The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1045

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap their Thanksgiving celebrations, argue why Bryan doesn't want his daughter to drive the car of her choice (a convertible), discuss UFC 310 Alexandre Pantoja vs Kai Asakura and talk all of the team's first jobs, current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Good morning, Brendan Well it's afternoon I am liking the green, it's neon green, but I like it, seems to pop Am I too much with the war hat and the neon green? Well there's a lot of colors going on right now

A little matchy match A little matchy match, but sort of, yeah Green, green, red Yeah, a little matchy match I like how you matched your gray sweatshirt with your gray hair. Hey, dude. Come on, man. Listen. Just be cool. I'm cold. I'll tell you what I got. I got a cold that wouldn't go away. I'm fine now. It was over the weekend. Oh, dude, it was it started actually the weekend before. Who said that? They're like, you know, that's like, you'll say, like, no, I was never, yeah. I never admit it. But meanwhile, I was like, oh, I'm done. Guys never admitted to it. No, you know, I'll get over it in three days.

No, this will, we'll, we'll, we'll keep you going for two weeks. I think daddy had the old strand, the old, the original new, some strand. Nope. I didn't have COVID. I didn't have COVID. I don't know. No, cause my, my wife was sick. She got tested. She had did a home test, but you did it. No. And you know, listen, okay, if I do have COVID, then what does that mean? I mean, especially it's called the flu right now. Yeah. How was, how was Salt Lake city pal? It was fucking fantastic.

You know what's fun about Salt Lake city is yep. And Saturday first show was completely sold out and I brought my 13 year old and 16 year old, snuck them in the back with my wife, that was pretty cool. My parents were there. They liked it. That's fun, they bring all their friends. Right now my set is just fucking ripping.

Did you do clean stuff for them? It was all clean, but it's ripping. It's just, it's so dialed in. All right, are you still gonna shoot in January, bud? Yeah, January 11th, mother it's ripping. It's just, it's so dialed in. So good, good, good, good. Are you still gonna shoot in January, bud? Yeah, January 11th, mothership. Oh. Oh yeah, yeah. Mugube's this weekend, guys, in Timonium, Maryland.

That's B-town. Yeah. It's where the wire was built. Mugube's Joke House. Yeah. Mugube's is a nice club, though. It is. It's Timonium's outside of Baltimore.

Yeah. You know. Is that calling Schomburg, Chicago? Correct. I like it out there, though. I'm in Denver Comedy Works December 12, 13, 14. Oh, you know Mom and Nub coming. Uh-huh.

I'm probably Jay. I love it. I hope so. I hope so. Bring everybody. They will. I want them all coming. We need all free tickets.

Uh-huh. I'll get them for them. Thanksgiving was, I had Thanksgiving. Where were you at, your daddy's house? Yeah, I had my four children at my daddy's house and that was good. I spent all my time with my four kids, and watched my four kids play.

That to me is, I'm an old man now, I love that shit. Yep. You had turkey, just the normal spread? We had a normal spread. My mother makes a very special, special stuffing with acorns and sausage yeah I said it yeah I'm out I'm out no no no I don't like the sausage oh you don't like sausage I don't like sausage and stuffing when it's stuffed in the bird is it a stiff is it like a lot of sausage no no

you we've never met anybody who didn't crave it oh interesting we've never met anybody who didn't go back for like it it's the craziest. It's actually a recipe, I think that goes back to like the 1830s. Yeah, medieval times. Yeah. And it's crazy. Did you guys have cranberry sauce? We did have cranberry sauce. I like it. We also had, yeah. And I like candied sweet potatoes. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We do all that traditional shit. Mashed potatoes, yeah. You know, you and I have talked about the bird itself is a boring bird. It's a turkey.

It's a dumb bird. Once a year is more than enough for me. I'll smoke a turkey. I think smoking a turkey is a better idea. But overall, fuck off. It's all bullshit. Yeah, overall, fuck it. We need to switch up the holiday.

I'd like a big old rack, just some elk back strap would be nice. Yeah, you rich. I would do maybe like a prime rib or like a sirloin. Yeah. I like steak. Yep. You can't, they can't split. What'd you do? Sonnys? I went to a friend's house. We had a huge Thanksgiving. Your family didn't have Thanksgiving? No, not really. They were like, and- You guys don't celebrate it?

We do, but this year they were just, my mom was like, I don't want to do anything. But they're in America, you do our traditions. You know, Persian-American. Hey, you do our traditions. If you're gonna be here, you do our traditions, right? They went to a friend's house. You know what? I like the way you're thinking.

Yeah, man. I mean, you do our traditions. You came here. Hey, hey, where's the turkey? No, you don't come to our party and then complain about the balloon. Where's the turkey? What's all this?

No, you partake in the festivities. What's all this rice? Yes. Rice? What's all this? No, you partake in the festivities. It's all this rice. Yes. Rice. It's all this, what's all this mez doing out here? So you guys just don't believe me. Korma Sabsi. We do, they went to a friend's house

and I just was like, I'm not in the mood. I'd rather be in like comfy clothes and go to my dear friends who live up here and it was a blast. There about like eight dogs running around the house. Yeah. That's a lot. Just a lot of chaos and then a baby crying. Well, they caught friends Thanksgiving. I'm sure friends again Yeah, my thing is does anybody have a friend like there's always that one friend who's like hey, just reaching out

It's kind of on Thanksgiving. I'm like, I'm like, how you doing? You know, it's like, you know, I'm kind of laying low I'm just kind of alone Yeah, or no, they just want to be they just want you to know that they're alone somewhere They I went off, you know, I went on my own. I went I'm just I'm in Italy or wherever they are this year Just not you know, I decided to focus on myself Mississippi like what what do you do? You want me to say all The one that gets me is when you know everyone texts hey happy Thanksgiving

You know you get those texts. Not one friend. Did anybody text that? Well, oh I sent you the one. But I don't respond I me too, but I say I don't respond right? I sent you the one of I sent you Rogan and Eddie that text with the big tits And Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi with just giant tits. Said happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, handsome. She could look kind of sexy. Yeah, that's not real, but yeah. Yeah, but people get pissy if you don't respond.

Yeah. Like, sorry. You need better friends. Like, our friends know that we don't respect the Thanksgiving. Birthday, don't forget that. But Thanksgiving. I had some friends say I'm so thankful for our friendship. Christmas is a major deal.

That's nice. That's nice. Did you respond back? My boy Kevin Bay said that. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah. I gotta give him a hug. Yeah, he's the best. Anybody fight?

Any fights at Thanksgiving? Always a family squabble. Nothing? No. Boring. No, not at ours. Ours is super chill. Tiger, Basti doing their thing.

My mother has a habit of taking children and letting them know if they don't wear their seatbelt that the police will come and arrest their parents. I like that old school shit. They will get smashed to smithereens. And I'm like, can you not threaten my child with total destruction of his world? And also scare the shit out of him.

Can you not say that his world will come to a screeching halt in a fiery, bloody ball of destruction because he's not fucking putting his seatbelt on. He's having an old moment. When you're traveling with your kid. That's your mom saying, you leave the lights on, it's dangerous in the car, the cops pull you over. That's a myth.

Oh yeah. Now my son is what's called stubborn. And our plane was delayed four hours. Now that's a good time. From LA to Salt Lake City? That's right. From Salt Lake City to LA. Was daddy on Southwest? Daddy was on Delta. Okay. And daddy had a Delta lounge. Yeah. And my kid found other kids whose flights were delayed and they were running around and having a great time all good now the problem is Once it gets to be the witching hour and they're delirious and really tired They're tough to navigate and you want to put their shoes on and they're like I'm not putting my shoes on nightmare

But you have to and then it becomes huge a fight It's it's not I know it's tantrum at two and a half year old tantrum. The worst. And you ain't controlling. No, Bossy's the cutest, sweetest kid you will ever meet. If he's tired, he's Chucky. He's a nightmare. Yes. And like, whoa, you just need a nap, dude.

