The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1049

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk UFC Joaquin Buckley vs Colby Covington, Oleksandr Usyk vs.Tyson Fury 2, one of the NBA Jokic brothers going to Bryan's show, Travis Hunter winning the Heisman, Hannah Kobayashi being found alive and well in the US, NFL's Xavier Legette eating raccoons and much more! Huckberry - Be sure to go to https://huckberry.com/fighter so they know we sent you! You'll find some of their top products O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby What's up bro? How you doing buddy? I love my glasses on you These are your reading glasses? These are my reading glasses buddy

They only make things one times, one times bigger Dude they hurt my eye so bad Yeah you gotta do it with your reading Like Rogan has to use, oh they say Iron Man on them Yeah I'm say Iron Man on Hey, oh Brian, I love that these were the option like oh sick. I'll take the iron man Did I I speaking of Iron Man? I saw I'm in Denver this weekend I decided I wake up from a nappy poo and I go I'm gonna go downstairs and I'm gonna start doing kettlebells I'm going to go downstairs and I'm going to start doing kettlebells. I'm going to swing kettlebells.

Bad altitude? Bad idea. And I was like, okay, that was good. And then I'm walking back to my room and my back, I was like, oh. Seized up. My back's seized up. What happened to my lower back? And now I'm a mess.

Just getting older, dog. Well, I don't think kettlebells are good for you. I mean, when you swing. If you're not old. You're swinging. If you're not old. You're over here swinging this kettlebell. I was doing deep, slow squats, if you're older, yeah, kettlebells aren't for you, buddy. Right. I don't think they're for anybody.

That's how they say that's how came Alaska's fucked up his back swinging a 200 pound kettlebell. You think it's that or you think it's since he's been wrestling since these four? Well, they said this guy was on Rogan. I know a ton of people use kettlebells. That's a narrative like off the crossfit. They're just doing too many wraps. Yeah Kettlebells are fine. Hey bud now with two pounds buddy. You're older Yeah, but now with 200 pounds you're injured cuz you're old like my back tweet this morning I did just my lower back cuz I was running I didn't warm up you got it We're older dude gotta fucking warm up. It's not the kettlebell. It's not the treadmill. That's fuck dude. You're 60. Yeah It's that I'm not 60. Yeah, I'm 50

Whatever to be 58 bubble. I know time moves when you get older And a year is one month Yeah, you're like that was ten years ago. You saw Jaybird I saw your brother. I saw Joe Kloppenstein saw big Joe. You saw Jaybird I saw your brother Joe Kloppenstein saw big Joe you saw my boys. I saw Cody Donovan I saw Cody Donovan mama and nub didn't come they don't go out after 6 p.m. Ladies and because all the illegal immigrants are so cute I love that. I went because my mom's been asking for tickets forever. Yeah. Yeah week of I'm like, hey mom I talked to Brian and give me tickets you need for you and Nub

and whoever else wants to come. She goes, what time's that? I go, I think it's like seven or nine thirty. She goes, oh, oh no, we can't make it. I'm like, you've been bothering me. Yeah, they're not, he's not doing comedy at two in the afternoon. He's not Jeff Dunham.

Of course it's at night, she goes, oh, it's too dangerous at night. With all these illegals. Oh wait, you ain't lying. All these illegals. Yeah, she right. Yeah, she right. Well, there's a lot of homeless down there, but... Oh, Denver's bad with homeless.

Macy Barber came to my show. She's great. Yeah, I didn't see her. Badass. I didn't see her, I wanted to meet her, but she came. And then, Nikko Jokic's brother. Jokic. Jokic.

Jokic, yeah. The Joker, his brother came And I'm looking at clops. You know big clop is six and it's like Three seats over is another giant. I'm like who the fuck is that they sat clopping him next to each other Basically, and he's the small brother, and he's the small brother, and he's bigger than clop Oh, yeah, I was like what is going on with his family big boys those Serbs are Guy those ones jokers like seven feet or something crazy. Uh That up six you could have ten maybe I think he's seven feet. Is he a seven footer?

Yeah, I think I don't be seven foot you might be right, but he's like six ten six eleven Okay, cuz those guys are all There is 611 what are you talking about? There you go. What in the world are we talking about? The best, baby. And his big, his brother, he's got a brother that's way bigger than him. Yeah.

And they run that Loomer Square. And he gets in some trouble. Yeah, they're not scared of anybody. No. No. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Big boys. I think they were probably all basketball players.

You went to a steakhouse in Denver Jason a five. Is it good? I think Klopp said the best think he's ever had if you're in these also investor of it if you're in the Wagyu But it's good food. That's like Elon. Tell me Tesla's are the best. Okay, well you own it. It's very good food, though It's very good food. It was really good. I heard yeah Jason is great Yeah, but it's good to see your brother your brother's all kinds of trim. Your brother's like, I'm not eating, I don't need carbs. No sugar, no gluten, because he had that health scare with diabetes. He said, say less. Yeah, dumbass, you can't eat Cinnabon, Chick-fil-A, Burger King on the same day for years.

He's like, yeah, but I'm just trying to gain weight. I stay at 218. I'm like, I know, but your insides are dying. Dude, his wife, I Anthony's, told me the funniest story. He'll be at, she was like, he'll be at McDonald's and he'll order two meals and then he'll turn to I Anthony and go, and what do you want? Because he doesn't want the guy to think

that he's a total pig and he's ordering three meals. So he would order three meals, but he was like, what do you want? She's like, what do you care this guy? He's I don't want to think I'm a pig It's like it's up dude at the fucking window. That's hilarious. I Love him. Yes. It's so good to see him, man. I always forget how much I like you the best He'll be out here. He gets out here Thursday. Yeah, I told him to stay with me. Oh, yeah Let's talk about this. Hey, hold on. Hey, you keep doing this to grown men

Let me tell you something. Yeah. When my brother, if you think when my brother comes in town, he's going to stay with you that lives an hour from me. I know it's a problem. He's going to see his, he's going to see his nieces. Yeah, but I, nephews, but you lock them in the house. You keep, you know, we do all sorts of shit.

No, but I, hey, you, I'm telling you this from another guy who talks to your friends. Yeah. You got to quit asking people to stay at your house. No, no, it's fucking weird at your house. It's fucking weird. It's so weird. I know, I said, I live near the beach, and you guys should come and hang, and take the little scooters,

and you can be near the beach. He wants to share what he has with people. No, I just like Jay. I want to hang with Jay. No, he always wants me to stay with him. He always wants to stay with his friends. Because I know if Jay stays there, I'm not gonna see him. Oh. No, yeah.

