The Fighter & The Kid - The Dating Game | TFATK Ep. 1007

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk Bryan's trip to Idaho, his bucking bronco story, airline etiquette, having a girl vs a boy, Neil Strauss's book about pickup artists "The Game", catching up with Sanaz, current events around the world and much more! Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter Greatness Wins - Upgrade your athletic wear at https://greatnesswins.com/ NOW. Use code FIGHTER and you’ll receive 25% Off on your first purchase! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Well, Brendan's about to die He's got a 24 hour bug feeling a little like I'm alright man, you want to start to show off like that? I just like letting people know that no matter what, we're here Always dude, I'm alright, the whole fam's had it, I was dodging the bullet About an hour ago, I hit him and I said, oh daddy's not feeling a hundo

Yeah Well, if you've ever had any anybody has like anytime you get sick or you get really sick where you get like food poisoning You realize just how vulnerable you are. It's tough. It'll lock you down. Oh, dude Like where you're just where your whole body hurts too much to get up. Nothing worse Where were you this weekend, pal? Idaho. I feel like I haven't seen you since. Yeah, I went to LSL Lodge outside of Riggins.

If you're in McCall, it's 45 minutes outside of McCall, which is gorgeous. McCall is like the secret's out. It's a lake. It's like a ski resort. People go there. Newsflash, there's no secrets about that. That's right.

Everybody. Like name a spot. When people go, dude dude I appreciate if you don't say anything oh yeah you think people don't know yeah yeah it's two hours outside of Boise it's gorgeous it's like you know it went from you could buy a house for three hundred thousand dollars now three million you know that's it beautiful beautiful beautiful I hung out at LSL lodge outside of Riggins which is Tarrick our boy Tarrick, and his wife's new place.

It's this luxury lodge, gorgeous, on the little Salmon River. Now I got a two and a half year old, that Salmon River is moving very quick. Yeah, but you stay on him. If you get, yeah, if you fall in that river, man, woman, child, you gone. We'll see you later. You gone. It's raging rapids. But great fishing and all that stuff.

Gorgeous Idaho. Were you guys allowed fireworks out there? Or is it illegal out there? We went to a rodeo and I did not see any fireworks. There's no fireworks on July 4th? No, we went to a rodeo in Grangeville. Now let me tell you a couple of things about cowboys and cowgirls.

And have you been to a rodeo? I've been to a rodeo. Yeah. Now, um, in, in it's fourth of July, so they did an homage to the American flag and that's Idaho. That's, that's America. Real proper. And people were standing with their hands over their heart

and it was a long poem. Now you're going to think I'm doing this just for the podcast. When I tell you that all of us were trying not to cry. Oh, come on. All of us by those words. And then they sang National Anthem while this fucking cowgirl raced around the track. Now, here's the thing. It's one thing to rope cattle. It's one thing to ride a bucking bronco. Those guys get on those bucking broncos and you know I'm fucking jolly bull some guys can know the horses first bulls are last. Yeah, it's not that it's when they're Galloping top speed on a horse and they dive off the horse on to grab the yeah They dive on to it and they flip it a lot of times they miss and they just fall entertaining or they grab it

And they they get hit in the face with the thing. The thing falls on their knee. They literally look like they just got crushed on a football field. They're always injured. It's so crazy. Then, I don't know if you've seen this when you went there, they get some stallion who's wild.

The fucking thing is like, I'm not dealing with this shit. I'm a wild horse fucking. Or like a bunk in Bronco. Like a bunk and bronco. Like a giant wild stallion. Three dudes have to hold onto it, they have a rope onto it's bridle. And the thing is like literally rearing up and pulling back from them,

and it's dragging them in the middle of the road. They've got to get a saddle on that fucking thing while it's jumping around, and then get on it and ride it. And do they have to hang onto it for, what is it, six seconds? Something like 10 seconds or some shit. It's six. Meanwhile, these motherfuckers gets on it, they find it, the thing is jumping, they throw

a saddle on it, they bridle it somehow, it's jumping around, it's 1200 pounds of muscle, and the guy fucking just grabs it, jumps on it, the thing is like, get the fuck off me, rides it until it's like, okay, you win. And let me, it's this, it's this, watch this. You want to talk about concussions? I know, but they were the next thing though. Oh my God. Not here. They didn't. Oh, then it's not like professional. They have to wear the neck thing. Well, I guess with, um, bulls, they wear the neck thing. I think with the horses too, man, I was there. Is it the real deal? These are professionals. Really? Yeah money and everything. Yeah, maybe they don't because I thought they always have to wear the neck thing

So they don't something cowgirls You look like a beautiful. There's nothing like a beautiful cowgirl on a horse. Holy shit They were now let me ask the the diversity pretty pretty Pretty diverse up there super diverse looked like the United Nations. Every group was represented, especially LGBTQ. No, that doesn't do it, Chin. That's English. God, dog.

Have you ever seen somebody worse at Google? You're actually- It's pretty bad. You're good at everything. I just said good. Professional horse riders. No, so you could put- Western, do you know the difference

between Western and English, Chin? Oh man. Yeah. You could put Western. Do you know the difference in Western English? Yeah, well though you could do rodeo horse riders neck protection pretty sure they Maybe it is just the bulls be because they break in their necks. They have to wear those neck guards Yeah No, again, you're in the English thing. Oh, there we are Yeah. Nope, again, you're in the English thing. Oh, there we are.

See, they usually have those vest on. Yeah, they all had the vest. They all had the vest on. But on the back, there's a- Maybe I didn't see it. Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't see it. But Bubba, I'm telling you, they're next.

We're doing this. I think it still does that. It just doesn't allow it to- It was awful. But that went too thick for that horse. It's crazy what they do though. It's like you gotta be... It's cool.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. It was exciting. I liked it a lot actually. Yeah, I think it's connected to the vest. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, they were wearing those, so you're right.

It's just to make sure that I think that their heads don't fall off. That's exactly what they were wearing. Yeah, and their heads don't fucking fall off. Yeah. Because you know necks were broken. This is crazy, look at that. Let me just hold on to this fucking horse in the meantime. That's a wild little thing.

