The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK in Netflix's new Liver King Documentary? | TFATK Ep. 1088

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

The guys are giddy about seeing TFATK in the new Liver King documentary on Netflix, discuss UFC's recent huge fight announcements including Islam Makhachev vs Jack Della Maddalena, Ilia Topur...ia vs Charles Oliveira and Khamzat Chimaev vs Dricus Du Plessis and talk Brendan's moving priorities, Will Sasso's very inappropriate Mother's Day text to Bryan, current events around the world and much more! Enter to win my Customer 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesBrunt - Just head to bruntworkwear.com and use code Fighter for $10 dollars OFFDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app right now and use code FIGHTERDeleteMe - Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you text FIGHTER to 64000. Message and data rates applySimpliSafe - get 50% off their new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring and their first month free at https://simplisafe.com/fighterVIVAZEN - Try Vivazen for free, must be (21+): https://dub.sh/FighterVivazenFREEJOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:21 Monday move to Austin is gonna be complete almost there, dude Oh most almost there all most baby and Joe go full-time next week Yeah, got an empty house, huh? Dude, I I'm wearing the same shoes pants. My wife packed up everything. I have like four shirts So if you wear me see me wearing the same shit over and over that's why yeah Yeah, I have two pairs of underwear. I have to wash crunch time. It's crunch time stress time stress time stress time. Yeah Cars out there get that fleet of cars out there the mic cheap not cheap either to move everything. That's crunch time. Stress time. Stress time. Stress time. Stress time. Yeah. Gotta get those cars out there.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Get that fleet of cars out there. Not cheap either to move everything. That's not too bad. Yeah. Not too bad to move the cars. Cause I, you know, somebody's in the space, but my dumb ass to put, add extra pressure. I'm like, well, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:58 I have close friends out here in the car space. I'm like, well, I got to wrap my excursion. I've always wanted it wrapped. I'm leaving. I gotta get done now. It's very important to get it done now. You have to get done now. You have to wrap your excursion. I've always wanted it wrapped. I'm leaving, I gotta get done now. It's very important to get it done now. You have to get it done now. You gotta wrap your excursion.
Starting point is 00:02:07 You have to, you have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if you don't wrap your excursion, it's undrivable. Dude, I love, I love. And what would you, just real quick. Red. Red. Red, of course red.
Starting point is 00:02:16 And then my TRX, I'm like, I need the custom interior. My boy's at SOS, I'm never gonna see him again. Gotta have that. So I have it done. They're in San Diego, so I had a guy drive it there yesterday. Well, these are priorities. You gotta have the interior. And if I'm not gonna see him again. So you have it done there in San Diego said a guy drive it there yesterday Well, these are priorities you got interior if I'm not dealing with enough and then I went, you know I need it back by next Wednesday, which is super fast. That's very and they went. Oh wow. We have a whole shop, sir Yes, there's a whole queue. Yes, and then I get home my wife's like what's wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:02:41 Like you already have a million things going on like I got problems. Yeah problems.. I freaked out. I was like, I'm never going to see these guys again. I got to get this done now. You start to freak out. Yep. Because when I get to Texas, you know, I don't know people out here. I got to unlock. I got to unlock. You got to unlock, but you don't know people there. I understand. So I got all stressed and made some wild choices. Wild choices. The house is so empty. Kids have their scooters and they're just
Starting point is 00:03:06 scooting around the house like it's a goddamn racetrack because there's no furniture, nothing. You're going to... All day. Yeah. You're going to... You're going to... Billy's going, on the side. You're going to acclimate to Texas so fast. I was born for it. You're not going to look back. You understand? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:27 That's what Rogan says. Because I give it three months and you're going to go, I can't believe I didn't do this sooner. Yeah. There's no traffic. I said, I hope you're right. He was, I am. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Yeah. He was in cars. Call all the car stuff. He's like, buddy. Yeah. He was waiting to introduce you to people. You're moving to the mecca of all of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I can't wait. Yeah. Apparently, there's another guy in the neighborhood with a dope Hummer. So I'm going to, as the day I get there, I'm going to drive on over and make a friend. Brr, brr. Brr, brr. Howdy, partner. Hey, bud. Is that a, is that a Hummer?
Starting point is 00:03:54 I'm in the process of asking my neighbors if it's okay if my friend Shane land his helicopter in our cul-de-sac. What a flex. To take me. Quick question. I'm Brian. I'm new here. You're the LA guy, right, and there's nothing more Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Quick, I just want to run something by you. My friend has a helicopter. Do you mind if we use your foot lawn to land? That's literally what I'm going to do. It's so bad. Just the cul-de-sac. Can my friend land here? I hope he goes, can you get like a ladder and like parachute down?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah. Is there any way we could just kind of, we don't want it on the property. Can you just kind of come down? I can't. It's awkward, but I've already I've already started the process. How you doing? Hey question I know we don't know you would some deviled eggs real quick friend has a helicopter. Here's a pie. What a weird thing Yeah, it's a very weird. What about my buddy is like, why are you taking the car? I'll just pick you up now I get it. We talked about investing a helicopter. I mean yeah. Once you told me that. Now it's a little bit more expensive than a thought. We looked at those helicopters. Problem is they need some work. Yeah. It's like in an old classic car. Yeah. Man it looks good.
Starting point is 00:04:56 And he's like. You see it needs an overhaul. You get 2200 hours on a helicopter then you need an overhaul. Now I didn't know what an overhaul meant. They got to take it all apart and everything. That'll be $400,000. For them to do like a tune. Like, yeah, that's to get another 2200 hours. Well, now what you want to do is you want to buy a different level, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Yep. You want to buy a helicopter with a thousand hours left before the overhaul and that'll cost you $350,000. Yeah. Now you want a brand new one. Yeah. A small one. The Robinson's going to cost you $350,000. Yeah, now you want a brand new one, a small one. The Robinson's gonna cost you,
Starting point is 00:05:27 that's gonna cost you $750,000. And it's always gonna be more. Yeah. Like when everyone says, you know, this thing's only 100 grand. Yeah, and I don't have. Oh, it's like when I get a car, like I can't leave it, it's like,
Starting point is 00:05:41 in my head I'm like, it's only fucking 70 grand, dude, you got this. Yeah. And then 30 grand upgrade mods. Oh, sure sure and yeah, there's a lot and then Lex like what the fuck But there that's what I want. That's a beautiful chopper right there. It's a lot of fun, but Yeah, I just don't want to die in the chopper. I just don't want to die in a chopper It's a bad way to go bad bad, but, bad. Dude, how about, how about our boy, the liver King, you know, you guys know, I love him. He's on PDs. Shut up. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Still a hundred million dollars. Great guy. But you know, listen, that stuff, whatever. Yeah. Really good dude. He really is a very good guy. So Joanna goes, Hey, let's watch the liver King doc on Netflix. Okay. Let me see the trailer though. Just see what it's about. See if they get into the n though. Just see what it's about. See if they get into the nitty gritty and look who shows up. The old rinks and big brown. This is good. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I've not. This is the trailer. Yeah. He did. He's oh, is he okay? How's he doing right now? Balling. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Balling still swole. Great. Two great kids and a wife like balling. Good. Now I know his company, his company took a hit because it came out Yeah, you know But my whole thing is If you were surprised that he was doing steroids then you just don't understand
Starting point is 00:06:49 Yeah, I got some ocean property in Nebraska for you Clearly he is, but then also like his message of overall health is good Yes Take away the PDs, the overall shit He also walks the walk, he also does a lot of this stuff Sure It's a gun, alright
Starting point is 00:07:02 The ultimate, they should call him the shore king liver king liver king here i've been working out for the last 35 years the last three testicles just bone broth liver and meat light it the f*** up that kind of feeling i didn't finish it i fell asleep i only got through about 10 minutes, but he's an interesting dude. He's an interesting. His overall message of health is great. Um, he just got caught up. He got caught up and there we go.
