The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1042

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

Bryan gets in a grappling match with Casey, then Brendan grapples with Bryan to get revenge. The guys talk Casey's rump, MS-13 gangs in prison, Ryan Garcia vs Jake Paul, Bryan still wanting Brendan to fight in Gamebred's Bareknuckle MMA, Jelly Roll on tour with Post Malone, the viral Elon Musk french fries picture, John Stamos wearing a bald cap to support Dave Coulier and much more! True Classic - Fall is here. It’s time to step up your game. Right now, you can unlock big savings when you bundle packs. Just go to my exclusive link https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER #sponsored JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Hey guys Chin here just so you're not confused as heck the first four minutes is Brian grappling Casey and then Brendan grappling Brian So yeah, make sure you tune into the episode the video episode so you can watch it But uh, I don't want you guys to be confused. So anyway, enjoy the episode Oh Yeah. Come on, but you don't want to rest on me. No. I said no. We're putting roller blades on, so you have to be careful, Brian. What's that?

Put some roller blades on Stephanie Casey's hair. Give him a kiss. Are you scared? No, I'm a little a kiss. He doesn't care. He's a little bit soft. He's got good hair. Yeah, tell him how much you hate his good hair. Oh no. Watch the doors, Casey. Oh, God.

Oh, Casey. Two days of Dan Campbell's wrestling school. What's up, Cays? Yeah, that's what you feel when you... Pull his pants down. day in camp with wrestling school what's up he's getting tired he's getting old yep all in the game plan careful donnie's behind you just hold on to me what? what's up bro?

is there a problem? no problem, free shot sure dude, free shot I wish I fell back when you pushed me that's what bothers me. He's strong, yeah, baby. He's too big. He's a gorilla. Where was it?

You had so much confidence in this case, yeah? What? What's up, baby? How are you? Fine. You're just big, man. I know, but you got it. Warm ass.

No, I have. I do, but I just can't. It's hard for me. I mean, I'm upright. I mean, my knees are very bad. I got you. I got you. You got it? More mass. No, I have, I do, but I just can't. It's hard for me.

I mean, I'm upright. I mean, my knees are very bad. You got it. Go. Nice. There you go. That bullshit arm drag, dude. Don't say arm drag. Don't say bullshit. Where you going? Where you going, man?

I'm not on there. Try to do a tuck. Single leg. Free single leg. Smash single? Yep. Free single leg. Smash single?

Yep. Then you just do some shit. No. Yeah. You take it easy. There it is. Lift it up. It's there.

Keep it there. Keep it there. Keep it. I can't get under here. You can have it. It's a trap. There it is. There it is. There it is. Come on.

I'll go high with it. I'll go high. Get back up. There it is. There it is. There it is. Don't see it. But there's no... There's no mark.

Double leg unit with ground. You couldn't hit him back sprawl. I know. It's my turn. Dude do? Get that shit out of my face. Get that shit out of here. Get that. Alright, see, I knew it. I knew it. I told you there's no matter here. I'm trying to get out of here.

Did you? Yep. See guys, so here, the guy had his shirt on. I'm trying to get out of here. I'm trying to get out of here. I told you there's no matter here. I put it on on saw. Did you? Yep. See guys, so here, the guy has his leg up. Yep. Here, right? Yep.

And then, you want to here. That's it. That's it. And then boom, here we are. Boom. So here we are, see? See how I roll right into the guard there? That's all. So here control the body control All right, well you're big There's no Matt otherwise I would have spun out of there All the bones in my back cracked just now. Okay when I jumped over I could feel my shoulder digging into his jaw

No, that was my back. My duck under held there. I almost hurt my neck. You got a little too comfortable in the case. This is really the fighter in the kit. You a little out of breath pal. No, no, no, I'm not a lot of trouble I always I'm so nervous about my neck Cuz I've been in a car now, but I ever hurt you no, no, but I I And I came back under cuz I you aren't you're gonna grab me and I went oop and I almost because you were trying to It's the it's the reaction time like Tyson. Yeah, you're actually slow and you're gonna

I got crazy. You're trying to too fast the reaction time like Tyson. Your reaction time is slow and you're trying to go too fast. Crazy reaction time. I don't know, you're always scared I'm going to hurt you. We've been having that for 15 years. I've never hurt you once. I know. You did crack all the bones in my back. I felt like it was in your neck.

It might have been. Because my shoulder went directly there. There was a lot of cracking. It went, that came. I didn't want to wrestle on the ground there. I'm very careful. It's fine to mess around. I passed your guard. I did a jump in butterfly pass. I had a nice butterfly there, but you passed it very quickly. It bothered me. I wanted you to have that butterfly.

You did? So I could show you that. Damn it. Oh yeah, dude. Damn, that was very fast. But it was a very fast pass. It was disconcertingly fast. Because I thought, all right, I got him. Because I had underhooks, overhooks, overhooks. My nice butterfly. That was all by design. And I was like, I got you. I could sweep you maybe even. And then it didn't work out for me.

I jumped over the top and I saw chin shooting. I went, well, I'm going to give him a little show show. I'm going to be honest with you. You are, you are impossibly strong. I've never felt that. As Bane says, for you. For me. But you've got a lot of speed.

You do have a lot of explosive speed, but you're annoyingly strong. It's very disconcerting. It's a bummer for any guy that has to grab you. And I know. Or threatens my wife or kids. Yeah, but I know that there are professional peptides there are I know professional fighters I don't feel bad ever when you do that because I know there are professional

fighters that have dedicated their life and they are all 190 or below and it's the same result okay it's all it's the same in cocky that I know it's got to be so frustrating though when you dedicate your life. That's life though, man. And then they're like, oh, fuck. That's why they're a weight class. Yes. That's why they're a weight class.

Right? That's why it's like, oh, fuck. I think how talented Izzy is when he fought Jan. It's just, you know how much more talented he is at fighting? Yeah. Just overall fighting. But Jan is a giant Polish guy. He had 40, 50 pounds.

You can't do it. That's, that's John's argument for the younger, more explosive. Uh, what's his name? I'm Tom Aspinal. Tom Aspinal, who's, who's 40 pounds, 30 pounds heavier. That's a lot of weight. That's all the weight.

Yeah. And he's faster. You're a hundred pounds heavier. That's a hundred pounds heavier than you. Well, are you 140? I'm one seven. I'm two 40.

Yeah. You two, is that a real two 40? It's a real two 40. Cause you tend to are you 140? I'm one seven. I'm 240. Yeah, you too. Is that a real 240? It's real 240 you tend to you tend to go um, you know, you're 263 and you'll be like I'm 240 No, if I'm 263 you'll see it'll show my face. Yeah, are you 240? Yeah pipe pipe pipe 44 45 Like shit and Biloxi. So maybe 45 so big still not a. Still not a hundred pounds though. It's so big though, because that, that, that sits on you. Absolutely natural. If you know how to use it. Yeah. You do know how to use it. It's like a wet blanket. You do not like it. I like Casey, by the way, I did a little, we were just messing around. Just nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing big. He doesn't have to wrestle, but he's very strong, thick young man. Casey has an ass and legs on him. He is a professional rollerblader.

He's like wrestling. He's like moving a fire hydrant. Wide. Casey probably comes from the most athletic family in this studio. Yeah. I mean, two brothers, one went to Syracuse on full ride, the other went to FSU. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. In what? One gymnastics, the other I think track. Oh, Jesus. That freaks. So he's a little explosive fuck. His whole family, yeah. He felt it. No, yeah, Casey, he's a little explosive fuck his whole family. Yeah, he felt it No, yeah Casey. It might be the best athlete in the building now. He does not a wrestle yet. So no wrestling

That's why I said put on roller blades and let's see how it goes for you Yep, I'm not gonna take him down the way you did. I'm not gonna take him down on that that linoleum You know that doesn't really work with you you you took me down Yeah, and my feet the bones in my feet were killing me. My knees are hurt now. Yeah, you're hurt. From slamming down. When I jumped over you like that.

Yeah, Jiu Jitsu's hard to do on... On cement. I've seen that in, I've seen fights like that where the guy looks great, he's a great boxer, but the kid was Samoan and picked him up. Oh, and spiked him on cement? Yeah, just bare, bare, hugged him and threw him on the ground.

