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Episode Date: October 30, 2025The guys recap Bryan getting scammed by "Amy Poehler" and talk David Blaine's first special, Halsey struggling with album sales, AI music, how much the price of rent has changed since the 90'...s, the World Series, controversial "walking" in baseball, Blake Snell rapping, current events around the world including Brendan's rant about Sydney Sweeney not being utilized enough at the World Series and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet winsDone With Debt - Go to http://donewithdebt.com/ and talk with one of their specialists, FOR FREESignos - Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code Fighter. That’s signos.com, code Fighter for $10 off select plans todayO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at http://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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You know Sidney
opened up the game for him last night
and they lost in front of her, dude?
Are you kidding me, dude?
We lose in front of Sydney, Sweeney?
Think about it.
Got to think about it.
Got to think about it, dude.
You're walking?
If Sidney Sweeney's in the fucking stands,
Otani plays, I'll be like,
hey, I'm going to throw my arm out for you.
Are you out your goddamn mind?
You out your goddamn mind?
Hey, I know the whole game plans
to walk the best playing the league.
Before you do that,
want you to take a look in the third row.
Whose jersey is she wear?
That's Otani, buddy.
And you're going to walk him?
her favorite fucking player bro you just ruined your chances with sydney the tit swing yeah yes we did because
we back at it again it's the fighter and the kid this is really the fighter and the kid come on
what's up pal nothing buddy i'm a little smogged out right now are you see my nose it's just i do see
that it's just the carbon monoxide i was face time with my buddy and he goes one thing about age huh
your nose and ears keep growing i was like you know
especially on face notes right there yeah it really brings up my nose I was doing
gold now with Chris and Eric and me and Chris were talking about you getting a scam by
Amy Pollard yeah I go we could not stop laughing I know you got the message save that for
golden hour because I'm going on goal now but dude they they fucking Eric goes wait
because Eric had no idea we tell him the story he's like are you shit in me and he goes
this means Brian did no research he goes go to Amy Poller's podcast have you seen it
there's no zoom it's only in person and it's all females dude i was surprised you did zero
research i was like oh man amy i mean i don't look into it at all you don't look into it at all
i just know her and i was like you know i haven't talked to her in a long time and i was like
oh maybe no i just i had no idea you didn't look into the bike like not at all we brought it up
on gold hour and you look at the guess and it's like oh where did you think you're going to fit
into this thing bro we were laughing the eric was like are you shitting me like no dude he was
Just go to her fucking page.
I didn't do that.
Didn't do that.
I was like,
oh,
this is great.
Amy.
Chris was like,
I don't get it.
It's not even like Brian's that old.
I DM'd Amy too.
I was like,
hey,
girl,
I'm looking forward to doing the podcast.
She didn't get back to you.
I don't think I haven't checked.
And she did it.
You know,
you know,
it's just fuck,
dude.
I'm like,
if you look at the guess,
it's so funny.
Well,
all right.
It's clear.
There's no,
it's Amy Pollard.
There's no Zoom.
There's no,
there's no,
there's no bros like oh brad oh but you know there is no it's come the thing like
like you would always look at me like oh boy you know i was always like you guys aren't that
close yeah that's what i mean chris are saying you're not that close no i knew her for years i knew
i actually we were pretty close i mean i but when's the last time you talked to her um 15 years
yeah so it's like maybe 20 the point is that it's what the chris is like just go to her
sight and he's like look at the what was Brian fucking thinking i'm like no no i know i know
i know Brian well he just didn't look into it yeah really that's all they 20 years ago now here's
the thing now that i think about it it's preposterous all right maybe 18 the point is this
i saw her a couple times yeah um it's so fucking funny wow time flies too it's so fucking
i mean i was with amy when she got saturday night live wow we were in nantucket and i would like
she was when she was dating will arnett and we were it was me bradley cooper will arnette everybody
and we were uh amy and will had rented out of place in nantucket and like i was like i was
i remember amy was not even known and she had just got an s&l and i was like and i was like
and i was like and i would go every time we'd be in a coffee shop something i was like
amy poll her i said sennel you're on sennel and she'd be like oh shut up and being all embarrassed
and ha ha ha ha and then i'd be like mad tv and i was like ah getting recognized you know blah
blah we'd always do this we'd have these ongoing bits but it's a long time we were
a long time ago, bud.
Yeah.
And you thought.
Didn't have kids, wasn't married.
Didn't have any gray hair.
Wow.
Dude, if you go to her page, it's so preposterous.
Where does the time go?
Have you got her page, though?
It's like, oh, buddy.
Safe to say that she never, she hasn't thought about me in a little while.
It's so fucking funny, dude.
It's hilarious.
Oh, that story made my week.
Dude, you, you got up out of your chair.
Oh, dude.
Oh, God.
It was good, man.
God is good.
I got God is good
I got God
I got that one's funny
God that one's so fucking funny man
It's all good
No harm no harm turn the page
Turn the page
Turn the page
Nobody got hurt turn the page
Turn the page
Nobody got hurt turn the page
I'll just promote my special
On my socials
We got it man
It's all good
Good reviews
I don't read the comments
I hear though
Yes people on page page
Patreon are also saying the same thing
They loved it
yeah specials are tough these days
oh it's just a set
even if you really saw netflix it's like
it's hot for maybe a day
like tim dillon dropped his and but then some other
big show came out he's like oh i got kicked out of the top five
in like less than 12 hours wow he's like you're there
and that's 10 wow yeah i mean he's massive
jeez yeah just isn't that crazy lay of the land
lay of the land yeah you can't bank on
You can't bank on specials, like a special.
I mean, there's some outliers
with like Shane Gillis and stuff
when he releases on YouTube.
But like there's some outliers,
but in general,
like you used to release a special
in order to get more fans,
more eyeballs to sell more tickets on the road.
It's just not that case.
It's just not the deal anymore.
Now it's like, you know,
a kid, some young kid doing some shit on TikTok
is going to sell more tickets than a special.
That's right.
Yeah.
Like him doing a skit that goes viral
is going to sell 10fold,
more tickets than you really should know. Good special.
I was just talking about that.
It's just, that's what it's just, that's what it is.
Sitting for an hour or 20 minutes.
No, no, no. You gotta have one clip that goes viral. That's dope. That, that one clip
that you spend whatever it is, 20 minutes editing and posting is you do more than you doing
a year long road work and posting it for an hour.
Well, that's exactly right. One clip.
David Blaine said this a while back, probably maybe five years ago.
maybe, I don't know. And he said, I was talking to these YouTubers. And when I levitated as a magician,
that trended for 10 years. Like, I'm the guy who levitates. Before social media and all that.
For social media. So when I had a special on ABC, which was, can you look up when that was,
that literally made him world famous for 10 years, which comes with crazy money. It comes with
private shows for you know sheiks it comes for all that 97 so that's 1990 fucking seven and that was
going strong until about 2015 here's what's interesting so if david bann announced now let's say
he's never levitated before if he announced now on a bc i'm levitating you might get 300,000 people
tune it oh dude like it's just not said so he goes it's just not the meeting said so i did that and
And that trended for 13 years, you know, everybody was still talking about it.
He said, there was a girl who said, I was going to do it now, and then a manager, and she was
a YouTuber, and she said, man, that could, that could trend for, I bet you that would trend
for like five days.
And he started laughing.
He goes, five days?
She goes, I mean, not that long.
Dead serious.
Not that long, that's serious.