Starting point is 00:07:34 That's remember we ate all that shit. Yeah, we did. I don't know what the fuck you're wearing there, but I don't know where I'm wearing. Priest wearing like what the fuck is that? It's like a sweater with a black shirt underneath. A shitty shirt underneath. Why do I have to ruin everything?
Starting point is 00:07:49 I'm curious how strong he actually is. He's a small guy. He's not a big guy. Yeah, I know. I'm sure he's strong for his weight. Yeah. He's a good dude though. I loved him.
Starting point is 00:07:59 All he did was lie about doing steroids because I think he got caught up in that situation He got caught up get out of it. Yeah, and then I remember when it all came out He called he's a guy come on fire in the kid I went we're really not the podcast do that cuz mean Brian like you so we're not gonna hold your feet to the fire You I gotta introduce you to Andrew Schultz. So he was really that'd be great I'm like because he doesn't have a relationship with you. He doesn't know you so he'll hold your feet to the fire But he's also not gonna kill you So put him and Andrew on a text Andrew and he was like I'll have a mon if you can get her tomorrow So fucking obviously liver Kings balling gets on his private jet fly straight up there went on flagrant
Starting point is 00:08:37 Yeah, it was it's a much better platform then because we're gonna be like did I get it and then just talk about eating dick That's true. That's true. You know, that's very true. Um, yeah, I mean, uh, again, what somebody said, nobody got in trouble for doing steroids. They got in trouble for lying about it. Yep. And, you know, I mean, I bet again, for me, I was like, literally I took one
Starting point is 00:08:58 look at him, not in person, but on camera, well off course he's doing all the steroids, not testosterone. No, the biggest sign, not deck and all that, but the biggest sign is his like power, the power gut. Yeah. Like when you see guys with those like, like really rocked out abs, but it looks kind of almost like bloated. That means they're doing a ton of HGH, a ton of IGF-1 because HGH, it just doesn't grow your muscles and fix your, you know, because HGH, it just doesn't grow your muscles and fix your, you know, repair your joints, shit like that.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Everything grows, your head, your organs, your stomach, your abdomen, your heart. That level of the lack of fat tissue, like when you've got thick skin all over your body, that's so hard to get there. That's very, very rare. There are freaks, like I would imagine Shannon sharp is a freak of all freaks. I mean, physically who was probably naturally insanely muscular. Yes. And then he's running on stuff now that he's playing, he was such a, just a
Starting point is 00:09:56 for sure. And he might've dabbled in some stuff, but there's, there's guys that are like that, who, you know, look like that and they're not on, on Terrell Owens. I mean, he's sure. But I think with liver king like he would have still been super widely successful with his videos if he was just honest yeah I'm on shit but dude check out my workout check out that's probably how he should have went yeah about it yeah it would have served he would have still be crushing it right
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Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah. Yeah. It's still huge. I mean, you know, if he's making a, for whatever was a hundred million, he's making 50 million, he's still fucking crushing it. Isn't his partner Saladino, the carnivore guy, who now has revised his thought process on that. I appreciate Dave Paul Saladino and I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 00:14:07 So Paul Saladino came, I think he came under some fire too because they were like, hey dude, you're selling all these supplements and you knew he was on steroids, okay? But what I appreciate about Paul Saladino is that he wrote a book and it was about the carnivore diet. And then he saw some evidence that fiber, I think, I think I'm loosely thinking, but he found some evidence that maybe a carnivore diet, just a strict carnivore is not good for you or not as good for you as say,
Starting point is 00:14:37 having some fiber in there. And he actually, like, even though his book came out, he came clean and said, Hey, I think I was wrong about that. I respect that. I respect that. I respect that about the guy. Yeah. I think the like carnivore might not be for everybody. I think it's good to do in spurts like two months here, three months here.
Starting point is 00:14:55 That's what I do. But anyway, so look, the bottom line is the second time I've been on Netflix. I hate to brag. This is the second time I was been on Netflix. I thank you. I hate to brag. This is the second time I was on the Connor dock. They could whatever do they go did do any of them ask for my permission? No, I know I didn't am I gonna do anything. No It's an honor Can I ask you though finally kid the overall positive effect of people like Saladino and the Lever King the overall positive It's outweighs any negatives.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Way more. And if you didn't know again, he was on steroids, then you're obviously a dumb, dumb. You of course, it's like being mad at a psychic. All right. And they told you to win the lot and you didn't and you're upset. You want to sue him?
Starting point is 00:15:37 What are you going to do? Right. Saladino looks great. He's a doctor. You know, if you, if you follow his diet, I guarantee you'll be healthier. He's a doctor, you know. If you follow his diet, I guarantee you'll be healthier. He's a small guy. Oh, well, he's about my size.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Aubrey's big, dude. Aubrey's 16. Aubrey's tall. Yeah. Yeah, I like the liver king. Still do. Still support him. Oh, he's on shit?
Starting point is 00:15:59 Oh, no shit. Yeah, okay. I mean. They did a Natty or not with Andrew Tate and he did blood work. He's Natty. He's Natty. Yeah. Yeah, I could have told you that Yeah, he like he doesn't look like a freak or nothing like this. He looks pretty normal. Yeah, he looks good Yeah, liver King like yeah, just so the way liver King smelled. I'm like, I I've been around Jim's long enough I can I got the smell that the moan ammonia thing. It's like this weird BOE get. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Like hell, but. Well also. Yeah testosterone seeping out of your armpit. Yeah. The guys who are on a lot of gear, they, they, they breathe faster, right? They, they rev faster, harder. Like I know.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Their heart's working more. Right. They have to pump the blood. More they, they, their skin is hotter. The, the, the blood vessel. And they're a little red. Yes. Like there's all their skin is usually like a red.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Like you don't see a real pale white guy. Right. Usually. So the rock I'm sure is not completely natty and I love him. Like it doesn't do anything to me. I'm like, oh what? No, it's fine. Boy, Derek from, is that his real body?
Starting point is 00:16:58 Derek from No Plates. It used to be. He used to be competitive. Not now. That was him back in the day though, yeah. That's how he knows his shit. I don't like that, but whatever. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:07 That's how, that's crazy. But like, I'm also, I'm not getting advice on my diet from The Rock. No. Like, no, I just appreciate what he does. Clearly he's on steroids. If you're going to do steroids, you go to Derek, right? He knows his shit. He knows his shit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:20 He knows his shit. Yeah. You're a giant delt. Yeah, I knows his shit. Yeah. You're a giant delt. Yeah, I don't give a shit. You know most women don't like that, right? Yes, I do. Like, we don't dig that look. Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah. What's your go-to? I don't think guys don't dig on girls either when they're really shredded. It's like, you get chick with that like like I like a flat stomach But not ripped. No me too. I like I like I like a big dick on a girl, but other than that Like a big root. I like I don't like them to be too muscular Not crazy muscle blood house and a big dick in the front. Yeah, that's I mean no I'm saying that's not gonna stop me Yeah, sure
Starting point is 00:18:04 Yeah Yeah, that's I mean no I'm saying that's not gonna stop me. Yeah sure Yeah, yeah, but when the girls like super vascular and like has abs like he this is well sasa will sasa on Mother's Day Sends me just a picture of this insanely muscular guy with the biggest Oh, you said it to me uncut dick you've ever seen I just touched you back. I went ooh uncircumcised Yep, and it just and he just said happy Mother's Day, bro. I was like, what the fuck dude He goes, ah, sorry my mistake How much skin was hanging off guy you could tell It's just it's just on the tip there yeah, it's just a on circumcised cannon It's nothing huge dick that has the hood on it, which is frowned upon.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Appreciate it though. But I'd be curious if we tested all of Hollywood and all of the athletes, how many people test hot? Well, I'd be like, if plates more dates of our boy got a hold of all those Hollywood people, which they're, they're making fake movies. Yeah. So let me ask you this. If you took Hollywood, if you took, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:19:06 if you went to, took all the men who are working, and you said, okay, what is the percentage of people that are on nothing, like me, where like no antidepressants, no Adderall, no nothing, what do you think the percentage would be? Less than 5%. That's what I think too, literally. Like I just think, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:25 95% are on some enhancement. I take a multi-vitamin. Yeah. And I'm fucking, you know. Which I'm not saying I'm right. I'm really not. No, I mean I'm on shit. I would, if I was in Hollywood I'd be taking shit.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Yeah, it looks good on you, man. Yeah, I feel great. Best ever I felt. Everybody at the, everybody every time I roll they're like, they ask about you. Is he still rolling? I go, sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. How big is he? I go, he couldn't make 230.
