The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1056

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

The guys recap UFC 311 and talk Bryan actually at the UFC 311 Islam Makhachev vs Renato Moicano event, Jiri Prochazka being awesome, Bryan's TikTok conspiracy theory, Chinese class exercises, Bryan being a quarterback in JV football, Dave Chappelle's massive bulge and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER TRUEWERK - https://truewerk.com/fighter for 15% OFF Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ Magic Mind - Focus and Sleep shots, bundled up for the first time, at a 45% off, just go to magicmind.com/TFATKJAN

What's up, pal? Well, buddy, an eventful weekend, a lot of things going on. A lot of things going on. A lot of things. You got, you got Biden preemptively pardoning. Everybody. Everybody. Which is a huge problem.

I don't think people realize because now every president can do that. And now the administration can do whatever they want. And there's no responsibility. It's crazy. They can just do whatever they want. Thank you, Joe Biden for, for. Worst president of all time? Uh, there's a lot there.

And McArthur. There are a lot of people that would consider that. There are a lot of people that are saying that he might be the Even Chuck Schumer said you'll go down as the darkest president in human. Just the biggest piece of shit. Yeah, he's just whatever I'll tell you what I was in Kissimmee, Florida or Orlando. Yeah, stay in Orlando Jimmy Buffett Let me get let me guess Trump Trump land from Trumpville Trumpville Trump flags out there. Yeah, it's pretty crazy We got the president. It's Martin Luther King Day Trumpville. Trumpville. Any Trump flags out there? Math. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. We got the president, it's Martin Luther King Day. So we got, and the president's being sworn in.

Our good friend Rogan's there. Mr. Joe Rogan's there. Theo's there. Is he? Connor's there. Love it. Both the Paul brothers. Connor McGregor?

Connor's there. Wow. And the Paul brothers. Yep. Geez. All the homies are there. It's all good. And then we've got, we had the UFC. I had a good time there. You went to the UFC.

I was at Mecham. Car went for $25 million. And the owner of the car said, nah. What? Nah. What? $25 million. It was Steve McQueen's 917 Porsche from the movie, the Lamont's movie.

Oh my Lord. Autographed by Steve McQueen. What? The, yeah. So Steve McQueen's grandchild, his son, so Steve McQueen's son's son is there, right? Yeah. Because they both passed away. So the son's there and they get up to 25 million and they're, you know,

that was expecting 25 and 30. So he gets 25, they give them Mike, the, the, the son, right. And, uh, you know, he says some words about his dad, how special this car is and all that stuff. And they, they, they can offer their way to their waiting. And they're like, no, the seller doesn't want to sell. I'm like, well, how much does he want, man? The rumors, he wanted 40 mil and the, and the owner's Jerry Seinfeld,

Jerry Seinfeld, he bought it in 2007 or 14 for like 1.9 mil. And he's looking for 40. What? And they think he's going to get it. What in the world? But dude, I was there just with all these people looking for cars and families like auction off, like their family collection and stuff. I was next to this dude.

He bought three cars, like million dollar cars. And within 10 minutes of each other, like it was like just picking out candy. Jesus. Well, I, I, this'll hurt. It was like $12 million. I was like just picking out candy. Jesus. What? Well, I, I, I, this'll hurt you. It was like $12 million. What? Yeah. And when someone bid on a Ford GT, a GT 40, this green one, it went for like 6.7 mil.

The guy was like, I'll take it. What? Well, some people like it. So I ran into Nate Bargazzi, great guy. Love Nate. Love Nate. He's a monster. Probably the best doing it right now. So I'm at the UFC and I'm with, you feel a little insignificant because,

oh hi Mel Gibson, hi Kevin Costner, taller than I thought. Yes. Through 6'2", taller, handsome, taller than I thought. And then Anthony Kiedis is there and I kind of talk to him and my buddy Kevin drops a video. It says this is the He circles it. I'm in the distance Watch me pretend and he is pretending to know Brian count was great. I saw that I liked it so I reposted that and and then

Who did I run into who are we talking about just maybe we saw the UFC fights? Yes I thought my gutsy crazy crazy. So Nate Who are we talking about? Just maybe we saw the UFC fights. Yes. Crazy. Crazy. So Nate, Nate, I'm talking to Nate and I go, now, is this a small crowd for you at this point? And he goes, I probably wouldn't even show up and he's talking around. And then he goes like this. He goes, but honestly, like, I love the sound and I'm, I'm looking at it

thinking and I'm like, oh my God, Nate, you can sell that many tickets. Oh my God. He goes to the arena and goes, like, I don't think people realize what that is. That Inuit. That's a new thing for comics. How cool is that Inuit Dome? Intuit. Intuit. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Brand new I think. Yeah, brand new. Yeah, pretty cool. But I was just like, oh my lord. Well, okay. Okay. We've seen Shane Gillis, he set like the all-time record in Toronto where like the Raptors play the most tickets ever sold. Oh my god. Yeah, he plays.

That Netflix algorithm, man, you know, and if you're funny, you will tickets ever. Oh my god. Yeah, he plays that that Netflix algorithm man You know, and if you're funny, yeah, we'll see it. It's not even Netflix. I mean Shane's comedy. I really on YouTube Yeah, that's right. Wow monsters do incredible monsters. You had fun at the UFC Told you We'll talk about this. I got a you have seated debate about the use debate about it. Yes, and we'll get into this. The UFC is very... It drives me nuts. I hate it.

It's weird, it's like I have a whole group of friends, I'm the only one that fought and I fucking hate it. It's so annoying. We'll get to that in a second. I hate it, dude. Got to know, and who's a fan of yours in the show, Matt Chesney. He plays for the Raiders.

Oh. Max, Max. Crosby. Max Crosby. Stud. Goddamn. Max Crosby. Great guy.

You didn't know his name? No, I know his name. He's the best defensive end in the league. Ridiculous. He's a complete freak. He's such a freak. I'm looking at him and I go, what do you weigh? He's about 260.

And he's just awesome. Look at him, all tatted out, hilarious. Great guy, though. Do you know how good he is, though? I do. I do. Because you didn't know his name. No, but I know.

And he, I talked to his guy, and he's going to get him, hopefully, I can get him on. Complete freak. Yeah, you talked to him, though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Complete freak. When you see him, though, when you see it, that doesn't do him on. Yeah, complete freak. Yeah. You, you talk to him though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Complete freak.

When you see him though, when you see it, that doesn't do him justice. He's so wide. He's just otherworldly wide, you know, but anyway. He's so good. Funny. Greg, he's like- He needs to get out of the Raiders, unless they get Aaron Rodgers. But yeah. I see him there and I go, I saw Marshall and Lynch cause I know him through Tarek.

So I was talking to him, but then you see him and he said, uh, I said, do you train at all? And he goes, uh, I said, do you train it all? And he goes, I've been boxing for five years, man. He gets in there with Sean Strickland and, and even Dominic Cruz, Dominic Cruz is just barring with him. Yeah. It's just like a little nag going, you're too big.

Yeah. Yeah. No, he's been a super fan. He's also a stockholder and, uh, he's part of the board for BKFC. He's super into it. Yeah. Yeah. Really into it.

Um, you had some pretty good seats, Brian. I had some pretty good- That's Mr. Joseph Rogan's seat. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I saw your seats and I went, okay. I brought my nephew. Were you bummed, because he loves UFC, right?

Were you bummed out, Serukin was in the main event? No, not really. I don't, I mean- You should be. I know, it would have been a crazy It would have been an umar. It'd been really good fight. You know, it's been so high level. Yeah, hi That's what you want. Instead. You kind of got cheated, you know instead Makachev's up whatever it was minus 2200. So that's what you get your main event

Yeah, the card delivered though. That card was fantastic delivered delivered What time did you get the jury fight was just so excited. Yeah, you fight fantastic It was so so good and you know, you're e because he's so unorthodox. He's throwing with his hands are down You're always waiting for him to get there's always a chance you can get knocked out or get you know Oh a lot. It's a reckless kind of way to do it So I make some great right but he's one of the things I watched being that close was his head never stops moving. His body- He was a lot better this time. Yeah.

