The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1112

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Brendan's trip to San Antonio, staying at a haunted hotel with his boys and buying a Corvette from with his UFC Antitrust lawsuit money, Bryan's trip to the river w/his fam and performing at the Comedy Mothership, Chin's Dr's visit and drinking update, current events around the world including more Sydney Sweeney news, short queens, Piers Morgan's response to Jake Paul and much more!BRĒZ - Ready to experience the future of drinking? Head to http://try.drinkbrez.com/TFATK/ and use code TFATK for a $5 credit and free shipping on your first order.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/Drive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. All right, buddy, here we are. I haven't seen you all weekend. And by the way, you were mighty, fucking quiet. I was gone, dude.

You were gone, mighty quiet. I mean, usually it's at least a hello, Brian. I know, I know. And by the way, I've been salty, and I've been a little pissed at you all weekend because I was like, I was like, I was literally like this. Somebody goes, and my wife was like, what's going on with Brennan? I go, who knows? I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what he's doing.

Like, that's how I was talking about you. Well, you never asked me what I'm doing. Remember? We've been always. Well, you know, I do ask you. And then you don't volunteer it. And then so I was in San Antonio. Good town.

Yep, good town. Stayed at Hotel Emma, brought the boys there. Love that. Boys found out it was haunted. So we had a whole haunt fest there. Great. Hotel Emma went over the top for the boys. They made them baseballs and custom shit.

It was so cool. Really? We didn't all the restaurants. What a great hotel. And then in the middle, you know how they have that big field. Yes. We were out there playing football at like 10.30 at night.

It was so nice. It was just out there. It's my favorite hotel. Everybody's out there. That is a great area. Now, we went down, the only, you know, I love San Antonio, but I have no reason to go there over Austin. I went down there because Daddy was going to spend a little bit of his UFC antitrust lawsuit

money on the ZR1. You're going to get another car, not put it into a stocks or anything, get that, get that out in the car. This is a fraction of this thing is. Yeah. Yeah. Now, this is you nothing for you because you're a cuck, but for most gentlemen out there, they should get your dick hard.

Is that right? Tell me if this does anything for you. Let me see it. Let me try. Hold on, let me see. My kids are used to loud cars. Sure. This thing is another level.

Yeah, you got some pretty loud cars that are really obnoxious. This takes the cake. Yeah. Watch Tiger's face. Now, my kids are used to a straight pipe loud cars. Watch this. And this is a what? This is a ZR1, 2009, C6, ZR1.

It's as American as it gets. Okay. Watch Tiger's face. Is your dick hard? No. Game in a little bit. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me try to get excited.

Hold on. No, it's like we see Titch and like it does nothing for me. No. You know, chin's not into chicks? No, no, hold on. This is like, man. They's got a chassis on it. Oh, no.

What is that thing? It's a Corvette? It's a Corvette. It's not, but it's a ZR1. It's got some racing seats in it. No backseat? No backseat. No backseat?

No backseat. Just a two-seater, huh? Two-seater. It's a sports car. And that's the, uh, what is it? It's an eight cylinder? It's a, it's a V-8. It's a L-S-9 super trucks.

It has over a thousand horsepower. A thousand horsepower. To the wheels, Daddy. So that means that the crank probably 11-12-100? That's a muscle car. yeah six speed too and how fast it goes zero to 60 you can go 205 miles an hour 205 miles an hour if you want to 2005 miles an hour no I would never go that fast still I'm looking I'm still not hard man nothing not even a little flick well I just but I

but I am impressed that it goes that fast all right well I'll take that now go with other pictures chin that's just me with the tire keep going now that's hotel Emma haunted but your best hotel yep look at Boston chilling in the lobby. Love that lobby. Now, the boys found out from the people that lady in the back who worked at the front, they asked her as the

hotel haunted and then she shared stories and I was like, oh, I'm fucked. The boys aren't going to sleep tonight because they're not going to sleep a haunted hotel. Now, they're definitely my kids because they were so crunk it was haunted. Really? Yeah, we did. We ordered pizza and played haunted chess. Do we ordered pizzas and

watch scary movies all night? And I was scared. and they hooked you guys up yeah that's the baseball there yeah great it was great the whole place oh and then but then on the way back all my neighbors at this place called fee fifu or femu it's a place in between austin and san antonio and it is so god damn american so it's a river it's the guadalupe river yep you know the one that flooded guadalupe yep so it's a river and it has places for people to stay and then it's just just a party on the river there's freaking rafts all and there's there's a of a whole fucking amusement park for the kids it's insane dude and he this is him jumping that water that's him jump in the water

and i go but look i tell t because through the right was a little shallow i go dude aim more to the right yeah please aim more of the left yeah yeah he fucking goes all the way over yep yep i'm like what are you doing yep that makes me nervous that always makes me nervous that was always coming close to that was one and done that was crazy shit That was one. Oh, but there was this guy on the river way too much. That looks, I want to do that right now. I want to jump in that waterhole right now.

Yeah, you're 60. I feel hot right now. Oh, I know, me too. Yeah. But that river was so nice. You and I need to get into a water hole together, huh? You know what I mean? You and I just didn't want a water hole up.

Hey, buddy, it's, this is Texas living. We give each other the thumbs up. Dude, you're like this though. There's a dude who has way too much experience on the river. He must have set up, I don't know, 7 o'clock in the morning because I was there at 10 a. and people just going down the river he set up a tent and then a giant speaker across blasting country music

but then he had a string all the way up on the tree and then had a fake snake so when people would go floating by and their things he would drop the snake in their lap very good so we see this whole group of girls and he drops the snake

and this girl's like they all flip over everybody's laughing she comes run out dude giant knockers douche douche and tigers like that's cool. I'm like, that's very cool. And then after that, the snake phobia and tits. It didn't work on anybody else. It didn't? I don't know.

The rest were like guys and they'd be like, get the fuck out of here. I'm like, all right, dude. All right. But it's called like Fimu or Fifu. Look it up, Chin, Fifu Park. Check up Fifu Water Park, some shit. It's a weird name. Schlitterbond? What?

