The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1113

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

The boys talk UFC 319 Dricus Du Plessis vs Khamzat Chimaev and make their picks, Brendan's duck hunting pants, Bryan's experience with Crypto Currency and his deep meaningful conversation wit...h Rob Dyrdek, breasts vs booties, viral Atlanta police officer, Renee Rapp not knowing who Joe Rogan is, a British man seeing a UFO whilst throwing a frisbee to his dog and much more!O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/Drive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Yeah, we're back, pal. Let's go, buddy. What's going on? Episode number two of the week.
Starting point is 00:00:13 What's going on? Talk to you about those pants for a second. Now, those are duck hunting pants, right? Are those actual first light pants? These are cock hunting pants. Okay, but they're duck hunting pants. I sit in the bush and look for cock. Yeah, you can, so you camouflage yourself, you see a dick run by.
Starting point is 00:00:30 and you jump it. Only black dares. Really? Only black dares. Okay. Because of the biggest. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Black stags. There you go. Stallions. There you go. What is going on? Oh, kiddos started school today. Good. First school.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Drop them up at school. I did that Monday. Yep. Yeah, but how old is he? He's three and a half. So it's not real. I'm talking proper school here, Bubba. Real shit.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Yeah. Real shit. I brought my son. I went to pick him up last yesterday and he looked for his mommy and didn't see mommy. and he freaked out yeah stranger danger that's okay yeah you're busy yeah uh i dropped them off i thought it was gonna be like the hard for him you know buddy because they have friends there because we moved in the summer so they made all their friends all their boys are there so he knows everybody oh boss who's like see you yeah yeah yeah i'll think you from here yeah i'm like well no
Starting point is 00:01:19 no i got it no i'm like oh hell no i'm like right so we dropped bossy out first then t's going i'm like t you know i'm like explaining to him like you know you just got a you know sports are the equalizers so that recess show off buddy and he goes yeah i got it i was like well yeah but i'll walk you your class just so we can see your desk is i'm good i'm good dude yeah i don't need you next to me i'm good that's right dude heartburn i felt like crying i know i went oh yeah no i get it dad's not dad's not cool that's right oh i'm like hey hold on you know cool is dad here though right out of these dads yeah cool come on come now you with your gold hair i drove the hummer too i drove the bummer for you beat it nerd beat it nerd i brought the hump
Starting point is 00:01:59 First day of school, your dad pulls up in the hub? You're too big. You, blonde hair. Get the fuck out of here. Hey, big foot. Out of the shot. That's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Hey, Shrike, out of the shot. My son. But then they have coffee for all the parents there. So I'm that, you know, just mingling with all the new parents. Sure. My morning was mingling. You mingled a little. With the new, the newbies.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Uh-huh. Yeah, that's it. Cool people? Yeah. Yeah, everyone's super nice. It's nice. It's super nice. Yeah, we, uh, my, my, my ex brought my son who's 14.
Starting point is 00:02:29 to this get-together thing that the kids in his future middle school go to is like a camp and out it's a sleepaway thing and uh danger danger sleepaways molestation i said well that's why the parents have to be there now i said but they're 14 i go how's he doing she goes it's lord of the flies i go what i mean she goes boys are different i go yeah they are and what they do is they delineate authority right quick and they get together they weren't nice to them no no they He's, my, here's what my head, son has gone for him. Funny. Funny.
Starting point is 00:03:03 So they're cool with them. So he's in. Because that kid is, he's funny. I think it depends on that crowd. It depends what their kids are doing. Because where we're from, it's like, especially out here, it's like, they play sports. The kids aren't good. They kind of get pushed to the side.
Starting point is 00:03:17 The kids that can ball, they stick together. So my son is tall, good looking, and he's funny. But he's not, he's coordinated. He can, he's not like unathletic, but he's important. Yeah, but sports aren't his thing. That's it. Yeah. He's not.
Starting point is 00:03:29 he's not like some big baseball player but the kids like everybody wants a funny guy around yeah they'll take it yeah so it's funny to see him becoming me like like that's how i negotiated the space right and he's the same way but um he's lucky because he's got he's got the bone structure he's getting tall he's taller yeah because your wife's taller for broad shoulders yeah he's got her looks yeah he's got those genetics you don't want the calendar genetics you can get the let me be honest yeah but but you want the you want the my ex's genetics because they are all like kind of tall yeah yeah They're the kind of people that they tan well.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Like he's got real brown, the whole thing. So anyway. The biggest thing, you just want your kid to get bullied. It's the biggest heartbreak. Or do you, or does he bring him character? I don't think you want that because here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:04:14 But see, I see, you want it a little bit. You want, you want some struggle, right? The old saying you can't protect your kids. Make them strong.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Don't protect them. Make them strong. Teach them how to negotiate life. I get it. But you don't want your kid to be. I don't think a parent can make them strong. You don't want your kid to be lonely. You know what,
Starting point is 00:04:29 No, not lonely, but a little bully goes long ways. Well, definitely, because you'll learn how to not get bullied. You'll figure your way through. But there's something. So I had a, I fucking had, we had a problem with our plumbing. Bear with me on this story. We have a problem with our plumbing. And we have a plumber come out.
Starting point is 00:04:49 And we can't figure out where the smell is coming from. And we're losing water pressure. You're talking about doo-do smell? Yeah. And we're losing water pressure. And we can't, so we bring this guy out. And he's doing all this stuff. he's there for five hours i fix it did you all right it's right back nothing doesn't do anything
Starting point is 00:05:06 still sounds like poop so then we get another guy and this guy shows up and first thing i see is he's absolutely massive like he's as wide as he as tall and i go i go are you a power lifter he goes yeah i used to compete i go because i mean it was just all over him i was like and you're going to be all over that well yeah yeah i'm gay that guy fucked but i mean i he was unusually why thick yeah and and uh and he so turns out he was competitive and stuff like that and so then he starts talking about what the problem is and he does this scientific thing where he's like talking about the hard water he's doing his job as a plumber but he figures something out he figures out that it's this weird thing and he goes i think it's coming from this and i go what long story short he fixes
Starting point is 00:05:52 the whole problem he's right we've he snakes the drain we didn't think it was he goes i said but the plumber said yeah he goes he goes i know because he's thinking this But he's an idiot. This is why I'm, so I'm looking at him. He's a young guy. He's a young fucking dude. And he goes, how young? He's probably 30, probably 30.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Okay, not that young. Yeah, but he's, but it's his company. Oh, he owns it. He owns it. Oh, he's a hustler. He's a hustler. Not only does he own it, he also has other services which he can do this and that. And I'm like, oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:06:20 And he goes, but you have to book an appointment. I'm so busy, I can't. You know, I said, how's business? He goes, honestly, it's never been better because I have, I have buildings downtown and everything else. I said, there's something about this fucking guy. He's so smart. And then I find him, he got his master's got his masters in AI. I'm like, the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:06:39 Because he's too smart. And I go, what's your background? And he goes, well, I grew up in foster homes. I was an orphan. And I said, I said, damn, it's got to be hard. He goes, it's not hard. It was hard. But that's why I figure things out.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That's why I'm an entrepreneur. That's why my company's killing it. Because I've always had to figure it out on my own. It's a work ethic. came home to myself. I didn't come home to parents. Yeah, he's a work ethic. Crazy work ethic.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah. Crazy work ethic. Like, he wasn't stopping until he figured it out. Yeah. Four hours. But he was also... Two hours of that was talking to you, but keep going. That's probably true about weightlifting and feeling his muscles.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But the way he solved that problem and wouldn't stop until he figured it out. He's going to make it. He's going to make it. He's a winner. Yep. He's a winner. And he said, it never would have been that way, but I had to figure it, I always had to figure it out of my own.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I didn't have anybody to help me. I had to figure it out of my own. And now, I would have it no other way. And sometimes, like, we, we love our kids so much. You protect them so much. And sometimes the worst thing you can do is that. The world's a cold-hearted bitch. I don't know, but what else are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:07:40 Well, I'm going to do not. Oh, I know. No. I know. By the way, excuse me. But guidance, good guidance, good guidance saves you a lot of time and saves you a lot of money. Like, if you have... Oh, no, there's good guidance, good advice, but...