Starting point is 00:19:59 No. Couldn't get down to 230. No, no, no, not a chance. They're like, God. Yeah, not a chance. Yeah. He's a trim because they see all your a chance. Yeah. He's a trim. Cause they see all your weight lifting. Yeah. He's a trim 255. I love doing it. Cause you know, they're all, you know, they're all trying to get it.
Starting point is 00:20:14 They're all trying to, I'm like, he's a trim 255. But then I go in there and start ripping my fucking head off. I know, but that'll be bad for them. Yeah. I'm like, be bad for you. Cause he'll, he. I guess bossy at school, they, they have a thing for father's day, mother's day. They do it ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:20:31 And there's like the best, best, the things you like best about your parents. And for Joanna, he had like all this sweet stuff. And for his dad was like strong. Well, bossy, bossy, bossy. That's hilarious. He can protect me. Well, bossy and tiger for the rest of their lives
Starting point is 00:20:45 can go like this. Hey, everybody, my dad beat the shit out of all your dads. Yeah, yeah. Like that's, even if he's losing an argument, hey, hey, hey, my dad beat the shit out of your dad. Fuck, ah, he won. Yeah, hey, hey, all you guys, four guys I'm talking to, my dad beat the shit out of all your dads at the same time.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I didn't like the fact I was saying Tiger's fucking absolute and you respond back and I didn't mean I responded back and went hey man And it dawn I felt bad because I saw it and then I got distracted. Yeah, and then I was like, that's amazing I'm late to the game. Sorry too late. I know a day later. It's oh, he hit that ball. He hit that fucking ball They hit that ball. Yeah Playoff start today. He has his first game today amazing, that's why I might get to Austin a little later if they go to the championship I won't be leaving on the 27th. I have to leave on 29th
Starting point is 00:21:36 Yeah, well some things are worth waiting for. Oh, he would kill me if I yanked him from the championship game. Yeah I know It's exciting too from the championship game. Yeah. I know. I know. No, he'll be playing in the gym. I know. It's exciting too. Yeah. UFC came out, speaking of dingers, UFC came out with some freaking bombs announced. Elliot Topriya, Charles Oliveira, that's Homs, DDP in Chicago. Homs, that DDP, who you got in that? Let's start with that. Homs, that DDP, who you got? Um, I have, I got a feeling DDP wins that. I have Homsot. I don't.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yeah. I, if Homsot can get done the first round and a half, maybe I just think that thing goes past the third and DDP takes over. I think you TKO's him. I think, I think, uh, Homsot is a better striker and I think Homsot's a better wrestler. And I think DDP is a killer, but I think it's Hamzat's time. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I disagree. And I would also say who has a harder time making the weight? Does that play a factor into it? DDP doesn't get tired though. No. I haven't seen him get tired. I've seen Hamzat get tired.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Yeah. And Hamzat's way better strength of schedule. But I've also seen Hamzat training now and he trains like a fucking monster. Have you seen DDP train? No. Speaking of monsters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I just could be totally off and Hams like he's a minus 200 dude, take my fucking money. Really? You got DDP? Yes. Especially as a dog. I figured he'd be the favorite. I have to say.
Starting point is 00:22:58 I figured DDP would be like a minus 150. Watching, watching Izzy for four rounds, absolutely outclassed DDP. I mean, absolutely beatclassed DDP. I mean, absolutely beat him up. And then something happened where I really feel like Izzy was like, I just don't want to do this anymore.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I, I, something happened where he started turning his face. It made no sense to me, whatever it is. But, um, so I. Did you see what DDP did to Robert Whitaker? I did see what DDP did to Robert Whitaker. Strength of schedule so much better. And then what Homs thought I look at the Gilbert
Starting point is 00:23:27 Burns fight, you know, I look at the Kamara-Ousman fight and like, okay. Yeah, but he did, he did out wrestle Kamara a lot. Just kind of the tiny Kamara 170. Yeah, but Kamara's a big boy. You ever been around him? Oh, small, small legs. Oh sweetie.
Starting point is 00:23:43 He's built like a stingray. Oh sweetie. You know how big's built like a stingray. Oh sweetie. You know how big DDP is? He's damn near the size of Tom Aspinall. It's so crazy how big he is. You showed me that video, that picture of him with, so, so. With Bisbing?
Starting point is 00:23:54 Bisbing is 220. I've spent plenty of time with Bisbing. I was on the plane with him recently. He's 220. Bring up the picture of DDP and Tom Aspinall. Aspinall cuts to 65. That's crazy. All right, let me see.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Cause Bisbing is a big kid very thick Mmm, no, there's a picture of them like side-by-side Asmal looks way bigger there He's a giant I'm not saying he's as big as Aspinal but he's for middleweight he's fucking huge Yeah, DDP easy go to 205 It have no issues. No strength wise no issues or wrestling wise, right I Can't believe he's that big of a dog. I'll take it take a little break
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Starting point is 00:26:45 Topiar is new, no weight cut. Like it's going to be a problem. Oliver is, when Oliver catches guys, a lot of times it's, it's his boxing. It's his nice, crisp hooks and stuff. He can't play that game with Topiar. He put his well better at it. He will. He will.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And Topiar is that, that's where I would really caution him against getting into that mid distance and striking having a you know Cuz to pair and then they they announced that is on well fight Jack or JDM Were you surprised by JDM and market Jeff? I? Mean, I'm sorry and oh, yeah, we didn't talk about that, right? No, I had it for one for JDM could go five zero Yeah, it wasn't that close of a fight. Yeah, I Was more impressed with with, you know, Balal, he had no choice but to stand with him. Couldn't get him down. That's how good
Starting point is 00:27:29 JDM's takedown defense is. But his striking is fantastic. Combinations. Yeah. Oh yeah. Body, head, body, head. That's what he's known for. Wow. No, no.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Fuck. Top three strike boxers in the UFC. Damn. Seriously. Now, I think it's a great, like, kind of pre-rehearsal run to fight, you know, I don't think Balaz is as good as Islam, but it's a good rehearsal before you do fight the real thing. Like I would also put money on JDM over Islam. You would. Yeah. I think he's gonna have some problems because because he's hard to take down or he's striking so much better in Islam. It is so much better. It's so much better. So much better.