And he wakes up peachy happy. But if he's exhausted, like if you keep him up past like eight, he turns into a gremlin. My son starts just kicking and thrashing on the floor, screaming. It makes no sense. There's nothing he can do. And I'm holding him and thrashing on the floor, screaming. Makes no sense. There's nothing you can do. And I'm holding him and he's like, ah, like that as we were waiting to get off the plane. And I just look at everybody and go, sorry. And they go, hey, you're doing a great job.

They were all cool. Tiger, he didn't cuss at me, but the first time he's really cussed, like, just like, truly meant it. He had his last travel ball tournament, the Turkey Day Bash. They went to the championship, they got rings. He played good. The team did great, but they got second. They were winning the whole game. The last setting just kind of melted. And that is a good team. They beat them. And me and T get in the car and go, dude, that's a sweet rain.

He just looks over and I'm fucking sick of losing. Yeah. I get, I swear. And I get it. I get it, man. You went three and one this weekend. Take it easy Yeah, it's the first time he kind of went nuts like that. That's good It's just me and him. So it's all good, baby. It's just as a kid. It's all good. What if mom was in the car? I think when it comes to sport, she's good now if grandpa's there new new he'd be in some Do-do but with me it, I cuss as a kid. It's all good, man.

You don't wanna make it like a, ooh, you know, I was like, yeah, whatever. My 13-year-old and 16-year-old, they know they can't do it in front of other people. That's all it is. Don't cuss in front of other kid's parents. Don't cuss around your teachers. No one to use it.

Sports, fire away. My wife's grandmother is just an awesome, like just a real matriarch and funny and classy, but strict, like from a different generation. My son, my 13 year old son, he goes, Trish, do you want some coffee? I went, Hey, I'll take your life. You call her Mrs. Rady. You don't call her Trish or you'll die. Wait, was she the grandma? She's the grandma. She's the matriarch. That's tough for a kid. That's tough.

Call her Mima or call her... Does he know her well though? He doesn't, but you don't call an older... You don't call a woman who's 80 whatever. But is anyone calling him Miss... Yeah, yeah. We'll call her, but he's 13. He gets a little past it because that's tough.

Yeah, you got to just learn... If he was around her for a long time, then that's different. But just learn... You's 13. He gets a little past it, because it's tough. Yeah, you've got to just learn. If he was around her for a long time, then that's different. But just learn, you're 13. It is weird, the kids that call their parents by their first name. Oh. Who? Who does that? Oh, I've seen a few.

Oh, my daughter. Yeah, she does call him Brian. Oh, my daughter. No. Once, I was going to say father. Father, but mostly, hey Brian. I don't like that. Yeah, just because it's a whole thing.

Oh yeah, yeah, it's a whole thing. It's been going on a long time. Do you think she does it just to bug you? Yeah. You will? She wants a car. Good luck. Yeah, she comes to my show.

Because dad would buy you a car, Brian won't. That's what I'd say. Oh, weird. Dad would have bought you a car, But I'm not Dad, am I? I'm Brian. There you go. Well guess what? Brian ain't buying me a car.

There you go. Well it was great because she sends me, she's like, when did you get your first car? Sixteen. Well, she starts sending me. Cars? Like cars, and they're all like under ten grand. But they're BMW. Smart.

They're BMW convertibles. And I'm like, hey, sixteen year old, number one, no. Number two, you're definitely not driving a fucking convertible so you can have your blonde hair flowing. Some guy jumps in your car. It ain't happening. So, were you your mom? Some guy jumps in the car? I can't have a convertible. Why?

They feel dangerous. You're your mom, dude. Am I? Yes. Why? You approve of a convertible? You think a little roof is gonna do what? I mean there's some protection on the highway? A convertible? No. I mean I... I mean if you get an accident... It's all dangerous. It's all dangerous. No. The accident's front on from the side. See if convertibles, how much more dangerous are convertibles? By the way I'm'm with you, Brian. I would not. No.

Yeah, I would not allow a convertible. Look out for convertibles. Mm-hmm. So. You don't mind convertible? No, I mean, I'd be more wary of electric cars. You're just thinking about getting a Tesla. Way more dangerous.

No, I'm not getting a Tesla. Wait, like four-seater or two-seater convertible? It'd be a, I don't know. Whoa, hold on. Convertible cars are involved in six, a few accidents per miles driven with a lower driver of fatality rate of 11%. Weird. But if they flip though, I wonder if that's because whatever makes you guys feel

good to drive safer. Yeah, sure. What we got? I saw your boy, so your boy Nick Cage in a Ferrari. Let's take a little break. I want to make money watching fights. Brennan. I need help.

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and for additional terms, responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co slash mma. Nick Cage. Nick Cage, Nick, Nicholas Cage. Oh, don't call him Nick. And he was in a Ferrari, he was in a convertible Ferrari. A nice Ferrari? Yeah, convertible. a convertible Ferrari. Yeah, convertible. Our boy's back.

Yeah, just like, he's crushing it. He looks like his glasses are like, They're all crooked. He's awesome. Yeah, man. Yeah, I wouldn't be very, yeah. The problem is I'm a soft touch. I can be talked into buying my daughter a car very easily.

Well, under 10K is what they should have. It's not bad. No, that's what they should be. should under 10k a safe car. Yeah Yeah, yeah, this fit BMW is 50,000 miles on that's great. It's a three series. Yeah, they run forever Well, yeah, I mean if you get me a hard top for 300 I mean for under 10 grand with 50,000 miles BMW. That's a good car for well Usually hard tops are cheaper than the convertible. Yeah Well, you're bragging I would cheaper than the convertible. Are they? Yeah. What year, Brian? I'm worried about the convertible being.

Really? No. No, I don't like her being some crazy dude jumps in the car. It's something about girls in a convertible with the top down being like, let's go shopping. It's just, I don't vibe it either. I get it. You don't want the hot girl thing.

You don't want like the. Yeah, I get it, Brian. Cause she's, you know, she's really's rather beautiful and look and so are her friends and you know I mean look girls are gonna girl you know 16 year olds are gonna 16 year old and there's not much I can do yeah I mean we can find you a good one be for under 10 really yeah it have to be 2014 or under probably And that you otherwise you get high my high miles and you don't want that because this one at fifty four thousand miles That's great. Yeah. Yeah I'm with your daughter. They'll get that convertible girl get it from Brian

BMW series 15 great that's a 2017 though. Yeah You get the big difference, right difference right no I mean the some of the body styles change but you look at 215 chin there you go there's it's all different 215 90,000 that's kilometers so it's like 50,000 miles here's the question does she have to pay for it no no no she didn't have a job. No, no. You know, my daughter is so type A. She works so hard at everything. Like I don't have to worry about her. As long as she keeps her grades up. Her grades are straight A. Last thing with my dad, I had an old school Impala and if I dropped below a 3.0, he took my car. Okay. Yeah, but she's got, she's, so she plays

in orchestra, she plays the violin like really well. She plays tennis. She lost once this season. And then she get good grades too. Yeah. She gets, she never got a B. See, she gets straight A's and she, and she takes AP classes. So she takes, she takes math and shit on the, in the summer. She takes a full load. And then also like she also does she have a job? She didn't have a job, but she, she, because even if they do do it like I worked at Albertsons those janitor Albertsons and I would make after the union fees like

70 bucks a month or I'm sorry a week. Yeah, so my dad's also a lot of time that I'd rather her be I told my dad I was like I'll give you this for the insurance. He's like save your money Yeah, 70 bucks go to Applebee's or some shit. That's what I mean. Like boys. Like I, at 16, she's way more interested, like she works, she's building a skill. She lost fucking once this year in tennis. It's crazy. Varsity.

Played every school in the region. Like she's got that, she's a winner. Like she's just intense as shit. And she's like, now she wants to take tennis to another level. And you'd rather have a safe car than like being her friend She's like I fuck it and then she's driving around with some guys car who knows thank you you'd rather control that's my thing It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. She'll figure out she said that to me anyway. She's too many friends games the system, dude She goes she goes like this. She goes. I mean you can get him car or I can just rely on

Guys, I can rely on Randy's viper. Yep. She goes. You know what I'll have to do for that Viper ride? Hey, hey, hey. No, that's not what she said. No, I heard her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She called me out like, don't do that. No, no, no, no. I listen, Randy.

