The Fighter & The Kid - The Dark Side of Fighting… What Fans Never See | TFATK Ep. 1180

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

This episode of The Fighter and The Kid gets real about the dark side of fighting, viral UFC moments, and wild behind-the-scenes stories.Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen react to Donald Trump�...��s appearance at a UFC event, breaking down the crowd reaction and the internet buzz around it. They also dive into one of the craziest fight stories you’ll hear — a matchup so intense that fighters had to be kept separated because they might fight on sight.The conversation shifts into the real aftermath of fighting, including brutal injuries, brain trauma, and what happens to fighters after the cameras stop rolling. From fighters nearly collapsing after bouts to the long-term damage seen in combat sports, this episode highlights what fans rarely see.They also touch on rising fighters, chaotic fight cards, and the unpredictable nature of MMA, plus hilarious stories from travel, events, and behind-the-scenes moments.If you’re into UFC, MMA, fight stories, and unfiltered takes, this episode shows both the hype and the harsh reality of the fight game.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatk1800Flowers.com - Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me, don't wait. To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit http://1800flowers.com/tftk. That’s http://1800flowers.com/tftk. http://1800flowers.com/tftk.Quince - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's http://quince.com/fighterStash - Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.Paka - https://pakaapparel.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. What's up, B? We was talking about how Trump looked at Paola Costa and said, and said, you're too beautiful to be a fighter. That was gay? That would say.
Starting point is 00:00:18 That is, that is you. Yeah, it's just an older gay thing. So Brian knows a thing. When you get older, you appreciate young, masculine beauty.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you're like, you envy it. You want it. It's like a, you're a vampire. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Hey, I want some of that. that. Yeah. Hey, you on the obscene list? What's that? You on the Epstein list? What do you mean? Because Trump is. We all think that about Paula Costa, but we just don't say it. You don't say it out loud. I say it out loud. Policostas is literally the last thing I think of because I'm not a gay man, but I mean, you know you. In terms of his body, we all want his. But Trump did that and but and then he's like, you know what? That wasn't lame enough. Let me post this thing as in AI as me as Jesus. What are you doing? I don't know what he's doing. What does he?
Starting point is 00:01:03 doing? I mean, the rumor was that there's a rumor, and I believe it 100%, that they came to him and said, Mr. President, Obama got Osama bin Laden, you know, Bush got Saddam Hussein, you can be the one to get the Khomeini. You can get the Ayatollah. And he was like, yes. And there is a nowhere near the same, though. But I'm just saying, like, you, when you, you, when you, you when you literally one thing about Trump apparently is when you appeal to his ego and you flatter him but do whatever it takes also scroll a little bit chin yeah he's doing it because him in the pope on that picture it looks like who's all woke so he's so funny though lord of the rings but this is a this is a classic trump troll which i actually think it really makes me laugh yeah
Starting point is 00:01:54 nor should surprise anybody how did i couldn't tell by the videos but the reaction he got in this ufc was not the same as what he got before. It's that controversial war, man. It's hard to tell. Because he's gotten crazy reactions before, and they don't show it. Some people would blow up the last time. He was in Miami last time.
Starting point is 00:02:14 The whole road. But that Miami crowd was also late. It's Miami. Well, they want... Usually he only comes out during, like, the main event, and the crowd was nuts because they're all waiting for the fight. This, it looked like you got their prelims. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:02:25 It was, or it was the main card. Like, you walked in, so I think... And also, their ticket sales... wasn't great either, so it's not a packed arena. No, UFC is not so in... So it sounds like he got a good chair, but I don't think... I don't know, man. Well, it's there people that have a real problem
Starting point is 00:02:42 with what's going on now. The war. The economy's not doing great. Yeah, gas is... Dude, I filled my tank up in L.A. My daughter's tank. Little Kia Sportage. $70, dude. That's not bad.
Starting point is 00:02:58 That's... That's... That's... You don't. know. But Bubba, it's six, six, thirty seven a gallon. I figured it would be higher than that. Some of it is. It's four dollars out here. Some places it's in the bay for Easter. It was like almost it was like six 50 for a gallon of gas. I'm like I'm not. My girl asked me would you ever live here? I'm like no. Never. Crazy right. Never. Even here because I have to buy premium for my car
Starting point is 00:03:20 like four sixty a gallon. Which is I fucking Texas. Diesel's five. Is it? Yeah, it sucked. That's a problem for truckers. Truck, truck, trucking business got out of business with that shit when it goes up to that. My friend's trucking business literally folded because diesel went up and they just couldn't afford it because the margins. Hopefully it comes down. But you were in Irvine. You like Irvine? Irvine was great. I never been there. I love that room. I have had so many great shows there. And it was really like Saturday like it was almost sold out both shows and that's a big, big room. And you know, you just get up there and I remember what I love about stand up. Like it's just such a great thing. Was that the place we did Man Tiers? Yeah. Oh, that's my first.
Starting point is 00:04:01 first time with you. Yeah. Irvine improv's great. Yeah, that was a fun room. And it's in good location. Yeah, man. Love that. Yeah, I love Irvine.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Irvine has good sports too. A lot of ballers come out of there. Yeah, well, they've added a bunch of new restaurants and things there, like high end. That place is unbelievable. Yeah, it's such a beautiful. The fashion islands over there. Everything. That's what it is it?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Fashion Island. It's unbelievable, man. It's part of all that. Yeah. It's beautiful. It's great, done. It's like a state of the art, everything. You're just like walking around.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Good, good school systems down the two, great sports. There are a lot of monsters coming out of Orange County. Well, the other thing I always forget about Los Angeles is the weather is just perfect. Well, that's what you're paying for. All the time. That's what you're paying for. Yeah. That's what to keep you there.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Like, if L.A. had snow. Nobody's moved to L.A. No. With all the crazy shit. Right. It's the weather. It's the weather. It's great.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I like the weather here. Do you? I love it. I'm born a raise in the humidity, so I'm used to it. But when you go back to California, like, I was in the bay and I was, like, feeling that dry heat, I was like, this is fucking nice. to be when it's hot and raining at the same time every day oh no i was on the beach too i my my buddy lent me his six million dollar beach house so i'd just go open the doors and the the i look at the
Starting point is 00:05:13 crashing waves i was like okay all right you guys want to serve dude i was in the d r and nobody told me i'm in a three piece oh no no or i'm sorry wool suit now i'm a three piece and no one on the shirt open nope no one told me yeah and i'm in a three piece no one told me yeah and As I'm going on the venue, Jimmy Smith goes, and no one told you what. And we had a whole production meeting, did the whole rundown. He goes, nobody told you what? He goes, the fights are outside. Oh, Baba.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I went, oh, I looked at Lex. I go, buddy, do you think you could have told me? This is a disaster. Hey, if you sneeze, you're getting kicked off you too. Oh, that top button's the MVP. I told my wife, too, I'm jacked right now. I'm like, that button is going to fucking. But also, it's a size medium suit.
Starting point is 00:05:55 That's so hot what you're wearing right now? I was hot. That's wool. I was hot. Wool pants. I was hot. In the DR. I was hot.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I would have told you. But it was supposed to be indoor AC. Tropics. I know, but you got to work. You got to wear, you got to look nice. I know, we got to get you a linen suit.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Jimmy was in a suit too, but. Look at Jorge. Shirt all the way open. Jimmy Smith is great. You guys have looked very hot there. Let me go back. Me and Jimmy?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah, you look like you're sweating balls. Oh, you're dying. But Jimmy does it all over the world. So he took his jacket off. Is that sweat on his suit? Yeah. It almost looks like. it.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Oh. It was toast. Ooh. The venue was dope, but it, and we were covered, but it's open. Can I, it's open. Can I, uh, your lady's beautiful. Can I get a, um, can I get some color on the fights, please? Uh, Anthony Smith looked great.
