The Fighter & The Kid - The Craziest Thing Dana White Has Ever Done | TFATK Ep. 1195

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss Joe Rogan's White House UFC card, Ray Romano crushing at the Comedy Mothership, Donald Trump, political influence, UFC logistics, Texas wildlife, shark attacks, Myles Garrett, generational differences, and some of the craziest stories happening in comedy, sports, and culture today. The guys also debate whether Joe Rogan has more influence than billionaires, react to viral shark attack footage, discuss dangerous animals in Texas, review the horror films Backrooms and Obsession, and break down why modern generations view the world differently than previous generations. TFATK features comedy, UFC, MMA, entertainment, current events, health, fitness, culture, and behind-the-scenes stories from Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen.Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/QUO - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGHTERO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - See if you could save when you switch to Progressive. You’ll feel good about making a savvy choice. Visit https://www.progressive.com/ and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. What? What are you looking at my chest for? No, I'm looking at your shirt. It says not a petting zoo. Yeah, it's some kind of a... Somebody sent this to me.

I walked in with a shirt that said Strong. It's Mark Bell's company. I hate when you wear that shirt. Dude, I was at Mother Ship last night, and I got off from my set, and I see him walk in with a shirt that says strong, and he goes, hey, what's up? And I just ignored him because I'm like, I'm not...

It's triggered. I walk into the Green Room, Rogan. Shane Gillis, Tony Henscliffe, Derek Poston, some other people are in the green room. I'm like, hey, and Rogan goes, are you wearing two shirts, first of all? And does that say strong? I love it.

And then they just start going after me. And then Shane just starts laughing. He goes, man, it's just shit on calendar. And he walks in. I'm like, the fuck. I was just working out. I put this on. I was disgusted when I saw that shirt on here.

They just came at me. They roasted me for about 10 minutes. Rightfully so. It's a triggering shirt. I'm just strong. That's triggering. How was your set last night? Great.

Yeah? Yeah. I've been killing that room lately, not to be a dick. You were there last night, too? Yeah, I was in little boy. You were in Big Boy. And you guys saw each other? I've been having the greatest.

I saw them and I went, ugh. Oh, because of my shirt? Yeah. I was still going to moderate, too. But you know what's funny? I actually, like, for the first time, sat and listened to other people's sets. And, like, I'm actually shocked how much you hear the word retarded. I don't hear that name.

I don't use it, not for me. No? Oh, that's retarded. It's actually, because, like, coming from New York, I don't actually listen to other people's sets. So when I actually sat and listened, I'm like, you hear a lot of things that you don't hear in other, you would never hear certain things.

Like, you never hear someone say the word retarded in Los Angeles when I was doing stand-up thing. No, no. Well, especially when you're coming out. Like, it's frowned upon now. But it's kind of nice. Yeah. You know, it's like having a cigar, like a Cuban cigar.

Yeah, it's old school. You're not allowed to have these. It's like seeing a super-show. You're like, oh, man, that was my shit. Uh-huh. You can, yeah, if it's funny. Yeah, if it fits. But if you're just throwing it, just to throw it, it's kind of weak.

Yeah. You know? How were the sets? They were great. Dude, that, the room is, it's hard. I feel like it's almost like Denver comedy works. Or if you bomb, it's like, give up. The other day with Ray Romano, it was such a good room.

It was so packed and it was just, it was like, it's hard to compete with that room when it's packed. And I can't. And they were all. on fire they just wanted comedy and it was just sick dropping like i was it was tom sagora then me then uh jemar neighbors and then rogan went up rogan had such a fun i can't obviously say it but his riff on the ufc white house card was so good and just like his tour through the white house that's and shane dropped in with joe it was a fucking awesome show i saw dude i see uh the joe's head of security

every morning at the gym where we got one of them i want to say who it is every every morning. And I was like, how are we doing, man? And he's like, getting ready for this White House. He's like, so stressed. He's like, it's just like the logistics, the nightmare. His security scares the shit out of me. Dude, I came out of the showroom, like, near the green room, and they were all, like,

circled up. Professionals. And the dude was like, his arms were like seven times the size of mine. Yeah. And probably my height and just had that like, I'll fucking kill you look on his face. That's what you need. Is that the dark head guy? Yeah, he's great.

so scary. He gave me a look like he would fucking kill me in the moment. And I was like, oh, I'm sure and stand up. That's what you need. Yeah, those guys are, they're well trained. Because their thing is, this is probably the first time, too, for Joe being out of a vet. I guess when he does the UFC Dane is bigger than Joe,

right? I guess. Debate it. I would debate that. One A or one B, it's tough, right? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe Joe's bigger. I think Joe's bigger. But at the White House, Joe's not the biggest. True. You got Zuckerberg there. You got Elon there. You got Trump there. You got Trump there. You have the politicians there.

I would debate Joe's bigger. Then Yahoo's there. Joe has a bigger voice than all of them. Then the president of the United States? Then not than the president. That's a terrible take. Not than the president. But I'm talking if you're talking like fucking Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos?

No. Because those guys are movers on a very different level. Jeff Bezos? Jeff Bezos and those guys when they... Who was listening to Jeff? When's the last time you heard Jeff Bezos talk? You're off on this. No, I don't know.

Jeff doesn't have more influence than Joe. Well, he does. no way no way no way no way in real policy in real policy Jeff Bezos Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk in terms of moving an economy what what they choose to do their connections yeah but as far as it's size I'll be willing to debate this those guys are size Bezos dropped in and gave his take on who we think should win the election between Karen Bass and Spencer that's not that's your you're not talking nobody but that's you're talking about two different things yeah yeah also you're talking about

Like I see what you're saying. But Joe, as far as, like, influencing the public, not as far as business goes and money and financials and inflation and all that shit. But as far as like more people are going to listen to Joe and he can sway certain shit, Bezos isn't. Zuckerberg is going to do it. He's going to suppress information. The other thing to keep in mind is that Joe also, and it's not his fault, but he's also,

when he is saying something, there's a whole other side that's kind of a rebuttal to it. So it's not at his size, though. Well, it's, it's, there's, there's, who, they, they, they, they, they, left for the most part. Because they need an enemy. Yeah, so I'm just saying. But they don't have a left Joe Rogan. There's no competition. That's the problem.

Right, right. So what Joe can sound like, cancel out all that noise because he's so massive. You're going to have little pundits come at him, but even them combined are bigger than Joe. Yeah, I think voting power, though, is not, I think that it wouldn't, matter. It would Joe Joe's endorsement of Trump, for example, was not, is, is, is not going to save any Republican in the, oh, I disagree. In the midterms.

It's not. Oh, I disagree. Well, you'll say the midterms is. You think Jeff Bezos is? Jeff Bezos, Zuckerberg. Jeff Bezos, Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, like in terms of, in terms of, in terms of influencing the people that really made. That donate.

Yeah. Well, I'm just talking, you know, there's a whole subterranean flow. And flow, yeah. And I'm sure. You're talking about the big boy players. I guess I'm sure Elon could just turn the knob on the algorithm and be like, we're going to pump the shit. There's a lot. But one of the things that's, I have to say, like I'll talk to a friend of mine who's a couple of friends of mine who've made billions of dollars.

And they're in those circles. And every time I have a take like that, what you just said, because I've had those takes, they look at me like this and they go, they just literally go, dude, there's a world out there that doesn't pay any. it like there's an under tapestry that goes on with with what really is happening behind the scenes you're friends with the real lizard people huh i'm friends with really fucking rich people who've have insane businesses it's not lizard people it's people that make fucking that it's just people that have giant fucking companies do you hang out in the sun i'm not going to talk about that i'm not going to i mean yes the answer but i think that influences two different things you know

saying? One's populist. The other is when they lick their nose holes. But the thing, but the thing is, you have to pull their face of them. You have to pull the fate. But the thing is, is even if Joe swayed the popular vote, it still doesn't win you the election. That's what I'm saying. You still need some other shit. Yeah. There's some other shit going on. There's some other shit. It doesn't matter. Yes. Yeah. You win the popular vote, but yeah.