But she does use that. She'll be like, I guess I'll get in random guys' cars who are 16 and 17. You know, those good decisions. That's how it's gonna go. Get her to the BMW. That's how they, I'm easily manipulated. I'm easily manipulated.

Yeah, me and Jay help you find one. Easily. Around here, yeah. That'd be fun. I'm sorry, did you say your first job was a janitor? I was a janitor at Albertsons, yeah. Like mopping floors? Mopping, cleaning the bathroom.

I got fired because they wouldn't give me the Superball off, so I quit. And it was when the Broncos were in the Superball. And I kept getting in trouble, because they'd be like, hey, clean the bathroom. I'd be like, no doubt. And you know the five cents candy back in the day? I used to grab a handful of Twizzlers,

go in the bathroom, grab all the old truck and car magazines and just sit there for hours, reading the magazines and eating the candy. And then finally someone was like, where the fuck is that Brendan kid? Yeah, being a jammer. I had to pick was like, where the fuck is that Brendan kid? Yeah. Being a jam. I had to pick the cigarettes out of the fucking ashtray every morning. Had to be there at 5 a.m.

Sucked, man. What was your first job, Bry? McDonald's. No way! What station? I was in Connecticut and I worked right behind the counter taking orders. And actually, that's not true. I also made burgers.

Yep. Oh also made burgers. Yep. And that was the worst. And then my second job was selling ice cream out of a truck. Didn't make any money and all my ice cream melted. But listen. I feel like that's not for you. It was what it was bud. And then I worked construction. I took a whole summer and I dug, I tore down a house and I dug, I tore down a house and I dug a foundation and that took me all summer. And we would take the, we would break down the house

and put it, me and my buddy Jedmenoff would take, we'd break down the house. This is in the dog days of summer in DC. We'd load it onto a truck, drive it out to the Lawton landfill and the stench, you don't even know what stench is. And there was a prison right there called Lawton. And that's a weird story, but my friend was there at the time. So I used to be there and I could see the prison

where my friend was. And I would unload all this construction shit, all the material, and you're wearing a mask. It's so hot. And what I realized, you wake up at five in the morning, and there are two things I realized. Number one, people that work construction, you don't know how hard that shit is until you've done it.

You have no idea, and also I realized, I said I never want to do this. If this, I got to figure out a way so I don't do manual labor, because hard labor is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. And you know what you see also too is like, I meet these lifers, these dudes who are like masons,

this guy named Boo Jack, who was, and then there's other, like kind of a little guy. Yeah, they just were construction, they're construction workers. You wanna talk about strong? I'm not even a strong, I'm not a strong guy, but like I was a young guy, and you think you're stronger than you are and I never forgot we had to lift this stone

Slab me and my buddy my buddy like who's a weightlifter We were both on one end and this fucking dude who was not big by himself He just lifted up by himself and then this boo Jack guys black guy named boo Jack and he was a professional Mason I don't know. That's something I watched that dude pick shit up Where I was like how the man shit? Holy shit. Am I a pussy man shit? Yeah years of lifting heavy stuff like a whole different tendons are strong because we're used to carrying all that shit Yeah, it's scary right strong. That's how good because Jerry writes when he's a kid is there I always ask him how his hands are so strong You catch balls like that like no one else could huh his dad was a brick layer

And he was a brick there's dad would toss some bricks to put down so by one hand so he's constantly catching bricks So when they're footballs ago, give me this fucking thing That's why we had such good hands so interesting dad was a brick layer when and like here go here go and keep tossing And his dad obviously wasn't doing for football, but Jerry was just catching one hand His dad was a bricklayer and he'd be like, here, go, here, go, and keep tossing. Damn. His dad obviously wasn't doing it for football, but Jerry would just catch him with one hand. Shit. Because Louis Armstrong, considered the greatest trumpet player of all time, there was a... In New Orleans, bring up Louis Armstrong as a kid.

There was the coal truck, the coal truck. There was a Russian Jewish family that used to deliver coal to all the families to you know to burn stuff and This kid would sit they put him on the front of the coal truck and he would blow a bugle To let people know that the coal truck was there and that's how he started big lungs Yeah, and he was like that and by the time he was there and if you ever look at Louis Armstrong you look at pictures He's always got a blister on the top. He has a callus on his lip, a huge callus on his lip. From constantly blowing that? Yep, always.

His whole lip was callused. Like a thick callus. You're talking about one of the greatest, when you hear other trumpet players talk about Louis Armstrong, they say it sounds like God. What was your first job? I was a lifeguard at a little water park called Wild Rivers. Where's Wild Rivers at? It's in Irvine.

And I'll be honest with you, I should have never gotten that job. You can't swim? Well, I was a swimmer in high school, but I was 15 and I probably weighed about 98 pounds. You were a swimmer in high school? Yeah. You're tiny for a swimmer. I know. Did you do okay?

Yeah, I actually did really well. What was your stroke? I mean, we don't need to get into my times. Now what was your stroke? Oh, I did freestyle. But I was really bad when it came to team medleys because I was always the one screaming like, Martha, hurry up! Like, she was just so slow.

Yeah. She just drags down. Martha sounds slow. She sucked. She's a white girl. Martha's a slow name. Martha's not fast. Martha, I'll never forget her.

I don't want Martha Martha and Gus Martha Gus is not fast unless there's a casserole involved chin. What was your first gig? I'm trying to think like when you guys are talking about it, but like like the first time you ever got paid to do something Yeah, you even had a little tiny kid. No like is a job job Yeah, like you're for you. You applied for a job you I saw time life books kid. No. Like as a job job. Yeah. Like you applied for a job. You had an interview. I sold time life books over the phone. Holy shit, that was awful.

You had a lawnmower business. I did, you know, at swap meets, you just, they have to have like a structure. Love swap meets. A tarp, poles, all that stuff. Like a pop-up. Yeah, so we would have to, me and my friends would do that for 20 bucks to set it up

and then 20 bucks to break it down. But that was so, no, no, no. It was so much work that we had to do like a ton of them and we hated it. We dreaded it. Sounds like I paid good money though. 40, 40, no, wait, hold on. Was it 20 bucks? It might've been 20 bucks for the whole thing.

So it's 20 bucks to set up and then break down. But if you do a few of them, you're balling, but it's so much work. It made me realize at that point, I'm like, I need to learn like real skill sets and get the hell out of. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Yeah.

Yes. I know that. Yeah, man. That creates that desperation. Yeah, dude. I worked at a, uh, a warehouse as an OS operator. You know, it's like a, yeah, running the machines. It's basically like, you know, what are you?

It takes you all the way up so you can stock shelves. And I remember like, as soon as I clocked in, I'm going to do the same thing over and over for eight hours. And then I was just like, I'm dying. So I remember just like thinking of all these things I want to do, writing it down and all that stuff. So it's going to be tough with kids today because there's so many other ways to make money. Like then you make money off TikTok or OnlyFans. You know, you don't have to do something sexual or video games or Twitter.

Like there's so many ways to make money. Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be tough opening presents on YouTube. I'm just saying YouTube, but there's so many ways to make money now. So how many of them are going to like regular jobs? Like anything else you adjust, you figure it out. But it's not good, though. It's not good, though, is what what makes sense to me do the job that sucks to learn I don't want to do this or you do the job because it gives you a work ethic Yeah, like you're like and there's youtubers have crazy work ethics I'm just saying like if it's something that you have to do and you have a boss and you have you know Responsibility, you're not gonna get that being a gamer or you know a tick-tock kid, right? It's not good

It's just it's It's just different though. Just different. Yeah. But I mean, what she was saying, like it does, when you're doing those mundane jobs, even though some people actually love doing those things. Yeah. I didn't, I just remember thinking like,

I'm just wasting eight hours, what I could be, I could be doing so many other things. And then just motivating me to do like, you know. Do you know how many little shit kids fake drown just to get a girl to get in the water to get them out? Oh, that's from all the time. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh my god Like when kids would be like, oh, I can't help me. I'd literally wait a good five seconds And if they looked like they were in trouble, I would get in. Yeah, otherwise like I was like you're fine. Get up

Like i'm not doing this Stop fake drowning. Yeah, you're get out the same The same kid over and over. It's three feet, guy. You're six foot. It's like that show, Landman, it's my favorite show right now by Taylor Sheridan. Dude, I hear good things about that. It's so good. Is it?

