The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1127

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

The boys talk smoking cigars, favorite food spots in Austin, Texas, best food cities in America, Jamie Foxx's dating history, how stoked they're are to watch The Smashing Machine, Mark Kerr's past and new life, Netflix pushing woke kids shows, another naughty teacher, a no nonsense sheriff, a Chin health update and much more.Delete Me - Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to https://joindeleteme.com/FIGHTER and use promo code FIGHTER at checkout.O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. It's talking about cigars. I'm a real cigar guy now. I only do them on Rogan. We can't do them in here because set off the alarm.

You can't do it at home. But else your mouth smells like a fucking guy. Well, when I leave from doing a podcast on Rogan, I'll get, he'll usually fill my coffers with some elk meat. and then he'll leave me with a box of cigars. And when people make cigars for Rogan, they don't really cut corners, you understand. Yeah,

they're nice. Yeah. So I just enjoy that. It's just what your mouth gets all dry. That's the problem. And then you just smell like shit. You got bad breath as it is. My wife is like you're disgusting right now.

Yeah. No one's fucking with that. No one's fucking with that. Let me go in. Dude, I, you know, we talk shit about food here in Austin.

Yeah. There's not great food compared to L.A. then you know just what it is I'm simple too I don't need fancy shit I'm a simple man but last night I went to the steakhouse Elias I think You yeah you said

It top top three stakes I've ever had I don't get too crazy say number one So I'm gonna be gentle Elias Top three bring that up Top three Elias in Austin Because it would you have a waggo

I think it's a L You have yourself of Wagyu I don't like Wagyu I don't like age I don't either Bob I don't fuck with Waggoo or age I like that shit wet and I'm right with you. Eris.

It's a Mediterranean steakhouse. You don't say. Bubba? I know you. I know you. It's off 6th Street, but it's outside before you get to the chaos. Okay. Easy parking, great environment.

I went to bring them from Ways to Well. And just a great steak. Top, top three I've ever had. Number one's in Oklahoma. Number one steak I've ever had is Oklahoma. And then number two would be Shanahan. in Denver. Why so good?

Ah, it's just... The way it was seasoned? Yeah, and I had it, I get a ribby then I can get it Pittsburgh style. You don't know this shit. The same for you, bud. What? I get Pittsburgh style where they char both ends.

Sure. And then it's rare in the middle. Buddy. Now, now... So you get yourself Pittsburgh piece of steak. You take your meat seriously. Pittsburgh. Now, now, now...

They're not giving that food away, right? And I'm glad you brought that up because it was a, it was a, It was a table of six, right? And it's Brigham and this other gentleman. His name was Brendan, too. We had a lot of similarities. Nice.

And his wife and my wife are good buddies. Good, good, good, right? And I realized he ordered about eight appetizers. Yeah. And in my head, I went, okay, eight appetizers. And now these aren't like, it wasn't like the jalap no, no, no, these are, no, he ordered, he ordered. He ordered crab in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in my head, I just, these days, I go, huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm looking at how much the price is there. Well, the ribbyes will run you 130. No, no, that's the Wagyu age bullshit. I don't, I hate it.

Ribbis still run you. 72 strips is running you, 95. Not giving it away. Again, that's the ragged. Sure. That's the bone in New York. Okay. So, my room is 72.

All right. That's, in this day and age, that's a fair price for a nice ribby at a steakhouse. 72's for a steakhouse. Sure. I expect that. when he ordered about nine times, I went, huh. And then I go, well, daddy's going to have to eat.

So if you're going to order it, and I know I'm paying a third for it, daddy's going to have to eat. Yeah. Now, I'm hoping Brigham said, I got this. No, I never expect anybody to pay. Yeah, but, but, but Brigham's bawling right now.

They're companies doing very well. Love that guy. Love that guy. Oh, I was the poorest one at the table, for sure. Yeah. I do well. Sure. boys no listen there's nothing wrong with that i've walked into plenty of rooms where i'm the only

person who flies commercially yeah you're like oh okay here we go so but the top best restaurant i've been to as far as steakhouse says quality food that's the best i've i've won i've one cafe that's fucking phenomenal Swedish hill i know Swedish hill very well have you had their chicken pesto sandwich i have had their chicken pesto i have had their chicken now i will go on the limit that that is the best sandwich I've ever had. It's got something to say. It's better than the Godfather in at Bay Cities in L.A. I'm sorry. It's fucking fantastic. Have you, have you done, you've done the Snarfs thing, right? I just had Snarfs again. Listen, buddy. I know you have buddies at Snarfs and, uh, Snarfs started in Denver, right? So chill because the chain.

Okay, okay. Take it easy. Oh, have you ever heard, oh, I'm talking about Swedish show. You ever had, all right. All right. The fuck we do it. I've had. Snarfs is good. I've had Swedish hill. It's good. It's a deli sandwich. It's good. It's a some it's good but sometimes they can be rushed who swish hill maybe i went to the one though on first street you went to the one i know where you went you went you went to the different one westlake yeah dude and their treizo breakfast tacos it's got something to say oh buddy yeah oh it's a nice atmosphere they got some nice croissants yeah the girl had green here i went well the coffee's gonna be good yeah they got some that's right they got some flaky flaky crispy quassons yeah they do they do shit

there. Yeah, we get our coffee from epoch after we train and all everyone there in behind the counter is as androgynous and non-binary as can be afforded. I know the coffee is going to be lit if I go to the bathroom. It says gender neutral. This is going to be good coffee. Absolutely. And it said on the flag that says we welcome everyone. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yeah, yeah. I'm like this coffee is they roast their beans there. Sure. And so what I'm going to do is I'm going to take my coffee to go. right i'm gonna take my coffee to go no no i but i appreciate that yeah we are very non-binary in epoch and and it's it's uh there's the the one young man had lovely hair just deliciously beautiful hair some men some men will have a girl's head of hair i've see i've had epoch right i've been

over there yeah all right well i think there's come in the coffee there might be i think it's come in the cream yeah yeah all right i think it's come in the coffee i don't know I don't know I don't know There's some sassy looking There's one sassy Sometimes you'll see a sassafras With just impossibly short shorts

With all the colors in her hair And the piercings And you're like no This was a young lady was You know You're like okay Well there's Sometimes you go

Now you're full of mischief You're lost Well also you're lost Very lost And full of mischief And the two things you might be comfortable And it's serving coffee and then gossip or just serving something else you know sometimes it's like i'm not good i'm not i work

out my anger yes this way yes you can feel that and you go hey dude do you remember that time we're on the road when we're doing firein kid live and that gay dude made us a dick acino i do and it was his way to like boy to the gays and they still love you the gays yeah they do well with the gays yeah that guy made you a dick achino he now they make capuchino's chin yeah and when they put the frothing. They put like a heart. He did a giant cock. Literally, two balls and a long cock.

This one's for you. And was he like smile or anything? Oh, yeah. Oh, he smiled and he swallowed the gravy chain. Pushed it forward with this part of his hand. Not the end of the fingers. Yeah, it was like this. He went, there you go.

And I was like, hey there. And then I was like, oh, thank you. And then I take it. I walked back and I looked down. It was a giant cock. Yep. And I went, okay, I feel sick. Yeah, yeah.

