The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1151

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. What's up, pal? Buddy, it's been a while. You're looking a little tanner. You're looking a little tanner.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Oh, yeah. A little older, too. That's what Florida does to you, right? That's heaven's waiting. Well, it'll get you a little older. It'll suck the juice out of you. I read in a book that Malcolm Gladrow wrote that said, when you mention the words Florida, orange juice, and raisins,
Starting point is 00:00:29 people leave the room slower than they entered it because they think of old they think of old people's body really i leave faster and then i found out that that that's actually not true of course it's it's not it's course it's not so but uh has it's ups and downs it's you know it's like anywhere i like me some florida i don't worry about the water moxins and the large alligators but it's all good no you know what i mean it's all good baby i like there's a lot to like about florida you know there's a lot but there's is is christmas weird out there because you know it's like hotter and tropical so it doesn't feel very christmassy like you can't be listening to let it snow let it snow and you're in fucking jupiter florida that's true but everybody does and also it's like kind of fake
Starting point is 00:01:14 everybody has those blow up all those blow up like santa clauses and you know uh snowmen so in that sense i guess it's uh yeah i don't know the kids don't care all i care about is the kids they're just so psyched because they can play with their shit outside oh buddy you realize that at our age especially at your age but at both our ages you realize christmas is just not for us i got these sweat all i got was these sweats this this christmas and it's like there was their corduroy pants and my father-in-law goes oh wow those look comfy i started laughing and like holy fuck i'm old we're talking i got pants and because they're comfy oh i bought my wife something very nice and i bought my kids everything of course and i have four kids and i got i got in a wallet tracker yeah i got a you and i was happy to get it yeah i guess right
Starting point is 00:02:05 i was just like oh wow yeah i got the kids are stoked wallet tracking all right no you're not getting presents okay it's just not about me you know you buy the presents but i'll tell you this dude our neighborhood was like it's literally like pleasantville like all the kids are out good safe they're all out in the street playing with their new toys they all get together and then they do a neighborhood family competition there's a bunch of obstacle courses the winner gets this trophy literally every house competes it's it's insane dude we did relay races are you have are you in rough hollow is that we're yeah yeah that area is great because it's a community it's a gated community and then there's something about gating a community there's something about that when you gate it that people feel safer and they it brings them together. It becomes a community. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I'll buzz you in. If you come, I'll buzz you in. There's a good chance I might move out. It's too far out for me with all my travel. What is? Out here? Ralph Hollow. I looked out there.
Starting point is 00:03:07 I mean, it's, I looked at houses out there. It's 30, 40 minutes of the airport, but a little longer. 45? I mean, maybe if you're in traffic. Like we had dinner. But it's also 45 to the mothership, right? With no traffic, though. No, no, we were down.
Starting point is 00:03:21 the mother's trip last night because we went to a dinner dealer my dad's in town 34 minutes really yeah because there's you cannot put a price on that community thing where kids are riding their bikes and it's yeah i can't put a price on that yeah no i'm i'm good it might be the only way to live when you've got kids yeah it's the best the best they're right you know they're off to the eighth seventh or eighth like they're at their buddy's house right now usually they're dying to come to work with me they and they drove their four-wheelers to their buddy's house there you go yeah now tell me that's not Oh, yeah. There's just, and all the kids have their own shit, like, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:03:55 As opposed to where I'm at, which is a nice house and isolated as far. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. I do not. What I like about Florida is it's a community. Yeah. Community of mutants, right?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Because Florida. No. Oh, really? No, no. You love it. No, not at all. You're in a good area? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Well, Lex is down there, too. He loves it. Yeah. No, no. There's a lot of people that are fit down there. Yeah. Like the community, I mean, everybody's always, like, everybody's always, like, everybody's shape yeah not everybody yeah you're lying that's funny yeah I don't care man I've been
Starting point is 00:04:26 that in Florida you know the kids are in shape though kids dude you know I just said something and and in fact that obviously no no I look at people my age yeah or I'll look at people a lot of times and because I'm a fucking maniac you know and I'm people I'm like man that some people just decide you know what fuck I'm gonna let myself go but then on the other end of that spectrum like i'm not going to mention names of our friends and peak comics stuff like that who are like all of a sudden get in shape and they're in their 50s and they're and i'm all about pushing the health agenda and getting healthy but how long are we all going to pretend they're not using a glp1 how does nobody do does nobody do you think it's weird
Starting point is 00:05:15 amy schumer's been fat all her life and then at in mid 40s gets skinny do you think that's discipline or some of our buddies have been fat their entire lives and get skinny after the age of 50 do you think it's easier to gain muscle and lose fat at 50 that's it's it but it's kind of like when i was a kid i want to be arnold swart snager nobody's like hey dude he's running so much gear yeah you can drink all the whole milk you want don't you get a flat top but you're never going to have a fucking you know that guy's running so much gear i saw Stallone in demolition man i remember going damn the discipline that guy has to get that kind of body which a lot of them do but now when it comes to a weight loss it's like you're some discipline
Starting point is 00:06:03 and muscle gain yeah a lot of muscle gain but but some of the people that are you know preaching oh i wait i'm doing this i'm meeting this i'm like yeah do you want to mention the g lp ones though yeah like and it's actually a good thing because they're those glp ones are i mean i'll recommend If someone's super overweight, it's like, there is a way to do this, but you're 40, right? And if, and if, and if you had the discipline, you would have done it a long time ago. Do you know, you can take this shot and you just stop fucking, you shut your fat ass mouth and you stop eating. Yeah. So that's how the, so you can.
Starting point is 00:06:39 It affects the craving part of your everything. So, and you're just not hungry. So then it would take you probably six months to 12 months to really start seeing results and you got to be super disciplined. or take this fucking shot and what would take you a year you could probably get done in a month or two like why wouldn't you do it but these people are like yeah man
Starting point is 00:06:57 I'm so disciplined I'm like in my head I'm like well you're 50 you're on GLP ones yeah but it's better if they just tell people because it's not like they're influencing kids you know the effect of GLP ones has been incredible like the amount of weight loss
Starting point is 00:07:13 worldwide has resulted in people having to buy new clothing and it's resulted also in textile manufacturing. So people who make cloth for clothing, they make less of it now because people need smaller outfits. It's had that kind of an effect. I think it's great. And then obviously they'll put out the whole agenda.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And eating less food. Yeah. And they'll put out the whole agenda, you know, obviously the pharmaceuticals doesn't want it and the fitness doesn't want it, right? because we'll know our diet plan in keto or this. Well, the pharmaceutical is making a lot of money off. Yeah, they are.