And now it'll trend for a day if you're really good.
a day if it goes super viral think about that day if it goes super viral it has to be something that's out of
the norm so what what are we doing here what's happening you know you have people like halsey saying i can't
do an album now nobody i can't do an album because no people don't listen albums yeah and also my last
album that did like really well 300 000 or something or i don't know what it was but she was like
nobody like it's not enough it's like yeah but the record
industry's changing too where they're not going to pay you to do 15 songs no like you need one single
trans kids use it for a tic-tok so that we because we have all started consuming but on that same
but on the same side there's there's old bands that were they had their knee shot in so they're
big back in the day like when i was a teenager and then somehow they become viral on ticot like in
background music or on a viral video and then they can tour again because we're like do this song like the
young kids like this song's dope who is this oh it's fucking creed or it's or it's nickel bath
the most the most disconcerting and you have these musicians listening to these AI versions of
like Eminem doing blues and I don't know if you've heard that chin as a musician but it's so
unbelievable dude we've talked about that but I think Rogan talks about every podcast too
I think it's incredible but I know Brendan doesn't dig it as much no the problem is it's
incredible yeah and the problem is it's not a real
singer and the problem is it's undeniably incredible it's in so you go like this you go now you still
need m&m to write those lyrics and so the interesting thing is like AI becomes what a tool to
enhance your self-expression okay or you don't need a big production anymore you can do it from your
living room so it creates more artist that's right yeah that's right that's right I think it's
I think ultimately it's all coming into our hands
and we can do everything ourselves.
But you still need the distribution channels.
You still need...
Not really.
Not really.
Not really.
Huh?
What distribution channel?
YouTube?
I would say it would have to be coupled
with something like the World Series
or Monday Night Football.
What do you mean?
Well, you can still make a lot of money
as, like say, the Allstate guy, right?
Because you're doing commercials
that are reaching a lot of people when they're watching something like football,
something like baseball.
But music, you don't need that.
YouTube, you don't need that at all.
If you have your niche audience, you have 100,000 people, you're bawling.
Can I say something real quick?
Because this goes into that.
I've always believed, especially when I was younger, that if you have great music,
you're going to make it, you know, there's a good chance you'll make it if you're just
consistently amazing, right?
Yeah, that's not true.
It's definitely not true when you get old to you realize that, right?
And then suddenly when you get old, you realize that, right?
And then suddenly when you get to sign with these big labels, and by the way, this is just
allegedly, right, you sign with these big labels, you have way more access to so many different
types of technology.
One thing I remember seeing, and I was so freaking brokenhearted about it, because I met some
people, and I went into this house, and I went to a room.
I went into a room, and I saw hundreds, if not thousands of iPhones, or your cell phones,
and then computers and everything, iPads.
and what are they doing?
They're streaming these songs.
So these big companies pay people to do that
to up the numbers of the stream.
That's what Tom McDonald was saying.
I was so fucking shit.
I literally saw that in person.
I was in the room and I'm like,
this fucking, it breaks my heart.
So they're all gaming the system.
I mean, at the very tippity top,
imagine some of the biggest artists you've ever known.
Even though they're great music.
This is what Drake was saying about, you know,
this is what they're like Drake and all that stuff.
Spotify was doing certain stuff with his numbers because he didn't dispute with them.
So they can control all that.
That's not right.
It's not, but that's just, that's life, man.
But it's not like, and I think it has to be fought.
And I don't know how you fight it.
Yeah, I mean.
You're not going to fight it.
And if you're like fighting it, good luck, especially unless you're, it has to be like a
guy like Rogan, even with the Spotify numbers.
Like even on Apple, like when we were number one for how long, it's like, yes and no, we're
number one, but there's also time of release and new fan subscribing, but you're not getting
more views than say, fucking, you know, some of these other huge names, but we were listed above
them because the algorithm, so it looked, it appeared that way. So I did a Ronda Rousey video,
like a stitch and it got something like a million views and I got from, I went from a million
followers to 1.1 million followers. The question is, how many, what does that mean? What does that actually
mean what does it mean were they watching all of it what were they watching some of it what do you mean it means
they saw it and it made people outside of your followers and they're like oh i like it and you got new
followers that's not fake yeah it's not fake no those numbers are not fake they don't put those numbers
no well hold on so but if you have 1.1 when you post something it's not going to 1.1 million people
that's suppressed you got to pay to reach all those people you have to pay yes
it's such a weird thing it's it's so weird i mean it's like i think christ de stepheno said it's it's
it's like playing a beer game where the reward is more beer like what are we doing like what is
happening and what is this game that we're doing like i'm not sure i don't know but you better
learn it yeah but it's it's it's a constant moving target right so learning it is what what does
that even mean can go to editing getting you know what i got all that deals
percent but and coming up with creative ideas like now it's always but you got to do that every day
all day yeah man and there's that's what people do what i'm saying though is and and and like what
is it's band goes smaller and smaller so pretty soon it's like does that translate i don't know i don't know
what this end game is i don't know where we're going i think the younger generation's going to realize
how toxic it is and wean off of it and becomes a thing of the past and and and and the cream will rise to the
top you still got to do. Yeah, you shouldn't have to do work, but I think the younger
generations are like, like once the actual evidence comes out, the younger audience
are like, holy shit, it's like cigarettes. It'll be like cigarettes. They're like, holy fuck,
can you imagine? People should just sit on this all day. Right. So, and also like if you look
at young men, right, their phone, really, like you have so many young men because of online
dating, there are a lot of men left out of that pool. And what they really have is gambling. They
have porn they have video games yeah their fingertips okay and then they have doom scrolling
and all of that shit all of that shit leads to exactly well less than nothing no less than
you end up alone and oh let's add SSRIs to that well yeah but then then you end up alone but then
then then it becomes self-hatred and then you find a group from all over the world that feels the
same and now you have a crew there you go and then of just of just you know and you know and
And young men, if they don't have anywhere to go,
they'll spiral into a hate ball.
Yeah.
Right?
And so it's kind of a war on our youth and war on.
I was thinking about this.
They're smart though.
The youth is smart.
100% they're smart because they go hold on.
I totally agree.
Like a lot of them go, hold on.
This is.
I don't think that, I agree.
I think that young people are way smarter than we give them credit for.
I know there because I have a 14 year old.
I have a 17 year old.
And they're very aware of this.
And they're like, I'm not, you know, like,
this is bad for you now that doesn't mean that they don't get caught on their phones no yeah
it's going to take a while it's going to be a while it's going to be a while it's going to be a while
it's going to be a hot second yeah would you outlaw porn would you outlaw online gambling would
you outlaw no no no right i wouldn't like just some people have proms right
you know because you start outlaw on that stuff and then it's like where do you stop
And you're doing it for the exception, really.
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slash audio limited time offer i do understand like would china where they where they are now um i think
you've got to have a college degree or a graduate degree to be an influencer now and you're only
allowed to post educational content and stuff like that for them and i understand why they're doing
that because they they very quickly can see how toxic this shit is and i and i know yeah but the problem
with that is college not for everyone you're going to miss out a lot of talented people like most
the talent isn't the college type, so then, okay, so then, so then your creativity is going to go
way down, because you don't have dorkes, malorgas posts in this stuff. So then it just becomes
irrelevant. Very smart. And people are like, dude, this content sucks. You're a very, you're a very
smart guy. You know, you're, you're, you always surprised me that with the fact that that's
absolutely the liability. When you have too much order and you get rid of all the chaos,
you, you do so at the expense of creativity. Big time. Like even, even T had some, you know,
No, no school.
But you're, you know, I got to just compliment you for a sec, because you're a guy who I always
thinks a lot of times is not that interested in these ideas, and then every time it comes
down to it, you always are very clear-headed on exactly what is worth time, what is worth
fighting for and what's not.
The one thing you are very aware of is sort of where we stand and why we stand.
Like, that's a really, that's a really important thing to know.
and I don't know where you came up with that.
Probably you, buddy.
Maybe me or maybe just your instinct, you know?
Yes and no.
I was also a bit of a meathead, you know, this, hanging around you.
I was like, I got to get my shit together.
Because I didn't have to.
Right.
I was able to get through with sports and being a meathead.
Yeah, but your instincts.
But then once you get in.
But you always loved artists.
Oh, yeah.
