The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1101

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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Love thrillers with a paranormal twist? The entire Oracle trilogy is available on Audible. Listen now on Audible. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. We're back, pal. This is really the fighter in the kid We're back pal. Yeah, I want to thank everybody for weighing in on the barbecue Comments, I guess the guy from was it pose or whatever Oh, no, what was that barbecue place where you said Cal and name it name of our I need the name of barbecue spot all the way like dude. We don't want to carry lead. It's okay spot. All of them were like, dude, we don't want to carry lead. It's okay.

And I was like, yeah, dude, it's these California people coming to our good state of Texas and pushing their narrative on, on us, on us. Good. Texas lean meat. And somebody said, the guy from Opie said, Cal is the type of guy that eats corn the long ways. Just talking to people take their take their barbecue so fucking seriously. That's just gay shit. But you can't help it. You don't mean to be gay. You know when you see a kid just running,

he has a little flare, you're just like, I need a sugar in his tank, dude. He doesn't mean to, when he runs, to go like, yes. I was at Salt Lake. I saw a kid score a touchdown, he goes, yes. And I went, that's cool. I don't discriminate, dude. I went to a-

A lot of dicks are headed his way as he gets older. You're 58 or whatever and it's just like, come on bro. All good. You don't mean to. Like you were in your head going, ah man, people are gonna think I'm gay if I get a Tesla or if I eat lean beef.

It's just what you do, dude. I went to Salt Lake and they said, what would you like? And I got the bison ribs, delicious. The bisons are nice. And then I got the pulled pork, delicious. Pulled pork, Rose. And then they said, you want sweet tea or unsweetened tea?

I said, of course, unsweetened tea. And then no mac and cheese for me. I had a double serving of slaw. That's not bad. Yeah, it was delicious. Cause I don't really fuck with any sides. If I'm cheating, I'll go with that potato salad. It's a bad. Yeah, it was delicious. Cause I don't really fuck with any sides. If I'm cheating, I'll go with that potato salad. It's a nice potato salad.

And when my boys Don's potato salad, little hole in the wall, dude, I like a nice potato salad. Slal overrated. Good potato salad, it's salt like, I love a potato salad. Dude, a nice cream corn. Cream corn's got to be salty. Dude, but the boys yesterday, I bought the boys cause Casey's in town shooting content.

Right up the road, dude, it's Joe's Smokehouse. It has a reggae theme, which I can't stand, but whatever, that's their thing. Dude. Really? Definitely for a food truck, top three I've had so far in Texas. Is that right?

Six minutes up the street. Is that right? Fantastic. Thank you, Brandon, that was very delicious. Yeah, I mean, morale went. Yep. Oh, it did. Are you still Texas?

Who are you talking to? Oh, sorry, buddy, I just. Who the hell are you talking to right now? Okay, that's all right, because you live in California and you just come in for the podcast. Where am I right now? No, you're in Texas right now.

All right. Yeah, you kinda got in my face a little bit. About Dillene? Just in general. You said like, oh, I just had one of the, I'm like, I don't give a shit what you had. What'd he say? He was like, oh, I just had one of those.

I'm like, oh, fuck do I care? Yeah, he kind of got into my face. And you know, Casey, Casey might be sure, but he's a lot to handle. He's feisty, dude. He's feisty. He's strong, he's very strong. Half-let a kid, loaded the ground,

tried to move him around, I couldn't do it. He's feisty. Yeah. Dude, how, you know, clearly he's an LA kid in our neighborhood. It's like pleasant built in it. It's insane. And me and T are on the couch watching TV, me, T and Basti, and three of his friends come up to the, we have like, you know, it's a long walkway

through the yard. He sees them and he's like, what the hell pops up? He's like, dad, there's Everett. I'm like, all right. And he gets up and he's like, what the hell? Pops up. He's like, dad, there's Everett. I'm like, all right. And he gets up and he's like, what's going on? He okay? And Everett's like, yeah, man, do you want to come ride your bike with us? And he's like, what?

He's like, do you want to ride your bike? He's like, you want to ride your bike? And he looks at me, I'm like, go ride your bike. Do you know how great that is? He has no clue. He's like, when should I come back? I go, whenever you want. When the street lights turn on, dude,

ride to your fucking feet hurt. That's what I did as a kid. Is he amazing? Go, go, bubba. Hey, you know what? Hey, we're friends, right? Would you say we're best friends, sort of? I mean, at the end of the day,

Yeah. How close are we? Are we close? We're close, why? Are we friends, though? Yeah, I don't the end of the day. How close are we? Are we close? Are we friends though? Yeah, I don't want your kind around my neighborhood if that's what you're referring to. Like if you needed to borrow $250,000, I would lend it to you, right?

Yeah. And we've been through some shit. Yeah. Went like this to the world. Yeah. So we're kind of stuck with each other, huh? Yeah. I'd say this is a fucking marriage.

I know. Can I get an invite to your house once? It's unbelievable. I've been there. You know what? I've been there, it's lovely. I haven't gotten an invite. Thank you again for the invite.

Who the fuck does that? Like I haven't gotten an invite to his house. You haven't invited me, my wife, my kids. We don't want the riffraff. You know what, hey, you know what it is baby? I don't want the riffraff. I don't know. You know what? Hey, you know what it is, baby? I don't forget my roots. Hey, I don't forget my roots.

You're welcome. I live 19 minutes away. You're welcome. And lights are off. You're welcome. Not during the holidays. Ha ha ha. Look who I'm running wild, buddy.

Open door. You just got to drive up and buzz the gate. Unbelievable. We'll see if you have the code. That's actually shocking. No, we'll buzz you in. Hey, I'll buzz you in. I got a fucking 15 month old and a three and a half year old.

That's, our kids are different ages, that's the problem. So what? You know how it is, man. Hey, I'll buzz you in. So I don't get a, I don't even get an invite to your house, so I haven't seen your house. Hey, come by. I'll buzz you in.

You know what? You know what? But you've been here longer than me. You've never invited me to your house, to be fair. You have a standing invite, but getting you anywhere is impossible. It's tough. Which I know.

I would love you to be involved in some of the things I do. Now I'm gonna start going to the Archive Boxing. I went there when you weren't there, then old, you know, daddy here blew out his quad. You get a, you get a pass on that cause it's 40 minutes away from you. So I get it. But on, but Thursday, Friday's dependent tomorrow. I can't, I got some stuff going on, but next week I can in the, in the old stem shots

from Ways to Wells, your boy, we're kicking, we're kicking. Are you serious? Oh, no, I'm just kidding. We're kicking, baby. I couldn't do this last week. That's impressive. You heal rather rapidly. That's because I'm on peptides, Brian. Yeah. I'm Wolverine. And on the old testosterone. Yeah, but that's whatever. It's that BPC 157 and then stem cells from Ways to Wells. It's that BPC 157 and then stem cells from ways to wells. Your boy is in shape. Weighed myself today, 244 with shoes on.

Oh my God. You know what? There might be a Drake AB pick coming. There might be a Drake AB pick coming. Is that right? Yeah, dude. They're popping for the summer. Not so.

