The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1169

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

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This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. We want to apologize for two things. The yellow, the yellow shirts. A couple yellow boys. And my face, if you can see that I... Your face and the hair line. Apologize for your hair line.

Well, no, no, no, no. Apologize for the last 15 years on your head. No, no, no, come on, Bob, but... No, no, my hair... Apologize for the bags in your eyes. No, no, no. After putting the audience through eye surgery that did nothing. It didn't do a lot.

It didn't do a lot. We need another hair transplant. You should just... We are on tea. We are on tea. We are on tea. The face is a little bit mashy. I got W.C.

feels nose. It looks like I'm alcoholic. There's going to be a beat on the way here. Yeah, because I, because when my wrestling partners, I wrestle and I do jujitsu at my age. And then they give me Leche de Padre and they smother me with their tits. So grown men smother me with their tits. Dude, you and I never wear yellow and randomly. Why didn't I get the fucking mellow that we're matching today?

I know. Randomly, we just rocked yellow today. You got your first form. shirt on first for me at the Padres hey what are you doing wearing a baseball shirt okay it was given to name a player on the team it was given name one player on the team it was given

Hernandez it was given to me wow just a random Latina name Hernandez Machado rinsalo Gonzalez um Gonzales don't be crazy Gonzales fucking stupid question and uh I fucking because because the the uh the scout

one of the scouts for the Padres came to my show and brought me some swag. I would love that. I'm supposed to hate the Padres because I'm such a Dodgers fan, but I'm not from L.A. So I love the Padres. I love the Padres. My kiddo's favorite stadium to go to.

Really? Podger Stadium's awesome. They do have a six stadium. Dude, you stay at the hotel right there and you just walk to the stadium. It's easy to get to. Pecco Park's fucking awesome. You know, I had a good talk with at the gym was Zach Allen.

You know, Zach Allen, all pro defensive end for the Broncos? a big white boy you've not seen a tailpiece like this in your life yeah it's a blowout now is it now is it better than megan fox's new tailpiece did you see she got her ass done oh no buddy all right so she's already a 10 she's already i know meg life is on fair yeah i know me life is on fair and she went oh guess what and Megan by the way just just just just just just a couple things about Megan oh no you got to lover lover and already had a butt already had a great background yeah no she she she that's that so oh oh Dude, you got to bring up the Instagram, Chin.

We got to get younger. You got to go to her Instagram where she's showing this. That's her ass. That's crazy. I try to be. Those are the new ones today. That's, yeah. Technology really is something else.

She is a beautiful and I love her as a person. Game over. Game over. Her faces are ridiculous. Tits were popping. The only thing she was missing was an ass. Oh, sweet science. How old is she now?

Does it matter? You know what I met her when she was nice? years old. And she was doing Transformers. She was dating my buddy. I was what I was about saying she might be better looking now than Transformers, Megan Philes. Oh yeah. And she was gorgeous then.

But Megan's like, she's like a kind of a nerd. She reads. She's like, she's not a she's a real human being, man. Look at her. Yeah. God bless. I'm such a fan. Yeah. I mean. And she has the thighs to help out there.

I don't even know what she does anymore and I'm a fan. It does. doesn't matter. Just hot. Who? How did that's, what is that? There's a certain level of hot where you could just, you're famous for that. But that new, you don't have to be good at everything. That new look, she's got 21 million followers.

And that's the only picture she left on her Instagram, obviously, because that's what people should pay attention to. Well, she's fantastic. Crushing it. She's crushing it. Yeah, I mean, that's, if you're machine gun, Kelly, that's what, that's what happened. Are they still together? No, no, they broke up.

I like that guy. That kid, do you? I like machine gun Kelly. Have you? No, but I heard, it sounds weird, but somebody, like, I like, I like, I think he's talented. And I, and I think people love to hate on him, but I think he's got something. And, and, and, uh, it was funny because some guy had a camera on him that does this thing. And the guy goes, something like, uh, so how do you have confidence?

And what do you do? How do you address that? And he goes, how do I have confidence? Oh, I don't know. It's a daily struggle. Like, you can see he's just a guy who's doing the best he can. Also, he gets all this hate and then he stays off social. media for the most part he's like he's like it's weird because I was on social

media for a while and I get all this thing like God people fucking hate me and I go out that night into sold out arena yeah he's like so it wasn't people got he was it he does dress like every girl I had a crush on when I was a skateboarder yeah yeah he does yeah he takes some fashion risk I'll give him I'll get I'll get I'm probably gonna get some he's tallest shit too but this is this is just factual Eminem doesn't respond to everybody who puts out like a disc track yeah because so many people do I actually think that, like, yes, Eminem fucking... Eminem cooked, I think Eminem won.

But Machineon Kelly's, you could say whatever you want about him. It was good. He's talented. It was good. He's not, we're not talking about him because he's a no talent. Like, everything about him is like, like, you know, if I look like that, I don't know how to dress like that. That's an artistic expression, you know. It's fun to make fun of, but I'm not bad.

He dropped the bag with Megan Fox, but he messed it up with Megan Fox, but I'll get it. He's been making fun. You know what, though? He's probably a lot to be with, but, you know, it's like... Is he wearing heels? Sure, he's probably wearing heels. That's a lot there. That's a tattoo.

But if you... He also had the balls when Connor McGregor stepped up to him. He didn't back down. No. He's got a lot of pride. He kind of confronted Tripoli because Sam was making fun of white rappers. Wait, I came backstage. He came back at the comedy store and tried to fight him.

Get the fuck out of it. Well, he came backstage and kind of got in his face, yeah. Where he was like, you know. Yeah, I like the guy. Yeah. How does Sam Farragans him? Look at his. Not good.

No? No. Look at his tats. Yeah, he covered up a lot of it just with like the venom tattoos. Wait, is that a tattoo? Yeah. He covered everything up. Is that like?

It take forever. Black face, but body? Well, it's like a tribal. It's like a tribal black body. Damn, that's a lot. Like a North Sentinel black? I don't know what that is. But people now, to cover up the tattoos just go all black like that.

You know, he's got a lot. How is that not black? He seems to have a lot of anger. He's probably picked on as a kid, skinny, and then just found his way. And now he's, you know, he's awesome. He grew up in Denver. Did he? Yeah, he's from Ohio, but grew up in Denver.

Yeah, I like the kid. See, this is blackface to me. That's like their newest thing because, you know, before tattoos are so taboo back in the day. now nothing's like exciting and crazy. When you get this, this is a new like, whoa. Yeah, I like it. Really? Yeah.

Oh, it's such a weight. Because, like, dude, I love tattoos. Love the art. Love it. But that's not art to me. That's just black. It's a bold move. It's a bold move.

It's a lot of work. And could you imagine? Does that protect you from the sun? It's not melancho. There's the ink. It's crazy, right? that the ink stays in your skin. Yeah.

The thing that protects them from the sun is melanin. That is a black ink tattoo. Yeah. Let's see, hold on. They got a fade over time, though. I guess they, but notice it's mainly white people, like super white people doing it, so they're not really out in the sun anyway.

Says no, bro, sorry. It's not meaning for the detector. It definitely fades, I bet. How is that any different than black face? When no one's done it on their face yet, though. Oh, they have. There's some people. All black?

Yeah. You know, well, like, New Zealand people do it. The Maori. This is blackface. Yeah, that's frowned upon. And this guy. You can't do that. Bro, you can't.

You can do that. But also just don't do that anyway. You know, like, what happened? What the fuck is that pig nose guy? Go up. It's so bad. Yeah, when people tattoo their eyeballs. I can't watch that.

Yeah, that's horrific. That's, I don't know why they did that. That guy's mentally fit. That's all good. That guy's crushing it. That's so bad. That's so bad. It'd be funny if he was just not politically what you thought he was.

He's just a conservative. He's a conservative guy. When people tattoo their eyes, it makes my eyes water. And when it gets infected, it's horrific. It's a big prison thing. Have you seen the videos of the people who are changing their eye color now? It's hilarious. Because you realize you're built for the eye.

color that you have and every single one of them the guy goes right after the surgery it looked so bad that he goes it's just permanent oh it's that bad it doesn't look good but with Casper on that stuff you can start to change your eyes but it's from the jump you don't want to do it when you're

40. Eventually it'll be all change your eyes right? Yeah down big eye killer down down down I would not change my down actually show up and with really beautiful blue eyes although I'd like to get you know this one here? No, I was on TikTok

but better hair Oh, that guy right there Carrido, NYC it just does not look right Oh, buddy, you look like a cat now I went to Carrato, NYC to get this done Now it costs about $12,000

But was it worth it? No I think so, questions, comment section This is an eye update It don't look bad How do they do that? You just look like they look like marbles.

You look like a cat. How are they doing it, though? It's a legit surgery people are getting. But out of all the surgeries. Is it done with a, like a dye? Is it keratin? Caratipigmentation. So there's tattooing.

You know the most rare eye color? Green. Hold on. Green. Is it green? Well, onics. Green and then blue. Onics is a, it's not brown.

It's not shoe brown. It's not. not poop brown like everyone here what color are yours? It's not Dwar brown, baby yours are green yeah oh they kind of are yeah bro it's like a dark green though I'm exotic you got like a camo green uh huh that's the rarest

one yeah good looking kid thank you buddy since gray is can generally consider the rarest that's not a color though it's a color what you mean I'm talking about real shit here man why it's gray is not a color you just decided it's not

you're dismissing Go down, Chin, what else? This is red violet? You imagine your baby comes to the old red eyes? I'm like, okay, well, I spawned Satan. Yeah, we need to bring a priest in this room. Oh, yeah, that's if you're an albino. Oh, that's a bummer.

Yeah, that's a bummer, man. The two different eye color, that's a crazy one. Green, 2%. Really? Dude, I want gray. Brown, 80% of the population. You do not want gray, Brian. Why?

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My aunt, Nubby. Yeah? Yeah. And my mom has green eyes too. Really? Yeah. You guys have blonde? Because your daughter's a blondeie, right?

She's blonde now, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, there's no blondes. And you had a blonde. ginger kid too. Yep. Damn, you have a gym? I didn't know that.

Oh, yeah. Cody was a real ginger boy. He was a real ginger boy. I don't let my kids hang out with ginger. No, no, I can explain. Hold on. No, hold on. But no, wait, let me just explain.

It's turning more Auburn now. So you don't mind. Does he have freckles? He does have some freckles. Just but little tight ones like. Can't come over to the house. Why not? Just a couple.

