The Fighter & The Kid - The Boys are Back in Town! | TFATK Ep. 1013

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

Bryan is back from vacation and the boys are back together. They recap UFC 304, Bryan's trip and talk Sanaz's picture with Jason Momoa, Zac Efron in Iron Claw, Paddy Pimblett's star power, Tom Aspinall's options after dominating Curtis Blaydes, Belal Muhammad's impressive fight IQ, controversies at the Olympics and with Elon Musk and much more. Greatness Wins - Upgrade your athletic wear at https://greatnesswins.com/ NOW. Use code FIGHTER and you’ll receive 25% Off on your first purchase! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER and unlock big savings when you bundle items sitewide #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

So it's crazy how a jab knocked him out. Just one jab. No, it's not a jab. And remember, they're so heavy, but the jab opens it up. Yeah. You see this, it grazes them, but still it's like this. But look, look, look. But it looks like he missed him there. He doesn't though. What does he hit?

It's like this. It's a grazing shot, but just enough to use the equal delivery of. And then remember, he's stung by the jab and that's like boom. Plus it's a big, that's a big or even even tiny bit of the fist here So much faster than you think yeah Heavyweight heavyweight different consideration. Whoa camera. Sorry. That's good This is really the fighter and the kid Winning! Guys, first of all

Are you freshly rested bud after your 10 days? 10 days, sorry to be gone for that long 10 days, a little too long 7 days we can handle On a cruise, I did this cruise I was on Explora, people say, ah cruise Best food I've ever had Best food I've ever had

Best service I've ever had And if you're I've ever had best service I've ever had And if you're going around the Greek islands on a cruise like that all good, okay? All good. You get sushi nobu grade sushi. You get everything else. It's incredible but when you then do a guided tour of very hot Istanbul to see the Hagas of here and the Blue Mosque and that's that that'll start to wear on you. The Grand Bazaar. They talk about the Grand Bazaar. It's a bazaar. Was it grand? A lot of things. They're selling you a lot of things that you don't need necessarily.

Was it grand? It was. Can you buy merch there and stuff? You can buy a lot of fake merch. You can buy a lot of Gucci and a lot of fake Rolex watches and things like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do a lot of that. That looks pretty grand. The Romans built a lot of this.

The Ottomans built a lot of this. This was the center of the world. Still is in many ways, Istanbul. Istanbul is one of the greatest cities, if not the greatest city in many ways I've ever been to in terms of its scope, what there is to do and everything else. It's crazy. So what did you do? Everywhere you go. It's crazy. But it's- So what did you do?

Everywhere you go. What did you do though? Everywhere you go. I know, but you said stuff to do. You can eat at a lot of restaurants. Okay. Okay, you can take a boat and look at old structures. Okay.

Beautiful architecture. I can do it in LA. Keep going. You can. I'm sorry. Now hold on dude. No, you're my travel agent. Sell me. You can. I'm sorry. Now hold on, dude. No, you're my travel agent. Sell me.

You can go between. So Istanbul is what's so unique about Istanbul. You can go over a bridge and go from what to what? Anyone? Turkey. What is Istanbul divided between? What? You can get to Turkey, right?

It's very famous for the fact that it's split by the Bosporus, which is a river, essentially, part of the Marmara Sea. So you can go from a river to- You can go from Asia to Europe. You can go over, you can go from one land mass to another. It was the Byzantine Empire became Constantinople, then it became, it was the center of Christianity, Roman East.

You're still not selling me on it. And then it became- Look at that, look at that. And then it became- Oh, it looks like Marina Del Rey. Those were built in 500 BC. And then it became Istanbul. After Constantinople. You've been to San Diego?

Brennan, I need you to put some respect. The ocean side? I need you to say that. Hold on, that looks dope. It was the center of the world. Yeah, that's dope. You've been to Catalina Island? You've been in Catalina Island. Okay, you're been there

I need you to put some respect on A place that's been significant globally for 2,000 years. That's all I'm trying to say now Turkey's got some great islands same place same great islands now So now now now here's the thing about the Turks and the Greeks no chin was showing you Catalina right next to each other I understand leave that Yeah, that's an hour. Yeah, that's Catalina. Right next to each other. And he saw his instant bowl. I understand. Look at that. Yeah. That's an hour away. Is that Catalina?

Yeah, that's Catalina. That looks like instant bowl. And you can be back in an hour in your bed. Yeah. 10 days a little long. They had good sushi there? They had good sushi? Not in the instant bowl, but on the boat.

Yeah, we had good sushi here. Yeah, you can go to lots of different, Barcelona, you can go south of France. It depends on what the route you take and your cruise. I would say a cruise is the way to go. I think when you do guided tours of any city, you better pack a lunch, especially when you have kids. Did you miss us? I did.

I did. You missed the pod? I did. By the time 10 days is over, you can't wait to get home. After four, I'm usually like, I started getting itchy. Yeah, a little itchy, a little itchy. I was in Fort Worth, Texas. Snow Istanbul.

You told me that, Snow Istanbul. Spent some time in Fort Worth. You went for the truck thing. Truck thing, kid thing too. Kiddos loved it. Went to rodeos, just real Texas. Rodeos, good stuff. And bossy couldn't look any more like a natural born cowboy. Rodeos good stuff. And bossy

couldn't like anymore like a natural born cowboy. Yep. That's great. I love it. See, that's what's fun when you're with your kids and you get to spend time and I was with my kids. So it doesn't matter where I was. It was fun to be with the kids and watch kids play with each other. Cody my two international is just a lot with young kids. When you're traveling airports, yeah, van. It's just a different animal. If you're is a lot. When you're traveling, airports, van, hotel. It's just a different animal.

If you're by yourself traveling, you can deal with that. But when you have to worry about two littles, three littles. And you got a huge bag. The bag, the diapers, food, they need snacks. And then they'll just have a tantrum for no reason on the floor of a hotel. If they get tired, then the tantrums start. Tiger, coming back from Fort Worth.

He had all this like juice and he was sitting in the, in the window seat. And then went Bosti me four times. Tagging in the bathroom. Wait, nah, man. Third time. What? Nah, man. No, no, I got up.

I got up three times. The two hour flight. Yeah. You have to hold it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm peeing my pants. I'm like, God dog.

Can I got up? He's got to go be, he just, you know, get go. Yeah. My son will take a shit anywhere he wants. And that's just the way it is. That's life though. He's going to shit. I also get it. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Now there's, there's a lot of that when you're traveling with a child and you've got all that stuff and it's hot and the kids tired. Oh, and jet lags a good time. For kiddos to mess up their sleeping cycle. But then, then also if you can go to dinner, like again,

it's just you and me, it's like kids go to dinner. We're sitting down ordering dinner five minutes later, kids hour. Oh no, no, no. We eat their outfits. Also the kid will throw a tantrum when you're about to sit down because it's his bedtime or he's already eaten. Oh no, you're on their schedule. There's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. So traveling overseas, you better pack a lunch, dude I've never been to a rodeo before as PBR. So it's like straight-up big bull riding. It's cool

The first four fell off literally in about one second just go. Oh, yeah, and I was like I thought I could do that In my head. I'm like I can see how cowboy saw that was they thought I could do that. In my head I'm like, I can see how Cowboy saw that. I was like, yeah, I can do that. Then he keep watching me see how powerful they are. I'm like, I'm too big. I'd fall right off. Well, you gotta be real flexible and you will get a concussion. You will get a concussion.

That's why they wear. Well, they wear the neck brace, but then now guys wear the secure helmet. Really? Not all of them though. There's some that are gangster that still do it. I don't like the helmet thing, I like the gangsters.

I like the gangsters. My whole thing with that was the gangster who's doing it like they should, not like that moron right there, but the gangster doing it just in a cowboy hat. Look at that guy. That's, what are we doing, dude? The guy, he voted for Kamala, he's a cowboy, look at that.

Dude, but the guy doing it in just a cowboy hat should not be scored the same as the guy in full protection. Correct. Correct. Because they gave the guy riding it with the cowboy hat, risking his life, a lower score than the guy in all the gear. We went to a rodeo in Idaho, and every single one of those dudes

that jumped off his horse to rope a steer was limping. Like they tore their groin. It looked like they tore the shit out of their groin, their knee, I don't know how they do it. Every guy, even if they rode for eight seconds, they kind of jumped off, they still kind of eat shit, but you could see like their shoulder,

they'd all grab their shoulder, I'm like, that can't be healthy. Me and Jay were talking about, who the fuck came up with that? Think how bored they were back in the day, like, why don't you jump on that thing? Well, somebody got on a horse. No TV, no cell phones,

I bet you can't ride that horse for eight, somebody got, somebody got on a horse. No TV, no cell phones. Like, I bet you can't ride that horse for eight seconds. Well, somebody got on a horse and they were like, I can break a horse. That idea was I can get on a wild horse and I will ride it until it gets too tired to break buck me. And then there was one horse that nobody could ride and somebody said, somebody did that. Then they go, you know, we got this horse over here. Then this starts happening. But then you got to push yourself. Then you go, you know. How about, we got this horse over here. Then this starts happening.

But then you gotta push yourself. Then you go, you ever got on bull? Yeah. So I go, no, that's crazy. Then there's one guy who can't get it out of his mind. He can't get it out of his mind. Entertainment back in the day. He can't get it out of his mind.