Yeah. Yeah. You think that's easier than a bull? Or a thing like that? I think a bull's a nightmare. I think they're all tough. Yeah. But a bull is so big. Yeah. It's powerful so big and it's whole bodies coming off the ground.

And a lot of times you get your hands stuck and you're being dragged around or you get your foot stuck and then the bull falls on you. Well, yeah, we're at, we're at Ramsey. That Senator got killed. Huh? We're at fucking Ramsey on the way out. There was that Senator from Wyoming, I think he got killed a long time ago. And he, uh, he he they said like, you know

He died doing what he loved doing. He grew up that way Yeah Senator I don't know. It wasn't the senator's congressman. So we get head trauma though. Give me away from this rodeo Did you watch the fights on Saturday Saturday out there? Probably not sure didn't yeah sure. Yeah. Sure. Didn't. What was, talk to me about him. Was Rose Rose fought? No. Were you talking about boxing? Chakorstian?

Mazvodal, Nate Diaz. Oh no. I remember having an opportunity to see that. I was given the opportunity and I did not watch. Oh, you missed out. I did. It was a great fight. Yeah.

It was. Yeah. It was really good. Definitely. Dia Oh you missed out. I did. It was a great fight. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it's really good Definitely. He has one Yeah, not really not really. Judges gave it to him, but Mazda definitely won that fight. Okay Huh, they both won. It was a great performance. They're both in crazy shape. The pace was wild the volume of punches were wild Mazda landed way bigger punches But Diaz just kept coming forward. So I guess the judges gave him,

but it was late at night. I thought for sure I was even gonna watch the decision. I was just gonna go upstairs. I figured Masud all won easily. And I woke up and they gave it to Nate. Yeah. But if you don't watch it, it's tough to debate, bud. Did you see Conor McGregor said he bet like 500 grand

on Diaz and he made 1.5 million. And yet each of them only made like 500K and I think it was 750. No, they make more than that. Cause that's just the shared numbers with the commission, but they'll get pay-per-view points. They'll both make millions. And did you see Ryan Diaz, sorry, Ryan Garcia

ended up getting escorted out? Yeah, cause his brother fought and he was cornered and his brother. He was wild. Why did he get squirted out? So fans were picking on him. I have a good friend who works security at Honda Center and he said like from the beginning they told him we want you in a suite and he was like absolutely not I'm going to be ring side for my brother and fans just kept chirping at him and he kept interacting with them and it got worse to the point where they're like we need to remove you from this situation. Yeah. So they just. Well, he got, he did this, that whole racist sort

of tirade, which is more example of what I think is really going on, which is some kind of mental issues, right? Just a way of kind of getting, as Rogan would say, he needs a handler. So I want to get them out of those situations, not to, you know, it's, well, he needs psychiatric help, right? And that's kind of- So he's going to go to rehab, but then Not anymore. Hopefully it's help man. Good dude. It's a bum when you get expelled from the world boxing council like that was I mean, I Don't I don't know how long of a

Sentence it is but it's wild they've had I mean criminals on their murderers like But it's wild they've had I mean criminals on their murderers like Boxing history is dark and they just spend this kid for something he said on a band not suspension So bad how long but there's you know, there's guys with domestic violence still fighting in main events I mean, there's horrible some murders. There was this hoax is dark man They're gonna ban the kid for his rant on social media. They just been way worse shit, man He did go like like we're talking on the shop show. He did go hard on like Yeah, and word with Muslims with just a bunch of found a pot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how long his band is It's like six months. It's like alright that makes sense. If they're banned that means they're done. That's what I'm imagining

I think most people know he's got real. Yeah, I think everyone knows now before it was kind of like a little bit, but now we know he's, I think that was it WBO or whatever should say, Hey, we're going to ban you until you go to rehab. Oh, that'd be like help the kid out and say, Hey, you're not all of the promotions should do it. Say, Hey, until you go to rehab, your band, we get out, we'll release the band. Like that's the way to get them to go. So guys, let's take a little break. you go to rehab, your band, we get out, we'll release the band. Like that's the way to get them to go.

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I've now committed to being his head trainer. We demand the rematch. I'll put up 250 grand winner takes all. Yeah. He just needs to get help. Yeah. Something's up. I don't think it's a drug thing.

I think it's a something else. He did mention, I think on on that that rant that he was Molested or raped by a black man. So then he's yeah, it's just there's a bunch of stuff Yeah, I think childhood trauma and then mix it with drugs like the perfect shit storm But also probably a little CT little splashed in there feels like schizophrenia. It's a perfect store onset schizophrenia That young men in their 20s start exhibiting. That's when it hits you but schizophrenia you like scared right anxiety You can be a lot of things can be exactly like this where they start seeing like they'll just start coming up with imaginary enemies

They'll say crazy shit, you know, they're just not in their right mind. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Hopefully it's help. Whatever it is. It sucks. Yeah. Doesn't it? What'd you do for the fourth guys? Idaho. Brian was in Idaho, went to the rodeo. What'd you get? What'd you do? I was on a family vacation in Cabo.

Cabo was all week. Did you like it? You know, it was okay. Seven days is a long time with nine family members. You have a great time. Thank you. But that's a long time. It is too long to go anywhere. Yeah, it really is.

So try wrangling up like nine different Persians for one dinner plan. It's not fun. Oh, that's, yeah, that's a whole situation. I'm very happy to be back. Was it brutal? I hate going through customs. That's my issue with Mexico.

So I have global, super easy for me, in and out. And my brother, he didn't- It's like the clear path? We have kids by us, so it's all like gear. It's all the gear. No, I know it's different. I'm saying it's similar. It's the one step above.

Yeah, global is for customs. No, I know it is. I'm saying to get through I'm saying it's similar. It's we don't have to wait. Yeah global is for customs So I know it is I'm saying that to get through the line. It's similar, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, cuz clearly don't wait you just go well for me for me. I got all with kids. I got my kids I got one kids taking a shit the other kid took another shit They think it's one screaming the other one is fucking hungry the other one's third You drive my 12 year olds trying to do everything with me. It's a lot, it's a lot. You're driving. Did they have fireworks out there?