So it's more of that. Well, Jay is really lovable, I get that. Well, he's just, the thing about Jay, like, I don't know, there's something people like some people are like, if Jay's gonna talk, he knows exactly what he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, you better come correct. You better come correct. That's exhaust. If he's gonna Yeah, if he's gonna talk about something that he knows, you're not winning that

sports and loves loves his fucking fashion. Yeah, he does. That dude, I'm kind of out of it. I get over it. Yeah, he does. That dude. I'm kinda out of it. I get over it. Yeah, but he's not about spending $2,000 on a pair of boots that look like a regular pair. Oh no, he's super frugal. Right, but he'll spend money on fashion.

Certain stuff. But he's frugal as fuck. Yeah, maybe that's why he can afford to spend on clothes when he really wants to. But he was wearing, I bet you the clothes he was wearing it was all Japanese I bet you he likes a lot of Japanese I guarantee he was wearing $7,000 worth of clothes no no and Jay I don't know well maybe his jeans that's where I'm taking Jay and the boys that's solving solving solving you're going to solving yeah

cuz they have the crazy have you ever been there? It's like a Danish town up north Is it German or Danish I think it's German I've been there and it's basically a little German okay, yeah Yeah, I've been there man. So things interesting looks fucking cute. Yeah, the boys will love it. Yeah, it's some Little trinket shops. Yeah, you'll you'll go like this. You're gonna go. Okay. No boys will love it. Yeah, it's um. Little trinket shops. Yeah, you'll go like this. You're gonna go. Oh, okay. No, I like that stuff.

It's a little bit like the way I feel when I see fireworks. Cause we all had to go watch the fireworks and I was like, hmm, okay. Well, at least this, you can walk around. I like doing long drives. Yeah. That'd be fun. Stroll around.

Stroll around. What you bringing? What am I taking up? The Discursion? Because we're loading up. Mother-in-law, father-in-law, Jay. I rented an Excursion. Three kiddos. And it's a good car.

When I was down in Florida. Excursion is an easy car to drive. No you didn't. I did. You didn't rent an Excursion. I promise you you didn't. I did. You didn't.

Let me just see where it is. I can't You didn't. Let me just say. Hey, here's the thing. They stopped making them in 2005. I guarantee you a rental place unless you got it off like the, you know, the local market. Like, no, no, I rented one. Yeah. Excursion. No, you didn't.

Was that expedition? Maybe. Hey, what car did we rent? The Tahoe? You're an idiot. Okay, thanks. Bye. She goes bye. Tahoe, bye.

The Tahoe? Yeah, like Enterprise or Hertz isn't renting excursions. Built 6.0 Power Stroke Excursions. Expedition, I was a... It's 20 years old. I had a choice between a Tahoe and an Expedition. Yeah, Tahoe's are cool. Excursion, Expedition.

Yeah, no. My daughter's putting the full core press on me about cars. What did we decide about the car? Let Uncle B help, dude. Let me help her out. But Tesla 3s are leasing for 299 with like 0% APR. How many miles down? I think you have to put like three grand down

so how many miles do you get well probably ten yeah you know but that's not bad probably five no I don't know I think it's ten but I mean you definitely want to lease it 36 month lease but I'm not getting my 16 year old daughter a Tesla. Yes. I'm opposed to I know I told you this put in the full court You're you're you're fucking crying over a convertible BMW. Tesla's are more dangerous Well, they're sturdier though. They're more dangerous. You're saying cuz you just take liberties everything Yeah, they'll get liability too. You want to have what's insurance gonna cost me? I wouldn't get out of that and they're fast. You want to have what's insurance gonna cost me? I wouldn't get that and they're fast You don't have some fast

She's a super cautious gal though. It doesn't matter. It's capability. You know, she fucked up. Yeah, you're right. You're right For your son you give him a fucking f100 manual Let him drop his nuts learn how to properly drive. I like the manual. That's how I learned. I know. How are you guys doing? How was your weekend? Say a little break. I want to talk about the fact that first of all, if you like comedy, I'm in

Naples at off the hook this weekend. I'm not sure. Boy, Nick. I'll see Nick. Uh, absolutely. Um, uh, you mean Eric at Virginia? No, I have another, no Nick at the club, dude. The manager.

You mean Dennis? Yes. But his nickname is Nick. Yes. We call him Nick. Yeah, but Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, Dennis aka Nick. Yeah, of course you can see our boy.

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It was good. I got two of my best friends got engaged Saturday. I met her one friend. Remember when we first met Sinaz? Yeah. Covina? Chloe. The British I know? Yeah, it's hot. It's hot. 199 a month. Did you watch- I'm in a cyber truck.

Did you watch the fights? Of course. You didn't because you're doing a show, but we can pretend you did. I did watch them though. I watched, you know, I watched them after the fact and I watched a lot of them because they were on the TV at Comedy Works. And then the only fight I missed was the last one the Colby one I know but I saw a Cub Swanson dude he looks great

should retire but yeah right yeah like retire on top yes two wins in a row now yeah it's great get out but it's hard you didn't see Colby though man I saw the highlights and I didn't want to see it I just didn't want to see it because it looked brutal. He got beat up. It was in a competition. And I watched Buckley fight live against Wonder Boy and he got the job done. But I don't know, maybe I just thought Colby would out wrestle him. No. And this kid is a wrestler from Michigan? No. no, no, he fights out st. Louis, but why why Buckley's a monster? Monster so so and like yeah and young the strength difference He's in his prime like Kobe shoot you have good shit and just I mean not a prayer He wouldn't even sprawl it looked like he was just put no he was sprawling but he's just like rock

Oh chucking him off and then beat hope we got beat up in those exchanges just pop pop pop pop He called me a such a chin. There's one thing can't take me from Kobe's fucking chin. He's getting lit up What what do you think it is just older like the same thing as you with these fucking kettlebells aged it and there's nothing We can do about it. Yeah, it's just you know, especially with his style. He's got a lot of miles on 36 How old 36 how old is Buckley 20? miles on 36 how old 36 how old is Buckley 20 bucks 27 bright but Kobe just has a lot of miles on it's just over man and in that division you got to be ready to go yeah man and he's so strong that kid is just and technical like he's a top five guy he was 36 a lot of miles two years off like you know it's a tough

fight man I don't know what you do with them you know um he's like I have a training camp that's campaigning for Trump you know he's running with the whole thing he's funny well he I've seen him look a little harder physically meaning his body older right older yeah yeah like he looked a little bit I've seen him when he's in he took it on short notice. Okay. You know, so there's a chance he wasn't training as much. Doesn't matter. Really? It wouldn't matter. You get to an age. Give him the rules. Yeah. He did have that, he had a broken foot for a long time,

so he wasn't able to. He broke his foot early in the Leon Edwards fight. Yeah. But he was, when I saw him, he came to my show in Miami, it was well, well after that, and he was still fucked up with his two foot. His foot was, like he was literally not even. His fighting style and his age is just, it's over. Yeah. Especially he wants to fight, you know, those top five guys, like he's just not

in the cards anymore, man. Those guys are killers, that young Krop is so talented. God damn. Just how it goes. It's all good. Yep. You had a great career, you know? I thought the Dustin Jacoby, Victor Petrino fight was, I did not see, I did not see Jacoby beating him. Like it looked like, I mean just that-

He was losing the whole fight. Yeah, and Victor's got a body on him. That's what I said. First team all body. Right. And just a tail piece. It looks like a different guy. Neither one of them, a lot of volume.