Starting point is 00:07:53 But then there's also like the whole health board's like, well, you actually lose bone density. I'm like, no, that's not true. Well, you, so. So if you look at the study that they did, that's severely obese and they're using it for a long time. You can get to your ideal weight in a month or two. And there's also things you can take to counteract that. That's what they're leaving out. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:14 But there are people that what happens is if they stop, eating kind of all together and they're not lifting they're not doing a lot you can lose bone density and you can lose you if you're just me a fatty fatty and then get skinny and that just have all that loose skin and still not do anything well buddy yeah well yeah shit's gonna happen but if you but if you want to get your ideal weight you lose all this then you just i don't have a problem with it but these people out there now acting like they're on this health cake buddy come on tell them what you're doing well i'm always i've always been very naive to the amount of PEDs that are used in general.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Like, I was at spring training watching baseball players. Then I was with two baseball players who played minor league ball. And some of these guys were minor league, some of the major leagues. And I was talking about how big some of these Cuban guys are. And I was describing their muscles and how naturally muscular there are, which a lot of them are. And then both of them said, yeah, with all those PEDs, I go, the Cubans, the Dominicans? he goes yeah yeah which which you've always kind of i was i was shocked that kabib's camp got popped well seven of his fighters that's a lot that's a lot what did they get popped for
Starting point is 00:09:36 they're just really bad at doing it you know like clearly people are doing it they're just really bad at it yeah they're being busted left and right like get better at cheap eating dude yeah like there's a ton of camps doing it get better there's still there's still a lot going on of juiciness there i mean it's professional sports always yeah always always by the way when you're the mock chav one's kind of bullshit but oh EPO they're all doing EPO that's the most recent one pfo um just do better if you're gonna austereen what is austereens i think it's an EPO too i think it's a SARM yeah done a bunch of shit we don't need to go through it but it just get better are cheating. Oh, animalics there.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah. Oh, dude, you know you've always, without throwing you under the bus, you've always kind of quietly, very quietly said, listen. Oh, yeah. You know. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of stuff going. Yeah, I don't fuck with it. Dude, I went to a circuit of Americas.
Starting point is 00:10:32 You know where the F1 track is at? Yep. I went there for two days before Christmas, buddy. Because they, they, so they have the F1 race there, which is, I don't know, there may be twice year i don't know how it works and they have nascar there but they got to make money regular shit so they have a whole straight up goat cart track just running full time around the year for for civilians for civilians and then for christmas it's all decked out all the christos
Starting point is 00:10:58 me and the kids are dude we rented goat carts they had fucking smores they had all sorts of it was dope really don't must have loved it huh loved it did the boys get in the go car oh yeah oh yeah wow and so little kids can do it oh yeah Yep, they have the electric points for little kids and then for T who's able to do the gas. You know, these electric bikes are in the neighborhood in Florida I have. They are, these kids are gangs.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah. I mean, they're gangs. There's a bunch in our neighborhood, too. I bet. That's just, why wouldn't you though? A little dangerous. A little dangerous. Yeah, you got to let them fucking live.
Starting point is 00:11:31 You do. But then also, the one, so four-wheeler's, as long as your kids responsible, you're good. Bikes, they're good. The one I wouldn't let my kids do is the scooters, the electric scooters. that sends more kids of the ER than anything else
Starting point is 00:11:44 because the thing is boom like a fucking Jay crashed on one I've crashed a one like kids it's tough it's the scooters you gotta worry about that's right but the bikes are bikes
Starting point is 00:11:54 you're gonna fall on your bike now electric bikes if you're going 35 miles an hour it's not good no and kids will go 35 miles an hour but if it's down the road
Starting point is 00:12:01 it's like all right man you're all right you'll and be kids you know it's just it's cars and stuff but it's kids dude how about fucking tiger's a little gym rat now
Starting point is 00:12:09 right always asking me go to the gym I see some video goes. Yeah. And people like, oh, man, you're going to get him hurt. You're going to stun his growth. I'm like, Jesus Christ. You've been doing fourth grade, right? Literally. Oh, is it going to stun his growth? Your dad's 5-8. So, uh, I'll take it from here. So, uh, yeah, it's such bullshit. That's so obnoxious. Well, you just did. You just don't, you're, you're, your dad's 5-7. Doesn't matter what he does. So, but, uh, five, seven, I'll take it from here. I'll, I'll handle it from here.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Keep not lifting and enjoy that 5-7. But for T, we keep it. For him, it's all, I focus on grip strength. So I, dude, so I have him do farmers carry. I have him hold the 45-pound plate. And then I'll have him do pull-ups. But at the end of pull-ups, he has to hang for as long as you can. And I go, buddy, I just want, give me 20 seconds.
Starting point is 00:13:00 And then by the end of summer, we want you at a minute. He was, okay, dad. And I said, so let's go 20. Because he's heavy. I know. Guess how long he held his first fucking time? 57 seconds. I know, I'm like, that's why you have those big ass beer paws, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Because if you think about football, catching, wrestling, we need the grip. Baseball, we need the grip. So I just focus on grip with him in speed, footwork and grip. Boom. So we're not doing like fucking power cleans and snatches and shit. Obviously. We do bench, curls. He does leg press, lunges.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I think it's very good for kids. Oh, it's great. Weightlifting is, I would have done it way earlier. Oh, is it going to stun his growth? okay listen to your dad he's five eight so there were all those
Starting point is 00:13:45 those myths about your growth plates you know who made that up short people well um what it was you know who made that up people that don't work out it was when child labor when kids little kids were made to work in the field
Starting point is 00:13:58 and they had bad nutrition and they were lifting heavy stuff and they weren't eating they're probably small to begin with yeah yeah I mean I don't know about giving your kid peptides and have them do fucking power cleans
Starting point is 00:14:09 that might weightlifting is actually really good for your bones even for kids it actually build some density you've never had an injury pair that as far as I can tell was crazy yes it was a little dude he's a little gym rat
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Starting point is 00:15:04 I've been hearing about this So I've heard that there's, I've heard that something's going on. Dude, something's going on. Some gay is going on. What? Yeah, so one of the main characters. Oh, so we waited. So Christmas, I have the best Christmas in my life.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I build a kid to fort so they can do their thing over there. And then me, mother-in-law, fall in-law, Joanna, we sit down to watch Stranger Things volume two. It's my favorite show. I have the shirt. I wear the shirt while I'm watching it. Man. I fucking love this show. You're a little nerd, huh?
Starting point is 00:15:31 Yeah, I'm nerd for it, right? And we're going to binge watch all the episodes because the finessey nerd. the finale's on New Year's, right? So we're sitting there. Now, just so you know, so the upside down world, Vecna, the world is ending. Straight up, November 6th, we know Vecna's coming. The world's going to end. The world's on fire, Brian.
