The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1102

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub are back to talk their Fourth of July celebrations, hunting in Texas, Bryan's helicopter ride experiences, Texas BBQ, Julio César Chávez Jr. getting arrested. by ICE and deported, Bryan's Jorge Masvidal story about Brendan, Chin's $3k mattress and much more!Brunt - Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code Fighter at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/Fighter #BRUNTpodVivazen - Try Vivazen for free, must be (21+): https://dub.sh/FighterVivazenFREEDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER for new customers to get $150 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucksProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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They gotta act? Yeah, they're gonna be impromptu to do, yeah, like improv, prompt to do certain things. And you guys are just looking for people to fill in for your thing? Yeah. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, it'll be great.

That'd be cool. How was your fourth, pal? It was good, buddy. I was on a plane. Were you flying on the fourth? I was flying on the fourth. Nothing worse. No, it's not crowded, though.

Most people are not. No, I know, but you're not doing anything for the fourth, but flying. Land though. Most people are not. No, I know, but you're not doing anything for the fourth but flying. Landed, landed, hung with my kids, had a good dinner with my kids. Oh, so you're still able to do some fourths. All good. And then fireworks are fireworks. And I don't give a shit, but it's all good.

Did you have good fireworks? I had the best Fourth of July I've ever had. What? Yeah. Let's, okay. Now hold on. They did, they did. I love this. Cause I buzzed your house, you know, in a helicopter.

I know I was in there. And your house is looking good. Yeah. I very much enjoyed your house from the air. I saw it from the bird's eye. Looking, it's the kind of house where people go. People go like this, they go, one day when I succeed, that's the house I want. So congratulations on that.

Thank you, sir. Thank you. Like it very much. The neighborhood did a block party for July 4th. Buddy, it's like we're in Pleasantville. I'm waiting for a foot to drop. Like what's going on here? And so there was raining, so I figured we couldn't get fireworks and the rain stopped. And one of the neighbors was like, man, you want to go get some fireworks? I'm like, yeah, let's go up there. We go up there. They have everything.

Everything. Like when I was a kid, everything. And I go, dude, I want to put on like a Disneyland performance either. Say less. They bring out like six of these huge ones called like the Trumper, just all these huge fireworks. I get M80s for the kiddos.

M80s. M80s. I got all the stuff I had as a kid. Oh yeah, for sure. Dude. I put on a show, put on a show for the neighborhood, for the neighborhood. But I was, I was telling Jen this. So I lied him for team bossy. Cause then I do from LA, there's no, we can't have fireworks in LA. So, but they've never been around it. Like I was as a kid, they're freaking out dude. And at the last one I did like a big hurrah where it's three two three minute big fireworks So six minutes total

Disneyland style Right right above us team boss. You free out it ends and we'll start clapping and then the neighbors had little bit to drink One guy yeah, I was like, oh damn one guy starts going USA USA then all the other numbers are like, USA, USA. And the kids are like, USA. I was like, this is not LA is it? No, it's not. Right around one guy's wrapped in the American flag going USA. Did you see that the poll that they did where they they polled Democrats and then they polled Republicans and only 34% or 32% of Democrats are proud to be American and 92% of Republicans are proud to be American. It's so interesting.

It's like just a different way of looking at the world. Yeah. I tell you, there's no that around me though, dude. Dude, how much fun is that? And all the houses had different, like our theme, we had chili at our house. What do you have? Chili and something else. So people just come over and- It's theme, we had chili at our house. What do you have? Chili and something else. And then-

So people just come over and- It's just, your door's open and the kids go, they pick houses. So they, for like an hour and a half to one house, another house. There's nothing better than that. Crazy, dude. Crazy.

I may be your neighbor. My neighborhood's too quiet, bro. No, quiet's good. And that's why, like you see like Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon be like, you know, the hate on Austin. It's because they, bro. No, quiet's good. And that's why, like you see like Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon be like, ah, you know, the hate on Austin. It's because they don't have families. I can't imagine being here being single. I don't know what the downtown,

I don't know what the downtown seems like. Well, you're also at an age where it's like suburbs. Yes. That's so funny. Being single without kids now sounds like hell. I don't know. When you're young, you're like, ah, you know, now. But there's this young dude who's in the neighborhood and he moved in like six months ago. I think he, I don't know. When you're young, you're like, eh, you know, when you're now, but there's, there's this young

dude who's in the neighborhood and he moved in like six months ago and I think he's put his house for sale. Cause like, it's too quiet, man. I'm like, well you're around families do. Yeah. Like there's nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Things aren't popping. When you're in the sub with kids, it, all you want is to hear your kids playing and laughing when that's the case, there's nothing better. If you're a single dude, and that's why Tim or some of those other comics have moved here,

like Austin's not it, I'm like, it's because you're single dude. Yeah, you got it. It's probably not the move. I couldn't agree more. Chin. How dare you boy. I invited Chin, listen to this, listen to this.

I mean, granted I knew what Chin was doing, let me just do it to be silly. Yeah, we know what's up. I know exactly what's going on. So I tell Chin, why don't you come to the dry. I know he just moved here I'm like once you come my July 4th neighborhood party. She goes dude. That sounds fun There's gonna be barbecue a bunch of kids gonna be fun fireworks Chin takes me the night before dude cool if I bring me in five of my friends. Oh, oh four three

All right. Well, no, dude. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't know. I just can't make it. No, it was like Kim being like, I know you invited me. This is my way out. Yeah. Can I invite me and seven of my friends? Cause I mean, I didn't want to leave them behind. Yeah. And, but I do appreciate the invite. So I wanted to like, you know, I didn't want to bail on you. I told you that straight up.

I get it. What'd you do instead, Chin? I bailed on them and I stayed home, but then I went for her shopping afterwards. Oh wow. You even bailed on them. But then I went to hang out with them after the day after for dinner and furniture. So the fourth you did nothing. No, I stayed home.

Would you watch TV and drink? Yeah, pretty much. Jesus Christ, dude. It's all right. That's sad. Because it was so light. It was like storming. It was storming.

Yeah, it was crazy. I've never seen harder rain ever in my life. It was billowing. Yeah, it was crazy. I've never seen harder rain ever in my life. It was billowing. Yeah, I text you. I was like, Brian, how's Brea? This I was being silly. Brea and Eli, sunny 75. Boy, we need it, am I right?

Dude, I've never seen rain this hard. Do you know what I realized about, I was in Los Angeles, I spent time in the South Bay, Manhattan Beach, Hermosa, and Venice. I spent time in the South Bay, Manhattan beach, Hermosa, Venice. It's great. Amazing.

And you know what I realized when you're down there, you never sweat. You never sweat. There's no humidity. None. I was, I was, it was 75 and breezy 74 and breezy. I was in a t-shirt. Yeah.