And then finally, that's what was losing the whole fight. Not that great to me. No, that knockout was great though. But again, Jacoby was just waiting for the opportunity. Wasn't rushing anything. And eventually it came. That's what his coach told him. Be patient, don't rush.

This guy hits too hard. Be patient. Then finally just straight one to the wall. My Nel Cap is going to be a problem. Did you see that fight? Yeah, he's good. Fucking good.

Flyweight is 25, right? Yeah, tiny guess. Yeah, tiny. I don't realize how small he was. He kept begging Dana for the title shot Dan was like enjoy your moment We'll talk after do the whole time Like my business like all right, you're on the phone. I know he's like your name's like one more thing He's like, that's why Dan was like good, dude. How about you go finish your job? Enjoy your moment and we'll talk after dude

That's a 125 You know Yeah You know? Yeah. It was a good card. It's the last card of the year. You got Tyson fighting Usyk rematch this Saturday. Didn't even know that.

Usyk's a slight favorite. I think he might as one fit. He should be. I think he's the greatest ever. I do too. Yeah. I do too. I'm rooting for Tyson though Also, I was saying this on the shop show If you're a conspiracy guy, you want to make total bank here you want fear to win this one So the trilogy they make even more money if it's one one to make because if he beats him again, that's over

there's a very very there's a very there's a lot of strong evidence and There's some strong evidence that the reason Francis and Gano went the distance with Tyson furious because It was planned that way. Yeah, there's some people that say that but still You know Who knows who knows I think that's and you put on a better performance I show know if he has the skill to be Usyk He's so fucking good. I mean Usyk is so god. Dude in the promo they're doing for this build-up That's what's crazy. You didn't realize this Saturday the promo they're doing for it. Oh, that was I'd be the best I've ever seen that prom was the great. I send it to you Rogan. So good unbelievable. We should watch that. That's we can't get flagged, right?

That's so good So good. I must have been so expensive it's a movie it's basically a movie but the Saudis they have all the fucking money they don't give fuck right no all the money yeah yeah I think it was sick like somebody was breaking down like how he fights and they were showing like the traps he uses against Anthony Joshua it's so high-level shit it's just high highest it's the highest it's. It's just the highest. It's the highest. It's the highest. Who's the best?

Those Russians, you're Ukrainians, that system, they are scientists. The best. They figured out sport, man. Oh, dude, explain the drone thing to me. What's going on there? Well, it's interesting. So what they- Can I get, before you get into it, can I tell you? Our government knows what they are. Yes, 100%. If they didn't, they would shoot them down. There's a reason I shoot them down.

They're behind it. Yes. It's some testing that they're doing. Exactly. That's it. So it's not aliens. No, a hundred percent not. So, um, my problem with what's going on with the drones, this is obviously

something's going on national security wise, whether or not it's they're looking for some radiation material. Okay. That's the scary scenario. Uh, something's going on, but it is obviously our intelligence agencies in New Jersey, almost always. Sorry. Because that might be where the threat is.

Right. That might be where they're picking up some kind of radioactive material and energy. Could it be a nuclear bomb? They don't know. It's pretty scary, but they don't know. They're not talking. My issue is this. Why are they seeing them in Temecula too?

So there may very well be intelligence that something is not good going on and they're trying to figure it out. Now here's why I think that's the case. Typically when the military runs an exercise like this, like it could be, you know, when they give them the heads on, right? They let local law enforcement know and they let the governor of that state know that they're doing things so people don't go to house. What's the benefit of not giving people a heads up? So the benefit, there's no benefit necessarily.

To not freak people out? Unless we couldn't you tell the governor, like, Hey, we're just running some, uh, some standard testing. This don't be alarmed, even if they should be alarmed, but just so they don't sound the alarm. Shouldn't they give them a heads up going, we're running the standard drone testing. They always do. And that's why this is unique.

So there are two scenarios. One, this administration doesn't tell anybody anything. Like this is this, this government, this administration has gotten in the habit of saying nothing to anyone. The worst. I mean, they, they, they, Biden just will stop talking to the American people and has done that through his whole thing. We also know that they were, they were hiding very, very actively his complete senility, complete senility.

Of course. Sharpe's attack. Yeah, Sharpe's attack. as attack yeah right so we've been gaslit by this administration this is kind of new where where it was it's kind of been okay to step out of the game but I want other thing is it's so sensitive it's so sensitive they don't want alarmist it's an it's a matter of such national security that they don't want to say anything yeah and these are not drones they're pretty almost positive. They're like little planes, right? Man. Yeah. Wow. So it's fucking, it's alarming. It's alarming. And there's also a, uh, an air

force base in Jersey where they were like, yes, you know, secretive. So I don't know, man. I, uh, I think it's really, really. Rogan posted this guy go to Rogan's Twitter. He reposted this video. He goes, I was. Yeah, was yeah that's the guy he goes I was scared because I'm looking for radioactive right like nuclear bombs right yeah yeah that's always been the fear is that this technology is making it so you can miniaturize nuclear weapons and then detonate them this guy so Rog put, this is the first video about these drones that has got me genuinely concerned.

So it says CEO of drone manufacturing company that has government contracts gives interesting take on what's happening in New Jersey. Now it's 10 minutes. Yes. It's too long. Yeah. I watched it. Wasn't he saying like we-

But this isn't where I got my info from. I got my info from also some some some journalists at Commentary magazine that we're talking about this who follows this guy would know too But so he was he was saying it could be nuclear bombs that we lost well or that were planted there There's a lot of you know remember Ukraine isn't at war right now. There's a lot of physical material fit fine So you can take a nuclear rod like like just a spent nuclear rod that you would use for example, I'm sorry, a uranium rod that you use in a diagnostic machine like a CAT scan, or an

MRI I should say, whatever. And I think CAT scan. And you can detonate it. If you detonate that over like a city, like Jersey, you have to evacuate literally like a 10 mile radius, maybe even more. So you would have to literally shut down. Does that hurt anybody? Yes, because the radiation.

