The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1126

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk Brendan's trip to Michigan, Shohei Ohtani's talent, Bryan seeing the Eli Young Band, Glow Worm girls, bear attacking a man and him attacking back, man eating caribou innards, woman getting impaled in her booty by freeway shrapnel and much more. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkSignos - Go to https://www.signos.com/ and get $10 off select plans with code Fighter.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into $200 in bonus bets if your bet wins.Progressive - Visit http://progressive.com/ after this episode to see if you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. All right, let's rock and roll. What's up, buddy, boys? Once again, Brennan's job, fresh off the presses of Detroit or the area. You ever been to Flint, Michigan?

I have. I have, here's the thing about Michigan. Because I remember I went out there. I did, for comedy, they have that majestic theater. I think I played that. Yeah. So Lake Michigan in the summer, Cordillane, Idaho in the summer.

When you get in that water, the water is so beautiful and blue. And it's still cold as far. It's still cold. So far from Minnesota? But it's still, it's still like that, that, those northern lakes. Oof. Cold, cold, cold. And Michigan is nice.

Two months of the year. What, fall, spring, summer? Yeah, two, maybe two, three. four months yeah no it's nice up there actually you just don't want to be it in the winter no winter's winter's gray it's gray it used to be pop and back in was that oh yeah 40s 50s when the cars was one of the richest cities in the world it was number one yeah in america was number one for a while when they had four Chevy there all that shit and then it just uh went by the wayside went by the way i think you got listed as number one most dangerous city took over chicago probably probably uh

what a lion's game though the the the downtown like around they win yeah Yeah, they beat the shit out of that team. They beat them the whole time. Same coach, right? Oh, yeah. Is it Brable? No. Rayble was for the Tennessee Titans.

Did you see the Dallas game? And it's in a tie 40-40. Yeah. That was a wild game. Dallas Green Bay. I'm ready for MLB playoffs, pal. Fuck NFL right now. Not the biggest NFL guy.

You're not, are you? No. I mean, I don't have a chance to watch it. This is where... MLB, that's getting toasty. You and your boys are going to be watching this. Oh, yeah. This is when baseball actually gets beautiful.

So much fun. I love watching it. Think of what Otani's doing. He's the Babe Ruth of our generation. I've not seen any game once. Talk to me about Otani. What's he up to? Literally, he'll win MVP.

Is he the best baseball player ever? Ever. Statistically ever. Is that true? Yeah, man. Is that really true? Yeah, that's true. He's the best baseball player ever.

He's the best pitcher in the league. he's the best hitter in the league like that's never been done that's never been done babe ruth days but then again babe ruth who's just throwing to white guys that's right what tony's playing at the highest level he's the best pitcher he's the best pitcher he's the best hitter so his his mindset his and it's not it's not like it's not like receiver cornerback where there's similarities they're completely two different things they are completely throwing throwing hitting very different very different very fucking difficult and he's the best it's insane he's quite

simply the best the best yeah i can't wait damn they start the the wild card with the they start the wild card uh against the cincinnati reds who we could we should dog walk i think babe ruth is is to put him in the same thing is is more more myth not myth but he was great then it's a very different It's just different, but at the time he was a freak. Babe Ruth, you can only play against your competition. He was an absolute freak. And I think it would slow the ball down, all that stuff.

He was a freak, man. Man. Yeah, I can't wait. No, Tony. I can't freaking wait. Damn. He was the first player in Major League Baseball history to achieve a 50-50 season, hitting 50 home runs and stealing.

Stealing. So he's fast, too. Super fast. He's a freak, dude. He's huge. and I think he's at 55 home runs this year the most he's ever hit he's never and he's been pitching he's a fucking freak dude he's the biggest freaking sports there's nobody's even close that's there's nobody close nobody close no who wow do we know the only guy in the NFL plays

both ways is Travis right yeah yeah he's okay in the NFL at both ways I mean he's gonna get really good but he's not going to be MVP what was his childhood like was he trained to be a baseball oh yeah freak yeah freak yeah and uh wow and very very big for especially for a japanese guy yeah yeah some big boys over there though uh must be well i mean i train a lot of times not with but next to uh um satoshi satoshi he's short though so she's almost six feet maybe yeah he's not a big dude he's he's bulky yeah bulky yeah thick yeah um yeah i was watching him spar yeah this guys get after it you did you train with him for a long time yeah oh you train with them for a long time yeah yeah yeah i can't wait m o b i think

they start tuesday yeah then you got a big ufc this weekend it's gonna be a nice little week for us, dude. I like it. Me and Chin are going to shoot some extra content for the Patreon on Thursday, and you go my favorite barbecue spot? You watch the fights this weekend? Yes. Yeah. But this

weekend is the pay-per-view, bud. Well, Magamette, Alex. Alex, Pierre, that's going to be exciting. Marab, Corey Sandhagan, that's going to be a great fight. You're just fighting out by this card. That's fine. I sure am. I sure am. You have no clue. I apologize. That's this weekend? That would be this

weekend, buddy. Wow. You'll see 320. Jiri against Khalil roundjury. Yeah, don't call him Jerry. It's Yeri. Josh Emmett.

Who's Yusuf? I don't know who that guy is. It's a lot. We don't want the Pog's come to screeching heart halt while you look for him. And then you've got, Joe Pfeer. Yeah, Joe Pfefer now. He lost his last one.

No, he won his last one. He lost the one before that. Yeah, that's right. He can hit, but it's a whole different thing. Who is that guy he's fighting? Do we know? I don't know. I don't know how to say his next.

name. Well, I can tell you can wrestle. I was going to say, yeah. The last name, like Magamato. We beat Michelle Padeta, Paheta. He lost to Strickland. Nuts. He lost to Boria. Okay.

Interesting. Yeah, cards tasty, though. Tasty. Tasty. Indeed. I feel like it's not getting much hype right now. How did I not even... Well, I mean... No, but I follow the game.

