The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1039

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

The boys are back! The guys talk Brendan's time at Sema, UFC 309 Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Brendan commentating on Gamebred FC this Friday, the viral video of a woman proposing to a man, butt stuff and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter Huckberry - Be sure to go to https://huckberry.com/fighter so they know we sent you! You'll find some of our top products Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Here we are. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a new world. You know, we, because we couldn't record on Wednesday. Sorry to all the fighting, the kid listeners and viewers.

We couldn't record on Wednesday because the wind was so bad out here. They shut all the power down at the studio. Yeah. So we had no choice. Yeah. And important to know I was doing the Patrick bet David live stream, which got 5 million views, Candace Owens, Dave Smith, some amazing people. Big boys.

And we had a great time. And then I finally said to Patrick in front of the entire audience at 2 30 in the morning, I go, I got to get out of here. And they're like, see you later. And I have Dave Smith, Candace Owens, who were still there. Because were they waiting for that official election results?

Yeah, but I know. What'd I tell you? Yeah. What'd I tell you? I was nervous. Not me. Rogan was nervous. We were all nervous.

Rogan and I talked before. And then everybody was nervous. I texted him. I'm like, no, no. Because I go off the odds. All the odds make it. I'm like, dude, 75% chance to win. And then once he won, what was it, North Carolina,

bumped up like 92%. I'm like, dude, the, and they don't take into consideration, like the weird polls on CNN and Fox, even Trump told Rogan he's like, all that is trash. It's all, I don't believe any of it. And I talked to Rogan about that because JD Vance had told Rogan. He's like that this is all bullshit. We're going to crush this. And they knew they were looking at that, right? There's a red wave, dude. It wasn't just a red wave. It was a beautiful collective

American fuck you to mainstream media. You liars, you liars, you out of touch liars. Don Lemon, fuck you. Sitting there going, uh, the Republicans are so out of touch. They have no idea. Shut the fuck up. You live in a different world than everybody else. Even the Democrats now, they're like, man, we went too far. Look. Oh my God, no one bought the bullshit we went down.

Nobody bought your bullshit. Nobody. Hollywood, all you celebrities who never have flown commercially, you think you have something in common? You're going to tell Americans how to fucking live when you think it's okay to have kids be fucking You know Mutilated but it's also not the 90s like I'm not listening to fucking Batista on a fucking Fuck out of here. Oh, what?

Hollywood it's not like the Avengers coming together like you think I give coming together like you think I give a fuck? Robert Downey Jr. has to say about the economy? He's Iron Man. We're not even the same tax bracket. Be an actor, just be a good actor. But they also have to play that game because they're in Hollywood. If they don't, they won't get certain roles.

Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. And you're right. They're all shills. So my friend has a movie he's trying to get made. He cannot tell people. He cannot, his agent is conservative. His agent goes, don't tell people you like Trump. You won't get financing right now. He'll come out his game and you'll get made. He cannot tell people. He cannot. His agent is conservative. His agent goes,

don't tell people you like Trump. You won't get financing right now. Don't come out as gay and get funded. Yeah. But you know what? At the end of the day, I think that's changing too. Cause I got news for you. Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly signed a $700 million deal to do a view like show on CBS. What? Yeah. Let me say it again. Is this breaking news?

Candace Owens, Meg, Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan? Meg, Meg. Meg Ryan. That'd be sick. So you go to Seattle. Is this breaking news? Candice Owen, Meg Ryan, Meg, Meg, Meg Ryan? Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg Ryan? That'd be sick. Sleepover in Seattle? What's her name? Megyn Kelly. Megyn Kelly. $700 million. We're talking, they, they want to, they want to counter the view. What happens to the, the goblins on the view then? The goblins on the view just keep sputtering your horse shit. Hey, could you find an attractive one to host that thing? Jimmy Kimmel, all you fucking guys. Dude, Jimmy Kimmel cried.

Hilarious. Dude, you were on the man show. Hilarious. What do they have on that guy? I don't know. The whole thing is fucking weird. But it was just a collective fuck you to the Justice Department with your law fair.

That didn't work with all your allegations. That didn't work. None of your shit worked. Mainstream media that were so 100% on a basherly behind Kamala Harris. You guys are dead. Nobody reads the New York Times Nobody reads that Washington Post. Nobody reads your shit. Nobody takes your shit. Seriously. Nobody watches CNN It's new media podcast Barry Weiss with the free pest of the free beacon It's just a different time.

So you see my, obviously all the car guys, cause if Kamala would have went off and she's obviously pushing the bullshit electric movement. So that car space, it's all combustion. It's combustion mods for combustion engines. You know how hard it is to get legal shit here for your car. So they make it very difficult. If they would have won, man, for what I do, for what the SEMA crowd does, it was a disaster. So Wednesday night, it's like tense, dude.

Everyone's like on eggshells. Thursday morning, bro, talk about a community that was so relieved. Everybody was relieved. And it wasn't even that I'm, people think I'm far right, I'm not fucking far right. I'm a traditional guy who's mostly middle of the road. I'm just not crazy.

I'm not crazy. Yeah, I am. But I kept telling him, I'm telling you, it's going to be a fucking landslide. Yeah, you kept saying. Because when I work out every morning, before, four years ago, it was like, I knew guys who were Trump people or Republicans and they were always like scared to wear the red hat or the the Trump hats or endorse him even though I'm like what do you you're mr. Trump and then like about a month ago at the gym I'm saying more and more red hats I do Trump shirts

Buffalo I'm seeing flags I'm seeing bumper stickers and I was like oh you're not scared so I started rocking mine and then what's up brother? We got this and there's like so many guys like, what's up, dude? What's it? I was like, and that's in LA proper LA. You guys aren't scared. My house have huge flags up on my house. You know, my neighbor has the wall for you.

I'm like, yeah, for the past four years it's been, they've the left has been so aggressively insulting and talking about shit Americans don't care about. Their agenda, the rest of us are trying to pay our bills and their agendas and we need more men and women. But how about they ran on he's a Nazi? Nobody with a few brain cells believes that. They're not creative. They read from the same script over and over.

That's what I said when I was doing a PBD. I'm listening to Joy Reid talk about how he's a fascist and a Nazi. I'm like, you guys just repeat the same fucking words. You're so- But also, he was president for four years already. If you're gonna roast, be a better roaster. But also, if you're gonna go on that narrative,

oh, he's gonna separate kids from their families and he's gonna make it this and he's a dictator and he's a Nazi, he's going to separate kids from their families and he's going to make it this and he's a dictator and he's a Nazi Hitler He that's if he didn't run for president. He already won a red. Yeah. I'll tell you what's curious I'll put on my tin foil hat Those 20 million votes where'd those go? How'd Biden man Biden won the most out of anyone ever where they'd they, so 20 million people just didn't vote? Interesting. It's weird. Interesting. How weird, come on now.

No, I agree. And I'm not, I'm not, I'm like, just give it up, you lost the election. Then you're like, well, where did those 20 million go? Well, Republicans voted early this time. I guess, what happened to those 20 million though? Yeah, that's a very good question. Just, they lost 20 million votes?

Because that's a small number. 20 million votes just disappeared. Strange. Interesting, right? He got more votes than Obama, Hillary Clinton. That's strange. Isn't that interesting? It's weird, huh? Isn't that interesting? It's hilarious. I'm just relieved. We don't want to bore you guys with too much politics.

We're just kind of like talking about... No, we haven't seen each other. Yeah, it's a big, but I'll tell you what, the Republicans control every chamber of the house, the house, the Senate and, and the executive and really the judiciary. So they're going to be able to get things done. And it's going to be very interesting. It's a huge opportunity. Huge opportunity.

It's such a sigh of relief for our children, just for every, like, oh. Common sense. For fucking common sense. Normalcy. Yeah, normalcy. The madness has stopped. Yeah. Your cancel culture, the woke shit, shit the de ice that the weird shit

That's all this crap. We're gonna look back in 20 years like oh my god Can you believe yeah, it'll bad ideas will always come rearing back though. It's gonna be tougher now, but colleges now Colleges like everything else those kids now they get aware. They're like, yeah, these kids are like I don't want to learn this bullshit I'm also to say this then we'll get off politics. I'm glad it's over me, too I'm so sick of it. Even as a Trump guy. I'm so sick of all of it. Yeah all of it Yeah, I am too. All of it. Can we watch this video real quick? Yeah, you know what I loved his speech Nobody deserves this more than him and nobody deserves this more than his family does This is what happens when the machine comes after you. What you've seen over the last several

years, this is what it looks like. Couldn't stop him, he keeps going forward, he doesn't quit, he's the most resilient, hard-working man I've ever met in my life. His family are incredible people. This is karma ladies and gentlemen. He deserves this. They deserve it as a family. I wanna thank some people real quick. I wanna thank the Nelpoys, Aiden Ross, Theo Vaughn. Fightin' the Kid, what? And last but not least, the mighty and powerful Joe Rogan. Wow.