He's like, what if I was the first guy to ever ride a bull? Well, how would you do that? Well, I mean, if you strapped it, you wanna do that? That's our ghost. Put them in the thing. We keep them in the, we keep them in the, in them in the but I bet you naturally they started with two hands Somebody's like dude, that's bitch dude one arm and then you got a flap it like that human beings human Well great it may have been you you got to stay on that whore and then we'll distract it cuz we're gonna try to kill

You so we got to keep it because the first guy I did it got the bull went. Oh you were on my back Yeah, he died. Yeah, but I'll tell him T. He's like, oh, this is like Ferdinand. I did it, the bull went, oh, you were on my back? Yeah. He died. But I was telling T, he's like, oh, this is like Ferdinand. I'm like, no. No. No, no. I said, I can show you what they do in Spain,

but you're probably gonna have nightmares. He goes, Dad, come on. I'm like, what'd he say? He goes, I'm not a baby. I'm like, cool. Well, I'm not gonna show you in front of your brother, but when we sit down for lunch, I'll do a little search for you on my phone.

Dude. You mean, you're for you on my phone. Dude. You mean, joke about fighting bulls? Dude. He, that might've been, he'll never forget that memory. That was a triggering memory for that young man. The day he's never been the same. It might've been the most horrific thing he's seen. Cause have you, if you just Google it and then you bring him up.

There's bulls with like 40 spares in them. Well, I've been leading everywhere bullfight and I'm, I'm not a very sentimental guy. I hated seeing what they did to those bulls, but just goes, why please understand this sport. No, no. Here's why. Here's why. Tiger. Here's why. Because because of my ear a bull which is a fighting bull Will if you don't cripple it if you don't rub its eyes With hot pepper so it can't see if you don't fill its ears with cotton So again here if you don't stab it in the back so it can't lift its head. It's terrible You you you will never stand a chance you will die. So- See, that's that shit I'm talking about.

That's what I want to see. Well, so you have to know that that bull, Bob- Rub hot sauce in his eyes. Yeah, they do it all. That bull, which is why animal rights people are like, this is really cruel. That bull right there, okay, that you see,

is not your American bull. It is not the bull that you see in the corrals of the, of the West. No, it's super charged. Now that's a bad ass bull. It's super charged. Well, these bulls are much more agile, much faster. And please understand that what are you not allowed to do in Spain by law with a

bull that is a fighting bull? Do you know what it is? This is so crazy. You are by law not allowed to approach a Maira bull. And ask them their pronouns. On foot. On foot. Because it'll kill you. Because it will. No, no, no.

Even if it's behind a corral, it learns how a human being walks. So the first time a fighting bull sees a human being, it's the first time it's seen it on two feet. It's like Floyd Mayweather. It downloads the data. It downloads that data. Oh, it's like Floyd Mayweather. Yes. It downloads the data. It downloads that data. And then it spears you in the fucking chest. That's why you're able to kind of move out of the way real quick and stuff because it

doesn't know. And also it has hot pepper in its eye. Yeah. And they have fucking... And they still kill dudes. And they still kill matadors. How can you not root for the bullnets? And if you're a matador, your days, please understand, when matadors, they know their

days are numbered. There's a book by Hemingway called Death in the Afternoon. He went and studied bullfighting. Please understand, when you are a matador, every matador knows, unless they retire early, every matador knows that they're probably not going to die of old age. Every matador knows that they're probably going to have a bull's horn through their groin or their stomach and die Yeah, eventually. Have you seen the documentary? Have you seen the documentary from the bulls viewpoint? Have you seen it? No, Ferdinand you see that documentary? No, but I'd like to you should see it's Ferdinand

To Ferdinand from the bulls shirts documentary because I don't know no, it's a it's a documentary We're gonna make a documentaryed they animated the actual documentary. I understand but then John Cena's the voiceover in it What the fuck is that chin? I just put Ferdinand documentary, but I'll put oh There we go. You're not getting the bit. It's a kid's cart. It's a kid's cartoon Yeah, so bring up my year a bowl. How do you spell that? But I think it's an M E I K K K K R D. I think me I what? are My year

Hey Try that that'll better help. Is that it? Yes. I think so. I don't know my yearable No Spanish, but just put in for Spanish bullfighting, but bullfighting bull. Spanish bull. Hold on. Let's see if this works. Oh, there it is. So those, those, they are incredibly agile and they used to, I don't know if you guys know this,

they used to pit bears and against bulls and tigers against bulls. Oh my God. And do you know what would happen is the bears, I mean the bears never won and the tigers never won. Bulls will kill you. Right now we're looking at a picture of this matador. I think we can show it. Just getting a horn straight through his wiener.

Do you see how it's not that big? Do you see how it's not a very big animal? No, they're lean and mean. They're lean and mean. They're lean and mean. Lean and mean. It's a different kind of animal. Dude, Bostie got to-

Look at that fucking- Bostie and T got to sit on a bull, pay the guy $10. Got to sit on a bull. Bostie's yanking on his ear. I'm like, bubba, not a horse, not a cow. No. Stop yanking his ear. Yeah, don't do that.

Don't do that. Kids, they, you know, if you don't- Ah, they don't know. They don't know. Bostie and you're your fuck. But that, that, that there's video. Did you show him video of those bulls? Oh yeah. I only show them video of the bull winning. It's Tiger was so scarred. I went, this is a life lesson. Okay. Don't ever question your goddamn dad again. Now you're scarred for life, right? Those bulls have put their horn. And I need you to show a little goddamn respect to the bull. And your brother as well, cause he was yanking that bull's air.

Bet you wouldn't do that Dale Matador bull here. No, no, no, no, you don't want to do that. You had to teach him a level of respect, dude. Had to. Yeah. Those things will, uh, they'll, they'll change your life. Were you able to watch the fights when you got back? I watched them. I watched them there. You watched to watch the fights when you got back? I watched them.

I watched them there. You watched them on the boat? Now we had a bet. We'll get to the bet in a second. Oh, real quick. So yeah, let's talk about the bets. So remember we bet two grand Biden would pull out. Give me my fucking money.

We bet Bill. You said we had bet what? That Biden would pull out of the race. Did we have a on that yeah yeah so we can rewind the track I think he's insert and make it insert insert here I'll bet you right now they that Biden drops out you think so yeah yeah I mean you want to bet all right so I like the bet thousand bucks thousand bucks he drops out really they're gonna replace him because they they're looking at the polls going all right yeah maybe we won't win but we know for a fact we're not gonna win if Biden stays in yeah I'm gonna win that one so give me my goddamn

money I need more car parts then also Bala Muhammad Leon Edwards you said do over a million pay-per-view buys that's not even close give me my fucking money so but you need to just hold on. Hold on. Did we bet two grand on the Biden thing? Might have been a grand. Three grand. I don't know if we bet money on that. No, we bet money.

I swear. You bet me a grand. Let me go back to, let's start with the fly wave. You want to start with Biden or you want to start with Mohammed? Let's start with the whole card because I want to get your take on some stuff. Okay. You just talked about this on... No, I'm down. I like Mohammed verbally sparring.

Mohammed Makayev and is no longer out. I think he's on a 13 win streak. And Dana said, I don't want that guy. 37 fight, 37 fight win streak. So Dana said, I don't want him. Is that real? 37. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll look it up again. 37 fight streak. And Dana said, I don't want him in the UFC anymore Yeah, just too much of a pain in the ass. He's difficult to work with this on things behind the scene Yeah, difficult to work with also. They're getting rid of flyweight. It looks like oh So chin I need you calm down Are you drinking this morning? No, no, hold on. There's he tweeted that he had like 37 fight win streak somewhere

Sure, but 13 in the real world So maybe he's thrown in his also amateur records. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, those don't count but the 13 13 is crazy Kids a maniac. He's a he's a savage but you know 125, you know, yeah Difficult to work with the UFC and fly away do you the have the UFC going? We make no money off this kid. Go see ya. Told you. Let me see.

I don't feed 37 fight winning streak. Yeah. He's just, no, there's no doubt. He's a monster savage, but 125 pounds. You see, doesn't make money off it. You're difficult kick rocks. Yep. Yeah. Oh guys, we're gonna get back into it,

but just so you know, funny bone Toledo, Ohio. I will be there August 16th, 17th, 18th. Then I'll be at Plano, Texas in the beginning of September, and then the comic strip in Edmond, Alberta. Can't wait, September 12th, 13th, and 14th. Now, let's just talk a little bit about the fact that greatness wins. Oh, it's good, too. I was at the gym this morning. I thought people were looking at my juicy thighs or maybe my thick neck.

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And he was only doing to set him up and he sucker punched him. When? After the fight? Before. No, before fight week. What are you doing? Then they're fighting like before. And then you put on a horrible performance. Dan is like, we're good.

I'm cut. Listen, if the plan was to make the 125 division thrive, you can't cut him. He's an absolute savage. He'd probably be your champ. But Dan is like, we're good, man. We're good. 125, we make no money off this.

Tell me. Arnold Allen. Looked great. Killer. Killer. Rob Allen. Look great. Killer. Great. Killer. RoboCop look great. I didn't see, I saw, I actually I did see the Rodriguez Duncan fight. Yep. How about my boy Patty Pimlett? So here's what I want to talk about with Patty Pimlett. Patty Pimlett, I was thinking about this, and I was a doubter, but you always forget that he's got that thing, he's got that thing.

He has the it factor. It's the it factor. There's only one other guy we've seen with that. When all the pressure is on, he does his best. That's a Sean O'Malley thing too. Like when all the pressure's on, and I also think it's like Patty Pimlet, he had that, well, he was a champion in Europe,

he didn't fight a lot of guys, but he was a champion. And, and they fought tough guys. Yeah. There are people like Patty Pimlett that find a way to win and that continue to improve. Patty Pimlett is going to be a major competitor. Of course. Yeah. And he has a lot of hate because that would that Gordon fight, you know, he, most of us think he lost. They gave him that.

So people, they don't like that, think he's undeserving of all the fame, which he can't control. And then he got on the mic and was like, I dominated that fight, not true. That was a mistake. And then Rogan says he lost. So that just adds to it.