Starting point is 00:06:46 There's, there is there. He, I was so he has four daughters. Three of them like to watch them fight. One can't. She just, she can't, you know, the nerves. So he brought his three daughters. His one daughter is 14. She's six, too.
Starting point is 00:06:59 They're freaks. The other daughter wrestles. She's just a monster. Wow. Yeah. You really frame logging him. Where is he from, man? Where's Anthony from?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Nebraska. How long are you guys been dating? And did you, is this after you walked on the beach together? This is after we sucked each other off. I was going to say. Actually, he was getting a massage. I was eating lunch with my girl. So I put, you know, heavyweight stroll on the beach.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Yeah. I was actually, if you pulled back on the camera right behind the restaurant. So he was walking up. I'm like, oh, buddy, because we used to train together. I'm like, dude. Yeah, that's my guy. He's a, I would have said he was as tall as you, but he looks, maybe it's because you're wearing shoes. Now, he, did you have to put your arm around his waist there?
Starting point is 00:07:39 I'm grabbing his ass cheek. Yeah. He looks good at heavyweight, though, man. Yeah, he does. He looked really good. Well, he walks at 235, I think, you know, he's pretty big. He's a big cat. Yeah, when I saw him at the UFC, I was like, what are you weighing right now?
Starting point is 00:07:50 He's like, about 235? I was like, Jesus. Yeah, but he used to fight at 205. Yeah, which is, which is. Yeah, it's standard. Here he is. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Chase is a true heavy. Dude, what do you think, in all honesty, what do you think of the sport? Like, in terms of just, it's different considerations with your hands. Yeah, because you can break them. Yeah. And then on the ground, like stuff you can usually get away with in the UFC and PFL. Yeah. On the ground, you got to be careful, like, when you roll for knee bars and stuff,
Starting point is 00:08:17 because a punch with no fucking love is going to fuck you up. Yeah. You know who would do good on this? Joe Piper. Oh, my gosh. Joe Piper in this? My killer guy. Yeah, my killer.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Destroying people. I love Joe Pfeu with no wraps on his gloves. Gangster. Yeah. Might break his hand, though. But yeah, these guys, so people complain, like, man, I don't know whether they're not jabbing and doing this. Like, they don't want to break their hands. So it's like super calculated.
Starting point is 00:08:43 That's so true, man. Yeah. There's actually some signs behind it. Did you ever see, like, the old school stances where they used to hold their hands like this? Yeah. A lot of people don't realize there's a reason for that. It's because they weren't doing a lot of punching to the head because when you had bare knuckle boxing back then, it was too easy to just break your hands.
Starting point is 00:08:58 So they were throwing a lot. that it was a better defense to their body. And they would also do this to lift the... Is that his daughter right there, B? That's around the right, yeah. That's all his, that's his three dollars. And she's an athlete. Well, she plays a sport.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Volleyball, I think she's a monster. Wow, 6-2. Well, you know... Is he black? When they... Yeah, his dad's black, his mom's white. This is news to me. When people, when they jab, I mean, when they hook,
Starting point is 00:09:21 they'll hook like this. They turn their fist over. Yeah. And hit, so they hit their knuckles. Like, when you have this stands right here, it's blocking. so much of the body. It showed how much he got paid
Starting point is 00:09:33 with his last fight in the UFC. If you go back one, whatever you clicked on it, show. I'll look for how much he got paid. Because I asked him too, because when I saw him on the beach, he's my guy. I'm like, dude, why are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:09:45 You just retired from the UFC. And then you find out how much he's making. I'm like, oh, I might do that myself. Oh, what? No, that's just the promotional. Oh, good one. It said, in case, so he made $200,000. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Against Johnny Walker. He made a lot more than that. I don't think so? Good. I know so. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. He made a lot more on that for game.
Starting point is 00:10:08 He deserves it. Fuck, you never told me who. Oh, I forgot to tell you. So I saw, you know, obviously I'm with Jorge the whole time. I see Jorge. I'm like, buddy. But he's like, you know, lo, lo, lo, you're talking about the car show because he's supposed to be a guest on.
Starting point is 00:10:21 He's like, oh, this, I don't know, fuck all that noise. You're fighting Connor? Inters a fight week? He goes, no. I'm like, ah, fuck. And he goes, but. They offered me this guy, and he was, and I said yes. He said no, so we're waiting to see.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Nate Diaz? Nope. Remember Nate Diaz fighting MVP? Oh. Yeah. Can you give a hint? On the Genet Chronicle card? Michael Venom Page?
Starting point is 00:10:46 No, no, no. The most valuable promotions, but he's fighting Mike Perry. Hey, Boomer. Oh, I was like, what? Remember it's Nate Diaz versus Mike Perry? I don't. Well. Nate Diaz fighting Perry,
Starting point is 00:10:58 and Ganoe was fighting, and then. Gina Carrano, Ronda Rousey. Yeah, I know that. Wait, can we cut it out of the episode if you say it? No, I'm not going to say it. Come on, dude. No, because chin might leave it and then read my mouth. Oh, yeah, shit.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I can't do that to the guy. I don't get him in trouble. He's big, I will. Just remind me after. He's big right now. I'm like, buddy. Is he? I mean, juice.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Where would you peg him at? It's juicy? I know. No, not big like juicy. Oh, okay. Just big like, okay, you've been enjoying some plantains. Oh, you mean you're talking about Jorge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah, Jorge, Jorge's big, he's enjoying his life. I know, but he has a fight in June. He's got a fight in June. What I say, he's walk around 200? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, yeah. But he, so he owns GameBreda. He's crushing it. And then they announced on there, you'll like this be. So in the production meeting, they go, hey, we're going to surprise the fans. We're going to announce the main event. I think it's like May 1st or whenever the fuck it is in Miami. He goes, the main event.
Starting point is 00:11:58 is Hector Lombard and Yule Romero. I go, oh, my God. That is, oh, well, hold on. He goes, I go, oh, that's an amazing card. And he goes, do you know the history about them? I go, well, I know they don't really like each other anymore. He goes, no, you don't understand. They hate each other.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And I go, oh, there's a bad blood. And he goes, oh, bad blood wouldn't do it justice. They legit want to kill each other. What? They go, so what we did is, we know Hector won't come if you all is in the same room. the fight on site. So they have eight security guards. And they go,
Starting point is 00:12:32 we're going to bring both them in the cage and tell them that they're fighting, you know, they know they're fighting each other, but they don't know they're both at the venue. They've kept them separated. Different hotels, they've kept them separated. So when we're on there,
Starting point is 00:12:45 I'm like, all right, I got to do the part of announcing UL and Hector. And then someone comes to my ear, hey, scrap the UL Hector thing. They won't, they won't be next to each other. They said the only way they will
Starting point is 00:12:57 do it if they can fight right now. So it's on site. It's the it's such bad. What is the issue? Because they used to train multiple, multiple things. I don't want to get in here and air out their laundry. It's horrible shit. It's just bad blood. Yeah, because Hector was known for getting mad in training and fucking going hard. Yeah. Who would you rather be mad at you if you had to pick up? That's a really, the only reason I'm going to say, I'd say Yel. I was going to say YOL. I was going to say Yowel because Yuel may not be a psycho. Correct. You think so? No, Hector's crazy. They're both crazy. Yeah, but Hector
Starting point is 00:13:32 will kill you. Different crazy. Remember we? Brennan I saw Hector and we were like, he was in the TSA line and he was getting changed and he had these sweatpants and we were both going, look at that tailpiece on that fucking guy. He's got a thick piece. He's he's caked up. When I saw him,
Starting point is 00:13:49 I grabbed my go, what's up, freak? And goes, Brenda. Who said that? Yo-O. Oh, man. I grabbed him go, what's up, freak? Yeah. So you know him from before? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my favorite is Jorge, who's always known as just he's game bread. He'll fight right now and anybody. And great fighter and blah, blah, blah. It's cool as shit, too. He's the best. And when we hung out with him, right? Hung out into Miami. Yeah. Came to my show in Miami and everything.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Jorge? Yeah. The absolute best. He's so cool. Came to my show and then we hung afterwards. Crush it. Guys, let's talk for a second about 1-800-3. flowers because I don't know about you, I'm always, always last minute guy when it comes to Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, any of that stuff. But I have used 1,800 flowers. I'm, I think probably every single occasion, because I always leave it to the end. You can order one dozen roses right now on 1,800 flowers. You'll double your bouquet to two dozens for free, twice the flowers for the mom who gives everything. Okay, and Mother's Day is coming up.
