The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1161

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. All right, here we go. Brendan, welcome back from New York City. Dude, those are your stomping grounds. Yeah, but I saw you, you were in some rare air. I got new friends. I got new friends.

You were arm and arm with my favorite boxer of all time, Bernard Hopkins. I know. I thought of you. I was like, what were you doing? I thought, what would Brian give to sit ringside with Bernard Hopkins and just give me? The Teofomo Shakur Stevenson fight? Yes, and just giving every fighter

just a wealth of knowledge. That guy's a genius. Legit genius. He's a legit genius. And sharp as attack, dude. Like, because we were... He never got hurt, you know, in his boxing career. He did. He got knocked down. Well, when he was 50. He got hurt. When he was 50, no, he got hurt. No, when he was 50, yeah. Oh, sparring. Yeah, but still.

Besides the point, he's very sharp. But where we're at was the blue corner, I guess, so all the fighters would come out, and we're two feet away. So Bernard was giving them coaching between rounds. He was spot on. And they all know him because he's a legend. Of course. So he's talking to the fighters in the ring? Yeah. And they would walk and you know their corner saying something, but it's but our who would he choose? Like who would he choose to talk to though? Uh, just whoever was coming

that corner. He was helping him out. Damn. Helping him out. The Chaucor Stevenson and Tio Fomo Lopez. He's like, oh, the speed. He's like this. Oh, this is like 45 seconds in the fight. He goes, no. Oh, this one's over. No. The speed. What? He goes, T.O. FOM was never going to be able to deal with it. He was, it's not going to get easier.

That's how fast. Right away, he's like, oh, the speed. He goes, I thought it'd be closer. It's not, oh, this is over. I go, I go, you think you're fishing? He goes, he could. He goes, you see what he's doing right now? I'm like, yeah, he's setting things up.

He goes, he's just, he's downloading. Like, he's just throwing out there, seeing what's going to land, and he's going to use it for later. Here's this one's over. I'm like, oh, I'm going to leave now. That's crazy. And you don't realize. how good Shakur Stevenson is. No.

Intensive in person. My God. Oh my God. Because we watched, there was two World Championship fights on there before, and they're good. And then Shakur walks out. And I was like, oh, my God.

He's so good. Just his speed, his... His distance management, his jab. You're not hitting him. Oh, my God. And he's cool as a cucumber in there. He's smiling.

How old is he now? probably in his 20 still? Yeah, he's young, man. Young. He was so good. Was that at $1.35? What was that way? I think you went up to $1.40.

Just dismantled him. Like, it wasn't, he's 28. Teofomo Lopez is one hell of a fighter. You're talking about a kid who's been fighting. He's such a special athlete. I mean, you know, it's a whole different thing. It was crazy. I was even supposed to be at the fight either.

I was playing because they gave me basically a day notice to go to the Ring Magazine Awards in New York. They flew me and Joanna and Lex out. Give me a day notice. to do like roasting and give some opinions on boxing. And then I was like, yeah, I just got to fly out Saturday morning because my kiddo has this baseball thing, just practice, which I don't miss.

And then I like, yeah, we'll get you home Saturday morning. And then I, you know, I do my thing, which I'll tell you about where I like roast them and they're all sitting there in front of me, like, ooh sick. I mean, the who, Eddie Hearned, I mean, the who's who and box. Canelo? Canelo? Oh, yeah, right there.

Terrence Crawford. What? Canelo was the, did you talk to Terence Crawford? Oh, yeah. I've worked with Terrence before. Yeah, Terrence is awesome. Awesome. Yeah, he's awesome.

Look at Usik. That's my man right there. Maybe the greatest. You could make the argument. He's the best. Oh, no. He's the best. Right? The best.

I mean, you're talking about one of the goats. A dime piece here? His hair was astonishing. Well, he's, he's a handsome guy. So we're about the same height there. Hold on, Bubba. He had about two inch heel on his boot. Okay.

And then the next night at the fight, see it. So that's even more impressive. I looked at Joe and I go, hold on, let me tell you something about him. He's the most skilled heavy rate of all time. He's a cruiserweight. He's a cruiser weight. Amateur.

He's never lost in boxing. And I said, and you've seen Tyson Fury. You see Deonté Wilder there. You've seen AJ. Look how small he is. How impressive is that? He beats the brakes off of them. Beats the brakes out.

Set and traps. His boxing, his science of understanding. The best. He was awesome. He was awesome. Triple G was there. He was there a bunch. Oh, my God.

Triple G was there. Look at Canelo. Who is that? Is that Max? That's Kennell. That's me, Max. Max was awesome. He's a great guy.

Dude, bro, you would love him. He's so smart, too. Me and we're talking about how good Zufa boxing is going to be for just the sport of boxing. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Having more consistency growing the sport of boxing. Getting the best fighters to fight each other without having to worry about division. Exactly.

I was killing. Exactly. Bob Haram fucking running his division and fucking, you know. But the other problem like me and Max were talking about, the problem in boxing, like you'll see like Canello, $100 million dollars. Jake Paul, $80 million, AJ, $90 million. So the inflation of boxing, that's not good.

Because those promoters paying that money, they're not getting that back. So nobody's, the promotions aren't making money, dude. And so, but these fighters, because let's say Terence Crawford, whatever made $90 million or $50 million to fight Canelo, that's actually not the market value. So those promoters aren't making their money.

So they're not willing to do it again. That's why you're not getting them. So Dana's going to come in by, he's going to make it stand. Where the water line. Listen, I'm sure you've been paid all this money. That's all good. We can't run a business that way.

There's no longevity in that. You're going to fight more consistently. There's going to be a regiment. There's going to be a plan for this. Here's the business model. Now, they're still going to make way more money than UFC fighters. Yeah. But they're not going to be making $90, 80.

No. I didn't know that. And for the boxers, they're going, yeah, but that's my value. It's like, it's actually not. Like, let me show you the paper. You're getting most of the, they're getting most of the first. Yeah, they're getting the majority of it. Yeah, 80% of it.

So they make all this money. And so Dana's, I'm like, you're actually not worth that. Like, let me show you how many pay-per-views you sold. And we, so let's say we sold and they didn't. Let's say you sold 500,000 or 600,000. This is how much we made. This is how much you made. Now that's not including the marketing, the venue, the gates, you know?

So Dana's going to come and run it like a business. Now, Fider Pay, that's a different discussion. We can have that discussion. But as far as growing the sport, having a standard, having a brand telling boxer's stories and fighting consistently, there's nobody better in the world. His excellency, Al Turkey was there. You would love him. I'm sure if you were there, you would love him. Listen, I lived in Saudi Arabia.