And I was like, this is why LA will always have people in it. Always hard to argue. That's why the homeless is crazy. Cause they're like, dude, weather's great. Year round. I mean, yeah, we have argue. That's why the homeless is the crazy because they're like dude Well, there's great year-round. I mean, yeah, we have benefits. That's right. We get cell phones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I sweat so much in here. Just just being in here If I'm in my garage just doing something, I mean I'm dread two things

I'd see but I like this sweat dude two things in LA no bugs and No, yeah bug now now now where I'm at You'll get because I'm near a forest. I'm a budding a forest you want to talk about mosquitoes They don't bite me, but they bite my family. They're big boys big boys two bits. Oh, man. I was walking Two nights ago and the fucking vulture was chillin I forgot I meant to take a picture for you. Wait till you get your peepers on this fucking He's a big boy. Camel of the sky.

It's a fucking black camel of the sky with a red face. Big boy. A big boy. Jurassic Park quality. Pterodactyl. Dude, it's gonna grab one of my kids. That movie looks fun. The new Jurassic Park.

My friends went and saw it. They're always fun. They're never, you know, that's, that's that fucking thing by my house. Big boy. Can you eat them? You cannot eat them. Hmm. That's a good. You don't want to eat birds that eat dead, dead stuff because you will get all kinds of weird shit. And that's why in the Bible, that's why with bears too, right? Yep. So in the Old Testament, there are very, very, very specific

birds that they talk about not eating. You don't eat, you do not eat birds of prey like osprey, vultures, because they feed on dead animals. And you'll get all kinds of weird parasites. The reason you have to usually brine and then cook bear, if anybody serves you bear that's rare, you're going to get trichinosis. Because they eat dead shit too.

Any animal, that's why also they say don't eat like cats and shit, like carnivores that eat other flesh. And pigs, you know why they don't say like cats and shit like carnivores that eat other flesh and pigs you know why they don't say the pigs pigs in the Old Testament they'll eat everything so but God I meant I meant to get a picture of that big boy god he's impressive yeah you can get salmonella and not parasites bacteria yeah I'm vultures you know thinking about he's killing them but pigs are good though right look at that vulture meat can be riddled with bacteria and could cause Yeah, I'm vultures. Yeah, I don't think anybody's killing them. But pigs are good though, right?

Look at that. Vulture meat can be riddled with bacteria and could cause food poisoning. Yes, it's like eating fatal to humans. Do you eat a lot of pig, Chen? Yeah, so when my friends, I've never hunted before, but when my friends go hunting, they give me some of their pig. Boar? I don't know.

There's javelina and pigs and also deer. Guys, people keep inviting me to kill boar out here, man. It's like, I want to do it so bad. We can set it up. Yeah. Well, my neighbors are ranch. I'm reading about this. You want to kill the bores? Uh, yeah, we got to shoot some bore.

I'll be down. Yeah. They, we need to, they're pests. So you got to say, what you do is you get a farmer who says I'm getting slaughtered by these hogs. They're eating all my corn and stuff. And so what they'll do is we get we get in the old, we get in the old bird chopper, we get ourselves a couple ARs, get some M4s, whatever it is. Let's

suppress those bad boys. And then we get out. Yeah. And then we'll just get out on them skis, dude, and just get that one guy was like, man, I like to go out there with my dog. I do with my knife man, slit their throat. You have darkness, sir. Yeah. The dogs hold the thing. You come in. Yeah.

I don't want to do that. Good way to get all punched up. I don't want to do that. No, no, no. No, that's the good. That's kind of be okay. Doing it from the sky. Sure.

Yeah. You got to shoot. I'm like Obama with the droning. It's all good, baby. Well, as you're, as you're coming, apparently I've never done it, but as you're coming through, you got to shoot at their asses because you're moving with the helicopter, so you sweep them, then you'll hit them in the head. I'm sure we'll figure it out. It'll be fun for us to do. Who set it up with? I can set that up. Shane and Tim, no problem. Let's set it up, man. Yeah. I got all the guns and all the helicopters. I'm scared of helicopters, but whatever.

Yeah, but you'll see. Yeah. I had a real lesson on helicopter safety. Like I looked at the actual stats. I know, we keep going over the things. And if you fly a helicopter without doing all the, like so power lines and rescue and all that, all dangerous, because you're hovering.

If you're just flying. If you're just flying, it is crazy safe, if you look at the stats. In fact, people live in those things. If you're just flying, it is crazy safe. If you look at the stats. In fact, people live in those things. If it's just for transportation, it's as safe as anything safer than a car statistically. Is it true that the propellers, if you're going to like lose power, it goes backwards? Yeah, you float. You float down and you know, a lot of times when you and also the other thing when you land in a helicopter, you're going slow. So you kind of roll over.

It's like a slow roll and that the propeller stopped you from doing that. Pretty wild. Be fucking terrifying. Yeah. Yeah. It would be, there are some things that are very scary that way. Like, you know, the, the, the, the, the back rotor is it's at eye level. That's what people, it's like never walk, the back rotors, it's at eye level. That's what people,

it's like never walk in the back of a helicopter. Oh yeah. God, remember that one girl shit she made my buddy, but she walked into a helicopter. Yeah, that'll happen. Fucked her face and lost her arm. Yeah. She's like doing a selfie or some shit. Oh Jesus. I can't even talk about it. I don't know why I get all like, Oh, let's take a little break here, man. Dude. I want to talk about brunt. All I do in Texas where boots really and brunt they say in the train, you need weathered boots.

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We had some crazy rain, terrible tragedy here in Texas. Oh yeah. And an hour from us. Yeah. About an hour. Guadalupe. And that, that, that, that river rose 47 feet or 20 feet, 20, 27 feet. 27 feet and 40 minutes. Like, I don't even know. It was like 3 AM, 3 30 AM.

I've had one experience with a river where my friend, we were canoeing and we got caught in rapids and the canoe got bent around a rock. I never forgot that seeing aluminum on the Socko river. Yeah, just the water pushing the metal. And then we got, you got in there and like, my friend just got taken down the river. I was holding on to something, so was my buddy. Yeah, but those are white water rafts, you know? I was a kid. I remember my buddy said help and I grabbed him and I kind of put them on the thing. And the story became Brian saved his life.

Yeah. Brian saved Tommy's life. Now, Tom, Tom Tulin is now, I believe on death row. Yeah. So you probably should let him go. Uh, yeah, he murdered a woman and, and. Bad guy. Bad guy at the end of the day. Bad guy. So if you would have saved him, that lady would be alive.

First kid I ever punched in the face with all my might. He was that bad of a guy. I don't know, but it was the first kid I ever punched. He put gum in my hair and I punched him as hard as I could in the face. And then they held me back and I was so angry. I was like, oh my God, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. that bad of a guy. I don't know, but it was the first kid I ever saw. He put gum in my hair and I punched him as hard as I could in the face. And then they held me back and I was so angry and I said, I'm okay, I'm okay. And they let me go and I punched him again. And then the counselors, I remember the counselor being impressed with me and telling,

I overheard him telling an older counselor, kids fucking maniac, man. He like pretended he was okay. And we were holding him back. And he fucking blasted him. You know me and my anger I was like we're going I saw red but anyway I was vindicated because he is currently on death row. And then you saved him I know but you're not vindicated because the lady died because you saved him. That is true. The point of that story is I didn't save his life. You're an accomplice to murder.