Before he's got a little flat footed and his head didn't move as well, but he improved his head work. Wow. I love how people want to criticize, get your hands up. Well it's fair. It's not. He was world champion. That's what makes him great.

But he gets, yes, but you can get caught and you know- But that's the game he plays. That's what, that's the game he plays. That's why he's a fan favorite. Yeah, these people at his age like make sure you get your hands up fight traditionally Yeah, yeah, you were you were champ you weren't okay. He's just gonna keep doing what he's doing. Yeah, I said no more in contender Yeah, what a great fight former world champion great fight phenomenal. Yeah, and and just like fight. Phenomenal fight. Yeah. And, and just like athletic and just doing all that crazy shit. Yeah. And just such a- What time did you get there for the- Such a fucking showman in a way. Yeah. Did you get there for the prelims?

Yeah. Got there for the prelims. See, Peyton- Sorry, Peyton. Peyton Talbot. He's not ready. So that guy is the, is on the Brazilian National Wrestling Team. Yes. I think seven time champion national wrestling. Yeah. Now, it's Brazil, but he's a wrestler. I kept wondering. I was like, this guy champion national. Yeah. Now it's Brazil, but he's a wrestler. I kept wondering. I was like, it's got black belt. Not a good, not a good matchup for Peyton. Terrible matchup, terrible matchup. Yeah. Peyton's still the man. He's going to be the man. Yeah. But hey, don't buy on the cord. No, he's going to be the man.

It's just too much too soon. Like I said, seeing this on the shop show, this should be in UFC 311, deep waters. Umar wasn't ready for the deep waters. Talbot not ready for the deep waters. It's just, they're gonna be champs. Payton has a long, much longer way to go than Umar. He's got a lot of wrestling to do. Umar can look at it and go, okay, I can just fix this and I'll be a champion of the year.

Payton has like three to five years to go. But it's just these deep waters, man. Like they drag you to the deep water and you're like, oh, it's cold here. And those guys thrive in it. When you're dealing with a mirab, it's almost like, I don't know, like Rogan told me that after he won against,

I think, Cejudo, the next day he was out running. Correct. And part of his training, and another part is genetic. He has the best cardio in any professional sport ever. Besides, I'm sorry. No, I believe that. And that's some of us, God given, of course, a lot of his training. A lot of his work.

But it's like it's, it's other world. That'll break your soul. It's like King Velasquez. He could take, he wouldn't show up in the gym for like two, three months and come in and beat the show. Oh really? Yeah. They'd be like, Oh, I'm going to get them now.

And he just out paced. His pace was ridiculous. Yeah. And 30 takedowns, I'm going to get them now. And he just out paced. His pace was ridiculous. And 30 takedowns, Bubba, 30 attempt takedowns. And also such a high level wrestler, like just such a high level wrestler. But the thing with Umar, it's not a knock on, but again, everyone bought the Kool-Aid and including DraftKings and all that that, you know, because the Khabib and the Dagstand background, he has one quality win. Do you know, do you get San Hagan? Yes. And it was a decision.

Do you know who Marab have to go through to get to this point? Everybody, huh? Bring it up. Umar. Ain't beating all those guys. No, no. Umar wouldn't go on to feed against that. You're not on that. You're not on that. Umar. He has some shit to work on. Who knows a couple of things about wrestling. I don't know if you know. No, no, hold up. You're missing. You jumped straight to Hudo. Peter Yan. Peter Yan.

No, no, no. You're missing it. Jose Aldo, greatest takedown defensive all time. Beat him. Peter Yan, who knows a thing or two about wrestling, great take, beat him. I think he set the record of most takedowns ever. Henry Sayhudo, he's pretty good at wrestling, right? Took him down right away. One of the best ever.

Then Suga and now Umar. So I always go based off, all right, who's, the strength of the best ever then sugar and now umar so i i always go based off all right who's who the strength of schedule what's the background whoever they beat okay he's beat everybody good god but also good god they don't want to be champs he's also smiling oh good god they don't want to be champ and then umar let me go down his record okay be korey sandhagen that's it umar and by the way I'm smiling through the whole thing. Smiling through it. How do you deal with that? Not tired, ridiculous.

Now he's gonna look at his record before. Like Corey Sandahagan and nobody else. Yeah. Yeah. It's Florida Atlantic versus fucking Ohio State. I'm taking Ohio State. I know they're undefeated. I know they have the hype.

Right. Cause Ben Askrum was talking about that. Like you might be a great wrestler and that all that stuff works on that guy But it's not gonna work on the highest level guy But although I'd like to see the Compu Box numbers between Umar and Mirab Because I think Umar probably put his hands on Mirab's face more. Which is what he's a better striker. Yes No doubt. Yes, but that's one thing. That's also one aspect of fighting right? This is in boxing This isn't kickboxing, but just didn't do a thing to mark and now who was gonna be your champ. It's just not right now

He's not gonna beat a marab who's been in the deepest waters for seven high-level fights in a row Yeah, so he's 73% to 63 and had 21 to 27 so mar Morab had, yeah. Well, no, you're missing this B. So Morab outstruck them in the first round. They're basically tied in the third round. Umar outstruck them in the second round. Morab put a clinic on in the fourth round

and then fifth round's close. Unbelievable. And then remember take downs too. Unbelievable. And just pushing that pace constantly. 30 takedown attempts. He was, took himowns too. Unbelievable. And just pushing that pace constantly. 30 takedown attempts. He took them down seven times. Unreal.

Took him down seven fucking times. 30 takedown attempts. I don't know how he solved that problem. So Marab landed 111 of 259, and Umar landed 104. Even when it comes to strength. Unbelievable. Unreal. Umar landed 104. You'd be even when it comes to unbelievable. Unreal. Yeah.

But again, Umar is going to be a champ. It's just, I don't think it was going to be your champ as long as Marab's around. Well, yeah, no, probably not. Well, if he just needs a type, some loose ends, he also said he

broke his hand in the fight. Oh, he did. Interesting. Now, do you know Marab went in with the worst staff infection of all time who was also on antibiotics. So he thought his cardio was good. Oh, he did. Interesting. Now, do you know, Marab went in with the worst staff infection of all time, who was also on antibiotics. So he thought his cardio was good. Oh my God. What? Oh man, he was compromised. His biggest two is compromised. Oh no. They said most people that had his staff infection, they would probably amputate the leg. You know what he did? He wrapped it up and trained Brian and was on antibiotics before the fight.

I mean, he's just different. He's made of different shit. Best cardio professional sports history of all time. Man. It's the biggest weapon, the biggest weapon. Cause the number one thing anybody, world-class or not, the number one thing you're scared of knocking knocked out, not getting submitted. It's getting tired.

When you're going to get some Rob, you know, he doesn't get tired. It's the scariest fucking thing on earth. There's nothing literally terrifying, terrifying. Cause you're scared of getting embarrassed and, and you know, you just want to give up tired. You're not going to get these guys. No, no, there's no, no, but I'm just saying that the number one thing you're not going to get these guys. No, there's no, but I'm just saying that the, the number one thing you're scared of is not being in cardiovascular

shape. When you fight Merab, there's nothing you can do to match that. There's nothing. No one's scared of getting knocked out, submitted, taken down. You're terrified of getting tired. And you know, you fight Merab, he's going to fucking

number one fairs, getting tired. You're going to get tired against Merab. He's a nightmare. Oh, 25 minutes of hell. 25 minutes. fucking number one fair is getting tired. You're going to get tired against Moran. He's a nightmare. Well, oh, 25 minutes of hell. 25 minutes, especially that last 10 to be 25 minutes. Oh, it's going to be 10. Yeah.

And that last, that last 10 minutes is you're going to meet your maker. And you're going to meet your maker. You're swimming the deepest waters and you've never swam there before. And Rob lives there. He lives only paddles. He duck paddles in the deep end. You've never been there. before and Rob lives there. He lives there. He only paddles, he duck paddles in the deep end. You've never been there. It's all he does.