I love the Arabs. I told you. They're the most hospitable people. And you don't mean, I've worked for. Hold on. Back up. Back up. Oh, you didn't see that?

Back up. Boom. Excuse me? I'm not mad at that. Look. Well, here's what happened, though, Bubba. So my mother-in-law got that because I literally had a day notice. So I was working.

She's like, all right, I'm going to go get your stuff dry cleaned. I'm like, okay, mama, it's the black suit with the black tie and the white shirt. She's like, cool, I got you. She takes the dry clean. I come home, you know, you're like me. She goes, Miho, try it on. I go, nah, it fits. She goes, I'm telling you, you're not going to be able get alterations out there.

Try it on. I go, nah. An hour before the show, you know, man, I'm like, I get my shit on. I go to put the thing on, your boys got, better shape. You've gotten thicker. My arms have gotten me. It goes, first of all, it's this short.

It won't go over my bicep. And Jaroni goes, you're a needy. I told you, I got, I figured it out. So I'm like, what am I going to do? So I called down my head. You guys have scissors? And Joanne was like, you're not. I'm like, I am.

Hold this sleeve. So I cut them. Smart. Look like a Chippendale. It's actually the best thing I've ever done. You look like a chippendale. It doesn't, it doesn't scrunch up anymore. I'm not mad at it.

Nobody knew it. Not mad at it. It might be a new trend. right i look very happy with it but that's all right you got some great arms you're just a big now i'll tell you this that the ring uh ring magazine boxing awards i was probably the only one without a tuxedo on though everyone had to inboxing their tuxedo so what we do is we go got ourselves a custom-made tuxedo because i have a feeling you're going to be working with some people more because i heard i heard a third party told me you did exceptionally well in your roast for a day

notice? I heard. I said you some of the jokes. I'm going to just, I'm going to, I heard that one of your, this is, I don't know if this is true, so I want to ask you on air, did you say to Canella when he was right there? Did you say to Canella? Hold on. Here, he's right here. Wait, he's right there. Did you say Canella, man, you're, nobody gives you credit for your defensive boxing. You're so amazing. You can, you can dodge hooks, rights, lefts, you shoot duck in a weave. You can dodge David Benavitas. Did you say that to him? Sure did. You said that about it.

What did Canelo do? He was like this and he goes, but then. Fair enough. But Usik was laughing though. Was he? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Ucic was laughing. By the way, God bless. Come on. It's all good. As a fighter, you don't want to just throw yourself in there.

Come on. He has nothing to prove. I told me. I said, I said my girl's from Guala Haram, man. He's from the same place. You're both pale as shit Mexicans. You guys have so much in common.

You're both pale as fuck. You know? I said, I think, I think you don't get enough credit for your defense. man the way you dodge punch it jab hook uppercut dave benavita very good and i just stared at i was all very good good one thing that you have gone for you though because you're a big boy with cauliflower ears is at the end of the day you you you would get maybe molly walked if you tried to box him oh my god that's not but but when it

comes to just good old straight fight good old straight fight everybody everybody everybody everybody in trouble. Yeah, the only thing I thought about this too. And we know that. And it's all good. Well, because the security there, this is what's great. I get there. And the security I roll with at six plates.

They're my boys. I know all of them. And we go to the same gym. So I'm like, what are you doing here? Like, what's up? He's like, what the fuck are you doing that? I'm like, what are you doing here? And then I was like, I got to roast some of these guys.

You know, the good thing is when they get upset, they have no ground game. You know, well, that's why we're here too, my man. I was like, thank God, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. Now, if Ussick and Triple G decided like, stomp me out, it'd be a problem. But if it's one-on-one, I could figure it out. But how cool is U-Sik?

Now, you were with Bernard Hopkins, my favorite boxer of all times. Dude, you would have, it was like, make a wish. If you got cancer, your make-a-wish would be watching a fight with Bernard Hawkins, Hopkins. Dude. You watched a fight with him. Right next to him. And a high, high-level fight. High-level fight.

And then you- For three hours, me and him just chumming it up. And then you- And he's awesome. He's awesome. Yeah. No, he's Bernard Hopkins. He's, again, well, you're dealing with one of the goats. You're dealing with one of the great geniuses, the highest fight IQ.

But then there's Usoc, and you just hung out with Ucic. Yeah. Canelo's there. So Jay, I was talking Spanish with Canello. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, yeah, Bruce Buffer or Michael Buffer was there. Yeah, Michael Buffer. I'll tell you what, my favorite person.

Max Kellerman. Max Kellerman's good. He was so funny because I went up there. I mean, him talked like an hour afterwards. I went up there and I was so nervous. I didn't, so they had the best food. I didn't touch the food because I'm like, I love Eddie Hearn.

I got to fucking roast Eddie Hearn. He's right there. How did you roast Eddie Hearn? Are you allowed to say? Yeah, I mean, I was roast on losing fighters of the day now. You got to be sweating. You got a real player in time. He's a dime piece, right?

Dude, straight up dime piece. He's a dime piece way bigger than I thought. Oh yeah. He's about six foot. with his accent, you're screwed. Yeah, he's taller than you. Dresses, he taller me. Dress is great.

He's in shape. Yeah, he's also comes from money. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah. He's one of my favorite people. I like him too. Yeah, I love him. But, you know.

Yeah, it's still hearned. Yeah, it's Hedy Hearn. And you were with the cream of the crop of the boxing. Turgia L. Sheeks table. So everyone, like Terence Crawford's like families over here, uh, in a way and the boys are over here. Like, in a way. In a way.

So the, the, the greatest female box is over here. And then there's a goal. old table turkey al sheiks at the top and there's canello usick triple g terns krafford frank warren eddie hearn they're all right there so i got a roast of them so with eddie my whole roast was him keep losing fighters to dana if he loses fighters he's not gonna make money if he doesn't make money he can't afford the hair transplants that he gets well he and i he was cool though he was afterwards he goes brenan shakes my hand i go i'm so sorry man i'm so sorry he goes we're good Well, Eddie is, your girl is, I'm looking at your girl.

I could just want to saw the pictures of the other. I stopped looking at your girl because it's not appropriate for me because my, my thoughts are not pure. Yeah, you can soak in. My thoughts are not pure. They're not pure. What were you going to say, Chen? I'll tell you something.