And what did you say? He said, what he's doing tonight? Don't what are you doing tonight is what he said I said what you want to get a time sharing Tijuana yeah that's right don't look me in the eyes yes put your hair up in a bow shave your mustache there you go yeah it was aggressive man gay guys are aggressive hey you ever been around somebody a guy who's so gay that you start to think of them as a girl never never never never never yeah never yeah not never that story about a member jamie fox I think it's in one of

his bits. Well, he met Prince for the first time. Yeah. And then just how Prince looked, how beautiful he was. So he was actually thinking about wanting to kiss. Kiss him. Yeah. Jamie Fox is so funny.

Is Jamie Fox married? I never see him with a woman. Just dates. That girl from Dawson's Creek, he was with her for a while. Katie Holmes? Sure. Tom Cruise's. Yeah.

Interesting. She was from Batman Chin, for God's sake. That too, yeah. Jesus Christ. See if Jamie Fox, just bring up pictures of Jamie Fox. with a woman. Just curious. With a woman,

when I was a young man, we dated a mutual girl. Yeah. I heard some stories. Yeah. I heard some stories. He's a handsome son of a bitch. He's a bat left and right.

I'll say that. Jamie's a handsome man. Look at that. Alice Huckstep. I don't know if she is, but she's amazing. And this was a little while, right?

Jamie Fox gets whoever he wants. Oh, yeah. When I was dating my wife, I was at a party and I was talking to Jamie. And my lady ended up dancing with Jamie for a little while. And I was just dating her and I was like watching a whole situation. And I was like... Did you know that's her speed? I was like, there's a good...

By her speed, I mean black. Well, there's any... And he's not black. He's just, he's the composite man. Yeah, he's black though. He's Mr. Steelier girl. Yeah. And he's going to take whoever he wants, including your girl.

And I was like, and I was just sitting there watching and I was like, I might, yeah, Yeah, I might lose this one. Who knows? And then it was all good. Yeah, I remember Katie Holmes for a while. Yeah, I have, see that? See my eyes? I had, I got too many stories that I could share.

All right. Anyway, it's all good. Here we are. Jamie Fox, dude. Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox shows pretty well. That's a long neck. Hey, a, uh, you got to keep your neck warm.

She doesn't do well in the cold. You brontasorts? A little foot. A little foot. little foot from lamb before time bring up a little foot for me that's what she looks like hey little foot from land before time don't do it bring up a little foot for me don't do it bring up little foot please don't what's up little foot oh shit oh shit so stupid it's so stupid it's a little foot oh my god she's very cute it's a long neck though boy don't do jihitsu girl no get you ride away

yeah can't hide that neck yeah don't do that guillotine's coming in hot little foot boy i've been working on my jujitsu and i'll tell you your boy brian god i hope it fucking gets good one of these days your boy doesn't know a damn thing still not well i mean i do is that discouraging yeah but i like doing it um let's take a little break man let's tell these people about patreon dot com slash t fat k go baby get you son hey patreon i get this ad free get this episode ad free all the episodes

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com slash fighter and answer code fighter at checkout. That's joinedleetme.com slash fighter code fighter. I mean, I'm just saying like most of the time when you learn jiu-jitsu, you're learning wrong. That's all. But you've been doing it for so long. It's like, when are you going to get right? You don't say it?

I really haven't been doing it that long. You've been around it for more than 10 years. Moneyberg did it into years, dude. And you've been doing it damn at 15 years. I just haven't been doing it. You're not discouraged because Moneyberg did in two and a half years. They never practiced. The last time I really practiced Jiu-Jitsu, went to practice,

I was 36 years old. Do you know the story? Yeah, I do. But Moneyberg did in two and a half years. That's not discouraging for you? Well, I'm not Moneyberg. That guy's in a little. athlete.

All right. Well, I'm glad you admit it. That's all I needed. Now, I'll move on. Yeah, that's all. I mean. I'll move on. I'll move on.

You didn't watch a single baseball game yesterday, did you? Four playoff games? Great games. Didn't watch a single one. That's insane. Were they, I miss some good games? I mean, Dodgers, like I told you guys, dog walk the Reds. Dog, Otani, first pitch, home run.

God. Yeah, I need to. But that our call, it's, here's the thing. Biggest Dodge fan in the world are, our, closers it's going to catch up with us we can get by the reds we'll see if we get by philly but eventually it's going to catch up with us we're up nine to nothing and then snell comes out pitching he gave up two runs so what is it it's basically nine to two 10 to two and then he goes out and they give up fucking four three runs right away wow the bullpen's atrocious we're

we're fucked really we had to score for damn to win this game so so so like our starting pitching is probably the best in the league. But then your backup. For seven innings, we're going to beat the fuck out of you. But then all the teams do is like, just, okay, that's fine. You're doing your thing. Once he goes out, game on. And then it's bombs over bag-dag once the closers come in.

You don't have any closers? No. Really? It's insane. We did. They just fell off. I don't. Wow.

It's insane. Snow pitch is a great game. Is this fixable? Is it just talent? Not now. we're in the fucking midst of the playoffs there's nothing we can do it's wild though

we have to score 10 runs to win a game and even that wasn't safe last night like they had bases loaded we won 10 to 5 but they had bases loaded at one point no outs oh boy it's stressful being a Dodgers man it's stress it's gonna cut it's gonna bite them in the ass it is yeah they got away with the rads

with Phillies good fucking luck they play Phillies they play Milwaukee good fucking luck it drives to be nuts dude at that level and even the manager's getting sick of it he's like do the job you're paid to do man because they just give up fucking crazy runs why you don't have clinton kershaw as a closer i've no clue is clayton kershaw starting he didn't make the playoff roster he's not in the starting rotation i bet they bring him back for the for the for the if they get to the Phillies

which they will the wind a night in that series over reds have no business to be in the same field as the dodgers I play off baseball, man There's nothing like it I'll be all over it Is it, there's games tonight You're not all over it though You didn't even

There's four games yesterday From fucking 12 in the afternoon To 10 o'clock at night He didn't see one I know And they're doing again tonight Yeah Wildcard's fun though

I'll be watching You can't get enough of it dude This is when I love baseball Well It's when I tune in I do You're driving me nuts. No, no, no, no, take it easy.

Take it easy. You even know there's a big UFC pay-per-view this weekend. Take it easy. That upsets me. Take it easy. We're going to be good. I'm going to watch that fucking pay-per-view, UFC. Watch some baseball.

Get some baseball in. Okay. Get some baseball on. Take it easy. Take it easy. Relax. I'm just saying. No, no, we're good.

Do something. Yeah, no, I will. I will. No, no, take it ease. Take it ease. Netflix has that new show, The House of Guinness. It's from the guys who create peeky blinders.

Really? It's the story of the Guinness family. I didn't realize how big Guinness was. I mean, me and Chinchin been to Dublin, Guinness is everywhere. Yeah. I don't realize how big of a fucking deal it is. Mm-hmm.

Did you? I did not. But, you know, when you've heard about it, and it comes from another country, but it's so old, they were like... You mean, Guinness Beer? Guinness Beer. And the family that built it, it's wild, man.

I don't know anything about it, actually. I don't either. That's why the fucking series is awesome. I used to always always always. only drink Guinness. Really? It's heavy. It's heavy.

