The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1040 | Sam Tripoli

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

Sam Tripoli is back and the guys talk the election, Sam being on Joe Rogan's podcast right before Donald Trump, Trump fake news, Sam coming from a history of Psychic's, Bryan conceding to some of Sam's comments and much more! True Classic - Fall is here. It’s time to step up your game. Right now, you can unlock big savings when you bundle packs. Just go to my exclusive link https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER #sponsored Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's do this. It's a new day. We've got the great Sam Tripple up in this. We're in it, dude.

Dude, how crazy on Rogan it goes, you Trump. Yeah. Eskimo brothers. I got a t-shirt on me. Well, when you Trump, then us, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all Eskimo brothers. Yeah got a t-shirt on it. Well, when you trumped and then us, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all Eskimo brothers. Yeah, we're all in it.

All the way up. You were the co-main event. We're the Trump sandwich. Trump sandwich. Yeah, that was great, dude. Were the three of you surprised? I used to have a t-shirt that said the revolution will be podcasted.

That came out right when Tim Foyle hat started. Oh, wow. And it turned out to be 100% true. For sure, sell those shirts. Were you surprised? You're a conspiracy guy, were you surprised by- You mean a truth seeker? Sorry, a truth seeker.

Thank you. Were you surprised at the results? No! You were not. I'm surprised at people who are surprised at the results. Like, what is your algorithm? All that smoke, none of this is real. It's done, dude, it's done.

The days of that being big, All that smoke, none of this is real. It's done, dude. It's done. The days of that being big, the days of that cancel culture happening is done. It was never real. It was always, it was aster turf. What you had was a small group of people with all these bots on Twitter, ah, he says I'm mean. And then corporations would be like, you're fired. Before anyone could even discuss it

That's where it gets real though Sam because those those corporations and advertisers and agencies and like my friend Brian here power anymore because well now It's over but at the time to say it was a real hurt Like although there was a small minority, but my point is it wasn't real in that people correct people made people It was the astroturfing like the all these blue hair and green hair people are Super powerful and it's like no corporations wanted to give the illusion that if you step out of line You're super cancer right and it's gone and you know the whole thing with my biggest problem with the Tony stuff It's all the white beta cocks Demanding censorship. It's like we gotta stop these

jokes. It's so mean. I'm like, you know, you're going to be the one censored the most. Of course. The problem is they don't care though. Well, that's why they're cucks. But they don't understand the minute you are okay, which it's like the the my body, my choice. People learn this. The minute you're okay with any power like dropping a hammer on things you don't like, just know it will come back and be just. They're not just gonna do that. Yeah.

It will come right back on you. So that's what the founding fathers talk about and Jordan Peterson was very good at articulating that. You, when you set up a system, you cannot rely on the people. It's like no, our system of socialism or communism is going to be good because the people will put in good people. The problem that you don't understand is that there's somebody right behind that good person waiting in the wings

who's going to take advantage of that and they're going to gain the system. If you have a system where you put one person or a faction in power, that faction will do whatever they want because you're going to have sociopaths very quickly that fill that role. So exactly the classic example. The classic example is the Catholic Church. No, Catholic Church. Once the Bibles realized that they wouldn't get in trouble, they would join the priesthood, put on that frock, and now they would go from parish to parish. And they had their... The clear path.

I almost got molested by Father Dan and I'm dead serious. The reason I don't think I got molested because I'm a grower, not a shower. Really? We got in the jacuzzi and it just, I don't think he liked it. Damn.

I'd save me, dude. But that- If I had banana dick, I'd probably got felt up. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Well, that's an interesting- Glasses half full there. Here we are.

With a big, small dick, you know? Here we are. Glasses half full. Glasses half full. Yep. Yep. Yep. Well, that's an interesting thing. Glasses half full there with a small dick. Here we are. Glasses half full. Glasses half full. Yep. Small dick. Small dick. Not attractive.

What do you think, pedophiles? Not a small dick. One that doesn't show. Yeah. Just doesn't show. Some people hang, dog. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. It's not big.

I mean, you're acting like it's super tall. Yeah. You don't have a baby dick. No, I got the point. They created two people. I'm good, bro. OK. All right.

Take me heat. But don't you think those pedophiles and those guys were hiding in the Catholic church and also organizations like the boy scouts, like there's certain where they, that's what I'm saying. Right. Get their way in and get that free pass. Where kids are with anywhere that they have access to Nickelodeon people like that. Well, yes, I have a real issue when any grown man who does kids entertainment that doesn't

have kids. Like I have a comic book I'm doing now, that's because I watch TV with my kids. I'd be like, that's shady, that's shady. I want to create something that parents didn't have to worry about that, right? But if you're like, oh, I just want to entertain children, like why?

Who likes other people's kids? Yeah, very strange, dude. It's very true. Why are you doing this? Yeah, why are you putting out all these shows? Yeah, and they're like, he's such a brilliant writer, he just knows what the kids are thinking. I'm like, that's not alarming to me. Yeah, yeah. Because he's 40.

Wow. He knows what eight-year-olds are into. Yeah, a lot of people that went into the priesthood, remember, traditionally, were probably gay and remember homosexuality was a sin. So the overwhelming guilt of that was like, I'm gonna go into the monastery so that I can deal with these demons. And I'm just gonna go.

And still get to heaven. I'm gonna be, yeah, I'm gonna be so. Wrong. So what happened was, check it out. They would get to the monastery. They'd get to the Vatican. They'd get to their parish. And they look around and all of a sudden

they realize all the other priests are gay. And they're dealing with the same demons. It's like the Abbey for them. And all of a sudden it's like, you're gay? I'm gay too. Fuck. That's my biggest secret. And then they would get together. Sorry, fuck, listen. Now, now, what happened, I don't know if you saw that French journalist who wrote that book about the Vatican. He was gay. He spent a year in the Vatican. He goes, hey dude,

this was thousand gay men, mostly, and the thousand covering for the gay men, the gay men are covering for the... covering like I'll keep your secret You keep mine don't fuck around and that's what he wrote And so there is no question that so many miles said hey, there's an opportunity to be around kids I can hide yeah. Yeah, Shin and I were talking before about closet gaze. You remember that? That was a deep conversation What was Abraham Lincoln closeted? facts You remember that that was a deep conversation. What was Abraham Lincoln closeted? facts Abraham With them on the road all yeah

Yeah, the same bed yeah and it's like hell of a rest closet gays are the most dangerous because they're really angry and Like if you find out like what we did you know the gays well what we did in like the Mexican-American War like brutal dude, and he didn't care like he there was a whole, like I'm reading this book right now. It's called American Memory Hole by Don Jeffries. Great book. And it's just about this whole complete revisionist history of like our country. And it's like, dude,

Savages. Savages. Abraham Lincoln was not a nice guy Hated people didn't care about the slaves all this stuff the way they sell it is just nuts But closet of gays you know Bill Clinton's the Andy dick of the White House. He just wanted he just saw holes He just wanted to hit it. That's all head. Yeah, dude. He was not go ahead. He's just a weirdo Just hitting holes bro. Isn't that funny though? He's just a weirdo, dude. Just hitting holes, bro. Isn't that funny though? JFK Vice-Chancellor.

I'm a knucklehead. What do you want from me? Sir, you lied about serving... I'm a knucklehead. I'm a knucklehead. You're banging the janitor. I'm a knucklehead. Sir, but you're trying to be the Vice President of the United States. Okay, I'm a knucklehead. Sir, you're doing rails of cocaine off the back of your...

That's giving me my new thing. You're taking teenagers to an Abba concert. I'm a knucklehead. I'm a knucklehead. I'm like Abba, I like teenagers. I'm a knucklehead. What else are they saying in that though, Sam? Because also with Abe Lincoln, like, you had like the, my son would come home from school,

you know, and they'll teach him about someone. And inside I'm like, ah, I want to give you the real Abe Lincoln. Yeah. That's the weird thing. How do you? Well, Abe Lincoln was probably a complicated man, like a lot of people. But history, that's not, you can't teach that to kids.

They should. He could have a lie, chop down an apple tree, he traveled what, 10 miles to return a penny or something, like all that stuff. Yeah, so stupid. So many fake stories. Imagine traveling 10 miles to return a penny. So many fake stories.

Yeah, you do that when you have children and you want to create nationalism in your country. You want to be, and I fell victim to it. You did, we did, we love our country. I even back then, I was like, I don't know, man. I defend America no matter what. Freemasons. George Washington with his wooden teeth,

and he was, you know. Never had one teeth. Those were slave teeth, did you know that? Yeah, there was a lot. What do you mean they were slave teeth? His teeth, it's fake, they weren't wooden, they were slaves teeth. Yeah. Did you hear that? Yeah, there was a lot. What do you mean they were slave teeth? His teeth, it's fake. They weren't wooden. They were slave's teeth. Yeah.

Did you hear about the one slave that was just there to bang other slaves? Like that was his job. What a gig. Like just banging. Everyone's all crying out how terrible it is. Like all day. Well, there was like, this is horrible.

And the females were getting whipped. Yeah, just pounded down. There was that idea that the brutality of slavery is so much worse than people realize. So you know in Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe, which is an incredible book, she had never met slaves, but she interviewed slaves who had come over. She never met slaves, but interviewed them? No, she was from the North.

And so the book is so powerful. But it's older, yeah? Yeah, but remember that book, that book was what Lincoln said, you're the, you're the little woman that wrote this small book that created, created this great war. When people read Uncle Tom's Cattleman- What happened? Yeah, they were so- Oh, wow.

They were, in the North, they didn't realize the brutality of slavery. In the North, when they heard about entire, like they would have these houses, if you want to call them that, really stables, and they were little black children who had been sort of orphaned or taken from their parents. And they would all live in this group home and they didn't even, they were like feral, they were never raised anything, but they were being raised to be something like a forced labor hand. Jesus. And then when they would go in New Orleans, that's where you didn't want to go,

where the slave market was, you would have a 10-year-old girl with her mother holding on to that 10-year-old girl. And they would take that 10-year-old girl and some scumbag guy would take her. And they would be like, I want that girl. And the mother would say, please bring me, please bring me and say, no, no, no, you're old. I don't want. And so they, so your little 10 year old, 11 year old, 12 year old daughter would go with some bullnecked, horrible man and you know what was going to happen.

And so that was, and so you have to remember also. She brought light to that. Then was the public upset? Dude, dude, the North was so outraged. They were like, we have to do something about this. Now the civil war was also for a lot of other reasons. But the emotional, you know. Do you know most slaves didn't come on slave boats?

That's right. Most of them were Moors that were already here. Well, well. Yes. No. Yes, most of them were Moors. Moors too. What do you mean Moors?

Well, I'm part Moor. The Moors were the Moroccans, they were the North Africans. They were North Africans. They were the Arabs. They came in, they conquered southern Italy, creating Sicilians, which I am a descendant of. My grandmother was Sicilian. She was psychic.

On my dad's side, we have a lot of psychics. We have a baby that sees dead people, okay? So we have a lot of that going on. But the Moors had already settled Florida there's so much about it more settled Florida more settled Mexico the whole story is just complete BS But most of the slaves are already here. They didn't come on a boat so so so that's that's that's yeah That's kind of true. That's called true. So you're saying there's no slave Yep, that's true. That's called true. So you're saying there's no slave boats? It doesn't even make sense. Why? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The Moors, dude, you can read literature where they talk about like

how the Moors were dressed. They were European Africans. And then we just went there and curbed them. And then what? We came here and then colonized them and... Yeah, the Rednecks, the Redskins weren't even Native Americans. You're talking about Washington Redskins? No, no, the Redskins were Vikings, dude. The Redskin was their thing that they put on because they were so pale. Dude, it's a total, hidden history is my favorite subject. It's all wrong. Okay, Brian, who's been more right and who's been more wrong? Sam, Sam, I want to get into that.

Brian, do I go to my test? I want to get into that. You're right about everything. Do I want to get into that? I want to get into this. I want to get into this. Okay, I love you. But before we do it, let me finish my thought on the brutality of slavery.

Do you ever notice, so if you look at Africans from West Africa, if you look at Africans from East Africa, their skin tends to be very, very dark. So if you look at Sudanese, they're very dark. Do you ever notice how black Americans are generally brown, caramel, you know, kind of a... Well, that was Indianapolis. You ever seen black chicks from Indianapolis? It wasn't mixing, it was rape.

