The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1132

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Bryan is back from performing at Camp Pendleton for the military, Brendan realizes he has a real rattlesnake problem at his house and the guys talk about Shohei Ohtani's historic performance, the crazy woman that inspired Ed Gein, current events around the world and much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkBUBS - For a limited time only, our listeners are getting 20% OFF at BUBS Naturals by using code Fighter at checkout. Just head to http://bubsnaturals.com/ and use code Fighter and you’re all set.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins.BREZ - Head to http://try.drinkbrez.com/TFATK and use code TFATK for a $5 credit and free shipping on your first order TFATK for a $5 credit and free shipping on your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I did it for free. Yeah, but I asked you the same thing. Daddy needs to get paid, right? Daddy needs to get paid, but... Hey, took advantage. You know me, I'm a sucker for the military. They took advantage of you. No.

Because they don't have funding. Yeah, I'm friends with some people in the Trump administration, you know? Yeah, Tim Kennedy. And I, I, I, I, no, other people. And I was offered, I was given a, the honor of going to Camp Pendleton for the Marines 250th birthday. And I had to get up and do stuff. stand up at noon on the beach in the sun in front of 6,000 marine sailors and then another,

I think, 7,000 on the periphery. Not great sound, great attention, not conducive to stand up, right? Like a little bit, I kind of was up there going, and I was nervous and I don't get nervous. You should be. I was nervous because first of all, you know, and I'm there with Dakota Meyer, Congressional Medal of Honor winner. I'm with Jocco Willick. We're all backstage.

He's going to do a speech. He's a great guy, by the way. Funny. Have you met him? I've never met him. Funny. Great sense of humor. We've exchanged texts.

I'm a huge fan. I use his supplements. Yep. Very intense. But when you're with him, he's just a great guy. And I've heard that before, just a funny dude. So it was fun to kind of hang and talk. And I had some other friends that I know from the administration there.

But you have no business been there. Yeah. Well, so I'm already feeling a little bit. bit like when you're around these these marines and these navy seals and these combat veterans and then some of the upper echelon we're doing the action it's just a different culture you're you're a fluffer on a porno set i'm a fluffer because you're you're not going to partake in what they're willing to do but you but you're there you're never really part of the team yeah well they're a fluffer a lot of these guys like chad rober show who was a recon marine and then i think

worked with SEAL Team 6 and was an MMA fighter. These guys are, they are really tough people. And they also have seen a lot. And they've also lost friends. And so for me, I'm there and I'm, and I can't relate. I just already feel, you're, it's a bunch of Komodo dragons and you're a fucking salamander. Well, I'm just a different thing.

Salamanders are cool. No, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm an entertainer, which requires a very different mindset. It requires a very different everything, right? Completely different names. so so i everyone's good at what they do but they're they're just what they're doing is completely different yeah so i feel a little bit out of place yeah and i also feel self-conscious yeah but listen hold on but but but and and and of course i love those guys yeah of course but but um and and i love the culture there's something about there it's the thing about military culture is you're it's all about

the person next to you when you're in a war then he was saying this one of the guys said when you're in war and that's coming the only thing that's that's going to save your ass is the guy to your right and the guy to your left or the woman to your left and woman to your right those are the people and everything is done so orderly and if it's not done orderly and if you don't follow rules people die so so there's a religion to that so when you're there and i'm and i'm at the 250th birthday of the marines the u.s marines the people up there are talking about the sacrifice about you pick a fight with us you're going to get it was very inspiring the jets are flying overhead they're really loud it's it's really a different energy it's like

it there's this idea of sacrifice honor country and then brian callan it's noon he's gonna get up and do a little comedy for you guys and he's been in the sun all day here's brian callan i was but you knew you know you know you know you've been doing stamp long enough where you like okay i said it where you it's like i'm not gonna crush i look out there belly room on a tuesday night can't do jokes i told stories about my dad being a marine but i can't do jokes yeah no it's tough i should have made more fun of the sailors versus marine yeah yes yes and that dawned on me that'd been funny i did talk about trump being the navy and shit yeah i talked about trump being like war and then he does that dance he's the most feared man the world but he dances like that yeah some of it was fine i did fine

but i don't i don't know i don't know who would crush that's in it right like you're not set up for the most success, but I didn't feel like jokes, comedy was appropriate, to be honest with you. I felt a little inappropriate. I felt, you know what I felt? I felt generally inappropriate. My presence felt inappropriate. I know that sounds weird, but I felt a little inappropriate. Does that make sense? Like, comedy in a moment. This is a sacred moment. But you're literally a monks and it's nothing. I don't get a twisted. I would pretty tough. I would feel insecure around Jocko and those guys. I would. I'm pretty tough. dude yeah compared but you when you're talking about military shit yeah they're playing they're not

even playing a game no it's not a sport no it's not a sport so nobody nobody charged a battlefield and said this is football no but but but be just to make you feel better about it not that you feel bad but lebron james should feel insecure around those people yes yes and and that's a really good point otani would feel it yes i think you're right right and if not you're not you're not and if not You're a fucking idiot. Yeah, because those guys have been through it. They've been through it, and I haven't. And so then now I got to get up there and be funny.

Look, it was an honor. And you're not from their, and you're not from their tribe. So you have an outsider coming in. So even right away, they're kind of like, all right. Yeah, it was an honor. It was a fucking honor. I would always do it. I said to them, I go, anything for the military, I'm going to do.

And I'm going to do it for free. I don't give a fuck. I will do it for free. I just need to be a little bit. I want to, I want to have a maximum impact. And I want to, I want to bring my shit to it. I want to get them laughing. But you could, like, Rob Riggles was a Marine.

Yeah, so there might be a little more, you know what I'm saying? Like a guy who's been through. My dad was a Marine, a little bit different, right? A little different, you know? But listen, man, it was, it was, I'm, I feel insecure talking about it. I'm feeling the same way, right? Oh, whenever it comes, and my whole family is military. Whenever it comes to military, buddy.

Right? Yeah. No, it's like, yeah, it's just not. Yeah. yeah no i don't feel comfortable the north you're like i shouldn't be i shouldn't be here or also like especially when i talk like i shouldn't be talking about it that's right yeah because i don't know how to even making fun of sailors versus

marines i i got to be careful yeah i'm just the dude who's a comic i don't want to get up there and start making fun of people because i was going to make fun of all the ranks and how like you know like how how how precious they are about their ranks and that would be funny i did a little bit i was a little bit i was like secretary of war it's not the god of war but he's if you want to get to the god of war you got to get through the secretary yeah okay but but i i was careful and maybe i shouldn't have been i don't know hey i don't know can you imagine can imagine if i started roasting and people were like boo get him out of here traitor traitor traitor i would start that traitor traitor traitor

traitor traitor traitor traitor i'll tell you what's pretty cool though when you get the commonons who gets up there whoever it was and the guy just gets up there and he goes Marines and he goes oh you know like that and he goes get some hurrah you know hurrah you're like fuck and then and then the and then the planes those overhead and you're like and it's so loud you're like Jesus and then they cut off like you're like woo literally I was like motherfucker call me crazy testosterone flow dude my that that's badass that's America but that's that's why we're the most powerful my back straight bro ramrod straight as it should you asked me to do pushups right then i'm going to knock out a hundred dude PR i'll do my hit my PR guarantee it did it in iraq i mean afghanistan on the u s o