I haven't... I didn't hear anything. thing not even on instagram like really well it's monday i bet by wednesday thursday you get excited for it i mean marab sanhagan is going to be interesting that's the best fight in the card yeah yeah and then remember alex when he fought magamad anklive and it's mohammed now it's not magamette i don't know whether i don't change it his name's mohammed uh incalive but when the first time they fought Alex was injured super injured i didn't know that yeah what was what was his deal He's on some issues, I think, with his hand and his foot and his knee. Oh, Jesus.

Because he fought so many times. Right. Remember when he's fighting so, so frequently? And now he's got, now, that's going to be. Now, you know, it's still tough, even at 100%. It's a tough matchup for him. Looking forward to that. Jesus, dude.

Noravirus. Hand injury, knee injury, foot injury. Look at. Pierre fought Mogamad with a broken hand. What the fuck? He was dealing with Novovirus. oh my god fuck norah virus he had a broken hand i mean that's nuts so he's sick and a broken hand which you need both to beat magabed yikes well as i should say fighter for sure yeah we'll see

it's still a fucking tough night in the office yeah because of uncle lives wrestling or what is it no he's just fucking he just wins he's yeah it's not again he's he's not he's not he's not he's not he's really a wrestler right you know he's just good and you could tell Alex was off in that fight it was a weird fight it didn't look like himself so we'll see I hope he fucking wins god do we need it I watch I watch clips of him sparring who who Alex yeah oh yeah yeah I mean someone say he takes a lot of a lot of shots in practice yeah it's practice yeah he didn't take many shots and when it counts no that's what practice for yeah you were home this weekend though buddy home buddy home then on the road this weekend i'm in um this weekend i'm in um this weekend i'm in

i'm in albuquerque friday saturday at hyenas comedy club big fight town you fucked up big fight town big fight town are good things about that place but big fight town big fight town so we'll see saturday should be interesting but it is what it is do you like going to uh you don't go to many games Do you like going to the NFL games or NBA or MLB? No. Me neither. I like sitting at home and I like being with friends to watch the game or with my wife. My wife, of course, is an eagle fan.

It's like huge Eagles fan. Yeah. So we watch that game no matter what. I prefer that with my children. You can just see it better too. Especially NFL. You can see it. I think NFL might be the worst to see live, especially when they're on the other side of the field.

because we're all the way, what that'd be, we're all the way on one side of the end zone. So when they were down, I can't see. I'm staring at the screen. I'm like, I might as well be home. And then you go to the bathroom, it's a hassle, to get a snack, it's a hassle. It's a good TV and your home.

Come on, man. You got your food. You got everything you want. I was eating that. I was eating that. Rogan gave me that spicy elk sausage. Yeah, I text the group. Joanna says the best sausage she's ever had.

She's eating on it too. She's like, I bet it's going to be too gamey. And then she cooked that shit. I had people over and I opened that shit up. They were like, what? Oh my God, it was nice. It went fast. Joe made a pasta out of it.

Fuck, it was nice. I wish I had it right now. A pasta out of it. That's such a good idea. Yep. So what does she do? She grinds it up and then puts tomato sauce. No, man, we don't grind it up.

She just cooks the sausage. We grill it and then she cuts it up and then puts it in this sauce with these, those, you know, those spiral noodles? Yeah. What kind of sauce? Tomato sauce? Yeah, man. Fuck.

I got to do that. Yeah, it was nice. It was so nice. that makes me want to do it now I know I wish I had it right now damn it you guys bring some in for me some no man yeah come on dude yeah I will

that's also a hassle that's also a hassle you know it's like it's like going to a football that's me dude I know dude just come to the house we've invited you how many times maybe like five times you just doesn't come I got stuff going on man

what do you got going on his life dude keeps saying he keeps putting his fucking house together you have stuff to do I don't know and then the one time I invite him to a party he's like he's cool if I bring six friends yeah but I knew what was going on when I was like oh god he just doesn't want to come he knows not that I don't want to come he knows I'm going to say no because you can't bring six randoms to a family party yeah but I see what's going on there Jen wait do you guys like going to other people's places you don't right I hate it all like the

person I hate it all yeah there Brian's more outgoing than I don't know people you know as I get older I have to say yeah but you'll still go to dinners and shit i won't do any of that yeah a lot of times though i'm doing it for my wife because she's with the kids so i want her to have a social life so i'll do that but but as men get older it's real easy for us to hang with just our kids super but you especially bro i feel like because everyone relies on you yeah to be the you know the life of the party so that's a lot and i'll and i'll and i'll and i'll kick it in the gear yes you always do when i have friends over like i did last night yesterday you see what i'm saying with kids i love it

Yeah, because I know everybody and I can curate that and they're all good. Everybody brings something to the table. I like when the neighbors has like a, like they, I wasn't in town, but they had to get like a big barbecue for the Alabama, Georgia game. When it's at somebody else's place because my kids are busy. Yeah. I went to a concert at Saturday with my wife and her friends. See what I'm talking about with fucking Mr. But it wasn't a concert.

It was like a concert, but it was like a small venue that was enclosed like that where they give you, they check you for weapons. I was relaxed. I was there. I'd rather slam my dick in it. It was no, because we had a private area. We had a private area. It was the Ian Young band, or what is it? Eli Young.

Eli Young. Oh, shit, no way. It was the Eli Young band. And I don't care. But it was fun. And some of the people were funny. One of the guys was there, he manages a restaurant. And everybody's getting ready to go because they had a bus.

I took my car, but they had a bus there, you know, for everybody. And he goes like this. What's our famous songs? Crazy Girl is a great one. He goes like this. Let me hear Crazy Girl. On his phone, he goes like this. he goes, Eli Young just passed away.

What? The concert's canceled. Everybody goes, what? And he goes, oh, no, he's alive. Never mind. He was serious? I was like, no. I love that joke.