I didn't save his life he was just panicking and I think I grabbed him and kind of. That'd be saving him. Yeah, held him there. He would be fine. You said you'd be an accomplice to murder. But well listen, I took the, it's like at the comedy story that one time

where that giant guy tackled that guy who had been passing counterfeit bills. And then I jumped on the guy to help him. And then he got off and he said, Brian did a Jiu Jitsu move, held the guy down. He was this giant black guy. I was like being on a raft. He was as big as you were and his wrists were so thick.

I couldn't put my hands. I was like, I can't hold this guy down. But he thought I was a cop. Yeah. That mystic thing's terrible, dude. What? 27 kids are missing. 27.

We don't want to kick this off on a fucking negative note, but 27, imagine being those parents this morning. I can't imagine being those parents on July 4th. I can't the fire chief. Also, they found his truck and his truck looked like it had been in a, in a bombing it because of all that debris and it was buried. It was, I think it was buried almost to its roof,

but they found that they haven't found the fire chief. He was out there trying to save lives and he got to be tough to find them. Cause they get stuck under all the debris, like logs and I didn't know that about that. Yeah. So in North Carolina, they still haven't found a lot of bodies because I'm sorry to say this. I hope nobody's listening to this who has family, but maybe we'll move on, but it's pretty bad. It's so negative, dude. It's so sad. Or are you going to say they get trapped? He's just saying it's you get,

we don't have to drown right you sink yeah water sucks you get caught in debris and then then it creates a swirl and you just get buried under four feet of mud they don't find you yeah it's why you don't you see the video of it like coming it's like all brown and there's trees and cars and shit it's like a

tsunami yeah our buddy was on in his larger helicopter helping rescue workers It's like all brown and there's trees and cars and shit. It's like a tsunami. Yeah. Our buddy was on in his larger helicopter, helping rescue workers. He did, he hovered basically at 50 feet for 16 hours over two days exhausted. But, um, he said, I said, do you see any bodies or anything? He goes, dude, it's like, we're looking for a

needle in a needle stack. You can't see anything in that rain stuff. A needle in a haystack. You're just, they were just picking up and dropping off, uh, rescue workers, dropping them off on sand bars, picking them up from sand bars. I mean, you know. Shout out to those people.

Shout out to those people. Texas. Terrible. Yeah. Yeah, it's Texas. I would, I would assume the camp attendees goes down. Not a lot of people going to the center kids, the camp anymore.

Well, I think what they do is they will, they will put the precautions in. I don't, yeah, I don't know what you do. I don't have answers. I just, those parents, it's a freak accident. It's, it's that black swan event, right? It's like, sometimes a black swan is born. It's just out of nowhere. And there's that the one thing about life is there's always these unexpected things that happen. Yeah, but they should have, I'd be so pissed if I was a parent, I'd be so pissed because Americans, we don't do shit. We don't take the necessary precautions till horrible tragedy happens. Well, when so September 11th happens, and then now we have TSA security up the fucking wazoo. Well, when, when something doesn't happen

over 50 years, does it mean it's not going to. I know. Well, that's what people have to remember, right? That's that, that was like, did you listen to Rogan with that computer scientist? No, I passed on that one. Oh boy.

Oh boy. I mean about the promise and dangers of AI. Nah. Dude, it's, it's wild. Is it? It is. It's almost, it's almost the whole deal. I was like, what in the world? We don't have any Magic Mind Max. So they said, I reached out to them again. They said that they've been sold out forever, but they're giving us this company's crushing. Yeah. Right now. But they're

going to give us the next shipment. Yeah. Sold out doesn't work for us, Magic Mind. It is crushing. We ain't your regular customers, bud. Let's send it out. So good. What does it do for you, by the way? Magic Mind, like, max keeps my energy at a, like, just perfect level all day, because it's a time-release caffeine,

and then it's got ashwagandha and all kinds of different adaptogen mushrooms. I love it. Love it. Mellow. The sleep shot's where it's got Ashwagandha and all kinds of different adaptogen mushrooms. I love it. Love it. Mellow. The sleep shots where it's at though. That shit's crazy. They need to send some sleep shots too. Cause I'll take those home.

Dude. I was about three in the morning watching this dude jump off a fucking 147 foot bridge. Wow. And made by asshole in bed. Wait, what? Yeah. He set the world record 147 feet. And he landed in the sea world feet and he landed in the water.

Sea world. And he landed in the water. Oh yeah. I see that please. 147. What are you talking about? Yeah. Do you know how high that is? I know. 147. He's on top of there and he's like fix up. You just see him take a breath and they go, let go. What's the highest you've ever a phone jump from? You're not a, you're not a hype guy. No. No, when I was in college at spring break, when, what was that, Table Rock? I'd say 60 footer. I was terrified. 60 feet is so high.

You don't realize how high it is. No, not one dead, man sets record jumping off SeaWorld chin. I'm not trying to get too negative. One dead after a pair jumps from bridge. That's all the fuck I'm working at first You skip his party. I know so man jumps. That's this record jumping off a bridge and SeaWorld. Yeah, man That's record jumping off SeaWorld off of SeaWorld. No bridge. It was like a fucking giant pole Just that put at SeaWorld, yeah

This dude. No, that's Travis. But what the keep going down? Oh, there it is. Oh, no. First hundred seventy two world record high dive. Dude, look at him. Dude, the show was on fucking ABC, baby. Now this is old. I I know I thought it was gonna be new too that's what I was like oh man look look at this that's what's dope look at him they are high up he is who gives a fuck what it was this is

insane it's insane he's an under 172 feet look at him dude now watch this he just goes fuck it he's thinking. Now watch this. He just goes fuck it. He's thinking about it. Watch this. Whoosh. My asshole gets tight when they show him up there. What a badass. Isn't that crazy? What a badass.

Isn't that crazy? Dude, look at this. He's looking, he's looking, he's looking. The feet first. And now... He's in his undies, dude. This is the 80s, baby. Dude. You're 7.6, fuck off.

How about getting him everything? You're insane if you don't think he fucking set the record. But did somebody else set a higher record? What's the highest, uh, dive record high dive if dude, if that was in the seventies, that one 72, I guarantee somebody's jumping like a hundred now. There's some crazy kid was like, say less. Yeah, I know. I know. You know, cannonball 500. It's so true. Right. Uh, 192. So not that crazy. Um, can you see how high is the golden gate bridge?

Well, no one's surviving that three people have, but that's a, yeah. And they're fucked up. These guys are jumping in. 220 feet. Okay. So I got to 190. It's almost going gate style. Yeah, it is. It almost is, isn't it?

But two 20 might just be a little too high. Oh yeah. Before you, right. You blow out your asshole. Yeah. You're going a little too fast. Wow. Yeah.

That stuff stresses me. Are you guys good swimmers? Uh, I am. I'm a good swimmer. Yeah. You might stresses me. Are you guys good swimmers? Uh, I am. You are? Yeah. You might be a better swimmer than me. Yeah. You saw me in the ocean. Yeah. You're like a real seal. I can swim, but you can. Yeah. I love to swim.