Starting point is 00:07:54 For your kid. There's a reason. certain cultures make a lot of money because their parents are teaching them the basic principles of that shit. Financial literacy. Yeah. Why is education important?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Here's my thing with having a financial education and people make fun of athletes and, you know, rappers and all this shit who make all this money and then they, you know, then we find out they're broke or struggling. But where would they learn that? Where would they learn that? So if you think,
Starting point is 00:08:27 Hey, I don't know it. Yeah. So if you don't, because it's not a, it's not a curriculum. It's not a class in high school. Okay, whatever. You're not really making money. College, there's, there's nothing teaching you how to pay your taxes, invest, all this stuff. Mortgage, don't get an Amex right when you get out of college.
Starting point is 00:08:46 No one's telling you any of that. So unless your parents are on it, then you're, where are you going to learn it? No, there's no, there's nothing to learn it from. So people want to make fun of it. of the athletes or whoever it is they make a lot of money and then whatever they fall in hard times it's like yeah but you know what i talked to about this for an hour rob dear dick oh what a great guy by the way took his took an hour of his day to talk to me on financial yeah different animal though and and different animal i mean because he didn't come from money absolutely not he's self-taught he learned
Starting point is 00:09:19 he's such a good person that's the one of the best rob deardick is forget the money he's such a good human being. And that dude hit me up. You know what he said to me? He goes, read this book. It was Tony Robbins' book, Master the Game. Yeah, he loves Tony. Read that book. If you want to achieve financial literacy, read that book, and then he has a follow-up book to it. Read those books. Read them cover to cover three times, and you will be financially literate. And it's not that hard. You just got to put effort into it, but no one really does. But like, even with my guy out here, he's like, hey, you know if instead of paying your mortgage once a month, if you break it up to biweekly, you know you pay your house off in six years earlier? So instead of 30 years, it's 24.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I went, what? Little details. And I thought, and I came out to my wife, I'm like, why has no one at, why don't they discuss that? Because the bank makes more money. I know. I know. I know. Why the fuck would they want you to know that? Or like my thing was, at the end of the month, so that's what they have to do that. So the whole system set up for that. Yeah. Exactly. But my thing is, like, why won't they discuss that? Then also, like, I was like, all right, let's pay off the house to have no mortgage. And then the, you talk to somebody like, you don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Right. I'm like, why? Like, no, whatever, whether it's a car loan, whatever is that has high interest rate, you want to pay that off. You don't want to pay off the one that's the lowest interest rate. Because then your money's sitting in bricks and mortar when it can be out there working. Exactly. At a higher interest. But yeah, no one, you know, it's just, I'm learning it now at fucking 42.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I know. At least you're learning it. Which I'll be able to pass down to my kids. And, like, my dad knows a lot of the shit, but he never... No. That's... You'll figure it out. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Hey, man. But fucking... Would you have listened, though? You know, that's... You have to ask you. Yeah, I know. I don't know if I were listened. You know, I...
Starting point is 00:11:06 You don't start thinking about money until you have to. Yeah. In a way, right? Like, it's like, ah, this train keeps coming. Yeah, but if... But I think also, like, do you know much about crypto? So... No, I know the answer.
Starting point is 00:11:19 No, right? So... No. But there isn't a minute, well, no, okay, there isn't five minutes to go by. There might not be five minutes to go by that I don't wish I was in the time machine and I could buy Bitcoin right now. Yeah, but it's like crypto, I think in like 20 years, people I'm like, dude, how the fuck did you not get involved with crypto?
Starting point is 00:11:38 And I know I should get into it. I just don't. And, you know, I'm a pretty smart guy. Bitcoin. Crypto. But, yeah, but not all crypto. Hear me out of here. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Neither do I when it comes to this. Like, there's certain things about Bitcoin's good things. I know a little bit about it. Yeah, I've had some conversations, though. Me too. Yeah. With big boys. So when you talk about crypto, it's like, if you don't get involved in it and, like,
Starting point is 00:12:00 at least spend some time learning about it in 20 years, you're going to be kicking yourself. I have. And I know this. And I know Bitcoin and crypto, but even like, we get out of here, I'm like, I got shit to do. If I just spend some time, it could really pay dividends down the road. Well, well, I would say this. Like, I'm in Bitcoin a little. bit. Okay? But like as far as like, here's why, here's the only thing I say about Bitcoin,
Starting point is 00:12:27 because I've talked to the big boys. And all of them go, most of Bitcoin, most of crypto's trash. The thing about Bitcoin is this. There's a finite amount of it. There's, there's a culture that there's already an economy that underpins it. It might be a dark economy, but there's an economy. People use it. Number three, there's also a philosophy around it that's never going die which is I'm I there's an anarchy to it there's a there's a there's a it's a there's a it's a there's a there's a it's a four things going for it but there are people out there they're like I do crypto on principle because it's my way of saying fuck you know the man that's not going away and then there's a fourth reason I think crypto especially Bitcoin
Starting point is 00:13:08 does well it's because people like to gamble yeah people are like look it went it's it just keeps going up and now Trump and the whole Trump government has legitimized a lot of crypto. Oh, yeah. So. It ain't going away. Now, now, there are a lot of people that make money on crypto. A lot of people lose money. I know a ton of people that lost their ass.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Oh, dude, they're ass. But then I know some of the smartest people I know who show me their crypto portfolio and like, hold, you made that much? Like, yeah, man. Yeah. You're like, why would you call me? Why don't you just give me a ring and say, hey, do this and then tell me when. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:45 But they're all, you know, putting out their own fires. Yeah. But long story short, I do, there should be some sort of thing offered in school for kids. I agree. I agree. Because the whole thing is to set up people to have, you know, high interests. Doesn't the NFL now have financial advisors that come in and tell them stuff?
Starting point is 00:14:03 They come in during camp and go, hey, be smart with your money. But it takes out, you need someone to help you out, man. You need to be there. You need to. Like everything else, you need to be sitting there doing it. Yep. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break?
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Starting point is 00:15:17 Pluto TV Stream now Pay Never Just a weird thing Yeah Are you on the road this weekend? I'm not I'm going to play golf
Starting point is 00:15:28 With my father and my son For four days And I frankly can't wait All four days of golf Yeah but it's more hanging out Yeah hanging out Because that's what your dad does Yeah I get it
Starting point is 00:15:39 Talking trash Hanging out It's fun Old shoulders Give me some problem For the first time of my life very good for you yeah old shoulders so you so you'll miss ufc 318 319 i will watch i will watch at in utah on saturday i'll watch it will you though i will i will is your dad is your dad
Starting point is 00:16:00 gonna be like let's shut everything down watch 319 yeah really yeah he won't watch it but i'll watch it with myself because i have feeling coming on monday and you'll be telling about the highlights no no no i i get these i get these fights under my belt brandon i don't really like the way you're talking right don't show them the card don't show them the card don't show them card? Okay. I just saw it. He just... No, I mean, I know... He comes out. I've been thinking about this a lot. And I would say,
Starting point is 00:16:26 I'm going to go with Comzat. And I'm going to go with Comzat because the... I know I know the idea is that is Comzat going to do anything, be able to do anything when he, if he takes DuPlisi down? I don't think you're going to see that. I think the beginning of the fight, I think you're going to... I think
Starting point is 00:16:43 Comzat's striking is better than Duplacisies. And I think there's going to be an exchange of blows. You think it ends from striking? I don't think it ends from striking. I think that Duplice is saying, okay, I'll wrestle you for three rounds, and then you're going to get tired, and I'm coming the fourth and fifth.
Starting point is 00:17:03 That's very legit. Yeah. He does it to everybody. Yeah, Melton. There's something about that guy. He just doesn't get tired. People think that Duplice is smaller than Coms out. He's not.
