The Fighter & The Kid - The Epstein Files Are Everywhere — Plus Bryan’s TRT Confession | TFATK Ep. 1162
Episode Date: February 5, 2026The internet is on fire again as the Epstein files resurface and dominate every timeline. We break down why this story keeps coming back, what people are actually reacting to, and why it sudd...enly feels unavoidable.Plus, Bryan Callen addresses the TRT conversation, what it means, and why everyone suddenly has an opinion. From internet hysteria to gym science, this episode goes everywhere — fast.Nothing off-limits, nothing taken too seriously. Just real talk, jokes, and the stuff everyone’s already arguing about. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into three hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours.Sisu: Road To Revenge - For more info, go to https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/sisuroadtorevengeO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby.
Let's go.
Boy, you're looking different now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, guess who's on TRT?
Natty or not, Brian Count.
Brian's no longer Natty, and Daddy's training hard.
Well, no, we don't care about your training.
You're T.R.
Hey, kill me, right, every time you bring it up.
But also, you're on TRT now.
I'm on Tart.
It took how long to convince you?
A long time.
Now, our boy, Brigham at Ways to Well, did you use the promo code, Brendan?
Do you save 10% off?
I didn't.
No, I didn't, but I had a long talk with Brigham and Denise, who is a great nurse down there.
But like a nurse practitioner really knows her shit.
And she looked at just all my levels.
And so, again, it goes back to what you were saying.
My test is high.
My free is low.
And as you get older, when you're pushing 60, your sex hormone,
binding globule tends to raise which sucks up all your free testosterone that has a whole and i was
starting to feel my recovery because you know i do fucking do jiu jitsu and box yeah but also this this
this is what i do i do the eye test you look fragile like if the wind picked up like oh fuck somebody
protect brian but now you're on trt you said to me you said to me you put some roots down you did say you
said you're real thin yeah you know and i am and you get when you're me and you get older you're not putting on
muscle. I work out.
When the storm happened in Texas, I'm also not eating that much.
I'm inside. Me too.
Yeah, I don't.
Me too.
It's the first thing I think about it.
I get a text for you guys.
Yeah.
When the wind picks, I'm like,
you guys, we were just laughing before this because
I saw this video on BPC 157 peptized
guy goes, there's zero human randomized control data on it.
And which is technically, there's a lot of that.
And Brian rage baited the fuck.
But I just had a long talk with, with,
with rigum about, at Wastewell, about peptides and my wife has a neat thing.
And there's a tremendous amount of, a tremendous amount of anecdotal evidence that BPC 157,
for a lot of reasons, seems to actually make a difference for people.
And we know the peptides work, like GLP is the peptide and stuff.
So I just fucking, I just, I'm bored.
I was bored down.
Yeah, but also just to put context there.
Brian constantly will talk to me about peptides or TRT for, for you.
years. And you're kind of like,
I don't know if they work. And then you're on stuff and I go like
this, hey, be careful. And you're like,
hey, shut up, I feel great. I'm like, all right.
Right. So you send this bullshit video to me and then.
I just send the video. I just, I'm bored and I go, I'm
gonna fucking stick my finger in a hornet smash.
And it was a bad time. I was in it. I was in the thick
of it. I was a, not in good mood.
A couple of guys ran in there. I fell for it so
fucking hard. Oh, dude. And I just send them. I just
send them this fucking video.
and they
start to go
fucking crazy
yeah I start pulling out stats
and stuff like that
and then what did you say to us
you even said
one out of 10 dentists
don't recommend toothpaste
yeah that's what you hit me
with that was great
and I was like
guys I'm just saying
when it comes of peptides
or TRT
when one plus one's four
cool
yeah yeah whatever you want
don't do it
to put that into context
like you know
of course there's going to be
one doctor out of 10
just like you know
when you see a toothpaste
based on a 10 doctors.
Don't recommend fucking two.
We got to be.
Like so,
Brian just found a guy with the mustache.
Yeah.
I go,
I go,
uh,
just send that.
I go,
I go,
I go interesting.
And Brandon goes,
yeah,
send that to Brigham
who has a ton of research
on BBC 157 or listen to that dork
who looks like shit.
Just not,
just comes at me.
Then Nick goes,
remember there's a one,
one out of 10 dentists that don't recommend toothpaste.
Ha,
ha, ha.
I go, well, what are you going by?
I go, what evidence are you going by besides the anecdote?
Like, how do you know this shit works?
Oh, man.
Which fair?
Because I've been training at a high level over 15 years and I've used everything and it's
100% works for me.
I guess listen to that guy though.
This is Brennan.
Or wait for more studies when you're 85 and dying to find out how it works.
Jesus.
I go, so I go, oh, so you're the case study.
I go, right.
so because you feel like it works a lot.
I don't sell it, B, I don't give a shit if you use it.
L.O.L.
That's what you know he's mad.
I have no skin in the game, buddy.
Do it or don't do it.
Listen to the medical peeps.
Whatever.
I go, but what are you going by?
I'm just asking.
Like, how do we actually know this isn't all hearsay and bullshit?