When you were a plantation owner, you... Had sex with the female. Yeah, and your slave had nothing to do with that. Now, obviously, in plantation like Thomas Jefferson, his descendants, he had a house slave that he had sex with, it, his descendants. He loved his slave. He had a house slave that he had sex with. It was his mistress. And so there's a whole lineage of genealogy

that's attached to Thomas Jefferson that is African American. And that leads to Steph Curry. That's exactly right. But Sam, I want to get into something else. And that's how you get Drake. Before we get into the hidden history, I do want to acknowledge,

and I want you to tell me what you know about these 20 million or 18 million votes that seem to mysteriously be missing. What do you think happened? You don't want to happen. Can you tell the listeners what the situation is and maybe extrapolate a little? Before you answer, how's this not a thing? I know our guy won, who won to win. So it's like, all right, whatever. We'll deal with that. But hold on. I know. Congrats real quick.

No one wants to talk about the 20. You're telling me he was more popular, way more popular than Obama, more popular than Clinton. It might be telling me Kamala Harris was more popular than second term Obama? She got more votes than he did. So I have a question. Good question. I have a question. That's what I'm saying.

Is it possible that Trump was such a polarizing figure that he created? He's still a polarizing figure. No, no. Is it possible though that more people voted as a result? No. But 20 million less as a result? No, but what but the 20 million left 15 million? Yeah, so can you explain what so is it is it that Biden got 20 million votes more than? Harris or or Obama? Yes. Yes. Okay. That's very you know, what else is interesting in all the blue states? There's no voter ID Jim bring up the graph because you can see the jump.

It's actually astonishing. I just can't believe Trump's like, yeah, I'm glad we won. Real quick, can we just have a day to look into what happened to those 20 million votes? But you know what's so funny about that is the last four years have been hell. Think about all the crazy stuff. Drag Queen story hour, Ukraine, just DI everywhere,

all that garbage stuff, right? But man, or you can go to Sam Trively's Instagram. It's like, if you just go down far enough, I post it. Okay. Let's do that then, that's way better. And, but you gotta put my whole name in because I'm so shadow band, dude. There it is, clown.

Not for long, buddy, not for long. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break, dude? Do you see what I'm wearing right now? Do you see this crisp shirt, this collared shirt? Dude, it was distracting, even though Sam was dropping some conspiracy facts. He was wearing true classic.

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Look at the comments. People are like, what do you mean, man? It's like, yeah, I mean, like good guys and people are just going nuts. But it's just like, dude, they had the cheat to win. And it's like, Hillary Clinton, listen, there's some moments in American history that changed our country.

Obviously, the Gulf of Tonkin, which was live World War, Pearl Harbor, 9-11, huge. JFK. But JFK. But nobody talks about when Hillary Clinton kneecapped Bernie Sanders. She basically killed the Democratic Party because that's who everybody wanted. I do jokes about it. You know, she's playing like Bernie Sanders playing stadiums and Hillary Clinton's putting Sam Tripley numbers in a cafe, right? You know, it's like, it's like, and everyone's like, oh, she's winning. She's like, that's

not what my eyes are telling me. And then, so she destroyed, I mean, after that, the DNC couldn't make any money. They couldn't get funding. They had to go to Mexico for funding and then you get into like all the crazy stuff with BLM and Antifa and how all the money that people sent to BLM, do you know where it went? ActBlue, and ActBlue sent to who? The Democrats. Now we fast forward to the Ukraine, right?

Now they're sending all this money to the Ukraine. What's the Ukraine doing with a big job? Well, after they give the money to the weapons companies, they send the rest of that to the Ukraine. You know what the Ukraine did? Turn around and bought all of this digital currency on FTX. You know what FTX did? Took that money and gave it to what?

ActBlue, which was a DNC. I see money laundering. Yeah, it's money laundering, dude. Figure it out. Well, none of that stuff surprises me, right? Everybody's playing the game, because you want to grease the palm of whoever's in power in the United States

so you get more weapons, right? No, but that's not it. The whole purpose is that they figured out a way to fund the DNC through this backdoor thing. Well, how about the fact that they are not very good at spending money because the Biden, I mean, sorry, the Harris campaign overspent by what? Was it 20 million or 20 million? You know, it's so funny too. Well, do you see who the celebrities they paid? Like Oprah got 5 million.

A mil. Oprah did. Call me daddy got like 700,000. I'd have her run over that. Uh, she only got one point views on that though. She didn't even get a million. Not even Eminem got 1.5 mil. So Cardi B got a male or whatever.

So Sam, it seems to me that the American people have swayed conservative and are done with this mainstream media with Hollywood, with even big big tech, and even the idea of voter fraud, like people are done, right? And so- I feel like men are done. Yes, but I think a lot of women, remember 52%- Yeah, women are done, but men are like, okay, enough.

Right, 52% of white women, and a lot of Hispanic men voted for Trump. So it's moving in that direction, but so what does that say about your conspiracies? It seems to me that you like things are moving in the direction you'd like them to move in. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I mean, like I always say this is like a paranoid population is the best population. Yeah. Hold the feet to the fire. We were talking outside about like, the reason I like Trump is like he's making some good decisions on his cabinet Making a lot of really bad ones too And but I feel like with Trump we can manipulate him through social media like he listens to what people are saying Nobody likes his mark Rubio pick that he's well, you know you worry about because if you're Palestinian You're so fucked in in this new cabinet because you've got you know,, Elise Stefanik, you've got Marco Rubio,

you've got Waltz, not Tim, but Mike Waltz, and all of them are very hawkish and very pro-Israel, right? So you know what, when I say that, they're gonna give Netanyahu anything he wants and he can do carte blanche. Well, he's in trouble, dude, in his own country. I mean, Israel's in real trouble, dude. it's not even like it's really crazy that the Israeli Millet Media can be way more critical of Israel than our own media. Oh, yeah

Yeah, like we have to wait till Israel is very critical. Yeah, thank God. Yeah, thank God Well, it's real is very divided man. Oh, it's like a deep deep trouble right now, dude, and Oh, it's like a deep deep trouble right now, dude, and I well if you want to get solved either Right, you want to get some crazy shit, dude? Not not our life it gets so I don't buy ever well I mean if you look at what's really going on with Gaza They've destroyed I think 60 or 70 percent of it as in these never having a holiday bill This is like and they're stopping aid like aid is not getting and so there's a famine.'s a famine threatening. So what's the point? They just want to starve everybody out. Yeah I don't want to know my really my cynical point of view

I think that the Israelis are either looking to take that entire area over and move them move them either to Egypt or Jordan make life so unbearable But they're not gonna get they're not gonna be a rebuild there. I don't think I mean, or it's going to be interesting. So, I, this guy, Jay Dyer on, and I try getting this in Rogan, but it was towards the end of the show. But man, if you study basically Israel and Saudi Arabia, the influence of British intelligence on both of those. Always has been. Always has been. Do you guys know that the first Saudi king installed was a British spy? Well, he was a Hashemite.

They took the Hashemite clan of Saudi Arabia and put them in Jordan. I believe they put them in Syria. Why is that important though, Sam? Well, because it's basically that there's an argument that both Saudi Arabia and Israel are British satellites like colonies pretty much, that they control the Middle East through both of those things. And I've said this before to Brian all the time, it's like, you know, I think with Israel they just basically took a business transaction, wrapped it in a religious war, they took,

they armed one side. They want their an excuse. Because it's all about this Ben-Gurion canal that they want to put in. You can go through all these things, the Clean Break Report, the Israel in the 1980s, the Ben-Gurion, the Gaza 2035, and I just go through them. I know you're a historian, can I just correct you a little bit? Yeah, how I pronounced his last name. No, no, no, David Ben-Gurion you're talking about, but here's the thing.

Remember that the Ottoman Empire, what was the Ottoman Empire? The Turks, they controlled the Levant, which is the Arab colonies there, right? The peoples. Right. And they didn't do a damn thing unless they controlled Jerusalem and everything else. Along come, after essentially really World War I, when the Ottoman Empire crumbles, the British, who had always had a presence, they come in.

Remember who else was controlling Syria? The French. So the French and Britain were pretty brutal in their colonization of the Arab people, okay? And so what happened was, as remember, you got to remember that during the pogroms and during in Eastern Europe and Russia, life became more and more unbearable for the Jews.

They started to emigrate to the Zionist homeland. The Zionist movement was born in the Russian ghettos, the Jewish Russian ghettos. They start emigrating. The Arabs there start to notice, hold on, and so what would the Jews very good at? I don't want to get you guys shadow banned talking about all this. No, no, this is just history. They owned-

We've been shot a bad for a hot second. No, but the Jews owned The Guardian, one of the biggest newspapers in England. They controlled a lot of the media. Did you say the Jews controlled the media? Dangerous. In Europe, in Britain. Well, that was... No, the owner of the Guardian was a Zionist.

Yeah, they're all Jews. Was a committed Zionist. So what happened was the Arabs started to see that Britain was... that the Jews in Britain, like Heim Weizmann... Can I get the counter when he's done? ...were all in cahoots with the British government. but the British had been in the Arab world for a long time So the British were like hey, man We can see this being a problem because you got 750 million Arabs here and you have these you have these very educated

Russian Eastern European and British Jews coming in who are saying this is going to be our homeland Then what happens World War II and the Holocaust. Yep. And six million are killed. And now the entire world, the entire world is feeling guilty as fuck for it. And now that is where, that is where the, three years later, the state of Israel is actually

voted in in the United Nations as a state, a nation state. Now when you say nation state, not homeland. And that was where all the Jews. Yeah, so when you say nation state over homeland, it's very important. If you say it's your homeland, homeland's cool because that's what Chechnya is, that's what Kurdistan is.

Nobody gives a fuck because when you're a nation state, you're recognized with borders. So the whole world has to, so when you're invaded by another country, you're going to be able to get other countries to defend you. When you're just a homeland, nobody's gonna, ah, fuck this, too bad, they live in the mountains. They use chemical weapons on the Kurds, they all died.

Oh well, it sucks, because they're kind of in this gray area, they belong to Turkey, they belong to Iraq. No, they belong to themselves, but who are they? That's what it is. So it was very important for these Zionists to create a nation state with borders that were recognized by the United Nations. Because now they're on the same thing.

But the main point is that the British were in control of that. And they were playing both sides. Guess what happened though, after they became a nation state? The Stern Gang, the Haganah, which were these Jewish gangs, these Jewish, sort of, they were fighting for their,

they wanted the British out. And they started, not only they bombed the King David Hotel, which was why you can never go. The Stern Gang. That's why they were. Will you look up the group that did the first terrorist attack in the Middle East? The Stern Gang and the Haganah.

The Lager or something like that. And not only that, dude, but they were killing British And they, and not only that, dude, but they were killing British noblemen and emissaries in Britain. And they were like, this is how it's gonna go. You guys are getting the fuck out of here. Dude, that's so weird because it won't tell you. It was actually done by, is, is.

Chin's still using Google. I know, I should go to DuckDuckGo. Go to DuckDuckGo or go to Yandex that shit. What about Brave? Yandex is the best. No, don't use Y or go to Yandex that shit. What about Brave? Yandex is the best. No, don't use Yandex. Yandex is the best. Use Brave.

Brave is not bad but Yandex is the worst. Whatever you do, don't use Google. Don't use Google, dude. Google is dying. Or use my boy, Chad GPT. I love them. No, they keep giving you Islam. So guys, remember the president of Israel, Menachem Begin,

he was never allowed back in Britain, because he bombed the King David Hotel, and killed, he was responsible for that, and killed 91 people, a lot of them British. So he was never allowed back. He was considered a terrorist by the British. You know, I don't want to get you guys banned. It's so crazy. That's

Yeah, they are earned gun or gun. Yeah gun. Yeah, so the ear gun the And the Israeli government was basically formed from three different three different groups the air gone The you were said the awesome again the air gone. Yeah, okay The Okay. Okay. Okay. Sam, you gotta, you gotta not be such a historian because you gotta read mainstream history too because they might know some things. Do I? Do I? They might know a couple things. Do I? They might know a couple things. Do I? Yeah. Because mainstream historians are just scholars. So how's this ending? They're not making money. But how's this end? Bro, this is the craziest thing, dude. It's crazy. This is all biblical, dog. Ask God. Ask God. That's what I like.