Over time. The radiation would be, make that area inhospitable. So think about this. So if you released it over New York. New Jersey would not be inhabitable for 20 years. Oh wow. That's the worry. Like the amount of economic disruption. So someone got a hold of that and did over New York City, like Times Square, you'd have to get out.

This, it would be an absolute disaster. So when people talk about getting rid of the Department of Energy, the Department of Energy has scientists in it. So do you ever wonder why, like be like, what if somebody lets off a nuclear bomb at the Super Bowl at this game? So do you ever wonder why, like be like, what if somebody lets off a nuclear bomb at the Super Bowl at this game? They have scientists at every portal with Geiger counters, with things that can pick up radiation.

They do that. To see if it's even close. Yes, and the Department of Energy has scientists that are responsible for keeping track of all the weapons grade uranium all over the world. It's a fucking serious job. There are a lot of nuclear physicists that are doing quiet work that we don't even know about. It's weird not to inform the American people.

It's the biggest worry that we have. The biggest worry we have. Because already people are skeptical of the government at an all time high and then this just adds to it. See? There are two things we're worried about. The miniaturization of nuclear weapons,

because creating a nuclear reaction is getting easier and easier and the information is out there with AI. Number two, creating a chemical weapon using AI with just the chemicals in your garage. Number three, CRISPR Cas9, which is editing the genes of bacteria and virus to make them insanely deadly. And that could unleash a plague that makes you know

Fucking the big one. Yeah, those are real issues that our our government is working on all the time Isn't it a little scary too and like Donald Trump is saying like, you know, the drones aren't the enemy guys. Don't worry about it The military knows what's happening, but we don't really need to get into it I feel like that's the part that's kind of alarming. But that's what you say. See, that's what you say when there's a situation like that. You let the president know and the president says, hey, this is our intelligence. Nothing to worry about.

This is our intelligence. We should be alarmed. This is our intelligence looking into it. Here's what you should be worried about. Here's what they just are realizing. Do you know that in all these AI labs where they're working on, these are American labs working on the most secretive AI, right?

Creating like, like these quantum computers and all this stuff. We hire Chinese nationals and a lot of them, in a lot of the people are there, half of them are foreign born in, in our fucking our fucking, in our AI labs. This is according to, you know, some people that are, have done this real research or in the labs, check it out. How the fuck?

And, and, and, and anybody will tell you that anybody who's a Chinese national is, is an asset to the Chinese companies. Cause if you're a Chinese national, you're giving them information. You're not telling, you're not telling their government. You're not in the Chinese. Yeah. You if you're a Chinese national, you're giving them information. You're not telling their government. You're not. You see how much they lay in the Chinese? Yeah, you're 100% a fucking operative. How are we letting these people in the labs?

I don't care how good they are. This is why China is stealing all of our AI. And we're in a major race with them. We're in a race, yeah. And we can't lose that race. Apparently we're beating them though. Yeah, because we, but they steal everything we make. They can do it really quickly.

So I don't know, man. It's a problem. I'll stress them out. Let's change the subject. Let's change the subject. What were you gonna say? Did you guys watch football Thursday? Brendan watched the most boring game of his life.

I didn't see it. What was I doing Thursday? Yeah, I texted you, I'm like, holy shit, because I haven't watched an entire NFL game this year. It's so boring to me. NFL is so fucking weak this year. And I was like, all right, let me tune in. The Rams, Rams Niners. Dude, it was all field goals.

It was so boring. Even John Gruden can't go, they should get riffed. Thursday Night Football, it's the worst football I've ever seen. Not only- Why is Thursday Night bad? Bullshit, too. So hear me out here. The Niners are a team that are incomplete. Injury bound. But look, hold on. They have two players on their team. One lost their kid at one years old. The other

one's wife delivered a stillborn. I can't imagine what the energy in the locker room is. Who was that? Who lost their child? Joey Bost has been hurt all year. Christian McCaffrey's out for the season. The season is too... It's a mess in there, okay? It was Trent Williams and he had the stillborn baby. He's also the best offensive tackle in the league. But then you get a guy like Devondre Campbell who's taken a roster spot, who in the middle of the game... Refuses to play. ...just goes, you know what?

I'm gonna play. You know what they said? So they suspended him three games. That makes sense. They're saying he's kind of fucked because they'll release him after this. No team, no one's gonna wanna play with him. Who wants that cancer? Why did he do that?

Because they were losing and they suck this year. You don't get to get up and just leave. But dude, think about that guy, how talented he is. Since he was a kid, his goals get to the NFL. Now you've shot yourself in the foot literally shot yourself in the foot and No one's gonna want to play with you because you gave up on your team I've never seen it happen ever in professional sports never you're fucked it like and what did you do your team? And even kiddos were pissed

Players and they're like right and most NFL guys are quiet on that stuff even kiddo. They asked somebody goes I don't want my locker room. That's the heart of the team. You're fucked it Anywhere you go, you're that guy now You're fucked. Yeah, that's your entire life. You built for this moment and that is a huge mistake The only thing he can do is learn from his mistake. He may not play next year. Probably is he really good though? He's not he's not he's just a guy. I mean he's in the NFL so he's fucking good But compared to the others, he's a guy remember how good Alan Iverson was Yeah, but when Alan Iverson was a cancer nobody wanted him. Yeah, like that's the situation you're happening here

So you think he'll will he be playing next year? I don't know what team would want him He might be it might bring me will he get kicked off the 49ers? Oh, he cut from the 49ers Yeah, that locker room isn't gonna have have it. The team would do it. The team would be like, we can't work with him. The locker room is already going through so much, like he said, with injuries and the players' kids dying. And this fucking guy walks off. Like, get out of here, bro.

Big mistake. I'm screwed. You don't deserve to be here. You took another person's spot. There's another dude that would have sat there and ate that shit all day. Yeah, I watched my first NFL game. I watched a ton of college ball. And then Travis Hunter won the Heisman,

CU Buff, second buff to win it. Sean Salam won the first, right? Travis Hunter, best college football player. Travis Hunter? Yeah. You never heard of him? Quarterback? Nope.