One second. There he is. There is. That's a plastic surgeon. I wonderly got knocked out. I did not see it because I didn't want to watch it. I sent that to you guys too, man. Respond to the fucking text.

you cuck i just didn't want to watch it then you know i'm gonna stop sending shit no no i'm not saying no i'm not saying anymore no i just didn't want to watch him get knocked out because i just like he's a year older than me and he looks he looks pretty worn you guys look exactly the same don't say that i knew you're gonna say that he just has more damage on his face yeah no the move of that video is verdoom's beating the shit out of somebody in the corner oh really you should have watched it oh god damn it sorry jen our internet sucks so bad you missed the whole thing for doom's beating the piss out of somebody that's the move yeah vandal like getting dropped sucks what was just a free-for-all in the in the ring van derbyte kept headbutting the guy and so his corner was like what but like he kept doing the legal shit so then they jump in and then ver doom it's verdume yeah he's like oh van derlai's best friend oh he he he he just beats oh some dude gets fucked up enjoy that yeah taking a bunch of unanswered punches let me hear this you'll recognize it as soon as the hook comes on very third three doors down vibe right now

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with Eye Gaming Ontario. And then I had to set at the mothership, so I had to leave early. I don't know. Well, well. But my wife was having a great time because she was with me. Everybody was her age, and I'm old. I was like, but I was getting some love, you know, from people. So then you get recognized and then some people, you know, then that, there's that energy. And then it was all good.

I forgot to tell you, or tell me if I told you guys already, but someone in here in this building, you just said, what's up to this guy asking about his van? Yeah. And then I was walking behind you and he's like, is that who I think it is? I'm like, yeah, that's him. It's like, oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny when people think you're way more famous than you are. really you know that's very well

you thought you were super famous just take the compliment no I appreciate it no I appreciate it I just I wonder like Joe said something to me Rogan said something to me he said the guy

should have just called me we were talking about some guy I said but you're stratospheric nobody thinks they can call you because that's not true that's a myth I go I know but that's not how people see it depends how close off friend he is

you're so much more famous than you think yeah I don't see Joe that way though no you don't just call him the fuck up yeah yeah but yeah

if you haven't talked to them a while I can see how they probably feel that way yeah or just anybody who who you haven't talked to in a while who becomes stratosphericly famous it's like you know but that's nice it's nice

the camera's all right dude setting the cameras up give us some current events already how was your guys this week well the thing is when you have a weekend and you have kids a lot of the weekend is about the kids and I'm not about you just told us you went out

Saturday night and you have a thing Sunday night you had to stand up Saturday shut the fuck up what are you talking about I did have some stand up yeah and you went out Saturday night and Sunday you had a thing yeah yeah no but i was i just told you the stories that's true he did all yeah you did all about you know what i mean and so did i do you know what else you want i was in detroit man like i don't really know like i don't know details though i got in a fight with like four russian dudes and then i

i used karate on them standard you know what i mean standard used i i opened up with my feet and uh that's always standard i'll tell you what was scary where we're at in flint michigan that mass shooter who ran into the church set on fire and shot I think 10 people that was literally like 10 minutes from us like Jesus Christ and we had to go to the gate because that was Sunday morning and then we took a bus to the game and I was like I get anxiety around groups I'm like oh god I get anxiety what's next man I've always gotten anxiety around groups do you get anxiety like around groups like you I get anxiety about for a thousand reasons but if I have to go out I don't get anxiety like if I have to fight somebody

in those groups. I get anxiety for like mass shooters because I see too much shit. Me too. But I'm not worried about like me. No, but if I have somebody I love and I'm with then I'm like, oof, I got to worry about that. Yeah. Yeah. What would you guys do? I have a feeling I know what you guys would do, but in a situation where you see a girl

getting hit by some guy. I know you'd think automatically you're going to jump in. But would you actually do it? So it's a good question because there are times when you have a couple and they're in some thing, right? And so let's say it's a couple. They've been married and you see some shit go down and she,

like he hits her. At the very least, I think if somebody else doesn't jump in, you've got to say something. I would restrain them. Yes, that's what I was saying. It also depends how hot she is. You know? If she's like a three.

Like if they're both 65, that's what I mean. That's like, all right, this is probably what they do. Right. Now, if he's like, punch her in the face, that's different. Right. But if, like, grabs her by the elbow, like, Jesus Christ, figured out people. Yeah, there's, there's things where you see. So sometimes with a couple, you'll see the, the lady given it the what for a day.

So sometimes I have seen a man hit a woman in a, like at a bar. And the woman was absolutely not afraid of him. she came right back at him and if I see that I go this they've done this a lot this couple yeah and she's not scared and I ain't getting and so be careful about how you do this here because I don't know what the fuck is going on and it's a good way to get actually stabbed or cops will tell you that the most dangerous situation is when you come into a domestic violence situation a lot of times you grab the man and the woman grab the cop and it's even more dangerous if it's gay on gay

if it's two dudes because they fight like dudes yeah well there's a lot of get off my man there's a lot of face stabbing yeah I don't I don't know if that's actual no it is because so with um so when a cop comes in

and somebody's been stabbing the face a bunch a lot of times there are psychic profiles well they go oh this was a lover spat oh yeah personal yeah this was a personal fuck your face the scariest thing to me is that

um the acid stuff when they threw acid on people because it's just like instant that's game that's a game changer yeah that's a game who's doing that india yeah that's right india is like the number one place where happens if the girl like whatever sleeps around or like gave someone a hand job they get fucking ass in the face christ or don't they stone them out there too well not india it's like some parts the middle east like you know when when when like a primitive group of guys take over you know you know know yeah

stone yeah because remember that one guy with his wife he like threw ass on her face because she did something or she wanted a divorce yeah it's not it's not jacking people off one of much it's just guys are assholes oh

Pakistan's worst social epidemic Pakistan's different yeah that is awful acid offenses up 75% in the UK but only 8% go to court. Well, this is, well, that's not a, this is a fucked up thing. UK has a bunch of refugees. That's not like that. Somebody who's from Liverpool fighter today. She was saying that now you've got, so you have all

these military age men in here from other countries who bring all their sort of like old school customs. And you're talking about the immigrants. Yeah. And so the government's like, oh, we have to now track everything. everybody how interesting that the government now wants to track you becomes a surveillance state it's just another way for them to get control over you i think i think arrested a 12 year old girl for liking a post this this shit in the UK is un fucking real but the UK is the best example of why you can't just have open borders uh you think they've lost everything well especially if those people are not assimilating especially if 43 to 48% of them are on the dole you can't have open borders no matter

what no no borders look borders are reasonable look at that okay there's different ones for 12 year old that's some crazy shit anyway who cares it's just too much england's got to get it together with their their free speech laws i mean you kidding me since 2050 that place is a shit show shit show bro you should be allowed to say anything you want online what the fuck are you doing arresting people for expressing themselves they've lost their way out there if you say anything that's annoying or offensive you can get you get arrested They've got a lot of problems, man. Disgusting.