But they have the oil rig guys, and someone constantly gets hurt on there. I'm like, and my wife was like, those oil rig guys, it's that dangerous? I'm like, I think so. Look it up, Chet. It's so dangerous. They get hurt all the time. It's one of the most dangerous. They die. so. Look it up. It's so dangerous. They get hurt all the time

It's one most dangerous, but they die but they make good they make like kind of a dork. Yeah So it's not age by the way. What's that about? He does a little bit working working on an oil rig About doing 70 Extremely dangerous to be a higher fatality rate compared to most other occupations Yeah falling explosions. But that says over 100 oil rig workers are killed annually. Wow. Yeah, super dangerous.

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They're all like kind of younger buff dudes oil rig like on on the high seas That shit is like really that's another level Yeah, that's like that deadliest catch like those those guys get paid, you get paid crazy money. It's obviously, you know, there's risk involved. Yeah. Those oil workers, man, gangsters. Yep. We'll see.

Leaks of flammable and toxic gases can be deadly if inhaled. What do you, what do you do? Are you, you're in in battle on a Saturday? Yeah. So you missed the UFC. This is the first weekend Tiger has no baseball. I don't know what to do. Wow.

We have no baseball. Yeah, I'm... You have UFC 310. I don't know how excited, I'm excited about this. I'm excited about one fight on this card maybe. Nah, you're a casual. You're low information individual. It's one of the best cards of the year. Okay, so let's go through it. It's stacked. Now hold on before

you go through it. There's no blockbuster fights except for the CodeMain event, but the entire card is good. Like from top to bottom, every fight's like an eight. There's no tens. Let's go through it. There's only seven and eights. So Pantoja, Pantoja. Asakura. Yup. Asakura was a champ at Ryzen Monster. It was his first fight in the UFC. Talented kid. Yeah. Knocked out R.S.F. Flyweight.

Monster. See what happens there. Yup. First fight. Shavkat, Ian Gary's interesting. Would you say Ian Gary's biggest challenge? Ian Gary's biggest challenge? Yeah.

Yeah. My question is who can beat Shavkat? I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know know if there's anybody can last 25 minutes and not get choked out by it So we see we see who shot cut really is here. Well, we'll see you I don't know if we learn much about shot. Cut here and a lot of we learn more about Ian Mishado Gary who I think's you know outside shot cut most talented and in Gary's number two, so we'll find out this is straight-up Contender no not toss up. It's your favorite Scott most talented and Ian Gary's number two. So we'll find out. This is straight up a contender. No, not toss up.

You're my favorite. Yes. But if anybody's going to beat him and if he does win, it's going to be a boring fight would be Ian Gary. Can you see, can I see Shavkat's record? Both undefeated, both never lost. Then the other thing is they used to train together. That's why, that's why Ian Gary took it on short notice.

He was supposed to fight next week against Buckley and was like, oh no, blog got hurt and he and Gary went I'll fight him and nobody wanted to fight him. So he's like I'll do it So my thing is since they train together does he know something we don't you know, I'm saying like maybe he knows he has certain success here there interesting It's gonna be and then shop got it kind of had a preseason Game to get ready for Ian Machado Gary because

he fought Wonderboy last. Which Wonderboy is a version of Ian Machado Gary with the takedown defense, keeping on the feet so we'll see. Yeah, I don't know if there's anybody who can last 25 minutes with Shavkat. Good fucking luck. He's so good, dude. Really? Yeah.

Go back to the cartoon. Seregon, Volkov, they fought before. That's a good fight. That's the more contender spot. Yeah. I'm going with Seregon on that. Everybody is. He's a big favorite. I like Volkov as a dog.

Bryce Mitchell, Krohn Gracie. So this season will be the greatest grappling match in the UFC in a long time, or some really bad stand-up for 15 minutes Yeah, similar to bow and yeah, and I are you surprised with all due respect that that's a main card and not a preliminary card Yeah, I think most salve and Al Joe should be in that spot because Chrome coming off losses right Mitchell coming off to losses And it has potential to be really boring.

If they decide to strike, it could be really boring. But my guess is, if Krone grabs ahold of Bryce, Bryce is in trouble there. Of course, everybody is. And that's the problem. So then you're going to get 15 minutes of Bryce Mitchell striking against Krone and Krone sits on his butt It's a problem. Hopefully they engage in the grapple like Bryce goes for takedown wrong cannot sit on his butt on this one That was a tough one

That's a big Nate's must-see TV. It's Do doho do ho-cho Korean superboy that that fight has find the night written all over it. That's great fight Donna Grey is Anthony Smith main event prelims great fight Luke is whatever he's supposed to fight Nate Coming off a win right now, right? Yes big one. I'm a little bit surprised. That's not in the manic main event Yeah, I know, you know those two for sure. Yeah I'm just so many fights could be main events on headscratcher for me. Yeah, the center Luke is supposed fight Nick Diaz

I don't know who's them by his He's the one that member of the rock bottom house He's like this guy. I was super poor. Yes. Yeah, that's him. Oh, wow. He's doing really well, too I feel like he hasn't fought in a while and am I wrong? October ice, okay Wow Yeah, he fought really really But I mean we forget it is yeah, yeah, but good for him I love that. I love that that guy's he's a monster. He's a tough fucking kid. Yeah, so yeah, yeah that fight. Yeah

Mosar and Aljo great fight that should be on the main card. Yeah, Randy Brown Brian battle great fight Brian battles a beast. Yeah from ultimate fighters been on a fucking tear. He's fun to watch then you got Chris Weidman Eric Anders on the main His last opponent pull out Same opponent yes, what was what was the deal? Is it Eric got food poisoning? Oh right day of right? All right, Michael Chiesa, Max Griffin great fight clay Guida chase Hooper great. Wow, I like we'd still do it He's the biggest dog on the card still doing it. He's the biggest dog on the card. He's still doing it, dude. That's what I'm saying. This card, I know

it doesn't have like Connor or fucking Mokhanovsky or Makachev, but from top to bottom quality card, it's great compared to UFC fucking the sphere. Suck me off, dude dude this thing's way better top the bottom pound for pound better card all good fights i can't wait for this can you talk to me about mob star undefeated it'd be a tough fight for al joe al joe wins that one though he's going sizzler yeah damn look at that that one though he's going sizzler yeah damn look at that he did the damn now he did beat Diego Lopez but that was Diego's first fight and short notice yeah but still Diego Lopez and beat Arnold Allen Diego Lopez is the new blood that's no joke in a decision yeah he's fucking really good a lot really good so that's impressive. Yeah. Most of us are going to be tough to beat.

That's a great fight. It's going to be a grapple. You know, it's not going to be a barn burger. It's a fight of the night too. I don't know what's fine. The night there's styles really aren't that, but it knows Brian's talking about the fight with, oh, he got five nights against Diego. Danny gay. He's beaten some fucking, he's a tough customer, dude. Tough fight for Aljo very tough fight him Yeah, no one wants to fight most are he really should be fighting for a title, but you know it is what it is Yeah tough tough column for Aljo, but I'll you know, I'll do a former champ dog hell yeah that weight class But yeah, you see that's 38 35

Yeah, they're fighting at a big soccer 45 45 45 okay yeah Wow good card though right when you break it down oh yeah I'll be watching mm-hmm mm-hmm what do you got you didn't see the um you were talking about how good the Russian guy Petr Yan looked. Are you talking about last time? What was it about him? He just looked awesome. What else you got, Chad?

Real quick, you mentioned, you always would ask me like, do you guys, what do you guys do for Thanksgiving as a Korean family? Oh, yeah? You don't remember? One thing he wanted to know was... Don't you guys do the turduckens? No, no, no, no. So here's the... That's a Korean. That's a Korean.

So basically it's kimchi. Yeah. And those pepper plates? Well, that garlic is... No, no. These are like really nice things. You'll just eat that garlic just like that? No, you eat it with all the stuff.

Is it pickled? It's pickled, yeah, which I love. Oh, yeah. There's peas. There's fart up in there. More kimchi there. A lot of peas. You better fart.