You know who's gonna be a real problem is that guy, Renier Derritter. RDA? He's just so. RDR? Yeah, he's so uncommon. I think he's heavyweight and lightweight champion. No, middleweight champion, one championship,

don't say BFL. Middleweight champion in one championship and light, heavyweight champion, one championship. Don't say BFL. Yeah. Middleweight champion in a one championship and light heavyweight champions has no striking, but zero striking. And he's Dutch. The fuck you doing? It's really weird. Going to kickboxing gym. No striking. No striking. It's hard to tell how good he's gonna be because he had one shit performance against Mershot, his first fight. USC jitters, whatever. Don't, don't hold that against them. Then Kevin Holland, he's lost four as last five, can't grapple, can't wrestle. All right.

We'll see. We'll see. They're going to give them somebody next. They're gonna give them somebody next. They're going to give them something. You can get somebody next. You can get somebody next. You want, you go in deep waters next.

What do you think? I don't know. He's about to use it. Deep watershed is real, man. That deep watershed. Brian, It's Everything it's keep fucking telling you and our friends. It's Everything at that level. It's right everything. Yeah, but he's a better striker, but he trains with Khabib He's Dagestani has the bears when I happens when somebody who's you be about that has he gone deep waters?

That hasn't I'm not bad on that. Yeah, and has, wait hold on, that guy lives in the deep water? I'm going that guy. That guy who goes in the tall forest lives there? This guy's never been to the tall forest? Oh that guy. Oh that guy. But you sip the Kool-Aid. That daggy Kool-Aid.

How is it? How's it taste now? Tastes like my pee-pee, right? Tastes like my pee-pee? Now, well hold on. Tastes like my pee-pee? Isn't our boy Marab, is he daggy? Georgian, piece of shit.

Nice try. Nice try claiming that, you fucking con man. Let me get a little something, but no, but here, bring up where Jory's close to daggy. Man, be cool, bro. But that's why Topia, who's Georgian, and Marab are boys. Oh, I see. Wow. Damn. Yeah, I see. Wow.

Yeah, you got cheated out of a great main event. Yeah. And if you're buying that Serugen had a back problem, I'm gonna take you deep waters right now. In other words, you think you might have had the yips. He had a weight issue. Oh. Yeah, the weight cut issue. Oh.

100%. The day before? I was gonna say that. The day before, and then Dana, their number one thing is if you don't make weight, fuck you, they can't stand it. You see Dana? Furious, furious at him.

He was like, nope, he's gonna have to earn his way back to title shot. You're like, oh, fucked up. And then Armand comes out, he's like, Dana's right, I'll do whatever it takes to prove I'm number one, whether it's one or two guys, all good. He's like, oh, that's a weight issue. That ain't an injury, that's a weight issue. That's what happened.

He put on all that weight. He put on not the bottom, but... But he looked, he was looking juicy. Juicy. And I don't mean juicy that way, I just mean juicy as a thick. No, it's normal for guys they put on that weight. So I think the weight cut was an issue. Hey, where you looking? Why you looking over there?

I'm looking at that man. What did you just say? I'd like to rewind the tape, sir. He, yeah, he's a juicy one. Hey, hold on, can we just put chin on Blaster? He put Georgia, like the state of Georgia to Dagestan. It's a, I didn't even look at that. So Georgia is a public.

I just typed in Georgia and that's a pop country. Well yeah, of course. South. Yeah, that'd be the south. That's okay. A lot of people don't know that. Let's take a little break, B, because one thing I know about you is your ball's deep in the NFL playoffs.

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It's a lot of skip junk jump away. It's 11 hours Oh, it's 12 hours. You see what I'm saying, Bo? So I get a little, it's kind of dog-a-stunt. Same kind of Turkmen people. Tell Marab that, see what happens. Take it easy. Tell Marab and tell Topiari that. Watch what happens.

Guys, guys, take it easy. I know. Different. I don't mean it that way. Different. Okay, okay, it's only 11 hours though, I'm just saying. Not close. No.

You had fun though? Yeah, I find it stressful. But it's stressful. Oh yeah. Oh, I saw our boy Skylar Aston. Oh, I love him. Great. How's he doing? He's good, man. He's good.

He's got remarried. Oh, nice. Yep, remarried. Jeez. And just a great guy. Looks like he's in shape, looks strong. Looks like he's working out. Nice looks like he's working out nice and No, you better get your peas and cues ready in Austin, buddy

Joe Joanna's there right now looking at school. Is that right? Yeah, she flew out this morning. I said I like that I really like that commitment. Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah Bees and kids are in order. All right Yeah, no, and I'll bring this hat I'll bring this hat if I have to that I would go take something else much I might take up riding a what might take up some riding and I might buy some cowboy boots and I think it's appropriate Yeah, I think I'm allowed to wear some cowboy boots. I'll wear them into do it. You know what I'm saying? Push yourself pretty comfortable. I Wore them in college

Cowboy boots I wore them in elementary. Cowboy boots. I wore them in elementary school. Would you wear cowboy boots? No. They're kind of uncomfortable. You really got to break them in to get comfy. They take a lot to break in. Narrow, narrow for me.

I need to display my toes. I have wide foot. I like my feet to breathe. Got to display my toes. Yeah, me too. Me too, daddy. Me too. I feel a little bit like a poser if I show up.

Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. Me too. I feel a little bit like a poser if I show up. Yeah, I'm with you. Not cool. Um, yeah, so. Weren't you talking to a builder from the Palisades? Oh, dude. I said it's going to come back five to six years. He says 10. He said he's a big builder.

And he said this in a way is good for my business, which is a terrible thing to say, since he felt bad about it. But he said, the people that think that the palisades is gonna bounce back and they're gonna, there is so much to do as a building. You gotta get rid of all the toxins. There are environmental, serious environmental issues, not just with the soil and the trees

and everything else around. All the houses, the cars that burn. The water table. Of course. The water table. There's so many things that have to be done, so many. I think five, six years it'd be back decently. Yeah, of course. Water table. There's so many things that have to be done. So many. I think five, six years it'd be back decently.

Yeah, but you then have to guarantee, see, I think it's 89% of the houses in the Palisades or the California insurance plan, the state plan, they had, because state farm canceled everything there They represent 89% I think of the houses or it's up in and I'm saying the palisades because they couldn't get They couldn't get insurance any other way Did you see the video of the guys taking a torch to oreos? It was like I want my house to palisades made of oreo. The oreos don't burn

Uh, it's like so many to Palisades made of Oreo. The Oreos don't burn. It's hilarious. He was like, somebody needs to make a fucking Oreo house. That's hilarious. That's funny as shit. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I think it's an unmitigated disaster. I believe it's the costliest natural disaster in the United States history. 150 billion? In the United States history. Yeah, 150 billion. I think, is there any truth to Ben Affleck losing 50 million dollars in a safe because when you have a fireproof safe

It's all good, but all your paperwork and everything else is gone. It gets burnt. Okay. It's so hot Okay, so I still burns the inside. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like putting in the oven, sir So what happens is all your money is ash If you believe you had 50 million in cash Then I'm gonna sell you an umar being champ next week. Yeah, let's see Hurricane Katrina was pretty bad Katrina 250 bill. I think we're at 150 bill Just money yeah, hey, let's figure it out. Yeah money. Yeah. Hey, we'll figure it out. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't even know. Hey, so real quick, the, with Rogan at the Trump stuff, is he there now? Or is he there last night? I'm gonna take this off. Okay. Cause it's, it's, it's very uncomfortable. Yeah. But you know what I'm saying? Was he there? Is he there right now for the speech and everything? Or was he there like, cause then at dinner last night,? Is he there right now for the speech and everything or was he there like because they're there last night? He's right there right now. Okay, last sitting very close last because last night him and Dana and Trump They had their tuxedos on and obviously tonight Trump or today Trump's not in tuxedo And then I saw Dana speak and he had an all-black suit. No the inauguration was today

No, I know but last but last night was the big probably a party or some of some kind. Yeah celebration I wonder if they um, I mean if you're Trump you've got to keep your mind really focused, you know But last night was the picture. Probably a party of some kind. Yeah, celebration. I wonder if they, I mean if you're Trump, you've gotta keep your mind really focused. You can't let your mind wander. None of those gentlemen can. No, and I think we might wanna, cause what you want is you wanna get that sense of flow.