I thought I saw you. If you died, I'd be so fucking sad, but I would make- We did this get on T-Fat K-3D. That's right. I died and we're looking for a replacement. I'd make a be-line. Go, go back, Chin. She posted one with, from the fight night.

Not this one. You mean another carous? Yeah, get out of here. Look at that coat. That one. So that was, so that's Carl Anthony. Towns. Towns.

Yeah, this must be the one else. That's a great picture. And he was awesome. There's turkey. That's, uh, his ex-concy. Now, please understand. Hold on, please understand the guy in the back. That's the richest man you've ever met by far.

You know this, yeah? That's the house of Southwood. That's a whole different level. And he's so awesome. And he's a good guy. You're not mad to pecks and shoulders there. But, um, see the guy in the back who looks like the, the worst spy ever.

I do see that guy. His name's Steve Reno. Is he a writer? Dude, he started the boxing scene website and sold it, made all the money in the world, but he's like Mr. Box, and he runs all their stuff now. He's the CEO of Ring Magazine. He's awesome, awesome. I met with him for lunch just to get some ideas on how to roast some of the guy.

Just give me behind the scenes. Well, sounds like you did a great job. That was fight night. Your lady couldn't look better. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I know, right? relax. I won't relax. I won't relax because your ladies. And you know what's great about having her there? You know me. I don't ask anybody for pictures. Nobody. She goes, babe, there's Usick. I'm like,

I love him. Look at his hair. Look at his fucking hair. You look so cool. He has this airing him. Like, God, dang. It looks cool. And she goes, oh, let's go talk to him. Get a picture. I'm like, nah, I'm not doing that. And she goes, you're coming with me. And she goes, Mr. Usick. She goes, me and my husband are big fans. He's like, oh, what's up? Give me if I take a picture, I'm like, all right. You use the guy. You use the goose. You use the goose to get to the gander. Use the goose to get to the gander. It's the oldest thing in the world.

Jimmy Burke would always say it. Use the goose to get the gander. If you want to get to the goose, you use the gander. It's back and forth. You understand? Gander's a male goose. And she's a looker. She's a looker.

So they're like, yeah, what's up? Yeah, she's a look. And then my lurch ass, hey. Yeah, yeah. She's, uh, there's something going on. But she's never been to New York. I mean, she couldn't look better. Do you with her.

How serious. Aging with a. Three kids, serious. aging like fine wine dude she aging i told her i said well you know what that is bubba you know what that is no that's discipline yeah she's pretty discipline that's that is a fucking it's also genetic she doesn't work out bubba and she's getting look at that how great is that that's the boys watching the fight when they show me on tv your boys hit the genetic lottery congratulations how great is that oh that's so cool that's so fucking cool and and and so i'm like so i tell them as like tea um that's our seats

come on what how crazy is that you know maybe I've worked with CBS Showtime MTV E

ABC Universal Fox ESPN nobody nobody has treated me better than Turkey Al Shik no hey when I say nobody

I mean nobody that's because he's Arabic and what people don't understand about the Arabs is if you are their guest you are gold.

You are gold. They take you into their house like he did. Bro. If he is responsible for you, everything is laid out. That is the custom of the Saudis and of, unreal. Unreal.

Yeah. The hotel we stayed at, nice hotel in New York. Wouldn't let me put down a credit card. It was like, no, no, no, you eat every meal here. And I go, no, I can't do that. It's a Michelin restaurant. He goes, no, no, they're on call for you 24-7. Dude.

I'm telling you, I've never. Is there any way you could get him to... So I got alimony and a mortgage. I get it. You know what I got two mortgages. I'll pitch it to them, see how it goes. I mean, don't, don't... If it comes up.

If it comes up, ease it in. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Listen, my buddy. I know you don't know him. Brian Gellon. Yeah, my buddy. He'd be like, ah, fucking love...

Lived in Saturday, maybe three years. Great guy. Funny. Funny. Funny. So you get a little break here because, dude, did you know the Super Bowl's this Friday? New England, Seattle.

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I feel out of place there. And, you know, I was just like, how fuck, I got roast these guys. I'm like, oh, fuck. What's this meathead doing here? Everyone was so nice to me. Max, Max was referencing clips and all this. You've known Max before, haven't you? We got it.

We've never met. We got into it over Floyd versus Connor. And we got a $100,000 bet, right? He said, Connor won't land a punch and made him. We're going back and forth. We haven't talked about outside that. Okay. He was familiar with all my shit.

Obviously, I know his stuff. He was awesome, dude. Awesome. Awesome. He's never boxed, though, right? No, well, no, he boxed. Yeah, younger, yeah. But he, yeah, they just knew.

He's a very smart guy. Oh, buddy. Yeah. He was funny, too. Did you watch the fight? He's funny, too. He was like, we can, he was talking about, like, people debating him. He was, I don't get into the internet stuff.

Because I was like, man, he'd taken a lot of shit for supporting Zufu boxing. He goes, I don't care about any of that. And if they want to get arguing about fighter pay, we can. It's not going to go well for you. Because remember, he was on first take with Stephen A. Smith and would wreck Stephen A. Smith. He's wicked smart. Yes, he is.

So the nuggets he was given me to build K. I'm like, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Did you watch the fights this weekend? The UFC fights? Yeah. So, uh, cat, no, Carl, uh, Carl Anthony, he's a huge UFC fan.

So he would bring it up on his phone and give me updates. So I saw someone going on it. And then I watched it this morning. He was awesome. Him and his girl were awesome. He's such a UFC fan. Yep. He was like, you think Volcanozzi gets it down at 36, man.

Have you seen the stats on 36? I'm like, yeah, dude. Figures it out. I've seen the stats, dude. Figures it out, man. He figures it out. He didn't take a lot of damage. He took no damage.

The real shame is, no one's talking about it, but Dia Lopez. It's such a disservice to give him a second title shot after getting whooped 10 months ago. So now you've lost a total of 10 rounds to Volcanazi the champ. It will never come back until father time. Until father time forces Volcanasi to leave. So Lopez is just going to be a guy now. You're never going to be his champ until. father time gets wokenowski out of there and now and he'll beat some guys but you're never going to be champ until vokonovsky leaves so i don't think so

like they they announced moussar and uh lorone murphy right they're going to fight in england it's a terrible card but they're going to fight in england he's a beast yeah he's good he's good but so you're going to have those two fight right and then the winner of that you would think was for a tall shot but either way vokonovs he wants to fight three times this year if they fight in march you know who knows how that goes i think most of wins that fight but either way i'll tell you what i would do you're ready for this i want your thoughts and you're sucking this kid off so you're gonna be on board let's go armin thuriken's not getting a shot at 55 it's too diluted it's too muddy up there so you have to figure out gaitji ilia either way they might fight in june but either way that pushes it down so armin's supposed

to what wait he's being disciplined okay so you're gonna give him what uh benoit saint denny okay he mops the floor with him So he just keeps mopping up these prospects coming up. No, no. And he said he's down. Armand cuts to 45 fights Volcanowski. He can't, though. He can't. He's already talked about it.