Schlitterbond. That's a waterfo. Fimfo. That's what it is. Camp Fimfo. In New Bronsville. really weird name. Oh, so fun. Interactive water park, water slides. But is it on the river?

Yeah, it's on the river and the water parks just to the right of it. So you can have fun, see, and that you stay in those campers. How far away is that? 50 minutes, 55. Got to take the kids. Oh, buddy. That's great. So much fun.

We got in the river this weekend. So much. I called the river, but it's actually Lake Austin, but it's a river to me. That's Colorado River. Yeah, but Texas, you can have it. You can call it Lake Austin. We got in there. and we got in there and did some swimming and I got bit by the little fish I know it doesn't hurt though

right I got bit too get nibbled up though I know I'm like hey hey what are you doing I know what are those they got water moccasins and loggerhead turtles we want to watch out for that want to watch out for that yeah but but but the little fishy fish that are like hey I'm going to take a little nibble off here okay it's about hour and 20 okay still not bad 50 miles it's fine 54 miles be all over it the kids just jump in the water like that good time. There's just so much shit to do. Yeah. Now my one one and a half year old, he, he, uh, he'll get in the water and then sink right to the bottom. So you got to watch out because he doesn't know how to swim yet. That's okay. But he'll jump right in and be like, oh, a little ball buster. Yeah. What did you, this is the first week, you know, you weren't on the road or not. I just was gone, dude.

I did the mother. I did the mother ship every night, but I did other than that, I did. Now is the mother is the mother ship, but they have their headliners Friday Saturday, right? So you do the little room, right? you do. Oh, okay. But it's great. So they're in the main room. I'm working out a bunch of shit. That's fine. Crowds are always great. But other than that, I didn't do a thing. Sometimes that's nice. Like, yeah, but you know, like yesterday, I was like, some days you just, when I say I had no motivation, I mean even getting up, like that's not like me. Is that depression, Bubba? I did think it's just, you get a little depressed. I wasn't feeling that good. I was a little under the web, maybe a little bit. And I was sitting there and I was like, you know?

And then I was like, I should write some stand-up. And when I tell you that I was about as funny as fucking, see, now I can't even think of somebody. You're about as funny as AIDS. Yeah. I mean, I just couldn't come up with one funny idea. I finally did yesterday. It's probably not the time to do it when you're feeling like that. That's right.

Don't force it. No. I just sat around. I sat around. Played with my kids a lot, though. You're in your jammies? Yeah. Barely, yeah.

Yeah, that's not like you. Usually. It's not like me at all. I'm always doing something. Tried to work out. I was like, I can't do this either. Wow. Yeah.

I haven't working out. Uh-uh. I just, uh, I loafed. You had the Sunday blues. I had the Sunday blues. I loafed. That's a problem. Yeah, that's not like you.

Yeah. The heat doesn't help. You know, I don't know. Yeah. Heat's still not bothering me, man. I love it. I'm just saying it just didn't make me want to get up and go. But it was also just...

Usually the heat makes me want to go. If it's cold outside, I don't want to do shit. Winston Churchill used to call it a touch of the black dog. I had a touch of the black dog. Maybe it is a little depression, buddy. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Maybe just that's sort of like, I don't want to do anything.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. Well, hopefully you're better today. I am. I am. What did you do? Chin went to the doctor because me and Chin were here. Oh.

Well, I was here over on Friday. because we had to have the bent pack lifts installed but chin was here with you had to go the doctor yeah i mean i didn't have to go but i just wanted to get checked up because i've been you're gonna talk smack i know i've been bloated right so you might have you might you might you might be collecting fluid from your liver from your bile in your stomach is that what they thought well we did a they did a few tests and one was h pylori that's that's kind of yeah it's probably Lori is what is a bacteria that causes ulcers. I'm a doctor.

Yeah, but the test came out fine. So that's one thing. But then she was like pushing out my stomach. She's like, it's not the spleen. It's not this, not that. Did she ever say maybe start working out? Maybe you're just fat. Did she ever say that?

You know what? You know what, Brendan? I'm liking your diagnosis. I'm straight to the point. You're not a doctor, but I do like that you're straight to the point. Okay, so we've checked for the alcohol of the liver. um do you ever think you eat too fucking much i would start with this maybe don't start drinking at eight in the morning then what time well i would say sundown your body detox a little

right no no well that obviously obviously yeah but when you're but not obviously because you keep doing it right when you're when you're when you're slow gin drunk for 12 hours you might want to remember i told you it's been i've been tapering a lot right so chin we just had a call mid day last week and you were drinking ever clear no but instead of like a whiskey like we would do you and i it was fun times those two years what i'm saying like instead of doing that remember i told you like i switched to beer and wine and then now i'm mixing wine with like fruit drinks so it like dilutes it more and i'm slowly but surely getting lower and lower so let me what did he say about your tummy yeah did she say anything about your tummy uh so we're going to have an appointment uh zoom call to go over the

results, but they did send me the lab work and said that it's not H. Pylori, so we're going to move on from there, see what else it might be. But did they run test for gastritis, probably? Did they run test for anything else or just that one thing? Just that one thing. They wanted to get that out of the way first. They check your liver enzymes? No, but I do that all the time with blood tests. Yeah. Yeah, and they're fine. Literally, if I stop drinking for two days, my liver's back to know. It's crazy how the liver works. Yeah, your liver regenerates. Yeah. Well, you're pickling it right now, and that's fine you're uh i just told you i'm tapering i would say you i would say that you always have some alcohol in your system and i wouldn't disagree with that yeah yeah you have some right now too sure

i'm sure there's some remnants sure how many drinks have you had so far i love your honesty 17 17 drinks so far no no i'm kidding oh i think you serious be let's take a little break man because you know it would help dude with all your sadness lately uh i don't know maybe maybe a drink if i had a tonic. Yeah. Maybe something like, I don't know, I'm looking for something. A little T-H-C. A feel-good tonic.

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efficacy. Products are intended for 21 and over. Breeze. So you don't drink coffee or anything like that? I stopped coffee. No, I was off from coffee. I never took that. Yeah. I stopped coffee a while ago. Right. And that's supposed to be good for you too, right? Yes. And do you eat breakfast or you just... No, no, no. Good to get to stop. There's no breakfast eating. There's no benefit to stopping coffee.

