The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1086

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk UFC 315 Belal Muhammad vs Jack Della Maddalena, Bryan's issue with Frontier Airlines, flying in helicopters, best BBQ, their thoughts on the viral 100 men vs one gorilla debate, current events around the world and much more!PXG - Head over to http://pxg.com/tfatk to save up to 20% on your entire orderTRUEWERK - Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://truewerk.com/fighterSimplisafe - Get 50% off your new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring and first month free at http://simplisafe.com/fighterDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTERO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERJOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Oh, let's go, I want to shout out Shout out to Frontier Airlines Hey Frontier You're flying the grey hand to the sky Thanks so much

I may as well take a rickshaw I would rather walk How about that? You might as well get your own parachute and just grab some peanuts and jump out. Hey Frontier, can you exchange the seats you have now for wood, slat wood? Because that would feel more comfortable than the shit you have. That airline and then the maintenance and they, and I found that it was the, well, the people they hire are the brightest of the bright. It's the Navy SEALs of flight attendants. Yeah, no one's. They were miscounting everybody.

No one's, no one's popping in that, in the airline community working at front. And the airport hates you because they're like, you can't have a hub in our regular airport. You're the poor people. You'll, you'll get over there. There's a little hub we have over there. That's what you get flying front there.

That's what you get. And I was like, this is cheap. I'm doing this. You get what you paid for. I beat the system. Sure. Yeah, you did. Yeah. I just said one more week, buddy. One more week in this is cheap. I'm doing this. You get what you paid for. I beat the system. Sure. Yeah, you did. Yeah.

One more week, buddy. One more week in this, bud. One more fucking week. I can't wait till you get there anyway. Now, if Tiger gets to the championship, I'm going to have to fly from Austin to LA. That's what we have to do sometimes. That's all right.

I get excited doing, I miss doing the podcast when I've been away. That's our thing, dude. That had been away. I know, it's kind of our thing. Yeah. I don't know. You know what I mean? Because. That's our thing. That had been away. I know, it's kind of our thing. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Because we catch up on stuff. A lot of gossip, couple hens. Brent and I, before the cameras and everything rolls, couple hens. We catch up. Just a chitty chat, chatty chat. You've been at the mothership a bunch. I love to see it. Every night.

I see you on the pictures. I love to see it. It's great, man. I'm loving it. I'm so fired up. I'm writing like crazy. And the room's right there. They give me the late spot. I close the little boys, so I'm doing a half hour as opposed to 15 minutes. It's just such a privilege. That's nice.

And it's great. Tony's there. Henscliff's there. Rogan's there every night. It's just great. I get to catch up and see those guys. That's great, dude. I fucking love it. That's what you need to be. That's where you move. Correct. Red Bannum start doing his place. His place is great. Oh, it's fucking amazing. I love it all.

So. Bringing back out of Kenny fight shirts, bring them back. Just had a conversation today. That makes me very happy. And then we're doing a six street fight club. Austin shirt. Ooh. Yeah. We'll drop both of them.

Okay. I got an idea for us. I know you're in retirement, but I got a little idea for you to get, jump'll drop both of them. Okay. Yeah, I got an idea for us I know you're in retirement But I got a little idea for you to get jump up on stage and do some stuff. We're finding the kid live Uh, no just for a different thing, but uh, you might have to make a couple guest appearances We'll see man. It'll be silly and fun and I promise you. I'm gonna get my beak wet. You'll love it Get your beak wet a little bit just in front with those fucking around a little bit. That's all you know what I'm saying? We'll see dude. Now, Can I just jump into the UFC? Yeah, if you're gonna shit on Bo Nickle, I'm not gonna shit on Bo Nickle

I'm not gonna shit on Bo Nickle at all that guy is I saw like I fight live His last fight Rear Oh RDR. Oh my god, you know about RDR. So I covered him in one champ I'm gonna educate me because I need you to educate me. Let me do this solid before everyone hates on Bo Nicol. I was getting it's too much too soon I was getting Gagard Musasi flashbacks in a way like a little bit But he's also two time two division champion from one so light heavyweight world champion Middleweight world champion lords. Okay big tall

Huge you know how much bigger than Bo. I mean, and so experienced. That's what I was saying on the shop show. I'm like, you think that guy gives a fuck about bro? No. Bo's wrestling credentials. No, he's a world-class grappler. He's like, you want to do what? Wait, hold on. So you actually want to take me down and you can't strike it's here. I'll take that fight. Can you explain to me cause Bo Nichols such a world-class wrestler, this guy, he's seen all those looks.

It's not even that already. I can, if it's a straight wrestling match, Bo mops the floor. It doesn't matter. This is MMA, but I just feel like I don't know. I don't know what's going on with Bo's training, but he needs to take the Khabib approach and break guys and submit them or ground and pound them out. And that should be the only game plan. Not standing bang.

Never. Not with those guys. With no, there's not enough hours in the day to catch up to be a top contender. I don't, I don't think people understand. I understand a little bit, but I understand a little bit as somebody loves to amateur box. Now, now, but, but, you're doing it in practice. Oh, dude, not only am I doing it, but I'm saying- So you're having fun, you're kind of relaxing.

Oh, and they're not hitting me. Like if I'm moving around with Tim Kennedy or something, or this guy at archetype boxing whose family has been boxing forever is Coach Tiger. He's not hitting me. He's moving around. And you realize very quickly that there's nothing you could do to close that distance. Now I'm an old man. I'm saying, even if I was younger, like to your point, there's nothing for both. There's nothing we can do.

There's nothing. And it's also not 1997 where just wrestling can get by. So when I say break them down mentally and like the way Khabib did, like Khabib was to it's an attitude. It's an approach. Like you can't just get by and straight freestyle wrestling anymore guys are too good Yes, so they're too good because both because you know, they don't have his takedowns No, he can but down but he has to be relentless Like like marab could be Let's go in your face if it's on the feet do just enough to survive then get it back to the ground Okay, and you gotta be a boring fighter. No, no like Khabib's not boring. No and neither is Marab

But you know teach it on I like Marab style a lot of people don't but for Bo it doesn't matter if it's boring It's boring, but the option of like striking. It's not not it's not an option You can't do it. The knees, not enough hours in the day. Knees that just they so like just what here you go. Bang, bang, bang. Dude. And already are ain't no world-class striker. He's not. No. What?

No, he's a grappler. Why? Jiu-jitsu. I didn't work last Jiu-jitsu. So can I get some color on him? Educate me on RDR. Go to, go to his, uh, grappling credentials, Jen. He doesn't care then about your wrestling. He does. Grappling career.

Uh, he won silver medal at the European Jiu Jitsu championship. Um, I know he competed in one against Andre. You want a silver medal in wrestling? Uh, no Jiu Jitsu. Oh boy. Uh, you lost by a close decision to Rutolo. You ever heard of him? Yeah, you have. Oh man.

Uh, black belt judo, black belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He's had some experience. He had a draw with Andre Gavale, one of the best. Oh my God. Oh, so he's a monster. Yeah. But, but his thing is, yeah, he has 13 submissions out of 20 wins. Good God.

Like, you know, even though he's Dutch, he's not like a world-class striker. Like his thing's grappling. Wow. So for a bow, it's just, it's tough. Yeah. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience.

