The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1090

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

The guys talk benching their body weight, the Nicky Rod, Craig Jones and Gordan Ryan feud, peptides that grow hair, current events around the world and much more!DeleteMe - Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you text FIGHTER to 64000. Message and data rates applySimpliSafe - get 50% off their new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring and their first month free at https://simplisafe.com/fighterVIVAZEN - Try Vivazen for free, must be (21+): https://dub.sh/FighterVivazenFREEProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Bulls, Texas What's something about your neck? I was getting a tattoo UT? Yeah, well not UT, just like all the tattoos represent crazy life moments

Well let's see it Move-ins I mean I'll show you after the show It's just warrants, it's just warrants It's a chin solid, they saw it yesterday Yeah, I mean, I'll show you after the show. It's just horns. It's just horns. It's a chin solid. They saw it yesterday. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah.

Just horns. Now if only you would get one. We haven't talked about a lot of stuff. One, I benched my body weight. I'll get up to 225. No, you won't. Not a chance. Listen, listen.

After seeing that, was it Nick post that video? Yeah, look, I was fatigued. Come on, tell us what happened. So you started out with 135? Yeah, just to get warm up. I had already worked out my chest. Yeah. So I was a little...

Save the excuses. I was a little fatigued. Yeah. So you did 135. Yeah, I've done 185 before. A little bit of struggle. And then you... No, I did 155.

Then I did 175. Then I tried 185. How many? Almost too many warmups. Probably. And I'd hit my chest like I had done. You keep saying that, but let's stick to the- I'd done eight sets of two different exercises.

So he said you were fatigued. He said it. So, because I've done 185 with no problem. Do we have the video? Do we have the evidence of this? Yeah. Is it Nick Simmons posted or you posted it? He did.

Go to Nick's. But I got up 175 and then- That's respectable. Well, it's my body weight, but I don't think I'm going to Nick's. But I got, um, I got up 175 and then- That's respectable. Well, it's my body weight, but, but, but I, I don't, I don't think I'm going to have any trouble with 200 if I'm fresh right now. I, see, I beg to differ. Yeah. I think 200 should be the goal.

200 will be- There it is. Yeah, there it is. Road to 225. Now, now how much does Nick, Nick, you know, I love you. How much does Nicky bench? As much as he wants. He's a strong fire plug.

I know, but you're not around other comics right now, so when you tell me as much as he wants, that doesn't float for me, because I can bench more than him, right? So, what does he bench? Right? Because you've been an awesome, like, you know, pussy, and so now you're with a real guy, right?

So, what's he fucking bench? Our boy Rogan benched you 25, 13 times, do you know that? I believe that. Pussy yeah, and so now you're with a real guy right so what's he fucking back our boy? Rogan bench to 25 13 times do you know that I believe that yeah, yeah fucking strong. He doesn't even practice bench Yeah, strong. Yeah, he always he's always worried about hurting his shoulders. Yeah, Jesus Christ like that's pretty good Yeah, yes, and and you know it's crazy. He has long arms, too Yeah, they do a hundred men versus gorilla or Rogan Rogan's built like a baby you are correct. He's a real a simian a hairless gorilla Go on go, but you know what Rogan looks like I would say that I would say they probably can bench

225 Yeah, look at the intestine my eyes also. I'm gonna have to push more than even trust me Look at the intestine in my eyes. Also, I'm gonna have to close grip more than he bench presses. Nicks also has a good body for a bench too, because he's small compact. I have what's called a shit body. Like, look at that. Like, I'm not built for strength.

Okay. All right, Jay, I'm trying to just try to give a quick grip. Just shut up, dude. Wow! Homeboy's very strong. It's my shoulder, Bubba. That's 175, that's after a low. We're It's my shoulder, Bubba. That's 175. That's after our level. We're nowhere near 225, Bubba.

No, we're not anywhere near 225. That's alright. That's not a big deal. You just gotta do it more. Yeeeah! And this is 185? And I was just too tired. Okay, we got some work to do. We got some work to do, right? Look at him with 225, just close grip.

How to assume he can at least get... I guarantee he can get... Probably 20. 2025? I would say 20. I don't know. Yeah, I love Nick. He's strong for sure. He probably weighs weighs what 190?

He's cut down to 195. Okay. So a thick little guy. You know thick. You think you can do 225, Chet? I told you. Yes. I don't think so. How many times? I don't know, but I can do it. I used to do- How much do you do? I would do two plates on each side when I was in high school Yeah, constantly. Yeah. Yeah, make sense. Yeah, but that was 30 years ago. I'm just saying I do I think I could do at least one rep Yeah, when's last time you care about it though? No, no, don't listen that Let's do it somewhere. But when's the last time you actually did I haven't done benching forever. How long I've done I Do incline benches on a thing with dumbbells? That's what I do Yeah, so and the only the max mine goes to is like 50. So I do 50 each side I'm curious to see I'm gonna start working on I gotta buy buying a straight bar

You do recommend that that makes you strong flat bench. Yeah, like that. Yeah, I don't know Flat for me. What do you do? Like that? You're just bench saw stuff just bench and Yeah, I don't know flat for me. What do you do like that? You're just bench saw stuff just bench and push-ups Are you kidding? And what else you do you do deadlift and pull-ups? That's it. That's it. That's your workout That's my workout because because there was a guy who is a spent his whole life exercising And he said he said you can do everything kettlebells and everything else he goes the one thing that will change your body more than anything that is deadlift bench press and The one thing that'll change your body more than anything is deadlift, bench press and one other thing. I can't remember. Isn't pull ups and dips are supposed to be like the number one? No squat.

I'm sorry. Squat, deadlift and bench press. Squats a little tough when you're over the age of 40 with your back and stuff. But he said it first, putting on muscle and getting stronger. He said those three moves. For sure. Deadlifts. And deadlifts are not bad for your hips and stuff like that. Or you just got to be careful. I mean, I don't know. I'm probably not the guy to talk to. I don't know. Well when you were training for a fight though you do more than that. It's not that's not. No I'm stronger now than I was when I was fighting. Right but but when

you're training for MMA you're doing. You're doing more high reps. Yeah. Why? Not so much. Why? Because you want the endurance. You want the endurance. But you also do strength training sometimes, right? Yeah, but you wouldn't, I wouldn't do like what I do now. Right. They had you doing all kinds of movement stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stain athletics. You don't give a fuck about that. No, I don't give a flying fuck.

You just want to be strong as shit. That's it. Hmm. I did dead lifting bench and pull ups again today. I'm trying to look swole because I, I got a, I got suspended for my kids game. So I got to watch. Oh, we got to talk about that. I didn't see you doing anything. I didn't do anything.

I just saw you walk out. Yeah. He was smaller. So I think maybe he's intimidated. That's it. But what happened? Tiger slid home clearly safe, clear. It wasn't a force out, right?

Cause there, uh, so Tiger was on third guy, hit a ball to the outfield. Tiger came in from, from whatever was second base the they threw it into the second the Second baseman he went to throw it in to throw tiger out and the kid never tagged him T Was clearly safe and I just went come on because he called him out. Are you the coach? Yeah, I'm the coach I went come on bud. That's a garbage call me. so safe and went oh you made it personal you're out Alright, I was so embarrassed. I was showing me. I was like oh my god, cuz you know that I'm like arguing them And then I can tell everyone's like looking like oh no. I was like oh no making about me

No, and then T was fucking devastated cuz dad got thrown out There's an it is a nightmare. It's great, and then I was like, whatever, I'll see it the next game. Like, oh, no, you won't. No, you won't. Yeah. If you do that, you're spending for the next game. Oh, really? Yeah.

So you can't go to the next game. Yeah. His games today play us could be his last game and I'll miss it. And you can't be there. Can't be there as the coach. As the coach. I can, I can, I think I can sit in the stands. I'm sitting in the stands regardless.

Good luck kicking me out. Give me a break. You didn't even say anything to get suspended for two games. Just the way in the stands regardless. Good luck kicking me out. That's how I feel. Give me a break. You didn't even say anything to get suspended for two games. It's just the way UMS goes. Yeah, yeah. Two games?

It's just the way, it's just these, I mean it happens to dads all the time with coach. All the time. All the, this is nothing new. I can't believe it's new. Imagine Draymond Green having a kid on that team. Like he would never be allowed on the field.

And you just say garbage call and you're out. Just, I mean I'm the third coach you threw out that day. The third coach. Like a little nerdy dude, you know, so it's a power thing. Oh, good. Okay. All right. You won today.

