The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1130

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

The guys talk Bryan's trip to London and experiencing a personal gun loader, Brendan's trip back to LA to film a show and meet up with some of his old friends, school bullies, The Pink Marine, Bryan attending church again, rattlesnakes at Brendan's house, Texas bugs, Shohei Ohtani vs Kyle Schwarber, current events around the world and much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkBeam - And right now, Beam is giving you up to 30% off for a limited time. Just head to http://shopbeam.com/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER at checkout.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER for new customers to turn five bucks into three hundred dollars in bonus bets if your bet wins.PAKA - To grab your PAKA hoodie and free pair of alpaca crew socks, head to http://go.pakaapparel.com/fatk and use my code FATK.Progressive - Give it a try after this episode at http://progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's go, baby. Let's do it, big dog. Let's go back from London, guys. Do you feel any different? I do. I do. If I have a bit of a London accent, I apologize. Oh, no, that's old London.

I was figured you have a... A posh. No, no, I figured to be Muslim. No. Yes, there is that as well. I spoke to a very, very powerful. man about that about he's an englishman billionaire yes a very powerful man who's an englishman a real englishman

and uh and really really is one of the leaders of when you go shooting for pheasant on an estate in London you tend to be the poorest most insignificant person there and it doesn't help that i'm also a shitty shot so you know i'm just taking but that guy's also yeah keep going well what's fun is like i'll ask a guy like that yeah about about all the stuff I see and read he's not a big deal they go like that's like asking how it's stern how is it going in new york they're little out of touch when you're that rich it's not that he's not in london either like when you're in proper London no no but he'll what he does

is this space he'll go like this so if i come at him with a narrative right he'll go he'll be like um i mean he'll look at you and go but let me show you some numbers you know and then you go oh it's not that it's not that there isn't a population of young immigrants who are primarily Muslim in England that are not assimilated it's not that's not that that's the case but you tend to see is you remember Portland when when you talk to that guy and it's like is Portland on fire you're like it's not on fire dude it's there's a small section that you know people do that but overall I went there was on fire right by the way I agree with that it was the worst it was actually it was actually horrific night and day from when we

went with fire the kid. Horrific. Literally horrific. But I'm just saying that sometimes you can highlight small pockets. I hear it's always tough when they're that elite. It's tough with their ear to the ground. Like I remember in, I was actually, I remember in Aurora when they're like, oh, there's these gangs taking over the apartments. And you and I are like, come on, how bad is? I call my mom. She's like, oh, no, I'm here. It's awful. She's like, it's so bad. She's like, it's completely different when you were a kid it's terrible what i'm what i'm saying is that sometimes the problems are a little bit more layered the problems can be so for example with with britain the you know what their biggest problem is freedom of speech no no no yeah all that but their biggest problem is actually the fact

that they have their demographics in europe in general they're just not having enough kids to support their older population or their economy that and the immigration they must have immigration now the question is where do you immigrate from now the thing about for example Syria typically Syria back before the war Lebanon before these places had the most in literally the most entrepreneurial people on the planet yeah Syrians would never work for they would come and start their own business always good for the economy with fucking civil war over 10 years now you got a young man who don't have any education that I messed up that'll fuck things out of there yeah that'll fuck things that I messed it up get out of there so hey by the way London was good man back

to London was good. London was you didn't kill any? Let's get back to London because I wasn't near any of that. I was, I was drinking the best wine. That's why you, and I was, I had a loader. You don't get a vote in telling me about London. I have someone who loads my shotgun, sir. Hold on. The, the villagers

beat the bush and bring the birds to us, you see, and, and I had a loader. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I hunted a collared shirt in a tie. I assume that. I wear a colored shirt. Cuck behavior, though, yeah? I didn't wear a tie, and they were like, you don't have a tie? Hey, a little cuck behavior, yeah?

Well, it's, I'm an aristocrat. See, you can call it a cuck or you can call it an aristocrat. Rich cuck. Rich. No, rich cuck, different. Well, run. They would load your gun and then you would... Literally next to me.

I bet that makes Steve Rinella just... Tell Rogan that. Oh, by the way, they're British and they're making so much fun of me. The guy's like, the guy's like, they go up one point I kept missing and he goes, you were vegan. I'm like Because they do it all the time, I'm sure Oh my God Yeah I mean you know

The Brits there are blasting all the birds It's hard I don't know how to fucking It's moving It's flying out You're panicking I'm like I killed my birds I wouldn't be any better dude

Yeah I mean If you're not doing it it's tough First yeah exactly I do got to learn my guns though Because the baseball dad's all they do They're showing pictures of shit They've killed and all that And I go like this

You don't You don't I kind of do though Yeah at least you know what i at least need to know the basics you and i we go out there we've been shooting and the thing about it is it's like there's a target i guess i'm gonna shoot some techniques keep your elbow in oh cool now shoot that now we got okay should we load the magazine okay oh we're ready to leave yeah i mean i've done enough shooting where it's not i'm just never

going to be an enthusiast i've never walked away from the shooting room like god i can't wait to do that again i went check the box and i go hunting because i like the meat i'll shoot a deer but I'll use your gun I don't have to bring my own gun I don't need you're also not dressed in the deer down you're not I've done it before

I've done it I've been I've been taught how to dress the deer Yeah someone took you by the hand Yeah you got it I did it on TV I did it on meat eater You got it

I just started watching meat eater Yeah It's a good show It's a great show It's been out a hot second I just started watching it And that's all good But

but what I like about hunting What I did Hanging out It's the hang it's the hang It's the hang it's the hang and it's the hang afterwards yeah and you you know you've you've you've done five drives sorry drives are five uh different parts they they flush the bird oh gotcha the villages gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha got you they flushed the birds

and uh that ain't real hunting so people are fucking making the birds fly hey hey hey so one's loading your gun not only that not only that do they stocked the birds stocked birds oh my god hey baba hey bobby you ain't hunting man hey you stocked birds and you drive out to the you stand hey you're from rich right beyond rich yeah yeah there's rich and then there's

super rich yeah yeah you guys just hunting birds or okay listen it is a private estate uh huh you know where I'm going with this

might be some human stuff going on yeah yeah we're really talking we're releasing we hunt people but you have to understand they're not they're not British

yeah so um yeah I was in LA buddy when's last I Oh, well, you go back there like because you're doing stand-up back there. And then your fans back there, too. So I have to go see them.

I couldn't wait to get out. Listen, you forget how much traffic there is. You forget what the 405 is like. You forget what the 101 is like. And by the way, what it's like all the time, not rush hour, all the time. There's no good time. There's just no good time. And I think I got so used to it.

Then when I came out here, I have these, like, like, I don't remember any of the bad things in L.A. I only had fond memories. I went back, I'm like, holy fuck, man. I was exhausted just from dealing with getting around. Yeah. And you know, as soft as that sounds. A lot of it's not that pretty.

Well, no, because everything's, it's all houses and shops, like everywhere compared to here. Yeah. You just don't really notice it to you get out here and you hear you a little bit. That's right.

I miss my friends. I miss the team. Yeah. I miss things about LA. I went to, this is pedophile behavior. I went to some other kids practice, which is very strange.

I mean, his dad's my best friend out there, Patch. But his son was Tiger's best friend. Right. He's on a major's team. I went to their practice. It's a little weird to watch other kids practice. You want to catch up with his dad. Yeah, that's what I want to do.

Well, I saw him that before I did it. But still, I wanted to check out the team, see what's going on. A little company. Now you're like this, Kevin, they stopped practice to let the kids watch the 11th ending of the Dodgers game. And I posted a video of the kids freaking out, dude. There's how much little kids love the Dodgers in L.A. Freak the fuck out.

And the Dodgers won, I take it? Sorry, guys. They're playing Brewers tonight, man, game one, seven. Watch the Brewers. Watch the Brewers. We'll light the Brewers. They don't have the hitting power to compete. Really?

I haven't beta. Look at them. That's when they saw the Dodgers win off that overthrow. Now, imagine this. Imagine this to be right, they won there. Imagine that. That's a pro. That's a pro, right?

there's a man on third they have two outs even at tigers level they know you just need that out you don't have to get a guy out at home he freaks out instead of throwing home and instead of throwing the first he kind of panicked overshot the catcher and the winning run comes in and their seasons over and that guy gets paid millions of he's a stud millions of dollars to make that throw he just had a miscalculation his adrenaline's up instead of throwing a first to get out of the He panics those at home and overshoot so the runner comes in and wins the game. And Bob, your season's over. And if they would have won that game, now you got game five in Philly

where the best team in the league at home in game five against the Dodgers. Oh, no. Season's over. Dude. There's a great picture though. Yeah, it just happens even at that level. But there's a great picture he's down like this. And it just says like, you know, it's like, you know, you can't only celebrate the winning times.

this guy needs a hug. Like, be cool. Did you know he's getting death threats online? And he's a stud. I mean, he's a pro, dude. Like Kevin was talking about how if you took every major league baseball player since the beginning of baseball who made it to the major leagues, they wouldn't fill,

they would only fill two thirds of what stadium? Cleveland. Of Cleveland Stadium, which is the small stadium. Small stadium. Now, that's impressive because baseball was around forever, and that's our pastime. 1890. 1890 and what's impressive about baseball too is people like oh it's a dying sport numbers have never been higher

is that right is that right it's growing 20% every year with despite ESPN not giving them any coverage so they're leaving ESPN numbers are through the roof but here's what's crazy that's that's crazy because baseball's been around since fucking it's insane since we wear monkeys right if now if you take you you know how many UFC alumni there are they would fill maybe a VIP suite as far as all the UFC alumni there's 600 600 600 sir yeah i would only say the caveat to that is way more kids are playing baseball right oh no don't you it's not i'm not compared to baseball i'm just saying for the alumni there's about 600 yeah very small crazy right ufc's been around since 1995 baseball since 1890 no that's what i said baseball's been

around for fucking ever but the difference is it's really hard to make it to the ufc very hard yeah and the the average cruise a year and a half but what's different is in baseball it's like the the ways to get there is so competitive from the age of four. It's competitive. All the way to... So many people play baseball. And it's a world... It's like soccer.

It's now... It's harder to make baseball, too. Professional baseball is the hardest sport to go pro in. Because think about it. NFL, like, if you're a football player, you're really only competing with North America. That's it. Baseball?