More kimchi. More kimchi. That's cock-a-doodle-doo. There's a lot of garlic in there. And then everything else is just like American style. Oh, yeah, I see some ham there. Yeah, there you go. I see a turkey back there, some stuffing.

There you go. And that's my dad's turkey. That looks good. What's that stuffing? Damn, that looks like a good turkey. He, some stuffing. There you go. And that's my dad's turkey. That looks good. What's that stuffing? Damn, that looks like a good turkey. He just, he does his thing. But dude, it's so delicious,

but he bought a freaking 26 pound turkey. And there's only four of us. So what? That looks fucking great. Turkey sandwiches for days. I don't know what's the putting it in the thing. I like how you're taking a picture and your mom's in the back taking a picture as well.

No, no, I videotaped her. That's my mom. That thing is stuffed. Oh, your mom's pretty. I don't get that. Are you really supposed to put this fucking in? Wait, who's the white boy. That's my mom. That thing is stuffed. Oh, your mom's pretty. I don't get that. Are you really supposed to put this in? Wait, who's the white boy?

Who's the big white boy? There's no white boy. That's my brother. That's his brother. No. This guy? This is his brother. Oh, I see.

In the, when passing, it looked like he was a big white guy. But he can grow, he can actually grow like facial hair, which I wish I could do. Which is rare for Asians, right? Yeah, I can't do it. He does it, yeah. He's a big feller. Big, big feller.

How big? Is he as tall as you? He's five, 10, 5'11". Okay, nice, but he's... But just, he's wide and thick. Wide. Wide and thick. Bless you, bride. Who's thick?

Who you are sick. No, I'm not, that's not sick. No, you're sick. That's allergies. It's all right. I just wanna know why, okay, you guys think the stuffing should go in the bird? Yes.

That's the best tasting one for me. That's where all the juice comes from. I like that. To me, that's the best tasting. Oh yeah, that's tradition. But then you mix it with the stuffing you make outside the bird too. Yeah, then what?

And then put gravy on it? Yeah, I love some gravy, a little cranberry sauce. Yeah, we can combine first. Cranberry salad. Yeah. You guys fucking with any pies this Thanksgiving? Yeah. I had a nice slice of apple pie.

Pumpkin pie, apple pie, we had some good apple pie. My mom can make a mean apple pie. Wow. Okay. Okay, so I got a couple for you guys today. So Jimmy Kimmel, well known for always having like different type of musical guests on. He had one of my favorite bands, Knocked Loose on.

Shout out to Knocked Loose, Kevin. And people went wild over it it saying that Jimmy Kimmel now owes everyone an apology because the music was so scary. I posted on my Instagram some mom was like, my little kid was crying because of the music. Jimmy Kimmel owes everybody an apology for going off the left wing deep end. Oh no, no, Jimmy Kimmel owes everybody apology for being a cut.

Okay. Okay. The biggest pussy in entertainment. What happened? But the point is how'd you go when, when Trump won, he started crying. Hey, post boy, you know, it's not going to affect your rich ass at all. He just sucks. No matter who wins, you're so rich.

Why do you give a fuck? And I don't think he was like, his sister's awesome, I know his sister a little bit, she's great, and I bet he was great too for a long time. He's best friends with M. Carolla, he was awesome. Yeah, he was great for a long time, and I don't know what the fuck happened to him. Used to do black faces, call him alone,

and now you want to shut, you know what, they must have something on him, and they're like, you better push the narrative. I don't know, maybe. But then when I saw him crying after Trump won, I went, oh no, he's actually a cock. Well, no, maybe you just get so rich and you get so comfortable and you're around one.

Out of touch? Yeah, you're out of touch. You just get out of touch. Like it's a bummer because he's the guy back in the day who was awesome. Like you liked him. He was co-host of the Man Show. Good family.

Again, you meet his sister, she's awesome. Comic, funny as shit. She's great. No, but it's true Yeah, like he comes from that. I think that Jersey Italian Irish family whatever fuck he is, but I don't know what I know Is they raised a pussy what else you got? Oh, let me see that video Yeah, the video. Yeah, I just want to know if he actually apologizes, which if he does I'm gonna be pretty pissy about Cuz there's ads on that one. I can just do this one. Obviously we have to cut this out.

Yeah, that's fine. Are they like heavy metal? Yes. This is a little heavy, I think, for Jimmy. But... The crowd seems to be going crazy. Or is that fake? The wait list for tickets was insane.

Yeah. She's dressed like a spooky ghost. It's this good old white, white, white people music. Yeah! Hey, uh, pause it for a second. Real quick, do we think they're talented? It's a specific kind of music. Is it talented, though, you think? It is talented, I'm gonna tell you why, because there's so many of those bands that that hardcore- I know, they made it. That hardcore scene, they made it. They had something that made it they had something that works that were go where people who are

fans of this go that I like them you know yeah that's how it is. Yeah being popular doesn't make you talented but like when I hear Screamo I'm like that's a talent it's not my thing but holy fuck when they're like yelling at the top of their lungs like for so long it's crazy. So my guess is if you wanted them to play a lot of other things. This is her shit. This is like my stuff. So what makes the like how's that different than anybody else yelling? So I mean these guys are really talented in that he can keep that same octave for that

long. It's a lot. It's hard. Him and like Kubla Khan like those guys can keep that range for that period of long. It's hard. Him and like Kubla Khan, like those guys can keep that range for that period of time. It's insane. Yeah, that makes sense. But also, it's energy. Here we go. Here we go.

Now, so I appreciate a little screaming, but then some salt, like have you heard Slipknot? Slipknot does it well. Yeah. They were on tour with Slipknot. Yeah, of course. It's going to be the same kind of, but they're, dude, of but they're dude They're instrumental the guitar and the drum. Yeah, they're great. Incredible. Yeah, I'll give him props for that alone But at the I don't know you and I were like, hi to me. I just saw someone yelling the mic Yeah, no, even the instrumental right? I'm not I don't have a good car. The guitar was sick They're trying to drop I can hear yeah, but the rest of it sounds like my son's yelling

Yeah, it also sounds like a little bit like One Note. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. No. Do the double bass drums like it's crazy. You're low information. Yeah, come on, Bri. Yeah. When it comes to this, you're super low information.

I've been around this for, I don't know, how many, since the 80s. I mean, when Cro-Max was doing it, when all those guys, Fugazi, Bad Brains. Are they just screaming? Are they yelling like that? Or can you hear the lyrics? Yeah, dude. Can you understand any hear the lyrics? Yeah, dude.

Can you understand any of the lyrics? No, no. This goes back to the 80s. This is Lemoors and this is Brooklyn, this is New York. I'm just on edgegate on it. So I just hear yelling. This is also by the way Scandinavia. A lot of the stuff started up there, right?

You know, there's got a lot of, there are a bunch of those. Isn't it big in Sweden? What is it, Rancid? Was Rancid this way? Sonaz? Rancid I think had a little more like, but that's like punk

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Go to tryjoymode.com slash fighter. Enter fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order. That's tryjoymode.com slash fighter for 20% off your first order. Boom. You can hear the lyrics, right? Yeah. That would scare me. This is scary, way scarier. Look at that audience. Energy. I'm on the edge, I don't know who I would be. I'm on the edge, I don't know who I would be. I'm on the edge, I don't know who I would be.

Young Rage, man, Young Rage. But it's like soulful. He keeps throwing out bands. You're talking about like Rage Against the Machine? No, I'm saying Young Rage. Oh, I thought you were saying Band Rage Againstage Against the Machine's a hell of a band. You know what I know? They went a little woke though, it sucks.