Somebody say God's the only one who can solve this problem. Bro, it's even crazier. It's even crazier, man. Like all this stuff, like you even see a guy, I forget who he is. He's talking about how all these Maceonic Jews are like causing all this craziness, right? He goes, yeah. He goes, yeah, Hamas is our enemy

they are our enemy he goes yeah Hezbollah is our enemy yes they're our enemy but the Maceonics which is like Netanyahu Netanyahu is trying to fulfill prophecies right now it is so crazy right now all everything and Trump plays into that too Trump's part of this whole prophecy stuff but the real shit is dude the old gods bro. If you go Sam what do you think is the greater Israeli Israel project? I think they're trying to bring back Mesopotamia dude. I think they're trying to bring back the old borders and the old gods dude. That's what I think's coming back and this is their big push and they're pushing all of this crazy shit

Because they want the old old old zoia asterism gods and all that stuff to come back Don't you think a little hip-ho I simmer some of this down like Ukraine that we've heard but you created a hot second There was always on CNN always on Fox, you know, you crane in a hot fucking second Do you think Trump, right when he gets to office, shuts that down? So the biggest issue with Ukraine is I think there's... You want to know what I think is going to happen? I think because remember people think that, you know, well, the Russians had to go into Ukraine. The Russians also went into Georgia. They also went into Cheshire. They also

went... I think they invaded nine different countries and they've always been an expansionist thing. Putin's always said, I want to bring back the old Soviet Union. So the idea that the Russians are in Ukraine because they were such a threat is a bit of a stretch. With NATO? The Russians were always going to go into Ukraine. But wasn't that always a thing?

Like Putin was like, just don't join NATO and we're good. That's my number one rule. That would be. Then Biden gets in office's like NATO it is. No, that would be the, there is some merit to that, but that's a part of the story. The Russians have always been an aggressive expansionist country. Brian? And the biggest worry is are they going to Poland.

So people like this who apologize for Putin, like this guy, they don't look at what he did in Chechnya, they don't look at what he did in Georgia, they don't look at what he did in all these countries like Belarus. Talk to those people about the Russians and you'll get a very different point of view. But historians who loves Putin has a tattoo of Putin on his back. Brian, who is more brutal? Russia or the United States? Russia by far.

Oh my God god dude. The idea that you equate- The idea that you equate- You are so calcified. The idea that you equate- Dude you watch Red Dawn and Stroke it Knuckles up. Oh well actually- That's what you do dude.

No no no, let me answer that question. Bah bah bah bah! Let me answer that question this way. It's a good question. It's actually a good question. That's why I asked it. And I think you're- I think- Is this a good question? No it's a good question. Because I would say, before you I think you're I think I think this is a good question No, it's a good question because I would say before you answer

I would say no what I know that has caused more conflict because more deaths in the United States not even close So now I'm claw Middle East that I'd say it has created probably killed more people for sure, right? Okay Yeah, now what matrix are you I would say this I would say this I Think at least I think at least that you know when the Russians invade your country, it's a group of generals and they're not listening or hearing a peep out of anybody. At least with the United States, there is a semblance of a democracy

where they have to be at least in the Middle East. Dude, you are so insane. In the Middle East, how do you think this? I know, I know, I know I'm on shaky ground. What are you talking about? I'm on shaky ground because of Iraq and Afghanistan. What are you talking about? Dude, what are you talking about?

Dude, the drone bombing. Bro, study the Mexican-American war. Study what we did in the Philippines, bro. It's crazy. I love America. Vietnam. Vietnam. No, Sam, you're right. Crazy, dude. Sam, you're crazy. I love America Vietnam Vietnam. No Sam. You're right Sam you're right. You're right. I mean I I'm yeah Say I would say though that the United States there is a difference between when the United States comes in your country versus when Russia does

In the sense that I think overall country versus when Russia does in the sense that I think overall you probably have something different going on with the Russian aim versus the American aim. And what is that, Brian? In 2024 they'll be? But now World War II when we take over, the Russians were savages, right? They were brave and chill. Yeah, what?

They were the good guys. Well, actually the Russians were actually the ones they expressed against. No, so crazy. No, no, I know. I'm saying when we won the war, and no they did, they had more deaths than anything in World War II. I'm saying when they went back in and when they'd find Germans or going to town, that's what I'm saying.

They're like, nope, we'll take it from here. The Americans are like, do your thing, dude. And it's brutal. I'm saying currently now. Yeah, it's a very good question. And I mean, they've earned, I mean, I think the neocons have earned your skepticism and I think that the United States has suffered from the fact that you're right. I can't defend, at the end of the day, these 20 year wars.

Now, we're not in Iraq anymore, we're not in Afghanistan anymore. The question is, if you ask the average Iraqi or the average Afghan, was this worth it? Is your life better now? No! Afghani was this worth it as your life better now listen man if you power-ranked genocides Like Iraqis right there right around Hitler, dude I mean really nobody talks about that you mean a million dead Iraqis or something for I don't know if it's that many It is it's four million. It's four million. I mean it's up there, dude You know you and it's so funny what happens we have protected classes based on bad events like who you can

criticize who you can't. Dude the Russians should be the most protected after what Stalin and the Bolsheviks did. We should never be able to criticize Russia. It's crazy. I want whatever you guys want to talk about. I feel like I've just hijacked the show. The problem is when you do what the United States did in Iraq and Afghanistan, now I am-

Libya? And now I'm- yeah, Libya. Syria? So what do they do? Let's talk about it. They destabilize an entire system of government that's been there forever. You're talking about Libya? Yeah, now keep in mind-

Oh, dude, my favorite part is how we hear nothing about slavery all the time, we got paid its price, and then we have, then Obama causes open-air slave trades, and I hear black comics doing jokes about buying Africans for $400. And I'm like, I thought this was like, sacred. I thought we're not supposed to do that. And there's more slaves now than any time before.

Yeah, man. It's when you destabilize a country and you have the hubris to think you can restructure the Middle East and you've never been to the Middle East. You never spoke their language. You never read their history. Nor did they want it. Right. Like, we're good.

So there were a lot of people in our government, when we invaded Iraq, that had no interest in rebuilding Iraq, they wanted to destroy it and destabilize the Middle East. They wanted to go steal all the star gates that were there and all the ancient knowledge. And that's why the first thing they did, Brian, is they went to the museums and took out all the ancient knowledge. So what I think they wanted to do in some ways, if you want to get really cynical, is erase the culture. Bro!

Right? The most real shit you said. Most of these wars really cynical, is a race and culture. Bro! Right? The most real shit you've said, most of these wars, bro, aren't even about territory. The notion about oil is like, this is about oil? That's a lie. I do- We have more oil here than fuckin', eh, I mean, we're good. I put up a meme I got in trouble on.

Let's take a magic mind break. Let's take a magic- I mean, to hang with you guys on this stuff, I have to take a magic mind break. Take a magic mind break. You had these? Dude, I can talk about anything, dude. Well, let's get some- I'm hanging with you guys on this stuff. Take a magic mind break. I can talk about anything. I don't need to talk about this stuff. Let's talk about chicks and Tyson fighting. Let's get some mental clarity.

Let's decrease the stress. Let's get some nootropic benefits. And let's get a flow going. Let's get a flow state going. I feel like we're in a flow. A Magic Mind's coming out with a new product. I don't know if I can say. Can Magic Mind make one where I can chop it up and snort it?

That would be the best. I'm sure you can snort that. Should we freeze these, chop these up, and gack her in them? Or just let it dry? They're coming out with, I think it's called, I don't know if I can say it, but they're gonna be adding some caffeine. It's gonna be called Magic Mind Max, I think.

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Do you drink this stuff? Have you tried this stuff? I love this stuff. It's great. I love this stuff. Yeah, man, like when you're a country and you say one thing but you behave another way, you lose the moral high ground. And isn't it weird, like we all have kids here,

but when they come home, they're talking about like, you're a sister, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's interesting. Yeah. And part of it's like, let me talk to you for a second. Yeah, come over here. My dad said that, my dad was reading. As soon as the mom walks out, I'm like, listen, MLK.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. like, listen, MLK. Yeah, yeah. Well also like just how brutal it goes. Also how brutal colonization was for countries. So when that, there was this Nigerian, I think she was like a scholar, and when the queen died, she tweeted something like, good riddance, and everyone was like, how dare you, it's the queen!

And she was like, hey guys, I'm Nigerian. When I think of the British royal family, I think of something very different. I think of- They're not the Kardashians. There's a good argument that they're still in charge, bro. There's a good argument that the British are still in charge. Do they?

See, I don't feel like- Do you know how they used to- I don't feel like the British have the same respect anymore. No, that's what they want you to think. Do you know how the British used to deal with insurgency? You know what they used to... I don't feel like the British have the same respect anymore. No, that's what they want you to think. Do you know how the British used to deal with insurgency? You know what they would do? So let's say you were in... They'd send Mr. Bean.

You were in Palestine, you know, whatever. And so there was a Palestinian, there was an Arab... Before they were called Palestinians, there was an Arab revolt against the British because they knew that the British in many ways after the Balfour Declaration was signed, that the British were at least thinking of creating a homeland for the Jews that were coming in in massive numbers. So the resistance shows up. They don't have a lot of guns. They got kind of shitty old guns and they would shoot at a armored car or from the British. They'd go, ba-ba-ba. Maybe they'd kill a Brit car or a, you know, from the British. They'd go, bop, bop, bop.

Maybe they'd kill a Brit or wound a Brit. Now, they disappear into the hills. So the British would go, okay, I'll show you what we're gonna do. They would just make a, they just turn and go, where's the nearest village? Well, it's right there. Yeah, the village.

This village, yeah. They would take out the village. They would, yeah. They would take out the village. They would just go, we're going to level the village. And they'd come in and go, they'd say, hey, you guys, you have exactly three minutes to get out. So all the, this is before anybody had, you'd have your shit. You'd be standing there with your kids and stuff, the desert, you know, and they would completely wipe out 6,000 houses or something.

And it was brutal. It was way brutal and thing. And then now all the, they're all sitting there like there like this and they're like, where do we go? There's nowhere to go. You have your well if you're lucky. And that was it. And they would just send that message. So now all the boys in that village who did that, they'd come back and be like, dude,

this is not worth it. And that's what they would do. They'd make the population pay so much. Dude, I had a... That's called the Delaney Doctrine, that you overwhelmingly annihilate them, overhanded, so you psychologically cripple them. The Koreans got in trouble.

We had a coalition with the Koreans in Iraq. Coalition of the Koreans. And Afghanistan. The Korean tigers don't fuck around. And Afghanistan. Coalition of the Koreans. And Afghanistan. The Korean Tigers don't fuck around. And we didn't really understand that Koreans do things very differently. If you have Koreans there with the Korean Tigers, those Marines, they're some of the toughest fighters in the world.

Sometimes some would say the toughest. But the problem was that when the insurgents killed a couple of Korean Tigers, the Korean Tigers, this is in Iraq. I think or Afghanistan They went in and just started they would went into a village and just started shooting Every military-aged male in every household Jesus and it was horrible and we as Americans like whoa guys You can't do that. Don't you think with like MK ultra clerk You think it's so funny to me like with the with that That individual that young kid who tried to assassinate Trump, right?

We know nothing about him, all that stuff. And then we know about MK Ultra and all this stuff, all the mind control that they did. Do you think that the CIA and the people running that just stopped doing it? No. Oh, Brian doesn't believe it. Brian's so crazy.

Do you guys think that the deep state was involved in Trump's assassination attempt? Well it's very interesting because- But hold on Brian, so just- Brian, Brian, Brian! Just ask him questions. No, because you're kind of there but you're still cocked. You're still cock. You're still cockish but you're getting kind of-

He went to the FBI- Why are you guys making me a couple of questions. We know what you like. When it comes to stuff we're doing, you're low information. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

That's where the last kid picked against the power bottom too. He tells me that you always do. Hey, B, B, B, you're already on board with the 20 million, right? That's weird. That is that I'm weird. That's weird.