tour when they said brian steve burn goes brian wants to challenge anybody here to a pushup contest i was like you're a dick but you're going to do the best you can yeah you did 84 yeah i couldn't do 84 i did 84 like good ones proper ones do the best you can yeah fuck man anyway it was good and then i flew back to Utah, played some golf with my dad, played some golf with my 14-year-old, played some golf with my three and a little. You were in England at the time you texted and go, your boys going to bring up J.D. Vance. I'm glad you brought that up. And now, and now I didn't want to ruin the one because I know you're feeling good. I looked at my wife, went, no, he's not. And then, but I went, dude, congrats. So cool. Yeah. So I was, yeah, I was presented that there was a possibility

that I would bring the vice president up on stage. So there was Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth. then the vice president and i would bring some big boys and i would be performing for them that's not nerve-wracking at all and that i would bring them up on stage um so with respect i'm brian callan so brian callan's not going to bring no jd vans the vice president and pete hegs no they weren't there i i was part of the pre the pre ceremony warm up brennan yeah all good and honor but let's not get it twisted nobody somebody else about who's that guy oh that guy oh yeah he was the comic he's on yeah that that that's fun when you see jaddy vans showed up later yeah you know jd vans showed up later jaddy vans showed up a little

later yeah showed up a little later it's all right he was on ship he was on ship waiting but she knows who you are you know what man no we know who you are i'm sure maybe i was mentioned in the thank you's somewhere if you look at the fine print yeah but it was an honor yeah that's cool experience dude i love people on god you did how much you get paid you shill Nothing. Shill. Nothing, you fuck. Nothing.

So shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, but they should have thrown some bones your way. They have. No, I would do it anyway. So much money.

That wasn't the deal. It was just like. No, it'd be cool, though. You know, like. We'd like to give you a million dollars. How much did you send it, Ukraine? Oh, well, yeah. Can you throw my billions?

Listen. Oh, the best. You'd love this. Can you wet his beat at 100K? I forgot to tell you this. Chin, bring up amphibious. four-by-force, there was a truck there. So we were on this giant, this land and sea amphibious

assault ship that comes right up on the beach. It's a hydrofoil. You see those things in Florida on the Everglades. Yeah, they can go on land. Yeah, I want you to picture that being bigger than this building. What? Yeah, Baba, with the propellers. I mean, it was crazy.

And then it goes on the, is it like these guys yeah see how much that costs just take a look at how much the is that those sherpas the sherp okay 120 oh you can buy now for 170 yeah this is not what size that's but i'm talking about the one that the military so there was one that that was that was for civilians it was $2.7 million and it was when you'd look at it you'd be like what it looks like a dune buggy and you just you jumped on there huh yeah it was No, I just saw it. It was just sitting there.

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that why is that 5.2 million dollars i'm sorry Doesn't make sense. You think we'd get a deal. There might be a little waste. Oh, okay, well. It was like that. That's different. No, this thing was smaller.

I get that that would be $5.2 million. That makes sense. That's a lot of technology. How about that fucking thing? I think it floats and it gets out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't fuck around.

Yeah, that thing's badass. Damn, in the water and on the end. I wonder what powers that. Who's building that? Hopefully, an American brand. Yeah. I just wonder what. yeah and there's a machine who's building it robot uh you know what lockheed raytheon no because

jimc like there's been some american brands that were building the military thing about hummers that was GMC oh they got technology man it's so funny how your phone like like like uh if you walk in to a certain area in the military with your phone they'll gather everything on your phone in two seconds and tell you who you are and where you live. Yeah. Oh, man. It's Italian made. And they were badass.

But Italians make great vehicles, right? Oh, yeah. A lot of issues. Yeah. Tone of issues. Made by it. It's like a collab. Probably.

Because they're really good at certain engines or something. Rolls-Royce makes a lot of the airplane engines. Airplane, yeah. They originally started. So would BMW. It really started off airplanes, yeah. Their logo is actually a propeller. Do you think of BMW?

How it's white with the blue? That stands for a propeller. Wow. Yeah. The more you know. The more you know. It was cool, though. It was cool.

I was out in the sun, not like you surrounded by enthusiasts of Marines, but I was, see their logo? It's a propeller. Oh, wow. But I was in the sun from 8 a.m. And then sundown, Tiger had a baseball tournament. And the games got delayed. I got it to field

during the day, mid-afternoon. I didn't leave till 10.30 at night. This is my brother-in-law with soccer. Tiger was pitching at 9-45 at night. And I went, and I could tell he's tired. I go, I know you're tired, but compete, buddy. And there's about eight parents in the crowd. 9-45.

9-45 throwing pitches. That's too late. That's not good organization. And then because- Is it so many teams? I don't know. Sometimes shit just happens. Scheduling games get delayed, and then we get pushed back.

and then we're the later games and then the way they discipline you is the if you get the high seating you're the 8 a.m game on sunday so since we lost both them they go uh one of the dads goes ah shit we deserve it i go what do you mean he goes we'll be the the early seed i'm like well how early he's like i bet we got to be here about 7 a m like what yeah we got home at 11 30 i woke tiger up at five went blah get your stuff on that's not for a kid he's like What the fuck is this? My son and I, we took an 8.30 flight from Utah, got in at 12 in Austin, and he was asleep, my little bunny, three and a half, and then getting him, picking him up and carrying

all the bags with him on my arms and walking. That'll wear you out. That'll give you a tight back. It'll give you a tight back. And then go ahead and add that child seat, which is super awkward. And I'm not a big guy. So I'm carrying all that shit. I got a, whoa, whoa, whoa, what workout.

It's a workout. It's a workout. It's a workout. It's a workout. Dad life's a workout. tell you what i'm not good at the game of golf you just got to do it a lot dude got to do it a lot anybody who's too good at golf like you had too much time we're rich or you're old or are you rich yeah like when young guys play enough golf i'm like how my father how do you have the time is the biggest

trash talk he's 85 golf's well too and he would hit it and just beat the shit out he should he should because he's playing with you guys and he's like and he would i would hit and he'd go uh to the caddy go keep an eye over on the in the forest because he's going to hit it it over there. It's not your thing. I'd hit it in the bunker. You go, going to the beach, huh?

You like the beach? Just fucking with me. But when he's that good. Yeah. You know what I don't appreciate is I said you and Rogan and Eddie in our group chat, the, was the second, third rattlesnake that, I don't mean in the yard. That was a big rat, at my door. That's a viper.

And by the way, very dangerous if it bites you. So dangerous. So dangerous. But they keep showing up. I don't know what's going on. But we, we talked to an expert. they think there's a nest near the crib and our house isn't lit

as well as the other houses so they think because it's darker they don't like the light when there's a bunch of light so they think we had to add more light so you may have a rattlesnake a nest because you've had three now three it's a third one

that's a lot of snakes I know and our neighbor's like two doors down was like I've lived here six years I've never seen one you've guys had three in less than two weeks those are big too big boys Did I send you that chip? I don't think so

This thing's head Just It just looks so goddamn dangerous All venomous man That's a viper Is it a regular fucking Well you got little kids man It's no joke

Yeah the dog could be next Oh yeah Can you keep anti-venom in the fridge? No I don't think so man But Jay was like Dude you could kill me

make money. I'm like, Hey, man. What do you mean? Enough with the business ideas. You mean skin it and sell it for $15? Yeah, that's why don't I said. A rattlesnake skin? I'm going to skin it.

