The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1057

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

The guys talk moving to Texas, the Drive Fast All Gas Giveaway winner, Tim Kennedy, Brendan working the GFL, Nate Marquardt's street fight story, Super Bowl predictions, Elon Musk hand gesture controversy, current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - Focus and Sleep shots, bundled up for the first time, at a 45% off, just go to magicmind.com/TFATKJAN JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Oh man, Donnie acting up already. Donnie acting up already. Guys, little cockapoo. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's not a cockapoo. Whatever the hell he is. Doesn't really matter. Yeah, I know. Unless it's one of those main breeds. That doesn't matter. People ask him whatever you want. Doesn't matter. It's a golden doodle by trade, but whatever you want to be. That's right. Friendly guy. You know what he is? Friendly shitting guy. Daddy did a little stand-up for some of America's finest heroes swat guys Tier one operators hard the whole time. I was rock hard the whole time I when I say this I really did stand up out in Vegas in Vegas and it was People are you're out there cuz it's the big gun thing. Yeah, it's the shot show

The only reason I knew it's all turn tactical posts like his new venom, a gun, it's pretty bad ass. I just want the. Well, the shot shows the biggest it literally you could be there for a week and you wouldn't hit it. It's like SEMA. It's seven floors in the largest. Yeah. It's crazy.

It's the same place. SEMA is I think the convention center there. Just go there. If you ever, anybody who's a gun control advocate, go there and see how, go there and see if you think you could ever stop Americans from loving and buying their guns And also if you could it's also a civilian thing, but there's a whole sort of Industrial military industrial complex that's so big people can't understand it

It's a they brought you into do stand-up for all the boys. Yeah, but what I was there and this particular group is Yeah, but when I was there and this particular group is Outfits some of the you know our baddest people on the planet and it was very interesting because you're in there with these like CIA paramilitary Delta Force seal team six You know SWAT guys when I tell you and this isn't that big a deal when I tell you that I was I Had to have been the weakest if you had a deadlifting contest or something It was it was just they're all just built a lot of them built like you and if they're not built like you they're shorter but just as wide savages savages savages it's just hilarious to see all of them just all monsters but I love that crowd because they anything goes yeah they're

not gonna offend them yeah cuz they spend their time just fucking with each other all the time so there's nothing dark shit. So the humor dude the levels pretty high the levels high they see some dark shit But it was pretty cool man in and out dude didn't purchase any guns No, I did not purchase any guns at all nothing. Can you buy them out there bring them back here? You can't I don't think you can probably buy them and drive them back. But there's a whole, yeah, go through there. California's you could ship it right. California is less. It's, it's LA County. That'll fuck you. Yeah. Well, that's where we're at. Yeah. Yeah. So you can go to Ventura. If you live in Ventura, you can carry a gun. If you're in California, the market for Ventura is literally a mile that way.

That's right. It's so crazy. That's right. And then you can, there you can have a bunch of guns. Really? Yeah, you can, no problem. You can have a concealed carry. LA County stuff. Yeah, LA County. We're in the toughest county. You ain't doing it.

Toughest county. Even if you're a bodyguard, like even if you're a bodyguard, you cannot really bring your gun into LA County to protect your, you know, person. Wow. You have to go, you have to be a part of a federal agency Those hands right? What's that? But I get those hands right? I get your hands right, bro. I went to I

Went to shop take because we finally did the giveaway for the Mustang the dude won on Christmas Eve Hmm, and then we're gonna do it like the following week and then the fires started popping Oh, and he's he was right in the heart of it Look at that nice gentleman him and his wife. Oh wow. And he was right in the heart of it. Look at that. Nice gentleman, him and his wife. How about he had a Mustang, not as good as my Mustang, but he had a Mustang, he sold it

because he had a baby and needed a dad wagon. And then he's like, yeah, I sold it dude. And then next thing you know, he looked at his wife, he's like, how crazy would it be if I won? And she's like, you're gonna win, good things happen to good people, and this motherfucker won look at this him his wife freaking out and and this is a hell of a car yeah I told him I said dude

oh this was the one you this is the one you peeled out and gave me the finger yeah I got here and I was like we're gonna do the podcast and he just gave me the fact that what the we gotta do it oh yeah this was now he's pop man good dude he's a personal trainer that's really cool personal trainer and he loves that thing oh dude what would you say the Mustang guy oh I don't know the custom interior all the upgrades 100k 100k North Hunter's game bro all the upgrades carbon fiber GT wheels so that's a badass car right yeah it's a badass right right? Yeah, it's a badass, right? I'm sad to see it go when he's driving away a little so when guys who know cars they see that they love especially a Mustang guy

Yeah, cuz Ford's released it. I think this weekend a bear Jackson the new GT 500. Well, I think Rogan got one That's basically a GT 500 even a little more sauce. So yeah, if you're a Mustang guy people are gonna love that. Yeah Really cool And what's that cost right there? that 2020 probably get for I Mean, I don't know you 120 yeah, it's expensive Shelby. I'm nice. Would you do it? Also? That was it? I did that this morning That's is that the new that's

22 do this one. Is this a new one because this looks insane if it is if that's the new one take my fucking money Is that the new one? Let me look at 2025 damn That's the new new No, that's it. Hmm. That's pretty bad. Sorry. That's a wide body kit. Probably. Uh, yeah. To show how much horsepower that new one comes with. Do just type in 20 specs.

That's to be 800. Mine's about 850. 5.2 V8. Price around 100 loaded. Okay. Mine's about 850. 5.2 V8, price around a hundred loaded. Okay. I was a little off. All right. Okay.

I was a little off. 800 here. Okay. What's it say? 800? 800 horsepower. Yeah. All right.

So we beat that. Christian beats that. In shame. I love me a Shelby Mustang. Yeah. What else? What else going on? That's about it, man. I mean, the talk around the campfire around the house is Texas. Because Joanna got back last night. She's loving it. Yeah, she likes it. She's just, you know, just like, we're both scared. It's a big move. Yeah, big move. Maybe the biggest. Yeah, she likes it. She's just, you know, just like we're both scared. It's a big move.

Yeah, big move. Maybe the biggest. Yeah, it's nerve wracking. It's a little bit nerve wracking. They're wrecking. I mean, but it does feel like the epicenter of a lot of stuff. Well, the difference is, is, you know, when I moved from Colorado, LA, I told my family, I'm like, I'll be back in a month. I knew I was gone forever. Yeah, I was like, I'll be right back. And like, okay, so no one was that sad. And I just stayed out here forever. Yeah. And left everybody behind. But it's just what it takes. Like had a dream. That's what it takes. Like if I was single, I'd be there tonight. Yeah. But when you're dealing with three kids, wifey, father-in-law, mother-in-law, the staff here, you're just like,

it's a lot. It's a big decision. Yeah. It's a lot of pressure. Yeah. I haven't been sleeping great. No, no. And that's not, and also at 40 months, very stressful. But back in the day, like again, when I fled Denver to get to LA, I was like, whatever, I drove, stopped in Vegas, got my dates, like, you know, I did my thing.

But, um, it's's there's just a lot more That you can't fly by the yeah see your pants anymore at 41. They're like Yeah, there are a lot of other people that matter. Yeah Yeah, this is like it's something you're gonna have to really dive into it We dive into it with the business managers like number wise like, you know, obviously, there's no state tax, but there's property tax This right they're gonna get the government's gonna get there. Yeah like number wise, like, you know, obviously there's no state tax, but there's property tax. They're gonna get, the government's gonna get theirs. They're gonna get theirs.

Yeah. They're gonna get theirs. I just think that overall it's a good move. Yeah, me and Lex went through the pros and cons. The cons are, there's not too many. No. There's a lot of pros. Yeah, a lot of pros.

You see the houses out there in Miami, you're all, oh wow, you get that for that? That's right. That's crazy. Yeah. But then I did join did join i was like i'll be honest with you it was snowing when i was here and freezing i hate that it's a little cold sometimes and very hot in the summer yeah look everywhere you go but it's hot here it's hot here bro hot here but for your boys they're gonna love it yeah i think the people in texas are great they just you Texas are great. They just shockingly friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone keeps saying that and keeps talking about it. I don't have any problems here. Everyone here is friendly too. I don't think so. I think there's a... Are your neighbors mean? My neighbors are awesome. No, no, no.

There's a market difference though in a lot of ways. There's something about Texas. The South? Yeah. I think, first of all, I agree, like LA. So maybe because in Hollywood, it's just not that way. It's cutthroat in Hollywood. If you're with regular Angelinos, they're real people.

They're awesome. People that go to Dodger Stadium, they're fucking real people, man. They go to Dodger games, I go to Monster Jam, I'm at car shows. That's what's also in Texas. People are awesome. Yes. Yeah. Florida's the same. When they're friendly, I'm like, I've been car shows. That's what's also in Texas. People are awesome. Yes. Yeah. Florida's the best.

When they're friendly, I'm like, I've been everywhere, man. No one's mean. When you're in a neighborhood where people have to rely on each other, where people work together, it's fucking great. It's great. It's when you get into a world where people have a lot of money, where I live, they have a lot of money. And if it's crowded.

Yeah. I could do without the traffic. I think something about having a lot of really rich white people around They don't need well, they don't need you or anybody else. So that becomes this is not a neighborhood. It's just not They just have their own thing you they have their own thing and I don't mind that do you though? I I kind of do. What I loved about Venice growing up there was when I had my tiny house in Venice, everybody else had a small house, little bungalows. They'd look out for each other.

And everybody was, we were a neighborhood. We just knew each other. You know the mailman. You know everybody. Yeah, community. It's a community. You can't put a price on that. You're saying Texas.