But he can't control any of that. He can control what he said on the mic. But remember, in his eyes, he just got done with the down to fight mics in his face. Of course he's like, I won that fight easily. Wasn't easy. Most think he lost that fight. All good. So he gets a ton of hate and then, you know, he hasn't been super really tested and then King green Bobby green stuff, dude, like he's a really hard hit, but he was losing those exchanges, right? Who was King green, so he shot.

That's what, that was, I think, Dick Corbyn's thing. It was too early. It was too early. I mean, he, he, neither, it was, it was early and then Patty threw that kick and then I think Bobby, you know, he's an all around fighter. Yeah. Was like, oh, this is an easy take down. Let me, let me double leg him.

And then, you know, then the guillotine and then this is high level shit. His guillotine, he didn't just wrap around the body. He wrapped high around the shoulders to set up the triangle. Yes. High level shit. His guillotine, he didn't just wrap around the body. He wrapped high around the shoulders to set up the triangle. Yes. High level, high level. So his his granny look great. He's been working his grappling and everything else. Right? His biggest asset is his grappling. Yeah. He had no listen to you. But he has a ways to go before he's like a top 10. But this is the thing like everybody wants instant instant

champion. Oh, let's see how he does against Faziv. It's like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fuck on dude. He just be Bobby. Yes. He beat King green. Now let's go for, you know, number 14 or 13. Let's not throw him top 10. Like slow your roll.

He is. He's playing it right. Big for the weight class. Huge, huge, huge. For the weight class. Yeah. I don't know how, I mean, he sucks down. He's an athlete.

I was looking at his body. He's physically gifted, physically just very strong, very big for the weight class. Huge for the weight class. Yeah. I don't know how, I mean, he sucks down. He's an athlete. I was looking at his body. He's physically gifted, physically just very strong, very big for the weight class, very, very, very long. There's a lot of that. Massive, yeah. Right? And he's not doing what he used to do back in the day.

We'd call him fatty patty. We'd blow up to, you know, when I interviewed him, he was 220 pounds, 230 pounds. That's crazy that he was that big. Yeah. I told him, like, buddy, I know you're doing it right now, but I'm telling you, as you keep going, you just, you get to a certain level where you can't do that. No, I'm not saying my advice helped them at all, but well, it probably did. Why wouldn't his team was like, dude, like we're going to get to a certain level where you can't blow up between camps. So much. No, not when you get to a higher level. So, but that's what he's doing now. He

looks great. Great body. And when I tell you a rock star dude, like, and I was telling chin this on the shop show, you know, we've interviewed everybody, you name it. They've been on the show or I know them personally. There's two guys that I've met that have just that it factor and it's Conor McGregor and Patty. Two guys are like, I don't know what it is. Every time he's on the mic, he cracks me up. Yeah. Suck this. I'm telling you, super special. Where are you now? He wants to carry the boat, man. You know, he's gonna talk about, he's gonna carry the boat about fame. He can't walk down the streets of Liverpool. He's the

fifth beetle for a reason. He's so famous out there. Okay, even here when in San Diego, everywhere we go, people notice him. He's mad. He just has that factor that you can't manufacture it. The UFC can't build it, he just fucking has it. When I worked with, I did a TV show with Jessica Simpson at the height of her fame, right? She was like the biggest thing. And she could sing and all that,

I mean she could do all that. She sang like, if you ever wonder if she knows how to sing, she can sing sing. Watch her sing, Who's Gonna Save Your Soul by Jule, watch her sing that song on her variety show. It was like, I was like, oh my God, okay, I got you. Her voice is so good, you don't even notice her big ass knockers.

That's how talented she is. And then she is gorgeous. But I remember thinking, I was like, but I remember there were these beautiful women that were on the set. Some of them were on the cast, but others were like friends of hers. But it was like, you've seen it,

and you're like, Jesus, everybody's gorgeous. It's Hollywood gorgeous, right? And she was there. And then they did this group pic. And- She made them look like the opening ceremony of the- I always say that. I looked at her and I went, she looks like she's been dipped in gold.

Like her coloring, her hair, her skin. She's an angel. She just stepped, she just, it just, she made everybody look like they were in black and white. It was so interesting. You think you're hot. I was like, that's a star quality. Yeah, you think you're hot, and then you get around certain people like, oh.

Like Jason Momoa, I was in line with him. I've met him a couple times. Dude, in Topanga, at the Topanga Cafe, I was in line with my kiddos, he was there, I'm like, I'm okay. I look like a turd with eyes. I look like shit next to this guy. Stinky, though.

You know what, yes. What? He's just, he's one of those organic things. He next to this guy. Stinky though. You know what? Yes. What? He's just, he's one of those organic things. He's a stinky guy. Well, he's, he's, he's, he's a, he probably smells of the earth. God bless. He smells like hummus, whatever. He's as handsome.

I remember seeing him. I can put up with it though. I, so you know me. I saw him before anybody knew him. He was at a place called Asche. It was my favorite place in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in,

in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, oh, that's Aquaman. Yeah. The cast on that was like, we got the guy. When you saw him before anybody knew him in a t-shirt, though, 6'4", 250, whatever he is, he's just like, what is going on?

You're jaw dropping. Jaw dropping. Just. Just some people are gorgeous. Straight up Ted. Yeah. And look at him when he was younger. He was skinny.

This is interesting. Younger, decent. Yeah, younger, decent. He's all right. Looks like Tiger. Looks like Tiger. But then he got giant. So was that when he was 16 or what? That's when he was 27.

What? Well, that's 20 year old Jason Milos. So Bubba, I got a question. Now I want you to be respectful. Lips make you want to kiss him, huh? No, no, no, I got a question. Wait, what? With that incredible, those incredible locks.

I know where you're going, keep going. Well, because he's Scott Samoan, he's half Samoan, right? Sure. So there's a lot of big bones in there, look at that. Look at that. Look at that grip on my hip. Yeah, he's a giant, he's a man.

The tattoo. He's a tall man. Best part was he asked, do you want this photo? And I was like, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. He goes, it'll get all your girlfriends jealous. Oh, he's awesome. Take the photo, buddy. I like that.

It might be framed in my house. But I have a question. Little cocky, but I like it. I have a question. I like it. I know. But bubba, bubba, you're a thick guy. Sure.

And you're all natural thick. I'm on TRT. No, but even before that, you were always big. Oh yeah, I'm just a big, yeah. You're just a thick guy. Sure. And you're all natural thick. I'm on TRT. No, but even before that you were always big. Oh yeah. You're big boy. Moana white. Trump 2024. And we know that Samoans are Moana, they're just big. They don't need any steroids to be big.

He's a big bone guy. Sure. I don't understand the transition there. He just filled out in his 20s, later in his 20s? What's the rock on? Baba, are you saying? The rock's 50. Take whatever the rock's on, he's filled out in his 20s later in his 20s. What's the rock on? But are you saying 50? Take whatever the rocks on. He's on half of it.

Is that true? I would assume. But also, it's no disrespect. Go down there. I wouldn't share. If you're a man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no great genetics. Yeah, but when he makes that, he was on Baywatch Hawaii. When he makes that with testosterone, you're going to get a real special human being. But unless he just started lifting and he wasn't lifting. He could. That might have just been him not lifting.

Think of my boy Klopp. Yeah. I mean, he looks like that and all natural. There's just certain people. He's a guy who can just lift can do he might be one of those guys Yeah, now gun to the head for Aquaman. Did he get on some sauce? Yeah. Also, why wouldn't you I don't get Yeah, there's this weird like taboo that what the fuck yeah, why wouldn't you? Did you know what I saw was an amazing movie and talk about TRT, but Zac Efron is the real deal

Did you see him in Iron Claw? Hold on. Hold on. This is eight months ago I was telling you about it. Yeah I know. That would be coming out in that movie. Oh did I cry in it? Yeah I told Brian. Dude. On the show. Eight months ago?

Damn that's crazy. Click. Sorry. That was eight years ago when I told you. But it was so good. So good. He's the real deal man. Real story.

Yeah. So good. Dude when he's crying, his kids are playing, and he's Ice Staff brothers. I miss being a brother. He goes, I used to have brothers. That made me. Cry. He's such being a brother. He goes, I used to have brothers. That made me cry. He's such an amazing guy. He's so amazing.

Dance, he sings and he can act on that level. Look what he does to his body. So talented. All natural. With that jaw. All natural. But again, why wouldn't you? But back to the UFC, you gay man.

Back to the UFC. Okay. What else you got? Back to the UFC. We're talking about Patty. Now we can get into Tom Asthma, Curtis Blades, then? Back to the UFC. We're talking about Patty. Now, now we can get into Tom Aspinall and Curtis Blades. Okay. Okay. So I was very interested to see, I was rooting for Curtis in a way because I like Curtis Blades and I want to see Curtis Blades. I want to see how Tom Aspinall did against Curtis Blades wrestling. Not an ideal matchup

for him. No, I wanted to see because Curtis Blades is a motherfucker. He can, he'll take you down, put you on your back. And I would have said, Tom's going to spend a lot of time on his back. That's what Tom was even hoping for. But then Curtis abandoned the game plan because he thought he had some success on the feet and started trading with you. And then what did he do? He woke up to a jab, which concussed him. Jab wobbled him. And then that, what looked like it missed. But clipped him. It clipped him. Which just, when you're already, equilibrium's already off.

And then just that from a 260 pound man, your night's over. This is what they're talking about when it comes to heavyweights. And it'll be like, oh, early stoppage. And like, I'm with Tommy's like, this doesn't make sense. What was he gonna do there? He could have turned over and then I'm gonna mount,

punching his face in. Anybody who's saying it was an early stoppage needs to look at Curtis Blades because Curtis stayed on his elbows. He didn't even cover his head. He was so out of it that he was on his elbows. People just want it definite. They want no controversy, but it's like controversy. It's like, what are you talking about?