All right, what do you got, Jen? All righty. Let's take a gander here. That's M.A. Crazy girl. You didn't hear that song, huh? Oh, this is good. By the way, my permanent's going to be just super random.

So this is in a Thailand airport or airplane. And they do this kind of like safety thing, but they use like K-pop type of music. they perform just watch I love this this is wait so that's them telling you put on your seatbelt and chest no I think that's actually just a song

are they trying to give me rock hard before I take off for eight hours she looks like she's a freaking actual pops up excuse me I'm rock hard right now is there anything I can do about that what do these girls are going to help me with my rock hardness yeah ding sir what do you need peanut minutes? No. Now I'm in a fight with my wife because I've been looking at these girls and I'm rock hard. Yeah, Air Asia. Look at this. This is great. It's a nice little thing. I'm good. I don't need that on my fucking flight. I'm just, just shut the fuck up. I know how well here's the thing. You want to read your book and now you have to watch them because you don't want to be rude.

No, I'm just, I'm trying to watch the game or something. They keep interrupting. And how many, have you ever, have you see, I fly up, we fly all the fucking time. Have you. Have you seen one person in the history of flying when they offer that bullshit credit card actually take it ever in the history of flying i like this i'm interested we have some very exciting news for you yes is it exciting now you can get 50 000 miles if you sign up oh my bitch i have 10 minutes left in this movie i've been watching for three hours if you don't shut the fuck up get out of here this is philippines buddy oh and then when i was five last night they're like sir will you be eating with us. I'm like, what's my option? She's like, all we have left is the crab cake. I'm like,

oh, if you think I'm going to eat fish from Delta Airlines, you're out of your goddamn mind. Yeah, no. I'm not trying to shit my pants. Yeah, no, thanks. You can't taste any of the fishiness in crab cakes, though. I love crab cakes. Yeah. I don't eat crab cakes from an airline, though. No. I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. Yeah, no. Nice try, Delta. Yeah. You think I'm going to eat your fresh crab cake at 10,000 feet. No, thanks. Sometimes they hate you, though. Sometimes their pasta's fucking lit.

Sometimes their pasta's fucking lit. Now, if you go Turkish Airlines. If you fly first class Turkic Airlines, they'll, they'll doll you up with some good food. They got a whole chef there. Why not get a grill on that fucking plane? Grill up a rib eye for your boy. Grill up a rib eye for your boy. Dangerous?

Yes, I get it. There's a much smoke, but yeah. It's a tough one. grill them up before yeah grill them up before give a nice rack of ribs yeah that's some nice soup fuck you dude soup went the brisket oh do you want the short rib oh yeah the short rib from delta airlines you want the keesh of the sausage all that can suck my cock i'm not touching any of that stuff it's disgusting hey you can suck my cock yeah it's all disgusting you're gonna eat with us no you guys can suck my cock your food can suck a cock yeah that's so aggressive it is man

that sucks a cock yeah it's aggressive sometimes you'll have a friend it just just just comes back to his high school days that food can suck a cock oh no i told chin though this kid's in the house i told chin though this guy was so rude this lady uh upgraded her flight like on her phone she's supposed to sit i was in first class she's supposed to sit next to me i guess and there's open seat forever and the lady goes i don't get it i pay you can see here i pay you can see here i pay for the upgrade and I'm supposed to sit there and I'm just sitting there like looking as they're arguing she goes I pay for the upgrade and see it here it says 4d that's 4d and it's open and then he goes I know but our system has an update and we don't have it and so right now you're in 24F and she goes

I understand that but I pay for 4D this big dude comes in plops down she's like what the fuck and he goes 4d it says 4d on here and the lady's like i know but i paid for it and i was like i'm just sitting there like this is hopefully we figure out so we get the fuck off the air and the guy took cox it big sloppy turn i goes sucks to suck like what does that puts his headphones on movie i'll have the crab tank like holy shit bud oh what i just went and then you hear me go unbelievable sucks to suck just sucks to suck it doesn't help at at all oh god sucks to suck uh you're awful sir i know god i was like i'm so sorry i'll get the crab cake and the short rib i'll take the crab cake i'll have her short rib you oh god you got seconds up in this bitch i'll get back to 23f

four and i'm gonna go take a shit in the back there so i ruin the bathroom See, that's all he said, sucks to suck. What? Hey, how about I punch you in the face? I was like, what's wrong with you, dude?

God. They hooked her up with some miles. Oh, great. You were like 500 miles? Miles. Sucks to suck. Like, that would annoy me.

I paid for fucking 4D and you got me. She had on her phone, but their system didn't have it. So that bitch sat middle in 23. That's really depressing. stuff yeah i get it all right okay take a little break here we'll jump right back into this episode this saturday it's going down

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see dkng.com slash audio. All right, so I remember last time we were talking about something about, you know, when people get ass jobs and doesn't fit their legs or whatever. About BBLs? BBLs, yeah. And I was trying to bring this girl up who was kind of went viral for her body and she's also cute. In a good way? So I finally found her, yeah.

Because it's like this is the kind of proportions I think are, you know. Well, those are, those are fantastic proportions. She got a BBL? No, no, but this is like, this is the thing where she has a booty, but it's like perfectly, you know, aligned with her legs too. Can you tell Chin's picking the current of that? no, hey, listen. Wait, wait, so what are you saying about this? You're just saying she has a nice ass or she got a BBL and this is how you should do it?