Starting point is 00:15:49 The world's on fire. For 20, good goddamn minutes. One of the kids, Will goes, oh, now's the time. I'm going to come out. I need everybody to know I'm gay. And he's, literally, the fucking world is on fire. he gathers the whole Avengers team of Netflix around all the strange thing kids around the parent hopper everybody go sit down there's something I have got to tell you he's like
Starting point is 00:16:16 I'm not like you guys starts crying he's like I'm not blah blah blah he comes out he's like I don't like girls I like boys and they're all like we love you and they're hugging I'm like the the world's on fire though will yeah no you're going to get to the butts and dicks if we saved the world. Otherwise, you ain't sucking no cock, buddy, if Vecna's successful. Can you imagine that we're going- Guys, we have to stop everything. The Titanic is going down. It'd be like this. It'd be like this. Let's say Russia declares war, China declares war, and they're going to drop a nuke. And it's, it's come, we know November 6th, that nuke's going to hit us. And that morning, I call you, Rogan, all our boys. I'm like, you guys got to meet up with me. And you're like,
Starting point is 00:16:57 oh my God, do you have a plan to figure this down? I'm like, that's something very important. And you're like you get here right you're like what's up man what's going on like i like cock guys you go what he dude dude dude dude this is at the time yeah you're making this about you hey well exactly just so you know buddy so just so you know let's get to work and then you can suck all the that's so americans and cock you want that's so our culture now it's so it's so netflix it's so overshare overshare so american so it's all about me but The only caveat I will give the Duffer, Duffy Brothers,
Starting point is 00:17:36 the ones who create it, since season one, they've tipped their hat, they've let you know that this kid likes dick. Oh, they've always kind of, oh, really? They've tipped their hat like,
Starting point is 00:17:45 he's gay, right? He's a little sugar in his tank. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Dude, I watch interview with the vampire. Sure. Anne Rice interview. Gay, buddy.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Gay, have you ever seen an interview that you know about it? I know the movie. It's the gayest vampires of, they, the first episode they're fucking each other in the butt and usually I'm like well it's too much but I know what I'm signing up for and it's a story of him and his gay lover
Starting point is 00:18:09 the entire two parts series I can't get enough of it but I know out the gate that it's gonna be gay and there's gonna be butt play yeah but on Netflix it's that you got Vecna you got the Demogordans buddy yeah this is not the time because we want to Vecna's trying to kill the world if that kid had good friends I went
Starting point is 00:18:26 literally we don't give a flying fuck do you have a solution You have a solution here? Because he has powers, right? Do you have a solution? Okay. Yeah, they just found that out. Do you have a solution to fucking...
Starting point is 00:18:37 Did you ever... You can suck off Vecna for all we care. Just fucking shut up and let's get to work. Did you ever see a movie called My Beautiful Laundrette? Sure the fuck have it. It's with an actor named Daniel Day Lewis. Oh, one of the greats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And if you watch the movie, it's these punk rock kids. Bring it up for a second. It's these punk rock kids. kids in England, you know, kind of a rough part of England, you know. And as you're watching it, halfway through the movie, halfway through the movie with no warning, it just goes, and he starts making out with a guy. And this is in the 80s, or like fucking, you know, we were all like, what? Yeah, too much. Hey, hey, what's going on here, bro? Hey, we're still like that. We're still, for the most part, we're still like that. A little bit. You know who else played very gay with Alfred
Starting point is 00:19:29 Marlina, Gary Olman, when he was in a movie where he'd just make it out with this guy. Yeah, but my thing is, is like, if Netflix wouldn't do it, there was a time maybe to do this earlier in the seasons, but the last, it's not the finale. It's the episodes before the finale. It's season five, it's so long, it just doesn't make a ton of sense. And especially when the world's on fucking fire, I would rather watch them fuck each other in the butt than make out. For every reason, the making out just gets me.
Starting point is 00:19:59 The making out makes me sick. Come on, dude, look. The butt play, I'm like, whatever. What if I went, what if, like, you and I were standing there? And I was like, I was like, I'm tired of this. And I just started making out with you. I wish you would it. On stage, last night, I know, I just, it told me, I go, I go, as a straight guy, like, my friend smelled good the other day.
Starting point is 00:20:20 And he did. He was wearing cologne. You got rock art? And it was actually my wife's uncle. And he smelled great. He has his cologne. But I can't say, I don't really. I don't know him well enough to be like,
Starting point is 00:20:30 you smell great. You know, you don't do that to anybody. And then the next thing I, it dawned on me with you, I go, my friend has a really nice mouth. I've known him for like 15 years and I've never told him that.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Were they like, they started laughing so hard. I'm like, it just dawned on me. He's got a really nice mouth and I've never told him. It's so gay. I can't be like your mouth.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Yeah, maybe hold that stuff in, huh? Yeah, you got to hold it down. Especially on Christmas, turkey time. Or do I? You know what I mean? I would.
Starting point is 00:20:59 around the thing you're gay yeah but maybe i am you know what i'm saying yeah i get it yeah the thing and i'm not homophobic i again i love interview with the vampire uh the last of us the gay episode is so well done i don't mind it fan of philadelphia uh i was rooting for the sisters in shawlshank redemption fucking andy frame the butt he's all that stuff yeah but this i'm like man and then my kids watch it so i tell him i can't watch episode whenever it is five You just, you got to pass, you just skip five. Also, you're missing nothing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:32 You're missing nothing. Nothing. You're missing fucking nothing. That's interesting, man. People are up in arms about it. And so two lowest rated episodes of all time. But still, I mean, everything's like 8.9, 9. Well, my little son, who's inseparable with my 14 year old, we had a little issue because I think my son saw my 14 year old scrolling and watching something disturbing.
Starting point is 00:21:55 porn? No, it was like some. horror thing like he's in that you too shit and he's all bunched up oh wow yeah once he's oh shit was he watching like fucking ice his videos some some doctor was being mean to an old man oh like hidden him yeah or something something scary yeah and he was like he's been he's been all bunched up about they can't shake it once that they can't shake it just gotta give him so my wife is flipping out eh you just got to play him like fucking you know yeah yippy or what the fuck it is yeah but he's like you have how about no fuck man bosty
Starting point is 00:22:27 he's with his he's with his buddies and the tiger has football practice i always bring bossy play with the boys and then they get done with practice and they can play and do what they want there's this kid and he's dark he's he's he's he's from uh his family's from africa dark dark dark and bosti i wasn't there the dad told me bossy comes up to him goes he's older he's like 11 you know bossy's six and bossy out nowhere goes hey you want to play i spy and the kid goes uh you know he's older And he's like, I guess. And he goes, okay, I spy something. He goes, think a little boss, he goes, I spy something black.
Starting point is 00:23:08 And the kid goes, uh, he's like looking around. He's like, uh, I don't know, man. What is? He goes, you? Kid goes, oh, wow. All right, man. Bossy, do you don't think anything of it just runs off? And the dad's like, hey, he calls me.
Starting point is 00:23:25 He goes, hey, because he's right up the street. He was, can I fact you ever say? He'll what's up? You're like, not a big deal. Not a big deal. But Bosti asked a friend there, the black kid, to play high spy. To play high spy. And then said, he spies something black and said it was him.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I was like, he's harmless, dude. I was like, was the kid offended? He's like, no, I'm like, they're good. Also. So I went up to Basi. I'm like, true. Hilarious. But also, maybe do it when you're playing the game.