I was always interested in it, but it was just, I wasn't watering that flower.
Yeah.
Because there was no room for it.
But you looked over there and you went, okay, they may not be built to run through walls,
but there's something there's something there right they've got a creative mind and i want to live in a
society like that yeah yeah so you were able to put that together a lot of people aren't like you you
were able just now to articulate the importance of chaos the balance of chaos in order but i was thinking
this you know how like uh you know i listen all these podcasts i don't really listen to me i just listen
a podcast and there's how the world and anarchy and all this stuff and i was thinking maybe it's
because i live out in austin austin now and i'm you know i'm kind of in the middle of nowhere i was
thinking if you didn't have TV, if you weren't watch, let's say you were like, dude, I'm going
off the, I'm going off the grid. You have no TV, no cell phone. And you were just living
life, just like dropping the kids off of school, doing your thing, going to stand up,
we're doing your thing. Would you, would your anxiety with the political climate, with everything,
how much has it actually affected? If you weren't paying attention to the left, the far left, the far
right, how much would you actually like, oh my God, things are so bad? How much would you
There's that Chinese saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I was thinking about, I'm like, well, hold on.
In my daily routine, my daily life, like, no one's forcing transgender shit pronouns on me.
No one's like, yeah, the inflation that affects me a little, like for sure it affects me.
But overall, I'm like, you would be like, I don't, wait, there's chaos going on there now?
Yeah, so there's a saying in Chinese, the heaven is high and the emperor is far away, meaning that shit's way over there.
and heaven's high
like just you focus on your garden
that's all you can do now
here's the only catch to that as we know
if you're not interested in politics
it's interested in you
no I know so that's the only
catch no I know I know and you know we're interested in it
I'm just saying I mean I hear you if you didn't have
if you were off the grid
in everyday life someone came up to you and were like man
it's crazy right it's actually pretty dope
wait what's going on right
and so it changed us what fucked us up
would change everything for us
was when they said you have to wear a mask
and your kids have to wear a mask.
What'll change the thing is when Canada
you have a car and you're going two miles an hour
over the speed limit and your car starts to go
beep, beep, beep, and then it's reported.
It's reported to the authorities.
And you know what?
Because you're lending yourself to global warming,
which is...
If you didn't have social media, you'd have no clue about that.
If there was no sensationalization of all that stuff,
you'd like...
No one's fucking with my car.
That's right.
I think that the only thing
that social media does maybe is
gets us aware of
government overreach.
As people in the government...
But almost too much.
Like you'll read a headline and I'm like,
oh my God. I can't do it.
We're so screwed.
Yeah, I can't do it because it interferes with my creativity.
Yeah, but then when you step back from me,
you're like, are we screwed?
Yeah.
Like I...
Well, this is what I always say.
Are we being gamed?
Yes.
You know?
Like, this is all on purpose.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm being gamed here.
Because I'll talk to somebody.
who's quote unquote a democrat a liberal a progressive leveling and i'll talk to them and they'll be
like well that's not what i'm saying i'm just saying this and you go okay you know um but even
i mean you know rogan one of the most educated people went oh even he he had somebody on he's like
yeah he said this politician said this about you know um transsexual something like that and the lady
goes is that true and wrong is that that's what i read but he's smart enough we goes we should
double check that because my was taking out context we did that with me remember when i i don't know it was
you and then and then you guys look at and he goes oh yeah i was a little bit out of context i said i said
that's so important you're sure about that jo rogan i think that's so important yes that's only
wait wait hold on before we go too hard on this lady let's and now she sucks cop she's terrible
but let's let's not yeah let's just double check let's not be like these younger kids
that have no record like let's look at it i always like to do that i i like to do that you're good at that
There's that sort of like Islamic invasion of Europe, which there are a lot of young Islamic men
who are taken from war-torn countries who are not assimilating, and all of a sudden they become
radicalized.
And there's al-Avahabbar being called.
And I understand people who in France, people in England who come from generations of people
from France and England, saying we're losing our national character.
This was a Christian nation.
I can understand all of that.
When you start looking at the larger picture, it is a little bit more.
nuanced than that there there are there are caveats like so you just have to take the whole thing
into context i like to do that well but even you know me especially when coming to sports i was talking
tiger and boss started wrestling i was talking the parents there and we're talking about baseball
and they're talking about football and they have four kids i don't know these people they they recognize
me like oh you make sense tiger boss you're doing wrestling we start talking and they're and i'm asking
about certain leagues like in the area and uh there's one league i've heard some things about i go
your kid was not legal yeah and uh she goes yeah but you know that they're five they don't keep
score and you know they're a little loosey-goosey on the rules i go that that's insane that's so
stupid what a what a woke and i kind of go off that's what i would do i kind of i get i get
heated i kind of go off and she goes oh well hold on hold on my other son played in that same league
and he's a professional athlete now.
And also, they're four and five,
and we don't want to turn them off from the game.
And you and I are not experts
on raising four and five-year-olds.
They are, like, in a way.
Yeah, yes and no, but she was just like,
what are you talking about?
And she was like, there's no woke movement.
So embarrassing.
She was like, there's no woke movement.
They're four and five.
We want the kids have fun and not be restricted by the rule
and not just pay attention to the screen.
And I was like, oh, no, I'm like, yeah.
I apologize, I went, my bet.
My 17-year-old daughter, I start going off.
My daughter goes,
I'm not saying that.
I'm aware of that side of the argument.
But it's not all that.
And no, not all of us feel that way.
All I'm saying is as a woman,
and she was making a context.
And I was like, oh, man, I get heated up.
I thought you were attacking.
Even when Tiger, like, when there's a new school,
I'm like, come here, buddy.
I'm like, if there's any, like,
They'll refer to them as unicorn rooms, rainbow rooms, okay?
If there's some safe place where some of your buddies are going and tell them that they feel like a woman, you let your dad know right now.
And then also, if they're calling you the white devil, because if you're raised, even though you're half Mexican be like, if they're calling you the white devil and they're just pushing this weird thing on you, you let me know.
And he was like, what the fuck are you talking?
And I'm like, there's, there's no war?
There's no war to be had?
And I go, you let me know at recess.
If they're trying to suppress your alpha energy as a young boy, you let me, are they not letting you wrestle?
Are there no kickballs and footballs?
He's like, the fuck are you talking about?
I'm like, you guys have like kickballs and footballs?
He goes, yeah.
And I go, there's no like safe rooms for like gay kids going to.
And he's like, what are you talking?
I'm like, you dad's crazy.
I am so sorry.
I am so far off.
That's so funny.
It's great.
You know, it's great to realize, like, you're not being gamed.
You'll always hear, my father told me, you'll always hear people say, you know, it never used to be like this.
Or now, we're more divided than ever.
You mean, like, the Civil War in our country?
You mean like, Vietnam?
You mean, like, we just keep going down a list.
It's just that it's more accentuated with, you're being gamed with your algorithm.
Yeah.
But people have always...
It's not that bad.
No.
In fact, I was saying this, too, to somebody.
You know, even the left and the right, we still argue along the same for the same principles.
So the left is like, they're threatening democracy.
And we're like, they're threatening democracy.
But we all believe in democracy.
It's always been that way.
Yeah.
It's never been doing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's always been that way.
Some people...
It's just more sensationalized now because of social media.
So now everyone has access.
Yeah.
Like, I think Mom Dani, who I don't like, he's a socialist, but he was arguing for a 2% increase in
taxes you know and they was talking about how some parts of new york have no no grocery stores at
all because they just can't get investment so you can't shop you have to go he's like if we had
a government subsized grocery store there you can understand sometimes that he's talking about
very specific instances so even that i i have to listen i have to be like all right let me put my
let me because i'm already don't like the guy but let me i don't know enough i don't like him
yeah i look into but he but even like he's a communist all that shit that none
None of that matter. He could be pro polygamy. None of it matters. His whole messaging is I'm going to lower rent in New York. For the average person in New York, it's so preposterous. It's like it's up 99% or something like that. There are no average New Yorkers anymore. No, of course. They've all moved out. It's too expensive. But LA too. So if any without if I'm new. If I'm new if run on where the fuck you want transgender, they, them. What if you just go, you're running with that. You go, I will guarantee you I will lower your rent.
people are like, oh, I'm in.