Please. We can conceal them. Cody was like Chuckie Red before. He was Chuckie Red for a while. That was my joke. I was like a white guy. I have to raise a minority in my own home. That was a good joke.

Yeah. That was a good joke. I do this joke where I'm like, if you, everybody's prejudiced against ginger, if you walked into an orphanage to adopt a child and the first baby they held it was a ginger, everybody would be like, oh, okay. Do you have others? Can we look around? Do you have any others?

Yeah. Isn't Max Crosby a redhead? I'm trying to think of the toughest redheads. I believe he is. I'm going to ask Max to keep his head down with Sean. You know, it's tough when you're a black redhead. I had a black redhead in my school. What do you mean?

He was like a black guy with red hair? Black red hair and red freckles. Fuck, dude. Yeah, he's a redhead. Crosby. Oh, yeah. Look at that red beard. Look at that red fucking beard.

Stut. Well, he's the greatest ginger of all time. Maybe. His hair's blonde, though. That jawline. That's a Viking right there. He's the greatest ginger of all time. If you have to rate your top three gingers all time, who you put in?

For me, Ed Shearin's my number one. Ginger's? Edgson's number one ginger. What about athletes? Go to top redhead athletes. It might be cross. Top redhead athletes. Max Crosby's definitely top three.

But then you also got Blake Griffin, Redhead. Blake Griffin. Black Ginger. Black Ginger. Black Jim Griffin. Blake Griffin's up there. Yeah. I'll be guilty.

Keep going. Red Sox. Andy Dalton. Sam, what's his name? Keep going. Who's the center? The red head was a base. Keep going.

WW, how did he put those with? Oh, Mark McGuire. Oh, yeah. That's a, that's a top tier. That's a true juicy redhead. Keep going. Sam Durgerton, okay. Keep going.

Tom Watson, keep going, golf. Dealer and Hart Jr. Yeah, he's up there. Keep going. She's not a real person, like Jessica Rabbit. Oof. One of my favorites.

I should jack off harder as a kid. Bill Walt. Lucille Ball, also top, top round draft pick redhead. Dude, he'd go on straight up actors, though. Horace Becker won Wimleton. 17 years old.

Yeah, keep going, tennis. Let's get some real shit here. Bill Walton. Yeah, he was a great. Roy Holiday. Oh, come on, baby. Sean White. Yeah, flying tomato.

Yeah. This side sucks. There's no pictures. What the fuck is that guy? Red Shonen de-enst? His nickname was literally red. Five times. Like Morgan Freeman.

And this makes no sense. Harold Grange. I don't know. 1924. Get the fuck out of my face. Oh. Canello. Canelo.

Canelo. Canelo. Cinnamon. You got to put him... No, top three. Top three. If not number one. By the way, good contention for number one.

He's an all-time great. Yeah. Would you put him off all-time great boxer? I would. Yeah? I think he was... I think he's a great boxer. I think anybody in history would have their hands full with that guy.

I think he did it. He took on all commerce, too. That's what I respect about that. Well, not all. You think was he just too young when he fought Mayweather? Yeah, that's why Mayweather did get out of the way. Mayweather said he's the future of boxing. He's not ready yet.

Dude, Mayweather's not good with money, huh? No. Jesus Christ, he announced three fights. Three fights coming out. Hey, but stop. Well, he has a gambling thing. You think so? No.

Is that fact? I don't think it's gambling. He's a big time. He spends a ton of money. Yeah, but he also gambles a lot. Who's he got? He got us Mike Tyson. that's the first fight

some like random dude and then he has many pack yeah no the dude he's fighting at the middle was supposed to be I forgot who that was he's not funny Mike Tyson he is he is well I'll just find out there is Nick said something I'll just find it or no

think how much fucking money that guy's made and that 50 has to line up three he probably calls the agent I was like fuck dude line up some shit dude third so Mike Tyson's first hold on here we go

There we go. Mike Zambides. So he's fighting Mike Tyson in the Congo. Three in this year. Yeah, that's what I said, dude. And all pretty fast. He's like, give me money now. Who is that guy he's fighting?

Zambides? Who is that? I'm surprised he's not fighting Jake Paul. Greek kickboxer. That's strange. That is strange, but he's a kickboxer. So 18-time world champ, K-1 tournament Grand Prix. You guys know more about boxing than me.

How does Jake? Paul do against an old out of out of it manny pack yeah um man see he i don't know if jakee he did you see manny's last fight he's like legit that jake would beat floyd you think so yeah if you watch the logan paul fight if it's a real fight like jake's young he's so much bigger yeah and he actually boxes competitively a lot you think in a way would knock floyd's head off at this point yeah in a way is so fuck is he's so good so good he's to have that much power at that size too damn crazy i would say though in many ways florida's the greatest like i like he just never got touched i mean to be a boxer and his defense was literally impossible to deal with

not my favorite boxer but and arguably at the sport of boxing the sport of hitting and not going hit he's the best how do you beat that i mean it's it's isn't a bummer to see he has to do this It's sad. It's sad. And you can't say, oh, it's not like the UFC where it's like, oh, he has to do this because he didn't make enough money. He made all the money. How much, he probably made, do you think he made close to a billion in his career? Yeah, they did, yeah, yeah.

It's a lot. It's at least 300 million, right? Oh, way more than that. More than that. Yeah. He's probably getting at least 100. He made a hundred-something million just off the many-packout fight. That's so crazy.

But it goes. It will go. Yeah, especially we have the entourage and all the houses. cars. All that stuff. He sells cars. Over, wow.

He made well over a billion dollars. Yeah. So what are you searching up big dicks on? That's insane. Is that something that says big dicks on the lift? Well, big dick bandits. That's our song. Oh, yeah.

Be funny. You guys don't, Chins like big black cock. We finally, we'd have to edit it out. Yeah, black cocks. Chins all, oh. That's what he's been doing.

You guys remember the lyrics, though, at all? No. 300 million to fight Manny Pachia. That was such a boring fight. Maybe it's because I'm not a boxing head like you guys are. It was a horrible fight. That was a touch, touch, touch, grab, touch, touch, grab. How do you think the rematch is going to go?

It was like a slow dance at a Keenze Nira. You mean Manny Pachiao and Floyd? Manny, apparently, and it was a big gamut. He was injured. Yeah, he was injured with his shoulder. Really bad, really bad. Couldn't really throw up. But even going in that, anyone who knows.

box and knew that wasn't a good matchup stylistically. What is this? This is a song that Brennan and Brian used to sing, and a lot of fans want them to redo it, but it's such a long time ago that they don't, I don't think they're going to remember the actual song, right? That's why this is some of the lyrics.

It's on sound, is there an actual song somebody made? I looked it up and he just showed episodes where you guys say it kind of, but not the full song. We can look at it together, see. Brian loves any excuse to sing. yeah it does

but i mean it's a simple song right these are probably like the biggest uh i just remember the song being big dick bandits big dick bandits that's it's big dick bandits yeah all right well i'll get a lyrics list together and maybe one day you started that you were like well it's original big big big bandits and i was like yeah well it started with me singing that and some guys in china some expats in china sent us a video of them singing that song a handful of guys Hey, people in the chat, I have to, I feel like we should do a vote. I feel like put a one in the chat if you think Brian should never show his bare feet ever again.

You have, I agree. Talons. What do you mean, dude? You got talons on you. No, I got beautiful. No, you don't. No, dude, I have very, very demure people. You would cure a foot fetish on him.

No, dude, these are, these are fucking. You might be able to make some decent ink cone. Yeah, you don't know, man. No. They're like an Asian fingers. No, they're like, yeah, they are long. You got long toes. Well, that's expressive, dude.

That's expressive. Look at that arch. Do you know that flat feet? When you have an arch, it correlates to charisma. It correlates to, like, flat-feated footed people, apparently don't get the same like eye looks when they walk into a room. Look that up, chin. Say again? Say again?

I've ever heard of. Flat feet have more charisma? That's something a guy with flat feet made up. up. The arch of your foot correlates. It sounds like some an ugly chick made up who has flat feet. Well, it correlates. With girls, I could see.

Because you could see their feet. Look at this. My rule is you should never see a man's feet outside the house. That's what my least favorite thing about Florida was. Yeah. Correlates with what? With your, like, with your charisma or social magnetism. You could just put personality too to make it easy.

Well, we'll give as much information as we can prompts wise. Hold on, hold on. Old physiognomy theories. Okay. Oh, so when you were young. Language of posture interpretations. The first thing, first thing is no.

Well, Sam Holman has flat feet, so he didn't want you to. You heard that from Sam Altman. I have flat feet so that I was praying that this was wrong. Foot arts. Hey, type. But of course. Types mainly affect. Right?

Running efficiency, injury. Like, I don't mind waist. time so I'll entertain this, but as soon as it came out of Brian's mouth and went, well, I guess I'll go down this road. By the way, by the way, I kind of know better, but I just wanted to see if the big feet, big dick thing. Was it John Lovitz that had that joke where it was like, if the big hands, big feet, big nose, all corollies. He goes, that's one ugly motherfucker. You better have a big dick. Is that Lovis? It's funny. Lovez is so funny. My friend went to a John Lovitz show and they were like,

dude, he's, he's so funny. Oh, yeah. He's hilarious. Did you ever see what? Did you ever see and him and Bill did a pod together and they were fucking with each other. Bill Burr? Yeah. Yeah, they're like getting into it. He's fucking good. John Lovice is good. You forget how long he's been doing it. Underrated.

Oh, dude. Remember I got into it with him? That can't go good. No. You don't remember that? What are you made fun of you or what? No, he was at the laugh factor. My mom went up to him and said something

he like shoot her off. Oh, yeah. So then I got him firing the kid and lit him up. And then he called Brian. And then he called Brian. John's great. And then we remember we were at the old studio we were at a donut place and he walks him and goes,

hello, Brian. He looked at me and he goes, this is you. It was funny. I was like, I'm sorry, man. My mom goes, I don't even remember meeting her. So this makes no sense. But I apologize.

I apologize. He was, I apologize. Are we good? And then I go, what are you doing? a donut. He goes, enjoy your donuts, gentlemen.

He looks at Brennan, and he's like this. He goes, mm-hmm. I said, where are you going? He goes, karate.

He's so funny. Dude, there's no one who could, he could just say anything. So funny. Be funny. Dude, he showed up. We had dinner,

and he showed up at Veyaventato with, in a Rolls-Royce. And, you know, who's sitting next to him in the Rolls-Royce, his dog, his little dog in this crazy Rolls-Royce.