You tell me if it's a BBL. Definitely not. I don't think so because her legs matched, her thighs match the cheese. She's absolutely fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty. I mean, she's like, okay, she's cute without a doubt. She's not like, you know, over the top gorgeous, but.

She's fantastic. But what is the point? There's no point to it. She just said we had a conversation. You said she's a hot chick? She went viral. Yeah, she's delicious. Yeah, she's great.

Yeah, I can see why she went viral because. I thought maybe she did like a lowdown BBL was the question. I don't know what the conversation was, but it was about like matching, matching ass and legs. You could tell she actually works out and she, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. And you're saying you'd like to date her, Chen?

I would love to date her. yeah okay i'm sure she'd be into you too you're a piece of shit uh these three teens mess with mess with a special deputy like he was taking a shit and they tipped over the porta potty so he shot out one of them yeah i get it i mean if you guys in the same situation to me

that that's i would totally freaking freak out i don't know if i try no no shoot but i'd freak out dude that poop and everything from a porta potty What's going on? He was a special deputy. I know, whatever a special deputy means. Damn, he actually hit one of the teenagers.

Yeah. Is the kid okay, or is he, did he die or what? He didn't die. He's 15. Gunshot wound showed up, University Hospital. Jesus. Teenage expected to survive. The deputy wasn't hurt, but was covered in shit.

But, I mean, I don't know if he's going to get fired after this. I think he can't just be shooting. Kids. I don't think that's good. Can we talk about the Theo stuff? Yeah, get Bradstake on it. Okay. So these are headlines that are popping up everywhere.

Says right here, Theo Vaughn's NFX special. Taping apparently went terribly wrong. Why? I mean, I think, Brendan, you have more details on it. I know they're saying that he had to stop it a few times during the show. I mean, I was in there. This is an article on it. It says, Theo Vaughn, yep, most probably are all right.

keep going down so what happened but the people are mean the ones that are this is redded those and people want someone's downfall so this guy put Theo just bombed

saw Theo at the beacon theater for his Netflix taping uh some of the crowd walked out I mean you know it look I never take any of this says was there left Theo worst set ever he seemed unrehears

disorganized Theo repeated bits multiple times original voices so you know I don't care what I don't know what happened but Theo has always been impossibly funny. Yeah, he might be the most talented comic walk in the earth.

The most original, he's probably one of the most original people I've ever fucking met. Yeah, he's once in the generational talent. Yeah, he's incredible. It says I was at the show tonight. He had an off night. Who knows, I have off knives. I don't know. He had to pause the show, asked for the punchline several times.

This is different, they'll be. This is different. Yeah. This is different. Yeah. This is different. I mean, so yeah, when you guys are recording specials, do you, do you ever do that stop it and be like never i've not i've not i don't know you got to be ready to go i don't know

what happened here i'm not sure maybe there was i don't i think i think he was struggling and uh who knows what was involved and i think you know he he had issues too with his last uh special you know whenever the pressure's on theo might get in his head or something like that all right so he shot a special one bad special guarantee you they're going to redo it he'll be fine Theo will be fine But the people are piling on them Like that ain't the move man Also these people are so dumb

Like Theo Theo is going to continue to crush You know Yeah I mean he'll crush After what it appears to be a significant setback We'll see how Theo Von his fans Regroup and respond Shut the fuck up

Like yeah setback Okay Shut up You know what you do You just book it next month Theo's gonna do a bunch of sets tighten it up and reshoot it. Now, Netflix might be a little upset

because more budget and the money and Theo might make less money. He'll be fine though. Yes, yeah. It's not, now if it was live, that's a different story. Like when Rogan did his live or Chris Rock and you have this, that's different because then everybody sees it.

But this is the headline for Monday. So just by Thursday, by Thursday, this would be forgotten. And Theo will drop some big podcast and people love him for that. And then he'll get, back into the fucking... Sometimes when you're shooting something, something, too.

It's like, I've had this happen to me where it's like, I don't know what happens. You didn't quite capture the essence of the joke or maybe the bit and then you just want to go back and do it again. This is different. This is different. You're missing the point. This is different. He was forgetting his lines.

I don't know. He's forgetting his stuff. We, Theo, had an episode. Messed up. Forgetting his lines. And also, I did read, like, he would. do the same bit again during the you know during the thing because i i guess i guess editing you can you know do it in post yeah for specials you can go back yeah and do it but the crowd

like sitting there like what the they're confused yeah of course and then you know he was telling the crowd afterwards he was talking a fan saying you know i'm just trying not to kill myself like that's what's yeah yeah oh yeah i'll be fine though yeah lay off the oh yeah Then I'll see his issue, you know, with drugs. He's a long history with drugs and shit. There's a lot that goes into it. Yeah, you never know what someone's going through. Okay.

Yeah, I can't speak on it. I just... We love the other, he'll be fine. And he is a true... He's kind of a national treasure. He's just always so funny. He's just a generational talent, man. Yeah, he'll just say the funniest shit.

But again, people want to wait until people are gone, or they want to wait till they're past their prime and then give them their flowers you know it'd be cool if you give him his flowers now he's the best doing it now don't wait but human beings love to see some little crack in the armor ha ha ha oh yeah i don't believe you should ever do that i think it just takes i think it's a bad place for your brain to be stay positive yeah um damn i i just saw an interview recently where they're saying the most famous people once they reach the top top that's when people come at them like crazy yeah always yeah denza washington had that line was he yeah something like he said the devil always comes to you when you're at the top of your game yeah he told that to will smith yeah okay and that's and remember i mean theo too it's like you know he came off road road rules and stuff like like Theo's in a different stratosphere now. When we did King of Sting,

Theo was popular, not like he is now. And Theo's a one-man band. He just, he doesn't really play well with others. He just, he has a vision and he does his thing and you got to let him fucking go, man. You know, like he's, he was the Justin Timberlake of our crew. Like, we're all down to play and dance. And Theo's like, I ain't dancing like that.

