The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1062

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

The guys recap UFC 312 Dricus Du Plessis vs Sean Strickland, Super Bowl 59 and talk the big game's halftime show, dating someone many years younger than you, Dominick Cruz retiring, Jake Paul vs Canelo Alvarez no longer happening and much more! Magic Mind - Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle here: https://www.magicmind.com/TFATKJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid I got a lot of questions, I got a lot of things to talk about You had a, our time in Austin was nice, we had dinner together Yep, with our dear friend, a guy named Joe Rogan Joseph Rogan, he was in a pink sweater He paid for dinner, how crazy is that? I was like, no

It's always awkward, don't you feel like a bitch? No, I don't Oh Oh, I don't. No, he has fuck you money. Yeah, but still. He would not allow you. I've tried it times and he goes, stop that right now. Yeah, it almost insults him. I've tried many of times. He'll order a bottle of wine that's Silverado, like special edition Silverado. Yeah, whatever.

It doesn't matter. So delicious. The most disappointing part is we had to drive from the restaurant to the studio and it's Tesla. How about that Tesla? I got a, don't listen. Still doesn't do it for me. Wait a minute, hold on. I told Rogan that though.

The interior of that car. The seats are cool. The wrap, the wide base, I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, no, cool, you can't. I'm just, I'm quoting him. Yeah, it's a wide. I like that big screen.

It's a wide body Tesla, yeah, the screen. That's a nice sedan. It's as if Teslas do, screens. I kind of want the sedan now now when I move to oh you s t i n you know, it's a you You fucking Austin I it's not oh, it's not Austin. That's some shit. I would do but I mean if you're gonna get a Tesla That's probably the one it's so fucking bad. Yeah, I don't have that but yeah, we'll see now I'm just deep my demons faster in a quarter mile. What's that? My demons faster in a quarter mile? I don't think that's it is his is is is 06 in 1 9. Yeah, I'm at 1 6

You're just what it is demon. Yeah, what is that? It's a car. You don't have no clue you have one. Yeah. Yeah You're doing that lime green car. Yeah sub it sublime green. That goes 1.6? 1,025 horsepower from the factory. Is that right? I don't know. Are you telling the truth? You know cars, so you would know, right? No, you don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

1.6, 1.6, it's faster than the Plaid. Yeah, 0.6 to 1.6. Does it hold that speed? That's a quarter mile tune, goes 0 to 60. Type in 0 to 60. Oh, there it is. 0 to 60 in 1.66 60. Oh, there it is. There's season 1 6 6 seconds Oh my god

now Yikes now now that's if you get traction and that's So when you see those numbers, that's with a professional driver, right? Okay Yeah, that's a ridiculous speed though. Well, it's stupid. So in other words with non-professional, it'd be 2.6 seconds No, no, no that big of a jump, but maybe two but even with rogan he ain't going one eight one nine in that right What's up, boss? Um, yeah, one nine nine Yeah, yeah if you're gonna get a test yeah, so do you really notice the do you really notice the

0.4 seconds Do you really notice the.4 seconds,.04 seconds at a difference? Dude, if your car can go zero to 60 in four seconds, you're fucking flying. You're flying. So none of this matters, it's just a dick contest. That's all it is. Oh, does it?

It's a 14 inch stick, 16 inch stick, either way you're not going. Also, no one's pro driver. Like all those times are on a prep track, professional driver. Like you're not doing that. None of us are doing that. Those are real drivers. Right.

It's just something that you could possibly go this fast. Right. Fastest fast though. Fastest fast. But if you're getting a Tesla, that's probably the one. But we had a good time in Austin. I loved it. Yeah, me too.

It was good. It was interesting. I just want to shout out to my Eagles. No. I just want to shout out to my Eagles. No. I just want to shout out to my team. But you know what's weird? It's not just Brian. Like my dad too.

It's like an older guy thing, cut thing. It's like this weird thing where they're like, I've like the softer men of America started. No, it just is me. I'm not even trying to make funny. It's just like the softer males in America started gravitating towards the Chiefs after like Kelsey got Taylor Swift now All of a sudden no, I wasn't doing it is not you are so it's like this softer males They don't say softer male. It's just a soft thing It's just soft thing it is and it's like come on people that never were into football

All of a sudden their Chiefs fans because they're winning and Taylor Swift and Pfizer. It's like this weird, no hold on, it's like this weird vortex of cocks. We're like, I've been a Chiefs fan. Like when my dad texted me yesterday, go Chiefs am I right? I went, hey bro, we're from Denver. We hate the Chiefs. But bro, I'm just saying.

And he goes, no, they're part of our conference, so I cheer for them. I'm like, you can never. That's like being to see you buff and cheering for Nebraska. I don't care if they're part of our conference, so I cheer for them. I'm like, you can never. That's like being a CU Buff and cheering for Nebraska. I don't care if they're out of the conference, we never root for them. You can't make me a cuck because I was. No, it'd be a thing if you were into football,

but it's this cuck. No, I am into football. You're not. No, you're not though. I know what a play action is now and all that stuff. No, it's this cuck vortex energy where it just brought all these soft males into the game. E-A-G-L-E-S. No, that's not even the song. No. It's this cock vortex energy where it just brought all these soft males

Yes, that's not even the song. No, you don't even know the fight guys. I'm an eagle by my wife is it But you know I'm saying like brought all these weird like cucks into the thing No, it is stop saying into this football universe cuz I tell her Swift you're like I'm not in Taylor Swift and you're like, whoa dude. I'm not even Taylor Swift. And then they're like, they're gonna dominate. I'm like, not if, not if Jalen Hurts gets going. They're gonna shut down Saquon Barkley. Oh, cause I've watched football for 30 years. You cucks just came over. Patrick Mahomes the best of all time.

I don't speak that way. I don't speak that way. Hold on. Do we not remember the argument where our boy Brian Cowan kept saying, Patrick Mahomes is the best of all time. Look at Patrick's numbers. And you were arguing with Brian. No, saying, Patrick, my home is the best of all time. Look at Patrick's numbers and you were arguing

with Brendan. No, no, no, you were arguing with Brendan and I over Josh Allen. Who won the MVP? Brendan, who won the league MVP? Thank you. Okay, but just a minute. I did, if you notice, we can rewind the tape.

We have the tape. Halfway through the season I said, I went, y'all sleeping on the Eagles. Cause I'm from Texas now. No, no you never said that. Your wife might have said that. I said, y'all sleeping on the Eagles. And I go, I think the Eagles.

And I did that and you guys were like, get the fuck out of here. Now here's the thing. Dude, they were picked to win the suit. They were favored. They're so good. They're good. They're stacked.

And then the way they drafted, they're stacked. They were good last year. And then with their draft and their free agents, they got Saquon Barkley. God, I'm pitted. The point is, please don't call me. No, it's a cuck thing. No, no, stop saying cuck.

It is, it is. And also, you're dragging off a U. It's that same type of cuck energy, that who likes the Chiefs. For whatever reason, they also love the Golden State Warriors. La la la. It's so, I don't know what it is. I don't know those guys. I know it's so weird. It's like the same type of dude who's not really a dude but they want to get involved with the coolness. How much worse has it gotten since Jimmy Butler

went? You guys aren't even listening to my protests. They don't know who Jimmy Butler is. Not yet. All they know, all they know is the Golden State Warriors have been good for a while, and then obviously the Chiefs have been good, so then they just kind of like try to jump in the, like around the water cool, like I'm just like you. No, no, no, that's not me guys,

because I don't like Taylor Swift, I'm not saying I'm I'm a Swiftie. No, it's not just you, but you were part of it, it's not just you, it's just this, and so it made me go, oh fuck the Chiefs. No, I was looking like Taylor Swift. I'm not saying I'm a Swiftie. No, it's not just you, but you were part of it. It's not just you. It's just this. And so it made me go, oh, fuck the Chiefs. No, I was looking at sheer numbers. And when my dad texted me, go, Chiefs, my brother's watching Super Bowl with him on it.

