The Fighter & The Kid - THE BLUE JAYS LET SYDNEY SWEENEY DOWN! | TFATK Ep. 1135 AD FREE

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

The guys recap Bryan getting scammed by "Amy Poehler" and talk David Blaine's first special, Halsey struggling with album sales, AI music, how much the price of rent has changed since the 90'...s, the World Series, controversial "walking" in baseball, Blake Snell rapping, current events around the world including Brendan's rant about Sydney Sweeney not being utilized enough at the World Series and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet winsDone With Debt - Go to http://donewithdebt.com/ and talk with one of their specialists, FOR FREESignos - Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code Fighter. That’s signos.com, code Fighter for $10 off select plans todayO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at http://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:35 We lose in front of Sydney, Sweeney? Think about it. Got to think about it. Got to think about it, dude. You're walking? If Sidney Sweeney's in the fucking stands, Otani plays, I'll be like, hey, I'm going to throw my arm out for you.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Are you out your goddamn mind? You out your goddamn mind? Hey, I know the whole game plans to walk the best playing the league. Before you do that, want you to take a look in the third row. Whose jersey is she wear? That's Otani, buddy.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And you're going to walk him? her favorite fucking player bro you just ruined your chances with sydney the tit swing yeah yes we did because we back at it again it's the fighter and the kid this is really the fighter and the kid come on what's up pal nothing buddy i'm a little smogged out right now are you see my nose it's just i do see that it's just the carbon monoxide i was face time with my buddy and he goes one thing about age huh your nose and ears keep growing i was like you know especially on face notes right there yeah it really brings up my nose I was doing gold now with Chris and Eric and me and Chris were talking about you getting a scam by
Starting point is 00:01:37 Amy Pollard yeah I go we could not stop laughing I know you got the message save that for golden hour because I'm going on goal now but dude they they fucking Eric goes wait because Eric had no idea we tell him the story he's like are you shit in me and he goes this means Brian did no research he goes go to Amy Poller's podcast have you seen it there's no zoom it's only in person and it's all females dude i was surprised you did zero research i was like oh man amy i mean i don't look into it at all you don't look into it at all i just know her and i was like you know i haven't talked to her in a long time and i was like oh maybe no i just i had no idea you didn't look into the bike like not at all we brought it up
Starting point is 00:02:18 on gold hour and you look at the guess and it's like oh where did you think you're going to fit into this thing bro we were laughing the eric was like are you shitting me like no dude he was Just go to her fucking page. I didn't do that. Didn't do that. I was like, oh, this is great.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Amy. Chris was like, I don't get it. It's not even like Brian's that old. I DM'd Amy too. I was like, hey, girl,
Starting point is 00:02:41 I'm looking forward to doing the podcast. She didn't get back to you. I don't think I haven't checked. And she did it. You know, you know, it's just fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I'm like, if you look at the guess, it's so funny. Well, all right. It's clear. There's no, it's Amy Pollard.
Starting point is 00:02:54 There's no Zoom. There's no, there's no, there's no bros like oh brad oh but you know there is no it's come the thing like like you would always look at me like oh boy you know i was always like you guys aren't that close yeah that's what i mean chris are saying you're not that close no i knew her for years i knew i actually we were pretty close i mean i but when's the last time you talked to her um 15 years yeah so it's like maybe 20 the point is that it's what the chris is like just go to her
Starting point is 00:03:24 sight and he's like look at the what was Brian fucking thinking i'm like no no i know i know i know Brian well he just didn't look into it yeah really that's all they 20 years ago now here's the thing now that i think about it it's preposterous all right maybe 18 the point is this i saw her a couple times yeah um it's so fucking funny wow time flies too it's so fucking i mean i was with amy when she got saturday night live wow we were in nantucket and i would like she was when she was dating will arnett and we were it was me bradley cooper will arnette everybody and we were uh amy and will had rented out of place in nantucket and like i was like i was i remember amy was not even known and she had just got an s&l and i was like and i was like
Starting point is 00:04:07 and i was like and i would go every time we'd be in a coffee shop something i was like amy poll her i said sennel you're on sennel and she'd be like oh shut up and being all embarrassed and ha ha ha ha and then i'd be like mad tv and i was like ah getting recognized you know blah blah we'd always do this we'd have these ongoing bits but it's a long time we were a long time ago, bud. Yeah. And you thought. Didn't have kids, wasn't married.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Didn't have any gray hair. Wow. Dude, if you go to her page, it's so preposterous. Where does the time go? Have you got her page, though? It's like, oh, buddy. Safe to say that she never, she hasn't thought about me in a little while. It's so fucking funny, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It's hilarious. Oh, that story made my week. Dude, you, you got up out of your chair. Oh, dude. Oh, God. It was good, man. God is good. I got God is good
Starting point is 00:04:53 I got God I got that one's funny God that one's so fucking funny man It's all good No harm no harm turn the page Turn the page Turn the page Nobody got hurt turn the page
Starting point is 00:05:04 Turn the page Nobody got hurt turn the page I'll just promote my special On my socials We got it man It's all good Good reviews I don't read the comments
Starting point is 00:05:16 I hear though Yes people on page page Patreon are also saying the same thing They loved it yeah specials are tough these days oh it's just a set even if you really saw netflix it's like it's hot for maybe a day
Starting point is 00:05:32 like tim dillon dropped his and but then some other big show came out he's like oh i got kicked out of the top five in like less than 12 hours wow he's like you're there and that's 10 wow yeah i mean he's massive jeez yeah just isn't that crazy lay of the land lay of the land yeah you can't bank on You can't bank on specials, like a special. I mean, there's some outliers
Starting point is 00:05:54 with like Shane Gillis and stuff when he releases on YouTube. But like there's some outliers, but in general, like you used to release a special in order to get more fans, more eyeballs to sell more tickets on the road. It's just not that case.
Starting point is 00:06:07 It's just not the deal anymore. Now it's like, you know, a kid, some young kid doing some shit on TikTok is going to sell more tickets than a special. That's right. Yeah. Like him doing a skit that goes viral is going to sell 10fold,
Starting point is 00:06:21 more tickets than you really should know. Good special. I was just talking about that. It's just, that's what it's just, that's what it is. Sitting for an hour or 20 minutes. No, no, no. You gotta have one clip that goes viral. That's dope. That, that one clip that you spend whatever it is, 20 minutes editing and posting is you do more than you doing a year long road work and posting it for an hour. Well, that's exactly right. One clip.
Starting point is 00:06:44 David Blaine said this a while back, probably maybe five years ago. maybe, I don't know. And he said, I was talking to these YouTubers. And when I levitated as a magician, that trended for 10 years. Like, I'm the guy who levitates. Before social media and all that. For social media. So when I had a special on ABC, which was, can you look up when that was, that literally made him world famous for 10 years, which comes with crazy money. It comes with private shows for you know sheiks it comes for all that 97 so that's 1990 fucking seven and that was going strong until about 2015 here's what's interesting so if david bann announced now let's say he's never levitated before if he announced now on a bc i'm levitating you might get 300,000 people
Starting point is 00:07:42 tune it oh dude like it's just not said so he goes it's just not the meeting said so i did that and And that trended for 13 years, you know, everybody was still talking about it. He said, there was a girl who said, I was going to do it now, and then a manager, and she was a YouTuber, and she said, man, that could, that could trend for, I bet you that would trend for like five days. And he started laughing. He goes, five days? She goes, I mean, not that long.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Dead serious. Not that long, that's serious. And now it'll trend for a day if you're really good. a day if it goes super viral think about that day if it goes super viral it has to be something that's out of the norm so what what are we doing here what's happening you know you have people like halsey saying i can't do an album now nobody i can't do an album because no people don't listen albums yeah and also my last album that did like really well 300 000 or something or i don't know what it was but she was like nobody like it's not enough it's like yeah but the record
Starting point is 00:08:48 industry's changing too where they're not going to pay you to do 15 songs no like you need one single trans kids use it for a tic-tok so that we because we have all started consuming but on that same but on the same side there's there's old bands that were they had their knee shot in so they're big back in the day like when i was a teenager and then somehow they become viral on ticot like in background music or on a viral video and then they can tour again because we're like do this song like the young kids like this song's dope who is this oh it's fucking creed or it's or it's nickel bath the most the most disconcerting and you have these musicians listening to these AI versions of like Eminem doing blues and I don't know if you've heard that chin as a musician but it's so
Starting point is 00:09:35 unbelievable dude we've talked about that but I think Rogan talks about every podcast too I think it's incredible but I know Brendan doesn't dig it as much no the problem is it's incredible yeah and the problem is it's not a real singer and the problem is it's undeniably incredible it's in so you go like this you go now you still need m&m to write those lyrics and so the interesting thing is like AI becomes what a tool to enhance your self-expression okay or you don't need a big production anymore you can do it from your living room so it creates more artist that's right yeah that's right that's right I think it's I think ultimately it's all coming into our hands
Starting point is 00:10:16 and we can do everything ourselves. But you still need the distribution channels. You still need... Not really. Not really. Not really. Huh? What distribution channel?
