The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1170

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Hit me with your best shot. Fire away. Let's go, Jen. I said, hit me with your best shot. My shot. Hit me with your best shot.

Fire away. What's up, buddy? You're my hometown. You're welcome. I had, granted you access to my city. I just want to say, and I'm glad you brought this up. Best rooms ever, I know. I know.

I want to say this about Denver Comedy Works. That room on a Saturday night on a Friday night when it sold out I'm telling you like I had, I'm 59 my two shows on Saturday might be the best I've ever done. They might be

the shit I'm doing right now. I just, I was like well it's the best I've ever done like in some ways like it was so crazy. It was so electric. That room will make you feel that way. That room will make you feel that way. That room makes you feel like you're Kevin Hart It's kind of like the ice house. I'm just back to being silly goose guy.

Nick said he was like, it's almost unfair, how great that room is. Oh, my God. And your brother was there right on the stage. The Jay came? I came out. What did you? On the side, they have the seats on the side. I was like, yay!

You know, I, Anthony. And that was awesome. And it just was incredible. Denver snowed one day, 70 degrees the next day. That's Denver. Okay. And, um, oh, you. you know downtown Denver uh the prices by the way the restaurants

who hey Denver who the fuck do you think you are charging $93 for a steak Democrats what are we doing but did you go to the well I go to the I go to like I went to my favorite restaurant there that my favorite restaurant that I'll hold up against anybody is mercantile yeah they're good brought brought our boy Brian Shaw there okay so walking at a trim 400 because he's He's arm wrestling. Did you go to Cherry Creek at all? Did you go to Cherry Creek?

I didn't go anywhere, Baba, because here's the thing. Cherry Cricket. I went to rent a car and I forgot that I don't have a driver's license, although I do now. It came to me in the mail. I lost my wallet. That's fun. Yeah, 59.

That's a good time. That's a good time. And I had the Ridge tracker that tracks your wallet. Hey, didn't work. You got to charge it, I think. Do I? Because I don't want that. I shouldn't have, the chargers shouldn't have to be charged.

Yeah, facts. You know what I'm saying? I need my Where is it? Where's my wallet? That drove me crazy Oh and I think I might have left it in the rental car Try calling thrifty

And seeing if they can Check for your wallet Thrifty goes dude were thrifty Oh they don't hear at all But dude rented from Thrifty We're not going to get on the case Yeah I called Uber He didn't call me back

I got nothing What can you do pal Yeah What can you do What can you do? I was filming this I'm filming this new show. I'm filming this show on Friday.

I heard Calvo. Have you heard of Calvo? Uh-uh. Motorsports. No. So, you know, I like fast cars. You like fast cars. You get sad when you can't buy a fast car.

This is too much for me. What? It's the fast car I've ever been in. It had 2,600 horsepower. What? He builds vipers at insane, insane speeds. And he took me in a ride for one and I went, you know what?

It's too much. He said, come on. Like, it's too much? It's too much. He wanted you to buy it or he wanted you to... No, we're shooting a show, right? Yeah, I'm not there to buy it because they're about 600 grand. Oh, okay.

I think that's a very good answer, though, when you say, you know, when you're like, it's too much. That's the one I went in. That's just a monster. That one's a slim 400K. That one has 2,100 horsepower. So... Now, let me say this video chin because, you know, he's driving me around the city. we get up to 185.

What? In about three seconds. We get up to 185 and I go, oh, that's cool. And I said, I don't know why the fuck's not pulling up. I said to him, you ever crashed? And he goes, I have. And then he sent me this video. Why I can't fucking find out of no clue.

Maybe it's on their page? Is it this or there it is? No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, that would be a fun one. This one's not fun. So it was going so fast, it crashed. Oh, buddy.

Oh, Bubba. Oh, Bubba. Oh, but here it is. Here you go, Chin. Now you're going to watch this, and remember, he walked away on Skate. Now, the only thing is, he's showing me a picture. He looked like a panda. He looked like a panda.

I go, why were both your eyes black? Yeah. Because he broke his nose. He's going 200-something, 40 miles an hour, and something broke on the back tire or something, and he starts flipping, and his eyeballs wanted to go out of his skull. Because the G forces wanted, his eyeballs went, you know what? What? We want to take a little break.

What? And the eyeballs went, let us get out of here. Oh, my God. And so your eyeballs are trying to get out. I said, inertia. I said, did you get injured? He goes, no, only thing were my eyes, man. My eyes, because the G force, when you're flipping like that, the eyeballs wanted

to exit my body. Do you know, I told you when a plane crashes, you know what they find? feet right the bones will yeah they'll find shoes with the the the toe part blown out play this chin body goes through your shoes this my boy calvo who's basically the uh the carol shelby of vipers gone and up with 182 8 what's calvo gonna do it's about 230 there oh what's this oh what's this boom boom boom boom boom boom boom oh my god flipping flipping flipping He was at the bar that night. Now look at this.

Something on the back tire goes, you know what? This is too fast for me. You're pushing it a little too fast. You know what? We're just going to give up. Yeah. Not 200 plus miles an hour. Can't have that.

See, what happened was the tire goes, I'm going to fold in a little bit. And then we're going to take you for a little ride. A little spin. Take a little. That's a washing machine. Your clothes are clean after that, by the way. And our eyeballs go, you know what? We need a little break.

his eyeballs. My eyeballs are going to stay. I'm going to stay. Our eyeballs are going to stay here, but the skull's going to go there. They walk up to the car. Look at this. Now remember, he survived on Skate.

That's insane. Because there's a roll cage, right? Roll cage, yeah. Look at that. Not injured. Nothing. Look at that. Now, this is where it stings.

I go, damn, that was your car. He goes, oh, no, no. I built that for a client, and he asked me to race it. Yeah. Well, and that probably cost, you know, That's what, half a million dollars down the drain? Oh, more than that. That thing's probably $700,000, $800,000 build.

Hope you have a lot of money in the bank. They do. That's kind of nuts. They do. That clientele is big boy. Big boy. Yeah. Big boy clientele.

Yeah. It's not a big number for them. No. No. No. They go like this. Yeah. One of his top clients, I won't say who he works for it,

but he builds all the data centers for them. Okay. All right. And the word is he has a billion. of what he does though he has a billion liquid liquid okay yeah well that's that's yeah um so so homeboy uh really knows what he's doing here that's oh like yeah he's the carl shelby of he the what he does to those cars is insane and so you have do you have to do it to the specs of dodge or is there no no no you have to understand i mean such an engineering feat oh my god they pull everything at transmission

so those cars go so fast when they race the checks it out by and there are three speeds for a second, third. They get over 9,000 RPM's insane. They get over 9,000 RPMs. Every time they do a pull, the transmission shot. There's so much power. The transmission wrecks, and they have to install a new one to race again. What?