Nobody had money. Nobody had money. Everybody's like middle class. Yeah. I think the thing that scares Joanna is like now There's a Starbucks five minutes away. Like, you know, she meets her friends for coffee like you know I don't give I could live in the middle fuck in the desert. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good, dude I don't need anybody but she like, you know, she does her soul things and there's yeah, she's like

I that's very important. She's like is there postmates out there? Like what? Yes, there's everything Yeah, I'm like, it's that's very important. She's like, is there a postmates out there? I'm like, what? Yes. There's everything. Yeah. I'm like, it's a major city, man. Yeah. But now you're me driving a little further. I was like, like where we're at, like Tigers baseball cage, where we go, it's five minutes from us now. Like we might be driving 15 minutes.

Everything's going to be further away, but less traffic. Yes. Might not just be up the street anymore, but they have it. Yeah. That's, that's, I think, I don't know anybody yet. And I've talked to a lot of people who moved to Austin, who don't like it, who want to move back.

I don't. Um, and I actually know a lot of people that went, families too. Yeah, a lot of people. And they're like, dude, we love it. So. Yeah. I, my biggest thing is these fires and then

seeing how the cities run and There's other things going on too, but yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't know man big decision I mean my boy Nathan at fusion motorsports where we do the giveaways at here He lived in like Alta Dina passed in his house straight up burned down and then I was like, what are you doing? He's like we're living out of hotel right now, man. It's terrible He's like my kids are having a blast because they love hotels, but they don't realize like I have to figure it out And he was saying it's an unmitigated. Well, I told I said you have insurance right? He's after insurance gives but think about it dude, like I would make so much more money selling my house

We've been there nine years. I you know, I had equity in the house They're gonna give me I might make 200,000. You know, if I sell it to somebody now, he's like, also who the fuck wants to live there? He's like, it's going to take for years. Yeah, you can't. It's too toxic. That's what he said. He goes, it's toxic around there. I got little kids. He's like, so like, and then I told him, and then he's like, and then my neighbor stayed and fought the fires and his house is the only house on the block that survived.

He was, he can't live there because the toxins he's like, so even if you stay back and fight, you can't live there for a long time. It takes a while before you move back in. And he's like, then you're not selling it because no one wants to move there. He's like, it's a disaster. It's a true, I didn't even know what to say. Let me know if there's anything I can do. And there's anyway, nothing you can do. Well,'s anything I can do. And there's nothing you can do.

I'll let you know. And there's nothing you can do. The pilot on my flight this morning from Vegas goes, one of those guys, Swat, thank you guys. And if there's a little bumpy when I land and it's a hard landing or if there's a little bumpy out there, I still do take tips. And he's like, ah, ah, ah. Oh, and you're making the jokes? Real quick. And tips. And he's like, ah, ah, ah. He's one of those guys. Real crazy.

And he said, then he goes, and if anybody is going to LA and you live in LA and if you've been affected by your fires, if you've lost your house, if you have any friends, we from our heart really are sorry and we're there for you and if there's anything we can do to make your life a little easier, please let us know. He goes, obviously there's not a lot we can do to make your life a little easier, please let us know he goes obviously It's not a lot we can do

Who make here you like for now a little more comfortable, please don't have a million dollars I can give me a meal. Yeah, so I can replace my house finally I want to thank you I know a lot of different ways to get to Vegas, but this you chose this I'm like, hey, bro They just not that many other good bad. We're all good. We. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying his best. Yeah, just come Yeah, I didn't think I have a talk cuz my house was maybe you could help me give a hundred thousand I can have a quick He was saying he was like, yeah man, like my insurance covers it

He's like it gives me a fraction what the house was worth when you think about it I've been off selling better off selling it Take a little break here pal Now James these twins I walked in you, Brian, you look really good. You look sharp, man. I said, why is that true classic? Yeah. And then I put this on.

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I'm sorry. Yeah, I see a man. Yeah. Actually, let me use the shop. There are people in other countries. I was thinking about the gosh, I can't second fucking It's so crazy. What are you gonna do? Well, there's nothing there. So yeah, I don't really know. Oh, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna get a huge team a federal grant to clean up all this toxins and then I'm gonna rebuild everything with this Well, then driving in there's another fucking fire Yeah, it's all you I'm like what is that? The first I was like, it's a big-ass cloud. It's all, I'm like, what is that? At the first time I was like, it's a big ass cloud, it's low. Yeah, yeah, well somebody was talking about, somebody, very smart guy I was checking with,

and he said, you got a bunch of tinder boxes, you got 100,000 tinder boxes in the desert. And the way houses are made, with the wood they're made on, they're so flammable. And with the HVAC and the roofs, when one ember gets in there. Go time. It's go time.

So there are ways to make houses more fireproof, especially the roofs. Metal roofs, there are a lot of different ways, but it's expensive. It's just, there's a lot of things that go on. But also, like the areas we're in, like before they did all this building and all this, everyone moved out here,, it's well known,

that area that I live in, the Palisades, Malibu, before they ever built houses, they're like, this is fire risk, this is a huge fire area. It's not like it's new. Whether there's houses or not, fires start where they're in that area. They were warned before they built the Palisades, before Malibu, hey, high risk of fire here.

Fires happen all the time. They still build. Yes. Yeah. It's a lot of money. If you can sell it, you're going to build it. And roll the dice. Yeah, well.

You know? And then I guess the palisades is actually on higher elevations. They have to pump the water up. And it's all that trouble. It's just a lot of trouble, man. There's a lot of things that, you know, even if you had the fire hoses ready, there's a lot. I mean, when, when those winds are blowing a hundred miles an hour,

tough to stop. Good luck. Even the firemen will tell you, did you watch Trump's, uh, I did good speech. Yeah. Well, I thought that speech was funny because he's talking about what a disaster the past four years are. And they're right behind them. I'm matching that they're right there. They're right there. It was so great. Michael Obama didn't show up though.

She didn't show up. I'm sorry. What did you say? Michael didn't show up. Please don't. Please don't say that. That's a man. We know that. Yeah. No, no, no. Hey, dude, I'm not the biggest conspiracy of that man. No, no, no. I'm begging you not to say that. No, that's a man. That's fine. No, but I like how he kept that same energy was like fuck Trump and didn't show up when others were like fuck Trump But it had to show us her use her proper pronouns, please. What were they? He and him She did no, come on. Hey, you don't believe that now now Barack does like his himself some Dick apparently you saw the Tucker Carlson interview saying the crack-head. He fucked all I'm saying is what I'm saying

But yeah, do your thing do it on your phone Yeah, do you see him and Trump being super chummy with each other? Yeah, they're all boys Well, I mean they're all friends when you're meeting I talked to some Red Sox and then when they're retired they're all boys in the back. Well, I talked to I talked to a And then when they're retired, they're all boys in the back. Well, I talked to a congressman who's a Republican. And I said, when you run into AOC or whatever, and he's like, I mean, when we're in the hallway, we go, hey, how you doing?

It's not, you know. They don't hate each other. It's not like, fuck off. And they also get it. Like when Chuck Schumer's like, Trump's a fascist, Nazi, and he's Hitler, you know those guys have dinner together. Trump sees that as a good thing.

So that's less and less But you're 100% right back in the day. Yeah, they used to they used to go to same seat because their kids could play baseball She had DC but yeah, they kids play baseball in the same league. So they're all there. They're all hanging out Hey, how you doing? Then they change they change the rules They change like the the hour so now they don't hang out as much but all these functions and I'll fucking not now It's how human beings are. Like at debates, they're in the back chumming it up. They're all terrible people.

It's just choose your terrible. They all suck. Well, some people get in there trying to make a real difference. I think that's why we're famous enough to have people pout. No, some people get in there trying to make a difference, but what happens is you get corrupted. You're compromised. Yeah, the great thing is that you go in there, and I'm going to do this, I'm going to do

that, and the old guard come in and they go, let me explain something to you. You're going to do what your donors tell you. All that funding, that all goes away if you want to get rid of, insert whatever policy. Well, and the biggest thing that people are not talking about, and I'm sorry, this is Jeffrey Sachs and I happen to know this

from other people, and it's just a fact. You know, war, and I'm not saying anybody's going to know, but this from other people. And it's just a fact, you know, war and I'm not saying that anybody's know, but this is something people should know. Money making. War is great business for us as Americans. So what happens when there isn't a war and this is going to change under the Bush administration.

I mean, the Trump administration, because Trump is not, he's not, he's anti-war. Yeah, he's not a war monger. But let me explain something to you. Ukraine, the Ukraine war is very good for American business because every time we send, when we send quote unquote aid, it's American companies making all that

stuff and sending it there. Not only that, when an American company, when we give them an outdated, a tank, a tank, we give them a tank. Well, guess what? That tank, you could sell it for $6 million or whatever. That tank though has to be replaced, ladies and gentlemen. So it's very good to give that tank and then we have to replace it in the lineup. And all the parts.

Now that new tank is going to cost you $100 million. So for a politician, it's great because he keeps his state in business. Yeah. Because you've got factories. Doesn't make it right. Well, no, it doesn't. Does hundreds of thousands of people die? Well, you think, you know, what it really makes you figure out another way to make money.