Starting point is 00:23:51 It's a little racist. So you come out of the blue and just start with, hey, you want to play ice spy? Yeah. hilarious thing because you don't have a racist my little son when he was he was like about probably seven and there was a I was talking this car full of black people
Starting point is 00:24:05 and my son goes oh everybody's black and he ran away and I it was so awkward and I looked at I looked at them and I went because I was actually talking about
Starting point is 00:24:18 him about a pool business he was going to help me with a pool I looked at him out my son's racist I apologize and they didn't really laugh not really oh wow yeah it was weird that's hilarious because he was with family members i don't think any of them want to rely on all these blacks oh too many black people something like that he goes oh and he ran away i'm like i swear to god i've never i am not prejudiced even a little bit no neither was i never told you that story no it was so long i go but i wouldn't
Starting point is 00:24:47 have so i'm sorry my son's racist and were they like this they're like all right all right letter we never They just pulled They never came back Never came back That's fucking hilarious Fucking hilarious I was like oh no
Starting point is 00:25:00 That's hilarious I was like Finn You cannot You cannot get any seven He's like he's funny I'm like I know I'm like dude It's great
Starting point is 00:25:08 Usually the laugh at it You know My daughter when she was four Five I don't know She was so verbal And I'm getting coffee A blue bottle And there's a big woman
Starting point is 00:25:17 And my daughter just went Daddy she's fat Yeah kids don't give a fuck At all they don't give a flying fuck they're savages they're just savages they're just come from like yeah they're like oh she's fat oh wow look at her nose you're like wow buddy everyone can hear you what the fuck are you doing my my neighbor's father has a condition where his face is purple is it like yeah it's like the thick like yeah it's really
Starting point is 00:25:48 yeah it's all purple and uh my son was like ooh oh no no oh get away from me and kept hiding behind me thought it was a joke yeah you know he came and you're hurting his feelings he goes no no no he goes that happens all the time with kids oh fuck dude fucking terrible you're like man that's terrible can you can't wear a mask when you're on my kids though man so man do you mind wearing a mask such a nice guy too but it's yeah ain't that a bitch that's the way you're born yeah kids don't give a fuck dude did you see can we just talk for a second i don't know if you saw that that clinic and boxing between a guy named Andrew Tate
Starting point is 00:26:24 and you're just no way know the other guy's name who cares because he ain't a boxer elite level boxing that guy ain't a boxer no and Andrew Tate
Starting point is 00:26:35 if Andrew Tate gets in the ring with anybody and by the way Jake Paul would knock him out would beat him up yeah real quick knock him cold chase him more
Starting point is 00:26:45 this guy is a good looking guy but I don't know what the fuck he did yeah who cares about that right boxing's not for you your will off Netflix right now but um boxing is not for you bub well it's for neither of them but the thing either of them here's my thing with uh andrew tate like if you follow him and if he gives you a good message you get your life on track all good and that's his thing yeah but anyone like anyone that's in the the no when it comes of fighting
Starting point is 00:27:10 even he has that i i sk a whatever title if you watch his fights when he was winning and you look at his padded record like i expected this he he he's never been an elite fighter like striker no no so like it but if you look at his record it's super padded like super pat it has to be no it is so but if you watch it just just the fundamentals aren't there and it's all good least he fucking tried and did his thing but if you're expecting him to be like some world-class guy coming out of retirement it was like well no he was never world-class to begin with but also but you don't like that's their savior that was like i'm sorry but horrendous Like, okay, if you're going to box, like the first thing you learn is keep your chin down and you're throwing, his weight, his head was, he was throwing like this. His head was up and he was throwing like that. I couldn't believe it. I was like, well, he doesn't have a box at all. He's trash. He's terrible. Both of them. Both of them. It was the worst. It was so bad I couldn't watch it. I know. It's a problem. I don't know how many views they got, but kids are probably watching them. Like, oh, this is boxing. It is the worst. They are both not boxers. And,
Starting point is 00:28:19 if you pay me the right amount of money i would get i at my age would get in the yeah i really would put you against both i would 100% get in the ring with those guys i also said this about the jake we haven't seen any shows since jake paul fight i said i if you give me uh six months i could train brian callan to last longer than jake paul did if you gave me six months i could teach you the footwork that you will have the cardio you better have the fucking cardio just to avoid punches that's not hard to do so when people go oh man he lasted longer than Francis, like, but Francis fought him. There's a big difference.
Starting point is 00:28:53 And you can, you know, kudos to him for doing it and making all the money. Circle to us last. I'm all about it. Yeah. You circle away from his power hand. Yeah. You change directions. It's going to be very, if you don't engage, it's very tough to land those shots.
Starting point is 00:29:04 You can throw low jabs with your head off the center line. Sure. Or, or not. Like, if you give me six months, I promise you, we could go all eight rounds with jobs. It's very tough if a guy's not engaging and he has good cardio, you're going, you can run all. You can get on your bike. Now, people are going to boot. I don't get a fuck about that.
Starting point is 00:29:20 My challenge is, I promise you, I can get Brian Kellen to last longer than Jake Ball. The minute that close, you grab them. Because the only reason Jake got his jaw broken is because his cardio. Yeah. Which to me is a little alarming. It's like, you knew this was a game plan.
Starting point is 00:29:34 You had all this buildup, right? You had these camps, but you can't go, what was it, eight, three-minute rounds? Like, that should be, that should be the first thing we check off in camp. First thing. Well, the craziest thing was just deciding.
Starting point is 00:29:47 I couldn't believe he was serious. about fighting him i can especially especially if you're going to run around like that yeah i can now it would be fucking bonkers if he went oh no i'm going out on my shield i'm i'm literally going to stand the ring point down and trade blow for blows then it's like dude this boy's wild that's courage yeah but but he did though i will say he caught anthony twice with an overhand right he actually caught him twice yeah and and i think the idea was which is not easy to do i mean it's impressive. He caught him. And, you know, it would have been possible if that thing had landed flushed. Anybody can go out. That guy can hit. No? No. No. Why? Because you're talking about he has a
Starting point is 00:30:30 and Jake came in at 212 pounds, chubby, no abs, no, no definition. He's not 21212. He's really 190, 185-ish. That's what he is. Like when, when he, he, so the reason he had to put on so much weight, they can't get sanctioned. You can't have, you can't have a hundred, 180 verse 250 no one sanctioned so he had to get up to 212 just to get sanctioned he's only 212 i thought he was like 220 no he he put on a ton of weight let's see yes it's a 210 230 but he's fought as low as when you're right when when if he is 225 it's a no we can cut so much fat like if if if he was actually like a contender like going against real guys to 205, 202.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Not a chance. He's small, man. Short, yeah, short. He'd be like a 189. Like that's where his, cruiserweight. Yeah, cruiserweight. That's where his sweet spot would be at. That's right.