I really despise them. Because out of every band, they love to play this whole like, damn the man, our tickets shouldn't cost this much. Yeah, I know. Stop, but then why are your tickets $300? I know, because they're so popular. They're business. But they also like, Tom Morello went to Harvard Tom I you know Tom Morello is a complete intellectual and like a left-wing intellectual Harvard guy. They're fucking he's

Super smart, you know, those guys are like They yeah talented. Yeah, I feel like this episode of B with some butt head, but just older guys. I know no I mean, I'm not the guy I'm not not that audience, right? That's not my... I'm not throwing shit at all. I was like, is that a talent? I don't know it, because I don't... Your question is to be taken seriously. But they're so huge, so there's something there

without a doubt. It's just not for me. Well, why do some bands like that cut through? For me, I'm hearing noise, and if you play them with a bunch of other hardcore bands, I'm like, I can't really tell the difference. You know, it's not for you. Yeah. Well, it's like some of these YouTubers, you'll see I'm like,

what the fuck? How? And then you're like 50 million subscribers. Like somebody gives a fuck. Kids. Yeah. Somebody. It's a different energy. Sometimes you're just playing, you're reflective of an energy or a, an emotion that young people feel. So young people, a lot of young people don't know what to do with themselves or how to make sense of the world. Someone changing their pronouns, I listen to that. Whatever it is, they don't know how to make sense of the world.

They're all confused. There's a lot coming at them, yeah. I'm a guy, girl, screamo. You get to go there and just rage. And run into each other. It doesn't so matter what they're saying, it's just like, ah, you know. Yep, and run into each other.

Put on Age of quarrel chromags age of quarrel The chromags were one of the first to do it John Joseph like those guys who were covered in tattoos in the 80s, dude nobody was doing that shit and See those guys they were 13 14 15. They lived those kids were real street kids That's not 13 year old right there, but. No, at that age they were like 1920. They were real street kids. Harley and those guys, they really did grow up with nothing, nothing.

This is it? Yeah. It's taking too long, right? If you're hardcore. Hey, it's taking too long to get to the chorus? Watch, watch, watch. It's taking way too long, right? Watch.

Right, by now, by now, that's my time. Watch, watch, watch. It's taking way too long, right? Watch. Right? By now, by now, that's my time. That was back then though. See how it's like a gym. I can fuck some hairs. This is Metallica-ish. Yeah. These guys were before Metallica.

Way before. The Red Hot Chili Peppers were moshing in their fucking pit. Wow. Talk to the Red Hot chili pips about those guys these guys in bad brains this is the original New York shit they used to have crazy dude this is so Metallica super my lighting is before Metallica dude I don't know dude they must be 100% before if they're. They must be in this version. It was 100% before. If they're before, they must be in this version. This is 1980, dude. This is 1980. Metallica was in the 80s.

88. Yeah, 88. Metallica 87. Metallica was before that. They're all the same age. This is Metallica. They're all the same age. This is a version of Metallica.

All the same age. Metallica was before that. If they're 88, Metallica was before that. Metallica was not known back then. It wasn't as big. I'm telling you. These guys were their own thing. That's so close to it I had

no idea bring up who was first John Joseph singing man it's our boy that's my one of my oldest friends no joke is he still doing it fuck yeah he's every tough to do how old is your age he's 62 and still run triathlons look at look up look at what they look like 1980 to that to 1980. Years active, 1980. Look at that. Look at that shit. It was years active. You're talking about original shit, dude. 81 is still active.

Yeah. Harley, one of the guys that said Black Vogue. 81, exact same time. Isn't that crazy? Starving in L.A., Bay Bay. They were all contemporaries. One was in New York. One was in New York, the other was in L.A.

It was the kind of music coming out, right? It was in the Zeitgeist, the way Grunge was. But they were the group that had so much legitimacy in New York, because they were really kind of hard dudes. It was the first time you saw musicians who were muscular and they were covered in tattoos, and they, and John grew up literally on the streets, so did Harley. They were real street kids down in the Lower East Side

when it was fucking dangerous. Like, I don't know if I can say this about John, but John was a guy who would set up drug deals and rob drug dealers. Like, they were fucking street kids who had to do whatever they could do. I love me some Metallica. Love him, just love him.

I watched John, I'm gonna tell the story about John Jones who was the lead singer. I watched that dude, he had no money for rent. It was the winter time. I remember this so well. We were down in fucking the Lower East Side. He had no fucking money. There's a dude who was this homeless guy

and John gave him his last five bucks because John couldn't stand to see that guy on the fucking street. I saw real generosity, man. Anyway, I got too many stories about it. Not my place to tell you. That's cool, that's cool. Yeah, so anyway, those kids are,

they come from a long history that's been around a long time. Knocked loose. Right, it's been around a long time. They're crushing it. 35 years before. Who's the biggest band in that genre? Who's like the mainstream? I think right now bring me the horizon is probably the biggest. I mean, Ollie Sykes is the front man.

Who is? Bring me the horizon. And who's the front man? Ollie Sykes. Bring him up Jen. Let me see if I can ever see my keepers on him. Ollie? S-Y-K-E-S British? This is the guy everybody wants to be. I mean, he does stuff with Babymetal. He does stuff with Dubstep. He's insane. Really?

He had this thing against Coldplay for a minute. He went against Coldplay? Well, Coldplay stole his album cover. So he lost it and jumped on one of their tables at like a award show and like went crazy. He's a bad boy, huh? He's a handsome fucker. Hey, you don't get your girl that,

you don't get your daughter that car, that's who she's getting right for. That's, and I got no, and I'm not gonna win that fight. Am I? Dude, Ollie Sykes and MGK on stage. They look like brothers. I like Machine Gun Kelly. gun Kelly oh yeah whoa I think he's talented look at that that's a good that's a good group is that his tattoo

and not a shirt that's a shirt man Brennan you want to look like those guys so bad no no I don't uh-uh MGK MGK's like 6'8", 120 pounds. Yeah, he's very skinny. But tattoo-wise, do you want to get your body tattooed? Not like Travis, that's a lot. Uh, you know what, no. Uh-uh. No neck bangers. I don't want to be like them.

Do you want to grow that stuff? No, no, I still want a neck tattoo. I would like some chest pieces, but it's just too much. What about back? No, I can't see it, I don't care. So that kid is, what's his name? Ollie Sykes. Is he, is he that cause he's beautiful?

Cause he's like girls love him? No, his voice is insane and he's an incredible front man. Really? He will capture an audience. Looks like he's kind of jacked too. Kid looks like he's in shape. Oh man, I would not label him as jacked. You wouldn't?

I would. Uh oh, he's big here. What do you mean no? He's pretty jacked there what are you talking about she says the older picture though but they're like known universally selling out Japan he's selling out UK yeah this is who everyone wants to be right he's got just a great voice that's an interesting tattoo choice feather boy if I'm him I'm doing the exact same shit. Yeah, well. He has a song with a rapper, too. Like, he does it with everybody.

He blends with everybody. That's why he's so big, huh? It's probably cool, too. He probably gets along with people if he's doing that shit. Little Uzi, that's who it is, yeah. Smart kid. Yeah. What's his, where is he from?

England? Ollie Sykes. Damn. Yeah, Ollie, that's a very British name. I'd like to hear him now. Bring me the, so his, what is the group, it's called Bring Me the Horizon? It's kinda cool.

Bring me the horizon. Dude, this is, oh there you go, let me hear that. Can you feel my heart? That's gonna be a lot of editing. What about that one with 93 million views? Bring me the shadow Moses? No, no, no, no. This is gonna be too slow.

Go back to Sammy for me. I don't mind that, I just wanna hear his voice. Damn it. I like this better than the rest of the shit we heard. Just the boys in the blizzard baby. Now I'll be honest, it'd be tough for me to be in traffic and listen to that. Thank you. I'd be like oh my god. That's because you get to a certain age and it's simply, it's... I like that though. I'm. Thank you. I'd like oh my god because you get to a certain age and it's simply It's I like that though. I'm busy, but I can list that when I work out But I don't want to be in rush hour traffic on the 101 and he's like

Busy. Yeah, I just don't want to have my heads in other places. Yeah, I Get it that one I get. Yeah He's talented little bastard. Yep Let's do this one. So Jimmy Butler this year guys made 48.8 million dollars, right? This year alone. Jesus. And here's a video of him a little upset about how much gas costs.

Now hold on. Jimmy Butler is sorry? Basketball player. For the, let's see if he knows. I don't know. I don't give a fuck about basketball. I should, but I don't. Miami. Miami. follow. I don't give a fuck about basketball. I should but I don't Miami Miami. Yeah, Jimmy Butler. Very very good play. Can we put this out? $140,000

Please complete Rob Rory Man I'm trying to get some of this guy back So he's filling up his Bugatti real quick just so you know That Bugatti just do oil changes and change the tires is like $50,000 a year. What?