Yeah. Are you afraid of heights, shit? I am. I'm afraid of heights. I think most people are. I'm not comfortable in heights. Even like when I, when I drive, you know what I mean? I'm not comfortable I am. I'm afraid of heights. I think most people are not comfortable in heights. Even like when I, when I drive, you know where Lake

Arrowhead is like just driving in the mountains and you can see like the side of the buddy right here when you pass over that bridge. Yeah. That's so high up. Freaks me out. Yeah. Every time we go play it, I look at TIO one false move where it's game over, but what about, what about big like a tall buildings and stuff like that? Hate it all, hate it all. Yeah, why is that? Why do I figure that out? Your asshole doesn't tighten up in that helicopter?

No, not the helicopter. You're high up, dude. But it's never, the thrill never goes away though. Never goes away. Ignorance might be blessed there. Yeah, I mean, I'm like, You think you're safe. It makes me nervous.

You're in a glass bubble. Yeah, it makes me nervous. It mean, I, I'm, I'm like, it makes me, it makes me, you're in a glass bubble. Yeah. It makes me nervous. It should. If you know what, nothing, but it's also so cool. You can just land anywhere. Land in a parking lot. Yeah.

Plus it makes me feel like I'm better than everybody else. Cause you're in a helicopter. Yeah. I'll be like, I'll be at your house in, in, in a couple of minutes, Brendan flew over this thing, flew over right here, right on my way to your place. I was like, I'll be there. Yeah.

You text me and I was like, I'm not home. I thought you were stopping by finally. We'll, we'll come in and stop there. And where are you going to land though? I don't want those problems. No, you don't want your neighbors. No, man. No, we'll just, we'll just buzz you.

Your kids will love it. Oh, yeah, they'll freak out. If I say Brian's up there. I love it. Just point to you. We'll wave to you. Not a chance. Bosty goes on that thing. Yeah, where I mean, if you want to land somewhere, you have to have a field permit. Just like a field.

Yeah. No, you don't really need permits. You can land, especially if it's public. You can land wherever. What? Park, right? Can you land in a park? Field? Well, gotta be careful, but yes, there are places you can land in a lot of places. Well, definitely don't want to do that. If people are cool with it, you can land in a parking lot. Like on a street even?

Yeah, like we land. Do most Texans be cool with it? We land all kinds of places. If you have somebody's private property or that's their store or whatever, we just land right in the back. It's great. That's crazy. Find an Arby's, land there. Why not?

Right? I don't know if there is Arby's out there. Shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook, shook. Have you guys had a water burger? I've had P Terry's. I just passed by that yesterday. I was going to like try it.

P Terry's is like their version of the burger. Right? Yeah. Daddy ate it. Daddy had to get off the plane and go right I've had P Terry's. I just passed by that yesterday. I was going to like try. P Terry's like their version of the burger. Right. Daddy ate at, uh, daddy had to get off the plane and go right to Leroy and Lewis. Oh yeah. Barbecue. And you're going to get mad at me, but I had, well, the whole hog, the whole hog, they had this cornbread sausage, cowboy sausage, Baba. What's it called?

Baba. Cowboys. And then they had this tri tip that they dip in a gravy and they, they barbecue the gravy. They know it's like a reddish gravy. It was everybody like my buddy, Nick, my other buddy, Nick, my kid, they were all like, what the fuck is this? It was so good. It's so good. I need you to go to Austin. I think you're going to lose your mind. What's it called? The Roy and Lewis. It's a high end. It's a Michelin star though. It's like good. I need you to go to Austin. I think you're gonna lose your mind. What's it called? The Roy and Lewis It's a high-end submission star though. It's like Bougie shit, dude. No, it's not it's not bougie. No, you said some mission mine, dude

What's the price so good, huh? What's the price? It's not that cheap, but it's not that look at at that, hog fat cornbread. If it's a Michelin five star. Hog fat cornbread, bubba. Bubba, it'll knock your dick into the dirt. Please, you gotta trust me. I know food. You know I love my food. Yeah, but you eat new brisket and stuff. Have I ever steered you wrong in food?

They got a crazy brisket, and they got a crazy flat iron. How far is it from here? I don't know. It's about 40 minutes, but from you. Yeah. It's, you know what it is when you're, it's 12 minutes away from the airport. So whenever you go to the airport, you go there and go at an off time.

LeRoy and Lewis is 15 miles away. So, oh, it's not too bad. No, I need you to try it. I just need you to. If I had time to go there. Yeah, I'll go there. Yeah, I'll go there. Yeah. Whole hog.

That pulled pork. That brisket that that triton. I just love barbecue. It's just so heavy though. That's the only thing it's not. If you're a little bitch it is because they you're eating all the heavy shit chin. No, but you don't put too much barbecue sauce on it. You just eat the ribs and brisket dude.

And by the way, they make that corn the ribs and brisket, dude. They make that cornbread there and they have this strawberry butter. It's super unhealthy, dude. It's not though. It is though. Good. No, the calories. There's no way. I know probably, but does it matter? Does it matter? No, you can eat healthy. I'm telling you, man, that tri tip is bring up that tri tip just go there, but I need to leave on the list pictures ain't gonna do it justice But it like the way they dip it he's got this tri tip That's perfectly barbecued right like that they they smoke and all that and then he goes you want this and he dips it in there And I was like fuck you That over here. Yeah, it's just so good. I don't even know how to describe it

I think they they the meat they choose is really specific a long wait Is that over here? Yeah, it's just so good. I don't even know how to describe it. I think the meat they choose is really specific. Is there a long wait? There was a long wait. Yeah, no, I can't do it. But if you go at the off hours, you're okay. But if you go- They move, they move, they move.

If you go- It's the sausage- I can't be waiting an hour, man. That cowboy sausage blew our fucking minds. We were like, what the fuck is this with Cornbread? You guys went on what day? We went yesterday They're still talking about it. My friends are still big they go that fucking part that trying on a Sunday

Yeah, was it busy? No, cuz it was about it was at like four and It was crazy. You just can't do when that's an hour five minutes. Wait, no, man I'll just go somewhere else might not be be as good, but it does the job. Even, I mean, 20 minutes is my, my limit. 2025. I'll wait for a great barbecue, but an hour fuck off. What do you got, Jen? Oh, have you guys had the cause Austin's supposed to be known for their breakfast tacos. Have you guys tried that yet?

I don't eat breakfast. Yeah. Breakfast tacos are like at nighttime. I don't do that shit. Breakfast tacos are eggs in a corn tortilla. Nah, I've never had a good one. Bacon. Nah, if you do it right. Some salsa.

Nah, if you do it right. Nah, it's like saying tri-tips. That one of the best places for breakfast tacos is actually near the Four Seasons right on Congress and, uh, Cesar Chavez, right there. I can't remember what it's called, but it's fucking delicious. There's a ton of spots over here. In LA?

Maybe it's El Pastor, it might be called El Pastor. El Pastor. I think, but it's so good. I might be wrong about that. Let's take a little break, B, because dude, sometimes this episode is brought to you by VivaZent. Well, you want to wind down.