Starting point is 00:31:28 So when you're that light, you're not naturally that big. Yeah, he was 216. You're right. There's literally, there's no chance to knock. There's, sir, there's no, people get a puncher's chance. Yeah, if you catch him in a bar, you fucking, if you catch a guy randomly in a bar, anybody has a punch chance. When it's a professional fighter in the ring who's expecting to get him,
Starting point is 00:31:49 there's no puncher's chance why is that just because they can roll with it the senses are up he's he's wait even if you land it he's still yeah he's it's still still even though he might catch him you're still expecting it so he's still tense yes so you're not going to cat like you know it's there's no way for him to win there's literally impossible there's no way for him to win Joshua could stand there with his arms down he can hit up I think he's lucky he didn't get even more hurt and by the way that's getting hurt breaking your jaw in two places that sucks that sucks but you know he could have been flatlined really easily yeah Which is even worse, actually.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I just can't believe he wasn't in better shape. It's like, you, like, so the narrative for Jake Paul wasn't that he was going to fight. And I know the whole buildup is like, oh, I'm going to knock him out. That's just not true. And we all know that. But the way it was marketed was he's going to go toe to toe to toe with Anthony Joshua. No, it should have been marketed. He's going to see if he can last eight rounds.
Starting point is 00:32:41 He's going to see if for eight rounds, he can avoid getting knocked out. He's not going to win. You're tuning to see how long before he gets knocked out, he loses and he went six rounds what's crazy to me is you know decent boxer but you know that's the game plan and you gas out that's fucking wild to me wild man wow but you know they made all the money and he's doing his thing yeah but now fucking joshua fell in hard times you see he got in a car wreck in fucking nigeria yeah man i wonder and his trainer and his personal uh instructor that's so terrible they both died both died that must have been a horrible accident it's
Starting point is 00:33:19 His breaking news this morning on Shob Show, but then they released more footage. Well, not more footage. They released the names of the people who passed away. I saw him sitting up in the, those were his boys. Yeah, so that's his trainer, the Jack Guy, bottom right. And then that's his, so his personal trainer, the fitness coach on the right. And on the left with his fist up is his boxing coach. And he just went with them after his Dubois fight.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Oh, man, that's so sad. That's terrible that he lost those guys. Isn't that terrible? and uh it's gonna be a hot second before he fights and the way he's getting out of that car it looks like there's a back issue and if those guys died i'd assume joshua's pretty fucked up you see how he's his back see that that's not good whether it's a hip or lower back maybe with the spine issue but that's not good he's in pain he's in real pain terrible terrible damn dude terrible
Starting point is 00:34:21 fuck that's awful yeah man I hope I can't believe he lost his boys I can't believe that they're not terrible they were there on vacation because his parents are originally from Nigeria right so he's there on vacation living it up too a couple studs too and that that's heartbreaking man
Starting point is 00:34:39 it is I guess one's a bodybuilder no it's his fitness coach yeah and then once his actual boxing coach right one's his personal trainer one's his trainer terrible man fucking terrible
Starting point is 00:34:55 truly truly man yeah heartbreaking I assume I assume we don't get that fury fighting time soon because it looks like you lose two close friends
Starting point is 00:35:10 and then also it looked like you've done some back issues there yeah no like you said like if both people died in that accent. There's no way he's an impact. Stop free. That's a crazy impact. The impact was that intense.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Like he's, and the way he was getting off there, like, ah, like, yeah. Like, to me, it smells hip,
Starting point is 00:35:29 spine. I'm also not a doctor. Wow. Um, now does Anthony Joshua have the best physique in the world? I know. Would you say? Overall. He never has a shirt on.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I wouldn't either. Well, yeah, I mean, I would never wear a shirt. But, you know, that's that is clearly the best physique here's a better body than his fucking trainer then
Starting point is 00:35:52 yeah the next the guy next to him is natural but um they're both natural uh what were we saying though i was saying that that's bad i hope josh was okay me too man it's heartbreaking like you don't want his back to be all bunched up or something like i know damn i mean at least he made it and then you and in the emotional situation yeah i know terrible but least he made all the money right all the money yeah but when you lose your friends and he already had all the money that's the thing and then jacob was the easiest money he's ever made sure truly man terrible just oh well go down go down go down go down and then joshua's table after fatal car crash yeah all right well i thought there'd be more information it's the same minor injuries man
Starting point is 00:36:46 It looked like he was in some pain there. But it was weird because they said it was like, like the cars, they're both in the same party. One stopped and the one had like a tire that blew out and it crashed into it. So I assume Josh was stopped and the other car couldn't stop and the wheel came off. Maybe the wheel. Those guys were probably in the back and they got crushed. Yeah, the guy was in the past one was in shotgun. One was in the back.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Yeah. And Josh was next to him on the left behind the driver. So the two guys on the right both died. i think the driver and joshua okay yeah probably hit that side fucking terrible could have been joshua too oh dude thank god it's i mean it's horrible anybody passed away man oh man oh man it's terrible what a weird thing what a weird thing i don't know anyway i know terrible right yeah when uh rocky marciano died in a plane crash who is the great sports writer said
Starting point is 00:37:44 all they had to do was start counting over his body and he would have gotten up oh man that's a great line yeah still sad but that's a great line yeah um give me something else chin current that's yeah that that Andrew Tate thing was shocking no that I didn't watch it yeah if you like that's why even like Saroni wanted to fight him like me and Saroni were talking about Sironi's like did you ever seen his old fights I'm like yeah Saroni would wreck him. That's what Saroni's like, he's not like a legit fight, like good for him for competing, but he's not like a legit fighter.
Starting point is 00:38:20 No. He's a hundred percent. But he's gone on to do great, right, to build this whole empire and crushing it. He's made a lot of money. Yeah. But he's definitely not. No, by no measures would you label him an elite striker ever in the history of life? You're thinking he's a world champion kickboxer.
Starting point is 00:38:33 You're not. And this guy chased him more. Like, I've never seen anything that bad. If he saw like some of the footage before. If you saw the footage before, you'd like, oh. he punches like he punches like this i thought that was i thought somebody was making fun of him with a i and that's how he boxes he's so unathletic yeah at least they got in there how are you a lot younger you just hope the younger
Starting point is 00:38:57 generation who's Andrew tate's following and i'm sure that chase demour's following isn't like oh wow this is boxing no but but i mean look i'm sorry but even to be in a ring like in a gym and you're watching guys you you if you really are going to get in the ring you you can't be that bad i know i know but you remember younger kids they're not in gyms they're not doing that stuff who's his fucking trainer like anyway getting paid wow what's this jane wow um there's a a few money ones right now so the weekend the weekend he uh he basically sold his catalog but he still maintains the creative control which i don't really understand i try to look into it doesn't make sense to me but
Starting point is 00:39:36 it says the weekend secures one the one billion dollar catalog yeah wow for his music oh i should have started singing me too dude it's not too late we could do it good for him so that's wild yeah that's a lot of money a billion which is this is brian this is brian this is brennan were two guys who used to
Starting point is 00:39:58 podcast but now we do music oh that that note was that fuck i didn't i know that was great I have to work on my I'm the chase to more of singing yeah also t pain he sold his catalog for 100 mil and he bought a plane right after that i feel like that's a bad purchase i was going to say
Starting point is 00:40:17 t pain's pretty smart with his money yeah he said he wants to take advantage of the moment right now instead of like you know god take it from me from a guy who's bought dumb shit dude that's that's that's a bad idea but a hundred mil if it flies if it floats and flies rent it well they say two floats flies and fucks two in the stink floats flies and fucks if your will from netflix it's all in the stink is that what they say i don't know they say that too I say if it flows flies and floats flies and
Starting point is 00:40:48 and if you're Will from Netflix it's all in the stink Fox rent it and if it's a guy fuck him yep in the mouth yeah and your boy Charlemagne the god he has extension with I Heart Media who owns the breakfast club so he's making 200 mil
Starting point is 00:41:05 like the breakfast club's still crushing it like it's huge in New York and it's a radio show you know it's syndicated he's good though he's good he's the best yeah he's great 200 mils like to me i'm just looking at that going like what the hell there's there's no breakfast club without charlemagne of course he's he's like a huge he's a staple of it yeah yeah so 200 mil that's pretty crazy i love charlemagne yeah have you met him oh yeah oh yeah breton was on breakfast club oh you were i was on breakfast club um and then i did
Starting point is 00:41:36 flay no i did i did i did brilliant idiots with him and shultzie when i was in new york and then he was at Schultz's wedding when I went to in California. Oh, okay. He's great, dude. Seems like it, right?