Yeah. Congrats. So we gotta go home. Yeah. It's also, you know, it's a tough, it's a tough gig. I hate when people say it's a tough job in the world with judging and all that shit and shit happens. It's all good.

Yep. But that's why I posted that deadlift video and then I go, Oh, and also It's tough job in the world with judging all that shit. It shit happens. It's all good Yep But that's I posted that deadlift video and then I go Oh and also tiger was clearly safe. I did a freeze still if the kid not tagging tiger name touching the base, right? That's why I did it. I Had a I had an interesting dinner last night You're in Austin. I was in Austin Jimmy Carr great guy I'd never really I'd met him once at the comedy store I did two sets of them at the comedy store and remember he's English so my family loves him

He's such a good. I took a picture with him. He's all really the one the only comic test take a picture He's so funny. He's just funny as shit. So good. He's just yeah, he's great He's always in a suit and tie always. Yeah, I've never seen him not in this loves to watch comedy watched You know, I had a set he watched watched, uh, you know, everybody. And then I brought Rogan up. I brought Rogan up at the mothership. It was really cool. Is that kind of cool?

And then, uh, I'd met Craig Jones. Great guy. Smart, smart and very funny. You know, it's talking for athletes being comics. He could probably do it. 100. I told him that he's hilarious. Showing me videos and stuff.

I, I I you know And I I remember I had Gordon Ryan came to my my stand-up and Nikki Rod did I don't know about this I don't know about this feud shit. That'd be like having Drake and Kendrick I know I don't follow this stuff. So I get so Should you write the the guys who are they kept them in two separate? I think Nikki and Right. The guys who are bouncer, they kept them in two separate areas. I think Nikki and Craig are okay, but then Gordon and Craig are like Drake and Kendrick. Yeah, I didn't know that that was a real thing. They hate each other.

Like I even said to Gordon, I was like, is this a real, are you guys actually... Hate each other. Yeah. And so I'm like sitting there and I'm with Craig and there was a whole, you know, it was interesting. I was just like, I need to be very careful here. Or not. Or not. Why? Just like be friends with everybody.

Yeah, why? I'm not involved in this stuff. No, you're Switzerland. Yeah, I'm not interested. You're the French. You're damn pussy. But there's a lot of stuff that everybody, there's a lot of drama with these two teams, I guess.

But it has nothing to do with you. Exactly. You're just there performing. Yeah, I don't want anything. Going like stand up. Yeah. I like Gordon. I like Craig.

Yeah, they're both great. Yeah. And I especially like- I don't think anyone's dragged you into the drama either. I hope not. I think you're overthinking. Yeah, yeah. I was like, you know.

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I don't want to deal with that don't't. No, Rogan's close to Gordon. He's cool with Craig too. He's got Craig on and he's got Gordon on. Those guys know that. That's not like you're picking sides. You're not involved with the beef. Yeah, I don't want to deal with that. Because I like, because Gordon is such a special creature.

They both are. Yes, but Gordon's the best ever. Like it's just a different fucking thing in terms of. Fucking good too, but I'm like, don't get twisted. He's just a color. He's terms of fucking good. He's very, he's just a color. He's such a personality to an entrepreneur. Like the CGI is insane. Insane what he's doing. Yeah. Smart as shit. Hilarious. Hilarious. You don't need

to pick a side. No, I'm not. I would never, I've never, I'm, you know, I, it's okay to like everybody. Nicky, I like it was Gordon. Yeah. But you know, I just got, I don't have to do with Craig. Gordon's my guy. Yeah. But I just had the opportunity with Craig. Gordon's my guy. Yeah. But I love Craig too, he's a brilliant dude. Yeah, yeah.

But that whole Jiu Jitsu world is serious shit, which I was like, whoa, okay, it's a sport. You're doing a lot of alpha males that are black belts at a high level, yeah. Yeah, a lot, and I guess they're competing all the time, and it's like, and then to stay relevant, and everybody's talking trash and there's also these Everybody's talking trash. There's also not a ton of money in it

So if you're a top dog, you gotta you know, you gotta be an outlier, right? No, and there's a lot of trash talk. Oh, yeah is Gordon but Gordon I don't know if Gordon is he gonna I think he's got other aspirations Yeah, political aspirations then he's open a school in North Austin. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Was it Kings Jiu-Jitsu or something like that? It's dope. I'm sure, man. I'm sure. Craig has a CGI. Can you imagine? Who else was there? Lex Friedman was there. Roger Gracie was there. I met them in the green room and you've never met Roger before.

I never met Roger. Great guy. Great guy. Big boy. Huge. Every bit of six, five, six, five, maybe even six, six. Could be six, six wide. Is he wider now? He's a big boy. He always had big shoulders, but he's thin. Not a weightlifter, it looks like, but just a big guy. No, he's like, looks like an avatar.

Yeah. And he looked like he'd, I'd have some trouble passing his guard. You know? Yeah. You'd have, King's way jujitsu. Yeah, you would have a real prom pass and I'd have some trouble Roger came to train with us in Denver for when he first got to the UFC How was that how was rolling with that guy complete nightmare? Yeah nightmare. I mean a nightmare and a ghee

He's probably the best. He's the goat and a ghee no. Gee is Gordon and a ghee is Hodger. Okay Great guy and just a really cool guy. And Lex was there. Did you talk to him at all? Yeah. He's brilliant. He's very smart. Yeah. I didn't get a chance to really spend time with him, but just a really cool guy.

No, Hodger's awesome. Has spent some time choking people out, I guess. Is that Kevin Randleman? Yeah. Jesus, look at that shit. Yeah. You're going to, you're going to have your hands full. That must have been fun.

How is he so tall? Henner, Huron, are they all part of the same blood lineage or something? Well, they're Gracies, but you know this, bud. You've been around the game too long. Think how many Gracies there are. Yeah. So he's on the Henzo side. He's on the Horian side.

Okay. What does that mean? Cousins. It's too much to get into, bud. Yeah. Well, who's the tall one in this fucking thing is, is, is this. So Hennor and Huron have shared their father was the guy who started the UFC. Horian.

Horian. And, and he's just on the other side of that. Horian's brother Hanzo is on the other side. Got it. Okay. Yeah, man. Caesar, Gracie, there's all that. Got it. Yep. That's a rabbit hole to go down for sure. Yeah, man Caesar Gracie, there's all that got it

Yep, yeah, that's a rabbit hole to go down for sure Pretty cool. So you hung out with all the boys, huh? I got all the boys And it was a good time it was a really good time that's the cool thing about Austin is you're in the mix, right? You just in the mix. There's just something, always something going on. Yeah. Join us there now with baby Billy, baby Billy's in the house for the first time. Really? Chilling.

Yeah. I keep forgetting about baby Billy. Oh yeah. She's chilling. And she's how old now? She's a little Southern belle. She turned one November. Is she walking yet?

No, scoot, crawling, scooting around everywhere. Her little fat ass isn't, she's a Texas baby now. Well, they are fat at one. She's, she's, scooting around everywhere. Her little fat ass isn't, she's a Texas baby now. Hey. Well, they are fat at one. They should be fat. She's chubby. She's chunky. She's chunky. You don't want a skinny baby.

That's not her. No, you want a chubby chub. She looks just like Boston to me. Yeah, she looks very similar. And then we're living out of Airbnb because Tiger's fucking playoffs. Oh, fuck. Because until that stops,

because we had to get out of the house. So until the playoffs stop. One of the playoffs? So we're gonna be dark next year? Next week. Next week. Okay. Yeah, next week.

Here we go. I'm sorry. Yeah, regardless, Tigers baseball, if he wins the championship or not, will end on the 30th. Regardless. Can't go past the 30th. Hmm And they want to suspend me for a game and I'm in the Airbnb fuck you

Drives you nuts insane all your cars out there. Not yet. They pick him up Monday. Uh-huh. Uh-huh All right Monday pal. All right Okay, I buzzed Rogan's house, house yesterday. And you know, I'm fly around in a helicopter now. Yeah. And, uh, and I, and I go, where's Rogan's house? And so we buzzed his house and I go, I'm over your house. It was, I hear you.

And he comes out and he's like, ah, it was so cool. So fucking cool. Yeah. She rode the helicopter. What's that? Yeah. She did the helicopter. Yeah.