Nope. What is he? Played every snap at offensive receiver and defense. Won the best, uh, won the Blitkoff award and the Thorpe award. So it goes to the best receiver in college football the Blitkopf award and the Thorpe award. So it goes to the best receiver in college football, best defensive back in college football. Yeah. This is actually a current event too, but he's not a big guy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was the one who was talking about his dad and he was crying. Yep. Cause dad couldn't come. You know what's crazy is he's really

close with Leaster. He lives with Leaster in the off season. He does? Yeah. He fishes. He's a big fisher. Wow. Yeah. And he's just a free guy. He's his girlfriend. He's a wide fisherman off season. He does? Yeah. He fishes. He's a big fisher. Wow. Yeah, and he's just a free guy. He's a wide receiver and a corner. I mean, come on. What about his girlfriend? He plays two positions.

That's insane. His girlfriend's getting so much backlash right now. I'll just play the video for you, Brian, then you go ahead and... So this is when he wins. And she's getting lit up, dude. So she's right here. She refuses to stand. She's the only one She refuses to stand. She's the only one that didn't stand.

So people are like, what the fuck? So Dion touches her to get up. That's her? Yeah, that's her. Well, she's probably embarrassed. She doesn't want to make it about herself, you know? It's a lot there. Like, I don't know what I do.

You know, it's the first time she's been in that situation. You're such a cuck. Dude, if I want a fucking Heisman, and my family, if everyone stands up, my girl refuses to stand up. Get up. Well, she stood up. And my dad has to go, hey, get the fuck up. No, sometimes that happens.

Sometimes it's like, aw. Really? How many times do you want a Heisman? I was a really good athlete. Yeah, I know. In high school. Isn't that crazy? But then that, so that started, which whatever, all right. Yeah, maybe she was confused, which know nice. Isn't that crazy and that but then that so that started which whatever alright

Yeah, maybe she was confused which is lame, but then he's doing a signing and she starts saying like Like how long am I gonna be here like she's giving an attitude and she's just this poor girl She's new that if she an asterisk the internet is destroying this poor girl So Travis Hunter who does you know what the young the young kids does, he gets on the internet, he's doing like a stream, he's like, y'all need to back up, man. Like my girl was supporting me because some of my family's going back to the hotel.

She goes, I have to stay here or something. He's like, you're taking out of context. She goes, you're just looking for click bait. He goes, she drank herself to sleep crying. He's like, she doesn't deserve any of this. No, she doesn't. She's probably somebody who feels very uncomfortable in the limelight. That's what it looks like to me. Like that's, she doesn't deserve any of this. No, she doesn't. She's probably somebody who feels very uncomfortable in the limelight. That's what it looks like to

me. Like that's there's a lot. Some people are just like, I know people, you know, who don't live for family members who just any of that they'd be like, oh, they just don't want to be like, it's not my moment, you know, and I have family members that would not stand up because they don't want to make a scene. I know people who do that. So she's excused. But not standing up, you're making a scene. But then she stood up.

If every, because the whole thing is her. Well, because Dion told her to. I know, but I mean. You're making it awkward. Hey, me, I'm with you. Stand the fuck up. Yeah. If I win the Heisman.

Yeah. Yeah. Everyone else stands up? Yeah. Sure. I'd be furious. But again, that, whatever. Then him at the signing hurt her giving him some attitude like how this poor girl Yeah, she just she's getting internet savvy. Oh, bro. That's a crash course on internet

Or she just is like fuck this Yeah, it could happen to also yeah, and insecure cuz your man's everything and he's probably getting a lot of attention and she's like well He's uh, you're literally dating the best college football player on the planet and he'll be a top three pick. She's that good yeah, he's a beast and Yeah, well, it's cool that poor girl though. I saw Travis like she drunk herself to sleep You guys need to stop like oh, dude. They're just gonna continue also. That's not they know they're No, well, she's young. She's not dealt with it. She's not if they know they're affected you know well she's young she's not dealt with it she's sign up for this you also dating you're engaged with fucking Travis Hunter girl yeah stand up it's kind of a big deal

stand up you got little Wayne next year for God's sakes and Deon Sanders stand the fuck away who's next yeah stand the fuck up I mean and like literally the guys like a dual athlete like Like he plays two positions. So like his stats compared to like Charles Woodson who won Heisman, like David Bosson receiver, like not even close. Really? Not even close. Just what is it, just speed and everything else.

Yeah man, he's good. He's like a Randy Moss or something. We'll get to him. No. Yeah, I know, that's a bummer. What does he, what does he, what is the other position on defense he plays? Corner.

Corner. Whew. But remember Charles Whitson was a two-way player? Mm-hmm. But he played a fraction of plays that, like, Travis plays every single play. It's never been done before. What was the stat, like, how many plays a game he had?

Like, it was something stupid. It's wild. It's stupid. The shape he has to be in is nuts. It's just a freak. Nuts. What supplements is he on, right? That's just called genetics.

Yeah. That's called being gifted with everything. Some people are just gifted. Tall? How tall is he? No, not tall. Not tall at all. Doesn't look very big at all.

No. It'd be interesting to see what they do in the NFL with him because you draft him as a corner receiver. Because you're not going to be able to do both ways. Like champ Bailey did both, but, uh, receivers make more money. They corners pay paid a lot though. Sure. Everyone gets paid a lot.

No, I thought corners got paid more than receivers. No, really? No. Cause a corner arguably might be more valuable in some ways. Interesting take. See how much see who makes more receivers or corners. Let's take a break, because I need some auto parts and I'm going to go, but I don't know where to go.

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Thanks to Lawrence Taylor. You could say who gets paid the highest by position in the NFL. It's quarterback and then left tackle, right? Yes. Wives series in the NFL are generally paid more than cornerbacks. The average salary for a wide series over $35 million per season.

Okay. Hey, that's B, so just to educate you, just so we sound like we know what we're talking about. So. Although Jalen Ramsey makes 24 million. And so he he's the highest paid the average receiver makes 35 million. Oh my god. Hey look at what hey look at me We shut the fuck up for a little bit Jesus It's a you want to be you want to be a fucking receiver It just depends what you want to do, but then also there's guys

You know that would go both ways in the NFL Those guys have done it before. Well, it's cornerback pressure on you. I Mean there's more present than a foul man God damn it, dude. See how much centers are paid. Don't don't waste your time. So left tackles are the ones I don't know. Yeah, don't don't waste time this year Both that was an edge rusher, he came in second. I think he had like 34 million. Yeah, Bosa signed a big boy deal.

He was right under Joe Burrow. Oh, Joe Burrow's fucking awesome. Get out of here. He's awesome. He's tough as shit, gets hit every play. He's a beast. He's a beast. Your boy Justin fell short. I'm sorry about that. Why do you have to bring things like that up?