Yeah. Bugattis are insanely hard to maintenance. You can't take it to your local Bugatti dealer. No. There's only a few places and you usually have to fly it back over. 145 bucks though. My question is who's usually filling up his gas

that he doesn't know it costs this much? Well he's probably just saying this is, you know. Bad take though. He didn't come for money, right? So, still a lot. Yeah, but he's worth all the money. Sure. He's still like, fuck, that's expensive.

You can't if you have a Bugatti. You don't, you don't, you know, there's not. You don't, you don't. No, it's not the same. It's kind of him trying to relate to people maybe, but everyone's like, dude, you're not a Jeep Wrangler, you're a Bugatti. I like that, that's cheap,

cost me that much to fill up my regular car here in the UK. Yes, it does. Yeah, trucks cost that much, some of them. Yeah. That's wild, though. A Bugatti. I wanna see this one. Yeah, they're super expensive to maintain. Super expensive.

Okay, you guys talked about tantrums earlier with your little ones. Yeah, look at this one You saw this part? Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. She's too old to be acting like, she looks like she's about at least eight. Yeah, I would have to. What are you doing as a parent at this point? My kid would never act that way.

That starts at home. She probably, her parents probably said, I'm not talking to you. Her parents know that, she's doing this, this isn't the first time she's done it. At home I'm sure it's way worse. Cause she thinks that's acceptable. They said let her go? She may have real behavioral issues.

This may be a... Autism or something. Yeah, this might be something. She might just be a bad kid. She doesn't have the autism. Well, this is not, no, it's not bad. I've seen bad kids act out She might just be a bad kid. She doesn't have the autism. Well, it's not, no, it's not. I've seen bad kids act out. It's not a bad kid. No, it's older possible. I know. This is a kid who doesn't have control over themselves. The parents could just be loosey-goosey too at home, no discipline.

Yeah, but no, this is a child who might have real behavioral issues for other lot of reasons. Like, it's a whole, that's a complicated situation, let's put it that way. It's tough. Yeah, the people are like, where's their mom at? Oh damn. That doesn't look good. Look how many people are trying to intervene. Where's the mom at? That's that's an issue.

Not the Christmas cakes. Yeah, where the fuck's the mom? The mom just hands off during this. Oh, damn. See other people I don't do that to a little girl. Don't do what? Yeah. Don't do, hold up. Don't do what? I don't give a fuck what she has.

Don't do what? Tell her not to throw champagne bottles at innocent bystanders? Right. What fucking planet? Don't do that to a little girl. You don't know what she wants. What is everyone living? What world are you living in here where that's acceptable no matter what? You're going to deal with somebody saying that while you're trying to... The fuck you are.

Yeah, if you let them get away with it. Oh, she's just this... Get the fuck out of here. Well, I think... I don't know that you're allowed to physically restrain somebody, right? A child. Especially if it's not your kid. Nobody wants to be part of that.

If it's your mother, then you can. Yeah, if they're hurting themselves, you can, but I don't know if you can if they're breaking camera. No, that's on the mom. Like, that mom should be fucking... And where is the mom? Or dad? Probably... It's not on other people to... No, that's on the mom like that mom should be where is the mom? It's not another people by the way, where's the moms is it you know? Yeah, there you go That might be part of the problem. Well, they're the end which is the biggest problem stepping on and also I'm just leaving

I'd like oh my god, I would just I wouldn't be like, oh, let me fix this I'm like, oh fucking out of here. I'll go to another Ralph's up the street and get my fucking baloney. I wouldn't battle it out with this eight-year-old. That is a very destructive child. That's somebody who takes their anger out on, you know, they want to just destroy. That is a different kind of wiring. Yeah, she's lashing out.

You know, there was an article on whether or not children can be psychopaths. And there are sort of centers and places where those kids are so unmanageable they live there. I don't think that poor kid's a psychopath. No, I'm not saying that. I think she has terrible parents and that's her way of lashing out. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that there are kids that are beyond manageable. And they end up doing really crazy shit.

That's the minority, yeah. His mother said, she said, my son is a psychopath and I believe is going, is planning to kill my little, his little brother. Because his little brother did something and he's like, and she said, she got chills because she could hear the kid going, don't worry, don't worry John, I'll get you, I'll get you.

And they put him in that home. Hey, did you make this story up? No I didn't. In fact, there's a girl who ran the whole roost, right? So listen to this, she was nine or ten, right? Or whatever, right? So she ran the whole group of kids. And they were all problem kids.

Kids who'd done bad things, violent things, right? Wait, in a home or like a facility? Yeah, so let me give you an example. It's an awful story, but let me give you an example. Like one kid took a smaller kid, threw him in the water and watched him drown. Yeah. And said, I just want to see him drown. Yeah. Okay. So he had been done doing things with the pet, family pet. You get some real-

That's usually the sign, right? When you start hurting animals and there was a girl in there and She what they found out was they this one kid started doing some he did some crazy shit Like stab some kid in the back with a pencil or so now all of these kids nine ten Okay, yeah, so I like that and there was a girl who's maybe color She was by 11 and as they were dragging the kid out, the boy out, he was screaming her name. And what they found, dude, was that she was so good at manipulating all of them into doing her bidding.

And he did it for her. She was the queen bee of evil. And she was 11. And the fucking person who wrote it was like sociopaths are born and When when and and one of the things about sociopaths is they don't feel they literally don't so they're born that way So a lot of people think with serial killers like yo, there's a mommy issue a daddy issue Yeah, general they actually had good parents, correct? Correct. They're just born that way. And so what happens is when they can't feel,

like it becomes this weird void. They're trying to do anything to get a feeling. They'll do crazy shit to get a feeling, right? This you hear about serial killers that torture in the worst ways because they don't know what else to do, then they catch them and they have pins in their asshole and things like that.

Even they don't, it's fucking weird, man. So. Wanna sketch in? I got one more that's just a happy one. I love the National Dog Show, guys. I love it, I don't know if you guys do. And this year our winner is Vito the Pug. I'm not a big pug guy.

Me neither. Your best den show. Hold on. Is it second place? You know, I've always said this about those dog shows. I like the diversity. Come on! How do you decide?

He won? This is a subculture that's so awesome! You know, it's kind of like that screamo music. That pug looks like every fucking pug I've ever seen. Correct. Look at him! Got a dick on him. Okay. That's so funny.

Now you entered Donnie in that competition. Wait, we haven't mentioned the fact that Joe Biden pardoned his son. Full pardon. For anything he did or anything he could have done. I have no problem with this, you know why? He's a dad. He's a dad. I would hope he would.

Wouldn't you? I mean, you know. Hey, I can't stand the left, but damn. No, I am. I expect the dad to do that. Joe Biden, he's got his one son left. Also, he can't do any more harm. He's like, yeah, fuck everybody.

I lost part of my son. That's right. No, you can't mess with him. Well, he knew that the Trump administration, the new Justice Department would have been digging deep to find real crimes. Here's the thing about Joe Biden. I'm not a fan,. Here's the thing about Joe Biden. I'm not a fan But here's the thing about Joe Biden for about 30 years. He was the poorest senator on

In government, but he never made any money. Yeah, none. I'm sure he's making money other ways Well now would not really any age brother was and so now he does never sure he's fine But it's interesting because his son, you know was clearly using his father's office to course Yeah, he just like what? Upset me it's like that's a dad protecting his son Of course, you have the ability to prevent your son from running a prison. I do whatever it takes Well what they thought he was gonna do which was protocol Typically you let the justice and play out no way they sentence him and then he commutes the sentence

Yeah, that's what usually presidents do and if you look at the people that a lot of These guys a lot of presidents have essentially That a lot of the presidents who pardon they've done part of their sentence all of their sentence There's a lot of that. This was where he was like he goes He goes not only is he pardoned he's he's exonerated from anything they find going forward So don't even bother fucking I have no problem with this. I have a problem with it. I have no problem with it. Yeah, someone's a drug addict He's like every dad should go I get it whether you're on the far right middle, right? I do I get it

I can't you do whatever like also Bob. You gotta get some I'm like, yeah, but also hey He also lost two of his other kids. He lost his son. of course to brain cancer. He lost his daughter to a car crash Yeah, he's got one left, dude. You're gonna protect him and you're at the end of your life. Fuck. Hey, fuck all you guys That's what I'd be like. There's back nine and that motherfuckers on hole 18 You know what he did the curtain is coming. He's like home before before I leave don't touch my son, by the way How about this? So he pardons his son and he goes to Angola, which is East Africa or West Africa or the middle of Africa, wherever that is. See you guys. See you later. I'm going to Angola. I'm pardon him. I thought you said you were going to do that. I know. I'll see you later. I'm in Africa.