Starting point is 00:10:27 YouTube? I would say it would have to be coupled with something like the World Series or Monday Night Football. What do you mean? Well, you can still make a lot of money as, like say, the Allstate guy, right? Because you're doing commercials
Starting point is 00:10:42 that are reaching a lot of people when they're watching something like football, something like baseball. But music, you don't need that. YouTube, you don't need that at all. If you have your niche audience, you have 100,000 people, you're bawling. Can I say something real quick? Because this goes into that. I've always believed, especially when I was younger, that if you have great music,
Starting point is 00:11:03 you're going to make it, you know, there's a good chance you'll make it if you're just consistently amazing, right? Yeah, that's not true. It's definitely not true when you get old to you realize that, right? And then suddenly when you get old, you realize that, right? And then suddenly when you get to sign with these big labels, and by the way, this is just allegedly, right, you sign with these big labels, you have way more access to so many different types of technology.
Starting point is 00:11:22 One thing I remember seeing, and I was so freaking brokenhearted about it, because I met some people, and I went into this house, and I went to a room. I went into a room, and I saw hundreds, if not thousands of iPhones, or your cell phones, and then computers and everything, iPads. and what are they doing? They're streaming these songs. So these big companies pay people to do that to up the numbers of the stream.
Starting point is 00:11:49 That's what Tom McDonald was saying. I was so fucking shit. I literally saw that in person. I was in the room and I'm like, this fucking, it breaks my heart. So they're all gaming the system. I mean, at the very tippity top, imagine some of the biggest artists you've ever known.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Even though they're great music. This is what Drake was saying about, you know, this is what they're like Drake and all that stuff. Spotify was doing certain stuff with his numbers because he didn't dispute with them. So they can control all that. That's not right. It's not, but that's just, that's life, man. But it's not like, and I think it has to be fought.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And I don't know how you fight it. Yeah, I mean. You're not going to fight it. And if you're like fighting it, good luck, especially unless you're, it has to be like a guy like Rogan, even with the Spotify numbers. Like even on Apple, like when we were number one for how long, it's like, yes and no, we're number one, but there's also time of release and new fan subscribing, but you're not getting more views than say, fucking, you know, some of these other huge names, but we were listed above
Starting point is 00:12:50 them because the algorithm, so it looked, it appeared that way. So I did a Ronda Rousey video, like a stitch and it got something like a million views and I got from, I went from a million followers to 1.1 million followers. The question is, how many, what does that mean? What does that actually mean what does it mean were they watching all of it what were they watching some of it what do you mean it means they saw it and it made people outside of your followers and they're like oh i like it and you got new followers that's not fake yeah it's not fake no those numbers are not fake they don't put those numbers no well hold on so but if you have 1.1 when you post something it's not going to 1.1 million people that's suppressed you got to pay to reach all those people you have to pay yes
Starting point is 00:13:39 it's such a weird thing it's it's so weird i mean it's like i think christ de stepheno said it's it's it's like playing a beer game where the reward is more beer like what are we doing like what is happening and what is this game that we're doing like i'm not sure i don't know but you better learn it yeah but it's it's it's a constant moving target right so learning it is what what does that even mean can go to editing getting you know what i got all that deals percent but and coming up with creative ideas like now it's always but you got to do that every day all day yeah man and there's that's what people do what i'm saying though is and and and like what is it's band goes smaller and smaller so pretty soon it's like does that translate i don't know i don't know
Starting point is 00:14:27 what this end game is i don't know where we're going i think the younger generation's going to realize how toxic it is and wean off of it and becomes a thing of the past and and and and the cream will rise to the top you still got to do. Yeah, you shouldn't have to do work, but I think the younger generations are like, like once the actual evidence comes out, the younger audience are like, holy shit, it's like cigarettes. It'll be like cigarettes. They're like, holy fuck, can you imagine? People should just sit on this all day. Right. So, and also like if you look at young men, right, their phone, really, like you have so many young men because of online dating, there are a lot of men left out of that pool. And what they really have is gambling. They
Starting point is 00:15:06 have porn they have video games yeah their fingertips okay and then they have doom scrolling and all of that shit all of that shit leads to exactly well less than nothing no less than you end up alone and oh let's add SSRIs to that well yeah but then then you end up alone but then then then it becomes self-hatred and then you find a group from all over the world that feels the same and now you have a crew there you go and then of just of just you know and you know and And young men, if they don't have anywhere to go, they'll spiral into a hate ball. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Right? And so it's kind of a war on our youth and war on. I was thinking about this. They're smart though. The youth is smart. 100% they're smart because they go hold on. I totally agree. Like a lot of them go, hold on.
Starting point is 00:15:53 This is. I don't think that, I agree. I think that young people are way smarter than we give them credit for. I know there because I have a 14 year old. I have a 17 year old. And they're very aware of this. And they're like, I'm not, you know, like, this is bad for you now that doesn't mean that they don't get caught on their phones no yeah
Starting point is 00:16:11 it's going to take a while it's going to be a while it's going to be a while it's going to be a while it's going to be a hot second yeah would you outlaw porn would you outlaw online gambling would you outlaw no no no right i wouldn't like just some people have proms right you know because you start outlaw on that stuff and then it's like where do you stop And you're doing it for the exception, really. The NBA is back in Drafking Sportswick and official sports betting party. The NBA is the new place to bet on NBA stars this season.
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Starting point is 00:17:59 with that is college not for everyone you're going to miss out a lot of talented people like most the talent isn't the college type, so then, okay, so then, so then your creativity is going to go way down, because you don't have dorkes, malorgas posts in this stuff. So then it just becomes irrelevant. Very smart. And people are like, dude, this content sucks. You're a very, you're a very smart guy. You know, you're, you're, you always surprised me that with the fact that that's absolutely the liability. When you have too much order and you get rid of all the chaos, you, you do so at the expense of creativity. Big time. Like even, even T had some, you know, No, no school.
Starting point is 00:18:34 But you're, you know, I got to just compliment you for a sec, because you're a guy who I always thinks a lot of times is not that interested in these ideas, and then every time it comes down to it, you always are very clear-headed on exactly what is worth time, what is worth fighting for and what's not. The one thing you are very aware of is sort of where we stand and why we stand. Like, that's a really, that's a really important thing to know. and I don't know where you came up with that. Probably you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Maybe me or maybe just your instinct, you know? Yes and no. I was also a bit of a meathead, you know, this, hanging around you. I was like, I got to get my shit together. Because I didn't have to. Right. I was able to get through with sports and being a meathead. Yeah, but your instincts.