I go by being 42 and jacked if you do 225.40 times.
Again, listen to the.
skinny medical experts.
He brought up his bench press.
And I read a long fucking thing.
Oh, dude.
It was so good.
And it just went on and all.
Then, you know, it gets back because Brian's like, yeah, my wife just ordered a bunch of BBC 157, man.
And I go, cool.
She has something coming up.
Who gives a fuck?
By the way, Nick is sending me all kinds of stuff from Chachy.
Yeah, you send him like.
And then I'm sending them stuff back.
You got me.
It was so good.
I'm glad you're on a pal.
This is your first week?
yeah my first week
now are you injecting it directly in your nose
because your nose looks massive well my nose
seems to grow now my nose
seem and that bothers me
because I look back
only seven years ago
you get a smaller nose my nose was rather
pointy yeah and somehow
it just keeps becoming more
bulbous and I don't want a bulbous
fucking nose yeah you're a hunker
and that's the way it is
but I am on test
now I do I'm doing 80
milligrams, so low dose,
0.2. Every other day?
Yeah, every other day. I look
forward to it. You're on 0.0.0. Not 80.
Not 80. No, no.
You'd be, he'd be
Yeah, we have a friend who's, we have a friend who is
misdosing. You laugh so hard.
It's a good buddy or else who was doing it. I never laughed so
hard in someone's face before.
His test was at,
he was taken almost like a vial
a week. Oh, wow.
Yeah. And he was like, what? It's not.
that much and he showed me his his testosterone level and it was like 2000 you start laughing so hard
35,000 nanograms per deciler yeah it was crazy and I was like you're gonna kill yourself
because his back was all broken out and not to be a dick but he didn't get any bigger which was
that's a bummer that's when you know some people are not hyper receptors responders yeah but yeah
but also if you're just taking to get your level like the 800 900 or thousand you're not going to put
on mass.
You just want, health-wise, you want, if you're my age, energy.
Yeah.
You want, you want, you're free.
You want to be able to use it.
You want to have to.
Yeah, you don't want to wake up and have to worry about the weather, you know?
Like, I'm sick of that for you.
When you wake up, you, I'd turn on fucking the news to make sure there's not a gust of
wind.
There's not a gust of wind.
Well, I'll tell you this, I was, we did start to do an e-mom, and we were working out,
and daddy pulled a little muscle in his back, like, in my lat.
and my buddy Tyson who's over at archetype said hey hey baba you're in an age where you got to warm up before you fucking work out oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
i was like yeah you're right you're speaking of rage bait like because i thought i was unrage baitable yeah
and uh i said that to my i made the mistake of telling my girl that last week and she's like no you're ragebatable
and i'm like no you never get me so she watches me do my hour over the weekend i did i did uh where we at san Antonio
And San Antonio.
And she goes, no, the material is good, but like, you shouldn't wear those black pants.
It just shows how small your calves are.
I just couldn't, I couldn't focus on the material.
I just couldn't stop staring at your legs.
Your girl's great.
And I fucking freak the fuck out.
You look like an ice cream cone?
Oh, dude.
I love her for that.
That's the second time.
She goes, ice cream cone body.
I love her for that.
She got me bad.
And I was like, no, no, my calves were.
And I actually measured my calves after that.
That's how bad she got.
me. I told you. I can get you. So I'm in the closet with my wife and I go, what?
No, you know, she was getting changed. It finally comes out. I knew you were a cup.
All I said, right? So I was in the closet. It's turned to the people, right? My wife is like, one of the things about her. Tyrone comes over. Yeah. She puts on muscle. So she, I love when she's like kind of strong. You like a muscle mom.
She's just fucking got to blow out every situation. I love it. And I said to her, but she's, she's, she had her, she had her,
you know, she, she, the kids and she's tired.
She's thinner right now.
She's thinner.
Yeah.
So I go, I looked at her and I made the mistake of saying, you look thin.
I'd like maybe eat a little.
Both of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so,
you both look like, she goes, whatever and kind of walks in the closet.
I'm like, I'm not saying, you know, I got, you don't want to, you know, I'm like,
you're beautiful.
I know.
And then she looks at me and she goes, your face is gray.
And your nose is huge.
And you have no hair.
You don't hear me saying.
You hit her feelings.
I was like,
I was like,
Hey man.
I was like,
oh God.
You didn't care, though.
No,
that's not gonna get you.
I don't give a fuck.
You guys are both thin, though.
Yeah,
can't have it.
No,
Brian's the most rage baitable person.
You'll ever meet in your life.
Yeah.
Like,
you just have to say something about him
right before he goes on stage.
It's not about me.
It's about,
like,
just the world.
And I'll be like,
what the fuck?
It'll get you going.
This isn't a rage baiting,
but I won't say what podcast it is
because I don't want people to hit him up.
but there's certain things that just trigger me.
I was listening to this guy talking.
I like the guy.
And it's just, if you say this word, you got to get on my foxhole.
You're not on the team.
When people refer to their wives or husbands as my partner.
When someone goes, my partner, I go, get out.
Do you also, can I ask you this?
Get the fuck out.