I'm saying, baby, he just, he kind of fell short. I'll have everyone know that I'm in the quarterfinals for my fantasy football team league though, so I'm doing okay. Well, who do you, who's your pick for the Super Bowl? Is it Kansas City, Detroit? Get out of here. Detroit.

The Eagles look great. Bills. Bills look good. Bills. So the Eagles no not the Eagles beat the beat the Steelers Wow Eagles are what are the Eagles right now? They haven't lost in ten games I'm telling it's gonna be Detroit and build Dude, what do you mean? I don't must be rather talk UFC, but are doing really well. Yeah, they're good. They're good, man. You got the Eagles, you got the Bills over the Eagles? Yeah, maybe. Fuck, dude.

They beat the Steelers? This is casual NFL talk. I follow a little football. The Senators make so much money, dude. The San Diego Chargers are doing great. I didn't say that. They lost. They got Molly walked.

It's the casual and the fighter. What do you mean? I'm talking football man. I'm spitballing right here. Yeah, I know is wrong talking about cornerbacks receivers Salaries centers are the great corner. I would bet you could backpedal like so Got a little too small To slow to those I'm so, I'm just a little too small. Alright, Jin, get me out of here. What do you got? I'm a little too slow. I have a short femur bone.

Jin, what do you got? Wanna go? I'll go first. If you haters are gonna say this video is fake, but look what this kid did on his first try at a soccer game. Paper airplane? For the listeners of paper, it's a young... Looks like he's 14? Paper airplane for the listeners the paper it's a young say 14 I would say where did it go? Oh, I see it. Oh

It's fake for sure that's, it's fake for sure. That's not how planes... No! It's fake for sure. That's not how planes fly. No, it might be real. Jin. I think that's real.

You also thought Kano was Popeye, remember? Jin. No, this is real. I don't... I'd have to look at it more. What do you think? It looks pretty fake It's just because the planes don't fly like that. I initially I'm gonna say they don't fly They don't they never stagnant like this like that's going like this turn. They go like this and wrote the wins Yeah, they don't go like this. Nah wins change. I call bullshit

Fuck Chuck, it's real. It's 2022. I don't care. It's still cool. No, I think it's true. Thank you. Yeah. It just took on a different trajectory. Misleading. This misleading running versus image search of video key frames were traced by YouTube shorts video day June yeah it's it's fake dude

yeah they just probably modified it through you know just software but this is they do it for this guy fine look at. No, I don't think it... hold on. Go back? Back up? No, I mean, let me read that. News, favorite fact check... Is this the same one though? It's the same exact video. Okay. Go up, please.

This way? No, the other way. That's down then, Brian. Oh, sorry. As for the description of video dated June... No, this is a different one, right? No, it's the same video, but... I think that one right there. There we go, hold Yeah, hold on also became across a new report by over the old old clip of fans scoring incredible airplane goal

Keep going down to This film during Keep going down to It's just misleading. They probably just edited it after it didn't fly in. Yeah, he just edits it, it looks like he scores the goal. The way it's moving and the way it looks, it's fake, guys. You guys get it. You guys. You'll meet you. Got you. Alright, here's another one.

Fun clip though. here's another one. Fun clip though. Yeah, it's good. Here's another one. This gentleman, Marnie Max, one-armed, KO'd someone in an MMA fight. We got great footage of it. This happened in Brazil. M-A-S! Oh boy. How embarrassing is it for the other dude? Just circle to the right, bud. OOOOOO! Hit rocker, man! He felt it!

OOOH! My name is Max! Man, look at this! Damn, he hit him with a nub, too. Yeah. So my question is... There was a legit fighter in Bellator though with one arm like tough guy right so there's one in Bellator yeah well Dana allow this no you know what would happen to him Sonaz in the USC he'd get

fucking head kicked in ten seconds this is very low level now this is very low level the chances of that paper that paper plane clip being real is has more of a shot being successful than this kid You can literally circle your life that guy's his face off. It was Nick Newell. Are you talking to you? Oh, yeah He was a badass badass. Yeah, I trade Dana said no not chance. No, you get eaten alive. Yeah Okay, you just can't It's fun story and good for him getting in there. But yeah, I mean damn All right one arm. Here's another one for you. You go down to Florida a lot, right? Florida fisherman had a catch of a different kind when he hauled over 55 pounds of cocaine

What do you do? Do you get any reward if you turn it in? I don't think so. Here's the real question I don't think so worth 1.7 million dollars. That's 30 years in jail So you'd have to probably get rid of it. Not for him though. But if you turn it in, aren't you a little worried they're going to be like, hey, is this yours? No, you could prove it. But my thing is they don't give you any reward money.

Dude, did you hear the person that turned into the CEO shooter at McDonald's? They didn't call Crime Stopper. They just called the police. So they don't get the reward. What? Have you heard this? No. What?

Fact check that. Oh, let me see that cocaine. Let me see $1.7 million of street. But I'm pretty sure the, because they didn't call in Crime Stopper, because they called the cops, you gotta call Crime Stopper to get the reward. Yeah, that's a lot of cocaine, man. 55 pounds. As an added bonus, the Sheriff's Office is offering a unique incentive for the

owner to an all expenses paid staycation at Ivy's Iron Bar lot. Bullshit, dude. Look, bro, I could just sell this myself and make a mill. Yeah, don't turn it. I don't know where you're going to turn to, but I'm sure the dark arts. Yeah, get on the dark way. You get busted. Anybody then you're doing fucking five years for bullshit.

Is eligible. But getting it takes time. Oh, so they are going to get the money. He says it's eligible. When did that come out? Four days ago. Go to another one. CBS, Jim, what are we doing there?

Go to another one. This kid's going to write from jail, and he's going to create a whole cult following. That's the most recent so far. Oh, go up. I mentioned him on stage. The he's hot witness payouts explained So go to that it says should be eligible. That's five days ago So it takes a lot of your money if you go with crime stoppers

You think they give to you right away So may not begin rewarding time soon There are two separate warts our employees should be eligible for. NYPD was offering 10,000. FBI was offering 50. Okay, FBI. It's like a Dana White bonus, dude. Both agencies have different policies.

