The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1123

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub discuss the new Charlie Sheen documentary, the alleged text messages from the Charlie Kirk shooter, Netflix's new film "Monster:The Ed Gein Story, current events from fans, Megyn Kelly going off on Jemele Hill, Dana White on Logan Paul's podcast discussing Conor McGregor and Ariel Helwani and much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picks.True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Come on, hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. If this is Patreon, we'd be able to play that music. That's what we got to start doing on Patreon, Chin is playing fucking music. Hit me with your best shot. You get more loose on there, June. Do you know who sings that? Fire away.

It's a chick, right? Yep. Come on. Hit me with your best shot. No, how does that go? No, no, no, no, with your bad shot. It's a bangle or not? Pat Benatar.

Oh, Pat Benatar. I want to guess that with a thousand tries. 80s, 1980s. 80s? I was in, I remember I went to boarding school. And my friend, my roommate at the time, I remember he came up and he goes, what, he's standing there like this. And he was super mad at me.

And I was like, what's wrong? And he goes, you want to tell me what's wrong? And I go, I don't. no you touched him when he was sleeping did you play my album without asking me oh and i go play your album without asking you i go no and he goes you weren't playing love is for strangers or whatever the fuck it was you touched my drum set oh i was like no i didn't and he goes yes you did and i didn't but he thought i played his stupid fucking record but even if you did i should have broken it yeah but even if yeah how about i break your record shut the that's what it's there for it shut

They're also roommates, dude. Oh, man. I can't stand people that are super precious about their shit. I told you I had that roommate in college who I ended up fighting where he put labels on everything in the cupboard. That's the most. I'll eat all your food. And then he couldn't deal with me. So he called his mom.

And then I got a random call. His mom's like, you got to quit eating this stuff. I'm like, who is this? His mom called you. We're freshman in college. That's it. You're out. You're a loser.

On all his nutrigraine. bars, he took everyone individually out and labeled them with a postie. He what? He like took them all out, you know, the neutral grain bars just come in a box and then they're each individually wrapped. I hate people like, he took every single one out and wrote his name on it. Well, that's like people who have, they buy a really nice car. And I know this is different, but they'll keep a car cover on it and they'll drive it once a month.

No, it's so good. I'm like, listen, then they drive it. Drive it, man. I'm like, fucking drive it. Drive it. Drive it. You fucking precious bitch. Drive it.

Wait, Brian, did you actually take the stuff after he labeled it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I took it. That's on you, dude. I'm halfway through the Charlie Sheen documentary. It's good. It's entertaining, right? Really good.

His recall is fantastic. Oh, yeah. Flip the menu over. Do you regret it? No, it was high. It was fun. He's a wild boy. Yeah, that was a lot of drugs.

I guess his dad and his brother are, don't talk to him or something? No, they do. They have really shipped now for a while. They didn't until he got sober. They wouldn't be interviewed for the, for the, The dad went. The brother's in the interview. No, but Emilio wouldn't. Emilio's in the interview.

No, he wasn't. His other brother was, not Amelia. Emilio Estevez declined to participate. So did his dad. See if Charlie Sheen talks to Martin Sheen or Emilio Estabez. But this is with Emilio. Okay. It says they had the close relationship. They just didn't want to be part of it.

Dude, Emilio's in the fucking documentary. You haven't gotten far enough yet. He's not. Yeah, he is, dude. They're talking. Check it out. See if Emilio Estabez. Oh, no.

You just watch clip. No, I watched the whole thing, and it said Emilio Estevez and Charlie and Martin Sheen declined to participate in this documentary. Were you asking about Emilio? Steve Emilio Estevez was in the Charlie Sheen documentary. Okay. He has more than one brother? Yeah. He's got a lot of brothers.

Does he? Yeah. Not a lot. Hey, why is his name, what? Why is his name Emilio Sheen? Yeah, like separate mothers or fathers. Because his real name was Carlos Estevez, and then he changed it to Martin Sheen, his real name, I think. He was in Estabez and he changed it.

Why was Emilio not in the Charlie Sheen dog? So what brother's in it? Oh. The other one. That's him. Emilio Asseves in the 80s was a huge star. Yeah, he was huge. Yeah.

So what brother's in it? But I haven't seen. He looks identical to him. He just has a beard. He hasn't worked though. He hasn't worked. Yeah, he looks a lot like his brother. Yeah, that's why I thought it was him.

You're right. Raymond. Ramon. Ramon. Ramon. Yeah, they all look very similar. Ramon's like the Wall Luigi of the Luigi brothers

Yeah, I don't know what they do But they seem It's a good family man Martin Sheen, I worked with Martin Sheen You can tell the dad's a good dad Martin She said something I'll never forget He was such a good guy

I did West Wing And we were sitting there eating lunch And we were talking about a movie Called guilty by suspicion It was the McCarthy era And it was a story about Robert De Niro played I can remember the name of the actor

But he got blackballed by Hollywood and because he wouldn't give up the names of the people he knew to be communists. He said, I'm not turning in. I'm not a rat. Yeah. And they blackballed him. And he said, have you no decency? Shame on you.

Shame on you. You said to the senators during the McCarthy era. Okay. So what's Charlie Sheen telling you? And I said, yeah, you never know how you're going to behave in that situation. Because, you know, if they're threatening your livelihood. And Martin Sheen said, yes, you do. Yes, you do.

But when you have to do the right thing or the wrong thing, it actually confirms who you are. I never forgot. that i was like fuck dude he's yeah you see him just as a dad and they're like are you upset he's like nope he's like you just give him love he goes i never judge him i just give him love and you'd always shut the this once you get through the doc you see the common theme there as a dad he's just always there for him always that no matter what hey you know what he just shows up that's what we do he's always he's oh he's just always there i'd be the same way so would you oh i'm there for my friends imagine my son oh yeah yeah dude how about the the charlie kirk uh uh

shooter. His dad is the one who turned him in. Yeah. But apparently they had a strain relationship. Sure. Yeah, this kid was. But can you imagine turn your son in? Like it's, I mean, there's a strain. It's a little different because, see, I thought he like lived with him. He's a good kid, which, you know, it's not the case. But so it makes sense he turned him in if there's a strained relationship. But he, he was saying, say you were really close with your son and he did something like that. Yeah. My word. That would be a tough decision. tough he was um because his life's over like the kid shoots and obviously he becomes this martyr

and all he was living with a with his love who was transitioning you know that right yeah yeah do you see the text exchange yeah i call bullshit no i think it's true the language in it the the the there's the the sweeping the stuff i it's a little weird i think the the text change is real i think it's fabricate not fabricated but i think it was pre thought out to get the girl off with girl the boy his his boyfriend off doc like like she's like you did what and then he goes yeah babe didn't you see when i was engraving on the bullet she's like what okay it's to get her off interesting yeah i'm just worried about you don't worry about me like i think it was all it's a little like and also kids at the age don't really talk that clean like that so i think it was set up

to get him her off that's interesting that makes sense yeah that's my conspiracy you go through our text like the spelling errors and the way we talk and he and also they're don't get me wrong they're gay dudes but they're still dudes so like holy shit you know like yeah no one's talking that clean what you're joking i'm so sorry to involve you stay low what you're joking yeah baby you didn't see me engraving the bullets no right dude now that i'm reading it then that context that makes sense i had enough of his hatred some hate can't be negotiated out who the fuck talks like that under the age of 40 yeah you're right yeah it was all pre pre thought about god weird right but you're back to the debt can you imagine

as a father if there wasn't a strange relationship turning your son in for that a lot of famous stories about commanders who had to send their sons into war into very dangerous situations knowing They were during World War II. Good chance they were going to die. Especially the British. I'm sure World War I, too. Like, dude, do you imagine? And you had to do it.