It was the only beer I drank. I can't drink more than one. It's a lot, dude. Remember how much Guinness we drank in Dublin, Jen? They gave us, because you, they gave us our own tap for the green room, remember? And we just were nonstop pouring and pouring. And even though it was like, like you're saying heavy, but it's better. It's better out there.

Our Guinness in America is a little different. I think it's because they don't pasteurize it or something. I can't remember how it works. The Guinness out there was, it wasn't as heavy. It was supposed to be. better for you see if there's a difference in how they prepare the guinness in ireland orleans now a lot of people in ireland thought i smoked cock because i would put current in my guinness which is like a cherry flavor apparently that makes you suck cock yeah yeah

they did an article on there you go gness in ireland generally tastes better because it's fresher avoids the shipping storage time required america additionally irish pubs often maintain higher standards for handling and pouring nitro beers than american bears yeah yeah yeah yeah so it just that it's fresh that's right jay and i went to the actual factory too that was pretty dope that's right you and jay did a tour we got a little certificate how big is it it was huge there's like plenty of like uh i mean it's a worldwide brand yeah yeah they're massive bubba massive massive massive yeah they're their own fucking show now i mean they're all dead but yeah it's interesting ganis think think of uh

Think of the show, Yellowstone, but with beer and Ireland. Similar. Wow. All family issues. The guy who created passes away, the dad passed away, leaves Guinness to divvies it up between the four brothers and sisters. They're all degenerates. There's people trying to take over.

I'm only one episode in. A lot of dialogue right now. A lot of dialogue. A lot of dialogue. A lot of dialogue. I'll tell you what I can't wait to see a smashing machine I can't wait to see that either and I don't like fight movies they usually suck but this one is more than that apparently he's amazing I talked to Rogan this morning about it and he goes he goes I text fucking rock and

he's like you're winning an Oscar dude if you don't win an Oscar then something's going on here he should he's got to win one you haven't seen it dude I've seen the previews he looks fucking great I can tell get the fuck out of here no off those clips yes no oh yes I can I do I do want to see it, though. I can always tell when somebody's, I can tell. So when I saw Joaquin Phoenix walking across the fucking thing to do the scene, I was like, I literally was like, what's going on here? He's won before.

No, you can tell. You can tell when somebody's in character. The blockbuster guy? Yeah, you can tell when somebody's in a character. He's different in this. I can see his face. I can see the scenes. I'm like, oh boy.

It makes me want to see it. Yeah, I want to see it. And also look at how much weighty gained and stuff. Like, he just fucking. 40 pounds of muscle His body looks different That's not easy He's a big dude already

He was born to play this role Yeah I mean who else would you get To play fucking Mark Kerr Nobody I mean it's not that I'm a rock's a big dude Playing a big dude

Yeah but he's still a body Transformation Isn't it? I mean look at him It looks like the rock In the WWF He's always been big Yeah

It's not like they ask Fucking Spencer Pratts to play Look at that. He looks a lot like him. Look at that shit. Wow. Yeah, Mark Kerr was a big boy.

Mark Kerr in college in his senior year in college. Wrestle at 188. When he fought at the UFC, he tipped out at 260. Beast. He still looks like a beast. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, he still leaned in. muscular i mean obviously nothing like you was yeah click on that one with is just traps and chest

this one yes i mean that's the ufc days good fucking luck well they were doing everything those guys were literally doing it all everyone was though yes everybody if he tore bell for it and everybody yeah he was a freak oh my god you saw me like what in the fuck and also it was like wild west they were just doing whatever they had to like the crazy shit Good Lord. But yeah, I can't wait for Smasher Machine. Good movie. Good movie.

Looking forward to it. Yeah, because we're going to say it's not like a fight movie. It's just a good movie. Yeah. About a guy struggles with addiction. Oh, yeah. Pain killers. Yeah.

I remember that. Well, if you see the documentary, it's heartbreaking. Smash the Machine. Like, have you seen the documentary? Man, he's weeping and he's just, you know, he was a mess. Mess. A absolute mess. And you're like, something's wrong.

Something's going on here. And he was saying, he was saying, because he was saying, because he was just on road you're saying how it was like he just isolated everybody he like he was so mean to everybody well he had a yeah he had a very deep he was in the throes of a very deep addiction and you know i always think that that addiction is a result of something in your life that you haven't lived down or faced up to or whatever it might be and so yeah who knows hopefully he's found that piece what's he do now do we know he's got that movie which is a big deal i don't know what he does hangs out the rock and shit sings you're welcome

you're welcome yeah what do you got chin i'm trying to see what mark kirk does now let's do that first and see if it does show anything personal life i know he has a son married my dawn stapleton stapleton share son no longer together in 2010 curtains there's a damn it says he's working at a Toyota dealership. Okay. Pharmaceuticals. Selling some shitty cars. What is peripheral

peripheral neuropathy? What has to do with your eyes? Oh. And nerves. He had been battling peripheral neuropathy. Fuck. Yeah, but now, like, if your movie about you wins an Oscar,

I assume you can capitalize on that and do some pretty cool stuff. Yeah. Maybe you could do, like, some big seminars and shit, or, I don't know so yeah that's interesting peripheral neuropathy he's got neuropathy

that sucks neuropathy's like your nerves probably from his neck and stuff getting hit yeah constantly too yeah lived a rough life man did he did he take a lot of punishment

when he I don't remember he fought a long time in pride yeah probably and the UFC hopefully he made money I mean back then you know You guys aren't making money now. What are you talking about, buddy? Let's see.

Yeah, that Toyota thing is a big one. Yeah, Toyota dealership. Interesting. Can you imagine buying a fucking Toyota Camry from Mark Kerr? Yeah. Oh, no, that sucks. They, uh, split in 2015. But again, you got to make ends meet.

So maybe that's just what he had to do. Yeah. Oh, Mark is my age. Sam? He's your age? Mark Coleman? Mark, yeah, it might be a little older. I'll look it up.

That's a way different career path. Yeah, there's a lot of miles on that body. All the miles, sir. All the miles, sir. All the miles, Boba. All the miles. Yeah. It's going to age you when you get punched the place for a living.

Yeah, man, it's a lot. But he's got lots of issues. He's better now. Is he? Yeah. Okay. All right, what do you got, Jen? Wait, I wanted to, I was going to tell you about this as well.

Remember we're talking outside? You said, how's my thing going or the scans or whatever? You had what test? So I was supposed to do, I was supposed to do the colonoscopy and the endoscopy, but they couldn't do the colonoscopy because they do a prep thing before, and then you're supposed to like, this is going to be a little too much information, but poop out just straight out diarrhea after you do it. So this could be clear to them to do it.

You got to flush everything out. all that stuff, like a dulclax mirror wax. Do you do all that? I did some of that. Okay. And then you're supposed to fast just water the entire day before, which is tough to do, but I did as much as I could. So anyways, I couldn't do it because it was just still like soft, you know,

stools, not actual just water, but they did the endoscopy. And this is what I was going to tell you, they used pro pro pro propoil to put you to see. The anesthesia? Yeah, the anesthesia. And then when I was, over, the nurse, I could see if the nurse is talking. They're like, you know, look at, looking at the IV. They found something in your rectum?

No. So they didn't do the rectum. They just did, you know, inside your mouth. I'm sorry. But then they saw the pipe, the IV pipe, and then there was so much left over of the propofal. So not enough got into me and that they were freaking out about that. And they had to report it to the doctor afterwards.