Oh my God. I never want to see a team get their ass whipped so bad. And within the first fucking drive, I went, well, this is over. UFC 312 in the Super Bowl, exact same. Well, we have to admit that first drive there, like your reps. First drive, oh my God, first drive, first round of co-main event, oh, they're over. I can literally go home and sleep and tell you the results. This is over.

Did you, did it annoy you that Travis, was Travis Kelsey being funny with his 70s look? No. Not only. Oh, Bubba, it's that cuck fucking energy. He has the same style as his Taylor Swift now. That's really annoying. And so they go, Travis, you're at a different level now. Do you mind if we touch your hair?

That's embarrassing. Sure, let's do it. Really? And then he's sitting there, drop two fucking balls. That's a bar. Acting all mad. That's what happens when you get a little too big for your britches.

Stop it. He's just older. Bring that up, bring that up. You do not get to now say bad things about the Chief. He's just older. Show, bring that up. Bring that up. You do not get to now say bad things about the cheese. He's just older. It bothered me. He's one of the best ever.

Do it. No, he's amazing. When you saw him with his designer haircut, I went, they're fucked. If he was being silly and being like, it was like wrong burgundy, then I love him to death. Far, far, far from it. But if you're going to take yourself seriously on that level, it's like, come on, bro. You're not saying hi. You're kind of like, you're actually, you're actually, you know what I mean?

You're dressed like a pimp, I love it. If he's kidding. I love it. He's not kidding, Brian. Did you see what Jalen wore? He's gone full Hollywood. Now let me see what. Jalen wore Eagles colors.

Love him. No, you, I'm sorry, not Jalen. Patrick, your boy who you love, you don't love Jalen. Well, Patrick is one of the greats. Stop it. That's one of the greats. Stop it. That's one of the worst Super Bowl performance ever. Look at him. These dressing Eagles colors.

Hey and the only reason he had decent stats is the trash yards he got at the end there. Well he, to be fair, I think his line was tired and the fucking. The tiredness from what? Oh and the Eagles are? The Eagles were fucking just. This is that cuck shit. This is that cuck shit. Eagles personally. oh and the Eagles are the Eagles were fucking just this is that cut sure they just that cut cut Eagles but it's a cut shit when they don't know what the fuck the ingredients are like I think there

needs to be more saw the amount of pressure that that defensive line without blitzin no blitzing well those those are game those it's a little bit like what happened to the Patriots with the Giants 17 years ago. Oh, fuck me in the mouth. I can't do this, dude. Hold on, let me get my magic mind. There's too much gayness going on. Fuck me in the mouth, Ken. Why is that a bad, why is that a bad time?

You don't know what you're talking about. They said it last night on air. No, but I had said that a long time ago. Can I tell you what I read? It's regurgitate what you did last night. I know, I heard Brady say that. I want to slam my dick in a door. I heard Brady say that, but here's what I hear.

Wait, let me take my magic mind to get some flow. Let me focus my mind. Let me get some energy here. Hold on for a sec. Watch this. This is, let me get my mental clarity down. You need one to decrease your stress. Let's get stressed.

I'm not stressed. I'm sticking this cuck wave. Let me make an argument. Hold on. This tidal wave of semen headed my way right now. Oh my god. So gross, Brady. Hold on. This tidal wave of semen headed my way right now. Oh my God. So gross, Brian. Hold on. Now listen, I have said, I have said as a coach,

if I was a coach. Hold on, who you, you said, I'll stop you there. You're talking to the NFL team? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. So let me give you advice. Okay. Okay, now guys, and tell me if this is bad.

It's bad. Before you Now guys, tell me if this is bad. It's bad. Before you even speak, it's terrible. You get a line, a lot of big white guys, big strong white guys. That's one of the most expensive line in the league. Big strong white guys. Now big strong white guys are going to be, at the end of that, that's 330 pounds of just carrying around.

You got injuries, you're tired. They don't you're tired. It's a lot of weight. It's a lot of weight. It's just a lot of weight. You get, you lose a.5% of, it's like, it's like, hold on. It's like the Tesla versus your car. You're going to lose a couple of, like a little speed. If you have a fresher,

if you have a fresher defensive line who are naturally faster. They're not fresher. They're a little fresher. If I would sit them. Explain why they're fresher. Here's what I would do. Explain why they're fresher.

I would sit them. They're all in the Super Bowl. They're all playing the exact same game. In the middle of the season, I take my defensive line, I sit, my starting line, I sit them for two games, keep them fresh. That's stupid. Keep them injury free.

You can't. That's so stupid. And that little difference. No. Cause what happened 17 years ago, and I've talked about this is those, Paul Pierre and the other guy, they were tired. I mean, they got injured and they had, so they took some of the time off by the time they get to the Superbowl. They were, they were just fresher, faster. It doesn't make sense because both of them were the starters. No one's injured.

So all the starters were playing, all played the exact same amount of games. So you're comparing. They put a lot of pressure on Mahomes. Without blitzing, just four, which has never been done. They didn't blitz the entire game. They didn't need to. Right. Their four defense linemen.

Are that good. Are that good. So you're saying, you're just saying that defense was just. Just better. They're four defense linemen. Are that good? Are that good. So you're saying, you're just saying that defense was just. They're just better. They're just better. Philadelphia's a better team. They were always a better team. Always a better.

They played 10 times, they beat them. They beat them. It wasn't a case that Mahomes was off. No, they just got there. They're just a better team. Better team. It's like DDP and Strickland. They fight 10 times, DDP's gonna beat them.

What, Wehle and fucking Tak Tatiana, they fight 10 times, Whaley wins 10. It's just what it is. It is what it is. Yeah. I'm not even done with this stuff. That's why I've been saying. No, your wife has been saying that.

I don't remember guys, I don't remember what I was saying. Good thing Chen keeps all our footage. How about Taylor Swift getting booed at the game? And Trump just getting cheers. Oh, by the way, Trump. Okay, but it costs $4 million of taxpayer money to have him there, how do we feel about that? I don't give a fuck.

It's fine. He's an American, he's the only sitting president to attend the Super Bowl, I approve. And I love how the mainstream media said there was a mixed reaction. Was there? Not at all. Go back and listen to it.

No, I got buddies who were at the game. It was a roar. Yes. Okay? It wasn't a mixed reaction. It was a roar. Mixed reaction was the halftime show. So I want to talk to you guys about that.

We're gonna get into it. So I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole. So, and I don't think it's just because I'm old. I watch Adam Levine, Talented Guy, I watch Katy Perry, I went back and watched, my daughter was watching all these Super Bowl halftime shows. And they're fucking spectacular. But for most of them, including the Kendrick Lamar thing,

first of all I couldn't understand what he was saying, I understand, but also I just don't find myself fucking moved by it. Like, it always feels like it's about them. I watched Travis Scott in one old one. And it feels like it's about- Travis Scott's never hosted the Super Bowl. No, but he did a show. And it's about him.

I always feel like, I always feel like it's not about us. It's always about the, and I don't know how to explain it because I haven't thought about it yet. So Kendrick Lamar, I went back and read the lyrics. I listened to his songs, especially the one against Drake. It was, well I know, right? Because I'm not sure what he's saying, except for saying that Drake is a pedophile.

Yes. Where does that come from? Why? Like the whole beef is weird. I think it's even weird to do at the Super Bowl. I also don't give a fuck. Like that whole narrative is weird. I think it's even weird do at the Super Bowl. I also don't give a fuck Yeah, like that that whole narrative is weird. Like it's all weird shit Yeah, my thing is is you're talking about Katy Perry. You've had the Rolling Stones. You've had Beyonce Jay-Z They have catalog you're talking deep catalogs

Kendrick really doesn't have the catalog for hit after hit after hit. Most people under, I'm saying over 40 probably knew two songs, you know? And it's like seeing a guy, so he's the guy do it. No, he doesn't have the catalog. And then see that he doesn't have a lot of, he doesn't have enough songs. I thought he was like a huge hit. He's big. Well, he's big now, but he's kind of been a little more underground. Like he's like, Drake could do it. Drake was a huge song. What? Humble. Remember when that came up? That's two sonnets. I know we're talking like Drake could do it Drake was a huge song who what humble remember when that came that's two sonas I know we're talking like Drake has Drake could be a better here if there's so many fucking hits

Kendrick recently got put on in the public got recently like that that not like us is a you know massive song but he's never had like huge like themes of the year like Drake has had and then also it's rap and then when you see this guy that you know He's doing this diss song and but he has dancers behind him. I thought that was a little lame Yeah, and also he's in bell bottoms. That's a bunch. He's five one So the whole thing was a little a little off-putting then he had Drake's ex Serena Williams doing the Crip walk Really? Yeah, which was weird, you know, I don't, all of it was just like.