You, you know, you can you imagine being a commander and send your son into something like Desert Storm, which really was like a failure of Vietnam? But the trench warfare of World War I. That's different. And, you know, the aristocrats died just as much as the aristocrats were the officers. And they were in that war. So it was pretty crazy. Everybody participated.

But how mad would you be if you're a dad and you, you're a colonel or whatever? commander you send your son into like vietnam and then you find out it's all bullshit how mad would you be dude i mean you could say the same thing about iraq that's what i'm saying the middle east all afghanistan all that shit all the current shit all these neocons it's like all right do you have any kids do you ever done even a contact sport like i listen to these neocons talk i'm like you have you done any like any military service have you done any do you even know anything about violence or just hear and talk about it it's like unbelievable not good dude um what else going on man no much pala bostia has a game tonight at eight o'clock eight o'clock he's five that's

late i mean he's playing up with eight you but still does he get excited yeah he loves it this is this is baseball tonight of baseball he has football on the weekends but he's eight o'clock game for he's five so probably one's very late for ten for him it's late for me it's late for me it's late for damn yeah yeah it's like it's the weather be nice though right it'd be cooler yeah yeah i was like on the group chat with the parents i'm like god damn that's late game like yeah it'd be fun for the boys play at night i'm like i'm like oh my son's the only one who's five oh for five that's late as shit

it'll be fun though be fun baby dude are you upset that you missed your calling to be in a ryan murphy show the Ed Gaines story. I feel like you look like Ed Gaines. Well, I've met Ryan Murphy. Um, but, uh, he doesn't miss. And his new show was so good. He's the best. He's my favorite. I said, what's your secret? He goes, discipline. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. That makes sense. He's so good. Now, they casted a straight dime piece and I feel like, Charlie Heneman. Yeah. I can't really compete with him. You see him with a shirt off? Oh, dude. Bring up Charlie Heneman from sure. Most of you know him from Sons of Anarchy. But,

But my point is, and he's also English or British, you're telling me you don't look more like Ed Gaines than Charlie? I don't know who Ed Gaines is. I mean, look at that kid. You don't know your dark history. Oh, shit. Look at home. Oh, boy, you missed the boat on that, huh? You know World War history, but you don't know serial history.

So he's basically the Jackie Robinson of serial killers. So the inspiration behind, Jesus. You name a big serial killer, Texas. chainsaw all this shit he's the original and that's you with a hat on wow he look you and him look similar let's be honest you have the same beard real psycho huh oh buddy so you know how in the text chainsaw he made like he would wear their skin yeah and would make lamps or like you know silence of the lambs yeah you know he'd wear their skin and like the all that's inspired by him oh my god he's the original is that really his shit yeah wait a minute he create human suits out of skin

oh well that is October 3rd this drops your boy cannot wait this is my Super Bowl baby look at how dark some human beings are I know I just feel like you would have played such a better Ed Gaines than Charlie I would but he played

and this was a guy who wore people's skins that's where it was from you know your shit huh yeah of serial killers I mean look at the depravity that he's the Jackie Robinson of serial killers dude he started it all wow

now go to the trailer for brian nipple belts and skull bones bolts from corpses yeah all anything you know about serialers like especially in movies and it's all based off two straight off him jesus crazy right he was the worst of the worst huh let's watch this i mean charles is great yeah he wow he's a great actor he's too hot real dark about you ed gaines didn't have that buddy i think it looks really creepy doesn't even look good. Totally insane. That's him? Oh shit. He used to wear their skin.

Oh my god. That boy was wild. Can you imagine this shit? This is real life, B. You're the one can't look away. Let's take a little break because I want to talk about football and how I make money if I want to play football. I'm talking about real money. I'm talking about pitting my game day instincts.

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October 3rd, Ryan Murphy, Ed Gain, let's go. Jesus. Go into the murders that Ed's committed, Chin. It's bad. That is so horrifying. It's bad. You're talking about pure evil. now at zach baggins museum his haunted museum he has the the the actual uh it's like a big ass pot

that he would put the bodies in notorious criminals he was known as the butcher of plainfield he murdered two women and robbed graves to use the body parts of women to make household items and clothing some also suspect gang killed his brother who died in mysterious circumstances they're in a fire So it's two? When law enforcement visited his farm, they found a warden's body hanging by her feet in the shed. She had been fatally shot and decapitated. Her head was in a box during the search authorities

also discovered the head of Mary Hogan, gain a mid to kill him the two win, but did not plead, pled not guilty by reason of insanity. I'm sure he killed a lot more than that. You know? That's not that many. No, two's not.

Two is pretty lightweight. I'm a little disappointed. It's the way he did it, though. That's fucking strange. Yeah, two, though, too? You get a show off, too? Come on now. Come on now.

I'm like, hmm, okay. Yeah. More than just murder. So two, two officially, but then suspected. More deaths, including his brother.

Okay, he keeps bringing up his brother. But he only ever admitted to killing two. Okay, well, that's not as. But he did wear their skin. Mm-hmm. yeah and their tits see if he did wear their skin no he did that's his thing and he made like lamps and shit out of it but that was that was the people that when he robbed graves god no he did it to the the the the graves you can't use the skin yes authorities discovered a woman suit made of human

skin and other grotesque items of clothing i mean he he confessed a graphing gas okay to your point though that was old and used skin again this guy got a bad rap the more we look into it he's actually you know the more we look into it he's not that bad i mean he killed two people and his brother uh he crafted a belt from a female human nipples yeah he was a fucking crazy creep other items include skin gloves and a lampshade made from the skin of a human face uh yeah he was as crazy dude he was found not guilty by reason of insanity yeah well he's definitely insane but we'll have to kill him anyway because it's just you can't have that sick a dog running around that that's just even even in a hospital it's like we got to take you out buddy

i mean he's the original right he's he's the jacky robinson of the serial killers was a delusional attempt to physically become his mother now here here's the other issues in order to be classified as a sir okay this kind of shitting on my whole thing here because i was excited for this now i thought it was like 50 women and well just by all but but but by the definition to be a serial, you got to kill three the same way. This is two, okay? So technically he's not a serial killer. He did wear dead people, dead women's skin.