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We just alienate all our listeners. Good sushi spots. Yes. I mean, the sushi wasn't fresh. Brian went bad on it. It was like Cassie Means, that woman who is, I guess the health and human services like director whatever now she, she, she, she was near nose and

throat, uh, students at Stanford and dropped out her last year or something. She was not a practicing doctor. She got her degree, nose and throat student at Stanford and dropped out her last year or something. She's not a practicing doctor. She got her degree, but she's not a practicing doctor. And she was talking about how she eats, she has regenerative olive oil, not canola oil, regenerative olive oil from this farm. And you go to the website and for a quart of it,

or less, I think, it costs $48. It's like, hey, most Americans can't afford $48 for your fucking olive oil. It's why we use canola oil. Why did you go to her website, man? I didn't. I saw it on, on social media. I was like, what are you doing?

Like it's, it's, it's nutrition for rich white people, for other rich white people. Shut up. She looks weird. Huh? Have you had a good steak out here, Chid? Um, the only meat stuff that I had was the barbecue you gave us. How good was that?

It was freaking awesome. Yeah. I think it's, it might be Jim's smokehouse. I think it's Jim's. I said, it's Jim's. Jim's. I think it's Jim's. Jim's barbecue Austin.

Yeah, it's a, it's a food truck. You go to Joe's smokehouse. It's Jim's or Joe's. You're terrible. Jim's it's Jim's. It's Jim's. Yeah, it says Jim's smokehouse. It has to be it. Yeah.

Yeah, that's them. Yeah, that's it. Cause they have the Jamaican colors and then truck. That's great. Yeah. That's my favorite right now. Really? It's just heavy. That's the only problem. That's great. Yeah. That's my favorite right now.

Really? It's just heavy. That's the only problem. That's the only thing. And it's bothering me, too. But then I ate the like, well, I keep saying it's heavy. It's heavy. But then I ate the, maybe because you downed it with 19 bears.

It's fucking heavy. The onions and then the pickles kind of cut through the heaviness. So that was good. See the, you see the pickles here and the onions? Yeah, it looks actually really good. I could eat that every day. I feel like fantastic. We go there after this. Yeah, I'd go there. How far away? Five minutes. That's it? Is it a real five minutes? Yeah. Google that shit right now. Let me see if you do it. We should have got sausages. Six minutes. It's probably about 15. No, no. Do it. You go right over the bridge on the left. I'm gonna be excited if

that's the case. Watch how close it is. Here we go. Not showing people this. Seven minutes. Oh, there you go, Bubba. There you go. Thank you. Super close. Might have to make a habit of that. I've been three times. Yeah. Yeah. Hard not to.

Hard not to. That's my spot. Apparently there's a good wagyu beef or a burger joint right next to it. Saw you when I came in, you were, uh, your truck got a little stained from next to it. Saw you when I came in, you were, uh, your truck got a little stained from a sticker you put on there.

Dude, I get this. You can think of nothing else. So you had a guy in here who's an expert at wraps and, uh, uh, not, not given a, not given it away. I heard him quote what it's going to cost to just put on a white ribbon. He goes, I'll take care of you.

And I was like, that's nice, man. I've been a ton of, I've worked with a ton of rap. He did take $5 off. I said it, he goes, I'll take care of you. He goes, it'd be about 500. Oh wow. Damn.

500. I goes, well, 495. Yeah. But you can get a, you can get a coffee for the extra money you saved. Yeah. I put an American flag on my truck to drive the kiddos around the neighborhood.

They all load up in the back old school style. That thing's so fucking American red and white. And so I put the American flag on it. Even my head. I'm like, that thing's on the white. I'm like, cause a problem. I took it off this morning. Like, Oh motherfucker, stained the white. Classic, classic Hollywood would do this to you. Like anytime somebody selling you. I remember when you'd have a business manager in Hollywood, right? And they would say to you, they'd go, so we're gonna charge you 6%, all good, of your salary, and you'd be like, what?

And then you'd look at it and you'd be like, I'm paying, if you're making real money, you know, you could be paying. 6% is a lot. A lot of money, you know, 60 grand, 100 grand, whatever it is, just to have accountants, and you call them and you go, hey, this is expensive, and they would go like this, they'd go,

yeah, but guess what, you're actually saving 50 grand You're not spending it because we write it off to write off and you're like, but I'm still those are the guys we were Still out. Well, everybody does that everybody's like we're saving my money not my guys now. No, no, I got a great I got a great guy. I got a great guy and My guys were good back then. I thought they were great It's just it is what it is royally fucked me is what thought they were great. I just, you know, at the end of the day, it's just, it is what it is. They royally fucked me. It is what it is. I was telling Brendan, I just bought a mattress.

I don't know. How much have you paid for your mattresses? That's not much as mattresses. Uh, I don't know. I, I, we buy, uh, you don't spend too much cause we'll get, uh, my wife got some mattresses that weren't that expensive. Uh, Casper and those kinds of mattresses and what else? A thousand bucks for like a king.

Tops. You spent 3000. 3,300. Yeah. I've seen that. Asper and those kind of mattresses and what else we have some bucks for like a top king tops spent three thousand three thousand three Hundred yeah, I've seen that is it one of those ones that move and shit no, but apparently there's like a cooling thing that happens There you know they get to your back. They get you with all that horse shit Yeah, I don't know but if it's good for my back. We got a mattress my key. That's unbelievable. We got an Ikea mattress That's fucking Unbelievable. Yeah, I'm starting to regret it now sleeps and itkea that's unbelievable. We got an Ikea mattress that's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, I'm starting to regret it right now. Everybody sleeps and it goes, that's the best sleep I've had,

because it's one of those memory foam. I use those Casper ones with the memory foam. It's the best mattress I've ever had. It's a thousand bucks, Chin, and it's good for your back. You got hustle, dude. Tops, a thousand bucks. You got fucked. But I think that, yeah, mattresses,

you can spend up to $10,000. There's the Rip Van Winkle. I can't remember, and it's like, it was some crazy amount of money. It was like, you know, but you can spend up to $10,000. Do you spend most of your life asleep, Jen? Yeah. How much do you sleep?

I'll probably have it forever, huh? You sleep a lot? But I wake up all the time. I like how honest you are. You never bullshit me. Yeah. I appreciate that. You wake up, you don't sleep well.

You go to bed at what time? I try to go by 10 and you're up at so I'll wake up like every like two or three hours To pee to pee or just I'll just wake up. Yeah, you know I'm a man. I must Yeah, we're gonna need to if anything I should be able to breathe better Do you think you'll take your health seriously or are you gonna die? I'm gonna take my health serious start doing something. I want to go to waste a walk hook me up man. No, no, no No, that's a bad ways to well, we're talking about they can't help you practicing some self-restriction Just alcohol waste a well when they found exercise alcohol

No, quit if they take me in I'll quit ways to well, I'm telling you, for the jump thing, I'm like, get out. You can't. It's like my friend said, how do you have so much energy? I was like, well, for one, I don't smoke. Are you willing to quit smoking? He goes, no, no, no. I was like, well, then.

Yeah, I don't smoke, though. Can't help you. You don't smoke? No. Only weekends. Yeah. You wake up at what time, kid? Usually 7.