And thank you, America. Thank you, have a good night! Dana's not in it. He knows what's up. Can we just for a second look at where we're at that Dana White and Joe Rogan are standing next to the President of the United States. Joe wasn't there. Joe wasn't there. You guys know what I mean. Saying Beal Vaughn and the Nelk Boys.

Busting with the boys.ustin' with the boys. And bustin' with the boys. Love those guys, love those guys. I haven't known those guys before anyone knew who they were. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did, Bubba. Those are my guys. Yeah, you did.

Those are your guys. I love seeing them. You knew, hey. A lot. You knew Theo before anybody knew him. Yes. You were the one, people need to know that you were the one who said,

we were doing standup, Theo was doing, killing it. We did it, we all did a, I don't remember that, it was in Arizona. Arizona Phoenix. Phoenix we did, we were all doing 20 minutes each. Nobody knew who Theo was and you said, you said he's gonna blow up. Yeah.

And I'm gonna do a podcast with him. Yeah. And I was like, mm-hmm. And you were the one who said, let's do a podcast and. Phil would have made it with him. He would have made a hundred percent, but, but, but at the same time, let's call it what it is. Yeah. All good.

Love them. Love them. Dude, how Tony Hinchcliffe was sweating bullets. Cause he was so left and the right would have just pushed this narrative. Like he's the reason they lost. He was sweating. He was really worried. He was very much worried, but guess what? Puerto Ricans voted in record numbers.

Everyone fell for the same stupid stuff. No legit person is on the fence. I'm going to change my vote now. He brought on Tony Hinchcliffe, a comedian, he said this about Puerto Ricans. I'm going to change my vote now. No, you're running with the narrative, it's the newest thing for the day, figure it out, man. It had nothing to do with the election. The internet's not real, how about that?

No, none of that's real. The internet's not real. None of it's real. You know what I mean? You realize it, you're like, oh, this is not real. Because if no one reacts to that, they don't have a story for the day. They have nothing to push, no content to push.

Yeah, all the- So you just gotta realize it's just the algorithm. All that algorithm. I was playing the rhythm. Everyone's just playing the game. That's right It's not gonna sway an election. It's just such a it's such this election was decided way before this Left there's a right. No one's like, oh, let me just figure it out. Let me hear Kamala's debate against Trump Oh, my come on made some good points. I'm gonna go with her. No, everyone already decided long ago. Yeah, that's right.

And most people decide because they're so sick of this weird woke virus that the Democrats are. So it is a woke mind virus. Yes. All right. Let's move on. Let's move on.

You missed a good time at SEMA, buddy. Not really your thing, but chaos. Well, what I did after the PBD, uh, live stream, I, I got two hours of sleep, got on a plane to come back and do the podcast. It's all good. Cause I got to see my kids, but those wins, the wins. I know. And where the fires were to get a game, uh, a tournament right where the fires

were and the fire, they get canceled and they still played and the fire. There's a fire two miles from us yesterday. Pick back up. Helicopters put it out. Do you have a game though? Bud T had a game. He did. Yeah.

Do you have a game? Yeah. You know, home run a triple six strikeouts. He's balling. Damn. He's balling. Kids balling. He's sick today though.

Not cool. He is just a fever. Yeah. It just sucks. Yeah. You get, you know, excited. Doesn't sleep enough. I don't know what's going on. I mean, just, you know, kids get sick today though. Not cool. Yes. You know just a fever. Yeah, it just sucks Yeah, you get you know excited doesn't sleep enough. I don't know what's going on. I mean just you know kids get sick, dude Okay, wait kids do steep a look some that's an old picture. That's all the picture. He looks Steve is jacked right now He is yes. I hope he's doing helping himself out there. That's

Yeah, I'm with I'm with biz being on this so says biz being doesn't appreciate the lack of I'm with I'm with biz being on this so it says biz being doesn't appreciate the lack of Respect for steep a against John. I think it's been a much tougher fight than people think steep A is one of the great some would say the greatest American heavyweight of all time. He's in crime. You see heavyweight of all time Yeah, I in his front years you in four years. He's been able to recover get his body, right? He works his ass off. He's been waiting for this. I just, it's not going to be an easy fight. I think it was three or four rounds, maybe five. I think, I think John gets it done, but this ain't a walk in the park. Striking is something else.

His wrestling is, you know, he was D1 wrestler, wasn't he? Yeah. Cleveland state. Yeah. He's a very big athletic man. He's going to have the punch in the face. He's going to have a much bigger, I think, advantage when it comes to the power, you know, and he's a natural heavyweight.

Like it's not an easy fight, man. We're just riding off, assuming John's going to walk through them. I'm telling you you're off. I agree. A hundred percent. Now if John does good, God, how fucking good is he? But I just don't see that happening. Well, um, you know, how old is Steve Pade a he's a hundred and five years but

yeah it doesn't matter 42 so young what'd you say 42 he's no young he's not you know 42 is in my words that's that's tough yeah it's very tough yeah that's that's a very different it's been four years since he's fought his last fight. He got knocked out. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, okay, I think by Francis. Yeah, Gano. Yeah Yes time and if you want to bet on it if you want bet on steep a I think you take John the over the over Is one half rounds you can parlay those two Now the DraftKings sportsbook app right now use the code fighter That's code fighter for new customers to get 200 bonus bets when he bet just five buckaroos all night DraftKings the crown is yours

I like Jake Paul as well via decision. I think goes all the rounds with you do That thing's hard to pick right? I don't know Buddies is it a legit fight Tyson looks insane shape, you know Well, tights the countdowns Tyson doesn't really seem to be playing any games Right if he cuts the ring off, he's gonna do you see that Jake bottom up? Expensive visioning is I'm gonna feed him to my hawk. Yeah, he said this pigeon ain't shit He's like this ain't no expensive pigeon Jake's like it's not he's like no See, I'm gonna feed this thing to my hawk things trash

I'm interested in I'm interested. I don't think here's how it does I mean, I think there are a couple things about Tyson Tyson still a very good technical boxer Tyson is also very good at protecting himself Tyson can also catch angles. He might be 60, but if he gets you in the corner He's he's a strong man and he can put his gloves on you. He's just so much younger man Yeah, and Jake and then we also forget Tyson fought Roy Jones. And that was a disaster. I was like, I don't know what kind of shape he was in then versus now, but father time accelerates

four years ago. But yeah, so you think he's faster? I don't know. No. Uh, Hey guys, uh, very quickly this Sunday at one o'clock at the Irvine improvrov, I am doing stand-up for an amazing cause. It's for basically a school, raising money for a school for children who are majorly

neurodivergent and have all kinds of problems. Doing the Lord's work, buddy. Yeah, they can't find the church. Yeah, go support Brian, 1 p.m. 1 p.m. at the Irvine Improv. What else are you doing on Sunday? That Sunday at one o'clock, and then of course the rest of the time is calisthenics and watching football, buddy Yeah, I watch football, but I want to make some money

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Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance for additional terms and responsible gaming resources. See dkng.co slash MMA. Jake's young. Again, I don't know what their deal is. If it's real. But what would, like, how would you fake this? Or how would you make an exhibition?

Like, how do you do that with boxing? Because you're hitting each other. Well, with Roy, it was like, it was like, heart, live to the body, to the head, you take it easy. Really? Yeah. There's ways around you figure it out Yeah

Okay. Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know. It's I don't know. I take jake in there over Well jake yeah jake hits very hard That I saw better beef was there something about does that bullshit better beef was like i'll fight him and I hope jake's not gonna try to fight him. That's what you see on tick tock or some shit no better be if it's talking about it yeah I mean it's not real yeah I mean yeah I don't I swear I'll watch I'm all for it I'll watch hopefully Jake does well you know there has to be a bigger play there but it's interesting would you bet on Mike to win It's interesting

Would you bet on Mike to win? I? Just don't I think Jake is a big strong kid who hits really hard and is training hard and in earnest He's athletic. He's not a bad boxer He's not a great boxer now, but it'll be interesting. I want to see if Tyson Let's say it is a real fight Tyson is in better shape than Roy Jones and Tyson knows he has three rounds to get it done. He's a much better fighter, much better boxer by far. It's an understatement. And he can understand your patterns.

He can see what you're doing. With a graceful time. Yes. And he's a highly educated boxer. So I think that I can see Tyson closing I can see Tyson closing distance and, and. I could see him put him down with a body shot. Yeah. Sure. I could see him going back and forth too. Yeah. I could see him knocking Jake out.