But that's why that car Jiu Jitsu makes sense. We should try car Jiu-Jitsu. Not my car, but in yours. Somebody wanted me to do that. My, my buddy, John, who puts that on, said, you should do that with Brendan. And I said, holy fuck, do you know that, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. Get in a car with him. And can you use the seat belts? Yes. Oh my god. No, no, it'd be a murder Pop your head off. Of course you would That'd be a disaster. I grab my seatbelt. I need I would have to I need a knife

That'd be fun to watch not with me. Yeah. Yeah, not hell. No, we're this close. You have a knife and I just have to get cut No, dude. No No, um Yeah That that's that cartridge. Jitsu is terrifying. Horrible. It's interesting, though, because you start with your seatbelt on. But I'm the person that gets it off and gets out. I respect card. Jitsu way more than like slap fight. 100% card. Jitsu be tough. Card. Jitsu is a mother. Do they turn AC on? They don't. They don't. And you can have the windows open, I believe. so you can get some

To get leverage but in is does it It would depend the variation the cars like if you're doing a excursion like a Ford excursion. Yeah, that's basically the size of the studio Yeah, so you could basically stand up and do your thing if they clear out the benches Probably has three rows of seating if you're doing my Hummer, it's wide, but you're doing a Tesla or a Volkswagen, it's close quarters. That's like a smaller octagon. Yeah. I would sign up for it if they do it out of an Excursion. Having an Excursion would be good. Yeah, Excursions are sweet, dude. I got my peepers on an 03 with a 6.0 Power Stroke built.

Can you send it to me, Bryn? Did that actual, or do you want to or not? No. Okay. I don't want people to know the one I'm looking at. All right. But I have to sell my Ford Lightning first. So if you're in the market for a Ford Lightning, mine's up for grabs.

I kind of want to- So I can get a Ford Excursion. I want to go into something that I saw on the news- DM me if you're interested. Because it up. It makes no sense. It's basically a minivan with a big nose. You know what it is? It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose.

It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose.

It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's a mini van with a big nose. It's not blocky enough for me. I don't get why I don't get why you take that and soup it up It makes no sense. It's it's basically a minivan with a big nose. You know what it is. Okay It's a it's a minivan with a big nose and it's bullshit. No, you know what it is It's an extended. You know, you know what it is. I look at I go that's the ultimate dad, right? Yes, and I'll put 600 horsepower on it. Yeah thousand pounds of torque fully built 6.0 and you'll lift it up like that Oh, yeah, I have the problem with lifting it up the the one I got my peepers on eight inch lift Oh, so the kids gonna have to jump it. Yeah, I just it looks roll heavy atop

It looks time. Oh roll that thing for sure It looks like I would roll and see that one's too much that that lifts too high. Yeah, it's scary I don't like it looks like it would roll over this one's like the closest Yeah. That lifts too high. It's scary. I don't like those rims. It looks like it would roll over. This one's like the closest so far. The wheels are too small. The tires are too small. Too small.

I like clean like this too though. What color? You want eight black, you want 18 inch wheels on it with 40 inch tires. That's the perfect combo. I like. And then it comes with coil overs. That's the perfect combo. I like and that comes with coilovers

Comes with what the suspension stock is leaf springs, which is a nightmare so it rides like shit so you could Put some coil overs in them some kink shot coil overs. You can actually adjust how high the the right is. Okay. Yeah Nice, but you never know when you're in your combo. some real guys, man. No. No, with some guys, like some real guys. Real guys. You never know. You're like, oh yeah, I remember. Bren, tell me about... Did you hear Evan Hafer, the CEO of Black Rifle, who was a Green Beret and a CIA guy? Just finished it.

I love Evan. I used to work with Evan. If we unleash our tier one operators on the cartels... Game over. They have no idea. No chance. No, you may as well retire now Open a restaurant and quit because you're gonna die. Yeah. Well the Trump did that when he first came to office eight years ago You're her Tim Kennedy talk about it. He goes with Obama these guys

They're worried about drones all killing civilians and then Trump got at the helm was like Get rid of the cartel and Tom was like, or Tim was like, have you heard of ISIS since? I go, how long did it take you guys? He goes, two months. Oh dude, they got rid of them in two months. He goes, now their rear heads are back. They're they're back because we didn't monitor it. You know, with Biden and all this shit, he goes, Trump's an office.

So we're going to have to do it again. Yeah. USA. They'll find, they'll find a way. If you're a bad guy like that and you're killing oh just like sports America dominates Just like Special Forces America dominant. Well, bukele, you know that the the president of is it El Salvador or Nicaragua? And the murder rate was like crazy. It was Astronomical a 3000 murders a year minimum. He's got to gather them all up made him sit. Yeah, it's bukele

murders a year minimum. He's got to gather them all up, made them sit. Yeah, it's Buccaeli. Buccaeli. Buccaeli. Oh, handsome bastard. Yeah, 38 years old. And he went into El Salvador. He goes, gangs are running everything. They're killing all these people. They literally are. And all the gangs, like MS-13 would have their faces painted. Bring up the jail that he built. There's a picture. So he made them all shave their head and they're all like nose to asshole. Yeah. You've seen this. He arrested literally 60,000 people and then come all in Biden, invite them all here. So they're all here.

Yeah. Mainly in Aurora. Look at all of them. He's like, you got, you have tattoos all over your face and you as like, you know, insignia of MS 13. Nuts to butt. Cool. Watch this.

And they were killing everybody. They're doing awful things, ruining the economy. And he goes, I'll just build a prison an hour and a half north of the Capitol in the middle of the jungle, and I'll have scramblers so you can't order hits from your jail cell. And you're going to all do that. And they're all in jail. And the murder rate literally plummeted. And that's why a lot of them are here now.

Because the borders were open for years. Look at that. Yes. And human rights are like, those chains aren't real. That's put in there. Yeah, that's fake. But they're all fucking, all these people, Amstead International, no, yeah, okay, dude. You weren't there when they were killing children

and everybody else. Yeah, they cut heads off of babies. Like they're the worst of the worst. Yeah, terrible. So they have to sit like this though? And they put the gang leaders in the same cell of different gangs. They all have to be, they have to live together. Look at that.

I love how that headline was like, they only have 80 beds per 100 people. They shouldn't even get beds. Well, they don't have mattresses. Good. Yeah. Horrible people. It's like, you know, it's just like, if you, if you think there's any offers. But they took over the Roosevelt Hotel in New York.

They have room and board there. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, well that's all gonna change. Hopefully. Release the hounds with the Special Forces. Yeah, but Evan's great. Yeah, he's great. Great guy.

Love him. MS-13 is where? I think that is. I think MS-13 is down in El Salvador. Started there, but they migrated here. Yeah, they're the worst gang here now. They're all over LA too. All over.

Yeah. Can't have it. What are we worried? I'm sorry. They took over the Roosevelt hotel. Worrying that they don't have beds you said? People are whining about that? In El Salvador.

Yeah, that headline was weird. Oh, found it in Los Angeles. They were the refugees from the war of El Salvador. They came over and they were the children of the refugees and stuff. They, they were already, they'd already been through war. came over and they were the children of the refugees and stuff. They were already, they'd already been through war. So you said to protect Salvadorian immigrants. I don't want to talk about these guys.

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it's kind of like a business. Yeah. It's a, it's so this kind of like a business? Yeah. They're not flourishing like the Hells Angels. Well, they actually are. One of the things about them is this, is that they have, when you put MS-13 on your face, you have branded yourself as a member of that organization and there's no turning back. That's how you dedicate loyalty and stuff like that, but it's also an advertisement for your gang. It's an interesting way of looking at things, but yeah.

Yep, yep, yep. I just think certain crimes don't really warrant any sort of decency afterward, you know what I mean? Well, if you kill families or you're cutting people's limbs off. Yeah, no. Yeah, they do all kinds of bad stuff. Anyway.

Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Bad people. Mm-hmm. All right. How, you were gone for a little bit, Sinai. Tell the viewers where you were, what happened. Give us an update.

You don't have to get detailed. No, we don't need details. No, I was gone for medical reasons. You had a medical thing. Yeah. But I'm good and I'm back. You look great. Thank you.

I know you guys missed me. A lot. Did you? A lot, yes. You were missed for sure. I got a couple of DMs. People were worried. Yeah, you're a big part of the show.

Yep. But while I'm gone, I come back and Brendan's the new dog dad. He's new dog dad. Your chargers seem to be doing very well. My chargers are crushing the game. That Justin Harbaugh kid. Jim Harbaugh.