I thought that that my buddy picks me up. I bought a chain, picks me up from my house and takes me to boxing and then drops me off. Is the biggest necessary. It's the biggest flex of all time. But is it necessary? So it takes me 22 minutes to drive and it takes me two and a half minutes to get there. I think you could do that in LA. Probably. No, actually you can. No, no, no me two and a half minutes to get there by helicopter. How do you think you could do that in LA? Probably.

No where there land. Actually you can. No where, no. Yeah, you need a place to land. Not a chance. Like West Hollywood and out here. No, you gotta push yourself though. You know what I'm saying?

Texas though, you just find a little. Were you scared at all? That's not a good idea. I'm always in that helicopter. Bro, you scared inside when you're. No, I love it. Oh my God. I get scared when I try to fly it,

because it's so sensitive It's super friend let you fly he's not you're not he's not you're not the thing. Yeah, that's not your friend He's at the fly. Oh very careful. No, but no, you don't want to fuck around. No, I'd be anxious the entire time Yeah, but not when you're when you're in it and you're just literally just go dot-dot. It's great You just you get anywhere so fast You fly over everything once you do it it starts getting addictive. It's worth it It's worth all the all the it's just so fucking fun. Did he explain to you if something emergency happen? Yeah, he's been flying forever. And if you actually look at how, how, why people crash.

We've already been over there. Yeah, we did. Twice. Yeah. The statistics are terrible. Yeah, but no, not when you're just flying from A to B. They're not. It's all contextual. You ever hear the expression, there are lies, damn lies and statistics.

I said, you heard the expression. I can look up anything on the internet to prove my point. That's true too. The statistics are not with you on this in any facet B. Come on buddy. But as long as you like it, it'd be a good way to go. Not really, not really. Well it's more exciting than if you got in a car wreck because that's not even making the news. Yeah. A helicopter at least make the news. Yeah make the news. I mean sure your fucking body's gonna fly through your skin but but yeah, it's gonna hurt it's a good way to go. Yeah Pretty cool and then are you going out next week chin? What's your schedule? We haven't talked about it

Talk to Lex so it's gonna be me in case just to make sure we set up everything You know, so it's good to go for an actual week of recording. I finally got pictures of the studio today but yeah next week, the Friday, Thursday, Friday. And then I'm not sure how long we're staying there for, for the first week. But. Of this case, because you don't have a place yet. I don't have a place yet. Still working on that.

But I do have family there. So worst case I can figure it out. What? Brian, why are you smiling? I don't know. I'm just thinking about, I was just thinking about how it has to be done in five days. Look, he was, don't worry.

We'll get there. It's just bare bones. People will understand. I mean, we barely are just moving there. I was like, it's great. It's part of the journey. Yeah. Even the permit stuff.

Like it doesn't, it'll be super echoey. Don't mind the echo. It's going to be echo It's part of the journey. Yeah. Even the permit stuff, like it doesn't, it'll be super echoey. Don't mind the echo. It's going to be echoey as hell for the first. Yeah. We'll get it right though. We always do. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Wait, Brent, are you completely moved out of your actual house and just so you're saying everything's done. Everything's gone. Damn. That's good. That's really good. Yeah. And brought it up and bry finding scorpions and centipedes in the new house though which ain't good for a baby crawling on the ground we're heading there and one of the hottest times ever too it's going to be awesome it's fucking hot here though it's been hotter here but I mean yeah yeah it's been toasty

good times yeah it's it's fine Texas is hot I'm not gonna lie that's why there's a seat I took a meeting outside I thought it'd be because my kids were making noise and I was like oh to sit on see I like it hot that doesn't call I can't do cold cold you can do something though you could put blankets on coats you know you didn't grow up in the cold Jen you can't do cold. Cold? You can do something though. You can put blankets on coats. You know, you didn't grow up in the cold, Jen. You can't do shit. I grew up in the heat, Texas. So that's why we're both like opposite sides.

Cold is miserable. Yeah. You think you like it. It looks pretty in pictures. All right, bitch. My wife's that way. My ex-wife is that way. My ex-wife grew up in Denver and she's like, I don't want to live anywhere near the snow.

Never, never, never, never. Yeah. It's just a lot. And, and places like Boston or even worse. It's so cold. Do you prefer cold or hot? It's nice. Oh, I'd rather be warm. 100%.

Everybody would rather be warm. No, not me. I told you 100%. Yeah. One more person warns me about Texas heat. I'm going to fucking punch you in the face. Yeah. Bitch.

I live in Woodland Hills. It was 110 the other day and it will be that way for the rest of the fucking summer. That's right. At least. That's right. At least. And you're burning hot. You're probably running hot. I'm all right. What? With all the brown and muscle, your skin's all brown and you're all big. You're big. You're so bad. I feel like you're nicer to me when I'm all big. Well, you're obscenely large, and I need to get on something. What about this fucking,

hey, what about this peptide that grows hair? What? What? There's a peptide that grows hair. About time. Have you looked at this? And it's like for real. Peptides also improve hair growth and improved hair growth.

Well, let me look at the news. Copper peptides, collagen peptides, and there are some, we'll see the UCLA research, their growing hair. It's like a real thing. How has Trump or LeBron not got on this? That's what scares me for you. Those guys have so much more money than us. And if they're not on it, you're still fucked. Until someone super famous does it. Right. Well, no, there's something coming down the pike. There are two things that I'm excited about. One is myostatin inhibitors. They're in stage, I think almost stage three of the trials,

which is, you know, these are where the where your body just puts on muscle You know, that's Belgian blue those cattle's yeah, they're really muscular. They haven't for humans now Do you think you'll be alive by the time it comes to them? That's a good question, Brendan But it could be in the next five years. I hope so for everyone's sake. Yeah, cuz then everyone's gonna be muscular Yeah, our class. I mean look at that. Oh Yeah, because then everyone's gonna be muscular. Yeah our class. I mean look at that God damn it. Look at those kids. Those are kids man fucking crazy Our classic drugs are there to block the action of myelostatin approaching really small growth and development Wow, is there any side effects? No, they're way safer than steroids way safer

it's like it's a lot of bro science out right now, dude, yeah, but there's a It's like it's a lot of bro science out right now, dude. Yeah, but there's a Little tendons decrease muscle strength and even accelerated muscle generation certain conditions Increased risk of muscle injury. Well, that's the cat that can happen with steroids So if the muscle grows too fast, yeah, then the tendons can't support it. Yes It's like he's on a supercharger on and you don't have the proper Pistons and all that shit. Then she starts to break. Yeah. No, they, they're, they're basically addressing all these things. So it's not just a miles.

Oh, that doesn't scare me away. I would take it. It's a type of thing that that's going to grow muscle safely and with, with almost no side effects. Yeah. I'd be wild. Oh yeah. I'm going to be scary jacked. That'd be so cool. I'll look like a chimp.

That'd be so cool. Yep. So I'll be a smaller guy who's really muscular. It'll look great. As long as it doesn't make you all red. That's the problem. I don't know if it will though. Guys that aren't too much running gear.

I just feel like a lot of this is like, I, I could put on muscle, but a lot of it's genetic, dude. It's like. Well, not if you get on that shit, that beats genetics. But then I look like like a lot of this is like, I could put on muscle, but a lot of it's genetic, dude. It's like. Well, not if you get on that shit, that beats genetics. But then I look like a skinny guy who's muscular. Like sometimes I see this guy. It depends if it's a peptide and does it like over time.

Like if you put on 10 pounds of lean muscle, you'd look great. That looks great. Yes. 100%. All right, dude. I don't want to see me. I want to know. This is the, there's one that looked insane. This one, when you were in Rogan studio, that's like, that's awesome. I mean, for your age is great. Pretty skinny, but you think that's skinny. I don't know. I'm fucking, I'm all right. All right, man. I'm pretty good. You had 10 pounds of that, though, of lean muscle?

Not bad, right? Yeah, that would be nice. Are you seriously going to go through with the hair thing, or no? No, he's not. Well, no. So go. No, there's a new therapy.

UCLA. He brought it up. Hair. No, this is not just peptides. It's a new thing. So it grows. It, not transplant, Finn. It's a new thing that basically revives dead hair follicles. Shit, Jim, I want to jump on board too.

I do, I need to. Just thin him from here, Doug. Oh, Christ, Jim. I can see it from here. You have so much hair. No, no. No, mine's all free. You see a lot of hair growth, go to that.