If he catches him, if it's a real fight, he catches him. He 100% has the power to knock him out. Dude, what happens if Jake gets knocked out by Tyson? Like cold, like. I think all of us cheer because it's Mike Tyson and I think Jake lives to fight another day. And we, and we actually, actually we love we love them both more In a way, you know, I don't think Jake gets the love

I think no matter what happens you get so much hate from this but I don't think he really cuz yeah Yeah for me, I see gets knocked out you gotta realize like you're not the fan base like the younger audience You don't like Jake. No, there's gonna make in front of them. Oh, you lost a 58 year old You know, you stop doing it, you lost a 58 year old, you know, you stop doing it. You know, I, I just, when I think of Jake, I think of the fact that the guy gets in the ring, he spars and trains and he, um, and that's really hard to do. It is. And it's hard.

He's, he is taking fights and you can say what you want, but he fought. See, I like Jake Paul by decision. You do. Plus three 20. Yeah. And over six and a half rounds. How many, how many rounds is the final round? And you can say what you want, but he fought. See, I like Jake Paul by decision. You do. Plus 320. Yeah. And over six and a half rounds.

How many, how many rounds is the fight? Eight. Eight. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to say. I don't either. I don't, I don't, I don't know what version. I know this.

I wouldn't bet on it. No. And if I would, I bet on the younger kid, if it's a real fight. Yeah. Because your reaction time, you know, your- Everything. Yeah. Yeah. I bet, sir. But Tyson in that peek-a-boo style is hard to hurt. You know, you can, you can jab him and do all the kinds of stuff, but- I just don't know what version of Tyson we're getting. So I would not bet on it. You're gonna get caught with elbows. If you're in there

dirty boxing with Tyson, man, he's a strong man. Yeah. 20 years ago would be a problem. You know, yeah. 20 years ago, it's a different conversation, but of course 58 and have to cancel the fight to stomach ulcers stuff. Stop, stop, stop. You know, I don't see all the money, name them out and all the money.

That's why they're doing it worth it I think I just I think it would be real. I think it's gonna be a real fight. I Think I I don't know, you know, I don't know. That's why it's hard to that's why I'm taking Jake in the over. I don't know. I Think Steve Bay's gonna put on a hell of performance. You do. Yep. I think Bo Nicholas I don't think Steve Bay wins,. I think Bo Nicolás. I don't think Cepé wins, but I think... Bo Nicolás fighting who again? Paul Craig. The Brazilian guy?

No. Paul Craig. Paul Craig's jiu-jitsu is nasty. Yeah. Did you guys watch the Rotolo fight? I did not. He looked good. He looked good.

Was he MMA or was it jiu-jitsu? MMA. Yeah, MMA. He beat the dude up and then dark choked him. Really? Yeah. His striking looked good? Yeah, he looked good, man.

Guaranteed pay, Jake Paul, guaranteed 40 million. That's why he do it. Mike Tyson, that's why he do it. That's insane. If that's, yeah, legit, but yeah. Look, Jake Paul's a sturdy fucking kid, man. He's a strong boy. Big head, big head, big Germanic.

Those kids are fucking strong. Jake is probably stronger than his brother, right? Would you say? Yeah, yeah. More explosive, more knocked out power. Yeah. I don't know, man, the whole thing's weird. Yeah, Ruto looked good.

Beat the dude up and then flew into a dark choke. Boom. beat the dude up and then flew into a Darce joke. Boom. He's an athletic kid, man. Good for him. Watch this. Guys, I'm gonna go for a single, like, cool story. Yoinkum's Darcy Day.

Oh man, look at that. That's an Anaconda, isn't it? Or Darce? Darce. Wow. Jesus. That's an anaconda, isn't it? Or Darce? Darce. Wow. Jesus. That's Brendan's move. He gets everybody in that Darce. Filthy, right?

All the way through, like through the arm and up this way and then you grab this. Damn. God, 40 million. Who wants you fighting 40 million? I'd fight you in a heartbeat. I'd kill you and your mom for it. I would punch you right in the fucking face. I would actually go hard too. Yeah 40 mil Yeah, but even with that see I didn't know is that much maybe don't hey Tyson I'm gonna fuck you up, but you don't get 20 million times like yeah, whatever. Oh, I was on stage with

At the PBT thing with Michael Chandler. It looks great. Yeah, he's been training and then it's already must it all showed up to Yeah, where is the big drum fucking great? He was he said hi to you and yeah, he said something about you. Are you doing something with him? Yeah, I fly Wednesday to do game bread. That's it. I'm the commentator. That's right. That's right. That's what he said Yeah, me and Robin black are the commentators. It's a good card to Robin black. Yeah, I like Robin black That's me and him as the commentators. We did one before it's great. Good for him. That's great Yeah, Randy Costa Brandon Davis Maurice Green Chase, who I love, uh, Kevin Lee, Josh Weems, Jason Knight, Jason Knight and Biloxi Mississippi. Good luck.

Great fights. I'm like, I'm stoked, dude. There's so much fun. Now Biloxi's a beast to get to, but still I'm grateful for that opportunity. Yeah. Biloxi Mississippi. It's gonna be fun. Grateful. Grateful. You take three plans or four for that. Yeah. Yeah. Luxembourg, grateful. It's gonna be fun. Grateful. Grateful. You take three plans or four for that? Two. But Luxembourg is stipulating, Joe. Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

It's a different sport, isn't it? Yeah. I'm being cage sized. Just like, oh my God. It's, it's, it's a tough way to make a living. It's cool. Cause it's MMA with bare knuckle. Yeah, it's cool. Not just, they put on a great show too. It's fun. I can't wait. I wish it was off the street, but damn MMA.

It's bare knuckle. Yeah. So much fun. So much of it is like not breaking your hands, right? Yeah. And yeah, it's interesting. Kind of hitting differently. You're kind of, it's interesting. You're kind of hitting differently, you're kind of...

It's fun. Yeah. Oh, you know I started watching that so damn good I finished already, it's the Penguin. See, I called it Penguin. It's good, good show. So many people- Finished already?

Oh yeah, so many people- Don't tell me. Me and Joe finished it when- Worth it, right? Finishing it, it's really good. How good is Colin Farrell? It's so well done. How good is Colin Farrell? It's so well done. How good is that motherfucker?

Like, do you know how much makeup that requires? They didn't, they didn't. He's in the makeup chair for. It's all practical makeup, yeah. He's probably in the makeup chair for literally five, four hours every morning. He's so good in this. Four or five hours.

It's so well done. Yeah, it's not like cartoony, like comic book stuff. It's like good fellas, like he's a mafia guy. It's fucking dope, it's so well done. You ever see when he's doing his makeup and they start talking to him, he goes, where are you from? What's your name?

Yeah, it's so good. He's so good. They didn't tell us how he got all the scars on his face, which I keep asking about. Well, you know he's been through it, that's all. That's so beautiful. They didn't tell us how he got all the scars on his face, which I keep asking about. Well, you know he's been through it. That's all. That's all you need to know. He's been through it.

Yeah, but it's people have been through stuff and they don't have a face like a great white shark. I'm just curious how his face came about. I assume, is there season two? Are they talking about season two already, chief? They have to be. Right? It's so good.

Colin Farrell is a great actor and by the way, for a long time his movies were not making money. So he kind of had to go back to Ireland and do, you know, Indies and stuff like that. So this is a huge thing for him. Great actor. He says he would do it but nothing official yet. Oh, I have to say, I was on a date, this is forever ago. You're on a date? Yeah, forever ago, right? No, this was before I was married.

And I was on a date with this girl, and she was really cute. And Colin Farrell, this was back when he was pretty famous. He was a dime piece. And he sat down at the table, and she literally, she just, she literally was sitting next to me and found, next thing I know, she's sitting next to him. And it was at the Mundra and I was like,

and she's talking to him like that and I was like, I literally just was like, sometimes you lose one. All good, he's better in every way. And I left, I left it, I never heard from her again. It was all good. I was like, I got it, there you go buddy, I get it. Well, you don't want this guy, this guy who's not working,

who does fucking, who did Matt TV a long time ago? Fuck you. With his bad hair. Don't talk about my friend like that. I know. But you gotta know. God, I hope they do a season two. Tom Farrell said, of course I would do it.

He's so good at that. Best show I've seen a hot second. Ooh, it's good good at that. Best show I've seen a hot second. Ooh, it's good. Oh yeah. It's one of those things too, it took a while to get traction, momentum. It takes, by the time it gets to me, most people have seen it.

It was so good. He's great. I'm on a lot of shows now. Amazing guy. He got sober and all that, cause he used to have a, he used to like his booze and his alcohol and drugs and all that.

I used to see him at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood because I used to go there every year for my birthday and I think his birthday is like near the same time. I'd always see him down by the pool and it was right after that video of him came out. Which was what? With the lady. I didn't see it.

And the things they were doing. He was having sex with the lady? Yes. I wouldn't watch that out of respect came out. Which was what? With the lady. I didn't see it. And the things they were doing. Oh, he was having sex with the lady? Yes. I wouldn't watch that. Out of respect for him. Well. Oh, I'd like to see what he's working on. Boy oh boy.