But I still fell asleep, you know? Yeah. But then the nurse, head nurse was like, here's the problem. I go, because I kept asking, am I going to be okay? Is everything going to be fine? Hell you. He's like, yes, but the problem was that if that propofal came out altogether, you know, because it was stuck, I guess.

Yeah. And it just came out one, you know, one hit. I would have been fucked. So what they find? Huge thing. I might not be able to wake up. What do they find in your, uh, anesthesia is so dicey? That's where people die.

Yeah. How's everything going? I'll tell you after. Really? Yeah. Is it not good? It's not great. I'll just say that much.

Not great. Well, the fans want to know what's going on, dude. Tell us. Well, they still need to, you know, give me the results after looking at everything in detail. But there is some sort of bleeding in the stomach area. There's bleeding in the stomach area. In your stomach or in your, like. Stomach.

Okay. Yeah. All right. So blood vessels have kind of burst there. From the alcohol? That's what they're going to try to figure out. yeah internal bleeding is not good no so what can we do to fix it that's what we're going to find out but i mean as of now just being chill with everything yeah yeah all right so you're bleeding

inside so yeah yeah internally bleeding and uh internal bleeding it's been a good run though it's been it's been a good run it's been a great run you'll figure it out and if it was that big of a deal then they would keep me in emergency room and stuff so they're just saying like there's some blood vessels that have you know yeah if that helps you relax say tell it it does it does and So they looked, they did a whole scan of your stomach and all that. Whatever they do with this endoscopy? Yeah. They're just like looking at it.

It's a camera. Yeah. All right. If I'm bleeding. I have the pictures too if you want to see them. You're not going to be able to tell what it is. No, I can't. I'm not.

It's been a while since I've read. Oh yeah. So if you guys talk to your buddies that are in the medical field, I'd love to know. Just small. They'll probably say, you know, it could be anything. Yeah. Good stuff. So what happens?

Your doctors look at it and then you go back and they tell you what's up. Yeah. Well, they're going to be. call me in like a few days. They always say they call you in a few days and you're talked to the doctor to go over the results. Um, they've said that a few times. I have not gotten my results for some of them already. Well, that's probably a good thing. Yeah. And they're calling me. Yeah. They're not like Russian to tell you. Or they're real shitty doctor. Like, oh, my bat man. I was a swamp. Sorry, man. I was in case with the family

in Mexico. Yeah, you got two days to live. Ah, shit. I mean one day. I was supposed to report that yesterday. You got one. You got 25 hours. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, Yeah, that's why I don't want to bring it to negative. You know, it's interesting. People want to know. You'll figure it out. You know, there are people that probably are listening to this have gone through the same thing.

Maybe they can give you some advice. Yeah, give me a shout out or heads up. What happens when your stomach's... We're here for you, buddy. We're here for you. And I think it's going to be fine. I'm not worried. That's why I'm joking.

It doesn't sound like it's... It sounds like it's fixable. I am, but I don't think there's much we can do. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Took a little break here, kids, because this episode of Fire and Kids Brought to you by O'O. O'Reilly Auto Parts.

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And New York City. But you know what? Seattle's got a lot of... They've got good Thai food. They've got good fish. They're good fish. White people who are really good at cooking. I mean, so is Portland.

Some of these places are like super... Hey, hold on. I just looked over and this is what you look like. Because you were like this. You just were like this. a mouth breather. You were like, yeah, because this is insane. I thought you were tired for a second. No, I'm not tired at all. I get energy for days. Yeah, I, I, I, I, but I, it's, but Seattle, like, there's nothing else in Seattle. There's

computers and there's food. You know what I'm saying? Very white people and then super woke people. Yeah. Seattle and Portland's a disaster. Here are the 10 top food cities in America from Wallup. Miami, Miami number one, Portland number two, fuck off. Seattle number four, fuck off. Seattle number four, fuck off. Orlando, fuck you. Austin number six.

Hold up. You're telling me the fuck was that. You're telling me Orlando, Seattle, Portland is above L.A. in this list?

Sacramento? You ever been to fucking Sacramento? Make the list. Wow. San Diego. Sacramento. What are they talking about?

Sacramento. I've been to Sacramento. Let me tell you about Sacramento. It's not a culinary capital of America. It's a food place, so I remember seeing like they, food to front table. This is all bullshit, okay? You know what?

This is, this is to get us to talk about it and they're doing a good job. Yeah, fuck that. San Francisco, no doubt. They have an Austin at 6 is hilarious. Yeah. And not to have Chicago, New York, in L.A. The top 10. New York?

Are you joking me? You know how many great restaurants are in New York? That's hilarious. New York is number one, just by sheer volume. And not to have, like, New Orleans or some of these Tennessee places, do some of that southern cooking, suck me. This ain't shit. That list piss me off. Does so I just remember.

With my magic mine. I remember right now. It's a farm to fork. You know that saying farm to table? Yeah, I know that bullshit. But then Sacramento used to use that before, but then now they had to change it for legal reasons. But it was like farm to fork. So they're known for their, you know, food.

Are we doing a. Sacramento. mind read today we've done a few of them already so yeah but just just take it and shut up if you notice that i have more flow after this and i'm more focused there's a reason whoever made this list should have used magic mind mcum sacramental come on austin listen austin has a few good places to be top ten in all of america no way beloxy mississippi has better food than austin yeah again there's some good places here Orlando's hilarious

yeah fuck off all right moving on moving on this is also in the news here hold on not this one give me a second right here Elon Musk is now urging his followers to boycott Netflix over this transgender themed kid show I'll boycott

Netflix for that yeah you're not going to do shit it's from 2020 though but the guy that that's the guy we're talking about before the hamish or whatever Hamish Steel. He's the director who said some negative things about Oh, wow. So hold on. Elon Musk called his followers to cancel Netflix subscription due to 22 animated series Dead End Paranormal Park. I'd never let my kids watch that bullshit in general, which features a transgender teenager and is rated TV. Oh, Y7 for young audiences. The controversy

escalated after the show's creator Hamish Steel, I don't even know like the name, posted comments celebrating the assassination of the conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Wow. Leading to widespread accusations of promoting harmful content while user shared screenshots of cancellation. Listen, this guy's a complete cuck and I ignore where I let my kids ever watch his bullshit show. He's in a child abuse. Yeah, yeah.

But I, uh, did it say child abuse too? No, I think, I think when you, I think when you change a child's gender. But look at that guy. For they're ready. But also, I'm not going to give him the satisfaction. Netflix has some litty-ass shows. I'm just going to let my kids don't fuck with it. I mean, that's a good point, dude.

Yeah, this guy eats ass. You know what? Honestly, that's a good point. Like, you got to, I think that it's really important to make a distinction. Look, Netflix has some great shows. And sometimes, and by the way, you have a right to not watch it, and this guy has a right to write it. And if Netflix's the factory, so they're going to pick up whatever and give you, so people are going to hate Chappelle. people who love this show are going to hate Chappelle.