And I think I'm gonna say- Now let me ask you this, we know Trump needs, he's not short on energy, we could help him. He drinks a lot of Diet Coke, he's like your boy, a lot of Magic Mind. But do you think it's stressful being president? You think you gotta get some sleep? Do you need some rest?

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Yeah, and I'm gonna drink this right now. Dude, sleep and clarity? Sorry if you notice my energy jump after this. Sorry if I seem more flowing. Sorry if I take and cure cancer. I just like the taste. All right, you're off to Vegas tomorrow, buddy? Yeah, buddy.

I'm doing a corporate gig. Had a gig, and I apologize to everybody, at the Venice West. And I thought my gig, my corporate gig was tonight. It's tomorrow. Okay. Woke up this morning and realized that. And then we're supposed to be tomorrow at the Venice one? Yes.

Okay. Invited a lot of people. My sister bought 10 tickets, it's not good. Oh well. Yeah. And they're a small, great thing in the Venice West. You're just gonna reschedule? Yeah.

Interesting how powerful Rogan is. We ate at Via Veneto. I invited you. I know you guys invited me, I was in Florida. And it was me, Joe Rogan, and Eric Weinstein, and we ate Via. And it was was so good and Rogan was like This is that this food is so good. I don't know what to do with welcome No, so he goes I'm gonna blow this place up and he just he makes he posted a video. I guess I

Got a call from the manager was like dude There everybody come. Oh, yeah, all right, but it's the best kept secret in LA. I'm like god damn it We've been going for a hot second. Yeah, everybody come everybody. They deserve it. The place is great. When you're that good It's like Scopa. I mean, you know better. Yeah, just unbelievable or local peasant. Let's another place out here. They're great. Mm-hmm Yeah local peasants actually isn't that in where you live out near? Yeah. Yeah, I just go there all time Yeah, you and I went there when we saw the that's right remember that's where we're at we saw that Mongol uh Hells Angels yeah a couple of those Hells Angels I go to local peasant with the boys it's their favorite after all the games we always go there yeah I like it a lot owned by the same people then now I have a I

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it's gonna be hard. I don't know how you do a 90 day moratorium or like suspension because it's been passed in law, right? But let's just say there is, there's some shenanigans going on. And I think obviously TikTok is worth way too much to just let it go. It just is. It's got a crazy user base, probably worth a hundred million dollars maybe more. It was a hundred billion. Yeah. And it feels as though or makes some sense that X is a player in the space, truth social is a player in the space.

To somehow fold, this is a conspiracy, to somehow Elon Musk buys or a conglomerate of people buy the monopoly. Well, they buy TikTok. It's a very profitable business. And truth social gets folded into that deal. Now hear me out. Truth social goes under that umbrella as well. Now truth social stock goes way up and Mr. Trump is worth, well, even more money.

And that's how you- But what's X have to do with it? That's how you, well, X was Elon Musk. So he could, there could be some kind of a- He won't do that. A folding in, no? Elon won't do that. Maybe I could see truth because nowhere near as big with yeah X is massive

it's massive, but you know it'd be an interesting I think some kind of a Conglomeration or deal is being oh, yeah, I'm figured out. Yeah, I really do We'll see but do you what do you think is meme coin and then drop drop? I don't know does it make you feel weird about Do you, what do you think of this meme coin? And then, and then I don't know. Does it make you feel weird about it? Um, but here's my thing.

We're worried about China, right? China is this big enemy, big bad wolf out there. And we're worried about them stealing our information via Tik TOK, but then we sell them land. That's always been something people talk about. Here's why it's not a big deal. That land is here in this country. So in the event of an emergency, we take it back. Just take it back. Yes. Yes. That that's always what I was.

Can't they get info? Maybe they always have had info. Yes. They get their info. The Chinese. Do you think them getting the info on TikTok's kind of a, I don't know, smoke signal like, ah, my feeling. Good reason. Go after them. Just tell, just tell the Americans that they're going to steal their identity.

It's like, I think there's other ways they can do that. I don't know if it turns your camera into a listening device. I don't know. But I would say this. I think that the biggest way the Chinese, from what I have read, gathers information is through their student base. So they have a lot of students that are in all these PhD

programs and they're all in science and math. And by the way, our AI labs, a large contingent of the AI programmers and developers and, you know, computer scientists are Chinese nationals. you know, computer scientists are Chinese nationals. If you talk to anybody in the intelligence community, you are automatically a spy for the CCP. And the reason you are is because you don't have a choice. You're giving them information. You're going to do their bidding. And we know this. Did anybody in this room care when TikTok got...

I didn't even know it was taking down. You know, the issue I have with it, and I think I've said this before, is that, like, anybody can go on there like me, gain some sort of following, and then people can send you money and send you whatever. And like, you don't know who's sending you that money. It could be a kid. Like, it's just, I don't,

plus I think it's ruined the music industry, so I hate it. Yeah, were you the one talking about the OnlyFans thing where like a 14 year old can be your family? Yeah, a 14 year old can follow you, and it's on TikTok too. They're gonna send you their little like lunch money and you take it. Or the girls that drive me wild are the ones who put their wishlist, Amazon wishlist up there and there's like a sports bra they want for 14 bucks.

Like, are you kidding bro? You buy it. And you buy them the sports, you buy them and it's ships it to their PO box. Weird. Yeah. But Hey, there's suckers out there and that's their hustle. Yeah. Is it American to take that away?

Not really. That's true. It's just a marketplace, you know? And I don't know how this works. I don't know how you change the algorithm because that's a Chinese algorithm, right? So they own that. For Americans. Yeah, but they still have it.

Because their TikTok is different. Their TikTok is completely different. Yeah, of course it is. Theirs is educational. Yeah, what a surprise. How interesting. You know, like. But how many people, but here's to China's defense, which is insane to say, how big of an app would China be if it was educational in America? How many kids are going to jump on there? They're just gonna go to zero. Yeah, so it can be what it is. I read an article the other day that in China every like school has a school nutritionist that has to have gone to like four or five years of like nutritional school and they only serve like fresh fruits, fresh food, like everything has to be fresh. Yeah, they do it right down there a little bit.

And then they ask some of the kids like what's your favorite food and like a bunch of kids are like broccoli. Nerd alert. Famine. Nerd alert. Good for them. Good for them. Have you seen how they exercise in class?

No. You haven't? No. Oh, bring that up, Chin. Bring up exercise. Chinese kindergartners are little kids. It's pretty crazy. It's wild.

This one? Yeah, right here. Right here, right here. Is that real? Yes, it's real. No. Yes, it is. Watch. No, Brian, I don't think that's like mandatory. It's just them messing around. No, it's it is real. It's how they work out. I promise. And I

went to China, the mainland, and I don't do this. Brian. I swear to God. Brian, Bubba. Ryan, Bubba. Bubba, listen. It's how. Hey, Bubba. Hey, buddy.

Buddy. Bubba. That's for the, that's for social, that's for TikTok. No, it's how they get, it's how they get their like, yaiyas out so they can concentrate. They all look like little metalheads. I know, those. No, they do that.

I don't think so, man. You can pick up so many. I think they do regular dancing. Look at the dancing. So much of this, dude. I don't think so, man. You can pick up so many. I think they do regular dancing. So much of this, dude. I'm telling you. This one looks more legit. I love it. Yeah.

I love the principal. The principal's awesome. Come on, dude. The K-pop star. He looks young. Yeah. He's great. Okay. All right.

Yeah, there you go. So we need more dancing in school, guys. Might help. Okay? Yeah. Oh, I started watching a new show on Netflix. I know what it is. I'll tell you what it is.

Primeval. Dude. American Primeval and Peter Berg was there. It was everything I could do. I had to go up and go, hey, can I kiss your ass because you're amazing. Fucking so good that guy. It's just too short. Peter Berg? Six episodes. Oh, yeah. Peter Berg. I don't hear about physical fucking structure. I was like, huh? No, I don't give a fuck. As long as they do cool things. Not as always. That show is so good. It's so good. So violent. Jesus.

How about living back, how about living in the 1800s? That's a good time. Fuck you. Crossing the, crossing the. Everybody just, everybody wants to kill you? Yeah. The Indians, Mormons, Mormon mafia. It's fucking nightmare.