A new transmission. 40 grand. And what is it transmission? It's the garing. So for second, third, fourth, third, fourth, year. That's how ignorant I am. I know what it is, but I'm like, if you really, if like, you ever notice that when somebody said, if somebody said, Brian, here's a quiz.

and you have to tell us what a transmission is. I'd be like, it's the air, it's the, you know, I would have, you know what I find myself. It's like the main engineer. You know what I found, especially on this show, right? It's for a big network. I'm just the talent, which is, thank God, I'm not running everything. I just show up and plug and play.

Yeah. And I know my, the cars and I get info on them. But what I find myself doing, especially with cars, like he, you know, is his black belt. Yeah. So when he's talking about something, back in the day, I just go, oh, yeah, he'll go, you know, and I go, oh, I know. Now I go, I don't know.

Yeah, I do that all the time. I go, oh, no, I go, hold on. What do you, what do you, what do you, can you explain that? And he'll be like, really? I'm like, yeah, I don't know what you're referring to. I have an idea, but I don't know for facts, did. Well. So we might edit that episode, but at least I'm learning.

So next time I don't have to bring it up. I'm 50, when I was 56, 56, my, my billionaire friend was talking finance. And I said, what is that? And he goes, what do you mean? I said, I don't know what that is. He goes, you don't know what? I can't remember what I determined. And he goes, he goes, wow.

And I was like, that's how ignorant I am to this. Yeah, but also, that's not our, we don't specialize in that. I know. So I have no problem going, I don't know what that is. And now I do that all the time. Yeah, and certain stuff, I'm like, I say, I don't know what that is. What are you talking about? Yep.

What are you talking about? Yep. Now, I made a mistake this week, so I shot all that on Friday. Saturday, Boston had football. Tiger had two games, and then Sunday had two games. Tiger balls out on Saturday, right? Balls out. And then we get, we're driving home, he throws up in the truck.

truck threw up in a bag little flu I've been on the weather so I don't know what he had going I thought maybe he ate a bunch of sugar or some shit yeah we at home that morning throws up like oh man he has a fever I'm like your teammates are counting on you buddy we got to win one we're in the championship he was really I'm and I go yeah dude

I played some my best games when you're sick here's some vitamin B one let's let's get this going man here's some orange juice it's figured out and poor kiddo just not this coach's like man he just doesn't seem into I'm like Yeah. He's sick. He's not doing well.

Threw up in right field. You pushed your son. It's for the championship. And you're 10-year-old. Yeah, it's for a championship. Hey, hey, hey. We needed this. Hey, it's 10-year-old, so it doesn't matter.

I know. He could have taken it off for sure. I mean, he should have taken a break. Yeah, but he's tough. So he'll rally. Yeah, he was like, I'm good. And even during the game, like, buddy, you good? Electro-Lexec.

Yeah, he wanted to win. But in hindsight. Did they win? No. We lost. We lost. Yeah. Boys played well, though.

Boys played well. Boys played well. Now he's home with the flu. No, he's all right now. Yeah. You know, he's all right. Yeah. It's going around.

My little ones are just little snop bombs all the time. How it goes. Yeah. See, you're going to get sick. It's how it goes. Yeah. How it goes, buddy? That's right.

Did you watch any of the fights? I watched all the fights. I'm glad you brought it up. Watched all the fights. Oliver's, you want to go through, which one you want to go through? I mean, just Charles basically. Just the Charles.

Yeah. The main event. BMF title. That's why it's getting flack. That's why it's getting, and this isn't, this correlates to the White House card. Yeah.

Now, if Charles and Max were, let's say it was just a main event, no belt on the line, and they fought, we're all praising Charles. Dude, what a performance.

Yeah. The issue is, when you say this for the BMF title, right. We assume BMF means caution to the win, bad motherfucker, you're taking risk but it's stand-up

basically BMF means it's gonna be a slug fest so Charles hits a no I don't know who is a no hiter coaches but he's he's different like his wrestling is unbelievable

like I mean he's working with somebody who's he's he's he's the same team great grappler like right now he's the same yeah he's the same team

I just think he changed his game plan right but this shows you how good Ilya Tabori is because he tried to hang out Ilya down and I went excuse me and he didn't have a prayer.

Yeah. So it just shows you how good deal he is. But that's why, you know, people are saying like, oh, this is BMF. It's like, take BMF out of it. And you're like, oh, what a performance by Charles. Right. So I think what they do, I think Charles. Oh, there you go.

Iranian wrestler who's phenomenal, you know. Iran has amazing wrestling. He's been with him forever, though. He's not new. That's his guy. But then it's been with him for several years. Yeah, see? But what I would do is,

I would do Charles versus Armand rematch for five rounds. Because that was the one hiccup because, you know. Because Armand got tired. The end got dicey for them. So if you do it five rounds, just to make it... That's a really interesting. That's a great fight. Very interesting fight.

Five rounds. Very interesting fight. Because, you know, Charles does get hit, but Charles also looked good, you know, on the feet. He didn't do a lot, but, I mean, Max just didn't have an answer for that wrestling. It was really interesting. To Max's defense, I love Max. he was probably getting ready for a slug fest. He was like, this, BMF?

Yes. Let's point down and fucking slug. Yeah. And they did at some of the very end of the rounds, and Max can't get in a little up? Smart, smart. Charles is a very smart guy and very, very good high fight IQ. And just a...

This time. Usually gets hit, and that's why he does. That's his losses. But, you know, he's like, I'm older. I need this BMF title, so I'm going to take him down, not risk much. Yeah. I appreciate it.

I truly appreciate that. I do, too. Yeah, anyone who's hating him, it's like, dude, you get in there. You get half your pay. But I would do Charles versus Armand in main event five rounds. And I'd do Max versus Connor. So now Charles. I do Max Holloway versus Connor.

Connor doesn't need to fight a winner. I agree with you. Fight a big name. They have a history, right? It's a great idea. At marathon gas stations, every stop is the start of fun. Like the awesome fuel savings you can get with marathon rewards. Join Marathon Rewards today.

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Now, let me ask you this. That's a great idea. Max Holloway is a great fight for Connor. And because they would slug it out and it'd be so fun to watch. Because let's say you're like, all right, Charles, wants to fight Conner, it's like, that sucks. He can just grapple the piss out of him and it's not going to be a great fight. It'll be the same thing.