Starting point is 00:17:13 No. I don't know who's bigger, but I think DuPlecy is probably. Both just big dudes. Big dudes. Just big dudes. I would say that Comzat's wrestling is better than Duplice, yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:25 So the way I see this going is I think Coms out has the edge striking. I think he's just more fundamental. And I say, and I think so I put, I think he puts his hand on Duplice's face more. And I think at the end of the day, comes out to a better wrestler, which means, which translates to him being on top of DuPlecy and giving him a good old. pounding. So you think he finishes DDP?
Starting point is 00:17:49 I don't know it's very hard to finish someone like DDP. I don't think you beat some a decision. Really?
Starting point is 00:17:53 Because you think if it goes five if that goes four or five I think I don't know if he gasses but I think he gets
Starting point is 00:18:01 fucking tired. I'm not saying he's going to gas and I give up but I think I think I could see here's my thing I'm not picking a winner
Starting point is 00:18:11 I do not know. I think it's the greatest middle weight fight we've had in a long time in ages. I do not know. But you did see Kamsat with your own eyes.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Yeah, but you were very impressed. Of course, but DDP's super impressive too. So I think I could see Kamsat definitely win the first round, but DDP is just so durable. He's not going away, but he's getting taken down, but getting back to his feet. And there's that for like two rounds. And the third round starts to slow down.
Starting point is 00:18:36 And then DDP's like, let's ride. And starts to stay on the outside. And then I think DDP gets a takedown in the fourth, and then the fifth he could finish him. Or, or, Hamzot is the toughest fighter ever in the first round. Yeah. And he's a fucking Chechnine tsunami.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And he goes in there that first round like he's done to so many guys and fucking does what he did with Robert Whitaker. Gets him down and then breaks his face. Whitaker is a monster. Yeah. And just took him down, took his back and sunk that choking. DDP beat the fuck out of Whitaker. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:19:09 So the question is we've seen comes out with smaller guys. Just get on top of their back. just ride up. We've seen them with smaller guys struggle. Well, you're saying, you're saying with Camaro. Camaro was at 85? Yeah. Let's not forget Camaro is also a champion and amazing.
Starting point is 00:19:24 But with older, two bad knees, older, smaller. Yeah. And then with Gilbert Burns was at 70. I know. And he struggled with both of them. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I all, I, here's the other thing I would say. I think what you're going to see is Comzot take DDP down. I think what you're going to see is Comzot on DDP's back. So then that's guaranteed that bet so then let's say DDP stands up. Does it take more energy to ride someone's back or does it take more energy to stand up when somebody's on your back? Both because because Hamzat's going to have to shoot to get this back. So so is he going to do over five rounds? That's a lot. Um, it's a tough one. I think I think Kamsat can also if he wins the first three rounds, which I think is very possible with his takedowns, his top control, his striking. I think he can ride the last two rounds. I think he can ride the last two rounds. I think he can ride the last two rounds. I think he can. I think he can ride the last two rounds. I was. I think he. I think he. I think he. I rounds out. He can kind of ride him out. He can wrestle. They can wrestle to a stalemate. They can be against the cage. There's clinch. It's dirty boxing. But I think that you're going to see, you're going to ultimately see Comzot grind it out into a decision. That's what I think. Oh, interesting. I know. That'd be a weird way from the way. I think it's going to be,
Starting point is 00:20:33 and I think the last moments of that are going to be DDP against the cage. That means it's not going to be exciting. It very well may be just not very exciting because again, you have to look at as good as DDP is. His strength is also, when he finishes, dude, he's on top. He's using his strength. We did it to Adasania. DDP's, jiu-jitsu's good, but he's a smash, and he's a smasher. He's just a hammer. But he's a hammer one through five. He's a hammer one through five, because I think he's got some special win that's that Kane Velasquez cardio shit. He's a monster. Okay. And that is the, to me, that's the craziest weapon in, it's the best weapon. Yeah, it's the best weapon, which I would not bet against that weapon. Because I don't think Hamzad has that.
Starting point is 00:21:14 you don't no you don't think he has that kind of uh not in the fourth and fifth he's very not and ddp's experience championship rounds went with some of the best guys and if you look at ddp's history like matchup wise there's not a single guy we're gonna go oh ddp has better striking there's not is he what is he's way better striking yeah um no i know strickland twice way better strike i know robert wittaker way better striking that crazy keep going keep going no i know Derek Brunson, better striking. Darren Till, way better striking. Brad Tavar's, way better striking.
Starting point is 00:21:47 God. He beat all of them. Unbelievable. Because his main... No, you play a dangerous game betting against DDP. You play a dangerous game. And he's an underdog, too. So that's another reason you want, if you want to make money.
Starting point is 00:22:01 But also, his thing is being awkward and unconventional. So you go through that whole list, Strickland, Izzy, Whitaker, Brunton, Till, Brad Tavars. going dude ddp's not a better strike in him cool he outstruck all of them because you wouldn't watch tape on ddp and go man that guy you want your kid to fight like him no no no no he's just an absolute winner and mentally the toughest you got to get somebody in camp who fights weirdly like that you're not going to do that no homzat's whole thing's not that homzat's whole thing is you control the fight it's do what you do yeah don't worry about you dictate the fight you put ddp
Starting point is 00:22:43 where you want them. So you think that, do you think that the Kamsat's going in there thinking, my number one weapon is my wrestling and bought, and control, top control, right? So he's going to try to do that. He's going to wear him like a backpack. Yes. Okay. You're going to shoot for the single and go to the back. You don't think, you don't think there's, you don't think then there is much striking in the beginning. No, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what they're saying this fight because even Khabib, and he's not saying anything most of us don't know, but like, umzat, his like, one, two is like traditional boxing, probably better than DDP. Yep.
Starting point is 00:23:15 So Homsok could be like, I'm going to soften up, see how I do striking, and then shoot for the takedown. Right. But again, that's not what got Hamsat to the party. So I wouldn't like that. If Homsat comes out and he's like, kind of feeling it out in the first two rounds, I'm like, oh, he's fucked. You got to come out like the bansche and hopefully it works.
Starting point is 00:23:32 If not, we'll figure it out from there. Right. But you got to do what got you to the dance. Well, or you save your cardio the first two and then you go crazy. Huge mistake. Why? Because you just, you can't keep up with that party. because fifth round is coming he's coming third fourth and fifth so your best chance to win the first and second
Starting point is 00:23:48 if you're if if if homzat's coach called me was like hey man we're going to conserve energy for the first two and then three four it's on i go oh cool i bet all my money on ddp really yeah because nobody has ddp's cardio but that's not hamzot's thing either his thing's not to drag you later the round i think this fight is going to come down to less that and and it always comes down to cardio to an extent but i think this fight's going to really come down to can comzat literally neutralize everything ddp has to do no see i don't think nobody can i think it's can his homzat so dangerous where when it goes to the ground he takes advantage and finish him yeah so if he doesn't finish him he's going to win the first few rounds yeah but what happened to that third fourth and fifth when you know a little tire ddp's a big dude you take
Starting point is 00:24:32 down stop working now you're forced to engage with him and he hits like a mac truck yeah oh and he doesn't stop so you have to deal with that for fucking 15 minutes at a championship level but again i have no i haven't looked forward to a fight in a long time like oh this one i this one's must see tv yeah i cannot wait yeah yeah cannot wait i have no clue how it's gonna go in there and finish him in a minute he's that talented he's so talented it might be comes last turn but you got like you know you're talking about duplice he just finds a way to win he's an absolute winner he's an absolute winner i'm less excited about the other fights tim elliott's still doing it um jared cannerner with michael page that'll be interesting that's fun yeah that'll be fun
Starting point is 00:25:22 carlos prata jeff neil's great yeah murphy versus erin pigo's what do you think of that so is that the co-made event yeah what is uh erran er i just have haven't heard. Was Aaron in a different league for a long time? He was in Bellator. Yeah. So then he just came over. Yeah, just came over. It's his first fight. He lost his first few with Bellator and he's been on a fucking like eight fight win streak. Yeah. The only reason he lost, he got hurt. He figured, he went with Greg Jackson, figured some shit out. Has it lost since. I mean, the TKO is, he was injured. So he didn't actually lose the fight, but he hasn't lost since he went with Greg. Yeah. But again, he hasn't
Starting point is 00:26:00 faced that tough of competition. Murphy's. such a beast yeah he's a it's such a tough first fight who is the last guy murphy fought if i saw that uh josh emett killer beat dan ege yeah man dan ege is a monster beat edson barboza murphy's a fucking savage what it what get talk about being thrown into the fire that's how it goes especially when he came from a different promotion with all that hype they're gonna toss you uh it's a different we're talking about a different game he's but picos never has not faced this caliber of fighter is that fair not even remotely not even remote not even the same world but not even close wow not in the same
Starting point is 00:26:40 category yeah so it's a lot to ask i i i think that i'm a pico fan i think you can get it done but this one ain't going to be easy um i think this so much of this stuff comes up to fight iq too like just how do you adjust to the big show yeah it's a completely different animal than what he's used he might have seen everything that erin's but erin's wrestling obviously world class um you know Aaron Pico was wrestling at 16 years old on the international circuit. Yeah, man. He was wrestling grown men. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:09 It's fucking ridiculous. Golden Gloves national champion? He checks all the boxes. All the boxes. I don't know. This is a huge test for him. Yeah, what you see? I don't know if you.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I think what this is is the hype real. Like, every time I've seen so many people who are great in, you know, strike force, they were great in Bellator. they come over and a lot of times they're just some guys not strike force strike force yeah was the real deal but the bellator and pfl when they come over yeah yeah okay rise in one championship they come over okay yeah it's just a different animal it's a different animal just it's you're in the big leagues big big test for erin pico yeah i can't fucking wait what are you going to do for the fights jim watch by yourself drink
Starting point is 00:27:55 nailed it nailed it didn't i brand so many people so many people messaged me after that episode by the way what they say A lot of them had my side. They're just like, do you just do your thing. Yeah, they want you to die. Do you think.