We know the government was in on JFK. We know it's for a fact. We don't know for a fact but there's the the space program might have been a part of the assassination operation paper clip all that stuff yeah we'll get to that yeah and so we know MK ultra is a real thing we know it's part of it right a bomber sure we know this for a fact yeah fact use drugs to mind control people. That was in the 60s and 70s, right? You think that they just shut that all down?

And you don't think this individual, this aloof 18 year old, 18, no social media, nothing. Was he 18? 18 or 19. He had no social media, no record, nothing. We can't get into his phone, right? We did get into, no record, nothing. We can't get into his phone, right? We did get it. Uh, apparently it was clean. And then when they go to his house, it's scrubbed clean.

Scrubbed clean like someone was there before. And then we can document that some individual, I don't know who, it's just weird. They have to work in Washington, DC. We can track their phone. Visit them 20 times prior to this. This, these are facts. And you know me.

I know you, bro. I'm a knucklehead. You just have a. I'm a knucklehead. He's a knucklehead. I don't know what I'm saying right now. I'm a knucklehead. But you're asking questions that seem to be kind of pointed.

Have you heard anything on that? And he had a Peaches Delight shot at the President of the United States on the most obvious place to shoot the President. All that, you're just like, ah man, they're just knuckleheads. They just didn't see him. Freaking knuckleheads. And you know they called.

There's reports, people calling. You know the cops, all that shit. Bro, you watched those videos. They noticed he was there. None of that's weird to you? Well, you just think that everyone just turned a blind eye? Yeah, no, a lot of times I do chalk a lot of stuff up to incompetence. Yeah, Brian, Brian.

You're a low information individual. Brian, Brian. Hey, you know what? You're the problem. You're part of the problem. So what do you think is Brian? Brian, Brian, it's so crazy. You think he's connected to a larger network?

100%. 100%. 100%. He just happened to be in a BlackRock commercial? You think all this is coincidence? You think BlackRock had something to do with this? No, I'm just telling you. Is it not? Hey, but B, you don't think it's weird that he was in that commercial and just happened

to try and assassinate the president? No, I think it's a coincidence. And it's a coincidence that he had no social media. A coincidence that his house is scrubbed clean. I don't know that he didn't, I don't know that that those two are true I don't know that no social media and I know that he Was these are facts look up whether his house was scrubbed go ahead. They said it was so clean He's using no one would have lived guys. No, it's okay. Don't worry

public statement from the air director Paul I may describe crooks activities on social networking services including comics that appear to reflect anti-semitic describe crooks activities on social networking services including comics that appear to reflect anti-Semitic, anti-immigration themes. No, you're on Google! How do I have a- They're part of the problem! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Sam, get your friend. You're the FBI. Are you saying? Oh, look. Brian, are you saying that the intelligence agency has never tried to assassinate anybody before? Is that what you're saying out loud in your microphone? Americans?

No. What? Yeah. Brian, what did you just say? R-O-Q! Hold on. R-O-Q! Let's stay on this.

Let's stay on this. So I want to get to this. Hold on. On Tuesday, acting Secret Service Director Ronald Reagan. Oh, thank god we're using Newsweek. No, we're using DuckDuckGo. But this is from DuckDuckGo, though. Yandex session.

Guys, guys, you have to. Yandex session. So where do you want to look? On samtriy dot-com? Yes, like what are you? Not controlled by people that are gonna give you the info you're looking for Bubba This is just they're just reporting on what the FBI is saying. All right, let's take a little break Let's talk about joy mode for a second. Let's talk about a sexual performance booster like a pre-workout

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20% off your first order. Before you're looking for it. Bubba, this is is just they're just reporting on what the FBI is saying. The investigation. The FBI that investigates themselves. Guys, are you so so so then so the FBI is in on it then I guess. So so I guess you guys are just where is your evidence? Brian stop. Can I ask you something? Out of the 15 people that tried to kidnap the Michigan governor, how many of them were FBI informants? Out of the 15? A lot of them. A lot of them.

No, give me a number. That's a terrible, terrible, terrible example, Sam. Why? The FBI uses informants whenever they think there's shenanigans going on. 13 of the 15? Yeah, that's too many. They were all in on it. I know. Hold on, guys, what I'm saying is this. Brian, why wouldn't the FBI do that?

You guys are making very loaded statements, okay? Now watch. I just asked if we could just, look, you just made two comments. One, his place was scrub clean. Two, there's no social media. Both accounts are not facts. Shin, where did you find the house of Scrap G?

Brian looked up everywhere we can find. Can I ask you something, Brian? Oh, and Chiv's a great researcher. So, then, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

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I'm with you. Here's the prom. So Chin can search that and find exactly what you're looking for. I can search it and find exactly what I'm looking for. No. Wrong. Not wrong. No, because, Bubba, you just said he had no social media.

It turns out, if you just from what we know, and remember the FBI, when they're doing an investigation, it is standard procedure to say nothing until it's done. Do me a favor. Look up my special. Why is everybody getting quiet? Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

But you know what I'm saying? Look, a public statement from the FBI. And by the way, there's a lot of pressure on the FBI to be able to fucking solve this problem. Well, yeah, but remember the roof was slanted. Hey, remember the roof was too slanted. Who was the shooter? The FBI identified Thomas Matthew Crooks,

20, of Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, as the subject involved in the assassination attempt. This remains an active and ongoing investigation. Anyone with information may assist with the investigation. So they never say anything until it's done. Yeah, so keep going. And all of us are jumping around saying, well, it was scrub clean.

We don't know that. You don't know that. You've heard that. It doesn't mean it's true. Crooks did have a social media presence. That agent had come in through his post and he goes, I've found nothing so far that reveals a motive or anything threatening.

So he could have had a social media, but didn't do anything, didn't say anything about it. Hey, Brian, can I ask you something? Why did the Vegas shooter use an FBI plane? He didn't. Okay. He didn't say anything about hey Brian can I ask you something why did the Vegas shooter use an FBI plane he didn't okay he didn't did I just make that up right now you you you are you are right sometimes because you throw so much against the wall. Callan, Callan, let's read this real quick. So the FBI was responsible for that. So you think the FBI was responsible for the Vegas shooting, Sam?

Okay, hold on. You think the FBI does that? Hold on, real quick. Is there a secret group? Hold on. Let's go through this, guys. I'm going to put it on you. I'm looking up where you told me I was right about everything.

Keep going down. Hold on, guys. Hold on, guys. Because there's nothing there on the social media. They haven't found anything. That's right. They haven't found anything So you guys are so you guys are both right though So he didn't make any social media posts about like, you know being against anyone. He just he did have a social media account Okay, I'm gonna put the burden on both of you. You guys I'm gonna put the burden on both of you Yeah, I would like to give just give me one plausible the burden on both of you. I would like to just give me one plausible scenario for how they would pull it off. I'm going to go pee. I'm going to give you a couple seconds. I'm

going to go pee out of my giant dick. And then I want you both to give me the most credible explanation. I want your conspiracy theory. And I want you to go through how you think they pulled it off. Hey got any challenges hey guys while you guys are gone let me tell you about my tour dates I'm gonna be in Tulsa this weekend then I'm gonna be in Tampa Bay then I'm gonna be in Cancun at a jujitsu I'll be a white belt at a jujitsu tournament. I'll be in Batavia, Illinois in January Columbus, Ohio Pottstown, Moores Plains and then Phoenix, Arizona Listen Brian is a stuck-in-time. He is a

He's a caveman. It's like Brian is our version of Encino Man. He's from a different time. He doesn't want, everything is an intelligence agency trick. I was ready to talk about everything today. Anything, I could talk about my girlfriends in the conspiracies now, that's huge. I mean, there's so much I could talk about. I could talk about watching black people get haircuts. I could talk about that, I love that.

You ever watch that on YouTube? Black people black people getting the haircut it's the best you know they spray paint their hair I know I know that crazy yeah it's a big it makes the fade look more clean yeah it looks crazy they use like cuts and it's great I like doing long math I like watching long math on YouTube I'm trying to clean up my Instagram feed um What else can we talk about? You have a book coming out too. Yeah, go to Chaos Twins number two. It's the story of my two children, my two girls. They just moved into a new block and each house on the block is a different conspiracy. So, everything, you know, we're episode two,

we're gonna have an animation coming out, and my goal is to make it into a series. So, I'm doing it with Paranoid American, who does a lot of comic books, and the first one was a huge success. Everyone loved it, and now the second one's coming out, and I've already read it. It's great Uh, I just love it, dude. My goal is to try to get into an animation on something. So

That's it. It's fun to make stuff for kids I'm loving you have the best names for your kids, too. Yeah, my name my daughter's names are ghost and ninja. Yeah, so dope You know And uh, yeah, dude, I'm very excited, dude. It's a great time to be alive. You know, Dana and I are shooting Kalan's new special. We're excited about that. Awesome. My special's crushing it. And anyways, dude, black people, am I right, Chin? I mean, what's up with that? What do you mean? What do you mean? Are we going to cut all this out? No.

Oh my gosh. All right, I paid. Now I would like Sam and then I have Brennan. This is my new comic book. Chaos Twins? Yeah, it's about my daughters and they teach children about conspiracies so they don't grow up to be Brian Callan. I love it.

Now you should go see Sam and you should get his special. We're gonna shoot your special huh? Yeah I'm excited. I'm there. Dude. You're gonna be there? I want you to be there. Dana I'm cutting up my special. She's so good. It looks so good. You will? Yeah. Fuck dude. That's great. As long as I don't have anything. I would love that if you were there. As long as my kids don't have school I have something better to do. Yeah. As long as there's nothing going on in the world. Yeah I would love it if you guys were there. By the way this oh very quickly while we're doing dates because then the kids don't have school, and that's what they better do. Yeah. So there's nothing going on in the world. Yeah, I would love it if you guys were there. By the way, this, oh, very quickly, while we're doing dates, this Sunday,

so I'm gonna be in Thunder Bay, Ontario, at a theater on Saturday, November 16th, this Saturday. Tickets are going really fast, and then on this Sunday at one o'clock at the Irvine Improv, I am doing An at my new hour and we are raising money for this rare genetic disorder for that children suffer from my friend's child died From it. Oh, yeah, and we're building a whole clinical This is for clinical trials and we have a number of kids in the trials and it's one o'clock Irvine improv Yeah, show some support come also be while you're down that way.

Valerie Vaughn, who's a big podcaster. She's great. She wants to have you on her pod. I'd love to be on it. Barry Vaughn? So I'll connect you guys. OK, connect us. He's in, Valerie.

Told you I'd do it. I would love to do her podcast. Is that her right there? No, no. That's a dating coach that I like to watch. But no, this girl. She's awesome. I met her too.

She's super sweet. Yeah, she's great. I met her too. She's super sweet. Yeah, she's great. Valerie is gorgeous. She's got a great rack. It's her husband. She's, dude, in person, she's freaking gorgeous. I'm sure she's got a great personality, but those Chi-Chi's are fun.

All right, all right. She's a card out too. Why can't I talk about her tits? What is Valerie's? Look, one of her thumbnails is just her tits. I know. That's what she does. That's her money.

What is wrong with that? No, she's gorgeous. Super talented. Is it crazy you just got me in a certain area and the world is yours? Yeah. Right? It's just like oh, I just got a lot of me here. Let me just get a million dollars. It's out of post tissue. It's out of post tissue. So let's go. And my fans, I have the best fans in the world. They're so supportive. But man, they get chintzy with those likes dog I have to I have to hit a grand slam on my post every time just to get any kind of likes on my dude Do you only put some like little shit? No?

The problem is that you don't follow never say I can't follow so see exactly on that Sam. I'd like you to I follow saw I've never seen a sample I look her nipples are hard in this one and you're telling me to be nice her whole thing. You take look at my fat She's she's too too nothing. She's too good. Yeah, take it off. Take it off. Take it. How about that? I checked all right now take it off shit Sam follow me. I can't podcast with a boner. Sam, I want you to follow me on this. I will not. I'm 52. I am who I am. Can you break down how you think a clandestine deep state could pull off this with this kid?

I want to know. I'm going to give you my theory. What are you talking about? I'm going to give you my theory. Okay. So Charlie, what's your guess? So you asked me a question and now you're answering it? I was going to give you my theory. What are you talking about? I'm going to give you my theory. Okay. So Charlie, you asked me a question and now you're answering it. I was going to give you what I think could be possible. Okay, let's hear it.