He's a legend, man. A legend. I used to watch his cartoon. soon as it good. What was that called? Oh, what was that? I did too. The fucking hold on. John Lovett's cartoon? He's so funny. He's always funny. Like there's very few people like him. Him like a guy like, oh yeah. I love the kid. And Kevin Nealyn are both basically geniuses. I've never met Kevin. Oh my God. Kevin Neal is the funniest. Yeah. Motherfucker on the planet. Him and Lovitz. If they want to turn it up, it's like, oh boy.

And their stand-up is right now, their stand-up is as good as anything. They're monsters. Yeah, Kevin's great. It's like a different, it's like a type of comedian that's like that. Because you know who else is like that? Harlan Williams.

Oh, yeah. Harlem's great. Where they could just say anything and just be fucking hilarious. Well, one of the best sets of my life, I was at the improv. And I just murdered.

You remember, like when you saw me at the, you know, comedy store and I was doing that shit to audio, they were just going crazy. And literally, I remember when Kevin had to follow me me at the, at the, and in my mind, I was like, and he's a legend,

but I was like, and that's a hard actor. follow right yeah not being a dick but it was you had a 10 out of 10 set for yourself and and Kevin goes yeah Brian was really good it's really good right you guys hey and he goes yeah yeah and the thing is I'm just as good but it's gonna take a little while you'll see though and he's like he's like he's goes and then he does a joke that and he goes oh no that's nothing that's nothing we're just in the appetizers name he doesn't no no no I know I know you're laughing but just wait it's gonna get him and by the end of it he's killing the room killing that and he goes told you and just gets off

I'm like, God, Dan, bad motherfucker. Back in those days, there was, like, real talent to make it. Oh, right? There's no social media, like, you have to have real talent. You guys had some real beasts on your lineup. That was, like, that was a heyday of the seller and the store. Think about Brennan, who got thrown into the best lineup, maybe of all time, all the time. Who was one of the harder, like, the worst to follow?

He'd been doing standard for 20 minutes. Joey Diaz? Joey Diaz, yeah. My God. Joey Diaz is going to sound crazy. You pulled it off, though. I've never gotten to see him live, not once. But I heard that he...

When he's on? Good, fucking... So loud. Good luck. So powerful. Good luck. I heard Sebastian, though, at the... Sebastian, I sure.

Would... Bill Burr. Killer. Sebastian's never been anything... Oh, Tony Rock. Tony Rock's a nightmare to follow. Oh, Chris Delia. Yeah.

Try following you. Enjoy... Theo Vaughn. Try following those guys back in 2018. Yeah. Good luck. I think that was the heyday of the store. It was a renaissance.

Oh, it was a golden... Since Robin Williams and Jim It was better. I would argue it was better. It was, that's a big statement. That's a big statement. But it was that lineup on a Tuesday for $24, let's go through it. Bill Burr.

Comedy chaos. Sebastian Manascarca. Tripoli. Theo Vaughan. Cristalea. Cristallia. Joey Diaz. Joe Rogan.

Yeah, I remember walking and it was, I was like two years in the comedy and I saw you on stage there and you were doing some act out of like, I think you were like doing a Scottishman on a horse. Probably. Horseback. Probably. Which you stole a lot of horse things. A lot of horse things.

A lot of horse things. But it was murdering. And I remember being like, fuck, that's another, that's another level of kill right there. And it was, that was, yeah, those were the days that we were all. Everybody on that stage was a fucking monster. And Brendan had been doing stand-up for a year and he was getting up. But you were holding your own. You were getting up there.

I had a funny story right after that. Think about that, though. Think about the fact that you were thrown into that fire. Think about that for a second. A lot. that i remember when we first met i was telling you i'm like the way you started and the way i started totally different he got thrown in front of i'm dude i'm so glad that i was able to perform in 2100 people 2100 people 2100 people he could make him go up i pretend to be late and i was just

make him go up and i was like you got to go up and like cover for me and tell a story yeah and that was his beginning of stand-up and like he they talk about nervous but he would just be like ah fuck i fight guys in my underwear uh-huh and and and and then and then being jumped into that lineup. Yeah, I got to bomb in solitude. It was great. Yeah. He didn't bond, though.

You always had, you always had your charisma and your fucking stories, man. You figured that out. That's what, that's, yeah, those were the haydies because you also had, you had Santino, who wasn't famous at the time. Nobody knew Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee, Santino, monsters. They would be in that lineup, Theo. I remember that night seeing someone, and I still think that he's so underrated to this day,

Fahim Anwar. Oh. If you're a common store regular, he's a staple. A monster. I was like two years in a stand-up

and I was watching him and I was like, I've never seen someone move the way he doesn't. He's like, I watched him at the mothership and he was one of my favorite. Oh,

he's so funny. He's such a good guy too. He's so funny, man. He was doing this like robot impression and just like moving like a fuck and I was like, I've never seen someone do something like this. Oh, you also got Neil Brennan.

Yeah, Neil was great. Neil was always there. monsters man yeah you were thrown to the wolves yeah but he this is a good time though fucking figure it out

you really did it was a really good time he's so underrated to this day I don't get how he doesn't blow up he's so counting he doesn't do any on social media no he does like he does

his dancing shit but and then he posts a lot of clips on TikTok he's pretty amazing so funny man he's one of the good guys he's Afghani and he trained to be a rocket scientist no he worked at Boeing Boeing yeah he worked at Boeing he's so funny

you know what happened right after I saw you the first time this girl comes up to me and it was at the comedy store and this girl comes up to me she goes oh my god I've been dying to meet you and I was like yeah and she's like I've seen you in New York before and she's like it's so crazy to see you here and I'm like that's crazy and then she goes I got, she goes, I've been watching you since I was young on the roast. And I went, who do you think I am? She's like, you're Jeff Ross, right? Oh, God.

Why would you say that? You've seen Jeff Ross? And she's like, are you not Jeff Ross? And I was like, no. I get recognized as, sorry. He's in his 50s and bowl. No offense, but it hurts so bad. Yeah.

He's not a handsome guy. I don't see it. That's an interesting. No, but nobody does. She's probably in shrooms. I got in, I got, I got, uh, Well, she made it worse because she was Asian and she realized she's like, I'm drunk and I'm Asian. You know, I have small eyes.

I'm like, I need to get the fuck out of here. This is so much worse. More than three or four times I've been recognized, both as Ari Shafir and Doug Stanhope. I've been like, uh, I'm afraid. Yeah. Ari makes no sense. Yeah. Remember the time?

Someone thought you were Joe Rogan once in a while we were on the road. That was a funny one. That's insane. Well, so did, uh, what's his name? I got recognized as, what the fuck is his name? Craig Kilbourne, he thought I was Joe and had a whole conversation with me at an audition. I mean, a whole conversation.

And I was like, I just kind of went with it. Some guy at zoo culture thought I was Tom Hardy. You're a foot too tall to be. Well, I go, I go, what? He goes, dude, can I get a pick? Do you not Tom Hardy? I went, you're seeing Tom Hardy? the very white British guy who's 5 foot 6 he's 5 he's 5 8 he's 5 8 145 but you know he's a badass and

handsome bastards so I'll take it he's a nominal actor oh my God you don't get better you don't get better as an actor you don't you know what I keep on going to recognize us they go aren't you that guy who beat up Elliott page and I'm like don't say it like that oh did you had the bit that video that went super viral and I was out I was on an airplane and the flight attendant saw me. And it's just some gay guy flight attendant. And he goes, in front of my girl, he goes, I know you. And I was like, oh, shit.

And he's like, where do I know you from? I'm like, my stand up? And he goes, no, Elliot Page. You beat up Elliot. And I was like, don't say that. All right. I'm just looking for myself. I just enjoy.

How is that Elliott Page? How has that worked? She disappeared, Bubba. Hold on. Let me see. No. Well, we're not going to watch it, right? Yeah, but how is that worked out in terms of for the career?

Not good. Not a lot of roles. Not a lot of roles. If she wanted to play Tiny Tim or any young British boy, if you want to, you know, if you're five feet tall and a hundred pounds soaking wet as a man, you're not playing action. But you remember, I was at like the height of this whole train stuff and she did it. I bet now she's like, fuck. Dude, I mean, like, it's just insane.

You know, did you guys watch Umbrella Academy? TV show? Started off at the beginning of the series, it was Ellen Page. And then in the last season, she transitioned to Elliot Page. And then they just didn't address it really on the show, which just made the show very fucking weird.

And the best part of the show was they tried to make him seem like he was this playboy that fucks all the girls in town. And I'm like, I'm not buying it. Was such a cute girl, too. And like, Juno? So cute. And then that whole situation.

Yeah. There you go. Oh, Jesus. Well, that's where I got the idea for the bit, because when Nick asked who I think I could beat, what male celebrity. I mean, Elliot Page, easy. But that came from the idea that back in the day, I remember when she transitioned and people were like, what do you think? I'm like, I used to want to fuck the share of that guy. I know.

Yeah, she was so cute, man. Bring her up before. In Juneau. Granted, she was a kid. Look, the scars, man. Good abs. Yeah, really good abs there. Well, yeah.

So sad, man. So, yeah. I don't get it. All right. Imagine being her parents, man. Yeah, it's just, you know, this is what I'm. Just also, I'm 5'8. I couldn't imagine being a five foot tall boy.

This is a narcissistic. by the way, in a lot of ways. When you've been told you're right and everybody says yes to you all the time in Hollywood, you start to believe your own, you know, you just you'll do whatever it takes. I guess it was during the pandemic that it happened and right before that.

How beautiful she is. Look at that. Naturally pretty. He is, Brian. Sorry. I mean. God. But, you know, that's the old disaster. But apparently. But as long as he's happy, who gives this shit? Yeah, well, I would say. He had like a mental breakdown and...

I would say that it's going to be a challenge as... I don't wish anything bad for her. Hopefully he's happy and it's crushing it. Yeah, I hope. But it's a tough one, right? It's a tough... Which is hard in that industry too. When she was like this, it's like you had a whole career playing this, this, this, this,

sort of fragile. It's adorable. This role... She was a good actress and so you're always going to be on TV. Well, now she's like, wait, hold on. There's no roles for her. transgender male and Holly was going, oh, that's so yesterday. Yeah, that's yesterday.

Whoa, whoa, I cut my tits off. Yeah. No, we know. Yeah, now you're a five foot 100 pound boy. And there's not a lot of roles for you. Oh, Bubba. Now you jumped in the pool with Tom Cruise. And you're looking like Tom Hardy.