It helped him. Oh, he's got a piece on him? Pack it. Really? Pack it. Congratulations. I don't have a mustache like that, not pack. Is that a big dick mustache?

Oh yeah, the whole get up. That's a BDM. Great hair, great hair, great actor. He's just a phenomenal, I have friends who directed him in movies and he's just as good as he gets. He has a special needs child and that kind of changed him too, got him sober and all that stuff. Yeah, I getcha.

Dude, how about. What was the, oh it was 2005. With the block girl? Ooh was 2005 with a block girl. Ooh. Yeah. Yes. Sexy. I'd like to see that.

Yeah. How about last, last night when my old ridiculous episodes popped up and tigers watch it, my face was so fat from drinking. Yeah. Even tiger's like, dad, you look different. Like I look super fat. Yeah. You got it.

Yeah. Your face has changed a lot. Even when you were fighting, you had a different nose. Oh yeah. From getting shattered. were fighting you had a different nose. Oh, yeah Shattered. Yep You got a sharp nose Yeah, I'd like to check out that sex video though. Uh-huh How about how about it can't be Shannon sharps

Was fantastic. Yeah, but you just heard yeah, but his voice is hilarious. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, like that day girl Yeah, yeah, that's great. Chen sharp, man Yeah, it's only sound but his voice is hilarious. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, like that day girl. Yeah. Yeah, that's great Chen sharp, man Yeah, he's What do you got chin Already 56 look at that shit. Look at his body. He's always a Super free. He's such a freak like look at that. Just a fucking like

0.01 percenter What's he weigh about, do you think? 260. Jesus Christ. He's just smaller. 228. Stupid strong. Jeez. Well, he's not playing anymore.

But that's a large mess. He wasn't huge either when he was playing. And his brother Sterling was the hall of famer till he hurt his neck. Oh, really? Yeah, big time. Oh, that's right. I think he's playing. His brother Sterling was a Hall of Famer till he hurt his neck. Oh, really? Yeah, big time. Oh, that's right, I think he said that. Remember Sexyama?

He just posted something about his back. Not this one. Baby Jim. Don't keep that, Jim. 2015, 2022, and then it goes to. Homeboys. Oh! Dude.

Is that a stingray? Dude, Homeboy is. Are you just happy to see me? Homeboy is all, that's from pull-ups. That's from doing a lot of pull-ups. Shat. Shin's back looks just like that if you take a throw up. It's from doing, if you do pull-ups the right way, guys.

He's so jacked. Yeah, if you do pull-ups the right way. Go to the 2024 one, Shin. Yeah, that's, that's the best one. That's when you really up your pull-up game. You can't tell me that's not attractive Dude, I want to I want to fucking a turtle shell of muscle. I want to live on it. I want to sleep on it. I Want to rub it down every day with oil

I want to be a straight man who's like got to take care of you think gay dudes put their wiener between his blades I think they do all kinds of shit and I don't think he's gay But you know, I don't know I'm just saying if you were is that do they do I don't know that world. It's like a land. I just think he's awesome in general cuz I watched him in physical one He's generally awesome he sings too, right? Oh does every superstar he does everything he fighter Actor he represents Korea and Japan too. That's always confusing. He's what he's what he's half Korean I think that's a big thing screen by raising Japan He represents Korea and Japan too. That's always confusing. He's what? He's what? He's half Korean. That's a big thing. He's Korean but raised in Japan.

Yeah. So when you're, so there's flags on, there are a lot of Koreans who are raised in Japan and a lot of Koreans in Japan couldn't get jobs. So they were discriminated against. So guess what they would do? They get into fighting and what else would they do? What is the majority of what is Korean?

Race drifting. The Yakuza. Okay. The Japanese mafia is actually ethnically Korean, a lot of them. Interesting. Yes. A lot of them are.

And they're big tough dudes. Oh yeah. Did you have the nickname sexy Yama as a fighter is wild. Decorated judoka. Uh, karate boxing, kickboxing, wrestling. I mean, yeah, come on, come on. Complete bad ass.

His back is wild. That's the best thing I've seen today. 49. Damn. He's almost 50 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

By the way, I got it. I got to up my game. Yeah. I don't know what it'd take to get your back like that, but I don't think it's out. You don't think it's just, you don't think it's just grass fed beef and... If you went on TRT bar, you would be jacked. His back would not be like that. Not that.

No. That's, yeah. But you'd be jacked. There's no drug in the world that could get... I don't think he'd be jacked. I think Brian would be, he'd add muscle, but he wouldn't be jacked. I just don't have the genetics. But he has, he's genetically, like he has good muscle mass.

Not really. I see, I wouldn't describe Brian as muscle mass. Are you serious? No, I appreciate you and I like what you're saying. I appreciate it. Yeah, Brian's a thin individual. I have very skinny arms and I don't. He's an ectomorph through and through.

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Price varies based on product and subscription plan. Well, that's obviously. That's not, I wish that was me, but it's not. Yeah, that's me. That's skinny old Brian. Yeah. That is. Now if I really worked out,

maybe I could put a little bulk on maybe, but it's really hard. Yeah, but you're never gonna be like, laced with nothing. Brian skinny, Brian skinny boy. I think if you were on TRT. Yeah, I could, but remember my test is high. so I could go on TRT and break out on my back or something Also, he'd lose his hair on TRT. Yeah. Yeah

You look good as is Brian. Yeah Yeah, you know, it was a crazy comment, right? I Like that chin said I liked it too, but I live in reality You could let me you could let me dream a little now I'm a you know, keep your level. Yeah Yeah, I don't have good muscle mass weak weak guy. No, it's not bad You're not you know, so you guys put on muscle easy. What's the heaviest you've been right? 173 pounds and that's with like I mean I lift weights, but you know, I don't I've never done

Have you lifting? Yeah, I've never been I've weight like big time, but I've never done. Heavy lifting, right? Yeah, I've never been, I've weighed like big time, but it wouldn't matter. I've talked to my trainer, my trainer who knows everything about, he was a bodybuilder. He's a naturally big guy. He looked at me and he goes, you're not a guy. I could put you on some real juice. The amount of food you'd have to eat to gain bulk.

He goes, you're never going to put, it's not for you. You're not going to be muscular. Nor do you want that big. No. because it's not for you you're not gonna be muscular do you want that be now it won't be all big and I don't want to be a skinny guy who looks like he's trying to there's nothing worse yeah it looks fake yeah yeah don't listen to chin yeah fine what else you got I feel like you could add some mass chin I definitely could but I've been off the TRT and how how's your neck? It sucks right now. There you go. It just came back.

Honestly, why won't you get back on it? Because the telemedicine clinic, they stopped doing it. So now that they have me on an enchlomophen, a pill. That's not good. It makes your balls produce more. Yeah, it's supposed to be a natural, helping naturally get testosterone. Yeah, I have thoughts on your how to do things, helping you naturally get testosterone. I have thoughts on your how to do things, but you won't listen.

What are you talking about, Brian? You sent me videos about my back and I did the exercises. But that was for my lower back. What's this, Chin? Our current events are a little wonky today, so I apologize. She's cute. Yeah, let's do this one. She almost looks like Delia. I thought it was Delia's wife. We'll get to that. This one, you have to type it. Oh, okay.

So Nick Bosa, he ended up getting fined for that MAGA hat half second he had on TV. 11,000 bucks guys. Hilarious. So worth it. Because you know what you made in Jersey sales? Yeah. But here's the thing, like it's, it is ridiculous. I was like, what for that? That's stupid. But I'm with the, the NFL is like, we don't want politics left or right in the NFL. So whether you're doing Trump, whether you're doing Kamala, keep it out of the sport.

It's not a bad idea. Yeah. I mean, it's a little close to the kneeling thing, you know? Well, they also did wear. But big difference. Kneeling in the national anthem or while your buddy's doing a post game, uh, speech or interview, you come with wear them. Big difference. Kneeling in the national anthem or while your buddy's doing a post-game

speech or interview, you come with a Trump hat? Yeah. Or you're kneeling before a game? I think it kind of just- Disrespecting the flag? Similar? To me, it's similar in saying kind of like, let's keep our political and lifelong opinions to ourselves.

Well, they also wore things on their jersey, right? Like Black Lives Matter on their jersey and stuff. Oh, I don't remember. Yeah. And the end zone says, you know, stop racism, all that shit. That's political. They also wore things on their jersey, right? Like Black Lives Matter on their jersey and stuff. Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, and the end zone said stop racism, all that shit. That's political. And what happened to their ratings? They tanked like a motherfucker.

And he did it so quickly. Can you show the clip? Like it's so quick. 11,000 ain't nothing, Nick Bosa. What was he saying during half time? Hey. He just points to it. All right, Nick Bosa.