Really? He can cut to 45. How? He says he can. He barely makes 55. He missed it. He makes it. He makes it.

45 is very difficult. But think about this. Let's just say you can't make 40. Let's take him as word. I'm very intrigued. And he can make 45. If you're Volcanowski, you don't give a fuck about Mosa. You don't give a fuck about Moseph?

Fee, you do give a fuck about Arm and here's the, and it's a win-win for the UFC. He beats Wokanovsky. He's the title holder at 45. And then he comes to 55 as a title holder. Now we're kicking with gas. I wouldn't do that if I were him. I don't know how he does it.

I actually physically don't think. Take off. Trust me, he will do it for a title shot. Let's say he can make 45. Yeah, I mean, that I'm in. What's the alternative? He just keeps waiting to get a top win. How long do you want this one?

You want to give him Benoit St. He mops the floor with it. Yeah, he beats everyone. So you want him just. Taken out, guys? No, that fucks up the division. I'll tell you who. You go to 45.

I'll tell you who is very impressive as Maricio Huffy. Here he lost to BSD, he has no ground game. Listen, he doesn't have a ground game. Horrible ground game. Fuck. So for Steve to not fucking grapple is insane. Yeah. Is insane.

Yeah. So he has no ground game. Oh, buddy, zero. Because I was watching him going, this dude's got a ground game. No, ceiling's here. No, ceiling's here. No, he lost. He lost his last fight.

Okay. Because BSD, you know, he was like, yeah, you have no ground game. I'm going to take you down. Faziv didn't shoot, which is just an ego thing. Yeah, but he was doing well, cut off the cage and all that shit. But then you play that game long enough with Hoofie, you can get rock. But Hoofey's ceilings here. Unless they give him strategic matchups, if you can't grab up 55, you can't be champ.

Yeah. You think Copier's just going to sit back and strike with you? You think Arm is going to decide to just strike with you? No. No. Gait you well? Okay. Sure.

Gait you well? Yeah. So, yeah, he's fun to watch. he's basically a Brazilian version of Connor, which is great, but take down a fence poor, ground games poor. So there's a ceiling. But so my guess is Therukian will either do that or Sarukian will wait it out and just. You can't do that to him.

No. Because of time. Too much time. His profile's too big now. See, I think the best thing ever happened to him was the UFC shelved him because now his profile's gotten even bigger. And if he was- Can they give him a tune-up fight?

Can they give him a- When you rank number one, the word? What? This ain't boxing. Two-up fight. What the fuck are you talking about? Hooker was his tune-up fight. He mopped the floor with him.

There's no tune-ups, Bubba. Not in the UFC. So it's too murky at 55 for Armony to clear a shot. So you have him cut to 45. His discipline is him cut into 45. And you have him fight compromise, cut in weight, Volcanowski. Hey, can I just say something about the heavy weights? Hey, Tait to Avasa.

God bless you. That's what I said. Do they? Can you just get in some shape? Seriously. Both of them. Honestly, guys. Are there no treadmills where you guys are fun?

Honestly. Just get the aerodyme bike. And let's just practice. I'm not trying to be a dick. But like... Baba, hold on. Taito of Vasa hasn't want to fight since 2022. I love the guy.

He's great. He's such a character. Do you know what I want to done to those guys? If it was the height of the... Because they would have... Yeah. What would they have done? They would have gassed out way too quickly.

But that's, that is a terrible... That's just not disciplined. Well, think about this. You can absolutely come in a range of shape. Go back eight years ago and watch the heavyweights. Oh, yeah, I know. Those guys wouldn't have touched. No.

Even the early prelamps. Correct. They're not ranked in the top 30. Correct. Correct. It's just a different, it's not. We're going backwards. Look at that.

We're going backwards. I mean, I'm sorry, man. Those are my days, Chip. That Brockwood. Alster, those are my days. Now, we should mention those were all. of the days when you could put some miracle grow in your cereal but having said that as well you know you're right that that it's funny what what testosterone can do but but either way you got to be in

better shape you got it have to and you and you have to not come in so overweight it's your job it's your job you should you should see an usick and triple g watching the heavyweets on the boxing card laughing yeah man i i think about uss like you know how i would do to these boys yeah it's like you know how to like tied to Avasa is has potential he can slug but you got it's over you know it's over for both it's over like neither one will touch championship belt if with ufc i don't think they cut him yet yeah yeah it's just such a bad it's not necessary like come on guys it's literally your job it's your job bro come on come on did you did you see the the big baby get his wig knocked off i did so we're watching it i'm like god these guys you know i met him one time yeah i'm like these guys are

out of shape. I'm like, they're so out of shape. And I hear the crowd going wild. I'm like, oh, there must be a fight in the stand. There's a fight in the stands. And then he throws his piece right behind. He goes right behind me. The girl behind me catches it. I had no idea. I didn't know he had a hairpiece. Why would you wear a toupee in a boxing fight? No, but that's, just shave your head. Also, you look fine.

You would also, no, he looks like shit there. Never wear. Yeah, never wear that again. It's all good though he got his fucking he still won yeah he did that way thank god he won it would have been a bad night yeah um that's a big fella that's a big fella that's a big fella that's hilarious isn't that good that's hilarious yeah man i uh you got you got again in shape got again in shape you just have to there's no excuse for that that's your job now i got something to throw at you um Did, who floated the idea? Was it, D.C. floated the idea of wrestling,

John Jones and Real American Wrestling? Uh-huh. Be interesting. I'd like to see that. I don't think John's going to do it, but I'd like to see D.C. and Yole Romero go at it. I think John said he wanted to do it, and D.C. actually said, like, he would do it.

D.C. would love that because D.C. would get his comeuppance. D.C. would beat him. D. D. D.C. would beat him. Yes. I believe so. he's just very good. He's an Olympian. He's a wrestling and he teaches it every day.

Two time Olympian. Now, you know, again, we're going to have to get in shape because that boy round right now. He's always been around. He's always been round. Now, he was round as a heavyweight. Not this round. He's sick right now. He'd have to get in shape.