Our intelligence agencies go, uh, and I don't care what anybody says about this, but this is a fact, there is a, there is an incentive for the CIA, et cetera, to instigate conflict. Of course, because what else are you going to do? America and business. Yeah. And, and the Jeffrey Sachs, who's a

professor at Columbia makes a very good argument. He's like, you can say whatever you want. It was so obvious that the Ukraine war was avoidable. We could have avoided that. Of course. So was the destabilization of the Assad

regime, which created ISIS and this whole thing. And I would have told you, I would have told you, you wasn't watching too many movies. Now as I know a lot of these people, as I'm older, holy shit, it is too much for me to bear. I've always been on that train, but. I'm gonna have, Sam has always been on that train. I'm gonna have myself a magic lamp.

Sam's always been on that train, yeah. I'm gonna keep myself going here. I didn't sleep much, so I got to get myself going. Why didn't you sleep? Because I got caught up. I was in Vegas and I got caught up in, nope. I made the mistake of putting on American Primeval and I'm not finished yet.

But you know what happens. You know what happens. It's too good. I stayed up way too late watching it. My wife was, you got to turn this off right now. It's so, you can't. It's so good. I'm like, So yeah, it's so good. Damn it It's so have you watched it?

I'm the one that told you to watch it Yes, you are it's so good. No somebody else did my brother Yeah, it's my Nobody knows about it Nobody knows about it's great. I hope this is it hope there's a season two this enhances your sleep If you want this enhances your day, but if you want the sleep shop, they got they got the sleep shot They haven't sent us the sleep shot. I could come in right now. It's coming You get two shots for 24 hours of mental performance sleep shots for better sleep focus shots for daytime clarity

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He just can't back with Lee. Yeah, you just can't fly can't fly. So you can't make companion can't make the pain Yeah, so Rogan's looking for a replacement. I said let's write oh three gangsters. Just three of us Yeah, but there's some good people out there Some good people. Yeah, okay Mm-hmm It's hopefully Hopefully we had some names floating around. It could be a good one. Take this off right now You like that jacket on me? Yeah, yeah, I do good finally tight. No, don't say fly No, you don't say fly dude fresh. they just look nice do I look ill I'm

asking I like the all black yeah like the all black you do yeah what shirt is that though still can't get your chest company that I did something for and they gave me these I shot a pilot didn't go on it you should said I did something for I can't talk about it yeah I guess militant this and that yeah, I literally that's everybody. I met last night everybody Of course I see this this got a bunch of guys like my age and all just completely jacked and Just like, you know, just hard-looking Spartans and I'm like, so what do you guys do and they all they go then? I they look around I go well well don't be that obvious about it and then

another guy met his hand was I've never felt a hand that strong and he was your size and I go what do you do because he liked my set he comes over he goes I really like that I go I go what do you do what do you and he goes I'm in software and I go are you yeah you're in software and he started laughing. You're so hard, dude. You can't be telling their secret. They don't tell you anything. No.

And you keep asking. Ask a lot of questions. A lot of questions. But those gentlemen that made the podcast of, uh, Tim Kennedy. Yeah. You know, I stuck up for Tim and then they're like, Oh God, shop sticks up for Tim.

He has no clue what we're talking about, you know? So I respond back to them. I was like, you're right. Straight up, straight up. I have no clue. I know Tim from UFC and from training. He's a good friend of mine from that. Bad ass.

Yeah, I don't know shit about the military. I probably shouldn't have said anything. Yeah, it's better to stay out of those things. It is. Cause that community is their own thing. Dude, I fucked up. I fucked up. I would say. I fucked up. Yeah. Because I don't, I have no clue. Yeah. I read the book. I thought the book was amazing and I know Tim very well. I don't really read any of the books. What do you want to say about Tim?

Like Tim to me and what I've seen with my own eyes, I know he's a badass. So he might have been, I think they're accusing him of being Spider-Man who maybe got caught putting Superman's cape on, something like that. But he's a badass. There's no question. He saw a lot of action. But when it comes to guys that are in the same, you know, the Special Forces guys, that's why I went... Yeah, you know what? You're involved in that. Oh, you're right. And I went, you're right. I shouldn't have said anything. That's better than not being involved. I shouldn't have said anything, my bad.

That's their own thing. I went, I don't know fuck all about that one. That's the whole community. That's their community I mean, I shouldn't step any I hear that grenade. No pun intended I personally appreciate him because I've seen and I've helped him with it in a very ministerial way But I've seen how much effort he puts into helping veterans who suffer from mental schools. He built yeah giving back Yeah, so that's I know that's that's that's the time I know it comes to it'd be like me I know that world but I'm just saying it'd be like me commenting on an NBA team That this dude played for and I've never played be like no, it's like this like you weren't you didn't play in that game

Dude, yeah, we're in the locker room. Sometimes things are better to just kind of like There I just know that the guy I know I love That's all I'm saying and I know Tim from the guy I know, I love. And the guy I know is a badass. And the guy I know. That's all I'm saying. I know Tim from the UFC days. He's one of the best people I know. He's one of the best people. And he's considered one of the best people.

Outside that, you boys got it. But the one thing, the things that I just dilate on is how much he does behind the scenes when nobody's looking for people who are really suffering. And I don't think those gentlemen are talking about that. They're just talking about just the service stuff. Yeah. And you and I have no fucking clue.

But we do know from John McPhee and those guys. I don't know. Do they? I know nothing. So I went down a little bit down the road because I read the book. We do know that Tim 100% has seen a lot of action. Okay. Yeah, he saw a lot.

Again. And did a lot. Whether he's seen, whether he's been on a million deep missions or zero, it doesn't matter. I don't know. How would I? We know he's done a lot, and everybody agrees with that. So everybody agrees in the community that he's done a shitload of badass stuff, like

you know, been in combat a lot. Then we get into this other thing where they start getting into details about how many grenades and stuff I don't I'm not getting involved. You know I am the jump It's like the 50s the gentlemen are talking about business and I'm the chick with a fat rack making lemonade I need to shut my fucking trap, but they went bad on Marcus Littrell and apparently there's some inconsistencies with lone survivor What I know about that Marcus Littrell guy. He was a Navy SEAL He got fucked up beyond recognized. He's still limps. He got addicted to painkillers because he went to hell and When they did the book and the movie Marcus Latrell with all the money of all the proceeds He gave it all to his fallen brothers. Oh, yeah, that's that's me. I'm like, I'll buy you drinks, bro

This is how this works. I got your drinks. All I know is what I saw the movie Love the movie all I believe every bit of it. I don't, I don't know. You know what? And neither do you. I choose to believe everything. I don't know any, we don't know. We are too morons.

You don't want to be a civilian going, hey guys, you know, I don't get it. No, fuck. No, that's like, that's like when people try to talk to fighters about fighting and like technique. I'm like, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Why?

Yeah. I'm not gonna. So, so when they're like, dude, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I was up at 4 a.m. and I saw their tweet. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I have no clue. Yeah, if you've got a bunch of Delta Force Seal Team six guys and they're having an argument. Listen to them.

Well, I'm just not gonna get involved. Oh, if they have an argument, I'm the housewife with big fat tits serving lemonade, gentlemen. And you know what I'm only gonna talk about I'm smoking too yeah and now I step out of line and I got slapped in the face. Well no you tough guy you beat everybody up yeah they'll kill you yeah exactly if you get in a bar fight you want Brandon Schaub you get in a gunfight you want those guys that's all right yeah bar fight Brandon

Schaub Brandon Schaub take everybody's twist all your heads off no problem but in this scenario I'm that 50s housewife. In that scenario, we're quiet. I spoke out of turn, ended up with black eyes. Not gonna do it. Lesson learned. Don't want two black eyes. What about, I'm standing, like last night,

I'm standing among a bunch of these guys who I don't even know what they do. I'm literally shorter and weaker than everybody. And you're like a pig in shit. I don't know why you're so into this. Because I'm gay. Yeah, I don't get it. Because I'm gay, dude. Yeah,'t get it cuz I'm gay, dude

Yeah, you meet a guy like dude. He scored 20 points in high school. Okay, they have call signs They have call signs like Spartan, you know, my call sign would be like, um, be careful. Yeah, I'll be here when you get back That's my call signs. Okay. Yeah Yeah, I I can't Do die tell you I'm competing for the GFL. No, I tell you it's me and Mike Goldberg. Really? Yeah, Mike can't. Dude, did I tell you I'm competing for the GFL? No. I didn't tell you. It's me and Mike Goldberg.

Really? Yeah. Mike Goldberg is awesome. Coming up next. He's so good. Yeah, he's the best. Mike Goldberg is, he is outstanding at what he does. That's really cool.

I didn't tell you. Yeah, I'm competing for that. That's great, dude. That's great. I fly to Arizona this week because they have the draft on Friday. You're going to be flying a lot? No. draft on Friday. You're gonna be flying a lot No, so forgive me. You're gonna kill me PFL. So he said G. How dare you the G ones ones awful ones awesome The GFL. Yeah, you know what? That's like what it's like me saying I'm commenting for the NBA and then you go Oh, you're doing W. Yeah, yeah

Football league it's something now. What is it? GFL. Okay. I don't know what that is. Global fight league. Global fight. The global fight. Teams. So it's, it's New York, LA it's team concept concept. So it's a New York, LA, Miami, Abu Dhabi and Brazil.

Damn. That's really cool. And like Cain Velasquez is a coach. Leandro Machito is a coach. Mandalay Silva. Uh, we got some badass. So can you be, uh, you can't be in the UFC obviously in fight, but you can be. No.

Yeah. Differently, right? It's really cool. Yeah. They got some good names on there. But then the draft is Friday, so all the names you see, not all of them will get drafted. That's badass. Look at these guys.

Alan, dude, you got some real fucking. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Sl some real fucking. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Slower. Yep. Alexi, the Anaconda right there.