No, no, I got a better dance. you're like fucking do it he's the just he's the biance and we're the fucking they're the backup singers man he's the biance he's the justin timberlake those people need to go do their own thing that's theo theo is one of a kind man the best it's really true he did blow up very very quickly and huge well people say really quickly but theo's been at it no no i'm saying like he's been doing stand up and on and being good at stand up for i mean i was doing shows with theo at the brew house, the West Side Brewing Company. Yeah, it was probably 20 years in.

I'm talking about 20 years ago. This is almost 20 years ago. Yeah, it was probably 20 years in. Yeah, it was literally 20 years ago. But I mean, he's always been great. What I'm saying is when he like actually blew up. Yeah, I went zero to a hundred. But that's how it works.

Nope. Nobody gets famous like grinding out anymore. Like now that's just the way fame works. Like think the Hawk to a girl. Obviously different. He was much more talented. But with Hawk Tua, that girl got massively famous in five minutes. Yeah.

And then got massively unknown in five minutes. But that's how it goes. Like people want to tear them down. So like that's the way faith. No one, it's not a, nothing's gradual anymore. UFC fighters, it just, they get this and boom. And then their top five, their main event. There's no more gradual build in anything, entertainment, sports, everything's fucking

fast lane. and it's not good it's not good it's a lot to take on i'm sure yeah yeah no one knows how to handle it like back in the day you know you do let's say you do one movie or you have one special and then maybe you start getting a little growth or back in the ufc you have you have you have a main card fight so you get a little more shine and then maybe the next time you're you know you're not first in the main card but you're third and then you go from third and then another year then your co-main event and then another year you're another co-main event and then your main event so you can learn to kind of gradually deal with the fame now it's just fucking boom think of the kids on kill tony think of the

fucking people dealing with fame on kill tony they go from open micers to their first set ever is that mass and square garden sold out with millions of people watching they go from chilling at Starbucks, nobody knows them, to literally in one minute being able to sell out nationwide with one minute material. It's crazy. It's fucking nuts. They don't know how to, there's no book on how to handle that fame. There's nothing for it. Let's take a little break here, kids, and we'll get right back

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Okay, so she went viral for... She's being the hottest gymnast of all time. Her armpits, because she raised her. her arms like this she's one of white it's well also her her man there's otani and there's paul skeins he's a fucking freak his eras like 197 like freak freak so this is him getting that record and then obviously she cares about that's her man's that's her man's so she's sweating she's in fucking pittsburgh it's hot a shit by 91 degrees yeah yeah so i just play the video real quick which is great so he did he did

Paul's Dean strikes out Friedel Strand Stevenson and third there's Libby come on she's gorgeous she got super famous because she was really pretty as a gymnast and then she had the

she's making the most NIL yeah but then she responded to some hate or making fun her armpits she's like shit you'd be sweating too watch your man playing Pittsburgh outside it's just funny how that became the thing with a city like instead of him whatever record wise it's just her armpits everything's about her armpits yeah fuck off everybody she's great yeah a lot of people are defending her of course

guess what people it's fucking normal not there was harry i'm on board hating on her if she had like hairy armpits is there anything more disgusting fuck you giant like like like just it's when girls do that it's like oh oh no no no i would rather you have a giant cock than hairy armpits yeah that throws me off Oh, nothing makes me more sick. Like, hairy legs? Oh, my. If you, if you go to a barista and they have armpit here and hairy legs, brother, that coffee is going to be lit, dude.

No, you know the coffee's going to be good. I've had some experiences when I was there. You know that coffee going to be good. You know with hairy legs for a girl, that coffee is going to be fucking popping. I've seen a hairy butt. And that. Oh, my God. I was 20 years old.

How old was he? he was a he was 48 and hairy ass yeah it was uh this i just didn't know how to make sense of it i was like you have hair it is what it and listen back in the day like i i watch a lot of westerns is my favorite kind of movies shows whatever i love westerns but all i can think about is they didn't have razors and shit back then so the girls bushes and armpits they had razors they figured it out no but not but it's not that close shave no there was no jillette motherfucker there was some hairy pits out there and then most of them could afford it and then i like if you watch 1883 the girl the pretty girl the blonde girl who spoiler dies in the end you know the super hot blonde

who does all the narrating no one scenes in here fuck yeah anyways she's gorgeous and she's laying down next to her brother like this and just here your armpits i felt like throwing up dude back then i'd be like oh i'm gay because i'm not fucking these hairy chicks dude i did it's the you know what it is it's the one thing i can't can't have sometimes there are things like that it's just the one thing a gut on a girl's a real problem for me when a girl's got a gut i'm just being honest like after the after pregnancy or something or just like talking about a gut like if a girl's got up well hey hey hold on hold on hey captain obvious no shit hey you're not even getting into b shab's club with a fucking gut

We ain't talking about guts and beards and fucking turkey necks. Hey, yeah, no shit. Hey, you can't be my club if you have those fat grandma triceps. That's an issue. That's a starter, buddy. Those are, those are, those are, those are non, those are non-starters. No, we're not even getting off the ground. No, no, no, Houston, we got a problem.

Houston, we got some problem. It's all good. Personally, it's just certain things. It's not all good. No, no, it's not all good. No, no. Hey, hold on. You're not even.

sitting down at the table if you have a Tommy this is it's this is and I've seen guys these are life rules 101 dude I'll see a guy with his lady and she's just got no she's got no we're talking about attractive girls with hairy armpits here because that I can't see from mile away but I can see your tummy I can see your muffin top I can see your turkey gobbler I can see your fat grandma fucking triceps I can see all that yeah I see your fat ankles you ain't even get into the oh we got no room in the club. Oh, but there's nobody in there. I realize that. But you're not allowed in. Yeah, I know, but I have money. It ain't about your money, honey. It about your tummy. Right? Ain't about your money,

honey. It's about your tummy. It's my birthday and we have a bottle. I get all that. Yeah. And you're going to do that, but not here. Yeah. Now, let's not be too mean here, but let's just dance around these edges for a second. Can we dance around these edges? We're not going to be too mean here. but like you pissed me off because i know i did because i'm talking something very subtle here right i'm talking subtle shit here no i know and you go yeah i can't have my girl have a beard now no shit now now hold on um here's here's what's interesting about all of that too you'll be in the situation where um you'll see some gal who looks great in clothes and she's got a great personality And she's just, oh, I know, you don't know.