And he would. Yeah. If it's straight up wrestling, yeah, John would have his hands full. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. John has handful. It's very. But it's John Jones, too, though.

I don't know what a fucker is so talented. John Jones also. Juco National Champ. Double-laked him twice. Yes, yes. Let me say it again. Double-laked. I'd like to see it.

I'd watch that. John... But I would assume DC... I'd be very interested in watching John Jones wrestle both D.C. and U.L. Romero. Because I'm not betting against John in any facet at any time. Because... If they announced their wrestling, and let's say we broke it down on Wednesday,

and by Monday morning, I wouldn't be surprised if John beat him. Like, nothing surprised me with John. Nothing. Like, you can't count him out. He's such a freak. He also has Gable Stevenson to help. That's, yeah. That's the thing about Gable Stevenson.

When you look at that heavyweight division, you're like, oh, he, oh, he's top five right now. Like, he's just going to storm through, because these guys have no cardio. He's just going to take him down and fuck them up. You're screwed. You're all screwed. Yeah. Yeah. UFC's going to sign him any day now.

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You know? Yeah, I gave it with top three right now. That heavy division is a fucking train wreck. Why? Why is it a train? No incentive to get big guys in there? The big athletic guys, why would you do it? Yeah.

Why would you do it? No money. In hopes, you become the 0.01% become champion? Other than that, you're dedicating how many years to it? Yeah. And even if you are the heavyweight champion, like just the way the division is people don't care. They don't care actually as much.

It's the first time ever that heavyweights don't draw the same excitement that, say, a 55 or like Ilya Tuporia does. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's fascinating to me. Because in boxing, heavy weights. In UFC, it was heavy weights. Oh, you're like this with Frank Warren.

You know, he manages Tyson Fury. I said, Fury came back out of retirement. Big surprise. He's not a retirement. I said, I got a question. I saw him hitting the heavy bag there. Again, I'm not even trying to be a dick. Do you guys not have Ozmpic in the UK?

Is that for real? Do they not have Ozempic out there, my man? Would it kill him to put the fish and chips out? Do you guys not have peptides or GLP ones out there? I agree with you. There's go. He goes, I don't know, mate. I think he has depression or whatever it is.

People cope with food, but... He's also just a big dude in general. But I said, William, Ma, Zepi, he's a cruiserweight. I just think, yeah, I just think that, yeah, I got a very different point of view on all that. It's like, it's your job. It's your job. You have one job.

I'll tell you's in shape, Usik, right now. Of course he is. He's Russian, dude. They don't fuck around. You have this incredible opportunity. He's Ukrainian. It's like, you're in shape. like you had this amazing opportunity to be while your countries at war and people are dying,

you're not going to come sloppy. I know. You're just not going to do it. You're just the idea of having to carry the weight of the fact that your whole country is fucking dying. Yeah, man. I think they announced a fight with Usek. Yeah? I think it's Usook Wilder.

Do you see that, Jen? Someone just sent it to me. Wilder's Wilder's. Wilder's. He doesn't want that fight. I saw Wilder there. Chin, I saw Joseph Parker. You know both those guys, right?

Yeah, really well. Good guys, right? Yeah. Joseph Parker is my first guest on Food Truck. Oh, you saw him there. I thought he said, okay. He's a high-level fucking boxer. Joseph? High-level.

Fuck, yeah. High-level boxer. Well, all right. What do you got, Chin? So, Deonté Wilder's not finding? Am I going crazy? I'm looking here. Let's see.

There was talks of a. but I don't know what's happening. I think, but I think they both wanted it too, right? So hold on. Oh, no, here it is. Lexent to me. Usick versus Wilder,

July 11th, San Francisco. It says it looks like Usik will be coming to America for the first time since 2019. Mm-hmm. It's in San Francisco. They'll set a new world record for 150,000 fans. That sounds interesting. The project set to announce on Friday

will be part of iconic This one says July 11th The largest crowd ever had a boxing fight I wonder how real this is Yeah you don't know until it's confirmed I'm sent to you right now Wonder how real that is It says on confirmed rumors

Yeah I don't know It says key figures Call them the claims premature or false Yeah look at this be This one But probably not go to San Francisco.

That'd be fun. Go hang with Tark. My boys aren't putting that on. You know, I was just there and it's such a great town. Sam Fran. I'll tell you, like I said, Joanna's never been to New York. Did you have a good time? Yeah.

The traffic? You can't even refer to that as traffic. It's called a ridlock. And Joanna goes, it took us three hours from the airport because there's nonstop traffic. Three hours. Three hours. And the driver goes, he's from there. he goes, oh, this is nothing.

Oh, because they have permanent construction. Yeah, he goes, in the summer, it's way worse. And Joanna goes, how can it get worse than this? And I looked at it. I said, babe, listen, can you imagine living here? I go, and this is, ready, 24-7. This never stops. Well, also, they just constantly have,

so if you're coming from JFK, that construction where nobody's working, it just stays like that. It's wild. They are the worst. That is government and it's worst. They are the fucking. Oh, we went to a play on Thursday night. We went to The Stranger Things off Broadway.

Oh, was it? It was awesome. Yeah. So good. Got to go to Broadway. It was a prequel to the strange things. When I fly in New York, I fly in when it's not rush hour. I'll have to fly in like at one or something.

It's like I don't do that shit. Well, it's always rush hour. It's always rush hour. Yeah, that's the way it went to. It was awesome. The first shadow? So good. It's great.

Yeah, it's good for Jojo to get out. Love it, dude. She got to see that play. Good. she deserves it. We went to Prince Street pizza. I was like, this would be the best piece

you ever had. Her and Lex, I'm like, okay. We get there? No, fuck, no. It's so good.

Oh, you forget how good it is. Because they opened a Prince. You went down to Soho, though. She hadn't seen something. Yeah. We went down to Prince,

because Prince Street's in L.A., it's good, but it's not the original. In New York, I don't know if it's the water that what the fuck they use. It, you forget how fucking good.

Tomato sauce. It's all good. Oh, it's ridiculous. I feel like that right now. Joanna and Lex, oh dude, Joanna and Lex, both, looking at it. That's the best pizza I've ever had.

Yeah, told you guys. That's why I brought you here. Good for you. It was great. Great. It's great. You know, that traffic in New York, I just,

yeah. But I also told Joanna, like we were staying right across from the park, was it? Central Park. We're literally right across from Central Park. So you know, let's go to the park. Okay, but it was two degrees outside.

We want fifth, oh, God. There's two degrees outside. Yeah, it's two degrees outside. So we were. You walked in. Is it the Plaza Hotel? No. The Mark?