People who hate Chappelle are going to love this show. I love Chappelle are going to hate this show. So America is about freedom of expression, okay? And unlike this asshole who celebrated Charlie Kirk's death, who doesn't believe in free speech, obviously, and believes in violence, obviously, if you did that, then this asshole is lucky enough to live in America where he gets to express himself

without worrying about a conservative Christian shooting him. No, but if a conservative Christian sees him walking the streets and beats the piss out of him, there's also that. well which that's we also don't want that though i disagree no we don't we disagree well you should disagree with that but but you know you shouldn't disagree with that you you you don't fucking advocate violence for the way someone expresses them slap them even if they know even if they believe nah it's a cuck way bud that's a cuck way even if they believe in things you oh that's what we're doing how's it going no hold on you don't nah you shove kin of locker

no no you don't pull his underwear up and wedge him that'd be good for him because stop this bullshit he probably also doesn't have kids hey listen Netflix here in niccolo they should take it from Nickelodeon anytime there's a guy who creates a show for children and he doesn't have kids he's a pedophile or he's sucking cock left and right look at this you don't want them on your network transgender woke agenda your kids if you if you like your kids watch that like you can navigate the water share but that but that's what I'm saying it's like the good thing is that just don't let them watch it you know and and you're also allowed to boycott Netflix if it's what you want to do

listen that Ryan Murphy's serial killer show comes out Friday I'm not just because this cuck put that on there I'm not well people were calling for netto boycott Netflix over Chappelle and he said nothing offensive toward transgender people nothing but they're so dumb and I will give them this because my kids

were watching Jurassic Park and I have to take it off says wow kids show Jurassic Park camp on Netflix is pushing woke garbage on children yeah it's a little weird what happened it's a little weird I just play this clip. Someone just captured this.

Yeah, this is weird. Yeah, there's some gay shit on there. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll say he's what. The kids. Yeah, hey, hey, Netflix. Show me fucking stegosaurus.

I don't need to see two bitches kissing. Protect the kids. Protect the kids. Yeah, it is weird, man. You gotta be conscious of that shit. I agree. Yeah, you'd rather just keep the sex education. out of my fucking kid shows.

Because I got a three and a half year old, you motherfuckers. Yeah, the kids are just trying to watch dinosaurs. Let me educate them on that. Yeah, it's not good. Like, but. But again, that show's coming out Friday. Again, you have a right to tell them to go fuck off. You have a right to not watch it if you disagree with it.

And that's what I like about it. It's like Netflix, everybody pays a price. Boycotts are very real. And you know, you got to be careful. So if you're serious, caught him all right i know but who's it hurt well i think that there are there's something about the silent majority enforcing certain standards which are this look you can do whatever you want can you leave my kids out of your your your fucking yeah but but here's my thing i'm not i'm not anti-gay

or any of that stuff do what the fuck you want either i don't think there should be a guy and a girl kissing on the dinosaur show that's right so i'm saying take all that's what i'm saying none of this should be in there correct when it comes to kids there shouldn't be be any love interest there shouldn't be guys girls guys on guys dinosaurs on girls none of that maybe dinosaurs on girls be fun i'm just saying yeah keep all that out of it yeah why are you allowing this on your we never saw that there there's a but i also think that there is something about romance between a man and a woman that's always been a part of it's called lady in the tram it's also called it's also called like how our society has been i guess uh structured and

yeah it's a tough but disney's always push that cinderella snow white aladdin all that shit it was always a man and a woman always yeah but i don't need any of that shit i think i think i think i think leave my three and a half here all that of this please let me let me let me handle that on my own and then if i'm netflix i'm going yeah you got it because it doesn't we're not telling you we're not pushing this in your face you're the one allowing your kid to watch it it doesn't stop there either. What happens is then you're going to get the, I promise you, you get from there, you get the trans agenda. You get all of that. I don't know. That's a little extreme because if I'm Netflix, I'm going, listen, we have 1,000 children show on there. There's two that push that

agenda. So you have 998 other shows that aren't pushing gay shit. For those of you that want gay shit, wants your kid swallowing heavy cock when they grow up, we have these two shows for you. So there's also that. Or the idea would be there are gay kids. They don't know where they fit in. They feel ashamed or whatever. And they get to see something where they go, hey, maybe I'm not so abnormal or I'm not

so out of the, and I get that too. I understand that. But I think they should leave all that out. Just educate kids on dinosaurs. I think there's an age when kids are going to come into contact with that and they should and we can have that a conversation. But I agree that if my three-year-old is watching that, I don't feel like explaining it to my three-and-a-half-year-old.

But you know what Netflix owes to the parents? There should be a warning. Hey, super gay shit episode three with a stegosaurus. Wouldn't that be fair? Hey, super gay. It just pops up. Yo, some gay shit on episode six might want to skip it. Just you out there.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys, before we get in this episode, I know you're here for the T-Rex and the T-Rex. No homophobia here at all, but. Listen, it's all good. There's some gay shit. But this, you know, Jerry, the main character who's 13, is going to suck off Dave. Two minutes in. They're going to start talking Sega Stores.

They're going to start talking about tails. He says, let me see your tail, and he sucks the other kid off. So you might want to skip that episode. I don't think there's any of that. There was just a guess. What if I just pop up on the screen? Yo, parents. You're probably like, hey, yo, no, this sounds you do it.

While it goes, I pop out of nowhere. Just the screen stops. I go, yo, parents, you're probably not even paying attention. Right now, Netflix sent me here to give you a heads up. Dave's about to suck off Steve in episode six. Fast forward to fucking minute 333. What would have been better in that scene is when the girls are kissing and the two boys are behind the rock, one of the boys goes, yeah.

Yeah, that'd be cool. Decent. No, or just from the rock you're here. Keep going. Or behind the rocky air. hot. That'd be cool, right? Or they just show, or they just show

a bronosaurus just stroking a giant green cock to it. That'd be cool. No, it's not. I want to move on. No, if the camera just pans over the bronosaurus like this. No, I'd like to move on because the bronosaurus does this hot.

They don't have hands. They have hos and they'd have to do this. He'd be sitting and doing this. If you wanted to do it, he would do that. He doesn't have hands. I know but look like this Don't do that Don't do that with your tongue Please

And his feet are up in the air Hot His hoobs The bronosaurs have Hobbes or feet Let's check it out Cliffs Huffs doesn't matter

I think it's heat feet feet feet No they don't have toes Like crocodiles No they don't Brontasorses I think they do No you're idiot dude They're like elephants

They have feet like elephant They don't have hoobs They don't have hoof They have it's soft And then there's like elephants A big elephant foot Let's see did not have

club like feet with claws but not hub like feet with claws yeah and then it says you ever seen an elephant you fucking idiot the rhinoceros have

five toes on its hind feet yep and three or sometimes four so like a crocodile the four lives are like to sport their mass weight only a thumb had a claw no hooves

crocodiles who feet are webbed and they have claws bring up a picture of it no it's just like a fucking elephant hoof dude this is easy crocodile no no no that's way off go to elephant

no let's see the bronosaurus oh my god just bring up a dinosaur's foot chin you guys have seen a bunch of different things good like to spend bronosaurus Bubba I know I got it now they don't have hooves Baba You're right

You are correct sir It's identical to a fucking Elefonte you are correct sir i mean a little bit of a little maybe a little tiny bit of a but looks like my grandma's feet yeah those are you know those diabetes feet yeah they have the cancels yeah that's what all of them look like that's a big fucking animal huh wow all right now the more you know it's got that glow arm thing too yeah the wrinkles like count the more you know um i brought the ages real quick because do you think it matter since the characters are young

and they're kissing each other if it was like the adult characters like you know beauty and the beast or beauty and the Cinderella seeking beauty I don't have any problem with the reality of life which is there are some people that are gay and you know there are even people that are trans I mean I believe that yeah let's some point 1% keep that shit off my TV here's the thing not saying the kissing no I just I just there's a older you got realized when you have kids they don't give a fuck about the ages, Jen. They're there to get entertained by these kids searching for dinosaurs. Tiger and go, oh yeah, that kid's 13, that kid's 14, that kid's 16. They're all just kids to them.