Starting point is 00:28:05 It's so much better. He's a high level striker. But Islam not cutting weight, going to 70 is going to be a problem. I think that's the best fight that they announced. It's such a good fight. JDM and Islam. Yeah. Topiri and Charles don't do much for them.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Now obviously if Islam closes distance, he's going to put them on his back. He's going to get them down. Yeah. And then JDM is done. We'll see. He just got right the fuck up. He kept And then JDM is done. We'll see. And he just got right the fuck up. He kept standing up. You're not standing up with Islam. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah. We'll see. Although, you know, again, different weight class. Different weight class. And then also everyone crying about, oh, now we're not going to get
Starting point is 00:28:38 Topia Makachev. I think you're off on this. I think we eventually get, that's the big fight, especially if Topia becomes champ, Islam becomes champ, then they're gonna do it champ first champ It's gonna be a bigger fight. You mean if is that if Ilya becomes 50 everyone wanted Islam verse Ilya That's the biggest fight outside John Jones Aspen. Oh, that's what everyone wanted like what the Charles fight? I think he dogwalks him Islam has a much tougher fight. I think against against JDM. But if they both win, I think there's the best of both worlds. You're still going to get Islam Ilya. I think that's definitely going to happen. At 55 or 7? I don't know. I feel like probably 55. I bet Islam would come back down. I have a question. Is it easier as a fighter to move up in weight or go down in weight?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Depends on the fighter. Really? Neither is easy, but it depends on the fighter. Up in weight is not easier on your body. Yeah. Until you're in the fight with the bigger guy, but yeah. Like if, Brendan, if you had to choose when you were fighting, would you go up or down? I couldn't go up because I was a heavyweight. Yeah. So down's tough, but for Ilya and for Islam, they're big for the weight class.
Starting point is 00:29:43 So it's going to be so much better and we're going to see how good they are because they're not going to have the restraints of cutting weight because cutting weight just bleeds your body of all your nutrients. It's horrible for you. So Ilya is going to be a better version. Islam is going to be a better version. Ilya has a really hard time with that weight. So going up is better.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Going down is way tougher. Yeah, Ilya has a really hard time with that weight. Like Makachev could never make 45. That's never happening. It's literally impossible for him. Yeah. Yeah, he really could. Impossible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Too big. Yeah, DDP is not going to make 70. It's just not happening. He's going to have to go. No. No way. He'd have to go to 205, which I think he would thrive in. You're talking about Drikas?
Starting point is 00:30:23 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He talked about it before too. He would thrive at 205. Whitaker too. Yeah. I wanted Whitaker's next fight to be at 205.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, Whitaker's taking some. They got Whitaker. Whitaker has a RDR. Dorritter, that's a great fucking fight. Great fight. He's taking some punishment. I, I, uh, I think he's going to lose to RDR. We'll see. RDR is another one who's just phenomenal. What do you think honestly- Good Hanz did rip off his jaw. What
Starting point is 00:30:56 do you think goes on with Bo' Nickel? Is it take a second, go back to the drawing board? Yeah, go back to- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got some work some work to do just just but but would you say you got work to do or just change your game plan to just? All of it all of it all of it. He has a lot He's a long ways to go further than we thought it's all good. He didn't see he'll still be champ It's just gonna be a lot longer. We thought that's it. That's a tall order. You could you could with his skill set But he just you know, yes, they're dead He could with his skill set, but he just you know, yes, they're dead But yeah, he ain't beaten the likes of DDP right now and home No, he's just they're on a different level different level, but those fights the UFC kind of gives now
Starting point is 00:31:34 I will say this I will say that like Rogan Texas the international fight kind of it What is the great? What is that? Yeah, it's usually they're big card. They stack What is that? Yeah, it's usually they're big card. Yeah, they stack And what is it can we can you bring it up? Is it one card or is it it's one car, okay? And which is what is it? I've done two before but no, this is one card. I Think it's the end of June. Yeah, June 25th That's when they do the UFC expo and all that shit websites Websites down. I go to you went to UFC.com. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:08 And their cards down. Yeah. Yeah. So you have C3 17. So you have Ilya Charles. All right. Pantoja, Chi-Chi of France. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Darius, McConnell, Brandon Roy Our girl Tracy Cortez is fighting. It's not going to blow you away though. For international fight week, usually nothing stacked. Yeah. How was the attendance? Uh, not good, sir. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. I think it was a good fight. It's not gonna blow you away though for International Fight Week usually nothing stacked. Yeah How was the attendance not good sir for blah, yeah Yeah for International Fight Week that cards kind of weak and I think that made events a blowout so you're like, alright Well, let's see what happens. Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:04 That Chicago card should be good blow out. So you're like, all right, well, let's see what happens. Yeah. That Chicago card should be good. Okay. The more than some more than 19,000 people are in attendance. You want to know if they have the pay-per-view buzz? That's okay. Okay. Now that's according to the UFC. I know.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I don't think there's 19,000 there. 6 million gate. But they had some good fights. It is what it is. It is what it is. But it is what it is. It was funny too, on shop show, uh, we were talking about Makachev saying he wouldn't
Starting point is 00:33:38 vacate that was on Monday. He wouldn't vacate the, his title and it's a day later, boom. And Brendan's like, he's just saying that shit. Yeah. He wouldn't vacate the his title and it's a day later. Boom. Yeah, and Brendan's like he's just saying that shit And I told you to appear is not coming up to 55 not fighting for a title He would never that'd be the stupidest business move ever They I guarantee they're like we promised you a fight for the title Whether it's Islam you're fighting for the title or it's a vacant title. You're fighting for the title. Hmm
Starting point is 00:34:03 It's Islam, you're fighting for the title or it's a vacant title, you're fighting for the title. TMUFC 3 of 10 reporter, you're treading toward having the lowest pay per view buys ever. Good God. Remember when you said Belal was the, going to be the biggest star? No, everyone in fucking, what did you say? Muslim community. Muslim community is going to gather around. I got something for you. You're so stupid.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I got something for you. You're so stupid. I got something for you that you're into cars. What? I'm making a little change here. We're gonna move on. That's a really good segue. Yeah, well no, because I just wanna show, I just thought of it, because we're gonna get, I think we're done with, we can get into current events.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah, sure. Sorry, but I just wanted to show you something. Can you look up the Volanaut Airbike, V-O-L-O-N-A-U-T Airbike? That'd go great over in Texas. You know how gay you're gonna look? Mm. Okay, this is not.
Starting point is 00:34:58 I'm gonna check this out. Come on. This is kind of crazy. I saw this online, but I didn't know if it was real. No, it's real, but I got a catch for you. This is, it's a jet. I want no part of this. It goes 124 miles an hour.
Starting point is 00:35:13 You're gonna die so fast. Well, you're gonna die so fast. Also, what they don't tell you is that it's a... It's a man, a couple tubes and an engine. It's a jet engine, so you'll get about three minutes of airtime. You got a tank as big as the, as a motorcycle. So it's great. That's awesome that you can do this.
Starting point is 00:35:32 You can get up and just fly around, which is for real. Look at this shit. We can only fly for a certain amount of time. Yeah, you can hover, but yeah, it's a jet engine. So unfortunately you're going to be using all the fuel. Yeah. And it doesn't look like it has a big tank on it. No, that's the problem.
Starting point is 00:35:44 So you also, that's the problem. So you get about three minutes. Also, where's the takeoff and the landing? Anywhere, you can hover. It actually hovers. It goes 124 miles an hour by leaning forward or leaning back. It's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:55 It would be really cool. But where's the takeoff and landing? You can take off anywhere and land anywhere because- Really? Then why don't they show it? Yeah, you pull up like a helicopter. Let's see if this shows. It's fucking nuts. I want nothing to do with this.
Starting point is 00:36:09 No, I would crash so fast. Yeah. Yeah. You would watch this. They didn't show takeoff. And it's probably super, super loud. It'd be so fun to get around in it, but it's not, but you'd be three minutes later. You'd need more gas.