Olenek is savage. Yeah. All the fights in the world. Orlowski is still fighting. But see now when you see that Fabrizio, right? When you see this, you're like, man, he's some old dudes. Again, they're eligible to be drafted. Not all of them will be drafted.

Frank Mayer. Greg Hardy. JDS. JDS. Someone's probably gonna pick JDS up. He's still pretty good. Ollie Thompson's a savage. Is he?

And he would be my first pick at heavyweight. Is he really? Fuck yeah. He's been dominating outside the UFC. Phillip Linds, no punk. Look at Quentin Tintman. Domingos, Jesus Christ. Goddamn. Damn. Phillip Lynn's no punk. Quentin Tenten, Domingos. Jesus Christ.

God damn. Damn. Robelos. He was, he was bad ass and then Roger Suza is a fucking monster. Yeah. Some big boys. Todd Duffy, Tanner Boser.

These are just the heavyweights by the way. Good Lord. Santos. Good Lord. Yeah. It's me, Gold Santa's good Lord. Yeah, it's me Goldberg Robin Black Finish you get four points three for decision two for draw one for loss. That's really cool. Cool, huh? Really cool. You're gonna love 50 50 rev share

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That's tryjoymode.com slash fighter for 20% off your first order. I have a question. Yes ma'am. Cause you guys were just talking about, you know, who you'd want in a fight. Yeah. When is the last time either of you got into a

physical altercation? Honestly, like a real fight. I'll fight Brian right now. No, no. Besides the tussle between me and McCown. Long time. Long time. Like yeah.

In West California. You'd think so not. I put somebody in an arm bar. You did. Hilarious. Yeah, he pushed me over a table. Wait, describe what happened. Yeah, now we all want to understand. Yeah, push me over a table. I was playing darts.

No. Yeah. Over darts? Yeah, I don't remember. Venice was wild back in the day though. Yeah. I mean, Caledonia. But an armbar, you got an armbar.

I only told my, I called Jimmy Burke and told him about it. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. This is way before we knew China. Did I ever tell you about that? I never even told you about it. I'm sure you did. I don't think I did.

The guy pushed you over a table though? Yeah, he grabbed me around the throat and pushed me over. He went like that to my head. He was like, oh, I'm going to die. even told you about it. I'm sure you did. I don't think I did. The guy pushed you over the table though? Yeah, he grabbed me around the throat and pushed me over. He went like that to my hair and then grabbed me like that. Hilarious. Yeah, and then I was doing cheeks. Did he have double arms on your neck? Yeah.

The fuck you doing? Yeah, I fucking did. That's a treat. Yeah, and I went. Double arms, yeah. And he didn't know what was going on. This was 19, I think it was 1996. Basically, hoist Gracie.

Yeah. In the venice. Yeah. Because he has no clue what the fuck is going on. So he didn't tap, he just like screamed or something? Yeah. And then you let him go? Older white guy?

He got thrown over the table. He was like a... No, he was like a... He was like a... He was like 6'7 black guy? 6'7 black guy? Yeah, 30. Jack. He was kind of a... He was kind of a... He had a rud He was like a 6'7 black guy. Like 30. 6'7 black guy.

Yeah. Jack. He was kind of a... He had a ruddy, kind of reddish kind of guy. Kev Kondy Wigger? No, just kind of a reddish guy. Kind of a shit head. Drunk and a shit head.

Like Irish American. Yeah. Sloppy. And I just... He just was a bad guy. And... And he got an ombar. Yeah.

Close as I... Were you playing with him? Like, were you playing darts with him? No against him. I just a drunk dude at a bar. Yeah, just I got I got I have a bad temper No, you know I have you haven't seen it, but he has and if you're gonna She hasn't. I think she's seen a little bit Yeah, but I have like if I'm gonna if you're gonna do that to me and I'm gonna and we're gonna fight

Yeah, I did I did some I it was I I did more Man, even at your yeah, I did some I really got there's no cameras Today I'd be in trouble because other stuff happens, but you're very like good with as soon as you're it's over. You're like, okay I'm sorry. It's all I am but you know Better you're like, okay, I'm sorry, it's all. I am, but you know. Yeah, but you gotta do better. Yeah, if you're gonna put your arms, if you're gonna try to choke me and push me over. Like a Sour Patch Kid at 70. You're gonna push me over a folding table.

Hilarious, yeah. What saved me was it was a folding table and we've crashed to the ground. Close I come was when that guy hit my wife's car with the kids in the car. That's the closest? Yeah, I don't hang out. Everyone thinks like you're like,

the side kicks right. Oh no, but I almost got it. Wait, hold on, I actually, no, that's not true. I have a, so don't hang out. Everyone thinks that you're like the sidekick's right. Hold on, I actually, no that's not true. I have a, so, so. Never. This is great. I told you this, I probably told this story on the podcast, maybe I didn't, where, so I was living in Venice before I sold my house.

It was during the BLM stuff, it was during COVID, and homeless people were camping. Yeah, I remember that. Outside my. I put on those sprinklers. And the guy, yeah. And then a guy put up a tent complex from here to that wall in front of my door.

Good for him. And I have children. I had a little baby and I have my wife. And I said, I came out and I go, and he was this large black guy in just tidy, whitey underwear. Hey, nightmare for a white guy. Nightmare for white guy nightmare during BLM correct man and again. I said turn be already also I'm not doing well at this point you understand. Oh, you're going through the cancellation So tempers are high. It's not just tempers are high bubba. It's like I

Want it I'm looking for I really am fucking we call that try me energy You just lose your all your fear. It's fuck around and find out fuck around and find out The problem is is during BLM. It's fat black guy. So he's checking two boxes was he gay three by Yeah, it was well, yeah gay fat black dude. Yeah, we're fucked. Yeah, it's 2020 But a big guy he can do whatever small guy he can do whatever he wants. Not a small guy. Hey, he can do whatever he wants. Right. So, so the idiot over here, I have this, you're going to love this though. So the whole neighborhood is up in arms.

So I go, it's not happening here. It's not because I'm Brian Callan and you're not doing that. Fuck you. And all these liberals out here with their masks, they're giving them waters and shit. Yeah. So I'm the wrong guy.

So what do I do? I come out, I'm already fucking jacked up and I go, Hey, bro, you got to move this. Nah, nah, man. Nah, I talked to the guys. I'm here. I go, well, I talked to the guys too, and I'm the guy and you're not going to do this in front of my house. I'm the guy.

And she goes, so you're going to move it. And he goes, nah, man, I ain't doing it. I go, so here's the thing. I'm not one of these guys. You see all these guys, they're all, and now, and now I got the neighbors, like my buddy Jay and my wife's over here. They're all, now they're watching and nobody wants to do anything. And I go, I'm the guy who's going to do this.

So I'm going to take this down no matter what. You need to know that. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way. So he, this is, did he bite you? He starts going like this, let's go motherfucker, let's go, like this. And now I go, I'm gonna fight this guy.

But I'm nervous. A homeless black guy. Now I'm nervous, oh it gets better. In his underwear. Because he's kind of big, and he's crazy, and he's just in tight away. And you know he's starving. Well he's big, and also how about this?

I did not tell you this. I didn't tell you this story. It is dangerous. Okay. So listen, so watch. Everybody told me you almost got in a fight. Watch what an idiot I am. So now I go, so now I got, now literally I'm going, I got more than 70% of my weight on

my back foot. I'm going to fucking blast this guy. So I'm doing this. I'm going, hey bro. We're doing cake first? No, I'm thinking I'm going to punch him right in the face. Okay. So I'm doing this.

Big fat face. Right? And I'm going, just so I'm here like this. When you say fat, we're talking- Anybody shooting this can see. Hey, fat, we're talking like Lizzo fat? He's not fat. Oh, okay. I thought you said big. He's not fat.

He's much stronger than me, and I'm an asshole. Okay. I'm also, I'm older. And he's probably on drugs. I'm not, yeah, but they'll do this. So I'm listening, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna blast this guy. And then you know what I realize? I go, number one, this guy's afraid.

Number two, he's absolutely crazy. Number three he's bigger and stronger. Number four he's in his underwear. Number five he might be on drugs and he's definitely going to bite me or something. And I'm going to be in a fight for my life. Nobody here is breaking this up. And there are no cops. So bro, I finally, I kind of like, I realize he's afraid, because he's doing this. He's going, go, listen, but he's kind of moving around. I go, this guy doesn't want to fight. He's nervous.

So I go, all right, listen, calm down, calm down. You're going to move this. You're going to move it. And I just walk back in my house and I can hear him ranting and raving. Okay. I can't believe I didn't tell you. Are you being serious that I didn't tell you.

Are you being serious that I didn't tell you the story? Didn't you turn on the sprinklers? No, those are the other guys. That's another homeless guy. The other guys. So I wait, because I noticed this guy, my friend Jay tells me, the guy goes down to the beach. He walks to the beach.

So I go, just tell me, remember I bought that Prius for somebody? Yeah. Remember when it got stolen? Yeah. Now I get it back. So I have this Prius I don't know what to do with. I fucking put on my mask, I put on goggles,

I put on a hood, and I have gloves. I take that whole thing down. I take it all down. You have to understand, I get in trouble for that though, because that's somebody's property. That's their property, even if it's on your property. If it's on the street. By the way, this story, for anybody, this story is all, it's all make believe.

I'm telling you a make believe story that I wrote. It's not real. This isn't true. I think you'd be fine now. I'm lying right now. Yeah, new something. I'm lying, I'm lying. New something, I'm dealing with the fudge.

But I take that whole thing down, and now all the neighbors again are like this, they're like, I don't know if you can do that. And I'm like, yeah, but I'm doing it. I take it down. So I found really expensive wine, and I found two machetes in there. Oh.