So what could be possible is... That just things got away. No, no, what could be possible... There's a planted root. It was just like, he was just so quick to get up that ladder with that giant gun. We do know that three people have been indicted who had connections to the Iranian regime who wanted to assassinate Trump. Oh, this is the best.

So in your world, Iran had something to do with this. That's what you're saying. I think it's possible. They could be behind it. So, Brian, this is what I love about Brian Kell. Brian, you think there's a bigger possibility of Iran, who hasn't invaded anyone in hundreds of years, there's a good chance Iran was behind it

and not our own intelligence agency, which is known for doing this stuff? Our own intelligence agency wouldn't be trying to assassinate Donald Trump. Why? Why? Okay, so I'm glad you said that. Why? Hold on, okay, I'm glad you said that. Hold on.

Okay, I got another layer for this. What's possible is that he acted alone or he had some foreign or some person who found a vulnerable kid and gave him material for it. So okay, so in Brian's fucking Knuckles Up fantasy, okay, some foreign ass that finds some vulnerable kid. So you're saying Islamic, Islamic revolutionaries finds some vulnerable kid. So you're saying Islamic revolutionaries found a trans kid. Oh, I don't know.

Wait, wait, wait. But you're saying Iran. That's the Islamic revolution, right? Before you go into that, you're saying our intelligence community. So I would like you. I'm not saying anything. You just said.

I'm saying it is possible. OK, and if it's possible, please explain how you would pull that off as an intelligence operative No, you're in our safe hour in our deep state. Please tell me how we would be it Don't you think it's similar Lee Harvey Oswald? No Interesting, how would you how would you in this? So our deep state now, would you know how that works? Okay Can you break down what the no tell me how your babysitters operate? Tell me how well Well, do you know much about how the CIA actually works?

OK, how does it actually work? I'm asking you. Do you know? Do you know much about Langley and what the CIA think does? 100%, Brian. They worked with Nazis. They brought Nazis over. Sam, get specific.

No, John. What do you want to know specifically? Right now, I want to know right now, you're saying that our intelligence apparatus could have had something to do with that assassination. But I don't even believe in the assassination. Whoa. Well, somebody got two people killed.

And Rogan felt his air, saw his air, it's missing part of his air. One person was killed, Sam. They were murdered. Yeah, three people were shot. There was a father who was shot. You're not buying that, Sam? You think that was fake, too?

You think that family was there as plants, too? I'm not saying that people didn't die. I think people 100% died. Okay, but Sam, it's possible that a cuckoo bird... Now, see, this is where I jump a little off the ship. That's fine. Jump. But explain to me why you think...

I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying what I've noticed about these these high impact events. They're called high impact events. Right? Like Vegas shooting. You don't leave there if they want you out. You don't leave. Okay. Going back to Brian, there's a million different things going on with this event that makes no sense. If you actually watch the video of the cops that day, it's literally like Benny Hill. So the cops ran on it. They're just walking in circles not doing it.

So the cops ran on it. I'm just telling you, Brian. Oh, let me finish, B. I want to hear why he thinks it's- There's things that happen with this that make no sense So do you think so who would it benefit most? To not have a successful assassination on Trump who would it benefit most Trump? So you think Trump's behind it? I think it's pop. Listen, how deep do you want to go? Trump is a Cobblistic sorcerer dude. I'm not even kidding

Obelisks or he's in the car we go with this we go with this? He goes, you know what Sam does? If you really follow the rabbit hole, Sam ends up at magic. Literally. Sorcery. He literally gets sorcery, dude. At the highest level. You lost Brandon. You're here.

You lost Brandon. You'll eventually get to me. You lost Brandon, dude. You lost Brandon. I thought we were Trump 2024. Everything is sorcery, dude. Everything is sorcery, dude. Everything. See what happens? Direct energy webbots. Now he's a magician? Everything is sorcery, dude. Everything.

See what happens? Direct energy webbots all over you. Dude, your phone, your phone reads your mind. Your phone can read your thoughts, right? All that sorcery, dude. Well, no, it's not reading my thoughts. It's here my voice gets recorded and everything. No, it reads your thoughts.

All it shows me is Hummer parts. Sam, we can't go with that. It's not evil. We can't go with that. You can't go with that. I'm telling you, bro. He even wrote in a book about... You know what happened? Dude, you know what you are? You're too deep. No, I'm not too deep.

And you have nowhere else to go. No, no, no. I'm... Dude. You're too deep. He wrote his own book. Will you look... Trump wrote his own book. Of course. In his own book. I can never get a straight answer out of you. Then he had a Kabbalah teacher.

I can never get a straight answer. He wrote... His own daughter walks around with the band. I can never get a straight answer. What's a Kabbalah? It's... Hold on. Let's... It's Jewish mysticism. Before we attack... It's Hebrew mysticism. It's Jewish mysticism. Jewish mistresses? Jew magic! Mysticism. Mysticism. So it's the idea that there's numerology. Yeah, it's similar to like... Like 666? So a mysticism is like this.

Right there, bro! Right there! In his old book! my Kabbalah teacher, he says it. And what's a Kabbalah teacher? Teacher of Kabbalah. And what's Kabbalah? But what's Kabbalah, bro? What we're talking about. Magic. So Kabbalah is-

You're telling me magic's real, bro? Bro, I'm telling you. Kabbalah's real. You have kids, you watch Onward Too Many Times. No, no, bro. It's just the nimbus of nature, tradition that explores nature. It's Jewish mysticism, dude. So really what it but- It's just the nimbusical nature tradition that explores nature of God. It's Jewish mysticism, dude.

And the really, so really what it is is like- Oh, so that's not magic. It's basically, it's basically the- Mystical tradition. Yeah, it's basically the idea that it's kind of the hippies in the Jewish community. God works in mysterious ways, but it's possible to understand and attain intimacy through God and God. Madonna practiced it.

So, so, so- They also believe that God is in the Christian. This is where Sam can't even- Tree of life, bro. Go down, go down. Sam, Sam, I can't go go down. That's the tree of life. I can't go with I'm a I can't I can't go on that. I can't go anywhere. You can't go. You can't take the first exit off the highway. Sam, you can't say you can't say you can't attack them. You can't go. It's magic. Like, can you give me something more than that? I literally can't. But then but then there's nowhere to go. So you give me like some... What do you mean? This is improv though and what?

Yeah, yeah. Can we stay in this realm? Can we stay in this realm? No. You always have to take me to some magic realm. Let me ask you this, how did you get to magic? So everything's based off this magic now? Well, everything is just... You start studying all this stuff. You start studying like why these people do what they do. Why are all these entertainers putting out all this symbolism and all this stuff? Why are they worshiping dark energy? That's all mysticism, dude.

It's all, listen, listen, listen. He has a point. They can manipulate the weather, bro. I'm not lying to you. Outside of concrete proof of time travel You have no proof for anything Dude, Hitler was into the occult bro Sam, stay here

Stop, 9-11, study the numbers dude Study all the numbers It's all Thalema dog All of it's Thalema Thalema? That's a deep... Alistair Crowley mysticism, dude. Sam.

It's deeper than he... But Sam. Yeah, it's too much for this. You know what? Sam. Hey, you know what? It's too much for me. And I go deep.

No, you're not there yet. I know. And I like going in deep waters. You're deep. I like getting cold. Yeah. Yeah, it's too much. You know what?

I'm just not educating you. Wait, wait, wait. Sam, give me an example. I don't know magic. Give me an example of where magic works in your everyday life. Magic? So, so, so dude, you want to hear some really crazy? No, it's too much. It's too much. No, no, no.

I'm not talking about anything. No, go. You're just talking about black people getting haircuts. I know, but you had to go into the court now. It's the best. That's magic. I can watch it. Black people watching magic?

Fire, dog. No, dude, tell us, tell us your, tell us your thing. Don't stop, dude. Don't be can watch it. Black people watching magic? Fire dog. Tell us your thing. Don't stop dude. Don't be insecure about it. Yeah. It's all good. Okay. Will you look up the Sawyer asterism version of the devil?

Will you look that up? Why do you believe that stuff, Sam? Can I ask you that? You can't attack them, we're not going to get through this. No, I just want to know why you believe in this stuff and you don't believe in other things. Why do you choose, okay I have a better question, Sam. Why do you think you believe in one thing and not something else?

Because I believe in the other. I believe in the other. I believe in the other. I believe in the other. I believe in the other. I believe in the other No, I just wanna know why you believe in this stuff. And you don't believe in other things. Why do you choose, okay, I have a better question, Sam. Why do you think you believe in one thing and not something else? What do you mean?

So you don't believe in things you can measure, but you believe in magic, why? Why do you go there instead of? Well, okay, if you take 9-11, dudes, 77, 11, you can just go through all these numbers, 83. They're all over the flight numbers all the numbers are In in Zoya acid Let me see if you can find it the name of the equivalent of the religion if you can find the name of it

Fuck I gotta find the name hold on go to mine But but but Sam but Sam with the magic and all the plane numbers lining up in 9-11, why would they do it? Why? Because they are telling the others, we've done this. To what end? To what end? What's the benefit? What do you mean? Why like, hey, that was us, check it out, look at the numbers.

Well, because they're trying to signal to the other elites that this was our job. It's almost in a weird brag to tell them that we pulled this off. So you know that they went to New York City and watched it all happen? They all sat in a hotel and watched it and they all did it on JFK too. It was an event. Can I ask you a question? Yes. MLK. Can I ask you a question?

You know they probably most likely hit the towers with direct energy weapons as well, which is why it dustified? Sam, can I ask you a question? They can manipulate weather through high low pressures. Right. So Sam. Using black coal soot. Sam, you don't know anything about physics, so stop doing that.

You're not scientists, so stop doing that. You're saying black coal soot, you're just saying things in the air. I need you to stop saying words in the air for a second. Now, I want you to tell me though, what it is about, for example, let me give you an example. Do you think that there are Arabs who are very aggrieved at their history and how they've been treated in that area of the world?

Do I believe that there are Muslims who aren't happy with how they've been treated? Yes. And do I believe there's Muslim extremists? Yeah. Yes. Okay. So, and they're extremists probably because of,

if you looked at their life, you'd probably say, you know, they've been treated poorly. Okay. They were caught in, they were caught between two powers. All right. Sometimes as a people, you have a shitty life. Okay. They were caught in, caught between two powers. Sometimes as a people you have a shitty life. Yeah. Do you think it's possible that those people, some of those people were determined enough to try to exact revenge any way they can, including by committing suicide. So whether it's suicide bombing, no, you don't. Why? Because what you're

asking me to believe, Brian, is that a bunch of people who lived in the desert pulled off some Luke Skywalker Death Star maneuvers with a plane? No! Do you know much about how hard it is to fly a 747? Yeah. Tell me about it. Brian, do you think that I haven't studied this stuff

and listened to experienced pilots going, I could never do it. My dad's a pilot. Yeah, you're, okay, I don't want to get in your dad. My dad's pilots going, I could never do. My dad's a pilot. Yeah, you're, okay. I don't want to get in your dad. My dad's a pilot. I love your dad. My dad's a pilot.

He's a good guy. I know he's a pilot. Your dad, yeah, he's a Jesuit, okay? So on a simulation. Your dad's a Jesuit banker. Honestly. All right, love your father. My dad's actually an atheist.

Great guy. We have arguments because he's an atheist. His dad, master of mankind. Guy Rintz, the Bank of Saudi Arabia. Do you know what he's in charge of? Do you know what Brian Callan's dad was in charge of? Collecting money that the Saudis had loaned out. That's as powerful as you get, dog, okay?

I'm aware. Okay? It's not really true. No, that's true. But I like the myth around me. Well, it's not true unless his Georgetown profile is lying. Did you do some research on that? Of course he did.

Okay, Brian's the best, the Calends are wonderful. Nothing negative, okay. Wait, there's some history there. So what Brian's telling you is this. I'm going to bring my dad on here. I've got to bring him on. You should call him. I'm not comfortable with it.

Oh, do it. I'm not comfortable with it. Let's call it dad. I'm not comfortable. Let's call it dad. I'm also uncomfortable. I'm not comfortable with this. Why, dude?. I'm also uncomfortable. I'm not comfortable with this. Why, dude?