Starting point is 00:36:27 That's what the world needs. I got to stop and gas guys. I got about two minutes left. Brian Pallant on one of these bikes. Yeah. Making his way to the studio in Austin. Just get a cool car, man. Yeah, it wouldn't work.
Starting point is 00:36:35 The Volant Aero Bike takeoff. Let's go. Let's go. It's an official launch. I don't know. It's the same video I think we just played, isn't it? We'll see. You're not in that, Don.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Yeah, same video. That doesn't do much for you. No, I don't get down with the air. I don't get down with the air. I don't get down with the air. I don go. It's the same video I think we just played, isn't it? We'll see. You're not in that. You're not in that. That doesn't do much for you. No, I don't get down with the air. You don't, right?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Nothing that flies. I don't like helicopters. I don't like this thing. Yeah, because you can't. No, because I can make mistakes in cars. I'm all right. You know? You make a mistake and then it's game over.
Starting point is 00:37:01 It's game over. Also, you know how gay you'd look telling your kids, dad died on that stupid thing? Yeah. Which is it? It's not. It can't be cheap. It's like, it's a prototype. It's like, there's one I think they invented or something.
Starting point is 00:37:14 92,000. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It doesn't say how long it can fly though. That's the problem. It's a jet powered bike. There's no way that it goes. You don't think the gas tanks are on those fucking United planes like Boeing seven.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Doesn't make sense. 20 minutes per charge. 20 minutes. Wait per charge. It's electric. Jet propulsion to reach. I don't know. Oh, it might be electric because you're not seeing any gas.
Starting point is 00:37:45 You're not seeing, there's no combustion. Get the fuck out of here. I don't want anything to do with this. It's an electric one. No, it's jet powered. It's not electric. Electric flying motor that takes off vertically offers. I don't think it's electric though.
Starting point is 00:38:03 It just says right there. No, it says it here. Yeah, go back up. Well, it's a jet powered, not electric flying. So there's two different. Yeah. Turbine engine with propulsion and hover. Yeah. This is not electric. You need, you need gas.
Starting point is 00:38:11 I want nothing to do with it. Stupid. When I was a kid, I remember we thought there'd be flying cars by now. Yeah. Well, that's. I know a guy who spent his signing bonus in the NFL that I played with. No, no. Invested in flying cars.
Starting point is 00:38:21 He did not. That was 20 years ago. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, that's, I know a guy who spent his, uh, signing bonus in the NFL that I played with that's invested in flying cars. He did not. That was 20 years ago. Unfortunately, I don't think he's seen a return. I don't think there's been a return on his money. Are you fucking kidding? Don't sign your air bone. I don't like how they don't show them taking off for landing or the actual sound
Starting point is 00:38:41 of the CD jet. That's, that's, that's what. You know, the debris. Yeah. And it's also really awkward. And it looks like. It's not a very masculine look. No, it's okay. And then also, um, who's going to, who's going to take it that high? Like you don't trust that. I'd imagine you can go really high in it, but I don't know. And die.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Yeah. I mean, if there's any malfunction, it's a game, dude, just falling thousands of feet out of the air. Yeah, I don't think it's. Couldn't Star Wars make this like there's music? It may be bullshit by the way. It might be bullshit. There's a real website for it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:17 There's real websites for everything. Yeah, at this point I don't believe it, but we'll see what happens. Yeah, I mean, I. Go to that, is the Volant, uh, Volant not air bike real or a scam expert breakdown. Let's take a break here. I want to talk about simply safe. Okay. Traditional security systems only take action after someone has already broken in dude. If you're in SoCal burgers are up 700% since the fires.
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Starting point is 00:40:27 I'm going to tell you with certainty the answer to that question. The internet's been going crazy about this video, which was released earlier this week and another video for May the fourth be with you day. Check this out. It's like a motor. Fast forward and see what he says. Got no wheels. Thing in the air with wires.
Starting point is 00:40:47 The dust will get into all the specs. And so get into it, bro. And a cruiser. You're looking at six, 700, even 800 pounds. Just look at the technology. If you pause, that's cool. You've got your gas tank. These are real. I know. Yeah, but you can let let it. It's gonna be loud as hell. You probably
Starting point is 00:41:09 won't be seeing this racing around your neighborhood anytime soon. But if you do have private property land, you know all the rich guys are gonna buy these and I hope you have one as a friend so you can go try it out for yourself. What do you think? Do you think it's real? Do you think it's AI? Oh, so he did. You know, in the comments below. Well, we didn't get a chance to. I know it's a long ass video though. Yeah, it'd be nice to have three minutes of him being like, it's real. That's what they do. Well, those jets, those ones where you hold the special forces are using, where you just like you hold on to these two. Those are real. Like Iron Man are like Iron Man those are things are fucking crazy Oh nothing you can you can land on ships and stuff not into it. I think it's dope the Special Forces use it
Starting point is 00:41:52 Yeah, sick like Iron Man now you're gonna hear him. It's loud. Yeah, everyone's gonna hear you coming my way Are you into any of that flying shit, Chin? No. I don't even remember. When you were talking about the helicopters landing, I'm like, would you ever ride it? I would never ride it. No, no. We talked about this already.
Starting point is 00:42:13 No, I can't. I can't go out like that. That'd be a terrible way to go. See, I'm not down with this. I only fly if I have to. Yeah. Have you guys thought about hang gliding? Never.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Not doing it. Who would do that? Lots of people. I'm not getting blown gliding? Never. Not doing it. Who would do that? Lots of people. I'm not getting blown back into the thing. With the wind. Yeah, yeah. I just have no interest in that shit. I have no interest in going high.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Unless you have to, right? To travel, that's the only reason I'll fly. I like going fast in cars. I don't like going fast in the US. Helicopters are surprisingly very safe. No, we looked that up. They're the weight. Well, no, because that takes into account firefighters that takes an account firefighters military everything people that fly helicopters
Starting point is 00:42:49 Yeah, but but they're doing dangerous shit when you're just flying from a point to point B. It's really really safe really safe Oh, and our discrease. Yeah, it's three times more dangerous than a car. It's in well, but we use them for rescue missions and stuff like that You know Yeah point seven seven fatal accidents per 100,000 hours. That's hard to bring this right down. Yeah. Yeah. That's what your buddy tells you
Starting point is 00:43:11 so you feel better about it, but they're definitely dangerous. Any way you paint it, they're dangerous. And one in five helicopter crashes is actually fatal, I think. I don't know about that. Yeah. Look at that. Helicopters are statistically riskier than both commercial planes and cars. Yeah but that's because they use them for dangerous operations.
Starting point is 00:43:34 No, don't say anything about that. No. I know your buddy who flies tells you this shit so you feel good getting barbecued. They can because it's not good dude. No listen but they use them for like you know like forest fires. I know that's what he told you. I know I mean military stuff. You know you get shot down. No people use it for bullshit like you do and they crash all the time. I'd rather sit in traffic for an hour than fly. No because you're there in seven minutes. I don't care. You gotta you know you gotta push yourself a little bit. Will you get into the helicopter though? No. You won't get in. No not for me. You won't even get in one.
Starting point is 00:44:05 No, no, no. I got kids, man. Is that right? Not a chance. Helicopters are considered more dangerous than driving. Although the risk can be influenced by factors like type of helicopter and pilot. For example, private helicopters and experienced pilots may have a higher accident rate than commercial helicopter flights.
Starting point is 00:44:20 So obvious. Yeah, no shit. It's, it is scary. It's just like, just instinctively. I'm also just not into it. Okay. No, it would be cool to look at the views. Well, you know, I told you when I said to that video
Starting point is 00:44:32 when I was in Texas and we were all set to go to my friend Tim's house and have a little barbecue. And well, we had to turn around because the hail was hitting. The helicopter? because the hail was hitting... The helicopter? No, it was hitting my car. It was going to damage the car. It was hail in the summertime, practically.