Max, entertain it on the feet. Correct. That's what we need. Very good idea. Yeah. Okay. And so that, I love that idea. Yeah.

I'm very intrigued with the Charles Sarukian fight because when, when I don't, yeah, obviously Syruken's a great, great wrestler, but I think Charles is a big problem for him then. Now, right? Well, the rumor, they didn't fight that long ago. I know. But you've got to look at, I guess, if anybody could rehearse the looks he's going to get from Sarukian. It's an interesting fight because five rounds. Yeah.

Because if you watch that last fight, you're like, Armand was going, I mean, the first two rounds he was owning them. Yeah. That they're going to get a little tired. Yeah. And Charles was starting to make a comeback. Yeah. Had them in some submissions. Like, man, this goes two more rounds.

We're cooking. Right. So that's why I'd like that to make it very clear. And I don't think Armands is going to get a top fight anytime soon, just to make that very clear. fight from. I'm in. Yeah, they just have an issue with him. Did you see the White House card? Yeah. Did you see, did you see Michael the Dober fight with Drew Dober? Dr. Dober? Yes. Yeah. And Drew Dober seemed to be, have been getting lit up for most of it.

That's his thing. And then boom, boom. Yeah. He's a man, Colorado kid. Well, Nebraska, but came up in the Ring of Fire Circuit. I love Drew Dover. And then our Rojas kid looks great, wrestling-wise. Couldn't do much there, but did his thing. like five significant punches, but yeah, just grappled the fuck at them. All right, so let's see what we got. The White House card. This is the talk of the town. Now here's the issue.

Here's the issue. Here's the issue. We were told it was going to look like USC Nochez on steroids. We were told I didn't make this up. I didn't tell you guys this. Brian didn't tell you this. Rogen didn't tell us this. The man himself, Dana White goes, this is going to be the best card you've ever seen.

So the expectations were so insane and we waited a year for this, right? And we're like, come on, me, let's see what we got here. And we're thinking, oh, is it John? Is it Connor? And so that's why when they released this, everyone goes, oh, shit. Because on paper, like the first two, the main event, co-mainment, those are good fights. They're good. They're great.

You got, you know, two of the best. You got Topperia and you got fucking Poeton. Take my fucking money. The issue is we were told it's going to be the best ever. And I just think Dana was just like, huck, fuck, man. Because you know they're trying to do Islamakchev Ilya. Islam's the one that pulled out. Why did he pull out?

We don't know. But Islam's the one that turned it down. So then Justin Gaiti found out, I think, Thursday night that he's fighting Ilia. And then Dana said that we were never going to have John the card. We were in negotiations. That's a lie. That's a lie. So, Islam, real quick, they said there was reports of some sort of hand injury.

Sure. Yeah, or hip injury or something. I heard hand, but yeah. Or scared. And then John was like, he sent all sorts of tweets. He erased all of them, but Dana was like, we were never in negotiations. I know for a fact they were. I know for a fact they were.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. So what's scary is, as a UFC fan, is Dana and the UFC brass, They can't, they just can't pull off the big fights anymore. That should scare you. Those days are done. You know why? They don't have to.

We got our seven billion. We don't have to. Back in the day when there's competition where there's strike force, there's pride, there's, Bella Tor, there's other organizations. They wanted to stake their claim like, look, we pulled it off, we got the big dogs,

tune into us, we're the best in the land. Now they're like, for what? I thought we'd see Connor. Connor's on the international fight week because same reason you see Connor during the pandemic they can't make money off Connor because Connor is a big ticket item you can't make money off Connor at the White House there's 2,000 tickets of the elite okay you ever seen Django yes when Leonardo DiCaprio's watching those two black guys fight that's what we got here that's the

white house that's what we got here yeah look at them five well chill them yeah yeah yeah that's that's right yeah we're at the white house in the front long Where are we here? The front lawn? With the elites of the elites. So point of being... That is so unbelievable. So ridiculous.

Awesome. But the point is, is that you can't... Conner's going to sell out stadiums. So you're saving him for an international fight week, which is in June. And I bet he fights... I would do Max Holloway. But so that... But all this being said is when we're told, greatest card ever, I'm expecting Conner, the big boys.

Yeah. Like, you're telling me they waited a year to put together. Bo-Nickle versus Dukakis. Daukesia. You waited a year to pull out fucking sugar, Sean. Why not do sugar, Corey? You wait a year, lower that for me, Chin, get rid of that. Let me see the fire guard.

You waited a year for sugar versus Zahibi? Zahibi. You waited a year for Huffy versus Chandler? You wait. This is the other thing. I was going to get it on the shop, so we can do it here. quit trying to force Cyril Gahn on us in Diego Lopez. They're cool.

They're cool. That's Cyril Gahn's fifth fucking title fight. Hey, quit trying to make Fetch happen, dude. We're not into it. Neither is he. I think they have my thing. We're like, Cyril Gahn is, I think, I think, who are you taking from that? Five, Brian, five opportunities.

It's a lot of opportunities. A lot of options. A lot of ops. It's not your thing. Hold on. It's not your thing. Quit trying to make Fetch happen. No, hold on.

And then Diego Lopez, all right. All right, dude. Diego Lopez, look at the cards Diego Lopez has been on. Yeah. Quit trying to force the fucking kid on us. Yeah. We'll tell you who you want to see.

Yeah. Quit trying to force feed a Cyril Gahn and fucking Diego Lopez. Well, Cyril Gond, Alex Behara, is interesting to me because Alex is a step in that ring at 240, probably. Cyril would be 248, 240. And it's a different thing. There's the problem.

Yeah. Here's the fucking problem. All of this. Yeah. Everyone's like, Poetan Ilya, this fight's sick. Oh,

like the two great. Here's the thing. Let's say Poetan wins and, you know, it's historic because a champion in three different weight class has never been done. Wow. Historic, right? Yeah.

Historic. But you beat Cyril Gunn. He's not a champion. Yeah. So unfortunately, there's a little asterisk next to that. Well, I would say this. Cyril Gone is a very big and very athletic.

heavyweight, who looked good against Aspinol at least for five minutes. Sure. So people go, so if Poton beats him. You're not the champ. You're not the champ. You're not the champ. You're not the champ. You're not the champ. No. So the Astro, granted, what he's doing is insane. I love Poton. But there's still that asterisk.

Like, how he beats Sir O'Gonna, a guy who his fifth fucking time. We're not seeing John Jones here probably because of an injury. Buddy. No, no, no, none of that. You're not seeing John Jones. You ready? Ever. It's over. It's over. Everyone in here, we got to accept it's over. He's not fighting. Never again, Brian.