I know, isn't it more? My thing is this. I think my objection is that you have a very strong agenda from a very small but very active minority that is, that truly wants to take the traditional structures of gender, the traditional structures of sexuality, and not only sort of destroy them, but also in many ways mock them and rearrange them to their agenda. And if you follow how they look at everything, I disagree with everything about them, because they want to also dismantle the United States. They don't believe in the Constitution. They actually don't believe in free speech. They don't believe in a lot of things. They are essentially Marxists. And part of what it is to be a Marxist is to also even break down the family structure. Family, as in the father, mother,

unit family with children, to them is considered actually anathema to their worldview, which is a communal worldview. Yeah, but I don't think they're successful, Brian. They're not at all, but they're not at all. They try to it. If you talk, yeah, on online, there's this big movement. It seems like a bigger deal than it is. It doesn't happen in my kid's school, didn't happen in my kid's school in L.A. If you talk to any normal parent, if you're not online about any of this stuff they're like what the fuck are you talking about yeah even the guy so sam harrison university very liberal school and they're like you know what's going on with our college he goes look look look look we do have examples of real liberal craziness but most of the

people even at westland are actually finance majors trying to get jobs on wall street and make a lot of money that's why the school's really hard to get into so it depends on how you're looking at things we get game by our algorithm we get game by they want us fighting so they'll give you the two extreme points that's right that's right and then we think that and to your point most of netflix has great shows they they're great shows on their own and there are two shows where there's this thing going on and maybe that's for your kid maybe that's not a bad it's not though it's not for anybody it shouldn't be involved in there like that their kids i think it's a kid show let's leave it all out that's what i'm saying or have me issue the warning yo parents you're not paying

attention. Yeah. If it's kids, can we just leave out all the sex maybe? Unless it's from Disney. Yeah. You know, honestly. There was never really sex with kids, you know, not straight sex, not gay sex, none of that. It's like let them, let's just work on the, the motifs if they're three, four, five, six, seven years old. Anyway. Okay, just, just, just, just fucking put a button on this. When you were a kid and you watched Cinderella, when they're adults kissing, to me, it's not that crazy. But when I was a kid, if I was a kid and I saw two kids kissing, it'd be a little much. So that's what I'm saying with this stuff. It's like, I don't care if it's same sex. Bro, try being a young Brendan in Aurora, Colorado, watching Blank Check. And he's making

out with a 30-year-old. And he's nine. I went, what the fuck? Yeah. That happened in a movie. When you're a nine-year-old boy, that's kind of a fantasy. Yep. Well, I was just like, what the fuck is happening. Nine. Never mind. I was way too young. Oh, no, whatever it is. When I was, when I was like 13, 14, the idea of having sex with a 20-year-old woman was the greatest thing I could ever think about. Yeah. My buddy used to tell us a story about this girl who, he had a babysitter.

He was 13 and he had this babysitter with huge. She was like 21. A big tit. And she fucked him. Oh. And we were like, dude, what was that? We were like, holy shit. I'm sure he was lying.

I'm sure he was lying. But he was a great storyteller. I bet it was fun. He was a great storyteller. Yeah. Okay. This 22-year-old man got a fake ID and mess with paperwork to get into high school to play football. To get into high school?

That's fantastic. And he's 22 and no one, it's tough these days. And he didn't get caught for 14 months. Was he balling out? That's a good question. I'd be more embarrassing. Did he have a hundred yards? every game receiving.

Yeah. Let me see him. That's him. Fantastic. Oh, that's great. He looks like he's crying. How old was he? 22.

And then also, because he's 22, a lot of parents are concerned that he was actually hitting on the girls, too. And you can't be doing that, obviously. Like God, Kelvin has a game for a fucking 16-year-old. He looks like he'd be good. That's hilarious. Students say he played for the school's football team, and there are at least five, two online profiles

for college recruiting site with Lukey's name saying he was graduating in 2023. Two online. Keep going down. Why wouldn't he get? I want to know how good of a football player. If he was really good at 22,

wouldn't a college pick him up? He'd have to be outstanding. But if you're 22, he's going to be most likely be better than these kids, right? You would fucking hope. Let's see. Let's see.

Well, follow me on. If I'm the school, though, and all the parents can mind, I'm like, what do you want us to do? Yeah. He fucking looks. He's jacked. but there's there's way bigger high school kids than him you go to lake travis football game

it looks like fucking USC that kid ain't shit but my thing is if he did this was he balling on these young kids and if not my god I mean he's kind of probably smooth I mean above a baller move you but did trying to get into college my thing is did he already graduate because you can't you can't go back to high school right sorry Is there an age limit? Like if let's say for the reason something popped up in his, let's say Hurricane Katrina happened when he was in high school. His high school got washed away.

He gets a job and then the school comes back. Can he go back? Let's say he was in eighth grade, the school got washed away. He comes back. He comes back. He comes back to his limit going back to high school. I think there's age limit playing sports though. Not in college.

Joel Clout was 26 years old as a freshman. Really? Yeah, because he played AAA baseball. And then when he was able to go back. You still have eligibility. Chris Winkie won a Heisman. He was 27, 28. What?

Freshman. He was? Yeah. Is that true, man? I didn't know that. Yeah, man. Fuck. Yeah, because your college sports career doesn't start till you enroll.

Wow. Whether you're 30 or 18. So he was a full grown man playing with you guys. Yeah, Joe Clack got married and had a mortgage. And I was like, dude, I'm trying to get my dick suck and do fucking bear bonds. What are we doing here? Wow. Yeah, he's talking about like bills and shit.

Wow. crushing it, you know? What's you have to? He's working at Fox? He's the head college football commentator for, I think, the big tent. Like all the big games, like Ohio State, all that shit. He's crushing it. I love that, dude. Hold on. Can you go to the

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Yeah, she was banging a lot of guys. Students? She'd have them do chores and then say you're really strong and then have sex with them. Well, she has some big old sweater. Poppies. She has a big gal. She has some heavies, dude.

Yeah. Oh, she's like sat there. Well, that's when she got booked. Wait, but what's scream have to do with it? So it says, oh, man, several teenagers There's those poor kids. Several teenagers in the area knew about those poor 16-year-olds guys.

Those poor, rock-hard young men. Allegedly supplying minors with drugs, okay, and sexually preying on children, children is a loose term. These dudes are 17-18 with rock-hard boners, and she has some big old tits. She just handed it out to anybody. The divorce educator now faces a total of 47 charges,

including 15 counts of child molestation, 14 counts of sexual misconduct. Keep going down? after the grandmother of one of her alleged victims told police the teacher molested the boy when he was 15 the grandmother also claimed she sent the boy nude pictures and gave him drugs along with graphic message allegedly threatened to kill herself if he told anybody the boy said it was no different than a 30-year-old man and a 15-year-old girl I'd be a little different the boy said the child molestation he's there because he doesn't want her to molest kids anymore.