So what I learned was each resort, because we were at one of those resorts, gets 10 seconds of fireworks per resort. So I got a 10 second show and then it was just done. 10 seconds. And I couldn't see it anymore. And then the next hotel. That's so lame, 10 seconds.

But that big mega yacht was out there. The that like went in with Jeff Bezos or something They started there was a huge yacht and he was shooting fireworks off of his yacht type move cuz he's like in international waters Maybe they can't fuck with them. Exactly. So I got to see some yeah, they're illegal everywhere here Yeah, and in they can Idaho. I think it's fire thing is a fire hazard You know, I think most places where, where are fireworks legal chin? I think, okay. Cause like native reservations, you can still pick up the cool fireworks. I just know it's not legal around here, but it was all over everywhere.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. The people that are shooting them off like the next day, I'm like, what the hell are you doing? That's not cool. This is a map? That's what it says, full list. So hold on.

It doesn't say like if it's. They can be illegal, but where you shoot them off can be illegal. By county, I think, too. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, there's obviously fireworks going off that are legally done in certain areas, but

I heard of pretty much every state. Yeah. Yeah, as long as it's like controlled The only state in the us where it is illegal to sell use or otherwise possess fire So there you go. The cops said one cop said drones out for the the Private people they had drones. I think it's just to scare them Well, no, it's also because they don't know if a fire starts how to jump up the other way because it's dry right now and it's hot and that shit will spark up right quick so they got to do that. It seems like it's kind of gray all over huh? You'll be all right. And then who do you know that ever got caught? We've done it so many times.

Yeah, who gets caught? No one gets caught. Unless you do like the big boy thing where it's like in the sky like Disneyland. That's what we do. And you've never been caught? Well, I mean, that's what my friends did. Yeah. But yeah, never.

Allegedly. I feel like the cops enjoy it too. They just, they don't want to. I think they got more pressing matters. I think as long as you're not like by woods and trees, they don't give a fuck, dude. Yeah, my kids got those sparklers. That was a nightmare. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Danny Trejo got in a fight. I saw that, that was weird. Was it weird? Yeah, cause someone threw a water balloon at his car during a parade thing.

And he tried to walk up to him. And then I guess someone hit him, hit his friend. They both got messed up. And that was it. Is there video? Damn. There is. Danny, like, how is he 70-something?

What is he doing? He almost died, man. He was a heron out of town. Great tacos, by the way. Are they good? Oh, my. Yeah. He had, he was a heron addict. Great tacos, by the way. Are they good? Oh my, yeah. Really? Great tacos. I always see them.

I'm not getting out of my car for a water balloon. I don't give a shit. No. Oh! I find you! Oh, no, somebody shot me! Oh, no, somebody shot me! So that's Artie Trejo walking to the crowd.

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Hey, do they have to have that thing on the side of the car? Yeah. Actor, author, restaurateur. Do we need that? Restaurant tour. Do we need that? I mean could you say Danny tree? Oh, he's pretty I mean so much shit He's 80 80 He's got something heavy on somebody There's a video that shows it better, but it's just it's more the same. Yeah It's more of the same. It's the same thing.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not really a fight. It was a shoot around. But Trejo did instigate it after the balloon was thrown. Yeah, he says his eight year old panicked because he thought he was being hit by acid. Hey man. Okay, relax. Could also be like a nine year old kid who just had bad aim.

Oh, here's something that came up for me while I was gone guys, and I would love your opinion on it. You guys travel a lot. How do you feel when you're on an airplane and it's time to get up and the person eight rows behind you gets up, shot up, and is in front of you? Depends. If they have like a layover, then it's like,

it's tied on time. Usually they'll say, like, I got to lay over and get going, or the plane will tell you, hey, please stay seated while people with layovers get going. But if they don't say shit, it's so rude. It's like, hey, we're going the same place. What are you doing? It drives me nuts.

It's so rude, man. It's so rude. There's like an in-flight protocol, right? So that happened to me yesterday. The woman literally 10 rows behind me, shot up, went four rows in front of me, and I just looked at her. And before I I even said anything I didn't have to say anything She already knew what she was doing was wrong. You know she looked right at me and went well. I don't have any bags

Well, I don't know why that matters. I don't have any bags like oh yeah get out of here. What are you doing? Well, it's a weird thing I have I have all kinds of weird shit that goes on. When I see someone, like I'll just see a family sitting there rigid with masks. They've all got the really good. That'd trigger me. All of them are like this. That'd trigger me.

I'm like, I wanna fucking, like, all right, I know who you are. Then there was this woman, this, this is gonna be, like some people are so large. Like the husband's kind of like mid-large and then she's just enormous. I mean, I'm talking about already with big bones, like she's got like the shoulders that are huge with

no neck and then the head and she's probably 5'10 to begin with in a giant dress. That seatbelt's just hanging on by thread. Yeah, her hair's back, she's got this giant face. I'm looking at her husband who's just also kind of weak. Now it gets worse. So my son, my little, my two and a half year old's here. He's great with plants.

Are they sitting by you? They're in front of me. And I'm looking at them and I'm just looking at her and I'm like, how do you put that much weight on in your, just everywhere? It's like the last place it's gone is her wrists and her cheeks. It's like there's nowhere else for the fat to go. She'll like, I have to be careful while you go straight to my neck.

But there's no neck at this point. It's shoulders. Then when the card comes, I clock these things. She goes, we'll have some extra pretzels and some cookies. All of it. All of it. Just give me all of it. And I'll have a Coke. And it's like, I'm watching. And so she's, that's fine. It's all good. Okay. And her husband's just this guy hm hm, and I'm looking at both of them and they have a baby, and this baby's like, you know, probably, you know, probably a year old. And the baby's really big and the baby's doing this. I swear to God, the whole time the baby's going,

ah, ah! But it was this, ah! And they're not doing anything? Like really loud, no, she's going, she's going shh. But so loud, so between, ah! But I can't do it, because it sounds like a cat's being strangled. Yeah, you have to do it again.

Right? Yeah. Already that's fucking hellish. And that went on the whole fucking flight, and I'm just sitting there and then her husband, I promise you it was her husband, he farted so bad that I went the fuck, I go who farted, what's going on? What's going on?