And it's all booked. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're all set. Yeah, we have Tom Hardy. And that's what, that's like, short white males, we're an influx of that. Yeah, we have a lot. As we know, actors don't have money.

People think actors have money. That'll go. In about two years, it's like, it's a problem. He should get on gear and just get fucking yoke. I like where you had that. Right? Yeah. This is a tiny human being.

I know, but imagine gets up to like 200 pounds shredded. Yeah. Get in Marvel. Yeah, exactly. Get a Marvel role. Really throw your endocrine system off. Be the next galaxy. Because he's comically the right height to play Wolverine.

It's a, it's a disaster. And the media is like, oh, he's, so hunky it's like would you shut the fuck up no i want to use the word hunk see she's a little bit smaller but yeah could play wolverine or he's a little bit smaller five overing supposed to be five three i want to be famous enough to i know this is everyone has their like their role that they're like this is what i'd want to play it's wolverine i am canonically almost tall enough to play Wolverine and I would I've always said if I ever got that role I would take Tren and it's my one excuse to take Tren that we don't mm-hmm trend just puts muscle on you like crazy

you ever seen when Hugh Jackman jumps out and he's like should that's the that's like the Tren look because he was doing Tren yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah it makes you so aggressive it makes you so strong I feel like everything you eat just turns the most it's it's I know know an arm wrestler who was 165 and did Tren and I saw him and he was 22. Yeah, it's, it gives you that, and you get that grainy look to you. It's so crazy. Because he does not have great genetics for being jacked, but he trend. Look at him before he look right there. Wolverine one. The swooned look, yeah. Oh, that was, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Big fella. That's Natty. He's a great guy. Great human being. Yeah, I remember he was

so vascular when he started doing that stuff. Tren is the strongest steroid in my opinion. Like look at that show. Side effects? Oh, yeah. It'll make you actually crazy. Like you'll be like, you'll just assume your girl's cheating on you. You'll, everywhere you go, you'll be like, this guy wants to fight me.

So let's fight. Like, it's five times more anabolic than testosterone. Yeah, strong. Like if testosterone 100 on the scale, trend is 500 on the scale. Really? Yeah. So if you take it, it's. like taking a crazy amount of test?

Way, it, well, it doesn't, there's no aromatization, so there's no water retention. So everything is just dry, hard, crazy strength. But you're gonna be crazy. Yeah, some people have turned gay from it. That's actually a true statement, right? Yeah. Yeah, look at Hugh Jack.

There was a guy, yeah, there was a guy, a father of, I forgot about that. He was a father of four. He was a singer before. I mean, he was a theater guy. Yeah, he still is. But there was a father. father of four who, you know, married and stuff and took some kind of an antidepressant and

started banging dudes in like at bus stops. I think I was just gay. No. And then he went off of it. Or he had some kind of a brain tumor. You know what's crazy about Trent? I used to go to this club called Pasha in New York back in the day. It was like this house music club where you could take your shirt off in the club.

So so many bodybuilders would be in their shirtless. and the amount of dudes that I knew were all trend up that would leave with trans people at the end of the night. Really? All the time. Really? All the time. They're just bust nuts in their butts?

Yeah, because the club would close at 10 a.m. So by the end of the night, they'd already have stubble, but they were leaving with... So let me ask you guys what you think. In 2018 and 23-year-old British man named Scott Purdy claimed that taking Pregbolin to treat pain with a broken foot turned him gay. He reported that his libidifur women vanished.

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my anti-Nazi vacation. Like, you know, your bipolar disorder caused you to kind of write a song called Heil Hitler. Okay. I mean, if you get caught sucking dick at a bus stop, you're going to blame it on something. Yeah. You got to blame. Oh, dude, it was the lyrica. Tangeringe a bot.

They're under a lot of stress. What? I've been, I've been busy. I could see the gambling, but sucking dick isn't just something that comes from. What do you mean? Did I suck a dick? Yeah, but I've been busy. Well, yeah, I haven't been sleeping.

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fighters chuiuiui is fighting chew wee dude he's so i love that guy why he That face, he just looks like the moon. Who are you talking about? And he's just a good wrestler. He's young, Raoul, Rowe. Yeah. My thing is with him is, they're like, oh, he's this young prodigy. He is.

He's not. Why would you call him? He's just young. He started finding a 17. But that doesn't make you a prodigy. Well, to win it in the UFC at 17 is fucking. Yeah, that's pretty young. It doesn't mean you're a prodig.

He, and he, I think that would be, like, a prodigy would be like LeBron James. Like, you have to have some sort of. world class background. Like Aaron Pico wrestled for one year. Well, was B.J. Penn? No, I think, I think... BJ Penn got his black belt in two and a half years.

But Roe was a junior graduated high school. He's in high school in the USC. That's a big deal. That's a huge deal. Like he's 17. That's a big deal. I mean, that's, nobody's done that that I know of. He's beating up adults and I think that's definitionally like a prodigy. I don't think so.

because there's no background because if the thresholds winning a fight on Dana White Contender Series And fighting on the prelims of the UFC Yeah, prodigy would be like Prodigies are like Aaron Pico Would be your prodigy Yeah

How is he doing after his Lospy? Who? Did he fight again? No, he's fighting He's fighting Pipple Patricio Pipple God, he's good though When he's on, he's on

Aaron Pico I mean I don't know how that I don't know how that goes but that's going to be a fucking loser goes home that's going to be a bangor of fight I'm going

I love PICA I hope he wins but Kib was wrestling on the international circuit at 16 years old that's a prodig. That's correct golden gloves at 50

if you have to make your picks for main card Brian how do you go Holo and Charles Alivera damn damn um I

I even Brio versus RDRs that's going to be a banger damn that's a good fight Holloway and Charles. That's a good fight. Right. Fuck. I might give the edge to Charles. He gets hit in the beginning.

He's a slow starter. And I don't know what kind of damage he's going to take in the beginning of that fight. But I think Charles's jujitsu is a problem for Max. What would you think? The only thing, the only thing I have to say is

since Max is up at this weight, he's so much stronger and just like, it's a different It's a good weight from. Yeah, he looks really good at that weight class. Yeah, he looks great. He's beating the brakes off just in Gagey, but everyone just remembers the knockout.

Yeah. This is my picks. I got Max Holloway. I go Max. Barrio? Same. Rojas? Yeah, Barrio over.

I think Rob fought wins. You have Briar of RDR? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Then I got... RDR basically quit last fight. That's never a good sign.

I got Rojas. I think Rob Font beats Rojas. The Michael Johnson, Dover, I don't know who to pick. I'm taking my boy Dober. I'm going to go Michael John. Dober's jaw is too. I've never seen a jaw like that in my life. I saw, I was on a plane with him, and I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.

And then Rodriguez or Fred? Cody Garbrandt, back at it. Cody needs to win that one. Yeah. Who do you have? Here's what scaring rematches. Charles Oliver is four no. Yeah?

Is he? he's a problem in rematches he learns from his mistakes i think he has more miles on him i think max beats him at 55 dude isn't it crazy i forgot i forgot i forgot ilya seporea forgot him just jabbing him right just boom boom god damn it's crazy to see some of these fighters that were just like the shit like now like you got cody fighting in the prelims you got israel a sanya fighting in a in a another it goes though bubba it's sad to see it's just the way it goes and it happened overnight. A lot of times it can happen. Not really, because when you say,

Cody's been around for so long. Is he's been around for so long? Like, how do you think this ends? It's like seeing a porn star go from, like, the top dog porn star to now she's doing milk stuff. Yeah. Oh, you got old. Yeah, it's still good to watch though. You know, there's still some gems. It's still important to watch guys.

It's still important. They're still fucking respect. Still important to watch. I think Cody Bart, Cardi Garban gets that done. Because you look at his losses. He's only fought the elite guys, you know? This guy's coming off. Tender series. Cody should win that one. Who is the last guy Barha-Barha fought?

This is Cody real quick, though. Figurato's a good. That's a, that's a, Figaroa-France, Rob Fon, like Pedro, tough guys, man. Karachi France, fucking awesome.

I don't, I don't remember, I might be mistaken, wasn't Cody doing a right against Figurato until he got caught in the choke? Yep. But before that,

he was handling it, right? Yeah. And you wanted to see Kyle? Brian he'd be Brendan Allen It's just hard for me to To root right Oh no he lost to immovav Because they're both coming off losses

Sorry So he lost to imov That's why imov wants the title shot Yeah And then RDR got smoked by Brennan Allen right Chin But before that Look at that

Yes yeah He has smoked on him Yeah so this is like They're trying to find the next contender It's just hard for me to put money Against any of the fight nerds those Brazilians? They've been on a losing streak, Bubba.

Yeah. Well, a year ago, they were undefeated. Now, I think every single one of them is lost. I mean, they've lost some serious contenders. Yeah, but they're undefeated against not the best. That's fair. So they come out the gates and they're like, go to the greatest camp ever.

It's like, well, hold on. John Silva, you know, the way he choked out, what's his name, and just tuned up, what's Bryce? Bryce Mitchell? Yeah, Bryce is not a fucking, I don't think he's a pushover. He's a flat earth. Probably not elite, though. You know, that guy's...

So, Jean-Sovra, Arnold Allen decision. But before that, who's his best win? I guess Drew Dober. True Dover. You know what I'm saying? Then he fought the high-level guy, Diego Lopez, gets pretty fucked up. You know, he beat Arnold Allen, which is a good win. Was he really getting fucked up by Diego?

I don't think so. Because it's when Diego caught him with the spinning back. back ill will but before that it wasn't like he was looking competitive i'm just saying it's like everyone's like they're great but you don't know how good they're not like aka no cane luke rock hold dc you're talking world champions beating world class guys like it takes a while if it was something like homzats level then i'm like okay then he's gonna get fucked up because i already saw did you see like the the fight footage of them fucking when they when they rolled together Hamzat was toying with him.

With who? Barrio. Of course. Toying with him. It was actually rude of him to put that footage out. Yeah, it was. Comzat's how it was so different. Yeah, I'll take Max, Barrio, Rob Font, Trudeober.

Is, um... You're going against my boy Chi-Wewee? Is Boeh-Nichael still in that? He's never impressed me. Is Bo Nickle in the same camp, or has he changed up his striking coaches and all that? Same camp. I think he should, though, right? I mean, he needs to just wrestle.

That's what I'm thinking. You don't think. He needs to go to A-K. You don't think he should be working on is striking? No. Too late, you mean? Or what? Or just use what got you?