But also at heavyweights, if you're going to stop anything early, it's that one. Of course it is. And it's not like it was some kick and then he was like, my are you talking about? But also at heavyweights, if you're going to stop anything early, it's that one. Of course it is. And it's not like it was some like kick and then he was like my eye and he jumped in. No, he's face down ass up with a 260 pound monster on his elbows, not defending. I don't have an issue with it. Yeah. Tom best heavyweight in the world, hands down. Best heavyweight in the world.

Not even close. I like that Curtis Plade said about Pihara, bad idea if you want to come. You can beat some of the lower guys, but if you want to mess with us, we're going to take you down. Yeah, he's right. And we're going to punish you. But Curtis Blades, the game plan, Cody Donahue is my boy, the game plan was to wrestle him. He gets in and he starts exchanging.

Tom has the fastest hands in the heavyweight division by far, fastest hands. He just wanted to see how he did. But the game plan was to take him down. So if your game plan, uh, going to the Alex fight is to take him down and you start trading with him, you'll probably get knocked out. Yeah. Yeah. Just fight IQ shit.

But Curtis Blake is always right there. And then it's just doesn't happen for him. That's such a good guy. I love him, but that might be the difference in number three, number two, and champion Alexander dust spin right there. If John's not there, he's the best ever do it curse blades right there and then just you know Tom Aspinal the real deal and then Danny goes yeah, you can be the backup fighter for John John Stebitt's like oh What are we doing Aspinal what the fuck are we doing?

You mean, you mean, what did Dana say? He's like, yeah, Aspenall can serve as the backup fighter for John Jones, Steve in November. Meaning if somebody drops out. Meaning if one of those old guys roll their ankle, maybe we'll give you a shot. So you're saying, you are saying that Aspenall. Could probably beat up both in the same night.

Really? Everyone knows, like how long do we want to pretend that Aspenall's not the best heavyweight on the planet? How long do you want to pretend? You know what he would do to Stipe right now? Again, love Stipe, no disrespect. Stipe's been out for four years. Last time he fought he got knocked out.

Aspenall's been through the wringer, fighting contenders, starchin' him. Shortest Akkan time of that many fights we've ever seen. Starching everybody. There's only one guy in the heavyweight division that probably strikes as well or better than him, and that would be Cyril Gahn. Sure, but he can't grapple, so that's a fuckin' problem.

That's a problem. That's an easy night. Big problem, right? Easy night for him? He's not even in conversation. He's out. But that's the other thing. What are you going to do with Tom? Give him to John Jones.

Okay, but they're not doing that. So, what are you going to do? Give me his options. Go ahead. Let's say John beats Stipe and then just melts this thing two years ago by. And let's say John's like, I'm not really into it. I'm going to retire, but he doesn't, he doesn't vacate the belt. So you have an interim champion defending it.

How many times do you want them to defend it? Name the matchup that's going to get the fans excited. Go ahead. The only, the only, the only matchup that'll get the fans excited. Cause they're ignorant is, uh, Pahara. Right. Not cause they ignorant because that's an exciting fight, but he's not even a heavyweight.

Give me a heavyweight. Give me a heavyweight. I'd like to see him. I'd like to see him fight Cyril Gahn, who's doing a movie right now in France. Yeah. But I'd like to see him because I think striking wise Cyril Gahn gives him problems. That's, that's his biggest challenge striking. Tom's not a grappler necessarily, but he's a jiu jitsu guy. Tom's a grappler. He's just doesn't have to. Yeah. That's hilarious when people say that. Yeah. He's not a grappler necessarily, but he's a jujitsu guy. Tom's a grappler. He's a grappler. He's just doesn't have to. That's hilarious when people say that. He's not a grappler. Hold on.

Do your homework. You know he was born in a jujitsu gym. His dad owned a jujitsu gym since he was a kid. His dad's in his corner, he's a black belt. No, he's a black belt in jujitsu, I'm saying. His language is jujitsu. He just hasn't had to use it. What I mean is I wonder what his takedowns are like.

Can Serolgan keep on his feet? Absolutely not. No. No. No. He can't grapple, Brian. Hold on. Francis Ngannou, maybe a blue belt, we'll give him a blue,

on one leg took him down multiple times to beat him. Big problems. So Serolgan's number two, but it's because and that that's what you're gonna throw at me for Tom all this work He's saying all these guys. It's gonna probably get him, right? We have no other choice. What else you know, so how you gonna sell that? Yeah, he lost it. He got dominated last fight. I'm sure gone. All I'm doing is wrestling wrestling wrestling But he's on a movie set. He's on a movie set. And what's Tom done since he's fought John Jones? Wrestled, wrestled, wrestled, punched, punched, punched. And won three fights?

Yeah. All under a minute? Yeah. Big problem. Big problem. It's ridiculous. What did you think of the main event? Bilal Mohammed.

I think Bilal Mohammed has something going for him that champions do, which is a very, very high fight IQ. And I think Bilal Muhammad also is somebody like BJ Penn, who probably picks up on stuff faster than almost anybody. His wrestling, because he's been working with Khabib, his wrestling looked like, you know, that,

that high crotch thing that he was picking people up, you're going to see him in the wrestling, because he's been working with Khabib, his wrestling looked like, you know, that high crotch thing that he was picking people up. You're going to see that a lot of that now. That was a Khabib, that's a Khabib Mockatjie thing against the fence. But his, if I were Bala Muhammad, here's what I do. I go, I stay in that camp and then I have Gary Toner and Gordon Ryan coming to my camp

say can you teach me how to finish from the back? Pete Slauson Oh, disagree. Pete Slauson Really? Pete Slauson Disagree. So, at his age, and he's one ten in a row doing what he's doing, you want him to start

doing jiu-jitsu. No, no, no. Because what he needs to focus on is exactly what Khabib and Makchev do. Forget jiu-jitsu. It's so frustrating. Forget jiu-jitsu. Forget, when you take somebody's back, Islam and what Khabib do, you punish them, you ground and pound them.

Because the- Why not choke? How hard is it to learn? He's learned wrestling. Very hard. But he's already learned wrestling. Hold on. You don't think Balaam-e-Muhammad knows rear naked choke? I'm sure he does. He does, right? He does. No, hold on. Hold on. Do you think Gregory Rodriguez, multi-time world champion in Jiu-Jitsu knows rear naked choke? Yeah. He does, right? Yeah. Now he couldn't do that against Christian Leroy Duncan, who's probably a blue belt,

if that. So the defense is easier to learn. Yes. It's so easy to defend. So you could spend a lot of time learning it, but then you're going to be dealing with it. Yeah. He needs to learn because he's getting people's back. You got to be able to finish from there like Khabib did, like Islam did. You risk control. So whatever's working is working here. It's working, but for us to focus on Jiu-Jitsu submissions, which is easy to defend, Jiu-Jitsu is a very small level of the game now.

Very small. You can put your effort into anything. He should learn ground and pound at that Dagestan camp that he's been going to. That's what they specialize in. Not trying to- How do you account for his ability to stand in the pocket and exchange like that? His chin, but then also-

But also his boxing. He gets a piece of you every time. His boxing's good. It's good. It's good enough where he's going to beat a guy like Leon Edwards. He points you. He doesn't knock you out. He's not going to knock us out.

He can, but the thing is Leon Edwards' striking is so, he doesn't knock you out, he's not going to knock us out. He can, but the thing is Leon Edwards striking is so high that notice Bala Muhammad, he wasn't cutting the cage off with his footwork. He was doing it with his left hook. So when Leon would circle out this way, he was throwing the left hook to get Leon to put high guard. Then if Leon went high guard, he'd go uppercut, that would get his respect. Then he's not shooting right away because that's what everyone does. So all Leon's training for against Colby,

who's not a striker, Camaro, not a striker, take down defense and get underhooks. Because those guys go punch, punch, punch, the guard's up, now I shoot. He's built to go boom, underhooks. Balal wouldn't do that. Balal went guard up, all right,

boom, hit him, get his respect, then he'd follow it up, then you'd see him go the body, the guard would still be up and then he would go Mm-hmm, so it's the case often the target and then come out but the cadence was different But but Usman and Kobe never got his respect never got any was harder, too That's my own. I know who's been might hit hard if he lands. He's not landing and he's not putting combinations together might hit hard if he lands. He's not landing. And he's not putting combinations together.

Bilal would put combos together and land, get the guard up, cut him off with striking, and then shoot. And then also, what Kamauro and Kobe would do is you can't fight Leon the Senate hot gun. You're gonna lose. He's gonna be everybody alive. He's too good.

And he can defend from that. He's too good. You gotta press swarm him. You have to pressure, but you have to be willing to get knocked out. Yeah. Ball all was. He was like, I trust my chin. Look at the size of my head.

He's built like a Rottweiler. Yeah, he is. So he's like, go ahead. Yeah. All good. So he was willing to get knocked out and apply pressure and get respect for striking, which set up the takedowns.

So Leon against Colby and Ussman, all he had to really worry about was the takedown, easy to defend at his level. That's all he trains. But when a guy's going to fucking hit you in the face and he's there for 25 minutes, it's going to be tough. What a gas tank. Because by the time, and he didn't give him the chance to get underhooked, by the time he realizes he's getting taken down, your hands are already clasped.

Okay, so wait. the chance to get underhooks. By the time you realize he's getting taken down, your hands are already clasped. Where tomorrow, remember tomorrow, push him to the cage, have an underhook, and then try to, no, no, that's all Leon's working on. So stop the underhook, Leon's gonna always go for underhooks. Always. So then when Balal would have his waist, then he would push his hands down

and he'd go right to the high cross, just like, yeah, then you're getting thrown in your head. So the way to prevent that, you can't let them get their hands locked. But when their hands are locked, it's too late. At his level, it's too late. It has to be before that. It's going to drop level and high crotch you and pick you up. It has to be before that.