It was the worst. Now would you have been as annoyed if they were in shape though? No. You're a piece of shit. I'm a bad guy. You're a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

But I was like how do you let yourself go that? Sometimes it's like the party man with food. They might not give a fuck. They don't know. But I'm like, how do you let yourself go? That that's just, it's just downright unhealthy. It can be genetics too. Like if the baby's already thick at one. Also they're just, they, she eats all the food. The baby, that woman and the guy. Well, yeah, I know.

But I'm saying it's weird that the kids already, well the kid's going to mimic the parents. Yeah. But you can't but I'm saying it's weird that the kids already think like that. Well the kid's gonna mimic the parents. The baby was huge. The baby had a head your size. I was like, that baby's a giant. Yeah, I don't know dude. I don't know. The whole thing is crazy. Yeah, I just... It really gets under my skin.

When they get up, yeah, it's just... We live in a civilized society. No, there's etiquette on the plane. Thank you. It's not that hard. Don't fart though, you kept farting. No, yeah, you shouldn't be farting. No, you're all right, dude.

I thought it was my son, I was like, did you shit your pants? I was like, oh no. Then I made sure that I said, you didn't shit your pants, somebody farted. Did you fart? You made sure he heard you? Yeah.

You think that guy did the shit? But he did it again. He didn't care? No. He used to let it rip though. He was like, I'm gonna fart. I got my wife here, that guy did the shit. But he did it again. He did it again. He didn't care. No. He used to let it rip though. He's like, I'm going to fart. I got my wife here, she's going to smell it.

Yeah, and the baby. And the baby's going to smell it. People probably playing on the baby. And you guys are going to smell it behind me. Yeah, you're all going to suffer. And I'm going to go home and eat more. So let's take a little break. I want to talk to you guys about Arena Club.

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Well that's like the people that bring like Indian food on the plane. Like what are you doing? Don't, what are you, come on, like don't micro, I don't, we don't micro-a broccoli here do we? You guys are tough to fly with, huh? Well no, but come on. I don't give a fuck. You don't? No, what are you going to do? I'm just like, yeah, what, you don't micro a broccoli here, do you? You guys are tough to fly with, huh? Well, no, but come on.

I don't give a fuck. You don't? No, what are you gonna do? I'm just like, yeah, what are you gonna do? They weren't bad people, they were nice people. Now you wanted to kill them because they're fat? You piece of shit. It's all right, dude.

I was looking at her going, I don't know. No, the good Lord will get them eventually. Oh, the good Lord will get them. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, the good Lord will get them. It's not healthy. No. Ain't good.

That's the game they're playing. They're playing a different game than you are, pal. You know what every pharmacy Mexico sells now and most of them are sold out is Ozempic. Oh, yeah People will rush it. There's a lot of fake Ozempic isn't there? Well, that was my question. I'm sure. How much of this is real but people were buying it like crazy I'm sure there's counterfeit just like anything because such a demand for it. Some places had like a sign on the door Mexico don't fuck around. They carry everything. Earth and especially steroids.

They got everything out there. You have the plane etiquette, the people getting up. I'll be like, ah, come on man. But who knows what they're dealing with. Yeah. And then the, oh, throw it here Marcus. Mark got him some Pepto. Thanks Mark.

I'm about to die. And then the other thing is I don't like when people dress like it's leisure hour. Yeah. No. When did flying become... I'm sorry, at your house? Yeah. Oh, do we just give up as a society? We just gave up when they just... Listen, I don't need you dressing in a suit and slacks, but do you have to wear? Sandals and fucking pajamas. I

mean No, but these are also your your $500. It doesn't matter if you're feet on the plane. You're you're disgusting I never wear these on the plane. No, yeah, who would do that? I'm a woman I don't even do that now on the plane. No, I'm well today I right now I'm pissing all over that airplane Yeah, so your thoughts when people take their shoes off and they walk in the socks Depends if it's a very long flight. I get it. I've had to do that a couple times myself Well, your feet swell. Yes. Well, you don't get those blood clots. It depends on the flight move around. Yeah Yeah, but Brian wants all fat people. I just want that

Yeah, I do judge You guys the math skinny. I just want that real down. No, come on. Yeah, you're a bad guy. I do judge. It's the masks, skinny people with masks, annoy the fuck out of me. Like a whole family, sitting ramrod straight. It's an IQ test these days. You're just like, oh, you've been compromised. But they're all educated, they're all these white, wealthy, educated people. They're not though. Fuck you.

Because they got all the propaganda from CNN and they bought into it. It's like, all right, that's fine It's almost like a defiant thing You saw Ryan Williams not only won a gold at the X Games, but he's having a baby boy I know she was pregnant. She definitely didn't look pregnant. She looked fantastic, you know, not that you don't look pregnant, but she looked very fit Very very thin. Very thin beautiful complexion. Ryan's all Oh, thank God she was pregnant. I was about to hate her for being fat. No, she was definitely not fat. No, she was not.

You would not know she's pregnant. No, no. So much love to him. He landed that crazy check. Winning golds and a baby dog? Not bad, bro. Yeah, he's the man. Not bad.

Great guy. You know, he was probably kind of really hoping it was a boy too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think every guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think every day. Yeah? Boys are easier.

That is true. By far. That is true. Yeah. What else you got? Today's a tough one, Brian's energy and then I'm sick. You've had a busy weekend. I'm fine though, I just don't feel good.

Wait, my what? You seem tired. My energy? Yeah. What do you mean. I'm fine though, I just don't feel good. Wait, my what? You seem tired. My energy? Yeah. What do you mean? I'm sick. I got low energy? Hell yeah.

Do I have low energy? It's picking up now. I think it's fine. Yeah. Why? Why? What happened now? No, I'm saying I just, I don't know,

my energy was low. But real quick on that topic, you said most guys want to have sons. But if I had a kid, I would want a girl. I've always wanted to have a little baby girl. Yeah, you want a girl, but the problem is girls tend to be way more complicated. I get it.

Like girls will, as a guy, girls will do things that you're not going to understand. That's a really interesting thing. So anybody who says that men and women are different, they're so ridiculous. They're so not in touch with reality. My baby, so I have a baby that's what, three months now. Every little girl from the age of four on sees that little baby and is glued to that baby.