I also have a theory on all this too. And I really, really believe that. I just don't think he's a big enough star to carry that load. But listen, also, and I think you would agree with this, when you wallow in that negativity, when you're trying to fuck with somebody like that. He's already won though.

Like he won way before this. But I'm saying like, I agree, keep going. It never works out for people. It really doesn't. When your energy is to be a constantly just attacking somebody and being negative and tearing somebody down, I've never actually ultimately seen it work out for people.

But to his credit, I think with Kendrick, he's like, yeah, we won. And I bet Pepsi or whoever put it on was like, no, you're going to do that song. It was the song of the year. It's the big song of the year. And he's like, it's kind of over. And I bet they're like, you have to do that song for us.

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Stupid. There's this guy, Josh. Fucking stupid. Johnson is comedian and he's black and he's really funny. And he said something to the effect of, let me explain to you white people what this is about. Ha ha ha. But he actually broke it down. And really what it came down to is stupid. I'm better than you are rap

Yeah, I'm number one great. No, you're not like that. But Drake got started. Jake gave him Jake gave Kendrick Lamar his like a platform. It's silly. It's not it's not real beef It's it and also it sells records So I love creates records and gives them anthem people choose sides. So it gets the better each other. Also it's like it's like Drake's Connor and and and Kendrick's been Jose Aldo. They Jose needed a Connor to bring him to light. So Kendrick even though hip hop heads love him, he was never mainstream, really.

Not like Drake. Which is to his credit, right? Because he was like, considered more of an artist or more of a- No, they're both- what does that even mean? They're both fucking rapping. Well, one's more legit as a rapper. No. Yeah, yeah, what are we doing?

I don't know. Here's some of the things that stood out to me. Obviously Serena Williams, that's huge, right? Like bringing Serena out. Super lame. Yeah, it's a dirty day. Did he bring her out? He brought her out, a video of her?

Also, she's married. I get it. Would you allow your wife? No. For an ax, like, trip walk for an ax? I'd be like, what are you talking about? Was that a video? You guys dated six years ago, live.

She's on the Super Bowl halftime show. She was just like, in the corner, you know, doing her thing. But the other part was like, okay, the A he wore, like people were like, he's wearing an Amazon necklace. And I was like, no, it's an A in a lowercase, meaning A minor. Yeah, I know.

That was a dig. And if you noticed, he didn't say the word pedophile, but he had everyone around him say, not even just the crowd, the dancers said pedophile because he's in that lawsuit already with Drake about defamation. Hey, go up for me, Jenny, you're going too fast. Go up to that second one.

Samuel just dressed as Uncle Sam. Now Uncle Sam is a character whose Kendrick has rapped out before. Nobly in his album to Pimp, Uncle Sam is a, almost figurerick has rapped out for nobly in his album to pimp Uncle Sam's almost figure. All right. All right. Samuel L. Jackson, baby. Some of these Easter eggs were kind of dumb, but.

Want to read it because it's dead air right now. Oh, uh, when we cut to Kendrick on a car, but not just any car, a 1987 Buick GNX. It's the year Kendrick was born, as well as a reference to his latest album GNX. As well as owning one of his cars himself, Kendrick has long-wrapped admiration for the car as he was driven home by his father and a Buick Rugal after being born. All right, that's pretty good. Grand National is a badass right? So what about Kendrick's outfit?

Is Jack and Reece Gloria a nod to the closing track of GNX? As for his necklace, it's a lowercase a, potentially a reference to the line, not like us. I don't care. How about this? It's all gossip. But the people in the rap industry care. That's the point. It's not for you or me. Yeah.

But people love this stuff. Like- Yeah. Well, all's the point. It's not for you or me. Yeah. But people love this stuff, like... Yeah. Well, alright. Anyway. But the video we have of when he was saying, you know, he tweeted like, I'd love to perform their favorite song, but you know, they love the two. Oh shit, though. The revolution about to be televised, you picked the right time, but the wrong guy. A reference to Donald Trump. Hey, I watched highlights of Toporia's brother,

he looked pretty damn good. That's suplex. Yeah, it looked really good. Solid. Can I say I want my $90 back from ESPN for those fights? You paid $90? You know though. I don't, I pay.

No, but it's not $90. It's $79.99. I thought the Jean-Louis Leigh fight was exciting. Well, for me, when I did it, it was like, I have to subscribe to ESPN. The 10 to plus, maybe? Is it a $10 or plus? Yeah, it was 99, and I want my money back,

because that was awfully boring. I don't know why he didn't just take him to the ground. Who? Take who to the ground? Strickland. Oh, Take who to the ground? Strickland! Oh, well, you think what? You were mad about what? You want Strickland to take him down? Yeah, I want someone to take him to the ground.

He's not taking Duplessis. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a bad idea. Remember Strickland was like Duplessis, I dare you to like... Well, I thought Duplessis was going to wrestle him more. That's what I'm saying. Turns out he didn't need to. And I think that part of it is that, you know, I, I, and I, again, I said it a

thousand times, I love the way I love watching, um, uh, Strickland fight. Cause I love his defense. I just think he's awesome. I think he controls the pace well, but he, he like, uh, Nick Diaz, another one of my favorite fighters, he tends to be, that's how he's going to fight and he's not going to change that. It's worked for him and it's worked on to this point. That's right. It's going to be, that's how he's going to fight. And he's not going to change that. It's worked for him. And it's worked on to this point.

That's right. It's going to be a rough run. It might be easier to game plan for that going forward. Oh yeah. Right? And so you don't really have to take any risk because you know, he's not going to take risks. And he's probably not going to knock you out if you're a sturdy.

Never. So if he goes, so for a Strickland fight, if he's down three, oh, going to four and five, you might as well walk home. Like he's never, he can't don't have the capability to knock you out. He's not going to submit you. Yeah. Doesn't have knockout power. Yeah.

It's just a volume punching guy. Yeah. And I don't, I don't think he's going to change that. I can't change that. People that say, Oh, good. Dying your shield. You should have risked it all. It's like, he doesn't have those tools.

He's got money. He's avoided a lot of damage, a lot of damage that other fighters have had, um, with the exception of getting his nose completely shattered. Oh, and reset during the fight. But overall, overall he's a very smart fighter. But to your point, I think the question becomes now he's a huge star, a lot of fun to watch.

Where does he go from here? What happens? See the fan base, I don't know if they're saying a lot of fun to watch. He's a character, but that style doesn't attract, you know, it's not making him pay per view Star. It's his character, which is why everyone wants to tune in and watch. That style's not selling tickets.

So now, what you do with them, I'm not anytime soon, but I'd like Kim Nizzi to fight again. They're kind of both at a crossroads. I don't think either I'm gonna beat like the young lions interesting idea interesting idea Yeah, I could see that Yeah, I don't DDP is the fighting homes that that's the very exciting fight for me because this is the test that's the unknown

Yeah, and you may see you may see Homs ot I I do think Hamsat takes DDP down and I do see I do think I do think he takes his back. Yep The question is what does he do then? Yeah, and DPS pretty well versed on the ground and it's gonna be can DDP survive the first two rounds that thing goes in A third I would guarantee DDP wins really? Oh, yeah, because I was gonna done everything Yeah, yeah, deep. He's too tough after yeah too tough too much Homs that's never been those deep waters You're dealing with a world champion and deep waters and he's sturdy man and hits like a fucking max dirty The question is can he doesn't can you talk him out exactly? He doesn't have the defense like Strickland

He get no he gets hit. He's gonna get hit. He gets you hit by DDP. It's over. Yeah, he's too big Yeah, he's too big. He must hit like a Mack truck tank. Yeah, and He's just aggressive and push this forward now. He now DDP is gonna push forward. He's gonna get taken down It's gonna get blasted. Yeah, he's gonna get taken down. Yeah, and But like if you again, he's gonna take down. Yeah. And, but like if he, again, he's going to take it down. Can he survive the first two rounds? If he does, well, he can survive first three rounds. I think coms that's good for three rounds. I don't think so.