Starting point is 00:19:22 But then once you get in. But you always loved artists. Oh, yeah. I was always interested in it, but it was just, I wasn't watering that flower. Yeah. Because there was no room for it. But you looked over there and you went, okay, they may not be built to run through walls, but there's something there's something there right they've got a creative mind and i want to live in a
Starting point is 00:19:38 society like that yeah yeah so you were able to put that together a lot of people aren't like you you were able just now to articulate the importance of chaos the balance of chaos in order but i was thinking this you know how like uh you know i listen all these podcasts i don't really listen to me i just listen a podcast and there's how the world and anarchy and all this stuff and i was thinking maybe it's because i live out in austin austin now and i'm you know i'm kind of in the middle of nowhere i was thinking if you didn't have TV, if you weren't watch, let's say you were like, dude, I'm going off the, I'm going off the grid. You have no TV, no cell phone. And you were just living life, just like dropping the kids off of school, doing your thing, going to stand up,
Starting point is 00:20:18 we're doing your thing. Would you, would your anxiety with the political climate, with everything, how much has it actually affected? If you weren't paying attention to the left, the far left, the far right, how much would you actually like, oh my God, things are so bad? How much would you There's that Chinese saying. You know what I'm saying? I was thinking about, I'm like, well, hold on. In my daily routine, my daily life, like, no one's forcing transgender shit pronouns on me. No one's like, yeah, the inflation that affects me a little, like for sure it affects me.
Starting point is 00:20:49 But overall, I'm like, you would be like, I don't, wait, there's chaos going on there now? Yeah, so there's a saying in Chinese, the heaven is high and the emperor is far away, meaning that shit's way over there. and heaven's high like just you focus on your garden that's all you can do now here's the only catch to that as we know if you're not interested in politics it's interested in you
Starting point is 00:21:12 no I know so that's the only catch no I know I know and you know we're interested in it I'm just saying I mean I hear you if you didn't have if you were off the grid in everyday life someone came up to you and were like man it's crazy right it's actually pretty dope wait what's going on right and so it changed us what fucked us up
Starting point is 00:21:29 would change everything for us was when they said you have to wear a mask and your kids have to wear a mask. What'll change the thing is when Canada you have a car and you're going two miles an hour over the speed limit and your car starts to go beep, beep, beep, and then it's reported. It's reported to the authorities.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And you know what? Because you're lending yourself to global warming, which is... If you didn't have social media, you'd have no clue about that. If there was no sensationalization of all that stuff, you'd like... No one's fucking with my car. That's right.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I think that the only thing that social media does maybe is gets us aware of government overreach. As people in the government... But almost too much. Like you'll read a headline and I'm like, oh my God. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:22:14 We're so screwed. Yeah, I can't do it because it interferes with my creativity. Yeah, but then when you step back from me, you're like, are we screwed? Yeah. Like I... Well, this is what I always say. Are we being gamed?
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yes. You know? Like, this is all on purpose. Yeah, yeah. I'm being gamed here. Because I'll talk to somebody. who's quote unquote a democrat a liberal a progressive leveling and i'll talk to them and they'll be like well that's not what i'm saying i'm just saying this and you go okay you know um but even
Starting point is 00:22:43 i mean you know rogan one of the most educated people went oh even he he had somebody on he's like yeah he said this politician said this about you know um transsexual something like that and the lady goes is that true and wrong is that that's what i read but he's smart enough we goes we should double check that because my was taking out context we did that with me remember when i i don't know it was you and then and then you guys look at and he goes oh yeah i was a little bit out of context i said i said that's so important you're sure about that jo rogan i think that's so important yes that's only wait wait hold on before we go too hard on this lady let's and now she sucks cop she's terrible but let's let's not yeah let's just double check let's not be like these younger kids
Starting point is 00:23:22 that have no record like let's look at it i always like to do that i i like to do that you're good at that There's that sort of like Islamic invasion of Europe, which there are a lot of young Islamic men who are taken from war-torn countries who are not assimilating, and all of a sudden they become radicalized. And there's al-Avahabbar being called. And I understand people who in France, people in England who come from generations of people from France and England, saying we're losing our national character. This was a Christian nation.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I can understand all of that. When you start looking at the larger picture, it is a little bit more. nuanced than that there there are there are caveats like so you just have to take the whole thing into context i like to do that well but even you know me especially when coming to sports i was talking tiger and boss started wrestling i was talking the parents there and we're talking about baseball and they're talking about football and they have four kids i don't know these people they they recognize me like oh you make sense tiger boss you're doing wrestling we start talking and they're and i'm asking about certain leagues like in the area and uh there's one league i've heard some things about i go
Starting point is 00:24:31 your kid was not legal yeah and uh she goes yeah but you know that they're five they don't keep score and you know they're a little loosey-goosey on the rules i go that that's insane that's so stupid what a what a woke and i kind of go off that's what i would do i kind of i get i get heated i kind of go off and she goes oh well hold on hold on my other son played in that same league and he's a professional athlete now. And also, they're four and five, and we don't want to turn them off from the game. And you and I are not experts
Starting point is 00:25:05 on raising four and five-year-olds. They are, like, in a way. Yeah, yes and no, but she was just like, what are you talking about? And she was like, there's no woke movement. So embarrassing. She was like, there's no woke movement. They're four and five.
Starting point is 00:25:19 We want the kids have fun and not be restricted by the rule and not just pay attention to the screen. And I was like, oh, no, I'm like, yeah. I apologize, I went, my bet. My 17-year-old daughter, I start going off. My daughter goes, I'm not saying that. I'm aware of that side of the argument.
Starting point is 00:25:40 But it's not all that. And no, not all of us feel that way. All I'm saying is as a woman, and she was making a context. And I was like, oh, man, I get heated up. I thought you were attacking. Even when Tiger, like, when there's a new school, I'm like, come here, buddy.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I'm like, if there's any, like, They'll refer to them as unicorn rooms, rainbow rooms, okay? If there's some safe place where some of your buddies are going and tell them that they feel like a woman, you let your dad know right now. And then also, if they're calling you the white devil, because if you're raised, even though you're half Mexican be like, if they're calling you the white devil and they're just pushing this weird thing on you, you let me know. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking? And I'm like, there's, there's no war? There's no war to be had? And I go, you let me know at recess.
Starting point is 00:26:28 If they're trying to suppress your alpha energy as a young boy, you let me, are they not letting you wrestle? Are there no kickballs and footballs? He's like, the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, you guys have like kickballs and footballs? He goes, yeah. And I go, there's no like safe rooms for like gay kids going to. And he's like, what are you talking? I'm like, you dad's crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I am so sorry. I am so far off. That's so funny. It's great. You know, it's great to realize, like, you're not being gamed. You'll always hear, my father told me, you'll always hear people say, you know, it never used to be like this. Or now, we're more divided than ever. You mean, like, the Civil War in our country?
Starting point is 00:27:12 You mean like, Vietnam? You mean, like, we just keep going down a list. It's just that it's more accentuated with, you're being gamed with your algorithm. Yeah. But people have always... It's not that bad. No. In fact, I was saying this, too, to somebody.
Starting point is 00:27:27 You know, even the left and the right, we still argue along the same for the same principles. So the left is like, they're threatening democracy. And we're like, they're threatening democracy. But we all believe in democracy. It's always been that way. Yeah. It's never been doing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Yeah, it's always been that way. Some people... It's just more sensationalized now because of social media. So now everyone has access. Yeah. Like, I think Mom Dani, who I don't like, he's a socialist, but he was arguing for a 2% increase in taxes you know and they was talking about how some parts of new york have no no grocery stores at all because they just can't get investment so you can't shop you have to go he's like if we had
Starting point is 00:28:02 a government subsized grocery store there you can understand sometimes that he's talking about very specific instances so even that i i have to listen i have to be like all right let me put my let me because i'm already don't like the guy but let me i don't know enough i don't like him yeah i look into but he but even like he's a communist all that shit that none None of that matter. He could be pro polygamy. None of it matters. His whole messaging is I'm going to lower rent in New York. For the average person in New York, it's so preposterous. It's like it's up 99% or something like that. There are no average New Yorkers anymore. No, of course. They've all moved out. It's too expensive. But LA too. So if any without if I'm new. If I'm new if run on where the fuck you want transgender, they, them. What if you just go, you're running with that. You go, I will guarantee you I will lower your rent. people are like, oh, I'm in. I'm in on that. That's all it is. What happened with, let me look at that,
Starting point is 00:28:56 average rent is $4,000 per month. And that's for a tiny place. I mean, look, New York, what happened with New York is the richest people from everywhere from China to Russia. Type in average rent in 1990. They moved there. So it's an unlivable city for the average New Yorker.