Yeah, but they're very dead. Yeah, they are. Kind of a recycling. Right. It is a recycled skin. And it's actually the mishandling of a corpse, which doesn't even bring jail time. I know.

It's just creepy and, you know, definitely can't be around people. There's definitely been way worse than this, and they didn't get a Netflix special. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Three or more people with the killings taking place or a period of more than a month in three or more separate events.

He's at two and there's a mysterious death of his brother. We can't prove. So we're still at two. So technically not even a serial killer. And then he was recycling old skin from graves. Okay. Some would say he was being resourceful there. Yeah, I think, you know what?

You know what? I'm a little disappointed in that. I mean, you can't necessarily call yourself a serial killer. You can call yourself an absolute freak and a complete shit. had you killed two women which is unacceptable of course and horrible he got off for that though well he he's found he's found no he's found uh uh guilty by reason of insanity no not guilty well when you when you when you are deemed criminally insane you are now put in a hospital so that's what it was he didn't go free but wow yeah oh back in the day i mean you're talking about

the middle ages they're just killing bitches yeah holy shit murdered at least 140 children yikers modern era i mean ed got a bad rap i'll tell you what drives me absolutely nuts is they keep labeling charlie charles manson a serial killer he never killed anybody strictly not a serial killer that's right that's insane jack the ripper five never caught them and only five I mean there are way worse than this man

these guys they need a better PR team John Wayne Gacy was horrific John Wayne Gacy you're talking over 30 bodies young men John Wayne Gacy's bad Boys boys yeah horrible fuck

A game though needs a better PR team two gotta put them down i'll watch it though i can't wait halloween's my favorite i are so creepy i wonder how halloween in tex me different than l a la la is a big halloween town yeah big hallowing town yeah can't even go to the party when is halloween october 31st man thirty first man right la la la la la la la la la la la what's that that's the song from one

pet boys or uh is that what it is pet boys i don't know man i think they're singing a halloween song the uh that song that's this play that's in the trailer oh that i want to be i love i am i don't have a good yeah our house completely transformed for Halloween joanna goes all out for Halloween all out yeah oh you had spider webs and shit and pumpkins everywhere it's pretty cool yeah i dig it's the great thing about having kids they love it so much the holidays fuck yeah they love it so much you just hope your neighbors part take

otherwise you look like a psycho yeah yeah I just my son god what a bummer this Ed Gaines thing is really getting to me man I was excited for a fun series two that's 30 minutes I know this 30 miles I was thinking a five part series right you're like hey this guy

this guy was the Jackie Robinson I'm not really the Mendez bros killed two and they made two by the way it's it's horrible if he got your mom I mean it's all horrible but I mean yeah we're just used to that's how fucked up things are we used to at least 10 well you give me the Jeffrey dommy you give me the nightstocker you give me all this shit and then yeah Jesus man you probably would have killed a lot more if he hadn't gotten caught you know sometimes serial killers start with grave robbing and doing weird shit and then they to work up the courage to kill and then they then they have to keep upping the ante

that's disappointing it's not that guy took that journalist down in that submarine oh i know and killed her killed him killed her was her yeah out her head off after i think showing her videos of decapitations yeah it's not in a submarine in a submarine nobody can hear you down there's a document on that wasn't there yeah then he tried to escape and they caught him like he ran away and they were like you know dude you're right there he's behind the bushes there's actually video of him being caught you're not getting away dude is that it it's so awful the submarine this is so oh the danish inventor who murdered a journalist on submarine why did he murder her because he was a complete crazy carrying a pistol

like object and a fake bomb strived to his abdomen a danish man serving a life sentence for the sexual assault and murder of a journalist aboard his home homemade submarine buffed his way bluffed his way out of a prison before police quickly recaptured him. Yeah. Pete Madison's high-profile case preserved international attention

by the murder of Swedish journalist Kim Wall seen in a photo published in the Danish tabloid sitting in the grass with his hands behind his back as police nearby trained their weapons on him. Keep going down? At a news conference, Copenhagen. Uh-huh.

He used a fake pistol on a belt that looked like a bomb. Hmm. So Madison was first arrested until 17 fall in a rescue after the sink-in of a submarine designed and built the UC3 Nautilus Wall, who had been working on a story about the inventor, was last seen alive in the vessel. Her torso washed up ashore in Copenhagen. She was later found out more than a dozen stab wounds. Only around her genitals. Weird. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. He tried saying he buried her at sea after a heavy hatch fell on. her head what a fucking idiot that's a sudden ring but you cut her up dude ugh oh that scared the shit I mean sounds like a motorcycle

I know but first it sounded like bam bam bam divers later found wall severed head in a weighted bag then he goes oh she died of carbon monoxide okay then he admitted

keep going down he made it there's only one who's guilty and that is me is that it why the fuck did he kill her because he's a psycho and just gets off on it

that's what those people do stabbing her 12 times around the genitals like just some psycho some horrible human being just hate he got her in his submarine that was what he wanted to do

God and then you have nowhere to go no way to go no it's a submarine that's what he got off on uh evil human beings out there evil evil people yeah some bad people and like to your point like oh he was insane no or he was just a complete piece of shit evil person say he was mentally ill well compared to you she was beautiful too really pretty yeah she's pretty young terrible 30 years old or whatever chin he can do anything for a Halloween butt oh

I got so many plans, dude. No. She's like, man, I'm putting my chair together, some shit. I still got some dresser drawers to put together. Get going, dude. How are you doing for your drinking? How's your heart? How's everything?

I've been doing a lot of, like, a lot of work. So, no. Sorry. Scans. I showed Brendan already too. So I already had, like, multiple scans. The results come in later, but obviously I'm not in the best health. So.

Oh, okay. Would they test you for hepatitis? They test for a bunch of shit, yeah. Why? Because you're just not feeling well, or are you just low energy? Remember I told you my, my stomach's been bloated for like multiple months? Oh, maybe like three months. He's a fart hard. I wish that was the case, too. So you have bloated stomach.

Yeah. And your heart is beating really fast. The heart stuff, everything else is going wrong. So they're wondering about congenital like heart. Is it like so where your, your heart's not able to pump the water out of your lungs or something? I don't think they said that What the fuck you're talking about, dude? Well, that's what

congenital heart failure is congestive, I think. I think because of all the years of drinking, they're really concerned about, like, liver stuff. Yeah, so that's why liver stuff can cause all this shit. All the shit. Yeah, so that's what they're looking at right now.