I can get that cup of coffee now. Because there's a real, there's a real demand for rattlesnakes. But now when we go outside, it's just like, I don't blame you. I told him on the dad's like, we got a fucking rattlesnake problem, man. They're everywhere else. It's Texas. It's Texas. I saw the biggest tarantula hawk.

But is that a regular rattlese? You see his head? That's a regular rattlesnake. Is it? Yeah, that's a mature. Here's a thing. He wasn't, you know how some of it adapts

so they don't use the rattlers because they don't want to die? He was at rattling. Yeah, this one was at rattling. That scares me. But he has rattlers. They don't rattle.

That's a, that's a, that's a little bit. Now, I'm on the side of kill him so they don't come back, but my father-in-law who caught this one

decided to let it go across the way. I'm like, he's just going to come back. Well, probably not. I don't know. I mean, yeah. But you're going to, it's not going to make a dent if you kill it. That's not too big, actually.

Kind of a smaller snake. It's big enough. Big enough to cause issues. And its bangs are about an inch long. Yeah, it's big enough. I showed you the one last week. You thought I was lying. Yeah, I did.

I know, as you should. I like how nobody responded to my text. That's not good. At night. With the kids, I know. With the kids, I know. I know, dude. I know, man.

you know there's the there are some snakes like in australia like the inland typan or the bushmaster in cost rica when it bites an ox the ox will die in an hour like these fucking things like these snakes if they bite you eat but the rattle snake not so much even with kids it's really not that fatal what you do is you get chin type in how many people die from ral snake bites in america you get you get anti venom but which they have Water moccasins are very poisonous. Yeah, fuck a water moccasin because the rattlesnake is, he's trying to get in the crib, nonstop.

It's not that sometimes the arm that-five people die each year. Yeah. The problem is that when the arm gets bit, sometimes that can go dead. You can have nerve damage for the rest of your life. I also think that's kind of, uh, so ralting bites are more likely to cause long-term injuries, such as a tissue nerve damage with 10 to 44% victims experience. your kids could have a dead foot you know what i mean jeez awful yeah that's the problem but the key there is only five out of eight thousand dies so you're gonna be okay it's gonna fucking hurt

yeah you don't want it it's not good but now you now now now the inland taipan tiger snake brown snake was it at australia don't care um Costa rica don't care the bush master don't care they say black mamba green mamba go ahead and find a quiet place to sit and just find a holy man wave a white flag wave a white flag and just and just and by the way sorry about this the death ain't going to be painless it's going to hurt we're going to bleed from your eyes we're going to be writhing around yeah you're going to lose again i don't care about that because it's not texas i don't you fuck about that it's like i'm no longer worried about great whites there was a guy there was a guy doing a snake show in in Australia

kind of a quirky old dude who does when you do snake shows can we talk about this if you're a snake guy you're a little quirky yeah right yeah yeah yeah but I got a ponytail you know whatever it is hey you're in Oklahoma the turtle guy yeah you got it they're different

your guy handle snakes yeah yeah you know way too comfy with snakes and he was under the impression that if you get bit by a a tiger snake very poisonous or it was a brown snake or whatever from australia that what you want to do is if you drink uh uh you're

a quart of milk oh uh it'll uh you'll be fine dude the bro sides killed him he got bit and he said give me some milk drank some milk and continued with the show and of course about five minutes later literally went and passed out now he did get medical attention and he did survive oh wow but they were like that's a tiger snake and your milk is no good here sir i don't know where you read milk you might want to re get a second opinion on that so i saw it on tic talk yeah but it was before tic talk yeah so you know it's like still bro the bro sign's been out there for ad doctor or an expert the bro signs to get you bro signs to get you dude i was watching i'm on episode like five that uh ed gine show which is great you got to watch it good yeah i love it but there so

a lot of his like fascination with like skin and all this stuff is he was not manipulated but he got a lot of like the Nazi comic books and there's a lady on there called the butcher of something and she's a character in the show so I'm like I wonder if that's real

because you know they take creative license and like oh let's see I look this lady's a real lady a real lady that actually made lampshades and couch and shit from from Jews of course and she got put away for it yeah and she eventually committed suicide but she got put it i sent it to you chin oh yeah there are people that do some pretty how it's a real thing that's what that's what his fascination came from this nazi war criminal there she looks like a

sweet she looks like a real angel she had kids too uh so because of her uh ledge at actions, including she had selected Jewish prisoners for death in order to fashion lampshades and other items from their skins. Wow. That's a real lady. Isn't that? How crazy is that? She was, man, what a horror show.

Hold on. And she had four kids. Most seriously, it was found to be without proof in two different legal, one connected by American military mission. all right so so they made like comics from world war two and she was like this evil villain in the comics and ed gine would would look at those and that's what gave him you want to know something i remember that comic book really yep and i remember it very well and i remember uh and now that you mention it i remember reading that comic book jesus and it was horrifying how crazy that's some real

shit yeah wow let me see the bitch of Buchenwald? Beast of Bukenwald. The bitch of butcherwold? The witch of Buchenwald. And the witch. Bukenwald was the butcher widow. Wow.

Oh, she was at the women's prison. She's a wife of camp commandant. Man. I love when people are like, if women rule the world. There's some bad ones out there. Yeah. She had four kids, though. Imagine that's your mom.

She's just a fucking psycho. You know that sociopaths for women? women are much less likely to be a sociopath than men most sociopaths are men not weird now some women can be real cunts yeah and horrible people yeah isn't that crazy though it's a real thing because i was like oh they just doing some creative shit here trying to make it interesting wow real piece of shit huh yeah you're gonna get people who are fanatical about their ideology and they're going to say I have to solve a problem and then when they have freedom there it is look at that internal organs two human heads

tattooed skins now in the show they she's extremely attractive and then when i looked at the real life lady hey man no she's a warlock in real life which is what i expected of course she's not too many mean hot girls well they're hot be mean but they're more like socially mean they're not gonna they're not gonna they're not gonna cut your tits off they're not gonna use your skin as uh you know no i knew i knew she was ugly i knew it yeah i would imagine that that kind of mindset she'd also have a look at her look at her she would she'd also have a cooler nickname if she was attractive bring up more images of her well there you go she was a she was a large girl she was a big strong girl wasn't she

thick strong girl there there you are there you are with your wide head they made her very attractive in the show like a dime with the German shepherd look at those two just all neat well put together beautiful dog and complete sadists

look at that outfit that Nazi outfit with the high boots Hugo Boss made those Yeah Yeah She was In her in her In her frulein

Dress A dog Keep going down though Chin Even the See the comic book Image Yeah

That's how they portrayed In the comic She doesn't look like that Bitch a book So I think that's what the show did Is they I may not remember The comic book

By the way You think you lied about that I remember a comic book Like They wish she looked like that She wolf of the S-S look at her with her shirt open

they wish well that that right there that comic book if you're a young man that gives certain men a fetish right they see it at a certain time in their sexual development now they're like oh man Ed Gein was jacking off to it dude that's it that's it then he started having

sex with dead corpse oh man what they do what human beings do to people wild they just oh there she is let's see her there trial of the car let me see her it up there.