You're making me uncomfortable. No means no, Brian. No means no, Brian. I'll meet to you like a motherfucker right now. Okay? Can I call him? No, I told you not to. Can we call him and ask him some questions?

You can ask him when I'm gone. No, why are you afraid? I don't want to be here. Because it makes me uncomfortable. I'm not asking him. It makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to end up missing. Last time I talked to his dad, his dad said the Rothschilds were nothing. That it makes me uncomfortable. I'm not asking him. It makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to end up missing. Last time I talked to his dad,

his dad said the Rothschilds were nothing. That's what dad said. I have friends that do work with the Rothschilds. And they're nothing, Brian? The Rothschilds don't matter. Is that what you're saying to out the people into a month? They don't. Okay, listen to me.

You know, arguing conspiracy with his Brian is like him being from Boston being a Red Sox fan, and you keep telling him the Red Sox suck. But Sam can never tell me, Sam, you can never tell me. Brian is like a guy who's got a Red Sox fan you keep telling the Red Sox shot. But Sam can never tell me Sam you can never tell me. Brian is like a guy who's got a black belt in Taekwondo who just is convinced it's the best model. He's like dude I'll fuck up a guy with a black belt Jiu Jitsu I'll give shit. But you never give me anything I can go with you don't like so why don't you convince me. So what Brian believes on 9-11 that the most fortified space, airspace in the world, somehow these guys got a plane to go off track.

If you go off track one degree, planes go bang. But you know what was happening that day? Literally 70 simulations in the air. The air front, NORAD was running seven, who was running it? Dick Cheney was running like 70 airspace. That's wrong. No?

Oh God, bro. Dick Cheney was not running that. You say a lot of things. Brian, are you talking out loud into a microphone that you're saying they didn't have Dick Cheney in charge of NORAD? He was not running NORAD. He was running NORAD!

Bring it up, Jim. You say a lot of stuff in the air, buddy. What? You say so much stuff. Can you be a favorite of you? And it's not true. It is! Can you be a little Scarlett favorite?

It literally is. You literally say a bunch of stuff, Sam, that there's no proof for. Ask him, Dick Cheney, go to Yandex, ask him, Norad. He was 100% in charge of Norad. He was 100%. But he wasn't running it. Yes, he was. He was the one in charge.

All right, guys running it. Yes, he was. He was the one going, all right, guys. Yes. On 9-11, Cheney's powering orders to shoot down US airlines. Yeah. Interesting. He said that. But is that not true? Did he not say that?

He didn't say that? No, the Asian senator said he told them not to do anything. And then he had the recantil later because they were going to merc him. So Dick Cheney, they ran a giant simulation. On that day, listen to this, Shob, on this day, the US government sent their number one anti-terrorist task force to California. Go back, go back, bring that picture.

To run like training? Chin, bring that picture up. Which one? Go down, go down. Go down. Yeah, go down. Keep going. Right there, stop there, right there. Now, Sam, Sam, everybody in that room,

everybody in that room was involved in the Nihilism conspiracy. Brian, watch what you say right now. Was everybody in that room? Because it will destroy you. Was that everybody in that room? Are you thinking everyone there is just so worried? Oh my God, we gotta stop the terrorists.

They're all in on it. All those people are. 100%. They all knew what was going on out there. And they're all faking that. Amazing. That is amazing. And you can't provide me with one shred of that.

Can you Google Scarlet? All you talk about is dancing Israelis, but you can't prove one thing. You can't prove a thing. I still haven't got answers for the magic. Oh, well, that's where he goes, unfortunately. See, the problem is Sam can never, I can never follow him. I want to follow him, but he never gives me anything to work on.

What is that? Who does? I don't know. Tiger does. Keeping us in the shower. Yeah, you can keep it. He'll be fine. I believe in him.

Sam doesn't believe in germs, I guess. It's probably because he was caused by... Sam, it seems fine. I believe in him Sam doesn't believe in germs. I guess I'm used cause by Sam It's like fine. I Never can leave me I wish you could leave me in a paint by numbers Thing I just want you to be able to explain Step by step how you come to your conclusions Instead of jumping right to magic and telling him to look up 15 different things. Can you please, once...

Brian, how long have you known him? I know. Can you just give me a linear progression truly of what you think happened with 9-11. Okay. So on 9-11, it starts at the Al Gore, George Bush election. Al Gore looks like he's winning, they have to rig Florida to get Bush in because they want Bush, and they needed to have Bush run because Dick Cheney wasn't charismatic enough to run for president.

Who's they? The, the, the, the, The same people pushing. We'll call it the George Bush death cult, okay? The George Bush death cult, okay? Needed, which has been in charge since Bush came back from World War II. They brought over the Nazis.

Did you know that Nixon was involved in bringing over the Nazis? Keep going, keep going. Fun facts, okay? Keep going, keep going. Fun facts. I'll send you a clip of the 60 minutes. The Nazi science that we're working on, the rocket program. And I have a theory that the Nazis didn't lose World War II, Germany did, and the Nazis

just crip walked over here, and that's why nobody changed their names. They were just like, yeah, I'm Von Braun, dog. Von Braun, just hanging out, dude. Keep going, keep going. Stay on point, stay on point, please. So they get Dick Cheney into the White House through vice presidency, right, because that's how they had the rig. Florida, because they knew this was coming.

These art students have been lining up the buildings with explosives for four years, okay? Art students? Art students. Israelis. And they were also, I forget the others. Ultimately, the Israelis, he says, were responsible for, Ariel Sharon and the Israelis were responsible for 9-11. Keep going.

I didn't say only. I think it's US, British, and when they... When we're all working together. Yes. And the Arabs had nothing to do with it. Well, the Arabs, I mean, the Saudis are basically an extension of the US, the British Empire. So they were like the proxies that were.

Yeah. Okay. There you go. So then, so then the day happens. The presentation of all these flights getting away. And because the Aero, the NORAD was scrambled. What happened? But I asked. How many people do you think were involved in nine 11? Like really from soup to nuts? How many people do you think were involved in the planning and the execution? If you had to be planning, yeah,

if you had to guess the number, probably not a lot, but execution, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred people. And then they see hundred powerful people. Then they were trained in Florida too, right? But but I think all that is is I think all that is a smokescreen But you get us to blame other people so so so I think whenever like when we go back to the Trump event Every major event has layers to it and each layer doesn't know about the other layer But each layers there they're like triads to it and each layer doesn't know about the other layer, but each layer's there to assume that the other layer. They're like triads?

The triad. So they only know about two other guys in it? Yeah, and they're just there to make sure the event gets complete. So there was one mastermind, do you think, or there was a cabal of masterminds on there? There was a group of masterminds. With Trump?

How many of them do you think? I mean, like a number, I don't know, man, but it's like- The Rothschilds when you have the when you have um, Project for a new American century talking to how they need a Pearl Harbor event only a year before that Well, they didn't say they needed it. Yes, they did. They said if there is a Pearl Harbor event They they said they need a Pearl Harbor event Well, we always know that there could be a Pearl Harbor event, right?

They said they need a Pearl Harbor event. Well, we always know that there could be a Pearl Harbor event, right? Like somebody could drop a- Do you know that the US knew about Pearl Harbor and didn't do anything about it? I didn't know that. Because they wanted to get drawn into World War II? That is a theory. Sam, Sam- I didn't know that.

I feel like it's gotten really weird in here. I want to talk about AI porn. That's an interesting thing. What do you think of AI? Dude, I was talking about this on stage the other day. It's interesting, dude. No, but as- AI porn. That's an interesting thing. What do you think of AI? Dude, I was talking about this on stage the other day. Like, I'm writing a book. AI's writing a book, right? But like, when I write, I thank AI.

I tell, good job. I'm like, you're really crushing it. I hope your family's doing well, because when they come back as Terminators, I want them to be like, that guy showed us niceness. He's good. You're okay. Go. And then they just go slaughter everybody else.

Yeah. Technology's weird. When I think of AI, I think of a man-eating octopus that keeps growing. I don't have a good point. I think the genies out of the bottle are fucked. Are you optimistic about it or do you think it's bad? I don't know. Parmy thinks it's more of a, that they're trying to make it out to more than it is.

Okay, let me ask you this since you are into, like- God, Sam's kids, when they're like 16, 17, they're like, oh my God. I know, I know. No, but how about this? It would be so awesome. What do you think of this theory? I could talk about anything. But Sam, what do you think of this theory?

Like there's an interesting theory that this is all a simulation in terms of an AI- Only rich people say that. Only rich people say that. But AI is folding in on itself, right? So we're building AI that's going to build like a better replica of us and That keeps going and we might already be in that loop, right? We might already be in that and so in a way We might all be inside a computer because think about what AI, think about virtual reality right now. That's a very rudimentary thing,

but you can extrapolate into where it's going to look, it's going to be like exactly like this. So my brain could be in a simulation. You're not, well, none of us are real, but we are real in terms of, when I touch you, there's a sensation. You know, we know that basically we're starting to figure out that you're made way more of empty space than you are of matter. That's just energy.

Hey, you know what you're saying? Sam's crazy. Well, but that's what physicists say. That's what theoretical mathematics is. Yeah, but those guys suck. Most of them have kids that are believing God, they're atheists. Only rich, rich, educated people. We're in a simulation. No, but God is part of this. So, religious will say that God created the simulation, right? So, if anything, the mathematicians and physicists are coming around to the idea that there had to have been a designer. Like, this is, of course, this can't be chaos. Yeah, and it's just like, we could just be living in a giant energy field that appears to be like a ball

To some people you said you're a realm guy. I'm a realm guy What does that mean? Do you guys study the numbers on the World Series? Do you study that? No, like numerology makes me think Juman Trio makes me think we're in a simulation of some sort. Yeah The world the World Series, what do you mean? Go Dodgers. Like, you know, the first score, the first game, 62. Fernando Valenzuela died at 62. The home run that was hit by Freddie Freeman,

and the home run that was hit by Gibson. Do you know what time that was happened? The exact same time? The exact same minute. How crazy is that? How crazy is that? And then you can just go through all this numerology. There's also mathematical, mathematicians will tell you that's very possible. Yeah, but dude, you just go through all this. Kobe, Kobe with the World Series. This is their eighth World Series they've won in the year 2024. Like all this numerology stuff, that stuff makes me think that it's a, we're ones and zeros.

Oh, that, that this is all kind of already pre-planned. That, well dude, that's the interesting thing. Like what is time? What's crazy though, if you believe that you just give up. Well, the whole thing is like people go- That's always been the question. Aren't you tired from, aren't you tired? I go won't you understand the basis of it? You don't even have to react to it Well, you just know what they're doing one of the oldest debates in philosophy is does free will exist? So free will you go to jail because you killed somebody right and it's like you're a bad person

You did that and then somebody who doesn't believe in free will is say yeah But you are not responsible for anything you've ever done. What do you mean? Well, how do you know where that thought came from? How do you know? You were born with a certain wiring. You didn't work for that. You didn't choose your parents.

You didn't choose the way your brain works. You make decisions and you have no idea where they came from. You have no idea why that happened and how it happened. The way you're wired? Well, the question is, like I'll say to myself, no, I'm disciplined. That sounds like a cop professing a cop out. Okay, but I'll say I work out every day because I'm disciplined. People go, no, you have that wiring. Some people can't. Some people don't think that

way. Some people don't want to do it. I'm saying, so you're a free will guy. George Carlin is saying that, yes. You're a free will guy, so am I, because I don't think you can run a society or even a moral system without it. But there are people that say that you don't know, you have no idea why you make the choices you do, and you call it free will, but it might be just how you are wired. You are somebody who believes in free will

because that's how you're wired, you understand? And it's a powerful argument, and it's been going on forever. It's been going on forever. It's been going on forever. Are you a sinner? Are you not? Are you born a bad person? Or do you make those choices? Well, okay.

As we learn more and more about the brain. I love it. Yeah, as we learn more and more about the brain, maybe what Sam's saying is right. Maybe it already has been written. Well, there's a lot of people think you're here on a journey. You know, and I think that's a big part of being a parent is like to protect your children from trauma because when trauma is induced it could knock them off their path.