I tell Tiger this all the time. His competition's not the kid from fucking dripping springs at shortstop. It's from the Dominican Republic of Cuba. is the fucking kid in Dominican Republic with no shoes on playing with a fucking Coke in it every day that's what you're dealing with so it's a worldwide sport so you're in order to get to the fucking MLB dude you're dealing with Japan's baseball is ridiculous they're so fucking good yeah where you think Otani came from where you think Yoshi came

from the next big boy who's in all those home runs the guy looks like a chubby Otani he's coming over to the Yankees hit 56 home runs he's a monster Fuck. Yeah, baseball's wild. You're competing with the entire world. So is the UFC, though. My buddy played for the Cardinals and said, he's kind of a thick kid and played his whole life. And he goes, he said he was there when the Dominicans came.

And he was like. Are you saying St. Louis Cardinals? Yeah. And he was there when the Dominicans came. And he said, I had never seen that kind of athleticism. Maybe it's because it was a small island. So the ones that made it were like the guys like Rodriguez. They're the freaks, yeah.

Yeah, the freaks. I mean, we have, this is a good place. Bobby Wood Jr.? Excuse me? Well, Ricky Henderson, those guys were amazing back then. Yeah, I'm saying now, but damn, Ricky Henderson. But yeah, like, there's freaks. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Like Bobby Wood Jr. But they were still badass. Mooky Betts glove? Get the fuck out of it. You know, it's like the daggies. Everyone's like, oh, they're so talented. Yes.

It's all they do, but yes, we have, all the monsters are here. All the monsters. California's number one for MLB play. is it Texas number two yeah Florida the California the California teams at Tiger's age are just as good as the there's some yeah yeah yeah how about football Texas same Texas and California the monsters man Florida it's it's California Texas Florida but more there's more that time there's more there's more pros out of California than anywhere else it's also the it's giant yeah it's fucking huge but also it has really

good youth sports yeah But in, and I'm sure that, especially in like Orange County and where you're at, like, the youth sports that are ridiculous. Yeah. I've never seen youth sports set up like I've seen in Austin. It's a religion. The facilities. Yeah. If your kid's not good at sports, you're not invited to the barbecue.

That's right. I can't have you at the house. Yeah. I just said that today this morning. I can't have you at the house. My buddy's son is a great athlete plays. And I go, life is good if you're a good athlete in Texas as a kid. Life is good.

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of competition now i now i remember all those travel ball kids that see so for whatever reason that the age group of nine to ten is stacked with talent it's stacked 10 years old they're fucking stack now remember there's so many travel all teams here and just just in lakeway there's so many travel ball teams they got to make one high school team yeah like Travis yeah that's why they're so fucking that's what my my friend's kid is a wonderful wonderful kid he's 14 he's not an athlete he's a little overweight he's a little bit nerdy and she said the bullying is severe that sucks it sucks she said she said it's so bad and he's such a good kid he's such a good kid the difference between like when i was a kid you deal with it and then you have anxiety about dealing with the

next day because you have face it again yeah and for you i'm sure they drew like pictures or whatever on the rocks making fun but then but then for him but then for him he deals with it online So you can't escape it. So it's 24-7, Bubba. So he's dealing with Facebook, he's such a good kid too. Instagram, TikTok where they're making fun of it in the comments and shit. Yeah, like, what are you doing, bro?

People suck, man. They suck. He's big? He's big. He's punch him in the fucking face. What's his name? He's too gentle. Bobby?

He's too gentle. We'll call him Bobby. Punch him in the fucking face, Bobby. Yeah, but those kids are athletic and strong too, you know? Always getting bullied by athletes? Yeah. That's a tough go. Yeah.

It sucks. I think that that's the only problem with a culture that, like, where athletes are king and everybody else is kind of a nerd athletes aren't king though yeah they're kings and they're you know in their sport yeah but they're not kings on like online and stuff and all that right that's why the nerds hate on the kings yeah so you know i'm just saying when you're in high school you have a world of sheep hating on lions because they can do it you know without anonymously when before you could never like if a nerds you know the social structure in a high school in Texas is probably like pretty brutal if you're if you're not maybe for that kid i know

kids who who aren't athletic and they do fine yeah yeah i hope so it's tough he just has to find his group though too you know like there's a ton of there's more kids who aren't studs of course than are of course especially in sports yeah he'll find you just got to find your group what's he into food um there's like food groups and shit and stuff yeah there's all sorts of she can do good kid though yeah that's a bummer i dude i can you imagine you're saying him bullied no no that sucks horrible my son's really really adjusting i felt so lucky because he's got so many friends because guess what that's number one's what he's what he's funny now if you're funny as a kid though he's he's he's money dude that's all i did that was always funny that's like yeah he's great man

bring him around fin's fun man hilarious that's what is fin's fun fucking fucking crack the sob yesterday yeah but by the way you know you feel lucky you're right you feel lucky because you're as happy as your least happy kid that's what that's my favorite saying it's true um dude we are dude i'm going i'm headed to new Orleans next week remember i told you wifey and i are into all the haunted shit we finally booked the trip two days we'll see you know man i don't like travel but we'll see yeah little little mom and dad get away yeah that's right first one i don't know how long there you go just and going on haunted tours okay You're not your style.

No. I told her. You'll find some good restaurants. Yeah. I need good tours. Because I'll jump off. I'll jump off that carriage and just do my own thing. Yeah, you'll jump off.

Because I do all the research and all that shit. If it's boring, see you. Yeah, you'll jump off right quick. Yeah, and get some bignets and fucking do my, start my own tour. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And don't, as you know, in New Orleans. Head on a swivel.

Head on a swivel and don't take a wrong turn now. No, no, no, because the hauntings. Stay in the French quarter. I told my girl, I'm like, we don't need to go see these. these haunted houses. But New Orleans French Quarter is pretty amazing. You got some great, you got the oldest bar that you, me, and Lex went to, remember?

The oldest bar in America. That was... Jay was there. That was incredible, Jay. What was there? Black? Something black. Yeah, the Black Smith or Black something was great. Blacksmith something. Just type in the oldest bar in New Orleans that come up. It's like black... It's great. Black

Cock? It might be black cock. Blacksmith Shop Bar. There it is. feeds that's a that's an incredible bar went to that absin it's how old that is too yeah man that's yeah that might be the oldest it is it is it the oldest in america in america you got to go there it's so haunted yeah remember how dark it was in there yeah that shit's crazy no island's is i think it was hughy newton who is the uh black nationalist who uh who went to new orleans and what fucked him up forever

was that he went to New Orleans and there were body parts of black slaves in there for sale as souvenirs and he never forgot it and it radicalized him he was like oh this is Most haunted city in America they say

Yeah well I don't know who they are But listen you go look for ghosts Oh yeah you don't believe in that stuff You go look for ghosts and uh What if I saw one dude My life would be so different It wouldn't actually be the same If I got the first footage to prove ghosts were real

Yeah I'd start like Zach back and see ya on the new ghost well you know it's funny you can have the most incredible footage and all of us would go it's AI so nothing matter oh you're right it's all you could have anything you want online now and it's like okay uh gettysburg's pretty haunted yeah a lot of death there uh-huh yeah okay new Orleans not in that list that's okay chin stanley hotel been there queen mary been there queen mary's just a shit It just moves, it stays haunted. Philly, it makes sense, old as fuck.

Now, you know what I am afraid of? Did you see sinners? Yeah. Vampires, de vampire. That's the least thing I'm scared of, because it's so unrealistic. Can we come on in? Sure.

You got to invite them in. You have to invite them in. So easy to avoid them? No. You ain't allowed. Yeah. And then you just wait till the morning, you go about your business.

Come in before the... It's so easy. so stupid vampires are so stupid yeah you're not allowed in but they can glam you yeah fx they glam you up yeah glam you up it's like you just want to come in all right wow they honey dick you they honey dick you i know i know they get you come in oh dude i was watching netflix i thought of you i was like i'm going to talk about this i'm firing the kid so me and my girl looking for something to watch right we're watching the ed gain's um documentary not the show we're watching the show but we're watching the documentary.

You know, it's a little... Wasn't his... He's not really a serial killer. I can't emphasize enough, dude. Weird. He's just... Oh, no, he's mentally ill. Yeah.

That's all it is. But whatever. There's definitely better serial killers, more successful. But then we're looking for something to watch. You know, we both like military shit. So I'm like, oh, boots. They go through training camp, click.

And I'm like, you son of a bitch, Netflix. You son of a bitch. You know what? They sucked you in? They sucked me in, and this actor got sucked off. Listen. It's based off a book called The Pink Marine, and he's a gay man that enters into the Marines. Now, I'll say this.

I will say, now, I'm a grown man, so I don't need a warning like, hey, super gay, but for kids, they need to put the super gay warning, right? It's a good show. I'm on episode three, good show. It's gay as shit. Good show, though. Yeah. And then I don't mind.

I don't mind. Like episode three of The Last of Us, which just gay on gay, it was. go well done i don't care if it's well done i don't care of course this well done well done true story uh he's a young he's a young kid goes in he's gay and that is from the 90s so you know don't ask i had to keep i had to keep it a secret oh yeah otherwise you're out yeah so he goes in and yeah it's it's it's it's well it's well done it's well done but i thought motherfucker netflix got me man netflix got me you know what don't have a problem with it you shouldn't just a gay man and he's just a marine yeah it's a good story

story. It's a good story. Wow. And what happens? Does he fall in love with another Marine? I don't know. I'm on episode three and he's like, did I make a mistake and his mom's complaining and they're so mean to him? And Joanna's like, why? Because is he like, is he gay like this or is he's pretty gay? They shouldn't, especially now they'd like, dude, he's so much sugar. The thing about being around Marines or guys, straight guys is that we're all in nose hair away from banging each other anyway. And all it is is gay jokes. All we're doing is talking about. The banging thing, I think it's more of a you thing.

But in the Marines... I said we're a nose hair away. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? We're almost going to fuck each other. That's all. That's a you thing, right? But you know what I mean?

It's like, oh, hey, there's your dick. But Joanna's funny because, you know, with boot camp, I know, you know, boot camps, we're familiar with it. And John's like, who the, after watch that? She's like, who the fuck would sign up to be in the military after watch? I'm like, they got to weed out the link. Uh-huh. The weak links.

You got to, yeah. Like, that's what you got to do. Of course. And then I paused it. I told her about the story at University of Colorado, same thing. 200 kids, they got to weed it down to 100. So they're trying to get rid of 100 fucking kids. They're so mean to you?

Oh, yeah. You mean in football? Oh, man, they were mean. Oh, man. Couldn't do some half the shit today. Of course. So mean to kids. That's what you need.