But that's neither here or no there. I don't want to focus on that. You'll figure it out. Yeah. Whatever you do. You'll figure it out. What do you got, Chin'in? Let's go through some,

so last night I posted something on Patreon. this is for like everyone though so I asked for like fan current events so they gave me a few oh yeah the fans say something yeah from the Patreon let's see you might not enjoy someone but they're from

the fans so I want to give them a shot what do you guys think about the whole Crawford Ilya Teporea thing it's silly it's a money move yeah so they're asking like yeah wants to box yes they Terence Crawford do you know what happened to Ilya if you tried to box it's so silly and then

Dana did an interview when he's doing the press for the Crawford Canello fight. They're like, man, why are you, you know, so against you know, MMA superstars fighting boxing? He's like, because they get their ass beat. He's like, it doesn't make sense.

Notice the boxers ain't coming over to MMA. No. They're like, fuck, no. No. It's no different. The M.M.A. actually, he's not serious. He's talking shit. He's talking smack. He believes it. Just like the Conner thought he'd beat Floyd. Oh, man. Please try that.

go, just go, go to the gym and see if how, but don't, like, I don't, I don't, I mean, but if someone said, hey, you can do it, but there's no money involved, all these guys, like, fuck, no, it's just a money plate. So it's the way you get $100 million. Yeah, that's all this. Yeah, it makes sense. But Dana's like, take a beating for a hundred. Dana's like, no, because it diminishes his product. So let's say Ilya in his prime, which is right now, let's say Dan goes, cool, fight Crawford in January. And then he gets fucking starched in a minute. And then Ilya has to defend his, belt in the UFC six months later

it just makes us look stupid. I'm with Dana. It's also like, no. Taking that brain damage too sucks. I mean, you're not going to, don't fuck around Crawford. Crawford will fucking knock you out. You guys don't worry about that brain damage. It's just, Dana, it deludes his product. It's a bad look.

Yeah, for $100 million, I'll get fucking knocked out. Oh, I'll suck Crawford off. So a lot. So, yeah. And then you can, and then he can punch me in the face. Whatever you want. Do you knock me out after? Yeah. No problem. Hey, how are you doing?

I'm great, but you can't see out of one eye. I know. And my asshole hurts, but I'm fantastic. Yeah, I want to give a fuck. Because I have $100 million, so I'm going to recuperate at the four seasons for a month in Bora, Bora. Make it two months. What else you got, Jim? All right.

Well, that was from Mr. Mike. This one is, this guy is a hunter. I was kidding, this fellow hunter, but he's a hunter. And he showed this article about these two hunters that went missing, like, randomly. Let's see here So in Southern Colorado And the thing is these guys are very like They've been hunting all the time

They know exactly what they're doing But suddenly all their equipment And everything's stuck in their truck They didn't take anything with them Their phones or anything And then suddenly they're gone So they're thinking something like You know

Something fishy has gone on there Is there a question or what's he? He's no, these are current events These are current events That they want you guys come over So I just play a little bit And Ian Stascoe Both 25 years old

disappeared while hunting close to the New Mexico state line. Deputies in Caneos County say they tried to make contact with the pair of hunters last Thursday. They say they were reported overdue while elk hunting in the San Juan Wilderness area west of Trujillo Meadows Reservoir. They failed to check in with their loved ones. Porter's fiancé, Bridget Murphy, says Porter and Stasco have not responded since. These two boys are very special to us. Andrew and they're supposed to be married in a few months. They're very savvy outdoorsmen and they're fit.

If they're able, they will do everything they can to survive. I bet somebody killed. A vehicle, which had camping gear and backpacks inside. The sheriff's office says that makes them concerned that Porter and Stasco may have run into bad weather at some point. Crews are searching from the air and the ground. And especially if they're not finding the bodies, because if it was like a big cat, like a mountain line or something, which there's mountain lines out there, you would find a trace of them. And there's also two of them, so the mountain line wouldn't be able to handle both of them. What is, uh...

It says in some hunting groups and people are saying it's kind of fishy that the last coordinates were at their truck and no pings or anything since. It's been missing since Thursday. Yeah, I smell that foul play. Right? That's what I would imagine. What, what, um, how long have they been missing? Since Thursday.

This guy put not from the area plus storms, not good. And, and they're seasoned hunters, so it's not like, you would have found them now. They're lost. They would know what to do. and just leave all your equipment in the truck It's kind of weird, man I smell a rat I smell something

You think a rat did it? Like a big rat? No man, that's not what I meant I'm sorry, I'm not a hunter Damn it Like a big rat Terrible storms came in on Thursday night With thunder lightning

Very very bad fog and rain But that doesn't really explain Why they leave their stuff Yeah they're still experience If you're qualified experience Hunting or hiking Southern Car Please I beg of you come to the right Yeah

If it was like you and me Yeah we'd be fucked in a storm right we'd be sucking each other off before we died. But would these guys are experienced that something, something's before I die. You have to. No, I don't want to do that. Yeah, thank you.

Dude, I'm trying to stay warm. I don't want to do this. Oh, you can be warm all right. No, no, no, no. I guess stay warm, too. No, no, no, I know. My dick's going to stay warm in your mouth. No, no, no.

No, I just would rather die in peace, please. No. Give me that cutt mouth, boy. Oh, no. Oh, God, no. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. All right, that was from Angelo, Sierra.

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take my money. Get more done without burning out. All right? More productive. Stay sharp, confident, in control. It's magic mind mass. By the way, I don't have any right now. And I would take one right now and I will. There's like six cases down there, dude. Yeah, there's six cases down. Yeah. You have it all over the studio. And it's all refrigerated. I prefer it cold. I do like it gold. Right? Magic Mind Max. Yeah. That's beautiful. Do you see that footage of the UFO footage with the Hellfire missile? No, but let me see the lie.

And then it hits it and then just keeps on keeping on? That's what they said, but I saw it kind of go away. Yeah, it's called bullshit. But let me just see it anyway. What do you think it is then, B? Oh, wait. Wait, is it blurry? Huh?

It's blurry. It's blurry. It's night vision, dude. It's a U.S. military drone shooting a missile and an unidentified object, just off Could that be another big drone that just gets hit and keeps going? Or could it be Pong. It could be anything. That could be anything.

No, but don't you think more than likely it's a drone we're not familiar with? A reaper drone shows a glowing orb off the coast of Yemen. Suddenly, on the left side of your screen, you see a hellfire missile zip in. Strike that unidentified object and bounce right off it. When we slow the video down, you see the hellfire missile continue to track. travel on its path. That trajectory becoming clearer from this zoomed out angle. Not shown is a second Reaper drone that launched the missile. Congressman Eric Furleson shared the video. That guy's not going to figure it out. Yeah, so the Reaper drones are the ones that shot the

Hellfire missiles. But then I think it's just some fancy drone from China, some shit we're not familiar with. But they're saying that hellfire missile should have been able to like own destroy it. That has some kind of a anti-missile technology. That's what I would say. Yep, I'm with you guys on that. But whatever that guy says, I'm not believing. It's not from alien. Yeah, it looks like Porky the Pig.

Yeah. Got some interesting years. All righty. And let's keep going. There was a scuba diving heist at Disney. This is in Orlando. So someone stole about $10,000 to $20,000 using scuba gear.