Oh, I'm telling you, get ready. You ever seen daddy? Oh yeah. I've never seen you with abs. I know. That's okay. This is the leanest I've ever been. So you're actually getting abs? Let's see Drake for a second.

Oh no, go to his abs shot. So you got to look at, that's impressive as shit. No, you know what? It's not, see you're old as fuck. Dude, you know what that is? What? He got lipo. No, he didn't.

Yeah, he did. Everyone's roasting him on control. Oh, that's, that's depressing. He got lipo and then posted a video of him jogging down the street being like, putting in that work. Buddy! Never been leaner.

244. 244. With shoes on, dude. That's a big hit. With shoes on though. But you know, man, you know me when I was 270. Married by Gary, every bit of 260. You carry 270.

244, buddy. 244. Those are good numbers right there. 44 buddy 244 those are good numbers right there 64 244 those are good numbers quality numbers do like those numbers and your boys in the pool every day I'm tan long arms long arms a lot of you just fucking hot boy A lot of jiu-jitsu for for a smaller guy like myself ain't gonna work against the big man. It's not gonna do shit It's not gonna do anything is it? No not going to do anything. Is it? Nope. Nope. You can train a lot, but it doesn't matter. Cause when the big man grabs you, all that stuff goes out the wind.

And I think it's the humidity. It's just sucking the fat out of me. And you feel good. Tax has been good for you. Yeah. Yeah. No invite yet. Still waiting for an invite.

Dude. Hey, I told you. How many times did I tell you? Hey, I'm actually, I'm actually dude. Hey, I told you. How many times did I tell you? Hey, I'm actually, no, dude, you come insulted. Hey, oh, budget. You just get out your name, the guest list. Not a big deal. Okay.

Strictly. You got a gate. Yeah. Couple of security guards. He's a real fucking elitist. Couple of security guards. Yeah. He's really turned into an elitist.

I just don't want the neighborhood getting all riffraff them. You know, you have that Tesla out there. You're parked out in front of my house. I'll tell you what, you can come over. Yeah. Park down the street. It is a peanut Tesla right now. You're at least almost up on that thing.

Uh, I bought it. I'm also upside down on it. I can't sell it. Everyone is. Yeah. Everyone is. Can't sell it. God, that was a mistake. I'm also upside down on it. I can't sell it. Everyone is. Yeah. Everyone is. Can't sell it. No.

I would owe one. Because you lose your ass. Yeah. You just have to roll that negative equity in something nice. Yeah. I'm really am thinking about getting another car though. Not sure what. It's Texas, right?

But we could roll that negative equity in something and get something cool. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how much you're upside down though. It's fine. Figure it out. But we could roll that negative equity in something and get something cool. I wonder how much you're upside down though. It's fine. Figure it out. But what would be cool for me that's easy to drive? I like the kick. I like the kick of an electric car, I have to admit. I'm a lazy driver. I know. I just don't know, man. I don't think you have to go full Texas. It's not you. Yeah. It's like benching 225.

It's just not your, it's never gonna happen. Just like you with like a super duty. It's just not- I did 155 three times. Yeah. Dude, I'm not even trying to shit on you. I saw a chick doing that this morning. Like a younger chick doing 155. And I thought, damn, she's strong.

She's pretty good for a girl. Yeah, I know. And like not bad, and not like huge beef. She's like an attractive girl. Yeah. Some of this is doing it. I wasn't doing straight bar bench. So I'll get up to 200.

Absolutely. 100%. Because I did 185 once. So I can do 200 if I start working at it. Now here's the problem with doing it. I'm getting older. So it's pushing me. So little thing could pop.

You gotta be careful. Yeah, at your age especially, you can't get out of first gear really. No. I can't, my gears are one through three. When daddy kicks out in a four, five, six, and I start going, daddy starts revving, someone challenges me, like calls me chicken,

like Marty McFly. Yep. Forged internals are no more. That's right. That's right. My legs, man. That's the thing. Quad. You gotta, you gotta just keep it where it is. It's all good. Yeah.

I feel like you don't have to warm up out here with humidity. It's like pretty warm. You're ready to go. Pretty warm. I do the aerodyne bike for about 20 minutes before I, so that's a lie. I do the aerodyne bike for 10 minutes before I. And it's a pretty steady control. And I know I'm supposed to do, I'm supposed to keep it at 50 20 minutes before I, uh, so that's a lie. I do the aerodynamic for 10 minutes.

It's a price steady control. And I know I'm supposed to do, I'm supposed to keep it at 50 RPMs. Not at no 60 RPMs. I keep it at 55 between 55 and 60. Hey, I'm good. Yeah. It's all good, baby. Yeah. Dude, how about, um, I feel like we've been calling it, especially me and Eric Griffith. I want to give it a Griffin. Me and him were vibing on the same thing on this. Really my brother, Jay shop called it before anyone. He actually got an argument with a lawyer over this, but P did he got off. You know, I called it. I called it. I was like, cause for me, I was like sex trafficking has to be against their will.

And I heard, I didn't follow the case, but I heard they were making 10 grand. People were going there to have these freak offs. You know, if you are an adult and a sex worker and you go to a party and you get paid, it's real hard to make that sex trafficking thing. Also my boy, Brad Cohen, who's a criminal defense lawyer and a high profile one handled Kodak black and all those guys, he was on Instagram talking about this and he's like, I don't see the government has a big case here. It's hard.

Here's my question with all this. The feds raid his house, right? And we got told there's all these drugs and even in all the- Pour down a wall, knock down a wall. No, and his kids are home, they raided both houses same time, right? And there's lube and even I have a friend who was involved in it. He's like, dude, the stuff they're going to

find and what? So, so this was a distraction from what? It's just, you know, hiring hookers is illegal. All right, cool. I mean, he's going to get time served. I don't know if he serves the maximum sentence of 10 years. He won't get any of that, but the end, he'll get time served. But don't know if he serves any time. He's going to face the maximum sentence of 10 years. He won't get any of that, but he'll get time served.

But with all this, like him hitting Cassidy, like horrible shit, that's terrible. I don't condone any of that. No. I'm just saying to go all, and remember, this was everywhere. It's been everywhere for how many months now? All this shit.

All that. The government come after you. What was it for? And you should, and this is why you should be worried. They did this to P. Diddy. That's right. So they can do it to anyone. Now, if you, P. Diddy paid millions of dollars

in legal fees. Millions. Now imagine you're just average Joe, working nine to five. You're fucked. And the government goes, ah, let's go for that guy. You're fucked. That's the issue.

The issue's not that, of course he's a fucking bad guy and beat up Cassidy and does some weird shit. Likes to get slippery. Yeah. Likes to get slippery. Likes to get slippery. to get slippery nothing wrong with he's a freak piss in the mouth isn't some girls enjoy that Do you keep saying that was that part of this? Oh, yeah, you don't want to try a lot of piss a lot of piss Take a little break, dude. I want to make money, but I want to watch sports, dude Nothing says summer like long days clutch plays and firing up a few bets on the game, buddy. Talking about baseball. Yeah, but you know, I don't miss my Dodgers and they're popping right now.