You need that's how you tested. There's fat shaming, just bullying from the coaches. Yeah. There was a guy I knew who he could do a pull-up with his middle finger so he could hold on to the thing and do a pull-up. super wide back kind of a rough guy and somebody said

yeah he actually almost was a Navy SEAL and I was like almost but it made sense because he looked his back was there's a lot more to it than that and I said what happened

and he said I made it through and then I through buds or boot camp through buds and then I fought my I got I lost my temper and I threw a punch

at my commanding officer was And then we call them CEOs. We got in a fight. Thank you. C.O. Did you know? I watched Pink Marine.

And they said to me, you are not mentally fit. Boom. You just aren't. And he said that to me. And he goes, and to be honest with you, back then they were 100% right. Yeah, it's not the biggest most physical athletic guy who makes it. It's the toughest mentally. You got to be mentally, you got to be mentally dependable.

That's baseball. Can't lose your shit. That's baseball, football, fighting. The guys who are mentally the toughest always went further than the rest of the guys. And then you get like that, that's the other thing about like those tier one units where they got to check, they're got to, there's a whole psyche about. Make sure you're, you know, very fucking stable. Very stable. Yeah, you got to be stable. I was telling T because, again, he played against the 13 year, right? 12, 13 new and he's nine. Most kids on his team are 10. You appreciate this gap. So the day before, he was a little intimidated. Didn't do great. It wasn't himself. I'm like, come on, dude. He's a little bit of a slump. Then he, Sunday, you know, goes, does his thing as a day. And when we were driving home, I'm like, I bet, I bet this morning you woke up down yourself. He's like, yeah. I'm like, just because you didn't do well yesterday.

He goes, yeah, and they're older kids, blah, blah, blah. I said, Tia, I want you to think about this. Shohei Otani, greatest baseball player of all the time. Not even close. Shohei Otani, right now in the playoffs, is one for 20. He's had one hit at 20 at bats in the fucking playoffs. He makes a billion dollars a year with his endorsements. He's one for 20.

That's like the Alex Rodriguez thing. He used to have bad slums. There's a ton of guys, but all of them do. But Otani's one for 20. I said, T, you think Monday morning he's waking up feeling sorry for himself? Even if he is. He's not. He's a pro.

He turns a page. Yep, next. Yep, turn the page. Next, next. And I'm like, I guarantee you he balls out Monday. Guarantee it. He's like, how, dad? I'm like, but when he was your age, he struggled.

And he realized it's part of the game. He doesn't get down. He doesn't down himself. He knows he's going to get out of this. I said, we got to get you a fat chick to bust this slump. I'm going to go get you a big fat chick. They call him slump busting. Wait, what?

No, he's too young. Yeah, you're right. Sorry. It's so good to have a dad to put shit in a perspective like that, though. Oh, when you're nine, he's like, well, what? But then when I go, Tani's one for 20, Schwerver was fucking one for 25, buddy. You go to church? My church isn't here, amigo.

Damn. We got a church on Sunday. What do you want money? What do you want money? Yeah. It's the hip thing to do right now. It's so great because the pastor was talking about this kind of stuff, keeping going, you know. It's these life lessons that they're all in the Bible.

And then we take our kids three and a half and one and a half, and my three and a half-year-old is learning stories. But within the stories, there's this great message. And he'll come out with that great message. Texas, they church differently. I'm from the East Coast. I never went to church. first of all i was a little bit far away from god but but also you go to church and in in in

states and it's a priest basically talking in latin it's all you know you're you're formal so boring singing songs in the 50s how old your pastor uh 40 yeah and everybody's in there dress cool dress cool as shit we got a band we got a rock and roll band going i don't like it i'm like i'm like i mean it was so casual people in two tops my wife who comes from the east coast dresses up for church she's been going to church her whole life she was like a little formality here chicks have the tits out a church in front of god not 100% oh no no no no you gotta find another church i mean it's a pickup joint we have another church it's actually a pickup joint no we don't i'm a man of god now i'm a man of god it's a social good time yeah i go there and it's a

concert it's not really worship it's more like let's go there i'll hear a great sermon and then you'll talk and then you hang out afterwards they got coffee they got snacks yeah it's changed kids are in it's a whole thing pastor's doing a tic-tock dancing shit for followers yeah basically yeah yeah it's it's it's uh this pasture was great but there's a whole there's a bit of a vanity being a pasture that's always a red flag you know what I mean super red flag hair looks great you got those extra those those jeans are a little extra easy's on tight jeans thank you they have the bracelets the necklace right and you're in great shape and i'm like and they're too nice yeah hold on and you got a whole band behind you and while you're talking they're playing music yeah i'm like this is uh this is there's a

there's a lot of vanity and and then you got all these young these young people in their 30s who are looking for a husband and a wife and they're in there and they all look good look it got good good well because that's their that's i saw a woman walk in with the highest shorts and i'm not joking he had he they just come from crossfit they went from cross fit and they were coming to church and i was like that's insane you can't do that in east coast on east coast you dressed up for church you wore a suit be you can't really do that anywhere buddy right uh right am i crazy no like i was looking around people wearing hats in church are you fucking i swear to god you'll find new church baba i know it's fun but i was like you're basically you're basically going to a brunch

is there mimosa is there mimosa basically may as well been the only thing it's missing mimosis well there's there's there's there's a whole coffee but god damn they're nice excuse my language you guys you're not a man of god my goodness i'm a man of god god you know what i bet you can say that in there like it's all good yeah it's all good player see i have i have a thought on this part of i cuss too much to go to church well part of so there's so i would say i made this distinction between spirituality and and being religious when so when you're spiritual what that's another way of saying is there's nothing you're not sacrificing anything part of being religious worship requires sacrifice no discipline right you dress up you humble yourself you're not there to look good you're there to dress up

and be humble in front of god respect the house and and and and and it's going to be a sermon and the priest is going to read from the bible and he's going to preach on it but it's going to be a formal that's his office that's his office you're in fucking board shorts Brian I wasn't do you wear sandals do you wear sandals to this fucking church I I I dress up all right I wife wouldn't have it my boys i wouldn't have it my boys are in collar church no no yeah because it's out of respect yeah i get there and i'm like i'm sorry what what is going am i the hooters could you better give me some fucking wings can i tell you what it was it was the same dress code as you get when you're at a at a game but i have to say after all this i like the church now you got i love the pastor

the pastor's great the church is great pastor has jell in his hair it's better no no no he was good But it's better, it's better to have, at least people are coming to church and having a humble community. But they're doing about the wrong, they're going about the wrong way. Everyone's vaping and shit, sucking each other off. No, no, no, no, no, no. Can't have that, man. It's a great place. I do like the church.

I'll be going back. But it was just, it's just, they, they church differently in Austin. Now, Texas, you dress up for the most part. In Texas, you dress up for church is in Austin that are proper. Yeah, you, you're proper for the most part. this is a new age thing i know you can't stand it i hate it it's a new age thing down on the even on the plane and all that right there's i don't let my kids leave the house in bullshit yeah there's it there's always been a discipline to dressing well which i i i my father always tried

to instill me i never had to you got to hand that down although but you're not wearing fucking no no not not not when i go to like when i get invited to a house for for a barbecue i bring something with me right i bring a bottle of wine i bring something yeah i don't show up in shorts even in Texas. I don't. No, you show up a little bit. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Presentable. I believe in that. I believe in presentation. Otherwise, it's just going to keep going. Then what? Presentation and protocol is important. It just is. Part of the reason the Brits, the aristocracy, what people don't realize about that

is that there was a couple of things being an aristocrat in when you were a British noble, a lord. It came with a huge responsibility. Number one, you were. are always dressed to the nights. Number two, you had what's called a civic duty. So you know how the Kennedys were super rich, but they all volunteered for public service? Not an accident.

That was taken from the British. The American aristocracy borrowed that from the British aristocracy, which is you are privileged, you give back to your community, your state, your country. That means you go into politics. It means you do whatever it is. The same thing with Britain was always very, very important too, and you know this from

Down Abbey probably, when you are a British nobleman, a lord, you were in the military on the front lines. Required, right? You were an officer fighting in those trenches and a lot of them died. I couldn't go to back to, I couldn't go to church if I wanted to. T has a game every Sunday. Our church is the diamond, bitch. Damn. Yeah, bud. Damn, pro. We couldn't go if we wanted to. Damn. How about Saturday? No. Same thing. Tournaments are Saturday Sunday. Damn. That's church. That's church. It's a form of church. Wow. And what times it starts? I'll say a prayer that you don't start. What time's start, bro? What? We started this Saturday. He had to be on the field at 7 a.m.

Guys are godless, huh? No, no, no. You're all the god. We pray to the God. To the God? The Sanlock God. You feel me? You're pagan, man. No, man. You're baseball pagan. Yeah, I wonder what those religious families do if their kids get a baseball. They just miss the money games on Sunday. Texas is a Christian, Texas is a Christian country here. We're, we're Christian country. okay how man I got that church you go to

bullshit dude no it's not yeah you can't have happier on Sundays Red Rock started in Denver yeah man it's a good church bullshit I'm a big fan

I was just surprised at how casual it was do you donate money I will I will tie yeah you better get done yeah yeah yeah I talked to one of the pastors

great guy and he goes it's the worst business model on the planet but you know but it's packed he's all I hate doing this packed I think there's a nine, there's a nine o'clock or there's an eight o'clock.

I'm sure. A lot of donations. 12 o'clock. Tax free too. But it's great. Yeah. Tax free. What's the worst business model?

They have the best business. Yeah. You'd think it was a bad business model, but. It's the best. Yeah. Because it's all tax. It's tax free. Oh, really?

Was his thing, a volunteer as well? I mean, they, he has private jets. Hey, you can say what you want about Joel Olstein. When I listen to that guy talk, I got a positive feeling. Of course, he's a natural born continent. He's very good at it. Yeah, he's the best at it. He sells shit on TV, dude.

Yeah. Donate to my church. Yeah, and he flies around the nation in a private jet. No taxes. Hey, zero taxes. Scientology. Man of God. I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about because I don't like the attitude in here.

It would be a tough business if that was what you were doing. Because you can't do anything. Unless, you know, because you're, you're literally using the people's money. Yeah, but to spread the word. You ever seen his house? Spread the good news. Bring up his house, Chin. Let's see the good news.

Let's see what the good Lord has granted Joel Austin with. No, but I'm thinking of doing it over here in Texas. Yeah, man. Come to Red Rocks. How far is that? I'll bring you next Sunday. It's actually great. It's too fun.