I think dealing with that big of a body and it's not going to be a cakewalk to get them down and keep them down. It's going to be a lot of energy. My guess is though he's, he's, he's wrestled plenty of guys that big and that strong gold Gold medalist wrestler, how big is that gold medalist wrestler he was giving fits to? It's gonna take forever to look at, big guy. Big guy, yeah, you know what I'm saying? So I think provided he's healthy,

I mean, the smart money is where? I got DDP. We don't know though. We don't know, it's a coin toss. We don't know. This is the test. Yeah, this is where we're seeing. This is the most intriguing one, like the strickler one, you're like, us. We don't know. This is the test. Yeah, this is where this is the most intriguing one like the strictly Oh, and you're like, I guess I'll watch that. Yeah, but God what he did to you know, Bobby knuckles

Homs that dude. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean Jesus That's saying it's impressive. Fuck. I know Yeah But yeah, you'll see 312 and the Super Bowl would just both of my blah Yeah. But yeah, UFC 312 and the Super Bowl, just both of them are blah. The Super Bowl, after about a quarter and a half, you're like, oh fuck.

You're just like, god damn it. Do you guys make any side bets or prop bets? I don't bet. Oh. No one bets here. I bet some bets and I made a little money. You did. I bet that the Eagles would score first,

and they sure did. And I bet that the Eagles would score first, and they sure did. There you go. And I bet that the Eagles Gatorade color would be lemon lime. I bet that bet usually every year. I think it's seven years in a row, and I've been right every year. I like it. Dude, how about the white corner? Pick six. We got one.

Yeah. Baller. And it's his birthday. 22 years old. Damn. 22 years old. Little fucking baller and it's his birthday 22 years old damn 22 little fucking baller Little baller dude any given Sunday But no, we've always been saying the problem with the Chiefs is they barely win Yeah, they always squeak by with a win, right and they showed up and they underestimated You know the Eagles everyone knew the game plan was run

Like break down the run game take Saquon out of the picture The Super Bowl is where you get these guys that you really haven't heard of before stepping up and doing like but see I don't think anyone on the Eagles stepped up and did anything I think the entire thing is Jalen hurts who's super famous They the Eagles wet or the the Chiefs went. went all right say Kwan's a complete game changer We can structure the defense to shut take him out. We'll take him out We're gonna force Jalen hurts to be us with his arm and legs Hey, let's see if he can do it. He did he balled out. Yeah, and then remember the Eagles last

I think they're like damn they're dead last in defense this year. They're number one With that same fucking offense with say come on Barkley. Yeah, dude I think they have the biggest offensive line They said right the average the average height is six six three three twenty eight three thirty eight. They're huge three thirty That's the average huge Was a 1960 that average offense line was six four two forty five. Yeah, I was a lineman back in the 60s Yeah, and it weird sure were yeah That's just a diet meat and potatoes.

Weird right? Any commercials you guys like? Hold on. No, there was no commercial stick Alfred. Nothing this year. Absolutely. Cogniz was weird. I lied. That was my favorite one. It was the most memorable. So stupid. We're going to get into him today. It is the most memorable. I was like, go to Izzy Deco. It was the anti-commercial. He paid eight million. Yeah, he did an anti-commercial. I thought the William Defoe one was great. I thought it was good. Catherine O'Hara, I love both those actors. But there was no like main commercial

like a Budweiser does or Shane Giles' was good? I didn't mean, I didn't mind the Coca-Cola one. We're gonna be all right, you know that one. Where is AI gonna screw us? You notice this year, Jesus only had one commercial. Last year he had four and Scientology had four. They're not paying, it's too expensive. I'm just impressed. There's nothing that you walk away like, oh my god, that commercial's great. There's nothing.

That Dunkin' Donut one, I didn't even know what they were doing. It was so... It was good last year, this year was... Oh, the Matthew McConaughey, was it Matthew McConaughey? Yeah. And Matt Damon was great. Yeah, that was pretty good. That's probably the best one. Who was it, the donut one? Oh no, it was David Beckham and Matt Damon.

He was like, their brothers, he's like, how famous are you? Like, Matt Damon famous? He's like, mm, like Ben Affleck famous. And he was like, oh man, I'm sorry. That was funny. It was unfortunate, something like that. Yeah, yeah.

But none of the commercials. I heard Bill Belichick's girlfriend was in a commercial. She was. She was in the Dunkin' Don Donuts. Yeah, I think it's good for bill I could for bill. I give my people hating on it. Good for him. Well, you know, I want to create a finger right now That's her ring. That's her ring. Yep on her engagement finger Oh, I thought you she because people get mad at her that she's wearing a Super Bowl ring It's actually her ring. She won some ring Good for her. Is he

Retired or is he? No, he's the head coach for North Carolina now Bill Belichick slammed for including his 23 year old girlfriend in oh the internet including his 24 year old girlfriend in the 25 Super Bowl commercial. Look at his girlfriend, Matt. Can you bring her up? I really appreciate a woman who likes a much older man. This is right up your alley, B. I mean, come on, Bill. Well done, sir.

He looks like her dad. She's an absolute dime piece. He looks like her grandfather. So what? She's a dime piece He looks like her grandfather. So what? She's a dime piece. Look at his rings. He's the godfather, bro. When you're one of the best to ever do it, it's attractive.

But with her, it's weird, right? Like if that's your daughter, you're like, what the fuck, where did I go wrong? I said it before. I dated a woman. I dated a woman between my divorce and meeting my wife who was fantastic and she, I was too young for her. She was 28 and she was absolutely into seven year old men and older.

She just was- Something's wrong with you then. It's a fetish. Somewhere along the line. Some women like it. It's a daddy complex. No, that's not even daddy. That's like a grandpa type of love they're just into older men you guys aren't worried she looks too thin right here no I'm

not no no not worried about that's a girl thing no that's the last thing I'm worried about her health she is okay but if you're bill he's also like fuck it like what what what yeah wait what what do you want to do? No, you're too young I can understand how old is she but you're doing that 20 She's got me 30. What's weird is he's not like the most energetic like he probably just talks fucking zone defense with her and shit He's also probably look at the rings on his finger. He's also probably a He's probably very intelligent for and she's 24. That's And he's I mean my wife's 35 and I'm 78. That's already crazy 72. That's tough. That's how that is

That's weird. That is hey good for him. But if that's your daughter, I'd like what are you doing? That's that's not even that's his granddaughter If that's your daughter, I'd be like, what are you doing? That's, that's not even, that's his granddaughter, but you know what I mean? But I'm saying if that, let's say that was my daughter, Billy, and her boyfriend was 72. You would not be cool with that. It's nothing you can do. You're like. I would go up to him and go, I get it.

No, you would not. No, listen, let me finish the nods. I'd go, I get it. Not my daughter though, dude. I failed as a dad. And your daughter would be like, dad weren't there excuse me well I'd do is me like it fathered and this is my real daddy and you'd be like no do you mind if I suck his gray cock now I go it's not great just great pubes I'd say I'm gonna throw up and I failed as a father

yeah like so there's has to be some weird mental thing there. Or that's so old. She just likes. Also the future. What about it? The future? There's no kids, Bubba. There's no, there's no family. Dude, my wife's friends are the woman who's she's fantastic too. She's 34.

Her husband is 83 years old. I should be shit. And, and he's very wealthy, of course. And I said, my daughter, my wife goes, she loves him. She loves him. She doesn't. Here's what the here's, but here, like, you're not going to see a girl that attractive with a man who's older by four, eight years.

If he doesn't have money. No, you're never going to see. But money is part of what he is. He's a force, right? He's a force. Yeah, it's a power thing. Yeah. Whenever he walks into a room.