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Because I have a friend, I have a friend who had a girlfriend who was really a freak, and she Told him she wanted him to pee in her mouth You ever you ever you ever had sex and then try to pee it's fucking tough, dude And then when the tubes get crossed, yeah And then and then you it feels like you have to be and you can't buddy. Yeah, well worst feelings in the world Yeah, so I don't I don't like that's not a turn-on to me. That's that dominate

Domination thing that people are into men and women. I mean, I can be tossed into it. Sure. There are, listen, piss, piss games that exists. There was a, I told you, I wrote this, this, um, I tried to write a TV show about, um, It says squid games is piss game.

Like, you know, the rub, rub, the rub places, the rub and tug, you know, Rub, rub maps. Yeah. And so, um, Is there and tug? Rub maps. Yeah. And so- Is it comedy? No, no, yeah. I tried to write a comedy about it because I met a girl,

this is 20 years ago, more than that, who ran a brothel. And she wanted to be a writer. And she was a fan of my comedy. And I said, I'll write this. I said, let's partner up. And there was a girl I met. And she said there was a guy who would lie in a bathtub and pair a fortune of pee on her and he would just be like, ah, and just loved it.

So sexuality is very, very layered and crazy. Where you run into trouble is that if you have a girl who is somebody who wants to be, who's into that, and the guy's into that, and then she gets mad at you, Shannon Sharp. She's like, he pissed on me. Shannon Sharp, you hear what she said? She's like, and the guy's into that, and then she gets mad at you, Shannon Sharp. She's like, he pissed on me. Shannon Sharp, you hear what she said, she's like, I want you to choke me,

I want you to do all this stuff. She was saying that. Put your black baby in me. All that. So hot. But no, she was also saying, I want you to choke me, I want you to put a dog collar on me, walk me around. Well.

Get that big black dick out. I'm not judging anybody for what they want to do in a bedroom if they're into freaky stuff at all. No. Sexuality's all over the place. It's when they get upset then they go look at this, look at all this. Now you're weaponizing your regret. Yeah. And that's really wrong. But I think that- I think all that stuff that was leaked, the piss, the cum on the tits, all that stuff, it was just to get the public on their side. It's called freak off. But in court of law, they're like, court of law's like, buddy, he's a fucking freak. he's a fucking freak We know it's not illegal to be a pervert and everybody else seemed to be involved and also prostitution

Let's be honest shouldn't be illegal. It should be illegal and also Everybody else got paid in that game and had sounds like they had a lot of good my dude And what if I was single PD? He's like, yo, man Here's 10 grand first-class ticket come to New York Cassidy's here insert yo man, here's 10 grand, first class ticket, come to New York, Cassidy's here, insert JLo's here. I'm like, dude, keep the money, buddy. Keep the money. Just have a full rack of ribs and have some fatty brisket and your boy's there.

Or lean brisket. And positive, don't bring lean in because I don't want to get fucked in the ass. Okay. But just have that fatty brisket, right? And a nice barbecue soft from Opie's or Interstellar. Dude, why don't you turn me into such a power bottom because I drive a white on white three Tesla three.

And because I like lean meat and I am suddenly a complete power bottom. And you deep throw corn. And now I'm being accused of eating corn the long way. And you guzzle cream corn. It's just the way you do it, dude. Yeah, I'm a little gay. You eat Snickers with a fork?

Dude, I tried to do a cold plunge, and I did one. And I've done the one with the ice. There was something about this one, because it was circulating. Yeah, because if it's not circulating, your body almost forms like a shield of heat to protect you. So people can sit there, and you get used to it faster.

But if it's circulating, it can't build that shield of heat. So I almost passed out and my face went really, really gray and my wife was like, get him out, get him out. But I stayed in for three minutes. Hey, for your wife, nothing less sexier than you panicking in a cold tub. Especially because a bunch of gladiators. Her going, get him, her shouting, get him out, get him out.

And a bunch of gladiators are around laughing because she thinks I'm old and she thinks my heart's going to stop, which is possible. And she was like, I don't like this because I turned gray apparently, but my ego kept me in there. It was the most uncomfortable. It was me trying not to panic loudly for exactly three minutes.

And I didn't know that. So when the circulation, it doesn't allow you to form that fucking thing. When you're in ice, you can sit, and after about 90 seconds, you're good. Because your body acclimates, and you just go. Well, no, literally your body will form like a small pocket of heat.

Wow. It's still cold as fuck, but it builds like this layer. But it's the circular. So if it's circulating, it can't chill. Motherfucker. Yeah, that's why guys do it. Wow. I was shocked at how cold it was and how uncomfortable I was. You just not built. I'm addicted to nicotine. You're not, you're not built for the cold though.

That's not your thing. Why are you doing it? I'm not built for the cold. I never do cold plunges. I don't get anybody who does it unless you're a professional athlete. Oh, do you have so much inflammation from your kettlebell workouts? Yeah. Pro athletes. I get it, dude. Sure.

You working on an hour a day? You think you need a cold tub? 40 minutes. It was so uncomfortable. Yeah. Awful. I guess you'd get, I guess you start to get used to it because you go, I'm not going to die. I'm just going to go through pain. I don't like it.

Yeah. I don't like it. Mental toughness, I guess. Yeah. And I, you're right. I'm not, daddy ain't built for the cold bill for the heat. Bring me the heat all day long.

The cold cuts right through me, turns me into a coward. Takes all the comedy out of me. I'm going to do it. Yeah. Chin's officially moved to, um, Austin and tonight's you find your fishing spots here. right through me, turns me into a coward, takes all the comedy out of me. I'm going to do it. Yeah. Chin's officially moved to, um, Austin and tonight. You find your fishing spots yet? No, not yet.

We're settled in first. But he, he, this is his first night in the house all alone, dude. And he has a big yard. Is there anybody, you know, that needs a companion, like a dog than chin? Get a fucking dog, dude. And he goes, I just don't want the responsibilities. I went, buddy, you're almost 50. No girl.

You had no response. No, don't even have a fucking fish. He's forgotten something. He's got his companion. Alcohol. You're right. So, or his dark companion. He's got, he's got the dark companion. He's got the dark angel. So Chin's got the dark angel and that would be. Jameson. Alcohol. What's your drink choice? Dark angel. So Chin's got the dark angel and that would be Jameson alcohol. What's your, what's your, I'm not alone. I got a friend named

Jack Daniels with me, but he's so honest and I love him. What's your drink of choice? Honestly, I don't like to drink hard liquor unless it's like a special occasion. Your thing is beer? Beer and wine. Really? Yeah. How many beers can you drink? Brian. You saw him on the boat? How many beers you got? Saw him on the boat?

Come on, dude. You don't get full? It is like, you know, there's carbonation, so it makes you a little full, but I can, I don't think I've ever, unless I was like, you know, 21, I got drunk off beer. I cannot get drunk off beer. So you could drink 10 beers, no problem?

No problem, dude. And it just gives you a nice. 10, that's a Tuesday morning. So you could drink beer all day. You just sit there with a beer in your hand. It's get full. That's a nice euphoric feeling. I mean a little relaxed, chill.

Yeah. And then we should play a game, is this gay or not? Cause Casey started drinking white claws. White claws. He pounds some white claws. That's shocking. You're such a bro. White claws.