Well, he's training an American top team in South Florida now, right? Yeah. No, they have, he has his own gym in Pennsylvania. Because I know he's been training with, what's his name? Who? No, he's been, because someone has a grappling match coming up that he's been training with. What's his name? There's an info on this.

He hung out with us in Miami. He trains at ATT as well in Coconut Creek. Yeah. What's the dude? Game Bread. Horriy Mazurri? Yeah. Doesn't Mazadol have a, is it a grappling match coming out?

No, he has, it's not grappling. It's like MMA, but it's, um. You're not talking about a bare knuckle, right? Yeah. Well, Jorge's not fighting bare knuckle and wrestle. He owned that, but he just owns a promotion. He's not actually fighting. Yeah, he's, he's grappling.

He's not a fighter in it, though. Let me see. Love where I am. Oh, Sharma. Yeah, see? That's interesting. And Mazvedol's been training with, uh, with, uh, bow down in, in Florida. Big sense.

Hmm. How does that go? I love that these guys are wrestling now. I love that wrestling's making a comeback. You big time. Yeah. Big time. Yeah.

R-A-F doing it. They're, they're already talking it because, uh, Georgio was supposed to go to Brazil next week. to do a grappling with arm and he canceled it because they want to make he wants an raf yeah it's also fucked up do r a f but hold on dude georgio went online two days ago and put out a video and this is crazy but he wants to fight him he's like i'm willing to fight arm and sarukin that's so stupid and he goes yeah you might beat me in a grappling match but he goes i'm he goes let's set this up let's make this worth it you try to i'm saying like no i'll fight you in the street but georgio said like would love to make this like a real fight.

Go through the ranks and get into the UFC and then get a shot after, you know, you fight a bunch of other guys. It's like your thing's wrestling. You get beaten wrestling. And now you want to step into it. Arguably beaten wrestling. He lost, Bubba. Yeah.

Either way he lost. Right? Yeah, it's because I mean, I hate the way the freestyle rules work. We agree, but dim the rules. That's fair. So either way it lost. Dems the rules. I didn't invent the rules.

Under that regulation, he lost. But when it comes to take up to take up. fight you, it's like, oh, buddy. I'm not saying he. He doesn't want that smoke. I'm not saying he wins. But I think it's great marketing. Yeah.

I think would I watch that fight? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But A, Dana's never going to sign him in the UFC and Armis not going to fight him in the UFC because he'd have to be like, go through the rank. Is there just going to sign some random wrestler? B, the, if he's like, let's do it even if it's not in the UFC, Dana would never let Arm and fight MMA outside the UFC.

Contractually, he can't. So none of it really adds up. It's good marketing. I'll say this. Georgia's been training, striking for the past, what, three years now? So obviously he's not going to be a championship level contender. But how do you feel like he does if he starts off like how Bo did, where they throw him some cans in the UFC at the beginning?

Probably pretty good. Think so? I'd have to see his striking. His wrestling's fucking good. I mean, you know what's funny about those guys? Like, I don't think people realize when you get into the UFC and you put him in the 55-pound weight class with those guys. or it's it's all of a sudden you go oh wait you know it i just don't get why he would do it

you know i assume he's made good money off social me and stuff like that's like you get to the ufc baba it's gonna for the record before anybody twists my words you know means do i think that armin loses to georgio in a m a match but would i watch it the uxs he's very good at making guys like that look like just some guy very quickly yeah as you know i mean that you're wrestling is that's great, but it's just a whole... It's also a different wrestling. Once you're in a cage and you have to use the wall. You're getting punched.

Not to mention the pressure. He's never fought MMA and you're just going to jump into the UFC. Also, his wrestling credentials don't go too far in the UFC. True. He's good. But the fact that he couldn't, that Armand couldn't take, I still am wishy-washy if I agree if that Armine's takedown was a real takedown. But now add striking to it.

in an MMA cage and Armand has taken down some of the very best in the UFC. Yeah. So I don't think you would struggle with this guy in actual combat. No, but I would love to watch it. And there's also like stringent testing in the UFC if I'm not saying anyone's doing anything, but I'm saying there's stringent testing in the UFC. That's a fair point. There's no chance that George Yosnatty.

No chance. That's why it's good marketing. No. Why do you say that? Did he just come in looking juicier than ever? Look where he works out. Oh. He's a influencer that trains that zoo culture.

But why wouldn't you do it? Let's see, Georgia. Can we see Georgia when he was in college? He looks like a jacked Greek guy, though. Yeah. Wrestling in college or just a picture of him? He's probably naturally jacked. But you're looking at his body going.

You're on YouTube gym. Just Google him. What do you? Oh, just okay. Giorgio in college. That's what I was asking, yeah. So, Georgia is just the way he looked in college? Mm-hmm.

I think it's, you know. he's smart good for him hit images not jacked is that him right there that is right him let me see there shirt's off

he's jacked now dude yeah this one looks uh not college though not yeah that's uh those shoulders would not tell you that those those tells you don't get those tells from flies you don't get those in the wrestling room yeah that's pretty crazy from that to that

wrestling thick little guy good for him for having fighting a niche and fucking doing it though you know chin is spot on

with that he is not getting past usada I don't know I don't know if he's known who's the new USA I don't know

but they're aren't they a little bit more lenient combat sports testing I think things you saw it's over the top juicier yeah

also not for nothing very picky choosy did you see they put out the official who's been tested by ranking who's been tested the most

Connor's number one not one Dagestani on that list because the Dagestanis don't do that because the Dagestanis Are you trying to sell me you don't think Islam's Natty?

I don't know I don't know what do you think I do know Kabib's camp six of them have tested hot and Islam's tested hot before too

blah now Have you ever seen that dude's back? Oof. He's like a fucking Christmas tree. Really? There's no way that dude. The thing is the Russians have it down to a science.

Okay. Jim, bring up how many of Khabib's training partners have tested hoppedes? I think it's seven out of like the nine. What are you saying? I'm saying that. I feel like you saw it. It wasn't me with hormones. hormones in it. I mean, now, Khabib and Islam, you know, Islam had that one hiccup, but it was a little

weird. Several prominent training partners and team members associated with Kibibb have test positive performance sensing, yeah. So one was permanently banned. I don't even know what Maldonium is. They said he had to take it for some sort of a medical thing and he just didn't put it. Melodium was, a lot of Olympic athletes got caught with that. I believe it's a doping agent that gives you better wind.

So it's like an EPO. Yeah. reduces synthesis. Okay, there we go, of carnitine. Now we got it. More efficient oxygen consumption. Yeah. Wow.

People think I'm on Millennium when I train with them because I don't get tired. But you look how many guys have tests hot in his camp? You're kind of like, yeah. Yeah, that's...

At least six, yeah. That's a lot. But none of them are even in the top. I mean, Usman... Usman and then... Suspiration. Obviously Islam. Zubair also...

Islam... How was Connor tested more than Islam? That's a little odd to me. How did what? How come Connor has been tested more? Maybe location. You think they're just like scared to go over there?

It's probably just a bitch to get over there. I've heard funny stories about back in the day like, Vandoi, so like hiding under bleachers. There's no way he was. Dan, Ruslan Magamadov was permanently banned by Usada. Wow. And Connor, remember, it's pretty well known that he was doing stuff, PEDs to do. Connor did it do it.

He just did on his yacht. Yeah. To recover from his injury. Take sure, fly helicopter. Meet me. Yeah. All right. This is too expensive.

And also him in, what was that movie? He did, uh, he did that roadhouse. Yeah, he was. He's juicy. Yoked. He was also, as he should be. Coked the fuck out. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Brendan's always kind of, you've always quietly been like. What? With Calvert? No, with, uh, with, uh, with, uh, with, with, the different camps that appear squeaky clean and religious

Brennan yeah you guys told me one that really hurt yeah it really made me sad like Brennan's always like uh huh I'm not gonna say it on air

but when you told me that it made me really sad which don't say it on air they'll read your lips dude don't do it okay this one where there's smoke

there's fire it's like you don't have a whole fucking team just test hot no it does it and then we I remember we went down and we've trained with a couple of fighters. And obviously I've had to ask a couple of these fighters, like, what's the deal with PEDs?

And when you find out how many have just escaped for so long, you're like, damn. When you have a country behind you, right? They work. They work. And if you're an Olympic athlete, you're going to take them. And you have to figure there has to be scientists working around the clock coming up with different things that are going to need. There are definitely scientists. You know, like there's, if the general public has access to testosterone suspension,

which is such a fast acting ass there. Can't imagine what multimillion dollar athletes are. You're not going to be an Olympic weightlifter in the Olympics without. No. No, scientists are always two steps ahead of the test. Yeah. Like how fast is. And then they catch up and then people get busted.

Then they keep advancing. Like power lifters are going to, they could take something like they're called check drops, which is almost like fast acting trend, which is it makes you so aggressive. So strong and it's so quick in and out of your system like that and halo testing like those pros are able to take that. It's like In and out. There's a lot of that but that's why it also makes you so crazy so fast Well, I'm a fan would you take some trend and some check drops if I was a pro athlete I've always had a lot of sympathy for any athlete who trains that much Who wants to keep doing it who wants to be injury free? Who's where there's a lot of money on the line? Who's who's where there's a lot of money on the line? Who's who's who's loves what they do who wants some longevity i mean i i'm not the guy that you want enforcing that

let me ask you do you feel like t r t should be allowed like as long as it doesn't go over i don't know like i i do think some people have naturally more testosterone and others i mean but because like and they had it for a while and the guys abused it and it fucked it yeah like they they had like exemptions he he had to be one of the people that him made more car a bunch of guys fucked it up now someone like vitor had been doing it so long that when he went off it. It was crazy. It was.

It was disconcerting because your body will then counter with a bunch of estrogen, I guess. I think for the testing, though, it's tough because, like, right, we open that door up and then. You know what? Because I just, I feel bad for guys, like, because after, you know, not everybody could just do something in entertainment like you did, like fucking Randy Coutor, what the fuck is he going to do? You know what I mean? Like, I was happy to see, like, Randy Couture.

There's no way he's natural and was fighting for. for that long. But like at a certain point, like some people don't have an option after they stop fighting. Like, what are they going to do? So it's like giving them an option to like, okay, as long as in my opinion, if you stayed at like, if you're, as long as you're not going over 800, 850 nanograms per deciliter of test, then it's like, what's the big deal? I agree. And they should be able to do HGH for recovering stuff. Yeah. I don't see why not. It's not going to make you stronger. That's hard to test for apparently to HGH. Yeah.