Starting point is 00:28:07 No, and then someone that says do your thing. The one thing about the internet is you can count on them. Yeah. I appreciate their support. And they also, but then also some people said like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:28:16 dude, we love you, you know, go to this rehab center in this area. Yeah, people that care about you or people that actually are in for your best interests.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And we care about it. Yeah. Well, that's what we're trying to help them. That's the main thing. Is that, anyone that says, dude, you're fine,
Starting point is 00:28:29 keep doing this is not your friend. I think Brendan and I have been around long enough. I know how it ends. We've had our own issues. Yeah. And so I think what happens and you get some age on you is you realize that there's a limit to what you can say and do for anybody. And we all have to be our own source of change.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You know, Rogan said something interesting. He was talking about last night we were together and he was talking about, he was talking, we were talking about some people that tend to get a little bit. They blame other people for their failings or they get critical or they get bitter. and he said you're there you're where you are because of you you did this don't blame that don't then turn and look at successful people and go oh those guys are assholes like what are you doing man no i didn't have anything to with your you're not being a superstar you did so why are you turning to people that have been a little bit more successful and criticizing them and it's exactly right
Starting point is 00:29:29 It's like, have you, when was the last time you took responsibility for where you're at, man? You know? Yeah. And that's an important thing to say. And you're talking about some old salty comic. Yeah, sure. I know exactly what you're talking about. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Yeah, but I don't blame, I don't blame anyone for anything. I'm just like, I know you don't. I'm just saying, I'm saying, and I appreciate that with you. But I'm saying that, you know, it's, we're all responsible for the condition we're in one way or another. There's, there's, like, yeah, things happen in life, but, you know, what are you going to do to get the fuck out of it and yeah but there there's some salty people out there in our community and they they spent a lot of time kind of like criticizing people that have been more successful and it's like hey bro that's all they are yeah they're lashing out or maybe that attitude is the reason
Starting point is 00:30:14 you are where you are you're not happy what do you got chin carnivance already let's go baby all righty let's start here but wait hold on gun to your head I got to do it to you. Gun to your head. Chimayev de Plissi. Don't think. DDP. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:34 I won't bet against him. Smart. But I wouldn't bet on it. But if I was, I'd do, DDP's a plus 200. Yeah. So it's not a bad way to make money. Yeah. Then Murphy's also a dog too.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So I'd parley the dogs, just because they're dogs. Now, if Hamsat and Pico were the dogs, I'd bet on them. Like I couldn't tell you how it goes, man. I don't know. Usually I talk shit. And how about page Cananeer? I'll take page.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Canada's 42, I think. 41, yeah. Boy, is he rugged, though. It's tough. Fuck. All right, do you guys have thoughts on this? Let me see if it pops up here. So a federal judge rejects Trump's request to unseal secret
Starting point is 00:31:18 Galangeloadm. Yeah, well, so here's my thoughts on this. People say, well, they're not unsealing this stuff. They can't unseal. it here's why because there are there are people in those documents especially under age that when they were under age and and it's not you're not legally allowed to expose a child who's been raped or or sexually assaulted or whatever it is there are privacy issues here that are in place for a very good reason right so so part of this is the reason that you can't just unsealed a whole
Starting point is 00:31:54 indictment and document is because the people that are in those claims, in those complaints, don't want their privacy violated. There's a whole thing that you're not allowed to do. But, but, but there's another thing that's going on. And I think this is what people are really pissed off about when it comes to. Couldn't they just black out those names? They could black out those names. Yeah. They could black out those names. I think the larger issue, this whole thing. And it's actually become a liability. and split the MAGA base for the first time. This whole thing is literally,
Starting point is 00:32:29 was Jeffrey Epstein an Israeli Mossad agent, and does the Masad, the Israeli Mossad have control of our government and our corporate leaders? The answer is yes. That's what people say. That is the, that's what people want to know. In other words, was there a guy,
Starting point is 00:32:47 was there an Israeli asset, a Mossad guy who was, who belonged to intelligence, who was also helping our intelligence, intelligence, you know, sort of cross, cross promotional cooperation. And was he, and you had 40 witnesses, many underage who said he did X, Y, and Z, which meant he took advantage of me sexually when I was 14, 15, whatever it is. And, and, and did somebody in another government have enough pull and power to say, kill it? And they killed it. And to, since two,
Starting point is 00:33:24 2009 or whatever it was 2008 we still don't know anything because because nobody wants to nobody wants to be caught holding that hot potato nobody who did it who was the one who said this doesn't go any further they're going to have to come up with something though give him his own wing in a local jail you're going to have to come up with something well you have to you have to feed the frenzy you have to you have to you know I you know maybe maybe it comes out that Trump was, had some, was there with some professionals on the island. Who knows what that is. But he's, he's, I think that he's realizing this ain't going away.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And, and, and, and they're powerful. Would you care if Trump was on the island with some pros? I don't care about it. If they're, of legal age, I'd like, if they're legal age, I don't care at all. It's Trump doing Trump shit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, that was a, that was a different time.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I assume all politicians are complete pieces of shit. So I mean, it's not even that. I just, if you had a bunch of powerful men who were on an island having sex with pros had been flown in of age of age pros nobody cares about that no family it hurts my feeling nobody cares about that yeah what we what we care about is were there were there underage where there's 14 15 year old girls involved we know jeline joseleine maxwell was not only convicted of that but she was convicted of taking part in that so that was she was convicted in a court of law but why have no other names been named what what's going on here well there might be very powerful for
Starting point is 00:34:54 of course that's what's going on yeah of course that's what's going on yeah so what else you got that's what's going on stay a little break b guess what shirt i'm wearing guess what shirt i'm wearing true classic of course anytime you see me in a white tea true classic if i look crisp and sharp if i cut a beautiful figure it's because i'm wearing simple but elegant design and that's called true classic which you can get in target and Costco or you can go to true classic dot com slash fighter If you're just like the essentials, like a regular white tea, black tea, I only wear white teas all the time. It's always true classic.