It's the Jim effect. He wins everywhere he goes. Does he? Yeah. Everywhere. Does he? He's got a twin brother? No.

Okay. His brother John is a coach for the Ravens. Got it. But they look very similar. Like me and Jay. If you think we're twins. Really? Yeah, he's a lot smaller.

Oh really? Yes. Yeah. Their dad was a coach. They lot smaller. Oh, really? Yes. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah, they look pretty similar. Their dad was a coach. They look, okay. Like me and Jay. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Is Jay older than you?

Yes. By the way, what are the chances that both are NFL coaches? Pretty good. That's unbelievable. Why is that? Well, their dad was a coach too. Ah. They come from an entire coaching family.

I gotcha. And then Jim Harbaugh was a beast of a fucking quarterback. He was? Yeah. Oh really? For the Colts. Wow. Played in Michigan.

Geez. First time draft pick. Oh, serious athlete. Oh dude. Yeah, monster. And then the best is, his stories are the cut. He was really arrogant. That's why he was probably a great coach.

He was super arrogant as a rookie. When they, the combine, you know, they put everybody together, one through fucking 100s all together. He got off the bus, I was like, what are you doing? They're like, oh, you gotta go on the bus. He's like, no, where's my car at? Like, there's no car.

He's like, no, I need my own limo. I'm not going. Damn. Yeah, rookie. Damn. Yeah, super cocky. That's amazing. Yeah. So he and his brother have. Super cocky. That's amazing. Yeah.

So he and his brother have played against each other in the Superbowl. I know, I know, I know you know this. When he was coaching for the 49ers. He doesn't know. Yeah. No, the 49ers and Ravens went against each other in the Superbowl.

That was the year the lights went out. Wasn't it? Yep. I remember that. You remember? Yeah, they coached against each other. And the Ravens, Ravens won? Yes, they did.

Yep. Unfortunately. The heart, and then he went did. Yep. Unfortunately, the heart. And then he went on to Michigan and crushed everything in Michigan. That's championship there. Got some trouble said cool story. I'm out. So they can't come after him for that. Wow.

And now he's balling with the trouble. Hey, you know how they do stealing signs. They thought he was stealing signs and then they still won the national championship. What's urban Meyer doing? Is he, is he coaching? No, he left Jacksonville. Now he's on a, is it college game day? He's on one of them Fox game day. What's Urban Meyer doing? Is he, is he coaching? No, he left Jacksonville now he's on a, is it

college game day? He's on one of them Fox game day. He's great. I thought he was in college. It was my boy. Yeah. Yeah. No, that game was pretty gross.

The Bengals game, but we still pulled out a win. Win's a win. Well, Joe Burrow cannot get a fucking break and that guy missed two field goals, which is outrageous. I mean, Joe Burrowrows, I love that kid. It's the bleach tips. I just root for him, I think he's a badass.

He takes so many hits, he gets the shit beat out of him. He never, yes, he never once, he never once complains. He gets up. Well, he gets paid too much to complain. He gets paid a lot, huh? Yeah. But he's a winner, he's a winner, he just can't, I mean, there's so much one man can do. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. God. If you have three touchdowns in a game and still lose, like, yeah, you're a good quarterback. Oh, dude. Yeah. He's got more than that. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. He had three in that one. What else, buddy? What else, pal? What else will we, oh, let me just bring up something that's probably in your current events, because I saw it, but we're talking about, we're talking about weight classes. And you and I have talked about it. I would like to see how Jake Paul would do against Ryan Garcia.

I think it's a competitive fight. Yeah. Because Jake is so much smaller. Yeah. Be curious if Ryan can, him out because Jake is significantly bigger, but Ryan obviously has more technique, way quicker. Plenty of power to knock you out. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Jake's fucking big man and he is a boxer. So it's different. It's not like Jake the YouTuber, it's Jake who's been preparing for boxing. Yes. Yes. He keeps his chin down. I'd rather watch that than Tyson or anything he's different. It's not like Jake the youtubers Jake who's been preparing for boxing. So yes, it keeps his chin I'd rather watch that than Tyson or anything's doing This would be something I would watch though. 100% it'd be it'd be an actual challenge. I

Eat I've been quiet for some time, but I've been cooking on some plans before my actual return to the ring Here's the plan before April exhibition Exhibition in December in Japan against the guy who fought aging Manny Pac. Manny Pac yelled and tried to knock him out and then go after Jake for Uncle Mike, Tyson. I love that. I do too. That's a good plan. I think it's great.

But now Jake and Logan were on a podcast together. I think Logan's podcast and they want to fight each other. Jake and Logan come back. That's how this ends. I want to see you. You did say that. You said this is how this ends. From the very start, I and Logan. That's how this ends. I want to see. You did say that. That's the last one. From the very start, I told you that's how it ends. That's the last level. Jake and Logan. Jake and Logan. Yeah. And it beats all the numbers. Now Netflix released, I think this morning, that 106 million people watched Mike Tyson against Jake Ball. It's the

most watched boxing event of all time. Yeah. That's what Jake is. That's a, that's a genius plan. Say whatever you want. It was genius. It made sense. Jake did exactly what he should have done, not knock them out, but, um, I would like to see, I think that'd be a good challenge for, for Jake Paul.

I still like Rampage next while Ryan's doing his thing, Rampage. Rampage is a very big strong guy. Rampage versus Jake? Yeah. Come on big strong guy. Rampage versus Jake? Yeah. Come on. How old is Rampage though, 45? No, not that old, right?

Yeah. He's younger than me. No. He's a big boy though. Rampage older. No, you guys are just fucking jacking off Ryan Garcia versus Jake and then No, I think Ryan Garcia.

I make the same comparison. Jake Rampage. He's one year older than me. Or younger than me. It's just a speed issue. I think Ryan Garcia is a technical boxer, but I don't think the size comparison is fair. Ryan's tiny compared to Jake.

I know, that's why it's not fair to find Jake. Was he my height? He's pretty tall. No, he's not your height. Smaller than you. He is? He's small, but his skill set, like Brandon said, is so much better.

What do you think he walks around at? What weight? He's a thin kid, too. He's thin. He's small. But when you're using gloves in boxing, it's significant. It makes a big difference. He's a thin kid too. He's thin. He's small. But when you're using gloves in boxing, it's significant. It makes a big difference. He's small.

Because Jake is a sturdy dude. How much does Jake fall at? He's 220, 230. That's huge. I mean, Ryan's fought as low as one. Yeah. He's around 140. It's not like he's crazy weight cuts for him.

227. That's a small frame. That's a real small frame. But he's, I think he's five, isn't he 5'11"? No. He's not. I don't think so. We've had him in here. Okay.

Ryan Garcia last week and at 143. That's a Google 5'9". So he's probably 5'8". Well, you stood next to him. Yeah. So I'm taller? Yes. Wow.

Yeah, for sure. That's an issue. You're a bigger guy. Well, Gervonta Davis is way smaller. Yeah. It's not fair. Yeah, Gervonta is smaller. Damn. So yeah, he's not, that's a very, that's not a big guy. That'd be, that'd be fun to watch. I would still favor him over Jake. Me too. I think Jake has a tough time hitting

him. The combo so he could get off before he angles out would be wild. It would break you down. You got an eight round fight or a 12 round fight? It would be tough for Jake to hit him. 100%. You'd have to bully him. And Jake's going to get peppered up. He's going to get caught a lot. Yeah. That'd be a great fight. Yes. The weight difference is absurd. It is absurd, but with boxing in a way when you're that good and you've done this for

so long, it'd be hard to hit Ryan and Ryan doesn't get tired. Ryan wouldn't be worried at all. No. No. It'd be very tough for Jake to hit him. Yes. And Ryan could protect himself. And Ryan, let's say no weight cut in camp, let's say 160, Jake's two, let's say,

cause Jake got big for Tyson, let's say Jake's 200. 40 pound. No, Jake's 220. Well now, cause he got big for heavyweight. He won't stay at two. Oh really? No, he won't stay at two. Oh really, okay.

No, he literally put on weight for Tyson. That's a lot of weight to put on. Yeah, there's no drug testing, bud. Figure it out. Right? Right? Got it. I see.