That mean you're going to win. I can't, I wouldn't say what Joe, but Joe said it on the podcast. He's like, this is crazy that I'm going to be here. this is all the worst people to be in the same vicinity as. So can I just give you, yeah, but if you're going to be mad, be mad at your boy Dana White. Like,

he's the one who designed all, he's the brains behind all this. I don't know. But here's my, I've been very since this first got announced. I'm so happy it's at the White House. I think it's dope. I think it's special.

Yeah. I think people are complaining are just bitches. And also like, oh, you're going to associate with Donald Trump. You guys, you know what the UFC did. They did.

They did fights for the troops on a fucking base. Where was that complaint? Would you be mad if, say, Dana was friends with Bill Clinton when he was getting his dick sucked? Like, where do we draw the line? Right. But you'll have, but all these people talking shit, you have Mike Tyson on your show? Look into his background. Yes, he served time and he's all good now.

He's America's sweetheart. But it's like, where do you draw the line? And then now because it's Trump and Dana has a relationship with him, who wouldn't abuse that relationship? They're boys. I do think a lot of people. It'd be like if you fucking. fucking own became president and then i was like and i don't have you over at the white house but i'm like bro we should do a white house card you're like fuck hell let's do it and everyone's all you do it's

you do it's like your friends yeah yeah yeah he would have done it if if with if dana and obama were boys hate to tell you it would have happened then yes yes and you know that's the other thing i'm sure if you talk to dana about how things really go on right so here's a great example fucking crazy example so trump went into iran he's getting a lot lot of shit. Now, what's the narrative behind that? Go. What would you say, right? It's like, he got, he got influenced, right? He got influenced, right? It's been the biggest, you know, oil mark on his presidency. Right, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, approval ratings, but you'll, but you'll, but you'll, but you'll hear people say stuff like

this, though, you'll hear people say, Israel's controlling Trump or something like that, right? That's a fact. Now, now, now, now, now, nobody ever, nobody ever says, like, nobody, like, how? How would they do that, right? I got one for you, though. They stopped. They stopped providing money. I'm going to tell you a story that's maybe alleged. Okay. So you got Donald Trump. You think for a second, do you think for a second that Donald Trump is listening to anybody in, they just had a shouting match, by the way, nobody wants to talk about it. Do you hear about this? Everyone's talking about it. Oh, Netanyahu and Trump? Yeah. But they're trying to cover it. They're like, no, it's just, yeah, he was like, listen, you guys got to stop bombing Southern Bay, Roo. It's also fake news that Netanyahu's coming to the White House. That's not. real. I bet. That's not real. So long story short, it's like, well, you know, so it's like,

you think Trump's going to be told what to do by anybody who's anyone, like Netanyahu or anything, you think, you think he's going to come to the White House and go, you're doing this, and what, and you think Trump's going to be like, oh, okay. Yes, sir. No. So how would you get to him? How would you get to him? And I don't know if it was Netanyahu, but how would you get to that? It's a money thing, right? Well, what's his biggest, I mean, and this is just an alleged story. He's got an ego, doesn't he? Would you say? So did they go, I bet you won't do that?

Well, they said, they said, Ms. President, Mr. President, you'd be Trump for a second. Miss President, first of all, I just, we were just thinking about what a historic figure you are and how lucky the world is to have a man with your courage. And, you know, we were just having a conversation about how George W. Bush took out Saddam Hussein and Barack Obama took out Osama bin Laden. But no one has ever, ever dared, ever dared to take out the biggest problem in the Middle East. The Ayatollah Khomeini, the Iranian regime that is the proxy for every, for the Houthis, for all the terrorists.

Hezbollah, for Hamas, for, I mean, who'd run everything. through the entire Shiah president? You think that worked on him? Mr. President. So you're saying that he is easily manipulated. Cyrus the king in the Old Testament. Cyrus released our people and let them go back to Jerusalem. Thanks to Esther.

Sir, you are a biblical figure. You think that worked on his ass? Only you. Or you sent a retarded kid to sit on a roof and shoot at his ear and beg if you don't. Only you. Yeah. Only you have the power and the guts. I don't know because then he goes back to his team and they're like, buddy, you do this.

I'm just telling you. You do this. We're cook. So you're saying you're saying you're saying you're saying you kind of, you kind of, that sometimes when you're friends with people. Yeah. You hear some stories. He contradicted yourself over because he said he's not influenced.

Like you can't influence him. But you also say if you play to his ego, he can be influenced. You can flatter a man. Yeah. So it is that big of an ego. It's interesting. But there's a way to do things, right? There's a way to play.

There's a way to play the game. There's a way to play the game. That's the game. And if there was a good. But a lot of people had these different ideas, but you hear that story and you go, well, that makes perfect sense. I could see it. Right. I could see that. Makes perfect sense where you're like, oh, maybe that's how shit works. But it's literally ruined his entire. Well, sure. I mean, you know what a problem it is for him? Because here's the thing, guys. It's like, you know what? You know what Iran just realized? They were like, hey, we can make mischief in a two-mile corridor called the Strait of Hormuz. And do you know, so they shoot a drone.

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And please understand. The next closest is... They're not voting well for the Republicans. No, it's going to be a blue wave, sadly. It's a blue wave. Now you got the House and the Senate. Now he can't do a thing. Yeah.

And this was the biggest gamble, dude. Now stocks and oil are low, so prices are surging. This is all so bad. No one's happy. I mean... No one's happy. And the Iranians are... They've been around for 5,000 years.

They know how to play this game. Yeah, they're like, good. lock. Literally, they're like this. You know, the first dumb ass to do this? Do you know what they floated? They were like, listen, you got to pay us per barrel. It's a tax. If you don't, we're going to shoot drones. Well, bomb your drones. Okay, go ahead. But one drone, that ship, like whatever that company is, the Danish company, whatever,

they go, I know, but we don't, I can't get insurance because I don't want one little torpedo or one little drone to knock out my radar. It's really expensive. So they're all like, I don't, we don't feel safe. It's such a design. It's such a disaster. And the Iranians know that Trump is, that we're not going to send ground troops in. He knows that, right? So the Iranians are like, what are you going to do? You're going to come to the table.

And you're going to, you're going to negotiate with us and you're going to do our terms. You want the dust? You're not getting it. What a mess. It's a mess, bro. But this was predictable. I listen to Tucker Carlson. And he predicted this, and there are a couple of guys who on his point there.

They predicted this to the, to a T that this was going to happen. there was a reason all those administrations didn't go into iran there was a reason i'm not i'm not a geopolitical strategist but when they were taken out everybody in iran i was like man iran's done you know so what you're saying is he is easily manipulated if you go at him in the right everybody is they just find where you're everybody with when they tell you you could do something if he pulled this shit off it would it would be the most historic thing of all time well joe was neutralized manipulative he was had no idea what the fuck was going on so at least he didn't didn't fall for this.

Talk about Biden? Yeah, but he had no idea what the fuck was happening at the time. You can't manipulate a guy who's not there. Can't tie his shoe.

But one of the things, yeah, one of the things when you see a policy that's been there for 47 years. That's what we need. Yeah. There's a reason that nothing's moved for 47 years

because sometimes people who study the shit go, hey, they can cause so much mischief. They can just cause so much problems. So no president wants to deal with that. it. Right? Big mistake. Big mistake. I'll tell you what's not a mistake and you two aren't going to give a fuck, but Miles Garrett got traded to the L.A. Rams. I have a question. Yeah.

Two-time defense player of the year. He's such a beast. Bring up Miles Garrett shirtless, please. He's 2.80. You have to. You have to see him naked. You're gay. Well, I am, but so are you now. Watch. You like bodies. He's a freak. He's a freak. It's crazy. It's not gay. How tall is he? Bubba. How tall is he? six six is five six six six six two seventy i think he is texan m kid two 70s there you go tech sam kid and aaron donald is talking about come out of retirement they're going to be fucking cooking is that true yeah he goes that would get me out of retirement oh boy i know um he's still in good shape too miles garrett still in good shape this guy's 270 pounds probably i'm gone

sorry six four two seventy two Jesus Christ um Greek Freak. Somebody said that if Miles Garrett fought Eliath Toporia. You know, it's kind of funny. That's actually, isn't that Trump's height and weight? That's actually probably true.