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Starting point is 00:15:33 That's 1-800flowers.com slash T-F-TK. And you will not be sorry. And I was talking about you, Brennan. I was like, talking about the Nadee thing. And, you know, I was like, yeah. I said, you know, you wouldn't, your weight, you know, still, you don't want to mess with guys that big. He goes, and he said the coolest thing. He goes, that's a different ecosystem, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:58 He's a different ecosystem. He's so great. Yeah, he's the best. My God, him in the DR, he has a shirt open. He had all the right outfits. I'm like, fuck, man. He's the best. He's a true Miami guy.
Starting point is 00:16:09 He's a sweat pain. He's a true man. He's a man. He's, he's. And the next one's in Miami. So, you know, that's his fucking. Oh, it's going to be game bread in Miami? That's where it is.
Starting point is 00:16:19 That's cool. We should go down for that. Are you going down for that? I'm working it, but I'd love to come down for that. I really would. Man, I'd love to come down. Can you say who might be on the card yet? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:16:31 But you know. But I know, but I know the main event is Hector and Yuel. That's all you need. That's crazy. That's the main event. That's a fireworks fight. That fight is, I mean, that's all you need. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Not someone. By the way. And it with bare knuckles. I just, I don't know how that's going to fucking go, man. I don't. Well, Yel. And Hector's fucking explosive, man. Like, it's, and they hate each other.
Starting point is 00:16:57 So I'm sure there's going to be adrenaline going. They're both going to be, they're going to, they're going to probably a lot of ribbyes beforehand. 100%. You know what I mean? I'll tell you one of the reasons I left the DR early. The people are great. The fights were great. You know, they don't import Diet Coke.
Starting point is 00:17:15 So every restaurant, I'm like, can I get a Diet Coke? and you know my wife's there and she speaks Spanish and she's like uh diet coke I don't fuck you say it and they're like what we have Coca zero so they bring is better well the real coke zero isn't bad it's not better it's a posture it's so much better I like I like a diet cherry coke I don't like cherry I like diet I like Coke zero you don't why don't you like so much it tastes like I don't mind it I like the flavor diet you do it's a particular flavor I can taste the aspartane that's what I like the aspirate love it can't get enough of it but um metal so they don't have to have it I don't have it
Starting point is 00:17:47 have Diet Coke out there. I had to just drink their version of Coke Zero. Cocosero. Coca Zero. And it tastes like pure shit. So I was like, oh, I got to leave early. It tastes the same. Oh, I got to, it doesn't. I got to leave early. Oh, I'm leaving. You don't have Diet Coke. Oh, I'm on the first flight out. You are such a princess. As soon as fight's done, I'm out. You're a Coke, Diet Coke princess. Oh, I need them. I'm addicted to him. I had to get home. Why are you a fridge full of them here? I have them at home. And I have, I have something down here. I have to travel out of the country with Coke Diet Coke well if your country doesn't have Diet Coke's I'm not going anymore I ain't Going like like like next ones in Miami like to have Diet Coke
Starting point is 00:18:28 I'm not I'm not going I'm not going friends of me on the Amalfi Coast wine Cheeses no Diet Coke I'm out of here I'm out I'm out dude yep I tell you what was tough is Charles Rosa who's been he fought in the UFC he's been around forever he's done Yeah I know Charles he's on a you know Chuck yeah he's a Boston kid he's on a seven fight win streak that's him great kid yeah he fights this this dominican and gets pretty beat up and he's trying to do the jitsu thing in the transitions and the dudes fucking his face up so he loses by decision he came to the show in miami too he was a good dude so he loses by decision he's on the bus and i'm seeing him and he's like this be he's going oh no he's going uh and it's an hour and a half drive on
Starting point is 00:19:13 this fucking bus and i look at my girl because you know they talk to me fighting and i look at my girl You want me, but you still want me to fight? Because she's never rode back on a fighter's bus after. And the pain, the pain starts to sell in. Because you'll see Charles his fight. You're like, okay, he lost, whatever. This rushing out, okay, get starch, whatever. But you don't see the after effect, the side effects after.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And Charles turns to his dad who's with him. It's heartbreaking. He goes, my head, my head. And I'm like, he's like, he's such a vet. He's been a million fights. He goes, I've never felt this pain in my head. In my head, I'm thinking, oh, fuck. probably has brain swelling, dude.
Starting point is 00:19:50 But they took them. Did you say that's your wife? Because she still wants to see you do a fight? No. Well, she was like, I feel like you could tear some of these guys up. And I'm like, yeah, sure, sure. And get into a slug fest. Like, look at that.
Starting point is 00:20:01 That's the after effect. Doing bare knuckle. And one of the guys. And one of the guys, I don't know about that. But one of the guys won. I'm like, look at him. Look at him. Broken hands.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I'm like, this is what it is. Like you don't, you see the paycheck and the knockout and the lights, but this is what it is. Yeah. The after, this is what it is. You don't see the, because you guys got to see Jones and, what's his name? You guys saw that after the fight, right? I was backstage. You said that was brutal, right?
Starting point is 00:20:28 Oh, I saw, I didn't see Jones. I saw Gustus, Gustuson. He was banged up. I never talk about it much because it's like, oh, yeah. I just couldn't look at it. He was, whole face this side was blue. But yeah, thank God Charles got checked out and he was okay. Yeah, man, I'm glad because he's good people.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Hoke it. put on this level of fight. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay. Is that fun. Damn, look how young John Jones was.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Yeah. They were kids. But John was like, John was, I swear it doesn't do it justice. Gus Finn, I saw Gus Finn, right? He's a trained partner, so we talked after. He wasn't as bad. John was like, his body was in so much trauma.
Starting point is 00:21:10 He was like shaking. Really? And like they had to tie him down. He was like shaking and his lips were out to hear. And he won the fight. His, but Gus isn't literally, like, I was looking at him. And I was like, this part of his face.
Starting point is 00:21:21 You can't see it there. It was just blue. Like I think the blood started to settle. You don't, that'll, that'll fucking. Yuri's face wasn't too bad after that, whatever that was. No. He didn't, it was only that one punch. And it was like, you turned, you know, so it wasn't like you.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Made me sad. Yeah. It was tough, man. What's the biggest banger you guys have seen in person? That probably that one. Yeah. Jones, Gus, I mean, I was right there. um biggest bang yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:22:00 oh dude there was a russian on the card that there's bad traffic like it took me three hours to get to the arena the worst traffic i've ever seen yeah but the fighters left after me i had to get there early to go through walkthroughs and sound check so the fighters come after me in my head i'm like well if it took me three hours and traffic is getting worse so one of the russians showed up literally no joke 20 minutes before his fight went life literally just Put on his shorts, went out there and got beat up. God, dude. Got beat up.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Another guy missed it so bad, the commissioner was like, oh, buddy, you're three hours late. So they just canceled his fight. Fuck. Because of traffic. Traffic. Just cancel this fight. Three hours is crazy. Three hours is about it.