He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. He's got a lot of experience. he wins. Like, you know, even though he's Dutch, he's not like a world-class striker, like his thing's grappling. So for Bo, it's just, it's tough. So he's, he's, he's also, I'm sure grappled and he trains with world-class wrestlers probably. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, so for Bo, it's, and he's a lot bigger. Wow. And a champion by the way. Don't, don't, don't poop. He's also championship material.

Middleweight and light heavyweight. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah. No, he'll be fighting't, don't poop. He's also championship material. Middleweight and light. Heavyweight. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah. Now he'll be fighting a top 10. Too much for Bo right now anyway. You gotta let him cook. You gotta let him cook.

Yeah. You do, you pulled him out too soon. It's raw chicken. It's raw chicken. So now what is Bo, where's Bo go from here? He fights, uh, another well rounded guy, but not in the top 15, not ranked and work his way back up and get more experience, but he has to

change his approach. Yeah, he has to. He has to. That's okay. It's, it's impossible to not go through that in a way. Yeah. I mean, the MMA fan base of the casuals want John Jones on defeated. Like that's not normal.

It's okay to have a loss. Of course. It's okay. Yeah. And hopefully Bo learns from this as teams like, all right. All right. Well, they, they, it hopefully Bo learns from this as teams like, all right. All right. Well, they they it's it's the mirab approach, right? Just just relentless brush. Let's break guys. He can do it Yeah, because right now his wrestling is not translating. It's not no

Why? Porque certain guys it just doesn't translate because they they're gonna just knee you punch you they're gonna the guys are so good Now they're privy to it. They use the octagon to their advantage. They knew you. It's just, that's hard. That's for Bo. It's gotta be just for any fight enough athlete where he can make up for it and merge the gap, but the non striking. I remember, I never forgot when, um, and I'm not saying this is for Bo, but I

remember very well when aain Velasquez beat the brakes off of Brock Lesnar. And I remember seeing Brock afterwards and I swear to God, I could tell if you watch that fight, I could tell that Brock realized that he would never beat him, that he would never have an answer for that kind of pressure, boxing, kicking. He just didn't know what to do. Hated. Even in practice. He got hit and he went down.

He went the worst. The first thing you do when you learn striking is when you get hit, everybody goes like this. They put their hand down and you know, if you're boxing, you learn how to make yourself small and keep your hands up, keep your eyes open. You can't do that when, when Cain Velasquez is punching you in the face at that, at that volume. It's, it's, I think for Bo just too much too soon, but his team are recognized and hopefully

they give them a good matchup next. We can get more experience and just change his approach. He's just the skillset to be a champion, but it's good. It's going to take a lot. It's going to take longer. We thought, and that's all good. Now he's not a boss, not a fraud check is the kid saying. We're no longer talking about, uh, coms out Bo. We're talking about, no, no, no, no, no. now we're talking coms out RDR. Yes. That's interesting.

RDR called out Strickland. That's a good fight. Yeah. It was a great fight. Cause Strickland is tough to take down and his cardio is insane. RDR had a bit of a cardio issue in his first fight, but it could be UFC jitters. Yeah. That's a good fight. No, RDR is, uh, he's exciting for the division. Yeah.

Yeah. Pretty wild. Pretty wild. Uh, crazy. Very quickly. Your boy Cory Sandhagen is as good as it gets. Best ever to come out of Aurora. You don't get better than that.

Nope. He's so ridiculous. I mean, and he'll fight for a title next. He'll fight the winner of sugar. Marab. I don't know. I guess him for sugar is the first one. I don't know. I guess. I don't get better than that. Nope. He's so ridiculous I mean and we'll fight for a title next I'll fight the one of sugar Marab. I don't know I guess him for sugar is the fight. That's the most exciting style. I agree with you. Yeah, such a fun Ferrito was um

Savage he he he is a savage, but I think he just again he was like Oh, I don't I gotta go for leg locks. I have no other answer here. Yeah, again. It's 2005 late. What are you? What are you doing? Yeah, the fuck you get just getting hit in the face and Corey Had sandhagen was like, huh? What do you let me move your foot over here? I'm gonna punch in the face on them blow your knee out now. How bad is figurine? Do we know I blew it out? He's fucked. Yeah at his age who would still be a fun fighter, but never top five guy anymore. Fuck. Too old Hope it's fine. I hope it's not too bad and in Santa Hagan has Ryan Hall in his corner We see Ryan Hall, you know the kids ready for some fucking leg locks. Yeah You know still needs to get an MRI

But it it definitely popped Yeah But it definitely popped. Yeah. It popped. It did. I saw it. I fucking hate that. I really do. Yeah, they called it an injury, but it was actually like some we talked about it earlier. Ryan Hall's move 50-50. Yeah. So it was purposely done. Like he actually knew that he's going to pop his knee. He did. If he didn't tap it. Corey's no joke. No, he's going to pop his knee. He did. If he didn't tap it. Corey is no joke.

No, he got it every day. God, he looked astonishing. He got in there at 135. I was like, first of all, that's a huge suck for Corey. He's 5'11". He's 5'11". That sucks. And he's natural 45'er, gets down to 40'35',

couldn't be more shredded, and just looked like he was made of steel. He's had confidence, had confidence to confidence, dude Good luck with that Now your boy below who you think is gonna set the pay-per-view world record is fighting JDM It's tough pay-per-view. I'm not gonna lie to you It's a tough pay-per-view to ask $80 if I was if I didn't want to support the UFC I would for sure legally stream this but I support them

And i'm gonna pay 80 dollars, but that's a shit pay-per-view. Yeah Why just because look at it, right? What's that? I mean look at the line might like because you like chef chenko. Yeah, they have good names on there for sure Love her. There you go. Jose Aldo Still doing it still doing it Alexa Grasso Pretty awesome. Wow It's gonna be fun. But yeah Yeah

Uh-huh. Uh-huh, and you've got ball all in that fight Yeah Madeline's got those crazy low kicks great boxing. Yeah Nasty kicks, how does he deal with the wrestling and mom? It doesn't you know, it's me tough. No one does Yeah, yeah, blahs one helmet 15 or 16 room, but well, I think has a very high fight IQ. Yeah Yeah, he's just he figures you just tough to beat man. Tough to beat tough to beat I was of course of blah loses the Macho goes up to 70 and then we'll fight JDM. If Balal wins, Makchev stay at 55 and then fight Topiar for the belt at 55. So either way Topiar is fighting for a belt. It's either vacant belt against Charles Olivaire at 55.

If Makchev vacates, which he's gonna have to, but if Makchev decides to stay at 55, Topiar and Makchev beates it was he's gonna have to but if Markchev Decides to stay at 55 to appear mark. You'll be your fight in June So either way, it's good. It's good, but that the whole fight is fun. Yes Backgrounds. Yes. Yeah Let's take a little break here be time has come to get some new golf clubs That means one thing one thing only we're sending you over to the local Pxg store in Austin, Texas because they make the best golf clubs period and that's what you're doing, dude Let me tell you how this works real clubs. Let me tell you how quick this is too. It's pretty wild

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I'll be balling. Yeah, Bilal, Bilal doesn't suck. He's not doing a lot of weight sucking. He's very thick though. He's got a- Big head. Came to my show. He's got a giant head and a tail piece. I said to him, I go, if you were a girl, dude, I mean, you're my type. Oh yeah. Yeah. Harry?