Which one? Yeah. Right there, yeah. Nice, sweet faces. That one on the right looks like a real bitch. Well, you know,

yeah, that's, look at her eye. That's not somebody who people are that. I just know was attractive back then? I mean, remember,

they didn't have any kind of plastic surgery, really that much makeup. They didn't have anything going on. Yeah, but they were still hot girls from back in the day. You know,

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dude did you i know you didn't you didn't see otani's game four performance no i heard it was it bothers me i heard it was the greatest it bothers me that people missed it because you know how we talk about michael jordan yes and even if you're not a jordan fan but when you saw him do certain things like oh my god there will never be another one otani i was you know it made my night dude this should make you emotional play that chin this is so insane so he's the starting pitcher he's been and I remember I call this when Mike was on him was like

before you play it I'm like Otani's about to have a night he's going to go off because he was one for 25 he did good in the series before can you make a bigger fin chin no once you guys are done but he was one for 25 everyone's hating on him all we overpaid

all this stuff and he's starting pitcher he goes out there as a pitcher and they're fucking good right he strikes out three strikes them all out he's the first at bat. You're like, man, dude's one for 25. Yeah. First pitch. Let me watch. First pitch, buddy.

Play this, Jen. Well, you, yeah, so go ahead. Game to this season. Totti's first out in the NLCS. Take hold strike three. Otty. See that? All three of those guys are all stars, by the way. Keep going. Rush is off.

Doesn't go in the dugout, take your shit off. Put his gloves on. First pitch. Boom! Buddy, he did it three times that game. Here's a second. Here's a second. Shaw and Tony

One All that I've been over the roofs First three games They didn't show us third home run Three home runs Sir Three Every time we got up to bat

It was home run So in that inning he hit two home runs No man Are you in the game He hit three homes I'm saying in that inning He hit No

that inning you get one and then next batten up next at like two endings later you hit one two nings later you hit one god damn insane they're saying it's the best performance ever in MLB well it's so crazy to watch a guy go from pitching to hit it now this one I think that there's only going to be one of once in a fucking generational talent but I do think what happens is because you know like Bryce Harper was an amazing pitcher in high school. But somewhere along the line, they go, you're super gift at hitting. Like, let's focus on this. So I think that this might open up the doorway where guys are like, hold on, dude. You see what Otani does? I can do, you can do both now. Why not? Yeah. Because

like Cags who came from University of Florida, he's their ace pitcher, big boy, like 6-5-240, left-handed hitter. He was a great pitcher, but he gets to the majors, now they just have him hitting. But I think now people go, well, hold on here. Yeah. Now I don't. Now, I don't, don't know if because mentally and everything physically that's a mental thing too he's so he's so fucking solid mental but this what i don't like is like like when someone an actor dies an athlete dies they get their flowers that but jordan like now like we talked to him this the high street guard when he's playing a lot of people new but it's like it you're you're literally missing missing the best to ever do it to be they talk about babe ruth all shit he he's

better than him right now facing better competition he is he's history yes and you're missing it he's he's whether whether you hate the dodgers and i get all the hate and their salary cap all that shit and then they're high paid players get a get away from all that if you just like the game of life the game of sports and pure excellence you want to see somebody who's the best excellence at the highest level do you think in pitching and batting is this god given to what degree is it culture both yeah perfect perfect storm is the perfect storm is the perfect storm yeah of being consistent as because i'm pretty sure like japanese discipline

yeah and i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure to compare him to babe ruth but i'm pretty sure babe ruth wasn't doing both at the same time he pitched for a time and then he hit for a time so but not he wasn't striking three out and then going to bat and hidden home runs so for me see double check that chin yeah but then also here's what's interesting they had a scout i should have sent the clip chin they had a scout where this guy he was an american player and It was when Otani was, like, in his teenage years. And he was, you know, fucking crushing it, crushing it. And this American player goes, dude, you guys need eyes on this Otani kid.

And the scout goes, we've been watching him since he was nine. Since he was nine. Since he was nine. Like, we're aware of him since he was nine. You're put on the earth sometimes to do one thing. Like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant were put on the earth to play baseball. This guy was put on the earth to play, I mean, I'm sorry, basketball. This guy was put on the earth to play baseball.

I'm always there are a couple things I would look at like the most impressive thing to me is mindset and how he deals with the pressure and delivers it's a little bit like when I watch boxing now I look at defense just as much as I look at offense so I was a little bit wrong so yes Babe Ruth hit and pitched in the same game multiple times especially during the Red Sox career

as you know people remember as a Yankee but he started with the Red Sox you even had a game in the 1930s where he pitched a complete game which is crazy and then hit a home run So one home run. A little bit different, too. A little bit different competition, a little bit different to everything.

It was all white guys. Yeah. No Cubans, no Dominicans. A lot of things here, right? I'm just saying. But still, I mean, it can only be... No Japanese. It wasn't a worldwide sport.

Yeah, but still, it's still a monster. Sure. But that Otani stuff, even if you don't like the Dodgers, you just, you have to tune into it because you're never going to see that dominance again. You might. Maybe a young kid comes along in your lifetime.

chances aren't good well when the bar set it's set but that that's it's not just physical that's a mental thing you got to have everything it's like it's like missing out when connor had his run i'm like oh you guys missed out i don't even like fighting dude got it has to when he fought eddie alvres you miss one of the best athletic performances of all time when pele when pelle did his kick when he did that you ever see pele do yeah no one had ever done that yeah and there's something in sports called glory and like I'm not even being dramatic there's something called glory and when you watch otani when you watch pele when you watch michael jordan when you watch uh connor mcgregor in his prime in his prime you know what it was glorious and glorious is like that thing that kind of like where you feel

like everything is right in the world in that moment you feel like this is the most beautiful moment in the world like all the shit and everything else but we watch it for true drama because you know what makes you do it actually makes you cheer and it makes you cry yeah it takes you through the spectrum of emotions man and and you realize that that when human beings really try under favorable circumstances they can be they can be all inspiring it's crazy they can just drop your jaw and be all inspiring crazy it was so cool and i think that when you watch your children you know and you see how good they are and they're getting better there's part of it is that you're watching them get closer to that you're watching them hit that mark um one of the things i heard jordan

peterson talk about with sports is that you're watching someone hit the mark perfectly which is so difficult to do hitting a ball hitting a home run so hard whatever it might be hitting a basket there is a there's a moral quality to it and the moral quality is i'm gonna i'm gonna practice really hard. I'm going to sacrifice. And I'm going to do everything in the right. And then if I'm going to be courageous, I'm going to have games, I'm going to do all things. I'm going to use every part of my body. And I'm going to make this effort. And it's going to hit that point. It's going to hit the perfect spot. And there is a moral, there's a moral clarity to that where you just go, man, I wish the world was that way. Right. Yep. And that's beautiful. It takes you a special time.