Oh, no. Oh, my god. That's going to sway so many people. Yeah. Heaven forbid an athlete should show their personality Yeah, every one of those guys is like 11,000 eight shit to Nick Bosa Also difference between Nick Bosa and Colin Kaepernick one can play the game of football One is an actual badass one is currently still playing one is complaining that he's not playing One hasn't done anything for the black movement yet

He collects checks off of it. Although he does no speeches, doesn't represent the culture in any fucking facet. He's a logo. No, he's a moron. Lazy fuck. That the NFL figured out pretty fucking fast and shut him down, and then he had a tryout,

came late, and then bombed the tryout for the Raiders. Yeah. And then they go, yeah, he can't. For the Raiders. Yeah, for everyone. Yeah, when you heard what his stipulations were and how he had to have the Raiders. And then they go, yeah, you can't. For the Raiders. Yeah, for everyone. Yeah, when you heard what his stipulations were and how he had to have the practice really far away, they're like, you didn't want to play.

No, he didn't want to play. And they were like, the other problem is with the scouts that went to grade him, were like, you know, it's terrible. At the end of the day, he's just not very good anymore. It's all good, man. He doesn't want to play. He wants to be this pariah who's, you know,

no, remember I sacrificed my career. Your career was over, dude. And then you realize you get attention doing this, so you just ran with it. Now it's over, dumbass. All that's over. That whole BLM thing was a complete scam. Scam. We found that out. Way to go. Yeah. Yeah, just shut up and count your money, dude. By trained Marxists.

I'm going to get out ofists. What else you got? This was a fun little oh This is so funny. My brother sent me this if this was in 2020 shoot a loss her job by this this morning But now things are different. She's fine. She made a mistake Michael Porter Jr. recently said, oh, I don't like this, that if the niggas, the nuggets, they'll try and get me on that. They'll try and get me on that.

Lou, are you buying? Lou Williams is laughing. I can't take it. I can't take it. That's my boy in the middle too, Chandler. That's not my boy. Nick. Damn, was that something she was reading?

No, she was supposed to say the nuggets. And just messed up and used the other N-word. At least he's laughing, man, it's all good. I used to do sideline reporting, you slip up all the time. Not like that. No, no, I never did that. Clearly she's not racist, she probably says they're joking around with their buddies, and it just came out.

That's a big, that's. She went, ooh, they're gonna come for me on that one. Is she gonna be all right? Yeah, I think she's all right. Yeah. They'll probably get, but also Lou Williams just laughing because he knows she's not,

clearly she's not an actual racist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chandler in the middle is like, oh my boy. Now can you imagine if like accidentally Colin Kaepernick was sitting there? Oh my God. It would have been a nightmare. It'd be a whole thing.

But Lou Williams is like. And he would get no traction. Yeah. Everyone knows he's a snitch. The problem is that back in the day, Lou Williams would have had a lot of pressure to say something. Like you were gonna sit on a panel with a racist bigot. Yeah.

Clearly she's not. Because you forget a lot of people get a lot of that. Chandler's just in the middle, he's all, Jesus. Don't react. Yeah, I'd be like, whoa. Well, that's a big flood there. Let's, yeah. Okay, so this one I thought, it's kind of a snub.

So we love Jeopardy. Jeopardy put up a new question that had a pretty big dig at Travis Kelce. I'll let you guys read it. I like Travis Kelce. I mean, I don't know. Are you smarter than a celebrity is hosted by this man? He's maybe more famous as a Boyfriend than a three times Super Bowl champion Look Travis. Kelsey is still delivering still killing it. He was famous before I know but I think like he's a bit of a snob

For yeah, it's just super shade for sure. Whoever wrote that question is hilarious. Definitely a Trump guy Yeah, but Travis. Kelsey is a good American and a great football player. He did the Pfizer cuck stuff. When you find out how much you got paid for it's like, yep, I do it too. Yeah. I mean, he's look, you know, Travis Kelsey. Wait, what'd you guys fire? Pfizer, uh, has pulled all their advertising. I've noticed there's been nothing lately. No, they've pulled. Yeah. The gig is up. No, no, it's all the hustle the scam. They've been running. It's all up Then RFKs gonna come in office. Hopefully they go from 80 fucking vaccinations though. Just the ones we need So well remember there was a lot of pressure on all pharmaceutical companies from the government to come over there with a vaccine could before we knew what was going on and And when you when you have to put up do a vaccine in six months

That's gonna happen. You don't have time to test it, right? And when you have to do a vaccine in six months, that's gonna happen. You don't have time to test it, right? So this, for a lot of people- The problem with that narrative being is that even after they realized they didn't test it, they kept pushing it, telling people that it was gonna cure COVID and it didn't. That's the issue.

Yeah. Yeah, that's gonna- The issue is knowing that putting people on ventilation systems is killing people and keep pushing it. Well, they figured that out. The issue is saying that the hospitals are over systems is killing people and keep pushing it. Well, they figured that out. The issue is saying that the hospitals are overran by COVID deaths and all this stuff, which it wasn't true.

That was all- And then posting pictures from 2017 in Boston. Because the hospitals were making money doing that. Yes. Yeah. No, it's all money. It was all a money claim. And when CNN had a ticker that was showing all the deaths because they're scumbags and

it was good for ratings and they knew better. And when you're saying that you died with COVID, if you were in a car accident, but you had COVID, it was marked as a COVID death. You fucking liars. Cause they made more money. Oh, I didn't know that. That's a fact. Cause they made more money, they would get grants. And, and Eric, I think it's Berenson, is that his name?

The reporter did a whole thing on this where I was like, wow. Wow. It was all just a scam. Baronson is that his name the reporter did a whole thing on this where I was like wow well, I'll just this game and and Yeah, and they kept they shut everything down for that long. What else you got you? Oh real quick on that So with kratom right which I use pretty much every day They would say there's deaths with kratom same thing if you look into the deaths there They're also on alcohol other other drugs and stuff like that. But they use kratom as a reason why. To vilify it, yeah.

What else does someone say? This one I thought was just ridiculous. So someone went to the polls to vote and they were wearing a MAGA hat and they were asked to take their hat off. Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to though. But why? I think because that's supposed to be a place that's safe haven. You're not allowed to come in with signs and stuff. But a hat?

That says Make America Great Again? I think that that's always been the case. That says Make America, I don't think so. I think it is. I wore this hat. No, I- And it's not a MAGA hat, it's just a red hat. And that's a little more aggressive.

That says war. Yeah, but- But this is a Dustin Poirier hat. Yeah, but no, I believe- But if you don't know Dustin Poirier, you're assuming it's MAGA, no one's saying shit. Yeah, I think the law is you. Yeah, but this is a dusting poor. Yeah. Yeah, but but I know I believe But if you don't know does employee or assuming smaggot, no, I think you can't I think you can't sort of like Be in a voting booth with a sign of some kind. That's not a sign. That's a hat. Yeah, but it is what it is I don't know. I don't think that's a rule Says when they walked in I'm not sure right about I think you're wrong Jumped up and came towards me, felt attacked.

Hold on. They told him hats like that weren't allowed. This is clear. Please check with your supervisor. Yeah, I think that they were probably enforcing a rule. They were told was the case. I don't think it's a rule. I saw Biden hats. I saw Kamala shirts.

Oh, no, he was allowed to. They said, you're, you're, no, you're right. I picked up my hat and asked, do you think you guys owe me apology? Weird. Yeah. No, it's not. It's America. Yeah. I don't know. You can wear where the fuck you could wear a shirt that says the N word. You can't carry signs or hand out pamphlets or otherwise. Of course not. You can go in the pole wearing a MAGA hat. Once you're within 150 feet of a polling station. Also, you don't need a hat to tell who's voting MAGA or not. They may not have known.

OK, but I've gone to vote, and I've seen people standing outside with pamphlets about pro choice and all this stuff. Why aren't you telling them to leave? You might have had four people that didn't know. This is silly news to me. It's like, yeah, you're going to have situations like this. You're dumb-dumbs. It's like, yeah, you're gonna have situations like this. You're gonna have dum-dums.

It's like the people that were given hurricane relief and would skip the houses that had Trump signs, okay. Wow. Okay. What I don't think is helpful is that now that conservatives are in control of the government, I don't think retribution and crushing any kind of anybody with a different point of view

is a good idea. No, I don't think that helps things crushing anybody with a different point of view is a good idea. No, I don't think that helps things. No, I think stay humble. Stay humble in victory. Those people are very stupid enough. Stay humble in victory and just get the job done. There's no time to be doing this. Oh no, now you gotta get to work.