Well, not Harry, but he's got a fantastic tailpiece on him. Good luck knocking him out. He's a Rottweiler fucking head. He's got the giant head, that giant Palestinian head and just big strong legs. He's just good at fighting, dude. He's just fucking figured it out. Just good at fighting, man. Really good at fighting. Good at everything.

Love him. Love him. I'll always root for him. You sent me a video of you shooting in Austin. You were in a helicopter? Yes, sir. I was in a helicopter. I flew a helicopter.

I flew a Thompson. Now, people will tell you that a Thompson is the most dangerous helicopter, but that's because they fly the most. Thomsons fly the most Thompson's fly the most. Does that make me feel better? No, but I got to fly one and that was, that was scary.

We say fly ones like my son says he drives my cars. Yes. Put his hands on the wheels. But the thing about a helicopter when you're in a little one is that you hold this tiny little toggle piece. Joystick.

Yeah. You hold this tiny little joystick, right? And you're doing this. You're going, you're, you're, and if you, it's, I'm swear to God, you hold it like a pencil and then the wind will hit you sideways and it'll move you. Oh, look at the speed. Look at the speed.

Look at the speed. Look at the old man. Why are you wearing pink shorts? Cause I like to, that's how I fight now. But they don't hit back. Uh, that guy's way And I have no mouthpiece and we're just fucking around. It's like make-a-wish Touch sparring in front of a man who isn't hitting you back

Just just um, it's more of a it's more of a me just kind of fucking around Because they were sparring I didn't have any gear so I got in I'm not gonna wear my headpiece. I'm not going to wear my head piece. I'm not sparring anymore. Let's put it that way. I'm too old. Not going to get hit. But with the chopper, why'd you get the chopper?

So my buddy Shane Steiner, who is just a great guy and I work out with Tim Kennedy's best friend. Shane goes everywhere in a helicopter. He flies that tiny helicopter? And drive didn't drive. He didn't drive. Pete Slauson Oh, wow. That's a flex. Shane It's not just a flex. He'll come and get me at my house, sir. Pete Slauson Where does he land? Shane Wherever he wants. There's a field.

Pete Slauson Oh, wow. Shane He'll land right there and you'll jump in and he'll just take off. Pete Slauson And that's legal in Texas? Shane It's sort of legal. But when you're Shane, you know. Pete Slauson You got some friends. Shane You got some friends. You got some friends. So he just flies his helicopter everywhere.

He flies, he doesn't drive. So we had worked out. We had worked out. You'll love this. We'd worked out and he goes, you want to get some barbecue? I go, where? He goes, Salt Lake. I go, how far away is that?

And he goes, oh no, you can't drive. It's about an hour and 10 minutes, but I'll get there in seven minutes. And I went, huh? He goes, oh no, you can't drive. It's about an hour and you know, 10 minutes, but I'll get there in seven minutes. And I went, huh? He goes hop in and I hopped in and I sent you that video bags and shit in there, like our cars. Yeah, Baba. He's got whatever you need in his helicopter cans and shit. And we got up and in seven minutes we landed in a field near Terry black right there was better than Terry blacks right there Oh, so I'll let you oh, Baba. Baba. You like yourself some barbecue, right? Yeah, I had some I had some bison ribs

I had some sausage. There you go I like bison ribs and I I ate the shit out of some barbecue and then we got back in the helicopter And I was back in my car in seven minutes. Okay. Yeah, and That's hard to argue with why don't you buy a helicopter? Well, well, well he said I'll let you use my chopper to learn and he was giving me a little lesson. Was it tough to learn? It scares me because it's so sensitive and the wind, the wind, when the wind hits you go like this the whole thing goes vroom. I'm like oh I think it's just let it do what it's so sensitive and the wind, the wind, when the wind hits you go like this, the whole thing goes, oh, no, no, no.

And I'm like, oh, and he goes, just let it do what it's doing. I go, I know, but I don't like this. And by the way, you're in a bubble, so you can see everything. And at one point, thank God I had the seatbelt, we took off and the door opened a little bit, because I didn't close it properly. Dude, that guy's hair is sick.

Yeah, but a helicopter's a little addictive, because it would take me four months, probably cost me 30 grand, a lot of money to get your license, but but a helicopter is a little addictive because it would take me four months probably cost me 30 grand a lot of money To get your license, but then you're already grand for license Yeah, but then you're then you're off in a run and Baba now you can pick up a used chopper for about 130 Thompson here not terrible. I knew it from my mom or some shit. You're getting anywhere you want. Now I just need more money though, Bob.

I don't have the money. You understand? I'm not a helicopter guy, but if I ever make a lot of money, no, that's a lot of money right there. Now, now my one buddy, our boy, Andy Stum, he flies around in that. Go, go back. Okay.

He flies around that one right there. That, that. The red one. The raven. Yeah. Now Andy, Andy doesn't just hold the world record in the, uh, jump in a screw. Seal team six guy.

He flies a plane. He's a pilot and he can fly a helicopter. Dude, why don't we go dibs on that one for 75 K go chin. I'll do it with you. 75. I'll do it with you and I'm not kidding. It's a 93. And we, that's okay.

So, so it was the one I was in 93. That's the Thompson right there or Robinson is a Robinson, not a Thompson. It's a Robinson. So now you're scared of it This is so unnecessary. No, neither of you need a popter because we don't like to waste time. Oh shit Look at the one for 37 I'll pick you up in a second. You know what I mean? Now, here's the problem. Sometimes you got to be careful that thing You're gonna die. Yeah, I would not doing that. You and I would die. That's not, I flip trucks.

Because when you fly, by the way, you're doing this with your feet. What are you doing with your feet? That's how you hover. So you're hovering a little forward. Now here's the thing that scared me. As I'm holding this thing, this fucking. This joystick.

He goes, the nose is diving, you gotta pull up a little. I'm like, oh, he goes, not so much. Because a little bit. So so you're doing it's micro adjustment I don't like that and then the wind blows you and your hand goes like this you like oh dude look at that little bitch-bait one for 42 that could be us come on single seat no we'll partner up that's a single seat yeah we'll partner up 96 though Brian can sit on your lap that's what I'm saying for 40 grand though yeah now you got to spend spend you got you buy buy buy buy a good one

Yeah, you really don't want a penny pinch on a helicopter No, you don't want a penny pinch on a helicopter. You don't want a penny pitch on helicopters or tattoos and maintenance You know, that's a good joke. Don't look for the best. That's a good joke I need to steal that if you guys see that on stage at the mothership It belongs to Brennan Schaub and he's not getting credit. Don't penny pinch on tattoos or helicopters. That's a great joke. Yeah, wow. I would love to get around my helicopter. I would. Bubba, it's so convenient. He flies by my house. I'm with my kids. It's so Texas. I'm with my kids and he just he buzzes my house. I'm with my kids. I'm with my kids and he just, he buzzes my house.