I don't eat until like two or three. And only once a day. Once a day. Yeah. So I'm not fat, Brandon. Okay. This is bloating. This is just terrible bloating. Yeah, and you're not really doing a lot of physical. Maybe you just got to rip a big fart. Ever since I moved here, my physical activity is literally just moving all the boxes, moving stuff upstairs, downstairs, and, you know, putting everything together. But my treadmill?

Do you want a, do you want a regular casket or do you want, like, a, what I'm asking? I'm just, don't scare me. Do you want like a carbon fiber casket? Yeah, we just try to figure out. What do you, do you want flowers at the, I'm just curious. A nice, glossy wood finish. Can we sell merch? Yeah.

That's the question. Can we sell chin? Can we stream it live on our new Patreon? There you go. You know, I have zero cancer in my family, but I do worry about, like, you know, the pancreatic. If you don't have cancer in your family, then... That doesn't mean you can't get it. No shit, but I mean...

You're probably fine. Did your family drink a lot as well? No, dude. So you're an alcoholic, but... When did I deny that? No, no, I'm not. There's no denying that. I'm saying that I think you'll probably deal with whatever the...

complications are, like a heart rate, that's twice what it should be. And that'll probably... I am dealing with it right now. But by the way, when I got checked with the hospital, they're like, hey, your blood pressure is really good. I'm like, thank you. Nice, because you take a medication. Yeah. And your heart rate is still... It's down to 101. 101. 101. Yeah. Okay. That's down from like 300 or what? It was that 120-something. 120-something, man, you're at 101. You take a medication for that as well? Yeah. is it a sedative of some kind it's called metropolis

metropol and my blood pressure is Lusarton but blood pressure does run in my family so it's just you know it'll probably work out you'll be fine hey it's our buddy Joe Rogan's B day we yes how much older is he than you he's younger Rogan is yeah he

I think he turns 58 today and what do you turn 58 in January oh dude you're the same fucking age yeah same age baby 58 is is the new 40 is it yeah i i am uh i will say i still have energy i'm still working out but it takes longer i have to warm up i got to do my stuff better to warm up then i'm good yeah um hmm all right chin i'm glad you're gonna be all right yeah tapering guys i'm tapering

tapering wait i think you just need you get a routine chin like working out like start doing that here's my problem so i used to do the treadmill all the time. The movers that I hired over here, they couldn't bring it upstairs for whatever reasons. So I need to find a mover to bring out my treadmill upstairs. So it's not in the garage. The garage is like, I'll die in the heat. Could you get a gym membership? I don't like going to the gym. Because if it's at home, I don't have to worry about dressing up. And I'll always do it constantly. And you can, what? What? I can, how the, no weights, though? I have weights. I've seen Burke Chryser drink on a fucking treadmill.

but yeah i cannot handle that i've i've trust me bert's made of different stuff he's just as rugged some people can handle alcohol i mean some people Winston Churchill drank he died at 91 92 and he drank all the time he always if you have a certain constitution some people can they feel different on alcohol so if you're certain cult certain genetics you you literally get a euphoric energized feeling from it i just get a chill feeling you do i get i get sick i can't drink too much what do you what happens to you winston churchill was a big fat fuck right and not healthy yes you have big fat fuck bring up win he's a terrible example i'm sure he drank but he lived forever and he was a great

big fat fuck right and terrible genetic but very smart but look at him super smart but look at him that's what he that's what he that's what he always had he always had some alcohol in his system look at him and by the way he didn't look that different when he was young look at him when he's young he looked entirely different he was like Donald Trump right here he's in shape look at his double chin and all that you don't have a double chin there he does look no yeah he does or just saggy it's saggy but he's not fat that's he's fat he was fat no he was always he was always he was always portly and then he just kept i don't know if you want to use winston churchill as the epitome of health no i'm saying he drank that much and was a high functioning

statesman and for sure but that's not a reason to continue drink no i agree always had a cigar on his mouth There you go There it is He had a big jaw from the jump Yeah You get that quagmire Yeah

Those Brits can put it away I guess the Koreans can too Depending Korean culture is Yeah You guys Huge based on drinking Yeah

You guys know that right Yeah But it's funny My mom and my dad They don't drink Does your brother Once in a while Do you miss drinking at all?

No You stopped when you just stopped one day yeah just went cold turkey that was it just said that was it that was it what did you enjoy about it when you worked because you did it every day with stress but what did you enjoy about it the most when nothing then why'd you do it stress stress yeah way out just having a deal with fucking the world yeah so it made stress go away yeah it's a shitty way to cope yeah it's a bad way to cope i had my own whiskey line so i had access to it it was there your face was swollen super swollen

yeah yeah i mean nothing good came from it i also don't need it to be social like this weekend i'm with uh the other dads the neighbors and stuff and you know there's a at the lake there's a little bar there i can go there and hang with anyone and talk yeah i don't need alcohol to talk no but so ever since you guys been talking about drinking with me dude people hit me up constantly and they're like oh my god you you're you're getting wasted i'm like i don't get wasted i i just you know no you're one of those guys that can handle alcohol i've seen it but also like drink i've seen you drink crazy amounts of alcohol and you're totally normal that's not good some people can handle it like your body breaks it down differently than most people no i disagree with that it's not it's still

toxic i think you can handle chin and do your job but you're you're literally killing yourself so this idea of the chin can handle it is it's actually uh aiding to you no no by the way i don't disagree with you that alcohol's like poison i don't get a fuck if you're winston chill chill chin Burt Kreis shirt, none of it's good. None of it's good. I actually read a book that a freaking Nicky Glazer recommended on Joe Rogan's show. It's about drinking.