Way before that. Let's take a little break, Brennan. Do you like this shirt I'm wearing? I always like the shirt you wear. Yeah, this is a true classic shirt. I knew it. I'm always in my true classic. Because those pecs were popping.

It sits right on the shoulders. The biceps are popping like the girl off the Olympics. Wear this on stage too, cause it's the breathable things. So I don't sweat through it. You know what I mean? Even if I sweat, you can't see it. It's moisture wicking or something. I don't know what they do.

Dude, and they're joggers. Even the summer, your boys wear it. 100 degree weather. I'm in the true classic joggers. Me too. They got dope crew neck tees. Yep. I was in-

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But that's a wrestling move. That's a- Yeah, but remember Barnett wasn't shoot like, I'm sorry, DC wasn't a shooter. He was all upper body Well, it's all shooting. Yes class with hands getting below like right below your butt shit and going. Yeah Even could be wasn't doing it set up with the hands. Can we was just on? He's a tank. He's a tank and he's got a gas tank and and that was incredible now him for shop cuts by next. How do I? Really? Yeah, they're not gonna do it. You made it rematch. No. No, so Balal who is next in line? Okay, that's a fucking fight That's a now before this fire my god shop cuts gonna walk through me. I don't think so

He has this Abilities X Factor. I think Balal has that X Factor and in terms of like not charisma I'm talking about champion X Factor. Now, how do you how do you how do you think Balal does against Ian Gary? I think he takes him down and fucking beats the shit out of him. Maybe yeah, maybe who else But it's gonna be Ian Gary, Leon Edwards Winner that will get a title fight and then itavkat Belal Mohammed. That's what they're going to do. Great fights. See, I like that Leon. I love Leon. It's no disrespect to him, but I like that he lost because it opens up the division for all these fun matchups. That's what's fun.

I mean, because it's not like the division. Markchev's got to be looking at that 70 pound thing going, I could have that belt too. Him and Belal will never fight each other. No. And, but of course, Markchev looking at that going, man, I wish I went up a flat lane at UFC 300. Of course. Because, I mean, even Belal admits this. You know what happens when Markchav and Belal? It's not, I know, I've talked to Belal about it. It's not fun. I had a long conversation with Belal about, because remember when I went to Chicago, I went to Belal's house, ate with his family. It's not fun.

Yeah, trained with him. He was like, dude, it's such a nightmare training with them. He goes, it's a disaster with those guys. So I bet Mark Chubb eventually goes up there once Balaw's done, but they won't fight each other. They won't fight each other. No. Holds Balaw now. It's so good for him.

He's like a hero in the Arab world. Now. 36. 36. Now, now. Time to get going. Yeah, now. We need a lot of fights. A lot of fights, make some money. Because Shafkat's young. Now, now. Time to get going. Yeah.

Now. We need a lot of fights. A lot of fights. Make some money. Because Shavkat's young. He deserves it. I want him to make all the money. Such a good guy.

Great guy. You know him pretty well, right? Oh yeah. I texted with him this morning. I love him. Now, now here's the thing about Bilal. Wait, no, not Bilal. Leon.

Ian Gare. Well, just the weight class is interesting is, is well, fantastic. Yeah. Loaded. That was the point you were going to make. He fights Shavkat. Ball. Yeah. Yeah. He'll, he'll be an underdog in that fight. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. JDM there, Ian Machado, Gary. That's a stacked, that is a 70 pounds is, you know. That's great. You get some new blood in there. It's great. Yep.

Yep. Good card overall though. Very good card. The prelims suck. You had seven decisions in a row. Oof, that's tough. Yeah. 3 AM.

London time. Tough. Tough, tough. That's a tough one. That's a tough tough. Yeah. 3 AM. London time. Tough. Tough. That's the other thing. Like Leon Edwards had to get to the place at 1 AM, stay up till 5 AM. That's a motherfucker. It is. Now you know three or four weeks ahead of time, that's when you're going to be fighting. You know, way before that. But that's tough. Still tough. Is it? Because that's the same thing he does when he fights here. Yeah, you got to do it. You got a try. I won't entertain that excuse I wanted to he didn't look like he was ready to go no matter what he looked like he was a deer in headlights He's always had that issue where he gets slow start. Yeah, yeah, it gets down You can see his dad or whoever his coach is like, let's go. Not his dad. Yeah, dad died, right? I know yeah, your piece shit. Whoever whoever whoever

Let's go Leon. You've of shit. Whoever, whoever, whoever. Yeah, bad guy. Let's go Leon, you gotta do this. You know? Yeah, he was trying to motivate him because he just, he was so. He was the same way with Kamaru's. Kamaru, yeah. Slow start with Kamaru too, right?

Kind of gets mopey. He gets actually mopey. He just doesn't look like he can be bothered. He's like, ah, I'm fucking over it. He might be. That's fine. That's fine. It's hard.

The problem, but here's, when you're a champ, remember it's another day in the office for you. For the guy you're fighting, it's his everything. It's fine. That's fine. It's hard problem. They put here's when you're champ remember It's another day in the office for you for the guy you're fighting. It's everything Everything and they've done everything they can do for that moment and they're ready for the moment That's what I want to talk about. Did I lose our bet? What were the pay-per-view numbers? Well, how many people watch below the entire Middle East come alive and watch it just type in pay--per-views. We won't know the number of surprise for a few days, but... Am I wrong though? We don't know yet. No, you... Oh, I know. I'll tell you what didn't help your case either is they had production issues as well.

Oh, they were? Yeah. But were the... Yeah, I don't think it's going to come out till... Okay. So we'll find out. But I wanna know, was there a tremendous viewership in the Middle East? Or am I just naive? We won't know.

Am I romantically naive? We won't know. We won't know. Yeah. Not a lot of people have like satellite in Gaza right now. They don't even have a house. Yeah, they're not worried about a like satellite in Gaza right now. They don't even have a house. They're not worried about a UFC fight in Gaza right now. Okay. Maybe a few more days. I'm not paying you yet.

We can pay me for Biden though. Hey, hey, real quick. I remember betting money on that. These are the easiest bets to win. I don't remember betting money on. Oh yeah. There's even a meme our boy made. Adam and, uh, was it Adam and Telly? Yeah, he made a meme. It's a man like Brendan right now after winning this bet. Isn't it amazing how How incredible fucking Did the press how incredibly biased the presses how they tell there it is Fox's buying drops out Brendan winning the bet against Brian. Look leave this. Oh Chin stuffed it. Oh, I want to put the audio on that's why I don't think

there's any audio. Brendan went in his bed and it shows Biden just smiling. All right. That's too easy. I've drops out. Anything else you want to bet on? You're doing well. My money. You're doing well. Yeah, that's fine. I'm paying. I'm I'm I'm poor right anything else you want bet on you. Um, you're doing well my money maker. Well, yeah, that's fine I'm paying I'm I'm I'm poor right now That Biden ones easy though How funny is it though now now the the left is like that Trump's too old to run. Yo What you told us before that that was Biden superpower was his age. Yeah

It's like Kamala wasn't in charge of the border. You're like, no, we have record. You guys were saying he was and then you know, we learned that she'd saying that he she's a D I higher is racist misogynist. Biden said I'm choosing a black woman. He's he's the one who said I didn't say he's the one who said it. It's you guys are like literally telling me that two plus two is 18 again, just like you're telling me that if I have a cock and balls and a beard, I'm a woman, I'm a woman.

It's like, what are you talking about? Come on guys. It's wild, man. It's just unbelievable. I'm going to have my magic mind right now. Good, man. Because I want to get into another topic. I want to get your take on the Olympics.

Oh my God. The opening ceremony where they- Dude, imagine this. Imagine training your ass off since you were a kid to get to the Olympics. You've done everything in your power. You've put all your blood, sweat and tears into it. And then for whatever reason, the woke committee goes, you know what? This year for summer 2024 Olympics, we're going woke. Check this out. Oh, we're going to make fun of, no, we're going to make fun of Christianity. How wild is that?

We're going to have a drag queen with his balls out. Now, no, wait, just real quick. That's my mental performance shot. Okay? You're ready to go. I've had a cup of coffee. This creates a sense of flow. And not only that, if the podcast gets even better and my energy gets even more flowy, it's magic money. It's just magic money, yes. Now if it gets worse, it's not magic money. I always want another one because I like the taste so much. I always drink too.

I like the taste. I know, I wish I had a big old thing of it. Yeah. Just green juice all day. I love it. Um, here's my thing too. If they did that to the Muslim community, do you think they would just be like, oh, you guys are silly? Why do Christians put up with it? Hey, hey, hey. What do you think they would just be like, oh, you guys are silly? Why do Christians put up with it? What do you think Muslims would do?

They would kill. They would kill. There'd be riots in the street. Well, those drag queens and everybody who put it on wouldn't be around it. Now, what if they did to the Jewish community? Would there be an uproar? Yeah. Now, why is it now- Because Christians are so plentiful, because Christians, because the idea is love, because Christians are, because Christian societies like Western Europe have reaped the whirlwind of success.

And so it's like, ah, we can make fun of the people on top, is really what the idea is. And people are just sitting back and taking it. Well- Do it to the Muslims, they'll have it goes for you. The way I look at it is like, if you want to do that, then you have a right to pull your advertising. You know, you have a right to do that. They lost a big advertiser. Yeah, well, you know, it's, to me, it's an attack on Western values and Western institutions.

And the idea is it's all in an orchestrated plan to try to take down what got us here, which is Western values and Western society. And for that matter, Christianity has been a very, very favorable. Religion to progress. So I don't know. Paris Olympic organizers apologize for shocking drag last supper. Not enough.

Now, you know, this is planned. I don't know, six, eight months out. Now you're, now you're apologizing. She's in shape though, at least. Yeah, with a love thing. Like, you know. That's it, dude. Out there on the right? In the middle. That looks like a gal. The middle.