I'm in on that. That's all it is.
What happened with, let me look at that,
average rent is $4,000 per month.
And that's for a tiny place.
I mean, look, New York,
what happened with New York
is the richest people from everywhere from China to Russia.
Type in average rent in 1990.
They moved there.
So it's an unlivable city for the average New Yorker.
If you don't have rent control in New York,
you ain't living in New York.
If you're a regular Joe, you're not living in New York.
In 1990s,
620 bucks
Wow
Yeah
And it was
And you know what was great
About New York
It was a great
They always say
It's a great city to be broken
It's a great city to be broken
You can make your
Something to do
And always something to do
Yep
And you could afford it
There was always food
There was always something
You could always make it work
And more importantly
It had real character
You had real New Yorkers
Who lived in apartments
Who met at their local bar
New York was
And you had neighborhoods
In New York
That were incredible
And it's just when Jimmy Burke, the Prince of New York,
where I would go to his neighborhood
or we would go downtown, there was just certain areas.
I remember when then Jimmy was in his neighborhood
and these guys were acting up.
They were acting fools in his cousin's bar.
And Jimmy and a couple of hard-nosed Irish guys
walked up to those guys and went, hey, hey, hey,
you want to behave like a gentleman,
we'll treat you like gentlemen.
This is my neighborhood.
You want to behave like a jerk off.
we're going to treat you like a jerk off.
It was very clear.
There were certain rules
and that was in the neighborhood
and there was support.
Hey, if I gave you unlimited money,
where would you live?
I'm talking upper 1%
where would you live?
Money's not an issue.
You can live wherever you want.
Where would you go?
I got to pick one place.
You'd probably go California,
wouldn't you?
Would you go Manhattan?
I'd go on Manhattan Beach.
Yeah.
I'd go on Manhattan Beach with a view of the ocean.
Because you're not worried about
the tax because if you have that much money,
You're not where tax is.
It's a very hard place to argue with.
When you wake up and you look out your window,
your large panes of window,
and it's 75 and breezy,
and there's the ocean.
And I can go stroll and play some tennis,
get a workout in, walk the beach.
Don't have to drive.
Don't have to drive.
So that eliminates traffic.
Get myself a delicious cup of coffee
from my coffee spot.
Lodge of games not too far.
And if I do have to drive,
I'll get in my golf cart or my electric scooter
and go down to Manhattan,
and have a nice meal at salt, love and salt with my lady.
It doesn't get much better than that.
Now, Napa Valley, Marin County has got something to say.
Santa Barbara?
There's just not enough, yeah, I can do enough life.
Not enough life, right?
I mean, I don't need to be on top of people, but I don't.
But L.A. is a real city.
It's just the traffic.
It's just the traffic.
But when you're in the bubble of Hermosa Beach,
Manhattan Beach
really hard to argue with
so I think about it
every 10 minutes
oh really moving back
I just think about that question
every 10 minutes
where would you go
I give you 30 million dollars
right now
I don't know
I don't I've never thought about it
I really haven't thought about it
there's certain parts that I miss about LA
but I don't because I get to go there
I was there two weeks ago shooting the show
I got to go back this week shooting that show.
That traffic is so bad where it makes me go, fuck this, man.
And then also you see how everyone's on top of each other, how busy it is.
I just, I'm like, oh, God, after coming out here.
Yeah, and here's the other thing about it.
The truth is, I also want my children.
So my children, when my children are happiest and thriving, that's where I want to live.
So in a way, when you ask me that, it's not Hermosa Manhattan.
It's not Hermosa Manhattan.
Now, I'm asking that because you have old.
older kids, but you have little kids, too?
Little kids, too.
I would, so let's see, that's a different question.
It's a different question because the people in Texas are really love.
Let's say kids are older out of the house.
All of them are older out of house.
You're probably going Manhattan.
I'm going to Napa Valley.
I'm going to Manhattan.
I'm going to Manhattan.
But I mean,
but I'm not going to New York, no.
But Manhattan Beach.
You know, Hermosa Beach.
I mean, it's so hard to argue with.
It's just like, how do you argue with the beach?
I'm a little different because I really don't go out.
You're more of a people person.
You'll go out.
You'll go out.
You do your thing.
I'm good if I just had a lot of land
and if I have my own shop
and I can have people come there
I'm good with it.
Yeah, yeah, it depends on what your needs are.
But when you see the ocean every day,
it's hard to argue with that air
that's something about that ocean, man.
Here's the thing about the ocean.
I mean, it's cool to see, but...
Oh, I don't go to the beach.
Don't get me wrong.
Oh, no, you're not going to find me at the beach.
You know, I love the beach.
I love the beach.
When I first moved L.A.,
I was surfing all the time.
I love the beach.
We play beach volleyball.
Great.
When you're there, when you actually live on the beach,
here's the thing for people that never lived in LA,
and the people that live close to the beach.
I've lived Marina Del Rey.
I was, my townhouse was on the beach.
My backyard was the beach.
Yes.
After about four or five months, you go, okay.
And you just, you never really go.
You take you for granted.
We would go to the beach on a Sunday when I organized it,
and that was great, and that was fun.
Far few in between?
Sure.
And then somehow, we just,
find a reason not even now like i'm on lake
Travis like you know
access to boats jeskeys i'll give you a boat
you won't get in it i got it told you that
listen we've been here what five months now almost six
now that tiger has fucking baseball every weekend we haven't
since he started travel ball we haven't been on the
we have a friend who has a boat bought a boat yeah he's on the
on lake Travis or on the lake has not gotten in the boat
yet well that's the best that's the by he goes listen you're on the
lake everyone they tell you get a boat it's the worst mistake you
Because you're just on.
It costs so much money to maintain the slip.
What are you going to do?
And you're going to use it like twice.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
You want to go swimming?
Okay.
Cool.
You have a pool.
You want to get in that lake.
Yeah, it's just what it is.
Where would you live, Chin?
Money's not an issue.
Where would you live?
It's funny to say that, though.
I've never really thought about that.
But when we were in Nashville, I think for one of your shows, went to Nashville.
And me and my ex at the time, or X now, but my girl at the time.
We were just driving around looking out all the different houses.
We're like, this would be a freaking dope-ass place to live.
So Nashville.
Here's the thing, because you drive around a dope place to live, here's the thing.
What you realize is any state you go to, there's going to be a part that you would be happy to live in with money's not an issue.
Every state has that area.
So when you think of Nashville, when you think of South Carolina, when you think of, you know, Sharles,
it parts of Florida, Montana, there's areas in there that are built for people with a lot of
money and they all kind of look the same. And it's the best place you've ever bit. And they're
built for the elite and they're built for those pro athletes, even in Salt Lake City. Those,
there's are those areas in Salt Lake. I'll find you that place in Albuquerque. I'll find
that place in San Antonio. In New Orleans. So in New Orleans, right, if you're in the French
district, you don't want to raise kids there. It's fucking dicey.
but you go three miles
it's called the garden state garden area
you go three miles
and you're Sandra Bullock's house
Matthew McConaughey
the Hoosoot that's where the New Orleans Saints live
and you're like oh my God
I could live here
oh could you yeah yeah
oh could you
yeah there are now there's like
LA has multiple areas like that
that's why LA's great and you go to Pasadena
you go to Burbank you go to it's a real city
there's so many areas you could live in
but every state
has that, everywhere.
Now, do you not like Nashville?
Speaking of...
I like Nashville.
I'm just,
my thing is,
unless weather is an issue,
like if, you know,
Nashville gets a little cold.