But when you say love, like sure. But the number one reason, if that all goes away, love is whether you're rich or poor, you're staying together. Listen. This, this, there's no future. Money's the only motive. Money, power, and status. Money's number one though. Money's number only motive. Money, power and status. Money's number one though.

Money's number one. Power and celebrity. Because if you've got status and some power. He's got all three. But you're broke. They don't care. Money's number one. Money.

Status is one of the greats to ever do it and celebrity and power. Those are aphrodisiacs to many women. And I'm going to say throughout history, they always have been for whatever reason, it's an evolution thing. But you just got to feel a little weird if you're Bill and you're like, God, man, if I wasn't rich, she wouldn't be sucking me. Here's another thing that most societies throughout history have always been fine with that. That's a recent thing for us to be like, I don't have a problem with it. It is what it is to adults, to adults.

And then especially, especially if you, if you, if you alternate that and let's say the, the ladies 78 and the, and the dudes 22 share, share did that. Yeah. Share was what she was. And the guy was, what do you even talk? You ever talked to 22 or 23? What do you even talk about? What we're going to, how we're gonna fuck?

That's it though. This evening. But when you talk about the future, it's like, if she's like, yo in 10 years I want kids, and he goes, oh I'll be dead though. It depends on the person. It depends on whether she's an old soul.

And also when you're 72, you don't give a fuck about talking. What are you gonna talk about? You know what I mean? You ever see 72 year olds, try engaging my dad in the conversation for more than half an hour or 15 minutes. He's gonna be like this. He's gonna be like, hey, what are you talking about? I know all this. Yeah. And he's probably going to bed and then she goes out with her friends and shit. And then when he's up in the morning, she's probably sleeping in and shit. If I'm

72 and I have a 24 year old girlfriend, she can have a live in boyfriend. If I get included periodically, I'm fine with that. No, no, no, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant as long as I can watch No, but that's not what I meant as long as I'm in the corner. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what all the chief guys say It's just a weird thing Yeah, I just know it's like hey what's gonna happen in ten years when he's 88 Yeah, well, he'll maybe he'll still be alive and still coaching. No. Right? No, no, no, no. He's not in the best physical shape.

Al Pacino just had his first kid. I mean, his third, fourth kid at 84, sir. 84. That is strange. He's pumping and dumping. Yes. And we ain't talking about stock. He's pumping and dumping.

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But she's gorgeous. She's all right. Bills is way hotter. Come on, bud. I mean, she's pretty. She's very average. But look at him. Yeah.

I mean, come on. He looks like that new Dracula movie. Yeah, he's Al Pacino. Yes, that's not Sparattu. He's Al Pacino yes that's not for ought to is al Pacino but she has a history of dating older guys uh-huh has to be a mental issue she's only data has to be a mental issue well she's just into old guys yeah something's going on there go back to go out see who else she's dated she's dating yeah nor alpha that if you go oh they broke up would you

date I get what's what's what's the limit you dates and us 45 sorry that's fair especially if you want a family yeah cuz dating like a 50 or 60 year old and he has a family already and then if you want kids. She dated Bill Maher. She's dating him now I think. Yep. Yeah she likes older dudes. God bless her.

So she dated Bill Maher or she is dating who else but Bill's 70 that's insane. That's that's a Jagger. Yeah, you got a Mick Jagger. Fantastic. You look so bad. Mick Jagger is sold. Mick Jagger. You see Mick Jagger.

Police is in shape. He looks like a marionette. He's like like a Al Pacino is the worst. puppet. Al Pacino's the worst one out of those. Al Pacino's the worst one out of those. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't.

Okay, you can close the door. T, we're good, Bubba. Thank you. Take Donnie, take Donnie. Thanks, pal. Yeah, so listen, it is what it is. It's a fetish. She likes older men, and it is a fetish. It's a fetish. She likes older men and it is a fetish

God bless Clint Eastwood. She did him God bless Oh and Clint Eastwood She's getting corpse dude. He's nice. She getting money from them. He's 94 years old says she's drawn to wisdom Yes, yes. Yes. She's a film producer. I like her. I respect the shit out of her. She's a savage. She's a savage and God bless her. Doesn't need the money. That's impressive. It'd be one thing if she had no money. She comes from a wealthy Arabic family. I think from the UAE or something for Dubai.

Rich as shit. God damn it. It means it's legit. There's some mental issue there with her. Or yeah, as in I just like gray pubes. Ew. What'd I say? To get with those guys, I mean, younger too, she probably sucks the meanest

cock this side of the Mississippi. Come on dude, you know it. Oh my God. Polish off the top. Yeah, I mean, Nasser's I think an Egyptian or a Lebanese name. Yeah, there you go. OK, anyway, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if she's rich, Brad.

Net worth of three million. Well, that's from the exes. Yeah, I don't think she comes from a rich family. But I like that you're sticking up for her and trying to make it better. She's a whore. No, she's. She's a gold digging whore.

No, no, no, that's not. And it's all good. They both are. They both are. But hey, thank God there's people like that to take care of these older gentlemen. All I'm saying. Because what would we do?

They bring happiness. All I'm saying is that that's. You know what it is? It's like make a wish. No, you know what it is? You pay for that. Like, you know what I mean? You pay for that money. Because that's you know what it is it's like make a wish no you know what it is you pay for that like you know what I mean you pay for that money because that's a lot of work or that's a lot of work that's like and you gotta put up with some shit and she's making tick-tock videos and you're gonna get on me

you're 84 I'm not dancing yeah you never know when you're having sex with I'll do respect with a 84 85 90 road that tickers gonna go you don't gonna go enough. You don't know if, yeah, you might just, he might die right there on you. But also she's dealing with some smart dudes. So when she talks about prenups, like, bitch, please. You're dealing with some smart wealthy dudes. When they've been around.

Yeah, they're like, you ain't the first lady. You ain't touching this. No. It's one of my kids I never talked to. That's how that goes. And that's why they're allowed to get away with it. Yeah. No, not a good dad.

Well, Al Pacino's two first children that he had with Beverly D'Angelo had very bad rheumatoid arthritis. Very bad. Really tough. It's a really hard disease. That's bad. Yeah. All right.

What else you got, Chin? Chin, what's the youngest you would date the the youngest I dated which I was like okay with was 32 would you date in the 20s no 28 29 no no no no no you wouldn't get a 25 year old not date like actually in a really yeah like girl what I bone of course not date you wouldn't date a 20 no I'm a little bit with Chin on this. What's the oldest lady? 40? My age, 47. I don't care.

If she looks like good, you know. Brian met the girl I dated for like six months. She was a Mongolian chick. She was like 32. She was like, to me that was like the youngest I would ever go. I think 32 is good for you, Chin. But that was when I was 46.

I think it depends on the individual. I like mid-30s for you, you chin. Why you looking at your phone? Cuz I was seeing uh Gosh dang it. I like mid 30s for you though No, that'd be like the very youngest, but I'd rather date someone that's like 35 36 37 40 and have their shit together Yeah, as long as I find them attractive and they're cool You don't want a young girls trying to figure herself

out in career and you're like, Jesus Christ, lady. The problem with the young ones, like, I don't know what it is young dudes, like, they're into me, like the 24, 25 year olds and I'm like, bro, like grow up, look at you, you're a baby. Yeah, but they're probably not trying to figure out. No, they want a date, Brandon. They want to be my boyfriend, like, wife it it up and like they're all ready to do it

They think how do you know this? That they want to be your actual like they tell me and they cry to me, you know I would do the same thing if I was young at the bone. That's the game. That's the game. Okay I'm being honest like that I'm dating you of course. No, no, but she's saying like they want to wife her up. Yeah Absolutely when I was 25 absolutely wife up also Bob's attracted older women you know to bone I would have dated a 30. I don't believe you for shit, but I don't I think it's to bone dude. You're being nice, right? That's thing. You're being honest. I was honest. You're full of shit. Yeah, you're being you're you're being nice right that's thing you're being honest Brian was a sad honest you're full of shit yeah you're being you're you're fucking around but young kids it's and that's why even now like 25 kids are waiting a long you

want to fucking marry and for a 25 bar I would have married a 55 year old woman there's no way you can get out like even now like the kids push marriage to way later yeah we were younger you're nice guy. I brought it. I was 19 and I did, I was 22 and I dated a 35 year old and you would marry her. I did a 35 year old heart doc surgeon. And, uh, when I see dated, I had sex with her. Exactly.