Starting point is 00:29:13 If you don't have rent control in New York, you ain't living in New York. If you're a regular Joe, you're not living in New York. In 1990s, 620 bucks Wow Yeah And it was
Starting point is 00:29:25 And you know what was great About New York It was a great They always say It's a great city to be broken It's a great city to be broken You can make your Something to do
Starting point is 00:29:33 And always something to do Yep And you could afford it There was always food There was always something You could always make it work And more importantly It had real character
Starting point is 00:29:42 You had real New Yorkers Who lived in apartments Who met at their local bar New York was And you had neighborhoods In New York That were incredible And it's just when Jimmy Burke, the Prince of New York,
Starting point is 00:29:53 where I would go to his neighborhood or we would go downtown, there was just certain areas. I remember when then Jimmy was in his neighborhood and these guys were acting up. They were acting fools in his cousin's bar. And Jimmy and a couple of hard-nosed Irish guys walked up to those guys and went, hey, hey, hey, you want to behave like a gentleman,
Starting point is 00:30:15 we'll treat you like gentlemen. This is my neighborhood. You want to behave like a jerk off. we're going to treat you like a jerk off. It was very clear. There were certain rules and that was in the neighborhood and there was support.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Hey, if I gave you unlimited money, where would you live? I'm talking upper 1% where would you live? Money's not an issue. You can live wherever you want. Where would you go? I got to pick one place.
Starting point is 00:30:38 You'd probably go California, wouldn't you? Would you go Manhattan? I'd go on Manhattan Beach. Yeah. I'd go on Manhattan Beach with a view of the ocean. Because you're not worried about the tax because if you have that much money,
Starting point is 00:30:50 You're not where tax is. It's a very hard place to argue with. When you wake up and you look out your window, your large panes of window, and it's 75 and breezy, and there's the ocean. And I can go stroll and play some tennis, get a workout in, walk the beach.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Don't have to drive. Don't have to drive. So that eliminates traffic. Get myself a delicious cup of coffee from my coffee spot. Lodge of games not too far. And if I do have to drive, I'll get in my golf cart or my electric scooter
Starting point is 00:31:18 and go down to Manhattan, and have a nice meal at salt, love and salt with my lady. It doesn't get much better than that. Now, Napa Valley, Marin County has got something to say. Santa Barbara? There's just not enough, yeah, I can do enough life. Not enough life, right? I mean, I don't need to be on top of people, but I don't.
Starting point is 00:31:42 But L.A. is a real city. It's just the traffic. It's just the traffic. But when you're in the bubble of Hermosa Beach, Manhattan Beach really hard to argue with so I think about it every 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:31:57 oh really moving back I just think about that question every 10 minutes where would you go I give you 30 million dollars right now I don't know I don't I've never thought about it
Starting point is 00:32:12 I really haven't thought about it there's certain parts that I miss about LA but I don't because I get to go there I was there two weeks ago shooting the show I got to go back this week shooting that show. That traffic is so bad where it makes me go, fuck this, man. And then also you see how everyone's on top of each other, how busy it is. I just, I'm like, oh, God, after coming out here.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yeah, and here's the other thing about it. The truth is, I also want my children. So my children, when my children are happiest and thriving, that's where I want to live. So in a way, when you ask me that, it's not Hermosa Manhattan. It's not Hermosa Manhattan. Now, I'm asking that because you have old. older kids, but you have little kids, too? Little kids, too.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I would, so let's see, that's a different question. It's a different question because the people in Texas are really love. Let's say kids are older out of the house. All of them are older out of house. You're probably going Manhattan. I'm going to Napa Valley. I'm going to Manhattan. I'm going to Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:33:05 But I mean, but I'm not going to New York, no. But Manhattan Beach. You know, Hermosa Beach. I mean, it's so hard to argue with. It's just like, how do you argue with the beach? I'm a little different because I really don't go out. You're more of a people person.
Starting point is 00:33:18 You'll go out. You'll go out. You do your thing. I'm good if I just had a lot of land and if I have my own shop and I can have people come there I'm good with it. Yeah, yeah, it depends on what your needs are.
Starting point is 00:33:30 But when you see the ocean every day, it's hard to argue with that air that's something about that ocean, man. Here's the thing about the ocean. I mean, it's cool to see, but... Oh, I don't go to the beach. Don't get me wrong. Oh, no, you're not going to find me at the beach.
Starting point is 00:33:45 You know, I love the beach. I love the beach. When I first moved L.A., I was surfing all the time. I love the beach. We play beach volleyball. Great. When you're there, when you actually live on the beach,
Starting point is 00:33:54 here's the thing for people that never lived in LA, and the people that live close to the beach. I've lived Marina Del Rey. I was, my townhouse was on the beach. My backyard was the beach. Yes. After about four or five months, you go, okay. And you just, you never really go.
Starting point is 00:34:10 You take you for granted. We would go to the beach on a Sunday when I organized it, and that was great, and that was fun. Far few in between? Sure. And then somehow, we just, find a reason not even now like i'm on lake Travis like you know
Starting point is 00:34:23 access to boats jeskeys i'll give you a boat you won't get in it i got it told you that listen we've been here what five months now almost six now that tiger has fucking baseball every weekend we haven't since he started travel ball we haven't been on the we have a friend who has a boat bought a boat yeah he's on the on lake Travis or on the lake has not gotten in the boat yet well that's the best that's the by he goes listen you're on the
Starting point is 00:34:46 lake everyone they tell you get a boat it's the worst mistake you Because you're just on. It costs so much money to maintain the slip. What are you going to do? And you're going to use it like twice. Yeah. What are you going to do? You want to go swimming?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Okay. Cool. You have a pool. You want to get in that lake. Yeah, it's just what it is. Where would you live, Chin? Money's not an issue. Where would you live?
Starting point is 00:35:08 It's funny to say that, though. I've never really thought about that. But when we were in Nashville, I think for one of your shows, went to Nashville. And me and my ex at the time, or X now, but my girl at the time. We were just driving around looking out all the different houses. We're like, this would be a freaking dope-ass place to live. So Nashville. Here's the thing, because you drive around a dope place to live, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:35:31 What you realize is any state you go to, there's going to be a part that you would be happy to live in with money's not an issue. Every state has that area. So when you think of Nashville, when you think of South Carolina, when you think of, you know, Sharles, it parts of Florida, Montana, there's areas in there that are built for people with a lot of money and they all kind of look the same. And it's the best place you've ever bit. And they're built for the elite and they're built for those pro athletes, even in Salt Lake City. Those, there's are those areas in Salt Lake. I'll find you that place in Albuquerque. I'll find that place in San Antonio. In New Orleans. So in New Orleans, right, if you're in the French
Starting point is 00:36:16 district, you don't want to raise kids there. It's fucking dicey. but you go three miles it's called the garden state garden area you go three miles and you're Sandra Bullock's house Matthew McConaughey the Hoosoot that's where the New Orleans Saints live and you're like oh my God
Starting point is 00:36:32 I could live here oh could you yeah yeah oh could you yeah there are now there's like LA has multiple areas like that that's why LA's great and you go to Pasadena you go to Burbank you go to it's a real city there's so many areas you could live in
Starting point is 00:36:47 but every state has that, everywhere. Now, do you not like Nashville? Speaking of... I like Nashville. I'm just, my thing is, unless weather is an issue,
Starting point is 00:36:58 like if, you know, Nashville gets a little cold. So like Utah, Denver, the snow, fuck off. Montana, fuck off. The snow I can't do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:06 So take away snow, but I'm just saying, let's say the weather was the same everywhere. If you live in one of those areas, it's awesome. Everywhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. New Jersey, dope. Yeah. I went to Rhode Island. I'm like, this is the best neighborhood I've ever seen my life. It's Rhode Island, yeah. Providence?