Look at that house. Look at that house. That's his house. Ten million dollar mansion. Well, that's that's a, where is that? Oh, that's, that's, what do you do for a little? I just talk to people. That's super quaint.

Isn't that crazy? I mean, that's seven houses and one. Reddit calls it the Mick Hellhole. What is that? The Mick Hellhole. That's what Reddy calls it. Oh, my God. He's so rich, dude.

Yeah, that's, uh. But he's basically like the Mr. Beast of God, you know? Like Mr. Beast is fucking crushed. Yeah. Yeah, man. 17,000 square feet. That's too big. 17,000.

And it costs 10,000. Can you be a little modest? Oh, it's in, where's it at? It's in Houston? Yes, sir. I mean, damn. River Oaks, Houston? Yeah, super nice here.

Don't you remember when they had that flood there and people went there to his church to seek shelter and he locked them all out? Well, that's because he didn't. It was because they had to lock it up because the floods were going to cause some damage and he's a man of God. He's a man of God. He had to lock it up. He's like, we don't want that riffrafting. And here, it's like, dude, what the fuck? I mean, I don't want a bunch of people, I don't know.

It's kind of gross. But he does know him. Getting all their grossed, but they get their gross, their pour juice everywhere. What have he said that? I don't want you guys getting your porridge juice all over my house. Yeah, the whole church thing's interesting. Well, this is righteous gemstones, right? That's what they kind of boosted on, yeah.

He's good, though. Homeboy's good. You listen to him talking, you're like. Oh, yeah. He's an outline. you know i bet you'd meet a nice southern bell if you went to church i don't know about brian's church it sounds like you might be a real whore there oh dude you got other churches some beautiful women yeah beautiful men and women i looked around i was like what's with the what's with the

muscles and it's like the best you keep talking like this they're not going to let you go to church there's no gays in church well it's in the bible no i know it's your bible listen god is god is keeping me on my straight line god is keeping me from you know not if you're Checking out the dudes. No, no, no, because God has helped me love my wife. Stay with my wife. That's the thing about God. He's keeping me, just keep me, I'm walking a straight line, and I'm never,

those guys, I'm just looking at them the way you look at a car. And whenever you waver, you just pray to God, dude. Shoulders for days. Shoulders for days. Oh, boy, your legs match your chest. Got some long legs too. Towering over me. There's a lot of churches here, Chin.

I like Chin just Googles churches in Austin. This is part of Chin's problem. Why? No, I actually recommend red rocks. I think it's great. I think it'd be good for Chin to meet a lady. Well, I was very impressed with the pastor's sermon. Very good sermon.

Very good sermon. There it is right there, baby. Come on. Let me see how far is. I'm not going to show the audience. You need me? I'll be there. You go just Sunday or one of those guys who go Wednesday, too?

No, it's all right. I will stay on Wednesday. I go Sunday, but don't tempt me now. don't have a good time 30 minutes just like everything everything's 30 20 for me 22 22 good godly minutes for me man of god how man of god yeah now i haven't gotten to this point hill hiller wait no where you reach up and when you just feel i haven't done that you know i felt i i i stay like this well maybe i want to maybe i need to go to church because there's a devil serpent on my doorstep there's a giant fucking ral snake i sent to you and

Rogan giant rattlesnake she was in l a film and joanna called me i was someone broke into the house she's freaking that's scary i should get the video from joanna because our our babysitter was walking out and she was like all by it was all dark and then you see the snake go for her leg and she comes running back inside okay now swear on my life no no listen i'm gonna stop you there go ahead it's all good yeah i'm gonna have we see the snake that's what she said i know now we can't have you i can't have you talking about how it went for your leg her leg no well that's what she said i know she i wasn't there i know now we have the video we have the video of her snake didn't go and she goes ah like that so we know that right watch and we may not have even seen the snake but we did see oh no no no no no yeah real snake here

okay but it didn't go for her leg right it went for her leg right real snake here yeah real i like your story real snake here like your story it's gonna ask you i'm gonna send you these pictures of the snake video of the lady we're fucking booking it as she almost gets bit female lady it's a little break because NFL fans what's your favorite touchdown for me it's the next one because with drafting sports book official sports betting partner the NFL every touchdown could bring you closer to cash it in all right been on my Broncos right now they're kind of bawling all right your team hitting pay dirt pays out to you. Download the Drafkin Sportsweek app.

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Oh, just wait. I'm waiting. Oh, boy. Okay, a lot of memes. Okay, so here's the nanny fucking booking it. This is on your ring camera? Yep. Calling bullshit, huh, B?

I want to see this. Show us at your church. This is the snake, the rattle, which is loud as shit. I'm not talking like in the yard I'm talking right by the door knocking knock knock knock oh man here's a picture of the snake you fucking cocked where is it this is my house

that's that's my porch I watch this first so this is the this is the babysitter book in it okay so what she doesn't know she don't know go ahead and turn it up so you can hear a fucking scream snake's right here

I do hear You can hear it Oh damn, dude Damn, do you see that thing go for her I didn't see it go for it No, but I don't see the snake but it's there Now go I'll show you the snake Now go to the roller pictures

Damn bro Listen this thing You hear the thing I heard the thing right You'll hear it here play it chin It's loud Oh So there is a huge Holy shit

rattlesnake holy shit do you hear it dude what the fuck dude my girl thought it was the sprinkler she was walking right by it does sound like a sprinkler that's no joke she could have been bit easily actually

well she said it lunged at her but after looking at the footage it fucking might have now now go to the picture of the snake holy shit I could provide evidence for your dumb ass dude I'm sorry I get it I get it that one time I lied about him out of well we all lie but I mean still look at the fucking size that rattlesnake now my my because I was out of town I was in LA look at that fucking thing well that thing's ready to strike oh yeah that's a hundred percent ready to strike what happened my neighbor came down the street I can send you that put it in a box

what in the fuck you can't do anything to prevent those either yeah I don't think so that's what I was fucking no you can't this is my neighbor it's not like is that thing doing right there man it was hunting at night spray now it hunts at night and you were out damn damn I just ain't in a video of my neighbor coming along Put in it Now I told him just get a shovel and chop its head off Because it's a devil's serpent

Yeah But he saved it and just released it into the wild I'm like It's just gonna come back here dude Well Yeah You haven't had any encounters rouse sakes This is probably the fourth one

We've seen in the hood That's a problem I don't like that It's a problem with the kiddos Because the kids are always in the yard playing I got babies yeah This is the neighbor Shit

Look at this See he's getting the box See he's right in front of the box He's a pro Yeah bro You got one option here buddy You got one option here buddy Oh

He's good Yeah Oh my goodness Oh my god You're so brave Take it easy Take it easy He's all man

Is that show? Oh my goodness He's all see you later. Oh, he's funny. Yeah, Chris is great. He closed it and he released it somewhere. But the other neighbors are like, just got its head off. I like Chris.

Yeah, great, dude. Chris is the man. Kids are a little ball with football. You got it, Chris? You can eat them too if you want. You got some good neighbors. Oh, great neighbors. Joe, I'm in LA.

I was shooting a show. She calls me. I was like, oh, call the neighbors. Call Chris. He knows they handle these snakes. That's what you do. I figure just get, most guys just get. a shovel and chop its head off yeah you thought it was bullshit huh i did that what that's fair i did

lie about that mountain line that one time i i i saw it i i saw it the day before i saw probably a bobcat i saw paul print there you go and then i then i saw bobcat and then told you and rogan i saw a mountain line bobcat and then both you called me out we don't know yeah we don't know it could have been a house cat it's okay it could have been a baby mountain very large house cat though i saw a baby mountain line um i said to somebody a long time ago when i was hiking in to panga canyon and i believe i saw that it was probably a bobcat i don't know maybe it was nothing yeah ral stinks there's not there's nothing there's no like spray there's nothing you can really do no there's just there's just part of the they're just part of the ecosystem there you just got to

hope your kid does it like scare it and stumble upon it then you're fucked now i i have a neighbor who's a doctor the head doctor too and i said man Man, if one of the kids get bit by him, it's going to kill him, huh? Or if I would have got bit, kills me? He's like, no. He's like, we have anti-venom here, dude. No one really dies from rattlesnakes anymore. Really?

No. That's according to the doctor, though. Yeah. A snake-proof fence? What's on my front fucking yard? You can use natural pounds like garlic and vinegar. They're vinegar. Oh, okay.

Certain essential oils. Experts say they're less effective. you had no shit you gotta have it's gotta be habitat modification and physical barriers there's nothing you do uh-huh there's nothing you do even that remove hiding places this dude was on my fucking doorstep there's no hiding place there's fallen fruit to avoid attracting mice and other rodents remove hiding places clear away clutter like piles of wood rock and debris trim overgrown grass and bushes and keep shrubs pruned 12 inches from the ground none of this will eliminate hiding spots no this matters

Lemonate standing water because they get thirsty Uh-huh Consider natural repellents Essential oils and spices, dude Then you get them gay snakes Yeah My guy who sprays for bugs Found some scorpions

Some bark scorpions That ain't shit though They'll hurt the kids They're not gonna kill them I've been stung twice by a scorpion They're bad right twice? It hurts for a little bit But nothing crazy

no like i got i had a knee sleeve and i put my hand in to pull it inside out and it was in there and it hit and i thought it was like one of those jiggers that jiggers that gets stuck in your sock you know heavy on the jay on yeah yeah heavy j um and then i saw it walk out and my the only thing that happened was my two fingers went numb for like four days i couldn't move it well that's kind of i freaked out and i called animal control i'm like four days i'm i going to die they're like are you an infant or elderly I said no they're like you're fine thank you you like quit being a pussy yeah damn poison control sounded I'll tell you I think because when you're a kid

you're terrified of scorpion spiders give you a bit it's gonna fuck you up so as an adult you think the same thing you ever step on a bee I've been stoning the eye by a bee blah oh stepped on bees before you're like fuck it's not the end of the world though those tag you see you guys have those Texas hornets those red ones the red the red Satan flyers my buddy got sung by those things

look gnarly got stung in the hand he was like dude my hand swelled up see that big red one chin yeah yeah they're everywhere out here that's a red they're all over the baseball field too they really don't fucking anybody can you bring up the wasps of austin again wasps it's it's the red one and then they come by my pool they're just getting a little drink you don't bother them they just they get a drink and dip out i don't know what the hell it was what to have orange wings all black body yes that's that's a tranchal hawk so big that's a tranchal hawk they're everywhere out here they are yeah we've had several of them oh man is there a list now now now now why do you think the tarantula hucks around your crib i don't know trachulas that means

you have tarantulas that's right which tarantulas ain't shit trancers aren't shit paper wasps okay those ain't shit yellow jackets not fun but not the worst cicada killers don't care that is too small that's it that's it not you know there's no Tarantial hawks? The Satan's flies The one you've got to worry about. I've seen tarantula hawks. Are those tarantial hawks out here?