How to quit drinking? I stopped drinking for like a few weeks. And I was just like, all right, I feel pretty good, but I felt better when I was just enjoying a few drinks in there. Sometimes an addiction is like where all the fun is, right? So sometimes you can be in a, your life can be like the,

no, you keep highlighting this addiction. how it's not a big deal, Brian. I disagree. I didn't say it's not a big deal. It's not what I'm trying to say. Let me finish the thought though because that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying sometimes an addiction can be like literally your entire purpose and your whole life is geared around being able to do that. So people do that. Then you take it away. So for example, when they do lap band, stomach bypass surgery or they do that band, the suicide rate for those people goes way up because now they don't have food and food was the one thing

that kept them sane and kind of from having to face all their problems. Now you take the food away and now they're left sitting there, right? And they're left with themselves and that's sort of the challenge. So I think at the end of the day,

I agree that there's nothing good about drinking and you're going to have to eventually come to terms with it, right? Or it'll take you and may as well do it sooner than later. And that's what I'm doing. I just feel like, Jim, we could find something that you could put your energy in, because drinking such a waste of them.

Like karate. No, but what I'm saying is, like, once you guys started talking about it, people hit me up like crazy. Yeah. They're, in their minds, they're framing it as I'm like, I'm getting wasted and like passing out and, like, no, dude. Yeah. No.

When the hell have you ever seen me? Come on, dude. You're drinking a lot. When have you ever seen me be like, oh, they're only on that jelly roll bus, but the outside Yeah, but that's with jelly roll. you have to do it with jelly and that's weed too i did weed and alcohol with jelly yeah but uh yeah but it's like one of the current of we'll just this is a good segue one of the current events is how trump's gonna you know make marijuana not such a restrictive drug right so it's a gateway drug

go for it the i know what you're about to say the the idea you know i'll see our boy rogan swears by marijuana i'll tell you this right now the The idea that marijuana helps you be more creative or you can take it and view the world in a different spectacle, all of that is bullshit. I agree. It's all bullshit. None of that's real. It's all an excuse for you to zone out and do whatever.

You can do it without it. Well, you're medicating yourself. So you're medicating yourself. So if you think marijuana is this some sort of passenger to get you to be funny or more creative that's in you you can get there without these drugs and to say it's a gateway drug that's not an understatement and there's science on it and there's research on it that shows that kids that do marijuana before the age of 21 it makes you so much more stupider i've seen it with my own eyes i've seen a person with our friends who just smoke all the time it you're you're it's not

cool i've seen young kids who had everything and i watch them smoke and they started smoking at 15, 14, you know, it is what it is. Kids do it. And man, when they're 25, it's a sad story. It just is. You're just always medicating. And Rogan's an outlier. He can do it and still be super hyper productive. He was also that way before he started smoking, too. Also, he's so intense. Intense and in six gear. So maybe it brings him down to fourth. So it works for him. But he also started doing it when he was 35 years old. Also, you're not Joe Rogan, right? Most of us aren't. So the idea that this can be a less dangerous drug and help people out it couldn't be more wrong now there's some

health benefits to it you know with inflammation stuff like that but as far as like making it less dangerous i just think it's it's move in america in the wrong direction my buddy who you know jimmy uh we had a friend who had a um passed away from a brain tumor but he had uh glibasoma and they were giving him a highly concentrated THC, right? Like highly concentrated. And it kept him alive

for I think almost three years. So they're sometimes certain THC, I guess they don't know why. It's kind of, you know, slows the progression. So Jimmy, who smokes weird periodically, took a, he took a fucking, he wet his finger

on the dropper. He wet his finger on the THC dropper and went like this. got blitzed. He didn't just go get blitz. He went into a seizure. Yeah, yeah. And he was totally, he was like, so he was like this.

And he remembers he was totally like cognizant, but he had no control over his body. So he had no control of his body. And he was like, oh my God, I'm having a stroke. So they get him to the hospital and he's lying there. And the doctor, he's finally coming out of it. And doctor goes, yeah, you overdosed on THC. That's what happened to you.

It's like, some people get schizophrenic doing it. Like there's just, I just think people, would be so much better if I'm not saying there's not a use for marijuana there definitely is a medical case is I just think we'd be so much better off if instead of smoking marijuana instead of drinking that fucking whiskey chin if you just put your fucking or whatever you drink if you just put your fucking tennis shoes on and go for a run and if you can get the same euphoric feeling you can get the same endorphins whatever drug or choice whatever alcohol have choice. If you do something hard and that makes you sweat, you're going to get the same

endorphins. There's a reason why so many addicts become long distance runners because they're getting the same endorphins. There's ways to do it where you don't, you're going to smoke and sit on your couch and be not productive and scroll Twitter and Instagram and do some dumb shit, dude. Yeah. I just, I just don't see it. I don't get it. I don't get the movement. I don't, I don't think it puts us in a productive direction. I don't get any of it. No. I don't get any of it. No. I don't either, but

it's his battle. It's his journey and, you know, you'll figure it out. Get in a fucking karate. Get into MMA, dude. What about singing to him? What if you spent more time into writing and singing and singing? By the way. I told you that's what I do.

You know what? I'm sorry to say this. I forgot you sang as well as you do and you play guitar. Oh, why? Because he never does it? So let's, I'm so, so here we go. I can't believe you just said that. Hey, dude, you have talent and you're not writing. And what all that drinking is doing is fucking dulling your instrument. Yes.

And you're going to regret it. You should be writing fucking songs instead of getting drunk. Hold on. Holy fuck. I forgot, dude. I told you this. I told you both this. I felt way more creative when I was drinking heavier, by the way.

and writing songs that me and Browell's made all these songs when I was drinking. Yeah, you might have felt that way. I don't think you are. You might have felt that way, but if you're sober and you start writing about shit you really think about and that you really care about, man,

you might surprise yourself. All right, guys, I'll quit drinking today. Today? Just kidding, not. All right. You know, you're too in love with it now. You'll find your way. All right, let's get to the next,

let's get to the next fucking current event. You want to go in order that? Last thing with Chin. Chin, what if you stopped drinking? Started writing music, started doing more music, found a girlfriend. What if it was the drinking that was causing all this bullshit? It might not be. What bullshit are you talking about?