How often a week are you training, Brian? Me? Yeah. You know, I mean, twice a week. Sometimes a week. OK, well, I mean. Sometimes once a week. You guys got into another tussle

before we started today. Yeah. With this guy? Well, it's because he was bullying Casey. He wasn't bullying. He was very mean to Casey. He was nice to Casey. He was very nice to Casey.

You got a little cocky with Casey. I did not get cocky with Casey. I did nothing to him. I didn't take him down. I did nothing. You were holding back. Yeah, you were. I was feeling him.

I was getting a feel for Casey. And I realized he doesn't wrestle. So there's no point in putting a Darce choke on him or taking him down. That's not very cool. No. It's lame. Then Bren was doing some like acrobatics.

And by the way, I actually appreciated his strength. I appreciated his athleticism. Oh yeah, Casey's a beast. I appreciated, like I was like, hmm, this guy's got good balance. He's strong. He doesn't know what he's doing, but he was doing shit mark That's a dumper on him too because they both grew up fucking rollerblading. Yeah, they used to that's how they got into cameras filming each other Yeah, and then Brendan decided

No, did he yeah so Nas it wouldn't matter how much I trained no, no, not with him. This is different There's not enough hours. There's not enough hours and I don't have... Even the best jiu-jitsu guy at my size, who does it his whole life, it ain't happening. He gets tapped right away. It's so fucking frustrating. Do you know that? No. Nobody knows that.

I know. Everybody thinks, well, no, that guy's really good. I've seen it with my own eyes. And it's like, you see these guys who are so good, they, they get caught up with a gorilla and it's a disaster. It's a fucking nightmare. Who could Brendan fight right now? Big guys. Big guys.

If Jake stays at 225, I could fight him. Oh my God. No. An MMA. A hundred percent. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. I mean, I like Jake, but I do it for the bag.

Yeah. Jake's, Jake, Jake, he'd have to train for it. He'd have to train for it. Oh Oh, yeah, I have to take it seriously. You know take it seriously cuz Jake Jake Jake will fucking punch in the face I'm quick and I am yeah and Jake But this old dog has some tricks. He's got some tricks He got some tricks and some tricks he'd Jake would be it was have his hands full if you got a hold of Oh, yeah. Well, it's MMA he's fought.

If you got a hold of him, it'd be an issue. When he wrestled in high school. I love that argument. Now I'd say to you, don't stand and bang with him now, because he can catch you. Don't stand and bang with him. He can crack. So we're going to have to dive right at the old knees, gather him up, gather, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I make life-changing money. Yeah, I do this fucking guy won me fighting game bread bear

Knuckle MMA against Junior Santos or Derek Lewis. That's a terrible shit Yeah, yeah, but you were the one negotiating the deal a lot of money and you'll do it. Oh Jake Paul would be so much more money than that. I know and that's worth it But the money they're offering it's a lot of money. I could buy a lot of cool cars with that Baba It's a lot of money. I could buy a lot of cool cars with that Baba It's a lot of money Put it in a nice part. I'm just trying to sell this for lightning a cherry for lightning might I remind you? Yeah, all the goodies. It's all good less than 30,000 miles Okay, Whipple

Upgraded suspension brakes will would break training you would hate it. You'd hate probably hate the training. You know what I bet the first two weeks I'd be like, oh I'm back. This is great. And then week three, I'd say, fuck my life. Why am I doing this? Start getting like sore, tired, hit. But then just show me pictures of cars I can buy after this and I'd get super motivated. Yeah. I watched some of that bare knuckle.

By the way, you were great. Great job, by the way. I love it. That's a tough way to make a living. It is a tough way to make a living. Commentating? It's all right. No. you're commentating with grief. No, no, no, I was talking about the fighting.

Oh, okay, yeah, I thought you were talking about fighting. No, the commentating was great. My boy Dave. The bare knuckle stuff, hard to watch, I won't lie. It's a lot of cuts and a lot of, it's really tough. At what point does your hand just break? So boxing, your boxing sometimes. Their hands can break, here's the thing,

you'll be surprised though. Not a lot of cuts, a lot of knockouts. Cause guys So boxing, you're boxing sometimes. Their hands can break. Here's the thing, you'll be surprised though. Not a lot of cuts, a lot of knockouts. Because guys, yeah, a lot of that. You know why? You know why? Because almost everyone that fought, there's like one or two guys that never fought bare knuckle before. Majority of them have fought bare knuckle before.

So they got the distance down, so you get a ton of knockouts. That's so good. Brutal, dude. Yeah, because you know, you can hear it going in, in stuff that works in boxing, like like covering here, you know, that's not going to work. You know, you, you got to cover like that.

It's tough. I mean, there's so many considerations. No. And even your jab and check hooks don't work. It's like, bop, bop. No, the guys come in and just start. No, there, there's this guy, he fought in glory. He lost, he wasn't a world champion.

He lost in the championship. He's a 260 pound heavyweight and he jab this other Brazilian and just see his eye go, I'm like, I fuck, yeah. But you're talking about world-class striking. Oh my God. It's so fun though. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't want to be. Are these guys trained MMA fighters who just were like, you don't get in there unless you're trained. Oh, almost all of them, uh, previously fought in the UFC. Almost all of them, glory UFC. Got a lot of rounds under their belt. PFL, all of them. All of them have a. Extended. That's fucking scary, man.

It's scary. The main event fought previously four years ago in the UFC. They fought each other in the UFC. It scares me. Just the idea. It's scary, man. It's scary. The main event fought previously four years ago in the UFC. They fought each other in the UFC. It scares me. Just the idea. It's scary, man. It's real fighting. I mean, it's like you, you, you're doing, you're hurting, you're cutting each other up.

You're, I didn't dig it. It's as real as bad, bad knockouts. That it's great though. Yeah. If you want finishes like that's it, man. That's it. It was so fun to watch. I love it.

When it was over, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, why? I think like anything else, people would get better and better at protecting themselves, figuring it out. You know, but you- Like my argument on the broadcast was like it's bare-knuckle MMA. It's not bare-knuckle boxing. Use your grappling.

Like when the two Brazilians were, you know, they both have kickboxing backgrounds and glory. And the one kid was a world champion from Brazil, but they're just trading these shots and like, shoot though, but shoot. But then they don't, they don't want to. It's that macho shit. I'm going to knock it out. They also want to be the highlight cause they want to get to the title. So they'll knock each other out. But I'm like, but shoot. Yeah. That's not the Maurice Green I I know of course that is what

Are you talking about the track guy? No, I'm talking about Maurice from USA. Yes, that's him Course John Jones camp wait Maurice green the real crochet guy, huh? The crochet boss great guy But I mean there's no person who fought Wait, you know, I think you're thought Yes, no, you're thinking of Marie Smith. Yeah, way off. But Maurice Green is in John Jones' camp. He's John Jones' main training partner. But he also fought in the UFC, fought in PFL. Yeah, he's tough. He's fought like the who's who in the UFC. He got knocked out, or maybe knocked out Greg Hardy, I forget, but he fought Greg Hardy, he fought a bunch of guys And they fought Jay Sherman who also fought. He's a giant. He's a giant

He's six nine Brian Let me see him oh my fucking god he crocheted me a hat and in guilty did that's how he deals with the nerves for a Fight he crochets. He's called the crochet boss. It's a great hat. Just put that's him right there. Holy mother of God He's he's a stud man six seven yes six seven he's got a something thing but what's going on with his nose right? you talking about his eye gen? yeah yeah that's from fighting it's like a little little cross-eyed dude there's like a few UFC fighters that had cross-eyed nothing worse than the girl and And there's so many do this. She looks like Rob Schneider. When somebody has that, somebody has a stutter

and I like that. It endears me to them. It endears me. You know, um, um, what's his name? Uh, Curtis blades who has a stutter. I love him. I love the best. Yeah.