So like Utah, Denver,
the snow,
fuck off.
Montana, fuck off.
The snow I can't do.
Yeah.
So take away snow,
but I'm just saying,
let's say the weather
was the same everywhere.
If you live in one of those areas,
it's awesome.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
New Jersey, dope.
Yeah.
I went to Rhode Island.
I'm like, this is the best neighborhood I've ever seen my life.
It's Rhode Island, yeah. Providence?
You go to certain, you know, dude, Star Island.
You go to certain parts of South Carolina.
Like, oh, my God, I could live here.
Oh, yeah. Mississippi.
Yeah.
I'm every, the United States, that's, it's fucking awesome.
Yeah, money.
Money buys you real comfort and a nice few.
And certain places are cheaper, though, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can get yourself a crazy house for 800 grand in Mississippi.
And it's fantastic.
It's a whole different level.
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los angeles i'm sorry about your dodgers this looks like it's getting dicey we got two to two here
oh no i'm not worried now i did say up to two a m because they played 18 annes i was i fell asleep at
i was so tired but i fell asleep at i knew freddie was going to come through i fell asleep and i was
like this is the nail in the coffin this is going to break him me and jay you know all
we do is text about the Dodgers.
Next morning I woke up super early.
I text jam, like, I can't believe they have to play tonight after 18nings.
They're going to be fucking tired.
Otani looks like he goes, they're going to be tired.
But remember, Blue Jays are also going to be tired.
I'm like, yeah, you're right.
We're more talented.
Dude, they looked horrendous.
They just looked.
They looked like they lost that gap.
Now, they were tired.
They were tired.
And so were Blue Jays, but also they need to win that game because they don't win that
one.
The series is over.
So it's 2-2.
They played a night, you got Snell pitching at home.
They should win that one.
And then after that, we go to Toronto week, because I'm part of the program,
after that we go to Toronto, then he got Yoshi pitching again.
Now you're super fuck.
Oh, Yamamoto?
That's a guarantee win.
So, Yoshi's a guarantee win.
So that gives us a story.
Really?
He's that good.
So we just got to win tonight, so key because to win two in Toronto is going to be
fucking tough.
So we got Snell tonight.
To me, last night, I through.
What about Clayton?
after the he's 100 years old but after that why though that he played he played only one one inning
well he played one end when the bases were loaded as a relief as a reliever and he was even supposed to
play but that's how long the game was we didn't have anybody oh so they had to put him in yeah he wasn't
supposed to play so that might be his last that's his last year oversee but um wow
we got to win tonight that's the whole the last night was a wash i don't give a fuck about that
doesn't worry me tonight we have to so how many people are in your how many relief
pitchers are do you have you start with one main guy oh you're talking about in the bullpen
you have your starters you have you have your bullpen so i think most teams carry between 14 and
15 look that up chin that's a lot but think you have to use how many you know especially
the dodgers are have issues when the starter goes under five endings we're fucked because we got to go
the bullpen now that they have
see two we made you this has
eight relief pitchers with the roster usually can still
have five starters and eight relievers
depending on the teams need
crazy
why do what was our starters are usually the best
pitchers that you start with the best guys the most
consistent yeah and you have guys that can pitch
like just one inning yeah
so like
Otani went what he goes six
that's why Yomoto
pitching complete games fucking
insane
but like
he's a monster
you know what he does after that
he cleans up the bolt
the uh that night he did
no he does it all the time yeah sometime but
especially especially that and part of his thing
yeah but um
like if snow pitches tonight if he goes out
under five endings
we're fucked
we're fucked they have to pitch at least
six why
because when you're relying on your
bullpen in our bullpen
granted that 18 inning game the bullpen pitch
lights out
But in general, when our bullpen comes in, like when Trennan came in last night,
they're hitable.
Fuck, dude.
Especially Trennan.
It's a fucking, I don't know why you even use him.
Here's my thing with that game, with that second game, a third game.
They should have walked fucking Otani when he hit that home run.
I was like, why are you a bitch man?
Yeah, I know.
They walked him four times.
I know, but I would have walked him then.
That's the problem with fucking baseball.
You know how fucking bitch made that is to walk the, first of all, if I paid fucking money to
watch Shohei Otani and you walk him you fucking coward doesn't matter it does though this is the
problem with this is the no it's strategy it's not though it's bitchness so here's the thing here
they need to incorporate a rule where you can only walk a guy once you know he wants yes that's a good
rule it's a good rule imagine this imagine this i like the rule but i'm saying if i'm imagine
imagine this you're a young kid you're a young kid and your dad saves all's money to take you to
Michael Jordan game when you're this in the 90s take your Jordan game and he's hurt so that
fucks it but let's say he plays and they're like he's so good we're just gonna foul him every time
yeah you'd like this fucking sucks that's right now move that to baseball you're a young kid
your mom saved up every dime to watch him play player's Otani and you get there and they
fucking walk him because they can't pitch around him in what world is this okay yeah what kind
of bitch shit is this no motherfuckers
your pitcher should be able
He's paid millions of dollars
That's the game
That's the game
That's the game
And if you can't beat him by pitching
Then you don't deserve to win
If you have to walk the fucking guy
You're a coward
Ostraths
Theoretically they could walk him
Every single time he was at bat
Right yes
And now
So he'd never get a chance
And then we never get to see him
The issue is strategically
He's the only one that comes up
With offense right now
We're in a drought
Yeah
So if the smart thing you do
because of these bitch-ass rules,
you should walk Otani every single time.
Because nope,
Mookie's playing so fucking bad.
It's annoying.
And then you got Muncie,
who's fucking O for fucking 3,000.
He's not doing shit.
Will Smith come up every now and then.
Tommy Edmund finally got his head out of his ass.
So if I'm that Toronto,
that bitch-ass Toronto manager,
I'm walking Otani every single time
and going, hey, Mookiee,
who's fucking former,
MVP, fucking nine-time fucking All-Star, I'm walking Otani to get to this guy who's a former MVP,
and I'm getting Freddie Freeman former MVP.
That's how bad we are right now.
But if I took dicks in my ass, and I'm the Toronto Blue Jays cuck fucking manager,
I'm walking Otani every single time and ruining the experience for all the kids and all the Dodger fans.
Ruining baseball.
Dude, talk about the cuckest move, the cuckiest.
move in professional sports.
The cuck is cuck.
Name another sport
where the best guy were like,
you can't play.
You can't play.
Go.
Name it.
Name it.
Imagine that it drives me nuts.
Imagine the NFL did this.
When Tom Brady was playing,
he's out this game because we can't beat him.
You can't play quarterback.
Or I can idea.
How about you guys get paid millions, right?
And these players get paid millions.
I can an idea.
How about you come up with a game plan to stop him?
Tom can only run.
Because this is the fucking.
game that's the game yeah imagine that if in the NFL they went one game you can't pass you
can't pass over five yards because you're too good at passing yeah and then as a fan you're watching
like what the fuck is this yeah yeah yeah I get it if I was the owner of blue jays I'd go down and
like hey man I get it we're trying to win we don't want to win gay though right like we actually
want to win dude we we don't want to have an asterick with a big cock next to it that goes
they won, but they walked Otani every time.
Well, it's always part of the game.
Yeah, we did win that, but God, that was gay.
It's always been part of the game.
It's the number one issue.
So when Otani's going four for four, four home runs,
that's what we want, you fucking cuck.
Of course.
Your pitchers get paid millions of dollars to strike him out.
If they can't do it, that's the game.