You're taking a lot of time here. We need to have made significant drives and understanding and treating hair loss, particularly through the discovery of a small molecule P four or five. This molecule was applied topically can stimulate hair follicle stem cells to wake up much money you'd make if you came out and had the

trademark to this peptide. If it's, if it increased hair growth, you know, how many dudes struggle with, Oh dude, look at this early human trials are some promising results with the potential of full terminal hair regrowth Rather than just peach fuzz Wow I'm so pumped This would be ready. Yeah, keep me posted in 20 years Thanks for right, right, but it get to the black market where you don't have to do all the trials

That's what you need to do. Yeah I'm gonna look so good God, I'm gonna be good-looking when I'm 65 Yeah Would you take it chin? Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah Here's like dude. It sucks man. But hair is like a huge thing. Yeah here fuck you up If you have no choice, it sucks. Oh Yeah, well say my mom always tells me I'm gonna lose my hair eventually cuz I wear hats too much You have such thick hair. You don't have to worry about anything. Yeah, I don't know my mom tells me oh my god

No, you have to keep your hair because if you don't it's gonna be so terrible. Oh my god. I'm my mom Your mom's right. I know They're just too honest Your hair is it's like just too. It's there's too much there. I know. They're just too honest. I know. Your hair is. It's like just too, it's just too much there. I saw a guy at the airport. I saw a guy at the airport today. We were in the security line and he was wearing,

I look over and he's got this long, thick black hair. I mean, the most beautiful, he had to have been Native American. Yeah, they usually have that straight black hair. And he was a good looking son of a bitch with like perfectly brown skin. And I look at him, he's wearing just a tank top, a wife beater, but a maroon wife.

Jeans? Yeah, with a fucking necklace. And I'm like, and his body, I went, that guy's built like, so I'm, I'm ganging out. And then I get up close to him and he's fucking tall and big. And I'm like, this guy's got it. This guy was striking.

He looked like a Native American warrior with tattoos and perfect proportions with that hair. Was he Native American or not, man? I don't know, but I was staring at him for way too long in the Austin airport. Just sucked him off? I wanted to come up with an excuse, talk to him and say something like, hey, are you a model?

Because I have something I'm shooting, the way creepy photographers do. Right, but I was already gay enough and I didn't want to be too gay. I was just, what I do when I see that is I go, why can't I, I want to look like that, like that, but thicker, that's exactly what he looked like, but way more. Little Richard Ramirez vibe.

Yeah, but you know. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. I think it was that guy right there. See that guy right there? Here, here, here, this one. No, no, no, go back, go back, go back. That guy's huge.

Go back, go back. I'll tell you who it was. See that guy in the middle right there? This guy with his shirt off. No, no, no, go down, go down. Right,? Yeah, right there go there. That's basically who he was Literally who he was but six foot two and then it's fucking I think it was white wolf Like you know, and now i'm sorry guys, huh? No, i'm not

I was just looking at you are though. No, no, hold on. Oh God, his tattoos are so weak. Yeah, but- And they're like right there. But that may as well be a guy. Girls like that guy. That's all I'm trying to say. I don't think, no, guys. He likes guys and guys like him.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a straight guy, so I don't really look at that. But you know what I'm saying? Large, large Native Americans in Eugene, Oregon. Tall, big Native Americans, I don't know what they're doing. There you go, Brian. That was him. That was him in the airport.

And he was dressed in that outfit. Flying Southwest. There it is, that was him. That was that. Boarding group C. Yeah, he was boarding group C, and he was in that outfit, and yes. That'll bum you out, man.

That'll bum you out. All right, what do you got, Chin? Already? All right. Where's the other one, though? Hey, man, you are into this, too, huh? You and I. No, he's not.

I'm straight as long as the guy's not Native American. That would be gay as shit. I love bringing this up to you, though. You know what's weird is name the best Native American in professional sports. Go. Jim Thorpe. Jim Thorpe

Johnny you're not it's Johnny. Yes. I don't know. Yeah. Well part of it's fine There was the nuggets had a guy a long time ago But that's how you know when you go out the nugget had a guy a long time. Yeah Hey type in Native Americans and professional sports Now if you yeah What we're gonna say I probably is not a lot of support for it on the radio Whatever you're right Jim Thorpe is the first one that pops up Yeah, and by the way, is there more there has to be more not to be a dick whenever you see like a Native American They look there also have a lot of other that it's not like they're 100% like Tyler

Bray is a white guy so if you can tell me he's all due respect what like if he said I'm Native American I'd be like no I remember the nuggets had a guy the nuggets yeah Denver nuggets Native American basketball player type that in for me Tiger had a field trip where they went and saw Native Americans and Tiger was talking about how peaceful they were. I had to put the little dude on game with, excuse me. So your teachers never referenced how brutal they were to each other? He's like, no, buddy, let's go home and show you some videos. Yeah.

They were human beings. They were brutal, just like other human beings. Yeah. Everyone was back then. Yeah. Just a host of things. They were human beings. They were brutal, just like other human beings. Yeah, everyone was back then. Yeah. There wasn't a guy on the fucking nuggets who's Native American, a splash. Made them confused with Mexican. I got a kick out of when people like-

Aaron Gorman. No, dude, that kid's white and black. Yeah. Yeah, don't give me, oh, I'm 1%. Get the fuck out of my face. Yeah. Holy shit, there's not one. All right. I got a lot of alcoholism. Oh yeah. Big time. This is interesting. I want to get into some current events. What happened? He got it. Our boy got arrested. That's what they saw. That one. So the headline says Antonio Brown was arrested,

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Doing it in in in public like this. Yes right here after the event And no one does anything this get their phones out fucking some goons that's him chasing him and you hear the gun here Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Yo what the f- AB! AB did the scrapping nigga! Oh shit! What the fuck? That's security AB!

Shit! I went to fuck two men! Did they hold on to the guys? So they detained everyone and then they eventually let AB go after the cops heard the side of the story. They just kicked it there. That's a nice.

So dumb. Hey, don't let no one else in the gate! That's a nice. Hey! That's a nice... Viva, son! Yeah, he needs to... tighten up. But again, he just went to a box event and then they jumped him.

Where he's from in Liberty, I mean, that's how it goes. Yeah. It's called, uh, it's called the dumbest fucking... People will jump you in front of everybody and still take your chance Like it's like, okay What a disaster one well guys federal prosecutors Just released the photos of what was inside Diddy's home again all about all this stuff like let's go through it Let's go through I'm still waiting for- So we got a bunch of lube.

That's what I'm saying. Okay. See how they like stage it? It's so funny. You're like, okay. There's some drugs. Okay. Some guns and some bondage stuff.

Yeah. He's lost the gallery. He's a weirdo. I just, I mean. He's a weirdo. But I still don't see, now the guns and the bullets could give him some trouble. But again- Or he's allowed to have but also you got to prove that he they're interested in his name

And he owns them and they someone didn't put him there. There's a lot of shit there the drugs You got to prove there his are they in his name? He's got weed and some blow. Okay, some guys again Okay, so maybe goes away for five years for this. Yeah, that's not So maybe goes away for five years for this. Yeah, that's not Defame them and do I listen either terrible human I'm just saying as far as evidence goes like the I'm sure what I've been saying. I'm sure the defense like okay What do you got here? But can you now? Here's where they got him? And here's where they get him is on the sex trafficking because and now I can argue this too, but with the sex trafficking sex trafficking because, and now I can argue this too, but with the sex trafficking, so if you have a girl, a whore, a pro from New Jersey, across state lines in New York, that

would be considered sex trafficking. Actually, it's not. It is. Can I say what the delineation is? So one of the things is, so I've been saying this forever, bad guy, when I saw the cast thing, piece of shit guy. Not defending him. Okay, yeah, not defending face. I'm saying though

She's guilty to be well if you so so a couple things if you look at the text that she was sending him she was Yeah, I know she was I can't wait for the freak off tonight Yes, you're a freak like like it's so I don't have an issue with that. I don't either but what I'm saying is that that that the Defense and the jury will take that into account. So there are a couple of things, but also sex trafficking is when you bring somebody across state lines for sex, there's something called the Mann Act and the Mann Act is like prohibits that. It's kind of like the idea back in the day was to prevent sort of white slavery or whatever they

call it. Really sex trafficking has to be Yeah, so you you can't prove if it's a Professional say you know, it's a paid professional if I have you if I live in Florida. I hire a pro in California. Yeah, I buy her ticket. That's not sex. That's not cuz she's coming over and getting paid but now here's where it's sex trafficking I got there I thought it was for another job and then he took my passport and he made me fuck whatever it is That's my what they're trying if they can say that then then it's a sex trafficking case So that really they don't have that right? He's like, yeah, there's a bunch of pros saying this from day one I've been like if we really look at what's going on here

If you like what these these defense lawyers are going to be just alive because we're dumb as rocks Yeah, but when they're talking about sex trafficking Rico act I'm like, I don't see it the drugs good luck proven that that's all his at a party But even the drugs are not gonna put him away like that stuff It might put them away, but they might be able to track it to him and say well we have texts Are you ordering they look around here? They're trying to get him on racketeering I know and I know and I'm not seeing any of this stuff. Now, maybe there's more to it.