That's why that music and everything goes to go. Dude, they put that music to anything. It's from the money ball movie. That music to anything is awesome. So great. It's so great. well like tiger he struggled this this uh weekend you know it's not all fucking rainbows and home runs has to be struggle he struggled but so we usually get ice cream or we do something after and we got done late and he go he struggled a little bit and we like he tell he's a little down they lost you know and he's like ah man no ice cream huh dad i go why when we get ice cream he's like i didn't play well i'm like buddy you get ice cream you just don't get ice cream when you hit home runs dude like you did your best dude it's all good i say it's a good thing he was really

Oh, fuck, yeah, this is cool. We got work to do, dude. We got work to do. My son was playing golf. He's really love. Real quick, I go, we got work to do. I said, you don't want to be the best nine-year-old. Yeah.

It doesn't pan out for those kids. We want you to struggle. And what I'm more concerned about is growth, dude. Like, having work is good, dude. You're not going to have it all figured out. And one of the things that you also learn from that is my son loves golf now. He's playing golf, and he's getting mad because he's not hitting the ball well. And I said, hey, hey, hey, you don't play enough golf to be mad.

Oh, no, no. Like, you're not allowed to be mad. Golf, that's disrespectful to the game. You can be mad if you get mad if put in the work. There you go. That's different. But any game, any game, whether it's jiu-jitsu, golf, tennis, whatever it might be. I don't care of piano, it requires daily attendance, practice on a high level.

You're not allowed to start playing 15 minutes ago and be mad. No, no. What are you doing? No, no. What are you doing? No. There's no such thing as somebody who starts Jiu-Jitsu. You're a great athlete.

You're the best athlete in the NFL. You start Jiu-Zitsu, and in a month later, you're getting tied up in a little ball. I don't give a fuck who you are. For the next four years. No matter what. No matter what. Yeah. And that's, I love that about life.

Anybody who's young read the book of Five Rings. I remember Rogan, when he was 30, gave the book to me. And it's by Mium Mutu Masashi, who was a samurai. and it's about practice and it's about how the universe works and it's an amazing book about and this guy lived on a life and death thing with a sword but it's a beautiful thing

about strategy tactics philosophy and about how to live your life and I think it was probably the most influential book for Rogan at least damn wrote in 1645 and it's all about how you can if you get really good at one thing you'll learn everything in life

right like if you get really good if you master one thing, everything else will make sense. Yeah, because you develop a work ethic, which is going to work for everything. Learn how to learn, all that stuff. Failure. Yeah, an amazing book. All right, what do you got, Jen? I got a question for you guys.

Did you guys compete in, like, sports and stuff when you're growing up and get first place? Yeah. Which ones? Judo and wrestling. Oh, nice. But I mean, you know, even, and again, it was high school, but you see, when I was young, that judo was the first time I won a tournament I remember

when I was in, and it wasn't like a big thing, but my teacher, my coach was an Olympic medalist actually, a goal medalist in Japan heavyweight. And it was the first time I realized I was kind of good at something.

Yeah. Like I could, I could roll, I don't know, I was kind of coordinated. It was first time I was like, oh shit, I can kind of do this. That's why I chose to be a wrestler

in high school in when I came to the States. But when you're young and you're competing, it's terrifying. Like I was, I tried my best. like that was the first time I like really did and I and I did all right for somebody of course I was fighting guys my weight class and all that but that's that's a seminal moment for a young man because it doesn't matter you're competing against what you're competing with yeah did you chin yes I did but mine's obviously music so I competed in a heavy metal band when I was in like like Battle of the bands by Battle of bands kind of thing so we got first place and then I then I got into singing R&B then we want to

in first place, like years later for seeing. Also, when I was 19, 20, I won the Taekwondo National Championships, which, you know, in Iowa, it is what it is. I remember, I remember when I woke up to when I went to bed, I was so concentrating on everything being perfect, and it worked out. You know, I actually got first place. Yeah. So, yeah, it's definitely, when you're a little kid, it changes your life.

Anytime you win anything, especially when you're young. Yeah. You're like, because it's so hard. Like, it's just hard. You realize how much your hard work and dedication actually makes it different. Yeah, especially if you're not necessarily, you know, some kids are just naturally gifted. They're going to go on to play. That's true as well.

But if you're a regular guy and you do well in high school or something, it's hard. Yeah. Yeah. I knew a kid that he. But so stand up. Like, when the first time you make people laugh or when you get your first TV show or whatever it is. Like, that shit's a bit, like, you're like, fuck, man, you know. That's incredible, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. never goes away but how about this story why do you ask me what if chin no that question in general which question just about about um you know you're saying like have whoever ever competed and stuff i didn't ask that oh i asked like have you guys not uncompeted but just actually got first place because i mean i won i want a shitload of underground to the death fight matches that i can't talk about. My entire life, Jen. You? Yeah. Sports? The first place. You guys want, like, first places. Yeah. That's a kid. Yeah. That's great. But, yeah. Because I've seen people that,

what? No. It's what you do. Like, an athlete, it's what you, it's just what you do. The problem is that what you're doing is you're competing against, like, all the people that go on to be pros. It's just it's all. It depends what you want. Yeah. It depends what you want. That was your job. It's Tiger's job. Yeah. It's bossy's job. It depends. what you want yeah you know well it depends on what you're supposed to do no no it no it depends how bad you want it you know well because there's there's there's some kids there they're there for a good time if they win great if not it's not the end of the world they're gonna you know go to the fucking jump castle after you know so just there's some kids that it's

just they just take it more serious than they put in work and it's expect they win it's expected you know yeah and those kids keep going you know robert what's the name robert costa costa great comic he's on the daily show i can't believe oh yeah i love him fuck i'm forgetting his name his his leonardo caprio jokes fucking hilarious i love him and i'm how am i forgetting his name i'm getting old costa is it rob costa is it rob costa michael costa mike i'm sorry i'm such a dick love mike he's great

and and mike was he was number thousand his top tennis player number thousand tennis player and i said what what he goes dude i competing against the russians and serbs where that's their life where they have to make it where that's all that matters where they play constantly you're not going to do that as an american i had options he had options it's like a whole different thing but he's awesome funny dude all right let's go all yeah so this is um there's wait jane was there a point in your athletic career like fuck it athletic yeah i didn't do athletic but you'd be like are you never even i told you like they want to be they want i know but that was high school

Yeah. But so before then you didn't do athletics? I've always, I was in band. So that's, that was my path. Yeah. I learned how to play, here's the story. So I learned how to play clarinet, right? Because I just, when I first saw a clarinet, I'm like, that looks so complicated. I want to learn it.