Different body composition. A little bit different composition. Well, you think so? But I like, I like where you're headed because I bet he is, that's exactly how much he weighs. There's no way he's too 20. Well, you know, apparently.

Is this Google? Wait, if, have you heard Trump? That's crazy. Have you heard Trump the way he bullies, he bullies his doctor? And he'll be like, what do you mean? I'm very healthy. His doctor's like, well, he's like, maybe fudge that.

At that height and that weight, he would probably be somewhere around 15% body fat. That's not happening. Trump? More than that. If he was 6.3, 224. Some sorts claim he's 5'10, which isn't true, but weighs 287. I bet you he's every bit of 250. Yeah, I would agree.

I would, if he's 653, I think he's over that. He's a big 4. He's a big 4. He didn't have a lot of money. muscle, though, you know? He's 260 there. He may be, yeah, he doesn't have a lot of muscle. Got to give him, though. Athletic.

He is athletic. Well, he's not a bad golfer. Have you seen him throw a baseball? I bet he's a, I bet he's a good athlete. His son is what the fuck is, that is crazy. Is that AI? No, his son is six foot nine. Bear is huge. I knew he's tall, but this is crazy. He's not a six nine. How does that happen?

Six seven. Six seven, I think he's tall than that. Although 6-7 is very tall. Yeah. 6-9. Fucking freakish. He was the... He's crushing all of it at NYU. But he was also the reason why Trump went on like...

Damn, Eric is 6-5. Look at Eric. Eric is 6-5. These are big men. Why are they so fucking big? They're all tall, man. You do know that like at NYU those liberal women, those liberal girls are seeing him and gone, yeah, but he's six but seven. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, maybe. Come on. Oh, I bet. Oh, he's slinging dick. He's crushing it. Yeah. he is handsome kid's six foot seven Tiffany trump's the fucking trollstice of the trump family yeah meaning she's short dude you just not say short no I think she's a pretty

girl but she's built like the hamburger where he's a little shorter yeah I'm just saying she's and she's five eight it's no joke no five nine yeah so she I'm just saying compared to those fucking shrecks yeah oh is that she's she's the daughter of Trump and and Marla or what Does he not get along with him? Her mom's not the one, right? Marlon Maples. Marla Maples, right.

Or just. Was she hot? I'm sure. That's a bummer. He raised her as a single mom, man. Yes, I don't know who. She was never in her life. Click on Marla Maples.

What a great name. That sounds like a poor name. She was very hot. She was a model. But that's a bummer that, yeah. Still looks good. Oh, yeah, she's pretty, man. Oh, yeah, she was hot.

Marla Maples was something else Tiffany's like something you can't feed after midnight Marla Hey don't be mean The family's fucking big dude Yeah they're tall Germanic people Big people

Yeah blonde big Blue Bloods That was the those are the people that ran New York Ivanka's that's all She's gorgeous She is beautiful She's straight up pretty Yeah

Oh my God yeah Yeah I'm not usually even a blonde's guy But she is Yeah she's super pretty well his I mean Melania was a

fucking 11 oh yeah in her in her prime unbelievable but even now dude for the whole 100% yeah

she's fucking it's a very and she's classy too yes classy she doesn't speak I've never heard her talk no she's done and it's actually

she's actually kind of funny yeah they are very blue blood they couldn't look better I mean you gotta you gotta give it up to they look like aristocrats

dude he's a gig Chad. Long necks. He has the cheekbones, six foot seven. Long necks, long, just you know, aquiline noses. Has to be a weird life for that kid. Boy, they have the same face, don't they? Yeah. They kind of do. Is that?

Is that? Yeah, my... No, I think that's them. Doesn't she look like that girl, the actress for that show that you like, Brennan? Oh, Yellowstone. Yeah, Yellowstone. Doesn't she look like her? Beth? She's hot. The redhead. I can see a little Beth.

Yeah, Beth. Um Yeah Barron must have a weird life Being that age And your dad's fucking Trump And you're going to one of the most Liberal schools in the country

But if you're six foot seven It's a different life But yeah The whole thing has to be a weird Outing Her husband Did he ever play sports or anything? He was a soccer guy

Yeah Who? Soccer guy No Trump played basketball No not Trump I'm not about Barron Barron

Like other kids? There's a video of him playing soccer. Soccer fan. Currently stands 6'9 here. He was way too big to be playing soccer. Yeah. Arlington's soccer association. Unless you're goalie.

Imagine being that tall. Yeah, goalie would be good for him. So you really play it for a long time. There is. Yeah, I think you get to a certain age where they go, hey, no more sports. I've been Baron Trump soccer. There's a video from playing. Oh my God.

It's supposed to be the highlights, but. This one said, fuck it. Prime Baron Trump highlight. Fuck is it. He's so much bigger than those kids. You know what he looks like? You know when you create a character on a video game and you just max out all the height?

Everything. God, I like to get his ass on my football team. It looks pretty damn good. It's actually pretty good. God, good Lord. No, I don't know if that. Is that real? Yeah.

He's so big. He's rather tall. You remember when Kramer started doing taekwondo and Seinfeld and was just beat up kids? That's what it looks like. He was what? I'm a black belt. Yeah, it looks like the coach running around the field.

He's so fucking distracting. That's a big boy. A lot of white, slow twitch muscle. It's going to be tough for him to make it when your dad's Trump. Yeah. Who's the football player that's getting shit right now

for being a Trump supporter? What was that? The quarterback? Oh, for the Giants? That's so stupid. People are so dumb. I have never seen. a president so divisive.

No, never. I've never seen it. But even JFK wasn't this? Obama was pretty divisive. Not like this. Not really. In a different way. And there was in social media.

Yeah. So social media makes it way. I mean, there was social media back then. This is violent like hatred. This is like, you know, Ronald Reagan, when I was growing up, Ronald Reagan was a very divisive. People were like, I can't believe this. But he still had a huge approval rating.

But I feel like it's a different time. Yeah. Well, Trump's. also not very presidential. He's like using the F word. There's a lot about him that's, you know, people don't know where. Yeah, Nixon, Nixon with Vietnam was tough. Yeah, he was. But you're all right. It is a different time because nowadays, because of social media, you could actually say something that reaches that person. Like you couldn't write a fucking, like now you could like be in their comments section. They could see it. Like you couldn't write a letter that said hoar to Marilyn Monroe.

You know what I mean? Like back in the day, like you'd have to have this guy read your letters, make sure it's not poison. Now you can just send a DM and they could see it. And by the way, you're right. When you say this stuff like Abe Lincoln, they were just saying, I mean, the country broke into a civil war. Yeah. So there's a series. Yeah, okay, that's right. Andrew Jackson, yep, Nixon. I'm saying Nixon, the Vietnam was wild. Oh yeah. Modern history. What's that? Modern history. He's probably the most divisive. But I, again, yeah, but my lifetime. We all have a tendency, as we all have a tendency to say things like, right now is the worst. And it's not. Yeah. It's always, it might just be we're on a cycle.

I do notice, if you did get the chance to grow up in the 90s, it just seems like things are just so much worse. Because like, I guess if you're a kid who's a Gen Z, like everything you've lived through, it's no wonder they're so cynical. They were born during 9-11. Then there was the financial collapse. Then there was COVID.

Like, their whole life was just been. Yeah, but even that. If you look at the 90s, there was the Rwandan genocide. There was horrible Balkans war. But none of that was affecting. my life. But you know what was that you weren't aware of is like if you look up like uh kidnappings back then it was so much worse than it is now. Yeah, because there were no cameras. There was nothing. So more kids were getting molested. More kids were getting kidnapped. Well, the whole cat,

the whole church, the whole church like an ugly kid. It's yeah, we were both ugly. The whole Catholic to nobody knew what was going on. Like now is way more safer time for kids than any time before. But you think it's way worse because social media. Yep. Maybe it's what they're exposed to. Back then, people, you know, there's a lot of stuff. There's not a lot of Gen Z. Kids have to worry about AIDS. They're fucking, I guess Gen Z. What's the one after them? Gen Alpha.