Starting point is 00:37:25 You go to certain, you know, dude, Star Island. You go to certain parts of South Carolina. Like, oh, my God, I could live here. Oh, yeah. Mississippi. Yeah. I'm every, the United States, that's, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, money. Money buys you real comfort and a nice few.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And certain places are cheaper, though, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can get yourself a crazy house for 800 grand in Mississippi. And it's fantastic. It's a whole different level. Let's take a little break here. Listen, when you're buried in credit card and loan debt, it's human nature to put it off
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Starting point is 00:39:07 i was so tired but i fell asleep at i knew freddie was going to come through i fell asleep and i was like this is the nail in the coffin this is going to break him me and jay you know all we do is text about the Dodgers. Next morning I woke up super early. I text jam, like, I can't believe they have to play tonight after 18nings. They're going to be fucking tired. Otani looks like he goes, they're going to be tired. But remember, Blue Jays are also going to be tired.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I'm like, yeah, you're right. We're more talented. Dude, they looked horrendous. They just looked. They looked like they lost that gap. Now, they were tired. They were tired. And so were Blue Jays, but also they need to win that game because they don't win that
Starting point is 00:39:43 one. The series is over. So it's 2-2. They played a night, you got Snell pitching at home. They should win that one. And then after that, we go to Toronto week, because I'm part of the program, after that we go to Toronto, then he got Yoshi pitching again. Now you're super fuck.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Oh, Yamamoto? That's a guarantee win. So, Yoshi's a guarantee win. So that gives us a story. Really? He's that good. So we just got to win tonight, so key because to win two in Toronto is going to be fucking tough.
Starting point is 00:40:10 So we got Snell tonight. To me, last night, I through. What about Clayton? after the he's 100 years old but after that why though that he played he played only one one inning well he played one end when the bases were loaded as a relief as a reliever and he was even supposed to play but that's how long the game was we didn't have anybody oh so they had to put him in yeah he wasn't supposed to play so that might be his last that's his last year oversee but um wow we got to win tonight that's the whole the last night was a wash i don't give a fuck about that
Starting point is 00:40:40 doesn't worry me tonight we have to so how many people are in your how many relief pitchers are do you have you start with one main guy oh you're talking about in the bullpen you have your starters you have you have your bullpen so i think most teams carry between 14 and 15 look that up chin that's a lot but think you have to use how many you know especially the dodgers are have issues when the starter goes under five endings we're fucked because we got to go the bullpen now that they have see two we made you this has eight relief pitchers with the roster usually can still
Starting point is 00:41:18 have five starters and eight relievers depending on the teams need crazy why do what was our starters are usually the best pitchers that you start with the best guys the most consistent yeah and you have guys that can pitch like just one inning yeah so like
Starting point is 00:41:36 Otani went what he goes six that's why Yomoto pitching complete games fucking insane but like he's a monster you know what he does after that he cleans up the bolt
Starting point is 00:41:48 the uh that night he did no he does it all the time yeah sometime but especially especially that and part of his thing yeah but um like if snow pitches tonight if he goes out under five endings we're fucked we're fucked they have to pitch at least
Starting point is 00:42:03 six why because when you're relying on your bullpen in our bullpen granted that 18 inning game the bullpen pitch lights out But in general, when our bullpen comes in, like when Trennan came in last night, they're hitable. Fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Especially Trennan. It's a fucking, I don't know why you even use him. Here's my thing with that game, with that second game, a third game. They should have walked fucking Otani when he hit that home run. I was like, why are you a bitch man? Yeah, I know. They walked him four times. I know, but I would have walked him then.
Starting point is 00:42:34 That's the problem with fucking baseball. You know how fucking bitch made that is to walk the, first of all, if I paid fucking money to watch Shohei Otani and you walk him you fucking coward doesn't matter it does though this is the problem with this is the no it's strategy it's not though it's bitchness so here's the thing here they need to incorporate a rule where you can only walk a guy once you know he wants yes that's a good rule it's a good rule imagine this imagine this i like the rule but i'm saying if i'm imagine imagine this you're a young kid you're a young kid and your dad saves all's money to take you to Michael Jordan game when you're this in the 90s take your Jordan game and he's hurt so that
Starting point is 00:43:14 fucks it but let's say he plays and they're like he's so good we're just gonna foul him every time yeah you'd like this fucking sucks that's right now move that to baseball you're a young kid your mom saved up every dime to watch him play player's Otani and you get there and they fucking walk him because they can't pitch around him in what world is this okay yeah what kind of bitch shit is this no motherfuckers your pitcher should be able He's paid millions of dollars That's the game
Starting point is 00:43:44 That's the game That's the game And if you can't beat him by pitching Then you don't deserve to win If you have to walk the fucking guy You're a coward Ostraths Theoretically they could walk him
Starting point is 00:43:56 Every single time he was at bat Right yes And now So he'd never get a chance And then we never get to see him The issue is strategically He's the only one that comes up With offense right now
Starting point is 00:44:06 We're in a drought Yeah So if the smart thing you do because of these bitch-ass rules, you should walk Otani every single time. Because nope, Mookie's playing so fucking bad. It's annoying.
Starting point is 00:44:20 And then you got Muncie, who's fucking O for fucking 3,000. He's not doing shit. Will Smith come up every now and then. Tommy Edmund finally got his head out of his ass. So if I'm that Toronto, that bitch-ass Toronto manager, I'm walking Otani every single time
Starting point is 00:44:35 and going, hey, Mookiee, who's fucking former, MVP, fucking nine-time fucking All-Star, I'm walking Otani to get to this guy who's a former MVP, and I'm getting Freddie Freeman former MVP. That's how bad we are right now. But if I took dicks in my ass, and I'm the Toronto Blue Jays cuck fucking manager, I'm walking Otani every single time and ruining the experience for all the kids and all the Dodger fans. Ruining baseball.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Dude, talk about the cuckest move, the cuckiest. move in professional sports. The cuck is cuck. Name another sport where the best guy were like, you can't play. You can't play. Go.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Name it. Name it. Imagine that it drives me nuts. Imagine the NFL did this. When Tom Brady was playing, he's out this game because we can't beat him. You can't play quarterback. Or I can idea.
Starting point is 00:45:30 How about you guys get paid millions, right? And these players get paid millions. I can an idea. How about you come up with a game plan to stop him? Tom can only run. Because this is the fucking. game that's the game yeah imagine that if in the NFL they went one game you can't pass you can't pass over five yards because you're too good at passing yeah and then as a fan you're watching
Starting point is 00:45:49 like what the fuck is this yeah yeah yeah I get it if I was the owner of blue jays I'd go down and like hey man I get it we're trying to win we don't want to win gay though right like we actually want to win dude we we don't want to have an asterick with a big cock next to it that goes they won, but they walked Otani every time. Well, it's always part of the game. Yeah, we did win that, but God, that was gay. It's always been part of the game. It's the number one issue.
Starting point is 00:46:22 So when Otani's going four for four, four home runs, that's what we want, you fucking cuck. Of course. Your pitchers get paid millions of dollars to strike him out. If they can't do it, that's the game. The game's not taking. the him out of the equation and you still get paid you here's the rule if you're going to walk him we deduct your pay 100,000 every time you fucking walk him that's that's a good rule because we're
Starting point is 00:46:47 paying millions of dollars yeah and you guys can't come up with a plan to get pitch around the fucking guy one one one you get one unless it's past the seventh inning because if it's the bottom of the ninth and bases are loaded and you go excuse me i want to use my exception and walk him well fuck me no molligans well fuck me in the ass because as a fan you just robbed me of the experience dude i want to see otani name another fucking sport where this guy's so good you can take him out of the equation you know that i'm gonna say this no dude imagine if they told john jones no i pokes just kidding john dude imagine that or imagine they tell you John, you're so good at grappling, you can only strike.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Alex Beera, you're so good at striking, you can only grapple. There's no difference. It's such a cock behavior. It's a good rule. It's a good, I like where you're going with it. You know what's funny about Atani? He's 6'5, and he's a big man. And the one part of his body that didn't grow is his nose.