Starting point is 00:22:43 What are you doing? That's absurd. Yeah, so poor Alex Nicholson just didn't fight. Damn. So no paycheck either. I think they paid Alex, but the other guy, no, you can't. Yeah, he didn't fight. Like I said
Starting point is 00:22:56 The one Russian that I take off on the stretcher From being exhausted is the one that showed up like 15 minutes before the fight How did I didn't see I didn't see Aaron Pico fight How did he do bum? Wait what did you say? Sorry it was that he got beat up that bad No he was just tired
Starting point is 00:23:09 Because he didn't warm up before the fight I guess He didn't really get hit or not he just got exhausted Yeah Because if you don't warm up the right way before And you're all tight and you're not Yeah then you blow like your whole load And it's like
Starting point is 00:23:24 A lot man But Pico looked great. He did, huh? Yeah, Pico looked real good. He's on. He's so good. That fight, that card was awesome. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Where would you rank that so far this year? Number one. Number one. Yeah? Number one. You have the best fight I've ever seen that heavyweight. Obviously, UFC London, number one. No, Seattle.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I know, I'm joking. Seattle's up there, but this, just because bigger names, you had the Hokic drama. You had Cub Swanson sendaway. You had Aaron Pico do the damn thing Um, Sente Leuke looked great at middleweight That Johnny Walker do nothing Yeah Johnny Walker and uh fucking Donald Gray is kind of sabotaged the whole thing But then thank God the greatest fight ever to happen next
Starting point is 00:24:07 Paul Costa doing his thing And then it calls Oldberg drama with Yuri It's like this is the best card of the year The Yuri fight pissed me off though That's what brought the card down for me Why? I'm still exciting though It's sad if you're not a Yeri fan
Starting point is 00:24:20 I like Yuri a lot He's out there getting eaten by And fucking this is what happened. He goes out there. I don't know if you got a chance to see it. His fucking knee gets, the opponent's knee gets injured. And he's,
Starting point is 00:24:30 he blew his ACL, so he couldn't. He's blaming the reason why he didn't win on mercy. But it was actually, he's chopping the front leg, fucking, he just fought so dumb. Yeah. And he just walked into,
Starting point is 00:24:43 with chin up, hands down, and just got laid out by a guy with one leg. Damn. So Hokake not only got his fighter pay, which isn't. much but he got 100k for five of the night performance the night you know what they should do for fight of the year knockout of the year submission the year million dollars not million bucks that'd be cool
Starting point is 00:25:07 that's a great idea because at the white house the bonuses are a million are they really get out of here yeah really yep that means you're going to see some i mean depending if they can get down the the whole fighting outdoors and the heat they well they've done it before yeah but if they can get that down, you're going to see some of the most. That won't be an issue. I don't ever want to make it. It won't be an issue. You know what? I'm going to say it right now. The one that will get fired at night. Hokeet.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Hokeet versus Derek Lewis. Yes. Or knockout of the night or. Yeah. Well, hopefully not knock out of the night because that, I don't think Hoket's knocking Derek Lewis out. Yeah, maybe TKL. But yeah, and I wouldn't be knockout. I see what you're saying.
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Starting point is 00:27:29 He's not doing it. I thought Dana White was giving him a fucking million bucks. What is it saying? Crypto.com. Is put up massive one million bonus for fighters competing. Scroll down to him. How's it going to work? For a brief period, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Let's see, crypto.com would be celebrating the show by offering their own one million pot for fighters to win bonuses. One million dollar bonus. This seems kind of, it seems. Let's play it real quick. Have you seen this promo? It's pretty good. Crypto.com is delivering $1 million in crypto.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And crypto.com celebrates a decade since it's launched. You have potential for every fight of this card to be fight of the night. But now there's a lot more incentive on top of the bonuses that they'll get from the UFC. It's an incredible opportunity for the fighters to win. They got to look smart as fuck with that big game. Who do you think will win the $1 million from crypto? Oh, gay. Dude, I thought Dana was like, I'm going to up the bonuses, a million dollars for this special card.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Get the fuck out. It's also in crypto. Imagine you get a million dollars in Hawk to a coin. Oh, I think, what? Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I thought everyone's bonusing to be a million. No. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:28:46 God damn it. That feels like the time if you're ever going to spend the money, put it on that. Because if crypto.com put up a million and Dana White put up a million for the best fight of the night, But don't even find out all bonuses. Why not? It's a special event. You guys have more money than God. Let's up the antis.
Starting point is 00:29:06 You want these boys to put out and put the greatest card of all time. Give them a chance and win a million dollars. You're not going to get no Dom McRae as Johnny Walker. With a million dollars on the line, those boys are going to fuck. It's going to be a cock fight, heavy on the cock. Heavy on the cock. Even if it's 500K and one million, that's still, I think that would be great. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:29:24 I thought that's out there doing this. How about how could giving him the finger over and over again? I love it. I love it. Finally, someone interesting in the division. Yeah. Although, I have to say, and it would tell me what you think about that, if you're going to fight like that and you're going to take that kind of punishment.
Starting point is 00:29:39 You can do whatever you want. Yeah, but you're going to have a short-lived time of it. It's probably not the smartest way to fight when you're, it's exciting as shit and it's great to make your name, but you got to probably not. You can't back. But he has to do it. He has to make a name for himself. He has to make a name for himself.
Starting point is 00:29:56 He has to make a name. Number one talk of the UFC now because of that. If you went out and just took him down and won by, you know, a T.K. We're like, all right. Yeah, but I'm drawing a blank on the dude's name on the Giants, but he fights like, what's his name, the running back? Skibbe. I forgot, I forgot his name.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah, that's how he fights. He fights, goes in there. They call him the CT kids. Yeah. Yeah. You ever seen that guy on the Giants, the way he plays? Skibito. He runs through people head first.
Starting point is 00:30:24 It's like Ronnie Lott. Ronnie Lott used to knock himself out. Yeah. Literally, yes. Type in New York Giants running back chin. He's number 44. It's Scebetto, Skibito. He's from Arizona State.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Italian guy? He was like a six-round draft pick, I think. Scatbo. Scatabo. Type in Scatabo hits. Someone says it looks like he ate cranes as a kid. The way he plays. You haven't seen this guy play?
Starting point is 00:30:53 No. Oh, wow. Look at him. You would think he's the one making the tackles. He should be Mike Alsat's long-lost son, the way he played. Look, if you trucked his own guy. Look at that picture of him. He's a nut.
Starting point is 00:31:22 He's a fucking nut. He's pretty much all the time. Robinson, he may have just got enough. That's going to be really close because he got it. He's not even a tall dude either. No. He's like my height. Look at him
Starting point is 00:31:42 He looks like a good time Yeah he does He's not here for a long time I'll tell you that Look at those hits He got injured too Yeah Look how athletic is
Starting point is 00:32:00 Fucking yeah He's a beast Here's the thing though Like this shouldn't be surprising He was such a monster At Arizona State Was he? Oh my God
Starting point is 00:32:07 Just He's the reason they won fucking games Yeah He head butts The helmet here That was it. He needs to whiten up a little bit there, but that's fine. Look at his face there.
Starting point is 00:32:21 He's so fun. I'm a Cowboys fan. He's the Josh Hockeet of the NFL. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's him. It's just a good fucking time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:29 They're not here for a long time. Yeah, I'm going to say, not here for a long time. We're going to have to change. Hey, hey, hey, got to step back a little bit, make some distance, use your jab a little bit more. Like, Cam, he's so athletic. He should be able to change things up. But, man, he looks good when he's standing. Talking about Hokit?
Starting point is 00:32:44 Yeah. Yeah, he, uh, you can't, you can't at the end of the day. D1 wrestler, D1 football player. Yeah, but you just, you can't lead with your head like that. It was so exciting, but. This is how he, this is how he lives. Punishment. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:33:01 At 5-9, maybe, maybe 200 pounds? Low center of gravity, dude. And just a brick shit house to take down. That's not a long, that's not a long life to live, but. I mean, Mike also, I did it, but he had, Mike's footwork was a little. a little better. How's he doing now? Mike, he's cool.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Yeah? I think so. Yeah? Send me a jersey like two years ago. Yeah? Yeah. He's the man. The kid can fucking move.