My kids were like, ah! He's looking at me like this. They think Dad's Bruce Wayne. He comes right down to the trees. He's like a half a mile away from you He lives um, he lives an hour and a half away It takes him. It's pretty cheap out there. He owns Helicopters, so he owns that cuz he spent all his money between an hour and hour 45 and traffic he gets he gets to me in

12 minutes. Oh dude in 12 we go up we go. How far are we going is where we're going. We don't need roads Well, we fly a cop. Yeah. Yeah, we go we go the way the way the crow flies. Okay, I'm jealous. Yeah Can't really mod helicopters. I assume Well, he's been sending me options. Well it says helicopters are statistically more dangerous than driving. Oh, are generally considered more dangerous than cars and airplanes. What? Wait, it says helicopters fatalities per flight hour than car accidents per driving hour.

Okay, well. Oh wait, it says by the, flying a helicopter, Oh my god, 27 times more dangerous than driving a car Well, that's because when you there's no fender benders, there's no fender. It's just Mistake. Well, oh you're gonna learn did you see so that heaven? Right. Well, here's the other problem So with a helicopter and you can look at this I call I think it's called waking or something. Waking or, or mast, mast bumping or something. The, if you jerk it up, sometimes the propeller will chop off the back of your helicopter.

You can't have that. He'll go, you'll fall down. Yeah. Uh, mast bumping. Yeah. Yeah. Like I've made a few mistakes driving my day, right? And all the cars I've had, I, you know, I made that mistake.

Like if you were like, Oh, Brendan flipped his TRX, right? I'm fine. Got a concussion. I was fine. Brendan flipped his helicopter. Right. RIP. Did you see the footage of the helicopter over the Hudson?

Oh yeah. Yeah. Whole family. It's not good. I just don't fuck with helicopters, but this is tempting. I can get a barbecue in seven minutes. It's so tempting. Oh, so fun.

And you know, Shane's such a good pilot and he barbecue in seven minutes. So tempting. It was so fun. And you know, Shane's such a good pilot and he, and most people live in helicopters and nothing. Wait, was he trained in the military too though? No, no, he just, he's just, he just took it and he's so like we could pick it up. I think so too. A hundred percent. And he could pay for itself. Given helicopter tours, flying where you want to go.

We're like Uber for a chopper. Yep. And Texas don't give a go. We're like Uber for a chopper. Yep. And Texas don't give a fuck. We don't need a license. He can land. He used to land right in the parking lot on it, right there. Just right there. Yeah.

You got a flight of businesses that are cool with it. Yeah. But you know, you do it and then you beg forgiveness later. Usually people are like, what the fuck? I'm just going to steal your shit. Yeah. You look cool. So leave my chopper right here. Huh, dude. I the helicopter is the biggest flex I remember when I was doing that Tim Tebow charity golf tournament

They're like bubble Watson's coming like when you know at the time you just want like master some shit. I'm like when I I don't know Lands on hole nine Gets out since that you flying gets out his helicopter, then we got a club, hands in club, shink, tic tic tic tink, in the hole, he goes, see you later. 500 grand. Gangster move. Gangster. Who did that? Bubba Watson.

Who is Bubba Watson? Professional golfer. Oh, Bubba Watson. Won the Masters. Sorry, sorry, sorry. They paid him like a five hundred thousand dollar fee He's literally flew in a helicopter flies his own job once one shot and bounced the fuck out Yeah, you know, it's pretty cool to get up in a helicopter Zip about you know, I mean come on. Have you been driving much in Austin? How's the traffic? It's not bad at all It's not like you know

Maybe if you're downtown and trying to get somewhere. Yeah, around downtown like six weeks, get out. Even then. It never takes more than a half an hour to get to the mothership, never, right? You're about a half an hour out, right? Yeah, and so I'm there, yeah. Wow.

I mean, come on, you know? It's Texas. You know? I mean, my day was, the other day was work out, go shooting, go salt licking, and then come home. My wife was like, excuse me. In the helicopter. Excuse me. Oh, I'm living.

But I was in, because I had to get barbecue. My new cowboy friends. I have cowboy friends in the helicopter. I didn't, she's like, yeah. look at how, look, when you think you're flexible, look at this, watch my, watch my stroke. There's Brian playing, playing golf. Look at that. Look at that hair. How's your best one. Nice swing. Whatever the fuck are you wearing? Everybody's been roasting me. Everybody roasted me. I brought those pants there and that terrible shirt.

Everybody was like, that's the worst outfit ever. And that. And that. And that. And the geese. And the Canadian geese. We call those chicken snake cobras here. A lot of geese.

I'm not afraid of geese. One of the few guys you know. Cool walker. Oh dude, how about, you know, my father-in-law is at the house. Joe's been out there. So they're living at our new house right now Yeah He's you know, be careful when you come out here. We have to get a bug guy extreme there

He's in the garage pulled piece of wood back scorpion and black widow. Oh, that's right. Both of them together Oh, that's right. A lot of scorpions Rattlers, but it'll be fine. No, there's radlers out here. I'm not too worried about the radlers But scorpion and fucking black widow scorpion suck. I don't know how deadly the scorpion They're not but they fucking her send you a picture actually How about yesterday at Billy? She's on the ground playing we put her here in a ponytail first time ponytail looking cute as fuck But her here's in a ponytail and Joe and goes the fuck's in her neck. I'm like what there's like a black dot I look at the tech. Oh my God.

A fucking fat tick. That's a problem. That's a problem. Yeah. Pulled it out though. When you say it was on her neck, like it was crawling or was in it. Like it. It was, it was just about to insert the face.

We pulled him right before. So, you know, when you pull it, sometimes their heads come off and it's still in the skin. It was before that. I was just chilling on the back of her neck and ready to. Damn, I had a picture of us that, uh that we were at Pivens house a lot in 2015 You mean years ago and the difference in our faces is well, it's astonishing. Really? Let me see

I'm trying to find who sent it to you It's just you know, they send it. Yeah, like we passed away. I did. Yeah And then you're looking for it and you can't find it. Yes, scorpions generally not deadly. I was telling Tiger and Boss they fucking hurt though. Where was the tick at? In Texas? No, here. Here? At the game yesterday in Camarillo. She was like playing on the bleachers you know? Yeah. And she was down below and I'm like what the fuck's on her neck? Really? Fat ass, fat ass dick. Fuck man. In Texas though there's a lot. a lot bunch of takes I had ticks on my nut not joking up on my dick my parents when I was a kid Oh, I got like on the shaft

I was were you running on the shaft because you know cuz yeah cuz I was like, you know a little kid just running around You can't try in the backwards floor, dude So I would have a bunch of ticks all over my body and my dick they get they get in that asshole My parents found everything. I feel like they're getting your booty hole. Probably. They use a needle and a lighter. Yeah.

And then it just pops out. You heat the needle and just pinch him up. Yeah, just burn him off. Is that what you do? Yeah, you burn him off. On your thing? But he doesn't touch your skin, you just touch the tick and he lets go.

The tick, yeah, you have to be very accurate. So you let him, he lets go. Can you look up, see if, if they, if, what's it called if? Scorpions in Texas are really poised. They're not we just looked at not no, they're not deadly. I mean, it's not fine Let's get a fucking sock black widows are a problem only for like babies. I kill babies. Okay, cuz the venom but in general They're not that otherwise you're fine. We got a bug guy coming Yeah, we did too. My kids got a lot of mosquito stuff. You know mosquitoes don't bite me?