That's whatever that is. The lube is again, just to make a mockery of them. That's it. That's right. That's right. So, Brian, in the US, the legal definition under federal law of sex trafficking is the recruitment, harboring transportation provision or obtaining of a person for the purpose of a Commercial sex act in which the act is induced by force fraud or corrosion

Yeah to his point so if they're under their will or like yeah, I'm down to suck your dick You pay me $200. I live in fucking Milwaukee, which happens constantly Excuse me. It's happening right now. Yes on on Instagram. Or it should, it should be legal. Let's be honest. It should be legal, but it's not, but it's still, you're not going to go to prison for that. Yeah. That's right. That's right.

Um, it is what it is, you know? Um, but, uh, it used to be every town in this country had a whore house and, and someone would say the good days. Yep. And the whore house was always kind of a, sort of a thing where it was like, as long as the girls weren't being coerced, you didn't want, they always would,

the, the, the madam or the owner of the whore house made sure that they didn't think they were too pretty. The girls were okay. It was in danger. You can't have too pretty and innocent. Cause a guy's going to fall in love with her and then make a stink. Yep.

And then you didn't want the, the, the ladies, the mothers of the, uh, town getting mad cause their 15 year old son went there. So she, they then, then everything else, but the cops did their thing. You want like a solid six with a good attitude. Yes. Higher than a six, get out of it. That's literally what they were saying.

You're going to cause problems. Yeah. If they saw a girl that was really smart. And it was also a way that women back then made a lot of money. It was one of the only ways they made money. Yeah. And by the way, married. All the most professional in the world.

Oh, married rich men too. A lot of women. Yeah. If they were smart, they'd call it a courtesan. Yep. A courtesan is somebody with a mind for business. Not just a horse, the courtesan. So she figures out a way to be that guy's regular.

Then she says, I love you. They fall in love, whatever. He's like, she loves me, man. She doesn't even charge me. But also, if you don't think this is going on right now, just on Instagram, those hot ass models you see, and those guys get in their DMs and they go, okay, fly me to Paris.

You'll see this bitch in Paris. And she's taking a picture on the Eiffel Tower by herself. What do you call that? That's no different than Diddy hiding these bitches to piss in their mouth. It's the exact same thing. Hold on was there pissing in mouths? Oh, yeah Is this true? Oh, yeah. What? Oh, yeah No, you look in the case you'd have multiple men would piss in their mouth. What? Yeah, dude. What the fuck is going on a good time

What's wrong with you? Wait a minute from a little piss I mean We can't give golden showers without you judging? Did he allegedly make sex work? Do shocking act in? Sex worker says did he tell him to urinate in Cassie's mouth? Did he do it all the time? Did, who knows?

It's body fluid. Well, whatever's going on here was just dark shit. Good Lord. Now, now I want to see. Oh, that's too much. I want to see her texts. Because her texts are like, you're like, you know, I think they're gonna say this. So you did for four day free calls, you said you wanted to do them all. How much money did you spend afterwards? It's gonna be all that stuff. Oh, he covered her mortgage, he covered her rent, gave her spending money. She went shopping sprees. Yeah, that's a lot of that. However, this is just, she's just corroborating for character

assassination here, right? I don't think there's a criminal case. She already settled. Right. She already got paid. Cassie recalled having a horrible flashback since she was shooting a music video. Told her husband at home that you can do this without me, you don't need me here anymore. That's not good enough. Take the man.

I mean, I don't need me here anymore. Take the man. All right. I mean, I look at man, it's the whole thing sucks. And have you seen the one where she's having sex with Diddy and FaceTimed her husband? What? She has a husband? And it has to be embarrassing for her because they asked her husband,

who's just a plain white dude, good for him. But they asked him or they asked her, you called your husband while in bed with Diddy. She was like, yep, and they're like, did you have sex with him after that? She goes, yep You got to get hip to this court case where you bring this shit up you you've been following this not really Brendan and his rabbit holes, you know, he's falling down it. Well, there are a lot of people going down this rabbit hole I I just I for me I'm just kind of like an await and see mode and it makes me feel bad about the whole thing Like it's just like I don't like any of it, you know, but I don't play stupid games when stupid I do think she has stupid prizes getting pissed in your mouth, right?

She has to take again you want to piss in my mouth and I get a penthouse in Beverly Hills piss away daddy But she's got kids and stuff and a husband like this well now this is years ago be you remember that their relationship was a long time ago there is good looking up beautiful one for the boys he fucking he's a cutie pie too he's alright his eyes are cute take away those eyes he's a full-size are cute gotta be tough for him take away the eyes he's a four yeah it's gotta be tougher. It's for him. It's just he has to hear all this shit Yeah, he's got some but he's married to a fucking dime. She's a guy clearly a freak Oh, you think the freak off in her stops cuz did he's in prison. She's very hot

No, he's having his own freak ops. You don't think he's pissing her mouth. Hey, hey, of course. He's a mother That's her thing quiet. No, she didn't do that. It's not her thing. Don't say that. Even if it is, there's some moms that are pissed in their mouth. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, all right. I bet you'd be shocked.

I would be shocked. We'd all be shocked at how crazy everybody is. Oh, I wouldn't. Yeah. I wouldn't. But I don't know. Pluto TV has all the shows and movies you love streaming for free. That means laughter is free with gut-busting comedies like The neighborhood boomerang and Ferris Bueller's day off Bueller

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I'm waiting for it to be like, we found 200 kilos of cocaine, he's distributing it, he's running a crime organization, then he's fine. He pulled a kid, cut his car. Show me the evidence. He shot this guy in the back. That's what I'm waiting for, the good shit. I hope they find it, he's running a crime organization. He's fine. Cut his car. Like show me the evidence. He shot this guy in the back. That's what I'm waiting for. The good shit. Yeah.

I hope they find he's a bad person. Yeah. I'm saying so far, I'm like, man, you guys are coming with some weak sauce. That's what I'm saying. Piss in a few girls mouth. Better. Right now what I'm getting from him is

that he, he and her had orgies. Right. And they got real crazy and he paid dudes to come and have sex he'd been watch all that's his kink that was her kink whatever was going on and obviously they had a very dysfunctional relationship also don't feel too bad for go to how much money Casey made from Cassie made from Diddy see how much money did Cassie get from Diddy see it right there that's that's a good question 20

million that's a lot of still feel million. That's a lot of money. Still feel bad for it? And another 10. You still feel bad? No, that's a lot of money. You know what kind of beating I took for way less money? You had your, she got her ass with it. I got, I got beat up worse than her. CTE. I got beat up way worse than her multiple times.

I didn't get 30 mil. That's a lot of money. Grant and I signed up for it. Yeah, she did too. In a way. I'm not saying she signed up for that at B's. No, that I'm telling you, when I saw that, that beating, I was like, you are the, that, that's scumbag. So you lost everything. Casey tells Ditty trials, she would give back the 20 million to redo it all over again. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. So yeah, yeah, that my thing, my thing is that you got to take responsibility for the condition you're in and you got to take responsibility for being

in something for eight years, eight years. Come on. You got to take responsibility. You have access to money and shit. You got it. You got to take responsibility. You're not just a victim. Take responsibility.

Everybody has to take responsibility. That's my thing. It's like, there's this narrative that she was a wilting flower and couldn't, was, was under his spell and under, well, you're an adult, you're an adult, you made a shitload of money and it was a very abusive relationship. You have to, as a human being say, I'm out no matter what here, but that never happened until what, eight years later. So, and people can say, you can talk about psychology all you fucking want.

I'm saying as an individual, you can talk about psychology all you fucking want. I'm saying as an individual, you have to take responsibility. Because on some level, as you're, on some level you're into it. On some level you're working something out. I mean, sure it was 18 when I started, which is, you're not fully developed.