Put that money, stay. Employees should be eligible, but staying put. I wonder how you're eligible for it. See, I heard because they didn't call crime stoppers. They don't get it but I'm sure they just have to go through all the you know, everything's legit. Yeah Yeah, do you see some lady was so inspired by him? She's like a mother of three then she threatened another CEO and now she's looking at five years of prison she's like a mom yeah hey how about damn it bitch the fuck you doing what are you doing

that's like yeah yeah apparently yeah he has they have a go fund me like he has all this money now obviously can't get to oh dude in jail they were like he's being treated poorly it's like does he have a TV in his cell? No, you know. So here's the method right there. If you want to get it faster. Where at? Silent Witness in here.

Call 480-WITNESS with your tip. That's where you'll receive a PIN number. Interesting. If you're probably- I think that guy is, yeah, he's gonna be, he'll be like, Kitek D Tazinski, but he'll be writing. The question is, does the jail make his, so the whole thing, right? He's gonna be writing his manifestos from jail, and he will inspire copycats.

And the question becomes for the jail, do you allow people to read what he's writing? Cuz for the Unabomber, they did not. They didn't. people to read what he's writing because for the Unabomber they they did not they didn't yeah they yeah you you won't be able to get out yeah I know yeah he won't be able to get it out but he'll the thing that it'll do is those other CEOs a they took down all the CEOs off the website so you don't know who it is but they're just an increased security so it's gonna be impossible to get to him. He was trailing this guy, I guess, for a while, wasn't he?

I guess. Yeah. Strange. What else you got, Jen? Got another one for ya. Well, the Carolina Panthers, it's a lot of football stuff today, guys. Carolina Panthers having to have a great year,

but I'm gonna call him USA sweetheart. Good old Leggett, Leggett, however we wanna spell him, was talking about how at Thanksgiving, he decided to cook and eat a raccoon. Bro. He's straight conjury. That's conjury. He makes too much money to still eat a raccoon.

It's like when my girl makes cow stomach lining, I'm like, I worked too hard for us to eat cow stomach. What are you doing? Tripe, disgusting. It's disgusting. It's like when my girl makes a cow stomach lining. I'm like I work too hard for a steep cow stuff What are you doing? Oh tripe discuss disgusting. I'll try. I'm like, what are you doing? They put in a soup? Yeah, that's what the Italians do that to Joanna does that my mother loved it I'm not eating stomach. I work way too hard to eat cows. It's delicious utter They I was in Mexico. I go this meat is chewy as shit and they go it's utter fucking utter. Was it like the whole, like the, like this meat?

No, I was. Or was it like calamari? It was calamari. And it was chewy and shitty. We're talking about a raccoon, guys. Yeah, raccoons probably wouldn't be. They're carnivorous, they're like cats. They also eat trash and bullshit.

Like, can't be good. It can't be good, but he's such straight country. I love the way he talks. I can only understand about half of what he says. But, I mean, he said he ate it for Thanksgiving. That's disgusting shit. What's that? That's a cow udder.

I don't want to watch. Why are you eating cow udder? Come on. It's so not good. I feel like Jim would eat this. I would totally eat this. You would? Yes. She's like, no, don't cut it.

I love that you'd eat it, Chin. Oh, you think putting pep, damn, she's making a breed out of it. Yeah. I mean, I would never eat it. It's not, I did. Juicy beef udder shawarma. It's not good.

It's not. It really isn't. 13 pounds of cow udder. That was gross to see that shit looks pretty tasty Brian But I want it I want you to I mean I'd say don't cut it just give me the full otter and the other and I'll just fucking deep though that thing You wouldn't I promise I it was nasty. Yeah chewy exactly what you think. He's like calamari No, not at all way chewier. It doesn't break down like I'm on's nasty. Yeah chewy exactly what you think is like calamari. No, not at all wait you here It doesn't break down like I'm on just chewy Bro eating a raccoon, let me see the reactions I have another question for you. We asked everybody. What's your hottest food tape?

So like is there something weird that you'd like to eat or something? You don't like that's him in the middle He looks like he's right, you know, like what's something in the food industry that you, you know, that you have a weird opinion on? Well, y'all better see that video. When I said I'm supposed to eat a raccoon, I eat a raccoon. You what? I didn't see that. I said, what do you mean, raccoon?

Like the raccoon? Like a raccoon that you see in the trash can. He's so country. So country. I hunted, I killed it. I skinned them. I killed it. Cooked them. Ate them. All that. So when was the last time you had a raccoon?

Thank you. Thank you. So you wouldn't have got to that? You killed a raccoon. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So you would have got the thing. You killed the raccoon or you had the... All my people don't mind it now. My cousin is like guilty. My cousin is guilty.

They call me like, yeah, we got that coon. We got that coon. That sounds crazy. We got that coon. Bro, he's so country. He sounds like the girl from Yellowstone. I told you you can't really understand him. Where is he from? I gotta know where that's from. That's gotta be deep south.

Like where is that from? That's his country. Where is he from? Yeah, he's fucking southern. Bro, that's a... He might be the most southern guy of all time. South Carolina? all time South Carolina That's some heavy heavy South shit, that's country country little beast that cute

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The Dark Side of the Ring? It was about wrestling. wrestling well they're doing a new one that's called like the dark side of the cage and there's a promo for it and a fan wanted to get your guys's opinion on what you thought about I was supposed to be part of it I said no really either this guy was gonna kill me or I was gonna have to kill him after the fight we drank all night long. It was crazy. Guys have incredible legacy, but they tarnish it. It's either you or me.

I'll tell you right now, I'm only going out one way. Can I ask why you didn't want to do it, B? Uh, there's a bunch of random questions. I just said, like, I, you know, I wanted creative control if whatever I was gonna say because if it's celebrating Rhonda and how she was a you know a pioneer and she was a basically like the hoist Gracie I'm all about it. But if it's Negative and going into the demise of her career, I don't want any part of it and they wouldn't grant me that access I'm like, oh no, you know, I'm good. Yeah

Yeah, that's that's because it's like nothing. Yeah, it's clickbaity stuff. I'm like, no, I'm not I Am that doesn't inspire me that no. Mm-hmm. I watched the Dark Side of the Ring Darkside the MMA. I mean if you've been around weren't you part of Dark Side of comedy? No Yeah, you did the Rogan and you're on the Rogan episode. Oh, I am. Yeah, dude, you did it But that was vice that wasn't dark. So Ryan, this is vice is the exact same thing. Really? Yeah, I didn't know I see they didn't tell me that I was just giving an interview about Rogan how interesting. Yeah Yeah, there you go, yeah, I said no Yeah, well, I don't like Vice.

Vice used to be awesome. Dude, you just did that interview on Rogan. Yeah. Because I called Rogan. I said, hey, they want me to do an interview with you. And I think I was aware they were going to try to get dirt on him or something. And I was like, there's no dirt. That's the thing about them.