Oh, is it? No, she's a lesbian. Just a fake lesbian. But, um... So, was it all guys? How does this work? No, no, no. It's just gays and trans. But if I'm Ozempic, dude, she's my face of the company. I take her, I go, hey, remember this lady you all hated? Check her out now. And we do like unrevealing like it's fucking botched. That's what I would do. If I'm Ozempic, I make her my poster girl

and we fucking shoot her up with Ozimpic. And then, like, can you remember her? Check out now. Oh, and also, she's not doing that weird shit anymore. You know? And that's how I'd sell it. Is that what you do? Just spitballing ideas at the marketing table, yeah.

Why not? Yeah, you know, Paris and France has had a long history of anti-Christian sentiment in the French Revolution. All the churches were, the priests were defrocked, the churches were stripped bare, and they were used as, you know, revolutionary halls because the church was considered a wing of the monarchy, and the monarchy would use the church for power, So it was like, it became, and then in the 1900s, there was this anti religious thing.

Now, yeah, no doubt. Hey, does it bother you? Her arms are bigger than yours. No, no, wait, before I go, you know where they don't fuck with that? Not bigger than mine. Got some good arms. You're still stuck on that, that gal.

Yeah, yeah. Now you know where Christianity, you wouldn't say shit about Christianity in Eastern Europe. Don't do it in Bulgaria. Don't do it in Romania. Don't do it in Hungary, you're going to have your hands full. You have some problems. Don't do it in Russia, you're going to have your hands full.

You'll have your hands full. Oh, wouldn't it go over well there? Now do you think they would have made it out alive or would they have ended up in prison if they did this same thing in Russia? Well, can I say one more thing? Russia does some things, right? Right? May I say one more thing? Russia does some things right, right? May I say one thing? If you left your valuables out on the street in Budapest of Hungary or in Romania, you

would not get them stolen. Try that in Paris, in Rome, in any of those countries. Yeah, but watch your Ps and Qs at those other places. Yeah, because they don't fuck around. in any of those countries. But watch your Ps and Qs at those other places. Yeah, because they don't fuck around. I just, those athletes, imagine that, and that's the narrative, like, fuck, dude, I've worked my ass off, and you can go this woke agenda now?

Yeah. And now they apologize, oh, my bad, this didn't go over well? No, no, no, no, no. We turn on the limbics to watch the athletes compete, not for your weird fucking messages. Here's the thing, I don't- Also my kids are watching.

But here's the thing, if you want to be weird and do a ceremony and you want the blowback, you can do that. If you want to do some weird artistic interpretation, my thing is you're deliberately attacking Christianity and mocking it and you know what you're doing. You're just being a dick. No, no. My thing, yeah, go ahead and do it. Don't do it at the Olympics.

Yeah. Do it on your own fucking time with the own people that get down with that. Yeah, but I don't care What you do they captured our eyeballs. No, they did. No, yes. No, I'm watch Olympic since no No, I'm that guy. See you my kids and there's no Olympics this year. I'm out. That's fair. I'm out. That's fair I'm out. But but in a way, you know, Let's all pretend once every four years we care about fucking archery and gymnastics. Do you think swimming gets too much attention? It all gets too much attention for two weeks out of the every four years. It all does. I watched a fucking horse jog through a course the other day. This bitch won a gold. Hold

on. Her same gold. Was it dressage? I don't give a fuck. Her same gold medal is the same gold medal LeBron James gets? Do you think? Hold on. Could she jocke to a horse? No, it was dressage. You've got to really, it's a lot of detail. Fuck you. The horse was even out of breath. What about breakdancing? Do you think breakdancing should be an Olympic sport?

No. How is MMA not a sport? And could there be a more corrupt business than the Olympics? Could there be any, no one wants to talk about this. could there be a more corrupt business than the Olympics? Could there be any, no one wants to talk about this. Could there be a more corrupt business? They make billions off the TV right deal, Coca-Cola, Kellogg's, whoever other woke sponsor they have. They make billions. The athletes get zero.

Yeah. Zero. And y'all want to talk about UFC pay? The Olympics makes billions. The Olympics sports are like gymnastics. I like track and field. I like wrestling. I like boxing. Once a year, once every four years I'll check it out. Yeah. I like diving. Sure. Once every fucking four years,

I'll scan through it. But now you only see my peeper scan in it cause you went woke because you put some fat girl on there mocking Christianity I'm out and I'm nice and even a fat girl or is it a man who you keep saying it's a man I've done my homework it's a fucking fat lesbian Brian you did all your homework yes it's a fat lesbian dude figure it out okay's Trump's Secret Service now. Probably do the exact same job. And if you don't think that was the inside job, you're a piece of shit. Did you see where you see the balls?

Show the guy's balls. Oh, dude. Did you see this? Yeah. It's great. Now that I like. The guy on, the guy's really excited with his balls showing.

Like just, real fuck you to the world. Like just, it's so hostile. Well that's how dumb they think society is. That they can do this stuff and we're like, oh it's all good, everyone has their rights, it's wild, dude. Tent's cool hanging out. This one was fun.

And it was on purpose. Oh yeah. Dude, if my balls are out in the air, I know. Of course you know. There he is, that guy right there. This guy? Yep. Yeah, but we got to see his nuts act, Jen.

Hold on. How blatant was it? Oh, his balls are. It's a pair of nuts hanging out the front. Yeah. It's like getting Denver Post, his house burnt down. Let's take a little break, because sometimes when you want to get busy,

I mean, when you want to put it down. Kind of, we're talking about that wiener. Yep, now your dick games sometimes, if you're're a lot of guys, he takes a nap. Sometimes he takes a nap. Sometimes your dick game is like, I don't want to do this right now. I'm tired. You can wake him up. He's kind of half.

You can't have that. No, you can't have that. No way, man. You're about to get busy and all of a sudden you can't get things. I got to show up like Balaamahamed bro. Thank you. Ready to go. You want to be direct and ready.

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Turkey they had a men's, I said, I went to the Turkish bath, and there was a man, and there it is, there's a man and woman, there's a men's and woman's, and I said to the Turkish guy, I said, but I don't identify, I'm a man, but I identify as a woman, and they go, he said, sir, we, with all due respect, we don't play that game here.

Yeah, yeah. No, he didn't. He goes, yeah, he goes, very old fashioned here. Yeah. Yeah, he said oh, he did it. He goes. Yeah, he was very old-fashioned here Yeah, I'm just gonna play that shit now in Turkey everywhere you go every store You go everywhere that you go through a metal detector everywhere interesting. Yeah everywhere And oh to get on the plane from from Turkish Airlines to get on a plane from Istanbul open to get on my plane You ready for this? seven checkpoints seven did they stop you right before the plane check your they

check you physically mm-hmm they check your bag visually they put your back through a machine there's seven different checkpoints I was going crazy yeah I was like guys seriously they go your country makes us do it yeah I was like also you know why right they threw away my curling iron yeah that's that them away. Yeah, at the last one before you get on the plane, they're like, what is this? And I was like, what do you mean? Yeah, no doubt. They threw it away.

You guys know why, right? Why? There's been some terrorism there. They have some terrorism. They have the Kurds, they have their own Islamic... They're surrounded by it. Their own Islamic fundamentalism. They're what we call in the hot spot.

I saw a woman in a full burka eating and she had to put the food under her veil. And she had to put the food under her veil. And she had to put the food under her veil. Islamic fundamentalism. They're what we call in the hot spot. I saw a woman in a full burka eating and she had to put the food under her veil. It was like just literally covered in a really hot day. Was she eating spaghetti or something? Huh? Was she eating spaghetti? She was eating a meatball and I was like, damn, that's a lot.

That's a lot. She should get a gold medal. But then it's also really cosmopolitan. Istanbul is like very both, you know? But Istanbul has always been, you know, but Istanbul's always been, you know, Turkey's always been controlled by the military and Erdogan took power and he was like, here you go. Nobody's messing around. There's a lot of order, a lot of order, not a lot of crime. Cleaning it up.

Not a lot of crime. Cleaning it up. Yeah. Beautiful city. What else you got, Jen? All right. What'd you guys do with your time? Well, you and I were here, Jen. What did you do, Sinatra? I had a busy weekend. I helped out a couple of friends, a little band called Ice Nine Kills. I was in a music video for them. And then I went down to Comic-Con and helped out in San Diego, helped out down there with

a couple of booths. And while I was there, I'll tell you the coolest thing that's one of our current events. Yes, this is Ice Nine Kills. It's kind of our current events Yes, this is ice nine kills Kind of horror theme you guys know that movie terry fire with that creepy clown. He was there So I have a fear of clowns So head down the entire 15 hour day like not looking at this dude

Walking around coming up to me every five seconds was a legit costume fully in garb kept in garb, kept in his... It's like the actual guy? Yes, him. The guy. Man, hopefully they paid him well for that. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And it was just, it was horrifying, but these are my friends and it was fun, got a little bloodied up. Two 15 hour days.

Then we went to Comic Con and the coolest thing in one of the current events we have here is Marvel announced the new Dr. Doom is gonna be Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, did you see people go crazy? They, I was in the room, they went nuts. Tough one because he was Iron Man. Yeah, so but that's the whole multiverse thing, right? Well, Robert Downey Jr. was also a black guy in Tropic Thunder and then I saw Iron Man. So the thing is that he's so Iron Man. So for him to be Dr.

Doom, but he's so good that he'll pull it off. Yeah. Really exciting. How do we feel about people going crazy over that announcement? Come on. I don't know Dr. Doom. I'm familiar with Dr.

Doom. Yeah. I know Dr. Doom. Who was he? He's a, he's a villain with Dr. Doom, yeah. I know Dr. Doom. Who was he? He's a villain? He's a villain, Superman. Bad, bad guy.