All these changes and everyone's so relieved, now you gotta get to work. Now you get to work. There's no work. Don't make all these promises and don't deliver, no. Paying the right cabinet. Then you're part of the problem. Yeah, Trump has Suzy Wiles,

highly respected, intelligent woman. His cabinet's fantastic. On both sides. That's why he voted for her. And she's whispering in his ear, like he's got good people around him. Tucker Carlson, yeah, bunch of people. I will say I was really impressed

with the way people kind of handled it. I think everybody made like a little joke to themselves, like there's gonna be a civil war or something, but you know, look, this is America. People voted. It didn't go your way. It didn't go your way. So now Republicans don't protest. I know we don't protest. But people say Democrats fall in love. Democrats do look at BLM,

look at all the bullshit. The other ones, loot and rioting, causing all the shit. Republicans don't do that Until you wake them up Well until you force it until you wake up the wrong the wrong. Well, yeah, cuz anyone who's what what what the far-left? Is a galvanized a bunch of people that weren't new were never Republicans were never would never have voted for Trump They just galvanized a bunch of smart people together and they were like, Hey, this is making no sense. They're making all of us the enemy. These people are the worst.

This is a woman. These people on Tik Tok, you'll see them. They'll scream or they say, I'm going to wear a mask as, as, as a protest. Oh no. My favorite, my favorite was this TikToker who was like, if Trump wins, I'm leaving America. Obviously Trump destroys, right? He wins.

He's telling me, he's like, I'm to man, to my word, I'm moving to Hawaii. Oh no. That was the greatest. Yeah. A lot of them are really ignorant. Or a lot of them are just anti-human. They don't like people. It's still American.

Yeah. That was me, by the way. They just are. You know, I think the next best thing will be, I think, Tulsi Gabbard. She's just so amazing to me. JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, 2028. Female president.. Oh yeah. Tulsi Gowert, JD Vance, 2028. I agree.

Keep it rolling. I think she's so logical. She's good people. And she's a good person. She's a good person. Start off as a Democrat. Yeah. And Tulsi, Tulsi is one of those people that's

genuinely a good, like a real human being. Yes. I know that. Now you guys are close. Yes. And she's, but I, I know, yes, because I'm, I'm friends with her, but also I've spent enough time with her Yeah, you guys are close. Yes, but I know, yes, because I'm friends with her, but also I've spent enough time with her

where she's a genuine person. Yeah, she hasn't been, you know. It's not about money, it's not about anything else. It's about doing the right thing. That's why she's liked so much by the military and by a bunch of people. By everybody. Everybody likes her.

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So the COVID vaccine, if they paid you $100,000 to do an ad on Instagram? $100,000? No. $500,000? No. A million? No. Good.

I'm not anti-vaccine, so I would do it. I absolutely would not. For how much though, Brian? Brian would do it for threshold. I've not made up my mind. I don't think the vaccine, you know, I don't think that the vaccine on the whole, when they gave over 5 billion is dangerous.

I have a different point of view on this. I don't think that everybody needed it. And I don't like the vaccine, the way they vaccine mandated people. I have a problem with that. My problem was with the government and what they were doing. It's not working technology.

People in military, now somebody just won New York, I think 1.5 or $2.5 million because her work fired her because she didn't get the vaccine. Yes. And a lot of that is going to be headed this way. But we may find that this vaccine, which was experimental, we may find that it did cause miscarriages, that it did cause certain things. Inflammation of the heart.

Yes, or blood clotting. We may find that this vaccine, so I'm not, I don't know. The one thing I keep saying about this vaccine, I'm not anti-vax at all, but with this particular experimental vaccine, which apparently shows a lot of promise, I'm not a doctor or a scientist, so I keep my mouth shut, but we may find that this was rushed on people

for a lot of political reasons. Brian, you're speaking in common sense. Doesn't mean I'm anti-vaxx or anti-COVID shot. You might find though. It's like, whoa, whoa. No, I'm not putting that on my kid. Right. You haven't done any research on it? No, no, I'm going to wait.

That's not anti-vaxx. Yeah. And also- Anti-establishment. And I think people, their hearts were in the right place. It's like, I don't wait. This came out in six months. I understand we had to do it in a hurry, get the economy back, moving back,

whatever you want to say. It that, that was on, that was a bipartisan issue for a long time, but you're making people do it. And, and there are people that did have problems. And there's also a lot of people that benefit off pushing the vaccine. Yeah. There's a huge money play there. Massive.

Well, that's a lot of people into billing. That's for sure. Bill Gates, one of them. But to Rogan's, to Rogan's point, he had the person that invented the mRNA vaccine on his podcast and he had experts who were vaccinologists, immunologists who said, this is a bad idea and here's why. And now there might be an argument against it, but they were censored. They tried to get him off the air. This is the behavior I had a problem. And why are they censoring?

I think a lot of it was because there were people that really believed that what Joe and these guys were doing was harmful. I think that a lot of people- You don't think money had anything to do with it pushing him in there? No, I think a lot of people trusted their medical staff. Oh, yeah, I think you're right. Because most people are not experts, though. Yeah, exactly.

There are people that just trust, you know? Oh, I don't think so. And that's fine. I think you're all in cahoots and everyone's making money off of it. There are people that just trust, you know. I don't think so. And that's fine. I think you're all in cahoots and everyone's making money off of it. No, there are a lot of people that weren't making money off the vaccine. Who are pro-vaccine? Name somebody.

Half the population. Most people. Oh, no, no. Half the population's not educated on vaccines. That's what I'm saying. No, no, but they're going to do it because they're still trusting the main source media. Yeah. They don't know.

So if they tell you it's good, they're going to do it. But the metadata, if you look at the metadata, so they gave out literally worldwide something like, I don't know, something incredible, like 5 billion vaccines. If you actually look at the number of injuries versus the number of non-events. Well, we don't know. It's astronomical. We do know. We do know.

Oh, we don't. Yeah, we don't. No, we don't. Yes, we do. We do. We do know. So we know how many people that they listed as COVID deaths? So in comparison to five billion, it's rather infinitesimal. And that is what we know. Now, it doesn't mean there isn't vaccine injury. Mitochondriac, the infection of the heart, all that stuff. Blood clots. We also know that COVID itself, especially in its first iteration, caused a lot of myocarditis. So we're all talking and I think the evidence,

the data is still coming in. That's what I'm saying. You're saying they know. I'm saying data is still coming in. We know overall that people, the vast majority of people that got the vaccine were asymptomatic. It was a non-event.

So most of the people we know. We know a lot of people, well actually we know for a fact, the majority of the people that got the COVID vaccine got COVID again. That didn't happen. Oh, that's for sure. Oh yeah, that's for sure.

That did nothing. And then they kept pushing boosters, boosters, boosters. Yeah, apparently with the old and vulnerable, especially if they had co-morbidities, the vaccine for the most part would stop you from being hospitalized or die. And that was the idea. For AD and over.

But you're right. Look, you are correct in that we were lied to in many ways that faceless bureaucrats and people like Anthony Fauci had the arrogance to, and Randy Weingarten, the head of the teachers union who shut down schools based on what was not real information or faulty information. Make profit. Make quality information.

Wear masks, six feet apart, all bullshit. Pouchy lied to us saying masks mattered. I was against this shit, you were against this shit from fucking what? After the first three months when we realized it was. Before that. Right? I never agreed.

Like fuck off. Go ahead Jim. Oh, real quick, since we're on this. Actually never mind, let's go. No, never mind? Yeah. Okay, so the movie since we're on this, actually nevermind, let's go. No, nevermind? Yeah. Okay, so the movie Wicked's coming out, big musical, turning into movie.

Oh yeah. Mattel's ready to make money off their Barbie dolls, but they made a little mistake. This is not a mistake. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. This ain't a mistake. You don't think? On the back of the box, instead of writing

the actual website to where they wanted people to go, they just wrote wicked.com. And if you wanna Google that, Chen. Oh, I know wicked. No way, well it says wickedmovie.com, but they said wicked.com? Yes. Oh, shit.

Oh, and look. There we go. So, B, you don't think this is a mistake? Why would they do this? Well, people fuck up. Fuck. But, hey listen, so you can just choose which wicked girl you want to watch.

Listen, maybe. Get an Ariana Grande doll with a side of. Everybody calm down. It's literally wicked dog. is how that's not mistake That's hilarious A lot of petal files out there. It's on kids stuff, you know, oh, I didn't go that dark No, that's not a pedophile website. Yeah The toys for kids, huh? The toys for kids for. And you have a porn site on the children's toy.

Or they just made a mistake. Yeah, of course. You're getting a little conspiracy out of this. I don't know what we're gonna figure it out. Just everyone keeps making mistakes. I made a mistake, I went to Epstein Island. Oh, I made a mistake. Oh, look, the vaccine, they just a mistake. I think a lot of people went to Epstein Island. Oh, I made a mistake. Oh, the vaccine, they just a mistake.

I think a lot of people went to the Epstein Island just to get out there. Of course, man, no, of course. So there was a lot of talk. You wanted to go to this one? Sure. We talked about the Joker and how it just was kind of a flop.