That's probably like. 10 to 7 is quality. I know. I I try to sleep at ten is what I'm saying Okay, look at you guys see you're doing nicotine well, that's good for you in moderation. Okay, I'm into it Well, they said wines good for you in moderation to it Yeah, I don't know. I just think all of it is it'd be better if you didn't do it though. Of course. Doing no alcohol would be great.

You'll get there. Yeah, man. What else you got? Jen. There's not a bunch of cool stuff happening. Is our energy low? Well, man, we're just hanging out. Just chilling, baby. Well, I we talked about this on shop show, but I want to hear

about what he was arrested for it. You were sending me this. Yeah, I said to you, and this is who he was. He would hang somebody up and he would use them as a punching bag. Yeah, if you like this, yeah, better methods to torture people. And I wonder if this is true, but it probably is. Probably is. Really? So they're saying Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is connected to the Sinaloa cartel, which is like a.

Yeah, they shouldn't just randomly pick his ass. Yeah, and this is a arrest video. This feels like it was a request by Mexico. That's what it feels like. Mm. No? No. Well, he's getting deported, so it could be. I think he's looking at time. I think he no cartel has

their hand in the Mexican government. He's gonna get out there and be fine. You think so? Yeah, we just don't want to pair with ties to the cartel. We can't have it. That's very surprising. Isn't it? Such a high profile guy doesn't even make any sense. Yeah, because he is such a high profile guy. That's why it doesn't make any sense. Like why would you feel like there's better way to torture?

I feel like there's more to the story than having them go 10 rounds on somebody. Yeah. There's more to the story. Like at a knockout artist, you know, it could be way worse guys. Well, I just don't know what. Yeah.

Oh no. Here comes a 10 round decision. Yeah. I don't believe they use him to, they might've done it once. Yeah. Like, you know, and then they were probably like, all right, it's not really really it's not working great guys i'm crying i don't buy it there's something up

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Uh, let me guess. Is she doing great? I mean, without makeup, she was just pictures. If they did it, if they just did it with that, you'd like, holy shit, that's terrifying. I don't want to be mean either, but she had cancer. This does look kind of wild. Is that a wig or is her forehead like that?

I know Kathy a little bit, you know, I knew her back in the day. She used to be so funny. Yeah. And she just kind of went a little crazy, like a lot of Hollywood people are just a lot of people. She got obsessed with like the anti-Trump shit and then her hair went, you know what? She got canceled.

She got cancer. Cause she did that decapitated. She did it again. She didn't work again. She just did it again. She did it again. Yeah. With multiple heads this time, her hair went, you She just, she just did it again. She did it again. Yeah.

With multiple heads this time, her hair went, you know what, let's just fall back. It doesn't help. It's that red either. Yeah. She might've lost a lot of it. And then, uh, it grew back weird. Cause she was, I think she did chemo and stuff. So, oh, that sucks, man. She's older. How old is Kathy? Kathy must be 65. She's been in the business for ever. I've worked with her. So you're right on almost exactly 64. I worked with her in, on mad TV when she got kicked off, she didn't get to do this because, uh, why, why she kicked because she bad mouthed the

show and it was, she was just being silly. She's a wild card. And she was just being silly. And, uh, but our, our castmates worked with her with the groundlings and they were good friends with her and they were like, how would you do that? Kathy, how can you say that? And then they were good friends with her and they were like, how would you do that, Kathy? How could you say that?

And then she got asked to go home and I thought it was over to kill. I didn't think she deserved it. Then I did Suddenly Susan with her. But Kathy was always funny and always pretty cool. She's just a comic. She's just a mess, like all of us in one way or another. Just misfit energy that she probably hasn't gotten over. I'm sorry to say this too, but I don't think she has any love in her life. I don't think she has any kids. I think she, I think you go a little crazy, right? I mean, you can't trust redhead.

That's well documented. Well, that's well, that's well documented. It's well documented. They shouldn't be allowed to vote. Yes, me. Yeah. She's, she's Irish, right? I imagine.

Nah, she's American. No, I mean, but she's of Irish ancestry. Let's see. Irish, Irish American. Yeah. Yeah. She used to be kind of pretty. Right?

If you're in a redhead. We were all pretty at one point. Nah, that's not true. That hurt. I will say it's true that you see some you see some people and you're like, you see some kids and you're like, it's gonna be a challenge. Oh, yeah. Is that cute?

That's what I'm saying. I turn Jack Black. Yeah, she looks pretty good. Body too much for you. Yeah, it just I start getting heartburn. I'm like, I don't like the way it tastes. There she is. She's a neurotic.

Not so 60 fucking funny. She's funny. She's sheotic. Not so 60 fucking funny. She's funny. She she's she was funny. Good performer. Great improv. Back in the day. I'm just going to play this clip. This is it. Yeah.

I've been hearing a lot of talk lately. I have a major announcement. I will come out of retirement to fight Merab Dwalishuli. I've been hearing a lot of talk lately. People are saying Merab is the next me and that he's unbeatable. I respect Merab. He's a very strong fighter, very tough, but I don't agree with this talk. There is only one Khabib, only one. And I think maybe people forget who I am. So I mean, I was going to just show Brian. I'm going to get set. What do you think of Khabib saying that? I mean, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, dude, this is Kevin Bay sent me that he's like, dude, how about, uh, Khabib? I went, and I go, but is that amazing though? That's it's getting so good.

It's getting better, but you can still tell. Well, I just wouldn't say that. Well, he's also much bigger than Marab. Well, none of that shit. Yeah. He said that to my buddy. Please tell me, you know, this AI goes, fuck, I just pulled that to me. I go, buddy, please tell me, you know, this AI goes, fuck, I just pulled a Brian Callahan.

I go, yep. Don't ever send me AI again. I love Kevin Bay. Yeah. He's the best. I love that guy. I miss Kevin. Kevin's just great.

Um, yeah, that's, that's, uh, that's not what Kabib, Kabib would never speak that way. Yeah. He wouldn't talk like that for sure. And Merab wants none of Kabib. I mean, that's a different weight class, different ecosystem. I was talking to, uh was talking to Jorge Masvel, who I just love, and you know, he's such a bad ass.

And we were talking about you. And we were talking about you and your beef with some smaller fighters, you know. And, you know, and our boy, Jorge is not afraid of anybody and everything else. But the way he talked about you, he was like, he goes, yeah, yeah, you know, that's a different ecosystem. He said, he was like, he goes, yeah, yeah, you, you don't, that's a

different ecosystem. He said, and he goes, you know, like I'm, I'll fight anybody, but that, that's a different ecosystem when you got a 260 pound motherfucker who can, who's a black belt and jujitsu. Yeah. But it's just a different ecosystem. It's a whole different problem.

Yeah, Jorge's the best. He's the best. But D.E.B., I love that when you, when you talk to a guy who's really put himself out there and is a true fighter, fought all comers, those motherfuckers know, everybody knows there's a weight classes for a reason. Yeah, I saw some clip on me and Mike Tyson just having a disagreement. And I think it's somehow it's like, does Brendan Joplin think you can beat up Mike Tyson? Well, I'll answer it. I'm going to answer it. It's like, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, man. I'm trying to be cool. But if you know anything about fighting, Mike Tyson, he knows now if you put on gloves in his prime, obviously you're going to sleep. No, I'm talking right now. If he walked in here, if it's fighting, it wouldn't last over a minute.