Literally glued, just like petting it, touching it, just obsessed with that baby. Little boys could give a fuck. In fact, little boys will do shit like pinchting it, touching it, just obsessed with that baby. Little boys could give a fuck. In fact, little boys will do shit like pinch the baby, grab it, pull its toe. Yes, yes, including his own brother. Be like, ah, I'm gonna grab that baby and try to fucking, that's how boys are.

It's not a baby to them, it's like a little thing to play with, you know? Like my son, the baby was there and my two and a half year old was taking his foot and just kind of, just putting it right on his face, just hitting him in the face with his foot, just bang, bang, to see how it felt. It's like, hey, like a little girl would never do that.

Never do that. Never. He could give a shit. But you want a girl chin, chin, it's time to get going though, bud. You're fucking damn near 50, dude. Not saying if I chin. It's time to get going though, but I Fucking damn there 50. If I if I was have a kid, I've always when I was even younger I was like having a baby girl would be you ever grow like baby dad, you know, not maybe yeah What do you call it? It's called something else though Having a little girl's amazing. I've had a little girl. It's amazing. It's great daddy's girl. That's what yeah

Do you have can't wait? Do you have? Do you have a girl right now? No, okay. It's great daddy's girl. That's what I think. Yeah Yeah, do you have wait? Do you have um, did you have a girl right now? No Yeah, let's start there That's the thing. I've known you a long time now. It's been it's a you Yeah, you had a girlfriend for a long time Yeah, yeah another round of dating be good. No, no, I'm done with that sign you're not gonna date. What are you gonna do? I'm I'll do it on my own. I'm not going to do the show stuff. So you're not going to do, no, no, I'm saying would you do a dating app? No, I don't even like that. I like to go in person.

He's old school, man. He wants to meet her at Whole Foods or whatever. I'll literally walk up in person and just say something. If I think there's something there, she's cute. Cart tricks. Chin does cart tricks for chicks. That's a long time ago, Brandon. I read the book, the game. That's why.

I know, let's bring it back. Oh, God. No, it works. It does work, though. It does work. I read it. It's actually interesting. It does work.

No, no, no. She says no. No, no, no. I read it. It works. It works for some guys. Yeah. They studied the psychology, and it's true.

It's literally just you making a move and it's impressive because honestly guys don't do that that often you know like actually walking up to someone and directly saying yeah I think you're cute. I also think if but if you need that book like whether you you like the way he does it or not like if you read that book maybe it gives you an idea or confidence to do it so I don't know if doing magic is the fucking move that's the least gives you it gives you something of a reason to fucking head towards your high girls direction You can do that. You can release dogs Here's the reality the book the fake a hostage situation It's like a saw down and fake an armory and be like hell. That's a good one. Yeah, maybe she's a nurturing woman

Get a puppy. Yep, make a vulnerable sound like Hopefully she takes the puppy. If not you're stuck with the dog. Release, yeah, just hold the puppy and start, just rent a puppy and just be petting it. Release a cobra in the barn. Puppies do work. Everybody get down. There's a cobra, I'll take care of it. Puppies would work with her, I can almost guarantee it.

100%. Every girl. It's little things like that. You just hold a puppy like outside of Whole Foods, what, this little old thing? Yeah, but I think for guys, if if you if you buy that book you already probably struggle with approaching women so it gives you some confidence. So, Bren, that's the that's the misconception. If you read the book it's about sociology, right? They talk about Neil Strauss, it's really good. It's because it talks about like women are interested in psychology, right? So if

you start talking about psychological things, if you bring up ideas like, how do you feel about that? What was your thinking on that? Do you think that people, that'll engage women because women love talking about the intermachinations of someone's brain. They just do, they're really into why someone would behave a certain way in a relationship and stuff. Dudes, not so much.

We just don't care that much. Like, I'm never gonna ask him, like I'll be like, how you doing? And he'll be like, I don't know. You know, and then we go right into how to fix that problem. And by the way, if you don't have a fix, we're not, we really don't want to hear it. Yeah. I see. I don't need a book to tell me that, but I think it gives you some armor to go into the situation. Cause if you're buying that book, you probably struggle with approaching women and you want to get the ideas. So here's where you have a point there. So there's, I forgot what they call them, not alpha or something, but there's like people that are, dude, you're born good looking,

tall, this and that. So you guys don't have to like struggle as much. I, you know, I was born, you know, I didn't get tall till later and I was fat most of my life. So that's why like, yeah, after a while, then later on when I became more taller and has lost weight Yeah, it was different, but I just being that like, you know fat kid, of course, of course, you know That's fat So you guys you guys have the advantage because you you guys are also like also, you know on your game naturally charming all stuff You know I'm saying though I'm being serious you guys are both good-looking dudes going big dicks But you guys okay, they call no naturals that's what they call in the book naturals you guys are both good-looking dudes. I'm going big dicks, you know. I'm going big dicks, steal the room.

But you guys, okay, no, they call it, no, naturals. That's what they call it in the book, naturals. You guys are naturals. You don't have to necessarily work for it. It's true. I think you're right. Yeah. As a young man, I had, you know, it wasn't hard for me to-

Exactly, but there's- You weren't going to Barnes Noble looking for a book, how to pick up women. If anything, we're looking for big books for how to turn down women. Yeah, that's fair. How not to that is fucking scumbag for dummies That's what we're looking for. I mean really different aspects here. Yeah, so you guys are Backpacker if you're a performer athlete, you know, I mean all that stuff. Yeah, plus you guys are like famous, you know and performer You know big dicks. The problem is not the big dicks the different no So but that's why that's my point, Chin.

I think that book's good, because it gives you the tools or the confidence once you finish that book to approach women. Yeah, I read it with a skeptic's eye. I want to see what the fuck the deal is. I was very impressed with the kind of research that went into the psychology between men and women. So Chin, does the old skill set up?

No, no. So women like, for example, does the old skill set up? Yeah. No, no. So women like, for example, when you have some jewelry, there's a psychological thing to wearing, like a certain jewelry, like a bracelet or something like that. I'll tell you what that means, though. What does that mean? So literally, it's called a, what's that damn bird?