Two machetes. And if you don't think that guy would have used it, he would have killed me. And this is why I'm an idiot. You don't fight with a, you don't do that, you moron. But I was so. But what are you supposed to do? Well, you do what I do.

Do what? You retool the leaves and you take it down. And then where'd you put all of the stuff? I put it in the Prius and I drove it to different trash cans. So it took me an hour and a half to dismantle everything. And that was six years of him collecting that stuff. Oh, bro. He came back, but oh, and there were bugs.

There were all these bugs, like all these roaches and all that It was horrible. So then I was dealing and by the way, I I have a lot of compassion I was dealing with a crazy person. Oh, not me cuz these around your kids fucked up. I can't have it No, fuck that he's got machetes. He's a bad guy. Well, anyway, he came back and started threatening the whole neighborhood Hell yeah, and then I went out his name was Israel Oh, and I went out I said Israel calm Izzy, but went out and I said, Israel. You call him Izzy? But I had a mask on. Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, chill Iz.

Yeah, no, I said to him, I said, listen, I go, listen, dude, I was here, I tried to stop them. He goes, who did it? I go, there are these big Russian mafia guys that took down your shit. I was trying to stop them. Now you're playing into his craziness. And that's why I told you, I was told,

remember when I was telling you you gotta take this down? Because I knew they were gonna do that to you and if they had found you in there, they would have fucking put something on you. Is he 12? I said, I go told, remember when I was telling you you've got to take this down? Because I knew they were going to do that to you and if they had found you in there, they would have fucking put something on you. Is he 12? I said, I go, I go, they would have put some medicine on you. Is he 12? No.

Well, he was crazy. I know. He did buy it. He did buy it. Man, your neighbor sold you out? But then I was his friend. I was like, I made friends with him. I made friends with him.

I gave him some money. I gave him money. And I said, you just can't do this here. But you know, all the services broke down in Venice. You saw what Venice was like I lived there right there I sold my house because of it. Yeah, it was so bad. I can't tell you a guy got in my wife's car She was in her car. He got in the backseat because can I have a ride? She's been the fuck out of my car Oh, man, it's you have no idea. He's the best the best it was ruined So the last time I almost got in a physical confrontation was then I think there might be some more stories

There might be some fights. You're so lucky you didn't get the machete out Yeah I'm lucky or your wife's walk out with a bit kids. You know what though? I will say this like I'm very cognizant that so I'm I'm I'm gonna do something pretty if I if I do Like I learned a long time ago if you're gonna go you go, you go and you got to do it until he's on the ground. He's out. You cannot run to the car. You're not getting, no, you're not doing that. I'm not going to, he's not going in there to hide. He's getting in there to get some shit. If you're going to fight, you better fight and homeless.

You better hold him down. He's like, put me away for life. Yeah. A room and board for life. That's the problem. You better be willing to really really and and by the way, by the way, I'm not this guy, but I've done enough Enough of fighting to know that you can punch people in the face Certainly really hard and sometimes it doesn't do a lot Yeah, sometimes they come at you if you sometimes you can hit people 15 times We are so crazy. Yeah, sure. But that a different, with you, like with your skill set, that's what's good, but you can get bit. You can get your eye poked out.

I welcome it. You're not poking my eye out, but you can bite me though. Yeah, man. But if they bite you, I know what happens though. Cause you go like this, you just break their jaw. I tried that. Enjoy it. I tried that on a guy joking around.

I'm breaking all your teeth. He just went, yeah. Yeah, he gets you some. Yeah. The minute I tried to bite you, you would just go, oh, that's adorable. Here's a buggy joke. Yeah. Like he did to, like he did to Connor. Yes. People don't know what that's like. You can just hang on to it and shatter. Or Timaeus did that too.

Yeah, to Robert Whitaker. And just shatter all your teeth and your jaw. To get to some nasty shit. You think you have problems now, bubba? Dude, enjoy going to the dentist, into the hospital for the next two years. And also if you bite somebody, like if I bite a chunk out of your arm, that's fine. In a fight? I don't even feel it. You're not going to feel it. It's not going to dismantle me.

It's going to be a disaster. It's going to suck. I might get an infection, but you're getting fucked up. Well, now I'm probably going to get killed and you can say, well, he bit me. I didn't know. Yeah, but I defend myself. He's trying to eat me alive. Yeah, well you, now I'm probably gonna get killed and you can say, well, he bit me, I didn't know. Yeah, but I defend myself. He's trying to eat me alive. Yeah, better just tap right away.

Yeah, you don't wanna get in street fights. Everybody should know what it's like to get, like Tim Kennedy was on top of me and started covering my mouth and my nose. That's not a good time. That's terrible. Oh. You're like, you start to panic. Have you been in any fights with someone else lately?

Is there a girl in women? Lately. So, honestly, I've never been in any fights and has lately is a grown woman lately Honestly, I've never been in a physical altercation. That's good surprising. Oh, that's most people though. Is it? Yeah Because if you've dealt in that type of violence, you're usually not a shithead on the internet Like I know girls that fight and it's like come on. Like what are we doing girls be fighting? Yeah, I saw I was talking girls Girls be fighting. Yeah. Dude. I saw, I was talking to this girl. Now girls can fight. I was talking to this girl, she's super hot, whatever,

and we're just having a normal conversation, and I don't know where she goes, can you hold on a second? And I see her walk across the room to her, one of her best friend's girlfriends, one of her best friend's girlfriend, and she just straight punched her in the face. So hot.

Blood everywhere. Hot. Girl was crying. And then she walked back over to me, shook her hand and said, what were you saying? White girl? What? White girl? Yeah.

I'm not that guy. Respect. For me, I'm so afraid all the time. Like fighting is the most stressful thing. You can't feel your legs. Like I don't care how much you train. I mean, I'm not a tough guy, obviously, but like I would imagine even you would get nervous,

right, or no? No, not when it comes to push to shove. Like when I was walking in that guy's obviously, but like I would imagine even you would get nervous, right or no No now when it comes to push to shove like when I was walking on that guy's car I was talking very calmly and then Later that night that even the kids joined was like, you know, it's the scariest thing how calm you were. I'm like, yeah Yeah, you're you're you're very comfortable under pressure Yeah Nate Markor told me he told me a story where a guy was and and for those of you who don't know Nate Markkort, Nate Markkort at one point was one of the- Seven time pancreas champion, fought Ash and Silva.

One of the baddest guys in the fight. Top five middleweights in his day. Yeah. And by the way, GSP is a number one training partner, right? You never saw Nate really lose a round, I mean, in practice. No, no, never. Monster right there. He was our team captain.

Yeah, he's the best. Such a badass. And such a badass. Way closer having than most of us, except for Tim Tebow. What's that? He's going to be in heaven way faster. Having than most of us separate empty both. What's that? What's that going to be in heaven? Way faster religious. Wonderful.

I love Nate, but Nate was in his gym. What's that? I walked in a gym. His first UFC fight I ever met. Wow. Look at him. That was Colorado high altitude. I walked in his gym and said, I want to fight.

And he went, all right, monster, fucking monster. And Nate, um, Nate told me that he was in a bar and this guy was given, this big lumberjack was fucking with his friend who was like a guy like me. And he goes, hey, you should probably calm down. And the guy goes, fuck you, who are you? And he kind of like grabbed Nate and Nate grabbed his head and right there just went like this, shh-deh!

And brought his, so he brought his, he brought his, he brought his head and went shh-deh! Like that with his knee and the guy, shh-deh, and brought his, so he brought his head out, and I went shh-deh, like that with his knee, and the guy went, shh-deh, and just, and then fell to the ground, and I said, and then I go, were you nervous? And Nate goes, and it dawned on him, he goes, no, no, I wasn't nervous, no. And then a guy comes up again, tries to do it again,

and Nate did it to him again, and the guy was just out. Like, that's, I don't think people understand when somebody's a professional fighter and you're a tough guy. It's just different. It's just different. People don't, they go, how are you doing this to me?

Especially jiu jitsu. If you've never done any jiu jitsu or wrestling and you're just like strong and somebody who knows what they're doing gets a hold of you, it's a very disconcerting feeling. Of course jiu jitsu, I mean, it Of course, if the guy knows his way around a box and he has some experience in standup, before you even say anything, it's a fucking nightmare.

Like a Jake Schilling, Joe Schilling? You're fucked, dude. Oh my God. But isn't it the best when there's a big guy, like my ex was a big guy, and everybody thought, oh, I could never fight him or whatever, but he was such a puss. Yeah, you know he can't fight. You could oh, I could never fight him or whatever, but like he was such a plus. And you could literally, like I could have probably

beat the fat guy. Well, if you don't know how, if you've never thrown a punch or been taught or you've never done any wrestling, it doesn't matter if you're an athlete, it's a very different skill set. Oh, he did Jiu-Jitsu, he just was bad. Yeah. Some people are not, you know, I mean,

Chris Salia did Jiu- judo for six years. Yeah. He never got better. It's a very different thing, you know, it's, it's some people just. A lot of people think Brendan over here is like a tough guy, but whenever anyone asks me, I'm like, he's actually super calm. No, he's calm.