You just, you'd grab his legs and then. It's so stupid. It's no disrespect to the great. No, but I think as people grew up on them and like, oh, he was a scarce man. The one yes, when he was 19, that guy was a monster, still not top five, but he was a monster. But when it comes to actual like fighting, fighting, we just have a different set of skills.

Correct. It's no disrespect and stupid. No. And that's fine. No, I bow down to that guy. Of course. But I mean, don't get it twisted. I remember you and you were with Matt Matrion and you were getting a little bit dissed by a very good jujitsu artist and you were like being cool.

And finally you said, Hey, Hey. Was it in person? Yeah. And you were like, Hey, Hey, finally you said, Hey, Hey, bro. Was it in person? Yeah. You said, Hey bro, just I'm not a jujitsu guy. We're fighters. It's a little bit different. You're being a little disrespectful.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, Hey, it's all good. You're just being a little disrespectful right now. Cause I'm not going to, I'm not. You're not punking me. I remember when me and DC were hosting that Super Bowl show with Mike Tyson and that, um, random Marshall, who was the guy that was You're just being a little disrespectful right now. Cause I'm not going to, I'm not. Well, I remember when me and DC were hosting that

Super Bowl show with Mike Tyson and that, um, random Marshall, who's a great receiver for the Broncos. It was like, kept fucking with Tyson and DC was like, buddy, you're, you're poking the wrong bear and you can't fight. No, I don't think you can fight. He's like me and Brendan would be fine, but you're going to get fucked up dude.

100% Mike Tyson is, and he kept like poking the bear, like making fun of him and his shoes. Really? And you could tell Mike Tyson was like, fuck this dude. We want to break. He's like, what, who the fuck is that? Brandon Marshall. The big guy, handsome guy. Yeah. Great. Great. Yeah. Stud. Good podcaster too. Yes. But DC told him like, Hey bud, you don't have mine and Brendan's skillset, man. You're going to get fucked up. Keep poking that. You don't speak this language. No, but yeah, that guy, I like him. He's awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Brandon Marshall is awesome. It was a great receiver. And a crazy athlete, but, but please understand. Freak. Yeah. He's a stud.

How tight? He's like two 35 too, right? Big. Yeah. But none of that matters. You can't fight. Six, five, two 30. No. You can't fight. Six-five. 230.

Yeah, freak. Handsome is all get out. Yeah, but no, don't get it twisted. It ain't happening. No, DC was like, man, you better quit messing with him. Like, we ain't going to help you, dude. No. So now, like, it's funny how I look at six-five, 230,

and I look at him and I look at his symmetry and I go, I'll never be happy. I'll never be happy. There was a Samoan rugby player who people say, they go, you know, he's a complete badass. And this guy goes, which one of your brothers, can you beat up all your brothers? And he went, he goes, I've tried. He goes, who's the toughest among you? Cause he's just giant.

He goes, Henry. And they go, Henry. And they show Henry and little brother. It's like, yeah, it's, it's the, it's the old joke with Simone's like, you think I'm big. You should see my brother. And then there was the, you should see my mom. It was the brother who was bigger than everybody.

And including all the Simoans. He was like. Tougher. Yeah, and he lifted weights and he had no fat on him and he plays rugby. Yeah. And they were showing highlights of what that guy does to people and it was like,

oh no. Well, did you love this? There was all these kids at the tryout, this huge tryout. Coach goes, parents come over, I want to set expectations. There's so many people there, so it's like 100 parents. He goes, gather around, everyone get in tight, get in tight. He's so many people there, so it's like 100 parents. He was gathering around, everyone getting tight, getting tight.

He's going through this whole spiel. And so with this he goes, now I can only do so much. If a kid wants to play good ball, you're in the right place, if he makes a team, this is where you want to be. He goes, but I'm being honest, some of y'all dads are 5'5",

and then some of y'all are 6'5", and I can work with 6'5", and 6'5 five usually goes places. The five five, it's gonna be tough, there's nothing I can do about that. Am I clear? I was like, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're going to do hip hop dancing. It's all good. And hip hop dancing is great. I told my son, I said, you're 13. If you want to get girls and you want to be the men,

learn how to dance really fucking well and get your black belt and your jits. Jesus Christ. I wish I had done that. I don't. I'm going to start taking hip hop. I want to be 60 and just pop. How embarrassing that would be.

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They big. And they fast. They big, they fast. And if we play them the way we practice, we ain't winning this bitch. And the whole room would be like, they'd all be like, ah, fuck. But let's go and give it a good old try.

And they'd be in the fire. He was great though. He was great. He was the kind of guy, they'd be sitting there and he'd go, now listen all, my wife's in the stands right now, so on a count of three, I want you all to turn and say hi, Miss Johnson, whatever, so go one, two, three. Then I go hi, Miss Johnson.

She go hi, and he goes, now you boys got me lucky tonight. I appreciate that. They loved the shit out of him so much. But he just didn't, he would just not. Sounds like he needs to be the mascot. Yeah, he was too much of a realist and he was great. But he, I think he played D1 ball and he was like here at Williams,

there's a bunch of white kids. They fast. These kids are all the academics. They big, they fast. We ain't beating them, but We play them the way we practice. All right now, go out there and try. They're all like. Just go out and get fucked up.

But they fucking love them. They love them. My nephew loves the guy. I love that one meme in high school, they come out to the, I go hard for my city and then lose 50 to three. Nothing like being a high school football player coming out to I go hard for my city.

I love that shit. Losing 50 to three. I love that shit Sure where God doesn't care about you. You're not gonna you know, you're not gonna do this sports is like what? Doesn't give a shit. No, you need this. Nah, I got myself psyched to do 200 pounds. I was benching I was like, let's go work from here. I was like, oh no. No, here you go. No my shoulders 200 200, but Working on working the straight bar right now. Working the straight bar. It's going to be exciting. What else you got, Jen? This one's for Brian.

They big. They big. I ain't going to lie. They big. It's going to be tough. They fast. So this is a Tesla on auto drive mode. And then the guy had to actually intervene because

it was someone. Well Lex Friedman says keep your hands on the wheel. Don't like start you know. Well don't you have to or no? Does it detect if your hands aren't on there? And it tracks your eyes. Tracks your eyes. After a certain amount of time though right?

You can do it for a while. That's pretty quick. Well that person was merging over. Oh that's not Tesla's fucking fault, that's the dumbass drivers. You know I hate Tesla but that's, I mean what. Good thinking brother. You don't want the car to overreact and go into the fucking wall. That is the problem with that self driving, it goes a little fast and it doesn't care.

Well yeah that driver demon looking comes right over in your lane, what are you going to do? I like the galas. He's like the gals. Oh, relax. Yeah, I mean, Tesla's supposed to it's supposed to it's supposed to move for you. But that I mean, what are you going to do? It can't predict the fucking problem. That car was going like this.