Starting point is 00:33:29 There's certain people you wonder after the NFL, like, what is your brain like? Like, Ray Lewis, like what is your head? Well, Ray might be the one guy who, I don't know, he's just such a freak physically. But your brain doesn't care. Yeah, your brain's still an egg and the shot. Like Muhammad Ali was a freak. That's right. like you got Ray Lewis
Starting point is 00:33:48 Ladanian Thomason Such a freak Ledian one of the biggest freaks about that Who is the great Samoan Who killed himself? Junior Sayer But he's the outlier Well I'm saying but he
Starting point is 00:34:00 They think depression was probably what You know, his brain trauma Was probably led him to a suicide He shot himself in the chest So they could set his brain Yeah yeah Chris Benoit being the wildest That guy, that CETE was unreal
Starting point is 00:34:12 It was funny people blamed PEDs when it first happened And then they realized that he had the brain of an 80-year-old man with dementia. Yeah, we don't. He was jumping off the top rope, headbutting. But what's really weird is some guys, and actually a lot of guys, the majority are fine. I'm sure PDs actually sped up the process. So they think some of it's a genetic thing, but the majority of them are able to take it.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Like they get, they're 65 and they're fine. There's also a DNA test you can do to see if you're more susceptible. Yeah, to CT. Really? Yeah, Bo Kaffer, you remember? him, you know, he was Miami. He was, I think defensive end or whatever, but he took a lot of hits. And I said, he's 65. I said, do you have any, you know, issues or he's probably 67? He said, dude, I'll be honest with you. I don't, because I was talking to him and he didn't seem
Starting point is 00:35:01 at all. And I said, how about your friends? He goes, honestly, most of my friends are fine, you know. There's some people though. Back then, they were, back then, they were not the same rules. It was tougher time. Yeah. Look at Steve Young. Look at Tom Brady. Right. Troy Akeman. Right. You look at these old broadcasters who played a long year. That was a different thing. But then you look at Chuck Liddell, that's tough. Right.
Starting point is 00:35:22 But he's a combination of drugs. Sure. Is it? Yeah, a lot of acid, a lot of acid. Yes. Chuck was a wild man. Yeah? And every facet.
Starting point is 00:35:31 He was a partier? To say the least. Yeah. He was partying the night before fights, the morning of fights. Chuck was a Spartan. That's how much of a badass he is. I took, uh. Rogan said the best thing.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Chuck said, Rogan said, he's a wolf. I go, what do you mean? He goes, he'll jump in the fire with you and be like, let's see who burns first. Yeah. What are you saying, Jim? Yeah, I watch him now and I'm just like, when I hear him talk.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I took shots with Chuck at Cheetahs before his fight with Tito. Did you? Yeah, it was fucking dope. Not the most recent fight, right? No, no, no. This is when he was on top of the world. But they called him the ice man,
Starting point is 00:36:06 not because like Dana one time, he was supposed to go down to the arena to fight and they couldn't find him. And they went to his room, he's there with two chicks, like an hour before the fight. Really? Yeah. And Dana was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Starting point is 00:36:19 He's like, oh, my bat. And then put his shit on and fuck the guy up. Yeah. Yeah. That overhand right was a unstoppable for a period of time. Yeah, he was the man. He was the shit. But his stuff is a, you know, it's a combination.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Combination. So you think it's partying, getting punched in the head? Yeah. Yeah. They used to spar like crazy and getting kicked and punched. Yeah. Yeah. He's the first one, right?
Starting point is 00:36:43 That used to be able to take all the shots and not get knocked out and suddenly, boom. That's anybody. If you take enough shots, eventually, you just can't. Watching his last fight against Tito made me sad. Oh, that's terrible, man. Yeah, but this is what happens. You know, you're too tough for your own good.
Starting point is 00:36:58 A guy like Hokka is very tough. The thing of all the great memories is good than you. You know, it comes at a price. You could arguably say that he made the UFC what it was at that time period. 100%. He's the most recognized guy. He's on fucking entourage. He was the face.
Starting point is 00:37:13 of the UFC. You think about all the great memories he's given you, and then, you know, it comes out of price. shitty supplements like Zion's. Yep. Science.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Remember Zion? Yeah. And the UFC bought it. The science, yep. Zion's energy drink. I get to pee so bad. Go for it.
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Starting point is 00:38:55 sneak peek of all the guests that are coming up on your show think i could release them all uh yeah yeah well the first guest is uh we got this huge gay guy right huge gay weak is his name brennan shop brennan shop yeah yep who's after that then we got mike mike is Rettel. Mike Isratel, huge guests. Then we after that, we have Phil Heath.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Wow. Seven time Mr. Olympia. Damn, dude. Then after that, we got the man, the legend, Mike O'Hern.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Damn, you got some serious people. He's a great guy. And we got some big ones that are coming up to film next month. Yeah, some really, like each episode with each guest
Starting point is 00:39:33 that people are going to watch a big how the fuck did they, did they pull this? It's insane. Well, you guys. And what I like about it too is like, it's not just like a gym vlog or anything.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Like we're actually making it actually funny. But we actually want people to learn from it. You know what I mean? Great. What's been fun about is like when we worked with Mike O'Hern, he was telling us how much fun he had afterwards. Because it's like, we're not professional bodybuilders. You guys are fun.
Starting point is 00:39:55 We're coming in as white belts, making it funny and learning from. And like I've already learned just from doing the show. My whole workout has already changed. Really? Since I started doing the show completely. Well, you're dealing with the best, the best. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Guys like Michael Hearn or Phil Heath, they've been doing it. They're scientists. They give you these. Does it all anything? We can see it? so we know what the hell you're talking about? Because it is a fun show. Yeah, I'm going to send it a show.
Starting point is 00:40:15 That's where it's different, especially in the space, man. The space really doesn't have anything like this. Where's Chin. The MacBook's called Chinnie MacBerk. MacBerk? MacBerk. You'll notice right away. While we wait, Chin has a birthday, came up.
Starting point is 00:40:33 49. Dude. I know, dude. It's so weird to even think that, but... 49. You remember how that fell, right? Yeah. I know how 59 feels.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah. 49. How did you feel between 49 when you turned 50 or 49? Which one was like... 50 was a big time because I was doing so well. And I just felt like I had kind of like I just had, didn't have a care on the world. Yeah. But I mean, other than that stuff, just the actual age, were you like, oh, shit, I'm 50?
Starting point is 00:41:01 I always felt, you know, look, I was like today I was this weekend, I was jumping around on stage. And I just felt really good, man. I feel the same. Oh, yeah. I've always felt... Test is actually making a difference in your energy? I do. You do?
Starting point is 00:41:14 I really do. And the reason I know is because I'm not tired at the end of the night. I'm still ready to go. This is the preview chain? This is one of the first sizzles we got. I don't use fathers. I like the pressure of if I don't get it, it's old. One of your hosts, Nick Simmons.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Hi, I'm Nick Tallis. I'm going to get up. Are you? Joe? I'm on my way around the gym. You guys are jacked for a comedian Right? Yeah
Starting point is 00:41:53 I'm saying That's a flexing you said that Because I'm like You guys are jack for comedies Oh, thanks no legs That looks great, dude I'm so pumped for it to come out And even as good as that is
Starting point is 00:42:08 Doesn't even do it justice Right? Yeah, you got a great show man How long is he chapsed we're seven hours seven hours each no so it's gonna be between 20 to 30 minutes per episode and uh
Starting point is 00:42:20 the hard part is there's so much footage that's like we're to figure out like what to put in what not to put in is the hardest part so then release like behind the scenes or extended episodes down the road that's what we're thinking about doing just like doing some small clips because like you use those clips to promote yeah we even had when we were with phil heath he talked to us for like an hour about lifting and Phil can talk man Phil Phil knows his shit
Starting point is 00:42:42 And he taught he gave us like before we even did the filming we still filmed an hour of just talking before the show. And he gave us so many gems in that episode. Like and like even just like little I've I've learned so many little things like how you hold the bar like how like things with things you would have never known. But they see like Michael Huron's been lifting for 40 years. Literally. So he knows. Is there anybody who looks better at that age? No. Besides you L. Romero maybe. He's at he's like. He's like. almost 60 years old and just insane like when you see him a person like you see him online you're like oh this is crazy but when you see him a person you're like what are you how much does he way 260 he's big he's very big and couldn't be a nicer dude that's why i can't wait for people to see what he's really like on the episode look at it like that's that's insane well and when he also not he threw up 405 on incline bench during his warm up like it was nothing oh is that true like it was Nothing. Yeah, he's just rather strong. At 57, come on. Yeah, he taught me a really good bench press hack that I can't wait people to see on the episode because I've been using that. My number's been going
Starting point is 00:43:52 up. I'm going to put 405 up because me and Brennan go for 405. We lift our way from 135 all the way up to 405 in our episode. I felt like I was close. Don't give away. I'm just saying. You actually did, you're- Is that his lady right there? No. No. How tall is Mike? I think he's got to be 6-3. Yeah, he's not a small dude. Yep, 6-3. Damn, I'm good. There you go.