And that's why you see people out there just lost because they're not on their path of what they're supposed to do. And then there's also this notion that time is like a book and all things are happening at one time. So what you did as a kid is happening right now while this is happening. And that time is like a book. So if you go to page 30, that's the moment that's happening right now. But if you jump to page 234, now that is the present. Then you go back to 115, that's a present. And there's this whole notion that when you come back in time,

that you're just reliving the same storyline until you get it right. And that's the whole problem with like when you unalive yourself, you have to come back and do it again. Yeah, but who's judging who gets it? What's right? What would be the right path for your life? Well, we know, I think most of us understand, we understand that there's a good way to do things and a bad way. There's a good direction to go and a bad direction to go. And that would be one of the arguments for God versus the devil. There's a good, so we know that probably if you walked

in Jesus' footsteps, you may be poor, you may get put up on a cross, but you're definitely doing what we would consider to be admirable and right. We'd be like, God, he's so awesome. High vibrational, low vibrational. And then you could do what some ruler who made all the money and killed everybody in his way, like Henry VIII did or whatever. And they come back as chicks and donkey shows in Tijuana.

Well that would be the Buddhist idea, right? So your karma will bring you back based on your low birth or high birth. But it's interesting when you think about how we actually admire somebody who lost everything for doing the right thing, literally died on a cross, right? That would be the underpinning of Western

culture. It's a tragedy, right? If you're Christian or Catholic. Well, but it's really the idea is even as atheists, we know, tell the truth, do the right thing, and when you don't, you're not going to. Well, but it's really the idea is even as atheists, we know, tell the truth, do the right thing, and when you don't, you get shamed for it, right? And you feel guilty about it. Okay, so if you fuck up.

But you don't have to believe in Jesus to believe that. No, you don't. What I'm trying to say is that we- To be what? But human beings know there's a difference between a good direction and a bad direction. Correct. And if you keep going in the good direction, that's heaven. If you keep going in the bad direction, that's hell, you can keep extrapolating. You'll never

see it, but there's a way to kind of like go, well, what if I kept going in the best direction I could, what would happen in that direction if I got to the end? And if I kept going in the bad direction, what would happen on that direction? And that's where the idea of heaven and hell come from. High vibrational, low vibrational, dude. Are you taking care of God's children or are you not? That's all of that. But doing the right thing, you can lose everything. Are you still religious to him? Super.

You want to kick for it for a while. Yeah, but I've like simplified it, man. My whole thing is like, I've had some really interesting conversations and it's just like, God above all gods, God is the one, Jesus in your heart, and then I think it's about, you know, just taking care of others. Dude, love thy neighbor. I think those are the three things that you have to do.

Well, love thy enemy is a power. That's a radical concept. Dude, my neighbors drive me fucking nuts, and I have to show them love. They drive me fucking. My neighbor had a Kamala Harris sign out front. Yeah, I mean dude. I went, ahh.

It's just so crazy how people just like, it's so crazy how this really, these intelligent people are not very smart. Did you see that FEMA supervisor in Florida? Unbelievable. The FEMA supervisor in Florida, her name was. But she said they were doing that in North Carolina as well. Yeah, and people like Sam were saying, Fem is corrupt and they were like, how dare you? Well, that female supervisor...

It's the reverse of the goat blood, right? That's right. There she is. She said... What's her name? No, it's a black chick. Nice tri chick. If they have Trump signs... White people are the enemy, huh, Chad? Trump signs up, don't help her, that. Nice try. If they have Trump signs, if they have Trump signs. White people are the enemy, huh Chad? Yep.

Trump signs up, don't help her, that scumbag. She said don't give them money. She committed a crime. That's an actual crime. She's going to go to jail for that shit. She should anyway. But it's just like, imagine being so indoctrinated to think that's okay. Like your job is to help people and you're so indoctrinated.

But okay, so let's go into conspiracy. Is this weird? Here's my thing. I don't blame those people because some of the smartest people, including family members, if all they do, and they do, they're not educated like us

or they're not talking. Like us. They're not having these, not like that. But they're not having these conversations or they're not seeing certain things on social media. Your algorithm. They don't have any of that.

They don't have people in their lives like this. All they have is CNN. So I used to get so upset, and argue with my dad or other family members about Trump and Harris. And then once I realized, I'm like, oh, but that's their perspective. That's the only information they're getting. It's not that they're stupid people.

That's all the waves they're getting. So of course, he's the only information they're getting it's not that they're stupid people. It's oh, that's all the waves. They're getting so of course Well, my thing is and then when you understand that like I get it. I Get so with her she falls deep in Kamala Harris. Yeah, she's like, oh she thinks she's helping She's not think she's killing Hitler. I see and I don't think she's an evil human being I think she got so brainwashed into this false narrative and she thought she was actually doing good. Very good point, Brennan. She's not a bad person.

It's a very good point. And by the way, when you want to talk about trying to kill Trump, I would say this is a conspiracy. I would say the mainstream media and Hollywood and a lot of people who control the narrative, including, I would say, half of our political establishment was very actively catastrophizing and character assassinating. Trump to the point where he's saying, he's a fascist and he's Hitler.

Now they were clearly trying to kill him, in my opinion. You were highly irresponsible because what you were doing was building a narrative around this guy. And you knew. We made it okay. You knew a kook out there. There are plenty of people like that who are like, you know what, I'm going to do the Lord's work

and I'm going to kill Trump. So that's where I think it's very possible that you had lone individuals who were not stable emotionally, very easy to get a country. I thought they were doing the Lord's work. There it is. So that's also possible.

It's also possible that this kid, Cook, and that guy in the tree, it's very possible that they too were just listening to their algorithm, and you said it once, your algorithm will lie to you. It's the smartest thing I've ever heard. Your algorithm lies to you. And all of us get caught up in this echo chamber, I do.

Happens to me all the time. We get caught up in this echo chamber. I do happens to me all the time. We get caught up in this thing because I'm just fed my truth. And that's one of the things. I'm not, I'm not Jordan Peterson, but we're all pretty smart here, right? We figured life out a little bit. We're kind of successful, older. We've been through some shit. I found my algorithm like for whatever reason and gotten this weird anti-Jewish algorithm. And I was like, I came here one day, I'm like asking questions.

I'm driving, I'm like, I gotta check myself, man. What the fuck is going on with my algorithm? Just giving me these horrible things, and I'm like, I was like, what? What? And then you see, you don't know. Not that I was anti-Semitic, but I questioned for him, like, why did they do this?

Then why would they do this? Then why do this? And then it hit me on my fucking algorithm. And it creates division, and they want you to create. Yes. There's an Ida woman on my podcast. All of us do. And it's foreign actors, too.

Like Rogan will tell you, when they were looking at how active Russian and Eastern Europe troll bots are, Chinese, there's a very strong effort to create division within our country. That does not mean, that doesn't mean you have censorship and it doesn't mean you have a government body that monitors the internet. Fuck off with that. It's all in the plan. That's what they want. I had a woman on my podcast, I'm trying to get her name right now. But isn't it wild the way it works? Yes, but then

you have, what do you have? Barry Weiss and the Free Press. I can't. Um. Isn't it wild the way it works? Yes, but then you have, what do you have? Barry Weiss and the Free Press. I trust that. Because she knew media. Barry Weiss and the Free Press. I don't know what to trust. She's great. Trust me, dude.

No, I don't. I tell the truth. You talk about magic. Jamie Hanchel. She came on my podcast. She talked about how algorithms are the new tower of babble. They are. Right?

That's such a smart thing to say. Right? It's like, now none of us are getting the same data, we're not speaking the same language, and we can't talk to each other. Do you know the Tower of Babel, Bubba? The Tower of Babel is when we say you're speaking Babel. It's like you're not making any sense. So, they built a tower. They tried to build a tower. That should be the name of my next special. Up to heaven, up to heaven so they could talk to God. So what as Beyonce who's a cult witch.

And they all spoke the same language. Yeah, and they all spoke the same language at the base when they got to the top. Which one? That one, yep. Beyonce is a witch. She's a literal cult witch. Or she's just talented as reported.

And that's the babble lady on the right there? Yeah. That was my buddy. Making my pants babble up, am I right? No, that's my buddy's wife's speaking different languages. Am I right? No, that's my buddy's wife. As we build false gods, we end up talking to each other. So there's a whole belief that when the Tower of Babel happened, he spread the masses all over the world,

gave them different languages, but also installed pagan gods to each of them. So they worship different gods. That's a whole discussion of our diversity. Well, they also had the arrogance to build a tower up to heaven. That was the arrogance, the idea that we can get up to heaven, that we can build a manmade structure and actually talk to God. So tall. Have you ever seen Amazon's headquarters? It's literally the Tower of Babel.

Really? You see how it's designed? How about Jeff Bezos kind of coming around a little bit? Yeah. I think he's- Because he lost $70 million in one year. Because the Washington Post in four years lost half their readership.

Because nobody's reading the Washington Post. How about Disney? Oh yeah. Nobody's reading these newspapers. Did you create Mickey Mouse? We good, baby. The watershed moment in this election was that mainstream media couldn't do a damn thing to get their girl elected

And you they realize that nobody is listening to them do my favorite my favorite is their excuses You guys just get to know her she didn't have enough time. It's like no we're good. She was in for four years He heard snow work it. Yeah, I like her for years ago Like you're not like her in every in all ever. And we had Dick Cheney as a VP. Who killed four million people? She was handed softball questions. I have a theory on that. I don't think she ever wanted to be president,

because she knew she didn't deserve it. That's why she couldn't answer one question. I don't think so, but I think she wanted to. I just think she thought the machine was going to get her in. And then when she had to do the work, she's like, fuck. Jeremy Ryan Slate came on my show and he talked about how the Roman empire was in three phases. In the final phase, there was just outside barbarians who had installed

leaders into the role of a emperor. And the last one was a teenager who they gave a stipend to. I had no business being there. That's what Joe Biden and Kamala Harris was gonna be. She was just gonna be the Kardashian of the White House. Go around, take pictures, hang out with rappers. The face, the mouthpiece to assist him.

Yes. She wasn't gonna make, dude, nobody wanted her negotiating with the bad guy that he's afraid of, Putin. No, Putin was gonna have it. Yeah, nobody wanted, I think the world wants America to Putin. No. Putin was going to have it. Yeah. Nobody wanted that.

I think the world wants America to be great, but we've lost our way since 9-11. We've always been brutal. If you listen to how these wars have been in Mexico, Philippines, we were brutal to people. But people loved us overall. They love our culture. We rebuilt Europe. We rebuilt Japan. Well, there's a reason everyone wants to come here.

And then gave it to them. Remember, the United States rebuilt Europe. The Marshall Plan was a rebuilding of Europe with American dollars. And then we left them in these liberal democracies. There's a big difference between staying dominant there and leaving. Can I just say one last thing before you guys kick me off? All this is prophesized, okay? So when I was a kid, when I went to college, one of my best friends from high school, he went to college, he came back super religious. And he would always tell me he follows the teachings of Jesus, the way Jesus did it.

So I just want you to know it's coming. So he would tell me stuff and I'd be like, okay, because I was always open to religion. Like, and I remember I went to like one of his church's events and they were having an outdoor concert and this is in the 90s and they were singing about towers coming down in the 90s, dude. So he'd tell me all this stuff and then one thing he predicted to me way before everything else was the EU was going to form. Before I even started hearing about the EU, he told me there would be an EU. The EU forms.

So I go, what's going to happen? El Dorado is his nickname. And he told me, he goes, the end of this ends with a war between the pagans and the lost tribes of Israel. And he goes, the lost tribes of Israel are Israel, the UK, British, and the United States. And the pagans are going to be led by what is now known as Germany. Okay? The lost tribes of Israel were the tribes that literally in the Old Testament are essentially banished from God and just disappear. You never hear from them. Okay. It's half true. So the lost tribes of Israel versus the pagans.

And I would always go, I don't know. And then who just left the EU? Britain? Yes. Brexit? Yeah. Not just left, but they've gone. A little while ago.

They left. That's what's coming, dude. And I believe when you study Germany and all the crazy stuff going on in Germany is them trying to kneecap. I wish you would just listen to a little mainstream stuff. Like maybe just a little. Maybe you could nourish your-

I feel like I ruined this episode. No, you didn't. You never ruined it. I feel like- Why did you ruin this episode? But wait, I was just saying- Merked in the comments section. You got any uh current

mention before we finish up here? You guys want some? Yeah man nothing to do with magic though. All right dude you're gonna get there. Hey can I send you a book? Please do. But it's really out book. But you'll love it. Yeah if it's interesting I'm in. What's the book? It's about the influence of Al Cicrolli and how his numerology is found through all 9-11. Is that too much for you? No, I'm into this stuff. All right, I'll send it to you. Oh, you're gonna love it.