Peacocking, right? Peacocking? Yeah. Only thing is, like, if a girl has some sort of, let's say, like, you're in a bar, and a girl has some kind of interest in say like you're in a bar and a girl Has some kind of interest in you, but she's not gonna approach it gives her an excused approach to approach Yeah to say something like I like your necklace

Yeah, I didn't like about the book what I don't like about books like that Is it also taught you how to manipulate women in terms of how to insult them first and I know so that's so you go To a woman goes that a wig and then they're like no and then yeah I don't go, is that a wig? And then they're like, no. And then he goes. Yeah, I don't know if that's a smart move. So I know a guy who did that in front of me. But Brent, it works though. And he said, I watched the game and that's what I do.

And I go, hey dude, you're the guy in the movie that I punched in the face. Yeah, but you're not doing anything. It's a small, small little like a back head. The only thing you're doing is that a wig. Like you're saying, like, oh, you drink. No, right? So the wig thing.

No, but the wig thing is very confusing. Right it's like does my hair look good so the bad never ever what good now she's gonna ask more right so the actual line for the wig thing is like your hair looks amazing is that your natural hair or is it or is it like you know something else yeah that it's a backhanded compliment it's never like super mean well that's it's called a nag yeah and then a nagging and I've had it done to me and the explanation of it is the practice of giving backhanded compliments and generally making comments that express indifference toward another person, usually a woman, in an attempt to seduce them.

Yeah. I think it only works if she's a douche. It doesn't work on me. I think it would only work if they're like super hot and they're used to all these compliments, but if it's just like a normal girl who's not getting many compliments, you're like, holy shit, are those tits fake? It does not work all the time. Compliments, but if it's just like a normal girl who's not getting many compliments like dude Yeah, my it does not work all my main thing about it is it's at the end of the day it's dishonest I know the end of the day It's a little bit it's a trick and that that bums me out

But right if you read the book I realize the book is yes It gets all flashy because it says like the underworld of pickup artists, but if you actually read the book, it's about psychology So she'll just how you do the underworld of pickup artists. But if you actually read the book, it's about psychology, social, how you deal with the underworld. It doesn't know, dude, you're missing a underworld means collecting women and locking them in the bay. No, you're getting off on this. The people that are, the people that are actually doing it are nerds and dorks

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because he wore a woman's face? Who is it then? No, the book I feel opened up with a guy who had been a pick-up artist or taught it and was like having a crisis over the fact that it left him empty. It left him without anything anyway. But Neil Strauss said,

Neil Strauss himself, bring up Neil Strauss, you'll see. He's a little guy. You see the four and a smart guy. Very smart guy. I've had dinner with him, but very little very little guy very small person and he said I said what got you to do this? He goes I was lonely. I was lonely and I and I there he is I was lonely and I and I wanted to figure out a way to not be lonely and I was such an honest answer So that was him on the right before he started doing the game book. And then he shaved his head. Oh, man.

Yeah. So he was a little guy that girls were not going to like. But the earrings are tough. Yeah. I mean, that's way back then. That's a different time, dude. Well, that was part of the experiment. Let me see if I can change my look.

And he did. And it worked. He's a very smart guy. He's basically an intellectual. He's, yeah. And he's not a bad guy at all. I'm intellectual. He's yeah, and he's not a bad guy I'm sure he's super smart and he writes all kinds of different books. They're great Do we think he wrote the book to get famous and get a hot chick? There's that too. Yeah

But I'm saying from that I've spent enough time with him. He's sincere. He's just a he's a journalist slash intellectual I bet he's smart as shit, but there is an upside to having a very successful book, too Yeah Yeah, but he's a smart dude. He knows that he's doing as shit, but there is an upside to having a very successful book, too Yeah Yeah, but he's a smart dude. He knows that he's doing that like oh, yeah it worked though cuz any Mary know he was in a relationship With Courtney loves guitarist who was like super hot for a long time this herda Wow Yeah, he's smart, and he's cool. He's married now. He's actually super cool. I honestly just super smart guy Yeah, and he's a really good at writing he's also you know you'd like him I like honest I'm already suck him off to get a date he's very very honest great writer like

his writing is awesome it's easy to read it oh shit dude yeah maybe the horse we suck some crap on here read read read read read Neil so is he married with kids now though I think so, yeah. I'm not sure though. Yeah, he is. Well, why don't you look it up, see if it's a success story. I don't look it. I'm going to tell you how his book did, you know?

Because that's like being a life coach, but then you can't pay your electric bill. This is true, but he's married. Ingrid DeLau? Boom. Dude, he's been married for a while. Yep. 14 years. DeLau. Success story, listen to this guy.

Yeah, I met her, I think. I'm not sure if he has kids. I think if you go back though, Chin. Yep. He's got kids. Go down, so what happened to Neal Shouse and his wife? There you go. They're divorced.

All right, nevermind then. Well, there you go. I knew Chin was hiding. No, no, but by the way, it's's not about maintaining relationships it's about getting a girl. Just to you know. Oh no I got it. It's about fucking as many chicks as possible. No it's not about that dude.

Hey. Hey dude. What? Why are you doing that? She's doing magic. Excuse me sir. No I think most dudes they're not like down to it to walk up to a girl and say like, you know,

if they think she's cute, like a random girl, if they for some reason think she's really cute. That's intimidating. Just do it. That was the key of the book. It's literally- To get you over that hump. You doing magic, you doing wearing jewelry.

Literally, it's just walk up to a girl that you think is cute and then talk to her. Let's do it. Start a combo. I will be honest, I will always respect the amount of courage it takes for a dude to come up and hit on you. Because it's hard. It is hard. It's so hard.