Starting point is 00:44:29 His wife is, like, Soviet block. Oh, she's Russian? She has, like, a real, like, Cold War accent. That's awesome. That's awesome. She's drunk. Yep. There you go.
Starting point is 00:44:45 There is. But, yeah, I can't wait for this to come out. It's going to be so much. Long time coming, brother. I can't wait. Give us some current events, Chin. And what do you watch it again, Nick? It's going to be on YouTube this Thursday.
Starting point is 00:44:58 On your YouTube? Yep. Awesome. No leg days YouTube. Sorry. Okay. Excited. All right, so John Bon Jovi saved some woman from jumping off a bridge.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Apparently she was wanting to jump off a bridge. Wow. Is this older, Chin? This just happened. Really? He did this with somebody else, too. Oh, shit. woman, and once she is back on the walkway of the bridge, he embraces her in a hug.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Megan Owen has the story. The video shared by Nashville Police shows a woman in blue, highlighted in the left corner, standing precariously on the ledge of a pedestrian bridge over the Cumberland River, hanging onto the railings. Several people walk by. One woman danced back. A little further up, the rock star John Bon Jovi can be seen arriving with a camera crew. According to posts on social media,
Starting point is 00:45:51 he was shooting a music video on the bridge. He immediately walks over with a crew member, waves and leans on the railing. He calmly talks to the woman for less than a minute before the pair lift her over the railings back onto the bridge walkway. Bon Jovi continues to talk to the stranger before giving her a hug.
Starting point is 00:46:11 They then leave the bridge together. The singer has been widely praised for his actions. It's really amazing to say it. a date on this, Chin? Let me see. It's a year ago, never mind. I don't know why this is popping up on my feet. There you got, buddy. Is that the only person with the...
Starting point is 00:46:30 It's like in other news, Trump just became president. Like, is that? I saw it. John's a piano player. And he's really burst on my scene. How do what happened to year ago? A Lion King. Chim's like, we went to the moon, Buzz Alderman.
Starting point is 00:46:43 No, we do mess up sometimes. It's like breaking news. Charlie Kurt was shot yesterday. Have you guys been painted? attention to the land mooning? Man moaning? Most recent one. The land mooning,
Starting point is 00:46:53 Artemis. Artemis, too. You know we went back to the moon, right? No, we went around it. Did we? I don't think we landed on it. No, they want to get there next time.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah. Hey. There was no land mooning? No land mooning. Hey, who gives them? Oh, did you go around the moon? Yeah, we saw the other side. Cool.
Starting point is 00:47:14 I know it's important, but I've never been in the space exploration. I don't know why. No? No, you neither. We talked about Project Hail Mary. You didn't give me shit. Is it important?
Starting point is 00:47:22 Yeah, it is. Why? A thousand reasons. Did you see Project Elmerry, the movie? Ryan Gosling? No. Fucking good. I heard it's great.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Really fucking good. I want to watch it. You're not a space. What about interstellar? Did you like that? Nah. You didn't do it much for me. No.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I'm just not, I don't know. It's my fault. I'm not saying I'm right. It's one of the best movies of this generation. Never. Never really. It's not my thing. No?
Starting point is 00:47:48 What's your type of? movie? Horror? Horror? I like Slice Life movies that happen on earth. Slice of life? Like Goodwill hunting? Yeah, that's one of my top three movies. Yeah, that's incredible. You don't fuck a Goodwill hunting? Of course I do. Everybody does. Everyone does. Goodwill hunting. You're like, come on. Yeah, what do you think? Forrest Gump? Yeah, we all like Forrest Gump, man. Yeah. It's a great fucking movie. Well, what, what's your horror then? Uh, are you a slasher? Yeah, I like it all. I like it. I like it all. Yeah. Yeah, I like it all. I like all horror. I like all the crime shit. You're like a lady with the crime shit. Yeah, I love true crime shit. Love documentaries. You're like a 20 year old woman.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Yeah, well, really any woman. They're all into that shit. Yeah. Just you and a bunch of ladies. Demo. So you like the Dahmer stuff and you like the Ted Bundy stuff. Love it. Did you watch the John Wayne Gacy stuff on Hulu? Yes, he did. Oh yeah. Dog, he was fucking weird. Super dead. No, my fair part about about it. Whenever they call them gay, he's like, I'm not gay. I just bang dudes. Yeah. Horrifying. Whatever they'd bring up money, he'd murder them. He's a politician too. Democrat. Yeah, Democrat. Yeah. Damn, you know everything about it. He ran for office. Yeah, yeah, weird dude. Have you seen weapons yet? What do you think? What's good? Okay, not like super weapons. Maybe it's one of the best I think that's sad. I know you said for you. The past 10 years.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Oh, wow. For sure. What is, what is your top? Like, that is your top? What is your top? What do you think is the best, Tara? Weapons. The way it's filmed, we've seen every different part of the story. And I like the actors involved in it. It was solid. It was good.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Did you ask the new scream? No. Scream 7? The worst of the whole franchise. I'm going to give a spoiler because it sucks. And the director follows me. I don't care. He needs to know this was bad.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Every movie they make, the killer, you're always wondering the whole time, like, oh, is this person the killer? It's always someone who has to do with the movie. They put someone who's only in the movie for maybe 30 seconds who has no. It was like a curveball or something? No, it was just, they were just a random crazy person.
Starting point is 00:49:56 They weren't. That had nothing to do with the whole story. I could have told you had been bad. It gets to the end. You're like, I don't know what this is. Sinister's. With Ethan Hawkins?
Starting point is 00:50:05 Scarrier. You like, you like weapons more than, uh, the black phone? Yeah. Black phone, one and two are both good. I don't like two. I like it.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Because if you like Freddie Kruger, it's basically a knockoff of Freddie Kruger. And it's, it's like the whole dream world shit. So it's fun, but it's still not as good. The first one was great. But I think weapons. Like the time period too. It's like 90s.
Starting point is 00:50:28 It's in my hometown. I've just never seen a movie, a horror movie filmed like weapons where you're seeing it from all the different perspectives. All the different perspectives. Yeah. And that old lady's creepy. Have you watched, have you watched The Exorcist from the 70s? It's still great.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's still holds up. It's, that's, in my opinion. They had to have ambulances outside the movie theaters. How old is? you when that came out? Like, 27. Literally, yeah. I mean, I was literally, I was probably.
Starting point is 00:50:55 In his 20s? Yeah, no, I was in my, I was, I don't even think I was in my teens yet. No? What was the hype like at that time when that came? It was such a shocking movie. It was such a shocking movie. For us it had been like Blair Witch Project. You remember that?
Starting point is 00:51:08 But yeah, but this was beyond, this was the beginning of something different. Like the Exorcist was, it was based on a true fucking story that William Blatty, who wrote the book was a journalist. And in Egypt, he witnessed, I guess, a child that was possessed by a demon and wrote about this kid speaking in Aramaic in languages he didn't know. And that's what freaked them out. It became a whole thing in the Catholic Church. They said a priest.