She knows how to, oh, no, and then it takes it off and it's, it's slinkyville. It's fucking, you know what it is? They go, release the hounds. And the fold go, cooof, cooof, coofe, coofe. You know what it is? It's a fucking fat transformer. It goes, goosh, goosh, goosh, cooosh, can we just create a little bit? I told you, can we please dance around these edges?

I'm too hardcore. Yeah, you are. Can we just dance around it? Because I don't want to give any woman this, like, it's hard. You know, it's hard. This kid, we already have a culture that's, we already have a culture that. and tells women they're disgusting. Let's just be...

Brian, it's called fast shaming and it works. If you walked in here and you were fat and I go, dude, you're looking fat, you're going to go to the gym. Some people are not body conscious, right? Men and women. And so sometimes what happens is you'll be there with somebody who's fantastic human being

and you'll be intimate. And then after the fact, they're just... They're like, oh, they're built like a glow worm. Now, I'm confused because in a... That's a glow worm. bring up glow worm dude and I go I'm confused

but there is a situation where they're sitting there with a dress on with a dress on you a tan right and then you took that dress up no glow worm cartoon come on you're not an actual I don't know dude insect here yeah and then because with the dress on you a 10 yeah yeah but then you take it off

and you a glow worm go to the full glow glow there you go I'm sorry to anybody who's I don't mean boom and that happens to the best of us I'm not trying to be mean I'm not I'm not I'm not either. I'm sure they look at me.

Sometimes they go, look at that fucking skinny, shitty guy. Yeah, sure. I'm not saying they don't. I'm just saying that there is, there are some people that are just not very self-conscious. I'm self-conscious. But sometimes these companies are fucking hoodwink you and the girl puts on a dress and like, damn, look at that ass. You'll get hoodwinked. You'll get hoodwinked.

They take it off, boom, glowworm comes popping out. And you're like, oh, well, we're here. I was, please asking you if we could just. I know, I'm trying to take it down. And you're so aggressive. I'm so aggressive. I got, yeah. Glow worm was a good reference.

it's a it's it's it is unfortunately an appropriate reference and I'm sure women some bitches in the club look like that women will be with a guy he looks a certain way same women too he takes his clothes he's wearing a true classic shirt high in his tits yeah and he takes it off you're like whoa bubba yeah de cup there's a whole situation de cup and you got pepper it's a tough one it's a tough one it's a tough one it's a tough one you're going through stuff Yeah, I just, this whole thing, I just want to, I'm talking subtle hair on the legs and armpits. And then you said, yeah, and if a girl has a mustache, it's a no starter. And it really bothered me.

Because, right, it's two different things, Bubba. If there's some girl next door and you got a mustache, neither one of us is like, I wouldn't. It's, no, it's like, you're not getting the club. They get in the club. are streaming free on Pluto TV. I'm coming in a... For this month only, you can watch full seasons

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This month only on Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never. Chins with some glowworms. No, I've never. I told you. You know, honestly, this reminds me. Yeah, you're, you're very picky. So picky.

If a girl has ashy elbows, chin's like, ugh, I'm out. You know, when I first joined you guys, Brandon was like, Brennan was like, okay, I have these girls lined up for interviews for our intern. And I, you know, I met up with, like, three or four. I don't know if you remember this. Back Fox days. No, no, right after you guys are Fox. Yeah, we were in Playa, Playa Vista, Playa, right?

And so I met up with these girls and just interviewed them to see, you know, what kind of skillsets they had. And I remember there was one girl that I was like, she's perfect for everything. She had, but she had, like, really hairy arms.

And I was like, I'm not, we all have, we all, and I feel bad. I don't think you have to feel bad because here's the thing. Take care of it. I'm not,

some people have weight problems. Some people have this. Some people, it's not nice to make fun of anybody. But when it comes to having sex with somebody, now, now I'm sorry, but when it comes to having sex,

which means actually, let's be honest, putting them in your mouth and being inside of their body, et cetera, I know, I know. It's as deep as you get, you're allowed to be super picky. Women are super picky. And men are super picky because that is a different level of intimacy. It doesn't mean I wouldn't be friends or something. Guys and girls, I'm the same. Women like, hey.

I criticize both. Like, we had a buddy, he had shit on the bottom of his teeth all the time. Like plaque built up. Big problem. And I just told him, I went, but you got to do something. Yeah. You have to take care of that. It looks terrible.

Yeah. He goes, really? I'm like, oh, no girls ever told you, you have a stick of butter between your fucking teeth? Such a problem. He went to the dead just take care of it. Yeah. If a girl has fucking George Foreman forearms, and there's hair flopping everywhere, hey, Bubba, it's 20, 25. You have to know certain things.

You got to wax it. Yeah. You know, certain things that you, like, like, like, and if you don't want to wax it. And if you don't want to wax it. crazy picky like men who are under six feet if they put that on their dating profile nobody swipes yeah and they're absolutely correct right right dude i'm five it's about breeding like 510 now i know you're getting there i was 511 and 3 8s i just measured myself on 510 yeah you start to shrink yeah you weren't working with a lot to start with little guy it's all good man little glowworm

everybody's like you're taller than i thought i've never heard anybody say that about you everybody says that i've never heard that everybody's like you're tall you're taller you're taller i thought that when i met brian i was like you're taller than i thought yeah by the way i did choose that girl with the hairy arms because she had she was the most skilled but then i was like i just remember telling you i'm like that's one thing and you started busting up laughing too like yeah i don't you're like okay she got at her job a belly a mustache a cock there are certain things that i don't want on my girl no she had a mustache it'd be it just wouldn't work but that's just if i want to be into somebody obviously if you have a way problem i'm

going to be you could be my friend and i'm just not attracted to certain things No, if you have a weight problem, I don't care. I just want you in my eyesight. Sir, please. I'm just kidding. Gives, I'm kidding. Fat people are cool, man. What's this?