And that's what my brother will watch and be like, why did you just tell him to F off? And I'm like, dude, like, do you know how hard that is for him? Like he's coming up to me. If you're respectful, I'll give you time. We'll talk, whatever. What I hate is when you're walking

and like dudes are sitting there and they're literally like Construction workers I call calling does that happen a lot though in 2024 I mean, I was just in Mexico it dead and like we were at taboo at the me resort and these dudes like all Totally like New Yorkers you could tell by their little accents and yeah, just cat calling me for 20 minutes But when you're what when you're in Newport not a lot of cat calls, right? It depends on if you're going to stag bar and sharkies probably really. Yeah, yeah I like give me some day all day with you all day with that look

Hey, does that ever work you look fantastic No, I don't hear Jimmy does that Jimmy would Jimmy would always would go like this Oh, bro. Whoa, hey, has that ever worked? You look fantastic. No, I don't hear that. Jimmy does that. Jimmy would always go like this. He'd just go, you look unbelievable today. See, that's nice. That's nice.

Yeah, that's not catcalling. He'd just say nice things. You look fantastic today. Where in the world, how do you put it together? Yeah, see, that's nice. Have a great day. That's what he'll do. Yeah.

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It's just to make him feel good. How's Jimmy doing? Is he married? No. But he's got a long time girlfriend. He's the best. Jimmy only lives to make the world a better place. Literally only lives to make the world a better place. But Jim, what are we going to do about you getting a date? No. Break out the cards.

Would you walk around with a deck of cards on you at all times no no not anymore back in the day More tattoos on your legs. I would know I would never do cards I would do like if I because I would smoke back then so smoking was a big cigarette Blasted you guys see that yeah, it's thick Yeah, really should we carry doves in his pocket and shit? Doves, no. No, I think, anyways, the book is- Get a pistol right here, bro. Get a pistol here. Yeah.

Start working out like a motherfucker. Become a huge Asian man. Just lift weights and get sexy tattoos. I don't think Jin has a problem getting ladies. I think he has a problem finding the right one. Yeah. Well, he's a very, very peculiar, particular fella. I think. Yeah. I would say you a very, very peculiar, particular fella, I think. I would say you're very particular, right?

Like the littlest thing can throw you off. 100%. Yeah, that's an issue. You gotta get over that. Or you don't. Or be alone. But, you know, either way. Okay, this is depressing.

Yeah, it is, guys. What about you, Snuggs? Nope, we're not going there. Why? We're not going there right now. Nope, that's for another day What about you, Snuggs? Nope, we're not going there. Why? We're not going there right now. Nope, that's for another day. Are you single though or not? You are single, right?

Yes. Well, then there we go. Now all the guys are like, yeah. All right. I am. Current event. You know, one thing I wanted to say, I saw your wife post a really cool video of you working out the other day.

She did? Yeah. Of me working out? You were getting after it. What was I doing? You were boxing what it looked like. Was I boxing Tarek and getting beat up? Look, I'm not going to say who was getting beat up and who wasn't.

Because I think I was boxing Tarek who was hitting me. Because I hit him and then he was like, oh, we're doing this. And then, so we were. Was that like a gym? Yeah. Yeah, no, you looked strong. It was a gym in the hotel?

I didn't know she posted that. That's cool. Or it's not. Did I look shitty or did I look weird? No, you looked strong. Okay. Yeah. That's good.

I'll take it. We can't find it, huh? I mean, it's on. It was on our story. Oh, so it's down. I don't follow, I'll take one. We can't find it, huh? I mean it's on it's on our story Oh, so it's I don't follow. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's probably down. Yeah the story maybe it's Okay, so oh this one's tough so you saw this Yeah, I just saw pop up today. So the you know, she got a salt bad baby. Yeah footage So apparently it was there like a strange Partner right I'm not sure if they're still together

But the video is tough. Oh, but then she took it down, right? I mean I still see it up here But she probably took it down Bad dude, so we probably won't play this on the podcast. Holy shit. How did he hit her? I think he grabbed her hair and dropped her down. Yeah, just laying on her there. Yeah.

Well, no, he hit her. That's him pushing her down. Yeah. He smacked her, man. And this is last night? Jesus. And yeah, so she posted it. I'm not sure if it's down on her actual account.

Yeah, I think she posted it and took it down, but. What a big man. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah. What happens with that? Uh, well, he's going to be in some trouble. Well, hopefully he's in trouble after that. So yeah, Bam Margera, he's in some trouble. Oh, hopefully he's in trouble after that.

So yeah, Bam Margera, he's in talks as to being one of the, I guess, you know, talking heads commentator for BKFC. This is getting big, huh? Bam Margera? As in heavy? The bare knuckle. BKFC, yeah. Connor's involved with it. Mike Perry's blowing up

The uh, I think it could be fun they're doing this stuff now like uh that karate combat uses mike from uh, logan paul's show impulsive Like so they're doing things to get traction I feel like the karate combat's doing well is it am I wrong? Or is that just social media talking? I mean, it's definitely getting traction. It gets, yeah. I think there's a difference between getting traction. It's like that slap. There was swinging traction then, you know, right. Yeah. Who knows how it's actually going to be.

The venues like longevity. Yeah. But I'm sure it's not doing bad, but I don't think like BKFC is starting to do really well. Yeah, that makes sense. Um, let's go for more positive stuff. Yeah. Well, sometimes you just have a whole thing where it's like... So, here's a funny video.

Give your kids some fireworks and see what happens. Yeah, that's not... Jesus. Oh my gosh. You farted at him? Yeah, that's an issue. That's funny though. Yeah. You know. And I got one more for ya. Alright. Always somebody gets fucked up.

Maybe a bowling game. Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, got one more for ya. Alright. Always somebody gets fucked up. Maybe a ballin' gang!

Oh! Oh. Yeah, that would be an issue. A car? Sure. Oh shit. That's a good way to start a fire. Get it! Get it! Get that, motherfucker! Goddamn it!

That's in the neighbors. No! No! Get the water! Ow! Oh, shit! Man down. That's what happens every fourth of the day.

This is why it's illegal. Of course. Now, if you want a sad one, I say, you know what? You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one.

You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. You're going to get a good one. Oh shit! Man down. That's what happens every Fourth of July thing. This is why it's illegal. Of course. Nah, if you want a sad one, I saw this guy clearly, you know, probably. Oh no.

No. He was dancing and he had a Fourth of July hat on and he filled the hat with fireworks. Oh no. Oh god. Why? Oh. What happened? What do you think happened? Did he perish? It didn't end well.