But, I mean, it's very, it's very expensive. It takes a lot of work. Is it? Yeah, it's expensive. It takes a while. Same thing with peptides. It's like, yeah, it's just like, now we're just opening up to more and more things. They're just going to make it more expensive.

But UFC has the money to test those things. Well, what's you got, Jistair? Is H.C. The one that makes your head bigger? Yeah, you have to take it off. It makes everything bigger. Yeah. You'd have to take your organs, your liver, your stomach.

If you're taking two I use a day, it's not going to happen. But once you start crossing into like that. 10 i you that's where the rony coleman days coming where they have the ab gut you know where your gut sticks out because everything your abs grow your organs grow so you get that power they call it the power gut i brought him up the last time i was on it was that russian guy that he's younger than me and his feet have grown in width 27 years old right he can't wear regular shoes because his feet keep on growing wider and wider yeah hell yeah and he's so

strong damn it's smile right we smile yeah yeah yeah Look at his feet. His feet. He can't wear regular shoes. Well, it's sticking out of his shoes there. He's so big. Yeah, his feet just keep on growing wider and wider. That looks insane.

He's not. But he's also going to live such a short life. Yeah, he's running the fast lane. That's like, have you seen that new young bodybuilder now that has to train wearing an oxygen mask? because he just can't without with the training that he does. Really? Yeah. I'm like,

what's the point? He's this Russian kid that's so strong and his physique is crazy, but he has to train wearing an oxygen mask. Look at Larry Wheels. Larry Wheels admitted to taking Tren Year Round. That's crazy. He's so much bigger than Larry, too. Do you see that guy next to Cyril Gahn?

Oh yeah, we saw it last. Yeah, yeah. The black dude we saw that day? I don't think I put him on air, though, but we can probably show it right now. How much bigger than Larry is? I mean, Wheels is pretty fucking big there. No, but he's like a, he's actually actively competing where this guy is apparently just doing it for fun. Yeah, he's just jacked for funzies.

It's so big. It is, it looks like a cart. But I think he's younger than me, though. Yeah, 27. He got on the left. He's 27 years old. Yeah. It's a tough life.

You guys should fucking pose down. That'd be sick. Get oiled up. Love to see you guys oil up. Let's just take as much gear as those boys do. Dude, if it wasn't for my girl wanting to have kids, I wouldn't gear my face off. You would?

Yeah. You love it. You know, it's so funny. Brian's seen the differences in me every time. Like, I'll get big. And then I'm like, I think I should get small. I should get, and then I get small. And then I'm like, I'm fucking tiny now.

I'm under 200 pounds. That guy. That guy. Brian knows I'm mentally ill. Yeah, that's fine. We all are, though, to an extent. Wait, get him where he's standing up there next to. That dude is...

So his name's Dave Fosting, 22 years old. Yeah. He's a jit-tugay? So it looks like. Jesus Christ, that's a giant dude. That is just a big fucking guy. Did you fight Bigfoot Silver? No, I wish.

That was a big fuck. Big, big head. The size of his head? Huge head. Damn it at this thing. Well, I mean, different pictures. He looks right there. It looks smaller than...

sir. No, he's still bigger. But then right there you can tell it looks gigantic. Good guy. Who is the biggest dude you fought? Would you say like size wise? Probably this guy named Joe.

Oh, you weren't asking me? Right, Ben Rothwell, 6-7. He was that big? Six, six, probably, six. What a nightmare. 265. Six-seven is retarded.

Monster. I think I almost at six. Six. Monster. Oh, he's still doing, um, Bear Nuffalo now, right? Yeah, he just lost Orlovsky. Oh, was that though?

That was who Olovsky fought? Oh, dude, that's a big fucking guy. Yeah, he's probably the biggest. God, I can just see you hating that shit. But you were young. How old were you then? 26. Oh, you were a young lad.

Nothing better than an old man doing leg pressing jeans. You want to watch this video? You guys talked about this on the last episode. You know what pisses me off? don't load up the fucking machine if you're not going to do a real rep. Did he not do a rep? No. I hate to sound like one of those people when they watch people do pull-ups and they go zero, zero, fucking zero.

Someone said all that weight for zero reps. Let me see it, Chin? You still get a workout, don't you? You're destroying your knees. Yeah, I guess you're... They say that's better for your knees, isn't it? no you want to be getting you shouldn't you shouldn't do the machine itself don't load up the machine just put yeah three plates on and do a real rep yeah hey man you're the leader of health in this

it's not bad though he's 70 Nick he's also 70 though blah yeah well don't just don't get our dad's on the leg press yeah that's a lot of weight he's also in fucking boots and jeans he needs to stop wearing jeans no no I like the jeans I like the jeans I don't want to see a man cold plunging jeans I'm going to start doing that. It's because he has very small. Small lights. Yeah. So he rocks those?

Yeah. And I'll tell you what, that's a better rep than I thought. I thought he was just going to do like that. Yeah, it's not a... And as the president of the small calf community, uh,

but you know, with athletes now, they're like, I'm the president. That guy, Zach Allen. You know, when you watch these football players now, the way they train is so interesting and specific.

Like, they don't, they don't even deadlift or a squat. Like, they were doing crazy hip shit. Well, when they're... When they squat now,

they go, they were saying that they don't go all the way down because when you're jumping or you're moving it's very sports specific so they'll do that they'll do like really well they're training for explosiveness yeah they'll do a lot of lunges he's not training for explosiveness

he's the leader of health in this country train for life yeah they'll the athletes like kiddle watching kittle watching kittle train watching jack allen train is it's so different it's like you're like oh geez they're not doing any of that stuff No, they're probably doing box jumps and shit like that. Oh, dude, they, not even that.

They'll, like, hold a lunge on a vibrating plate with weight on them and stuff. I wouldn't say all of them, though. Yeah. Some still do some real shit. Oh, yeah. I wonder if there's any. You ever seen Christian McCaffrey workout? Do you think that there's benefits for them deadlifting?

What you say? Are they deadlifting, though? Yeah, you guys still. Yeah. Because I can see squat and all that, but, like, I feel like deadlift, the risk to reward ratio. Makes you strong, though, if you do it right. It does make you strong. Eddie Hall was just talking about the other day where he's like, I don't recommend unless you have the proper, like, trainers around you to be doing crazy heavy deadlist because...

Crazy heavy is dangerous. Because, like, you're risking throwing your back out. Yeah. I remember one time I did it in high school. Went up. I just was young and didn't have good form. And no, the wind went out of me. And I fucking fell over and went over the bar.

Mainly those guys, they work on weird shit like their tendons and stuff like that. You just want to be injured. A lot of it's keeping you, keeping you injured free and balanced. They do a lot of balanced stuff. Like as well, just as strong on your left side as your right side, that kind of stuff. You know, if you hear these guys now. But that's not. You know, I don't know.

Like, you wonder sometimes, too. It's like. I'm not mad at RFK, though. At least he's doing the damn thing, you know? Oh, yeah. Sure. But like. You want a real rep.

If you're going to be the beacon of health. Do we want a real rep or that's pretty good rep, you know what I'm saying? I'm mad at it. I'm mad at it. I want. I'm mad at it. I'm mad at. Honestly, dude.

I'm not mad at that. I'm mad at it. I'm mad at it. And by the way, he's just got 70 year old knees. That's it. That's responsible rep. Be, do this is what you should do. I thought he was just going to do like a calf raise.

Yeah. He basically did do a guy. No, that's a good workout. He's not a good workout. Pushing, how much weight is that? No, that's all the weight. That's all the weight. Do you know what he should do?

Especially if you're going to be in charge of health. Honestly, he's getting a good leg workout out there. If you're being in charge. Do that and you'll be sore. No, you're not. Yeah, hey, you're not. You got to find another thing he's mad at because that ain't the...

Now, if he was an NFL caliber athlete, I'm like, what are you doing, buddy? 70. Here's what he should be doing at 70. Two plates on each side. Asthma's doing that pretty easily. You can't film two plates, don't put on the ground. No.

People are like, what the fuck are you doing? Also, that's getting his legs. I'm not mad at it. No. What's a real rep then? So it has to touch his chest? I mean, I guess if you want it. At least, you got to, yeah.

Yeah. It's all about. You got to get it kind of 90 there. I mean, to me, that looks pretty far back. A lot of those football guys are right. Like, his bench was great. Inclined bench. What do he bench? I think he did what?

Was it 225? Like he had, his upper body is a big boy. He's strong. Have you ever seen him? You ever met him? RFK is a big guy. Big, long arms. Yeah, he's short.

He's what? He's shorter. No, no, he's not. Maybe now, but when I, he was every bit of six, too. That's incline. Oh, no, never mind. I thought in my head it was 225. I mean, that's a good body.

That's a good body. That's right outside of Golds. How short is he? You said he short? I don't know why he was. No. Or is he short to Brendan? Yeah.

Bring up his height to Brendan. Everybody's six to me. You get older and you get shorter, but I'm promised you he's six two. So six foot one? Yeah. But he's taller. I mean, when I'm never going to listen to you talk about short. I would surprise at how tall he was.

No, Bob, I'm telling you. I spent a lot of time with him. Six foot's tall. I was just with him, Brian. Yeah, me 70 now. When I was with him,

I'm saying, I was 15 years ago. I was just with him though. Right, but now maybe, right? Now, now he's,

fuck dude. I mean, hey, can we get, when you're 70, you get shorter. I've gotten shorter. Can we stop pretending

six foot is not tall? I don't like you glossing over this. Yeah. That's fair. Because I'm average height. Don't make a tough. Don't make a fucking face. It's a tough fucking man.

That's a tough fucking man. how time thank god for all the Asians in this country bringing the stats down you're about two inches under the average 5-9 5-9 right 5-9 I believe wait what's not 5-8 is average height I'm 5-7 3-8 I think it's 5-7 3 quarters 5-7 3 quarters she basically 5-7 round up average height of we're working with 5-7 over there and it's fine you're very 5-7 and 3 quarters okay you can't forget the 3 quarters man 5-3 she's 6 4 3 she's from the Sudan in the U.S. or the world? Yeah.

U.S. I don't get a fuck. Let's do worldwide. No, you can get the Asian. That's what I'm. 5'3-9 inches. That's what it says here. Fuck. God damn it.

I'm so sorry. It is what it is. The global average is 5.7. There you go. Dude, you're the size of the average China. You're taller than, he's taller than that. He's taller than half. The average Vietnamese person.