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Starting point is 00:36:26 I didn't do that shit. You gave me a warm out to ask you like, that's not wrong, raw, raw. Oh. What? I was in the back seat being a little rah-rah. Y'all, let me tell you how to. That's it.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's just some Asian dude that's, has like a, I don't know what you call it. You know, you've heard the term. It's called the ebonics. Black scent as well. He's talking quote, ghetto. He's funny. I mean, I wonder if he actually really talks like that. He probably does if he lives in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I mean, I think a lot of people who grow up going to black schools and stuff like that. It's just a, you're around, you mimic who you grew up around. Yeah. You know the, do you remember the McKenzie Dern thing? Yeah. Remember, so she spoke almost exactly like a regular American person and then suddenly she started having this Brazilian accent. That was a little bit strange. she can do no wrong in my book okay yeah there's some of that stuff is uh there was another
Starting point is 00:37:28 person like that who who was it uh who's it was it was the wife of someone who oh alck baldman alec balman's wife would become she as you guys say cucumber and then you find out she was born in new jersey yeah you're like come on it's cucumber why are you putting in a fucking accent man she got found out that's so embarrassing to me so yeah she said she was born and raised in spain And then her classmates, like, no, bitch, we're from Jersey. Now, have you ever been around a black dude who will be talking to you and hanging out and he's talking? And then you'll see you do it multiple times.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yeah, well, I'm like, damn, dog. I'm like, speak a lot of different languages. Oh, no, you, you're the most guilty person I've seen. You get around a black guy and you're like, damn, that's crazy, dog. I'm like, why are you talking like that? No, I'm sorry, sir. I would love to agree with you. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yeah, you do that. I might go, my man. no my man oh shit big dog big dog no i i i have seen though i have been with black men who will talk to us and then they'll get and then i'll see them go right over here to somebody yeah and then switch it up they switch it up yeah i think the kids call code switching it's just it's just a language it's well have you ever seen when uh uh obama when he's meeting the the u.s men's basketball team and he's like shaking hands shaking hands then he gets to like black guys like what's that yeah yeah it's great bring that up let me see that because
Starting point is 00:38:55 that Jordan peel did that shit so well yeah it was hilarious I love that Obama greets that Obama greets basketball team yeah because yeah that's it's it's just a different thing I would watch so I played pickup basketball with my buddy's black and uh yeah yeah there it is there it But when he was with the white guys It was just Handshakes That's like
Starting point is 00:39:26 He's all okay Yeah But there's all Like I was with I was with my buddy Kenny And he would walk by a black dude I swear to God And they'd go like this
Starting point is 00:39:36 They go And they'd nod to each other I'm like How about me? He's like no No You're not part of the group Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's like you know I see you Yeah Yeah Jamie Fox said that Jamie Fox said Tell me he goes He goes
Starting point is 00:39:47 See he'll be walking down the street and if it's a white guy they go this Fox can take a picture with you if he's if he's with like he'll see a black like a black woman will be across street yo Fox
Starting point is 00:40:00 yeah let me get a picture because he said because in our community it's like I have something to do with you I have something to do with you like I'm here too and we're all kind of like don't be thinking that you're you know and it's really interesting and there's a whole dance you play in that sense too
Starting point is 00:40:16 it's pretty wild he talked about it was so funny it's just culture it's just it's you're more comfortable with your own yeah there it is all right actually too i'm not even joking i don't when when i'm with my friends i sort of see myself mimicking stuff you guys say as well or how you say yeah sure we'll do that because i'm hanging out with you guys more than probably anyone yeah these days so it just happens yeah half my lingo come from brian and delia you know i was older And my lingo comes from New York
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah My buddy Jimmy Burke and those guys You know you just you pick up shit And I'll see myself Like I'll see clips I'll be making certain points I'm like I sound fucking like Delia man But you know
Starting point is 00:41:00 It's just what you're influenced People like oh stealing from Delia I'm like no he's one of my best friends Yeah talk like him Jerry McFadden my buddy I got so much from He was just older and he was New York guy And the way he would talk
Starting point is 00:41:11 I was like You just pick up their lingos Yeah Yeah all right i never forgot the first time he said that i think i was like i was young and there was this giant basketball player like it was six nine and like like i think he almost was a pro but like huge and and and way better athletes strong and got in a fight on the court but it was just a shoving match and i remember i said something i was karate guy you know and i was like you'd be surprised
Starting point is 00:41:41 those guys you know those guys will fall if you hit him right and jerry looked at me and goes and jerry played a huge just like you just giant play football and jerry goes like this he's jerry goes he's not hearing a peep out of you that's funny he's he like now we use it all the time and and and he goes you know that right not a peep yeah and i'd never heard that and i was like then you took yeah you're like oh i love that yeah yeah yeah certain things yeah yeah you as i as i find i'm getting older i find like it's okay to be like i don't know oh you know what i'm saying like i don't know how about that it's refreshing oh dude because i was i had this meeting with this big car company and uh i have these headers from from my f-350 i've never used this brown i'm familiar with them i've never heard
Starting point is 00:42:26 the one say it and i thought i thought the name was cooks i thought it was cooks sure k-o-o-k-s i thought it's good you right so but i've never been around someone that said it or anything like that i'm at a meeting these guys are the car guys by the they know all this shit and they go what kind of heads are there they go oh i have the the cooks for the for the seven three back there and he goes i can see all their face they go and they're like texas boys they go what do you have i go the cooks the cooks headers and he goes cooks and i went it's pronounced cooks he was yeah i went dude and i was embarrassed my that's the first time i've ever had someone explain it to me You know what I would have done?
Starting point is 00:43:11 And I said, I don't know. I would have done this. I have a speech impediment because I can't hear it very well in this year. No, what I should have done. Oh, you guys say, you call it cooks? Oh, in L.A., we call them coogs. Oh, this meeting's over. Oh, dude, it's coogs, baby.
Starting point is 00:43:25 But even with, even with my boy, right, even my boy in that Kibby Tech, like, growing up as a kid, when we refer to, like, wheels on a car, we call them rims. And rims are usually what you call it if they're on a car. On trucks, for the majority, call them wheels. And online it's called wheels. And he would show me something, and I was around, again, I was filming something. I go, man, those are 17-inch rims. And he goes, hold on, stop filming.
Starting point is 00:43:52 And he goes, can I talk to you? Yeah, he goes, why do you call him rims? And I go, that's just I grew up, we call him rims. He goes, no one calls him rim. Quit call him rims. Call him wheels. I've never called him rim since. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:04 All you need to do is hear that. I told him, I went, oh, I didn't know. That's all. I didn't get defensive. I just went, I wasn't aware of that. That's right. My bat. That's right. I've never done again. That's right. Just tell me and I will, I will shut up. Or even when someone asks me out of fight, like there are some fighters on their card I've never heard of.
Starting point is 00:44:21 And even, I'll be on the companion and Eddie be like, Dan, you guys know those two? And I can tell me and Rogan really don't. And I went, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. But I should have went, Eddie, I don't know those guys. It's okay, dude. Like, it's so much better. It's like, I actually don't, dude. And it's all good. I realize I know so little about most things. Well, people ask me about boxing, and I'll give you my opinion on Canello and then, like, Bud Crawford. Sure.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And I'll talk for a half hour. Sure. And then I'll hear somebody who knows their shit, break it down. And I go, I just need to just not talk about this because there's so many things that I don't understand. But even like when I did the Jackson podcast, like, Rampage, I was like, how do you know all this shit, man? he's like it's mind like you know everything i'm like i don't i maybe it seems that way i go i really don't i know my shit yes but dude if you listen to like luke thomas or some of these other guys
Starting point is 00:45:18 like they run circles around me man like i'm good for this i'm telling me like i ain't shit dude but like i know my shit like even if it's about history or or or politics and i'll hear like a guy like scott galloway or some some other guys break it down and i'm like you're breaking the shit down on a level like yeah like you spend your day thinking of about this and you've read like there's just a different thing no because i found myself especially like when i'm at meekam or i'm looking at a car and guys will be explaining stuff i just go oh yeah oh i know it's all good to be like i don't yeah so my brother knows car so like i didn't know what lifters were for yeah for an engine i just yeah i've never been privy to it no one's ever brought it up
Starting point is 00:45:56 to me right this guy was talking about all you need lifters for the zr1 i was like oh cool man and i walked away i'm like why don't i ask him why do i need those so so i just i got in the car i text my brother i'm like hey what's a lifter for and then he'll break he won't make fun of me he'll be like this is for this this this I just don't know that the basics
Starting point is 00:46:13 like like if you really know if you see people who really understand shit like a car they understand first the the rudimentary basics how a car works the principles and from there they tributary
Starting point is 00:46:25 it's exactly like like you know so if your kids in jujitsu sometimes they'll but what a lot of classes will do is they'll just start they'll go right in a triangle arm bar and you'll just learn
Starting point is 00:46:37 instead of going A, B, C, they go from A to K. Right. And you have to understand, like, the body. Like, what are the fundamentals behind? I hate that. Body control, wrestling, how to be on top. The Tiger was doing a Jitsu class, and they start off with arm bars.