Okay. Let me show you right here. Got some interesting fan questions. I want to go over those. It's for the fan. so it's like, you know. Holy shit. That guy looks like my son made that scuba uniform.

He's trying to spray the security camera. But he got away with it. Like scuba dived in to get to that little boat thing. And what did they get away with? $10,000 to $20,000. This is when they're finishing up, you know, calculating to put into the safe. And they just snatched it. So they must have been inside, you know.

Yeah. They must have known people. And that's at the paddlefish restaurant at Disney, that boat. so they got away with 10 grand uh 20 they said 20 but anywhere from 10 to 20 most likely 20 grand this is megan kelly going off on jamel oh jemelle hill's the fucking worst i was on a flight with her oh shit the only time in my life felt like saying fuck you well i don't know where she is oh she's a raging cunt wasn't she from like espn or something before she's on the spian and got fired for just being too fucking woke okay i just everything's racial racial with her every even sports everything

She's just, though worse. She's just not smart. Some people are dumb. Play Jamel Hell, speaking of so-called journalists who have it all wrong. Here's this jerk, SOP 15. Of course, as you all know, in the wake of Charlie's murder, there was an incredible amount of angry discourse from the right, blaming the Democrats, blaming liberals, saying, you're the reason this happened. Only to find out, surprise. 22-year-old white dude, love guns, raised by two parents, lived in a good home.

Dad is a minister, also a sheriff. Didn't check it in them boxes, y'all thought even checked it. No, it did you tell me? First of all, a coat of mascara would be your friend. I'm just going to tell this to you, woman to woman on television. You need a little work. And you should have them back off the camera a little bit because you are not attractive. have to have that extreme close-up.

Push away your laptop, Jamel, and add a filter or two. Honestly, like, we actually don't use any on this show because I do put on makeup, so I look presentable. But you need work, because you can't both be ugly on the outside and the inside. You need to choose one. Okay?

Choose one. Holy savage. That is disgusting. That was absolutely disgusting. Fuck her. It's weird how she lost the points about him being a furry-loving, trans-dating, I don't even know what this guy's fetishes were

but leftist ideology infected guy who wrote on his bullets anti-fascist catch and notices bulges OXO et cetera didn't make her little monologue I do I love her

She's so savage She's crushing it She doesn't take any shit She doesn't take any shit I don't hear her talk sports She's fuck don't hear to talk about this All right um yeah i try to ask them for like some sort of descriptions but whatever

let's go to uh the regular current events then ming kelly's crushing it huh she's great fucking hilarious well that's that's harsh i would never attack somebody's look oh i would no i like that yeah i don't like that but yeah no i do i love it this is darren till reuniting with his 11 year old daughter I saw this video and he hugs his, so the whole video he just hugs his daughter

that's it, it's just him holding her so does he not have a relationship with her? Does he not see her? She lives in Brazil. Yeah, I think that it's hard to bring her in. I think that's it yeah, so because of the Brazil thing. But it was it's still like a nice and Darren's, you know, doing well

these days so that's always good to see. Yeah, it's a great video. I just had questions like he can't see her or what? Yeah. Ah, man, how much do you love your little kid, man? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

That's an ache that's in your heart when you're not around them, you know? When they're in another country, that shit is the... And he must be a hero to her, you know? What does you got, pal? All right. This is from, well, happy punch, but it's from the Impulsive podcast. This is Dana White. According to Impulsive's podcast, he was foreshadowing Conner McGregor dropping out of the Irish presidential race. They just wouldn't let him on. Connor says he's coming back. He's in the pool. He's doing his thing. He's all kinds of footage of him training.

You know, he wants to fight on this White House card. That's a big card. And then Wednesday, when's the election? Yeah, the Irish presidential election. That I don't know. That I don't know. It's like, which one is what I do, though? is he more focused on it?

Paul polling is saying that he's going to win by a landslide. No, really? Oh, hell yes. The polling's saying he's going to crush the election. So they're doing everything they can to try to keep him off the ballot.

Whoa. Yeah. What? 60% said he would win? What? Could you imagine, dude? That's correct. I mean, I think Trump kind of

proved that anything could happen. But their political system's different than here. So an Irish guy reach out and he's a K-man. so even if Connor wins it's not like in the states where he doesn't have as much power right they're basically just a celebrity their face of it but there's there's a lot more going on like he doesn't have much power no like he's not going to be able to make these sweeping changes i think it's a two-party system like like i think it's very similar to the brits yes yeah where the prime

minister is the prime minister but exactly yeah but like the royal family really doesn't do too much right they're basically the Kardashians yep Well, the monarchy is different than the actual parliament. Dana White in that interview with Logan, too, they brought up Ariel and people were like, oh, he wants the relationship with Ariel. I watched them, like, oh, it sounds like that's never happening. Why? Watch the video.

Do you not have that clip, Jen? So, Daniel White on impulsive talking about Ariel. Yeah. Dana White's like, how's he doing? So why? Because why is he so mad at Ariel? No, it's so much to get in. too. Over the

Brock Lesnar stuff? Yeah. But that's the unforgivable offense? He hates him. My take is he's not ready to scratch the beef. And I would love to hear who the fuck is the guy that's saying, oh, they have a superstar problem. Tell me what's ingenious

in the business, right? And even these boxing guys, these boxing guys that I was arguing with 10 years ago, where the fuck are they all know? I think, I think, I think I heard Ariel Halwani say it was. Dude, not this. But where are all these boxing guys 10 years ago?

I'm not trying to start. He said who? We just got another last thing with it. How's he doing? He's doing well. He's doing well. He's doing well. He's upset.

He's upset that the relationship is what it is with the O.C. Yeah? Yeah. I'm upset about it, too. Well, maybe this is a bridge. Yeah, maybe we should figure this thing out. Yeah, we should probably all get back together. see it's not happening yeah no that's that makes it

he was like next question yeah how's he doing he was like how's he doing meaning like yeah what's up man how's he doing oh yeah yeah yeah we should definitely figure it out and get the band back together like my takes like oh ariel's never getting a lot back in there that's wow that's dana man i feel like dana does forgive though forgives and forgets what would make you think that he'll do that with fighters he'll be like no he's never fighting again then he ends up fighting He did that with Nate Marcourt because Nate

got popped and He's done Very different, very different Yeah He's making money off them And they're fighters You're also talking about Nate Marker was a top five fighters

I'm just saying That's not forgive He can be for he can be persuaded or can I don't I think you're totally off on that Really? Yeah that's not his thing No one would say that about Dana

No No Trying to think of some examples But I'd love to hear an example you're so far off on this really francis right France would be great for them right damn's like absolutely not

never happening like well like his contracts may up with PFL you can never happening fuck that guy wow oh be good for business Francis versus John fuck him huh oh okay

okay he just doesn't play yeah yeah anybody that talked about fighter pay that he got along with name one Tito Ortiz is out Tito or T's out of fighter pay I mean yeah there were a lot of people that

There are a lot of people that were talking about fighter pay Is there anybody that was kind of leading the charge that is in his graces Name one Randy Couture Randikator is banned from events and hasn't been in the UFC Hall of Fame Holy shit Randy Couture'd be the worst example Wow yeah fuck yeah randy captain america

captain america is persona non grata no holy fuck dana doesn't play that shit hmm okay i didn't do anything that bad so you know he said some nice stuff about me from time to time so i think i'm okay i know he hates erio worse than me which i don't know what that says okay interesting it's dana you know yeah so it makes him great and that's also if you're on the wrong end of it sucks. Got it. Got it.