But then once you hit about 25, you should know better. But 18, you're a legal adult. Otherwise make the, That's what the government says. Make the legal age 25 then, right? We hold people, if you kill somebody at 18, you go to jail forever. You can vote. So. What else you got? Okay. So UFC Vegas 106 Fight Night had the main event canceled. Co-main event. Co-main event. Co-main event. Co-main event, sorry.

Because somebody had a little herpy outbreak. Oh, that sucks for him. That's a bummer. What, he couldn't fight because it was just too painful or something? So apparently it was like right before the fight they came in and said, you know, Rudolph. I train with a bunch of guys, they get like,

you know, herpes, cold sores on your mouth or they would get it on their heads. So it can be all over. It's not like just on your wiener. Right. It was described as herpes. That's what they're thinking it was. Um, but yeah, the Comanobank got canceled.

They've already rescheduled it, I believe for a date later in June. He's got a crazy guard, huh, Paul Craig? Yeah. But when people think of herpes, they think of just the dots on your wiener, but it can be on your mouth. It can be on your forehead. You can break out skin. Some guys, some guys don't have it sexually on their

wieners. They just have it on their mouth. You take the same medicine up for both. It's still sexually. If you have it on your mouth though, eating a girl, no, you can get new. Well, that's one way to get it. No, I got, I got a cold sore when I was fucking eight, nine or whatever. Yeah, my kids get cold sores, wrestlers get it. It's not sexually transmitted. Yeah, yeah, I know. Does it have something to do with chicken pox? No, that's shingles. Shingles is that one.

So, yeah, that wasn't too great. It's HPV or something. Not a way you want to miss a fight. No. I'll tell the UFC, just tell them the staff, huh? Yeah, I was gonna say, could you not say herpes? Yeah, why do you not say herpes? That's what I'm saying.

Can you not say herpes? I mean, I'm single. What are you doing? What are you doing? Can you say staff? Right. Just talk it up with staff, either way I'm missing the fight.

Right, just say staff. Do you have to say I have herpes over my win? Herpes, come on, dude. This one, yeah. Adria Taylor, okay. So, okay guys, former linebacker Adria Taylor decided to leave his six year old kid in the car when he went off to meet a prostitute

who had happened to be an undercover cop. Jesus Christ. Dude, you can't leave your six year old in the fucking car. Who does that? To go like, I like, I'm sorry. Yeah, cause he's a dummy. So he, I guess he responded to like a fake online ad promising escort services for cash

and he drove there with his kid and left the kid while talking to the undercover deputy about what he was gonna pay for it. That's so bad. Yeah. So. And there's video of it apparently. So not great. I don't want to watch it. No, we're not gonna watch it. That's terrible. How old is he? Six? Yeah. I just don't know what you're thinking. Yeah bro. That's what I don't care about the hooker thinking. Yeah, bro. That's what I don't care about the hooker stuff.

Yeah, the hooker stuff's whatever. God bless. Even the kid in the car, in Florida. It says the child has significant medical conditions and leaving him unattended was neglectful and dangerous. So it seems like maybe he can't be left alone. So he figured he would just take him with him. But it's just gross to me.

I wanna go, cause about this, remember I watched that Liver King documentary. I didn't see it all, I fell asleep. Did you see us in it? Yeah, very, very briefly. Yeah, but did you see us? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was, so he talks about how he was selling drugs

and then counterfeiting money. Who, excuse me? Liver King was? Yeah. When he was selling drugs and then counterfeiting money. Excuse me? Yeah. When he was in here? No. Back in the day? I haven't said this before, but I started, I was working at GNC and I realized when people were to return the stuff, we had to give them their money back.

He started taking the receipts, going to other GNCs and getting the money. Okay. So he started doing that and he started running that scam. He was like a young broke kid or what? Yeah. And then he started becoming, then he started, I guess, dealing drugs. Like steroids and stuff? No, like drug drugs.

Drug drugs? Do you say what kind? Just according to him, everything. Okay. And then, and he got successful at that. Then he started counterfeiting money. Like that's punishable by a lot of time. He never got caught.

He was making a lot of it. Nope. He was getting really good at that because he was printing receipts. So he figured he learned how to do it with dollars. And then what's interesting is that he's like sitting there talking about how his kids couldn't breathe and they would always go into shock and

they had to take them to the hospital. Like yours? No, but this was like, you know, this is like, then they changed their diet and they lost, and then you hear the people that were running his business and they were like, we don't know what to believe, you know? None of it makes any sense.

It's like, no, I don't know, there's no evidence, doesn't seem like you or your kids were that sick. This is the same staff that thought he was natty too though. Well, the staff knew, everybody fucking knew. knew anybody knew didn't think he was completely fucking But it's just interesting to hear like all of a sudden you're like man There's a lot of stuff you say that doesn't seem to pan out and I I got from that documentary that he's very good he seems to be very comfortable and

Don't stretching the truth in one way or another. Which was- So you feel different about him now? Sorry? You feel different about him? Mm-hmm. Oh, you do. But I always knew.

I always knew. I was like... So if you're doing steroids and making a lot of money on your supplements and then anybody who thinks that he wasn't doing steroids, that's hilarious. He's a marketing guy It was kind of a genius thing. Yeah, and there's a lot about that That was you know it's just that when you're when the when you see that then you start to realize that the whole Primal diet thing and I became that because my kids were constantly going to the hospital because they couldn't breathe and you go

And then and then they are you saying the whole themes and you know,. And you go, and then they- Oh, you're saying the whole theme's- And you're like, no. The whole thing's about him. Yeah, I don't buy it. I think everything you say- Like the whole foundation shit. The whole foundation, the whole foundation. When you see that he made his money by his own accord,

he even said, counterfeiting, scamming the company he was working for. Yeah, that didn't make me feel good. Selling drugs, it's like there's a habit of doing whatever it takes to get that money because he said I just cuz he said it was from dentist offices, right? That's how you make this fortune. Sure, whatever But then you see it and you're like, hmm Okay, that's not good. Yeah

I'll finish that doc now that yeah, it was interesting But real quick about his staff when they came in here remember like we all thought he used everything was awesome Yeah, he's like super sweet to all of us. I liked that he's, look, here's what I'll say about the guy to interrupt because he's a good family man. He loves his boys. His boys love him. He loves his wife.

I'm not saying the guy's bad guy. I'm like, I'm not saying he's the enemy. I don't want to go bad on him. We didn't go bad on him. Even when I found out he was doing steroids, I think I texted him or I DM'd him. I was like, you know, keep your head up. It's a tough time.

And I, you know, anybody again, like we weren't even that mad about it because we knew he was doing steroids anybody doesn't You know, yeah But as far as a staff though, it's honestly when his staff came in I would talk to him on the side to that the staff a few few members staff and they were just like I can't believe Yeah, this is the best experience ever. I don't think they knew he you know They're not super into like knowing when someone's on steroids, even though we all kind of I legit don't think they think that yeah They were just working for someone that they're happy to work for it. That's that's how and they're not in that world You know like us where they were like all right. He's selling his messages overall good like I generally believe they thought he was

All natty yeah now by the way. He's not he's no longer carnivore, you know What is he? Oh, it's whatever. No now he eats a lot of fruits and vegetables But not but not but he's not eating bread and shit. No, he's like fucking healthy. He's still you know, it's well. That's fine cool, so This one's weird guys. Candice Owen had Harvey Weinstein on our show doing a deep dive on him for a while Yeah, and now he's definitely some weird shit with this. He's saying he's completely innocent He swears to God so we can play the video. I I'm

Commit these crimes I swear that before God and the people watching now and on my family The people who support me are scared to talk. They are frightened to death that they're going to be canceled. What I always found to be problematic about the Me Too movement from the beginning were conflating, he made a pass at me and I didn't like it, with rape. It's a complete fabrication about my relationship with Gwyneth. I didn't put my hand on her, I didn't touch her, I definitely made a pass.

Ashley Judd's claims are ridiculous. I settled with Rose McGowan, I gave her $100,000. Don't tell my wife, don't get me in trouble. It's all conflated and it's all led to the idea that I am going to be the one they persecute Just so you know Yeah He's a total scumbag

Yeah and as somebody like who is Very complicated feelings about the me too movement that guy's a fucking scumbag And I happen to know that because my first my one of my girl my girlfriend somebody I love very much who I, I, I was I dated for many years was the first person to come out against him. I remember. So about PJ.