Come on, man. Let's just be honest. Yeah. Guys are good. That's what guys do. Really liking me too. Really? Of course, dude.

Cause you stole her great looking young dude Well because I was 22 and guess what didn't go down the old dongerino. Yeah Yeah, and I went to town and I was Skinny and cute and then you broke her heart. Well, listen, you moved on I was 22. I like dude Why did you marry her? Huh? Why didn't you marry at 22? Cuz he's 22 trying to figure his fucking life But I'm going on 14. Yeah. Yeah when I was 40 I was going on 19 I'd be tough to do it anyone under 30. It'd be tough if they don't have their shit figured out Yeah, I was such a fums

Look, cuz most of them are then you know, they're trying to figure shit out Yeah tough I was such a f... I'm so... Like, I look at them. Because most of them are. You know, they're trying to figure shit out. Yeah. Be tough. You'd be hard pressed to find anybody more, I'm sorry to use this word, retarded than me from fucking 20 to 40. How old are you? I'm 58. I'd say 20 to 54.

Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair fucking enough for real. Like it's just unbelievable. I have a mental issue. And I'm right behind you. I have a mental issue. I have a mental issue.

One of my 41 complete dumb ass dogs. Just reckless idiots. You're not 41, Brandon. You're at least 42. I turned 42 in March. We're a couple reckless. March 18, 83. I turned 42 in March.

We're a couple reckless. Oh, I didn't have my shit together until about nine months ago. We suffer from the old disease called, we'll figure it out. Yes. That's what we suffer from. But you know, I need the juice. But no, I've.

I don't need the juice anymore. I'm good. I have no juice. I don't either. I don't need any juice. No, I need less. No, I want your juice. Exactly.

Get your juice out of my face. Yeah. What else you guys got? We got a lot. Let's, we're gonna venture back into MMA for a second. This really bummed me out, you guys. Dominic Cruz said he's hanging up the gloves. Yeah. And I love him.

But it shouldn't bum anybody out. He's always been plagued by injury. He's one of the greatest to ever do it, and he has a huge career already going. It's not like one foot in one foot out. He's making money Yeah, he had like he's set. He's not just gonna be a train at UFC gym. Like he's one of the rear guys He's a brilliant guy. He's a fucking brilliant one of the best minds You and Jail sonin said that it's in terms of breaking down fights. Buddy. Almost nobody's smarter. No, best in the game. He's brilliant.

Best in the game. But I thought he was just training for a fight. He would, but that's just, that's his ego and he wants to, you know, get a win. So the body just kind of gave out. He's already had, his shoulders have been awful. He'd probably be a great coach. It's for the better. A phenomenal coach.

Yeah. He's such a good coach. Yes. But now he can focus completely on doing, you know, commentating. He's a monster. He's one of the best This isn't a sad story. It'd be sad if he had nothing to get into then you're like fuck this guy If anything, he's not that if anything, it's it's good. It's good getting your head kicked. This isn't a sad story It's actually good. Okay

Well, I mean the sad stories the guys braids in the back. All right, okay. Okay, see him You know, I'm talking about baby? You know what I'm talking about, baby. You know what I'm talking about, daddy. You know what I'm talking about, daddy. That's sad. Well, or it's just, it's, he might be partially Native American. He might be Serbian. We don't know. It doesn't matter. It's 2025. But I'm just saying sometimes you want to wear piggy tails, and it's a free country, and that's what I'm saying. Well, I'm going to teach you how to ride a motorbike. You know what I'm saying? Teach you how to ride a motorbike it's a free country. And that's what I'm saying. I want to tell you motorbike. You know what I'm saying?

She's like a motorbike. No, don't treat him like a motor. No, that's he's got a thick neck. You never know. Probably trains. Be respectful. But you got to realize the reason Don McCrew is so significant is if you think about his footwork, he used as a wrestler, he's had similar stance.

He'd switch it. He was the first guy to use those angles and all that then you see guys like Cody Garbrandt TJ Dillashaw even influence of Connor like all the footwork you see He was the Jackie Robinson of it. So he started this whole movement game where wrestlers like oh hold up I can actually incorporate some of the wrestling footwork into my MMA game. So he was the original Godfather of that. Like, so any of the switch stance and do all this and the single legs and all that jerky movement, that's all done. But Cruz, nothing, it's never been done before till they saw him do it.

And most guys couldn't do it. But then smaller wrestlers like TJ Cody Garbrand, like, Holy shit, I can mimic that style and they took it to another level another level right so they're all influenced by him Just the same way the middleweight division is influenced by Izzy Before him is influenced by Anderson Silva like it there's a Wave of guys that you got to know the history of to what you're looking at now, right? That's Dominic Cruz Yeah You don't see any near the movement and great wrestlers if Dominicruz may come along and Dominic always said like there's no such thing as

Ring rust and he came back against to Kim Mizugaki and destroyed him after like I don't know years He he's the one where I I do believe in ring rust but listen Domic Cruz much better fire He doesn't believe in it. I know so when he goes on believe in ring rust It's like well, you gotta be Domic Cruz who has the mindset of a Kobe like fucking savage and kudos to him He's worked on himself. He used to be he was so competitive impossible to hang out with He used to be super not making friends just winning but you would understand of course TJ to when TJ was prime Difficult human being there's certain guys that are difficult because all they give a flying fuck about is winning, whether it's going to the water family and they do win

peeling an orange. Like everything's exhausting. Like I did a, uh, the absolute winners are that way. Rondo is that way. TJ's that way. Uh, fucking Dominic's that way. Connor used to be that way. Kabip. So there's these absolute Dominic was, and it's also, he was a world beater. Of course. Well, he's world champion. He's also, it's also he was a world beater of course always world champion Yeah, he's also it's all but for guys like me who are not built like that I'm competitive and whatever you want to do But if it's something like like I did a go-kart race with Dominic and it was he got there an hour early was practicing On the course. I was there to fuck around and have a good time on him. He and he won cool

All right, man. Enjoy your win. Yeah. But since he's gone through the injuries, probably did some therapy, talked to somebody, he's such a better human being. And he used to be even combative to talk to. Like even when he engaged and breaking out fights. He would argue.

Oh, buddy. Yeah. And so he's done a lot better. Yeah, he's done a lot of work on himself, and he's the best. He's the absolute best. Yeah, he's one of those guys. He's just he's a winner. Well, the problem is is what like if you keep that like alpha

uber competitive edge through even when you retire You're not gonna have a lot of friends and then also, you know He's part of a team on the commentary team and whether he starts businesses and you have employees like you're a team Nobody wants to play with you anymore. so it's a good a lot of guys don't though a lot of guys don't know that's a guy who will fit that dude will figure it out if he has to be it shows you how smart he yeah he's so smart and and what was the fight who did he fight when he came back from a long injury game is yeah was that who we beat the Japanese guy. And destroyed him, that's why I said.

Like a world beater. That's why he was like, there's no such thing as like, you know, ring-less. Ring-less, yeah. And for him there's not, but I think. He destroyed 99.9% of everybody else, there's ring-less. Dude, he came to my show in San Diego. He was showing me the nastiest little tricks.

Like, you take a class from that guy, he'll just fucking break your wrist, your fingers. And he's got a thousand things, man. It's like, oof. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got Jen? Killer.

Um, so this one was a big one all weekend and I kind of hit it close to home to me because one of my dear friends is actually Kanye's agent. And Kanye went crazy. Oh, B, when I tell you, my friend was like, I've turned my phone off. I can't take the death threats. Everybody's working overtime. Crazy. Oh, when I tell you my friend was like, I've turned my phone off, I can't take the death threats, everybody's burning me. I mean, he literally did everything

you shouldn't do this weekend. Making a shirt that says white lives matter. Making a shirt with a Nazi swastika on. He did? Yes. What? White shirt, black swastika. What?