Have you ever met him? I've never met. I I've actually met him very briefly at high altitude. He's very smart. Very smart. Very good. His whole family, Chicago PD. Like he's a great guy. Yeah. Great guy. Great guy. The nicest guy too. I'm sure. Seems like it. Yeah. You know, he doesn't do a ton of interviews because of stutter. Yeah. But then he started coming out about it. Be like, I want, yeah, I don't have CD guys. I just have a stutter. Then he also was like, Oh, people like kids in school have stutters. Like don't be, don't be ashamed of it. That's awesome. There's nothing in do with a stutter. Right? It's a neurological thing. Yeah. No, I think, uh, I,

I knew one person that had stutters like really bad. And yeah, he fixed it somehow. Yeah. I knew a kid who had the worst stutter like Kid cuz also exhausting for the for the for the listener Right, you're like But it's a bummer for all the way around it's like my father-in-law. He can't hear Dude, I didn't realize such a big problem like care needs and stuff He finally got some hair Nate then they have AI in them which really helps But before that like my mother-in-law was so frustrated

Yeah, shake imagine saying everything fucking four times well my my the end of the day and like you feel bad for yeah My buddy was a big good-looking kid. He was in my martial arts studio and he he would There was that yeah, and I said to him one time cuz you know, I'm fucking mr. Positive I was like, yeah, but listen, man, you'll be fine or whatever. And he looked at me and he goes, hey, dude, it sucks. It sucks. Yeah, it sucks, man. And he was just honest about it.

He goes, when I'm trying to talk to girls or whatever, it sucks. It sucks. Made me want to cry right there in front of him. I feel like crying right now. Yeah, so it says right there, it can't be cured, but it can be treated and managed. Feel-B-Down syndrome. I front of him. I feel like crying right now. Yeah, so it says right there, it can't be cured, but it can be treated and managed.

The OB Down syndrome. I don't... Those are his words, the OB Down syndrome. He's so funny. I don't know if that's true. That dude is so unique, man. He just says shit that makes me laugh so hard. Here's what's cool.

This is how you know the boys are back. Him and David Spade wrote a comedy together, a comedy series, and it's getting the green light. I have no doubt. Him and David Spade wrote a comedy together a comedy series and it's getting it's getting the green light I know David Spade They're boys and they're two of the funniest guys on the fucking planet and they come out with their own fucking show amazing I'm not sure what network it's on it. You can see I saw that it was on variety I think it is opposed on variety good good for you and David Spade. Yeah, love it. I love David, but the boys are back There it is. Oh, it's super soon. Buddy comedy bus boys. The boys are back. Self-financing with production set to be in early next year. Awesome. Theo's just going to be the biggest thing, man. It's

like he's already, yeah, he already has He's not but he's not even where his star is supposed to land yet. Yeah Like his podcast massive. Yeah, like sometimes it beats Rogan. His podcast is massive. Amazing like it's His star so bright so proud of him Yeah, man, that was that was we knew that back when we were doing that show in Austin. Fucking Ray Charles. I mean, in Arizona.

Yeah, he's so talented. Hilarious. Ray's the best. Another one of your buddies, friend of the show, Jelly Roll just announced his next tour. With Post Malone, right? Post Malone. Amazing.

We love it. I love it. I hear he's such a nice guy, Post Malone. You know, he's an ex- emo kid he you tried out to be in guitar off of guitar hero Yeah, listen to story he was just playing it all the time that's how I learned and you know He's really being the f100s which I'm obsessed with Ford Excursions right now f100s and c10s. I was watching them. 68 C10s, take my fucking money.

This is a documentary on Elvis, and you see him when he was younger. I saw, bro, can we give his manager, the general a little, or the governor, is it the governor? It was the colonel. The colonel, can we give the colonel a little respect? Tom Parker, I think, yeah. Like, my whole narrow, everyone wants to hate on the colonel.

First of all, in the height of his fame He had sent to the war the colonel and you did time. Yeah, you did two years Yeah, I mean he had no you had a kushkia. Yeah, but you were still out there. He wasn't that's all another story But either way he couldn't perform. He's across seas, right? He's in France That's where he made his life record a bunch of songs. He made him pre record a hundred songs So even though he's in fucking France state serving our country He had so many number one hits that's the Colonel Colonel was the first one to create merch Specifically for Elvis although the merch would have everybody's name on it. He made Elvis faces fucking buttons all sorts of shit

Yeah, the things he did for him and then also when he'd make a movie whether it's terrible or whatever They force him make movies. He'd always make a song with the movie. So when the movie came out, the movie might bomb, but the song would be number one. So the deal was he makes movie, he makes a song with the movie and sings it in the movie. He did 500 of those genius just from the movie, which Elvis hated. He never had to work ever again. And it was like the, but the Colonel took advantage of him. I'm like, okay. The things he did for that guy is wild. Well, the Colonel was a businessman, very shrewd businessman, a creative businessman.

That's what you need. The question is sometimes, did you over saturate your image with movies? Yes. There's always risk. There's always this. But you're set for life. Yeah, that's right. And he hated it.

And he said, he goes, if I would have known going into it, they could have paid me all the money in the world, I wouldn't have done it. Because he couldn't write his own creative song. Yeah, he got- He also wasn't a writer. He wasn't a writer.

I know the guys, the guy like Hound Dog, Don't Be Cruel, those were written by other writers. But he says that. No, he goes, he goes- Great singer. He goes, I was always jealous of the guys that could just sit down and write their songs. He goes, because I can't write, so one thing I can't do he felt bad

I could he perform and God could he sing dude his come back could hit that comeback Fuck how great was that leather suit? But how great is it they saw him in the band playing the back like this what we need to air and the colonel's like Nope, and they're like just please will you let's try it and so they just have him in his band sitting around playing on Air dude gives me chills. It was so fucking good. Cause he was so nervous. Cause he was finally able to be himself.

Cause they had him playing like, doing acting and like fucking improv. And he's like, I just want to sit down and play music. So they finally let him do his thing. It's like the biggest ratings ever. Ever. He was incredible. He was the man.

I mean, when you see him when he was younger too. And that voice, that voice. Hey, and all about a ha. So tough. I mean, when you see him when he was younger too. And that voice, that voice. Hey, I'm not a motor. You're up in black churches. Yep, yep, watching. And black people were like, he's doing, he's, but he's. He's doing blues. Yeah.

Yeah, gospel. But damn. Da-da-da-damn. Yeah, Lex is my Colonel, but isn't gonna steal from me. That's why I told Lex. I mean, what he did technically wasn't stealing. He just signed a bad deal. Yeah. You signed away 50% of everything like that's on you. You know what? It's a big 50% because Elvis made a fortune. It's a huge 50%. But he wouldn't have made that if the Colonel didn't have the vision.

But Elvis had more people on the payroll than the Colonel did. Maybe but Elvis, well, Elvis was not a businessman and Elvis was always gonna end up broke. Nobody put the drugs into Elvis's body. Nobody did that to Elvis. Elvis had his own demons and, you know, how old was he when he died? 47. Damn. Or 42, sorry, 42. Fuck.

42. What? Brendan's brain is full of such knowledge. He's either 42 or 47. Think about how young that is. He might have, I have 47. That's your age. 42, there you go, 42.

Oh my God. Oh my God. And he looks just like me right there in the big picture singing. What a bummer. That's my god. Oh my god. And he looks just like me right there in the big picture singing. What a bummer. That's my face. Look at how swollen his face was. That was me when I was drinking last year.

What is he doing? He's doing all kinds of drugs. Name a drug, Bubba. He loved them. Damn. That's me as Elvis. Damn, bro. We both got stung by a bunch of bees.

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Incredible, at 42, that's an old 42. That's your age. I mean, I'm not 42, but yeah. How old are you? I'm 41. I thought you were 42. Nope, got to March, baby. How old are you? I'm 41. I thought you were 42. Nope, got till March, baby.

He died the same year I was born, 1977. Damn, you were born in the 70s, Chin. Yeah, I know. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. You look good, dude. Thanks, bro. You look great.

Thank you. You're welcome. What do we got for current events? So we have some, but I have a quick home. What do we got for current events? So we have some, but I have a quick question. Have you guys noticed there are a ton more cyber trucks since the election ended? I do see a lot of them now.

I see a lot of them. Is it just me? I think I hate, I have such disgust for them, I can't see them. That's really hard for you, huh? I hate them. Look at that group right there. Don't get me started why I hate them.

They made Bobby Kennedy take a couple of, Robert Kennedy take a couple of bites. I can't see him. That's really hard for you, huh? I hate him. Look at that group right there. Don't get me started. Why? He made Bobby Kennedy take a couple of, Robert Kennedy take a couple of bites. So after what he said, yeah. Well, yeah, he's saying it's okay to indulge in me now and then. No, no, no. This, so this article is purely about Elon Musk

and this went viral, like big time viral. So if you take a look here, look at Elon Musk's fries. He's ketchuping. You put ketchup in them? Yes, in the front though. So you're gonna get your fingers all messed up with ketchup. So it was just funny that he's autistic. That'd be what I do.