And not a fighter, but someone in media, remember Kevin Ioli? He recently retired, but Kevin Ioli was one of the media members that actually did ask hard-hitting questions and was able to still stay into the, in the media room without getting kicked out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Arrow's gone. Like, they don't like Luke Thomas.

They don't like a bunch of different people. but yeah Luke Thomas is out I mean I don't know for a fact but it seems like he's not invited to these no he doesn't get credentials yeah no Luke Thomas is as legit as it gets yeah yeah no he's not allowed in there

wow okay part of being a journalist is having to ask uncomfortable questions inconvenient questions of course you know it but the UFC's just got a different route I'm not saying it's the right way to do it or the wrong but they you know they let in these they've been really good at

being the only game in town like that's a huge accomplishment so many fight leagues why do you think so many fight leagues can't do it but the ufc has been able to do it like what is it a million reasons but that with the ufc with the ufc and the journalist it's like now they've turned into it's like they want influencers so they're like we don't want people pushing you know fighter pay and the the mohammed ali act the ali act all that shit we want people with huge following and tell us how great we are hey that's another business practice works. Depends.

The bottom dollars, yeah, they're making more money than God, but, you know, it's down in the States, the views. So, you know, I don't. Well, that might be because all the champions are an American. I don't think it's the way to do it, you know. I think it's good to have some people that aren't under the payroll. Are there any American champions? Kayla Harrison.

That's it. Yeah. Okay. Are you guys familiar with this artist? Yeah. I saw this piece of shit. Violin or whatever. Have you ever heard of him before?

Yeah, fuck that guy. Either of I. Yeah, but that's why he's doing it. Hope I never do. Well, this is interesting because he, there's an apology, not even an apology video, but so this is a punk duo,

punk duo thing. Yeah, because he started to feel what happens when you're a piece of shit. So I'll play the original clip. Yeah. I want to dedicate this next one to an absolute piece of shit of a human deal.

A throwdowns. was what West How about that There's this like the punk thing to do it like he's doing it like he's doing it like Look at this fucking loser now What happened?

You take some heat? You fucking zero Well listen to what he says too It's just still not good. Yo, real quick. At no point during yesterday's show was Charlie Kirk's death celebrated at no point whatsoever. What an idiot. Did we celebrate Charlie Kirk's death?

Yeah, you did. I did call him a piece of shit. That much is true. But at no point was his death celebrated. And was where? If it was, go find me a quote. Go find me something that proves that we were celebrating his death. Yeah.

You're not going to find a song. you stupid fucking zero uh what did happen is one reporter that bought their ticket online came with the sole purpose of finding something to report and no you provided that and we played a song um they have written that up as a celebration not a celebration yeah but we saw it you piece of shit we saw it you dirty fuck this guy this guy's doing it all wrong he's doing like if if you're gonna be that guy and try and get the left-leaning fans you got to double down you're fucking moron you can't be in the middle but he's a moron and he's a he's a zero with no character scumb bag he has dreadlocks so yeah with his with his life's already 10 yeah man all a man did was talk and he was killed

in front of his young children and his wife's already beating that guy up fuck that guy forever i think is if you're going to do it you got to stand by it dude when you start getting blowback off so you can get blowback but if you're this punk rocker you got to stand by yeah because he's this is how I feel about people like him people like AOC people like Tim Walls you know what I think about them I think they're dumb

I just think they're actually not only bad I don't think they're dumb and shit some people are just just not that bright there's a video of you yeah you got to double down you're fucking idiot if you're going to do the movement try to get fans well you're already done

a large well because now now you're losing the fan base, the far left that supported this fucking heterogeneous thing. He doesn't even, he's never listened to Charlie Kirk. He's a fucking zero. No, of course not. But he's doing it for the, for the polarization of it. So if you're going to do it, you got to double down. Because you did it, those people like, yeah, we got one. Double down is a piece of shit. I know, hold on. You do it. You get the polarization. The left goes, all right, we got one.

And then you issue this apology. So they're like, oh, wait, no, we're off. Wasn't even an apology, though. It wasn't, it was an explanation. But he's backing off. Yeah. So he's like, no, it's not what you think. So now those people that rode with you with this stupid idea, they're off, the right hate you, the left isn't on board. So now it makes no fucking sense to do. All right.

And plus the audience, like cheering him on when he says that that irritates me so much. You know, talking about when, uh, oh, I assume they're not the smartest bunch either if they're going to his concert. Yeah, I agree. All right. Let's go here. I don't know if you guys noticed anything during the broadcast with Canello v. Crawford, but this is John Anick next to Max Kellerman and Andre Ward,

and John Adnick just says something when he notices them that really paying attention to him. Oh, give me one second. The only man in the world who I want to do is on Michael Jordan and LeBron James with his Terence Brock, but he actually got into it with a fighter beating pot. This was a celebration of boxing tonight, gentlemen. There's more ways than one. You guys have devoted so much of your professional lives for this point.

You can vote to me if you want, but it's okay. Trey, final thoughts on everything that transpired. This is much about nothing. So this is where it's different. So in UFC, in the broadcast, they look at each other and they have interaction. In boxing, they stare at the camera. So if you watch Timothy Bradley, if you've watched boxing, whenever they're talking, they're never looking at the other guy sending it.

up they're always directly in the camera yeah that's all it is yeah they were smiling when he's like you know you two are the greats blah blah and they went all think so they're engaging but this is much of do about nothing correct this is people looking for a story john a fucking crushed it killed he was the life of the party great he's the best he can do any fucking it's so hard i don't think people always how hard it is to do that oh my god just keeps it going man but no he's the goat as far as that stuff goes but this is nothing they're not being disrespectful in in their craft they stare at the camera and they acknowledge the camera they don't talk to each other like a conversation yeah yeah which is also why the ufc's better than boxing the reason why this

became a thing is because john attic is the one that said like you can you can look at me if you want that's because they're used to the boxing the old school model of boxing he's like hey dudes like where i come from you can look at me like it's okay yeah like you don't have to be disciplined stare at the camera while you talk right he's like let's have a conversation and they're not but to them like oh shit really and you can tell like hey what's up you know that's all that is that's good to know then hey hey brendan let's take a break what kind of shirt do you think I'm wearing right now? Take a wild cast. I already know you're rocking true classic because we love true classic. It shows off my new wrestler bod, you know, and that's