Starting point is 00:46:52 And I just stood there. I'm like, I'm not going to be that dad that jumps in. Soon as a class end, I went, T, come here. Yeah. Show me how you're going to get there. That's right. And he's like, ah. How are you going to get that?
Starting point is 00:47:01 He's like, but I go, you can pull it off. How in the world are you going to get there? I said, here's the problem with this class. I'm not discrediting your coach. I said, you went from A where you should be shrimping, learning all this stuff. I'm going to teach, I said, I'll teach you how to get there. But you're already at L. You skipped all this, buddy.
Starting point is 00:47:19 And now you're, if you don't learn that, it's going to do a disservice. So that I have them shrimp. Everything is like that. Everything is like that. You got to start shrimping. You got to start from what you're doing, like from the bottom up. If you don't do that, forget it. Wrestling's the same way.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Like, how do you set it up? Where do you put the person? Everything is that. Like, you need the basics. You need the meat and potatoes. And then you can expand and put on the sour cream and all the dressing. But if you don't have the basics, you're not going to be able to figure it out. Like just boxing.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Like you can work on your jab for fucking, you know, you can, everything is like that. How you set it up. I mean, do you guys even want to cover this? It's just Ryan Garcia, he was about to get a divorce and then stopped it suddenly. Don't they have a child together? Yeah. And she's gorgeous. She's easy on the eyes, isn't she?
Starting point is 00:48:06 Yeah. He's Ryan Garcia, dude. Yeah. Well, I'm glad they're figuring it out. Yeah, I always love to hear stories like this one. Who is he fighting next? He was supposed to fight Romi, Romero. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Roli Romero? I don't think that's happening anymore, though. How's he doing? I, dude, I can't tell. But he's not having those episodes anymore? I haven't seen him online doing crazy stuff yet. So, yeah, it's supposed to happen. I don't think it happened.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Or did they fight? Shoot. Okay. So it's going to happen, I think. Oh, I did. So Romero on by decision. Damn. I totally forgot, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:52 All right. Here's one. I'm a boomer, so I don't know this girl, but apparently she's a singer, maybe a rapper, but Renee Rapp was on that girl's podcast. Oh, real quick. Does anyone in her know her? Because I don't.
Starting point is 00:49:05 That's okay. Hey, we just had this song We're growing Well, she's so young She may not Yeah, but so is fucking Billy Eilish Yeah, let me see It's what from that girl
Starting point is 00:49:17 From Call Me Daddy We'll look up after this Yeah So I'll just play this clip Joe Rogan Renee Rapp has no idea Who Joe Rogan is So she was on
Starting point is 00:49:27 Caller Daddy The podcast with Alex Cooper And that was not the first time I'd heard this name But I'm not sure who that is He's not in Ocean's 11 No is it He is Gen Z.
Starting point is 00:49:37 She's a musician. She's a lesbian. Neda, do you know who Joe Rogen is? No, I don't know what Joe Rogen is. Hey, can somebody get Luka over here? The bros don't know. Do you guys both know what Joe Rogan is? What?
Starting point is 00:49:53 Was he the one that made the clay pottery? They're full of shit. Oh, I'm positing. So, but here's the, it makes sense. It makes a lot of sense because I would assume Rogan's fan base is a lot older especially now he's talking about older things he has these yeah you know these these older people on so they might tune in when he had like fucking what's their name that singer that country singer on who you like um Taylor Swift no he's never had Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:50:22 on come on oh no no it's on his show Lys Cyrus maybe maybe the two like her the the younger's when they but in if you think about Rogan like yeah the it's kind of for an older demo older meaning like 30 and up yeah because if you're 21 you're not trying to listen to fucking ranella or cam haines or you or me like yeah yeah like that maybe they tune into the when he has the drinking bros on or something like that he's so famous though yeah that's why it's surprising i still feel like yeah but if you're not in that like rogan's probably not that big on ticot we're popping up on their shit or their algorithm on youtube it's a good point it's a good point our fan base is older too like yeah do you have a lot of 20 year old kids
Starting point is 00:51:03 coming up to you? More than I would expect, but for the most part, no. No. They were, they were our fans in 2012. Our fan base is more of our age. So if they're 20, 2012, they're in their mid-fucking late 30s. Yep. So ours is younger too, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:21 Interesting. But Rogan is definitely going to be older. Like, you know, he has like scientists on, talking about history and shit. Those young kids ain't list of that shit. That's right. It's a good point. It's a good point. point kids bring up rene rap let's see what she's doing yeah we don't know she's a young lesbian like
Starting point is 00:51:40 that's not her demo american singer songwriter and actress regina george and broadway musical mean girls go go let's hear her music she's probably got pipes that that picture is interesting what uh uh Let's see what she's working with. Obviously, we have to edit this, but first one, 12 days ago, or this 2.1 mil? I did the 2.1 mill. A real bad girl, but a real good kisser. Oh, stop it.
Starting point is 00:52:21 It's not for us. Hey, hey, it's not for us. The main lyrics were, I'm a real bad girl, but I'm a real good kisser. I'm out. we're too old you're way too old for me even to watch it yeah i don't feel comfortable like you know what i mean if i'm like this i don't feel good i don't feel good about it yeah all right good we saw that yeah it's cool it's not our demo yeah yeah and nor could it ever be but a real good kisser i'm a real bad girl but a real good kisser oh no i don't let me try it again i'm a
Starting point is 00:53:03 real bad girl but a real good kisser that's pretty hot that makes me uncomfortable but it's pretty hot not so it makes it uncomfortable because it's sensual no it makes you uncomfortable because you're 60 let me see you sing it no no really try no i don't want it i'm a real bad girl but a real good kisser did you like it chin chin how's my voice no it's just not for us you guys sound great i'm a real bad girl but a real good kiss me brandon now do it now do it now let's go she she Is she big in the scene or? You know, it's weird? Like, this is fascinating to me.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Who cares? You don't want to sing, dude? No, I don't. Where were you to say, Ted? Man, so. Never mind. This is boring. I don't care about her.
Starting point is 00:53:44 No, tell me what you're to say, Chin. No, this is something to take in. Way to kill you. So this one, so she has 2.1 million views, but then, so she has 390,000 subscribers to her channel. And then her Instagram has, like, three million followers. I always, it kind of, it's just fascinating to me.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Like, like, that much of a jump, you know? oh okay but i'm bored let's let's go to the next event yeah but i don't get it either like i've seen some pages with like two million subscribers and they'll get and they have 50,000 views or even like 3,000 views like i but i wonder what it is that's what's saying like that's is it being like suppressed i don't know no it's just they appeal to your vanity and you don't actually have that many followers how about that yeah you might be right yeah i just don't know yep okay Okay, let's look for another one.
Starting point is 00:54:37 How about this? I haven't seen this yet, but it says British man playing fetched with dog. Wait, before you play this, Brian, have you seen any video of UFO that makes you go? Okay. Nope. Why is every one of them blurry? Everyone in this day, because we don't have good cameras at all. I've never.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Especially in the military, it's terrible camera. I know. But even the military one that they, remember those? The Atari one? Yeah. The, from the 80s? Yeah. You mean the, the pixel?