Starting point is 00:44:55 And then I said to my friend who owns this helicopter, I said, what are you doing? He flies higher. Because you find a... Pocket? You find a... No, he goes, you can fly around it. You usually see it, no problem. So you can avoid it.
Starting point is 00:45:07 And if you do get caught in something crazy, like a freak, you just find that field to land in and just wait it out. And I was like, hmm. Okay. I mean, do we need to bring up Kobe? It's a numbers game. Well, that was a weather thing.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Was it? That was a fog thing. That was a weather thing. And they weren't supposed to do it. They were told not to fly, and then Kobe forced the pilot to fly still. Yeah. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Allegedly. You can't fly. No, these are facts. Are they? Because I read the opposite. No, that's a fact. It was a foggy day. It was a foggy day, and he couldn't see in the fog.
Starting point is 00:45:37 And even the pilot was like, we probably shouldn't do it, and Kobe was like, we gotta fucking get there. You're flying. He's like, all right, goosh. What a sad thing. Horrible. Crazy thing. Mendes brothers, re-sentenced to 50 years to life, eligible for parole. And they've been in how long?
Starting point is 00:45:53 35 years. 35 years. I think they've done their time. They're also not a threat to society. Yeah. Unless you're, you're there. Well, I would imagine unless they get step hands. People, and my guess is that you know if the father was Abusive like that's actually abusive or whatever. They're this. Yeah, I don't know if I'm buying that but yeah Well, I thought that there was a kid from one of those boy bands who yeah he did dad he does like No, dad's dead. So why would he do that? It's like, you know I know. The dad's dead, so why would he do that? It's like, well.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Look there, you can be, you can, a monster. I think 35 years is solid. 35 years, good. You went in as a kid, now you're an outgrown man. 100%. They're not gonna be a risk to anybody. They're not gonna kill anybody. They're 18.
Starting point is 00:46:37 They're very different people now. They're probably pretty fucked in the head, but let them out. I mean, they did their time, that's for sure. It's a long time. They did a lot of gay stuff, though. I wonder if they just thrived, that's for sure. It's a long time. They did a lot of gay stuff though. I wonder if they just thrived in prison with that stuff. What do you mean? There's some gay stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I don't know, I mean. I mean, I don't know. Maybe they did it, if they did it because they just wanted to live off the land and like just live off their parents' money. I mean, then obviously that's really fucked up. But I don't know. But even if they did do that at like 16, 17, 18, 35 years, are they a threat to society? I agree. You're a different person by then.
Starting point is 00:47:22 They still don't let out the girls from the Manson family. Really? Well, they did some horrific shit. Yeah. They keep. You sometimes you just pay with your life. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:35 That's how it goes. Yeah. You just pay with your life. Just to deter people from stabbing each other. Yeah. I don't know. My buddy is a criminal defense lawyer. He said, you know, I sometimes I envy my friends who deal with litigation because all you do
Starting point is 00:47:53 is lose money and my clients lose their lives. And it's just like, you know, you're going to jail, I'll see you. I tried my best, you're going away for 40 years. And your last hug is that guy you barely know. Yeah. I tried my best, I'll see you. And you're going away for four years. And your last hug is that guy you barely know. Yeah. I try my best, I'll see you and you're going, you're going away for life. We can't, we can't appeal.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah. Have you ever asked him what it's like to defend someone that he knows is guilty? I've always wondered that. Part of the job. Um, I have, I have two friends who are big criminal defense lawyers and, uh, sometimes it comes down to, they'll say something like,
Starting point is 00:48:23 sometimes good people do bad things, right? And they still deserve a fair trial, you know, but it's like, okay. Yep, yep. You'll hear that. There was a guy I know, criminal defense lawyer, who, a very, very wealthy family had a son. And he would start fires. And then he would dress up like a fireman and he would
Starting point is 00:48:48 direct people around the fire and he just wanted to be a fireman. So he would start a fire and then he would stand there in a fireman's outfit and direct traffic and after a while they were like, can you go just check to see who's doing that with the traffic? And they were like, John, you got to come with us doing this again. And the kid was, you know, 16, he had started doing it when he was like 14 or something and he was just an absolute sociopath who just loved to create chaos. And my friend would have to sort of defend him.
Starting point is 00:49:18 And he was like, he's just a complete mess. And they pay me a fortune to at least represent them in court. But yeah, cause all they're trying to do is make sure they don't get royally fucked. But they just want to make sure they don't take advantage of them. I guess. Right. But after a while, there's lawyers that have to defend like Ted Bundy or although he represented himself, but like Jeffrey Dahmer, shit like that.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Why even have a lawyer? Well, you get it. You get a public defender Some of them some high real guys. Yeah Yeah, man, it's uh It's an interesting thing. I actually come to think that I have three friends who one of whom is a lot of friends Yeah, one of them who's who was was defending a lot of gang leaders and you get these kids who shot somebody across the street He's going away for 40 years. He's 18 17
Starting point is 00:50:08 Then you know, how do you do it? He goes there's not much you can do there. It's like I it's like What they do is I'll try to say Can you give him 20 years because here's what his family life was like 20 years with a chance of parole That's that's what you want. You want a chance of parole to see if they've rehabilitated themselves. Because that's what prison is actually for. Based also on the fact that your pre-funnel cortex when you're a teenage boy is not fully developed.
Starting point is 00:50:38 The problem is then you come out and they shoot somebody in the face at the 7-Eleven right when they get out. You're like, God damn it. Yes, but the vast majority of violent crime, vast majority, is committed by kids, people between, males between 14 and 21 or something. So the idea was always take 14 to 21 year olds, all males, and put them in the military or something,
Starting point is 00:50:58 and you'll cut down the crime rate by, you know, 3% or something, violent crime. But yeah. What else you got, Jen? Well, this is in the Philippines. He's 29 years old. He hopped the barrier to get into the zoo area because he thought that this crocodile, not alligator, crocodile was fake.
Starting point is 00:51:19 You want to take a selfie. Yeah. And real quick about the Philippines, this is a saltwater crocodile, okay? In the Philippines you go the wrong marsh and there are saltwater crocodiles. They're gonna see this kid too. This is a longer version. What does it have his leg or something? It's got his leg right now. Can we see that? Yeah, Oh yeah. He's 29 years old. Idiot. Yeah, exactly. That's a big, big croc too.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Why isn't he fighting? See, that croc's not death rolling, which is amazing. It should be death rolling. If it takes him underwater, that kid's so screwed. Oh yeah. He's just trying to keep from panicking. That's a lazy croc. someone or why did I get so screwed? He's just trying to keep from panicking.
Starting point is 00:52:11 That's how that's a lazy croc, by the way. He's lucky. I'll fast forward. I guarantee that croc valve is crushing his leg. Does he get out to you? Got out and, uh, with his leg, they can still see old. I'm sure they shot doing this. Yeah. So what happened was, I didn't see him.