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i did the other night because i couldn't sleep i woke up at like four in the morning and i will re-watch the Canello Mayweather fight. And, like, the speed, the speed Mayweather had. Oh,

yeah. It's just ability to not get hit. Canello did a great job. It was 23 at the time, but damn, you realize how good Mayweather was. What's this,

Jen? You guys watched this, right? I think this happened. Yeah, it's old. Why they keep popping up? Apparently they weren't able

to really find them. Oh, this is good. But they found him, and now he was arrested, apparently? Good. he would just like take money from girls right

he's the worst way yeah he'd find a way to like and in the beginning he would be like you know paying for stuff and then tell the girls afterwards like oh someone's trying to get me I need some money to get out of you know danger and they would obviously give him money but they caught him they finally caught the tinder swindler he's a real piece of shit but I mean these women come on dude it's like

no he's I don't know the details though I didn't watch that doc oh you gotta watch the dot it's fucked up okay it's a terrible it's super fucked up I can't believe it's a little thing I thought they caught his dumb ass No They got him at an airport though This Israeli guy

Man he got away for a hot second I'm arrested at the border Immigration Police Service And is currently being held In Batumi temporary detention Isolator He's being held in solitary And being assigned a state lawyer

He may languish in Georgia For months But all that money Like will those poor women you've sent them all the money, get it back? Probably not. He's already spent it. Yeah, if it's already spent it, what do you do?

Well, you know, so one of the things, one of the things that happens for, like, Americans, and a lot of people like this, they get arrested, and they're in a foreign jail. And what they automatically assume is that their government is going to bail them out. So my buddy, who is a international cop, for lack of a better word,

he was stationed in Tahiti. and this dude got caught he was on his way to Australia from the United States and he got caught with drugs he was taking drugs from the U.S. to Australia to sell them but a lot of drugs the Tahitians found them and put him in jail now they put him in in a jail that was underneath like it was so there was a jail house and then there was an underneath area and it was basically a kind of a dirt floor with some windows hot mosquitoes flies and so he when my friend got there he was like this is bullshit then i'm giving my vitamins they're not giving my food fuck you guys and he was like this right

what my friend said to him was he goes hey we don't we are not able to get you out no we're not getting you out you're the crime in their country yeah we're not this is not something that the united states is going to step in and say hey you're just some dude so he my friend went back to see him and the next time he saw him he was a mess bit up with mosquitoes and everything living there and he goes you're all right and he goes yeah everything's great I'm amazing things are really really good he wouldn't dare say anything and that's kind of what happens when you're a fucking American and you fucked up like that this guy's not american though I know but he's Israeli he might think the Israeli government's going to step in they're not going

to step in he's in fucking Georgia that you belong to Georgia right now that's that's south of Russia that's not a good place to be I'm sure they're not treating that well so it's grounds for exists that would prohibit extradition for instance whether a person's being

politically prosecuted or whether there's a risk of torture or inhumane treatment in Israel hmm hmm

okay wow he's a piece of shit yeah that guy sucks hopefully they give him a little torture out there what else you got you

let's do Tom Brady got a facelift I think you said that before yeah I can see it the facelift I think he's on Ozmpic and just drinks

avocado shakes yeah so this is obviously you know satirical in a sense because he's not coming out of time to actually play football he's coming out to play flag football

in Saudi Arabia because that guy Turkey Alashik he's hosting this you know the reality flag football is huge man it's going to be in the olympics in texas it's massive it kind of bothers me how many dads are into flag football because it's not real football but the issue is now like guys are going to start making money playing flag football and there's going to be flag football in olympics there's college flag football were you a d1 flag football player will that bother you

yeah yeah yeah like this team asked tiger to go you know you can play some ball especially his hands he has really good hands he's big like oh we'd love to have him our travel flag football team oh very cool when are you guys going to tackle though and he was well eventually i'm like what's eventually what do you mean they get they got to find out footballs for them or not yeah i don't want you to be the best at flag flag yeah i've been i've been i've been i've been i take you know we'll do jihitsu and i'll practice moves and and the difference between practicing your moves and then putting them to practice when somebody's actually trying to fucking do moves on you and wrestle you is literally like night and day it's like what yeah but yeah with flag football though like flag football is its

own thing like as far as the skilled position like there it actually might require a different kind of athlete no no no no no no what do you mean that what do you mean it's great athletes like it's not I'm saying but you it's not a different hour you can be no well no but like like Tyree kill plays flag football. Like our guys get like D.K. Metcalf would destroy in flag football. It's not that and it's good for quarterbacks. For the skilled position, it's great. But it's like if you'd want, I would hope, but they're worried about CT. So there's no linemen. So they're out. But as far as the skill set, it's good to build skill sets. No, they're alignment. Because you're still rushing the quarterback to try to grab his back. Brian, there's no alignment in flag football. There are no linemen? Buddy. It's seven on seven.

It's only a skilled position. Why the fuck would you have linemen in flag football? Because you have people trying to get to the quarterback rushing in. That would be football, dude. You have linebackers blitzing. They can, you can, but don't you need blockers for that?

No, it's flag football, dude. But do you have blockers? No, there's no blocking flag football. I think there is. It's flag football. Yeah.

Yes. Lineman exists in some forms of flag football. Like, what are you talking about? Why do you have to die on these hills? Like, you're like, no.

Like, Bubba, you still have people, like trying to get to the quarterback so you need to go block right so am i wrong so there's no dedicated linement there's so so the center right hikes it and runs a route but there's no offense alignment so my kids play flag football there's no alignment so in high level go to flag football in like the olympics or like the travel ball there's no there's like there's not a tackle and a guard right but there's no defense of blocking no there's there you're not allowed to block you're not It's illegal.

So if, so I see. So, so, see says rush a roll, single defensive player, which is usually a linebacker will blitz. Oh, but there's not your traditional line. You don't have somebody there blocking.

No, you're not allowed to block is what I'm saying. No. Oh, wow. Okay. So if you block, it's illegal. Got it. Yeah.

So, so, so our communications are different. But they cannot make contact with their hands or they use elbows. See what I'm saying? There's no linemen. Okay.

Yeah. The prime job in the line is to protect the quarterback by screening incoming rushers. So you can kind of get your body in the way? I guess and they go around you. Pass the block is to reason. Let me let me see that. Bring up a high level flag football

game. Let's see. Now these kids are fucking talented. Oh yeah. But they'll do moves like this. They'll do moves like this so you can't, they'll put the ball up here and then lower down here and run like this so it's hard to grab the flags or the turn like this. Yeah.