Yeah, you can't do that. I know. You can't fucking do that. I know. Don't feed bears with your hand outside your car. Don't try to ride a bison. Don't fill a hat full of. Don't fill a hat full of fucking fireworks.

Yeah. These are little details. Yeah. That you don't want to do, dude. Did you see that? Fucking my friend. I know. I know. Don't try to ride a bison. Don't fill a hat full of fireworks. These are little details that you don't want to do, dude. Did you see that? Fuckin' my friend, hey, don't send me, he just sends me this thing in Mexico,

or in the lagoon, guy decides, eight thirty in the morning, I'm gonna go for a swim. I'm just gonna go for a swim. And what he didn't know is that in those lagoons are 20 foot crocodiles. And the crocodile was like, really? You're just gonna swim? And he's just swimming, and the croc,

you just see the croc go like this. Shoop, bam, he didn't even see it. Just boom, brings him under, people are filming it, they're like, really? And then the croc brings him over. This is a famous video, man. It is? Yeah. Oh, you saw it? Oh yeah. Oh no. Really? And then the croc brings him over. It's a famous video, man. It is? Yeah.

Oh, you saw it? Oh yeah. Oh no. Really? And he brings it over to the side of the fucking wall and he's showcasing the body? Yep, it's going slow. Yeah.

You see the guy sticking out. Oh, you saw that video. I thought it was fake. No. I was like, there's no way. No. Okay. I've been out for a hot second.

It's good though. Yeah. Here's good though. Yeah. Here's another one guys. So, poor Kabeem, man, he's got a lot of controversy around him right now. And apparently he's three million in debt and his bank accounts have been seized. Not good.

Not ideal. No. No. I mean, the guy's like a national treasure in Russia, right? But- Yeah, which is weird. Think they'd give him a break. I mean, the guy's like a national treasure in Russia, right? But um. Yeah, which is weird. You think they'd give him a break.

Well, it is, except for his school had that one terrorist in it. So Dagestan. Terrorist ties, yeah. Terrorist attack on, you know, and they're still under the control of Russia. And it attacked, what it attacked, some synagogues and some other places. Yeah. Killed a bunch of people. And one of those people was one of his best fighters in that gym who did the killing.

So they raided his headquarters and. Yeah, that might have something to do with it. Yeah. They'll they, they investigate if they think you have some ties to an insurgency or if you have some anti-Russian ties, it doesn't matter who you are. Now, or if you know what was going on, you're going to, yeah. He, there's a reason he fled to. Abu D you know what was going on. You're going, yeah. There's a reason he fled to the United Arab Emirates. He fled there.

Oh. So yeah, he may be a national treasure until he's not. Yeah, though that they won't, Russia won't play with that. Yeah, that's a good point, B. That cannot, yeah, that's. Right? Yeah, that's a great point. You know.

So here's a good story, yeah. Right? Yeah, that's a great point. You know? So here's a good story, guys. The missing Celtic ring has been returned. So Jalen Brown placed the Celtics. Oh God, I was worried. Literally lost his ring during the parade. He like dropped it? Yeah, by like losing it, like just having fun. Probably just hammered.

And two people brought it back. My wife went tubing this weekend and she lost her very expensive watch. Did someone return it? No, because she got up and she goes my wrist feels naked. Nature's not returning that much yet. That's the bottom of the lake. Okay. So this one has his name on it. It'd be weird to keep a fucking ring with Jalen Brown on it. Yeah. You'd have to sell it on the dark web. Yes. Yeah.

So what would that ring cost? Probably a lot. Probably a couple hundred thousand. I bet. How much? Couple hundred thousand. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah.

Wow. OK. I would assume. The player ones, obviously, are pretty pricey. How did he lose it? He was on the bus for the parade. Hard, yeah. You know, losing his mind. Fell off his finger. About five minutes left before I start throwing up. I'm going downhill

fast. Okay, okay, we'll speed this up. Hey, you did a good job on this. This is a good one. I have a good one because I would like you guys to try this next one. This is a thing called nose pulling This is a thing called nose pulling and I think you guys should try it. The weirdest sport ever. It's called nose pulling. A game where two participants are tied together by a rope around their faces. They have to push as hard as possible to make their opponent tap out. But the reason behind this game will shock you. This game was created to make players stronger and better at dealing with pain would you dare to try this? Well, you're just so nice. You know, we're not dead broke, right a game where two participants are tied together by a rope around I don't think it has anything to do with money. I just you know people asked in the thousands episode What sport could you that's good beat each other? He beat me at that sport. We don't know that I'm never winning you might be tougher

No, but I'm not Definitely not but also he's He would pull that rope through my face I want to get in any kind of thing with him with that stuff But also I don't want to do that to my nose It'll go back look that guy was fine at the end of it. No, no, no, I don't want that That's that's I'm gonna have a line across my nose. Oh my god Yeah, you have a fucking straight scar No, play it through buddies. Yeah, no

Okay, well Maybe not. Oh, no, it looks like you're fucking hurt. Look if your nose is supposed to do that. Yeah. No, it's not. Oh, I mean You and Jane could do it what? I mean, you and Chin could do it. What? I feel like, don't even, don't dare you, dude. I feel like Chin's gonna do it. I know exactly what you're gonna say about my nose.

Yeah, Chin's nose would barely move. Yeah, advantage, I would have the advantage. My nose is like, Brian, Brian got a honk around though. Yeah. Your nose is snapping. But I got like the cartilage here, so it would just cut through.

It would hurt. It would hurt, yeah. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. I don't even know if this is a thing. Oh, it is. I don't want to do that. I don't even know if this is a thing. Oh, it is. I don't know. I don't think so. I think it's a thing for them. The surprising sport of nose.

The surprising sport. Yeah. I don't think it is. That looks so painful. I'm not going to do it. So. Okay. And they're on like a legit basketball court doing it. Yeah. I don't know. Any more boys or what do you think?

I think we got to give Brent in a second. Guys I'll see you at San Antonio this weekend. Do that nose thing with people in the crowd. Yep, bryancowen.com. San Antonio this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'll be back for the podcast Monday. And that's it. So I'll see you there.

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