The game's not taking.
the him out of the equation and you still get paid you here's the rule if you're going to walk him
we deduct your pay 100,000 every time you fucking walk him that's that's a good rule because we're
paying millions of dollars yeah and you guys can't come up with a plan to get pitch around the
fucking guy one one one you get one unless it's past the seventh inning because if it's the bottom
of the ninth and bases are loaded and you go excuse me i want to use my exception and walk him
well fuck me no molligans well fuck me in the ass because as a fan you just robbed me of the
experience dude i want to see otani name another fucking sport where this guy's so good you can take him
out of the equation you know that i'm gonna say this no dude imagine if they told john jones
no i pokes just kidding john dude imagine that or imagine they tell you
John, you're so good at grappling, you can only strike.
Alex Beera, you're so good at striking, you can only grapple.
There's no difference.
It's such a cock behavior.
It's a good rule.
It's a good, I like where you're going with it.
You know what's funny about Atani?
He's 6'5, and he's a big man.
And the one part of his body that didn't grow is his nose.
It stopped growing at 3 years old.
I could use some of those genes.
What?
He's got a button nose.
Look at Chin's nose.
No, my nose is big.
No, your nose is wide.
He's got, O'Tani's got a baby nose.
He's got, my son is three and a half, and my son and he have the exact same nose.
The exact same nose.
You got to get a profile of it.
Oh, the profile.
He's got an adorable little, upturned baby nose.
He, that's a tiny nose.
But see, even mine, when you look at the profile, it looks different.
Yeah, go the side.
Look at the, because that's not a good.
No, it is, though, because Asians don't have long noses like you.
Asians don't have the despicable.
There you go.
Let me see that one right.
Dispickable mean nose.
Name an Asian with a big honker.
But that's a tiny baby nose, dude.
That's Asians, bro.
I don't know your Asians.
But no, but see the, I'll say,
go to the side.
It is half an inch.
That looks like a boxer's nose, though.
Now that, that's Asian's got an adorable little.
Type in any Asian.
Go to beat, well, BTS had some cousins.
Yeah, that's a little different.
Go to Jackie Chan.
None of them have.
Go to Yamamoto.
Let me see Yamamoto.
Yeah, what's this?
Yamamoto.
I'll just try to type me Yamamoto.
Dodgers.
See, that's a little bit of a different nose.
They're not, though.
They're all the same, dude.
He's actually inverted.
Yeah, he's got a little bit of it.
He's got a baby nose too.
He's got a baby nose.
Brian, any agent we bring up, they don't have long pointy noses.
Well, let me see some more Asians.
Let me see his nose.
You got to make sure it's not.
He's so fucking good.
He's a handsome guy.
Mm-hmm.
You got to calm down.
How tall is he?
Five, ten.
You're sure.
She's no boo.
That's what's so impressive.
You know, I became so good at pitching.
He throws a javelin for power.
Those the javelin for power.
Really?
Really? Mm-hmm.
Five-10.
That's a Google 510.
176.
So in fucking dirt.
My size.
My size.
Wow.
There's still a chance for me.
He's so good.
He's so good, dude.
Mm.
But so is Otani.
Throwing between 76 and 99 miles an hour.
Well, a lot of Asians get plastic surge.
That's the problem, yeah.
Or not the problem, but that's the thing.
They can't type in just Japanese noses, man, because, but even then, there's no honkers.
It's just not what they do.
Yeah, not what they do.
Big noses, big dicks, not their thing.
Show me a lie there.
Well, I like your, I like your rule.
I like your rule.
I think it makes sense.
Has people talked about it?
Has that been a subject of conversation?
I mean, Jay talked about it in rage.
you think they're going to walk him a lot?
Is it, are they playing tonight?
No, because he went 0 for four last night.
So until he just goes off,
where they're like,
oh, fuck, he's on one tonight.
Right.
Which is history in the making
and you're stealing it from us,
you fucking cuck manager.
But, so unless he's just going off,
it usually has to go for like two home runs in a row,
then like, all right, walk his ass.
Right.
They even showed the manager when he's going off that night.
They go to him, they go, Otani,
and he goes, fuck that.
He goes, fuck that.
Like not pitching him.
Walk him.
Fuck that.
He was fuck that.
Wow.
Because he was on one.
He was on one, dude.
And you're stealing that from Otani?
Got the W.
The entire, no, he didn't that night.
We won 18 fucking innings, dude.
Yeah, that was crazy.
You walked him and he got on base eight times.
Did you watch the whole?
Everything, Brian.
I made coffee to stay up.
And I paid for it.
Yeah.
I was exhausted yesterday.
And you know what?
Worth it.
Worth it.
Sometimes worth it.
Worth it.
I text Jay at two in the morning.
I go, can you imagine how you
we'd feel if we would have lost
then it's not worth it
no no then i'm jumping off the six street bridge now are they playing
tonight they're playing tonight can't get enough
can't get enough can't get enough
and i'm supposed to go to dinner they better start
fucking hitting dude i'm gonna freak out
well there's a good chance i mean blue jays are
stacked they're better than i thought i apologize i think there's a very good chance
they're going to win this very
a chance.
Daughter's still favored.
Are they?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they're stacked.
My favorite player's Bo Bichette because daddy played for the Blake Street
Bombers, Colorado Rockies, Dante Bichette.
At this point, though, it really comes down to, in some ways, mental and physical
toughness.
Like, you're conditioning.
You're conditioning.
The pros, dude, mental and physical toughness.
You know, it comes down to execution game plan.
Well, that's also part of, like, just consistency.
They're pros.
They're pros. You're talking about the highest level.
the game of course but there are that well now now no it comes to who's hot baseball is different
it comes to who's it's the minutia though because if you get a little tired you're not as in
good shape you're not it's just those little things you get no with these guys these the pros
be everyone's in shape it's also baseball like the it's up it's about who's hot who's who's getting
it going you know it's it's a lot of uppers use in baseball by the way a lot of adderol
etc and it's also whatever it takes are they allowed to use that oh yeah
whatever it takes it i don't think so it's definitely banned you don't need to google that
hold on yeah but some see that there it is tewe yes adderall is banned oh wow but of course it's
banned right okay no but i'm this is what i was looking for tewey so it's not necessarily
you can use it yeah wow yikes so if you were on adderall and you got in the in the world
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what would that mean you just get suspended but the win is still good yeah yeah you get suspended
for the next season that's actually a good question i just answered it i know but that's a good
because it's one person and if you got midseason you get it suspended like in the season right guys
yeah yeah no it's good that they don't actually take away from the actual the game oh the team
yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah interesting because one guy's not everybody get on it
don't get on it
yeah that walk and roll drives me nuts
what's that
that walk and roll drives me nuts
oh that's gonna call it walk and roll
dude
who's so snell's pitching
yeah for the dodgers
he didn't pitch great
he's the man though
it's a great series
Pacific Northwest kid
great series
all right what else you got jinn
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oh he has an interesting dude he looks so tired all the time he has bags on his eye this guy
can't get enough sleep he just has these bags on his eyes at all he's he's like a trash panda
at all times he's a fucking beast though
he always looks tired yeah even this was younger too right yeah skinny and tired dude thick boy
Tampa Bay Tampa Bay right I know but saying I like it though Jen he had a rap video when
he was in I think in high school type in this guy Snell white rapper I'm gonna educate you guys
on some Dodgers like snow Lake snow he had a rap video about his baseball skills it's it'll make
you'll be
he'll be your favorite
Tom Aspinall
still can't see by the way
look Blake Snell was a rap artist
The shit slaps
Look at him
I keep it in a chill while I keep it
I'm about my business
While you're about your girl
You don't make me head not
You make me gross
My future is right
And your future is so to them
I'm off a game like that
When he broke through the
On the go like everyone
He still had the bags under his eyes even as a teenager.
There you go.
Just some people have that.
They say it's liver, your liver, right?
So you have the bags in your eyes.
Some kidney can also just be hereditary.
I don't know.
He has stewy eyes.
Yeah.
That motherfucker can pitch.
All right, what do you got you in?
So wait.
Our boy, Aspinol still can't see out of his eye?
Still can't see.
Ooh, that's really bad.
There it is.