Oh, you're lucky. Really, even though you got that sweetness in you? I'm known in my family, they all freak out. They'll be biting that nose? They will not bite me. Wow. They, my mother- Don't bite your neck? When I was a kid- Don't bite your neck? Nope. When I was a kid- I'm trying to find this picture. When I was a kid- Boy, that picture's taking too long. It's over. No, no, I'm trying to find this picture. When I was a kid. Boy, that picture's taking too long.

It's over. No, no, I'm going to find it. The picture's over. When I was a kid, my mother would say that she would walk into my room and mosquitoes would be on my back and they were starving. And the minute she'd walk in, they'd all jump on her and bite her. They don't like, there's something about my skin. She goes, you should go to a scientist and see what it is about your skin and you could bottle it and make millions. I was like, not going to do that,

but I appreciate it. So it sounds like black winners are basically like COVID. Most dangerous cases are for children and the old people and pre-existing conditions. That's COVID. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Let's talk a little bit about, I want to take a little break here. Let's talk a little bit about true work. T-R-U-E-W-E-R-K. Oh dude, they're hell bent on creating the most technical, high performance workwear in the world. If you work outside, you need rugged stuff. Oh, they sent me some of their workwear pants. You don't want it to be bulky.

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So rattlesnakes in Texas have evolved to do what? Not rattle. Not rattle. Because people are killing them. They evolved. Wow. So now there's your basic ass bitch snake. Now here's the other thing about sometimes a snake will give you a dry bite, just as a Yeah. So now there's your basic basic ass bitch. Now here's the other thing

about sometimes a snake will give you a dry bite just as a warning. That's what you want. That's what you want. You want the dry bite. You don't want that juicy bite. You don't want a pit viper dumping his whole load in you. You're in trouble. You don't want them cream pie. No, no cream pie. No, snakes are cream pie. And then you remember, you remember the myth that baby snakes don't control their venom. They release more venom. Yeah. That's a myth. That's a myth.

That's fake. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I love all this bro science. Yeah, me too. Snake's a cream pie though. It's a problem.

It's a cream pie. Yeah. Snake will dump his whole load in you. Dude, just good douche in your skin. Brian, what picture are you looking at? That picture's taking too long. It's taking too long. All right.

I'm going to look, I'm going to look for it. Count to 10. How long ago did you find it? Type in what you're looking for in the search area, it might come up. I don't know how to do that. If you type in Piven. I type in 2015.

That's when I was from. Is that what I do? Does anybody know how to do that? So yeah, there you go. It's just confirming what I just told you guys. Why snakes are not more dangerous. That's a myth. How are your, how's your truck situation? Cause my friend follows you and says he loves it.

I'm trying to think. I mean, we got them shipping out. They're picking him up next week. I guess ship five cars. I'm leaving two here and then I'll drive the excursion out. Gorgeous huh? Back in my day. Yeah, he fucked up. You know. Yeah.

Get them all out there dude. Get them all out there. I gotta top off the fluids, make sure we don't have any breakdowns. Just me and T are driving. Yep. I might wrap the excursion red. You're gonna wrap it? I think so.

How do they wrap a car? Like with Rogan, he has that, that Tesla that's wrapped, I guess. Yeah. And like his is like a white wrap. Is that, is it, do they do, is that an actual shell of fiberglass? They write something.

I mean, no. So, so let's, so my car is black. So the take it's almost like a vinyl and it's super sticky. And then they'll take a, like a blow dryer and stick it to the car. Really? Yeah.

And it's also like protection too, for the original paint. It's pretty cool Wow If you take it off because it's grip the paint and I wondered that uh-uh no no I've taken some You take it off you can super easy really oh yeah, I fuck with my stuff all the time really oh yeah I've OCD so I'm always fucked with cars. I pull wraps off random places and shit fucking up seven cars out to Texas Yeah, yeah. Well guys, sorry for the head fake, but I can't look for this anymore. Thanks, man I don't know how to find these things. That's all right. It was Hold on. No, no, you gotta give it up dude. It was 20. It was 2015 and we were We were young man. Fuck time does some shit to your face. Are we on the back? It's actually pretty cute

I had a full head of hair. No gray. That's all I've known is strong You know when you had here you knew me dude, you knew me when I was not crazy 47 I know and I was I looked 35. Well No, I did. I looked young who was in the picture in the group It was me Brad Pitt Ben Affleck Brian P. Diddy I don't know Epstein at his house and Donald Trump 2015 when it was all gravy

There it is that's the picture this one right there oh There it is. That's the picture. This one? Right there. Oh yeah, you do look young. I look young, but that's not even the picture I was looking for. But that's, that was the day.

Was this here too? Yeah, we were young men. Oh yeah, I did that charity. Jesus, I was so young then. We all did a charity. And I was very funny. I was so young then. We all did a charity and I was very funny. I was very funny that night. Not going to lie to you.

We were cute, dude. We were cutie pies. We were. Look at that. Couple of cute guys. Was that at the, when was that? Not bad. Not bad.

Look at the hair. What the fuck, dude? I miss those days. I want to be like that. My hair's kind of similar. You have more hair now, Brad. Yeah, I think I have more hair. You haven't hit, you haven't hit that part where you're dying, where you start to die, you know, where you're-

Yeah, not yet. Where next year's worse. You haven't hit that yet. Whoa. Handsome. Look at that. Couple cutie pies, huh? We are cute.

Right? You especially there. That was before the Travis Brown fire, because I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. Look at that. Couple cutie pies, huh? We are cute. Right? You especially there.

I was for the Travis Brown fight. Cause I remember I was growing out my beer. You were just a big juicy kid, huh? You were fighting then? Yup. Yeah. That's for the Travis Brown fight. Just a big juicy fighter kid, huh?

Just a thick juicer. Well, I wish I was juicing. No, you weren't juicing, but you were just juicy. Yeah. Just a big strong boy. Yeah. It's funny when you're that big and strong. I was talking to some black belts and they were

like this giant guy and they were all of them were like, he was like even bigger than you. And they were all like, and these guys were like my size, a little bigger. And they were like, man, you teach those guys in eight months, in eight months. If they can stick it up eight months, you're never doing anything to them.

It's size, the minute, you know. Oh, what, yeah. When you're that big, it just doesn't matter. I watched Tim Kennedy, he's just, it doesn't matter your technique level. If you roll with him, he's just an ogre. But Tim has technique. He's got technique.

But he has technique. So when he makes good technique and size with great technique and undersize, you're fucked. Tim loves to do that. We were working out with, um, uh, the, one of the guys that works at hall of fame baseball player, Dave, uh, free freezes, free freeze, Dave freeze, uh, really great guy and, uh, uh, and he brought this guy who is a linebacker for the Rams. I mean, just, yeah, there he is, Dave Freehs, great guy.

And he works out with- So Dodger. Yeah. He played for 11 years in the majors. Oh yeah. Hall of Fame. Great guy. And he brings this friend of his who just moved to Austin's who played for the Rams as a linebacker, just a monster.