The Mark? I don't know. Nice hotel. Oh, man. Boutique hotel? Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're on Madison or you were on fifth?

His excellency stays. I mean, that's, we're in his hotel. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, how was that? No, buddy. As nice as it gets. Yeah.

The center of all the money in power. Really? Best food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every meal. Every meal.

I had lamb chops. Every meal. What do you got, Chin? All right. Did you have to hold, did you have to hold his hand at all? No. Okay.

But I would have. Yeah. I said, well, if he treats you this, nice, Jesus. What's the,

so you have to call him, his excellency, or is it just a nice, proper, if you're, like when I was on stage, I'd refer to him as turkey, but if you're acknowledged

straight to his face, it's his excellency. Interesting. Otherwise, disrespectful. Oh, so it's not your excellency, it's his excellency.

Okay. It's interesting. It's cool. Did we cover this? Did you guys even want to talk about this? Nah, it's over now. Okay. Too late.

Well, there's a few here. I'm not sure what you guys are going to do, but this is your bore Armant's here again helping out this guy that just noticed him in a, it looks like a restaurant. I suck. You're fine? Show me one, two, three. Yeah. Not bad, not bad.

It's home train. Home training. I don't go to same people. Why don't go there? Why you don't go there? Get my number. I'll get you the, yeah, for one year, the payments. Yeah, I'll talk to coach.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, texting. No, no money, so, and I know the coach. Dude, imagine if he becomes like, champion. Like you. Would you great.

I love that guy. Armin, hey, Armin can't miss. Can't miss. This motherfucker can't miss. Can't miss. Three months ago. go before any of this we didn't know his personality like when i went to homzats camp but i was hanging around the boys there at jacksons i saw him he's fun you know well i had no idea the ufc sitting on goal

he's such a good dude look it's funny so awesome let's go team let's go does he need gear how can i help arm on slowly turning into my favorite fighter yeah mine too and then look there's a kid with the coach yeah i mean that's so awesome dude so cool let's go armine can't miss dude. It's so good to do that. And also, if he does become someone big and, you know, that'd be freaking incredible story. Hell yeah. At the 110 pound weight class. All right, let's, um, you know, horse is this? I saw the story and it's, it's kind of messed up. So she's obviously very attractive, right? 25 year old. Um, so she had sex with these, anywhere from like, I think 12 to 15. All right, 12 is ridiculous. Right, yeah, 12 to 15. One of them,

like 30 times. And so her dad is saying that she has, you know, something's wrong with her intelligence, obviously. Yeah, she's got. With her intelligence. No, well, she's got, she's crazy. But say something's wrong with her brain, not her intelligence.

Well, mentally defective. She's got an IQ of 72. Yeah. Oh, oh, she's dumb. No, she's got, she's, no IQ of 72. She's something's wrong with her. Exactly, yeah. Yeah.

She's like, you know, she's gorgeous, but there's something wrong with her. yeah and there's a oh wow well she's not to be but at 15 that would have been i know all the comments if as you can imagine would be the same thing that what you guys would say that's the 12 year olds fucking that's that's that's insane but 15 if i was 15 i'm like putty you know the hot teacher when it's a fucking her twice a day man yeah yeah your buddy's like what like yeah she's in a skinny 15 year she doesn't even know anybody she's probably just a kid at heart I don't know. She's mentally ill.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I'm with these guys. Never happened to me. Why? Yeah. Also, yeah, who did snitch on her?

But my teachers were warlocks, Bubba. They were... Was she a teacher? What was she? No. I think she's a regular girl. Interesting and weird. She's 25 and she just...

She's got an idea. She created fake online personas to befriend the victims, including one who then introduced her to four others. With the first one she replayed. a thing at least 30 times over several months. Her father, who defends her by claim she's mentally defective. Probably is. Due to diagnosing, ADHD, ADHD, okay, Tourette's,

anorexia, IQ of 72. You could just leave all the ADHD. That doesn't mean you should sleep with underage kids. Yeah, she's... She's just not in her right mind. He should just say she's mentally retarded. She's not in her right mind. And that's the correct term for that.

She assert she grew up in a good Christian home in suburban Tampa. And she is actually the real victim. Oh, interesting. That's, this is fucked up. Yeah, and they torture her and stuff. Yeah,

so it's a weird case. They don't mess around. It's one of those things. If the kids were 15, 60, I'm like, all right, who snitch?

I just think so. If you can prove she has mentally ill, you put her in a facility. Have her read. Have her read. And be like, yeah,

see, she's dumb as fuck? Yeah. She's dumb as rocked. They'll figure that out. But there's, some people that I don't sleep with underage kids. So something's up here.

I don't know. You can't blame it on a low IQ and then say she has ADHD. I think some people are actually just out of it. I don't think it's because she's dumb. She might be out of her mind. Yeah, she might just be bad shit crazy and has a low IQ. There's a lot of people with low IQs myself. Think about the pain, her father.

That's still your daughter. And she's out. She's crazy. She's fucking crazy. Terrible. You know? Mm-hmm. Of course Jim brings this one up.

Because it's actually going viral. Yuki Kalamura, I guess he's the shortest ever Chicago Bulls player. And then he had to do a jump ball with this tall dude. I don't know anything about these sports scenes, but he actually got the ball. You know how good that he must be at basketball to be that short? You know how good that motherfucker must be at the sport of basketball to be on the Chicago Bulls at, was he, 5-8? That's so crazy. That's so crazy.

Yeah. That's so crazy. what he is. An Asian? That's like a white quarterback in the NFL. You know how much shit those boys have to go through? That's even crazier. Like to be playing.

Way crazy. Right? Like that's crazy. Oh, Dana, harden the pain on Delaware. You know, Delaware, I foreclosed,

he was $26 million. So they foreclosed his offices in L.A. He was $26 million. $23 or $26, yeah. He does. That's what they're saying. Like, he owes like $23 million. For what?

Not paying the bills. So there's Dana White. Because Oscar continues to talk smack about, like, even the Zufa boxing man's coming up. So this is Dana White kind of defending himself. I mean, Oscar, Oscar's on a sinking ship and will not shut the fuck up. This guy is fascinating. He's going to have to throw the panties and fucking stockings back on and get on only fans to start paying his rent. My boy's running out of money.

his ship is sinking very fast and he's talking shit all the way down that about wraps it up with Dana candies and fish nets back on jump on only fans and pay that $23 million and fucking rent you oh buddy talking shit and fucking

it's a lot of only fans bye bye that's a lot. It's a lot of money. All righty. This is the Jeffrey Epstein stuff. This is about Bill Gates.