Yeah, and what they would do is sometimes you'd have, you'd have these, you'd have bandits, right? These like white dudes who were like just, you know, and they would wait, they would wait for the wagons to come and they would kill everybody, the men, women, children, rape all the women and everything else. And then they would take all their stuff and then they would mutilate them and point paint on them

to make it look like it was Native Americans. They'd do that all the time. Good stuff. Have you guys watched it all? Nothing? It's so good? No, I haven't watched this yet. Oh, I started on the plane to Florida

and I freaking binge watched all six episodes. Is there gonna be a season two or? I don't know. It's painfully good. It's painfully good. Stressful. It's stressful. It's harsh. It's American Prime American Primeval Jim I don't know

what the fuck that is hold up one sec American Primeval oh not yet okay what are we gonna do now we got some you're gonna see current events let's go yeah that's them it's the get this the guy from Little Survivor too. Taylor Kitsch is great too. Yeah, he's great. Damn. He's really good. It's so well done.

It's just so short. Six episodes and I'm like, come on, man. One episode's like 36 minutes. I'm like, dude, come on. It's true. It's so good though. And he's that actor. It's so good.

So good. It's hard to act like that. It's like just though. And he's that actor, it's so good. So good, it's hard to act like that. It's like just everything about it. Whenever I watch shows like this, I think about what it's like to be on set. You would hate it so much, dude. The costumes, the makeup, the holding those positions that you're outside, it's cold, you're fucking, it's a lot. I wonder where they shot that

It looks like they probably shot it in like, you know Montana and places like that sometimes It's just like Calabasas. She is so good man Such a good actor You know, it's New Mexico Wow only two of two of the 130 days film taking place indoors. I've spent, I shot a TV show in New Mexico twice, two years for two years, and it's, it's a very stark area. Yes. You know, you train out there, right?

Yeah. All right, what do you got, Sanaz? Okay. Let's start. Oh, I'm gonna start with this one first. Yeah. This one. So this is something, I was gonna start with this one first. Yeah. This one. So this is something, I was just on a plane this weekend,

it's driven me crazy forever, and now it's being called Isle Lice. It's the latest air travel annoyance. You know what that is? That's when you're sitting in row five, and the plane is about to board, but the person in row 17 is already standing up, and has mushed their way to the front,

and thinks they're gonna get out before you. Yeah that's wild. Hey Brian can you plug in your thing I think it came off. Brian, Brian, this right here the cord just plug. My cord came off? Yeah. Oh fuck dude. You got it? You wanna do it? Yeah I got it I think. I'll do it? Yeah, I got it, I think. I'll do it, bud. There it is. I got it. I got it, guys. I'm back. So, it drives me wild.

Yeah. And I usually film them. My wife loses her mind. I film them. And I feel like it's my job to teach people manners. Does this drive you guys insane? Yeah, my wife goes nuts with it. It drives me insane, but it's us, like, all right. It's one person. I don't say anything. I'm sure as fuck not job to teach people manners. Does this drive you guys insane? Yeah, my wife goes nuts with it. It drives me insane, but it's also like,

all right, it's one person. Yeah, I don't say anything. I'm sure as fuck not gonna film it, but. Oh no, I do, because I get really frustrated. And so it's becoming a real big deal. So like American Airlines claims they're now like gonna put a stop to it. The first thing was called gate lice,

where people are like in actually boarding group nine, but they go in with boarding group two. Yeah. So certain airlines shut that down. Yeah. Cause I made a mistake where you think you're there and they're like, what are you doing? Oh, this is a video someone took of a passenger.

Is this part of it? I'm not sure. Invading the passenger's personal space. This is another issue people are talking about. You know when people put their foot up and you're rest next to you. This guy's just reaching over. Filming and shit.

I feel like society gets lost when you're on an airplane as a plane. This guy's all up in our grill. Yeah. What's he filming it for? It's always weird to me when people film the landing or takeoff. Like who's that for? He's like, that guy unrolls the fuck out of me.

Hey, stop filming your stupid... What are you going to do with that? Yeah, what are you going to do with that? Guys, there was a woman on my 6 a.m. flight clipping her toenails. Oh, seriously? Yes, and then there was a man eating Indian food, warm Indian food at six in the morning right next to me. And I looked around like, where's the hidden camera?

So this is a big thing that a lot of people are noticing now. Yeah, it's a problem. I've been noticing it a long time. Yeah, I go, I don't know. Maybe I got to get somewhere. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not next. Right, right.

Here's a new one, guys. So Trump is gonna be signing a bunch of orders today, and the first one is to define sex as male and female, and that they are not changeable. How's that even a headline? That's just normal shit. That's how crazy we went. There's a very strong movement.

Strong is a loose term. It's not that strong. In the last cabinet it was. This cabinet's just normal and it's a heavy. You ever wonder how that happens? How all of corporate media, all of Hollywood, all of the fashion industry, all of the big tech, half, the entire Democratic party goes along with the fact

that if you say you're a woman, you're a woman. Like, no questions asked. Crazy. Caitlyn Jenner won woman of the year after being a woman for one minute. Okay? It's all crazy. So I'm sorry. And then are we still talking about Jenner, Ferman, Carrot?

We're not though, babe. Is that what we're talking about? I know. It's over. All right. All that madness is over. So this is mainly- The loony bin is over.

All the woke madness, it's finally over. He says this is mainly to prevent like on currently on US passports you can do male female or x. That's scary. And um it's they're also hoping it'll change things from like you know prisoners who wants to get sex transgender tech you know changes while they're in prison. This is not over dude this is going to be challenged like a motherfucker. You'll see, and it's gonna be hard to overturn. The main thing is children, you know? Yeah. I think it's criminal, and...

But... Yeah. What else you got? But you know, here's the thing about, like, I will say about him. It's not like he's totally, like, bombarding against everybody. It's not anti-trans. Exactly. He's not like he's totally like bombarding against everybody. It's not anti-trans. Exactly. He's just like, can we leave? Can we be normal? Yeah. He had the village people at his victory party.

Or how about being, how about science? How about just being responsible for science? How does that sound? Yeah. Yeah. Next one is just a funny video I found online. Yeah. Can you turn the volume up on it? See, now that, I can tell you right now. I can tell you right now. You do not have that kid in front of an animal that butts and rams, okay? Just listen to the background. Damn it. Oh, jeez.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. He's fine. The mom goes, that's all right, he's fine. Yeah, that's a deer doing deer shit. At mom goes, that's all right. He's fine. Yeah, that's a deer doing deer shit. At least it's more like the Chester. And by the way, he just picks his kid up like he doesn't know what to do.

I mean, I don't, I just don't understand. You said this was the second time that it happened. I don't get it. I don't get it. I kicked the fuck out of that. I remember in, I was in Vermont, my friend's farm. This ram, this ram was, it didn't have horns. It was a young ram Button shit out of you

No, if you were in there you had to get he would come right at you man And just but the fuck out of you fuck those things. Oh man, you have to constantly be like I watch out Make me and Jay in Florida watch that American Primeval. I said that that like Everywhere you go you got to be on guard. It must be so stressful living back then. Oh my God. But it's basically the life of a deer. That's right. You're a deer.

That's right. Everything's trying to kill you at all times. Turkeys are that way too. You can never chill. Everything wants to kill you all the time. Your food. You can never chill. Never chill.

Think about being a deer. You have no way to fight. You can't even drink water, dude. You ever see a deer drink water? Yeah, at all. I'll take another sip. There's just like, schizophra. Schizophra, like, just anxiety all the time. Coyotes or anything else? Yeah.

Yeah, of course. And then the other friend's like, yes, everything is here to kill you. Everything. Just always be ready to run. Oh, and Larry, we can't fight. We have nothing. Nothing.

And watch this. Your ankle's swollen. Oh, okay. You twisted your ankle. Oh. And watch this. Your ankle's swollen. Oh, okay. You twisted your ankle. Oh, you're dead. Oh, no. Now the only thing God gave us is speed, that's out the window?

And you, oh, no. You ever see deer eating birds? What? Yes. Yeah, they will eat birds. It's pretty creepy. What? They're like ground nesting birds.