It's never happening. Never happening. Why? The only time he's to come back with his arthritis and all that was for the White House card. Got it. He was like, this would get me out of bed. I would do this one. Because otherwise, he's got issues.

Yeah, he's issues. And the UFC was like, nah. He's got issues. Now the UFC could, which I doubt they do it, especially in the current climate, the UFC could release John. And now, and now. Somebody was saying. He said, oh, release me.

But now, let's say the UFC, they're not going to. Let's say the U.S. I'm released from the UFC. Let's go. If I could prove him wrong, would I be wrong? Or would it would or would be a bigger man be remaining? See, I'll be the fall guy. Because when Dana was like, we were never in negotiations.

So all of this discussion was complete bullshit. Is that what you want me to agree to publicly? Man, how fucking painful. Laying in my bed, wrapping my head around this perception. All I can think of is how fucking painful. And then the other half of me is like, But is it really, though? Yeah, too much.

But here's the thing. The UFC's not going to because they know what's going to happen. Let's say the UFC released John. Think about it. So Francis is fighting on the co-made event of Gina and Rhonda. So you got Francis out there now. So Netflix, you're batshit crazy. If you don't think the minute John gets released, you're getting Francis versus John.

And what do you think? Aspinalls do it. He signed with Eddie Hearn. They'll figure out a way to get him out of that contract. If you're Asimol, you want out of the UFC contract because you become a free agent. You're fighting Francis who you've always wanted to fight. You're fighting John and it's on Netflix.

There's more eyeballs and you're making boatloads more money. So interesting. So interesting. That's a very interesting thing because in a way, the way Saudi Arabia changed boxing, Netflix could actually be the one hub that draws more eyeballs from the UFC. Saudi Arabia funded. I'm sorry, also.

Also, yeah. Yeah. So now we're, that's right. So now, now, so UFC may have some competition after all. But again, that's if they release them. The UFC knows what's up. You don't make Tom happy and it. John should be able to get out of it, especially with the lawsuits and stuff going on.

So, but it's interesting, right? Yeah. In order to achieve what you want to achieve, you need to leave the UFC. You got to leave the UFC. You get fuck you money from Netflix. And you get the matchups you want to see. Crazy, right? Yes.

And again, this White House card. Can we talk about Bo Nickel for a second? Sure. He's fighting Kyle. But this White House card, if they just release this, you'd like, oh, that's a dude, Ilya and fucking Poetan, that's pretty fucking stacked. This is fun. Yeah.

But the problem, it's the same with the BMF shit. The problem is when you set expectations and then you don't deliver when now you get a shit sandwich. Now you get a shit sandwich. Now, the one thing that could make this a historic, like a little jet, like one of the biggest cards ever, it's a big ask is if Justin Gagee knocked out Ilya. At the White House, you got American knocking out Ilya. Now we're cut. Now it's like, holy shit. It's a big ask.

It's a big ask. Now, I'm just going to say this without being disrespectful. But when, if you mention a couple names, if you mention Amon's a hobby, Maricio Ruffy, Hoffie. Kyle Daukes and Steve Garcia to the average, even viewer of the UFC. You understand. Nobody know, they go, I don't, you know, it's not that, we all know Sean Amalia is superstar,

but we don't, we don't get excited about, it's like, who's he fighting? You understand? But the problem is like, this is the, unfortunately. He's a hobby's record, but he's a beast. But unfortunately, this is the state, the current state, say the UFC. They wanted to give you guys a big card. Yeah. But we don't have any stars. Yeah. It's a big fight for Sean.

It's a hobby. Tough fight for Sean. Yeah. Fuck yeah. A very tough fight for Sean's. Now, if you go back to a car chin, show me which Americans are winning. Which ones? Because Trump's going to be front row next to Elon fucking Zuckerberg. Zucker was going to be jacking kids off. Dude, which American is going to get probably bow? Take bow out of it. Mm-hmm. y'all want to see a dead body what what the fuck you think's going to happen to chanler versus huffy dude that's a terrible fight for him let me get this straight let me see who let me see who have chanler wait all this time and then his reward is like least you're on the white house and here's fucking hoofy he's a nightmare dude yeah he really is uh guys let's take a little break talk to you about

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Are there the odds out, Chin? Sugar is always exciting, sir, he's great. As last fight was in, but I get it. Two-fight losing is good. You got to play the game. Poneicle. I don't know Kyle Daukes. Can I see?

He's on a now. Serious. He's on a super impressive. You got a big brother and heavyweight. Yep. Is he the wrestler? What is his pedigree? I can't remember.

Let's look. I think it just does everything. I get peeve so hard. Do it. These are the odds, gin. These are the opion. So you got Ilya minus 600 over Justin. Gagee.

Makes sense. Cyril Ghan, minus 160 over Poetan. Yeah. That makes sense. All of this makes sense. Sugar Sean minus 350. So the American needs to win there.

Mauricio Huffy, minus 650, the biggest favorite on the card against our boy Michael Chandler. It's so rude. That's crazy. You hate America? Huh? Hey, Dana. You hate America?

Yeah. And then Bo Neckles minus 240. Digger Lopez minus 135. Quit trying to push him on. us. We'll tell you who we like. Quit pushing people on us. I'm going to be honest with you. Serial gun? I'll be honest. Might not be for you. I don't care that much. About the White House card? I said it out loud. I mean, I'll, I'll, I care about Cyril gone because I want to see if my boyfriend's up to the task. I know. And I care about Sean O'Malley

because that's my boy and I love him and I want, you know, and I think that'll be a fun fight. Wow. This is how you know the UFC's going to casuals. You don't care? Oh, damn it. I'll these fucking... Beat that out, Jen. No shit. Please don't. By the way, this is from Draft Kings. It's a little bit different. Still not good. Boofie's not as crazy of a... Still not great. How much do you actually care? I care. Well, I mean, you know, you know what I mean, though.

I love it. No, no, but there could be other... What do you mean? Matchups here that I would have gotten really excited about. Oh, yeah. That's all I'm trying to say. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. They totally dropped the ball on it. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Oh, no, they totally dropped the ball in this. I mean, I just, I was thinking about it, and I was like, this is how I feel. This is terrible to say.

If I miss it, I'm fine. Oh, wow. That makes me sad. It's a terrible thing to say. But if I'm really honest, if I miss it, I'll re-watch it when I have time. Oh, wow. Yeah. You know what we are?

We're just two different ships sailing in the night. I know, but. I'm stopping my ship. Which one are you excited about? I like that. It's at the White House. It's historic. Sure.