He's really? I do that too though. Yeah, big time. But still, that's like what I did when I was a kid too. Yeah, me too. That's what I do right now. Dude, my kids don't do it. My kids, nothing can be touching.

They got it from my Uncle Jay. Oh touching. They got it from my Uncle J. Oh, yeah. They got it from their Uncle J. Nothing can be touching. Your Uncle J is that way. Oh, my. It's so annoying. Yeah.

I like to mix it all up. Dude, you get wild. My kids, nothing can be touching. Do they have sensory things, too? Like, do they not like to grab Cheetos puffs? No, I hate it. Do you guys think that when their hands are wet? Yeah, I bet.

Do you think that picture should be more diverse, though? I feel like it's just nothing but straight white males. I mean, whoever best for the job right R.F.K. couldn't get tanner yeah I was gonna say his skin looks like a fish right yeah the blue box his skin looks uh those are lit I love those two I used to as a kid I love them they're awesome yeah if you're gonna eat the bullshit might as well get the best taste and bullshit Chicken nuggets, I think they're better than chick-fil-a and I know that's yeah Hey, so here's why else I despise not only Teslas and electric cars, but also John Deere so you got to realize so what John Deere did is basically what electric cars are doing

So when you're so when your Tesla has an issue What mechanic you take it to? Tesla. Take Tesla, like engineer, right? So there's no longer working on the car. That, the blue color, it's all computer. So all of them are out of, they're gone. They're deceased if we keep going electric.

That whole field, which is billions of dollars, is gone. All that's gone. That's what innovation does. Sure. So with John Deere, John Deere Billion Dollar Business, you know what John Deere does? For the farmers, right, everyone knows John Deere, they're great, right? For the farmers, they've updated, nothing's mechanical anymore. It's all computer.

Everything's computerized. So back in the day when you had a John Deere equipment, the farmers, oh, I got a problem, they fix it. And then they get back to work, because their farmers' time is money. Now, John Deere set it up where they can't work on them. It's literally impossible to work on them. This is a common story when you take economics, right?

So the most- Yes, and this is what the Unibomber was saying. Yeah, but the most common example was horse, people who made buggy whips. When the internal combustion engine came along and horse and buggy would been steamed before, went out of, went out of bit. Well, no, but the internal combustion engine was what was the Ford was, was, was cars.

Um, buggy whips, people who made buggy whips went out of business. Let's take the iPhone before the iPhone. You had flip cameras, right? You had GPS., you had GPS, you had all kinds of stuff. Calculators. And there's a certain amount of, yeah, calculators, and there's a form of creative destruction

that goes into when you put all of them under one thing. And all those companies went out of business. So typically, what they always say is that innovation is destructive but also creative. So what happens is, if you look historically, yes it destroys one business, and it also gives birth to a new business. And one thing you can never wanna do

is technology is always gonna win. You can postpone it for a while and create productionist measures, but you'll always lose that battle. As technology grows, it's just the way it is. It just is. Agree, but here's the issue. So with cell phone, you could carry a camera if you didn't like the cell phone on you or you if you don't

Like your camera on your iPhone, right? Sure. Now, what if new some made it illegal? Well, that's right. I mean that that's that's the issue. That's the issue when you start making I despise them I don't like what they represent. I like who drives them. I like the culture surrounded by them. I don't like the technology I don't like any of it. So you're gonna force me by 20. I think a lot of people are always gonna be you I think that you'll always have a marketplace. That's my business. Yeah, you'll always have a marketplace 100% for Gearheads who love to work on cars who like the sound and who like an engine now, you're right When a government comes along says those are illegal. Yeah. Now we have a problem. Or you have to stop selling them. Yeah, I

got a problem. Or they put in regulations that make it impossible to get supercharges and certain things. And they will do that. And they do that. They're doing that now? And that's, yeah. And that's, that's. That's my issue. That's the big, that's when you got my attention. You, by the way, I wouldn't worry about it. I, I think you will find a very strong movement to keep certain things in car culture in place. I hope you're right. It's about as American as it gets. If you think you're alone and how you feel, I got- I know I'm not alone.

Oh, no, no, you're not just not alone. There's a lot of money and a lot of people- But the majority, have you seen the sales of, I mean, it's atrocious. Yes. Now, as- Now, Tesla's the number one selling car in America. Now, as there are breakthroughs in material sciences. It's also the most lethal car. Well, as there are breakthroughs in material sciences, and you no longer have to get cobalt and nickel and all those things for your batteries,

you're going to have everything's going to be electric because it's just going to be cheaper, faster, and for 1,000 reasons, cleaner. It'll come with its own problems, but it's just the future. But that faster, and for a thousand reasons, cleaner. It'll come with its own problems, but it's just the future. But that doesn't mean... I'll be long gone before those days. Yeah, well, it happens pretty quickly. No, no, no. Not in 40 years. Probably. It won't be all that long before 40.

Probably not. No, I'll be gone. That's why it's on the gearheads to pass it down to their kids. You plan on dying at 81? Oh yeah. Oh dude, one block if I get 80. But my kids fucking hate electric. That's cause of me? Yeah, cause you've sat them down. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

If you drove by in your car, like when we see a Tesla truck, Tiger and Bison must go boo every time. So if Uncle Brian comes over, they will boo him. especially in my little tiger refused a ride home from practice when they tried to put them in a Tesla. My daughter, my daughter drove for me to get there. My daughter drove for the first time with me.

She's got a permit. How old is she? 1616. And it was like the first time we're running me and I was like that and she got she'd never driven a Tesla and she got a sense of how fast it is. And she was like, Hey, and I was like, take it easy. She goes, when you get your first car? I said, my father bought me a Honda Civic at 16.

She goes, well, there you go. And it was 16. It was 16. It was manual. It was manual. Yeah. And I was like, and I was like, I drove a manual for most of them. Think about teaching a kid manual right now.

You can barely get them in cars. My first three cars were manual. Of course, because you're a fucking man. And my daughter basically was like, she was like, I mean, a little something for the kid. And I said, no. What car would you buy your daughter? I'd buy her something safe. What's safe? Probably a Tesla. But I don't want to buy my 16 year old daughter a very expensive car.

My daughter will get a... But let's talk about safe. So when you say Tesla, you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe.

And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. And you're talking about a car that's safe. safe probably a Tesla but I don't want to buy my 16 year old daughter a very expensive car well I don't get a but let's talk about safe so when you say

Tesla yeah a to me lights fast right so super fast be they have the worst crash rating they're most dangerous car on the road as well what do you mean the fatality rate is the highest in Tesla yeah cuz it's so fast bubba and they're so heavy I think they're very safe cars though. Sure bring it up chin Just read this article really Whoa, this is higher than other brands like here whoa, the national average is 2.8 and Whoa, the national average is 2.8 and

Tesla's 5.6. It's almost double the national average. It's like I know my shit Wait, I just died at 42. Just horrible bullshit knowledge. Whoa, Tesla has the highest bail accident. Whoa That's crazy. But no, but all parents assume I'm just gonna get Tesla kid tested, like, okay. Someone's dangerous car you can put your kid in. So then what would be a good car for her? Hummer. Hummer. Well, so an SUV of some kind?

Yes. Not a sedan? You could, there's certain sedans. I had a, my first one was like a mini SUV. I had a Honda CR-V, and I liked it. She's a safe sensible driver. Yeah, it's safe. Is she short? No, short? No five eight see like I needed to see so here's my problem with getting your daughter Tesla a the the the fatal accident rate is the highest I was gonna go fast be the live the the liability

They're not reliable. Well, here's you know for a 16 year old you need reliable and safe. That's not a Tesla It's just not now the kids like, because there's a screens in them and they're white and cool. Toyo's last forever. They're great. Yeah. Something like that.

Volvo. Sure. No, you give me a budget, dude. I'll figure it out for him. That might be actually a diesel Cayenne be sick. They're cheap. I can't get my daughter a Porsche.

I will not give my 16 year old something really expensive. I'm not doing it, but that'd be cheaper than a Tesla. Yeah. I would get, uh, I'd get her something. We could bulletproof that diesel engine. I might get her a secondhand car that she has to be used. Yeah. You don't give a 16 year old a new car.