I mean Lex Luthor, but not Dr. Doom. I don't remember Dr. Doom. Dr. Doom was a problem. Yeah. You're familiar? Yeah, I know comic books, man. I grew up on that shit, but. This guy?

Mm-hmm. I didn't fucking bust a nut in my pants when Robert Downey Jr. took the mask off. I'm also 40 though, you know? Yeah, but it's also he's so good and you know, he's gonna kill it. Oh no, he can do no wrong with my book. Yeah, Dr. Doom was a big deal. Well, people thought it was gonna be Jared Leto.

I got real excited for you for a second. He's too skinny. He's not evil enough either, you know? He can be. But also, he was in a Marvel film already. Yeah but multiverse you can make anything up now. I'm sick of all the Marvel shit. I don't know. Too many. Got another one for you. But did you there's a new movie coming out I don't know when it comes out but it's with Nicolas Cage and plays a serial

killer and it's supposed to be nuts. I've heard of it. They're saying it's like with his best role. He plays a serial killer it's supposed to be nuts. I've heard of it. They're saying it's like with his best role. It plays a serial killer It's supposed to be so fucking good It only really sent a few theaters, you know serial killer shit I'm all over but the word on the street serial killer fans is this long legs long legs Horror movie serial killer Okay But you can't really once it come out for God's sakes I don't see

shit in the theater so I gotta wait for it to stream 85% oh oh shit it's right by the theater well I can't bring the kids I can't yeah it's only 10 7.2 out of 10 on IMDB Yeah, I think about the people that vote for that I needed to be streaming though long legs. Yeah, it's supposed to be fucking good It scares me is there really people out there like that that's why it's good that's why it's scary audience is 61% Tomato meters 85. I don't care about that shit Yeah, if you want to watch it watch like when I go to want to watch I don't look at a trailer review You want to watch a trailer? Hell? Yeah, I do. Do I?

Click the first one. Yeah I'm in I could use a clip of Nicholas Cage in that, but okay. I'm gonna watch it. It's supposed to be good, dude. I just need it streaming though. I watch it at like nine o'clock, kids in bed. What else you got? Last Marvel one I got for you.

Biggest opening weekend of 2024, guys. Deadpool and Wolverine came out. No, you don't want to see that either you have no desire I wait for streaming I like Deadpool they're the original they're fine I like Ryan Reynolds so it crushed crushed 205 million he's unstoppable he's incredible I'm like between I don't even know what is that you know how he does that thing with Rob McElhany that Rex and thing yeah I love when you watch the two of them,

because Rob's like, yeah, you know, I make this much money, and Ryan makes movie money or whatever, but he cannot be stopped. Who said I make that much money? Rob McElhaney. From Always Sunning, Philadelphia? Okay.

That's my guy, I love him. And then also, yeah, those are original, I love those. Yeah, so this was supposed to be great. I heard great reviews. I have not yet gone to see it, but this is my last little one for you. I'll see it when it comes out streaming. Okay, what do you wanna do next, Jen?

Up to you. I'll see this one. So, Elon Musk's trans daughter, you guys heard about this? Yeah, with Jordan Peterson? Yeah, I have. Yeah, I guess she's upset with her dad and- He's upset.

He's upset, she's upset. There's a lot of things going on and I don't know. I kind of feel bad for both of them at this point, don't you? See, it's the same thing like when Alistair Overeem, he has a daughter who's transitioning. It's just not the place to do it, man. Like that platform, you have an interview with, and I love Elon Musk, but it looks like having a large discussion that's live and out to the public, you don't need to bring that stuff to light.

Pete Slauson The only thing is that – Pete Slauson Because you got to think about the kid, man. Pete Slauson I agree. The only thing is that I think with Elon Musk, he was already in the news about his daughter or his son who's now trying to be his daughter. And I think that he realizes that Gavin Newsom has put in place laws. For example, if your child is identifying as a different sex, the school is not allowed to notify the parents. That's California.

I think that's evil. I think that's wrong. Me too. Me too. I think it's immorally. I think that's evil. I think that's wrong. I think it's immorally, I think it's morally wrong. I think allowing children and supporting children to transition by taking drugs like puberty blockers, cross sex hormones that will change their body forever is evil. But everyone agrees with you. Not everybody agrees. So I think for him, he's like, since I lost my son, he said I

lost my son, I'm going to talk about this because I'm fighting it, since, since I lost my son, he said, I lost my son. I, I'm going to talk about this because I'm fighting it, which is why I'm moving SpaceX out of California. It's actually why he said he was moving it out. So I get it. I think it's like a personal form. I think it's on, it's the whole thing is terrible for everybody. Here's my thing with that. Like, yeah, he's doing, he's doing something bigger, but it's at the expense of his kid. Because if they do feel that way, like his son that transitioned to female, think how she feels, and this just makes the gap

even broader, you know what I'm saying? So this isn't gonna help the relationship. So you're kind of singling out your kid, it's just tough, man. Because you have to publicly knowledge, right? It's public knowledge that he has a transgender kid, but it's not to this level. We've never talked about on here. It never made major news all over the place.

So this just highlights it. Pete Slauson I think it's tough when he says such and such was born gay and slightly autistic, two attributes contributed to gender dysphoria. I knew that from when he was about four years old. But do you mention what she say? This part? Go up. There's a lot of stuff I need to debunk,

which I will get to, don't worry. But I want to start with what I find funny, which is the notorious slightly autistic tweet. It's going to be a bit, so just bear with me. All right, keep going. I get it, Brendan. I agree with you. It's entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened ever

I don't even know where he got this from my best guess that he went to Mee-Lo School of Gay stereotypes just pick some some at random said good enough in the last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he's so obviously In the wrong even his own effing story. I Hate this I hate all of it, but you know, like if the kid does feel like a boy or a girl trapped in a boy's body, like it's already confusing. It's already a lot to deal with. And then your dad who might be the most famous man on the planet highlights that. And they're like, dude, it's already, I'm already on the tough fucking time, dude. It's like over him like bud. I get it He was like I refuse to acknowledge he wants

His daughter like identifies as male or something. Yeah, he's like I refuse to call him by his proper pronouns like I'm old school I get it and that's how you feel I can't imagine what dad's deal with like it must be super tough What you don't do is go on a public forum and out your kid man now i get why elon has vendetta and i support elon most things dude you're singing out your own kid i just it's tough man i just i wish peace for that child i wish that well this isn't a way to get that. I hope that this kid is happy with their transition and that that it, I hope that it's, it's, they feel when they're 30 that it was the right thing to do. I don't know. So fucked up, man. It's tough. It's tough.

Yann says Vivian is dead to him after transition during the pandemic. I don't, I don't agree with transitioning children. I think it's evil. Me too. I'm violently opposed to it. Well, the whole thing with that is, hold on. So a kid has to be 21 to drink, but a minor can chop off their wiener? Well, it's less than that.

Or get hormones? It's the hormones, the cross-sex hormones that change their life forever. And changes the dynamics of chemistry of your brain. And your bone density and everything. And we don't know, we don't, we don't have the science to really tell. So this is being driven by an ideology. It's being driven by something that's, you know,

and then I'm sorry, but the other thing is you have people like, uh, this, this, this, whatever the, uh, Ellen Page or whatever, who's an actress who just, you know, has decided I'm in a transition. How many young girls now are like, well, Ellen Page is doing it. I'm gonna. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah That's not good. I don't I see I like when Newsome does this type of stuff Yeah, yeah, I like it it just helps yeah, but it also kids at risk True, but it's just pushing the marker like parents. Dude, you want to get somebody's vote or not get

somebody's vote? Fuck with their kids. So I like when he does stuff just shows his true colors. tricked him into signing paper medical paperwork to give him the green light. Wow. And I'd be pissed. I would go on the war path. I understand. That's what he's doing. I understand why he's like that. But you just don't see your kid. There's a better way to go about it. He's too smart for this man. There's a better way to do it. He might have decided he's like that, but you just don't sing out your kid. There's a better way to go about it He's too smart for this man There's a better way to do it man. He might have decided he's already lost the kid kid doesn't speak to him

Maybe there's already that okay, so you still don't do that man. You don't do that. How old is this kid? 18 now Because I feel like he could have made this point without singling out the kid. About. About. Because they don't have all the data. He was really present in our life. Yeah, I just feel like he could have made that point without doing this. Yeah, I'll stay out of this.

Because I don't know It's not though because he have That many really he's like professional athlete. Yeah, here's the other thing it all says he's rarely present in their life It's like get in. Yeah. Yeah, hold on. So now you upset the way things turned out So on you're upset now that the kid has anger toward you and you weren't a dad? You're out building all this shit, which is what it takes to get to where he's at, but something has to give. Give me the best dad and also get us to the moon.

Yeah, he's got 11 kids, some by marriage, I guess. A lot of kids. That's a lot of kids. I got four. What the? 12 at least. Wow. Three women. That's a lot of kids, man four what the 12 at least three women It's a lot of kids man

And y'all want to be mad at Nick Cannon and you don't have that much time Because you're running the world you run the world and then you're upset the way the kids turn out Okay, whose fault is that? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? That's what like Alistair They take no responsibility, no accountability. Alistair goes, well, you know, I was around a lot, and when I was, they were giving me the iPad tablet while I was in America doing my thing. You're doing your thing.

What the fuck you talking about? Hey, you weren't there, dude. Bad dad. And now you're upset that you didn't put the time into the kid, and you're upset the way things have gone. Whose responsibility is that? It's fair. Fuck yeah, it's fair.

Take some accountability. Yeah, I fucked up, wasn't around a lot. Wish I would've done things different. But no, now it's the kid's fault and you're all upset and then you blast the kid out. Okay, how do you think that's gonna go with the relationship? Do you think that's gonna bring you guys closer or make things further apart now?

It is what it is, man. Sucks. I got a question for you guys. This was asked to me this weekend. Do you know what mukbanging is? No, but I like it, man. So what is a no? Sounds like a name of a band.