Right. At the minute I looked at him, I go, all right, well, that guy's a genetic freak. the Rams as a linebacker, just a monster. Right. At the minute I looked at him, I go, all right, well, that guy's a genetic freak, started out as safety and was fast and then became a linebacker. And, uh, Tim is just round robin and guys, it's just kind of like grabbing you, doing some clinch work and just, and this kid is tough wrestled at, I think in Iowa in high school and, uh, in high school. And he's doing his thing and he's tired.

He's just kind of with this other guy who's a fighter. And you just hear Tim and he's like the clown from It. He's going, Jake, Jake. You want to go with him? Yeah. And that Dave Fries was doing the impression. It was so funny. He's like, Jake. Jake wants to go with them. Yeah. And that Dave Fries was doing the impression. It was so funny.

He's like, Jake, like he just can't wait to put you in pain. And he just takes this giant linebacker and he's just, he's just, he's just playing a little clinch game, just to exhaust him. Text me, he's like, Brian's working out with us. Go easy on him. I'm like, oh bro, we're joking about the 225. I'm like, no, it's. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's great. Go easy on them. I'm like, Oh bro, we're joking about the 225. I'm like, no, it's, Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's great. I'll do it. The duty trial of working out with those guys. Yeah.

I fucking love the duty trial started today. Right. Word is he's going to get off. Come on. So, so this is interesting. My friend is a big time, uh, defense lawyer. He said that the Shannon sharp thing won't even make it to No, she's not trying to yeah, she's a she just wants money seen these texts

Yeah, girls like abuse me choke me put a black baby in me good luck with a fucking good luck with a jury on that And you're saying he did what like yeah It's like you wanted him to literally degrade you to the level where you're wearing a dog collar You're asking him to do that. Choke me, slap me. Like, okay, enjoy that. I hate to see it. And, and, and just reeks of extortion.

It's clearly an extortion game. There's no criminal. Tony Busby, I guess, is known for this. Yeah, that's what he does. Unethical guy, according to a lot of people. No, Chan-Chai will be fine. He'll be fine. Yeah.

Um, but Diddy, I've said this from the beginning. They really don't have anything. Well, they have that video of Cassie. So his, that doesn't count. But they, they, but that's been admitted into court. Yeah. But they released that video to make you, well, clearly he's a bad dude, but they released that video, get the society, the public on their side. But as far as hardcore evidence, they don't have a lot. Well, this is what I'm saying. One white boy turned on him, his drug dealer, but they're saying, like, I was listening to the thing, they're like, as far as like the celebs and sex tape,

there's none of that. Just remember, they raided his house. Yeah. They didn't get much. I know. This is what I'm saying, like, what you hear versus what is actually going on. I told you, my buddy was his personal chef for five years.

His personal chef. Fucked him. and he was there He goes I he was he goes I was at those parties until four in the morning I'm just telling you I have no doubt shit went down. I never saw any of it and I was there I was there he sucked them off. No, I know I don't think so But I was like come on you had to see something goes. I'm just telling you I didn't I don't you know I know but that's the majority of people are saying that like even the celebrities like go ahead I think he's a bad guy when I saw that Cassie thing. I was like scumbag. You're done forever. Fuck you forever, right?

There's no excuse like you're a piece of shit So I hate that guy when I saw that Cassie thing. I went I believe everything she's saying I don't care what that's why they released Yeah, I hate that guy. So I already like any if you can do that But it was all but it was all calculated because that video they've had forever. So it was all calculated. What I'm saying is that- The timing when it came out,

then he gets arrested. The celebrities that were there and all that. I'm like, I don't know. I don't think so. But I will say this, if the feds break down a wall and come into your house, they have something. They must have a case.

That's what everyone's telling me. Like I have a boy who was involved in it and they're not just doing it for the fuck of it. They believe there's something in there. Yeah. But notice all you heard was the lube, drugs. That was dumb. It's all, have you heard anything?

Well I think we might now. The government plays this close to the vest, right? They never say anything until they get to court. That's why the FBI, when they're doing an ongoing investigation They will never tell you anything. They said I can't comment on that case So it says jury selections beginning today. He showed up in court. He said to the judge. I'm sorry I'm super nervous obviously, but another who said that he did Yeah, did he did but another one of these analysts is saying if they can't get him for this, they're going to al Capone him, meaning just find another thing.

Well, but they got him on a Rico act. That was one of them. But there's nobody else. Rico's multiple people. That's what you do. If you can't get the head honcho, Rico act, it will get your lower level guys. It's going to be interesting. Yeah. Well, they're going to try to, I guess, I think they suspect he had somebody on his payroll in the LAPD, that he blew up, kid cut his car. There's all these things, right? All this hearsay?

It's a lot of hearsay. Is there any evidence? A lot of hearsay. And I'm not saying he didn't do all this shit and he's a terrible person. I'm just saying as far as right here, I don't know what they have. Ooh, Diddy Strauss is gonna be televised? No, they're not gonna do that. We're gonna take a little break here.

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The high-speed chase. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something else And I get it with all these videos that they say they have well well, remember, women are in those videos. Okay? Those are sex tape videos. Those are orgies. No woman and no man in that environment wants people to see that because my guess is when you're in an orgy, people are in, you're doing free shit and you have a look of not pain but pleasure on your face.

Yeah, yeah. So if you're getting shit on. No matter who you are, no, we're not doing that. But whoever you are, you don't want that. That's a very weird, that's a very confusing. Think about it, because some of these tapes are 10 years old, 15 years old. Let's say 10 years ago, you had an orgy with a bunch of rappers, the bad boys did bad things to you that you enjoyed. And now you're a mother of three and

Now you gotta sit. I don't want I don't want I don't want to see it for her kids sake And I don't want to see it for her sake for her kids for her new life sake I don't want to see it. I've done not up in here It's it's tough It's one of the reasons probably she didn't come forward. Right? Like you're- She might have had a good time. Well, it's that toxic, toxic kind of situation.

Well, but he was on, he was putting it out there. When he had that make in the band, he made those kids walk at like midnight to get them cheesecake. He treated them like shit. Dylon, Dylon, Dylon. I was at a party a long time ago in Los Angeles. And when I say that was when I talked to Tom Cruise for an hour and a half, just he and I, Madonna's there,

Diddy was there, everybody you can imagine, Orlando Bloom, very nice, did a lot of people. And literally Kate Hudson, I mean everybody who was so famous, was so crazy. And then, and I was, Jeremy Pippen had taken me at the height of his fame. And literally Kate Hudson, I mean everybody who was so famous, was so crazy. And then, and I was, Jeremy Pippen had taken me at the height of his fame. And P. Diddy was there and he was walking around with a megaphone and just playing Masters of Ceremony.