Starting point is 00:41:46 Yeah, smart. Very smart with his money. Rich, too. Super rich. He owns a bunch of shit. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, him and Schultz are just printing money.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Yeah, he was on, Schultz was on a show for a long time, right? Is that how they know each other? Schultz and him has had a podcast as about as long as we've been doing this. They've been podcasts like nine years.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Brilliant aliens. Wow. And then they started on MTV, I forget the show they were on too So they're real close to those They're besties They're like you and me Wow
Starting point is 00:42:18 They're more successful They're you and me But without all the mistakes And mistakes We got fucked too Yeah Yeah they're like you and me But they didn't get fucked
Starting point is 00:42:27 It's all good Well we made mistakes It's fine Whatever It gives a fuck Yeah You guys are much better now So that's good
Starting point is 00:42:37 Fuck yeah It's gonna be like Charlomaine Signs is I Heart Media extension deal reported worth 200 million. In other news, Byron the kid, Brian Kellen, Brennan shop, signed for $2,000.
Starting point is 00:42:48 With the next 10th with I-Hart Media. That's a lot of money, man. Yeah. That's cool to see, though. And now even, like, Netflix is getting, I think Netflix is getting into podcasting. Yeah, something crazy like that.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Netflix in a podcasting. And we got some in the words, don't worry. All right. And also, Howard Stern extended his contract for three more years. Ooh. Ooh. You know how much money he's making, though.
Starting point is 00:43:11 a fuck about that guy. He's basically Will from fucking Stranger Things. I don't give a fuck about it. Ruins everything. I never have given a fuck about it. Oh, I used to love him. He was really good. When he was the wild disc jockey, he was the best. I remember jacking off to some of his old stuff. I thought he was mean, so I just never lived. Oh, he used to be the best. It's just
Starting point is 00:43:27 COVID hit and he's in his ivory tower now, but no, he was the best, dude. He just exposed him for being a pussy. Yeah, he's just a big bitch now with a Jerry girl. I can't believe, I don't know anybody that listens to Sirius X-XM. i mean yeah i yeah i don't i never
Starting point is 00:43:49 okay well the rumors are he's making about 150 a meal 150 mil per year there's no way not for the that's his rumors yeah there's no there's no there's no one's fucking that's why serious is cutting so many shows yeah serious didn't really didn't really it was good for a while but then no and then when spotify came along like shut up yeah with like and then podcasting and shit no nobody wants serious seriously they tried to have it come with every rental car and you could and that's where most of their subscriptions come from yeah so in all the rental cars they'll be like we have 400 million listeners like now bitch you have it in all those U-halls and rental cars and nobody listened to it
Starting point is 00:44:25 i have fucking i have iPhones now dude why would we pay for that it's silly yeah yeah that's people do that all the time like they'll they'll be on um they'll be on a like on a like on ESPN or on CNN or whatever at the airport and the airport will buy it yeah they count it yeah I know no if Howard wanted to stay relevant he would have went just went to YouTube or iTunes yeah correct correct but you know he's old as fuck and he has his loyal following whatever get your money big dog all right here's a quick one trump executive order to make cannabis as a schedule three drug instead of schedule one now yeah there's a lot of evidence i guess that marijuana is not great for a developing brain
Starting point is 00:45:25 so they're so what's his schedule now is that one i think it's one oh wait so it's so he's so he's digressing is it going down it's not a serious it's more safer now it basically is it's more legal yeah you just don't want young kids to get on it yeah but you also don't want to lock somebody up for fucking five to eight for selling weed you did not so that's a good part of it they always have to give him such a bad like picture yeah i know he looks pretty friendly there looks happy though yeah that's good he could get on some g lp one i wouldn't kill him huh yeah he didn't give a fuck um literally lives on junk food apparently hilarious i know this one i don't know if you guys remember this but these two kids They were doing this, like, joyride. They stole a car. And then they saw police chief on a bicycle.
Starting point is 00:46:17 I don't think they knew it was a police chief or not. But, and then they're, they videotate themselves going, yeah, like, get them, get them. And they actually hit him, did a hit and run. And, of course, killed them. And then during their arrest, they were telling the cops, like, we're, you know, we're kids. So we're not, we'll get out within a certain amount of time.
Starting point is 00:46:32 They're laughing. And even in court, they were laughing. Well, now both of them were being charged with, like, adults. As adults. Yeah. They're trying to get them for life. So 20. One kid has a North Carolina tattoo on his face.
Starting point is 00:46:43 That goes over well. They're horrible people. One has like 18 life and the other one has 20 to life. That's the scariest thing when you get young kids. They're just monster. They're just... Yeah, they don't give a shit about life. It's nothing to that.