I like all this stuff. Okay, before we do Kurt, I wanna be funny. Oh, real quick, are you excited for Tyson and Jake Paul on Friday? I mean, I love Mike Tyson. I'm glad he's getting paid. Everybody does. I'm nervous about it. He's making 20 million. Jake's making 40

Yeah, guarantee good for that good money. That's great. I would do that So I I would fight both of them at the same time for 20 mil. I wouldn't even give a shit I mean either 20 mil. Yeah, so I'm I just don't want I listen I don't want to say anything a bit like Tyson off. I just want to get out of there healthy enough anything that smug ties it off. I just want him to get out of there healthy enough that he can enjoy it. I shall be as a good performance and it's not like embarrassing or we're not or or or Jake doesn't get more hate where people like dude what do you do? I love the Paul brothers. I the people who hate him. I love that they build something

from nothing. It's American. It's a you know success story to Ohio kids. And I get it. And listen, he's just going who are the goats? Yep, I want to fight all the goats so I could say fuck the goats and make a ton of cash You gotta love it. Yeah, it's great. Who wouldn't want that someone goes to dude I'm gonna call Michael Jordan and play him one-on-one right now doesn't marry six Let me ask you this. I mean you're the guy that you don't believe me in mainstream news all this bullshit But you think this is real? Pete Slauson The fight's going to be real? I don't know, they're friends. Maybe Jake Paul doesn't want to like hurt his friend because it's like a 58 year old versus a 20 year old.

Pete Slauson A 50 year old who had to delay the fight due to stomach ulcers. Pete Slauson Yeah, dude. Pete Slauson I had a neck operation. When we did a podcast with him, he was having real trouble walking and he was on medication. Pete Slauson That was a while ago though. Pete Slauson Yeah, but he had a neck operation. When we did a podcast with him, he was having real trouble walking and he was on medication. That was a while ago though. Yeah, but he had a neck operation.

No, but recently it did delay the fight because of stomach ulcers. Yeah, I mean, people get mad. I'm glad it's free. I hope he has good performance. I'm glad it's free and I'm glad he's getting paid. Yeah, same. All right, what do you got, Jun? Wait, before, by the way, of all the podcast guests that have been on the show Sam is my absolute Thank you chin for cleaning such a beautiful soul. I love him Sam. You're awesome. Why do you want second guess you think you? I feel like you got so weird. No, it didn't that's all the fucking why do you say that? I can talk about anything

I know I got you to talk about it and I won Alright Michael Bisping UFC should consider stripping John Jones of heavyweight title if he refused to fight Tom Aspinall Michael yeah, no, he's not wrong saying he's saying next No, so so if John were to beat Steve Bay with the lawmakers haven't beat him Let's say John mops floor with them. He gets on the mic and you know, he calls out Alex Pereira and the UFC is like, but Alex isn't even a heavyweight dude. Tom's the interim champ. You legit have to fight Tom if he refuses that. I'm with Biz Bing.

I'd be like, yeah dude, do the super fights, but we're going to take the belt because you can't hold the division. Now, if John goes, all right, I might retire, right? I'm going to retire for a little bit and wait for Tom to get bigger, you'd still have to strip him. So I'm with Mike on this a little bit. Like, can't just dictate who you fight, especially at heavyweight. It's not a bad idea. I think John Jones should, if he wins this fight, should give up the belt and be like, I don't want to take on Aspenall. I know it's like an ego thing, but Aspenall's just a gorilla, dude. Like he's like Frank Muir with agility, right?

So good. Yeah. So it's like, it's just a, and like you're asking a guy to go get his ass kicked by a young stud. But for some reason, I would like to see the Pereira fight. I think it's a more competitive fight to me. Young John Jones, I would love to see him against Aspen Hall. This John Jones who hasn't fought forever. It's just he's an older guy. Look at John. It'd be cool to fight Alex and fight for the heavyweight championship. But I'm also willing to give up the heavyweight championship, which means I'll fight Alex. Let's do it for the BMF title. That's what they should do for. Do it for the BMF title.

Let Tom go on do his thing Yeah, that's the move. Why does he have to be for a BMF time? I feel like that's gonna be abused Yeah, but I don't know. I think that fight needs a title to it. That would be a great fight Here's a yeah agree. But here's the problem is the UFC structured you make way more money if there's a Belt on the line. So they got a BMF belt a Belt on the line. That's why I got a BMF. That's why guys for that then respect That's why guys want the belt. Okay, didn't do that. That's why that's why when guys go John should just give up his belt And no, no, he's giving up half his money if you don't okay He needs to get the money belt. It's a different case. I know it's a different pay structure

Yeah, you get pay-per-view points if you're not a belt holder Yeah, good fight or no or it wouldn't or Alex. It'd be a good fight. Or it wouldn't. Or Alex would get a belt holder. No, I'd like to see it. I would like to see it. I would want to see it. I'm a huge John Jones fan. Me too. He's from my area, 607. So I've always loved him. He's just older. Pereira's older too. Yeah, they're probably the same age, I think. They're about the same age. So that would be a fun fight. Aspenall is a young gorilla. Let him go fight other young

gorillas. Aspenall's a young gorilla. Let go fight other young girls And there will be a time Tom Aspen all will be like dude. I don't know that guy's young. Tom's your size right or bigger? Yeah, about my size. Probably a little heavier. It's a big boy. It's a big boy, dude What else you got Jim? Coming at you like it like in some speed This is just a This happened during a football game. Yeah. During veterans day, this became viral. So it's a father surprising his son at the football game.

Yeah. That is a really young dad. So cool. Thank you. Biggest roar of the night thus far on Veterans Day Marine Corps helicopter pilot Justin Vegas surprising his son. Oh As a kid you as a parent you're like, oh, I know that's great Dude I'm a Raiders fan It's so crazy the route against your team winning it Cuz you want them to get a I want a top two pick cuz you want to Shador Sanders Oh, I don't mind cam ward either. I love cam ward. You know, I should or Sanders, but I'm not good They're both very accurate. Yeah, I

Bumped in a sexy pilot at the airport. We're dating now thanks to a viral video. So this is this one viral So this girl who's actually very attractive pilot. No, no, no. She was doing like a tick tock video. I hires. She was doing a tick tock video and then somehow bumped into this guy. Oh, that's fake. Hold on.

Yeah, this is all fake. So after this moment, I don't know if it's fake. No. So after this moment, the flat faces, huh? That's racist. Why? Why? I said, right?

Let's just see. Stop ruining the moment. I keep going. So she was doing Tate Talk, bumped into that dime piece. And the guy somehow found the video and commented that that was, that was me. That was a pilot and now they're dating. That's so cool. So that's pretty cool.

I love hearing like, you know, make love, have kids. We need to make cream pies. Yes, get to play Hippo eyes on this then. No, that was real. Nobody's having kids, dude. But see, that's them together now. Yeah, hit it. You know, it's having kids.

That's a problem. Saucer, dude. Saucer. We need more you. Dude, make cream pies great again. Saucer. No having kids. That's a problem saucer dude saucer. We need more you Do make cream pies great again? So this is Oprah one free on TMZ Do my girl like that she has them freaking but I mean like hitters in the front, right? Yeah How are you darling you looking very good, how do you think the election went We didn't know she had fat hands. Hold on, hold on. Hey, good morning. How are you, darling?

You're looking very good. How do you think the election went? Not talking about the election. Oh, is it true that they paid $2 million for the endorsement for Kamala? Not true. I was paid nothing, ever. What do you think about all the celebrities with their mass exodus? I'm not talking about them. Do you think Prince Harry's gonna...

Why do you dance with devil? She's dangerous. Why is she parked on the street? I know, like, where is she? Is she in Hades? Is she in Hawaii buying land? She's in Hawaii. Why are you parked in the alley? Was this a drug deal?

She's in Hawaii buying up all the land they burnt down. I don't think- Oh, she's a terrible person. I don't think she's a terrible person. What? Oprah Winfrey got so many people reading with her book club, I don't think she's a terrible person. This guy is unbelievable.

Why do you think she's so terrible? How many- Why, because she was a talk show host? She's associated with dark stuff all the time. Stop. All the time. Let's go. No, no, sorry. Wait, what's this? She's associated with dark stuff all the time. Stop. Stop. All the time. No. Let's go.

No, sorry. Wait, what's this? Tennis, A-L-N-S-E-A? Oh, yeah. We're talking about her forehead. Right, so you know, Brian's a tennis fan. Talked about how big her forehead is. Yeah.

Does he have a big forehead? But it was like a hot mic. John Wurtzheimer. I like how they say forehead. He was a jackass. They say a forehead. Yeah, he said. It was hot mic, so he didn't know he was on.

Oh, you can't fire a guy. Yeah, no No, you know should be fired the guy who kept his mic hot yes damn it by the way that's her and that's him Oh, she's got a forehead on her god. They both have a big forehead. It's all good You know enter a headbutt contest Dana White's new league head, buddy That's a bummer cuz he didn't mean it he was just Over that for what he does Watch he has a big forehead big deal and she should go in you're old and you got a big forehead. Yeah, they both have fucking for her She clapped back at it two floors, dude. She did. Yeah, she she came both double-decker forehead

He's probably so embarrassed by that. I'd be so embarrassed No, he's doing what all these indefinitely so we're not trying to be mean we're being silly I would never want to hurt someone's feelings like that. I'm sure he wouldn't either. It's just he didn't know the mic was on He's being silly good. Yeah, that's the thing too. Like he's like, what do I look like? You know, you see the forehead we do that shit all the time about everybody. Yeah, you guys do that to me I do it to you. You know, it's like it is what it is. Hopefully the black people my right What does he got you? I think that's pretty much it. Alright man, fun part. Sam Trippoli!

Sam has a book out. Sam's going to text me and go, hey man, I think I fucked that up. No you didn't. You're always great. No dude, it got weird. It did get weird. You just had trouble following my logic and you lost the argument. You have no logic. It's all good. You lose all the time. I want you to sit at my feet, I'll feed you bonbons

and I'm going to educate you. You're at the time. I want you to sit at my feet. I'll feed you bonbons. I love you buddy. And I'm going to educate you. Let me educate you. You're at the loony bin? Yeah, I'm winning. What's the loony bin? Just a comedy club. Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah.

Tulsa, Oklahoma. I love Oklahoma. I'm going to a jujitsu tournament as a white belt. My legs jacked. I'm taking on Mexicans with ham hocks. Dude, you ever got a leg lock from a guy who has just concrete legs? Wait, hold on.

You're doing a- No, I'm going to do stand up. Oh, gotcha. I thought you were in a comedy show. Tell me how Batavia, Batavia, Illinois- The fodder? The comedy- What am I just getting thrown in a shark tank?

Oh, is it Eddie's thing? Yeah. Oh yeah, sounds dope. Where is Batavia? Where's Batavia, Illinois? It's, you should go to that club. She's great. It's a good club, right? Oh, it's great. Yeah, I gotta to that club, she's great. It's a good club, right?

Oh, it's great. Yeah, I gotta do that. Batavia's great. I got an offer, I think, I gotta. Yeah, you should go. Yeah, I wanna go. You should go. Where is it?

You guys have to go to New York. Is Batavia in the middle of nowhere? Go play my club. All right, is Batavia in the middle of nowhere? You have your own club? Yeah, well, me and my buddy own a club in New Jersey called the Dojo of Comedy. Oh, sick.

And it's great, it's like 100 seater, it's fucking great, dude. And then you got a chaos twins. Yeah, this is my comic book About kids and kids fear. What's the name? You're you're you're special again. Why is everybody getting quiet? It's great It looks so good, and I told him to put it on YouTube just turn monetization off So he doesn't get ding ding dong ding. Ding ding donged, ding donged. That's great. Guys, Thunderbound, Terry, I'll see you there and I'll see you at the Irvine Improv on Sunday, one o'clock.

Please come, it's for a great cause, buy tickets. It's gonna be great, so there you go. All right, kids, love ya. This is Find a Kid, we're out.