Meaning like finding a mate, finding a fucking companion, not feeling like shit, not having crazy heart rate, all that shit, high blood pressure. What if it stopped all that? You already know, I already told you about these girls that. I don't put that. No, I don't put that. I used to talk about my girlfriends or my girlfriend on air and in my YouTube videos. I stopped doing that now. your first love right now is alcohol it's not music it's not women your first love at alcohol you're going to guard it you're going to protect it it's your mistress it's your love i get it no that's the nature of addiction you love it you love it you guys are having it look it's like you got to break up with a guy

i love him mom but he's in and out of jail honey he's always on a motorcycle you're gonna i love him i'm running away with him damn it he's gonna oh god you guys are just you're looking at a surface level you've you've you've seen the girl that i dated for like a few months it's a mongolian chick she was fucking gorgeous. She was absolutely like a, like a supermodel. Can you take a little break? Can we take a break, dude? Because UFC 319 is here. If I want to make money, dude, I want to make money when I watch it. So what do I do? You can

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that's what it is that's the nature of addiction we all know alcohol is bad. That's 100%. Yeah. Well, you're, you're turning your own back on yourself and your future is the problem, right? So you're not writing. You're not doing any of that stuff. How do you know I'm not writing, Brian? I just do. You realize we had to transition from... Well, he brought it up and I went, oh, I forgot about that. The biggest sin is that you're not being the musician. You should be. We've only been here for a month, right? We've been there three months, Jen. Three months? Three months. Hold on. I moved here and joke. Because we lose track of time when we're we're drunk. We moved here first week of June. You got June, July, August. I moved here

in July. No? End of June. Yeah. You came mid-June. I came here to fix, you know, to, you know, build all the stuff, the audio and video gear. You came here like mid-late June. But I moved here in July. In June, Bubba. June 30th. Go to A&A. Find yourself a hot sober chick. So you got all July. Now we've been in August now, right? We're two weeks into August. Yeah, but think about It's all you need, Bubba. Hold on, July. I got to get all my furniture stuff put up. I got to do all that.

Come on, dude. And I don't have a family like you guys. It's me by myself. I know. I know. So it's easier. How the hell is it easy? You try moving, fucking across the country with three little kids.

No, to help organize everything. They're not helping, Bubba. Listen. Oh, God. You tell me your wife doesn't help you. No, fuck no. Wife's carrying shit? Organizing.

Come on, dude. My girlfriend would help me with everything. drunk when you're organizing. I get that. And moving furniture is impossible without at least 13. Now, could I have done it faster? Sure. Yeah, yeah.

But it's only been here a month. Like, fuck, dude. It still takes time. I need time to not drink. I need time to not drink. All right. It's fine. What do you want to talk?

You'll figure it out, Chin. Get us to the next. Yeah. Let's move on. You'll get it going. We've made no progress. Hopefully you don't start smoking marijuana. I know.

Actually, this, let's start with this. quick because our boy jack shore he wanted to get your guys's uh opinion on this jack you know jack shore recently retired yeah recently retired ufc fighter he was badass i don't know uh jack sure stud insane boxing from wales yeah yeah so he wants to get you guys oh he wants you guys to give the opinion on this this is a sydney swing i just want to know i think it's 145 or 1 45 i forgot um so this is a whoever this girl is she's flipping off the sign and she says black

women have good jeans a wink wear the blueprint remember that you ash filled buckets sure now listen some black women do have good jeans some white women have good genes some white women have good genes some men have good jeans you do not ma'am ma'am

or if she does we don't see it because she ate her way out of it if you have good genes you can eat your way to that fat so you're fat and nobody on planet would say you have good genes. But you're also not healthy. You're also diabetic, and they're going to be lopping toes off in a little bit.

Like, what somebody doesn't realize is that, I don't know what her lipid panel and our heart's doing, but that doesn't look like a healthy person. So, no, no, listen, lady, you're not a good poster. Listen, lady, if you wake up and you can fight in the men's UFC heavyweight division, you don't have good genes. And you know what advertising is supposed to do? It's supposed to solve a problem for us. advertising is not supposed to affirm your fucking body it's supposed to give us an ideal we want to reach for

no yeah it's not supposed to solve a problem I'm supposed to inspire yeah yeah and so you get beautiful people because the world is not equal and you get gorgeous people and you go I want to buy that jacket because I want to look like that I've done it I've bought jackets because I saw a dude in it and I was like I don't look like that but I bought it because I wanted to look a little bit more like that is a fucking you know if she's wearing jeans ain't nobody buying it have you seen have you you seen the old woke ads? Do you see old woke

Calvin Klein ads? Bring up woke Calvin Klein ads. I want you to take a look at some of this. I mean, it's unbelievable. And they wondered

why they couldn't sell. These people, there's something wrong with them. They were so long to drive. But again, this is only for the end. There you go. This is only, bring up that one.

Bring up the fat guy with tits. That's an ad, criticized for virtual signaling. Bring up the fat guy standing up. Pregnant man. Yeah, bring up that piece of shit. There you go right there. So you think you're going to sell shit with that?

Look at they sold two pair of jeans listen listen this is only for the internet because in the real world no one's look look at this look at that that how look at that fucking cow yeah and and and that's just somebody and she looks real happy doesn't she and why am i supposed to what am i supposed to do are am i supposed to buy things because she's wearing it is that what you're doing based on your market research because you think that people want uh want to speak to these diversity values no advertising has never been about that it's always been about aspiration i want to see somebody who looks that's why athletes get endorsement deals also why did abracombie have all the shredded dudes and hot

girls on their stuff when they're killing their entire brand of course also this whole term a plus size model it's fat models we got to quit we got a quick we call it what it is it's a category called fat models yeah it's not plus size it's fat models it's unhealthy yes diabetic uh metabolic syndrome people. But their sales sucked cock in all this when they're doing all this. That's right. That's right. There was no money in it.

There's never been money yet. That's why the Disney CEO had to resign because they're eating cock. Yeah. Like Marky Mark, that's just old stuff. These two, that is just unreal. God. God, they're the worst. Yeah.

But the pendulum swinging back around. You think? Is it weird that all of us everywhere in the world find those two way more attractive than those two? Do we know anyone like literally, I mean, anyone in the real world who's upset at Sidney Sweeney? Have you ever met a scene? Have you ever encountered someone goes, believe that's Sydney Sweeney? I mean, Calvin had a trans woman, trans man, a pregnant, pregnant. Do you think that's normal? You think that's like, uh, no, and they're eating crow for it now. They're eating all the clock. Yeah, yeah, of course. Get it together.