Chinjews and Google? There's got to be tarantial hawks. Is there a tarantial hawk in Austin? Yeah, I fucking showed you guys a picture. Our common in Austin are large. Beautiful wasps. Yeah, there you go. That's what I saw.

Rush, that's what I saw. Only females can sting and the pain from the sting is scraves excruciarily intense and debilitating. though it is short-lived these wastes are active from late spring through the summer and you may spot them as they hunt for tarantulas and eat nectar from flower arts they're most active during the late spring and summer yeah they're a problem but they're not supposed to be aggressive if you're a tarantula you got to deal with that motherfucker death from the sky just fucking and when they see you they're going to go i'm going to sting you and they eat you from the

inside out wow i see them though they kind of chill they're big man what to do if you see one leave it alone it says if you are stung you might want to lay down fuck off i'm getting the hell out of there the pain can be disoriented the pain can be disorienting yeah this is thing so i'm dizzy from the pain so we killed one and he put up a good fight he definitely the first round was 10 9 and then after that's 10 8 we killed him yeah but um here it says remember that adult tarantial hawks was or beneficial because they control the tarantial population yeah so we killed i'm like god thank god thing was vicious now you got I sat there, I'm like, oh, shit. The tarantulas are like, thanks, bud.

What kind of tarantulas are in? I've seen many of them. What kind of tarantulas are in Austin? Dude, I've been here, what, four months, five months? I've seen it all so far. Dead, dead, that dead deer in my lawn. Torn with its stomach torn up. What did they say that was?

Coyotes are fucking. They don't know. It's the open investigation. It's actually a cold case right now. Texas Brown and Texas 10. Texas Brown. I don't like it. I'll show you which one

yeah that furry dude was in my garage oh the cute one right I don't mind them though they're fucking cute I actually prefer those over the tarantial hawk that's one looks nice to you yeah

they're cute yeah they're cute a big old fuck Texas tan I don't ah that's more like and now that looks like fur but those if you touch them you get fucking quills in your

in your hand they're cute though I never understand people like holding them like that stupid animal tells you we're in Costa Rica guy breaks a log open right in the middle of the jungle one of those things runs out and he's just he's just got in his hand and gave it to him

I expect that in Costa Rica though but when I'm at home dude watching a game in the backyard and you got a fucking giant tranchet bro it's just what you deal with out here man yeah the only time I saw him in L.A. was when I was on the trails never around the crib never never never heard of anybody seen them

on the trails I saw them all the time not tarantios snakes rattlesnakes damn yeah you saw a lot of snakes a lot of snakes a ton of snakes I know especially during COVID because

they they wasn't people weren't on the trail already so in the mornings I'd see a ton of them that's a scary looking fucking tarantia isn't though yeah I find that scary it looks friendly what really scares the shit out of me

are those wandering spiders in Australia wandering what's in Australia It's so poisonous. Yeah, but it's so far. I know, they're so poisonous. You know what the most poisonous snake in Australia is? Trivia question. Coral snake?

Inland, Tai Pan. Yeah, but I don't care because it's out there. Is that a wandering spider? It says Australia a wanderer spider. Dude, they will fucking put those fangs in you and you will die. They're fatal to humans. But that's an Australia problem. I know, but that's like being worried about their cross-el.

Bro! They're aggressive. They're aggressive. They don't. like you i know but it's so far away i know and the thing about me is god is with me so it's not going to be a problem but they can really fuck you up it's just so far it's like being scared of a great white in the middle of texas yeah well there are no great whites out here and somebody could bring it and just drop it off of your house i don't know how it works dude how is that what is that guy doing red fang wondering spider huh spiders are pretty chill man again it's just when he

step on and he scare him you got to worry about it hey yeah back in the LA, we found a fucking black widow in Billy's room. That's not good. Yeah, but I don't know if it's going to go into her crib. It's kind of just chill in the corner. Yeah. Got to kill it, though. You just can't have it.

You have to. You have to, you have to, you have to. You have to. You have to. I mean, it's like when you have a leopard in the area, leopards are so dangerous for children. So dangerous. That's why if I get a house in Africa, I got to kill.

Again, you're talking about leopards and this fucking... The apartheis are, well, they're everywhere. There ain't no leopards out here. But if you live in bombings, bay, dude. You haven't seen anything dangerous, Jen, around your house? No, but I do see a lot of spiders, and it bugs me. Bugs me.

And they bother me. Or the journey. All right, what do you got, Jen? All right, let's go. Hey, can I add real quick about Tiger being, feeling bad? So our hitting coach at the gym is the hitting coach for the Mariners. He's Cal Raleigh's hitting coach. and he always tells the young kids.

Who? Cal. Cal Rip. Big Dumpur. Cal Rifkin. He got a big dumper. I'll tell you later. So he always tells you, because he's a mental coach, too.

And by the way, almost every big league or now has some sort of a mental coach. Makes sense. Baseball, yeah. If you can't be okay with failure, you're done. Especially baseball. You can only, so this is what he tells the kids. You can only control what. you can control facts so if they start learning that because say for instance he has 10 at bats

and he crushes six of them but they they're outs he's old for six there's nothing you do about no nothing but he's going to be be down on himself because he's old for 10 you can't do that has nothing to do with what happened yeah yeah so that's like that's like the main thing especially with kids it's about um external cues instead of internal so they're not thinking about sports you're learning these lessons about life fucking early. I mean, especially when you're really trying to be good at something at that age. Best thing you can do.

It's all mental. It's all mental. Yeah, I think for T's, you know, he has a bit of uphill battle. It's a good thing. And the more pressure I think is the better on a kid, because they'll find out soon if it's for them or not, especially if they're going to play at the next level. So I don't mind, the more pressure on them, better at a young age. But as long as he gets through it,

but for him, he's had right away so much success. so jihitsu dominating football dominating baseball dominating but you're going to keep going then eventually you're you can't get away with just being big and strong like eventually you can get with technique and talent and the kids are just as big so i think for him going from a single a team to the majors in texas he's like oh shit i'm not going to go nine for 10 but you go six for 10 that's fucking great man but in his mind six for 10's failure oh yeah five for 10's failure yeah because in California I was 10 for 10 nine for 10 and the defenses get better as they get everything's yeah like tea hit a fucking rocket to third base again these kids are 13 this kid was the size of

a rod fucking huge mustache and it comes flying i'm just throws tea out first and he's pissed i'm like dude yeah that's good boy exactly my point no i don't go fuck about nine but my thing is that's good that's good ball dude we can't control like you put the bat on the ball it was a solid hit that kid made a play how many plays have you made kids don't get upset right but he just has to get used to that's the struggle we're dealing with he just get used to that he's young yeah yeah he's learning it early enough now that it'll be more of a common thing than him always getting down on himself yeah it's gonna pay off and i hate when parents say at this level dude you just go three for 10 you're in the pros stop right there bitch stop right there muki bets can go three for 10 if you're three for 10

probably should cut no oranges for the boys. You can't be three for not. Then you don't have a future. Three for nine, that's not good. 300 at this is not good, man. Like you, if you're going to be like... That's against Major League pitchers. Yes.

Yeah. And most of them, batting 300 is super rare these days. It's all about slugging percentage. Now that's... OPS. Yeah, OPS. More people care about that these days.

You don't see really 300 hitters anymore. Right. Oh, Judge did what you were telling me the number of... The number of pitchers who are throwing over 100 is 189. And 120 of them are in the minor leagues.

Yeah. Like what? 20 years ago, there was maybe five. Yeah, I remember sports. This is what's so impressed about Barry Bonds. Think about, I'm sorry, this is what's so impressed about like Aaron Judge and Olatna

hitting all these home runs or Big Dumpur. Cal hitting all these home runs. They're seeing like in a game four different pitchers where Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, those boys saw maybe two, maybe three with a closing guys who are fresh throwing their own junk all the time

every guy comes out of the bullpen that you've never heard of throws 97 and they're still jacking the fucking ball I saw a breakdown on Otani's pitching when he's throwing a Schwabber bloody what do you mean he right off the bat throws a hundred

it was like 101 up top Schwabber's late to it and so it's just a mental and then the next one curveball down low there you go this is it and then it's oh dude yeah this is it from the ump cam which is all this is not this this isn't schwarber but you get an idea what it's like watch this dude toughest thing doing sports

watch this all of you just come about with fox you're the blue jays poop big their business yeah first beat the combs night and two to stop one two three go and sit down for me bud but it's a it's a mental thing too because with schwarber he went fastball high, curveball low, fastball high, right? And he fouled one off. He's like, oh, I got it. The next one, curveball bottom right corner, which he hasn't shown yet. The entire game, he saved it just for him.

So he's not used to seeing it. It looks the same. Last thing goes, pook. Yeah, it's called tunneling. So he'll throw the fastball high, get his eyes trained on it. Throw the curveball in the same slide. It's called tunneling. And then you think it's a fastball, but it goes this way.

It looks exactly the same. And then at the last thing goes, boom. Let me see it again, please. No, this isn't a Schwerber, though. Type in short. Because remember, this is, this is the guy, this is a guy who had 56 home runs, pitching against a guy who had 55 home runs. Jesus Christ.

It's in the playoffs right here. This one? This probably just going to be showing the whole at bat. No, it's this 15th. Hold on a second. Three minutes. Let's see. No, this is it.

on Instagram you might be able type it in an Instagram so again what's crazy about that be is the guy who's

throwing the ball Otani hit 56 home runs the guy who's hitting hit 55 home runs and he strikes them out it's fucking bananas dude he is the best player

of all time a hundred mile an hour cheddar biscuit middle middle swing through now we're looking at the oh one I don't like him

yink he fouls it off he's up O2 I don't like, I don't like him. You know him? I can't stand him. You just tell he's got a good feel for that split. That's stupid.

Now we're on the bottom of the fifth. This is where it gets interesting Chorber at the dish. This is MVP candidate versus MVP candidate. This is so cool. Oh, oh, flyers. So it's the first time Chorber has seen the slide. And every bad, first pitch has been different. Remember, the best pitch in baseball on that, first pitch strikes.

Damn. 100 miles on a hard cheddar biscuit, middle eligible. Let's go. He's so freaking good, dude. He's not, he's not falling. into patterns. Watch this ball ride in the slomas. Now you have options obviously 02.