I like all that. Poetan gone. Don't get me wrong. Poetan gone is fucking. Very excited. That's the one I'm excited about. That's the one I'm excited about. The rest of them are tough.

You know what I'm saying? Now, would you be more excited if you found out I'm excited about O'Malley is a hobby? Sure. Yeah. It's huge favorite. But that's more because he's like sugar. Yeah. He's going to get it done.

We need the American win here. But would you be a. side of Ilya versus Islam? They announced that? Yes. That would have done it, right? Yes, it would. Now, to defend the UFC, that was the goal.

To defend Dana and Hunter and the boys and Nick Maynard. They can't give, they can't give to Poria to Sirukian, I guess, but I would have liked to see that too. Yeah, those are exciting to me. But you got an interim belt with Justin, so you got to get that the way, but you could have done I'llia up at 70 against Islam, and that. That's what I'm trying to say. Even that being, well, but even that being said, the wrestling card's so mid, you'd be like, buddy.

That's what I'm trying. Like, what would you, what would you like to have seen? I know Connor. John Poiton. Yeah. Connor, Max. Or Connor, Chandler, Chandler, Nate Diaz. Like, bring out the big boys, the big guns.

Now, here's the thing. When Rhonda said their reviews are going to beat theirs, she's right now. Yeah, now you're right. yeah before i wanted to argue about it yeah you're right yeah they're gonna blow this out the water yeah blow it out the water who do you have on that ronda gina fight ronda destroys her really she's a minus 3,000 probably um everything's mismatches these days but people are into it yeah cyril uh god and potons like the marquee fight on this yeah it should have been john though john would have actually made this card if john was on it it would have been john you know your body just

your body gives out. He wanted to do it. He's down to do it. He could have fought. You think, what, what? So he was ready, it sounds like, from his tweets. Yeah. What happened?

You see, they didn't want to pay him? They didn't want to pay him. They can. They don't have to anymore. They don't have to do anything. So like, Ron and Gina's point was like, we're good. I told him good luck. It's because, and Rhonda was like, we want to guarantee pay.

And he's like, we don't want to set that standard. So good luck going somewhere else. now imagine this imagine this go back to the white house card imagine this imagine this imagine you had john jones poetan ilia islam which they're trying to make ronda gina carano connor chanler like we're cooking dude cooking cooking cooking yeah it'd be great i think john would have did it though just john what's that john if john was on the card it would have done it. Everyone would have been happy with it. Oh, man.

It would have been a step in the right direction. Well, they're working with what, you know, what they got. The only plus side to all this is it's not going to mess up the rest of the cards for the year. That was the big worry because also, Mayor Trump was like, there's seven title fights. You're like, what?

Seven fights. So we were worried it's going to fuck up the rest of the year with scheduling, but nah. You see what? Nah, we're going to give you shit sandwiches and you're going to eat them. Because we're making $7 billion, and it doesn't really matter to us. Yeah. We're in cruise control, you morons.

Yeah. Well, Brent, so now that John is pretty much, he's not on the White House card. He's never fight against. So he's never going to fight it. So that should have been their last fraud. They should have invested money to negotiate with him just for that card then, right? No shit, dude. But he wanted, you know.

Probably like an insane amount of money that's like a Google. Well, they, they, the, his excellency offered to pay him $30 million to fight. Oh, yeah, he didn't take it. He didn't take it. So he was asking for 60. And the USC just goes, now we don't have to. No, no, no.

$30 million. There's a lot of money. There's so much money. And he said no to $30 million. He must be sitting pretty. That sucks. Yeah. I'll tell you off here why I knew John wasn't going to fight.

Tell me. Interesting. Yeah, a bit of a letdown, but real housewives of the EOC, baby. Yep. anything else what else you got jinn let's see what we got here current events yeah okay let's go with some currents there's hey war's still raging yeah yeah that is a bummer stand out of that um let's go with something controversial real quick this is this video not this one this one here has gone viral

this is apparently someone's funeral so mother was grieving her son's funeral and i guess they had a horse and a carriage person come out and then the mother got pissed off at the horse carriage driver because one of his employees wasn't dressed well enough. Can I just say something? This is a mother who's burying her son. If you have children, she gets a pass for everything. Because you're dressed like Calland. Do you have sandals and jeans on? She wore like a pink sweatshirt or hoodie. Oh, wow.

Because she's the one that has to do like the guiding the horse here and there. But the actual guy that drove the horse, that guy, he was perfectly dressed in a nice house. I don't want to watch it. It makes me too sad. Let me see it. It's a quick one, bar. But is she involved in it? She was just setting up the horse then getting out. She's literally just tending after the horse. You know, because they always take dumps and everything.

It's a hurt mother who's like, you know, she's just mad. She's the one in the white with a wagon. That horse ain't the only one carrying a wagon. Am I right? Oh, wow. That guy should have a little compassion too. That's all a disaster. Oh, wow.

They're hitting the guy. It's all a disaster. But what's the guy have to do? Ashtal, I'm a la. It's a disaster. The guy has nothing to do with that, but I guess that's one of his employees. And that's the, that's the girl in the outfit right here. You can see it looks like, she's probably just sending the horse up and getting out of there.

It looks like, yeah, it looks like, it looks like, oh, he threw, oh, that's the issue. He threw it back at her. That's where the debate comes in. It's like, well, she did throw it at him. So he was kind of like, he threw a back. situation before. A lot of times there's fights and... She's not in a clear mind right now.

Either the mother, she's lost her son. No. Yeah, that's terrible. But I mean, the guy was dressed up perfectly, you know, like a top hat and, you know... She's not in her right... No, yeah, she should get a pass. And then, dude, what made it 10 times, a gazillion times worse is... He has a little whip thing for the horse, and I think he did kind of like...

You know, do a little action like that when... I'm sure we'll turn this into a racial thing. No, they're gonna. But of course it's just him like get away. It's not that. It's a disaster. It's probably the only weapon he had in his hands. That's it.

Yeah. Other than that water bottle or whatever that this sheet through. Yeah. But that's why he got, you know, crazy. And that community, that demographic is, is, has dealt with a lot of death and a lot of, like, loss of young men. Oh, someone, here's another thing that they pointed out to. Yeah. It's kind of a really negative thing, but people in the comments, because they're very, you know, you can imagine.

in the black most black people were were on the mother side most everyone else was on the other the main you know the carriage driver's side but uh they're saying like there's guys with t-shirts just airbrushed you know because that's like a cultural thing you know there's airbrushed you know the name of the person that passed away r sump the funeral t-shirts yeah and shorts and stuff like that so she went off on that girl she's which they're putting her anger somewhere she had to put her anger somewhere all right did you guys see uh ex-president bill clinton Okay, so his lawyer was like, let me take that from him. Yeah.