Where there's Sydney? My favorite when people call her mid. Send me a picture of a girlfriend, bud. But again, this is only an internet thing. In the real world, no one's going Oh, Sydney, Sweeney's Mid.

What's you saying? No one. I actually think about it a lot of being able to escape and find a new land and start a new and what that experience would be like. And when I got sent the script

and I was reading, you read all these crazy characters, you know, there's no way that they all are real. and they all come together and they have all these experiences but then I went and I read Dora's book and read the comments people talking about her tits I found all the news and I thought I thought there's many people

called her mid I actually think about it so great yeah she's gorgeous and smart and she's probably just like yeah I just just get my tits out her brother her brother Trent I've got good jeans too shut it shut it yeah he's all right

no he looks like the serial killer in fucking boys in idaho that's what he looks like you don't look like your sister bud you don't have those tits from the heavens either yeah staff sergeant in the air force okay he's a stud

okay that's him in the middle it looks like I mean I wouldn't say gray jeans right I wouldn't say like I wouldn't look at him and go the next guy that's got gray jeans I mean

right no I'm not trying to be mean, but he's all right. You know? If he was Chris Hemsworth or if he was one of those guys, he was six, four. Yeah. Okay. All right. Now, you would call this.

You would call that, you'd come back? Yeah, that you said, Stroudon Dedy Cohn's major career comeback at Madison Square Garden after prison release. What do you, I want to, because you always have a better tempo on this, what happens to him when he comes out and does. he get back to that's what's great about that culture like black culture yeah like even r kelly could sell out mess square car they're there because they've been burnt by the system so many times with even though the video of ditty being up you know yes home girl came out yeah they still go yeah that's terrible but he still our guy and also he still made great music and he got railroaded as far and you guys tried fucking them it's kind of like the with them trying to do the rico act and all that

crazy stuff the black culture goes hold on you're trying to fuck another one of it's over and they rally around their own so which is awesome and i'm sure he knows that i'm sure that yeah and he'll lean into that he'll lean into that yeah again he's a horrible person but i mean he was like life in prison man yeah he was so you know um i mean remember like o j simpson when he came out people loved him he'd go anywhere he's like super popular and then bill cosby when he's in jail everyone loved him well remember oj when oj came out all of a sudden now he was black because before he didn't identify as black he was i'm not black i'm not white i'm oj so before he was in brentwood he's at the country clubs white people loved him commits murder leans into the whole race card gets out

starts attending black churches started hanging out with the black crowd more because the white crowd was done with him right um what um so he's going to come and do a concert uh maybe interesting i'll start going on tour i don't you know he's getting nowhere he's not going to be nowhere near as big but there'll be a crowd for him what is yay's uh life been like since conier yeah i don't know he's kind of been silent can't be good oh this was hilarious so yeah it says

NASCAR Xfinity winner Connor Zillish almost died celebrating post race he knocked himself out watch this oh

surprise this hasn't happened before these cars are slippery man especially what he's standing on it's the net you know it's slippery

boom boom boom you're not himself out. That's awful. I can't believe it doesn't happen more because the net catches his foot.

There's porn beer everywhere. Not the way you want to celebrate. Fuck. That sucks. Yeah. And shitty fall. Just got it. Oh my gunk.

Oh. No, that's not good. Collarbone's going to take a little while. We're going to be a sling for a minute. Yeah. I can miss the next race, Bubble. Oh. What else you got, Jen?

You want to cover this right here? I would. So for the viewers just listening to this, this ex-N-FEL Star arrested, video shows Trell Suggs, who was a monster, and we know him because he was a giant cock. Well, Trell Suggs apparently it's impossibly large.

Keep going down, brandishing gun and threatened to kill Star Wars customer before us. He's so big. I never understood why these guys threatened with gun violence. He's so big? Yeah. Yeah.

so what hold on you're missing the whole thing jim which one you want to see let's see this guy just pulled a gun on me the guy in line after cops got a hold of the footage soggs was arrested last year for this is last year hmm police footage shows sugs was visibly stunned when the cops eventually caught up with him we're contacting you because our violent crimes department investigated established probable cause for arrest probably cause for my arrest for what for disorderly conduct with a weeping 18 months supervised probation

Oh, so he just got probation Yeah, he's a linebacker for 17 seasons Yeah, he was good, man He was a stud Damn He's so big Yeah Supposedly biggest cock in the NFL at the time

Yeah, it's, uh, it's Absolutely Yeah, apparently had a hammer on them Yeah, like, there's hammers and then there's there's a there's a long spray yeah i'd like get my peepers on that thing i'd like to do you know it's this this folklore about his giant weiner i just like you it's not gay oh i just want to see what's going on yeah i got to see it for myself see what kind of wrestling he's doing yeah what are we talking about yeah but let's get you

monster i was just hoping the a video would pop up whether it is i'd like to see the the footage from Starbucks and pulling the gun. This should be it. It is? Yeah, the drive-thru. But you can't really see the gun there. Is this in Arizona?

That's where he played at. You saw it, right? When he pulled the gun... Right there. He could just get out of the car. He's so big. Yeah. He's massive, dude.

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Now let's get back to the episode. but i think sometimes these guys are football players and they're like what if this guy's an mama guy what if he's a black belt and jiu jitsu i don't think so i think they do i doubt it really dad it um this is robot fighting underground it's that huge jackman movie remember girl robot okay some guys said fuck yeah some guys said fuck yeah all righty really creepy that makes me sad yeah very creepy and the internet fact checked her entire meal total calories and macros at the end let me see doesn't look like i like a corn dog myself let me see

She looks like... What's wrong with a corn dog? 470 calories. And then I wanted a Mickey Precial brew, burr, 535 calories. Then I had some popcorn. 270 calories. And of course I can't go to Disney without a churl. That I have 450 calories.

I have some yummy yummy blue milk, followed by the outer rim trim. 650 calories. Jesus. Then I had a lobster roll. I love lobster rolls. Wow, the highest calories. Wow, the highest calories. 850 to 12.

Calories. Oh, that's attractive. 411 carbs. Now, I wonder, but did she walk it all off? Did she burn 4,000 calories at Disney? Sure. 4,450 calories. Yeah, well, that's not my...