Starting point is 00:51:34 But you know, like, all the conjurings? Do you know the truth about that married couple? It was a, that's all based on them. They're scammers? Yeah, like, they sold those. So the books came out after they passed away. So there's no, like, fact check in or any of the historical documents. But even where they were and the cases, so it's exaggerated.
Starting point is 00:51:53 So what did you find out that? I'm like, oh, fuck. You know, the William Blattie thing was a, it was an event in Egypt that many, many people couldn't figure out. And the Catholic Church came and performed an exorcism, but there's some really weird shit about him. This kid said that there was a message out of house that really, I'd have to look at it.
Starting point is 00:52:13 You know what's crazy? If you look at the cast on that, you see the curse of that show? All of them. Poltergeist, that's what happened. Is that portrait? I thought it was this too. No, poltergeist, all of them died.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I'm almost positive with this one, too. Curse of Con, not the, um. Type in curse of poltergeist. No, curse of, uh, what was the movie you want? The Exorcist. Yeah. Well, they're all, because the little girl in the exorcist. That's why.
Starting point is 00:52:37 No, that you're thinking of poltergeist. I don't think so. I think you might be. Got some nine people associated with the production. Damn. That one, too? I know my shit, dude. Wow. His brother died on expecting in Sweden when he arrived to film it.
Starting point is 00:52:54 His son was an early killing motorcycle accident on the set. Influenza. Died of natural causes. Production. The curse of poltergeist. Because they filmed on actual Indian burial grounds. I don't think so. That has the little girl too.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Mm-hmm. Yeah, the little girl got strangled by her boyfriend. Wasn't the little girl in poltergeist? Drew Barrymore? No. No. I thought that too for some reason when you said that. They're here.
Starting point is 00:53:34 They're here. Okay. I don't know what's going on here. All right. Anyway, what else you got? Show me that. Show me that franchise. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:51 So two people died, dude. Mine, everybody died. You got me beat. Everybody. Oh, but real fast. Did you see Matt Rife bought the, bought the conjuring house? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:01 He bought the conjuring house, which is fucking crazy. Did you see that? He's into that shit like I am. If I had his money, I'd be doing the same shit. You'd buy weird haunted shit? Yeah, they'd be like, Brandon by Charles Manson's old hair or some shit. I buy all that shit. No one.
Starting point is 00:54:16 I don't fuck around with that shit. I love it. I can't get enough. I mean, I wouldn't touch anything in the real world that has to do with that. No. No. You need to go to Zach Baggins's haunted house in Vegas. Is it like a haunted house?
Starting point is 00:54:27 Like a, ooh? No, it's like a historical. facts of haunted history. So they have like Ted Bundy's mask, he killed somebody in. They have, wait a minute. Is it part of like a haunted like thing in Vegas? Because there was a guy, I don't know if it was a Vegas. Some weird magician walked in the green room when Brian was on stage, one city we're at. And everyone, it was very weird. Me and Nick are in the green room. And this guy's talking to us. We'd have no idea how he got into the back. And he's like, yeah, I'm a part of the ghost tour. And we're like, oh, tell us about it. He's like, yeah, it's very haunted.
Starting point is 00:54:57 He's like, tell us all about it. And then we asked. And then we asked, the staff afterwards like who the fuck is that guy they're like we have no idea who you're talking about no I don't think while you're on stage he's like it's like its own thing weird what's this gin but we don't question it because Brian always has weird people in the green room so I guess if a ghost showed up
Starting point is 00:55:12 it would be possible I do have ghosts in the green room what's this man this is a Tennessee school board member and then he was referring to some girls as hot and you'll see what the actual video looks like here yeah it's fucked up I got your heart. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:55:30 At Wednesday afternoon to emergency meeting, called by the chair of the board, parents and community members demanded accountability, asking Urban to resign. And the best thing that you can do as a human being, a father, and somebody that says that you care about this community is go ahead and step on down. Following a heated public comment, the board was given the opportunity to speak. Irvin read a statement saying the clip was taken out of context. When I mentioned She was hot
Starting point is 00:56:00 I meant She was on a row It was nothing to do With her appearance Some board members also said He should step down So basically they want to get him fired But I don't think he's fired
Starting point is 00:56:16 Yeah is it taking on the car Did they show up before Is he saying you're hot like You're on a hot street? Yeah that might have been what he was saying No I mean She was on a row
Starting point is 00:56:27 It was nothing to do with her appearance. I believe him. Because you would never say that to a kid. No. Watch the video. David Crockett High School, especially proud to learn. That's where she...
Starting point is 00:56:44 Touching her all creepy. Come on. Where do you go to school land? I mentioned that she was hot. I mean, she was on her roll. When you put your arm around and go, you are hot. Yeah, that's weird. That was kind of trippy.
Starting point is 00:56:57 I mean... Just picture your kid... Yeah. Yeah. I just think that if he was a creep like that, would he do that in front of the whole board? He doesn't know that it's getting filmed. No, but he's in front of the whole board.
Starting point is 00:57:08 So just picture this. He's an older man. How old is she? She's in high school? Yeah. Okay. So if somebody did that, everybody would go, everybody, if you go, but they're not all paying attention to what's going on.
Starting point is 00:57:20 No, but you'd still be like, excuse me? What the fuck did you just say? Are you out of your mind? Like, you grabbed her and said you're hot. Like, that's crazy. I get already, I get the outrage because you kind. you can't do that anyway. But my guess is he was, he was saying you're on a roll.
Starting point is 00:57:36 That sounds like what it was. Otherwise, you'd have to be crazy to do that. Nah. Yeah, but then he grabs there and goes, where you go to school? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's weird. It's weird, man. That was my daughter.
Starting point is 00:57:47 I'd be like, what the fuck? Everybody would. The dad came down there and caused a fucking scene. That's why it's going on. I saw, so I looked that up. It seems like it was just a father. Just that, yeah, that we know how to had a kid in school there, but he went after him.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah, I mean, the whole thing is, you know, awkward and weird. Like, show the video again. Yeah, and also, God, you're hot. Not like, man, you're on a roll. You're hot right now. It's a little weird. Where do you go to school?
Starting point is 00:58:15 If you were really offended by that, just raise it, man. If it doesn't offend, you keep your hand down. Do you see what I'm saying here, guys? How would you like your kid talk to like that? God, fuck that guy up. You have to worry about kids getting shot up in schools and all this other stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:58:29 Like what would you do if that happened to your daughter? Yeah, obviously. You'd be, you know, but what I'm saying is... I wouldn't put up with it in, especially he was like, no, I'm talking about she's hot on a roll. I'm like, yeah, but he said, God, you're hot, then grabbed my child. And then ask where she goes to school. I mean, at the end of the day, even if he wasn't, even if he wasn't, meant it that way, you kind of got to go. Brian, he meant it that way, Bubba.
Starting point is 00:58:51 You got to go? I think he meant to that way. For sure. Don't be touching her, too. What the hell is that? God, you're hot and grab a fucking underage girl? It's really weird. I mean, clearly he's not the sharpest tool.
Starting point is 00:59:03 No, he's seen so bad. So being like, no, he wouldn't do it. No, dude, that guy's a fucking creep. And they're leaving him on the board? As far as right now, that's what I heard. They're asking him to resign. So he wasn't actually fired. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Yeah. So I think he should be fired there. Yeah. That's why that father came in and was like, what the hell? Raise your hand if you agree with it or, you know, leave your head down. They all raise their hands. Like, see what we're talking about him? Let's just say that is even what he meant.
Starting point is 00:59:29 if you still think you could put your hands on a kid, like touching, touching children and even gesturing something that could be confused as that, then you're not, you shouldn't be around. No, no, no,
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Starting point is 01:01:15 Hizzo! Pluto TV, stream now. Pay never. And he's like, what? I just said, God, you're hot and grabbed her. Like, yeah. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, that's the fucking problem.