Saying free the hero, he did he. Do you have black swastika. What? Saying free the hero P. Diddy. Let me see that. Do you have the swastika one? No. So now it seems like he's just doing things. Now it's not fun anymore. He's just trying to be. Now he's doing whatever super controversial, like free P. Diddy or all that stuff. It's like, ah, god damn it.

Yeah. And then he went on a rant about, you know, I hate gays, I hate trans, I hate white people, I hate black people, I hate this. He hates humans. But then it was tweeting. I hate gays, I hate trans, I hate white people, I hate black people, I hate this, I hate. He hates humans. It was tweeting, like he was tweeting every hour. He had a moment, did he have a breakdown? Did he have one of his episodes?

This sounds like a manic episode. That's what I tried to ask my friend. Cause part of him, what makes him great is he is crazy. What the fuck? But then if the crazy goes off on a different tangent, you're getting this. Right. Like what makes him brilliant, it's a very fine edge.

Like what makes him brilliant, we all love, that if he goes down the wrong fucking rabbit hole, this is what you get. So if you look, one of the last tweets he tweeted was like at 12 o'clock at night and it said, ha ha, I won the internet, I got to say whatever I wanted all day. Freedom of speech.

Thank you, Elon. I love Jews. I love trans. I love gays. I love everybody. But then- So he's just trying to prove a point? I don't get it.

And that's what I asked my friend, his agent, his agent's like, dude, his manager's been with him 32 years, called me crying all day today saying, I don't know what to do. But I like the money. I like the money, yeah. That's what it is. The only like the money. I like the money, yeah. That's what it is. The only thing you put up with is the money.

The last tweet he said is, I'm logging out of Twitter. I appreciate Elon for allowing me to vent. It has been very cathartic to use the world as a sounding board. It was like an ayahuasca and then it cuts out. Well, he goes, I'm never apologizing for my Jewish comments I can't I can say whatever the F. I want I want to say forever Where's my effing apology for freezing my account suck my dick? How's that for an apology? Yeah, hey put thanks for everyone participating in the social experiment. Thank you left all my fellow rappers. Thank you and all

To all black women. Thank you to love all I think he's actually I think and all, to all black women, thank you to all black women. I think he's actually, I think he's just, you're dealing with somebody who's not well. Agreed. I really do. I think he's, I think he's just literally having manic episodes and he's out of his mind. And I asked that friend of mine, I'm like, who's his publicist? And he goes, oh, he won't allow us to hire him one.

No, this is not, you're dealing with a mentally ill human thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just, it was rough. It was literally one day every hour was another bad tweet. Yeah. I don't know what happens to him.

He just is the guy who never surprises you because you never know what he's doing. What happens to him is he becomes, he's this guy. And all of a sudden, what do you do now? And after a while you go. You stop paying attention. Yeah, you stop paying attention. You stop paying attention. After a while you're like, okay.

Yeah, I don't know what he can do. Yeah. I mean, they're nowhere near related, but it's the same with like Connor. It's like, when is he fighting? And then he keeps teasing it, keeps teasing it. You're hoping you want just a flash from the past and you're hoping he comes back. And after a while you're like, oh, it's just going to be this all the time? If he comes out with a groundbreaking album again, Kanye, if he comes out with groundbreaking

music, I think, I actually think people kind of move on to this weird chapter of his mental illness. I think Kanye, I think when you do this to this level, actually, something happens where, well no, I think literally the internet and everybody kind of goes, he's so crazy. You're so out of your mind that we're dealing with somebody who's actually crazy.

Then they feel sorry for him. It's like dealing with, literally, somebody who's so manic that... But you know who doesn't feel sorry for him? Jews. No, but what I'm saying is that when you're this nuts, you can actually encapsulate this episode, put it over there, and then five years from now he comes out... I got work done, I can't believe I said those things. I was diagnosed... But you have to produce good music.

Right. It goes hand in hand. Right. For him to come back, he has to completely go away. I say go away for at least a year, work on himself, then come back, drop some fire ass fucking music, which he can do.

Be like, oh my God, I am so sorry. I was out of my mind. I was going through a weird time in life. I don't mean any of those things. I'm donating to this charity, to this cause. Like you can do all that. Okay, let's be true, you're like a PR guy, I love it. If you went to a mental institution

and they saw him in a straight jacket, like whatever the case, so the equivalent of, it's like America would forgive you because they would go. America's pretty forgiving. Yeah, he was just out of his mind. He was just crazy. And I think that's actually what we're dealing with.

I think we're dealing with a guy who is genuinely manic and when he gets manic he's impossible to control and He has no control over himself and he wants to hurt himself and he wants to do something insane They said he's lost a billion dollars over this. This is a guy who But also but there's Kanye fans like boy. He's crazy It's like no, I'm with you. I was on board the crazy train until that crazy train went racist That's when I get off Cuz that's no longer crazy. Now. You're just saying well, look say it. I think someone like

What's his name who fought Devin Haney Ryan Garcia Ryan was talking in a way where all of this went, something's wrong here. A hundred percent. This might be, you know, brain. But then he performed. Then he performed, right? So sometimes. Because that's his job. But Ryan may have manic episodes, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

But if he does, we all know, we all go, we all go like this. We go, whatever he says, I'm not listening to because I wish him well. Yeah. He's in trouble here. Yeah. And I'm not, I don't mean to pick on Ryan because

I don't know him, but I'm saying anybody like that who's been in the show, I go, whatever he says, I'm not listening to, because I wish him well. He's in trouble here. And I don't mean to pick on Ryan, because I don't know him, but I'm saying, anybody like that, where you see somebody doing outrageous behavior, or very erratic. You start to feel sorry for him, and you go, man, I hope he gets help. That's it.

Yeah, that's it. So it's like, I... You know, with Kanye, like, hope he gets help, he's so powerful, though, it's like, nobody around him's gonna check him. Like, how does someone help that guy? Nobody can check him. Who's going to reach out and be like, dude, enough.

But you need some help. The biggest problem with manic depressive is that the medication is hard to pin down. It's really hard with, I know a couple of people with real manic, real manic, they're very, they're true manic. And controlling with medication is really tricky because sometimes if you give too much of the wrong medication, they'll kill themselves. If you give too much of the wrong medication,

they'll kill somebody else. It's really fucking a problem. Because the medication will work to keep you here. When you're at your high and you take the medication or you're low, you have to be super fucking careful. It's really, really tough. It's a disaster. We haven't figured it out yet. What else you guys got?

Well, on to other things. This video is a 100 car vehicle pile up in China over the weekend, because the fog was so bad on the bridge, but just look at the destruction. Oh my God. Wait, God. Get out of your car, don't get out of your car, guys. People are saying stop. Wait. Get out of your car. Don't get out of your car guys. Stop. Don't get out of your car. You're driving so fast. That guy gave up. He's laughing. Well it's like.

Way too fast god dog such a disaster fuck guys you need something way up it's just a thick fog that's the thing if it was thick fog, we would be able to see the fog. Yeah, it looks fine. I think to me it was black ice. That's what I imagine. Black ice?

Black ice. Yeah. Because I have, you know, my friend actually crashed his car at 15 miles per hour. Yeah, I've crashed on black ice. With black ice. I think it was just black ice. They just found out later on. They were like, oh, stop, stop, stop. Not because they're Asian. You sound so British. I think it was just black eyes. They just found out later on, they were like, stop, stop, stop.

Not because they're Asian, you sense of vision. I didn't say that. I just wanted to. That was funny. It was funny. The next one. I mean, Brendan, you kind of called it. We knew Jake and Canelo wasn't gonna happen.

But Jake came out and said, Canelo Alvarez ducked me, Jake Paul, and is now an owned slave with no regard or pride for the Mexican people who support him on US soil. That's rather disrespectful. Is that a little rough to say? Yes, it's disrespectful. Well, the fight was signed, sealed, delivered.