She, Rogan was the Epstein? Huh? You see Rogan was the Epstein? No. Yeah. Rogan was? Yeah. You didn't see it?

Why? Well, no, it makes them look good because they tried, like, because Rogan had a guest on and Epstein emailed that guest. It was like, yo man, we'd love to be on Rogan, can connect me.

And he's like, I haven't heard from him. Rogen was like, fuck off. This is years ago, too, by the way. Yeah. He's just thought Rogan was funny. This is a few days later this is 2017. After Jeffrey Epstein asked Lawrence Krause to connect him to Rogan, Kraus relays the bad news

that Rogan isn't at all interested in meeting with him. Yeah. Has Rogan told you the story? No. It's awesome. Yeah. He's basically get the fuck out of here. I can imagine what he'd be like get the fuck out. Yeah, that's exactly especially if he knew. Look, so Jeffrey Epstein goes, I saw he did

the Rogan show. Can you introduce me? I think he's funny. He goes, I'll reach out to Rogan. I could have told you how this we can go, Bubba. A few days later, he replied back, sorry about Rogan so far. It seems more timid than I would have thought. He's not timid. He just doesn't fuck with him. Lawrence Krauss got in trouble.

Are you familiar with them? That there is, I've had them on my podcast, Morris Crows back in the day. Hmm. Yep. All righty. Smart guy, but. Yeah, they released like, what, three million pages of the Epstein files? Yeah, this is interesting.

So this is Bill Gates's ex-wife, talking about him and Epstein. Oh, no. I also met Jeffrey Epstein exactly one time. Did you? Yes, because I wanted to see who this man was. And I regretted it from the second I stepped in the door. He was abhorrent. He was evil personified.

I had nightmares about it afterwards. So, you know, my heart breaks for these young women, because that's how I felt, and here I'm an older woman. My God, I feel terrible for those young women. It's awful. You felt that the moment you walked in. I didn't realize that. Yeah.

But I made it very clear how I felt about him. Did you hear it in the reports, Bill got an STD? Yeah. And was asking Epstein, like, how can I give my wife some shit? Shit. Like, to sneak it in. So she, because, you know. Yeah, well, there you go.

Hey, you know, a lot of what I get from this Epstein shit is a lot of powerful men were looking to get laid and cheat on their wives and do it on an island. And so, so Epstein. I think somewhere underage, for sure. Sure, but I think Epstein was there to provide what you wanted. And for the most part, for the most part, it was pros on an island. Like, that's what I've always said. It's like, oh, you mean these really powerful men were getting laid?

Yeah. And kept coming back for more because they were doing it where nobody was watching. So they thought. Like Bill Gates, like, uh-uh. I was never there. It's like, buddy. Is that what he said? Your name's all over the fucking files.

Is that what he said there? Your wife said you hung out with him, dude. We also have emails you trying to hook up with girls and you got an SDV. Did he? Tenectly false claims and different things that he contact and as to be contracted.

Oh, so maybe some of this is bullshit. Oh, because people told you that because Bill Gates gave him a quote. Maybe it's not in the. It's in the files, Brian. It's wild that there's three million files.

Yikes. But I thought there was nothing. Didn't they tell us how many long there was nothing? Now there's three million? Well, there were a lot. I just,

it's so embarrassing for a lot of these guys, right? Prince Andrew, over a girl lying. down like that. That was weird. Oh, here you go. Listen to I'm 13. Emails with Bill as a subject includes claims that Bill received antibiotics with STI to add insult to the injury. You then subsequently with tears in your eyes, explore me to please delete the emails regarding your STD. Your request that I provide you with antibiotics that you can give to Melinda in the description

of your penis. The EPSA email reads. Of course they're going to say it's absolutely false. This thing, this is false. Actually, though, I'm I have skeptical hippo eyes. on a lot of this because I think I'm getting, I don't want to get gamed either. Like how much of this shit is like, I'm sure it's some other famous bill. Come on, dude. Don't be such a fucking.

No, I'm not. I'm not saying that. Bill's a piece of shit, man. He's been all over the shit from day one. Day one, I got to piss. From day one. Piss the way. Let's take a little break, B.

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If you see me in White T, it's True Classic. They got joggers, hoodies, buttonups, chinos. They have it all. Our boys blew up now. Like Brian said, Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, we got you. Or just go to True Classic.com slash Fighter. You're welcome. What else you got, buddy?

All right. We had this guy on our show, Preacher Lawson. He's a buddy who is, right? He's great. I like Preacher Lawson. And he has some training. So someone who claims to see a blue belt and jiu-jit to and as a wrestler,

challenged him outside after one of his performances. No, go, come on. I've been filming fights outside the club. Man, Christian, go. This guy's like, I hate this shit. Well, that guy can't grapple at all. Feature's awesome.

He's great. Why would that guy challenge him when he can't fight? You know, because it's like, People do that sometimes. I don't know. Look at this. 123,000 likes.

Love it. It's over 7,000 comments. Lost in trains a lot, I think. I think he's taking some fights, actually. He did, I saw him. Yeah. He looks pretty good. I don't know where this is from, but check out this girl boxing this guy.

Oh, damn. Oh. In a fight where you're the underdog, you have to really rely on your fundamentals to put yourself in a position to win. Here, you see this young lady starting out calling you. out of work, showing elite confidence that's going to give her a little bit of momentum to potentially who's breaking the streetlights later on? Also, you see her in fighting stance before our opponents in fighting stance. That shows that she's ready to work. She's going to start to use a technique employed by George Benton when he fought Johnny Smith in a shorter versus taller matchup. Of course,

that's a breakdown you can find on our Patreon. She'll take small steps coming forward. A dollar, a five-quered 10, George... Much like the killer during an horror movie, applying small amounts of pressure to her opponent in fighting stance. She's going to feign him, and then immediately she's going to go to another fundamental... Does she faint it? Which is galloping, going backwards.

The next year we're doing is galloping. Pay him back, one motion. One motion. You'll see her here, gallop, creating a lot of space between her and her opponent. She'll start that galloping right. Here you see her gallop, gallop, gallop, still galloping, still galloping,

retreating, galloping, and then she has the agility out of her gallop to stop on a dime, boom, land a good punch, and sit her opponent down. Boom! Boom! He's a little beast, dude. And part of it's also the guy's not gonna fight her. He's not kinda, I look like he was down.