Okay, so I see what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? Like there's why's it all women? Wait, so. let me see men's italy flag football championship let's say yeah oh wow okay I'm wrong wait what is it's five on five oh right all right my bad my bad completely oh wow oh I had no idea so there aren't any there's nobody's blocking but Brian when you said it opens doors to other people I get what you're saying because you're saying like like people that could not play an actual tackle they could actually they can play in flag football they're not going

to get freaking destroyed so it'll well it's like he said it's it favors the skilled positions right but it still opens door to it fast it doesn't though it does like competitive like you have real athletes in flag football then so if your son's on athletic and just doesn't like it hit yeah you could play at a low level of flag football that's what we're talking about you're not playing at a high level because you still got to jump catch the ball be faster cover a guy oh yeah you got you got to be a foreigner backs at flag football dude there's if you go to like the top kids they're insane they're on ESPN dude they're so and then my my thing is is and maybe I'm old school as fuck I'm like well that kid's going to get a scholarship to

old miss or something right but does he play tackle football though right but this this is what the dads do here so in the fall those talented kids will play tackle football yeah then in spring and summer we'll play flag yeah so you develop this because still the same skill set you're just not getting hit you know you're so it builds the skill set so you're playing with pads pads or pads have to play a factor getting hit has to play a factor getting hit it's a little bit like but if you're a big guy like if you're 300 pounds like and you see and people like dude flag football's taking off you're like fuck like there's nothing for you fuck there's no blocking there's no wow my bad sorry about that do you see what i wasn't being mean i'm saying like you know i don't know

you know your kids play yeah fuck do i know yeah yeah it's fucking weird sorry it's weird it's weird because i've always played with blockers so when we play like i'm yeah like you do this yeah yeah i know we would yeah yeah yeah yeah no like tiger plays it and so they don't have that though is it It's just like, there's no block, and it's getting in the way. And then even Bossie, one of his touchdowns got called back because the kid went to grab his flag and he just hit his hand and fucking ran 90 yards. Food fight, food fight. Yeah, there's not much behind this as far as context.

But we all love Benihana's, right? Oh, I love it. There's no Benihana's out in Austin, right? I don't think so. It was my favorite. But you can find something similar, probably Teppaniaki. But when I first saw this, I thought it was like just, customers, but their employees

that fought each other. Oh, damn. They're fucking throwing shrimp and shit at each other. That's not good. That's not a good look when your employee is freaking out. Yeah, we got to get you out of there. That's what? on the same thing you just watch because there are a lot of knives around everybody's good with

knives somebody starts getting diced up she she she she she it's like no no i don't stay away from that and then there's always a woman at screams yep you got to always have your woman at screams and you have to have the guy who doesn't act like nothing is going on there's a one guy who's waiting for a bus and there's a woman screaming i'm not getting up leaving my dinner no i love denihanas yeah but you don't want something thrown at you that would so in him as me so being held down being held by a chef by the way there you go and the security he's not doing so well

oh he's an employee there yeah things didn't go well for him everybody just freaked the fuck out they're like dude do the shrimp toss things like dude I'm so sick of it yeah dude do the onion volcano thing he's like I'm not doing it man and then they fucking fought did you chop your onions you know yeah it's always I fucking love Betty Honest kiddos love

Betty Honest too that place is lit it's fun for the kid Jen look it up is there any in Austin did you ever read kitchen confidential uh sure's fuck didn't Anthony Bourdain's book? No. Oh, it's fucking great. And it's about the insanity of the restaurant. Oh, I bet. The amount of drugs involved and the amount of shit. Oh, I bet. Those boys

are wild. There's a Benihana's in Austin? First of all, it's one star. I don't know what's happening. No, it's not. Looks like it's five stars. No, that'd be one B. This is, see the five, see the only one's highlighted? Yikes. That's not good at all. But is it a really Benny

Benny Hanna, Austin? Whoa. all right you know who started Benny Hottis yes Steve Ioki's father that's right well that's

that's in California he was a genius he made the chairs just a little uncomfortable so people didn't stay for too long their chairs are uncomfortable isn't that interesting

it was like I'm gonna make the chairs a little uncomfortable so that you you just you've had enough after you know maybe 50 minutes then you want to get done I mean it does take a hot second

you're there for about an hour with their cooking all that shit. Did you know that LeVar Ball had to get his leg amputated? From diabetes?

Diabetes? I think it was. But this is in good spirits with his new prosthetic life? We haven't heard from him or his kiddos in a while. Yeah. Wow.

Hello and now. Big ball is back, baby. Yes, indeed. Hey, hangar, I'm going to tell you all again. Hanger is the best place

to get prosthetics. Trust me what I'll tell you. I came in there rolling. and with the staff and the people they got I can't stroke I'm back baby anger I love you all to death and the staff you guys got

keep doing your fat but big ball is back to strove I mean he takes all the shit but it's amazing when he's done with his three sons I mean you gotta give them I have nothing but respect for that man all three taste the NBA

are you kidding and two of them are legit that's insane that's insane that's insane that's able to do that You got to give a man like that, props. What are you talking about?

Okay, this is a little, just watch it until the end. You'll see what's going on here. This is Druski. If I want to be a nigger, I can. Oh. I didn't know they had white girls out here in Mexico. I'm Mexican. You ain't white?

Yes. Are you Mexican or are you white? I'm Mexican. Mexicana. You could pass for a white girl. in L.A., like one of them Valley Girl. Yes, I know. You drink macha?

Yes. You white, then. Yeah, all right, you sign. You don't even say no more. You're good. Come sign. Come sign your name right here. Put your number down, too.

We'll catch up on the, on the, damn. Nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you, too, nigga. Yeah, nigga. No, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, no, you don't speak English. Oh, no, no, no. It's a bad word? Black guy.

Okay. So, if I want to be a nigger, I can't. Oh, no, no, no. I thought it's, negra. I'm blanca. Negra. Okay. Yes, see.

I thought it was like Sholo in, in Spanish. Chico Negro. Me. Chico Negro. My chico, Negro. Okay. So I have some respect. I'm so sorry.

Yeah. It's a very full color. Negra. Yeah. Negra. Look at his hat, by the way. It's supposed to be. Negr.

Okay. She have some respect. Okay. Thank you. I. I know that was, like, an offence. He said, he said it again. you said you'd be saying it too no i've heard mexicans use that word though it's always weird

i've heard mexican and Asians use it and Puerto Ricans yeah it's like and they get a free pass yeah it's weird this is kSI meeting mini kSI is kSI on his knees it looks like the guy's on like a race on a platform like an apple box riveting out pretty jacked that little guy usually they are though yeah yeah like little people you don't see a skinny little little person ever they always have insane asses and there's the stumpy like you're not can see a long arms first yeah he does yeah and his traps all the way down his forum yeah

I'd like to meet up mini version of me. Yeah. If there's any mini versions of Brennan, please send in. Please send it in. Yeah. Even Brian, too, that'd be awesome. Yeah. Yeah, boys, I think that's it.

We did it, man. We did it again, right? We fucking did it. We did it good. We're going to see you this weekend at the Comedy Zone. Friday, Saturday, September 19th, and 20th. Albuquerque, New Mexico, October 3rd and 4th. What's the club in Albuquerque?

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