Starting point is 00:52:26 One of the zookeeper people hit the croc in the head with a cement block or something and then eventually released and they got him back. And apparently he only suffered like 50 stitches. That's crazy. No broken bones. He's so lucky because typically saltwater crocodiles
Starting point is 00:52:42 will start rolling you right away. He's right not hungry Cuz he's at the zoo. He's fed already. Yeah Yeah, it might have been it might have been already fed or he's just a lethargic crocodile. I could got lucky. Yeah Here's another animal and this is a bear Do you guys know Mount Wilson? No, but okay, so this there's like a Back and forth with people thinking like if this woman did the right job or not So the person recording so I'll just play it for you
Starting point is 00:53:10 Hold on oh, I've seen this you see it walk by he's totally yeah Yeah, she goes you sure she's so calm right so She goes, you sure she's so calm, right? So he's all. And then so now here's where people get like she starts falling. Oh, that's what she fucked up. The bear gave her a pass and I keep fucking with them. Follow there. However, then the bear starts scooting down faster.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Does he turn around? No. So look at this is her and this is her explanation on it. Hi, this is my video full context. My original post bear needed to be chased off the trail. So what run into other hikers down the trail. All right. I believe that's actually a black bear, but it's a brown, it looks brown. It looks brown.
Starting point is 00:54:00 A year. Uh, that's not a quiz. You know, 70 search and rescue where we've been trained to stay calm and scared off and away from humans to keep everyone safe. Also, there were hikers down the path who were looking for the bear with frantic attitudes, couldn't risk keeping him on the trail. Yes, this is the bear's home and yes, he is happy wandering the rest of the mountain. Everyone was safe at the end of the day and that's a win. Yeah. All right. So, apparently she's trying to do this.
Starting point is 00:54:23 She knows what she's doing. So, everyone was like, why the hell are you chasing it? Why would you like follow it? Cause there's people coming up. But apparently they're just supposed to. Yeah, to scare the bear away. Yeah, you're gonna need your pepper spray. Oh, bear spray, man.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Pepper spray will do nothing. Yeah, you gotta cover that thing with bear spray. But also, I feel like she just scooted it down the mountain to the other hikers, right? Yeah, that's part of it, I don't care. Yeah. But maybe cause a human is pushing it along, they're scared of humans. So that's what I think. Yeah. She's so lucky, but maybe because a human is pushing it along there. They're scared of humans
Starting point is 00:54:49 So that's what I think. Yeah, she's so lucky that beard went, you know what fuck it and turn around Yep, and that could definitely happen That's a large animal. All right. Last one for me is there's uh Not rumors so they're gonna reboot Fear factor again, and then people are talking about the possibility of joe rogan being on it And you guys would know more than I know Joe the answer is absolutely I know Joe yes and they've already done this with ludicrous Christian you know who was in third in running to get that gig was me is that right that's right and ludicrous beat me out forget the second guy. Yeah. Fear factor. I was with Joe when he got that fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. The Sean Combs, Cassie thing is interesting. They released the whole video. They did? 15 minute one. Oh, not Cassie, sorry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Was that her that he hit? Yeah, his girlfriend, right? That's on. They released the whole thing. It's like a short form passion of Christ. Right? Well, you know, there's a lot here. Well, there's a lot. It's like, you know. She fighting back? No. The problem is if, if she's the one, you know, kind of egging it on or enjoying it. She said the freak ops would last sometimes four days. That's crazy. It's a problem.
Starting point is 00:56:15 If you're a high, if you're doing blow, you're having sex, you're having, and it looks like you're in command. At what point do you say, yes, you were in an abusive relationship. At what point is the jury going to say, well, hold on. You also went shopping and spent, you know, 50 grand after these things, you know, with his money. He also covered her mortgage. All that stuff. So what happens is it's like you guys were in this sick relationship. Do you bear any responsibility as an adult?
Starting point is 00:56:39 Like you were there for so long. You made her so much money. Sure. But I'm saying that a jury is going to ask those questions and a good defense attorney is going to say, well, let's take a look at these videos. Let's look at how you didn't seem like you were, you know, being tortured.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Also, from all the evidence, I haven't heard anything illegal yet. I'm like, where's the illegal stuff? It's a sex trafficking thing and a criminal enterprise. That's a stretch. That's what I've been saying about this. I haven't seen anything illegal yet. Like, I don't like this guy. I watch, you know, I think he's a stretch. That's what I've been saying about anything illegal yet I don't like I watch you know, I think he's a complete piece of shit bad person
Starting point is 00:57:09 But it's far as I'm like man, where do they get a bond? I know I don't see anything Yeah, cuz he's got some sure there's more coming. Yeah, he's got some good lawyers Oh without a doubt the hotel lobby stuff is absolutely inexcusable That's but that hundred percent and excuse me. So why he lost me when I saw that Okay, you're a piece of it's it's it's not the timeline. You can't relate it to can't use it It's not admissible, but they're using it to show how bad of a guy is but there's no charges being brought by the video Yeah, that was old because he was she was paid off Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:43 All righty. So. Which one's that? Oh. BKFC. So, Conor McGregor is BKFC. There was a fight between Mike Richmond and Josh Dyer, and Richmond got his face so screwed up that everyone now as a fan is like, this guy needs to retire. And we'll show you what it looks like.
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Starting point is 01:00:37 Well, it looks like it's just the cut in the middle of his forehead. Yeah. It's a big cut in the middle. Oh wow. Oh, there's tons of cuts here too. That's gross, you guys. Was he getting elbowed? Lord.
Starting point is 01:00:48 I... Remember when Joe and Eddie used to argue with me that everything should be bare knuckle? And I said, he can't because of the cuts. Remember those days? Harden the pain. He said he'll come down a weight class, but... Just stop doing bare knuckle though.
Starting point is 01:01:04 It's just too much damage. You know, that's not worth it. Yeah. Harden the pain. He said he'll come down a weight class, but, um, just stopped doing bear ducal though. It's just too much damage. You know, that's not worth it. Yeah. He's taking the shots in the right part of his head. Did he win? No, he lost. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Yeah. The swelling on this side. Not good. I, yeah, this one's hard for me. Um, let's do this one. Brian, you and Frontier Airlines don't get along. And you're not the only one. Some footage came out of, I don't know if you guys know this, but when you book Frontier,
Starting point is 01:01:36 if you want to talk to someone at the airport, you have to pay a fee. To talk to them? Just to talk. Literally, just to talk. And so watch what these, these people people have been fired watch what they do to And you thought you was gonna get on your flight You thought you was gonna go and you thought you was gonna get on your flight? All right
Starting point is 01:02:03 I paid I paid for a ticket I just said that I just said that I Ticket I'm here 30 minutes. I'm here 30 minutes before my flight and they're not letting me check in. Why are they filming him? You're about to let me check in. You're about to let me check in and you decided that you ain't going to let me check in. You literally worked for a company that I bought a plane ticket for. I'm here 30 minutes before the flight.
Starting point is 01:02:46 No. I'm not in your personal space. This is not your personal space. This is not your personal space. You work for a company. This is not your personal space. You don't have to worry about it. You're literally not doing your job. Is that Dwight Hauer?
Starting point is 01:03:06 That has paid for a plane ticket to get home. You guys stop flying Frontier, man. Okay, so what he did, my guess is, he came at them a little strong. He was beyond the cutoff, And he might have been a little, I know exactly, I can tell you. He probably came at him with a little bit of an attitude. And the first thing that I'm gonna do in that situation is I'm gonna go, hello.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I screwed up. Do you think you could help me? Well, Frontier fired the two of them. Yeah. And refunded the guy's flight. Yeah. You and I, that's not happening to you and I though. I can promise you and I would go in there and I'd be like, hello, how are you?
Starting point is 01:03:50 I'd be like, what can I do? What can I do? Can you help me? Or no? It was like, you know, and that's, there's, it's just a way to do it, especially, you know, especially I can. I'll tell you what's not the way to do it. The way they handled it.