Starting point is 00:46:56 So it says teen jokes with Las Vegas Police Department officer have a hit and run that killed a retired police officer chief. Jesus Christ. Not watch the video in its entirety. Is it really that serious? Yeah, it is. The grand jury also saw Metro Body Camp
Starting point is 00:47:11 footage revealing Ayala, joking around with an officer and even making requests during his arrest. You should buy me something to eat. Why? Ayala also repeatedly asked how long he could be detained in jail and seemingly expected easier treatment as a juvenile. He was 17 on the day of the crimes. Hopefully for probably 20, 30 years. And I'm not lying. I'm not being dramatic. You think this juvenile, who's up here like 30 days, why? bitch you might be out of juby in 30 days
Starting point is 00:47:43 he moved over to an adult jail because that's how bad it is just a slap on the priest probes family now face it young dumb well he's dumb as shit yeah but you know the legal system
Starting point is 00:47:59 has been fucking crazy so they let these people go for yeah but if you do that to a police chief yeah thank god they're getting this much yeah you just can't have those dumb asses on the street no yeah so it's good to see that and i'm sure the left is mental illness no they look no they they say he was victimized yeah okay because his circumstances his dad left shut the fuck up somebody no these are there's terrible human means yeah this is just friendly looking fellow makeup the oklahoma uh director of black lives matter you guys seen
Starting point is 00:48:31 this already we haven't talked about it though i've seen it so she embezzled about three million dollars. Oh, yeah. You know, bought properties in LA, yeah, all that stuff. And basically, the donations that people that they would get from people that got arrested. So people would donate to Black Lives Matter for people that got arrested for protesting, right? So it's supposed to go to them. She took some of that money a good chunk of it. But houses, this is old though, right? She's about a house. She bought her hire a lawyer and security. Like the song, the executive director of Black Lives Matter, OKC, diverted more than $3 million in return bail checks right into her very own bank accounts. And tonight, thanks to a 25-count federal indictment, she faces up to 450 years behind bars and millions in potential fines.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Dickerson charged with 20 counts of wire fraud and five counts of money laundering following a scheme in which she's accused of routing money intended for the group's programs. into accounts that she controlled between June of 2020 and I could that's norbit that's norbit but also oh you tell me the people from BML or BML aren't great people oh they're not complete fraudsters yeah what I call it BML yeah but yeah Norbert oh my God same difference yeah oh lord that's who's stealing your money yeah yeah um yeah what a surprise that's crazy how about Somalia how about fucking Minnesota have you seen the scale of this? Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:01 The industrial scale of fraud. And no one's reported. Child care centers. Well, now, now the FBI, Cash Patel literally surged. They just literally went into Minnesota, into Indianapolis. How about Tim Waltz? Have the Ethiopian flag in the back? He's such a bitch.
Starting point is 00:50:19 He's such a coward. He's such a little bitch. Because he doesn't know anything about Somali culture. Somali culture, because they haven't had a functioning government since 1991. and the Somali culture has always been about clans it's always been about your clan they were nomadic herders so there was yeah man what's this got to do with them taking taxpayer money what it has to do with is that that's a culture that comes to this country a lot of times straight from Somalia they don't have loyalty in the United States they have loyalty to their clan to their group so they rob us yeah so it's like
Starting point is 00:50:49 I'm going to take advantage of this situation yep and and Tim Waltz was let nobody wants to talk about that yeah and it's like the second high figure in black lives matter too right that oh dude but this is like this is systemic within the Somali community if you look at the number of Somalis look up how many Somalis are on welfare or on public assistance it's it's astonishing and yet they set up all these they're very smart when people say they're dumb that's that's so hilarious they're they're the farthest thing from dumb Somalia is a very old culture yeah 81% of Somalian households utilize some form of welfare. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Now it's important to realize people think the Somalis, it's a very old culture. It's a clannish culture. They're Somali first. They're Islamic second. They're usually American third. I'm sorry, but that's the case. Anybody who's been around Somalis like I have, and I'm not saying they're bad people. I lived in Saudi Arabia.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I've lived in places with Somalis. If you spend time in D.C., my friend grew up in Somalia, and there is a certain way of doing things. and they are far from dumb They're They're coming here Be in the system Yeah they come And what they do by the way
Starting point is 00:52:03 And a lot of immigrants groups do this And they can fucking run dude Well they come in That's actually more the Kenyans But so the Somalis Or Somalis are pirates No Somalis are not But they're no now they're pirates
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah well now Yeah they're a lot of them yes But the Somalis essentially Will come to this country And it's very smart They'll put one person in immigration another cop another person will be in you know uh politics so they position themselves they're they're very very organized thoughtful people get them out get them out but but it but it's yeah
Starting point is 00:52:35 but to say that they say that corruption is not systemic within the community is a lie sorry it's a yeah but this stuff is good when it gets exposed so with tim waltz like even the left's like god this guy's time tim walt is a bitch he's a little bitch i have zero respect for that bitch no one likes them. Yeah, we get it that not all Somalis are bad. Like, we get it, dude. It's not the point. Tim Walts was like, Will's my favorite character and stranger things. I'm like, I fucking knew it. What else you got, Chad? All right. Let's see. This is one from Matt Barnes. Have you guys? I know, that's, dude, he's one of the coolest guys I met personally. What's going on with him? So he was bamboozled by some AI woman, but it gets crazy. The story is insane. Like, he was kind of, he's
Starting point is 00:53:23 going through a breakup with his girl and then suddenly you know he's he's getting dms from girls and one of them was this AI person dude not only did he get got he got he gave her about $61,000 and kept paying her money because at some point him and his girl got back together and his girl was pregnant and he's and Matt Barnes is Matt Barnes saying like he didn't want to mess up the the pregnancy you know with emotional damage with his girl being blackmailed yeah so he just started giving money every month like five five grand a month or something like that towards like sixty one and then this this is him that's such a good dude yeah he's great guy all right story time and by no means am i sharing this story for empathy or sympathy i'm sharing this story because
Starting point is 00:54:12 a lie can travel around the world before the truth wakes up and although this is all being handle legally and people are in the process of being sued. I want to do address it because the bullshit continues to come out. But like the last six to eight months, there's been a lot of bullshit, particularly posted by Tasha Kay, some new chick just got into it, Jesse something, about messages, text messages, voice audios, all this shit. And it's a thousand percent all bullshit. And I'm going to explain why. and I'm going to show you some receipts to show you that I'm not lying because unfortunately today you got to do that all right so this this started July of 2023 my ex and I had split up
Starting point is 00:55:07 for about a month and this chick deems me and I entertainer we go back and forth conversation gets spicy but we never met never kicked it never met never seen this chick one time um in my life um and then fast forward my ex and i got back together so i told her she got a little weird but she kind of just fell back so moving along we get back together and we end up doing this reality show and while we're on this reality show we find out we're pregnant so we announced that on the reality show and when that air for the world to see, I started getting hit up from different phone numbers, tripping. I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm going to expose this.
Starting point is 00:56:00 So I think to myself, like, expose what? Like, we've never kicked it, that person, shook hands, hug, none of that shit. So I'm like, expose what? But at the same time, you know, my ex was a little older, which is a high-risk pregnancy. and I didn't want no bullshit like that coming out. So this chick said, pay me, or I'm going to release. Our text, my, are our commerce, our DMs. And I'm like, you really don't have shit, but again, okay.
Starting point is 00:56:39 So I start paying this chick some bread for about a year. And I'm going to show you those receipts, too. and during this time I'm kind of just tapping in with her because she's a wild card she's a nutcase and kind of just checking in having empty conversations
Starting point is 00:56:56 to make sure she's cool. Dude, right? Probably a girl, September of last year we have the baby and I keep paying her until the end of the year
Starting point is 00:57:09 so until December 6th was the last time I sent her bread so come January she flips out you need to do this if you don't do this i'm going to expose everything so i just confessed i told my ex like look showed her that dms the conversation since proof that i never kicked it with the chick um but this chick starts going crazy and saying i'm going to expose you and you just wait and i'm going to show you that too so y'all can see but she just starts going on a rampage um the one thing i will say is this chick is good
Starting point is 00:57:45 We had DM for a little bit. There's some voice audios. And then during the process, where I was trying to keep her sane, we exchanged phone numbers. So she starts chopping and screwing and even AI in my voice because she had it on a few voice audios.