Sorry? Yeah, Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha. Gen Beta? Overall violent crime has fallen dramatically since the 1990s. Kidnapian and Flammoth. It was, what happened in the 90s is you put kids on milk cartons. There was, but there was, I'm saying there's more historic events that they've had.

Like, could you imagine 100 years in the future? This generation, like if you have to go back and take history class this is going to be that like that section of history we're like fuck i have to remember so many fucking things like now i have to remember 9-11 now i got to remember covid now i got to remember that's just that's just that's just living dude that's history yeah if you're more in the 80s a bunch of shit going on 70s bunch shit going on 60s bunch shit going on 50s bunch of shit going on it's just sure but we think like we're special like because of covid i think it's not co-people have always been great and always sucked yeah you got both you

It just is what it is. But being locked down in your house for two years. I mean, not me. No, I'm saying you were supposed to. That was definitely, that was definitely historic. Yeah, that was wild. Yeah, being stuck in your house for two, three years. That was wild.

And they had to develop, they all developed autism in the house. Yeah, but you know who paid the price to the government. Look up the trust of the government. And children. Look up the trust of the government. Yeah. You're saying, are you trying to say the 90s or as bad is going through the worst terrorist event

that's ever happened? A lot of terrorism in the 90s. A lot of terrorism in the 90s. A lot of terrorism in the 90s. A lot. 90s had shit. You can't compare what happened in the 90s in the 90s. What happened on 9-11.

It was also Michael Jordan's entire career. What the fuck did that? What led up to that? Yeah. What led up to all that? We had place to back, it was a fucking fun time. Hell yeah. But what led up to the terrorism in the 9th, when 2011 was the bombing of Lockerbee,

the bombing of the Cobar, towers, the bombing of the Tanzania and Kenyan embassies. Again, I'm talking about the United States growing up. Yeah, but those were American targets, you know, the barracks in Lebanon. Maybe put in the United States. I mean, obviously you have the Rwanda genocide, golf ward was a big deal. Soviet Union fell in. Because I remember my uncle Skip having to leave and go to the Gulf War, and we could not stop crying.

My mom was like, what? She was so upset. She was like, he's going to be fine. So he's not like he's fucking shooting a gun in the front lines, you idiots. Okay, we've also had Afghanistan. You didn't know. I was 10. Afghanistan.

Iraq. Iraq. Iraq, Afghanistan. Iraq, Afghanistan. Oh, see, but you're forgetting Oklahoma City bombing was fucking wild. Columbine high school shooting. I mean, Columbine, yeah, that's on the- Columbine was eight miles from me.

You know what's a big problem? That ruined my pilot. That ruined my TV. Y2K was a fucking big problem for the 90s. They thought it was going to be. Waco was wild, dude. They had some shit in the 90s. You're going to compare Columbine to the 7,000 school shootings that have happened since then?

But that they were the original. That's everyone's copycat. They're the original. They're the ones that made it. But now it's like a regular basis. Yeah. But the big reason is people went, oh, shit, you can do that? Yeah.

And then if, then it, boom. Got the riots of Los Angeles. Don't forget the riots. That's comparing Chuck Liddell's era of MMA to now. It's moved on so much. It's not worse now, dude. Oh, man. I promise it's not.

Columbine was bad. Well, Sandy, You just hear about it right away now because it's, it's, you're older. It's real time. But to my point, though, like those kids are going to be more cynical than someone in my time because it's, that's all that's been in their face. But also remember, those kids see it. They see, they actually don't read about it.

We used to read about it in a newspaper. They see the mom screaming. They see, you know, they see the actual event. Do you see this fucking shark attack in, in Brazil? It's like you, this woman swimming, guy comes in, pulls her out. and I you know the cameras she had her fucking leg literally bit off right here

like a perfect break that shark just took her whole leg I can hit it and I was like what in the fuck and there's a crazy I'm so desensitized there's a crazy angle you gotta see the angle though

it blew my mind I was like what they're not gonna show this is it be yes there's a day like fucking CBS there is an angle where you see it and it's perfectly you're like oh no

it's when you realize how powerful sharks are. I'll ruin my food for the day. Really? Right there. I bet you that's it. The second one? Second one, probably.

Or that one. Take a look at it. Yeah. Tell me what it's gone. Watch this, Bubba. See how there's only one leg? Hold on, let me see. It's all blurry, though.

The one I saw was not blurry. Yeah. You're such a baby. Hey, bro. I don't like that stuff. You know? I don't like that stuff. I wish it wasn't blurred.

Like, I would pay extra when I watch crime shows if they would show the bodies. The one I saw was not blurred. No, you know what? Fuck me. I used to be fine with it until I watched those. I watched a beheading video.

See, I can't do those. I can't do those. I can't do those. I had nightmares about it for months. Yeah, but he didn't watch that. I don't watch that.

That lady's still alive at least. I can't do the terrorist shit. I don't watch any of that. It ruined me. Oh, no. I can't get down on that, man. I also have nightmares about like terrorism and movie theaters and shit. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.

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You lost your leg. Yeah. Life's going to be a little different. Clean break. You keep saying break and it's bothering. I mean a clean bite. Don't say break again. Tiger shark.

Yeah. Tiger sharks are not. They'll get you. They'll get you. They'll get you. You see their teeth in their mouths. You're like, oh, God. Isn't Bull shark the most dangerous?

They're awful. I'd say tigers. Well, the problem is Tiger and Bulls are not good. They're not good. And Bulls fresh water, right? They can do both. They can do both. Yeah?

Yeah, they're fluid. Yeah, dude. Tiger and Bulls race. All would suck. You see a great white. You see a great white. You're like, you'll see a great white. You're like, fuck.

Oh, God. I love gray white sharks. Me too. Love them. Favorite animal. Just don't want to swim with them. Gray white sharks and honey badgers, my two favorite animals. Fucking nice honey badger myself.

Honey badger's good. Honey badger is the most badass fucking animals. Dude, I'll tell you what, this is a hot take. I think tarantulas are cute. You're a fucking creep. That's my other thing. They're all fuzzy and have been brugs? Yeah, we caught one in the house.

And even the boys were like, don't kill it. I'm like, I ain't killing this thing. This thing's fucking cute as shit. If it came into the apartment with me and my girl, it's his apartment and his girl now. I want nothing to do with it. They're fucking cute, man. They're all small and fuzzy with big butts. You like them?

Yeah, they're cute. Really? Yeah, yeah. You're a sick fuck. Yeah, they're cute. You see them in person. They're all like warm and fuzzy. You know, and they're not aggressive.

No, the hair. Can you pick them up? You can. I wouldn't. Yeah. It's like a Greek guy's ears. That nasty fucking hair. Go to that one.

Yeah, yeah, go that one. The velvet ass. I guess depending on what they are. What's horrifying? No. I'm actually very squeamish for that. I don't like those things with their hair. You guys are.

bitches. I'll tell you what I don't fuck with is that redhead Texas centipede. Oh, Jesus Christ. My kiddos were watching. Oh, dude. Didn't see one out here yet? You don't want to get bit by those. Buddy, this big.

No. You seen one? Oh, yeah, two of them now. Oh, man. No, you see the forelesser one? See how it's all like crazy colors like a fucking trapper keeper in the fucking 90s? Fuck off. Ew.

So those are out here all the time. Oh. If they bite you. That's not a real. God. That's real, Bubba. I'm telling you that show. I am really, I don't like that thing at all.

We've got, we've got a monster for monsters. Yeah, that's crazy. We've got two of them, but then Coydie Pearson got bit by one and that motherfucker was not doing well. Yeah,

he said, yeah, he said it was awful. He had no sense of humor about it. He goes, and my kids love Coyd Pearson, and so, like, he's great.

He's great. We've had him on the show before. He's awesome. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, before he was like super big. We had him on the show. Yeah. Now you have me.

That sucks. Sorry. can you go get bit by things and come back yeah you don't want to get you don't want to get bit you don't want to see if there's anybody who gets bit by a red head of did you ever see him get howdy peterson he got hit by i think he might have i don't know if he's the one that got flicked by there's a bug with the hardest recorded punch pound for pound in the world

like the bite it's a shrimp it's a shrimp it's a shrimp oh the shotgun shrimp talk you're talking about the shotgun shrimp it could it could possibly break the glass on a fucking on the Come on, dude. That's gross. Dude, he has 21 million subscribers. Is that coyote? Yeah.