Yeah, you need protein. They'll just eat. Well, that bird deserves it. That's great. There's a duck right there. And the horses will eat a chicken. They'll bite a chicken and eat it. Anyways, it's a terrible video, but yeah, they do eat birds.

All right, nevermind. That's okay. Here's one. I'll let you guys watch the video. So this little boy was blown off his feet because of a sewer drain exploding. And I felt bad in the beginning until I read the article. Let's play the video. There he goes. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. How old is that guy? My little boy, my boy, my boy. But hold on a second guys. Do you know why it blew up? Methane gas. He threw a firecracker down there. I know about this stuff too. Yeah.

Is he okay? He was treated, he took to the hospital and was treated for his injuries. He's expected to survive. Well, that's not good. He looks like he's about 14, 15, yeah? I mean, he's got a lot of stuff. No, he's like for his injuries. He's expected to survive Well, he looks like about 14 15. Yeah, I mean he got launched No, he's like a little he's like looks like a eight-year-old No, he's a lot younger than that can't tell when they're about he's a very little boy. He's a very look at him. I heard He's probably like tiger sighs But this happens every year I caught China. I think sent that little

Yeah, I hope he doesn't have permanent injuries though. That's how you break your neck and shit Yeah, don't put firecrackers and there's gases in their sewer, I'm not sure what type but that's why it happens Yeah, they see those other moms. Yeah Stick a little break and talk about crappy here be something you specialize in I know a lot about. So if you've lost your hair like Brian. I was a Tim's customer for, I don't know, let's call it four years. You're not a good advocate for them, so let's not mention that.

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Is that newer? No. Yeah, it's on there. Oh, I thought I got you. So Drake is filing a defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group for Kendrick Lamar's song, Not Like Us. Well, he's saying they pumped up the views and we're like promoting it. Yeah, but like, I guess they do it to all music artists.

But in the history of the rap game, isn like, I guess they do it to all music artists. But in the history of the rap game isn't, don't they diss track each other all the time, right? I don't think it's more this more of a business move because he his money's predicated on downloads on the music. And they're saying that his Kendrick Lamar's numbers were falsified. Well, it's also on the song. He called Drake a pedophile. It says UMG intentionally sought to turn Drake into a pariah a target for harassment or worse. The complaint reads UMG did so not

because it believes any of the false claims to be true but instead because it would profit from damaging Drake's replication. Yeah because he was in some sort of negotiation for his new contract. Yeah. So there's definitely some foul play there. He claims UMG and Spotify inflated the streams of Not Like Us, like you said.

Lamar's not shy of going after people, huh? Lamar? Right? Lamar Jack, I mean. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When you say last name, it was. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar.

He's not afraid to. And remember, he's playing at the Super Bowl and he's playing this song. Really? No, we don't know if he's playing this song. Yeah, no, they said he's playing at the Super Bowl and he's playing this song. No, we don't know if he's playing this song. Yeah, no, they said he's playing Not Like Us. I bet you don't say the pedophile thing though. No, I can't. He can't say a lot of it. They'll probably portion it. But they did say he is playing Not Like Us.

Usually the Super Bowl thing is like a remix of all the like greatest hits. Yeah, his lawyers would probably say, hey dude, you're in the middle of a lawsuit. Don't. Also, the Super Bowl is not gonna let that ride. Yes. The suit and all. Yeah. Drake's... ever since the titty thing, they don't let anything go. So it says, days after Lamar released the song, Drake's security guard was shot outside his Toronto home. With the palpable and physical threat to Drake's safety and the bombardment of online harassment, Drake fears for the safety and security of himself, his family and his friends. I don't blame him.

Yeah. So I guess that means like what's too far now when you're... Well nowadays... I mean look at Tupac and Biggie, they both died from that stupid game. Yeah, your fandom can, you know. Yeah. But him suing doesn't help his safety.

When your fandom has guns. It doesn't help his safety, exactly my point. No, sorry, cat's out of the bag. You know? I think it's more of a Strategy for business stuff when it comes to Spotify I mean damn Justin Baldoin he files that $400 million lawsuit against Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds This is gonna be very interesting. That one is yeah, that's gonna be God. I wish I cared

You know Well, I kind of care cuz she sued him sexual harassment, and I think she was weaponizing it. Yeah, fair. And I think it's going to be... He's going to fight back, change the game so people won't do it? He's got receipts. Oh, he does? Yes.

What happened was, she's... They're all set together. Well, the movie did really well, right? So when you read about this, it's kind of interesting. So this dude read a book, someone turns it of interesting. So this dude read a book. He said, I want to transform a movie. He raised $25 million. He writes the script, somebody directing. It made $350 million.

Blake Lively decided to take the movie away from him. He wasn't even allowed to edit it anymore. He's got all the receipts. Oh, he was the creator and start in it? And the editor said, we can't even talk to you as part of the studio. Oh, wow. Because Ryan Reynolds got involved with his wife. Powerhouse, yes. So he goes, I can't, he goes, wow, haha. He goes, I can't even like,

I can't even like see the cut of my movie. My creation, yeah. Okay. Which I don't know if people understand that is like, you know, it's the crazy shit. So hard to do, yeah. And, um, and he said, well, well, let's continue to take the high road. I don't want to disparage her. Blake Lively starts to see all these articles coming out about her online and all this like clips and stuff about, and they're drumming up old interviews and how she sucks. And like, you know, even army hammers, like, you know, the person I really had the worst time with was Blake. So, and it's also should be noted Ryan's known as the nightmare well yeah I mean yeah big time I could tell you that I could tell you I've heard I don't like super difficult I've heard some stuff from a good but

he's also he's also so talented so funny that's why he gets away with it that's why he gets away with it, yeah. But very difficult. But that, yeah, in Hollywood, people that seem amazing a lot of times are amazing. And then there are a lot of people that seem really amazing and maybe aren't so amazing, right? But is he difficult or is he methodical? Like he just has to have things in a certain way. I don't know.

The answer is I don't know. I don't know Ryan Reynolds, so I'm not gonna say anything bad, I don't know Blake Lively. But what's interesting is that she then says she thinks that Justin Baldoni and his media team are doing this because she kicked him off the movie. So she goes to the fire. Yeah, so she goes, Oh, you want to play this game? Okay, watch this. And the way she got him off the movie was she complained to the California Civil Rights Board. It was kind of a private thing, but the studio was like, all right, we don't want any trouble. So one of the things she said is she goes, then I think what she found out when she filed the suit

that he sexually harassed her, saying, for example, you came into my trailer when I was breastfeeding. All this stuff. And he was like, and he gets dropped from his agency right away. At this point, he's the hot new director. They all want him.

He had a feminist award. This is his shot. Yeah, he had a feminist award, all this stuff. And he literally, I mean, it was exactly what happens when you get me too. Yep. Right? And he was they I mean, it was it was exactly what happens when you get me to know, right. And he was a huge me too. Like he was a big proponent. Yeah, you know, all about he's that's a whole different thing. So the problem with Blake, and she's gonna have is that he's got all the receipts, Baba, he's got every text. And every text is him going, let's take the high road. I don't want to

attack her. I don't want to destroy it. I don't want to do any of this stuff. He goes, it's sad. What's happening. And his policies is like, yeah, you don't have to do a damn thing because even though the kid caught you off the movie, but then there's a thing. Is it too late? Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. You can fight it. Johnny Depp style. Oh dude. It, he hired Brian Friedman. Brian Friedman is, is the lawyer's lawyer in Hollywood. He's a beast and they have 90 pages of receipts, sir. Oh wow. 90 pages that are directly contradict what she said. But here's the thing is Hollywood gonna let him back in? Oh yeah. Cause she's more powerful, him or Ryan Reynolds. Oh well, the problem with Blake is that now

when they go into discovery, when they go into discovery they can help every one of your emails, every one of your things. You're gonna be in, the internet's already, already chomping at the bit. And when people realize that you literally sued somebody for sexual harassment, when the last thing that guy did,

the Latin, you can see it, it was that. Even Perez Hilton was like, let's take a look at this. It's gonna be bad. Well, hopefully he comes out on top because this bullshit has got to stop. Also, if that's true, fuck like live in run random. You'll see.