Starting point is 01:04:02 No, no. With him and them. I will say this when somebody is that informal and a gal like that who flies off the handle, it's not the way to do it the way they handled it. No, no. With him and them. I will say this, when somebody's that informal and a gal like that who flies off the handle, I can tell you that there's another side to that woman. You can make her laugh easily. You can get her going easily.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Yeah, you can get her to break the rules. And she'll break the rules on that side, you can get her to break the rules on the other side. You just gotta get in there with a little honey. You gotta get in there with a little honey. Yeah, front door went, hey, you're both fired. I remember I had to go do, I had to get my car out of a tow pound.
Starting point is 01:04:29 And it was the city pound in New York City. But before I did that, I had to go get my stuff, fill out this paperwork. It was a nightmare. And there were these four black women working in this shit room with no windows and nothing. And they're women. And I looked at them and I went, how are you guys working in here?
Starting point is 01:04:52 And she said, you know, it's awful. And I said, I can't have this. I can't have this. And I, you know what I did? I bought them three trees and I had them delivered. And she found my number. I found them three trees, three big trees for that fucking place. I don't know how much it cost me.
Starting point is 01:05:15 And I had them delivered to that fucking office so that they would have some vegetation and she got my number and she called me and she goes, that was a very nice thing that you did. Thank you very much. But sometimes people's lives suck and you're working behind there and you've got to deal with that negativity. When you're a frontier or spirit, I've seen it. It already sucks. They deal with that shit all day long.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Plus the clientele's not the best. It's a tough gig for everybody. The guy flying, it's a long day. He's from Boston, wherever he's going. He's like, come on, man. To beat this dead horse one more time yesterday, they didn't pick up. They just kept not picking up.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Cause I mean, we've moved. So we got a shitload of recycling, like boxes, boxes. And they just keep ignoring it. So finally my wife goes, Hey, this is the third week. It's getting crazy. They, they didn't pick it up again. So I get in my car and I chased down the guy.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I go, you guys recycling? Guy goes, yeah, yeah. I go, but you guys are leaving my stuff and he goes What's your address? I go blah blah blah and he goes, um, oh, yeah No, we can't we can't the lids gotta be totally closed and I can't take that other stuff You gotta call it in most people do that. Most people go what the flint and I go like that. I go I appreciate it, brother. So what do I do? And I was asking questions. I'm like, but I just said I appreciate it, brother Thanks so much, man. That's always not his fucking doing his thing. Guess what they did picked it up. They come back around
Starting point is 01:06:30 They go nobody's ever nice to me us like that. Nobody's ever nice to us like that. Don't call it and we got it You're a good guy. I'm not even a good guy. I just believe in respect. I'm just I understand it's not even his deal He's just he's like that's what my boss says. I'm like fuck it. So he they took care of everything Yeah, the cat doesn't want to be doing that either. He's like, I get it, man, it's the pain in the ass. We can probably dump that in the bag. Right. You know.
Starting point is 01:06:50 That's good. But some people are, you know. And Brian bought him a tree for his truck. Bought him a tree for his truck. Now I have been- You know what, man, I'm gonna get you a tree. I'm gonna get you a tree for your truck. No, I don't.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Now by the way, I've been a dick. I've been an asshole more times than one. And I, but I always go back and say sorry. It goes nowhere. You go back and say sorry. You go back and say sorry. Yeah, it goes nowhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Pokemon hot shots. All right. Let's do this one. Yeah, she's cool. So Japan has a population issue and now they're kind of supporting this trend of adults being in real relationships with anime dolls. Yeah, and fake AI women, too.
Starting point is 01:07:34 This is ridiculous. Play the clip and just look at the sky for a second. Tell me if you think this is normal. Anime character Miku, whom he married in a formal ceremony in 2018. Imagine the parents. He's one of thousands of Japanese who, unashamedly, say they are in a monogamous romantic relationship with a fictional character. Staggeringly, or maybe not, almost half of the country's millennial singles,
Starting point is 01:07:58 ages 18 to 34, self-report as virgins, compared to barely 20% in the U.S. And of course, less human barely 20% in the US. And of course, less human copulation means less human population. real physical relationship. I don't think so. Do we agree with that? That's healthy. Do we agree with that? No. I think that's what's happening with men. Men are starting to have AI relationships. Men have been shit on, boys have been shit on in our school systems for a long time now. And you know, girls get a lot of the attention, boys are said, don't be aggressive. All your competition and everything else is bad.
Starting point is 01:08:44 You're a part of a patriarchy. Or you're going to get canceled if you you shoot or you know, take your shot Even ask a girl out. Okay, ask that guy Fisher that comic so all of it So men there's been a war on boys and a war on men and I don't give a fuck what anybody says But that's a I think it'll bounce back. It's already bouncing back. You know, there's this I don't think guys you just start talking to robots and jacking off. Well, if you look at, if you look in fact at the stats, it's so sad. Because the number of men that have actually asked a girl out without a dating app is slim to vanishing.
Starting point is 01:09:18 It's like something like less than 50%. The girls can't like that either. No. But also women aren't attracted to your soy boys because boys have been told to be sensitive and emotional. Go fuck yourself. I don't feel sense.
Starting point is 01:09:31 And they can't figure out why they can't get girls. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Cause you're driving a Tesla talking about fucking bullshit. Yeah. Get in the gym. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Yeah. Yeah. You're this kind of you, right? No, about driving a Tesla. Take away the Tesla thing. Nah. Old brides. It's just soft shit. You know, about bullshit driving a Tesla. I know, take away the Tesla thing. Nah. Old brides. It's just soft shit, you know?
Starting point is 01:09:48 It's just soft shit. Soft shit. Electric cars, you can't even change a tire, don't have to change your oil. You know, it's just gay shit. Yeah, that part, maybe not that part. Just playing video games all the time. I don't do that, yeah, right, I don't do that.
Starting point is 01:10:00 I don't do that, I don't do that, I don't do that. No one's working out. Yeah, I work out hard. You guys want one more? Nothing grows, though. I don't do that, I don't do that, I don't do that. No one's working out. Yeah, I work out hard. You guys want one more? Nothing grows though. Nothing at all. Just not a strong guy. The other guy's getting stronger.
Starting point is 01:10:15 Yeah, that's back by the way. I'm on the other side of a weak and strong. I'm on the other side of strong and fast. I don't have the energy for John. I've got people in the chat calling me duck. You know, while I'm living my absolute best life, what does duck mean? Like they say he's ducking. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Oh, okay. Really guys? John Jones has been ducking who like, shut up. Does he have to prove something to you? Is he not good enough? Has he not fucked monsters? They're going to bully John Jones into accepting a fight? It's insane.
Starting point is 01:10:49 That's hilarious. Meanwhile, he's in Thailand on the back of some ladyboy's fucking moped. Yeah, he can just quit fighting and never have to prove a thing again. Yeah, he's still the greatest combat athlete of all time. Well, apparently it's because, I guess, Aspenall came out and said, I've had enough.
Starting point is 01:11:03 I think we either need to fight or- No, Thomas is fighting Serogon. That's fine. It's going to be a shitty fight. Or a good fight. Or a good fight. Serogon striking is pretty good. No, it's gay.
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Starting point is 01:12:03 This is The Final Kid. We're out. Guys, what is up? My name's Tom Schwartz. Some of you might know me from Vanderpump Rules. We had 11 wonderful, beautiful, strange seasons together. You've seen me at some of my worst, and now I wanna show you some of my best.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Welcome to my new show, Detox, Retox, on podcast one. So what are we doing here? Well, we're striving for balance in an ever-ext extreme world. Each week we celebrate the dance between indulgence and moderation and I want to level up together and I don't want to feel bad about feeling good. It's all about harmony okay? Through conversations and travels, friends, your favorite reality stars, internet personalities, experts, amateurs, metaphysics, the best Cal, highly experiential, it's gonna be a nice blend of practical and fantastical, it's not woo woo woo if it works.
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