Yeah, guilty as charged. Lock me up. I'm about to. You could drink white claws white claws. Yeah guilty as charged lock me up You could drink white claws all day and not get too banged up like the Boat you're with Pierce their nipples or how does that work? I don't know how that lifestyle works That's that's not fair because the beers the beers chin drinks are like 9% a white claw or high noon It's like 4 or 4.5. So it's more of like it's a mellow bug But you have to drink two to get on Shin's level. I'm also half the size of him. Fair point.

But so that'll keep your sphincter kind of loose. Okay, all right, we're having fun. All right. We're having fun. White Claws, I've heard White Claws. Guys, let me get a couple White Claws before we go to town. Guys, guys, guys, hold on.

We're on the boat. Let me just get a couple White Claws in. I'm down to do it, but I need a few White Claws. Let me get some White Claws. Relax. I know everybody's rearing to go. I've heard White Claws still popping because they were huge and then everyone else kind of copied them.

They were the first one and then like now there's better, like I like High Noons are my favorite because it's just vodka and whatever, you know, bullshit. Here's a question for you. You ever watch gay porn? Never. Never? Not once? Not once. Surprising it's never popped up.

There was a cable channel with Robin Bird back in the day in New York, and they would show clips of porn and I used to watch this and there was a guy and he gets into jail and he's like, Hey, what are you guys doing? And they're like, yeah, we're going to show you what we're doing. And they hold him and they, they hold his legs

open. He's real flexible. And they, uh, yeah, we're going to show you what we're doing. And they hold him and they, they hold his legs open. He's real flexible. And they pounded his butt. From the back or from the front with the wiener flapping? That's a very good question. I'm glad you asked that question. You know what I'm talking about? You know when it's from the front and the wiener's flapping?

Well, well, and I'm glad you asked that question because you know that that happens a lot. Yeah. That wiener's just be flapping like a flag in the wind. Yeah. If you want to show a guy what time it is and how this is your cell, he's got to be on his back with his legs up and you're going to look him in the eye as you bang him. Now I'm sure that happens. In this case, he was on his tummy and they

That's proper prison style. Yeah. They got up. They got up in that and I watched a few of them. I watched the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You watched the completion? Well, it wasn't long. It wasn't long, but I was like, well, this is what it's about.

Hey, and this is why you can't come to my house. This is why you're not invited. It was a long time ago, dude. It doesn't matter. I had to get it under my belt. No, no, no, I was like, that's a pink, that's a pink. He had a very, very smooth buttocks, and it was very pink, a very pink mud whistle.

And I thought to myself, this guy obviously eats a lot of salad. He kept things, you know, he's ready for this because it's a shoot. So, so when porn stars have to do anal, they'll eat just salad, I think for 24 hours, even the guys. Yeah, I think so. They keep, they clean everything gets cleaned. Keep that poop shoot. Oh, keep the poop shoot open and clean. And I feel sick. Take a little break. I want to talkute open. Keep the poop chute open and clean. I feel sick.

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Okay. Too much information. It's disgusting. Okay. It's bothersome. You watch the entire, how long was it an hour? No, no, no, no. No, it was probably 40 minutes.

No, no, no. It was probably, it was no more no, no, no. No, it was probably 40 minutes. No, no, no. It was probably, it was no more than. Than 40 minutes. No more. Old story. So I had to see what happened. I had to see how it ends. It was actually a clip.

So it probably lasted five minutes maybe, but, uh, it was, I was like, well, there it is, dude, I was watching this thing on Jeffrey Dahmer last night and he raped this dude, his bunkmate in the military in Germany. And it was a big dude. He's like, yeah, I met him. First day seemed super nice. And then that night he just got really angry. And then we started fighting.

And then he tied my hands on the bed and my feet wide open. Well, you know what? Yeah, now I'm going, you're going to have a hard time tying me down. That's the guy, you better not do this. It would be tough for me to tie you down. It's like, you better not do this now. You're not tying me down. And then you can tell the reporters like,

did he hit you over the head before that? He goes, the strength on Dahmer is insane. Interesting. I don't look at Dahmer and think PR best. Oh, you're so strong. Oh, that better, is that a bowling knot? Oh, I'm never going to get out of this. And then, you know how hard it'd be to control my feet

if you're trying to tie them down? Also, each one, so those legs are spread open. It's going to take. So your dick's flapping. It's going to take five men on you, maybe six. At least, dude. Until I gas out. Two men on each, yeah. Two men on each limb.

The first two, three minutes, it's going to be like riding a bull. We need eight guys. Eight guys are going to hold you down. It's fine. Someone's going to have to control this mouth. So it's going to be eight guys, eight helpers. I call them my helpers. I got eight helpers.

And then you just see me in the corner and I go, I'm skinny, but I'm working with something. Or you just keep timing. Oh, four minutes boys. Yeah. Cause you know, I guess that about five, you can always count on us and fighting a kid to talk about gay sex. I'm like Andy DeFrain, dude.

Anything you put in my mouth, I'm going to bite down. That's right. Hard. That's right. Yeah. So, um, That's right. Hard. That's right. Yeah, so- You're a gay man. Yeah, well, not yet, but Texas has a way with that heat. You know what I'm saying?

No, I don't see that. Okay. Hey, for the cold plunge, since my heart rate's like so fast, right? It's not for me then, right? Cold plunge? It might slow your heart down. I figured that would probably be something that's healthy for me. I sent Chen a video of all the warning signs when you're getting a heart attack.

Yeah. Weird. I sent him a contact from Mortuary to just give him a deal. You should send it to my family, Brian, not to me. No, to you. Yeah. Listen, I lost two friends. Two of my friends have died in the past month. So I'm, I don't want you to.

No, no, no. That was very sweet, Brian. I watched the whole thing too. And I, thankfully I have like maybe two of the, all the symptoms. So not all of them. Wait, and have two out of what? Three?

She gave like. She was like, thank God. I'm only two out of four of the symptoms. Let's go ahead and get you a good doctor that's another thing I have to worry about are you on blood pressure medication or anything blood pressure and something to keep my heart rate down well that's good but blood pressure I told you it runs in my family it's already a genetic thing yeah but um yeah so I thought maybe that kind of stuff would be good for me but now I'm thinking like it's not gonna be good for

me there's no reason to do it, chin. What do you have inflammation? Yeah. You don't need to get in an ice bath though. You gotta be careful of that shit. Sauna, ice bath. Even working out hard is not apparently not good. You could start by walking. Oh, and also you could start by not drinking.

Drinking, yeah. At least cut it down some. Here's the problem. The first night in his house tonight, the old companion Jack Daniel is whispering in his ear. Well, at least cut it down some here's the problem. I'm first night in his house tonight The old companion jack says whispering in his ear Well, the problem is that a dog you wouldn't be drinking so much the problem is he's got to replace it with something So when people adopt a kid when people get that band surgery When people get that band surgery around their stomach they their suicide rate goes up because they can't eat anymore. They don't have any way to cope.

So that was their friend food, right? Yeah, that was their friend. It's hard to say by a friend. It's hard to say by a companion. And then RFK said, not on my watch. I do think you'd be a good dad though, Chin. I know if he gets his drinking out, yes. I mean, he's like a big brother to me.