I'm talking about this fucking guy who came out of the line. No, my, my, no, no, no, no. Um, no, my friend Catherine, she was first person to come out and she, she fucking, um, she said, I remember she, her telling me the story about Harvey Weinstein long, long time ago before any Me Too shit. I'm talking about, I think it was probably in 2007 or even earlier. So- And you didn't speak up. But not only that, not only that, let me tell you about Harvey Weinstein, just somebody who's in the business. I also knew, I also knew about those, the girls like Salma Hayek who talked about it, Gwyneth Paltrow,

a couple other girls I won't mention because I know that they actually signed that deal with the devil. And I know about it because I remember that they were talking about it. I remember she was talking about it to them way back, way back. So not only that about Harvey Weinstein,

not only that about that guy, I also have friends who had direct Business relationships with him and I said how's that business relationship going? And you know what they said they were like He just fucking lies The guy just fucking lies like he'll say one thing and it's just a lie I also know that he ruined people's careers. I'm gonna keep going with this fucking piece of shit Oh, so he he fucking took he ruined people's careers. I'm going to keep going with this fucking piece of shit. So he fucking took, who's the girl who won an Oscar? Sorvino, Mira Sorvino. He ruined her career. He

called everybody in Hollywood and he said, do not hire her and if you do, you'll never do business with me. So it ruined her fucking career. Frank Grillo, my buddy, did a movie with her like 20 years later. After she won an Oscar, she never worked again. It destroyed her. That piece of shit, let me keep going. My father, when he was working at Amback, when he was running Amback, had to deal with this dude. He didn't know anything about him before this,

just when he was a big mogul, right? And he was looking to borrow money from Amback, and my father was the guy who would okay that. And he found out I was an actor. And he said, I hear your son is an actor in Hollywood. That's very interesting. And then a friend of mine who's a big director said, do not, do not, do not tell him your son's an actor

because he will, he can do, he will get vindictive and ruin his career. That guy, that piece of shit, is the worst human being on the planet. So some people deserve to be me tooed because it's true. And when you have that many women coming out with the same exact story, which is give me a massage, I'll come, so you remember Anthony Bourdain's wife,

a girlfriend, remember that girl? What's her name? She got me too, too, for fucking around with a 17 year old. After she was like the leader, she's a complete fucking fraud piece of shit. She made a short film about a producer before 2017 and it gave me a massage and then he attacks her. There's a short film that I saw. She goes, this was the film I made about that fucking guy.

So the evidence for him was so overwhelming. I'm sorry, but Candice is off on this. The evidence is way overwhelming, man, with this guy. Now, now, now, let me do a caveat. He made passes, he chased girls around couches, he got naked. Did he rape somebody? Very different. You understand?

That's what he's saying. That's right. That's a very different thing. So you're arguing that he's a bad guy and made all these passes and ruined people's career. Yes. He's arguing he never raped anybody. That's a different story. And the facts back it up. That's right. That's right. So again, now we're back to like real facts, right? As much as I hate that guy and he's a he's a bad guy. We, you know, if you, if you're talking about rape and if you listen to Candace Owens' interview, she goes through the testimony of the three girls, the main ones that against him. And their story has changed six different times. That's, that's the same thing with Danny

Masterson who's now in jail for 40 years. Ah, his is going to get appealed. Appealed. Mom, mom is gonna get appealed though. Appealed. Somebody I know who works with innocent people saw it and said, holy fuck, these women changed their story six times. And the reason you change your story in that case,

according to him, and the appeal is, if you can get somebody, if they're convicted in a criminal trial, you almost always win a civil trial after that. Because the barrier for proof is much lower. Way lower. So the minute lawyers see you got, once you're in jail for actually convicted of forcible rape,

whatever it is, you're really done. You're really done. So. Yeah. I don't see Harvey getting out, but we'll see. No, he's got other charges. He's just too many. Yeah.

It's like 60 women against him. Yeah. He's also got like leukemia or some shit, some kind of cancer. No, he looks terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

Here's, here's just a funny one. It's let's, let's bring a funny one in. So this Timberwolves fan got caught having a little too much fun in his seat at one of the last games. That's it. Is it? Yep. Just the comments are what I love.

Oh, no. Taking a bump on the jumbo truck. Oh, no. He did it. Oh, dude. Someone wrote, nosebleed seats means something different to him, I guess. This is fucking snowing up in Minnesota. Ha!

Jess. What's up in Minnesota. Ha! Jess. What's up y'all? Jess, so bad. Hey Jumbotron guy, figure it out dude. I bet he was like no that was snuff, it was tobacco. Dude spent $250

on a playhouse ticket and $100 on a gram, I respect it. That's hilarious. Like how do you, why are you doing that? What a white way to take a bump. What a white way to take a bump. Wait, wait, wait, go ahead, relax y'all. It's snuff, powdered tobacco.

I can tell by how he's tapping it out. Might be true. Huh? What? What is powdered tobacco? It's called snuff. You actually literally snuff it? Yeah, you snuff it because you get the same nicotine kick.

Oh, okay. So that's what people used to always do, they would snuff it. Goes right into your bloodstream. Wow. That's hilarious. We'll do one last one for you guys. Sure. Let's do this one.

one last one for you guys. Sure. Let's do this one. So the Playboy Mansion has finally been renovated guys. So if you remember, so old and run down, exactly. Um, play the video if you want. Hugh Hefner sold it to this billionaire. The only caveat was he gets to stay till he dies and he died there. And now this billionaires put so much money into this that it's a brand new place. And now he gets to enjoy it. God, that is a fine piece of land.

Yeah, it is. That's a fine piece of land. Good Lord. Do you remember they said they had found like a weird STD down in the grotto or something? Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably some good times there.

They used to have fights there, Playboy Mansion, Strike Force did. Really? Yep. Damn, that's a big ass crib. How much did the guy buy it for, did it say? By the way, how about Biden, who's got prostate cancer that's metastasized to his bones? What does that mean, bro? So it's spread to his bones, right?

He's gonna die. They can't get rid of it. But here's the thing. He's had it for a while. Yeah, and they've hidden it. They knew it. They knew it. And so they were trying to get a guy reelected

who probably wouldn't have been able to. Because they knew he would die and then come and take over, that's what they're trying to do. Well, also, he wasn't cognitively there. Everyone knew it, everyone knew it. Every mainstream media person knew it. They all kept their mouths shut on the left because they wanted, they didn't want Trump in there.

And they also wanted to keep their jobs. So everybody around them in the administration, Kareem Jean-Pierre and all of those fucking people were lying, every one of them was lying. It was terrible. It's a scandal, dude. It's a real scandal. And you want to have like, you want credibility?

Oh, okay. That's why the Democrats are kind of fucked. Oh my God. The more this comes out, God, what a bad bunch of people. What a bad bunch of people. What a bunch of shitheads. And by the way, every time they would start asking questions about Biden, his crime, the Biden crime family,

Hunter Biden, the corruption with his brother, what would they do? Indict Donald Trump for more shit. And the mainstream media would go along with it. So you want to do that, okay? And you wonder why you've lost all credibility? It's crazy it didn't work out for him. How interesting.

With all the shit. All that. With Oprah. All that shit. Beyonce, with all the biggest stars in the world. Taylor Swift, all of them. All of those fucking people, they don't live in the real world.

Isn't it weird? It's great because the world. Taylor Swift, all of them. All of those fucking people. They don't live in the real world. Isn't it weird? It's great because the American people are like, hey, fuck you guys. I don't believe you. They didn't buy it. You're trying to indict Trump on every fucking Trumped up charge.

People were like, nah, it's okay. Love it. People had had enough. I love that Trump's son. Uh, what's his name? The tall one. Oh, uh, barons, when he shook, uh, his hand goes, it's on now. Cause he tried to bring that up.

Tossed his dad in prison. Yeah. A little bit. Your operator said that he goes, it's on now. And he was like, my dad's going to do Rogan, Theo Schulte. Watch. And his mom said, be nice. It's taller than everybody.

Maybe he didn't. That's what people are saying. That's not it. So that's the, yeah. It's on now. Is that the quote? Yeah, man. So that's at the inauguration of when Biden took over for Trump. He did it recently. Oh, I got you.