It's like. But why? I mean. Yeah, I don't trust any of it. Vice, I don't trust any of it. Vice, I don't trust any of it. Again, if it's celebrating Rhonda, I'm all about it. I'm not interested in that, though. They were like, no, it's not that.

It's a celebration. I'm like, who else you got? They told me. I'm like, no, no, no. I'm good, man. Yeah. What happened to Vice? They went woke and ran into the ground.

Shane Black had to sell it. Because there was all these sexual misconduct. Shane Smith. Shane Smith. There was all this sexual, like, oh, you know, it's chauvinistic and I have bullshit. Well, what happened, Shane on Rogan was talking about. Like Rogan, that's what happened.

He goes, the DEI hires and they let the young kids run it. And then they were like, oh, we got to do this and highlight this group and this group and just ran to the ground. I remember Eddie Huang was here. He had to hitch hit Sean there. They didn't pay him like a huge chunk of money that they still own. Yep. Yeah. That's a lot of bullshit. Yeah. I wouldn't touch vice. They were groundbreakers, groundbreakers, but not now. I mean, they did shit where they would go to the Congo and find the cannibals. That's great. But Shane is on his own now, he's still doing that shit.

Is he? Yeah, he's launching it back up. He's amazing. I used to walk Mike and he'd walk his kid, I used to see him all the time. Really? Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Should I do this one?

Oh yeah. So, if you guys remember a while ago, Randy Moss stopped doing commentating and it just came out that he announced that he has been dealing with cancer. That's terrible. And he says he's in remission. He's going to still be doing some chemo and stuff. Talk about a country boy. Randy's super country. Oh, I was going to ask you Sinaz. What's going on with LeBron? How's this not bigger news? He just leaves the Lakers. They don't tell us any reason why. People think it's his connection to Diddy or something like that.

We have no clue. He was just like, nope, taking a leave of absence. Didn't tell us why. That's interesting. It's weird, right? It could be the trade talk maybe. They thought maybe go to Golden State with Steph Curry. I don't think. There's the Butler talk in Miami, but we've never

seen it yet, even though it was trade talk, she just don't leave the team. No, you don't just leave the team. Have you heard anything? I think he played last night, right? Have you heard anything? All I heard was that he came back last night. And as far as anything else, their PR team has it

under such a hard wrap. Of course, he has the best PR team in the land. That everyone's just going to assume what you're assuming. People first brought up P. Titty, P. Diddy. People then were trying to bring it up, Steph Curry stuff. I don't, he's not going anywhere without a son. Let's make that clear, but. I don't know what's going on.

Something's weird. Yeah, that's not. I don't know if it was an injury they didn't wanna bring up. It's not normal. An injury would be normal. Injury, we can be like, all right, yeah, he's missing a few games. But leave him absent? You're like, what? You know, and it's funny, even if you google it. No, his team controls all that. All the data. The time away, excuse absence while nothing

has been managing the same left foot pain either blaming his left foot pain I don't think so either all right if you say so what else you got but I don't know ah it's got one quick one have you seen this guy that bought us a used Subaru from a dealership? And then as he went, when he went home, he was like, there's so many undisclosed problems with it, you know, technical stuff. So he called them, he called us, I'm going to drive this into the shop or into the dealership if you don't give me a refund. And they just kind of like, you know, they didn't take it seriously.

No, you ain't gonna do shit. He's gonna say less. Here we go did you drop the headboard there too? I didn't hear it. Is anybody under the car? Is anybody under the car? Someone's... But yeah, he's obviously in a lot of trouble. Oh, he's fucked. You guys, but there's that other one.

They found Hannah Kobayashi. That's right. They found her safe. I know, dude. She's fine. She's a real... I mean, she's a shithead. Her dad killed himself.

But also... What an asshole. The dad had to have something else going on there. Yeah, I don't know. She sounds like a real head. Her dad killed himself. But also the dad had to have something else going on. Yeah, I don't know. She sounds like a real narcissist. But also there's no evidence your daughter's dead and you're like I can't find you. You tell your family they're going through hell. Crossing the border into Mexico on her own free will. But did the dad have some sort of previous depression and all that shit? I don't know. They say he wasn't sleeping and he just killed himself. But that's just too soon. also, you know her fellow employees knew where she was at the whole time and they didn't tell anyone

Wow, yeah, she would tell you she would tell her, you know co-workers like she didn't tell her family She's not like her family. What's going on? I don't know. She's probably mentally. Yes She's fucked. I tripped on some acid or ayahuasca cuz she apparently was telling people I was going through a spiritual awakening in my life right now. You don't tell your parents and you make your dad off some stuff? I don't think she even mentioned anything about her. And has she even come back yet? They haven't talked to her. No, I don't know. She didn't break any laws though. No, but apparently you don't like your dad much. I don't know. She probably didn't think he was gonna do that. It says after she was determined to have voluntarily traveled to Mexico, the FBI investigated whether she had

been wrapped up in a green card marriage scheme with an Argentinian national. Yeah, she was apparently. But also, you're an asshole. Yeah. Shoot your dad a text. Shoot your dad a fucking text. Shoot your mom a text.

Hey dad, I'm okay, don't do anything crazy right I heard you came to LA I'm okay I'll keep you up when I have time or your mom and sisters you don't put them through hell she sucks you suck is that it chin that's it she's just up we're gonna be be good news everybody we're at in Naples Florida everybody off the hook comedy club that's Friday Saturday Sunday then we got Comedy Zone port Charlotte December 26 27 28 daddy's getting ready for the shoot the special desert religion improv Phoenix, Arizona I just give you tickets on for sale at the mothership

I think they kind of sell on their own, but I'll put it you can't promote it though. Yeah, I can I gotta put it on my website I don't know why it's not on there Yeah, I can. I gotta put it on my website. I don't know why it's not on there. Kind of important, dude. Kind of important. Well, Comedy Mothership, January 10, 11, 12. I'm there. Let's go. Yeah. You want that on there, bud. You don't want to assume they're going to sell out. That's true. Because some guys don't. It's a terrible look.

Okay. We got Secret Santa on Wednesday. Don't forget, guys. Don't forget your presents. Secret Santa! I got somebody who reigns. It's crazy. Everybody's going to bring forget your presents. Secret Santa. I got somebody a rain, it's crazy. Everybody's gonna bring in their presents. We're gonna open them together. Shoot a reminder Wednesday morning, please. Yeah.

And it's early too, so. Oh yeah, we have to shoot early. It is an early morning show. You gotta leave. Yeah, I know. All right, kids, love ya. This is Fire and Kid, we're out.