Why was he walking towards us? Just leave it up. That was better than most female UFC fights I've seen a hot second. She's a little bee. She's a little thing too. Tiny. A little feisty thing. Caught him.

I wanted to show this is like a Facebook marketplace kind of thing. So this guy's a barber and he kind of always flash his money on his website on his Instagram. And he was meeting up to buy some iPhone or iPhones. On Facebook marketplace? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo. Boss man.

How you doing? That's not blue, bro. All right, here you go. You want to check it out real quick? It's already a lot, there you know? It's reset. So it's good to go.

It's good to go, yeah, yeah. Yo, yo, yo. N-PY-307. So these are some of this... What a dick. He just stole it from. So he's a bad guy. He's a piece of shit.

So it's good to go. It's good to go. So because of the internet, they found him, of course. Of course. And his barbershop. Shut. Or his barbershop business is done, yeah, obviously. What was he thinking?

He's not, he doesn't think. So it's good to go. He's a piece of shit. He just takes off. Yeah. And the way he's eating food and shit, I just want to fucking smack him. He sucks. He sucks.

Yeah, he's a terrible person. What the fuck? He thought he's going to get away with it? Dude, I mean, you know, because I'm on Facebook marketplace. Exactly. Some people are getting killed. Oh, yeah. They'll jack them. You know, because I buy, like, car parts and tires and stuff, but you just meet up with strangers, dude.

Like, I bring my gun with me, but there's, there's times where, you know, there's people recently, they meet up and they get killed. People send to me all the time, you know, I love Facebook marketplace. Yeah. But people are getting killed. Really? Yeah. Okay. So Nick Diaz, I think fairly recently came out of rehab.

He says he quit drinking or anything else. And then this is him actually talking about Nate Diaz, his little brother. I've been the same since day one. I'm always going to be the same. You know, I like talking people. I like taking pictures with fans. I don't like to be that guy that everybody's like, oh, that fucking guy's a dick, you know.

I met him and he's a dick, you know. I feel like that's more my brother. He's kind of stuck up. Just so people know, you know, they haven't been close in years. I didn't know that. I didn't know either. No. I had no idea.

Everyone in the sport knows it. They haven't been like close in years. Nick is dealing with stuff. He's been for a while, yeah. But then apparently he says he's out of a... Yeah, but that's recent. So maybe Nate's on like, dude, I'm grinding. I'm trying to hustle man.

You're out here bullshit. So maybe that has some reason why they're not so close anymore. But yeah, I've heard that forever. They haven't been close in a hot second. I thought they were super cool. I thought they were insanely close. They would corner each other back in the day. Are you talking 10 years ago when he fought?

More than that. Yeah. Doesn't mean they're close 10 years later. Well, he wasn't he on the street for a while? Yeah. Well, there's a very infamous video of him like outside of some place like lighting the bushes on fire. But it's sexy saying that about his brother too because Nate's probably like, dude,

I'm trying to get my shit together. You've been on this. You know how much damage these guys took, especially in practice when they would go to Oakland and box with like. Andre Ward? Yeah. And you know, from my. what I heard is the Andre Awards camp was like you guys him out yeah you can't do this you're

getting hurt you can't come here and the optimal suck for Nate too if your big brother who he looks up to is like talking shit about you he's like dude what are you talking and all he does is talk the best things about yeah i don't like this that's sad I hate it that's sad um and there's this picture is kind of trippy too this is nadeo's next to freaking andy Louise yeah and you look small there and he's thin knock you out quick Who's the guy next to him? I don't know. When it was on trash, guys.

This went viral. Have you guys seen this video? No. These two girls showed up to another girl's place where she was working at to jump her. And then you'll see what happens. What are kids doing, man? She works at Target?

Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Is that AI? She beat the shit out. There she's being her up now, too. Dude, she makes a mean slice of, pie and she can scrap. She flung her.

Let me see that again. That was impressive. Get her a co-joka. Bro. There's like all sorts of rumors, but they're saying she does M. M.A. as well. Yeah, don't fuck around. They go to her place of business and both get beat up. Like, first of all, these girls are hearted. Yeah, she blocked it with her leg too.

Oh, she got fucked up. Look at her friends like, hey, man, stop. And she's like, oh, you want some too? Good for that girl. That's cool. Great. Love seeing that. Like Batman. All right. This will be the last one.

Well, everyone, this is a little older, but Joe, Joe explained why he didn't get nominated for the Gold's Gold's Golds. He went to submit the paperwork. Yeah,

so it takes $500, submit the paperwork. Joe was like, what do you mean? Jersey and Tuxed he don't get out of awards. I'm not number one. I've been number one for six years.

You think I need a word to do that? He's like, I already know I won, yeah. I love it. It's right on brand for Joseph. Yeah, he didn't want to get the fuck out of you.

He's like, I'm going to give a shit about that. We're just going to pretend because you guys make up some awards that I'm not number one. It's the same thing with the MMA awards when he got best, you know, personality or best whatever is get the fuck. I don't care. Well, no, that's different. It's completely different because that he doesn't have to pay $500.

Yeah. But that's MMA. Those are facts. He's number one. Yeah. And the fans vote on it. Also, nobody votes on this.

This is, this is, pay 500 bucks. Yeah, that's what he's saying. He's like, because I don't submit the paperwork. Like, everyone knows I'm number one. What are he fucking talking about? What is that? Okay, I'll just play this video. Look at this video.

This is what's wrong with America right here. We've got a pregnant woman having a change in eight people to buy herself. No husband in sight. She probably doesn't even know who the dad or the baby is. This is the problem. These women in America are just having these babies. They're not staying with the dads. The dads aren't sticking around.

They're picking these low-life deadbeat dads. Nobody around to help them. Just having to do all this herself. And who's going to, she's just going to get bigger. She's going to get bigger and bigger, more and more pregnant. Look at this video. That's fucking great. You think it's like a stitch?

That's so good. That's really fun. That's so good. These low lives, that's really funny. She's fucking clocks the shit out of them. That's awesome. That's Justin Stadner. That was so good.

Good way to mention. I'll see you in. Actually, it's not. not up there right now. Hell yeah. I'll be at Liberty Township in Cincinnati, everybody at the Funny Bone this Friday Saturday. Yeah.

Cincinnati Liberty Township. Let's go. See you there. Can't wait to see you. Now, you, your dates are all over now. For Charlotte.

I know you got to fix your website. It says January, San Jose. We've got to change all that. We've got to change all that. Yeah, we've got to change all that. I'm going to get on that right away. Phoenix, Arizona, February 27th, March 1st.

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