You're good. Damn, 6.3 is the top few percent. That's like literally 4% or something. See? That's very tall. Yeah. Now, damn, if you're six foot,

you're taller than 80, 85% of a minute. It's a fucking cold world out there, man. It is, Baba. Yeah, doggy. Why, it's a lie about my height on hinge. I love wearing my, my blonde stoned.

My girl finally brought up, she goes, you had five nine on there. And I'm like, I don't remember that. Because. Tomato, well, here's the thing. If you, on dating apps, girls could just set their thing.

It's almost like a broad. like don't show me people under five foot nine so i was like you're you're like rogan's height right are you and rogan pretty much the same height i've never stood directly next to him but i assume he's five eight right you've met him you've been next to him i think you guys are almost exactly like the same height you think so yeah i'm almost positive because i i clocked that i was like all right i think tiger's five foot already says five eight for joe just ten how old you son he's 10 Is five foot? Yeah?

He's almost five foot. Well, what's that? Tiger's five foot. He's almost 10. Well, his dad's a fucking freak. Yeah, I'm just saying. Well, you know, his mom, his mom is no joke. Like, Joe, and her brother is an athlete.

Remember him throwing that ball? He's five, six? Her brother was throwing a dodge ball and it was like, what the fuck? Stephen? Oh, yeah. He's an athlete, man. Play D1 baseball, man. D1 baseball.

I come from a lineage of Italians and Greeks. There was never a chance. We have one person in my family that grew to six foot, and we're just like, fucking, he did it. But you're a strong fucker. You're strong. This is the statue of Uncle John. Like, what do you do?

Just tall. We also have a, my uncle adopted my cousin who's black, and he's just bringing up our stats. Six, five. We love having him in the family. Outlier? Yeah. This podcast brought you by Progressive Insurance,

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Oh, I love this. He talks... Have you seen this? Yeah, no. I love it. One car garage or two car garage or three? Which one was it? None.

Garage? Hold on, Captain Dynamite. Look here. Did your mom have a three-car garage or two? two-car? We stayed in an apartment upstairs. Okay. If you have a two-car garage, you got a chance. You got a three-car garage in the garden community.

It's going to be difficult. It's possible. It's a little harder. What you got now? Four. Eight? It's bigger than four. He has a mall. He lives in a mall. So, I'm just saying, when you have a two-year-a-old, car garage, it's easier to make it.

When you live in a gated community, you can make it. Your kid can make it, but it's going to be a little harder. You know, and so in terms of the helicopter, Dad, I heard that Tiger moms and all this stuff here. Look, that goes in one ear and out the other. Everyone, at least most people on the planet, agree and accept

that kids have to go to school at the early age, five, six, seven. You make them go to school. is your mom dad for at one sorry i'm poor i have no idea what the phone no keep going keep going that was it that's we're gonna yeah the whole interview is good yeah i mean he's basically saying like meaning you got a struggle if you're growing up comfortable it's tough makes total sense um yeah it i mean it because when it comes down to it when it comes down to heart when it that that little thing that extra thing having a chip on your shoulder having to succeed i think is what makes the difference right you can have some genetic freaks

but you know you got to have that sort of that drive and it's really hard and i've talked to famous professional athletes who say the exact same thing they're like man that my son just doesn't have my my hunger i grew up with nothing i do the one way out was basketball it's tough because but then you look at guys like step curry who grew up super privileged greatest basketball player shooter of all time yeah you look at how many guys dads or uncles played in the NFL that are in the NFL now it's like one out of Sure. A lot of it's genetics, but also you got a dad probably who's there, like going, you're going to be this and I'm going to train, like the Manning brothers, right? There you go. I think it's all, I think, I mean, there's something to it, you know, grown up

and getting out of it. But there's also, if you have a good dad, who educates you and helps you you guide you along the way and has discipline. That's probably the most important. Well, I think the thing, because Christian McCaffrey begs to differ. Thank you. All three brothers went to the NFL. Thank you. Grew up super privileged. didn't grow up poor. His father and uncle were phenomenal boxers. I think a lot of it has to do with parenting.

Athletes are different than people who make it in other arenas is because the reason why their parent or whatever is because they are a genetic freak among genetic freaks. Yes. So they're also, their kids are going to possibly be genetic freaks. Yes. So it's not like someone who made it in fucking business. You know what's funny about that? But then there's also like.

But there doesn't mean it's not a guarantee. like Michael Jordan's kid, no one knows the fuck that kid does. No, that's like an outlier. But that being said, I guess in that arena, it would make more sense. But in other arenas, I think you do have to struggle. In sports you do too, but because like I was talking to my buddy, runs a big, big baseball program, one of the most successful ever. And I sent him this clip and he goes, and I said, I don't know if this pertains to baseball.

Because baseball has, you know, a lot of white guys are in it that didn't come from poor family. so, you know, and they're pros. And you look at holidays, kids, both number one picks, like super. The house is up for sale, like, I don't know, $8 million, like, insane. But they're two number one picks in MLB because the dad, you know, puts time and dedication and treats him the proper way how to train. You got his genetics. Yeah, and shows him how to train, right?

But he was saying, he goes, and I said, I don't know if this pertains to baseball so much. And he goes, I'll tell you a story. He goes, I coached this kid. He was the number one draft. PIC and the MLB. But the way the MLB works, so if you're the one draft pick, you're not going straight to the Dodgers,

jump in the lineup. You go to the minor leagues. And you're on a bus with a bunch of Dominicans and Mexicans and other black kids, white kids. And you're traveling around Iowa and Idaho and you're making, you know, not great money. And you've got to put the time and you're playing seven games a week.

And it's a grind. And one of the scouts goes, he's never going to make it. And he was why? Because his dad had like some fortune 500 company. Just think about it. That kid for probably three or four or five years, you're going to have to grind on the regional circuit

and be on that bus and staying shitty hotels. And he's competing with Dominicans who have nothing. That's right. So they want to be in the hotels. They want to play six times a week. That kid can go get a job right now with his dad and make $500,000 and doesn't have to do this. That's in your head.

And I said, how long did he make? He goes three years. And he was like, fuck it, I'm out. It was the number one draft pick. To that point. Damn. Damn. that's fucking...

To that point, growing up in New York, we have such a huge Dominican population. And so many of them are so good at baseball, especially the ones that are born and raised in Dominican Republic. And not only is it from just being, that's like their only option, but like the MLB actually invests in...

Yeah, resources. In the poor people there. Like, they give them bats and balls and gloves and stuff like that. So that they're like, here's your way out. You know what I mean? It's almost like... They're all training.

Like with soccer, like the reason why Brazil was so great is because in the favelas, like where you literally your house is made of stop signs. Yep. Like they're like, your way out is get good at soccer. And they created their own version of soccer. I forgot what they.

Meanwhile, Kevin Bay was telling me. But they also focus on it. That's like the Mickens in like in Dade County, certain areas of the world. Like in Dagestan, they're not better athletes than us. No,

not a chance. They focus on that. So in day, or it's called Liberty City in Florida. They have the most NFL draft picks up like one out of fucking six kids go to the end of it's insane all they do is focus on remember they also have amazing coaches because it's part of the culture so you're going to have some really great coaches in the dominican in brazil for soccer you know you get great coach

just the way of life in Brazil like it's called junto something national pride and it's almost like a dance but my point but my my whole point with all this is it really comes down to the parenting and if the kid wants it bad enough the thing is if he has resources and he has a dad who has professional background and that kid wants to do it, man, that kid's going to be trouble. You know what I'm saying? My thing. Opposed to a kid growing up in the favelas, not a lot of resources, competing against a bunch of kids, that, that kid that grew up pretty privileged who has a dad

who knows what the fuck's going on and can get them into the right shit and training, it's trouble, man. My thing, though, also is you have so many dads that were pros and they train their kid and their kid goes through all of it, like whether it's soccer, soccer college and most of them, most of them never make it regardless. No. Like that's what's crazy. Great genetics, cool, great dad, great.

So the combine's going on right now. Just so you guys know. So the combine's going on right now, right? You watch that combine. The numbers are wild, right? Wild. Wow. Crazy, right?

Yeah. And those are all first of the third round picks. 30% of them will have a career longer than a year and a half. 30%. 30% of all those guys you're watching on TV 30% will actually make it in the NFL out of those top notch draft 30% will make it god damn now I think he's a free agent where your odds are basically zero that's that's and that's football yeah now go to basketball so if you're not drafting the first round you're drafting the second round you're probably not going to make the team

there's only 11 on the team in order for you to make the team you have to take one of those veteran spots. So even if you get draft NBA, chance are you don't even make the team. Yeah. It's also another sport where you have to be a genetic freak. Besides that one guy on the Chicago Bulls right now who's five foot seven, you have to be a certain height. People don't realize that. It's just like you're not that you that's why when people webbs and like the mugsy bokes are such a small. That's my thing like let's say you know, I'm not even trying to be shitty, but let's say when you're growing up, your dad goes, you can be whatever you want and you go, I want to be

the NBA. That's why it's good having a Italian dad who went. You're not going to play basketball. I would have came along like, buddy, there's just some stuff. Like, I was like, football, too, though. There's some stuff we, yeah, football's a little different. But if you're, if you're shifty, fast, you have good hands, you can be shorter and play in the slot. I actually said to my dad.

You can figure stuff out. Yeah, like, or something. Or you can go really far in college, too, in football. Yeah. I said to my dad, I was like, I want to go to basketball camp and he just went, come on. What about baseball? I love your same thing with baseball?

No, baseball. Well, you're going to have a higher chance being bigger. If you're six four, six five is a pitcher. Yeah. That's what they want. Oh, dude, these guys, like, I looked at those pictures, you know, Kevin Bittrains him. It's one guy who's Dominican Republic, he's a place for the Yankees, I think. He deadlifts 7.50.

He's huge. And, you know, a lot of those guys are really big. It's just a different. My cousin was a starter for Cornell University. He played center field. My cousin throw, my height, though, but throws at the time 91 miles an hour as a centerfielder, could throw someone out of first base. He was leading the league in home runs before he got injured.

But they were like, we won. want, we need tall, you need to be a certain height. Well, so with Zach Allen, Zach Allen, I was, yeah. And it's like when things are going deep in the outfield, like those people who could jump the fence, like, you're, you're just not getting looked at the same looks if you're a short person. But I don't think people realize, like Lake Travis High School, which number two in baseball in the, in the state, number three or four in football, like powerhouse, powerhouse.