Yeah, but even with drinking. This is so sweet. Yeah. Well, you'd have to cut back on the drink if you had a kitchen. Right. You can't wake up hungover, dude. Right now. I can't drive into the school. Right now, you like drinking more than anything else.

No, you can't drive into school. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's why it would not be. That's one of the things that would not be good. And then when you get, there's no brakes. When I walk in the door, dude, there's no brakes. There's no down.

They're on you, right? There's no downtime. No, but. No. I'm in the pool fucking three times in the afternoon. In and out, in and out, in and out, bikes, football. It's non-stop, dude. And you want to sip on high noon?

How great is it, though? It's the best, but you can't be fucking drinking your way through life. No. All right, let's start with a dog and then adopt a white Texas skit. What kind of dog was you like a 16 year old buddy? What the hell, but no, get some 16 year old like freak athlete, Jen, you can't start going to the game. How weird would that be? Can have a 16 year old friend. How weird would that male or

female? It's all, it's all a 16 year old boy. Like some freak. Hey, this is not ancient. Don't say freak either. That's not ancient Greece, bro. They're like a freak athlete. Absolutely not. Some muscular young kid. Rumors are going to fly. What? That he's an awesome dad and his kid's going D1 and then

drink gets you go to the games and drink at the game. What's that older Asian guy who's always a low grade drunk doing with a 16 year old runaway? What's he doing with a 16 year old muscular runaway? I can see that. I'd start spreading rumors. I can see that. Just spit behind ideas here, man.

You know what? Let's start with a dog. How about starting with a guy your age. Oh my gosh. How about you meet a nice Southern bell dude and settle down dude. A nice proper girl took it dude Figure out a way to like sobriety and actually like girls and you'll be good and yourself Yeah yourself good advice. Yeah. Thank you guys. That's great advice

start with a reptile If you do pass away if you keep a reptile alive, do you can keep a fucking then we'll move up from there start with a lizard Yeah, start with a fucking if you pass away, we'll What we say on the podcast? No, we'll say I told you so with a heavy with a heavy heart we have to say Diddy's a free man and chins no longer with us Speaking of reptiles or close enough, dude, Forest Galant, this is his fish aquarium. God, I miss him. Hey dude, you said if I moved to Texas, you'd buy me a fish tank.

I am. I am. You're buying me a fish tank? No, no, I said, oh yeah, that's right. Oh, I said I am. I said, you said I am. I said, oh yeah. No, I heard you say I am.

Yeah, what the hell's that? Fine, what do you want? So who's buying the tank here? Brian. The other one who just said you took yeah. Oh, I heard you say I am. Yeah. What the hell is that? So you just find a tank here. Brian, you're the one who just said you took, you told me you would do it. You said, fuck those fish. I'll buy you a tank. If I came here, what do you want? You know what the problem is?

I'd need a fucking invite so I can see where the tank. Oh no, I want the tank in the studio. It's unbelievable. I'm actually, no dude, we've already been over this. I'll buzz you in and add you to the list. You just got to get by the armed security. I mean, have you been to his house? I have, yeah.

It was lovely. I got a warm welcome. There were hors d'oeuvres. He invited me for 4th of July. You're working. You're working. You're working on the Fourth. I would have invited you. I'm working on the Fifth.

I'll be at the fucking Bray Improv. But you're flying on the Fourth. Who flies on the fucking, the independent, 1776, buddy. What's that mean to you? Absolute jack shit. I'm going to be like, USA, you on the plane. Do you ever see that guy who after they killed Bin Laden. It starts chanting.

I can get down that can bring that up. Bring that up. What is it? He's it. Bin Laden was killed and he's on the subway and he's like, all right, guys, it's great day today. After me, you S is no one followed him. Watch this. So USA chants. That's great. USA USA. Modern that's great USA USA This just somebody

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The best in the biz. It's true classic. That shit is so embarrassing. What's this chin? I remember my friend. Let's pretend that was a good clip. My friend, my friend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, she had a dad who had 15 kids from, 15 different women,

and every year they would join in, and dad was a stud. Her dad was like this, this guy would like, you could see he was older, still muscular, fucking, shock of white hair, made money, didn't give a fuck about his kids, like just Elon Musk in it, you know? And I was there, we were having dinner, he would have this dinner, and the oldest son goes,

hey guys, I know we don't say it often, but I just want to say to dad, thanks dad. And dad goes, you know, John, John, John, John, John, enough with this, all right? Let's not do this again, it's just, it always gets awkward, and he goes, and he goes, ah, it's just, I was. He goes and he goes So this is force Galante saying rate my office aquarium one through ten

Yeah, so this is our boy forest and I'll rate it check out all the the one thing is it's kind of small But the stuff that he has in there see if it's overcrowded chin No, my tanks Hold on one sec. Let me see if it's overcrowded, just play the video. Okay, I'll play the video. I know what tanks. Hold on one sec, let me refresh. It's a freshwater tank? Yes it is. Of keeping and collecting fish, I feel like I finally put together

the perfect combination of oddball fish in this tank. I want you to give it a rating. One through 10. Let me see the fish. At the top, African butterfly fish that simulate dead leaf litter. Next to them is an archer fish Oh, those are aggressive out of its mouth below them mono are gentest to bat like fish

It'll get huge but right now are really small and really adorable a spotted Congo puffer Oh bud, stop the video To that fucking those Congo puffer fish destroy If the guys have that puffer fish that puffer shall slowly eat everything. I've had six of them. Dude, they're fucking all Jeffrey Dahmers. They eat. They'll just eat everything.

They're nobody's friend. Anything but a puffer fish, they fuck up everything. They'll eat everybody? Oh dude, and they're tough to keep alive. That's what the guy said. They're tough to keep alive. They fucked up everything. Like any coral, like even a fake coral, they'll fuck that up. They suck.

Damn. They're cute. I'll give you that. They're cute, but they eat everything? Fuck. So many fish up, you drop another, they're like piranhas. So all those fish, nobody's friends in there. I saw those fish too small. Let's keep watching. Chinese six-banded discodocus. There's a fire eel that'll grow to be three feet long and a tiger moray, which is the world's only freshwater moray. My Peterson's

elephant nose, a super unique fish. I like this one, man. I'll give them that. And uses electro reception to find its food. A black clown night fish, usually a shy animal that comes out when I feed them. For a splash of color, I've got Rosaline shark, Severum cichlids, blue acaras, a couple angelfish, a pair of rainbow fish, hill stream loach, and two incredible giant freshwater Amazonian flounder, all to support this guy right here. Fly my Fly River turtle. I don't like it.

What do turtles eat? What do turtles eat, Brian? I think the tank is perfect for carrying fish. Fish! They do? Yes! I thought they ate algae and stuff. Fuck no, turtles eat, Brian? I think the tank is perfect for carrying fish. Fish. They do? Yes. I thought they eat algae and stuff.

Fuck no. Turtles eat fish. So you have a turtle in there, unless it's a bigger fish, that turtle's going to eat some of those smaller fish. So the puffer and the turtle are the killers. Listen, I don't want to say I'm more of an expert than our boy Forest. But when it comes to tanks, your boy's an expert. That turtle's a problem, the puffer's a huge problem.