Mm-hmm. I'm still, among the most bizarre is that she forced her alleged victims to wear a ghost face mask from the movie scream during their sex sessions. Group sex sessions, group.

Oh, man. She had to know that this was going to catch up with her when you're having sex with high school kids. Like, huh? I mean, if they're under 17, that gets a little weird. but 17, like 18 year old boy? 18's an adult. And she has those big tits.

18's an adult, Bob. You're talking about 15 year old, 16 year old boys. 15's a little young. Unless it was me. And I would have been like, well, no. See, I read these stories. Good God. Those tits don't quit.

Dude, when I was a kid, I this never had. Did the, you ever heard of any shit like this? I didn't. And also, none of my teachers had those fucking tits in my face teaching me English. ever. My teachers were warlocks. This is well documented. I had a teacher and she had cancer of the nose and her nose fell off. Yeah, well. She definitely didn't have those huge heavies. Did you? I had some beautiful teachers. No. Yeah. That never happens. I had some, I had one my entire life.

I certainly say when I was 14, 15, 16. I, I lusted two teachers of mine. Lusted you'd go home and and jack off them? Yeah. Hard. Yeah. I had one in kindergarten. I was too young. I was at Wacking it then. No. Miss Famularo. I'm talking about when you're 14, 15, 16, 17, you can have teachers that are 30 and

you would give a pinky. Oh, bro. When I was 1516, there could be a good looking couch. I'd rub my clock along it. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of that going on. This?

The boys had some fun in that school. But it said, how many kids are involved? You know, these kids too now. are all watching porn at a very way too early an age so they've seen everything too because i i would bet half those kids are kind of like yeah the boys you kind of had some fun yeah what the fuck is it going yeah i i do have a double standard 15s you oh oh as a guy like if it's girls like what the fuck if that was a well because i'm a guy so maybe you know if the kid is 15 16 my son is 14 look at her i can guarantee i could have

be a therapist because if that kid came in was like oh this she pulled out these big fucking hitters and then these big old heavies and then she maybe put my cog between them I'm like right right hallie you're 18 17 no yeah listen I'm not going to charge you for today but I think 17 in a lot of states is actually legal

and uh depending and I think if you have parental consent she's also 32 shows she's young too yeah I think it's parental consent there's something about but again she was also applying them with drugs this chick is crazy crazy hot but listen she's out of her but if you're 17 your parents sign off on it is it legal i think so i think that'd be a tough sell yeah i think otherwise it's statutory rape hey dad you know you don't miss fucking rachel she wants me to go over house much of moving wear a mask can you sign off on this yeah my dad go the one with big old tith i'm like yeah yeah

sign off on this yeah my dad'd be like get the fuck out of here get out of here 47 charges that's a lot she's going to go and do some time i couldn't see how many kids it just said multiple yeah if they're under the age of 17 that's where i don't condone it but 17 or older buddy cry me a rip no some of these kids were i think as young as 15 or were they 13 you know some of those 15 year olds with the mustache though you can't have it though i get it i get it we can't have this she was into them she was into it now i want to be so pro this big tit lady if she didn't have those giant knockers right she was ugly i'm like this disgusting arrest her now yeah i don't yeah this is um interesting

group set boys wow for a math teacher amazing i guess it was amazing i guess it was it was just a bunch of dudes I'm outraged math teacher too she's teaching math yeah the people like this are somebody like this has got to know that that's you're not getting away with that

no so what are you doing how many kids she's she's clearly out of her mind yeah you know and you're giving you're giving these kids drugs yeah she's also He's psychomber. Yeah. What are you doing? So I don't know.

They better not have filmed it. I do not want to see that, Jim. Brennan, please. Please, sir. What do you got? What do you got? I thought this is interesting. And I'll just let this guy speak for himself here.

This is when, you know, girls do the filters and everything else to get, to become part of like something, you know, like hunters, you know, women that do hunting, women do fishing. You get super popular. This girl did the car. see she does like a car stuff that is so egregious and the point of her content is to get popular in the car scene

and I found her photoshopics and photos so I feel like this fits Randy Lee because there's two beasts welcome to the show this is Brandy Lee she has 233,000 followers Brandy Hauser he's a race car driver and a lot of what she posts centers around her looks she even

says it. In this one, she's saying, I got my mom's looks, my dad's attitude. And this one, 26 years between this photo and the other photo, it's a photo of her as a kid. Oh my God, I'm so blessed. But this all came across my desk because the other day she was tagged in a video. And even though she was tagged in the video, the person that sent it to me said, I think this is her, but I'm not quite sure. I'll let you guys be to change. I'm Brandy Hauser. I'm a race park driver. Get yourself some gold from. Hi. It's crazy house, and I like needles in my neck, and I'm on offering something. And I'm on offering something.

Like, I would never make fun of somebody for the way that they look, but you have taken so many Photoshop liberties in this photo that it doesn't even look like you. Yeah. And your entire public image is, here's my face, I'm using it to market myself, I'm this cool girl in the car scene, this is what I look like. But that's not you. You also take some pretty crazy liberties. photoshopping these photos too as far as your body's concerned i mean i don't think that thor's supposed

to be crooked but don't people see you at these race events and go hold on a bunch of sponsorships that's what i'm saying like looking like this when you don't look like that i just think there's an absurd difference between the way that this person is presented that is an absurd and you in reality when somebody else is posted yeah but here's the sad thing is the reason she does that it's because the hot girls in the car scene makes so much more money than of course she looks so she looks so she's like okay this is the business model so i'll filter this so i get all these endorsements and make money because that's what i had a friend you know he would date girls and they would always have these crazy instagram counts and you'd end up meeting them that way and they were there were these

like they've looked unbelievable and then he would show up with them and i was like oh yeah they don't like that's the girl you've been dating yeah girls be using a lot of filters man yeah i was like it was such a difference. But she's just a product. She's just a product of the game. But then also, it's not like she's some AI girl. She has to show up in person at these race events. And people like, dude, the fuck happened. That's what I mean? Hey, what would happen if you took a picture of me? Can we do that and see? What is that filter that she's using? I don't know what she's using. Yeah, I never really. Hey, Bubba. They're enough filters to make you look. What? No. Dude. Hey, you wish. Hey, nice try. Way to segue that in that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do.

this no because her thing is a little different i i don't know she's just using like younger pictures or what but yeah well well they do that her thing's weird because she has to go to live events and show it's not like she's just mysteriously never showing up yeah like the other race was like oh shit right so i'm sure in the race community they know what's up it's face tune is that what it is yeah well i mean that's one of the filters out there man i'd love to see what i look like download the app on your phone take a picture yeah download the face tune app can i be honest i look great you do you know what i mean like it's like uh what are we gonna do do to improve this let's take a little break dude because you know what as usual this podcast

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Sheriff Grady, I think it is. I thought this was AI. No, he's hilarious. What's this? Chinas says, uh, this Florida sheriff is the true storyteller. Yeah, it's a true storyteller. I thought it was pure AI.