It's just that what bothers me is like that people have to understand. And now they do that you still gotta understand He's a he's a legit heavyweight and he's legitimately skilled Yeah, and you're not hurting him and if you think you are if he's angry Please watch the crow cop fight when crow cop shattered his nose and or the Gonzaga fight when he was kicking The guy kicks hard like a baseball bat, but it's gonna be a very different situation for you It's gonna be a problem for you. Now am I going 50% when we

fuck around? Yes. If I went a hundred percent he's gonna have his hands he's gonna be busier. He's gonna be busy. Here's what's crazy when I was fighting Crowe Cobb I was strong. I was strong. the on TRT now TRT me this morning I warned about 225 20 times and I did 315 10 times that's true Yeah, and I went back to 225 and it 24 times. That's I could not do that I could not do that by shit. Oh, I destroy come I but you're also 40 like if you were 25 doing that shit Oh, I just died. Yeah, but again if I was 21 on the shit I'm on now good luck daddy But dude, I'm 41 now stronger than I was when I was baddy. Oh, not even close. Is it from what are you taking?

name some You're not taking any what's the rock on? No, you're not taking what's the rock? You're taking my steroids. Yeah, I'm on TRT TRT normal Taking peptides all sorts of does that make you stronger? Yeah. It does. Yeah. And then are you taking any human growth hormone? Oh, yeah. You are taking growth? IGF-1. Yeah. Well, it boosts your human growth hormone. Okay. So strong, dude. Yeah. It's fun. And It's what? It's fun. It's fun. Yeah. So you're moving some weight.

Yeah. Well, how about take one Barclay? What was he squatting? 600 pounds for reps. He's such a beast. So weird. 600 pounds for reps. Like I'm just going to go down.

That's all they do, but. That's his thing. All right, what do you got, Jen? Let me start with a few first and then we'll jump to your stuff. All right, so the first thing I want to bring up is John Wayne Parr who's been amazing to us Brendan We met him in Australia. He's one of the best people in the world So he just recently disclosed that he has some sort of Tourette's type syndrome stuff that's going on Tourette's right?

Yeah, for the last CD Tourette's over the years my Tourette's went single tick to double now vocal Supposed is mainly for awareness even when I tick I'm the tick King so here's this in I think his wife is recording Stop stop stop Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. What's the next video? So hold on. So he's saying, it doesn't say exactly what kind of surgery went through, but apparently like he's been, he's been better since. So yeah, we're just saying our prayers. What kind of surgery they do. I don't know. I don't know.

He's such a good sweetheart, dude. What a sweetheart. And the, I hate seeing that is the takes it. Is it from all the years of fighting? He believes that's obviously part of it. Yeah. Cause it's only the last decade. It wasn't like a, his mean, of course life, you know, that's terrible So we're starting off with that. But then also here's what he says as well If you guys want to read it right I says thank you for everyone's concern been given medication and my ticks have calmed down and feeling normal again Happy to be back home with family now battle new battle. But bring it on appreciate everyone's support. It's making this a lot easier Thank you So terrifying for him too. So terrifying. But it's better now. So thank God for that. I mean, that's manageable that whatever's going on there.

This poor guy. It's heartbreaking. Yeah. I think you guys already. So upset about that. Touched on this already. But yeah. So that the thing that you hate the most, Brendan,

DI, it's like as of now, it's abolished and it goes into effect. I think everyone's on paid leave that works there. Let's talk about why it's, why it's, why it's, why it's, why it's so important to have that. I mean, I think it's, I, is like as of now it's abolished and it goes into effect. I think everyone's on paid leave that works there. Let's talk about why we don't like it. We don't like it because it's not based on merit. It's simple.

That's all it is. It's all it is, man. You don't hire people because they have a dick or a vagina or because they have more melanoma or skin. Because you want representation. Or they identify. You want the best. If're if you if you're In the palates your house is burning down and five

Korean firefighters showed up I would assume they're all Korean because they beat out Everybody else and they're the best of the best. How about somebody? I don't want five Lesbians just because they're like we need to check the Draft they're like, we need to check the blocks. How about a traffic controller? How about the air traffic controller? Do you want DEI in that or do you want the best person for that job? How about a pilot?

You want DEI? What about your surgeon? Work on your heart. How about a surgeon who's gonna work on your child's spine or brain? Do you want the best or do you want to make sure we get some DEI? Or do you want half ass because?

You fucking dummies. They identify as a female female but they're male. Get the fuck out of here. I don't want, I actually don't want a pilot or somebody in a very sensitive position who identifies as a different gender because I happen to think that is somebody who might be mentally unstable.

That's what I think. Sorry about that everybody, it's how I feel. It should just be Trump puts all US government diversity staff on paid leave immediately like stop in the DI It's like he puts a stop to the madness We can finally breathe and if it so happens when he hires the best people for the job. They're all Trans lesbians cool as long as they're the best. I don't agree, I don't and by the way

And here's the other thing about trans even though I have a huge problem with Doing it with minors if somebody is like like feels like a different gender as a I'm the first person That's gonna call you whatever you want and I'm gonna protect you and I protect your right to do that I'm not gonna fucking make fun of you or make you feel shitty I want the best for you, but don't don't force all that as you're figuring out I don't want you piling in my plane to Miami. Well, you know I'm saying as you know till you get it figured out. That's a legit concern. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Alright the next one this this was just a little interesting to me So I know how not to my Kano who did the last-minute fight against Islam? I could chef. He actually made more money than Islam

I don't know either. It's like you got a fucking fight Islam But also yes, Islam got 200,000 no win bonus. And then Hanata got 250,000 no win bonus. But then this isn't real because this is the numbers that report to the commission. So I promise you Islam made seven figures guarantee it. Really? Not even close. Can't do.

This is a little update on this. Remember this woman that got slammed because she punched him during the head. Yeah. She it's actually kind of cool. She went on her local Facebook and said, someone asked like, you know, did you, did you learn something that day? And she's like, sure did. Hopefully we all learned a lesson. I don't f in care. No, I don't f in know what. I know that's f-ing right. That's what she said. So she actually outed herself on this Facebook, you know, local post.

I don't get it. You don't get it. So she identified herself. Did you learn anything? Sure did. Hopefully we all learned a lesson. So that's the problem. Yeah, that's what I had an issue with. But I know it's... I f-ed around and found out? Yeah. I f-ing know that's Yeah, that's what I had an issue with but I know if I crown found out Yeah, I effing know that's right. That's what she meant. I fucking know that's right

I mean she had like an issue before way back in 2011 were Missing a charge. She just that's her but she outed herself on that Facebook. She learned a lesson You can't don't you're not tough. You got slammed. That's the way it is. Yeah, that guy's got little slippers on Yeah, she got fucked yeah, that's what's gonna happen baptized and Brian you mentioned arm barring someone Have you guys seen this video? No, this is going viral now so this is I believe this is Brazil someone a purse a Backpack snatcher from a little girl and then said this guy found out And then he'd slammed this dude. Hold on

I can't play that but uh, then he starts arm bar on bar seem not necessary, but exactly. I guess he's gonna let go the purse Cuz the guy was already fucked up. Yeah, and this, this is the best part. He just leaves. He's like, all right, thank you for the time. You gotta get out of there. But he was ready for that take down though. Dude, that was good. All right. Okay, let's go to this one.

So everyone's favorite not quarterback, Deshaun Watson, can't seem to just stick to the rules on anything. If you guys remember, he was given a five year, $230 million contract. Possibly worst contract of all time. Worst contract of all time. And a big portion was a guaranteed payout. OK, but.

So he blew his Achilles out, right, Brian? So he's out for the season. So he'll still get his money because he blew it out playing football. Now you have to follow the protocols in order to get that money. So if you post a video of him playing basketball, we're not paying your money. You're fucking, you're not taking this serious. So she's going to show you a video of him dancing

without the brace on for his Achilles. And this would be one of the issues with the contract. So just the stupid Tik Tok video for Instagram. Yes, that's all it That's all it takes. Well, that doesn't look like it's much. He's just moving a little bit. But he's not in the brace. He's not doing the recovery right. Oh. Doesn't matter. Yeah, you're not wearing a brace.

Now the Browns could save 92 million and guarantee that they would owe him. Wow. Just from that. Yeah. That's very small. So this is, Watson posted a TikTok video before

second Achilles' tear was announced and he wasn't wearing the protective boot He's not moving like doesn't matter. He's barely moving. Yeah, and plus I used to wear a brace Underneath my my sweats weird. Yeah. No, no when I had like the I think that's a little fucked up to take away His night to my doctor that question is I think it's fine. Is he worried? Is he worth it? Well, absolutely not they They have a different quarterback Like that they would cut him if it was for that big contract So he didn't he just didn't you play terrible and he was so good before he started It was it because of all the stuff that went on with him

Like with the allegations wasn't the same. It's just never the same No, he was such a baller at Houston and then they traded him and then he was just never the same worst deal Possibly of all time. Wow. It's up there. And then what this, what's fucked up because Cleveland gave him that guaranteed money. Then it sets the stand for all the other quarterbacks get paid. So not only did he fuck the Browns, but the rest of the league, cause that's now that's the requirement.

His contract literally ruined every quarterbacks. And not to defend these billionaires and the GM's this is why they don't give guaranteed money like they're scared to do it because you guys get hurt or guys just stop playing well or guys are this like you can have yeah these guys have had so if you're the league you like yeah

this is why we don't fucking give these giant contracts if you had to put money on the Eagles Washington who do you think Eagles really say why Eagles fly I would love for watching the win Give these giant contracts if you had to put money on the Eagles Washington. Who do you think? Eagles fly I would love for Washington to win because I'd like to see Jaden Daniels the first rookie ever in the Super Bowl be sick. That would be kind of cool But but I'm telling you Eagles are now Kansas City's playing at bills. That's gonna be I really I Out I want bills commanders

Really bills Eagles is fine, too I want Bumblewins the whole thing. If the Bills loses, I'm going to bum out. I want Bills commanders. Really? Bills Eagles is fine too. I really don't give a fuck about NFC. I don't care about numbers. But they do, the NFL does. What about the script? The NFL doesn't, I mean, there's nothing they can do, you know? It'll still be a big time. They want Kansas City. That's why you get all the colors. Why?