I remember you telling me this. Remember? Yeah, he was going around, come on man, he was dancing with Madonna and everybody and he was just like, he was the MC. Like P. Diddy was getting everybody going and it was just about dancing. Just trying to fuck everybody. No, no, it's just about fucking you later. Well, he's definitely got- You probably left too early. He definitely seems to have gone both- You're probably too old. Yeah, no, I was young and cute. Oh, man. But he was

17 years ago almost. Yeah. I'll tell you, 16 years ago. Yeah, your P Diddy fucked all. 16 years ago. Yeah, he'd fuck you. Fuck. Fuck, that was 16. My daughter was one and Tom Cruise's daughter was one and we were talking about having one-year-old daughters Or maybe maybe there were two I don't know but doesn't matter And I thought we'd be friends after that. I thought me and Tom after doing a reading After doing a reading together and almost getting that part and then and then talking to him I thought maybe he and I would have a thing hate to see it. You You know what I mean? Maybe a little something. No, it's Tom. He has that conversation with everybody. Yeah. What do you got, Jen?

All right. I've been spilling beans, man. A lot of secret knowledge. Well, he's in prisons. I think you're good. Yeah. So, so we have the draft guys. I still think we need a helicopter. Yeah. We have the draft. We had the NFL draft. I got a little, I got a little, can I just, can I surprise, can I impress you guys? Give it to me. I got a little, I got a little, what's the word? Info. A little info, a little inside scoop on the

Shakur thing. I did too. Shador. And the reason that the Shador went so late was because coaches knew or suspected that Deon was going to follow his son and become a head coach. And nobody wanted to get replaced by Deon because Deon's got, he's good. He has some power. I heard he was a bit of a grump in his areas's got, he's got, he's good. He needs some power. I heard he was a bit of a grump in his interviews. No, he's a grump. So that's the other one. No, the biggest thing is all those narratives are out there.

The biggest thing we know for a fact is the Giants were going to draft them number two before the draft, before his interview, I'm sorry. Yeah, before the interviews, you know, you go on interviews. If you're a high draft pick, especially top five, the teams fly you in, you sit down with the coaching staff and they ask you questions about plays, zone, all sorts of shit.

They want to get how knowledgeable your IQ, especially as a quarterback. So they'll give you playbooks. They'll give you playbooks before you got to study and then you come in, it's a test. The Giants gave Shadour a playbook. And we sat down, he goes, I'm not doing any of that. I want to know how you guys are going to change program like excuse me if I'm gonna play for you this

is what I need to see and like okay young man and then that's so then that gym goes better than that his dad knows he doesn't they don't know better than that Wow cuz they think he thinks he's God's gift to fucking football so then the GM from the Giants calls the next 10 teams go, listen to this dude. And they go, really? Oh, hilarious. Thank you. And then they all don't want to deal with it.

Wow. Now he is part of the Browns roster, yeah? So here's what's going on. We'll get to that. He can start at the Browns. This is the best thing to have him for me. He's a fifth round pick. There's no expectations.

It's low pay. He lost a shit ton of money, but he's still okay. But low pay, there's not much competition there, but they do have five quarterbacks. He'll play this year, I bet. Talent-wise, he can do it. He just needs to humble his fucking self. But to go in there- So, I realize that's just false. He's trying to get himself going. I don't know. I mean, he got a little humbled with that prank phone call. His dad's Dion Sanders. His nickname's Primetime. He's going to have a little arrogance. Yeah.

He'll get humbled. Well, he's also had a hell of a college career, right? Which he made money too, don't forget. He only made about nine million. Oh, Jesus. But the thing is, he never won anything. No. And they put him in the Hall of Fame.

Cordell Stewart isn't even in the hall of fame to see you buffs. And this kid is after two seasons and we didn't win shit. This kid's tall. Are you out of your mind? He's 6'2". He's all right. Oh, he is? Yeah.

Okay. I thought he was taller than that. So here's what happened. He got a prank phone call acting like he was getting drafted and it came out that it was actually one of the sons of the Fal's defensive coordinator. But here's what I don't really get. So it's Jeff Ulrich's, Ulbrich's kid, but they're finding the Falcon. Yeah. Cause they, he left out the info. Cause you have all the kids info to call him if you're going to draft them. So he, and it's private information. You got to take care of that

information. He left that out on his desk. His son walked by and went, oh shit, Shador Sanders, let me take that. And then they prank called. How old was this kid? Like, I don't know, 17. I would fucking, I'd give my, I would give my son such a. Oh buddy, they got huge fun.

It's like $100,000. It says here, the team was fine 250 grand. Ulbrich personally was fine 100 grand. Oh my God. Your son cost the 10, 250 grand? Hey, fuck face. That's a 17 year old man. You'd be furious.

Oh my god, imagine that 17 year old waiting for his dad to come home. Like, you know. Not good. No. No. Terrible look. That was interesting.

I remember my father had to do that to me a couple times. You ever have that where your dad goes, hey, hey fuck off. 21 years old by the the way, actually. 21. 21. He knew better. At 21, you know better. I lose my mind.

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Yeah, this is so stupid. Why is this going on so long? A hundred guys can do it. A hundred guys easily could do it. A hundred guys can do it a hundred guys easily could do a hundred guys can do it easily a hundred savages for sure it's just talking in the first five you're gonna get fucked yeah but let's do let's do the math when we get a star Chris Pontius disagrees with you saying a hundred men couldn't take down can't fight though that's the problem so of course Chris thinks that you have if you have a hundred kill like

killers like hundred bad motherfuckers, dude, you're going to beat the fuck out of them. Even, even, even, uh, Brian's going to go first. Even 200 regular men. So a hundred, two regular men at 200 pounds is 20,000 pounds against a 400 pound gorilla, 500 pound gorilla. You ever seen the stats on a gorilla though? It doesn't matter. It's like 2000, 20,000 pounds of men and human beings. So here's exactly what would happen. The problem is their bite.

Some guys are going to get fucked up. But the first five after that, we're fucking him up. All of them. Because he's going to gas. Gorillas don't have endurance. Gorillas are vegetarian and they don't have endurance. They can't fight a hundred men. A hundred men are going to overwhelm just jumping on his back

All of us piling on he's on the ground. This guy's closest. Don't get wrong. We're gonna need some soldiers. Yes for the team They're probably gonna die. Yeah, a couple guys are gonna get you upset and let's say fucks up 35 of them Not even not even three. I'm saying let's say 65 I'm and I'm not talking about your average like soy boy sitting in the back watching his wife get fucked I'm not talking about your average soy boy, sitting in the back watching his wife get fucked. I'm talking some legit bad asses. Three guys are gonna get, a gorilla can take three guys and deal with three guys. It's a lot.

I think five. I think five or five. Whatever the case, the gorilla's gonna be like, ah, jumping, he's gonna panic, his adrenaline's gonna be spiked. So as adrenaline spikes, yeah, his adrenaline, he's gonna have an adrenaline dump

within the first two minutes. And then he's not gonna be able to move or breathe. And he's going to have 97 men on him. Stop. Yeah, I can't believe this is a thing. Men could kill gorillas all day long. If we had to eat a gorilla, if there's no food, that gorilla is going down so fast. And by the way, what we would really do is start fucking with him and get him so tired just by running at us and then hitting him on the back.

Yeah, because we're shorter. Right. And then just jump on his back and fuck him up. There's nothing he's going to do. But I'm talking to 100 bad, like, Aaron Donald, you know, some bad boys. Regular guys. Regular guys can't do it. They don't have the tenacity. They're scared. I'm talking to some bad motherfuckers. Yeah, big guys are going guys can't do it. They don't have the tenacity, they're scared. I'm talking some bad motherfuckers. Yeah, big guys are gonna be, I mean, no.