And now- Tim Dillon was hilarious about it. Yeah, Tim Dillon went on Rogan and was like, just so you guys know, we all knew it was gonna be bad. None of us could even figure out the lyrics about Rogan. Yeah, Tim Dillon went on Rogan and was like, just so you guys know, we all knew it was gonna be bad. None of us could even figure out the plot to this movie. Yeah, I know. I talked to... Did you see it?

Did you like it? No, I talked to my friend Todd who directed it and wrote it, and he was like, hey man, sometimes you try things. You try things, and he's a genius. He's made the greatest movies and you know? He was off on this one. Maybe, I didn't see it so. You saw it.

I heard it was like more of a musical. It's horrendous. Yeah. Yeah, it's horrendous. Tim's so funny. Oh, it's so funny. Tim said there on set like, what are we doing? This thing's gonna bomb. It's terrible.

Yeah, it's bad, it's all good. Yeah, but sometimes you take a risk. That one could have been so good. Whoever directed the penguin to have him. Have him redo it. Next Joker. Yes. What's that?

Whoever wrote the penguin, direct the penguin. I think there's a few directors. They had like episodes two through four is different director, three through six. Have them do the fucking Mike Tyson confronted by the man. He robbed as a teenager and resurface. Yeah, this is kind of cool so everyone knows Tyson had like a troubled childhood and You know did what he did to get by and he bumped into a guy that he actually Like robbed and there's a video of it That's cool

Yeah I love it. That's cool. That's right. Yeah. I was eight years old, ham boy picking up. I robbed him, and he slayed me for robbing him. When he was eight? Next time, rob him. Who robbed you? That was a kid, bro.

I didn't get it from him. I didn't get it from him. Who would've worked so hard? I don't give a fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you rob me, baby. That's so cool. Wouldn't it be better if'm sorry. You're not gonna buy me a bottle of dick. That's so cool.

Wouldn't it be better if he was like, can I have my money back? You robbed me when I was eight years old. How does he remember that? Is it robbing? Yeah. Is it robbing when you're eight? Look at my eyes.

Look at my eyes right now. Yeah. I'm sure. Did you have it on your phone back then? Okay. You mean he took your candy when you were eight? It's more bullying than robbing. Yeah, and also.

Robbing's a tough term. Also, I got super skeptical, hippo-wise. Maybe you rob me, really, what I take, my video game, like, well I didn't. I don't remember eight. I didn't rob you. How about that? He's my age.

I don't remember eight years old. So you mean, hold on, watch this, you mean 50 years ago. You mean half a century ago? Hey bro, you robbed me half a century ago. Yeah. Oh man, I remember that. Yeah, you were wearing a, were you wearing a century ago? Hey bro, you out you robbed me half a century ago. Yeah. Oh man. I remember that Yeah, you were wearing a were you wearing a green shirt. You were the kid with the with the sandy colored hair. Shut up Yeah, it's a little sus. I don't think it is. I think if I was robbed by a

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What would you say? Well, yeah. Or the same age. Mike's 58, they're probably both similar ages. I bet Mike was 8 or 10 years old. Now Mike also weighed 220 pounds with a full beard, but still. Sounds like he bullied him and took his skittles. That's like what Teddy Allen was talking about when he was 12 years old.

And they were like, bro, don't say he's 12, at least don't lie that badly. I actually had one more political question though. And they were like, bro, don't say he's 12. At least don't lie that badly. I actually had one more political question though. So you know when celebrities appear at like campaign rallies for... They're all paid. So they are all paid. All of them. By the candidate. Most of them are paid except there's a few that aren't.

They have a... Like Dana's not paid, right? He's a friend. But Cardi B paid. Yeah, Megyn. I heard they paid over a million. Yes, they're all paid. And that's why the Harris campaign... That's why you feel bad for. Yeah. I heard they paid over a million. Yes, they're all paid. And that's why the Harris campaign.

That's why I feel bad over by 20 million. That's why I feel bad for Cardi B because she, she doesn't know. It's like having me up there. I'm an idiot. So when you have Meg, Meg, the Stanley and Cardi B like speaking for the Democrats and remember that a teleprompter that ran out, she didn't know what to do. Didn't know. Have you seen this?

No. She got on stage and the teleprompter,'s like all right I'm just I'm just waiting that things frozen now all right y'all give it up for Kamala and it's like okay what do you got and took forever she's like I need my assistant up here so who's all excited for Kamala to win? She didn't know. No. No. I thought she was. No. But again Kamala's team thinks like that endorsement does something when most people go, ah, poor Cardi, man, she doesn't know what she's doing. You know, must be like, oh, it's just a paid thing. She's cheap. Cardi B tweeted, I wonder what P tastes like.

Like, you know, she's on record saying she used to rob guys. She was a, she was a prostitute stripper. She used to rob guys and take their, their money and wallets and stuff. So yeah, they, they, they it's not a car You pull his pants down. It's not the best candidate or best person I have speak for you. It's not good, right? Also, she doesn't know what she's doing No idea what the fuck she's doing. What else you got? I found this one just recently like you Elan's not paid No, like that's what I was that's why I was asking recently like Elon's not paid no like that's what I was that's why I was asking you a million dollars endorsements and then there's yeah like

real like that's gonna move the needle like Rogan's not paid he's just doing what he thinks best for mankind mm-hmm okay so I read about this I haven't watched the clip yet but apparently there's a video of a proposal a woman's proposing to a guy and it's so cringy that the internet's divided over it and i've only read the article i'm already embarrassed yeah i'm old-fashioned every day oh she's got him okay blindfolded do they know that they're being watched i guess they do he's blindfolded so they're walking to an open field she Oh my god. She's. Hey, this lady says, I'd rather wrestle a shark in Sydney Harbor than get on my knees for a man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole time I'd be like this. I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? What are you doing? So she's walking him to a nice little setting. Yeah, right in Sydney. Also, he's a cock. She's on her knees now.

Is the music still going? Let's see. Yep. Oh my god. First of all, who do you think you are? I know I'm old fashion it's like I'm the one who should be doing. Get up. Get up. And he should get down on him like this house guy. Yeah. I wonder how long they're dating for. Why hasn't he gotten up yet? He loves her. But you know. Is he saying like what is happening oh my god no this oh she puts

the ring on him that's gonna be oh that is super to me I'm old-fashioned to me yeah but you don't see what you don't see is the the strap on she's wearing and he's gonna get you would feel like such a cuck. As soon as I'm like, hey, this is cool, do not post that, please. Like my boys are gonna fucking light me up. And don't. But maybe he's on the softer side, you know? And he's a cuck.

You know, he's like, oh, this is cool. It is what it is. It's all, you know, listen, I'm the wrong guy. I'm old fashioned, God bless. But I hope they have a great relationship in marriage. Okay, but he's supposed to wear the ring now and she doesn't. Fuck that.

But that's, again, again, I'm just... What's happening? You're misogynist. Yeah, I'm just old school. I'm a woman and I'm saying I don't date. I'm old school. There are a lot of people like, why not? It's fine. I don't care. I'm just old-fashioned. Yeah, I don't care. I'm old school. It ain't right. It just, it ain't right.

It's like electric cars. Do you think she asked his parents? All of it's a disaster. It's a disaster. Also, if you have to do that to your man, he's probably not the guy to marry. Has she asked his parents? All of it's a disaster. It's a disaster. Also, if you have to do that to your man, he's probably not the guy to marry. It is, yeah. If you've been waiting so long, they're like, I'm just gonna ask him.

He might be an easygoing dude though, you know, he's one of those guys who's like, eh, you know, some guys like this, I got a friend like that. He's not a fucking pussy, but he's like this, he's like, yeah, she's, I can, wants to do that. You know, he doesn't care, he picks his fights. Then that's not your man, then he's a cuck. Or he just doesn't like to, he fights other things. He's successful, but he's like can wants to do that. You know he doesn't he picks his fights, then that's not your man Then he's a cuck or he just doesn't like the he's good. He fights other things. He's successful, but he's like yeah But it but it if you had a proposal your girl do if you're too lazy to propose your girl

You know for you have a crazy bitch, but the put the sex is amazing, and you're like you know what Brian That's my point not the girl to marry so you're not gonna ask you to marry her That's it. That's it. That's a deal breaker right there. No, it's just cuck behavior. This is a problem with society. That ain't right. That's not how this goes. It's not.

And also, if she has to get on a knee and walk you blindfolded, it probably isn't the move. Yeah, is she gonna carry him over the foyer? Oh my God. The whole thing is just awkward. When I was a little boy, I remember a woman carried me. I hurt my foot or knee and she picked me up. I was a little boy.

And I was like this. And I remember thinking this is the worst shit ever. Even as a boy I was like, this doesn't feel natural. Put me down. I don't like this. Yeah man. I was like, I don't want to be carried like that. I was so embarrassed.