But it's not like she's eating that in the regular. She's doing it just for a fucking TikTok. Well, I mean... Or she is. Or she is. She got that big. for reason. She's a big gal.

Yeah, fair point. Yeah. That's a big human being. All right, so we kind of just, we discussed this on Shop Show, but we, I guess we, you want to hear Brian's take on this as well? Uh-huh. So Jake Paul hired a very prominent lawyer to go after people that have said on air that his fights were fixed.

Yeah. You mentioned Paul, Pierce Morgan as well. So Pierce Morgan had a statement afterwards. And I'll just show you the whole statement here. I said a few weeks ago that Jake Paul's box degree as being boring, stage bullshit. What I meant is that his fights have been predominantly against older pastime prime opponents, which may be lucrative for both sides and may have entertainment value, but don't reveal how he stacks up against currently ranked boxers,

and therefore are not a good look for the sport. I did not intend to suggest the outcome was predetermined, and certainly didn't mean to suggest anything illegal. But if reports are correct, the Jake is now in negotiations to fight Anthony Joshua, that would obviously be a seriously credible bout against one of the best heavyweights in the world. Jake is welcome to come on uncensored to discuss this and verbally slug it out with me anytime.

I like Pierce Morgan. I like him. He's always willing to put himself out there. I love Pierce Morgan. Yeah. He's a good dude. Now, Jake is actually in talks to fight Anthony. I don't know, but I don't think any of Jake's stuff is staged.

I think it's all calculated who he's fighting, but I've said this before and I'm not going to say it's staged but if he fights Anthony Joshua and he doesn't get absolutely starched in 30 seconds or less something's up I'll say that that's how that should work two-time gold medalist

world champion heavyweight Anthony fucking Joshua this is where we draw a line in the sand go well hold on now now I'll watch it of course but if you beat him in like a decision or losing decision I got some questions

I'm not saying it's rigged I don't get sued but I got questions I also got questions what's Jake up to here does he actually want to see how he would stack up maybe this is the final stage of it being like all right I can get a fight with Anthony Josh when he gets starched and he's like okay that's my time yeah I made all the money I fought the very best I'm out balls oh yeah there's no doubt in that these kids got balls but if that thing goes longer than a minute he didn't get fucking starched I got questions that's all I'm saying not you're not yeah

yeah yeah or maybe that have to say anything but in Anthony Joshua puts him way in like the 10th okay so Anthony would make it a show the way Tyson did with Francis and then Francis ran to Anthony and then this is how it should go and fucked his world up that's how it should go yeah there's nothing wrong with that and Francis made all the money Tyson was was not going full he put on a show same same way Floyd did with Logan yeah really i think so i think you got him out of there sooner yeah i'm not saying it's staged with logan and floyd but you know i don't think he was given it as all yeah um i i think it was

Tom Ed Hearn said, this is the most insane thing, but it's a crazy, crazy payday for both of them. Crazy. No, they're both making money. That's why I get yours. There's a lane for it. What do you think that Jake in his training is thinking? Is he training with big guys and thinking he's getting invested in the best of me? No, no.

I mean, Anthony Joshua? I know. I don't think. The Giovanni Davis one made more sense. Mike, he's undersized. If he land one, he's going to a world of trouble. Anthony Joshua? Yeah.

the the Greek goddess from fucking the UK yeah that guy the gold medalist the former heavily champion yeah no no people think that you know he gets beat by usick and stuff and they're like no no no no I don't think anybody thinks that I don't think anybody I think Jake's like yeah I'm gonna test this is this is the end of the line I mean do that against people you know what I mean you're better off doing it against him you're not though why because no one knows people yeah the whole reason is to make money No one's going to watch them fight Beevil. All right.

All right. I mean, Canello. Keniloh was not taking the fight. He's not taking the fight. What else you got, Jim? I mean, would you still be interested in, remember how he said either, was it Jake or was it Logan that said their end plan was to fight each other? Logan said that on my show.

Yeah. So would you still be interested in that fight? Yeah, yeah, if it's a real fight, hell yeah. okay dokey um then there's this about the w nba have you seen all the dildos being thrown on the court at wmba and then my boy kfc kevin had the crypto or the the the dildo guys on his show he like did a zoom with him and was like it was a mistake because these guys are completely crazy it's like all a crypto thing like it's weird it's all calculated okay so what's to say wmba officially started an extensive investigation to the owners of the dildos being thrown at their games,

attempt to crackdown on the stunts. The WMA also alleges that these pranks are being linked to crypto group. Yeah, there you go. The WNBA is cracking down on dildos being thrown onto the court during games. The sex toys have shown up six different times from Atlanta to L.A., posing a risk to players. It's ridiculous. It's dumb. It's corny.

It's stupid. It's also dangerous. and you know player safety is number one um respecting the game all those things i think it's really stupid so what is this who's responsible for starting this trend apparently a crypto meme group which calls them pranks but those pranks have so far resulted in to arrest and it raises the debate is it a sexist stunt is it some sort of right of passage that it's to get attention is a book like this was it it's on tell us what is going on what is this the what didn't hear from man You familiar with WMA?

You know the Spark versus the legacy? I threw a dildo, man. Dildos on the court. They're doing it for attention, and they're getting it. So by them launch an investigation, get all this publication, they're just going to do it more. It's stupid. What Sophie Cunningham says, she's a dime. She's six foot.

She's six foot. She's been three to build a set of in from, which is insane, all green. And I was like, I was like, hey, like, this can be a thing. like we saw that they offer you're not allowed to talk about this so you can't you probably can't even respond to what I'm going to say but they there were there were betting lines for the next color dildo thrown on the court at a WNBA game and people could like bet on the number yeah and it was like sunset rainbow like plus like 50 grade or whatever yeah and I guess green is just like the go to now dude the yeah it's branding she's cute yeah keep going or yeah

The thing is, is like, my parents and my sister, they literally text me after or before every single game, like saying, good luck, like, did a day, you know? And my mom, I'll send it. I'll send it so everyone can see this. But my mom, she goes, instead of like my good luck text, she goes, watch out for flying dildos tonight. And then the other one said, did you really just post the dildo tweet? It got some legs. And she goes, it's funny. A lot of other things there, too. Did you see the dildo hit the court? I was like, I never thought that I I'd be talking about this with Mama P. I'm with my sweet mom. Did you see the response to your tweet that, like, like, ratioed you? No. So you said stop doing dildos on the court where you could get hurt? And someone said, we'll stop playing basketball on the dildo range. Which is kind of funny.