Those cichlids, they're going to fight for territory, so they're going to bully those other little fish. So nobody lasts forever, you know what I mean? Ain't nobody getting out of this thing alive. If you're going to have cichlids, you do all cichlids, because they're so aggressive, they can defend for themselves. But you don't do a turtle in that small tank.

Because I had a 500 gallon tank, so I had a turtle, but I have big fish, I have big monster fish. But the turtle can't, they're too big. Like, he might snap at their fins, but they're like,, I like big monster fish. Yeah. But the turtle can't, they're too big. Like they might, he might snap at their fins. Yeah. They're like, get the fuck out of here. Those small fish, that turtle's, it's fucking, it's like you with lean brisket.

He's fucking going ham. Yeah. Well, you know, I was going to get chickens and I got too many hawks because I'm right near a forest and those hawks will just poach them chickens. Dude, you know what we have? Vultures. Yep. We got buzzards too. Big old vultures.

Big old buzzards. And road runners. But we have a vulture that lives around the crib. Dude, this thing's fucking Jurassic Park. It should be in the new Jurassic Park. Yeah. He's fucking huge. Murs are very territorial.

I always tell Basti, I'm like, dude, keep your head on a swivel. You're pretty light and that thing's fucking huge. Yep. It's wingspan's bigger than me. It's fucking huge. I lied. It's probably about four feet.

Yeah, it's smaller than four feet though. It's fucking big, dude. I'll shoot a video of it. It's about a foot high. We're going to look that up. It's about a foot high. No, go to Vultures in Austin. No, no, you said Roadrunner Oh, no, the Roadrunner small the vulture the bus

Vultures fucking buddy's gotta it's gotta look at that black vulture. No, but that's but the buzzard No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, Texas buzzers six and a half feet long. No, it's a text. It says six and a half to eight That's not that's not indigenous. That's African. That's African. Well, let's let's look at the, yeah, the common buzzard. Yeah, three, four, four, four and a half feet. No, no, no. What the fuck is that? Ain't a buzzard. That's a fucking hawk. Type in Austin vulture. That's what I have at my house. Buzzard, yeah. Buzzard.

No, it's not a buzzard. It's a vulture, dude. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. No, that the buzzard they showing there, that's a hawk, Bubba. That's a peregrine falcon. Yep. Five feet. Common ostrich. Oh, when it has black buzzard. Common ostrich.

Tip it around five feet. Whoa. Oh, and the turkey vulture. Have slightly larger wingspan, average in six feet. I'm fucking telling you, man, this thing's a problem. That's a problem. Oh, wait, a turkey vulture. That's what it is.

They're bigger, it says. Yeah. Turkey vultures are also black. Reddish head. That's a problem. Oh wait, a turkey vulture. That's what it is. They're bigger, it says. Turkey vultures are also black. Reddish head. But have a reddish head, mine's red. Wingspans that can reach up to six feet. I'm telling you, this thing's four feet long. Yeah, they're big. It's fucking huge.

It casts a shadow when it flies by. I thought it was a drone from Iran. Yep. Turns out just a vulture. Just a vulture. Looking for something dead. And what did we find? A dead deer leg on the front of my house. They have new spy drones that are, that look

like insects and birds. So good luck for our body. Oh no. What else we got, Jim? Your boy, Andrew Schultz. He's in the new film for Street Fighter and he's cast to this character. I don't even remember. I know my street fighter. What character is he he beaky?

I'm not familiar with him. They have a picture of him. Yeah Okay, and then Blanca is gonna plead put be played by that handsome devil Habiki damn good for a shawl team in Dan Hibiki damn good for a Schulte man. Dan Hibiki. He's like a cocky funny guy so. I don't know. Schulte at the announcement goes mom and dad didn't I did tell you playing this game all night was more important than doing homework.

Nice cast it. That's so cool. So cool. Yeah, he's killing it right now. Yeah, he is. He's everywhere. Oh, I already liked it. Good. He's just cool. So cool. Yeah, he's killing it right now. Yeah, he is. He's everywhere. I already liked it. He's just so funny, man Hey, great. Brilliant. Great. Brilliant idiot

Did you guys see this thing about the Disney Cruise and a father Saving his daughter from falling off now jumped right in the water. No, let me see no hesitation No hesitation, but um, so I'll tell her fell off. She was taking a picture sitting on the railing. How old is she? That's what people are saying. Five years old, fell off overboard. Dad jumped in without even thinking, of course. So that's what they're saying. She have a life vest on? No, no. What are we doing? Dad? Right. I can play some TikTok videos of it. I can play some TikTok videos of it. So they're that little boat. No, he is when he already little boy now.

So when he jumped over a cruise ship. Yeah. And once she fell over, he jumped in. It took 20 minutes for them to rescue them. 20 minutes. Let's get going, Disney. I mean, dude, that's hard though. Like you get the Mickey Mouse crew fucking saving your life at Ocean.

That's why you don't ride fucking Disney. Get a real crew out there. And that's them bringing them in. But the main thing is like, the official reports won't tell you exactly what happened, but Brian, everyone's saying what Brian's saying. Like the dad or the family was trying to put her on the railing, which is illegal.

You cannot do that and try to take a picture and she fell over. I would never do that. Sorry. I would never. Remember when Michael Jackson was holding his baby over there. Yeah.

So, I mean, thankfully she survived, but obviously that fall is probably like, it's going to mess her up pretty bad. Yeah. Or she becomes fucking the next Travis Pastrata goes one way, you know? So they, they, little kids have what's called green bones. Their bones are hard to break because they're just so flexible.

That's kind of what keeps them healthy. Yeah, I remember when your kids like you can fall down and. It's so they, Jim Brewer has the best joke about it. It's like your children walk around looking for death all day when they're little. It's like your children walk around looking for death all day when they're little It's like fucking be careful Mm-hmm This is pretty cool. So Ilya to purr there's some MMA stuff in here

So it was a purr has a reality series coming out on HBO Max. I always see this happen and I'm like dude Yeah, a lot to do. I just don't like it stick to fighting. It's gonna mess them up Then you think first stick to fighting I did it when you sign up for fighting. It's going to mess them up then you think? Yup. Stick to fighting. I, I, I, it's, well, when you sign up for that, it's so much more than you think. It's so much more. It takes a lot of your attention. And I- You're doing stuff you normally wouldn't do.

HBO, the producer, like, hey, you mind if we, you maybe just run a little bit more. Uh huh. Hey, at the end of there, when you're doing the shadow boxing, you do one more round. That's right. It just adds up. That's right.

And over how many months? I think he'll be okay. Your mind is over there, whether you know it or not. I. That's right. And over how many months? I think he'll be okay. Your mind is over there, whether you know it or not. I don't like it. And then it adds more pressure. Yep. Cause how's this thing end? Yep.

Now if it will, they're following them up into the Charles Oliver fight. Okay, cool. I remember when Ronda. That ends when he fights Islam. Like, ooh. Yeah, I remember when Ronda was doing a movie in Bulgaria and she was trying to get training in

between, like I remember just knowing how movies are shot. And I was like, that's such a bad idea. Yeah. You got a fight coming up. Again, not her fault. Her agent stuff. Tell him, no, you can do it. You're so much better than these other girls.