No, did he take your room? Yeah, because she did. Because he was like, he's kind of re-remenacing. Do you do this with his tongue? Yeah, and she went, she went, let me take that. He's off. And then he goes like, it's not. Look at me back.

Really? So during the case, yeah, he was looking at pictures from him and Epstein from the old days. And then this is the, this is his reaction. And his lawyer is trying to take it away, but you can see what happened. Oh, shit. I didn't mean you like it. Yeah, you liked it, Chinn, right? Looking at it.

Shall you know, let's take these. He's like, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's all, okay. Okay. You're smiling. Mr. President, we have about five minutes remaining. I don't know.

He's, he's an old pro. Also, he's gotten away with everything. He's like, yeah. Listen, I got maybe, I got maybe a year left. Yeah. What are you going to do? But look it up. I don't think he ever went to the island.

I don't believe there's any recommendation. him taking the plane to the island. There was a record of him taking the plane to Africa under the Clinton Foundation. So I believe that's why he's like, eh, whatever. Based on currently available, there's no evidence. There's no evidence. Jeffrey Epstein's private plane to Epstein's private island. Right. So he's like, yeah, I used, I used it to go to 26th flags on Epstein's private jets and it's all to Africa, I guess. Yeah. Hold on. Epstein accused of Virginia Roberts claimed in 2011 have met Clinton on the island. Yeah.

However, in 2025, new release emails from 2011 showed Epstein himself asserting that Clinton was never on the island. Yeah. That's why this woman, Virginia, grief-free, who died, committed to suicide. That's why she was, she made a lot of claims that the FBI could not, they just were wildly inconsistent. What did Bill say about the hot topic with the girl? and stuff. He probably doesn't have to say much, right? He's like, it's not on the island.

Yeah, and also there's, I don't think there's a... There's a hot tub take with a girl. Really? I know he's in a hot tub, but hold on. No, with a girl. Yeah, with a girl. He, but that, they asked him, and he said it wasn't on the island. He said it was in, I forget where, somewhere else.

Yeah, maybe. So, it's not illegal. Oh, let's see what he says here. So do you recall the details of this photo? Recall the photo being taken? No, I don't think I never knew the photo. of those who can't see it, it's a photo view and a hot tub. There's a person next to you here. Do you remember where it was taken?

Where was it taken? I'm almost sure that this taken, I think there's an adjacent photograph, which you probably have. And if people saw it, they would feel that someone was trying to condom film this picture. But anyway, this picture was taken in Brunei. He wanted when he knew I was coming, and he said he wanted to help me with my age initiative, and he invited me to stay there. And he said, I want you to stay at this hotel, and I hope you'll use the pool. So I did, and then I got out and went to bed, exhausted.

And then I've asked us, did you engage any sexual activities with this person? Thank you. it's so it's so so so there was it was in brunai and i guess there's another photo and it's just a large pool and he was in a hot tub and there were other people around so it was like a big event so but but that's true see the problem with all this stuff is like you know it's like was he do i think he was fucking around hell yeah i do hell yeah but like like all the stuff that floats around's like ah he caught you it's like all right he's like this he's like oh don't know hot tub Yeah, Brunei.

By the way, Brunei, have you looked into the sultan of Brunei? Brunei, the sultan, has harems. That dude would fly in girls from all over and have like, I don't know, 10 girls in his palace and stuff like that. That's, yeah, there you go.

Yeah, the sultan of Brunei crazy money. Just foreign women. He would keep them in the 80s and 90s. Some guy, I read a thing about this journalist who saw it. and the guy just had all these women and then what he was suffering from was boredom after a while it was like kind of like back in the day like the dubai thing the salt and the brunei he was like you know here we go so for whatever reason i just remember someone that said something about guri or whatever but then remind me like the guthrie thing have you heard anything since a while because i've heard nothing

nothing it's been gone right like that missing lady nancy guthrie her her old were missing did anything happen nothing man the whole thing's weird nuts nothing how about the guy who knows so much about like space and lasers and weaponry and he he's a retired general and he got kidnapped and you know there's a lot of weird stuff going on that's so crazy dude elder abuse possibility i don't know poor woman but i mean this was all over the news like non-stop and suddenly it's just gone gone because we don't have attention for it No one has an attention span. Well, it's crazy until you said some chin.

I didn't even think of her. No, that's why I saw something. Also, it's been 34 days. She's 83. She doesn't have her meds. It's not looking good, guys. Yeah. I just, it's kind of amazing that this guy is so weird.

All righty. Oh, this is, um, you guys are talking about John Jones earlier. So this is them at that one place. Was it in Dubai somewhere in Russia? that area. Oh, no, it was Russia. And this is them talking about the whole weight thing, too, with John Jones and D.C. Hold on.

That's the dark side. You get my third victory. It's not going, Daniel Cormier. He's not going to win. I'm here to show the world that I'm a better fighter and a better coach. Well, that's the thing is he won one. He cheated the second time and it didn't win. Let's remember that. And I'm going to beat him this time.

There's no way he can out-coach me. No chance. I think being on my team alone, just being on my team gives the fighters all the energy that they need to be victorious. John, what do you think? I'm just wondering how much D.C. weighs right now. You used to make fun of me about being fat. Look at you. I look good.

He tries to like pull his shirt and shit and shit. It's hot as hell out here. Can we go inside? We can't afford for anything bad to happen out here. We're in the middle of nowhere. There's barely anybody to pull me off of him. Yeah. Oh my God.

It's possible you'll get into a fight here. And what will happen if that happens? I think we all know what will happen. No, no, no. What would happen is now? What would happen is now we'd be fighting at a more natural way for me, so I would probably drown him in that pool right there. Dude, they don't like each other, man.

No, never have. It's real. Yeah, John has always been trying to, like, be his friend, but then D.C.'s like, no, I don't believe him. There's no, he's bullshit or something like that. Yeah, no. I'm with D.C. on this stuff. Let's take a little break here, B.

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So they are going to... This is old. What? That video's old. Which one? From the reality show in Russia? No, no. It just never came out.

Yeah. That recently just came out. Yeah, yeah. They filmed that months ago. Oh, so check out this story. This is all. It's a good ending. So just, that's it.

I'll just play for you. So this says the captions, Terrifying Moment. Top Bunk collapsed onto Sleeping Brother. Days after, mom built it from Amazon. Yeah. And she says she did all the instructions correctly, but you never know. Here we go.