Stop playing basketball in the dildo range. That's so funny. We'll stop playing basketball on the dildo range. That's such a good joke. Oh, my God. People are so stupid. Just when you thought summer couldn't get any hotter, Pluto TV is turning up the heat with thousands of free movies.

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let's go ahead and show me what's going on yeah she got them Sydney Sweenies 100% yeah you'd be into it 100% yeah she's stacked

yeah yeah I uh I certainly the one on the right yeah yes yeah yes I wouldn't say no of that I mean No, yeah.

Well, I mean, it's... What are we talking about here? What are we talking about here? You're being... You're being a prejudiced. Yeah, your sizes. And she has some Siddy Sweeney, dude. Yeah, and I'm not...

The one on the left, dude, you gotta come correct if you're going to be that short. The one on the right's coming correct. The one on the left, it's not. It is what it is. She's doing her thing, too, but... She's doing something. But the one on the right has some fucking heavies. Well, whatever the case...

Little heavies. You know, it is what it is. I know a short person who had a girl grab him. I was there. Grab him by the hand, brought him into the bathroom. And she was very hot, very hot. And she was drunk and he had sex with her. She goes, I've never done this.

I want to do this with you right now. Grabbed him, pulled him into the bathroom, and fucked him. How, though? And this was in Montreal. But how? Like, she put him on the side of the... I don't know. On the side of the...

I don't know. I don't know, okay? She bent down. I don't know what she did. Even if she bent down. you're not going to make it. It's on all fours and he was staying in the bathroom? That's right.

Do you think your friend lied? No, because I was there. I was there. I saw it. I saw it. We all did. It's just physics, you know?

Because even she just to bend down over the sink, he's still not going to reach. Whatever the case, I think he's still in the toilet seat if he wanted to do. He'd have to. Yeah. In fact, I know that's what he did. Yeah, you'd have to. And then they'd have to bend down. And I said, she just brought you in and he goes, yeah, you saw it.

I was like, wow. And then I, I, oh. And then I'm not trying to be mean. I literally don't know. Does small people have normal-sized digs? Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Because she has normal-sized heavies there.

Brad Williams showed me. We did a podcast one time, and he's like, he pulled his pants down. He's like, you know, he's got a piece on him. Yeah. Yeah. The more you know. It's just your limbs, you know. It's your limbs and there's things.

But, yeah. But she's a. But there must be a, yeah, the one on the right. But there must be a thing there with guys into the little people. sure but I think they have to but the hot's hot like that's an attractive human yeah like a girl can be five foot and you're all over it and then she's four feet it's just and look what is that joke where the guy goes women spend so much time with they picking out shoes guys that have sex with them but they didn't have feet yeah it's it's true guys are no gloves yeah would would you date a short queen

chin how dare you right what short queen like that that that that that blonde and that like she's a give me give me a height well short fort four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four foot, dude. No, hell no. Because I think under five foot is considered short, like a small place. I think under five. Four eight or something. Under five. No, but that's a type of, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a. Dwarfism. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I, it's a four 10. I knew a girl that was 411. She's really cute. Yeah, I have no problem.

Four, 10, 411. But I always date 5-1, 5-3. I don't like, I'm not usually like taller girls. But four... You wouldn't get down with that blonde in that?

Four feet? No. No? Wow. My other sizes. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe.

Okay. Um, I thought this was a, interesting. This is Stephen Ronella. Love Steve. Did he stuff his dog? No, apparently someone does these things where they

stuff your dogs when they die. But this looks so freaking real. That is incredible. Well, no, that's a stuffed dog, buddy. Yeah. I mean, if you walked up on that, you'd have no

But yeah, it just looks hyper real. Yeah, some people stop their dogs. Weird people. Yeah. Yeah, get a new dog. You got to let it go, man. It's life and death, you know? This isn't lover grief.

It's morbid and messed up. Taxidermine. Yeah, that person's kind of right. Your dog is already questionable, but freeze drying its heart and jarring it, that's not tribute. That's obsession. And any tax numbers who agrees to do this needs to have their head checks, too. this whole thing is sick, not sentiment well.

They're a little too serious, but yeah. To each your own, if that's what you want to do, if you miss your time. Yeah, that's how I feel it to it. If they want to do it, then let me do it. Yeah, if that's your thing, but I wouldn't do it. Here's the last one. Stuff my hamster.

All right. This is not new, obviously. It's seven years ago, but I thought this was like incredible. Here we watch. There's a burglary where they have bricks and they're trying to break into a place. Shanghai Well, that's That's not good

So basically, yeah, they're two robbers They both had bricks They tried to both throw it into the windows But one got hit his friend Directly in the head And knocked him out. I remember that when What happened?

My buddy and we were kids and we were throwing rocks at these other kids and my friend's brother did exactly that to his brother. He's all shit, you all right, man? That's hardcore to you. Yeah, that's fucked you up. Wow.

Well, that it, Janers. That's it, and I was going to ask you guys if you want to watch, remember, I've been so freaking obsessed with, like, body cams and dash cams. Yeah. If you guys want to do, like, a quick segment on one of the days,

just you guys are reacting to them. we'll do it on patreon oh yeah that's a good idea yeah we're gonna do pay because we can we can we can air the i mean body cams i think we're gonna do patreon guys and we're gonna have lots of bonus content no no ads all that stuff just for the hard cores yep we'll watch body cams with chin chin can argue the cops are in the wrong not light them up whatever dude chin will probably drink on the patreon oh that's another bonus yeah we'll get a small person on the patreon why not just so many activities Why not? San Diego, let's go.

Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, August 22nd, 23rd. I'm excited. Covina, September 12, 13, 14, Charlotte, North Carolina, September 19 and 20. I'll see you there, kids. I'm excited. All right, kids, this is the last month for the giveaway.

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