Starting point is 00:55:02 Get the fuck. out of here lies all lies never let's see this one yeah it better be fucking good I hope so he's playing fetch on the side of the mountain he's cute that dog is cute as shit
Starting point is 00:55:16 yeah he is cute as fuck I feel like that's dangerous so there are you happening is it gonna happen here that dog is so much cuter maybe I was distracted by the frisbee oh my god Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Hey, bro. Oh, God. Let me see it again, just so I can hate. I wonder if they're going to slow it down here. Let's see. Let's see. But we have, like, stains on the TV, so I can't. Yeah, we'll get a new TV soon.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Okay. Oh, no, it's like shot up. You see? Oh, here. You see it right here, B? Watch. There. Yeah, it could have been a bug.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Like, I, fuck you. You know what? They got us, though. They got our attention. Hey, all of you motherfuckers, all you whistleblowers, all you guys, you're all full of shit. They're all liars. Fuck your UFOs. They don't exist.
Starting point is 00:56:29 There's never any proof. Fuck these whistleblowers who test. testify in Congress, all lies, all bullshit, all of it. Do you think Bob Lazars full of shit? Fuck, yeah, I do. And the only thing I can say is maybe Bob Lazar was working next to a top secret drone program he didn't know otherwise, but I think bullshit. I think Bob Lazars, because he's since the 70s, I think he believes it, but I don't think
Starting point is 00:56:52 it's real. I don't think anything is real. I don't think Bob's like some big liar or anything. I think he's been saying the same story for so long, he believes it. Yeah, maybe. but a lot of people do. They'll tell themselves the same story until it sounds, feels real to them.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Fuck off. If anything, that should be breaking news. There's a flying eel. If you want to get me, I'll go right to sleep if people want to talk about, literally about UFOs. Like you start talking about UFOs.
Starting point is 00:57:18 I'm like, oh, you know. Yeah, I'm not in. Show me one picture. I was with the, I was literally with Rogan and I, we were together when these guys from the military came to the green,
Starting point is 00:57:31 of the fucking mothership to show us on their computers, irrefutable proof of UFOs. And nobody's more in the UFOs than Joe Rogan. Yeah, he loves it. Yeah, I'm not going to go into the details of any of this. But trust me when I say this was legit sources, like legit military people. And how was the video? Rogan and I were watching it.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I got up and I got away from there. Oh, wow. I got away. And what Rogan said. And then he came over to me. And I was like, I don't believe any of that. It's all blurry. It's all bullshit.
Starting point is 00:58:06 He goes, I agree. And then he got the fuck out of there. Because no. Why are your pictures all blurry? And how come you're in a position? Why are you getting all these pictures on your? What do you, hold on. How do you, you get these from a helicopter?
Starting point is 00:58:21 What, how do you, how are you here to get these things? And also, why are you at this comedy? And if you were really, yeah. Yeah. You think the, so what, and then the Wall Street Journal, what a surprise ran an article that said, One of the things that our intelligence agencies and military does is when they're working on top secret shit.
Starting point is 00:58:37 They want you looking over here. Yep. That's what they do. And they'll do that with who? With some of the biggest influencers, won't you? So, hey, Joe, check this out. Right. But he's too smart for that shit.
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Starting point is 00:59:01 before. And this is what I do. I'll grab that max. And I just feel different when I drink it. I feel better. I have energy. Well, I'm going to do a show tonight. I'm doing, um, you know, my acting off show, my live show. I always do magic mind before I do it. I just, it keeps me in flow state. It keeps my, it's got neutropics. It's got adaptogens. Especially the max. The max. So, uh, two shows this morning, at two shows, I had to use this old nog in of mine. I start, my morning off, I'll do one cup of coffee, and I'll do a Magic Mine Max before I come to the studio. Get to the studio. I'll be fine for the first show. Then in between shows, I do the regular Magic Mine, and that's usually my routine these days. Yeah, and it kicks in in about
Starting point is 00:59:45 15 minutes. Yeah, I don't need coffee anymore. Usually I'd have to get like a quad shot of espresso. No. Right. I just use Magic Mine. And I guess there's a time release caffeine. It's about as much as you get in a cup of coffee. Yep. And I love it. I swear by it. It's also good for he's got macha, which is things like a crazy antioxidant. Dude, a magic mind max, get in, get it done, get on with your life. It's magic mind max. Good luck find them. They're sold out everywhere, but if you can find it, they're the best.
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Starting point is 01:00:30 guarantee 100 days stop wasting energy dreading task knock them out free yourself up for the good stuff magic mind max get in get it done get on with your life what's this jen you guys are talking about homzat and ddp earlier about their size differences and this video came out we talked about on a shop show but i'm going to send you another video too okay keep going but this is then i can't tell us that camera angle you know the camera angle looks different yeah ddp looks small all there though I do like how they're respectful towards each other yeah we don't need the weird animosity no I hate but they asked ddp about he goes yeah I'm super respectful outside the cage he goes when we get in there I'm gonna murder him like that's exactly what I need out of you
Starting point is 01:01:19 yeah yeah take a look at uh comes out with uh our boy Daniel cormier I'm gonna get your take on this is this recent yeah just now I think so, anyway. I said it to you, yeah, I got it. I'm just put it to my computer. Hopefully it jumps on there. Look at Daniel.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Look at Daniel messing with him. Daniel. Daniel. He wants to see, he wants to see, he wants to feel him. Oh, shit. There's no joke, man. Hey, that's the fuck I, man. My man, dog.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Holy s'm what the fuck who's that? First of all I left somebody to make him like that. What was that? you see hamlet in that video that he looks like he's six six dc's super short well dc's five nine dc short five eight five nine yeah and homel that's about six one six two probably maybe legit six two maybe how tall is that ddp i mean bisbing's a legit six one yeah so ddp is yeah says on yeah hamzot six two with ddp i'm sure they're I love DC six feet
Starting point is 01:03:02 Wow So that's about right He looks a lot taller Why does he look something Okay All right Six feet Huh
Starting point is 01:03:11 That's interesting to me All right I forgot how they looked I think he's taller than six feet It looks taller But What do I know You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:03:25 Yeah He's hot He's six feet He's a tall Stalbender's every bit of six four. Right. So that doesn't look like six feet to me, Bobba. And in that picture,
Starting point is 01:03:35 Izzy has shoes on. Yeah, so he's got a piece of shoes. Okay. I've been with Izzy. We've had pictures side by side. Easily, he's a little taller than you. But we're about the same. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Might be a tad taller. Now, DDP is, doesn't have shoes on. Stylebender has shoes on there. DDP is not six feet. That is a ridiculous thing. DDP is, look, he's, bring him up against,
Starting point is 01:03:56 with Bisbing for a sec. Hello, here's Brennan's. Look at that right there. there okay he's a little taller in you bub and i remember that picture he's a little tall i don't think so might be an inch taller no i look taller in that picture bud there's a line too and you guys are almost exactly the same height yeah you're the same way all right so so what you want to look up let's just see him right there let me see him right there was our arms being raised with with out of sonya let me see that yeah it's hard to tell there oh that's a what you
Starting point is 01:04:27 call it but look at him there at the way in look at them there at the way in right down there right there okay now look he i'm sorry but he's taller these are tough to tell but i mean he's definitely tall in six feet he's right tall than six feet but he's not six four no he's big but he's not six four yeah i don't know and this was uh this is blockovich not ddp oh i'm sorry okay it's all good yeah i don't know right there he looks like a dwarf so right there he looks five five yeah yeah all right okay um oh he got his girl on the pod yeah so his podcast pretty there though chin i'll give you that that's your girl he can barely see her right there but yeah it says taylor swift seven words so Travis kelsey
Starting point is 01:05:17 almost breaks the internet head of new heights podcast debut uh here we're about to do a fucking podcast but she was laughing yeah He said he was being funny. This isn't really news. I don't know, man. Is this a video here or no? No. Leonardo DiCaprio searched by police who don't believe he is who he is.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Wait, why did they pull him over? Is he drinking and driving? I think he's trying to get into this tequila party. Yeah, but he's not, this wasn't in his country. It's in Ibiza. Oh, it's in Spain. Or Ibiza. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:57 it's a very exclusive do you think they really didn't believe that it was him though no they probably just didn't know they're doing their job he's in black they're like what dark yeah they're like i don't give a fuck he's dressed down did they deny him access or something i don't think no they just searched them now in america it'd be a different story yeah yeah they should have led with in foreign land leon ar decaprio gets stopped it's like okay that's not even a headline. Okay, let's check this one out. It says model spends almost 50,000 on multiple BBL surgeries,
Starting point is 01:06:35 Brazilian butt lifts, right? Thanks to botched jobs. And that's her. Oh. Ex-flight attendant. Oh, good for her. Yeah. More nuts, am I right?