So my kids love coyote. So it's summer and they're like dead because there's like open fields around us. That's disgusting. We're going to go find a red-headed centipede. I'm like, Bubba, you're not Coyote Peterson. No. Do not get bit by that fucking.

Yeah, you don't want that. Is it poisonous? Look at this. Oh, buddy. Come on. Look at a horrible. It's like top three hardest bites in the world. Get the fuck out.

Well, it's an awful bite because it's poison. And he had pain. He had pain for a long time after that. Oh, if you make him scream. And by the way, that's on your forearm. It's not on your foot. It's not on your thigh. Yeah, it's usually wearing a bit.

Dude, when I first, we found one of these in our master bedroom. Come on. Chill in the master bedroom. I went, what the fuck is that? I'm never moving out to the country. Look at the kind of pain he's in. Look at the kind of pain. Oh, yeah, he's hurting.

He said it never completed the episode because it. Yeah, he said it was the worst. He said it was, he felt sick. it didn't go well for a long time. I think tarantula hawks number one though, which we also have out here up the wazoo. Also, hot take,

they're pretty chill. What is it? A tarantula hawk. Yeah, they don't want trouble. They don't want to be fucked with. They want no trouble. They want to fuck with them,

Bubba. You're going to have, fuck around and find out. You're going to talk around by now. You know about Trantial Huck out here? No, you got to get out of the fucking downtown, into the suburbs.

Those things are everywhere. I don't want to come. I'm never coming to. There's also rattlesnakes. Have we gotten to rattlesnakes? rattlers. We had rattlesnakes on our fucking doorstep. Rattlesnakes. Rattlers. And coral snakes, which have

Cobras venom. There's no corals here, but I like your enthusiasm. But they have coral snakes. Not in, Texas. Oh, yeah, Bob. No, they don't. Those are Ocean-Ole-on. Hold on. Hold on, Bob. I'm glad I told you this because actually, it's really important. They're super dangerous and poisonous. Coral snakes? Yeah. There's water moccasins. No, we have

venomous, Texas. Bring up, core. Yeah. It's really, I know, Bob, I'm sorry. Let me see what they look like, Chin. Because we're fishing. on the docked at night. Hey, this city sucks. You know what? I hate it here. We're a mini Australia. We're a mini Australia. We've had two in our yard. We've had two in our yard. You told me none of this before. There's a coral snake?

Yes, Bubba, that's a coral snake. And now, now please understand. Five facts I might surprise you. Yeah. And they're super poisonous? They're, what is it? Red as a man is dead. Cobra. And it's a very poisonous snake.

Strongest strongest better in the world. What the fuck? Yeah. We don't want to fuck around with them. They're no joke. Going back to New York where it's cold. Dangerous, but not usually deadly because we can get them. Their venom is highly toxic. You know what, though? In general, like, listen, heaven forbid, knock on wood, any of my kids get bit, but

Bosti's smaller so he'd have problems. And obviously, Billy being super young, would have problems. Tiger's 110 pounds. He's going to be fine. I'll be fine. In general, if you get bit by a rattlesnake or a coral snake or the centipede or the Trenchol Hawk, you're going to be okay. It's going to fucking hurt.

We have cool war stories. But you need like an anti-venom, right? For the rattlesnake, yeah. Yeah. But they have it at the hospital here. I think certain hospitals have to carry it. Yeah, they carry it. So you want to get anti-venom right away.

Holy fuck, there's coral snakes? And the problem is your arm can go paralyzed. Like you can have nerve damage forever. Or my son turns into a fucking spider man. That's a code, right? If you get bit by that and you don't get treated, you're going to die. But you get treated. Yeah, you have time is what I'm saying.

Yeah. That's why I love to do that. Yoinks the animals in South Florida. Have you seen that dude? The yoink guy? No. We had that in our pool, bum. Right in our pool.

And the pool guy goes, hey, I fished a coral snake out of your pool. Jesus. Was he dead? No. Because they live in water. Yeah. And no, they don't, they actually are on the ground, but they'll come to water. Holy shit.

And so that thing was there. And then my neighbor said, hey, you got kids. I just wanted you to know, I just got rid of this coral snake that was right here. Put it in your fucking pool. And do they get big? They don't get that big. Don't get that big. And they're not aggressive.

What are the most deadly things in Texas? I need to know now. Coral snakes. Dude, coral snake number one. Rattlesnake, diamond backs. What is it? And the things that will really hurt you are the tarantial hawk, that red wasp. Oh, those Satan was.

Have you seen the Texas red wasp? Buddy, you've got to educate yourself from your street. You're talking about fur. I say on 6th Street where we're getting bit by a homeless guy. I'm fine with that. That's fine. this is something no oh yeah dude no my girl wanted

oh I'm sorry we got the bark scorpion too and the highly aggressive Africanized honeybee okay we have cotton mouth don't get bit by a cotton mouth please don't get bit by a cracker what's a puss caterpillar you whoa look at it's hold on

go back go back stripe bark scorpion the only scorpion species in Texas was venom strong enough to be life threatening all right you understand me life threatening. I got to see what a puss caterpillar looks like. Then you got brown recluse.

You got brown recluse virus. Oh boy. That causes severe necrotic tissue. A caterpillar that causes intense burning pain. Let's look for your ass, dude. You got a lot of shit going on, bro. What's a puss caterpillar? You got to check your boots.

Oh, look at that. It's kind of cute looking too. Yeah, that's definitely cute. That thing's fucking cute, dude. And if you touch it, it's fucking intense pain. You don't want to be touching that. That's adorable. It's a puss caterpillar.

It does look like a puss I'll get that right there Which one? Not fun It's got lips and everything It's got a good time I've seen worse puss Jesus

Look at that thing That is awful That's what it looks like When it touches you Will fuck your world up Oh my God Look at that guy's thumb Fuck

It's gotta be a woman yeah That's a weird thumb Oh this one It's Painful Speaking of weird thumbs I saw a still of your thumb, you have very

interesting thumbs. Well, because I, I just located. Hitchhiker thumbs. No, you're able to fucking bend that shit backwards and shit. This part's dislocated. You have hitchhiker thumb? No. Oh, you have the regular thumb. Hitchhiker thumbs. Oh, you got it too. Yeah. Fucking weird. Can you angle it, Brandon,

so the camera could see it. I mean, like that. Oh, gosh. What? It's a regular thumb, no. No, we have hitchhiker thumbs. If it's straight, it means you're gay. What's that movie with Uma Thurman where she She was a hitchhiker with giant thumbs. She was really hot.

Huh? Is that movie with Uma Thurman where she was a hitchhiker and she had giant thumbs? You know what I'm talking about? Nah. No, but speaking of movies, do you see obsession? Dude, how about it was a YouTuber?

Mm-hmm. Oh, I know. It's 21 years old. Oh, wow. What the fuck? Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's a movie. But I saw two of the best horror movies I've seen

in probably the past decade in the past... I'm a horror guy. Obsession's good. Obsession and backrooms. So backrooms is, do you know what backrooms is? Uh-uh. That looks so fucking numb. Look up, look up backrooms, just like the pictures. It's a book. There's like basically a theory that people have seen this in their dreams, seen this in their imagination, like what backrooms look like. It's like gliminal spaces. So they made a whole movie about it. And it's so fucking scary. If you think hereditary creeps you out, it leaves you with the same creepiness throughout the whole thing. He made it for 700 grand.

and it made like 150 million or something crazy. It's as simple as this, but go looking on YouTube. Yeah. So basically when you leave the theater, you are, I was, I was like high when I left the theater. Like, it almost, it fucks with your brain as you're leaving the theater because then you go into the mall and it's a liminal space and it fucking, it's like, it's the back. There was a point where I was like, I had to like, during the movie go, am I going

fucking crazy right now? Yeah. But what's the concept? Just back rooms exist? So it's just basically, supposed to be like a your subconscious? In the movie it's subconscious but in like

the original lore it's basically like going outside of the realm of like what we live in scroll up chance so this to sum of the backroom's phenomenon is the internet horror concept about accidentally glitching out of reality end up in a vast endless maze of empty rooms

doesn't scare me I got a lot of killer I need a no there's killers in it and it's also all the all the entities in it fucking weird. Yeah. But what was the one the 21-year-old made? That movie's good?