Fuck them. You'll see. Bad people, man. There are people out there that have no problem destroying your in run random. You'll see fuck them. You'll see bad people man Um, there are people out there that have no problem destroying your reputation. They don't care for a little something for themselves Of course scumbags. Yep, and I'm always amazed to me. I'm always amazed at how how just shitty people are Yeah, and I know you are too. I'm not amazed. I expected. Yeah, I expect it now people you and now I do Yeah, now I expect but I've been naive for a lot of my first saw the headline like I don't know man Yeah, and then we know some background on Ryan. I'm like, I don't know, right Remember Johnny Depp and Amber Heard people were on Amber's side for a long time and the receipts of course once came out

They're like, oh she sucks. Yeah, she's her son called him a wife beater and all that stuff She cut off his finger. She's a, yeah. There are a lot of people. Real Tomcat. Yeah, there are a lot of people who are, they're their ambition. I mean, I've been in this business a long time.

She got away though. Amber Heard, you never hear from her. That's right. That's correct. Okay, I'm gonna take my ball and go, I lied. I lied, my bad, my bad. Isn't there a rumor that one of her kids is Elon Musk's kid? Well, I don't know.

It's not real? Well, they were dating. They were dating, but I heard sometimes he makes them sign NDAs, because he has like 11 kids, right? Correct. He has a lot of kids, yeah. Yeah, I think one of hers is his. I think they were dating, I know that, so who knows?

I don't think she had a kid with anybody. She's way too vain way too vain You would have seen it. Yeah, she's working. You would have seen it. She would never have a kid. She's Just gonna ruin her body That is a person that is only about themselves and it will kill anybody in the way Okay, and there are a lot of people like that and Johnny took one for the team and 30 million dollars defending himself. Yeah Disney but my bad, baby, you still live in a world where a woman can tell one story and... Yeah, I got your fight back now.

What's that? It's swinging the pendulum. It is swinging now, yeah. Well, no, what he did, what, see, the other thing that's really new about this case is that he sued the New York Times. Any lawyer will tell you. You cannot sue, like, you can't sue a publication, any lawyer, because I'll say, dude, you'll spend $3 million, it'll take five years and you'll lose.

Because the press is protected, they can do stuff. But the reason that he did that was the same reason that Dominion sued Fox. They knew that now all those reporters have to disclose all the communication they had and all the ass kissing. And now you go, Oh, you took everything out of context. New York times, everything. You never put one thing, you only took her story and destroyed his reputation with that article. And it was deliberate. It was malicious and they're fucked. He's suing Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds for $400 million and the New York Times for $250 million.

I'm a fan of this guy. Dude, because Brian Friedman was like, what happens is your lawyers come to you and they go, hey dude, I'm the biggest lawyer in LA. I do this all the time in the world. We got a beautiful case here. Please allow me to take this. Please allow me. Give me 20%.

You don't have to raise a finger because I'm going to all the fucking money those guys and you're gonna. Oh dear Sharkies I ain't talking about the Mexican the New York Times doesn't want that. They don't want to go into discovery They don't want all that shit out there out that they're just they'll lose a lot of money, dude and and it's I'm telling you that I promise you the only thing that they're dealing with right now is The only thing they're thinking about is this lawsuit because their lawyers are coming in and going we fucked up this this this uh their lawyers are going like this we got we're gonna fight it there's gonna be good why because they're bullies and then when someone fights back like fuck he's actually gonna go forward with it like yes he is no he's gonna scorch the earth yes brian freeman said i'm gonna sue her into

oblivion unfortunately that's what you have to do to get your reputation back well because they go to that extent. Let's be very clear. When Blake Lively did that to Justin Baldoni, what that is, is she's murdering him. You're murdering somebody. Especially in that business. You're taking a 42 year old man and you're saying you're never going to work again. And he can't do anything else.

You'll never work again if that stands. You will never work again. You're going to pick up a trade with the 42? You'll never work in Hollywood again. And you finally made it and then you want to fuck him? You're the bad guy. If that stands, you will never pick up a trade with the phone. You'll never work in Hollywood. You made it and then you want to fuck them. You're the bad guy. Your powerful husband. His, his, his, his William Morris drops them right away.

Of course. Everything goes like that. No, there's no bigger cucks in Hollywood than agencies. Well, it's all money. WME, CAA. They care about money. Yeah. They're going to side with whoever the most powerful

person is. It's no principle. They suck. I knew that. Yeah. There's no integrity. They sucked. I knew that, yeah. There's no integrity. They sucked. Well, they're just, yeah. They pray to one god.

They have no talent. That's the god of money. They have no talent. Pray to the god of money. Yeah, and they have no fucking talent. Scum bags. They suck off the talent of other people. And then as soon as they gotta defend you a little bit,

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I do care about that now. I do too. This is a nine year old kid by the way. This is going to be Tiger soon. Oh, I saw this dude. Come on, quick feet. Yes sir. Yes sir.

Great corner. Come on buddy. Come on. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Yes sir. This is most impressive, this. Nice dude, nice. Right here, this is most impressive. Yes sir, yes sir.

Let's go man, you got it. Damn, that's awesome. Little Tarzan. Come on, set it. Nice dude, nice, let's finish. Let's go. Are you kidding? Little beast.

Yeah, that kid is 18. He has a kidney issue. That's what I was thinking, I'm not kidding. What a stud. Look at him, he's ripped at his. I thought he was like a little person. He's got a great little athletic body too. How do you even start teaching a kid this stuff?

Do you think you hold him as a kid? Well, first, he's probably good at pull ups, they notice right away. He's got, he's probably good at pull ups. They notice right away. He's got monkey bars. He's really athletic. He's not scared. Most kids are scared. He's not scared.

Not scared is a big one. Fear is a big thing. Yeah. I mean, I saw Tiger was playing football this weekend. Yep, I'm his coach. So football and baseball. Yeah. Does he like one better?

He loves both. Oh man, that's going to be hard. It's not real. Football, still not tackle. Okay. And then how about this dad, he's been bothering me to sign up Tiger for tackle. I'm like one more year of this, then he's gonna tackle. And I see him at the game. He's like, dude, I was trying to tech ship blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, sorry, I've been busy, man. He's like, yeah, we're looking to sign Tiger. He'd be great. I'm like, I know one more year of this, then we'll do it. I was like, how'd your son go? He's like, well, you know, he, he's playing this really good team

and he plays safety and he ended up in the hospital, man, due to concussions and he had a bleeding of the brain. I was like, oh, Jesus Christ. Tackle football? Jesus. How old? Tiger's age. No, no, no.

I said, how the fuck that? I played tackle football since I was six. I've never heard of this. He goes, the problem is they played a really good team He was the free safety and they kept busting out on big breakaway runs So he kept tackling him with his head kept so it was like over it over over And he goes by the end of the game. He just like fell fell over. I'm like I'll call you I'll call you here terrible promotion for tackle ball

But I mean that kids an outlier most kids are safe Yeah, that kid may not be built for that to correct. Remember we talked about that Like if your kid was built for it, you'd be like, okay, maybe size of Tigers neck will be fine No, I I tried to play I Was on JV when I was 14 Tell you this no Huh, how was, I was. How was that? Huh?

How was that? Okay. Well, here's the thing about me. I would put that out. You had cold? The cold, mama. Yeah, not for you. The cold would cut through me.

Yeah, the deep water. And also I was so fucking skinny. Yeah. And I'd get hit and I was like, I don't like this at all. You bruise these things. Yeah. At all.

And I was not good. No, some kids are gonna just tell like, yeah, he'd be good at tackle. This kid would not. No, I wasn't like this at all. At all. And I was not good. No, some kids are gonna just tell like, yeah, he'd be good at tackle. This kid would not. No, I wasn't fast. I wasn't strong. If you're gonna be small and skinny, you're gonna be fast as hell.