It's not? this is real yeah he's hilarious this is a short version I'll show you the long version or longer version afterwards but yeah did you think it was AI 10

no I thought it might be I thought it just might be like a fake thing and if it was AI at all it would just be the pictures but it seems to be legit let me see there's things in life you just can't believe so you order up a prostitute

right this prostitute lives with his mother by the way he's got a massive criminal history a 21-year criminal history with 31 criminal charges. So you order up a prostitute, and that's what you think you're getting. Now, when you look at that, you go, well, that's pretty rough, but, you know, any port in a storm.

And then the next morning, when you wake up, why is he doing this? You find out this is who it really is. We get a laughing in the back. We call that coyote ugly. You see, he's laying on your arm in bed. You're going to wear it was rough last night, but I've sobered up. I think I'll just chew my arm off and ease away so I don't disturb him or wake him up. Chew my arm off.

All right, so you think you're buying this. You're getting this. He's got 31 criminal charges, and heck, if you're lucky, he doesn't kill you overnight. This guy's awesome. There's more, though. I thought it was AI. He's so funny, man. No, he's so funny.

You chew your arm off, sneak away. You order up, this is a real professional, $1,000 for full service. No condom. This person's already on felony probation. They show up and you go, hey, next morning you wake up, and there he is. Very similar, though. At this point in time, you call your brother. You say, do I have a surprise for you?

Come get him. This is what we're seeing in these undercover operations. The strangest deviant conduct you can imagine. And then there is Rodrigo, Molina, Anduez from New York. This is what you order. She's here illegally. from Venezuela, $700. This is what you order.

Well, she is, hey, this is what you wake up to. This is what we're trying to do is protect people from this outrageous conduct because they have no idea many times when they show up what they're getting. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's a lot of guys. to laugh at the hookers. Good Lord. A lot of guys catfish on the world.

So do they rob you? Well, you remember how our friend had a girl come to the room. And I don't know if he was a hooker or he had met her. And he goes, and the thing is, her hands were real big. And so were her feet. I can handle a lot of women, but I was like, man, I think this is fucking, I think I just got catfish. Because her hands were so fucking big. Big hands, yeah.

Like a giant black guy showed up in a wig. What's this? Oh, this is great. You'll know about this one. I try to understand what this is, but I don't. So you tell us,

Bernard. I'm not going to keep my mouth. That's a good call. It's not a necessary call. You know? And get some yardage, but there's a flag down. Guess what?

It's an ineligible man down field. Yeah. The product is just not very good. I'm going to be honest. It's not very good. I mean, this is ridiculous. What does that mean? Like football,

right now like with all the flags and how you can't be aggressive like it's just a shitty product right now really yeah hard on those guys i love drakeman for that do we know how tyriekills knee is he's out for the season he toured like every ligament fuck they suck though the dolphin thing go nowhere yeah man that was awful do you see his uh leg yeah well that's a dislocated knee meaning he just me he tore all the ligament fuck and is that how recoverable is that i mean he's out the whole year he's out a year he's out a year but he'll be he'll be okay you think uh i mean we'll see jesus i mean well miss the mariner wow multiple torrents including his acl oh my god recovery timeline of a year or more man that was awful yeah i hate to see it

jesus christ man what else you got you a motorcycle accident with a truck who do you think is correct in here? You're right? I got nothing to save you, bro. What the fuck were you doing?

Oh, I was just trying to turn. Yeah, no shit you were trying to turn. Oh. Don't the fuck. Well, why is he going outside the line? Well, he's on, he's, he's, he's coming to incoming traffic and it's also, it's two lanes and it's also not a passing lane. Let's watch that one more time. I got nothing to say to you, bro.

What the fuck were you doing? Oh, I was just trying to turn. Yeah, no shit you were trying to turn. Fuck that. They're both at fault. Yep, I agree. That's how I feel about it too. Like that, that, you shouldn't be turning.

there that's insane it's also double solid lines yeah he was kind of in that lane wasn't he he was in the this was perfectly fine but then he started going towards they're both at fault though why because the motorcycle guy was passing a you're not allowed to turn

there because it's a solid line yeah B the motorcycle's not allowed to pass here yeah that's not a passing line it's not passing lane yeah there's a reason and then also why did he drift over to the oncoming traffic and he was a he was an absolute dick the the truck

driver since they're both at fault they should just make sure they're both okay but the motorcycle guys like woo man it's so bad yeah he kind of got off easy people were saying like dude you had a few days to to you know to move over to the other side he just he kept going you guys would have dodged that right that truck i would like to think so yeah they're both at fault there yeah he shouldn't been doing a u-turn there he shouldn't have been blazing past his fucking cars i don't why is he going into that lane exactly so he posted this and of course the majority of people are on the uh the truck driver's side even though the truck driver was in the wrong as well he thought he was gonna get some good

exposure and people just let him up like what the fuck are you doing yeah he was he was going too fast that's that's passing bro had three business days to avoid that wreck and still hit it yeah I agree man that the year a long time and you should never been over than the first just go to the right and avoid it wasn't paying attention here the fuck knows he's Probably not a very good motorcycle rider. Doesn't seem like it. No. Is that it should?

Let's just do one more. This is this weekend. BKFC, Mike Perry against Jeremy Stevens. That's a first team all violence. That's what that is. Let me see the wrestling card. Okay, keep going. Let me see the rest of the card.

You can have the same. Frankie Eggers fighting Jimmy Rivera. That's what I'm waiting for. Carl Robertson That's a good card Why do you think Frankie's taking that fight? They pay him a million dollars

Oh Any other questions I'd have to see that number to believe it But I'm sure it's a big number That's what Frankie said I know he said He wanted just to

To fight But obviously money has to be The main reason BKFC pays How are they doing? Pretty good Good, they're crushing it Yeah

Good That's a huge fight for them Awesome That's opening odds right now since Mike Perry is destroying. Yeah, I'll take Mike Perry all day. It's just his thing. He found his lane.

Perry's a tiny bit bigger, too, than Jeremy. Is that it, Chinster? That is it. Hopefully your stomach's not bleeding, buddy. Kids, come see me. Come see that guy in an Albuquerque, New Mexico this Friday, Saturday, October 3rd and 4th. Get your tickets.

I'm looking forward to seeing you. Can't wait. Did you have to text during that? No, no. I was looking to see if my nephew sent me a picture of what I looked like, and he didn't. So, oh, wait, hold on. You got it? Let me see.

Well, send it to me for sure. Okay, okay. And Brent, uh, Patreon, too, for. Yes, Patreon. Manchinster are headed to barbecue tomorrow. We'll have some bonus content for you. Go to patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K. Get all these episodes, ad free.

You get two extended episodes. bonus content Q&A's every single month it's the B's knees over there it's patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K get you some love you guys I'm going to drop some Abbott-Kny Fight Club

6th Street Fight Club shirts on there soon just for the Patreon listeners and viewers again that's patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K Wow so Brian's the left right that's a real one that's not good yeah it's not great you look better it's a little better

I think he looked better naturally He got really gray beard basically That's all he did And then sucked in your cheeks Alright It's better Sort of You got a long fucking face man

Hey why the long face Old horse face Old horse face Old Ney face It'd be tough for you to be a lady boy man With that mug Really would buddy I'd be pissed

So I ordered that for 700 bucks And you show it out So the fuck All right kids This is the final kid We're out