I think it's a lot of hype. Gorillas are very strong, yeah, against, but a hundred men, it's so dumb. Now, now, a hundred men versus one elephant. A hundred men versus one elephant. A large male elephant, an African elephant is 15,000 pounds Yeah, but you but he's so big we can't do anything He and just the tramp on her people. He's gonna kill a hundred. Yeah, but no one's debating that but well It's it's it's a thought could do it. Is there any way to do it? No, there's not could you tire an elephant out?

To a hundred men. Can you take his trunk and just fucking could could a hundred men jump on that trunk all of it like you Rip it off pull an elephant down by his nose. It's a question. No, he's gonna go Well, that's a lot of men again That's 20 000 also 100 won't fit on his trunk Because the first one that jumps on and tries to climb into the front of the trunk is getting tossed so far That's right But but and stomped and everything else but could a hundred men if they really had to cause now, well, the answers.

Hold on. Okay. But let me, let me just say this. That spears. Yeah. Our cavemen ancestors killed wooly mammoths with sharp sticks. Yeah. Yeah.

But you give me a sharp spear. We can do it. Yeah. But not with our bare hands. Not an elephant. They elephants are 15. The big males are 15,000 pounds. So that's 20,000 Them to stomp on a hundred. It's pretty easy

Yeah, you're gonna get just wrecked wrecked But I don't know I like the way that girl's grabbing that black trunk But what are you gonna do when you get on it? Anyway, not much you can't bite through its skin You can't joke skin can't do anything to it The only thing you could do with an elephant is tire it so it fell to the ground I guess and then you can try to plug up its nose and mouth or something I don't know how you know I'm gonna punch his eyes out

Yeah, but then you just know I think I think a hundred men tired of an elephant. You see that guy right there That's his pet elephant now. I'm gonna tell you something about elephants. It's fucking stupid. It's a ticking time bomb. He can just have a bad day and you die. And that happens all the time with mahouts. Yeah. I think the gorilla thing is so stupid. For Instagram people love it. It's one of the dumbest things ever. A hundred bitches would be screwed. But a hundred guys, guys, they're fucking the thing up. Even a hundred, I was a hundred like regular people.

Now 10, 100 is so many people. Ten savages versus one gorilla. Ten Aaron Donalds. That's tough. I still got Aaron Donalds. Me, you have me too. Yeah. I do.

Well, here's a good one. Everyone's favorite coach, not mine, Bill Belichick and his 24 year old girlfriend have a video that's going a little viral right now because Bill Belichick was getting interviewed and when the interviewer asked about how he met his girlfriend, she instantly out of the corner spoke up. But I guess they were saying that she like it was supposed to be on some book and she wanted to keep them on track for the book. Well you watch and tell me if you hit next and make sure the volume's on. Talking about this? No.

No. It's a topic neither one of them is comfortable commenting on. Jordan was a constant presence during our interview. You have Jordan right over there. Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship. They've got an opinion about your private life.

It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it. How do you deal with that? Never been too worried about what everybody else thinks. Just try to do what I feel like is best for me and what's right. How did you guys meet? Not talking about this.

No. That's appropriate. It's a topic neither one of them is comfortable with commenting on. I think it's appropriate as hell. That's true. It's like it's her life, too So we can't know how to keep going keep going. I think there was just this way. I'm totally with her on this Come on. I'm a hundred percent with her. It's her private life. I don't think we need to know how they like that

That's a gossip question. Why no cuz it's gossip, but that's but what so would you so feels like yeah I ran around a Whole Foods. I just want to know why but that's I want to know but that's but what so would you so if he was like yeah, I ran around a Whole Foods I just want to know why but that's I want to know but that's none of your business That's the problem the whole thing is none of our business. Yeah, but but that's the boy We're here to talk about I share it but work cuz we're here to talk about Bill She's a little bit and his is great football career not not bring it up Bill's not trying to share bills I guess she's my hot 24 year old girlfriend. I think it's amazing. She's 24. I think, I think it's weird. Don't get me to, I think she has an issue for sure. Yeah. It's weird. Sucking that old wiener. Well, she's,

you know, listen, she's also, she's also probably kind of a badass and there's something about her. Or she might suck or she might be awesome. I suck and just out for his money and fame There's also that that's probably what it is. But also I apparently his kids don't fuck with it Apparently his kids don't fuck with her. Yeah, but bill Belcher might be haters. She likes him. So he's like, all right You like me? All right, you want to sex with me? All right, Bill Belchick's like yeah, I'm coaching college football. I'm fucking college chicks What do you think was gonna happen? You think I came to the tar heels for the fuck of it? Try and get this old short tater-tot dicks up. She's a full grown woman.

It's a big age discrepancy, but it's happened before. There are women at that age who like old men. Yeah, disgusting. They just are. And Bill Belichick's a genius. There's a lot to be attracted to, maybe not physically. Super successful. Yeah. Ugly though. Yeah, but he's a, he's a, he's a fucking alpha. Yeah, chicks don't care. Chicks don't care, man. No. He's running that Tampa 2 zone and

fucking dicking her down in the butt. If you keep your hair and you stay like that, when you're that age, I will guarantee. Dude, I'm beating off these young women. I'll guarantee there are going to be a lot of women that are going to be physically attracted to you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm guarantee. I'm beating off these young women. I'll guarantee there are going to be a lot of women that are going to be physically attracted to you. Oh yeah. I'm aware. They just want a big guy. My problem is I have no hair and I'm just getting more narrow.

Yeah. And it's just disgusting. It's a disaster. And my face is getting more oval. It is tough. I mean, that's still good in bed though. It's crazy. Well, you have to be.

Yeah. Can't be old and wrinkly and bad in bed. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, I stay in shape anyway. This was kind of a funny clip. So the Browns graphic guy probably didn't think this through when he was doing the graphics for the NFL draft. Is that a pair of nuts?

It's a bone, it's the bottom of a dog bone. But this is the angle that's all over the internet right now. Very funny. Is there music? I don't know. Okay, so, televised with half these fucks, right? Just some nuts. Tea bagging. Just getting tea bagged. We've not seen that yet. There's no way. There's no way this-

Someone said this is a sign Browns went in all this year. It's supposed to be a bone. That's really funny, dude. That's really funny. Well, they have to have it hanging like that? Just like he's squatting? Bouncing. Bones don't move like that. That's the other thing. It's all flexible like a nut sack.

How many more? You guys good with this or you want some more? Well, Kanye, I guess, wrote a song about sucking his cousin's dick. I don't know if we should trust anything that you think Kanye sucked. No Kanye just said that. Oh really? No he admitted you sucked his cousin's wiener.

Yeah I know that part. They used to watch Dirty Mags and then suck each other. Again info I don't need. Just create music. Yeah it's your cousin yeah yeah okay his cousin's in life in prison for life killing a pregnant woman so he's probably sucking dick now I was gonna say yeah I just think I need against the shock factor like I did the Nazi thing what else can I do to keep attention. Oh, I sucked my cousin's wiener since I was 15. He's he's such a train wreck. Yeah.

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