Yeah. That's so scary. Oh, look at the little one. Thank God those spikes missed them. Holy fucking shit. Holy fuck that. Dude. Terrifying.

Thank God those spikes missed that little dude. Wow. Sorry, Mom. Ultimately, the kids are okay. didn't get spiked, but dude, you saw all of them fall down at once. And then the sister, that's what broke my heart the most. She's like, oh, she's so scared about it. Are you okay?

Yeah, that's terrible. She's a good girl. Yeah. Sweetheart, she's taking care of her brother. I love it. Okay. So this video came out. This is from a guy that's selling, you know, cars at a hundred dealership.

And then he just became this, like, crazy viral sensation. So it was posted earlier, but now he's, like, blowing up. I'll just play the video for you. I'll just play the video for you. I think a car shouldn't be stressful. and that's why I'm here. Hey Maple Ridge, I'm Alex, the newest Maple Ridge Hyundai sales consultant. My goal here is to make your car journey the simplest, the easiest,

the most understanding of any car dealership you ever go to. And that's why I am starting in this position of sales. Whatever you're upgrading your old vehicle to something new like this palisade, I want to help you and help achieve what you want in a car. Whatever you look at for a new or use Hyundai here at Maple Ridge, Hyundai, feel free to reach out to me, Alex, for the best help possible. He looks like what fuck is this? He's just a 12-year-old.

And help you find the exact goal that you're looking for. He looks like, a fake mustache. Buying a car. It's such a sure. But the comments are like the best part of it because like that's, you know, Andre Touchy-Feeley. Can you guys even read it out a lot, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In 2012, I showed up to a fight with no cornerman. Alex stepped in and coached me into victory. If you're buying a car, buy it from him. Alex showed me an eight ball on test drive last week. highly recommend. This one's the best. Alex had no fear with my wife and I couldn't be happy. I couldn't be happy for them both.

Alex and I used to run Coke from movies up to Miami in the mid-80s. Hell of a pilot and just as good running an offshore race boat. They're just, all of them are so much. There's so much fun. You won't find Alex in the Epstein list. Highly recommended. Alex donated half his liver to my dog,

not to save his life, but he thought it was hungry. And he was hungry for a fantastic deal at Maple Ridge. Alex, there were my babies on the southern boat once. Thanks, Alex. Yeah, just constant. Thank you, everyone for supporting Alex.

He sold his first vehicle today. We will post a celebration update in true car sales fashion. Keep going down. This one says, Alex picked me up on our date in a Hyundai. He wasn't interested in me, but now I know that kind of man and cars out there. So funny.

Yeah, people love him, though. Watch this video, my heart is as full as Alex's pockets. This guy goes, Alex got me a great deal on Dolorian. Now I'm stuck in 1955. Alex and I were married for a sure period of time in the 90s. I just couldn't go back to Maple Ridge, and that's where his heart belonged.

Amazing lover, even better car sales person. Alex and I were on a two man, and he slept with the most abhorrent of creatures so I could seal the deal with my now wife. Alex will literally fuck anything to help him. I recommended purchasing a Hyundai from him. Yeah, it just not stop. Every twin babies had a truck stop at two of the other than five. It was my brother and I.

We're still in touch today. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. And then they're, you know, obviously even the whole dealership, they're just, they're loving it. So I'll show me my first car. Hopefully he's killing it, man. Yeah, dude.

That's funny. So he has like that awkward kind of, you know, boyish thing going on. So people are just like, you know. He's got a mustache that grows in a strange way. That's another thing. Hopefully he's killing it. yeah all righty

hold on there's a crazy one I want to show you wait this guy's freaking insane so have you seen I don't know if you guys I seen this clip

but this guy this I saw yeah and this is that red rocks out of his freaking mind I thought he was just going to be some crazy

weirdo but then this guy's like you'll see I've been watching them since we got here he's doing some stuff I can't actually believe yeah he talks to himself as well as about

about. I'm going to do something cool here waiting to see. Kids got some legs on him. It's not easy. It's like Spider-Man. He's fucking cooking.

That's him crawling? Yeah. Watch this though. This just blew my mind. Oh my God. That blew my mind. That's fucking wild. Yeah, that's wild.

Dude, one spill and it's game set match, Bubba. Yeah, that takes a lot. Have you ever ran Red Rocks? Is that Red Rocks? Yeah. Oh, wow. I've not.

It's great. We used to do it all the time when we're fighting. Really? Super tough. It is, right? This guy's in insane shape. Those are the main ones, though. Insane shape.

Especially at that al- Buddy Hop is no fucking joke. No. I don't know you're allowed to... I thought it was going to be closed off to the public, but we're allowed to just go there and train all the time. Dude, look at that. That guy's in phenomenal shape.

And he talks to himself, but he reminds me like the liver king kind of personality, but hopefully he doesn't go... More athletic? Yeah. And it just doesn't go crazy. That guy is... That running backwards, nutsos. Nutsos.

Someone says, that guy's ready. I don't know for what, but he's ready. I don't know for what either, but he's ready. All right, this is the one that freaked me out. This is at a, it's a Southwest flight. Says 294 from Nashville to Fort Lauderdale. And then this is what the crew was telling the passengers to do. Was this the, were the guys threatened to blow the plane up?

I heard something that happened. They didn't say exactly what the details were, but something about that. There was some sort of threat There was some sort of threat and they had to do this. Why? And was that the pilot saying that? The crew, the crew member.

It might have been a cop as they were walking through. See the cops coming. Maybe the air marshals. People are crying. Who's shouting that? Why are they shouting heads in? It made no sense at all, but they're just screaming from heads. heads down, hands up.

Well, if somebody has a weapon or the ideas, you know, some whatever. Bro, how about this? How about, not my team, another 10 U majors team. They're playing on Monday in the championship games. Huge field. This is in Houston. Yeah. They're on a huge field.

Someone comes running up, goes, get out of here. There's an active shooter. So you got like, you know, 20 teams. They, my team, the Mustang, they book it running. Oh, they're, they jump over the fence. They go to the street. They go in a neighborhood. but everyone's running.

They get the fuck out of there. Then they come back. They're like, what the fuck happened? Cops are everywhere. They come back and someone who's running, like the baseball organization goes, oh, it's just a drill that we like to do to make sure everyone's on it.

And the coach goes, hold on. We're in the middle of a fucking tournament. There's a drill? This is just a drill. And someone from the field was like, yeah, just a drill. And one other coach is like, I'm not buying it.

that. Has a buddy who's a cop, he's like, no, they thought there was an actual active shooter. Coach is like carrying kids and shit. Scary, man, scary. And it was just, this is last weekend, so it was right during, you know, Iran and all that. And there was that active shooter in Austin. Have you seen? Have you seen?