Starting point is 00:48:00 It stopped growing at 3 years old. I could use some of those genes. What? He's got a button nose. Look at Chin's nose. No, my nose is big. No, your nose is wide. He's got, O'Tani's got a baby nose.
Starting point is 00:48:10 He's got, my son is three and a half, and my son and he have the exact same nose. The exact same nose. You got to get a profile of it. Oh, the profile. He's got an adorable little, upturned baby nose. He, that's a tiny nose. But see, even mine, when you look at the profile, it looks different. Yeah, go the side.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Look at the, because that's not a good. No, it is, though, because Asians don't have long noses like you. Asians don't have the despicable. There you go. Let me see that one right. Dispickable mean nose. Name an Asian with a big honker. But that's a tiny baby nose, dude.
Starting point is 00:48:40 That's Asians, bro. I don't know your Asians. But no, but see the, I'll say, go to the side. It is half an inch. That looks like a boxer's nose, though. Now that, that's Asian's got an adorable little. Type in any Asian.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Go to beat, well, BTS had some cousins. Yeah, that's a little different. Go to Jackie Chan. None of them have. Go to Yamamoto. Let me see Yamamoto. Yeah, what's this? Yamamoto.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I'll just try to type me Yamamoto. Dodgers. See, that's a little bit of a different nose. They're not, though. They're all the same, dude. He's actually inverted. Yeah, he's got a little bit of it. He's got a baby nose too.
Starting point is 00:49:13 He's got a baby nose. Brian, any agent we bring up, they don't have long pointy noses. Well, let me see some more Asians. Let me see his nose. You got to make sure it's not. He's so fucking good. He's a handsome guy. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:49:28 You got to calm down. How tall is he? Five, ten. You're sure. She's no boo. That's what's so impressive. You know, I became so good at pitching. He throws a javelin for power.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Those the javelin for power. Really? Really? Mm-hmm. Five-10. That's a Google 510. 176. So in fucking dirt. My size.
Starting point is 00:49:52 My size. Wow. There's still a chance for me. He's so good. He's so good, dude. Mm. But so is Otani. Throwing between 76 and 99 miles an hour.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Well, a lot of Asians get plastic surge. That's the problem, yeah. Or not the problem, but that's the thing. They can't type in just Japanese noses, man, because, but even then, there's no honkers. It's just not what they do. Yeah, not what they do. Big noses, big dicks, not their thing. Show me a lie there.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Well, I like your, I like your rule. I like your rule. I think it makes sense. Has people talked about it? Has that been a subject of conversation? I mean, Jay talked about it in rage. you think they're going to walk him a lot? Is it, are they playing tonight?
Starting point is 00:50:39 No, because he went 0 for four last night. So until he just goes off, where they're like, oh, fuck, he's on one tonight. Right. Which is history in the making and you're stealing it from us, you fucking cuck manager.
Starting point is 00:50:50 But, so unless he's just going off, it usually has to go for like two home runs in a row, then like, all right, walk his ass. Right. They even showed the manager when he's going off that night. They go to him, they go, Otani, and he goes, fuck that. He goes, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Like not pitching him. Walk him. Fuck that. He was fuck that. Wow. Because he was on one. He was on one, dude. And you're stealing that from Otani?
Starting point is 00:51:14 Got the W. The entire, no, he didn't that night. We won 18 fucking innings, dude. Yeah, that was crazy. You walked him and he got on base eight times. Did you watch the whole? Everything, Brian. I made coffee to stay up.
Starting point is 00:51:25 And I paid for it. Yeah. I was exhausted yesterday. And you know what? Worth it. Worth it. Sometimes worth it. Worth it.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I text Jay at two in the morning. I go, can you imagine how you we'd feel if we would have lost then it's not worth it no no then i'm jumping off the six street bridge now are they playing tonight they're playing tonight can't get enough can't get enough can't get enough and i'm supposed to go to dinner they better start
Starting point is 00:51:52 fucking hitting dude i'm gonna freak out well there's a good chance i mean blue jays are stacked they're better than i thought i apologize i think there's a very good chance they're going to win this very a chance. Daughter's still favored. Are they? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Yeah, they're stacked. My favorite player's Bo Bichette because daddy played for the Blake Street Bombers, Colorado Rockies, Dante Bichette. At this point, though, it really comes down to, in some ways, mental and physical toughness. Like, you're conditioning. You're conditioning. The pros, dude, mental and physical toughness.
Starting point is 00:52:29 You know, it comes down to execution game plan. Well, that's also part of, like, just consistency. They're pros. They're pros. You're talking about the highest level. the game of course but there are that well now now no it comes to who's hot baseball is different it comes to who's it's the minutia though because if you get a little tired you're not as in good shape you're not it's just those little things you get no with these guys these the pros be everyone's in shape it's also baseball like the it's up it's about who's hot who's who's getting
Starting point is 00:52:54 it going you know it's it's a lot of uppers use in baseball by the way a lot of adderol etc and it's also whatever it takes are they allowed to use that oh yeah whatever it takes it i don't think so it's definitely banned you don't need to google that hold on yeah but some see that there it is tewe yes adderall is banned oh wow but of course it's banned right okay no but i'm this is what i was looking for tewey so it's not necessarily you can use it yeah wow yikes so if you were on adderall and you got in the in the world series you hit home runs and then you got caught what would that mean you just get suspended but the win is still good yeah yeah you get suspended
Starting point is 00:53:41 for the next season that's actually a good question i just answered it i know but that's a good because it's one person and if you got midseason you get it suspended like in the season right guys yeah yeah no it's good that they don't actually take away from the actual the game oh the team yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah interesting because one guy's not everybody get on it don't get on it yeah that walk and roll drives me nuts what's that that walk and roll drives me nuts
Starting point is 00:54:12 oh that's gonna call it walk and roll dude who's so snell's pitching yeah for the dodgers he didn't pitch great he's the man though it's a great series Pacific Northwest kid
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Starting point is 00:56:56 at all times he's a fucking beast though he always looks tired yeah even this was younger too right yeah skinny and tired dude thick boy Tampa Bay Tampa Bay right I know but saying I like it though Jen he had a rap video when he was in I think in high school type in this guy Snell white rapper I'm gonna educate you guys on some Dodgers like snow Lake snow he had a rap video about his baseball skills it's it'll make you'll be he'll be your favorite Tom Aspinall
Starting point is 00:57:34 still can't see by the way look Blake Snell was a rap artist The shit slaps Look at him I keep it in a chill while I keep it I'm about my business While you're about your girl You don't make me head not
Starting point is 00:57:50 You make me gross My future is right And your future is so to them I'm off a game like that When he broke through the On the go like everyone He still had the bags under his eyes even as a teenager. There you go.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Just some people have that. They say it's liver, your liver, right? So you have the bags in your eyes. Some kidney can also just be hereditary. I don't know. He has stewy eyes. Yeah. That motherfucker can pitch.
Starting point is 00:58:14 All right, what do you got you in? So wait. Our boy, Aspinol still can't see out of his eye? Still can't see. Ooh, that's really bad. There it is. Bism, Tom still can't see. Let me see that.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Well, it's 12 minutes, but we'll just play a little bit. Okay. Tom Astano and Cyril, gone. Here's the situation. Everyone needs to shut the hell up. We should save this for Patreon, Chin, because we can play it on Patreon. Very true. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:59:09 All right? You're subscribing to only fans and all that shit, dude, subscribe to us. Let's go. Patreon.com slash TFA.K. This bothered me. Tyler Perry donated to that Bishop guy, Marvin Wynens, $100,000 after finding out the viral video.