Yeah, it probably would have swerved before he did, actually. You should doubt it. It didn't. Yeah. You know, it's J. Schaub's b-day today. It is. Yeah. Birthday. I love J. Schaub. I miss your brother. He B day today. It is. Yeah birthday. I love J shop. I miss your brother He's the best. I'll come out here. I love come on July He is I always feel like the world is a good place with your brother just mellow. It's just nothing

It could be the zombie apocalypse. It'd be like hey, he's just smiling. He always smiles no matter what yeah until he's not smiling He always smiles no matter what yeah until he's not smiling Mean him need to trade dogs cuz I want a dog who's independent and big and he wants a dog that Super like in your grill all the time my dogs are constantly in my fucking girl. I can't shake this fucking go and doodle It loves you and his is like independent and big I want a big dog And he's like, I love this dog. I'm like, let's trade bro Well, Catherine has that fucking, uh, those Anatolian shepherds and those dogs are not, they don't come into your house.

They stay outside and they are there to protect all your flocks and they're an outdoor dog and they're, they're independent. And we let Donnie out on the front lawn. And if he sees people walking by, I just sprint towards them, which you can't have. He's harmless though. He'll bark and does nothing.

Rob while there's German shepherds. If you get the right one, nothing better, but you can't have. He's harmless though. He'll bark and does nothing. Rob Wilder's German Shepherds, if you get the right one, nothing better. But they're serious dogs. That one's cool, but they shed. We don't get out shedding where I'm at. Yeah, that's the problem. But if you get a regular golden doodle, some of them, like I saw one at the groomer's

the other day, 95 pounds. They're fucking big. Oh, big boys. Yeah, they're big. Those groomers, they gotta squeeze their asshole. They have to empty their anal glands. They have to drain the glands. You ever smell those glands? It's a disaster. Those groomers, they gotta squeeze their asshole. They have to, they have to empty their anal glands. You ever smell those glands?

It's a disaster. It's poo, baby. Yeah. My son, uh, he's three, he poos, you know, on his own. He missed, he missed, he, he missed the toilet. He, it was great.

Like, there you go. He's like, I pooed on the floor. Imagine being that groomer, man. Multiple dogs just squeezing their anuses. Well, sometimes you've got a dog that wants to bite the fuck out of you too. And you gotta be like, all right, take it easy.

Vets. I had an old vet and I had a bad ass pit bull and he had to check my dogs had a thorn in his paw and he goes, just hold him, just hold his face and I was like, dude, if this dog bites you, you're done. You're fucked. Just hold him.

No, they don't give a fuck. They usually put the mask on those dogs that bite. So they'll have to worry about it. You got to do that. You don't realize what a dog will do. Bite the fuck out of you. Yeah. I always feel weird dropping the dog off the groomer.

Like enjoy squeezing that asshole. I'll pick him up in an hour from now. They keep getting to see, he looks like a fucking poodle. Drives me nuts. Yep. So this is, this just irritated me. This guy would not leave his boat when it was on. There's no, he's going to take out this fire

Titanic style. I think he's a good, he's a good captain. Yeah. Cause it'll blow up. I mean, it's already done. So this guy's trying to save them. But, yeah your first warning should be as crocs on They don't want to that boats like done done. Yeah, it's already it's already gone like why don't they spray water on it? The guys rescue him a little too excited

Brother let that fucking ship go look at that. So he has an extinguisher, but still it's gone ship go look at that so he has an extinguisher but still it's gone that's propane does it blow up no can blow up it can blow up and then of course he gave shit get all the whole thing will get engulfed in flames and you're fucked but eventually he did jump off the boat realize look cuz look at this. It's Well, he's trying to fucking save his boat. I'd be all he has though, you know, so he's like fuck that I hear you but you can tell when it's gone. It's it's gone That's a bummer Alrighty I

Think that's pretty much. Oh wait, this is okay. This is just a nice shot of Jennifer Lopez in Spain. Well she's basically my age and she couldn't look better a little younger, but she's she is well preserved woman. That is impressive as shit. She's just got genetics for days. Yeah. And what impressive as shit. She's just got genetics for days. Yeah. What a fucking beautiful narcissist. Yeah. Apparently a nightmare to date, huh?

You think? I'd put up with it though for that. For a little bit. And then you'd be like, all right. Yeah, but I can't believe that guy, dad of cancer, that guy right there. Fantastic four actor, Julian McMahon. Remember him from Nip Tuck? Yeah.

Nip Tuck. His dad was the prime minister of Australia. Damn really? Yeah. He, he, I remember looking at, he's a six, four, really handsome, great actor and he died of cancer, man. He had cancer. I don't know what kind of cancer. See if you can see, but you can see how sick. Oh, that's him?

Holy shit. Great actor, handsome as fuck. And then he just. Nip Tuck was great. Yeah. Just got cancer. I bet it was great. Yeah. Just got cancer.

I bet it was colon or something. Did you ever work with him? I never did. My friends who did. He's such a good actor. Just one of those guys who's just highly intelligent. Go up, chin. Knew how to do it.

Yeah. Just say- It was a private battle. I'm not publicly disclosed yeah yeah they don't you know people don't want to talk about that but it's just it's a bummer man yeah it is oh my god yeah you guys have experienced people that have died from cancer recently yeah it's fucking recently it is horrible oh you remember that blah, blah, blah? He died. You may as well say it. It's my friend Fabri, too. Yeah, it's terrible.

Owner of the event. The restaurant we used to always chill at. Fucking one of my favorite friends, one of my favorite people, one of my best friends in the world. Knew him for 20 years. Had, I don't know, a thousand dinners with him. Yeah. And then just I find out on my way to Vegas. Nicest guy ever. Out of nowhere. I texted him a week before. I was like, I'm worried about it. I haven't heard from you. And he didn't my way to Vegas. Nicest guy ever. Out of nowhere. I texted him a week before.

I was like, I'm worried about you. I haven't heard from you. And he didn't want anybody to know. I watched his kids grow up. My kids played with his kids. That's terrible. Fucking, you know. You, me and Frank would have dinner over there.

Yeah, Frank, Grillo took it hard, man. He'd get out the fucking truffle, black truffle for us all the time. The best of the best. Fabizio was the best. I fucking miss him so much. It's terrible. I saw Grillo, he cameuffle for us all the time. The best. Fabizio was the best. I fucking miss him so much. Yeah, it's terrible. I saw Grillo. He came to my show at Brea.

Oh, did he? Yeah, he's awesome. Still looking great. Still shredded. Shredded. Nobody more disciplined. Still printing money? Fuck yeah. He's the best.

The best. Hilarious. Awesome. I love Grillo. They're great. Is that it, Chin? That's it. I guess that's it. Yeah. We did it again, huh, bud? We did again, dude. We kind of ended on a sad note, but we did it. That's it. Yeah. We did it again, huh? But again, dude, we kind of ended on a sad note, but we did it.

It's okay. That's all right. We did our thing, man. We did. We fucking did it, pal. We, it was a lie. It was, I apologize for it being a little bit of a, uh, was it a downer podcast? No, we talked about cancer and the kids dying in the river.

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