Kansas City, Taylor Swift, Patrick Mahomes, massive star. Josh Allen is nowhere near the star Patrick Mahomes, massive star. Josh Allen is nowhere near the star Patrick Mahomes is, better player, but still. He's a better player than Mahomes. This year. I don't know about that. Why would you say that?

Really, what's Patrick Mahomes? Well, one of them's in the Pro Ball, one's not. Well, but Patrick Mahomes has how many Super Bowls now? This is gonna be his third, fourth. Oh, but A.B., hold on, hold on, hon. Yeah, it's me from two on 25. Oh, Brian's talking about previous years? Oh, interesting, because I was referring to this season. Well, no, no, I mean, but I mean, but Patrick Mahomes has still lost less games than the Bills have.

It does, so it's a, so if it was one on one, you'd have an argument, because there's 11 players on the field. It's not really because Patrick Mahomes is one of those guys who just finds a way to win. Here we go. Puts the ball in Travis Kelce's hands or whoever's hands, and he always delivers. Yeah. It's not really because Patrick Holmes is one of those guys who just finds a way to win. Here we go. Puts the ball in Travis Kelce's hands or whoever's hands and he always delivers. Yep. Always. So I don't understand how you're saying.

Bring up their stats. I mean, let's see their stats. I mean, I don't know how you. Oh, it's not even close. If you had a choice. Well, one's up for the most valuable player. The other's not in the top 10. What?

One's a pro baller. One's not a pro baller. So if you have your choice between quarterbacks for your dish year in general, no this you mean this year Yeah, it'd be Josh Allen and Think about how many more weapons Patrick Mahomes has compared to Josh Allen meaning imagine Josh Allen on the fucking Chiefs They don't lose a single game. Well chiefs So okay, if you're if you're looking at let's start with Josh Allen, okay they don't lose a single game. Well, Chiefs have been just too winning. Okay, if you're looking at, let's start with Josh Allen.

Okay, 13 wins, four losses, 24 touchdowns, six interceptions though. That's yucky. Yeah. That's not great. And if we look at Patty, and I mean, they've won everything. One touchdown, I know that's post season, sorry guys.

Yeah, no. One touchdown. I know that's postseason. Sorry guys Mmm Yeah, no, hold on those aren't the right stuff How many times how many in set interceptions these are these are sorry guys, I'm I'm looking at their splits I'm not looking at their 2024 25 what do you need to do? So chin just bring it up first if you can go to So, can you just bring it up for us? You can go to 20, what would it be, 2024. You can probably go to chat GPT and go Patrick Mahomes versus Josh Allen stats. That's what I would do.

So, he's at 11 interceptions this year. Go up. Who is? Up or down? Right there. So, he has 3,928 yards, 26 touchdowns, 11 interceptions. Okay. Now, remember when we said Allen, you're like, oh my Gods 11 interceptions okay now remember when we said Allen you like oh my god six interceptions that's not good that's not

bad at all for entire season now go to Josh Allen now remember 3,928 yeah okay and then let's also do rushing too this can be fun six intercept yeah so these were right so So, uh... Beat them in every category, Brian. How many more? How many more yards does he have? Not that many more. Well, 100. Almost a thousand.

One's at 2900, one's at 3700. Let me take this school, you old, dirty bitch. And then also, 28 touchdowns, six interceptions now We can go to rushing too if you want to get extra embarrassed. That's good. And then do you want to see that's too rushing? Do you want to see the personnel? Patrick my homes has

Compared to what fucking Josh Allen has he's still putting up those now. Let me see they're rushing You look at their QBR rating Is he the best quarterback in the league? He I mean, it's him or Lamar Jackson. That's why they're both up Is this right I don't know what Tom look at man that's per game bro, yes, we're big boy to six five. Yeah, Wyoming kid Right there Right there? Mmm. I didn't think his QBR rating would be that high. What's QBR?

There's a reason why he's up for MVP, guys. It's not because he's bad. No, it's not, but I don't know how you... Like, Saquon Barclay is just... If they go all the way, he's the MVP. No. You should... He's crushed stats this year. He's had a great year.

Come on, guys. Breaking out. But again, who does Saquon Barkley play with? Patrick Mahomes. Jaylen Hurts, Antonio, you got Brown as well? Sir, Patrick Mahomes has more yards than Josh Allen. Like, that doesn't matter. And only two less touchdowns, but he's won more games and 11 interceptions.

He has more people to go to. But his stats are still better. They're just as good. And he's won more games. He has double. Josh Allen's lost four games. He's lost one. Double interceptions.

But remember the games. He's still won all the games. It's a team. I understand, but you've got to. His defense, the amount of money that he's got. Sure, but like he's got more yards than Josh Allen. I'm sorry guys, and he's won four. He doesn't though, he doesn't have more yards.

He does. Less than 200 more. If Chin could just bring up the total yard. Hey, she's a football girl. 39 hundred. I know, but so you know what the total yard is? But you gotta include rushing, which is one of Josh Allen's biggest weapons. He's ultimately got more it doesn't matter

He's got but so it's passing. It's a full game. There you go. He's got more He does it because when you combine Josh Allen's rushing it to that number So this is what popped up when I just came back I've 31 for 2024 So Josh Allen runs more. Yeah, but at the end of the day 531 for 2024. So Josh Allen runs more. Yes, but at the end of the day you have to take an aggregate of how many the passing and running correct and guess more no Patrick Moses He has more votes. So it says 307 for Patrick. Moans has more so he has 307 But he still has more passing he beats him in passing at the end of the day beats men rushing Yeah, by 200 yards, but how much did he beat him in passing? 200 yards. It doesn't matter.

If you look at how much total yards, they're going to be almost identical, Brian. Patrick Mahomes beats him. So his stats are better. Bring up the stats again. Which one? Who do you want now? Let's see.

Total yards for Josh Allen, total yards for Patrick Mahomes. If you guys could just type in total yards for Patrick Mahomes and total yards for Josh Allen. Look at what is written here, Brendan. What the hell? No, that's just one category. Just total yards. Hold on. Patrick Mahomes had 3,928 total yards. Same shit.

3,928. Yeah. And Josh Allen had 3,731. So Patrick Mahomes has more yards. No, Brian. She just told you. No. Patrick Mahomes had more yards. No, Brian, she just told you. No, Patrick Mahomes had more yards. Total. Total. Even with the rushing.

Even with the rushing. But if you want to play this game, Josh Allen had 28 touchdowns and Mahomes had 26. No, I can play that game. Yeah. Because guess what? Josh Allen had six. So Patrick Mahomes put up more yards as a quarterback.

Less touchdowns. Yeah, I know. And lost one game. Our boy, your boy lost four. Oh no, that's a team. That's more important. That's a team. Doesn't matter. The better quarterback. It does.

The better quarterback is Patrick Mahomes this season. He's still better. He put up more yards and has more wins. Cause then the guy, whoever has the best team would always win MVP. But he has more yards. He did, he literally has more yards and more and my wins touchdowns are more important than yards He has Josh Jones has more not when not when your team has won three more games than the other team

Okay, Brian the end of the day. He's a better quarterback. No, that's a stupid just cuz it's not as wins as a quarterback He's got more yards, but he has less touchdowns. That that's more important than yards it's not when your team has more way more wins it's not he's lost once it's two different things not the original argument was about yards right no but Patrick has your own the yard exactly so that's it he's put up more yards my challenge challenge my better season he's not really touchdown no he hasn't he okay he has two more touchdowns. You know football. Two more. No he doesn't. The problem is if you're just looking at quarterback to quarterback without anybody around them, I'd go with Josh Allen. But the Kansas City Chiefs

have a more you know comprehensive team. They have a lot more tools. That's why. Defense wins super balls guys. Like Barclays probably not gonna win MVP because he has so many superstars on his team. Yeah. That's why he's probably not gonna win. MVP because he has so many superstars on his team. Yeah. That's why he's probably not going to win. Homes is probably going to go down behind Tom Brady as the greatest quarterback. Agreed. I mean, it's unbelievable. Yeah. Great.

Yeah. So you got to give it up to him. Even if you, but if you're going based off of whoever has the, is playing on the best team as the most yards, the Lamar Jackson would never win MVP. Yeah. Look, there are a lot of different ways to look at this. I'm saying that this kid has had an amazing season this season. Yeah. Look, there are a lot of different ways to look at this. I'm saying that this kid has had an amazing season this season. Okay.

If I'm looking at season, I'm looking at the only thing Josh Allen has over him is literally two more touchdowns and he threw five less interceptions, but Patrick Mahomes has, he's won, he's won, he's lost one game, Josh Allen's lost four. So you have to take all of it into account. At the end of the day, Patrick Mahomes' season, you can't make an argument necessarily that Josh Allen had a better season. He didn't, than Patrick Mahomes.

He has not had a better season. He has not. Well, hold on, yes he can. Then all the NFL experts would put him up for MVP. He's not even in the running, Brian. Why do you think that is? I don't know, I don't know how that works. But Brian, so the QBR is the quarterback rating system.

Yeah, now I am rooting for the Bills. Okay, so hold on though. It literally takes everything into consideration. You guys just have so much problem. Listen to me, because you're talking about Patrick Mahomes who this year's QBR is 67.6, and you're looking at Josh Allen who's 77.3. Which is the most important thing.