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, I just hate when they look like that, when they look fake as shit. That doesn't, that's actually a pretty good job. She looks good there. I would say. Her face is pretty. Her body's great. That ass just looks so fake, though.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I want, I want no part of that. I mean, I would say no. We should never look at her Instagram. I mean, we could, if you want, just to see what's going on. Heaven forbid she should have it fired up in the chamber. I must make sure everything's all right. Atlanta World.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Is that her Instagram? Okay. let's just let's see just to make sure i want to make sure we should confirm what's going on yeah you got you got to make sure everything's all right on the up and up okay okay well yeah now if that's your thing i mean if that if you're into that sort of thing if you're into tiny waste and a massive massive situations well that's just too big dude is it though is it for each end yes for me no i mean i agree i think it's outrageous i'd and she was a flight attendant yeah like she's not subtle there's nothing subtle that dude that's just too much i feel like those
Starting point is 01:08:00 are real but maybe her boobs she's just yeah i feel like she's just she's just she's that doesn't that scares you that that doesn't draw you in at all you're you have to come with it you know you have to be oh no no you got to come yeah yeah yeah she's cool yeah there's a lot there's a lot she's doing here that seems to be what's called provocative that's what their friend apparently yeah her friend has got something to say that looks like a young jisleine maxwell you have jillane had heavy hitters yeah i think she did no she jillane don't have heavies jeslaine i think she did when she was young no those are heavies bud yeah those are heavies she hangs with some real professionals all right what else get jen all right i think jes lane put in jeslaine heavy hitter when she was
Starting point is 01:08:53 Young. Putting Jislane Maxwell Young? She never had heavies, man. That's not her thing. Put Jisleine Maxwell a bathing suit. And young? Yeah. Or just bathing suit so you don't get fucking the FBI swarming your house.
Starting point is 01:09:10 It's too late now. Now go to it? Their mosquito bites, Brian. Hold on, Brandon. Hold your horse. But back in the day, that was the thing. That's not her, is it? No. Go to her right there. Those aren't heavies, bud. They're not heavies, are they?
Starting point is 01:09:24 They're like bees. She was never known for heavies, man. Come on. Wait, wait, right there, right there. There we go, Brenda. Oh, she got some heavy. You know what I'm saying? She upgraded.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Yeah, I think she had heavies. I think she got older. These were her real heavies. No, that's a job. It is? Yeah. Huh. Yeah, she had some heavies back in the day then.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm just getting them out. huh are you a big boob guy me sure but i'm also i gotta have a booty yeah in a way would you say you're more of a boob guy no i'm more of an ass guy yeah ass and legs yeah ass legs face you know yeah yeah check check check boobs are great but yeah i got no problem if they're small no none if if if it's better i've been way more attracted to typically if woman's got a blow out ass and legs and a cute face i'm all in i don't want mosquito bites no i don't want my tits bigger no but yeah if they're just normal i'm good baby no problems
Starting point is 01:10:37 yeah be cup no problem i'm all about it are you an ass guy chin no you like Taylor swift I don't like too big he's a cock guy he likes a cock and a beard I mean cock and a strong jaw line yeah and he's and if and if that cock and strong strong is is 50 proof he's even all right would you guys prefer like um basically flat like you said flat chest i can't do it hold on flat chest with a little bit of ass or big tits and no ass oh no i got to have an ass i have yeah enough so you'd go for the like no tits now i'm not doing either chin all right yeah but i don't i mean if a girl's got a blow out ass and big thighs like like just look like a sprinter like a yeah she looks like she's got the hind quarters of a horse yeah she could have horns yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:11:23 yeah if she's if she looks like she's literally somebody put the hindquarters of a horse on that really yeah like the big like nice thighs and ass you can't really doctors aren't you're gonna do that that's right tits that's easy yep there was this girl damn it i'll probably find it for the next episode but she was like you know those people on the yachts what do you call them like the yeah they're like stewardesses but for yachts yeah yachts yeah Boat whores. You mean boat whores? Talking about sea whores.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yeah. I'm not going to be able to find it right now. But, dude, it's exactly how you described her. The, like, the thighs and the ass. And she broke the internet pretty much. But anyway. Yeah. Just two more, I think.
Starting point is 01:12:10 This one. This is very nice. Machine Gun Kelly bought his daughter, her dream car. I did this for my daughter What'd you end up getting your daughter? I got a Kia Sportage. That's a good one for her. Good starter.
Starting point is 01:12:29 I like machine gun, Kelly, personally. Yeah, I like him. Got her a sensible car. An accurate? Yeah. That's an Audi, isn't it? It's an Accura. That's an Audi.
Starting point is 01:12:40 I think it's an Accura, Bubba. Go back to where it shows it? That's so cute. I love it. that he's a good dad what is is that accurate chin i think it's accurate yeah it is it's similar right there um it's good starter car because you want to you don't want to kick off your kid with a fucking Ferrari you got her a safe car makes sense yeah it's not going to cause a lot of tension she can still get around it's nice it's new under warranty yeah and people like give him so much
Starting point is 01:13:07 flack i was listening to some of his me it's not my kind of music but he's talented i love his music He's so talented. Like, he's just his own guy. And some guy was like, how do you, how do you see his, on the street? He goes, how do you stay confident? He goes, what, it's a constant process all the time. I'm always trying to, you know, shut up. Yeah, accurate TLX.
Starting point is 01:13:34 He goes, I don't know why it's her dream car, but it is. Oh, that's, yeah, that's a decent thing. That's weird to be your dream car. You know, who knows, but it's great. Good for that. Yeah, it's a good first. Because most celebrities get their kids. He's young to have a kid, isn't he?
Starting point is 01:13:47 He must have had her when he was really young. Yeah. All right. I saw this and this pissed mouth so much of this dude. This is an American Airlines. This dude brought in a vape to the bathroom and then got kicked out and started blaming the staff and filmed it. Are people on his side? Hell no.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Okay. So we'll be on you. Yes. You're not allowed to do that Did you put your hands on me? She just put her hands on me. Yes, she did. She put her hands on you, dude.
Starting point is 01:14:20 I have a lawyer. I am a lawyer. You do not hurt your hands on me. Oh, this guy's a terrible person. I'm 25,000 followers. He sounds like he's doing great. I mean, he did this. I've never, some people need to get just punched.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Like just, boom. I have 25,000 followers. Does he get kicked off? This guy's a terrible person. Well, they're already in the air, so But I don't think anything happened to him But then he also went on a news program Saying like he regrets it
Starting point is 01:14:48 He goes, I just, I wish I never even vaped in the beginning Because I feel like I need to rely on it That's why I had to do it in the bathroom Then literally like a day later He posts something about like, I'm going to go after American Airlines because they didn't deserve Oh, he's unstable It's crazy, yeah
Starting point is 01:15:02 He's crazy No, no sane person's doing talking shit like that online All right, yeah, that's it that's it We're going to be in Utah this weekend. Yeah, but I'll be in San Diego at the Mike Drop Comedy Club. Let's go. April 22nd, 23rd, then Covina Laugh Factory, September 12, 13, 14. And then I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina, September 19 and 20.
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