I know this for a fact. It was supposed to go down, then what's named, Turkey- Alashik. Alashik came in and at the last second pulled the rug from Jake Paul But it was damn near this close to the finish line. Oh really? I didn't know that Jake Paul's got some balls some balls. That's a challenge for Jake. I mean that's that's Rather watch that than the fight that Tershiek Money, dude, yeah fight that they announce is an elements against skull Do you know have, have you heard of a boxer named skull?

No. Okay. Neither of them. Yeah. I'd much rather see what happens to Jake. Like does Kenny survive three rounds with who? With Canelo, man. The guy we're talking about.

Dude. But I heard Canelo sign on to do other fights immediately after this one. So like, it's not that he's not going to fight. No, he signed with Turkey Alashik for four fights. If anybody takes all comers it's Canelo he goes up two weight classes. He doesn't though because he won't fight Benavides so that's a horrible thing. Well he fought Kovalev who was a fucking monster he fought Bevol which is a monster. Yeah but he's avoiding Benavides that's the guy he should be fighting. He's avoiding. I don't blame him here's why Yeah, but you just said he fights all comers. No, Benavides is a nightmare and not a big enough name.

He's in the business of prize fighting. It's like he fought Bevil. Yeah, but you can't say he'll take all comers and then he won't take him because he's not a big name. You fight all comers means you take anybody. You take all comers. Strategic. Yeah, you take all comers.

Well, that's different than saying I take all comers. Yeah, but he's smart to do that. But then you can't say he takes all comers if you're avoiding Benavides,. Well that's different than saying I take all commerce. Yeah, but he's smart to do that. But then you can't say he takes all commerce if you're avoiding Benavidez who's the number one guy. I think if you gave him the right money, he'd fight Benavidez in a heartbeat. I don't think he's avoiding anybody.

I don't think Canelo avoids anyone. I don't think it's fair to say that. I think he's avoiding him. But I don't blame him either. Benavidez is younger, trying to become the champion. Like it's a nightmare. Yeah, but. Yeah.

But yeah, I wish it's a nightmare. Yeah, but, yeah. But yeah, I wish it would have happened. I'll say this, Benavides has never faced anybody like Canelo. So you can never tell. That's why he wants to fight him. Yeah, you can never tell. Somebody might look really fucking good against good guys. Then you fight a great, and it's different.

Canelo's also getting a lot older, buddy. Yeah, Jake is ballsy, man. Jake is fucking ballsy, dude. Horrible fight, horrible fight. Yeah, I is ballsy, man. Jake is ballsy, dude. Horrible fight form. Horrible fight. Yeah. But I'd much rather watch that than this Skull Guy. Skull is undefeated, but still, yeah.

It's not going to happen with Jake. I don't know. With that turkey yellow chic, who knows? Who knows? Wow. Yeah, but boxing experts are saying that he is avoiding Benavides for obvious reasons. Of course, yeah. Anything else?

Yeah, we got a couple more. This was funny. I love Steve Harvey. I just love his reactions to things. This is a funny family feud. So funny. Just, yeah. Something you like your girlfriend to do to your face. I wanna say sit on it.

Yes! Yes! Yes! But wait. Sit on it! There it is. There it is. Everybody feels better now.

No, that's not funny to any of you. He's hilarious. Yeah, Steve Harvey's great. Sit on my face. They also know this can be, you know, obviously the questions can create. He's hilarious. Clip bait, yeah.

I just never understood when a dude's told someone to sit on my face. Like. Know those 22 year olds told you that? Oh, there we go. Okay. Yeah. All right.

All right. Sit on my face. Um, here's another one that just grossed me out. You guys know I hate fish. Look at this disgusting goldfish that was found. He's a big boy. 25 minutes, this guy fought with his nasty 67 pound goldfish. Dude, it's terrible that he pulled him out of the water.

Brendan loves that fish. Oh, I'd put him in my tank. His name is Carrot. I'd put it, that's a thick old carrot. It looks like a walrus. I didn't know they got that big. He does look like a walrus. He's got walrus face.

He was in a lake. That's a carp, it's a carp. He was in a lake. Yeah's a carp. He was in a lake. Yeah. Big old carp, man. The UK. Just grossed me out. Wow.

I don't know. You guys love fish. That's a fish. You have fish eating mermaids. You got like a whole lot. He's really overweight. You'd have that bad boy in your, you'd have a ray. Oh, yeah.

I mean, goldfish kind of pussy fish, but I would have him. That's a big girl right there. That's a big fun, that's a big girl. I was like, carrot. You could actually pull her out and play with her a little bit, like just hold her, pet her. Ah, so gross.

No, okay. Yeah, but not, you'd have to have a big old tank for him though. Big old tank. Like a thousand gallon at least, and him by himself. Have you seen, have you seen, I think I might have said it, bring this up, Chin, I think you're gonna like this.

This is your new goal. this is your new goal. This is your Michael. Is there a fish tank with stairs? It's, it's the entire floor. Yeah, they sent to me. So it's not the stairs, but it's the whole floor. The fish tank.

It'd be a disaster, man. Why? So expensive maintenance. Yeah. And then also, you know, like you have to have my boy Brian comes every like fucking three weeks to clean the tanks like then a fish dies He's floating the top of your fucking couch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh boy. You gotta get in there. Yeah, you you just

Man, you can do some shit with floors now. It'd be a nightmare. Yeah Yeah, I love tanks It's a fat-ass fish though No one Thanks. That's a fat ass fish though. Another one? Yeah, well, we'll do one more. Let's skip the Saquon one, but this man, off the coast of, I think it was like Nantucket, somewhere like that, was swallowed by a whale,

like a biblical story. Swallowed up, yet found his way out. Did he go in the stomach or the whale released him? So that's the part. Oh, it's not Pinocchio? In the stomach? No. He got hit by a train.

Out of nowhere. Just, ka-boom! And then everything went dark there's no way I'm gonna get out of here unless he lets me get out I'm traveling. Could you swim to the front and just be like I Don't know about that But it said initially the guy's right shark your Brian's face. I'm calling bullshit, too. No I'm not buying it who saw it anyway the video is in the water video is the video his GoPro it

doesn't show it though hold on I could keep playing it he's in the hospital was there a UFO that came water just pouring in through his mouth and as soon as it happened my regulator came out of my mouth and thank God the regulator didn't fall behind my back it was like kind of pressed up between him swimming down. So there's no video of it. There's no video? Yeah I don't know.

You see when I, when somebody says a story like this and the regulator came out of my mouth and thank God it didn't go behind me it was kind of pressed up. It was like, hmm. Okay. Well. Now, a whale may have. And his description wasn't great either. I just open up and then I'm all black.

My regulator fell out and then, you know, I thought, well, what am I going to do? And I just kind of swam out. What was he going to do? Go through the blowhole. He sounds like tiger lying. It's just not, there's some questionable details. Yeah. I get some questions.

I'm doing it. Somebody comes up and goes, I got, I just got put in a whale's mouth. I'm going to be like this. No, you didn't. I don't think you did. You saw a whale. It probably ate some shrimp right next to his mouth was big And you thought and it nicked your like it might like whoa what the fuck almost you see that I almost got

Hit by that whale. It's like it's like the time. I told you I saw a hundred pound mountain lion No, I know you're like no. I promise. I was like And you're like well, it's probably a bobcat. There's something out there. Yeah. Yeah, I know I know that's what we do Yeah, so we do okay. know, that's what we do. Yeah, that's what we do. Okay. Well, that's all I got for today, guys. But on Wednesday, you guys get a treat.

I did find the Post Malone Oreo cookie. Oh, wow. And I will tell you, it is the best cookie I've ever had. Were they flying off the shelves? Were they hard to get? I literally target ordered eight of them, and then it said out of stock. Wow. So I got the last eight. Wow.

I'm psyched. I'm going to eat it. Oh, it's going to be great. You're going to love it. Yes, posty. We're going to be. We're going to. This weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

House of Comedy, Minneapolis. Then I'm at Doral Miami. I'm at the Danny Improv the next weekend, February, 2021, 22. Come get some. I'll be at Wise Guys in Las Vegas, March, 2021, 22 come get some. I'll be at wise guys in Las Vegas, March, 21, 22. I'm pumped. March is busy.

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