Oh my. What? He's just getting... How does he make it fall? He wants him to bite on that. He's not throwing strikes on purpose. Then watch this. That's a splitty. One two slider. Kind of maybe ball out of the hand.

Again, Otani's not really throwing any heaters down in the zone against Schwerver 2-2. Then he throws the fastball. He's trying to throw that fastball up in the zone. You kind of yank it a little bit. And that's the downside of throwing so many breaking balls Yep Now watch this strike three

This is where it gets so freaking dope This is great Two stones, bottom five first and seven Watch this B Yonk That was gross That was gross Wook

He's expecting Look at the slow Yeah He hasn't shown that pitch yet So think about as a pitcher B My lord You can pause it shit B, think, out of the pitcher, thinking about this.

Think about, he needs to know, all right, the first time I saw him, I did this. Got you fools. Then next time I'm going to give him this for each batter. Baseball's so cerebral, people don't get it. People don't get it. That's nuts. People don't get it. It's wild, dude.

But I don't know how he has that control. How does he get the ball to do that shit? I mean, that's weird how the ball goes shoon like that? Did you ever see Clayton Kershaw's curveball? No. in his prime very zito educate him chin dude clay kershaw's curveball when he came they show pros when he first came to the league he throws a curve and they just look and smile they start laughing it's really it's so crazy how are you hold the curveball well i was hoping you could that's sandy

cofax best jew of all time by the way middle finger pull down on the front of the ball do not push up the back your thumb gets in the way of the curveball All right I give it a shot How wild is that? That is a marvelous weapon That is that cool 12 to 6 herbal

I don't like how Dodger fans give him crap Because he's not been good in the playoffs Technically He took one for the team When they got lit up I'm in general but people like this is a hot take,

but I don't believe that there's any such thing as Clutch because you're not giving any credit to the person that you're playing against. Agree.

Like Barry Bonds is bad in the playoffs. Yeah. Would you rather, Mr. Clutch, don't even get me started on Derek Jeter, but Mr. Clutch, Derek Jeter, would you rather have

the game on the line, bases loaded in the ninth? Who would you rather have up? 100%. Barry Bonds? All day. One million out a million times. I don't care about.

Even Otony now, bases loaded bottom of the night he's one for 20 i'm still picking him over who i love to death who's better in the playoffs keke but i'm still taking ottona it's a game of averages there what's that i'm gonna get some i'm gonna get some well i gotta get something to drink we have drink down what i just got so thirsty but this is great i love the show no you just broke up the entire i love no i love you don't though you know i really just ruin the entire conversation no no i love I love this I love this I love this kind of

detail I really do I love the details like that that shit like you think you can it's one thing to be able to throw the ball fast it's another thing to be able to throw that crazy junk and then vary it up and fuck with the well throw it where you want it that's the probably that's why there's so many

minor leaguers that throw that's why there's so many minor leaguers that throw 100 because they just throw 100 they don't they can't throw strike they don't have control yeah but they can throw fucking gas gas yeah so that's a difference so you have a lot of guys that can throw a hundred but it doesn't mean they're gonna make the majors no no no yeah because you can start timing the hundred right if you're a really good hit

if you can every big league guy can hit a fastball it doesn't if you throw a hundred and ten they're gonna figure it out and be able to hit they'll get the timing like uh t right now he he has a curve you know i don't like him to throw he's so young and he has a change up he's not comfortable with it but he throws heat but when you're playing travel ball teams if you're throwing hard and fast they fucking start foaming at the mouth because they go oh cool because they can hit straight and fast yeah straight and fast that's all they do you're better right it's bombs over bag day like i'm like oh t's going to light him up buddy they get the timing so they put team for one in then pull them they'll put because he throws heat so put them in three three up three down they

pull them out hell no we ain't give me the timing they put a different kid he throws different change of speed because you don't want he can't go back in no no no he can hit but he can't go back in pitch it's amazing oh let's take a little break here b let me talk you guys about paca all right like i'll tell you what's softer than cashmere and warmer than wool okay it's not a riddle it's alpaca alpaca oh it's soft dude alpaca is what they put in uniforms in the 50s for soldiers yeah For the Korean winters. There is nothing warmer, okay? And that's, and you want it, you go on hunting, all right?

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packa p-pacca and tonight is the Dodgers Brewers dude and Dodgers a favorite yes well yeah probably

yeah huh they're in Milwaukee though let's make sure you watch that you're definitely gonna watch it but I'll fill you in We watched yesterday. Oh, you were going to be here?

Yeah. Although I fell asleep in two minutes. Who won? Seattle. Mariners. Seattle had Homer. Yep. The guy you don't know.

And they called him out on that first, the first end, and they call him out, he's clearly safe. Clearly fucked him. Yeah, yeah. So we have a close, the setup guy for Seattle is one of the guys from our gym. And the clothes are Munoz is one of our guys. He's a stud. Yeah, he's a stud.

Super stud. Both Mexican. Dodgers is the only team, in my life. Dodgers are the only team in any professional sport where if they lose it ruins my night.

Really? I don't know what it is. You're a Dodgers, man. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Have you always been a Dodgers? No. I didn't even care about baseball to T-star playing baseball.

Sammy Boy is too big. Who? Tripoli calls me almost. Oh, yeah, he loves the Donny's. Tripoli's a fucking basketball baseball fan. Every playoff game he'll call me it. Andrew Friedman is the devil. Freddie Freeman?

No, Friedman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He hates his guts. Man, he ruins our team. He's a Dodgers man. He ruins the chemistry. Meanwhile, I have one of my players that you'll get you guys, if you come to dinner, but you'll meet the tonight was on the Dodgers for a long time.

Right. So Sammy, I'm not going to say the guy's names, but Sammy will talk all this rhetoric about this guy's great, and then my friend will be like, nobody liked him on the team. He's not a team guy. He's not a captain. Nobody liked him. Nobody liked him. Yes.

Sammy, boy. Yeah, he's Dodgers through and through. Oh, he loves them. Yeah, me too. Love him. Yeah, I went from not watching baseball, then T started playing like three years ago to never listen to the game. You never talked baseball with me.

But now you watch all the pro. I actually loved it when you started like getting into baseball. Love it. It's the only sport I'll watch. I don't watch NFL. I can't really stand in NFL now. No, it's too sissy-fied. Really?

It's too slow. Yeah, I don't like it. Really? Just because it's... I like college football. I like college football, and then I watch all baseball. With pro, it's because they're so delicate with the quarterback. Yeah, I hate all of it.

Yeah, I hate all of it. And no head-to-head contact. And it's all passing now. Might as well be seven on seven. Can't touch passion. Why is it all passing now? Because you can't rub the quarterback up. Yeah, just the way the league went.

Yeah, why not? It's more fun, though, isn't it? I don't think so. Good games, close games. I mean, the athletes are always better. It's just how it's going to be. Yeah. But the play might not necessarily be better.

but you like more of a running game it used to be more of a running game like more of a mix-up i like college and still run so that's why back in the 90s and early 2000s you had running backs that were more superstars they got more of the most of the attention you have the running backs were more of the stars it's always quarterbacks but running backs were big yeah like Emmett smith everyone's running back by committee now pretty much there's like five or six superstar running backs but teams would rather give guys 15 carries and another guy 10 carries or they use them as slots like McCaffrey they throw a lot

of screens or a lot of side passes dump outs to them it's just the game's changed they figured out if you build the front old line you can pretty much put anybody in the back hole that's fast you can plug and play and so they put all their like the chiefs put all their money in the line

and they're like all right we just it's a system game now why is that different though just because you went back before that well think about this too like think of like Lawrence Lawrence Taylor he he had the sack record at a time when they did a majority of running think what he would do today it'd be a

problem they pass and and you can tee off on that like you can you know it's the majority of the times can be a pass so they're just rushing up field right when laurence taylor he had to figure out runner pass and still set the sat right or if dan merino played today think of day eight thousand yards passing in a season just because he because he had five thousand yards when nobody no way he was doing it nobody was doing it different time he would he he's the best of all time in my opinion i like watching baker mayfield he plays the game right baker mayfield is tough he's probably i like third in the running for mbp this year so but didn't he have he's a lake he's a lakeway boy wasn't he a german german for a long time wasn't he kind of he bounced around a little bit

but he went to the cleveland browns who was a fucking nightmare they went to l a and they found his home in Tampa. He's a beast. But he's a dog. Like Patrick Mahomes gets hit, rolls around on the ground, complains. You see what, you see what Baker does when he gets hit? Gets up in the defender's face starts fucking yelling at him. I like, I like the old school tough dogs. Yeah. I don't like the sissy Patrick Mahomes shit, him and Travis Kelsey laying down bumping Taylor Swift. I don't come from that era. I like the fucking dudes. I like the tough dudes. Kittle. You know, the dudes. Kittle's tough, huh? Fuck yeah. The football's supposed to be tough.

It's not seven on seven. You want to play seven on seven. Go play fucking seven on seven, dude. Why is it? Why? What does that mean? Seven on seven. It's because there's no tackle.

It's all skill. So because they have to be careful about how they hit the quarterback, it's changed the game. Yeah. They have to see how they hit each other. Same with Ronnie Lott could never do what he does. Ronnie Lott couldn't play. Dionne Sanders couldn't play. Pac-Man Jones couldn't play.

But Rod Woodson couldn't play today. Paul Molo probably couldn't even. No, you can't touch anybody. Because you can't hit a defense. You can't hit a defense list receiver. They would get fined every single play. Wow. You can't peel black block.

So back in the day, if you would like reverse field and running all the way across the other way, a receiver would come from this way and the guys look at the runner and just get lit, like killed, decapitated. But that's a, that's almost, I don't know if it's an ejection now, but it's a hundred. It's an ejection. Yeah, it'd be targeting.

yeah there's so there's no blindside blocking wait a minute so if i'm if so in other words if you're running out so if i'm running after you yeah and i'm not looking you hit me for blind side that's a penalty but but if i'm downfield you're not allowed to do that anyway are you if i'm down field and i'm say you're running reverse you're in the backfield and i'm going this way and i don't see the this offense player and he decletes him that's a penalty yeah oh wow that never used to be no thing about kickoffs Dude, people used to drool over being able to peel back block. There's a thing called NFL hard-knocked or jock jams. Yeah.

I think it was hard-knocked to forget the name of it. But it was just a highlight reel of guys getting fucking annihil. Yeah. You should actually. It was like Steve outlaw and you just have to have the ball to get fucking plastic as a receiver. Yeah. Why? Because you were downfield and they would block you, in other words.