So he could have more yards because he has a hundred more attempts at passing. Right. And so the QBR ratings can take attempts, completions, touchdowns, interceptions. And Josh Allen beats him in all of that. So Josh Allen beats him by 10 points? Yeah, a perfect score is like 158.

Which is massive. Wow. Okay. I think Brady had the best season ever, right? Didn't he have the highest passer rating. Yeah. Passer ratings, everything. Like you lose your job if pass range under a certain percentage. Yeah. So, uh, all right. So if the QB ratings higher, if that's what we're going by, then, you know, but you know, at the end of the day, they play this weekend. That's all, Josh Allen, don't give a fuck about MVP who's better. He they just want to win

How do you what do you think happens to the quarterback for for the Lions? He kind of was throwing behind his receivers. He just he fucked. He had a bad game. Yeah, he's been good though Too bad games. I was gonna start though. Huh? He's a pro baller. He's had a good season this year though Lamar Jackson had the highest passer rating was like 119 Lamar in all honesty I mean, I like Lamar by like Josh Allen better Lamar should had the highest passer rating. It was like 119. Lamar, in all honesty, I mean, I like Lamar, but I like Josh Allen better. Lamar should probably win MVP. He played on fucking real.

Would he still win it though, even though his team lost? Oh yeah. Really? Oh yeah. You don't have to win the Super Bowl to win MVP. Really? No. Wow. Cause then there's Super Bowl.

It's also regular season MVP usually. Yeah. Man, I'm excited. But the Eagles. And actually, Goff was second. Really? Yeah. Wow. Goff had. But the Eagles. And actually, Goff was second. Really? Yeah. Wow.

Goff had a great year. He just fucking, there was a little bit of a, just a tough off game. But you know. It happens? But yeah, the only thing is when the pressure's on, it's probably got people going, hmm. That's when you want Patrick Holmes. See, that's why the Ravens, they just always go to the very end and then they just crumble. That's what I'm saying.

It's so annoying. Well, Holmes, this kid has this thing where he's just playing backyard ball. It just looks like he's just Some of these guys like that now. It's or that guy can't Collins worth can't get off his Issue yeah, we've had great players. It's like, okay, dude Yeah, I just I don't think we check out Taylor Swift out there this day. Oh my god You've never seen it, you know if he was we just haven't seen anybody that young who who's got this many wins. It's fucking nuts You know, it's a it's an unbelievable situation a little bit, right? Well, I mean, that's a lot of pressure and he just keeps Keeps delivering. Yes. I have the highest

Offensive line like they're all fucking pro ballers. Yeah, you can say the same thing about Brady. He had a crazy an amazing line Really a lot of time to throw a lot of time throw he did okay a lot of time Okay, and then when and then when the Giants when the Giants came in with it like those guys started breaking him Coming in and breaking through that line that line was tired in the Super Bowl. Mm-hmm totally different thing Okay, well here's something I thought was kind of fun Super Bowl, totally different thing. Anyway. Okay, well here's something I thought was kind of fun. At President Trump's inauguration, he set up these cute little photo hops

where you could take a picture with his mugshot or him at a McDonald's counter, and a lot of people took a liking to it. I love it. That's pretty cool. I love it. What a great picture, man. His mugshot's fucking, look at the fury.

So mad. Say whatever you want about that guy. He's such a badass. He's just a fighter. Dude, I'm at the shit he's been through. And you know, that mug shot is what they used to do the White House portrait. He recreated that same thing.

Do you understand if he had lost his election, he'd be in jail with no money? They would have destroyed him. All right, what else you got, Jen? This is one we kind of brushed on earlier, but we're gonna get a little more into it now. So a lot of controversy around Elon Musk and his Roman salutes. What do we want to call it? It was a little much.

I don't know what we want to call it, but to Brendan's credit, Elon then posted some pictures on his Twitter ex account Showing other people doing the same thing kind of but I don't think it's really fair because these are kind of still shot Yeah, let's see. So Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Ironman song I I mean he's basically Iron Man. Oh Jesus Christ. He fucked up so much.

It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured. Yeah, it's not great. Thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured. Let me just go back. Yeah, it's not great. He's not an entertainer. I think he was nervous. He was very strong. He was amped up.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's a lot. I mean, especially when. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Don't do it. Didn't he do it twice or did it just once? No, he tapped his heart twice.

So heart, salute, heart. Yeah. You know, there are elections that, that elections. It's tough luck. Some elections are, you know. You can stop it, Tim. It's tough luck. He's an awkward fella.

He's a- He's not performing. He's a brilliant- He's amped up. Did his thing. Yeah. That was, that Yeah, that was really strong. I think the crowd must have been like, what just happened? I was like, holy shit, OK.

It's just, it didn't look great. And a lot of people kept calling it, well, it was a Roman salute. Well, the Roman salute was then adopted by Hitler. Did it again. You see that? Wait, go back. No, it's the same video. It's the same one?

Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, I'm rewinding it. Oh, I thought he started with it and then he did it again. Hey, boomer. No, no. Oh. No, chinky. Holy shit. With no volume no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, up there and do that. It's like, um, but here's the thing. They've, they've lost that privilege because they did it. They're going to do it no matter what. Even if he doesn't do that, they're going to do it. So when

they do it and this one's actually like, yeah, I see it. We're like, the difference is it was, it was very, very core well coordinated before the resistance to Trump. And now they're all over the place. They've just blown their load. All right, what else we got? This one was really stupid. So you remember when TikTok was gone for a few hours, people were putting their iPhones that still had the app downloaded on it onto eBay and they're like, we're selling them for a million dollars listing them at something like that ridiculously high.

No, did you see Cardi B when her, no one's seen this? When Cardi B, when she's big on TikTok, when her TikTok no one's seen this when Cardi B when you know she's big on TikTok when her take that when ticked out got banned she reached she reached out for it to get a what are those things called to get a different location you know outside of America what her VPN, she's super. That's real. Super educated, really educated. She's fucking dumb. I mean, you know. Isn't she the one who sang Wet Ass Pussy?

Yeah, man. Go Cardi B VPN TikTok. Oh, fuck. What? Damn it, hold on. I remember they were making fun during the Oscars of Trump. Like just like, does he really say that stuff? Like, you know.

Hold on, I gotta record again. Okay, anyway, so. Tick-tock, VPN. Yeah, that's what we searched, but which one do you wanna look at? I don't see it, it's all right. I'll send it later. Well, now they're still selling for about $8,000 on eBay.

Stupid. It's backed. Yeah. They're going to find an American buyer. Yeah, that's a political thing. It's too expensive not to. Yeah. They'll find an American buyer.

Mr. Peace is really saying he's going to buy it. Yeah, he didn't have the money, but he can get a lot of people. Well, he has the guys who are going to help him get it. Network out. He knows a ton of rich people, but yeah, I like him. This one's really controversial. So you guys know a lot of people now when they're getting tattoos, they want to get put, be put under anesthesia because they're getting such big pieces.

This influencer apparently wanted to do the same, hired a tattoo studio, did it in a hospital, but prior to the tattoo even starting, he went into cardiac arrest. That's what they're saying. Yeah, probably did. I mean, you know, it's- So you kind of get to earn the tattoo. It's like you got to be put under, dude. Just don't get one.

Yeah. And also, you know, it's a- Whatever happened to multiple sessions? Sometimes you probably have an anesthesiologist who's in a tattoo parlor. It might not be. This was in a hospital. Yeah, people die, they do die.

If you have a heart issue that hasn't been checked out or whatever, you can die. That's a bad way to go. So I have a friend who's, not a close friend, but a- Acquaintance. Acquaintance friend, yeah, through my other close friends. He's an anesthesiologist, and I was like,

that's not, because he calls himself a doctor, right? I'm like, that doesn't seem like a real doctor. They have to go to school, dude. They make so much money cause that's one of the biggest things ever. The liability. People die from this. I got a good buddy, Ryan Oblachinsky.

He's in endeavor, really good buddy of mine. And he makes bank, crazy cars. But he was saying, cause the insurance liability, they have to pay such a premium, but that's why they make big bucks. Yeah. Cause it's such a dangerous job. It's so dangerous.

Yeah. People die. That's how Kanye was smombed out. Yeah. She was doing like nine procedures, but yeah. That's why they have to have so much insurance. Yep. Well, last one I got for you guys is Sean Strickland's

challenging duplices now to their, you know, matching for UFC 312. This is always weird to me. To do just a stand up fight. He's saying I don't want any grappling. Which is weird. So it's like, it's mixed martial arts. Like go to box if you want that.

But then it's also like, hey man, I know you're trouble on the ground. Like if you're a real man, you're just going to box. Like a real man would be down to do whatever dude Yeah, so I wanted your opinion on that because isn't it supposed like you can't say that like I'm so sure but Sean's a he's smart, dude He's probably just bullshitting like I dare you just as smart to do cuz I mean the place is as a nightmare on the ground Well, he's not gonna agree to it though, right? No, the place is gonna beat you How he has to beat you.

Sean, Sean's standing and just banging with Sean is not easy. That dude is. And this is a rematch. Yeah. Yeah. He's hard. I thought Sean beat him the first time. So we'll see. Yeah.

Sean's. I actually love his standup. I love the way Sean fights. Is that it kids? That's it. Well, we did it again kids. I will be in the, uh, Bloomington Minnesota house of comedy, February 13, 14, 15 Miami, Florida, uh, at the Danny improv February 20, 21, 22 cannot wait.

And, uh, March 19th at Venice West and Venice, California kids. Get your tickets. March 19th. I'm doing stand up. Long time away. There it is. Hi kids. It's the finer kid. We're out.

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