Okay, right. So we don't know. Obviously I know. You probably know because you're you. Oh, is it an Asian thing? Apparently it began over there. Korea, it became popular. Does it involve poop? know because you're you. Oh, is it an Asian thing? Apparently it began over there. Korea. It became popular. Did it involve poop? Someone asked me if I had a mukbang site. Instantly I'm defensive until I look into it and all it is is just people watching me eat food. Yeah, you know

this. It's like a, what is it, uh, ASM? That's part of it, but it's not. ASMR or whatever. That's, there's just specific kinds of mukbang. So muk means eat, and bang means room. So eating in your room, basically what it means. And you just film yourself eating in the room? Yeah, and then it gets really popular. And people like to see it? Yeah.

And sometimes the sound- Do you want to sell some tickets? Start filming yourself eating fucking Tartar in your room. Someone said to Google mukbang octopus. Oh, the ones that swallow the whole octopus? Yeah, I don't like that. The ones that are so moving. I don't know. Tartar in your room. Someone said to Google mukbang octopus. Oh The whole octopus yeah, I don't know I don't know I was just told this that's a new I didn't know that was a thing The world is weird. There's money to be made be Yeah, I don't know if that's for me

See this is alive right there, too. Oh, that's good. That's too crazy. No, she's not gonna Well, that's sexual. That's what that is. She's deep thrown in a giant octopus. I don't like any of that. I don't like any of that. Yeah. It's cause it's over. You're. I'm going to go pee. Go pee. All right. So let's start with, oh, did you guys know that Manny Pacquiao fought over the weekend? No exhibition. And he actually, he did not do well Against a taller, you know, we haven't talked about you know, we haven't talked about

the Mike Perry Jake, I mean Jake Paul to the happen two weeks ago, huh? But like I'm right talking about it, but we haven't talked vacation, huh? You're on vacation still Well, what do you think right broke his rib Tough fight for Perry, right? Yeah, he's getting lit up. Yep. Oh, you can't box their hands down face Yeah, he was trying to cover his body. I thought right tough got caught right in the red broke his rib I'll tell you what don't talk for shit that he fought that of course, but I think too this just I'll tell you what don't tell for shit that he fought that of course, but I think too This just

Highlighted that nobody wants to see Jake do that to Mike Tyson like if you thought I don't know that against my agree with you I don't see how anybody's saying I agree with you. I don't want to see that I haven't talked to a close friend of Jake's and he's like, I'm I agree with you man. I said it's not the move, dude He's not gonna gain any more fans. I said if it's a money play I don't think he needs money if the money play I get it's not the move dude. He's not gonna gain any more fans. I said if it's a money play I don't think he needs money if the money play I get it with you But as far as like branding and career don't do it. No, you know, you cuz it's a lose-lose situation Yes, you beat the shadow Mike Tyson. We're gonna fucking hate. It's not a legend at 60. He's 60 with ulcers What are we doing? What are you? Why why awful and if you lose, he's a 60 year old with ulcers.

There's no win here, dude. Go fight Darren Till. Do some other shit, dude. No, fight Alex Piera. That'd be a bad idea. Do you see Alex Piera giving the what for to that heavyweight boxer? Oh yeah. That would be, that'd be, if he's got the balls to fight Alex Piera, which he called

him out on. It's a waste of time to even talk about Alex under contract. It's not going to happen. Yeah. Damn. We might as well talk about him fighting. Jake know that as he's just doing that. Yeah.

Cause Alex is the biggest thing. Oh, he's the marketing genius. Of course that's going to make waves. Unless Danny gets a feather up his ass. Is there somebody who'd like to see him fight? Darren Till. Darren Till's not a boxer though. So it's a fun fight. Neither is Mike Perry.

The size is the biggest criticism he has. So Darren Till's a big guy. Yeah, fight another big guy. Also doesn't matter. Make your money. Yeah. Fight Darren Till. That's a fun fight.

For me, I'd like to see Darren Till. Darren Till's a savage. He's been working on boxing. He left the UFC. Big dude. So the size thing's not a factor. Of course, he'd be to see Darren till Darren tills a savage. He's been working on boxing, you know, he left the UFC big dude So the size things are factor of course, they'll be like not a real boxer if I'm taking I don't get fucked No money people are watching what you don't do is fight Mike Tyson No, you know, let's they backing up the fucking boat loads of money Even then I think he's pretty sad money wise. There's no upside, dude.

None. What else you got, Jen? And Pacquiao fighting. Yeah. I don't want to see that either. Dude, fight many Pacquiao. Jay Paul fight many Pacquiao. How would that go? I don't know, man. Many just lost. I don't know. I mean, his exhibition. So as a draw, I'd like to see that fight. But again, no upside for Jay. So, okay.

You found a small, old, many pack and you uppercut him to the moon. Or he doesn't. Again, that doesn't help them. Okay. Then you lost an old many pack gal who's over the hill and he's fucking fighting your size. Fight a guy your size. Even if it's a fight, the most famous MMA guy available. That's your size. That's the game

They have bigger fan base than real boxers people tune into it be fun Again Strickland's under fucking contract it not happening Call it the rock some shit. What else you got? So now you could fight Francis He's a heavyweight and Andrew Andrew Ruiz also called him out and said like cuz I'm a fat guy and it Ruiz I know No kidding. He would fucking he's like he's like good box. He's like saying I'm fat. That's not none I interview who is he doesn't want any Ruiz. That's crazy. He'd get injuries isn't famous No, you know, there's no upside for Jake. So Jake can't he's not ready for no He's pretty good. Anyways,. Andy Ruiz is an amazing boxer.

Yeah, and too big. He's as good as he gets and he's huge. He beat Anthony Joshua. No, but Jake doesn't. That's not even the conversation. No, Jake doesn't want that. I don't know why it's even a thing. He called him out obviously to make money,

but Francis Nganos under the PFL, Jake's under the PFL, Jake was fighting at heavyweight against Mike. But again, you tell me you wouldn't respect, again, if I'm Jake, I fight, Darren, until I fight these older, I respect Jake for fighting Mike Perry. You said it, Mike Perry is a dog. If he hadn't broken his rib, you wonder sometimes he would have just kept coming. It was tough. Sucking up shots. But if he wants to earn the respect, he still want to get from the boxing community. That's

never helping. But if he fought, if he fought fucking Francis at heavyweight. Oh my God. I don still want to get from the boxing community That's never helping but if he fought if he fought fucking Francis that have oh my god I don't want to do that. Jake's I mean France too big and strong. He hits too hard. Yeah, it'd be a nightmare. Yeah All right, so this is a quick one the Association of boxing commissions Finally said that that whole stupid 12 to 6 elbows time cuz you know why that rule can happen right? Yeah, you know that happen, right? It's gonna be going here, right? Yeah. You know why that happened, right? It's going to be gone after November 1st, November it's going to be gone. So thankfully. Yeah. But that means John can get that loss back.

So that's what he's asking Dana. So when you- And then Matt Hamill called out John. Yes, he did. Wait, so when you- Jake, find Matt Hamill. So when you, when you take somebody down, you're allowed to hit on the top of the head,

but in the back of the head? No, not in the back of the head. You can't do it at all. You can't do this. You're talking about two different things. So, but this... You could do this, Brian. Yeah, but where?

12 to six, just not to the back of the head. Still can't hit the back of the head. Yeah, you can't hit the back of the head regardless. That's never gonna be legal. But you can't... 12 to six, yeah. But anyway, so even if you...'re in mount yeah when you're mount as a heavyweight have fun Just doing this. Yeah

The torque you can get from that So fun But yeah, so you mentioned you have Matt Hamill's calling him out now and Matt Hamill did say stuff about John Jones, you know, cuz people obviously think Matt. Well, Matt Hamill is calling them out now. And Matt Hamill did say stuff about John Jones, you know, cause people obviously think Matt, well, Matt Hamill definitely lost, right? But just, yeah. But then he did say stuff about drug testing. They tried to get a rematch and then John Jones, you know,

failed multiple times at, you know, from Basada so he couldn't get a rematch. No, Hey, no. Yeah. And here's the, here we go. That's the last time he fought. He is on a two fight winning streak, but he hasn't fought since 2018. Those six years ago, I'm just saying. It's just not a good idea. Stop. Um, how about this one real quick?

I thought this was kind of cool. This is Curtis blades. You know, if you ever heard Curtis blades Curtis blades talk He does stutter. Yeah quite a bit really bad. So it's like a yeah, so I'll just play this for you and John Anik He's a great guy repost Petivus also I got a Femimus. Hereditary is not cause CTE. Let's get that out there. I know I get asked that the most. I used to allow people, whenever they either way. Now I judge them.

Like are you that ignorant that you think me as a grown man I don't have to pronounce my own name and have a speech about it? I've gotten over it, but it took me a while. I was a kid in high school. I wouldn't raise my hand if I knew the answer. And I was embarrassed like I didn't want people laughing and all that stuff. I just want those people that also have a speech to know that if people are laughing at you, it doesn't mean anything about you.

It means a whole lot more about them and their character. I never- How do you not love that dude? He's a great guy. Family, all cops, Chicago cops. Tough as they come. He's a great guy.

Tough as they come. That's why I was rooting for him. I always root for Curtis. He's one of my guys. Yeah. Yeah. You trained with him, right? Or never trained. He was after me, but he trains with my guys.

Great guy. I watched him at high altitude. I was there and he's a monster. Yeah. Monster. Huge. You want any more? You guys good?

I think we're good. That was good, buddy. That was good. We haven't seen each other in a while, pal. You look a little tanner, a little older. Yep. A little a while, pal. You look a little tanner, a little older. Yep, a little tanner, a little older. Little tanner, a little older, a little drier. Guys, good news.

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