Or they would. Yeah, do peel back. It's a lot to get into, man. Go to church. Peel back. Peel back. Peel back blocks. Watch what this looks like. Blindside.

Yeah, blindside blocks. Blindside hits. Blindside hits. Blindside hits. NFL. Look at Baker. Speaking of Baker. Boom.

That's what I sign up for. Both of them would be ejected for the rest of the season. Oh, because he timed it, right? when you got a fenseless receiver they're not allowed to do that he's knocked out no you can't do that they're both knocked out that's what i signed up for boom suspended but that's just football

I mean it's still exciting man you still have hits like that though is that not legal no that should be fine as long as you just can't have helmet to helmet contact which I think is fine. Because people have a longer life span. Think about how hard it is to figure that out in the split second. Nano second. Or if you're blitzing,

it's like shit happens, man. Oh, fuck. You can stop it, too. Like number 95. Yeah, but why does it seem so much more crazy than, like,

when I see, when I see like a wheel kick, I love watching that more than this. That's more violent than my little bit. Yeah, it does seem like it's more crazy. What's the matter, Koochik.

What's Brian going? I hate how gay you are. It makes me so mad. But I'll just sit here. Yeah, I lived for that shit. All right, what do you guys? Oh, I sent this chin just for you, Brian. Private hunting helicopter crash footage.

You've seen this? That's what I'm flying. Yep. Watch this. All right, we got footage of the Huntington Beach helicopter crash. Boy, KFC. Which is absolutely bongered. Oh, it's a Huntington Beach.

The first video I thought was AI until I saw multiple camera angles and news reports about the people who were injured. This shit is wild. Take a look. whoa that's a large oh you know what happens yeah don't act like you know the wind will pull you down boom now this was the first video i saw that i thought was AI i thought there's no way this could be real first of all it looks kind of like too smooth and yeah it's way too close but also no helicopter would be flying that close to a building yep or close to these trees this has to be fake AI generated then i start to do some digging and i realize there's like 10 different angles of this crash happening

now miraculously five people were just injured two people inside the helicopter that got pulled from the wreckage and three people who were on the ground the helicopter fell right on top of them like the house and the wizard of us and they lived you're going to see a piece of it fly off right boom right who's sitting underneath that thing though get out the fucking way I guess uh now here's an alternate angle of the helicopter Oh, this is upsetting stuff. There's kids running away, screaming. You can see here, it looks like some people are kind of trapped underneath it. A reminder, everyone's okay, though. I saw this one. Well, that's, that is, I like how the guy doesn't help.

Make sure you're a record. You don't expect a fucking chopping. Isn't that crazy? Everyone lived up. this low over a populated street, you ask? Well, it's a helicopter landing party, obviously, kicking off the cars and copters weekend, which is like a celebration for the gearheads. The idea was everybody come to this rooftop lounge at this hotel, and you can get a glimpse, you can get a front row view of this helicopter landing. Yeah, I'd say they got a great view of it. Looks like I'm watching

a goddamn found footage disaster movie. It's like straight out of Cloverfield or something. I mean, this helicopter crashes like on top of people's heads. Yeah. Look, this is crazy. In all my years of doing internet content, I have never seen a more disastrous video somehow end piece. I cannot believe all five people escaped with just minor injuries. Now, I haven't explained what exactly happened to a helicopter.

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with it spiraling out of control. And that piece flying off right there. But I'm sure we'll have the full... That piece flying off right there? All right. And this is the... second one this weekend there's another one too but you want to get around helicopter it just beats driving he's famous for his daring maneuvers the pilots aha interesting be that's what i don't

get in la the hell god makes all sense there's no traffic here mama sometimes you just want to cover a lot of a lot of austin just so stupid i got from i got from cedar park to here in three minutes or something five minutes that would have taken me an hour I did breed something or heard something about like a bird hit the back prop, you know. That was what I went flying off? Something like that, yeah. Yeah, there's stuff that can happen. Yeah, it's like, dude.

The helicopter pilot at Huntington Beach was famous for his daring maneuvers. Well, there you go. Yeah, he was flying so close to the building. Did a bird strike caused the Huntington Beach helicopter crash. Huh. Wow, interesting. What else got, Jen? Let's see here.

an update on Mark Sanchez. He was released from the hospital, and he just made a quick statement. Well, actually, you want to see some of the video. Have he said what happened to night? He's stabbed. He's wandering around. I'm not.

Shit. So this has to get stabbed. He's wandering around. So there's a victim's truck. And it's just trying to park there. So definitely not an Uber. Yeah, you got stabbed right in the chest. Three times, I think.

God damn. He could have died. So this guy's trying to park. But what? There's Mark. Why did Mark think he? it was an Uber. He was completely, the people said he was really, you know, drunk.

That's great. Hey, Mark, we can't be drinking like this, bud. So he's wandering around. Then he wanders back over here. Oh, Mark. And people were saying that he was arguing with that guy. He's following her. Yeah, he's just kind of wandering.

With stab wounds? No, he'll see the stab wounds in a little bit. So then, hold on. He walks to the opposite direction again. there's a lot of wandering in this video five minutes later he returns leans against the alley wall yeah there might have been more than alcohol here correct yeah that's what i'm thinking too this guy's looking at him and a brief conversation was he was he supposed to work the next day i have no yeah he was he was there for cbs right the indianapolis game so he's running towards

where that guy is because this was in indianapolis so you got stabbed this is bloodied from the stab wounds You should be able to see it here when he walks by. Oh, fuck, Mark. You see his shirt right here? Yeah, it could be so much worse. I was all drenched with blue there. Oh, no. Fuck, Mark.

Fuck. Hmm. Yeah, well, it could have been his last minutes and he's alive, so. Do you give a statement? Just a quick one to send a reporter. B, let's take a little break here because this episode, The Fire and Kid is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You choose to hit play on this podcast, smart choice.

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not available in all state situations. Price is very based on how you buy, progressive. My recovery, and I just want to thank the first responders. Escanazi Hospital. I'm sorry, you're going to get some. I just want to thank Dr. Mosler, a surgeon. she's in my life so I'm grateful for that

sorry I came out I'm sorry I can't answer I'm feeling you better thank you guys recovering slowly appreciate it I'm kind of I'm kind of silly

well for my money and I think your money the Mark Sanchez we know he's a great guy yeah I don't know what was going on there I think he just had a he just had a fucking moment

maybe he was on drugs not himself and so he just you know hallucinated but overall like we've had just a stupid it it's like a stupid incident like that and his whole life changes yeah and he's a good guy he had fired from CBS and this for his baby an ex-baby's mama when you guys want to read this yeah okay so she's basically saying first and foremost

what priority is the kid now that everything's out in the open my focus hasn't changed i've always been concerned for his safety and what he is exposed to sadly none of this surprising to me that's where it's kind of like what do you know? Like everyone else I learned of the horrific event through the news keep going down my thoughts, empathy, victims

at the end of the day I'm simply a mama to very sweet young boy doing my best to protect this peace right. Look man I think that if Mark had a problem with drugs and alcohol which maybe he did this could have ended so much worse with someone dead and he's going to face the music here

and it's really bad but it's better than this is the wake-up call you would think this is rock bottom this you would hope you'd hope yeah if you don't get it together now we've got a problem right so that's what happens you you fuck around and find out and you know but he fucked with the wrong old man yeah he did the problem for him is the pictures the old man came out oh yeah stabbed in the face and shit bad bad bad stuff all the game but he's look marks overall yeah really good dude he's a great dude he's a great dude It's terrible. And just bad time.

Yep. Oh, not this. Oh, this, I sent this to Chin. This is wild. Play this, Chin. She is a lover on a roller coaster. 14 stories high falls to her death. No, no.

At six flags over Texas, the coasters are king. But today, in one corner of the amusement park, the Texas giant is quiet. Shut down Friday night after a woman. fell to her death. She goes up like this, and then when it drops to come down, that's when it released, and she just tumbled. The daughter and her son-in-law yelling, screaming, my mom's falling off. My mom, we can't find her. A witness tells the Dallas Morning News she saw the woman get on the ride. She claims the woman appeared concerned her safety harness was not secure. But in a statement

today, Six Flags said, we are committed to determining the cause of this tragic accident. It would be a disservice to the family to speculate two years ago the texas giant stranded riders 14 stories above the ground yeah today we have seen fuck all that seekers coming to ride some of these coasters but not this one we're told it is shut down indefinitely a family watching as a mother oh fuck yeah that's a hard path hey that's a nightmare would you guys i mean i'm not laughing about her that but that's a nightmare would you guys still go on roller coaster rides not that the ones that are in the carnivals. Well, this proves that it's not as safe as you think, right?

I've never thought these are safe. I'm like, this 16-year-old is operating the fucking machine. Once the last time this thing got serviced? Right. We're way too trusting. And then especially now, it's just not like, you know, the chipmunk that goes up and down. Like, now that they're doing all the flips, your feet are dangling off. Or I went on with my son where I'm face first.

I'm like, this fucking thing's going to hold me? Yeah. Is there a roller coast commission who's always. checking on roller coasters like i don't know man get fucking uh rfk on it make america great again fix the roller coasters dude i don't trust any of it never have hold on go back go back to that go back to that one more time so this happened years ago she ignored the max weight limit sign posted on the ride okay this is also these just different people in this thing oh chin it was if it's three years ago let's see what the lady looked like

mother was that true because i saw this me too i saw like it was current yeah yeah that news did look about three years old yeah she may have uh she may have been rather heavy okay well i apologize six flags this 2013 huh okay okay that's a long time ago yeah that was uh that was 12 years ago does it say how big she was i just put in wait let's see yeah okay if you heard it spars i only heard one employee said that was fine yeah but that would make sense that she was big that was her stomach in the way or click that's why chin type in lady that died at six flags i have her name here what i have her name oh just like i did rosa yeah well go to go to images there you everybody i'll say anything no it's fine no but she obviously was very heavy

and the harness was not for her Oh my gosh, she's not just heavy. She's huge. She's very large. Sometimes those harnesses are not made for somebody. But then you got a 16-year-old getting paid minimum wage, working a summer job. He's like, whatever, get your big ass on the roller coaster, and then game over. Yeah.

He's like, what's the worst could happen? Well, there's a weight limit, I think, right? But also if the harness isn't in, you got to get your big gas off the rock. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I make sure mine click, click, click, click. I go in one where it's hurting, it's so tight. I don't want that thing coming off.