And he said he wasn't for the longest time. He's like, yeah, it changed my mind. Fuck off. I knew it was coming. It's my son. Hey, tight move. I don't have much time with my son. I'm not gonna have him in jail. Fuck you. I'm gonna die. I don't give a fuck if you like me or not sometimes you get so sick of people Oh, if I'm him I'm like you're all fucking crooks. Yeah, my son's a fucking weirdo. He's out. You're all crooks I'm out. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. I'm out. Yeah, that's what he did. Hey tight move, dude I'm with you on that. That it I'm with you. We got some more good I thought this was fascinating. Did you guys did any of you guys know that Tyler Perry flies RC planes dressed as a woman? No, but not, not just regular RC planes. These are insanely humongous.

Oh, this is what your boy, um, hold on the video here. You know, Cletus McFarland, he's like a very famous guy. Yeah. He's a big time, uh, automotive guy. Huge. So him and Tyler Perry are flying these two planes, McFarlane he's like a very famous yeah yeah big time automotive guy huge so him and Tyler Perry are flying these two planes but Tyler's is just look at this thing yes you could and you it would be perfectly fine I can't show anything because you can't play and that's a Cletus is the little b2 bomber and this is in front of his property by the way.

Cletus has the cooler setup. He's his own track. Look at this. This is insane. What's it powered by? Jet engine. Like mini jet engines. That's really cool.

Oh yeah, shoot that down. Yeah. That's also a, that's a hazard for other planes isn't it i guess there's a way to fly that in a building but i mean he's on his property so he's all good to go but i was just surprised to listen to it sounds like a real fucking plane that's really cool i get it that's fucking cool it has to be so expensive well i mean that's tyler par Billy he's landing it you dude I was looking at gifts for my kiddos for Christmas people are sending me I feel

they're called like RX XS cars our access but when I like access yes dude when I was kidding you know remote control cars whatever you can get it like f100s TRX is Raptors like go dope. They're badass. How big are they? They're lethal. Depends on how big you want them. But they're like this size, but the details. They're neutralized. The details, you can get F100s, dude. That's cool.

Gen 2, F150s. You know that was the case with trains, people would geek out on the like. Those are huge too, Brian. My brother was a train guy, I never dug it. Me neither. I used to put my hamsters in his train. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But fucking that shit, and fast cars. That's kind of kick-ass The trains get enormous too. But um, yeah anyway Go to those remote control cars where they call tracks axis. It's a whole world. I it's just wild, dude Like these guys look look at that RTR one like I want to get one for my boys shocks and shit yeah like legit shots that's how I learned about cars too but you actually know what kind of like how much weight of yeah you know oil for the shocks yeah all that stuff you started learning how to you know work on car I want to get one for T and Basti but they're fucking big I'm worried

they're gonna hit each other right they go fucking Gary. They go like yeah, those planes are very dangerous I mean, I'm not gonna claim. I'm not fucking Tyler Perry So look at that thing. There's electric and there's gas. Yeah, I've seen these before He doesn't always I was only problems that kid that kid doesn't know what he's doing and I can hit him But that's how they that's how they learn your mom. Dude. You're your mom. No, I would that's not doesn't look dangerous No, I was like look at that. Look at that Land Cruiser 300 bucks It's not bad not good And then like these

Desert ones. Yeah, you can switch. I have my son is so in my boy Matt sent me one I have one but the for a reason the controller doesn't hook up to it, but it's like the suspension is legit It's a Raptor by my son that my son, they're cool. You should look at those Yeah, they have drifting cars to you. I guess yeah, man. It's insane. I want to get them I'm when I was a kid. I always wanted the gas-powered one, but my dad was like nah, man Are they cool You get all sorts of cool ones old-school ones Are they cool?

You get all sorts of cool ones old school ones Okay, this is older but I thought this is fascinating juice this is a two hikers Though they were tagging it yeah, so they had like a tranquilizer dart and stuff Let me see Imagine you're hiking this happens There's so lucky the mountain lion. Oh You finally went downhill He's so lucky that thing is to leap and cut his throat This is too sad. Okay. This one's have you guys seen this one yet? No, it's about these Honduran special forces

Paratroopers, it says they get this it said if it's true, but it gets worse and worse the longer you watch So yeah, I'll explain more like a cricket game or something I wish I could play the music but I don't know what the stadium is for but they're in a stadium. So watch So this guy crashes into the bottom here Alright No, so this guy crashes into the bottom here Alright No, no, you're going too fast, he's all shit Here comes three and he's still got splashed without a doubt On the grass here, oh Oh, he's hitting the roof

He hit the roof. Oh No But he got the worst of it you later and this guy's good This guy's like here we go boys words, maybe there's a big win. There you go, Brian. Oh, so this guy here absolutely do There you go, bro. Oh, so this guy here absolutely do Hope nobody fucked up no no one's fucked up and then plus I guess this is only four out of like 40 Everyone else is good. But then apparently the winds got a little crazy. I like this person They should have just landed on the giant grassy area. Yeah, no shit They're trying that's hilarious, but it was like

Yeah, no shit They're trying that's hilarious, but it was like No, that's too sad. What is it? Hold on? Okay, so there was like a charity MMA event, I don't want to watch that guy die exactly So wait, I'll just tell you what happened. So there's a cherry charity MMA event. This guy's a father too. He's in his 30s He won the fight and just collapsed afterwards and yeah, that's way Hard attire has to be one of the first guys that pass way to him, but there's no this is a He's I mean professional. They're just doing for charity. Oh, no Yeah

That's why I don't want to bring like this shit down. I'll probably edit this out. Yeah Yeah I'll probably edit this out. Yeah. Yeah. What's weird is he's a personal trainer. So he's clearly in shape But maybe the stress of fighting and everything How about this have you guys seen this from nature is metal it's like a kid's birthday party So this outside someone's house With kids they got kids birthday party. Their antlers got stuck. These two deer are going after it. The way the kids talk to each other is like pretty cool.

I stabbed him in the neck. They're fighting. I know he's trying to kill him. Yes. Yes. Nightmares tonight. I might have to edit this out too. What gets it? Reckham. I have to edit this out too. Oh my gosh, he's fighting for his life! Oh my gosh! Make it! Woo!

What kid said wreck him? They're not even scared! Great! Why did that other one fight back? Because he can't really get in position. He can't get up. That's Khabib. Khabib's got him on the ropes.

The Khabib of Elks? Yeah, that's a fucking buck. That's a deer with sharp antlers. That's a deer with sharp at that's got a that's got a hurt He's getting why isn't anything piercing them probably is We'd see some blood right? Oh, yeah All right, I was fighting dude you're out near your out of the fucking house that ass He fell yeah Don't fall dude your car now work here

There's a loss one. I don't know if you guys seen this. I don't know where this is from but It's at a game and a kid like a hockey game and he's pointing that hockey What he got how he stuck it like a gun? The parents that's a no. They're like could you not do that? The parents said something to him, they're like, could you not do that? That's a little psycho. Oh, jeez. Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's a-

Someone said, wait, what? That's not good. And he's like, actually doing like- And he has a mullet? Yeah. And a mullet. Like, finally someone's like, what the fuck are you doing?

Hey, stop killing people, please. Stop pretending you're killing people, bud. Oh my God. Man, I thought I had some happier ones. Go ahead and lock that kid up, yeah? That's what I... Vito the Pug was the happy one. Yeah, that was.

Maybe we should just stick... I'll figure it out. It's good. Good day. But yeah, that's it. All right, that's it, kid. We can be, be. Baltimore.

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