Starting point is 00:59:24 All that stuff that happened, the backlash. and let me just show you the guy with their boys i mean this is a weird thing but i'll i'll give you my oh this the last thing on the dodgers you know sidney swiney opened up the game for him last night doing what her gorgeous ass with them huge sweater hitters dude and they lost in front of her dude you believe that shit sydney sweetie's in the stands and y'all are fucking tired that didn't make your dick go boi-o-yoing and hit some fucking dingers for the tits you kidding me dude we lose in front of sydney oh and also that fucking toronto blue june oh and also that fucking Toronto Blue Jays manager.
Starting point is 00:59:59 You want to walk Otani in front of Sidney Swaney, dude? You think that's going to make her attracted to you? You think she's bust out those heavies and you're walking the best player, bud? Think about it. Got to think about it. Cuck behavior, dude.
Starting point is 01:00:14 You're walking guys? If Sidney Sweeney's in the fucking stands, Otani plays. Oh, you're walking. And if I'm a pitcher, and if I'm a pitcher and I'm facing Otani and I see Sydney over there. I'm putting a little oomph in my pepper. I'm going like,
Starting point is 01:00:27 this was for you. Yeah, I'm spit on my hand. And I'm, I'm, I'm throwing what's called junk. I'm throwing Hawk, Tua. And then I'm striking out and looking at and going, winkies. I'll give myself Tommy John surgery over her. I'll be like, hey, I'm going to throw my arm out for you. Oh, I'm going to need Tommy John on my dick after seeing her. While you're at it, fix the tendon in my dick because it's tired of being that hard the whole time. That blue chase manager, you want to walk guys in front of Sydney sweet. I get it in front of fucking Lizzo. But you want to walk guys in front of
Starting point is 01:01:02 Sidney the Sweeney? Are you out your goddamn mind? You out your goddamn mind. Hey, I know the whole game plans to walk the best playing the league. Before you do that, I want you to take a look in the third row. Sweeter puppy stared at you right in the eye. And you're going to fucking
Starting point is 01:01:18 walk O-Tonnie. Walker? Look at her. When she dressed up and wore those boots. Is that? Is that mirror those boots? She wore those she cut her jeans short and she's wearing a whose jersey is she wearing that's Otani buddy
Starting point is 01:01:32 and you're gonna walk him her favorite fucking player bro hey hey you gotta go hey I know he's your boy but I gotta sit him down I gotta sit him down I gotta send him back to the dugout
Starting point is 01:01:45 Hey Blue Jay's manager you just ruined your chances with Sidney the Tits Sweeney Yeah you know what Hey and you know she restores old car Be the Be the manager who goes
Starting point is 01:02:00 Fuck that Well this is what I say Watch this You go like that I'm pitching Oatani You say fuck that I go fuck you My lady to the stands
Starting point is 01:02:11 Is that her mom Hold on I can't get up Is that her mom It says Christy Martin So I don't think so No That's Christy Martin
Starting point is 01:02:20 Hold on Christy Martin's a boxer Right That's her mom's not a boxer Hey real quick you're going to eat a Dodger dog in front of, hold on. Sidney Sweener got a Dodger dog and she has an Otani jersey on. Hey, she's deep-throating a fucking Dodger dog with an Otani jersey on and you're going to walk a tonny?
Starting point is 01:02:41 And look at how cute she was. Oh, you're a gay man, bro. That's some beta shit. That's Christy Martin, the boxer, by the way. Is it really? Yeah. I mean, look. I believe so.
Starting point is 01:02:51 What is she doing next to Sydney? World champion, world champion boxer. Amazing. great boss oh did she play her I don't know that's a good question I doubt it because that's a terrible casting it's a terrible casting can you go back to that picture oh that's like take a look at her that's like me playing
Starting point is 01:03:09 Brad take a look at her what's going on here oh you're just getting no I know about it but what the fuck is going on and you're going to walk Otani I would pitch to Otani I would say I'm going to sit your boy down I'm going to send him back and I'd hit I'd throw the ball right at Oton's face I'd say Sidney Sydney that's your favorite huh
Starting point is 01:03:24 hey I strike him out dinner on me huh you in not hey babe if i walk you i throw the ball right at otani's head every single time and just have to walk him i guess that way god sydney swinney's eating a dodger dog and you have the fucking gall to walk otani is that what the fucking united states has come to plays the title title role of boxer christie martin oh that's a terrible casting oh that's that because what are they Are we just going to tie down her tips? What are they going to do about our Tits?
Starting point is 01:04:01 Oh, click on that picture. Yeah, let me see that picture. This might be like the Shari's Theron thing when she played the monster serial killer. She was incredible. And she got ugly for like a month. Wow. She got thicker for that role.
Starting point is 01:04:14 I bet those quits won't quit when she was on that fucking carb diet. Look what they wrote here too. This is freaking hilarious. The role. She portrays the titular boxer. She also produced. the film i appreciate well she gained 30 pounds in her tits that's incredible let's take a little break
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Starting point is 01:08:00 must be tough oh there's a trailer let's watch it uh and Patreon yeah let's watch that holy shit I'd love to watch that trailer cheesy yeah dogger dog can we watch this can we switch over to Patreon almost let's go through a couple of current events man I want to see this stuff man I know just can't wait till we hit Patreon so this is that
Starting point is 01:08:18 the pastor talking about how freaking Tyler Perry donated $100,000. It's the same guy, right? Yep. No, I'm saying, is that the same guy or those two different guys? There's two different guys, believe it or not, yeah. It's the same guy. And broke out Monday, we have received one person called, and he said, tell my name.
Starting point is 01:08:38 He said, because I know God is in this. Tyler Perry said $100,000. Oh, cool. You got your fucking money, you scumbag. Look, look. it broke out money I remember And then of course
Starting point is 01:08:55 As you can imagine All like the majority of comments are like What about that woman? They're embarrassed Yeah give her the money Yeah give the church the money Like Give everyone that's attending your church
Starting point is 01:09:03 So no he's not beating this You know He's not being this amongst Most white people Black people I don't get They're like you want Well there's
Starting point is 01:09:12 There's a community thing Like Kanye West Will be just fine in that community No or yes or no What are your thoughts? Huh? That's a little different. Is it?
Starting point is 01:09:24 Yeah, this guy just shing. I don't mean, I meant P. Diddy. What are your thoughts on me? I don't know. I don't know. No, because, I mean, fine meaning they're not going to fucking hold them over the coals. I'm saying he'll still have an audience. Or no?
Starting point is 01:09:39 I don't know, man. Yay well, right? Don't talk like they're too old to say. Yay will. Up in this bitch. You know, I'm not, hey, you know what? I'm not black. So I don't fucking know, Brian.
Starting point is 01:09:50 If you have question about the Dodgers, Sydney Sweeney, I'm your huckleberry. If it comes to black guys, I don't know. That would be a question for you, right? Yeah, that's for me, bro. Yeah. I got my ear to the cock. To the street. To the BBC's.
Starting point is 01:10:03 I got my ear to the rap game. Yep. I got my ear on the game. What's this? Well, first, people are saying that Tyler Perry, his demographic is his target audience are church-going members, so that's just, you know, smart business decision. Oh, no, that's a write-off. That's a marketing.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Yeah. I'm sure that guy's huge. Instead of marking on Apple, just give it to this guy and then we'll blast it all over social media. Who's that guy? This is going viral, too. This is Ray J.
Starting point is 01:10:27 He made a guy that sex, Kim Kardashian. And he sponsored our show, too, with his Ray Kohns. He's not Ray Kahn. He's letting himself go. Exactly. Plus, no one knows what he's wearing.