Bism, Tom still can't see.
Let me see that.
Well, it's 12 minutes, but we'll just play a little bit.
Okay.
Tom Astano and Cyril, gone.
Here's the situation.
Everyone needs to shut the hell up.
We should save this for Patreon, Chin, because we can play it on Patreon.
Very true.
Okay.
Okay.
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This bummed me out when I first saw it.
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This bothered me.
Tyler Perry donated to that Bishop guy,
Marvin Wynens, $100,000
after finding out the viral video.
All that stuff that happened, the backlash.
and let me just show you the guy with their boys i mean this is a weird thing but i'll i'll
give you my oh this the last thing on the dodgers you know sidney swiney opened up the game for him
last night doing what her gorgeous ass with them huge sweater hitters dude and they lost in front
of her dude you believe that shit sydney sweetie's in the stands and y'all are fucking tired
that didn't make your dick go boi-o-yoing and hit some fucking dingers for the tits you kidding me
dude we lose in front of sydney oh and also that fucking toronto blue june oh and also that fucking
Toronto Blue Jays manager.
You want to walk Otani in front of Sidney
Swaney, dude?
You think that's going to make her attracted to you?
You think she's bust out those heavies
and you're walking the best player, bud?
Think about it.
Got to think about it.
Cuck behavior, dude.
You're walking guys?
If Sidney Sweeney's in the fucking stands,
Otani plays.
Oh, you're walking.
And if I'm a pitcher, and if I'm a pitcher
and I'm facing Otani and I see Sydney over there.
I'm putting a little oomph in my pepper.
I'm going like,
this was for you. Yeah, I'm spit on my hand. And I'm, I'm, I'm throwing what's called
junk. I'm throwing Hawk, Tua. And then I'm striking out and looking at and going, winkies.
I'll give myself Tommy John surgery over her. I'll be like, hey, I'm going to throw my arm out for you.
Oh, I'm going to need Tommy John on my dick after seeing her. While you're at it, fix the tendon in my
dick because it's tired of being that hard the whole time. That blue chase manager, you want to walk guys in front
of Sydney sweet. I get it
in front of fucking Lizzo. But you
want to walk guys in front of
Sidney the Sweeney?
Are you out your goddamn
mind? You out your goddamn
mind. Hey, I know the whole game plans to walk the best
playing the league. Before you do that,
I want you to take a look in the third row.
Sweeter puppy stared at you
right in the eye. And you're going to fucking
walk O-Tonnie. Walker? Look at her.
When she dressed up
and wore those boots. Is that? Is that
mirror those boots? She wore those
she cut her jeans short
and she's wearing a
whose jersey is she wearing
that's Otani buddy
and you're gonna walk him
her favorite fucking player
bro
hey hey you gotta go
hey I know he's your boy
but I gotta sit him down
I gotta sit him down
I gotta send him back to the dugout
Hey Blue Jay's manager
you just ruined your chances
with Sidney the Tits Sweeney
Yeah you know what
Hey and you know she
restores old car
Be the
Be the manager who goes
Fuck that
Well this is what I say
Watch this
You go like that
I'm pitching Oatani
You say fuck that
I go fuck you
My lady to the stands
Is that her mom
Hold on
I can't get up
Is that her mom
It says Christy Martin
So I don't think so
No
That's Christy Martin
Hold on
Christy Martin's a boxer
Right
That's her mom's not a boxer
Hey real quick
you're going to eat a Dodger dog in front of, hold on.
Sidney Sweener got a Dodger dog and she has an Otani jersey on.
Hey, she's deep-throating a fucking Dodger dog with an Otani jersey on and you're going to walk a tonny?
And look at how cute she was.
Oh, you're a gay man, bro.
That's some beta shit.
That's Christy Martin, the boxer, by the way.
Is it really?
Yeah.
I mean, look.
I believe so.
What is she doing next to Sydney?
World champion, world champion boxer.
Amazing.
great boss oh did she play her
I don't know that's a good question
I doubt it because that's a terrible casting
it's a terrible casting can you go back to that picture
oh that's like take a look at her that's like me playing
Brad take a look at her
what's going on here oh you're just getting
no I know about it but what the fuck is going on
and you're going to walk Otani I would pitch to
Otani I would say I'm going to sit your boy down
I'm going to send him back and I'd hit I'd throw the ball
right at Oton's face I'd say Sidney
Sydney that's your favorite huh
hey I strike him out
dinner on me huh you in not hey babe if i walk you i throw the ball right at otani's head every single
time and just have to walk him i guess that way god sydney swinney's eating a dodger dog and you have
the fucking gall to walk otani is that what the fucking united states has come to plays the title
title role of boxer christie martin oh that's a terrible casting oh that's that because what are they
Are we just going to tie down her tips?
What are they going to do about our
Tits?
Oh, click on that picture.
Yeah, let me see that picture.
This might be like the Shari's Theron thing
when she played the monster serial killer.
She was incredible.
And she got ugly for like a month.
Wow.
She got thicker for that role.
I bet those quits won't quit when she was on that fucking
carb diet.
Look what they wrote here too.
This is freaking hilarious.
The role.
She portrays the titular boxer.
She also produced.
the film i appreciate well she gained 30 pounds in her tits that's incredible let's take a little break
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I'll go to my tits oh yeah it goes
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Patreon almost let's go through a couple of current events
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just can't wait till we hit Patreon
so this is that
the pastor talking about how
freaking Tyler Perry donated $100,000.
It's the same guy, right?
Yep.
No, I'm saying, is that the same guy or those two different guys?
There's two different guys, believe it or not, yeah.
It's the same guy.
And broke out Monday, we have received one person called, and he said, tell my name.
He said, because I know God is in this.
Tyler Perry said $100,000.
Oh, cool.
You got your fucking money, you scumbag.
Look, look.
it broke out money
I remember
And then of course
As you can imagine
All like the majority of comments are like
What about that woman?
They're embarrassed
Yeah give her the money
Yeah give the church the money
Like
Give everyone that's attending your church
So no he's not beating this
You know
He's not being this amongst
Most white people
Black people
I don't get
They're like you want
Well there's
There's a community thing
Like Kanye West
Will be just fine in that community
No or yes or no
What are your thoughts?
Huh?
That's a little different.
Is it?
Yeah, this guy just shing.
I don't mean, I meant P. Diddy.
What are your thoughts on me?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, because, I mean, fine meaning they're not going to fucking hold them over the coals.
I'm saying he'll still have an audience.
Or no?
I don't know, man.
Yay well, right?
Don't talk like they're too old to say.
Yay will.
Up in this bitch.
You know, I'm not, hey, you know what?
I'm not black.
So I don't fucking know, Brian.
If you have question about the Dodgers, Sydney Sweeney, I'm your huckleberry.
If it comes to black guys, I don't know.
That would be a question for you, right?
Yeah, that's for me, bro.
Yeah.
I got my ear to the cock.
To the street.
To the BBC's.
I got my ear to the rap game.
Yep.
I got my ear on the game.
What's this?
Well, first, people are saying that Tyler Perry, his demographic is his target audience
are church-going members, so that's just, you know, smart business decision.
Oh, no, that's a write-off.
That's a marketing.
Yeah.
I'm sure that guy's huge.
Instead of marking on Apple,
just give it to this guy
and then we'll blast it all over social media.
Who's that guy?
This is going viral, too.
This is Ray J.
He made a guy that sex,
Kim Kardashian.
And he sponsored our show, too,
with his Ray Kohns.
He's not Ray Kahn.
He's letting himself go.
Exactly.
Plus, no one knows what he's wearing.
So it's just odd.
I like that he doesn't give a fuck with that dad,
Bob.