No, no. So that's what I do. We'll figure it out. And I'm not getting her one. But did you know that? Um, I did not new car. No. No. So that's what I do. I'll figure it out. And I'm not getting her one. But did you know that? I did not know that. That's amazing.

And I think part of it's also because I'm guilty of this. My car is a computer. So I have self-driving. It warns me. You get too comfortable. I don't care. But you're 50, mid-50s. You've been driving.

You know what to be aware of. A 16 year old, when it's too comfortable, then, yeah, so dangerous, and they're fast as fuck. People don't realize how dangerous it's so fucking fast. Driving, there's nothing more dangerous you can do with your child, buddy. There's nothing more dangerous. I wasn't a lot of driving since. Flying, going down to Mexico, wherever the fuck, going to Egypt, car is by far more

dangerous than anything you do. Yep. I agree. And challenge you to the grappling match, huh? All right, keep going. Okay, anyone do yours? Yeah, just a few more and then, but by the way, this reminds me of the conversation we had about the pit bulls versus,

That guy? Yeah, like your buddy there. Totally remind me of him right now for some reason Okay, so we know Darren till is gonna be boxing Tommy fury and this is from full mount MMA I can't put it on the actual video, but I'll play the sound But you guys see what I'm talking about here until it's scheduled a box Tommy fury on January great YouTube channel by the way They held their press conference full mounted MMA. They're great. Yeah, they're awesome Tommy sure is Tommy sure is a good look look at this is what people are talking about right now his body. Yeah

there until Hasn't been missing any meals He was one of the top you'll see fighters for a while but uh, yeah for a very short while He You know, he took he lost a lot of fights Yeah, I thought he was gonna be I thought he was gonna be a real contender and everyone thought that's why Brendan always says that they pushed him too fast. Is that what it was? Yes way too fast Let me see this. Okay, so this is Alex Pareda in Korea.

Oh yeah, I saw that. And they're sparring with a Korean dude and it is freaking hardcore. And this is from Kev, by the way. Alex Pareda has no problem keeping his gloves so low. What is it? He's just able to... He's that talented. Oh my God. I'll get his head and work.

He sees where it's coming. Yeah. No one boxes like this. It's getting caught. No one boxes like this. Here. Those face shots don't even affect him. Both of them, they're like, oh shit.

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Right? Like this. That's all you have to do. Okay? You don't have to make all those noises. Go ahead. She's so smart. It's just more and more of that.

Don't know how to do it. That's great. What? I'm just putting it in my mouth. See I'm trying. That's so smart. It's just more and more of that. Don't know how to do it. That's great. What? I'm just putting it in my mouth. See, I'm trying. That's so great. I'm trying. You just put it on the, you almost said, just put the tip. Just put the edge of the tube.

She's literally like, my lips are all big like this. I can't help it. See, my mouth is so wet and soft. So this is the Hawk Toa girl dancing. I'm rock hard. It was kind. Rock hard. I'm rock hard. It was kind of like sexy. I'm into it. Yeah, we all are.

I can't play the music, but look at how she dances. She's great. She's crushing it. She dances like a southern white girl. Her friends love her. That's not, she's literally dancing as Eddie Murphy says. She's dancing to the words, not the beat. She's making money though. That is she looks like she has... Guys, come on. She's great. Come on guys. I love her. She's great. I have nothing bad to say about her.

She's fantastic. Okay well I'm back so here are my current events. Lamar Odom has admitted that he's getting a custom sex doll made in the likeness of his ex-wife Chloe. Lamar's a freak, man. That's bona fide certified. Appreciate that. Right? He said, when y'all really think about it, like a doll, he said explaining how the purchase would be used

as a mental health wellness tool. But then you think about like mental health and how important that is, not just in today's time, but from the beginning of time. A sex doll that looks like your wife is about mental health. Well, she's your ex-wife. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

No, he's a lot. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Well, he even says. This overshare culture. You also died in the bunny ranch. I mean, it's a, do we? Yeah, this whole, yeah, that's true. Yes, he did.

Yes, legit, died. Yeah, this whole over yeah, that's true. Yes, he did. Yes, legit, die. Yeah, this whole oversharing about mental health, I don't give a fuck about your interior. Okay, but hold on. He admits, he says, it's sick, but I think we're all a little off and weird. Yeah, that's no problem. If you want to get a sex talk, I don't care about that. So him and Chloe don't verbally speak anymore. He says if he texts her, she'll reply, but they don't have any verbal communication.

Yeah, I guess he did a lot of cheating. I don't find them very interesting. I actually, with all due respect, do not care even a little bit about Lamar Odom and what he's up to or Khloe Kardashian. He's cream filling that bulb. I don't know who that guy is, but he's got to grow a beard fast. Okay, so you look like a bicyclist. That reminds me of the video that made me laugh gayest French cyclist I've ever seen in my life. Oh my god. Look at your dumb mustache your little lippy lips. I look like I'm dead I look like somebody took me and I had died and they put me up and look like a wax figure Yeah, I look like I made of wax

A little bit. Yeah, you look way worse. I probably do Better now what's with that? I made of wax this gonna sting a little bit. Yeah, you look way worse now. I probably do Flip hair what a disaster. Let's just let's just relive this for a little bit Oh, let's take a little break guys by the way If you like comedy Schomburg improv this Friday Saturday come see me and before that remember I'm gonna tell you right now You got to get a pre-workout for your bed game, for your dick game.

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order. What more do you want? Right? 20% off. Let's go. I'm giving this pub some joy mode. There you go. Peace. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, well that's a disaster. Oh Oh great it's in a great cock oh God, I don't know what I mean if you want that one Brian how this one I was gonna buy you Yeah, it looks like a cockable Yes So throw it in as a bonus well

Asher with cock ashes a great name Wow that one Boy, that one throws you for a loop Can we decide what size the dick This is a whole another genre I had no idea about either what if I sent that to your house I'd never be the same that's just too much Let's go back God I didn't see that Good eye Jim

Good eye sir I am outraged as well Dude they look so real Just a couple more minutes If anyone out there has signed my DMs Tell me what it's like Look at the far left That looks like a real girl dude

You start buying into it real girl. She's she's five five $1,900 Doesn't talk back This investment ever I mean God you'd feel like a real creep though, wouldn't you? Like apparently I am chin cook on that lower right the far bottom right one. I just this one. Yeah, is that a real? I mean Yeah, let's get all of them. Let's get a few

Let's get a few let's get the ones that kick for you though Let's get like a few and then one with the giant I don't know how we get started on oh homeboys married to the fucking anime character all right all right well this is good okay well now I know those things are hanging huh oh with mama cow do you want to press feed all the children 1900 bucks I mean, that's a lot of money. $1,900? Get the fuck out of here. I want a discount. She's got a three-year-old's face.

Look at the fucking face. That's an infant's face. She has some straight-up bombs on her. Jesus Christ, dude. Did you chew grass, too? Are you going to bomb Pearl Harbor? I mean howitzers. Fucking howitzers girl. That shit had me dying.

You got such a dainty face. You've got grandma howitzers. Literally. Get her out in a field. She belongs. I mean those are grazing tits. Dude those are stupid. That's stupid That's fun. Oh my god here was that I bet you that was 2018 six years ago. Yep. You're right. God do it this day in November to 2018 Bubba

Incredible I was doing Goldberg's so I had to have my head Hair, huh? Yeah, okay, okay,. I was doing a school comedy. Yeah. Okay. We've been doing a hot second, huh buddy? A hot second. Yeah, we had some fun times. So many good memories, yeah. We really did. You guys already touched on this, but Netflix is being sued over the streaming quality.

Who sued? What kind of cuck sued? So I want to know that too, but it's a class action lawsuit. Yeah, because they couldn't watch it. Ronald Blue Denton filed the class action lawsuit in Florida. I bet people raced to file that. That's the world we live in. Yeah. I don't know how you can get mad at like, I mean, your TV glitch.