Yes. Let's see. Well, no, because he was younger then, but then. Quick conversation. That's 17 weeks ago. Sure, man. Yeah, I'm sure. What did Trump, let's see this, what did Barron? There, yeah. What's going on? You're done says hold on let me get this walk around I hope yeah, man. He tried throwing his dad in fucking prison He's 18 or however old he is. He's gonna be pissed

But to do that, I'll do think about the fucking audacity to go with the original I'm gonna go with the original. I'm gonna go with the original I'm gonna go with the original. I'm gonna go with the original I'm gonna go with the original. I'm gonna go with the original I'm gonna go with the original. I'm gonna go with the original I'm gonna go with the original I'm gonna go with the original his dad in fucking prison. He's 18 or however old he is. He's going to be pissed. But to do that, how do you think about the fucking audacity to go to the brain? Go, you're done now. It's on now. If he said it wild theories, you wrote it online with many claiming Baron muttered

a sharp, you're done to Joe Biden gangster. You're done to Joe Biden gangster Let's see But forensic lip reader Hello could have been that too it looked very quick. Hello That's the one go back to that we can't play that though. I didn't just look out of it. He could have said fuck off and binds like it's good to see you man. Biden apparently told Baron Trump exactly.

Baron Trump told Biden. Yeah. So no one knows there's lip readers. Exactly. Brian Trump told Biden at some. Yeah. So no one knows there's lip readers guessing. Yeah. But I like, I like the rumor. I don't think it's true, but I like it. It's great.

Yeah. I'll take it. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. You're done. Oh, there's a cool picture of Brian and his wife. Dude. Okay.

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Yes. Five have been caught. Five are still under arrest. Oh, jail worker arrested. Yep. Yes, they did arrest a jail worker who believes helped them, apparently having something to do with turning the water off so that they had to evacuate. Yeah, I don't know how...

What city was this in? It's in the South? Eberville. Eberville? It's in New Orleans, but. So in New Orleans? Yeah. What's the right way to say that by the way? They're all kind of captured. New Orleans? Oh wow. Not even sure.

Yeah. They found one guy hiding under a car. They'll get him. Yeah. It's just a matter of time. I mean, how does this even happen? They're just running out the front door. Look, and if you scroll down. Well, you know, it looks like they think long term. It's too easy.

Too easy, LOL. And you misspelled two, whatever. Yeah. What? They did? It should be two zero, two O's. Wait, those guys misspelled two, whatever. Yeah. What? They did? It should be two zero, two ohs. Wait, those guys misspelled something?

Just, and if you scroll down all the way, you'll see all the guys who got out. So bad. Huh. Yeah, there it is. There it is. Brendan. There it is. Brendan. Brendan.

Brendan. Brendan. Huh? What? New Orleans. It's New Orleans, man. If you have a Hellcat, I'd keep my head on a swivel. Antonio Antoine Macy seems a little too old

to have tattoos all over his face. Face, yeah. So there's a, yeah. Mommy, he could have had it when he his face. Yeah, so there's a yeah mommy He could have had it when it was young and yeah, or you got him in prison. Yeah, I'm sure Childhood home life wasn't great. I'm sure there weren't two parents in the household as usual Which is one of the biggest problems with anti-social behavior fatherlessness. Hey man pipe down. Let's go and catch these guys What's that? Let's catch these guys. They'll catch them.

You can't have them. Yeah, they'll get them. They'll catch them. It's a nightmare when you're on the run. Yeah. I have a feeling they're not super, they don't have a lot of resources. So that's my question. What would you two do? You broke out of prison. We would get caught so fast because you have to... Yeah, where do you go? You go to the people you know because you have to eat.

But they check there. Don't listen to them. No, I'm saying that's what happens. That's the first have to eat but they check their that's it don't listen him No, that's the first place. That's the first place. They're gonna say they're gonna make sure No, like when the guys accept that Dan Danorama what Dan? Oh Danorama up there in New Jersey like near the border They were outside for like two weeks, but they were fucked Oh, yeah, because with all the elements and the weather, they're in the mountains. You know, one of the things, the way they catch drug lords, or they catch like big time people on the run,

you know what the first thing they look for? A mistress. Ah. They always look for the girl, and then they fought. Cause they're gonna contact the girl. That's how they caught El Chapo, pretty much. Yeah.

Well, a lot more than that, but yeah. But yeah, it was really through a woman Um Alrighty look at those guys though. Their life's miserable right now Okay, so this is in houston texas These people One of the car is a couple and one of their cars broke down so then they towed it on the freeway and I'll show you how this ended up turning out.

There's a towing debacle that had fellow drivers trying to steer clear. So see they did a tow hitch with the rope or whatever to the back of the other car. And they just kept going on and on and on. ABC 13 Jessica Willie is live after talk. Look at this. Look at this house. Ridiculous. It's stupid. Is that because the car's doing that or because it wasn't good. They were, there's two, I think there's at least two people in that car that's that's being towed.

That's trying to like, they're just trying to tow it back to like home. Oh, and, okay. Police chases. But it's just so stupid. But in other words, they didn't realize that their car was doing that? No, they realize it. It's so obvious. They're just stupid as shit.

Yeah, and they just kept going on and on. Look, even through the freaking. They realized the SUV was towing this thing. Look at this shit. So dumb. He's just trying to like this today. Look at this shit. So dumb. He's trying to like correct the......got more reckless. Come on, like how do you not notice your car's being...

I gotta see this behind the wheel because she's so fucking dumb. That was very, very reckless and that was very dangerous. Don't do that! And illegal. At the very least, an officer tells ABC 13 a violation early to maintain a single lane of traffic. You are such a fucking retard. Thankfully, yeah, no one got hurt.

Can we see who the people are? They didn't show the pictures. So the woman that was driving the truck, towing it, she was not arrested, but the guy that was trying to like, hurt himself, he got arrested because he had warrants out for his arrest. guy in the car yeah this guy yeah I guess fuck yeah well he's also a complete the biggest thing is the gas price in the background two dollars and fifty cents in Houston oh that's awesome that's

Texas that's amazing that's Texas baby oh that's incredible wow that's hilarious and this will be the last one for her. Yeah. Yeah, poop speed. So this person, and this is, I'm pretty sure this is Woodland Hills. This is our area. So she just, she pooped and peed. An Amazon driver pooped and peed in people's yards two times.

This is at Tiger's friend's house. No, wait. The driver is caught on camera. We're leaving. That's a girl. Yeah, the dad's a coach in the lead lying promise packages I mean, can we do this then or no? Yeah, well then he'll self-relief but I mean like what the hell certainly Yeah, shit. You gotta shit see this two times the same day

people's properties But did she just buy that Amazon gear or she's an ash she got released by the same when you gotta go on delivery they're saying she got relieved by Amazon eyes as a joke obviously and she was caught in the act twice a delivery driver Amazon can't seem to hold it in so do you what's my sexual thing or is it more like no I thought she's about to shit her pants why not go to a fucking Robin or something or Starbucks? I don't know But two times right one and number two before pulling up her shorts and walks away Do you clean it up human shit the different level? Well, she's also She's also not able to wipe her shit or family. Yeah, that's the mom of the I see that mom every every week

No way, dude. Yeah, we can't say that then I can Yes, you're the dad's a coach Did he come to the game and say hey guys guess what happened no tiger told me and then You're probably like tiger you sure? No, it's not like The Amazon lay shit on his porch That is that is wild though. I mean, I don't get it Yeah, they still do good work so nice you want to leave your mark The good news is I'm in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma and Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yes and San Diego. Yep, Bricktown

Oklahoma. Yes. And San Diego. Yep. Brick Town, uh, May 30th and then May 31st Tulsa, then San Diego. I got stuff in, uh, actually in July. I got to put up to. Can you drive through from Austin to Oklahoma? Yeah. From, uh, I don't know. How far of a drive is that chin? I'll look around. Austin Oklahoma city. I would imagine as far as it Texas. So fucking big. I always think because they're close to each other Oh my that's too much for me too far six hours basically Yeah, yeah, cuz what you were debts in the heart of Texas there in the middle. Yeah, it's an hour flight

Yeah, all right, but you can drive to from OKC to Tulsa right Yeah, all right, but you can drive from okay see to Tulsa right I've done he'll find a helicopter. Yeah. Oh, that's easy Our 30 yeah, you can do that Hey bad All right, dudes go see Brian and bricks down comic club Okay, see Tulsa coming up dry fast all gas giving away 2024 TRX final edition with over 50,000 buckaroos and mods this thing's loaded and the winner will get ten thousand dollars cash

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