Starting point is 01:01:27 And matter of fact, the problem is you're not recognizing this dude yeah man pulls fake gun on chicken shop worker yes this one's weird because they have footage of this guy's apartment too so some guy asked for garlic sauce he didn't get it so he ended up pulling it it is frustrating we don't get the sauce you want like when you when you have del taco and they don't include sauce like oh well fuck me what's del taco is that i way place my favorite you know even del taco no oh my god that's like uh yeah it's like Taco Bell? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:56 It's like, but better. They sell burgers there, too. I'm not trusting that Taco Boy sells burgers. I get it. So anyways, this guy,
Starting point is 01:02:04 he orders his food, goes back home to his apartment. There's apartment footage. I'm not sure how this. Yeah, but if you're expecting that special sauce on your tacos and you don't have it,
Starting point is 01:02:12 it's so frustrating. So he notices it's not fair. He calls them, freaks out. Then he argues with the owner. That accent means business. He's all, bro. I work at Del Taco.
Starting point is 01:02:33 be fucking cool looks like a real gun yeah oh was it a real gun no it's a fake one but it actually cocks it's not good there's a police hand entering his apartment oh oh then they went and got them oh wow
Starting point is 01:02:56 over fucking I get it though dude that media when you go to check fillet and they don't give you the buffalo sauce get out of my face buddy get out of my face grabbing a girl in high school
Starting point is 01:03:06 and and fucking pulling a fake gun on all the whole don't do it none of those things are just idiots of the day buddy you're gonna spend that looks like a very real gun that looks very real yeah it even yeah it actually cocks back so let me show you this one oh i've been seeing this her brother's a big influencer this one's fucked male victim both angela burlaca and haley beck taught at centennial high school and peoria ralaka worked there for 25 years and beck got the job in 2020 the two educators were put on administrative leave in August
Starting point is 01:03:46 2025 after allegations of sexual conduct with a student came to light. Rolaka voluntarily surrendered her Arizona teaching certificates. Who is this guy? They never show the kid. Can we celebrate this kid?
Starting point is 01:04:01 Who had two old bitches doing his homework, paying him and sucking them off? Get the fuck out. It was actually, it's so weird because they have the transcript. And all the kids from their school leaked the picture of him. He's this kid from the football team.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Yeah. And he's full, yeah, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. And all of us are like, oh, the victim. No, the teacher. And the teacher, you see the text message. She's like constantly just begging to blow him all the time. And he's like, I can't right now after the, and she's, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:29 And he treats her like a fucking, like a, like a fat pig. Like, wait, what? And he tells her to lose weight at one point. Jesus. So they're asking, they're asking to, which one is asking to blow him? So they're both on the right. Yeah, one of the right looks thirsty. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:43 brother's like this famous influencer who has a movie coming up soon. Oh no. His name is Noah Beck. Hey, I'm with this guy. Bro, when I was in high school, my teachers look like goblins and ogres. Well, they do too. They're ugly. They're not terrible. No, she is built like fucking the, she's a big gal, the hamburger. But dude, but to do your homework, give you gifts and pay you and suck your dick. Oh, you'd have to go to class either. They were just giving them good grades. God, kids crushing it. I mean, and he got caught because he was showing the the videos. Oh,
Starting point is 01:05:14 the poor kid. Yeah, I mean, this kid, he probably needs therapy. Yeah, right. But that's the funniest part of it.
Starting point is 01:05:21 All the comments are like, this guy's a legend. He's probably a legend in his school. This now if it was a woman, it'd be, no, she gets jailed his own point. She goes,
Starting point is 01:05:27 you didn't tell me you're starting to talk to a girl. She's crazy. Of course. And they both, though, he was pulling two girls. Same school. You just went out on his resume.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Harvard's like, you're in. See, 4,000 texts in six weeks. More color on what the teachers look like? Horrible. And those speakers, not bad. It's so funny how there's such a double standard disguise.
Starting point is 01:05:51 Ah, is it, dude. It is, it definitely is a double standard, for sure. But when I tell you, like, you read the messages and you're like, this lady is a... That's the one on the right. She's all right. She's cute. She's not fat. No, you got to see.
Starting point is 01:06:07 They have more recent pictures of her. I mean, let's... But they... not bad. No. Is that the kid, though? No. No, he's like,
Starting point is 01:06:24 he's like, he's this tall quarterback. And she's like in the background of all the videos that he's in. Unbelievable. She's like obsessed with him. Of course. It's, it was the guy she didn't get in high school,
Starting point is 01:06:37 right? She's working it all out. You know, it's always sad when these girls, like, when this happens and they have a boyfriend or a husband that's an adult, dude, how embarrassing would that be?
Starting point is 01:06:47 Oh, my God. You'd be like, you cheat on me with that's her? That's her. Yeah, that's her. Well. That's her again. She looks different in all these pictures. It's Instagram.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yeah. That's her brother, Noah Beck. There we go. Yeah, I'm not. There it is, kids. It is what it is. Well, tough. Yeah, I went down the rabbit hole of this.
Starting point is 01:07:19 It's insane. Yeah. Hope that kid's okay. It knows how it's all women who are like, this is outrageous. just the male victim. Guys are never taking an Instagram. And he wouldn't do it unless she paid him.
Starting point is 01:07:32 What? She had to pay him. He was paying him? He was making money? What a legend. Dude, this kid. Quarterback? His friend's like,
Starting point is 01:07:40 he dude. How do you always paying for all our food all the time? He's like, you know, Miss Rachel? Yeah, there was one text where she's like, I'm going to just go eat a burrito right now. And he's like, I don't think you should. Oh, that's hilarious. Let's lay off the burritos and suck this day.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Good Lord. All right. Well, she was the one begging him. She's like, when are you going to come over? So I can. thousand recover texts. That's crazy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:00 They're obsessed with them. We'll just get a chance. Is that it, bud? Wait, when's the last time you guys have seen a dog the bounty hunter? Yesterday? I'm seeing him. At Subway? Take a look, man.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Hold on. Yesterday at Blockbuster? Oh, Jesus Christ. He just had my eye surgery. That's worse. A million times worse. I couldn't believe that was him. Why would they put him on camera?
Starting point is 01:08:24 Or why wouldn't you leave the glass? Like, if you just left the sunglasses on, we wouldn't say anything. Yeah, he had his eyes done. He looks like someone's Aunt Marie. He had an old Italian aunt. A lot of stuff done. He's not looking so good. He's, how old is he?
Starting point is 01:08:38 Oh, my God. He looks like an Italian aunt from Staten Island. The problem is, you hold on to that, that hairstyle in your 70s. The hair's kind of popping for that age. That's the only thing working for him at this point. You're going to criticize that man on his hair? Well, I think a lot of people are at the same eye job? A lot of it might.
Starting point is 01:08:54 be a way bummer. You think? Yeah. Or extensions? Extensions, yeah. You think so? I do. I sure do. 73. A little older than you. She looks way better like that. Sun damage and probably.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Didn't he get involved in that Nancy Gunthery case? He's like, that's it. I'm taking over. I'll find her. Wait, what happened with that? Radio silence. Whatever happened to that thing? Six weeks later. They haven't found her. You think she's dead? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she'd been dead.
Starting point is 01:09:26 All right, guys. Come see me this weekend. Hyenas, Dallas Comedy Club. My boys are going to be there. Fernando from East Dallas Diesel. Oh, nice. The boys are coming. Awesome, man.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Tell them to say hi. April 17 and 18. I'll see you there this weekend. Then the end of the week, then the end of the month, April 30, May 1st. I'm in Honolulu, Hawaii. Let's go. I'm going to be Stanford, Connecticut next week, and then Tropicana in New Jersey. All right, kids.
Starting point is 01:09:54 And then go watch. No. Days dropping this Thursday. No Leg Days. YouTube. It's a great show. Check it out, everybody. All right.
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