So I remember I got to the point, you guys are going to be bored about this. Its first chair is the number one player. Yeah. You know that's like the starters is the first chair. That's what everyone wants. So I did clarinet so well that I was like second chair, third chair, but then we had this like, huge thing. We're battling for first chair. And I did it better than anyone else. And everyone in the class knew it. They're all just cheering. But the, um, I forgot what they call them. But the,

you know what, the head guy. The composer? The composer. Conductor. Conductor. He's like, no, you're still going to be second chair out. And everyone's like, freaking out why. Is it because you were Asian? No. He could tell I wasn't reading the music. He could tell I was just going off of, you know, I literally just go off to sound. He didn't learn how to read music. Yeah. No, I'd learn heard to a certain extent, but I'm like, I know how to play this without going through all the things. So I just, I played it. Oh, wow. So I should have got for a sure, but he's like, no, you need it to, you need it to actually. Especially because you're playing with an orchestra, so you have to kind of be on time. He's just, that's his thing. I think he should have been second chair. I

agree with him. Yeah, you're trying to freestyle it. Yeah, I don't like that. Don't be freestyling on my fucking. But with the same thing, I remember this dude, his group, they practice like crazy. And I feel like I practice a lot too. But yeah, it's that one thing where you say like some people just are more naturally. You know what I think is amazing is conductors can can like listen to a whole symphony. And they go, who's out of tune? The second, the second violin's out. Yeah. So Barbara Streisand would apparently came in and she was listening to the song.

She goes, get rid of the second horn. He's not good. She knew her shit. She knew her shit like that. They were like, what? Yeah. It's like the second horn doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, you know. I don't know if that's true, but I heard that story. It's pretty wild. And then then some kid like my, I remember my brother, I think fresh. year he's just like fuck this like he's too much work for what

football like sports he's like fuck it oh yeah Jay doesn't have that temperate but there's certain guys there's you know I think it's like 75% of kids stop playing baseball or like competitive sports at like 13 because that's when it gets serious well it's when it gets really serious and it's like all right I'm going to go down

this road and go to high school and college a lot of kids just like did you did you watch the Giants Broncos game I said that a lot yeah dude I think about that like when you're a kicker in the NFL, and everything is depending on you. Even if it's a 39-yard field goal, it's like, fuck, don't miss it, please. Fucking kickers, man.

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Yeah. So this is a place called, what the, It's in Houston. Yeah, but it's called the white-old. They found 16 bodies. 16 bodies in the same area. But it's mostly homeless people, to which I say. I think a lot of people have died of like natural causes.

There are some homeless people, but there's also some, who knows, drug addicts and all this other stuff. But it is kind of weird that they're all in that same area. And within the, I think, a matter of a couple months, they found all these bodies. But was this the same thing going on in Austin? But they were going like a bunch of gay dudes. They got drunk died. behind a bar.

What they found was it was actually a lot of homeless people. No, not in Austin. Austin wasn't homeless. Yeah, no, Lady Bird Lake. Yeah, there's a lot of homeless. Are you sure? I know.

Look that up, Jen. No, I did. I did. So a lot of homeless are dying in Houston by the water and a lot of homeless are dying in Austin? Yeah, but over a long period of time. So yes, this is going to happen.

Why are they dying in water? Because they get drunk. They fall, pass out. They fall. They get in the water. They try to, you know, they just drown. Rumors of Austin, a serial killer, the rainy street

Ripper. Yeah, there's no connection. 189 drowning cases. A lot A lot of people drown. Often linked to alcohol consumption, nightlife, heavy area, along with suicide, drug overdoses, natural causes. Yep, yeah.

The primary cause of death, and majority deaths are accidental drowning suicides, drug overdose, natural causes. Only one case in Lady Bird Lake area has been ruled a murder. Okay. Yeah. But people want to believe it's a serial killer. Yeah. It's more yeah sexy the rumors were amplified by social media yeah because that doesn't make it fun does it

if they're just accidentally drowning right what the hell so there's no murderer in houston or austin what is this in yogurt shop murder this is awful so that's a real thing awful man had a major breakthrough whoa A serial killer is a perpetrator. Four teenage girls. Jesus. Were found murdered in the shop in 1991. Fans DNA testing authorities in the time announced a serial killer Robert Eugene Brashe was the perpetrator.

And damn, they just solved this case, 2025. That's terrible. It was so awful. These girls were just, you know, horribly murdered in the shop. But he just came up and shot him? Find out how he killed him. I think he used a knife. he was awful some bad shit

just yeah just type in yogurt shop murder they found it a serial killer some psycho they say how they died it's an HBO doc

one shot that does shot in this department wait shot in the head each girl was shot in the back of the head with the 22 oh my god 13 years old all but one was sexually assaulted the girls found up tied and gagged Jesus man well they caught him but he's already dead That's terrible What a scumbag All right

What else you got chin That's terrible Let me see what he looked like Oh good Good Good idea Just some psycho Killed himself

Look at him there Look at his hair What a fucking loser Ech He has that look He has that Murderer look yeah you never know what they're like

yeah just a bad guy alright moving up I don't do we cover this last week I forgot if we did no okay so yeah California passed a controversial new loss speeding tickets will now be based on your income that's so gross

it's so stupid that means a miller could pay up to $5,000 for the same offense that could cost an average worker $200 that's such supporters call it fair no shit your supporter that is so fucking ridiculous so do i just get a speed for free if i'm out of a job like if they're like hey man what you're and how they can approve your income i guess taxes that's constitution if i'm like that's going to be constitutionally challenged right they're not going to that's not a law that was introduced

yes that's not a law so a lot of bullshit laws are introduced to the floor to the house because they're because you got communists and socialists who are so dumb Because what happens if I'm out of a job? They just passed it. Yeah, so it says it's passed. Hold on. That's got to be challenged. This is California has not passed a single country law about speeding takes for all drivers.

Yeah. Uh, never mind. You can't, you can't pull that off. That's bullshit. So it hasn't been passed. That would be crazy. What's this, Chad? This is an umpire at a kid's game, and it looks like a coach or a dad came by to a

complain about something you remember like when you run up to the um just to say you know it sucks or whatever yeah they threw me out but then this guy goes a little too far you'll see here oh no that's a coach yeah he's talking to a coach right there oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh shit Oh hell to the No Well that's a

Yeah he's screwed This um Now usually still I've never seen an ump strike first Usually it's a coach or a parent strike in the um Dude this weekend This um for whatever we just had an out for us Went called balk in all this stuff the night before

Saturday it was a bases were loaded is a force out at second the kid steps on plate he goes nope safe didn't see it you tell you just fucking it's over parents are so upset when the dads gets thrown out and I'm like what do you do like what can you really do there's not much game right it's not much you can do it's like a bad PI call in football that costs you the game yeah there's like there's not much you can do it's so frustrating yeah but I've seen that a bunch this season in football with a guy it's like that's not a past interference call but it's the that's part of the game

it's like bad calls a part of the game I've never seen the ump tee off on somebody though usually it's a dad or a coach who's frustrated you know that ump was like fuck it we're seeing a snippet I wonder if this had been going on the whole game right well no because it was going on the whole game he was like fighting

no I'm saying maybe the coach was just in his face constantly it's like you know I'm done with this shit it's weird and he got in his face but it didn't look like see how he's walking up to him he's threatened him but this makes me feel like he's done well no i'll tell you what's happening i bet that coach was talking like riding him all game and finally he's like you know what yeah but you can't do that that doesn't no i'm saying though this doesn't just fight this is the coach riding him all game watch he's in his face look at him

see that he's done he's done listen you little shit don't fucking point at my face like that he had it. He'd had it. Because that guy got in like that in his face like that, probably touched his nose. He was like, you know what? Gack. Never working again. Kind of appropriate. Never working again. No? No. No, you're done. You can't fight coaches. If you go back again, I'm a lawyer. Watch this. Let's go back. Let's just study the, let me see. You're saying he, well, this was aggressive. Let me, let's take a look at it. It's an aggressive movement, but. Right. He went like that and he came out of him. He stepped forward. This is a, he attacked him. It's a big hump, too. Big hump.