Obsession's very good. What's it about? Bring it up, Jen. Obsession is basically this kid. He's the biggest, yeah. He's like the biggest fucking dork ever, and he has a crush on one of his girls that he's friends with. Okay.

But don't tell me the whole story. I want to watch it. No, to give us the plot, though. Just the plot is basically like he wants her so bad. And even though she makes it seem obvious that she wants him, he doesn't have the balls to actually go for it. as hard as his friend trying to get him to do it. So he makes a wish where he cracks this wish thing

that she is more, like, loves him more than anything. And you find out that she does. And it's, I don't want to give away too much. And I watch the trailer. Because if I say too much, it's going to give away too much in the movie. Yeah, watch a trailer. We have to edit the shots are kids. I don't watch enough movies.

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It's called the drama. Yeah. And it's like the leading up to the wedding. It might be actually out now on Prime. Yeah, I want to watch that. It's like the leading up to the wedding, like him having to deal with what fucking psycho he's about to marry.

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No, you should. Really? But it's sad? No. No. I mean, you feel bad for... But it's a fucking true dog. The kids that pass, yeah.

But it's a thing that happened in real life. This girl basically drove, what was like, 100 miles an hour with three other kids in the car, straight into a wall. Killing her boyfriend and then just their friend. And then she said it was an accident. Car went out of control. but then there's evidence of her doing like a pretrial run two days before and the way she talked to the boyfriend like so she wanted to kill her and then the dad the dad makes it way worse he got fired from his job you know that oh i didn't know that now which is kind of silly but here's my thing everyone's like yeah she did i don't think she was trying to commit she was not a suicidal person so i don't i don't see why she would do on a person but it was like really sketchy the way that when she thought the cameras were off the way she started talking to the documentary team and i was like and then the phone call it was like.

And then speaking in whatever is, the gibberish language, and they decoded it. And basically she was telling her mom like, don't tell him this. I'm going to tell him this. Like she's definitely a bad person. And then if you're on, if you get into the weeds with it, her cellmate is on who's out now is on TikTok. She's like, she's the worst. I didn't see that.

I heard it's crazy. Oh, she was, on line right now. Oh, dude. She's getting dragged through the fucking month. Really? Oh, people are like, she's the worst thing ever. In prison? Yeah.

Ever. What? Yeah. Yeah. She's like, because in the interview, she seems so sweet. And then, like, they show what she's actually like. Just a true piece of shit. She's the catch me outside girl.

Yeah. Yeah, bad person. And the, have you? Well, again, it's on TikTok, but they're recording her conversation with her mom from prison. No. And the mom's like, have you seen it? You made the UK news. And she's like, are you kidding me?

She's like, can you made the UK news? She's like, I'm telling the Kardashians are going to see this. It's, you're like, they're terrible people. Because the way the documentary kind of made it, I was like, I could go either way with this, right? No, so that was designed on Netflix to do that. Watch the real one on Hulu does a much better deep dive on it. And if you watch that, you're like, oh, my God, she's terrible. They leave out a bunch of facts.

Most of us walk around because we're good people. And it's hard to fathom how fucking awful some people really. Oh, yeah. Like how some people will do anything for themselves. If you want to see the worst people, watch them. a documentary on Hulu. It's about Natalia Grace. And it's what they, you ever seen the movie? It's called the orphan

and they adopt that Russian girl. She's what she's what he based on. What? But what they find out in this is the parents just didn't want to adopt this girl anymore. So they started making up shit about her. And like, yeah, she has pubs and she got her period. She's actually like 30. But they lied. They just

wanted to get rid of this girl. Damn. Bro. But they wanted to get rid of her. And they lied to the court. They said her, they got her age change. Just those people take her 20. So she wasn't really trying to kill it. She was actually like eight years old. Oh, she was like a nice person. And then she had to get her own job and an apartment. And because they wanted to keep her quiet, they took her phone away. And they put her in the top floor of a walk up building so she couldn't get down. Oh my God. So they,

they, they weren't. And her dad is very gay. So she wasn't, she wasn't trying to kill her parents. No. No. No, she's just a little girl that they went out of, we're kind of tired of having, this girl around. But she has a, she's a dwarf or? She has so many things. Yeah. Poor thing. Poor girl.

And she's basically in a wheelchair so they can't, when they put her on the top floor, they're like, all right, she won't be able to get down and tell anybody about this. God, man. Like, people are just, they're so bad. And the worst part about it was when they went to court over the thing, because legally her age was changed, the jury had to go by the legal age. So they couldn't listen to evidence that said, that she's actually 10 years at the time. So she had to like get a job and like fucking pay a utility bill and she like that.

She was 10 at the time. It was fucked up. If you watch enough crime docs, you lose all faith in man. A hundred percent. I was watching them to take a break. I was watching one the other night and there's just this there were buddies, you know, and some old guy and he just stabbed him 40 times, like cut his head off. And then the interview on him and he's like, yeah, I wasn't even over there. And they clearly have the evidence he's over then. You're like, what the fuck, dude? Why'd you do that? Because he wanted his money, you know?

I got hooked on, you probably would love it on YouTube. There's a guy named J.M. something. And he does, like, the actual, like, interrogations. And he's an interrogator himself who narrates the videos. And he, like, will point out why this person's lying. And he has one that shows the difference in a real psychopath and a fake one. Yeah. The kid, Nicholas Cruz, that was the shooter in South.

Florida he shot at the school and he showed because the kid Nicholas Cruz didn't realize that there was cameras going at all times in the interrogation room talking himself so whenever the interrogators would leave you would just be completely normal and as soon as he heard the door open he like you like looking at the ceiling and like fucking fidgeting yeah but then they showed a real psychopath the way that he reacted and he was so matter of fact with how he killed the person he's like yeah I shot him in the head and I felt like I should probably get out of there because I just murdered Well, they always ask those people. They're like, do you have any remorse?

They're like, remorse. I mean... No, this kid had no remorse. But that's social past, don't look at them as people. It's you're just an object. Mm-hmm. It's not, you know... You would love that channel on YouTube.

It's insane. And it's huge on YouTube. There's a big shit. No, I love all that shit. It gets like 50 million. It has at least 50 million views on the channel. There's so much good content on YouTube. I watch more YouTube than I do TV at this point.

Unless I'm with my girl, I can't watch a show. There's so much. I got to be with someone or else I get too much ADD and I can't watch it. It rewrars our brain. Yeah. That's the problem. You can watch everything though. Every fight that's ever happened, every everything.

Mm-hmm. All right. What do you got, Jindster? Do you watch anything, Jen? YouTube. Like, I always tell you, I watch fishing and camping stuff, stuff you would love. Fishing and camping.

You don't watch any shows or nothing? Like, you won't watch, like, I don't know. No. No. No. Strange things. I watch the big shows? When movies come out, I love watching.

Remember, that's why I told you about weapons. I was like, fuck, that's such a badass. That's why I love A24 films. Yeah. They do all these, like, badass films. Anyway. Every good show is done now, though. There's no more, like, Euphoria is done.

Testimon is done. Friends and family. The boys is done. Friends and family's great. That's how it is. Check this shit out. I started rewatching Ozark. This is going to sound so good, but did you guys watch Handmaid's Tale?

Oh, yeah. Just the first two seasons. Great. Great. The new show, that's good. The new show, Testament, which is a spinoff, which is basically the girl's daughter. So good. It's better than original handmade cell.

Really? So good. What's this, Jen? This is called Onslaught. Is this with Alex Pereira? Yes. Alex Pereira is playing an action star. Let's watch this.