We're chunky. You're a little chunky. Nothing wrong with it, man. This bear tried to break in our house and attack this dude's dogs and the guy pretty much jumped on the bear. Wow. Hold on. Let me refresh this.

Dude Well, I feel like you attacked him, dude Damn, they got you should play offensive line for the fucking Denver Broncos. That's so ballsy, yeah. Where did he get them anywhere? He just instinctively went to protect his fucking dog. His little dogs, yeah. He goes, nah, the bear got attacked by you.

Yeah, yeah, you attacked that bear. That beer's like, Jesus Christ. It's not like you hurt the bear, though. Yeah. Kind of just pushed him back. Right. Oh, this I saw on Stephen Ronella's Instagram. And, you know, I'm always like, I love trying new foods.

Yeah. And I'm more adventurous than the average person. Yeah, I couldn't do this. This is Mongolian shit. Should a deep throat a squid like you've never seen before. Squids are delicious. Yeah, it is Playboy. What is that?

Dipping it in the caribou's stomach. In the caribou stomach. But look when he opens the stomach. Oh, my. Is that poop? Yes, it is. Just digested stuff? Yeah, that looks delicious.

Delicious. Of course it is because that's how you get all the vitamins. that is but rinala said he's he's gonna try it uh i am not i worked too hard to eat like that yeah i would never but some people i mean if it was safe whatever inside the missionaries in china when they lived with the mongols they wrote about what they would eat and there was like that they were like they just couldn't believe they would eat that stuff sour sour horse milk mixed with blood but i'm so confused what's is he eating a testicle no that's a stomach it's a kidney and he's dipping it in the caribou's stomach which is shit it's basically ground

the bile and all that grass and shit it's acid and grass there's no way that tastes good no we can pretend though we can pretend i that guy might also be a complete freak you know yeah this is my culture it might be a serial killer oh he's in nunevit okay so nunevitt but all will satso shot a shot a movie they eat a lot of raw raw caribou and they and and fish and everything everything's raw. But if that's what they do, you know? Yeah. Yeah, well, I don't...

You would try it, Chin? No, if I found out it was safe, I would give it a shock. This guy's kicking, look at him, he's crushing it. Yeah, I don't know, though. Look at his skin. Wow. That could be you, Chin. Yeah, Nunavit is very cold.

Wow. All right, this is kind of a wild story. Someone was on, when woman was on the freeway, and then there's a piece of metal that got somehow fell off a truck, and it landed underneath her car and stabbed her I'll just show you

It came up through the car Yeah When a metal rod Blasted through the floor Damn it A car Striking the driver Look at her bottom

Oh my god Oh my god 11 and Gina Silva Live in Downey With this one Damn that's in Downey That's where my boy Bruno

That's Sig Motorsports is at It could happen to any one of us We've all seen Debris on the road This truck's too tall for this Leads to crashes, people injured, even deaths. This is really just a freak accident. That's a fucking soar through your car.

I thought I got shot. I thought I got shot. I thought a car hit me. I felt a big impasse. Jessica Bresciado knew something was terribly wrong when she heard a loud pop followed by horrific pain as she drove along the 57 freeway. Let's hit around the ass tree, though you get hit. That's where you want to get hit. They show her butt?

Like my blood pressure went down. I started sweating profusely. I felt cold. I also felt so confused as to where was this injury coming from. I lived around. What in God's name? She's like it wasn't three inches over. He goes right that anus.

Take a good look at this. You feel me? Yeah. It's a little rod that tore through the bottom of Jessica's car while she was driving. And this part went straight into her left buttuck. Perhaps because she was in shock. Jessica didn't realize. It's like final destination shit.

They also couldn't figure out the problem until Jessica said, please look behind me. I think I'm stuck to the sea. I feel like I'm stuck to the sea. Dude. They did what I asked. They checked and they said, please stop moving. Nobody move.

You have a foreign object stuck to your bottom. As a nurse, Jessica knew the paramedics were right, but she did the opposite. I know I shouldn't have done this, but I, jumped out of my seat and I pulled myself out of the object. Yeah, it's a shame it happened there. And I say that because you're not supposed to pull objects out. You don't know if you're in an area where you can start profusely bleeding. And I know that.

But in the moment, it was just acting out of instinct. I'll tell you who, who's wheelhouse that girl is in. Jessica was rushed to a trauma center. That guy right there. That girl has got. Oh, she's chipped up. See, this is a good thing. It's a good thing of big butt.

You have a lot of meat back there. And once again, she is as in Prendon's Wheelhouse as you get. She getting in the club. Yeah, she gets in the club. There's so much space in the club. If you were talking to her, your wife would be like, why are you talking to me right now?

What are you doing here? If I saw her, pulled over, it was like, sir, my ass, I'd just have to keep going. She's, the more I look at her, the more I realize, she's delicious. Oh, hold on. Am I wrong? Hold on. Fox 11 in L.A.

You think this is a story if she's a warlock? You see her skin? Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah, she's just got a facial. Dude, if she was a warlock, Fox's like, oh, that's terrible that happened. You click. They're like, yeah, can you send us a picture? Well, you want to.

And then she goes, let's get a picture of her administering a shot to her perfect ass. Yes. It's a shame. Yeah, she's as cheeked up as it gets. now I'm not saying but I mean if you want if you want some athletic kids no you're you're crazy if you don't think the only reason this is stories because she's extremely attractive like you was some dude like that guy went sucks to suck he ain't making the news suck doesn't what does that mean that's amazing yeah funny I love that sucks to suck is great all right give me give me

the next one um I mean we're good right Is this for a Patreon, Chin? No. Let's plan the Patreon because... Oh, but if it was for Patreon, you guys would be having so much fun. You've got to go to patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K. This week, me and Chin are filming our favorite barbecue spot. Hour.

Well, you haven't tried it yet, but you're going to love it. Brian's going to be in Albuquer. He's texting on his phone right now. October 3rd and 4th, and I am so late for this meeting. Hell yeah, dude. All right, guys, we love you until next time. Join the Patreon if you love us. Patreon.com slash T-E.

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