Starting point is 00:58:08 And since then, not a lot of flaws, but Tasha Kay mostly. And we know how thirsty and desperate she is and how many times she's been sued, like not fact-checking anything, just whatever she's sent, she runs. So there were stories out there about me being gay. There are stories about me about allegedly trying to convince a girlfriend of mine not to go on reality TV. What else?
Starting point is 00:58:36 There's a story about me, the recent one, about me allegedly trying to talk someone into an abortion. they threaten stories about my kids and all kinds of weird and wild shit. You just two twins were a boss. I think in closing, a lot of you follow me and know me know that I'm not perfect, far from perfect. Ficked up plenty of times, but I'm real.
Starting point is 00:59:01 A lot of my private stuff has played out publicly. You guys have witnessed me with my family this year. You guys have witnessed a lot of shit. And again, I don't make no excuses for my bullshit. I accept everything. everything on the chin that I'm responsible for. But, again, I had to come and speak out this because it's bullshit. And perception is reality, and people run with perception instead of understanding the reality.
Starting point is 00:59:25 When I went in court for these people that are about Sue, I don't want to talk about that, because they don't care about that, but they love to run with the lies. So, like I said, this chick is good. She chops conversations up. She A.I.'s conversation. She pieces the other different conversations together to make them seem like. She needs to go to jail, and he's a great guy, and he's obviously a great guy. And you've known him a long time.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Yeah, I love that. My interaction with him was great. He's smart. He's not a few times at showtime, right? Yeah, he's a great guy. We did a podcast with him. Yeah, he's a great guy. But it's also, but for Matt, just so everyone's aware, if someone goes, hey, I'm going
Starting point is 01:00:01 to release this information unless you give me money, that's a felony. It's a felony, but I can also understand him going, I don't need this heat. When I'm in the middle of a, because he doesn't want to have his girl be embarrassed, he probably got spicy with her yeah because whatever but they were broken up yeah but also it's just fucking spicy talk anyway but even if they weren't just so any of these chicken heads know if you try doing that it's extortion which is a it's a felony but i hope that that woman goes to jail yeah and then he's got an ex who's really mad at him probably and all that shit but like you know when you're a successful guy like that who every girl wants because you're six eight handsome
Starting point is 01:00:40 handsome and smart his kids are gorgeous super athletic really monsters uh basketball boys boys two twin boys really monsters studs they can play just like their daddy damn and dad played in the NBA for a long time right real athlete matt barns fuck yeah yeah sacramento remember he's the word made koby flinch matt barnes's a beast dude yeah he's no joke yeah he's no fucking joke yeah man i'm sure and i'm sure he's a great family man what happened he said he lost his family what happened there uh i don't know probably with a breakup you know that yeah either way man he's a great person yeah we root for matt here yeah and and people come after you i felt i felt the same way about shan sharp and coming after yeah but shan's great matt's gonna be great you know
Starting point is 01:01:28 these chicken heads trying to get money out of him it never works out well that chicken head needs to go to jail yes it's extortion it's like the woman that Trevor uh Trevor power got accused of She went to jail for fraud because she did it to 10 other men. So you ruined his baseball career. And the other scumbag who was proven to be a liar by putting makeup on with all her bruises, nothing happened to her. She just goes out because she's a sociopath and she's totally fine. And to me it's like those people should go to jail for 25 years. How about this?
Starting point is 01:02:02 Speaking of chicken heads, Ilya Topiro's wife, her ex-wife now, she can't get a lawyer to represent her. Because they see all the information he has. They're like, you got no case there. Oh, wow. Yeah. And she's a, that's very telling. Yeah. There's another, there's another scumbag.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Like, you can't find a lawyer. I'm telling you. If you can't find a lawyer, lawyers are the biggest scumbags. They want that. Lawyers are looking into that when they go, there's no case here. They take on Aaron Hernandez O.J. Simpson. And they're not taking on her. How about that?
Starting point is 01:02:31 Even Frank Azar or some shit? Those random lawyers. It proves that Ilya is, is right in this. I'm sorry. And lawyers just want money. So they're like, yeah, hope we can settle. Like, bitch, you ain't even going to settle. Like, with all the facts and evidence he has, all the receipts, there's nothing we can do for you.
Starting point is 01:02:46 She's a scumbach. I looked into this lawyer, too. Like, he's a, like, super credible, reputable guy. He, like, over three decades, or the journalist, I'm saying, the journalist that reported this, he has, like, over three decades of experience. He's saying from what he's saying that no lawyer wants to take on this case on her side. Yeah. I'm sure, especially if she's trying to do it in Spain.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Because she's trying to do it in Miami. No, she's probably doing it in Miami. Well, it's a. Spanish journalist is one of the reporter. Yeah, so I'm sure if she's trying to do in Spain because that's where they lived. Spain's like, dude, fuck this. That's our guy. Yeah, he's also. That's awesome. He's also, he's also
Starting point is 01:03:19 beloved in Spain, I'm sure. Yeah, dude. Like, soccer's the most, what, globally popular thing in the world, right? As far as far sports. And then soccer players are fans of Ilya. Yeah. No, they're fans of Ilya. That's like, that's how famous is. Of course. Good for Ili. Hopefully he makes it out.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Of course. but you know she's probably and so she's suing him in Spain or is this in America? I don't know where there's in Spain because they live in Spain. They do live in Spain. The custody's in Spain, I think. Okay. What else got you? Let's take a look.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Oh, I don't know how much interest you have in this, but you know, Ben Simmons is a basketball player? He's taking a little bit of a hiatus from the NBA and he's going into actual sport fishing. I'm a fan of competitive sports. And he's Australian. He's got, he never. never came to like fruition for him no no was he he was good right i remember like his number one pick bubba yeah wow and he dated uh one of the the candle or something yeah some yeah he's just supposed to be like such a stud but it just never really worked out wow he's the philadelphia
Starting point is 01:04:27 he's the warriors just never yeah is that chan so let's miss you want some more you get you watch in the NFL do my broncos the fc west champs baby Oh, you got to pick up your kid, right? Bill's lost. Oh, how about this one? Just last one for today. This fired Michigan football coach. You know what this guy?
Starting point is 01:04:47 That looks like stalking because he broke into his girlfriend's house, I think. Yeah, so he was cheating on his wife. With an employee. Dania, a staffer. In an athletic department. Dude, he was making like five mil a year or something like this. Yeah, well, paid her a $100,000 salary. Yeah, Poonani will get you, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Yeah. That's what Brogan calls the voodoo panani. Oh, I don't get you all. all fucked up. So you got to be like Will, dude, just go for Dick. Go for Dick, bro. Is that it, Chister? Sure.
Starting point is 01:05:14 All right, pal. Go for Dick. Hey, guys, this weekend. Actually, what am I saying? Not tomorrow, but the next day. I am going to be in, over New Year's. I'm in, I'm at the Tacoma Comedy Club, and then I'll be in the Spokane Comedy Club, the second and third.
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