It's 824 as well. He doesn't say Chama, I'm so mad. It's a human equivalent of seeking mishol. I love these kind of movies. Super Soldier type movies? Mm-hmm. so cool I'm in

I'm in I'm in what if he's gonna have a real role where he's speaking in English the crazy thing is like Alex is like a big you know usually when an emma person goes into a movie

they're like a little clip little something Alex is like the main evil character I you guys think whatever I'm putting all my money on Cyril Gahn if Cyril Gahn's not doing movies

it never works out for a fighter when they start doing movies oh yeah Ronda your red flags usually a red flag really hard to keep that level of intensity But Cyril Gons done movies too

Cyril Dagan has done I haven't seen anything leading up to this fight though No But also if that's being shot now That means he shot this I know fucking probably a year ago More than that probably yeah So we should be all right

Yeah I love those You like those movies It is a red flag But there's also press for it There's a lot of see it It's usually like There's a red flag

Yeah you get a little too famous It's little too rich And it's like okay My favorite even worse than that Because UFC cover it Yeah there's a curse to it It's just the way things go My favorite's way Izzy reacted to being the shoulder getting knocked out.

Izzy posted, I'm on the UFC cover again. It's just his shoulder as he's getting knocked out. What's this chin? So history is about to be paid like the greatest shooter basketball history is about to get paid like one of the greatest athlete sports history. Steph Curry's reported set to earn an estimate $1.19 billion through his new year partnership with Lee Ning. 10 year partnership. Leaning? Leaning shoes.

Have you guys ever heard about the shoe round? Because he was with armor. And the craziest part go down, the deal is tied to brand growth and revenue meaning the total value could climb even higher over time. This also might be a prediction. Like I don't know if he's guaranteed $1.19 billion, right? No, I think that's it. That's the minimum. Yeah.

This is a Chinese company? Yeah. So then I looked it up. I guess Dwayne Wade was the first person to do this shoe deal with them like in 2017 or something. He got like 60 mil, around 60 million. And then this is what Steph Curry is getting paid. So I looked at the shoes. This is kind of what they...

What the fuck is that? This is a Dwayne Wade one. Would you wear, though? We have Wade. My kids would. Kids like crazy shit these days. They like wild shit. That's why mellow ball shoes are like the biggest thing.

They're like Jordans. All the kids wear mellows now. Really? Because they're crazy colors and they did a Rick and Morty collab. They like... I like them too. The cleats are loud now. The shoes are loud.

Like, like, like, bright greens and bright oranges and bright yellows. Like, nothing's just chill these days. Who's your basketball team? Denver Nuggets. Yeah? Yeah. I'm so pumped that. Nicks are actually in the finals.

All right. They play tonight. Yeah, buddy. Man, I could give two fucks about NBA basketball. Until the, unless the Knicks are doing well, I don't give a shit. It's my least favorite sport. But, you know, I'll watch. But it is crazy to see Wemba Yama just move.

Yeah. He's the most 7-5. He looks like he should be in front of a used car dealership. He's so lanky, but he's also so coordinated at that height. Yeah. Yeah, he can like cross dudes up and pull up from the top of the two. He's that really skinny, right? Really tall, really thin.

French guy. Yeah, 6-5. Sorry, 7-5. Yeah. Did you see what he fell? You realize when you're that tall and you fall, it's insane. Oh, no, those guys are always in. The video of him falling was brutal.

Yeah, they're always injured. Seven-five. Not good. It's interesting. I mean, shit, get your bag, Steph Curry. 1.19 billion. That's insane. But yeah.

Good for him. So you mentioned Benjamin Netanyahu. There is rumors that he was going to be at the UFC 250. He's not from any legit sources. Yeah, so it's not confirmed. But anyway, so I guess I looked this up to, so Aiden Ross was on a live stream. He said that if it's true, then he's not going to the UFC. Yeah, he said if so it says he pulled out, he didn't pull out yet.

Yeah, he says, if Netanyahu's there, I'm not going. I'm also just not trusting an Instagram, forbidden knowledge, spelled with a four. Yeah, I don't believe any of this. And I saw the way they did, they stitched this up, they edited it. It's like different every single time. But this is apparently like what it's supposed to be. I wouldn't go either if I'm not.

I'm not going, bro. Bro, a lot of people, a lot of people are going. I just want to go. I don't want to go. I really just, what now or what? How much money is that kid making a year? All the money. How's he making so much money?

He's the biggest streamer in the world. Him and Speed are two of the biggest streamers in the world. Really? Yeah. Wow. What is it about them that's so popular? I don't know. He was part of the Andrew Tate thing when Tate was popping off,

and he would do a lot of streams of Andrew Tate and it kind of gave him like a big jumpstart. He's got to have something, right? Chin, how much does it say he makes a month off streaming? He's got to be, he's got to have something, though. Well, now he has the boxing events and M. No, but that doesn't. But I'm with Brian, like, I wonder what makes him stick out. But I show speed is super talented, it has charisma.

He's actually so athletic. It's insane. Have you seen him, like, run against actual track stars? Crazy fast. Yeah. Wow. Is that publicly verified? I bet you it's probably towards the $5 million a month.

But then you also said, like, the amount of money they put into it to get that stuff is also a lot of all, right? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how he blew it. That's a good question because you could see why I show speed. You watch I show speed like, oh, I get why kids fuck with him. And I'm not saying I don't get like with Aid and I'm like, oh, I wonder what makes him the outlier?

Like what made him so special? Well, he's just like that guy, uh, Kai Sinat where it's like they just sit in a chair and just react to things. So I don't know. Were they like the first to do it? They were kind of very early on. But and they were, they probably, they probably have a certain kind of intelligence. Like a, uh, they just have a thing that people can.

Yeah, there's something there. Yeah. there's an authenticity or something. Yeah, you got Kevin Hart's and Juski sleeping over Kaysen That's house for a stream. Like, just weird. Wow. Yeah, they did like a slumber party at Kaysen That's house as just a stream. And now people just go, like, how many times has Armand Zruki and been on Aiden Ross's dream now?

Then, uh, Iliot's Aporia is going on there before a fight. Like, that's people do leading up to get people to see, to get eyes now. It's the main thing because it's alive and unscrucry. Interactive. I don't know. I still don't understand it. Especially younger kids, they want more real. They don't want pre-produced.

Yeah, they don't want produce stuff. They don't want. Like, live streaming is just, it's the wave. Mm-hmm. And I get that. It's almost like how podcasts were our generation. It's like, oh, this is not the mainstream. Yeah, and a lot of it's not produced.

Mm-hmm. And they want even more raw. Yeah, they don't, podcasts is too produced for them. Yeah. They want to see you in public. They want to see how you react in public. Like that kid, Calificare is literally just walking around talking to people's girlfriends and just getting crazy amount of money for it. Yeah, I just...

And I thought like an old head or an unc. I'm just too old to do the live streaming six days a week. I just can't. Well, you're going to start streaming a shop show. Yeah. That's going to be sick. Yep. Well, Big Brown breaks.

How dare you. Big Brown Breakdown. What else you got, Jed? Let's go. Okay. I didn't get to look at this one in. Tell the crowd, too, if they want to see it, if they want to see it, just subscribe to the YouTube. Oh, yeah.

So it's leading up to the UFC White House, which is on a Sunday, the 14th. We're doing a live stream on Tuesday. It's going to be on Thickboy YouTube, so it's on Tuesday. And then we also do one Friday. You got to get better a promo. Well, because we haven't talked about it. So I'm trying to think it's for the membership only, right? It's not for just a live, it's just not a live stream.

I think if people want to be able to ask questions, they're going to have to be on the membership. Yeah, the membership. Yep. Like, you could watch it, but to actually get your questions that are live on the air, it's going to have to be memberships. Yep, that's the plan. So Tanner Scott, who's a pitcher for the Dodgers, he didn't pitch great, right? But he's a fucking athlete.

Dude, look at some of this, and this is part of the issue with today's fucking social media. It's gambling, too. People lose money. 100%. And that's why there's so much hate for, especially UFC, but especially athletes. look his wife posted this gunshot your family tonight they should find that guy so it says tanner scott's wife mattie revealed heinous messages and comments she received after scott was losing pitcher in the dodger saturday night lost to the fillies uh she goes i promise you don't know what it's like

unless you're living it uh that that guy should they should find her that so he surrendered the go-ahead home run to the fillies in the eighth inning she goes this unfortunate reality look so someone in her fucking comments but gunshot your family tonight I'd like to find that guy and just be it crazy like to beat him with a bat people don't realize how scary when people are messaging you crazy shit and it's from an anonymous thing that you keeps growing bubba because it's not something you confront in person look at this shit she's gorgeous he's winning kill yourself

kill yourself it's crazy dude yeah wait she's the one getting these yeah the fuck that she did her for The family is. Pieces of shit. She didn't give up any runs. Just pieces of shit in the world out there. Isn't it crazy, though? Yeah.