Yeah, it's just odd though
That's a tummy
Yeah
That's a guy who's just kind of let himself go
All good
This is just
Gabriel
Oh no sorry, not Gabriel
Angel Reese at the Victoria's Secret
She's so pretty
I didn't realize her body was like this
She has a booty too
So this is KFC Bar still talking about
She's also 6-3
Yeah
Angel Reese became the first ever professional athlete
To walk the runway at the Victoria's Secret
fashion show and I don't know if I'm allowed to say this or not but fucking I'm just going to do it
she brought all of that ass with her I mean she's amazing yeah I mean if you got it like that
then you got it like that you know what I'm saying mm-hmm okay if you got it and naturally
you got what else was KFC say about it oh let me uh she made statements before so
he's gonna be sexualized wow that's cool
She looks super hot.
Awesome bucket list achievement.
Instead, it's think pieces and outrage galore.
The most common reaction has been this one, complaining that Angel Reese in the past has complained about being sexualized, yet now she's walking on the runway in her lingerie.
This is the talking point that everybody is parroting, saying the same thing.
Previously stated she's being sexualized, now she's on stage in her under.
He's circulated in the headlines and the quotes as if it's some sort of gotcha moat.
The same thing happened when she did an interview with sexy red, and at the end she was twerking while sexy red slapped her ass.
Now, I obviously understand the sentiment here.
I can understand how a lot of people out there would say,
you can't complain about being sexualized,
but then walk the runway in lingerie in front of millions of people.
The problem there, however, is that most people are fucking stupid.
So I can understand how and why they came to that conclusion.
I also understand that those people are fucking dumb.
If you can't see the difference between dressing sexy in lingerie for other women
part of a runway show for one of the biggest fashion brands to ever exist,
that versus being sexualized by men,
And unwanted attention, you're a lost cause.
If you can't understand.
Hey, I don't care.
Here's my thing.
You're a gorgeous lady.
I don't care about her point of view.
Victoria's Secret came before she was like, man, people aren't paying attention to me
getting rebound.
She's like best basketball player, but people aren't paying attention to me grabbing rebounds.
They're paying attention to my ass.
Because you're beautiful.
And then you get Victoria's secret.
All good girl.
Yeah, no.
The issue, if she was ugly, that's a different.
You're getting attention because you're gorgeous and you have a bone structure that is very rare.
and men want to breed with you.
And women and she's talented.
She's a professional basketball thing.
And that's what I'm saying.
It adds the fact that she's also a professional athlete.
That's hot.
Yeah, she's fucking.
Yeah.
So like don't complain about being sexualized.
It's part of what makes you a millionaire.
Yeah, if you did, do your thing, girl.
Just.
So, Brendan, what do you think about these?
Or YouTube, right?
He's Kirkland, Nike SB Dunks.
I don't know.
They're going to sell on a Costco.
You can get them at CalWare.
the fuck out of those
Costco's gonna sell them
you know Kirkland that brand that's like
I'm very familiar well I need I need
dunking shoes so
oh no that's not what they're actually skateboard
shoes brand oh I need dunking slash
skateboard shoes is what I'm saying so
I'd buy those
put the red lace in those be fucking crispy
okay those aren't for you Brian
I can't wear a pair of crispy kicks
you could wear dunks
dunks are cool those are dunks
crispy kicks it doesn't
mean you can i say can i say these are crispy kicks sure all right if the toronto blue jays manager
can walk otani you can say crispy kicks how about that yeah these is some crispy kicks bro oh i don't like
i said yo though oh you know what you are you're gavinusum i am yeah you see him trying to act all hood
no but i like to act on my boy on all the smoke podcast he is he's like yeah y'all know how it is man
i mean growing up you know we eating mac and cheese i'm just eating wonder bread and playing baseball
knots up to my arm was worn out you know i grew up in the streets oh boy whoa whoa your dad was a millionaire
all right kevin you haven't seen that no oh wow i can't i get embarrassed oh it's hilarious all right
what's this jen this is the first female kicker he's smart though what he's doing hbc u history
what's up he'll be a contender no oh yeah will they have nobody else yeah okay so i'll just show you
this video of her being, or her doing a kick.
She's got a brace on her knee.
And here's the story of the day right there.
That is Lalani Armenta.
And she's going to play and she's going to kick off and maybe even do some field goals tonight.
Sure is.
As a HBC school?
She was on the Jackson State Women's Soccer team.
And because of injuries this week during practice, she's going to get her shot tonight to be a kicker.
And what an impressive young lady has been and a chance for her.
and I'm sure she's pretty nervous at this point
but they have her out there
and sweat football
is underway in a
terrible kick. Hey, listen
listen. It looks like
history though. Look like my five-year-old kicking. Listen, that's not
history. You want history?
What school is this? Jackson State, right?
Not shit. Listen, there's a girl's
B.C.U. That's so anticlimactic.
Yeah, that's like what I expected.
But listen,
if you know your history of college football,
there's a kicker, her name was Katie
anida that actually kicked and made field goals at university of colorado and she was a dime
piece katie unida katie enida or united colorado kicker type it in something like that
white girl man white girl white girl united yeah although the the the the warlock from jackson state
it's cool and that she bloop that kick look at katie an idio for oh jesus christ
what
you need the fuck
really
you don't say
did you know her
um
no she
when I came in
she was graduating
and
well you don't
there's a whole
history of shit there
I don't want to get into
really
yeah
yeah she's very pretty
but you all want to celebrate
the girl kicking
like an idiot
like an idiot
Let me go back to seeing that.
That was very, very disappointing.
Here's the story of the day right there.
That is Lalani Armenta.
Was this her first time or something?
They were in a pinch?
Maybe even do some field goals tonight.
No, they're trying to make history.
Of course, she was on the Jackson State women's soccer team.
And because of injuries this week during practice, she's going to get her shot tonight to be a kicker.
and what an impressive young lady has been
and a chance for her
and I'm sure she's pretty nervous
at this point
but they have her out there
and sweat football
is underway in the
That's not good
And literally you can grab anybody from the stand
That was so bad
She stopped and kicked it the way you do a soccer ball
It's just different
Keep this guy just put that was absolutely terrible
Keep going down
The quarterback would have kicked further
This guy goes
At this point, I'd have made up some crazy story about her having autism and cancer just to justify that kick.
He goes, this guy puts, now let's all pretend it was stunning and brave.
Onside kick to start the game, that's a bold strategy.
So I get this straight.
They choose an injured woman to be the first kicker.
Oh, I'm sure a healthy soccer player from the same university would have done.
Yeah, why she injured?
They should have a guy from the men's soccer team.
this is someone else was injured that's why she came in yeah but there i get it but there's no
male soccer players too yeah i don't know she also probably just fucked up she probably got nervous and
just fucked up yeah jesus that was legit rooting for her too that is
yeah but then i saw this about a female rugby oh yeah this looks pretty freaking badass
some of these simoan gals oh how are you to form i receive this one is
God damn.
She's a monster.
Slowed up just to put Shorty the fuck down.
Oh my God.
Put her thumb all up in her nose and shit.
Put her down like an old dog.
She's in her nose and shit.
Broke the first tackle.
She thinks she out of there.
Boo!
Oh.
Damn.
Number 11 out there moving.
Quick little stiff arm.
She could go all the way.
Fowl.
These guys are hitting the car.
That's that shit with the hemmy in it.
Women's rugby damn there got better stiff arms in the NFL.
They could damn near to teach a clinic on proper tackle.
My daughter when she played a number.
She was ninth grade and she was playing the cross and there was a Samoan gal, and it was like that.
A girl's $240,000.
Sheet or whatever they call this right here got to be one of the scariest woman Iver.
Jesus Christ, she's a hoss.
Yeah, I like this guy's count.
Can we have this instead the WMBA?
I'm with them, man.
This would be weird.
I don't feel enough big girls in America though to make that thing.
Oh, that girl got absurd.
We don't call for
Henry for no reed safe to say
This shit ain't for the week of horror
Oh, oh God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh, Jesus Christ
Bam
Well that's a dude
Let me take your piss
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