Crazy. I'm insane. It's even a discussion. Have you? Have you said that? Yeah, exactly. Insane. Have you seen that the terror alert thing from the Justice Department?

It's like, Austin's. right there. Austin is one of the hubs. What do you mean, terror alert? All like back to the day was orange. Being on a lookout for, you know, possible terrorists. Bring it up, Chin? Yeah. It's a terror threat level. But you're saying terror alerts is

like, is hot here in Austin? No, I'm saying, yeah. And there's certain hubs where they were talking about. In Austin's a hub? People should be vigilant. Yeah. New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Austin. I guess in Austin, we have guns, but what are you going to do? The fuck you're going to do?

have a piece on you that's all i can do but it's not like that's what i'm doing but that's all we can do yeah it's well you see something say something's like okay no the idea would be too late the idea would be probably taking it's so south by southwest is coming up yeah a lot of people this week and it's like hey guys you know my feeling is they don't want as many people my feeling is maybe if you want to stay home it's not a terrible idea it's saying texas easier to manage yeah but uh austin was one of main hubs because of a south by southwest oh just because south by south and look what already happened you know yeah you had one yeah that's scary yeah what do you mean authorities investigate mass shooting that's from the mainstream media kind of drives me crazy because you should

well that's seven days ago but they have it now i know but he was wearing property of all our property yeah what do you even buy that stupid hoodie yeah yes four days ago you U.S. security agencies are on high alert against domestic terror attack. So yeah, awesome. That's scary. Carry your guns. Just make sure to carry your guns. That's the beauty of Texas, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Head down, ass up. So the thing that freaked me out about that is when you can hear all these women saying the same thing. Like, they're yelling it out, chanting it? Like, who are these people? Are they just freaking out? I think that that was the stewardesses. But it sounds like a lot.

What's that? It sounds like a lot of women. Like six of them going hands. Yeah. Yeah. Hens down, hands up. Face down. And they didn't really tell them what it was.

They were like, it was just, you know, look right here. They say that trigger, something triggered her security response. Yeah, but did you see that guy in the plane? I for saying he had a bomb. He was going to blow up the plane? I saw it when, yeah. That was like a day ago, two days ago. So it was like an Indian dude.

You talking about that one? I don't know. So there wasn't any guy that did that. He said he had a bomb. And what sucks about that is. obviously they're just out of their minds, but then you have to freaking deplane, they have to do this huge search.

If someone just says it, just even just says it. Hell yeah. It's so fucking, no, but you know they're just drunk and just, you know,

fuck you, there's a bomb on the plane. They just want to cause, you know, I'd beat the fuck at them. But that's what they do. They'd be like, yeah,

Brandon, Brandon, brand, and then I'd go like this. He got up and he was like, and I'd go like this. So if a guy got up, if a guy got up and he was like,

I want to see the rest of those. If a guy got, up and he was like let's you know I'm gonna blow up this plane what would you do fuck his tear his head off just grab him and just yeah were you gonna wait around like that you know you just give him a good squeeze up yeah yeah should we end it on this one what is this what was that michael johnson thing or the oh the i'll show you it's the very end here hold on a second no he's just he's um showing another product that he's doing but then when i looked at him here He always looked, or yeah, whatever.

He's like, I can't stand this guy. But he looks even younger to me now, unless they're doing some sort of thing. He's young, dude. Look at his hair. One thing I do every day is one scoop of longevity mix. I've built this for myself. I have now built it for you. It's good for all genders, all ages.

What we did is we researched all the scientific literature. We found the powerful ingredients. We looked at the proper dosages. Then we tested it. We published the results. And what I think we have is the most evidence-based. stack in the entire world. It's transparent.

There's no gatekeepers. It's just open science. So it's very easy to do. It's just one scoop in the morning. Stir it up. Now I say in the morning. So basically he's pumping out this product. I say in the morning.

Because it has quite a few energy promoting ingredients. If you take it later on the day, it might disrupt your sleep. So earlier it is better. I would encourage you to give it a go. I think you will fill a big difference. Blueprint. Let's go. Sponsor us, but let me see, his age.

47? 48. But remember he kind of looked like alien weirdish? He just looks more natural now in this video. I would hope so at $2 million a year. You know, he's a... Yeah, that's how I remember him, like this kind of look. He's a very thin guy.

Yeah. What the heck was I looking at right? Oh, yeah. What's that? Is that his lady? It looks like it, yeah. Man. What?

I'm more interested in my Uber driver than this guy. Yeah. Why would you be interested in Google? Would you take that that blue and stuff? I wouldn't take anything he's pushing. No? Nothing. I think it's fascinating that reversing your age thing.

Okay, so I'm not sure how much I can show about this, but this story is absolutely incredible. Just watch it. It's only two minutes, 49 seconds. I'll edit it. Finally, tonight, a story about a hospital visit that for one little boy changed every. Here is Steve Hartman on the road.

Back in 2022, that boy named True needed a heart procedure. The procedure lasted about seven hours. And through it all, Dr. Beathy says she just kept staring at the sweet face, that even though she already had six kids, she just had to take in this seven. Oh. After I dropped True off in recovery, if I called my husband, and I just said, we need to have a talk. talk when we get home, I need you have an open mind. A year and a half later, their adoption

was complete. So yeah, that's how the story goes. But it's not how the story ends. True had been living with five other siblings in that same unstable home environment. Amy knew she and Ryan couldn't adopt all of them. So the good doctor decided

to do the next best thing. First, she got her sister and her husband to agree to adopt Ty Lynn. Then her sister, sister-in-law and her husband took Tyra. And finally, she got a co-worker and her husband to make Malia and Takari part of their family. She has the biggest mouth of ever seen. There was one left.

And I went back to my husband. And that's how Lainty got adopted too. Oh, keeps them all together. And all of this, because of a doctor who believed that saving lives wasn't just her day job, who advocated for the voiceless and recruited a village to make six lives. better for many birthdays to come i mean that is so cool steve hartman on the row that's so cool it's not like the coolest they all stick together yeah yeah cool when you have kids it's like you just don't it's like the most incredible thing that's great some kids just have nothing man yeah yeah

some kids get a shitty draw man they got lucky shitty draw we're gonna be um guys i'm gonna be in um calgary calgary yuck yuck march 12 14 yep yep yep i'm sorry psyched this this coming Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Calgary, my old stomping rounds. Yuck Yuck Yucs Comedy Club. Come get some tickets. We'll see you soon. All right, kids. Love you.

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