Scumbags. I don't get it, man. Jealousy. No, it's not jealousy. People who lose money because they can't. That's the biggest thing. Yeah, it's losing money. Freaking out.

Tony Hinch Club specials coming out on Netflix. Dude, Tony was showing me. I won't give it away. Like the promo? It's so genius. I'll just play where. Guys, motherfuckers. Hopefully there's metal detectors in this bitch.

Is it okay if I say my least favorite race here to me? We've made fun of blacks, Latinos, the whites, the Indians, Asians, thank you. I'd imagine if I were sitting where you were right now, and I bought a ticket to a Tony Hinchcliff show, I'd probably thinking of myself, Tony where are those two jokes and now I'm the ambassador

to Puerto Rico that's fucking awesome is that the one you saw? No no he's got it's great other stuff in the holster he's he's as creative as it gets right now he's crushing it

yeah all right so Pete P Diddy has a sex tape out that just got I guess he just got released. Has anyone seen it? I haven't seen it. Now, what is, so wait. Diddy has a sex tape out? Oh, yeah. Hold on.

There's more to this, Brian. You watched it. Wait. No, I haven't watched it. I want him. It's a sex tape with who? With 50 cents X. So it's 50 cents X and P. Diddy and another girl. No, they're a dude. There's another dude. Ain't that a bitch. It was like a porn star. Really want to watch. But the main thing about this is the main, the main dude star. He said that Pete Diddy is the one that showed up just all oiled up He just he himself was just all oiled up

Okay And then the biggest thing is like I guess he He wanted to do a little bit But then let the other guy finish off Because Pete Diddy apparently has like a very small Wheater Yeah they said like around

He said around three inches Oh that now makes sense That'd be hard to be a blackout So 50 cent found out And of course 50 cents blasted this Even though that's his mother's or his kid's mother uh-huh

if you're a blackout with a small dick that's tough uh yeah there's so much expectation um this is very interesting it is very interesting and then you could see a little clip

I mean it's already blurred out and stuff but if you want to watch this later on it's on XS and apparently to her so she put a statement out I'll leak it up for you so apparently they tried to blackmail her and wanted money and she was like no so like all right we're going to release this you have any comment and she's like this is so fucked up

i feel terrible for her that's what she says she's like i wish i never did it i mean i feel awful for her is she a mom now and all that yeah it's a nightmare it's a nightmare and lp did he or i'm sorry 50 cents like dude i want a dna test of the kid like it's it's such a bummer man i'm she she was doing it for her her man and then it the video gets out it's so fucked up can't she like cut shut the video down A recent lead tape, well, I was never consented to be, so it was not under her consent being filmed in the first place. I was blackmailed by the person in the video and was threatened that if, so the escort, I assume, if I didn't give him a lump sum of money that they would leak it on the web,

I almost gave in to his demand. And once I didn't, this person eventually sold this tape to a giant media outlet. The media outlet called me one day and said, they had the tape and they asked if I had any comment before the release. The first time I ever fainted in my life, once the media company understood, the tape they purchased was revenge porn and extortion scheme, they backed off from broadcasting it. I know they are probably reading this and I want to say thank you for doing the right thing, even though years later it came back to haunt me again. So eventually got released. Oh, so interesting.

Yeah, so I was going to say, so the media company, because it's extortion and blackmail, it's actually illegal for them. Yeah, it is. And that's why she should be able to shut this down. Because, well, no, she shut it down, but this still got released. Someone released it without consent. So it says I was blackmailed by the person. I'm definitely not watching that then. In the video. But, okay, so maybe the male porn star is talking about a different experience because he actually did a little statement here.

So it must be someone else. This guy's the one that talked about. Oh, Wayne. P. Did he being oiled up and having a small penis. Oh, is that the porn star? Yeah, this is one of the porn stars. It's like wheezy. He had like a big version.

What a bummer, man. But it's super long. But anyway, yeah. What a bummer for her. Yeah. What does it say about Did he being. born with no penis? What was that saying?

Well, he has been a tiny dick. That's interesting too. He looks so happy to be there. He's still in jail, right? He's doing how many more years? I don't know. We looked at it before about. What a shithead.

Okay. So a kid on a plane on his Bluetooth, have you seen this? It showed like his, the name of his Bluetooth thing. or whatever it was a bomb. Somebody saw it on.

Yeah, and they reported it. Oh, God. And because of that, they had to, like, freaking land the plane back. Oh, boy. I get it. Ugh. Just a shitty situation.

I'll just play a little bit of it. That seems to be making a funny joke. That isn't so funny. And it's going to be compromising the safety in this fight. We're going to be. be returning back to Newark at this time. I'd be so mad. Oh my God.

Yeah, and that could happen as soon as someone mentions something like that or all. So they know it's a joke and they still turn the plane around? Yeah, because you have to treat it that way. You have to. Imagine if they kept going there's actually a bomb. Like you have to. No, I get that. But like, how far into the trip were they that they turned?

I don't know. Yeah, I'd say, just keep going. 10,000 feet. There's probably pretty something like distance-wise. Like, that's fucking. That's just bureaucratic. It's a bureaucratic thing. You have to do it.

It's like, come on. It just says mid-air. But then, yeah, so they... It sounds like some of these way too... He's 16. 16, yeah, 16-year-old. I'm saying that it's like the pilot's a bit of a pussy. Yeah, right?

A few more. You guys good on time? Give us one more. Give us your best one. Oh, I saw this other day. Well, this case, so... This is the best man. He just fainted during...

Is the redhead? Huh? It's the redhead? The redhead, yeah. Yeah, he's in the sun, too? Hold on. Oh, that's bad. You'll see how this all plays out, too.

It's kind of interesting. They just keep powering through it. Sometimes love looks like sitting in silence after a long day. Sometimes it looks like laughing. I love that he's still talking. No one else will understand. The priest does not give a fuck. Sometimes it looks like saying, hey, you.

Hey, I messed up. Hey, me. Hey, I messed up. longman. Dude, he could have really fucked himself up there. I love the priest.

He's like, I'm paid for the hour. That's his friend who was officiating the wedding. That's what that guy was. That guy's not a priest. You see him,

you like, keep going, keep going. He's like, he does that. No, but apparently red head and son. He had water and food

and he was able to do his speech afterwards, so he was fine. It was just that one moment. He just fainted with his hands in his lap. Red, You're going to died right there and you're going to put him right in the coffin with that outfit.

One last quick one then, since you get a bounce. That's really funny. Yeah. So a cop was like trying to pass the road. He has more situational awareness than you right now. That's really good. All right. I remember a guy.

This guy is cop in L.A. I never forgot. I had my dog off leash and I was at the beach. I lived right on the beach. And he goes, he's an old veteran and he goes he goes hey come here what he goes put your dog on a leash please he goes do you know what i hate do you what makes me feel terrible about my job when i got to take time to look at a guy like you and say put your dog on the least and threaten you with a ticket that

doesn't make me feel like a cop or a man and i go i get it i get it he goes so do me a favor i go what he goes say god bless the l-a-pd i go god bless the he was fucking great i was like so See you later, thanks. Fuck that dog, too. We're going to be, B, that dog. Guys, this weekend, Friday, Saturday, I am at the Schaumburg, Chicago Improv. Come get some.

Come get some. Then I'm in Lutherville, Maryland. McGooby's joke house, July 17, 18. There we go. Nicholas? I'm still filming a couple episodes, but I'm going to be putting up new dates as of next week, but these are the ones I still have up on my website right now.

Edmonton, Alberta. Edmonton's the best. Yeah. I love it. Well, there you go, fellas. and Big Brown Breakdown, live streaming Tuesday and Friday. I'll have details for you. I'll post it on my social media as well so you guys can all tune in leading up to the UFC White House next Sunday.

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