And she was, and then people caught up. Well, it's hard to say no to when the iron is hot and everybody wants a piece of you. And it's like, no. But no, this is a really good way to. You wish Netflix was doing it though, because how many people are going to watch this on HBO Max? It's just a really good way to kind of draw your attention away from where it should be. If anyone can handle it, it's this guy, similar Connor with that stuff.

Yeah, and people were actually saying that this is like the Connor that people wanted. So he has like, he's Connor without the dark path. Exactly. Yeah. So he could potentially make it to the point where it's like, I don't think there'll ever be

a star as big as Connor. It's just a different landscape now, but he's as close as we get. But if you're expecting Connor, it's not Connor. So great is his ability, his talk and also his ability to, when he was at his peak, to take two belts and call it the way he did.

Josialdo was on. Topier did the exact same thing, more impressive too, way more impressive. Yep. But you know, Connor. His strength of schedule. We're not here to take part, we're here to take over. That was part of it, him calling it, but Topier

does the exact same thing. But again, it's been done. So now he's doing it, even though it's, it's even harder what he's doing than what Connor was doing, but it's just a different landscape. There's not as many eyeballs anymore. It's hands full with some of those 50 fibers. Like who? Sarukin.

Sarukin's not next. No, Patty Pimlet. But I got my money on Toporia. Everyone does. Yeah. Really? He's a favorite. Yeah. Yeah, but you're not saying anything new.

How do you get hit? So does Topia. You know, Topia, the shot at the Luke Thomas for this information. Topia actually gets hit more per fight than Charles O'Lavarra did going into that fight because he's fighting style. Cause he's close. Yeah. So he gets hit.

Speaking of Patty and calling it, this is from Happy Punch. Watch this play video. Exactly, guys. Never know, he might look up, saying, you, you little blonde. Call my your blonde. And then, it'd be great if he got me in the cave. Just like he'll call me,

and I'll talk to his face. I finish you, little man. I finish you, little man. When the camera gets put on me. Exactly know. He might look up and say you you little blonde. So apparently Patty did call all the events that happened before, you know, he got brought into the cage. That's great. If there's anybody that rises to the occasion so well, it's also Patty. He's, he's, he's definitely special. Yeah.

Has he lost in any, like he's. Technically no, but he has. Jared Gordon. Jared Gordon beat him. This is a much, this is the next level. I've had so 100% of the fight they should make for money and crazy thing is what if Patty were to pull it off? Then he have the biggest star.

He's already the massive biggest star. He checks all boxes, but he's so special. He's such a good athlete and he blows up. Doesn't he? His head alone weighs about. It's so crazy. Yeah. He looks, he looks thin.

It doesn't look really huge. His face though. It's like, don't weight in the old face. He is big. Yeah. But then, um, they say DDP leaked that it's going to be, uh, Patty versus Justin Gaethje on his card. And I think August and then Patty, because even I post like, is this true? And then Patty came out and was like, y'all are fucking mental.

If you think I'm fighting August, he signed Topiere next. I'll bet anyone, any amount of money. That's the most exciting one. I think. Yeah. Plot twist their best friends and planned the whole thing for years. Do they know each other?

No, they just talk shit to each other. They just had one altercation where Topiira threw some stuff at him, I think a while back. And then it became like a thing. It's great. You sell the fight. How about Marab came out and said, when he was training with Topier, he knocked him out twice.

He knocked out Topier twice? Yeah. No, Topier knocked him. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a problem.

Yeah. His boxing is unforgiving. It is true. Like you, you could make the argument, like if you look at who Khabib fought, then you look at who Toppera fought. Not even close. Right? Not even close.

Right. Greatest three run stretch of all time. Yeah. Next closest probably John Jones has an argument for three fights. Toppera has beaten great. Volkanovski. Pound for pound number one, Volkanovski.

But knocked him out. Guy who's never been knocked out also ranked him pound for pound, Max Holloway knocked him out. Charles Oliveira, the greatest finisher at 155 of all time, never been them out. Guy who's never been knocked out also ranked them pound for pound. Max Holloway knocked them out. Charles Oliver, the greatest finisher at one 55 of all time. Never been knocked out like that. Knocks him out. It's, it's, it's, it's, you could make the argument. Great three fights stretch.

Yes. Yes. More impressive than Connors run more, more impressive than Khabib. Yes. Way more impressive than Mark. Chev. Not even close. And that's why he's number one pound forib. Yes. Way more impressive than Makachev.

Not even close. And that's why he's number one pound for pound. Yeah. I was telling Brendan too, like on shop show, the, to pretty high as his confidence, it's like, you know, there's cocky and confident. It's kind of hard to tell a difference, but you can just, it comes out of him like a permeates, like he's just super confident, like insane. Well, he really believes that when it comes to boxing, if we're going to stand there and bang.

No, he plays MMA. He's great everywhere. Not boxing. He's great everywhere. Don't get it twisted. Great wrestling too. His background is wrestling. Wrestling since he was eight.

Yes. Yeah. He's, he's, he's the real deal. We got one. Yeah. But the issue is everyone's like, oh, he's an ex Connor. It's like, there will never be another Connor. Drop all that.

There'll never be another Rhonda. He's his own thing. Yeah. His three fight run is better than anybody's ever to do it. He's a classic. He's a very classy man. But check out these analytics from, this is from ESPN MMA.

So remember the knockout with Max Holloway and Justin Gaethje, which is pretty much the best knockout I've ever seen in my life. Look at this analytics right here. Bullsh- I'm calling bullsh- Yeah, you never know. You're telling me Max Holloway knocking out Justin Gaethje, got 9 million views in 12 months, and Topia did 11 million in one day. Bullsh- You don't believe it?

Fuck, no. How come? That Max Holloway, Justin Gaethje knockout is the greatest thing I've ever seen. That was so much more viral I'm also skeptical about this and by the way Casey has called me out on this dude He's like, I'm the most he thinks I'm the most person in the world. It's to period have more International but I also think they can People on the higher the higher ups can do this, You know, they can. Yeah, but this, this superior have more, uh,

but they might be saying just off the ESPN posts. They're saying right there, YouTube channel. So that's public. We could check that. I mean, even YouTube, you can buy views. I can tell. I'm super skeptical. Oh, I don't think they're buying views. I don't think they're doing that. Jen. Well, see, take a look at it. See, cause they did have no reason to. You can see it. Yeah. I mean, well, no, we don't need to see it's higher chin's arguments He even it's higher things they bought the views. I don't think they're doing that. No, I think it's I think internationally to appear is so much bigger than max Halloween Justin Gaethje

So there might be that and then Charles O'Lavir is beloved by Americans and Brazil But one day one day versus one year. Yeah, I'm not buying that So I'm not saying it's a hundred. Oh and also also what got more what got more attention UFC? 300 or this random card, but you know mobile if I if I remember the topi if I was also free Also was it on a paper? No, it was free. I didn't have to pay for it. That's because you watched it illegally. No, I didn't. I watched it on ESPN. No, you didn't.