Starting point is 01:10:36 So it's just odd. I like that he doesn't give a fuck with that dad, Bob. Yeah, it's just odd though That's a tummy Yeah That's a guy who's just kind of let himself go All good
Starting point is 01:10:57 This is just Gabriel Oh no sorry, not Gabriel Angel Reese at the Victoria's Secret She's so pretty I didn't realize her body was like this She has a booty too So this is KFC Bar still talking about
Starting point is 01:11:10 She's also 6-3 Yeah Angel Reese became the first ever professional athlete To walk the runway at the Victoria's Secret fashion show and I don't know if I'm allowed to say this or not but fucking I'm just going to do it she brought all of that ass with her I mean she's amazing yeah I mean if you got it like that then you got it like that you know what I'm saying mm-hmm okay if you got it and naturally you got what else was KFC say about it oh let me uh she made statements before so
Starting point is 01:11:44 he's gonna be sexualized wow that's cool She looks super hot. Awesome bucket list achievement. Instead, it's think pieces and outrage galore. The most common reaction has been this one, complaining that Angel Reese in the past has complained about being sexualized, yet now she's walking on the runway in her lingerie. This is the talking point that everybody is parroting, saying the same thing. Previously stated she's being sexualized, now she's on stage in her under. He's circulated in the headlines and the quotes as if it's some sort of gotcha moat.
Starting point is 01:12:12 The same thing happened when she did an interview with sexy red, and at the end she was twerking while sexy red slapped her ass. Now, I obviously understand the sentiment here. I can understand how a lot of people out there would say, you can't complain about being sexualized, but then walk the runway in lingerie in front of millions of people. The problem there, however, is that most people are fucking stupid. So I can understand how and why they came to that conclusion. I also understand that those people are fucking dumb.
Starting point is 01:12:36 If you can't see the difference between dressing sexy in lingerie for other women part of a runway show for one of the biggest fashion brands to ever exist, that versus being sexualized by men, And unwanted attention, you're a lost cause. If you can't understand. Hey, I don't care. Here's my thing. You're a gorgeous lady.
Starting point is 01:12:55 I don't care about her point of view. Victoria's Secret came before she was like, man, people aren't paying attention to me getting rebound. She's like best basketball player, but people aren't paying attention to me grabbing rebounds. They're paying attention to my ass. Because you're beautiful. And then you get Victoria's secret. All good girl.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Yeah, no. The issue, if she was ugly, that's a different. You're getting attention because you're gorgeous and you have a bone structure that is very rare. and men want to breed with you. And women and she's talented. She's a professional basketball thing. And that's what I'm saying. It adds the fact that she's also a professional athlete.
Starting point is 01:13:26 That's hot. Yeah, she's fucking. Yeah. So like don't complain about being sexualized. It's part of what makes you a millionaire. Yeah, if you did, do your thing, girl. Just. So, Brendan, what do you think about these?
Starting point is 01:13:39 Or YouTube, right? He's Kirkland, Nike SB Dunks. I don't know. They're going to sell on a Costco. You can get them at CalWare. the fuck out of those Costco's gonna sell them you know Kirkland that brand that's like
Starting point is 01:13:53 I'm very familiar well I need I need dunking shoes so oh no that's not what they're actually skateboard shoes brand oh I need dunking slash skateboard shoes is what I'm saying so I'd buy those put the red lace in those be fucking crispy okay those aren't for you Brian
Starting point is 01:14:09 I can't wear a pair of crispy kicks you could wear dunks dunks are cool those are dunks crispy kicks it doesn't mean you can i say can i say these are crispy kicks sure all right if the toronto blue jays manager can walk otani you can say crispy kicks how about that yeah these is some crispy kicks bro oh i don't like i said yo though oh you know what you are you're gavinusum i am yeah you see him trying to act all hood no but i like to act on my boy on all the smoke podcast he is he's like yeah y'all know how it is man
Starting point is 01:14:40 i mean growing up you know we eating mac and cheese i'm just eating wonder bread and playing baseball knots up to my arm was worn out you know i grew up in the streets oh boy whoa whoa your dad was a millionaire all right kevin you haven't seen that no oh wow i can't i get embarrassed oh it's hilarious all right what's this jen this is the first female kicker he's smart though what he's doing hbc u history what's up he'll be a contender no oh yeah will they have nobody else yeah okay so i'll just show you this video of her being, or her doing a kick. She's got a brace on her knee. And here's the story of the day right there.
Starting point is 01:15:18 That is Lalani Armenta. And she's going to play and she's going to kick off and maybe even do some field goals tonight. Sure is. As a HBC school? She was on the Jackson State Women's Soccer team. And because of injuries this week during practice, she's going to get her shot tonight to be a kicker. And what an impressive young lady has been and a chance for her. and I'm sure she's pretty nervous at this point
Starting point is 01:15:44 but they have her out there and sweat football is underway in a terrible kick. Hey, listen listen. It looks like history though. Look like my five-year-old kicking. Listen, that's not history. You want history? What school is this? Jackson State, right?
Starting point is 01:16:00 Not shit. Listen, there's a girl's B.C.U. That's so anticlimactic. Yeah, that's like what I expected. But listen, if you know your history of college football, there's a kicker, her name was Katie anida that actually kicked and made field goals at university of colorado and she was a dime piece katie unida katie enida or united colorado kicker type it in something like that
Starting point is 01:16:25 white girl man white girl white girl united yeah although the the the the warlock from jackson state it's cool and that she bloop that kick look at katie an idio for oh jesus christ what you need the fuck really you don't say did you know her um
Starting point is 01:16:48 no she when I came in she was graduating and well you don't there's a whole history of shit there I don't want to get into
Starting point is 01:16:56 really yeah yeah she's very pretty but you all want to celebrate the girl kicking like an idiot like an idiot Let me go back to seeing that.
Starting point is 01:17:08 That was very, very disappointing. Here's the story of the day right there. That is Lalani Armenta. Was this her first time or something? They were in a pinch? Maybe even do some field goals tonight. No, they're trying to make history. Of course, she was on the Jackson State women's soccer team.
Starting point is 01:17:28 And because of injuries this week during practice, she's going to get her shot tonight to be a kicker. and what an impressive young lady has been and a chance for her and I'm sure she's pretty nervous at this point but they have her out there and sweat football is underway in the
Starting point is 01:17:45 That's not good And literally you can grab anybody from the stand That was so bad She stopped and kicked it the way you do a soccer ball It's just different Keep this guy just put that was absolutely terrible Keep going down The quarterback would have kicked further
Starting point is 01:18:02 This guy goes At this point, I'd have made up some crazy story about her having autism and cancer just to justify that kick. He goes, this guy puts, now let's all pretend it was stunning and brave. Onside kick to start the game, that's a bold strategy. So I get this straight. They choose an injured woman to be the first kicker. Oh, I'm sure a healthy soccer player from the same university would have done. Yeah, why she injured?
Starting point is 01:18:30 They should have a guy from the men's soccer team. this is someone else was injured that's why she came in yeah but there i get it but there's no male soccer players too yeah i don't know she also probably just fucked up she probably got nervous and just fucked up yeah jesus that was legit rooting for her too that is yeah but then i saw this about a female rugby oh yeah this looks pretty freaking badass some of these simoan gals oh how are you to form i receive this one is God damn. She's a monster.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Slowed up just to put Shorty the fuck down. Oh my God. Put her thumb all up in her nose and shit. Put her down like an old dog. She's in her nose and shit. Broke the first tackle. She thinks she out of there. Boo!
Starting point is 01:19:17 Oh. Damn. Number 11 out there moving. Quick little stiff arm. She could go all the way. Fowl. These guys are hitting the car. That's that shit with the hemmy in it.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Women's rugby damn there got better stiff arms in the NFL. They could damn near to teach a clinic on proper tackle. My daughter when she played a number. She was ninth grade and she was playing the cross and there was a Samoan gal, and it was like that. A girl's $240,000. Sheet or whatever they call this right here got to be one of the scariest woman Iver. Jesus Christ, she's a hoss. Yeah, I like this guy's count.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Can we have this instead the WMBA? I'm with them, man. This would be weird. I don't feel enough big girls in America though to make that thing. Oh, that girl got absurd. We don't call for Henry for no reed safe to say This shit ain't for the week of horror
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