But watch. Does he touch him? Little guy coming up. I think he touches you. Watch this. It's close then. He says something though. He's got to fuck you up.

He doesn't touch him. You're fucked. Oh, his hand went down. Yeah, you're fucked. Hand went down. Hand went down. Then push, left hook, kick to the face. You're screwed.

There you go. Hey, go. He's fine. He's fine. Bring him down. Bring him down. Bring him down. Now, hopefully that dad doesn't have a kid on the team.

because, like, dad, you get beat up by the ref, man. You get beat up by the hump? It's a little, that's, you know, kind of, I think it's kind of exciting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got hit. Yeah, it's ghetto. Can't have that. Always amazes me how many people don't know how to throw a punch.

Thank God. Okay, so Ricky had, and we talked about him dying recently, and then, so this is. I think we know why. Yeah, so it is like we guessed suicide. I don't know why. Oh, suicide. Oh, suicide. side, yeah.

Hanging. Oh, wow. That's terrible. I had a friend who was a boxer who suffers from this kind of like After?

Huh? Afterwards? After like leaving the sport. Yeah, head trauma. Weird stuff can do stuff to people. And just not doing anything afterwards. There's a ton of reasons. I think a lot of it has to, yeah.

This also happened. Did you know, at all I didn't terrible so Duke rufus passed away as well he was the he was a fighter of legendary kickbox his brother was oh yeah I mean he was good too but his brother was legendary like best North American kickboxer ever and so do we know why he died in his sleep yeah that's all I hurt too just died peaceful sleep might have had a heart thing that's terrible he's such a good dude all right tell me what you guys think of this video here. It says

an Asian woman was arrested for chasing down and subduing a thief who stole her father's phone. So I'll show you right here. Look at how the cops handle it pretty much is what I'm saying. You shouldn't take matters into your own hands. I understand

she was going to leave, but she could have just maybe followed her and not got on top of her. This woman hinded the thief to the ground and subdued him. However, when the police arrived at the scene, they directly arrested. She's kind of hot. right that's fine if they escape they escape but that doesn't make it okay for you to trap somebody and not let them leave okay so your daughter's in the wrong that's stupid so so chin so that lady that she held down took her dad's phone tried stealing and she held

her down until the cops came yeah she said that a thief had stolen her father's mobile phone I like her yeah yeah she's spicy you can tell she has some fire to her yeah I bet she's a real Tomcat Tomcat dude real Tom cat cat let her fucking go look at her hair hey bro on the ground

hey cop at this moment the cops are a little you know you guys are being kind of shitty right now they get figured out yeah that's just okay good

you guys are on the same page yeah that's ridiculous yes but also the cops are right because what they'll tell you is if somebody steals your property you're actually not allowed to do physical harm

oh fuck off no yeah yeah within the soft world we live in Yeah, yeah, fuck off. I know, but it's the law. Yeah, yeah, but it's a pussy law. What would you do, Brian? If you take my phone, I'm going to fuck you up to. I fought underground and won a lot of tournaments.

But also, that lady was even hurting her shoes, holding her down till the cops arrive so she couldn't escape. I'm friends with the MMA fighters, so. So speak, tell me what you're doing in this situation. This is more towards Brendan, too, because you have fancy cars, but check this out. Do I? Yeah. Or you used to have, like, supercars.

Today's effective efficient, and I'm not 100% positive why this guy is taking video of this dude's McLaren. That's what it looks like to me is, you know, some kind of a supercar. While he's getting into the car, it looks like maybe they're going to have a little bit of an argument about maybe that guy is parked in front of a red curb. I'm not positive of that, or he just thinks it's a cool car and he wants to get some selfies with it. But we do have audio of the people, you know, from across the street who are filming this. So let's listen in. It doesn't happen. Get in, it's your Uber.

He said, I'm your Uber. Oh, no, no, no, you can't sit on the car. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's kind of appropriate. Yeah, you can't sit on my fucking car. He doesn't need a key punch. I think that guy deserves to get the shit beat up.

Yeah. He doesn't need all this, though. I mean, he kind of does, though. No, people are assholes. That guy's an asshole. One punch for sure. But people are assholes. Fuck you for doing that.

Yeah, you can't sit on the trunk. I would never do that. I'd expect to get beat up like that. Yeah. That guy's never got, he's never had his ass kick. Yeah, at least a good slap. One punch would have done it, though. He should have known by that.

You need a couple smacks. Come on. But I mean, the thing is a dick. If that's you, I would do the same thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah.

I don't know if I'd grab him and throw him. I don't know if I'd promise. That guy, that whole situation cost that guy at least 100 grand. What just happened? The guy beating the guy's ass? I don't know because, uh, him violating his property. You're probably talking about a, $400,000 car if he dented the hood.

You're not allowed to do that. Yeah. That's what they said in this. In the law, you're not allowed to. He could be taking a baseball bat to your car. You're not allowed to punch him. Do you know that? He could literally be taking a baseball bag.

At that point, I don't care about the law. You know, it's such a pussy thing, but you'll go to jail. Oh, no. And you'll pay $200 rent. Yeah, but what are you just going to let him beat you to show your car? When I bought a gun, the guy says you need to know a couple things. If a guy's beating your dog with a baseball bat, it's your property. They told you that in California.

Anywhere in the country. No, not. Anyway. It's way more strict than California. If they're on your property and they have a bat, I'm going to say he was coming for me and I'm going to shoot him in the fucking face. But, yeah. But that was good. That made me feel good.

Yeah. Yeah, I was happy when I saw that. Fuck you. I don't get why people don't start go fund me. Even though he's obviously bawling with that McLaren, I think he's a 720. They should start go fund me for them. that guy for doing the right thing i agree if he's getting you know if he gets fine to shit ton or it has to go to jail for it which is very possible um we can get to this later this one was shocking

to me so this well pretty shocking this is a old footage that started to resurface demi more at some meeting with some castmates and she's kissing this kid that poor kid she's super hot oh demi more still hot dude is this birthday or something I saw this She was a little maniac when she was young Probably again a real Tom cat Baba

Yeah It's his birthday She's young on my kiss It looks like it's a big Okay one more time Back then it was It was Back then it was

it was like your first kiss that poor kiss. Hopefully he's okay yeah he gets a kiss like this beautiful Demi Moore especially back then dude you're talking top five now he's getting a little too handy but this guy's Tony Larry or Gary

yeah we were just different back then we were just a lot more lax about weird shit does she go in again i thought she did it more but she's she was a for a boy that age to kiss a woman like that it's like well at my age it'd be awesome dude that kid that that made that kid's life that there's a video of him kissing demi more and fucking climb and tell you story tell you story about top five but remember when the movie platoon came out no yeah But I was 19, I think, and I was in L.A. And she was there, and Demi Moore was there. That was kind of cute at 19.