Brian, it was UFC 317. They are not free. Maybe I did pay for it, but I watched it at my house. No, you illegally streamed it. Either way, that thing's not free for the public. It wasn't free? Alright. My wife must have bought it. Sure as's not free for the public free all right no my wife must have bought it sure as fuck not free fight nights are free I mean was it free in a different country maybe no I was I watched on ESPN and we went to that

right I paid I paid what do you mean I did you didn't watch on it cool it maybe your wife ordered from ESPN plus and there's a paper that was a paid paper it was a baby I had to pay for it okay Okay. Yeah. But either way, I'm just a thing of course, it's a fucking major UFC pay per view. UFC 317. But again, Max Holley, Justin Gaethje, UFC 300. That was massive. Yeah, but yeah. I mean, remember, Paris got this momentum. People want to see it.

He's incredibly famous right now, especially with the, like this Spain, Spanish audience, right? Even like the huge soccer stars are friends with him and fans of him. Oh yeah. There you go. So they have that, those that that thing. I'm not in disbelief that it's eventually get more views. My, my issue is saying that in one day it did more than this did in a year.

Hence I am something's going on there, but they can also skew numbers and do shit, but maybe, maybe topiered internationally just so much more massive and relevant than max Holloway. It's definitely possible, but this, this seems crazy to me. It could be internationally to topiers. We like even the casuals know Topia here. Like Justin Gaethje, he'd be pretty hardcore. Yeah.

You know? So it's not like the people in Brazil and Spain are tuning into Justin Gaethje fights. So it could be that. And we can watch him now. I'll edit this out, obviously. Dude, he's such a fuck. Topia has the exact same tattoos as Connor.

This was fucking- This was the best. This boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, then whap. And then the fact that it's one second. Oh my God. One second left. That's the best knockout I've ever seen. Sam.

I did send you screenshots, Chen, of the YouTube to your email. The Topiura one does have 12 million in the max. Yeah, I'm sure pointing to the fucking wild. So there you go. Oh, yeah. 12 million views on your fucking million views in three days. My Lord. And then nine and one year.

That is just so shocking to me. Wait, wait, wait, go back. Well, and the only argument would be is the Max Hallway, Justin Gaethje is the full fight, which went three rounds and the knockout was the last second. This, this video is on. So this is five minutes long. Cause remember it happened in the first round. People tune out. Yes. 417. So. Yeah. I mean, it's some clips go viral. There's, you know. Yeah. It's legit on analytics, you know, but I mean, cause I know a lot of behind the scenes stuff now these days.

That's why I'm kind of like, I don't know. No, I don't mean maybe it is. Maybe it appears that big of a fucking star internationally. Yeah. That's all that makes sense. It's incredible that big of a fucking star internationally. Yeah. That's all that makes sense. It's incredible. If that's truly the case, then yeah. The UFC's love those analytics. And it's not hating. I'm just like very skeptical.

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I guess. I mean, not, I guess I know she's not. You think she thinks they're attacking each other? No, she's trying to keep the duck from raping the other one. Cause you know, when ducks mate, it's very aggressive. Well, cause yeah. So the biologists will say that the male duck actually ends up jumping. She's such, Oh my God, what a fucking tool. Well, this is, this is a, this is a, I love this comment from, uh, hero dot eight,

nine on behalf of all humans. We just want to apologize to the duck species about our liberal human. Look at this. She jumped into the lake. Oh my God. Look at that ducks. I K cock block. The fuck are you doing?

Anyways, she continues on. It was just, but she's not well. No, she can't somebody who's not well. That's somebody's wife or girlfriend. Like, holy fuck. She's, she's a mess Imagine when she got out of the water everyone's like good job Karen Good thing you stopped that Karen

Can we get our margaritas now? Thanks a lot for Way to go Karen It's like global warming. I'm not going to flush the toilet because I want to say, okay, I know you're going to cool the planet with all your behavior. When does she get you? People are crazy. Uh, one more MMA thing.

This is Hamzat Shamiyav. Apparently he's in the States. Well, there you go. Well, he tweeted a guy that he thought was Sean Strickland, but it wasn't. And this is the response. So that black mark is this is the response. So that black mark is him doing the finger. You do the finger. And Sean Strickland goes, what the fuck did I do?

And he goes, sorry bro, I don't know how to use Twitter. Wrong guy. Yeah, Homsot's in the States, that's a good sign. If you're a Homsot fan, it's a good sign. If I was that Sean Strickland guy, I would have said, anytime, anywhere, bro. Anytime, anywhere. What the fuck did I do? What the fuck did I do?

That was funny. He's on my Batman, I don't know how to use this thing. I was with my friend one time. Yeah, Humsat was just shooting at Jackson's. I was with my buddy. And this guy comes up, I was with my buddy and two other guys. One other guy, so it's three of us.

And we were at Shutter's, I think, in Santa Monica. And a guy comes up, kind of a stocky little guy, and he comes up, what's up, fuckface? You guys got a fucking problem, fuckface? And I was like, what? And he goes, yeah, oh, look at these guys, three tough guys. And I was impressed that he was trying to,

but I was like, little drunk? And I was like, little drunk, and I was like, what's going on? And he goes, oh, what the fuck's going on? Fucking, ugh. And his girlfriend comes running up and she goes, wrong guys, wrong guys, wrong guys. They're not the guys that said something to me.

And he thought that we had said something to his girl. And then he's like, oh, my bad. And my buddy looks at him and goes, you okay, bro? God was like, I'm all right. I was like, oh, geez. The fuck did I do? Choose the wrong guys. We weren't going to do anything. Some guys would be like, oh.

Do you remember the place on Sunset Boulevard is called Miyagi's? It was like a club restaurant place. Have you had this ever? No. You don't? Sounds like an Asian spot. It was just like a really poppin' nightclub.

And one of my, we went there one night, and it's so packed upstairs, I have somebody go dancing and stuff, and then one of the girls we were with, she just told me, "'Gin, he grabbed my ass, he grabbed my ass." And I looked over, I just literally grabbed this guy. What the fuck?

He goes, "'Ha, I don't know.'" She goes, "'No, not that guy, the other guy.'" That's like, you can be, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they there's a guy, they had a police convention and after the convention, all the cops were in a hotel room and they were drinking and talking and catching up.

And a guy comes in with a gun and tries to rob them, did not know when there were cops. So the cops jump on the dude. Beat the shit out of him. No, they jump on him to arrest him and he died of a heart attack. Oh no. Right there, he just died. It's like, all right. That it chin. Uh, did I mention the Jake Paul? He's a now ranked boxer. Yeah. So that's, that's pretty cool.

Because he actually, he worked his way up there, which is pretty dope. So fucking guy can hit hard. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. I wonder what's gonna be next for him. If he's 14, it's like, all right, fight 13, 12. Could get interesting. Yeah. If you're gonna start fighting those like right guys, it's gonna get dicey.

That's different. That's different. Yeah. And that is it, boys. Challenge on the road for the fourth. Brand improv. Dude, I invite you to the house, you can come. July 5, I will not be at Brendan's amazing

Fourth of July thing. I will be getting ready and probably driving down on the 5th to the brand improv, looking forward to seeing you guys. Two shows, uh, Alpha, Reda, Georgia. I'm there July 26, 27. Sounds nice. Charleston, South Carolina, um, August 1 and 2 and then San Diego. It's going to be good.

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