Yeah, but I wasn't. I'm not built for football, sir. We have a few more. Okay, so a friend of the show, Tom McDonald, just dropped a new song with Roseanne Barr, and it's called Daddy's home and it's about Trump I love it. Can we play it? No, we're not allowed to okay. It's great. Well, there's an agreement Like she looks great

She's making a comeback Good for Tom, but in the lyrics she says like they tried to write me off as a racist I'm not and like I think you know But in the lyrics she says like they tried to write me off as a racist, I'm not and like, you know, it's a Tom McDonald song. Well this is kind of a comeback where you know like everybody's been treated like shit. We've all been told we're racist, we're all been told we're fucking sexual assault, we've all been told we're all these things. And you know people, we've all, the COVID thing was a debacle.

You know you kept my kids in masks and it's just been a constant attack on traditional Americans. It's over. traditional Americans. It's over. Fuck you. It's over. Yeah, fuck you. What else you got? And now payback. Couple more.

We talked about this a little bit ago. Urie, big fan of him, you guys. You notice he shaved his head. It was to honor this fan of his who he brought on stage, Ashley McGarity, that she's going through cancer. And I just thought this was so cool. I don't know how you can hate on him.

How do you not love this guy? Yeah, I can't. How do you not love this guy? How do you not love this guy? You know what I think they should do next for him? It's not gonna be Alex. He needs one more before he talks for a third time. I think Robert Whitaker. A light heavyweight. Cause Robert wants to go to light heavyweight.

I think that's the fight. Two big names. You beat him, then you can fight Alex. Or if Robert wins, then you fight Alex. Isn't that cool? Yeah, that's cool. He's awesome. How do you hate him?

I don't get it. Hate him? Who would hate him? You know, some people were right in the comments. The crowd went crazy for him. He did it to cover it. No, no, no, no. When I was there and he was looking at-

He's a fan favorite. Dude, the crowd, like now he's fighting Jamal Hill. Jamal Hill's American. Jerry is not American. Everybody else, they go USA. And they booed Jamal. USA, Jamal. They booed Jamal. Jamal Hill's American. Jiri is not American. Everybody else, they go USA. USA, Jamal. They booed Jamal. Jamal has a lot of haters.

So he gets booed everywhere. Yeah. I guess that was, yeah. A lot of reasons. But Jiri, Jiri's just standard looking. They love him. Straight samurai style. Samurai.

I don't know how you cannot love him. How he's not your favorite fighter is wild. He is mine now. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm looking at my nephew, who's a huge fan, and I'm going, hands are down. And I'm just, I think Jamal's got those one, two, straight down the pipe.

He's gonna get caught if he's not careful. But man, his head never stopped moving. So this one we already talked about. We don't even really have to go on it. TikTok's back in the United States. If you can scroll down, you'll see the message. Yeah. You know, thanking President Trump.

The world was in shambles for eight hours without TikTok and thank God. Well, you know, you know who was sitting behind him at the inauguration? The chairman of TikTok America. Yeah. Oh. And you know who gave him a lot of money for his campaign? The champ. It's all political.

It's all that bullshit, that sleazy bullshit. Last one I got for you guys, you know I'm an SNL nerd. They had Dave Chappelle on again this week and he actually had the longest monologue in SNL history. Got a lot of credit for it, I don't know if we're allowed to play it, but really he does this great job of not really letting you know what side he's on.

Yep. And you know, the party said about Trump is he's like, listen, like whether you like him or hate him, like Mr. Trump, like we're all hoping on you. We're all putting our hope in you. Yeah, you have to know. But can I tell you what stood out to me the most that I couldn't take my eye off of?

Chin, can you show the picture I just sent you? Oh yeah. What is that? What? What? Samaz, I like where your head's at. And I think this is probably the most important question that has been raised on this show.

That's a big black dick. Now that's. That doesn't even look like a dick though. What is it then? That's a cock, and that's a heavy cock. Why is it a heavy piece? And that's a heavy piece. Now unless he's tied that thing off at the base,

we got ourselves a winner here. We got ourselves a good old Python. And it shouldn't surprise us that he's working with that. Yeah, that is not a mic. That is not a mic. That's not a mic, sir. And he didn't put his pants on in a hurry, and that's not a sock. That's a big black cock.

I know one when I see one. That's a big, actually. He's got a big brain. I smell that from a hallway. That's a big black cock. That's a... Yeah. I know one when I see one. That's a big black... He's got a big brain. I smell that from a hallway. That's a big cock. I smell that. I'm literally trying to listen to his monologue and they just keep zooming in like I have so many.

There's nothing... all that matters right now is that. Dave has a big black cock. That trumps Martin Luther King. That trumps inauguration. Yeah. Trump's Trump. That trumps Trump. That's a Martin Luther King. That trumps inauguration. That trumps Trump. That's a big black cock.

And I think we have to take a minute and just do this because Dave Spell. Or just give him a moment of silence. Or just a moment of silence. Big black cock. Of silence. And that big BBC. I mean, he's not wearing underwear

and he's just letting that thing. That was my question for you men. Is he wearing underwear? No, he's not. There's underwear out there. No, there's not. It's too loosey goosey. he's just letting that thing. That was my question for you men. Is he wearing underwear? No, he's not. There's underwear on there. No, there's not. It's too Lucy Goosey. That's commando as fuck.

That's commando as fuck. And I bet you he doesn't even know. That's a big black ass chick. He was like, what, this little old thing? That's what he said. That's a BBC. That's a BBC, dude. I mean, there's no question that that is.

But it's so sharp. Unless AI fucked with it. Great monologue, though. Oh, you think maybe it's his shirt tucked in. It's a sharp. I'm not AI fucked with it. Great monologue though. Oh, you think maybe it's his shirt tucked in. It's sharp. No, look at this one. So why is there that, why is there that? But even, but then what's the big pipe?

What's the big pipe? No, I would say this is his dick. That's his cock. That's his big cock. But then why is this so sharp? Why is there? That could be the tuck, but either way, that's a big black cock.

Why does his shirt have a shaft? Why does his white shirt have a huge black cock? And that thing, and that's relaxed. Well, that's a, that's his white shirt have a huge black and that thing and that's relaxed well that's a that's a that's a that's an impressive and that's just chilling too just chilling that's a lazy bbc i'm just gonna go to the full i'm gonna be in a suit see like and like look in the like the full shot here come on now it's just so weird i'm no detective that's a big bad cop i never went to detective school, but I can tell you right now, sir.

I know one. I don't have the badge, but sir, he's guilty from BBC. Hey, I'm the dick police. And I just want to give you an award. No, I'm an expert in dick. That's a cock. That's a cock. That's a BBC if I ever see one.

Good for him. Yep. Good speech, good dick. He'll out-rich ya, out-think ya, out-comic you, and out-fuck ya. So there it is. Legend, big dick. He talked about how Lorne Michaels called him as soon as Trump was elected and was like,

we'd like you to come on and do this episode. And he was like, no thank you, not touching that. Oh wow. But that Lorne kept calling until finally he was like, you know what, I'll come and do it. But again, his monologue was so great, like you never really know what he believes in. He just talks about empathy and he's funny. He's a great comic and.

How was it funny or more? It had funny parts. Yeah, but it was more serious. Yeah. That's Dave. Serious topics, they intertwines, you know. Love it. Weaves in funny in it.

That's Dave. Love it. Yeah. Anything else, Jen? That's it, right? That's a confirmed BBC. Well, we did it again, Bren Yeah. Anything else, Jen? That's a confirmed BBC. Well, we did it again, Brennan. We did it again. Give me a pound, buddy.

Keep your dots on the road, man. This coming Tuesday, I'm at SHOT Show at the Wynn for Tier Tactical and I'm doing a corporate gig. That is tomorrow. So if you get this and you're at Shot Show, come by. It's gonna be fun. It's free. And it's at the Wynn. And then I'm at Bloomington, Minnesota. That's House of Comedy, House of Comedy. That's a good gig, actually. At the mall in America.

It's gonna be very cold. I've been there, you stay at the mall. February 13's gonna be very cold I've been there you stay at the mall February 13 14 15 yep and then Miami Florida February 20 21 22 is this Miami Improv or Dania Dania I believe the loose Miami's a loose term yeah that's Dania because there's Miami Improv and there's Dania it's north Miami yeah alright kids well that's it God bless shout to Dave Chappelle this big black cock there it is alright this fine kid we're out