And we had a little kind of a looky look at each other. And then I sat next to her during the movie. And my girlfriend was like, you know, I was Demi Moore. I said, you know, she was looking at you, right? Oh, snap. I was like, I do. Now, I don't know, but there was a little something there. I sat next to her and she didn't say a fucking word to me but the point is I did sit next to her

but I remember her being like her eyes I remember looking at her going because I'd seen her in movies I was like look at her as I was like and I also it was like big deal it was like a movie star like right there and I was like damn she's beautiful hmm fuck sounds like your girl was a real cock block that night my girl was every bit is hot who knows what my girl was my girl was she had a house in Malibu she was I was 19 she was so hot but demi more bud no no prime in the 70s my girl my my 19 year old girlfriend cecy was so hot but demi more hot dude in her prime i put her right up against that demi more and she knew it too oh she was in it i would even say demi more was probably looking at me

because she felt competitive with her because my girl was jessica rabbit oh wow Jessica Rabbit. Oh, wow. And you're, in your, and you're, I was 19. I was stick thin with a big old dick. And when I tell you, you're Roger Rabbit.

Roger Rabbit. That's when you're having sex like all day. Like a bat rabbit. I was a fucking rabbit. Yeah. Just, I had nothing to offer. Just a cummish.

Just a, just a fucking comm machine. My energy and my big old dog. Just a stick of cum. I looked like the letter L. I was just a stick with a dick. A stick of come. But boy, oh, boy, did I put it out.

You used it. I put it down. What's this, Jen? Wait, just have to ask this question. What's, you said you did it all day. What's the average time you have sex? She was so hot, dude. I'd see her naked.

She had this giant test. She was a playboy bunny. She looked like a playboy bunny. Like, when you're a young man and you have a woman who is built like a fucking Ferrari, well, I'm talking about the nicest, but like. You want to drive it all the time. I know, but you can't. literally like like find any any the hottest playboy girl you've ever seen with the with real breasts

not fake at 19 that's what I was and I was that she was a woman and I was a boy and I put it down sir we're talking an hour or what you're talking all day chin because what happens is you go how to fuck it's a full-time gig you're just like this and you don't go down when you're young like that you just keep it up you've you've been there yeah you know what I mean you're just like This is, you feel like, like the fact that I got to experience that. It feels like anything's possible. Anything's possible. And she had a house, her parents had a house on the beach in Malibu.

Wow. Rich parents, too. She had it all. Oh, bro. And I would just, and we would just, and they had our, this, this, I can't get it. And you didn't need a ton of food either. Like, fuck eating. No, bro.

You don't need food. What? Maybe one meal a day. Oh, God, I remember. And she'd be like that perfume. And you, it was just like, it was insane. It was like stepping into a fantasy. it was like going oh there's the hottest girl that's the playmate play that's the

play that's the play that's the play that's the play that's the play that's the point at 19 and you peek at 19 it's never gonna now if someone told you it's all downhill for man always is I went so worth it so worth I don't give a fuck so worth it now I dated some I was married too and dated I mean I've done you know we've had I've been a lucky man but but but never more lucky than you're 19 yeah and you're like this is what the fuck is this is this It's just a cum stick. It's the greatest thing. There's nothing that competes with that.

Rogan had a joke about that. He was in a fucking F-15 fighting G-forces. It's like the most incredible thing. He goes, Pussy's better. Mike Tyson, if God invented something better than pussy, he's keeping it to himself. How about Charlie Sheen? How about Charlie Sheen? He's fucked because he's getting his dick sucked by a 10.

While doing crack. He said, I was smoking crack cocaine. I was getting a blowjob, and there ain't nothing better. It's all downhill for the air. All downhill. And he also experimented, would you see other side of the sheets or something? Flip the menu.

Well, he decided to have sex with guys, right? This football coaches, or this baseball coach this weekend. The kids are making a mistake. Nobody hurt, turn the page. Super Texan. Nobody hurt, turn the page. Probably said it 1,000 times. Love that. Nobody hurt, turn the page.

Who is this guy? This is a piece of shit. He's a YouTube prank. You know the pranks things on YouTube they they're popular. I don't know why but so this guy would actually walk up to random people with a fucking syringe pretend he stabbed them but yeah but no he stabbed him but there's nothing in the syringe I'll show you some of this stuff how long is he I think up to six months which is ridiculous how is this funny Oh my god, dude.

I would fucking choke that guy. Dude, how did nobody beat the fuck out of him? his buddy film is a fucking idiot this guy's a complete piece of shit if he's down in America he'd be shot especially in Texas well he should be shot I think he should be shot for that damn in the neck

that's what a fuck what the fuck are you can I don't know so I never get fucked so how long is he been sentenced to it should be 10 years probably I think I read this was six months up to six months That's it?

Yeah something stupid like that He goes I had a very bad idea of performing these tricks I didn't think it could hurt people That was my mistake I thought of myself Not of others What a piece of shit You're so dumb He's got, hold on

Hold on He's got Myers prior convictions of assault and harassment or something Wow Let me close this Wait how long is he doing It's more than that go up go up Up Go on. Keep going. Keep going.

Go on. Keep going. Three years. Oh, no. Suspended six months? Oh, wait. Handed down a 12. So he got a year sentence. Years pretty good. Don't you think?

Wait, so with six months suspended, that means it's six months then, no? Six months is a three-year ban on carrying weapons. I think he should have been there for years, like not. I mean, a year in lockdown's pretty, you should learn your lesson. Was he jabbing them? Did he actually stick his needle? But there was nothing in it. Yeah.

Oh, wait. I could have sworn he did jab him, but it says right here showing him. He's also going to get sued. He's also going to get sued. Yeah. Oh, never mind. It's just pretending to jab. I thought he actually jabbed him.

that's yeah so empty syringes and pretending to jab despite syringes being as an idiot well at least they caught him what is why he's on YouTube yeah um hold on oh

this should be the last one so just it's just an infuriating video if you watch this it's two women walking a dog and then another another woman behind them with her bigger dog whoa I was trying to go after a little dog whoa oh shit oh shit fumble dude grab your dog lady what to do she's too much of a spaz just grab your fucking dog why is she keep falling she's because she's what kind of dog is that oh my god she's so unathletic it's frustrating she's oh i'm so sorry

what to do i'm so sorry yeah i've seen that it's so frustrating she went i'm so sorry it's frustrating she kept falling god damn oh it's just like that remember that time here you've seen that where she she she had responsibility just holding the camera and she kept falling in the sand yeah it's so fresh it's like you had one job and you just keep fucking falling you ever see that one no play that because it makes me laugh how do you describe it someone with the camera that keeps falling yeah meanwhile it's false gods guys on on youtube check it out check it out i'll be in vancouver right now right be house of comedy Vancouver in westminster november 13 14 and 15 uh yeah this is this is this is this the one

yeah it's out right now buddy are they getting oh i remember this shit and you this is not stage three thickums yeah that's the thing right as you get down on one knee oh this lady fucked it up watch watch Get your big ass up. Is he telling her they're going to the going corral? Get your shit together. You had one fucking job. You had one job.

Hey, how about the title? Title just says fat one keeps falling their proposal. This is the footage. Look at her video she got. Just eating shit. Oh, that's helpful. By the way, probably the greatest video ever. Then she gets it at the end.

She got it at the end. Uh, here you go. I tried my best. Ah, you had one job, you fucking. Yeah,

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