And I was probably eight or something. There's nothing wrong with it's not for me and also if your girl has to actually to marry her It's like he's not the one honey. Trust me He's also you put a ring trust me if he if he was down any guy worth his salt is gonna figure it out I don't ask him that relationship probably won't last I Mean if he breaks up with her good it might be let's him fuck other dudes how soft you'd have to be he's he might have been broken by the system he's already been broken yeah I'd be like hey get up I'd like no shut the camera what are you doing what are you doing I told you I ain't ready Yeah, I ready doesn't mean you propose to me. This is way worse

Although I have a friend whose wife proposed to him how they're doing. Well, does he like big cocks or just small? No, he's a fucking he's that's what I'm saying He's a he's a real man and I like a real tough guy but she just was a couple years older older and she was like, she asked him and uh, it was, and he was, she took him doing, they, she took him to do something like off road or something. I don't know what they were doing, riding motorcycles. Don't try and make this tough.

That never happened. Hey, you're just trying to appeal to me, took him off road and like four by four style. I don't, it's something pretty like manly, right? And then she like got down on a knee and there's like, it was hot too, right? And they're like, so dehydrated and then yes, she got on a knee and there's like it was hot too, right? And they're like so dehydrated and then yes, you got a nice. It's pretty badass. Hey that never happened No, I can't you try to make it

True. I'm like nothing. They were probably like there's like AC DC playing in the back No, he just shot like this crazy bear with a bow. Oh my god We almost died and then they were kindDC playing in the back. No, he just shot like this crazy bear. She's like, oh my god, we almost died. And then they were kind of both on the knee. You wanna marry me? Yeah, they were both on the knees. And then she farted. It was like super manly, dude. Yeah, but they're good.

They're good. Yeah, if you have to propose to your man, that's not your man. Yeah. That's your girlfriend. What else you got? Oh, wait. Real quick. Have you guys ever been asked to be pegged?

What? Since we were talking about it, it's like in the same subject. No, but I've had a girl who was very into my asshole, and I didn't like it. So she didn't ask to peg you? No, but she would try to put her fingers in there and lick it. I was like, aw, man. Ew!

I don't like this shit. But is pegging like a new thing? I don't know. But I mean, you never had a girlfriend? Never. She would get drunk, oh man. Ew! I don't like shit. But is pegging like a new thing? I don't know, but I mean, you never had a girlfriend ever. She would get drunk this girl, this is a long time ago. And I remember like. Start playing with your asshole? I was like, I don't like this. You got a hairy asshole too.

Oh, but she wanted me to, she wanted me to, you know, which I would. That's fine, yeah. And I would do it and she'd be like, this is so hot. I was like, all right, yeah, I know. We're playing in the mud, girl. Yeah, yeah, there it is. Yeah, I'll go in south if you want me to. in the mud. Yeah chin. Are you asking that some people?

Some people are anally obsessed. Oh, really? Oh damn. You got pegged. No, no, no, they asked me And what'd you say? I say they is one girl. I said fuck no She wanted to peg you she want to peg and she said something like you've never tried it. You understand He's it's a good it's gonna feel great. It's gonna feel like I'm like no I don't fucking do it. We had an actual argument over it. She wanted to put a dildo. A dildo in my ass. In your ass.

In Chin's flat ass. My flat ass, yeah. She's like, just lay straight. That's amazing. That's, yeah, but some people are into front play. I don't know what the fuck that is, yeah. But I was like, fuck me. Some people are only into front play.

I don't get why girls like it though, because they don't get any pleasure they have a fake wiener on. That's my whole point point I don't get it it's more free it is what it is it's freaky yeah look who knows people are into weird shit God bless I don't I got a lot of dude friends and they like they love asking questions about that stuff but yeah well like like they'll ask me like do you like that or whatever but the majority of the men I hear is like they want to do it to the, but they don't want it done to them.

No, no. I think that's across the board. Yeah. I don't know. Most kids are like, I don't want a girl's mouth down there. I don't. I don't know if you guys do, but I don't. Brian's very quiet.

No, you mean having a girl go to town on my- Eat your ass. I'm not into it. Yeah, I'm not, no. I'm not even into that. But would you do it to a girl? I wouldn't do that either. That's so disgusting. So you're saying no- Oh yeah, I'll do it to her. I mean, sure, I've into it. Yeah, I'm not, no. But would you do it to a girl? I wouldn't do that either. Oh yeah, I'll do it to her. I mean, sure I've done it already.

But it's not where I go. I'm also not going to do it. I'll go down, but I'm not, it's not like, oh, you're shitter, you know? I don't need it. It's just a little bit of, even like... I prefer the vagina and her mouth. I don't need den to go

You know what's missing in this equation your shitter. You know what I mean? I've never been you know what I'm saying I've never been like ah what the one dog the thing I want to do cuz you're you're not enough over here But I'll do what I want me to that's like even if she cleans up her house like crazy clean, right? There's still a fucking smell Huh, yeah, I don't know But the whole point is it's dirty some people are into it. You know they are What about when guys ask girls like we put like a finger in it. We're getting really graphic here Yeah, but that's that's I've had that done and frankly it feels way better than it should

I love your honesty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where I've been like, oh boy, oh Jesus, you know? Oh my God. Okay. But that's a lot. Brendan, you're so quiet. I'm embarrassed to ask Brian's talking.

It's hard to embarrass me with Brian talking about all this. But Blake made me uncomfortable. It is weird. I'm not, it's not something I have ever been into. It's not my thing. I'm in the moment. If it feels right, it's right, man. One more question then. When I've done anal, one girl asked me to put it back in her vagina.

You can't do that! And I said, I'm not going to do that because it's dangerous just waiting to get pink guy right I don't know dangerous usually just just do it on like no you got it you had a naughty girl that's the same girl though you got a naughty girl she's not the same girls trying to peg you yeah you got a freak she Asian yeah the all my ex-girlfriends are most most you know data wait that's a Mexican I mean, did you ever date no white? Did you ever date no white? She sounds like my kind of lady.

No, Brian. She sounds like a positive person. Not hygienic. You can't do that. She sounds, well, no, it's called, hey, Sanaz, it's called filthy, okay? You're going, you're getting a UTI. She's called a good time Charlie.

She's what we call a tramp. There's nothing wrong with that. That's why I asked you guys before, I'm like, would you get into like a real serious relationship with someone that has been like a freak? And you said yes because they're going to change. I'm not going to judge a freak. Freaks are freaks in bed and whatever turns you on,

turns you on. I'm not, I'm not about to be like, you know, yeah. No, I'm not gonna mark them off yet. The night is still young. But if it's like a Tuesday and they're trying to play with my ass all the time, I could get a little old, you know? Sure.

I had a friend who was dating this British guy. He seemed so nice, so perfect or whatever. And she calls me, she's like, oh my God, Sinatra, I'm at his house right now. And I went, okay, what's the big deal? She goes, I go into the bathroom and there are these three things that are like suction to the and I went, okay, what's the big deal? She goes, I go into the bathroom, and there are these three things that are like suctioned to the wall.

And I go, what are you talking about? Sends me photos, three different, what I would assume, going boys' butts. No, they were like weird, they didn't look like dildos. Like butt plugs. They were, they were, they were. Those might be for her, though. No, and he goes, oh oh I forgot to take those down,

I'm really sorry, did that weird you out because I'm into that. Yeah, see that's what he's testing a lot of. He didn't forget, that's a little test. That's a little, those are feelers. But three? Was she into it? No.

Can I, you know what that is? Backfired on him. Yeah, you know what that is? Shoot or shoot? That's called a butt prep station. Yes. That's the butt prep station. That's the BPS.

I assume a lot of gay guys have those stations. 100%. Because they just play in the mud. Station. Yes, that's the butt prep station. That's the BPS Assume a lot of gay guys have those stations a hundred percent because they just play in the mud That's right Now you that is that is where you prep your shitter and if you're a real American You got a smaller one you graduate to medium and then you graduate to the big boy Yeah, we get we get stretchy. We call that one stretchy All right, cuz you got gotta push yourself a little bit. Okay, but why put all three out? Because he's a, because you gotta learn.

With your cup of tea. You gotta teach your asshole that this is no free lunch. He didn't know what level she's at. That's right. He's just testing the waters. You're really backfired on this young gentleman. And your mud whistle gets cocky and he's gotta learn. Oh yeah, you think that's, oh yeah, take that.

You gotta back it up. That's what he says to himself. He goes, time to back it up today. Oh man, you think that's oh, yeah take that you got to back it up. That's what he says to himself He goes time to back it up today It's like taking a cold plunge Yeah, you get used to it get used to it what else you got back back it up is that all I think those are good Good a lot of ground Brian's in a but so good. Why I know only if the guy I mean the girls really hot. All right What do we got that it that's pretty much it? Yeah. Oh very important. Yeah, I forgot to mention this Sunday one o'clock at the Irvine improv. I am doing a charity one o'clock. Yep

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