So you have all those travel ball teams in Austin, like the best of the best. You're top 10, top 15, and all the nation. And you can play all your round, too. All those kids have one team to play for in high school. One team. So your odds of even playing high school football at Lake Travis is not. That's so nuts. Your kid better be a fucking outlet.

Is that one of those towns too where they shut the fucking town down for football high school games? I want to see one of those games. We'll do it. They sell out. Let's fucking go. I want to do it so bad. Oh, they're building a new stadium.

It's, I don't know. I love, I love what. it takes to stay there too. I'm from a town where they we couldn't sell our high school team maybe sold 80 tickets. And when you go and you see the high school kids, you're like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. These are ones a junior, one was a senior. The defense events are 6-6-270, 6-6-2-60. Like, what are we doing? And like the town shuts down for that shit, right? Shuts down, blah. Especially when they play Dripping Springs or Westlake, like. But what's funny is pros who's

that. So I love to ask them questions about Zach Allen plays, it's playing. It's played for eight years. He's a pro bowler. And he does two a days right now. He's doing two a days. Eat seven times a day. It's a full-time job. It's literally a full-time job. There's no breaks. But what did you think it was? You just think of the off-season. You know, you lift weights. You're not going to make it. No, we, I play two a days. And by the way, he's 28. And he was like, yeah, well, that's old for a football player. Like, I'm playing for eight years. Like, you've got to double your efforts. You're like, the guys grind in the off-season. They got the pros? Yeah, it's, you know,

literally you're fucking crazy. Thank God for peptides because there's no way you're surviving those nowadays without fucking BPC all year round. Like I've luckily had the chance to talk to a couple pro football players recently and all of them are like

yeah. Like you have to. Are you allowed to take them? No. NFL's IQ test though. They give you a heads up. But they you find you take it and then after you've already tested then you just jump on. Because you know it's done in the can. Like you have like that.

life is that's also the worst like out of all the sports I'm maybe boxing like life after that fucking brutal hockey's pretty brutal yeah hockey's brutal like the CTE that you get from football hockey too though yeah those guys get fucked up and it's a rough game hockey's fucking rough baseball's the best yeah and golf yeah but I mean golf would be nice if you were that good right that's a different mindset though those guys are samurai's Because that's all metal. Well, that's another sport, too. That in tennis, right?

I don't think you need to be, you don't have to grow up with adversity to be, it's probably the opposite. Where if you had money. Tennis is so expensive. Yeah, but tennis in other European countries is, is not a rich sport because it's supported. So in tennis, you only make it,

like if you're Russian, everyone who are Russians and Serbs, their fathers are in a van and they drive you from, from tournament to tournament, and you live that way. You live out, literally out of a van. It's the most unglamar shit.

ever. So it's only America where it's like that. Yeah, he becomes a satellite pro. And then there's a, there's a system that supports it. But you, you're, if your dad is not your coach, you ain't, there's no, I don't know of any of these young guys that had besides Americans who had, it always starts with your dad. And, and, and, and because he's the only one that's going to put five hours without, you know, having a pain. So only in the U.S. it's like a foo-food. It's not so much of food-foods sport either because it is, but they, they go to these camps. In comparison, though, I'm saying in comparison of like football. That's a lot. Yeah.

You need a court and shit. Yeah. You don't see kids coming out of the projects playing tennis. No, no. It's a weird sport, too. It's like another one that's really mental. What else you had, Jen? All right.

Well, real quick, when Nick was talking about the soccer thing, I guess it's called what, Ginga or? Oh, yeah. Joga, Bonito? Yeah, it's great. That's the reason why I know him was able to touch Brazil for the longest time because it was basically just like a, it was almost a dance. And then the Germans came along with teams.

team work and the Germans systematically disman. No, that's not, that's actually not what happened was when the Brazilian players started playing for men united and they started playing for these European teams. They had to adjust for the European style of play. So like their style wasn't what was getting used. Yeah, Brazil's fun, finesse, you know, like in Argentina. Like they were like super finesse. There's a guy named Ronald Gino.

You ever, have you ever seen him? Yeah. Probably the best ever. Yeah. But just didn't play long enough because he was. loved cocaine and loved alcohol and loved, like, so his shortest live. But if you ever watch his highlights, you're like, this is the crazy shit. Like the way he plays soccer, it's actually like, even if you're not a soccer fan,

you could watch it and be like, this is insane. If you watch the World Cup, I think Brazil lost six to nothing or something crazy. Seven to one. It was so bad. And it was just because the Germans were a juggernaut and they were really organized. And they just played team ball. Yeah. And they were like, we're not going to do fancy shit.

We don't even hold the ball for more than two seconds. What's this, Jane? When's the last time you have you got seen Prince Nasim, Hamid? He's a boxer. What is a tick? I was pretty shocked to see this, but I'll show you this little clip. You went out of it now. I never dreamed of doing it because I'm not getting paid.

He's like DJ Callow. If you don't pay me millions, you're not fighting? I ain't fighting. You're 6'5? Yeah. You know how I know? How do you get? Because you looked at me and thought he's tall.

How would I know your height? Just by looking at you. Sat down. Fe. They don't have the same guy. When you fight so many people at different highs, you get to know what high they are. I'm not sizing you up, don't worry.

There was times where I could look at the feet and know exactly where the chin is and take guys out while I was looking at the feet. No way. I'm not lying to you. I remember seeing you deliver knockout punches from the most ridiculous angles. That's what?

You would move out of the way of it. So that's pretty much the current event there, the fact that he was so nimble and skinny and now he's just like he's amazing a big dude but yeah he was amazing that's so great i did not realize he got that way mcculloch went the distance with him he was a stud um damn that boy that boy got thick oh he got super thick so this guy's going viral for his voice this is um hold on well a lot of a lot of white people who grew up in jamaican speak like they're jamaican well do you know why

Jamaicans have the accent, right? Irish. So when they, when they, I guess the indentured servants from Ireland were on the same place that were in Jamaica and then they were in English that's right. From the Irish. So it's a bit of a little to know. And when you speak this way. Instead of three. Oh wow. They have a very. Yeah. Let me hear this guy.

Yeah. I didn't catch it at first and then it started kicking. pages. 140 pages, right? 110 them are telling us the problems where we have a crisis in emergency and housing.

You must be trying to destroy the rain forest. In the atmosphere. The guy's awesome. I'm going to tell you this. We're not fools. We know what's happening. We know what's happening.

Fien of year 15 years. Feing the fall in 11 year. All of these problems were caused by you just just going to fix your housing prices. To enhance government communication. Yeah, but your communication. You're not, American man.

You blow a cloth. All right down by the river, boy. I'm a roommate's in college. We're from Jamaica, so. And when they start speaking that patwa, good luck, understanding it. It's crazy. All right, this is just a random one,

but I thought it was interesting. This guy in his truck bed, he had a bunch of wire, and then he went to a car wash. Oh, no. So this is that after now. Oh, my God. Oh.

Is that the fucking wire? What the, fuck was he thinking. Oh, that's such a... He had in the back of his truck bed and went through the fucking car wash. Dude. Oh, he's fucked. That's an issue. Disaster, dude.

That would be a disaster. That's my life right now. In a nutshell. How much you think that shit? I bet you're just surprised pay for that shit, right? You're so fucked. Yeah, so fucked. Yeah, I mean, they got insurance. So fuck. So when I saw untangle.

Is it any of any wirecutters? For what? Everything. That's my life right now. That's the inside of my brain right now. I saw this clip and I'm like, okay, usually when we see old, you know, martial arts clips, you're like, uh, they kind of look kind of lame. And it's all like, like, midjo-o-ish, but just check this out. To me, I was very, very impressed.

It should be me right here. Hold up. One, two, and brown. That's kick again. Here? This guy's a problem? Taking range. Taking range here.

You have hand technique range. You have close quarters, which is knee kicks. And then, of course, you have the basic. Nowfinding, which is another range. This position here, you have the heel.

Boom. The side kick. This position here. This guy would do, this guy would do well-norsy right now. Right now, bro. Good boxing. He's fast, too.

Yeah. I thought it was incredibly You can win the belt heavyweight at this point So 1994 Tetsu Bushi He is open for a double I hate to tell you

But say what? Yeah I don't know about his wrestling But stand up looks great Wide open for a double Let's stay away from the daggies Stay away from the daggies And other than that My favorite of the

Bullshito Have you seen the Tappy Tappy guy That really The fat dude That just does like the slapping around Oh yeah And he's zesty Yeah

I don't see him He's tapy tapy tapy No we did it on the air Yeah, we did hear. He's super zesty. Oh, okay. He's great. Zesty Slapper.

Zesty Slapper. This is what, okay. So, Brennan, we did a Q&A for Fight on the Kid Patreon. By the way, everyone subscribed to Fight on the Kid Patreon. Someone mentioned how many episodes. You know, you were talking about, dude, we've had like over a thousand episodes for this. So that I started looking into like, what are the most sitcoms that have like the most episodes? Simpsons for sure.

But Simpsons, 800 episodes. That's it. I didn't realize it was only 800 episodes. So then, of course, I look further into it. I don't know if it'll be here. A lot, right? Huh? Oh, what about first 48?

No, so it depends on what kind of episodes. I'm not talking about sitcoms. Holy shit. So this is like what I looked at for, for, you know, biggest podcast, major ranked podcast with the most episodes. Yeah. Whoa. It's pretty good.

Hey, a little something for us. Hey, bro, come on. We've been out of for a while. Come on, man. That's pretty good. Yeah, but even that's not That's not completely accurate either So I looked at

This as well This shows a fighter and the kid as number 10 But it says 900 plus Dude there's more than... I know, that's what I'm saying That's why I had to look at a few different ones But fighting the kids is on top of the top When it comes to actually highly ranked shows

In podcasts That's pretty good All right, we should just end it there then Let's hand it here On that we're still doing it And Marin should be out Because he doesn't do it anymore there you go he's retired i'll be doing this when i'm 70 this weekend we'll

see home town let's go Denver Colorado Denver go see my boy that's it Denver j will be there March 5 6 and 7 oh good he will I love him so Denver's Calgary after that March 12 13 14 let's go so Denver's a big one because you got Brian and me I'm gonna be featuring for him the fifth six seven I'm headlined on eighth and then I got this little big one here in San Diego that's a great club bubble I can't wait for. And then Charlotte right after that. Oh yeah, then Stanford, Atlantic City. Yeah, we got a lot coming up. Go see them, boys. All right. This is the Fire and the Kid with Nick. We're out.

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