You got to click the fuck up. Yeah, dude. Click it the fuck up. Rule number one of Roller Coaster Club, click the fuck up. Click the fuck up. One click, bitch. You're banking on that, banking on the,

and you're going upside down and shit? Yeah. So that ride doesn't have a weight limit, but it does rely on the person's ability to be safely secured. Hold up. Test seats are available for guests to try before they wait in line. There you go. Design for the average build.

That's why I don't do it. You'd be fine, Callum. Yeah. You probably got a little room on there, huh? Designed for average build. Yeah. Made for you, huh? He brought me a hybrid shirt, and it was an actual art.

I go, it's a fucking actual large. He goes, I forgot you're not big. I was like, so once Brendan sent me that, I saw this thing from Barstool. It's a malfunction on a ride called a zipper, but this is a carnival ride. Look at this. Hell. What happened to it?

Yeah, because you rented it for 1999. Oh, shh. Yeah, that's not good at all. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Now, you're going to be fine if you're in that thing, but it's scary. Yeah, I don't know.

If I'm in the other cars, I'm like, Get me the fuck down. Jesus. Yeah. I just don't trust those carnival Like I'm going to a pumpkin patch tonight. There's rides and shit on there. My kids, I'm like, not happening.

The small ones on the ground are fine. Not the one's that good. None of it. None of it. We're doing it. This is fucking wild. Oh, yeah, I saw this. You saw this?

Yeah, boy, Drew Lynch, love Drew. I don't know, Drew. You know, Drew? He was always, he was the booker at the improv. for a long time. Huh. Yeah. He's a stutterer.

What's up? Yeah. He has a stuttered. He won America's got a... Damn, you got a stutter now? No, the, the, the, uh, the, uh, comedian, uh, reality show. Oh, um, or America's got talent. Uh, not, is it America's got talent or the, the funniest, no, die was on it.

Jeff Dye was on it. Yeah, I know, what is, and, um, um, Schlesinger, Eliza won at all. Oh, she did? Yeah, I think so. Last Comic Standing. I didn't know he won that. Either won that or America's Got Talent.

I can't remember which one. But surprisingly, his stutter's got... This is crazy. Everything okay? Oh, no. Is there a medic in the house at all? He's in. He looks like he's in Spokane or Tacoma

Judging from the backdrop See how we're all just standing there? That sucks because that's all You can do. No, no people are doing CPR shit, they're working on it. No pulse fuck. Yeah, no, they're working on B The guy die? People aren't standing on there Thanks guys Some room guys

They're waking up They started doing CPR on him right there yeah did he have a a seizure he had a heart attack collapsed from a heart attack they saved his life though the crowd did wow I could just take a second here just guys with you real quick

it'd be a tough job now like that was incredible dude like I know we're here making jokes and doing a bunch of shit just about like the town but you guys all really just came together

in a really cool way dude you saved that guy's life man I mean, that was crazy. You guys, like, worked together so fast. I mean, I mean, that was nuts, man. Like, you guys. The joke, there's a joke there. You guys should.

Which is, he does. He just witnessed that. I mean, that was crazy. I have literally the hardest job in the world now. And that's mostly what this is about. Good job. There you go. There's the joke.

There's the joke. Right here you're just a joke. I'm dabbing my eyes. I'm like a widow at a funeral right now. I'm like literally. Um, um, yeah, no, it's, uh,

I just, I mean, can you guys, uh, You have a hand to the people who say that guy's life. That was crazy. That's crazy, huh? That was crazy.

The joke is a little obnoxious to take all that attention. A way can you die. A narcissist. But that was good. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. No, I love you. Yeah.

That's great. This was making the rounds. I've heard from. was it you guys that Brian Reynolds has a reputation or not being easy to work with I didn't say it's not a great guy I never said that

okay well don't say you guys by you guys you guys you mean comics comics didn't spread that online no I'm not saying that

you guys no it's not us it literally the internet I mean Tj Miller went on the record and said they had their issues though but yeah

TJ Miller worked with them on Deadpool but yeah I know people have worked Hollywood in general this is this is like you said the Ellen thing it's kind of like Ellen thing

where people say He's like the male alien. I don't know him, so I don't like that, but I'm... Does he snap on someone here? It's a little kid reporter, and then the way he handled it. Some people are saying he's joking. Some people think he's a dick, so I'll just let you guys judge it. I'd get halfway down there.

I'd be like, I'm a monster. I know. I'm so sorry. What's your question for me, buddy? Nice to meet you. Let's skip to the question. Oh, my gosh. You know what?

I wish I had some control over that. But you know what I can do? I can send a strongly worded letter to the chef over at Tim Hortons. Consider it done, young man. What's your name? Liam? Hey, Liam, I'll make it downright vicious. But I'm going to just say it's from you, though.

He was fine. I'm like, I'm a month. He was like, let's get to the question, a little snooty, but. The one thing you can say about that dude is he's talented as all get out, and he's a winner, and he's been successful for a very long time. Yeah, he doesn't, man. he's also had his up when he before he did Deadpool it wasn't going well um and Deadpool was that thing that he kind of saved his own career so when i see people that successful

and you know they may be a little bit whatever uh i don't really criticize them because i can't do that and i tried hard to be that guy i tried really hard he's super talented it didn't work for me so i'm not going to you know what i'm saying i don't like to criticize somebody whose career i would love to have but you can be talented be a dick it's in sports happens all the time Sometimes your talent comes from being a difficult personality or it comes from being somebody who sometimes feel smarter than other people and doesn't like to have to wait on you, things like that. Or you just might be an aggressive, competitive motherfucker. And sometimes you, you, if people are in your way, you're going to, you know, so I don't know. People are complicated.

Yeah. The older I get, the more I realize people are fucking complicated. They have a good side. They got a bad side. Depends on what day it is. How you catch them? but when I see somebody that funny when he's that good because Deadpool was fucking amazing and so was Deadpool too when I see somebody that good that funny all

the time was got a sense of humor on that level hard for me to criticize him hard for me not me if he's a dick he's a dick because there's people that are dicks and they're really funny yeah I don't get you don't have to be a dick there are there are assholes in comedy huge assholes but you know um I don't work with him so I don't give a fuck but Yeah, you've heard a million stories about him. Same as you did, Alan. Right, she got you.

All right, I think this is the last one. It's very sweet. So this elderly man, his wife went out to walk a dog, and then she didn't show up. He knows exactly when she was supposed to show back up, like, after 15 minutes. She never shows up, so they called the cops. The cop finds the dog, and I'll just show you the video. She never takes one in 10 or 15 minutes. It's over an hour now.

It's over an hour now. Okay. Do you know what breed the dog is? The dog's just a, he's just a hundred pound dog. Okay. That's his whole life that dog. There's the dog. Hi, baby.

Hi, baby. Where's your ball up? Dang. Hey! Where's your mama? Where's your mommy? Come on. Where's your mama?

The dog's actually taking her to the woman. Where was she at? She fell down in some yard. Show me. Oh, so the woman. What was she doing all the way back there? That's a good question. trying to just walking in the woods

this somebody's husband the dog took the woman okay yeah the dog took the hey man the dog took the lady the cop back to where the lady fell out at

oh it's a German shepherd she's a German shepherd she's laying here on the sidewalk alert and conscious but she may have injured where were you with um i was in front of that house right there and then the dog ran up to me you

i was right out here with the dog brought you he wouldn't believe he kept coming back to me he ran up to my car and i said bring me to your mommy and he ran back here he came up to your car oh sweetheart good boy very good boy that's a good boy that's a good boy that's a good dog right there boy they would have froze the death out there was it freezing out no i made that up listen i like it though i'll tell you what would have like i hate fucking because i'm trying to bring some excitement to this is this is florida i'll tell you what would happen yeah dude that's florida and it's perfect temperature especially during the spring she'd been there all night man had a nice rest and then probably took a nap and then the dog was slept right next to her and then those neighbors would have

woke up and went there's a lady in the yard called the cops and return her home right so So this is a story about nothing. Well, now, hold on. There could have been an alligator in the area. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And the alligator could come up and been like, hey, you look wounded. I'm going to take you for a little swim.

If you wanted a dog one, you know, I should say, I saw this, this baby was by this open outlet and it's sparking. The baby was going to touch and get electrocuted and the pit bull, he yanked the baby back and saves his life. Damn. Dogs are so freaking dog. Now, that's all that would be used. Damn.

Yeah. I could have ended really bad because she could have got a really bad sunburn if they didn't find her in time. Yeah. Yeah. she fell down that's what happened now I like that the old there it is first one

yeah watch this one you want some real shit chin boom now I was like I just saw it without no volume this morning I went holy shit that dog attacked the kid then he rewatch it and he saved its life first the father thinks it's an attack look this when he checks the security footage

he didn't even bite the shoulder amazing he just grabbed the hand that cool amazing isn't that cool might be AI I don't know it might be AI, but I like it. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's AI.

The old lady just kind of sitting through the night, right? Right. Yeah. Hey, dude. They're all. I did really bad, man. She would have, should have missed brunch with her friends. Nope.

Not today. But yeah, now I'm like, is this fake? I hope it's real. You can go to the comments and you can see it's AI. There's only four comments on this one. Yeah. He's a good boy. What the F are exposed electrical wires doing in a baby's room?

There's another thing. Yeah. well that's the thing nowadays with storah you don't know if it's AI anything these days is that it chin yeah that's it dude wow we learned a lot today we did it we did it once again guys we're gonna be bud you know what not escondita all right to october we're changed in that date but i will be at and i'm changing all my dates i'll be in plano texas i'll be in uh i'll be at those dates those dates are all there but I've got a bunch of dates in between.

And I'll put those up. Good. So, yeah, I'll be in Vancouver at the Westminster House of Comedy. West, that'll be November, well. Jesus, Christ. Yeah, 13, 14, 14, 15. Oh, yeah, you special. You messages too.

I forgot what it was, though. All right, kids. And if you enjoy the show, we got our Patreon. It is pop. And me and Chin just released our new barbecue video on there, Q&A's on there. Get these episodes, ad-free, extended shop show, ad-free. It's only five bucks a month.

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Oh, my God. Jesus. Christ. False gods. I'm the worst. I know. How do they get it? It'll be on YouTube.

I'm doing Rogan. Yeah, it'll be on YouTube. Is it? Yeah. You're just on Monday morning? No, Wednesday. Wednesday morning? Yeah, Wednesday afternoon.

Wednesday afternoon. So, there it is. There it is, kids. All right, kids. Love you, go watch Count special. Available this Wednesday. Get you some. This October, Fear is free on Pluto TV.

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