110 million views? I don't know people that can handle that. I don't think Netflix realized how big it was. Yeah. It's a good problem. That's a champagne problem to have. Yes. Netflix, they bring it on. Yeah. They have all the money too. Okay, this one is just kind of funny. So this girl is telling a story about how she went on a date and it turned out to be really weird. So the first date she goes on with this guy, he's wearing a hat that says, show me that butthole. Let's start there. That's it doing? Yeah, I would run away. Right? She should be like,

show me that butthole. That's what it says. That's what the hat said. He sounds terrible. Not only did she say, she said, when he found out I was back in town, he asked me to dinner. And I thought, why the heck not? I could think of some reasons. Yes. Then he kept looking down at his wrist apparently and showing her his bracelet and then he brought a black light out and put the black light onto his wrist bracelet. You can scroll down here. Is there cum on it? It says, do you see what that is? That's my cum. On his bracelet? There is a company that he sends his stuff to

that makes his stuff into a bracelets or jewelry, if y'all ever want to get involved in that. Oh my God. Is business booming? He sounds. I don't know. He sounds in a lot of ways like the best slash worst. It's in Canada.

No, he's the worst. He sounds like the worst. He gets bros a bad name. Ugh, what an awful guy. Like you can get earrings, bracelets, like some men think this is like a sweet gift to give to the other. Jizzy jewelry. Yeah.

You suck. That guy sucks. Jizzy jewelry? Show me that butt hole. Like, hey, you're a fucking idiot. Where do you even buy that hat? Show me that butt hole. Did Jizzy jewelry make that?

You buy it at douchebag.com you bought a tool yeah just tools are us tool is that it's a great word for that you're like dude your custom jewellery she's sexy he sounds exhausting why would she go on the second date? she was strangely attracted to him because she's trying to figure him out she's kind of like god damn it he's such a mess what is it to him cuz she's trying to figure him out. She's kind of like god damn it. He's such a mess What is it about him? Yeah, she likes the the hurt. She probably had sex with him She probably is like, I'm you know what? I'd be one. I'm gonna go on limb here I bet she showed him her bottle. I think so too. And that's why the second date occurred. I agree with you

What's that but whole do and she went? Well, here you go There's something about a bit guys like that who are super bold like that. And she's like, you know, you're such a fucking train wreck. I got to get involved. Or sometimes girls are stupid like, oh, he's wild. Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you believe you had a hat said, show me your butt hole? Or maybe I can figure out what he's doing here.

Like, there's a curiosity. You're like, you're are you this crazy? And it's anyway. I don't. Yeah, I don't care. I just thought that was gross and weird that any guy would want to do that I'm glad you guys kind of agree. Yeah, okay Here's another one. So Kim Kardashian got her Tesla robot and there's a video of her playing rock-paper-scissors with it And it's just crazy to me

And she also did like a weird photo shoot with Tesla. Hi Can you do this I love you you. You know how to do that? Okay. What should we do? Go running. Let's go for a run. Do you know how to do? Oh, you are Hawaiian. I think the robots telling her to Trump dance. Oh, running again. Yeah, he's doing the Trump. Oh, you're that tall. I think you are. Oh, yeah, sure. You stay fit by running. That running move gets me every time. Yeah, that's the Trump dance. Yeah. He kept doing the Trump dance. And she plays rock paper scissors. that looks super boring

Does much I beat the shadow robot. Yeah, I did this is the first edition by the time around number 20 Terminator 2 is coming. Oh, dude We might be robots. We might be robots. We might already have been made This might be a simulation in a loop. We're just saying it's a little scary how we're getting there. This one the internet's like blasting over. So hey dude you put a ball cap on you. Come on I know John I love John but John you gotta shave your head. Like come on dude. Dave Pouillet came out and said you know I have cancer and you know most of the time the friend that like really is your best friend is like I'm gonna shave my head in solidarity.

Not John Stamos. He should have just not done anything. I know, John. Don't do anything. John. He's also known for his hair, but also don't do any, but then don't go over there.

But put a bald cap on. Send another guy to do it. Yeah, John's, that's so funny that John would do that. Let's see it. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure. Oh, it's my boy, Kevin KFC. One minute man, hall of fame inductee, John Stamos putting on a bald cap in solidarity for Dave Coulier losing his hair over his cancer treatment. Not only putting on the bald cap and taking this

picture, but putting up this Instagram post admitting he put on a bald cap. taking this picture but putting up this Instagram post admitting he put on a bald cap. It's pretty funny. Something like throwing on a bald cap and flexing some Photoshop skills to show some love and solidarity with my bro, David Coulier. The only thing I'll defend him on is he might be shooting something and continuity wise he can't shave his head. It's very possible that he's in the middle of the shoot.

So you don't go over there. Just don't do it. You don't do it. Or it's just funny, or he's going to put a ball cap on, whatever. You know what I mean? It could be that. He's joking around.

But it's just bad. It's ridiculous. It's a bad one. I don't know if you guys, did you guys touch on this already? No, but he should fight Jose Aldo. Yeah, Dominic Cruz is saying he wants one last fight. Jose Aldo. I mean, I've watched his Instagram.

This guy's constantly working out. Oh yeah. Constantly training. Oh man, yeah. He's been waiting for one last one, yeah? You think he's got one more in him? Yeah. Yeah.

If he says he's good to go, it's one of the best efforts. I watched your boy, I re-watched that John Jones, Rashad Evans fight. On YouTube? Yeah, man. Fuck did he. I mean, look, John got the best of him, but Rashad Evans was something else.

Very few people have done that well against John. Then what against John? Rashad did nothing. Yeah. Rashaad got eaten a lot. Yeah he got beat up. Did you see this? Atom mentality world. Who did that? Atom mentality world. Who's that? He does a bunch of stuff. Fuck yeah, Adam, god damn it. You didn't see this? I love Adam. That's great. Brian Watson.

Go back to his profile. That's pretty much me. What's the middle one? Oh, this was like the funniest thing. Remember? Hold on. All right. The last one.

This is from... I didn't like it. ... mentality underscore world. Serious question. If Raisin Bran has two scoops of raisins in each box box How many scoops of sugar are in Jordan Levitt's take? Jordan Levitt's the guy that slammed wet mat wyman and did the splits right after Do you remember Jordan love it yeah, he's like you'd do the splits he does like he does The way you form the question to is funny. Snow buddy. Oh, is this math right now?

Razor man has two scoops. Oh, it made my day, man. Thanks for that. I'm gonna follow out of mentality. I don't, I didn't even know. He's great. He's great. What's it called when girls like shake their booty?

Twerking? Yeah, so Jordan Levitt does twerking it after he wins fights too. That's hilarious. Yeah, I got two more. This video was insane to me. So it's a pickleball game and the opponent, I guess, is really upset when they lose. So look what he does.

Oh, he kicks guy in the face. Oh, this was crazy. Yeah. First of all, this dude was so obnoxious, though, about winning. It's like, oh, was he? Take he take it easy watch you knocked him out you gotta see that you gotta see the beginning of it though Come on! Let's go! Fuck yeah! What a dick. He bent over to pick up his...

He barely kicked him. Why do you need a kick now? Barely. He knocked him out. Look at these weapons. Wait, did he slap the paddle out of his hand? No, he's trying to pick it up and give it back to him. Yeah, but he slapped his hand originally. Although that's it. Went to shake it.

So accidentally. Yeah. The guy has an impulse control issue. Oh, fuck. He's still out. All the women getting involved. His friend got kicked in the face. He got kicked in the face.

Well don't be that enthusiastic dude. In a way it's like don't be that excited about the fact that you won. If that's your friend though wouldn't you just jump that dude after that? Maybe or you'd be like, or you'd be like, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck are you doing? No, I wouldn't. No, no, no.

No, you'd have to attack him. You can't kick my friend in the face. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And here's my last one, guys. In another cringey moment, Evander Holyfield has asked Mike Tyson,

do you want to fight the fans who really want it? God damn it. It's good money, good money. Fans don't want it. No, nobody wants it. Yeah. No, no. Like, he's saying the fans want it. I don't think it would be good money. It's good money, good money. Fans don't want it. No, nobody wants it. Yeah. Like, he's saying the fans want it. There's no money in that.

No, I'm saying, let me see if I can make some money on this idea, yeah. Yeah. That'd be a terrible idea. I don't think anybody wants to see this. They both need to just fucking stop. Enough's enough. Yeah, right?

And you've seen Evander's condition now, it's like. Stop. He would not be able to be sanctioned. I don't think. All right. Is that it? I'd rather watch Stephen Hawkins play paddle ball. Oh my God. That it? I think that's it. All right. We did it again, Brendan. We did it again. Where are you going to be, pal? I'm glad's it. We did it again, Brendan. We did it again. Where you gonna be, pal?

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