When Joanna was pregnant, did you say we're pregnant?
Never.
Never in my life.
That's so gross.
Gay?
And then if you're a man and you refer to your wife as my partner,
Yep.
Oh.
Yep.
Well, you're a gay dude.
Yep.
It just drives me?
There's an actor.
I don't know what it is.
There's an actor I know who also said this when I met him and great guy, very talented, wonderful person.
But he said, so I'm her guy.
Because, you know, what's her name?
I go, yeah, he goes, I'm her guy.
And I went.
You little bitch, boy.
Hey, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
That's my girl.
Oh, man.
That's just like, I mean, so what is that?
What's going on?
Is that a guy?
such a soft like feminine no it's more he's just not i just don't quite i'm like he's
you with us or are you against us here he's not on our team right you just not you can't be my foxhole
yeah the only thing that rages me more than that is you ever been talking to someone and they just
talk about whoever that is in their life like you also know them but again i was talking to denise
about i'm like who the fuck is denise it'll be like their wife and they just start mentioning
i don't know the person yeah you know marshal says that who the fuck is marshal don't just
say that. I don't know that fucking guy. Last night I popped off because Joanna's
aunt staying with us. Yeah. Her English isn't great, but you know, it's not terrible.
How's your Spanish? Awful. I speak no Spanish. But we're all, the kids are at the world.
How long you've been together? You don't speak Spanish. You just gave them.
What am I going to pick it up in my mid-30s? Well, yeah, but no, but no, I'm in America.
I speak English, right? So we're around the dinner table and they're taught, dude, for an hour.
the entire conversation in Spanish.
I'm just staring out the wall and finally go, well, fuck me.
Well, I'm just going to sit here and stare at the fucking wall.
Well, you guys have a great dinner.
Yeah.
It's just Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
I'm like, after 45 minutes, I went, I feel disrespectful.
A little bit, right?
A little bit.
You're just, I have no clue what they're talking about.
Nothing.
So I'm like, oh, oh, you just, I, I should go eat in another room.
What I'm going to do?
I should.
You're going to.
enjoying the food I bought? You're going to go figure out a way to pay for your house. Yeah, yeah.
And all the bills. And y'all can't speak? The only language I speak? Is that not crazy? Dude.
So I, so I, from the Bronx, I've only, your options are Italian girls, Puerto Rican girls,
Dominican girls. So I've dated Latin girls. That's a good problem. That's a good problem.
Yeah. That's good options. But I've dated Latin girls since I was a teenager.
So I was so, so you said, the worst though, because that's happened so many fucking times. The worst, though, like,
I remember my ex had her family
were for my birthday party
but they're all from Argentina
so they're all just talking
the worst is when you hear your name in it
and they start laughing
they'll be like da da da da da da da neke
and you're like what the fuck did you just say to me
right no my mother all lives with it so I can tell
when they're talking shit I don't know what
they're saying but I know you know well you're
because you're the ogre you're the big man
and everything has to be around you
yeah what I freak out about is that
they people will inevitably take
my clothing and wash it and then dry and shrink it. And I, I don't know why. I spent a lot of money.
That drives me nuts. I go nuts. I go. Wait, what? When I, when somebody takes a pair of jeans,
like my favorite pair of jeans or whatever it might be. That don't need to be washed.
They don't need to wash. They're dirty. They're not. And they, I, correct. And they wash them and they
dry them hard. They ruin them. And I can't wear them. Yep. I lose my fucking shit.
It's always somebody.
And then I throw what's called a tantrum.
Yeah.
A tantrum.
Then you apologize like 30 minutes later.
Yeah.
I'll do that.
I lose my mind.
I'll do that.
Is this fair to say you go two weeks stop washing jeans?
Correct.
Two weeks?
Two months.
Yeah.
Two months is crazy.
They're jeans.
Yeah, the jeans.
Two months.
That's how you break them in.
Yeah.
I'm not washing my fucking jeans.
It's like a jacket.
I ain't washing them.
No.
Jacket, no.
Jacket's crazy.
No.
But jeans two weeks.
No.
I mean my father when he was we were living or never when we were living overseas my father was a banker and had to wear a suit all the time and when you were overseas if you were in back in the day if you were in Pakistan if you were India if you were you know somewhere like that you were people would work it was labor was rather cheap and so you would hire local labor the company would hire you somebody to watch the house
somebody to do things like that.
Yes.
And a woman was there and she washed all my father's suits.
And your dad's a big boy.
So those don't.
Well, she just washed her like regular laundry.
Baba,
she took all his suits.
This is in the 70s.
Yeah.
And wash them on a hot cycle and then dried them all.
What if this is any like in my dad?
Your dad must look like Michael Boubley with those tight.
My father committed murder.
My dad killed her and put her down the road.
river and nobody noticed because she was poor.
Yeah.
And that's Pakistan.
It was just one of those things where it's like, what in the fuck is going on?
Or Joe and her mom sometimes, you know, I'll leave certain stuff out.
And if they put it somewhere and I can't find it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Isn't it funny how little things like that?
I think it's because there's a lot going on in life.
And it's just a lot.
And then I can't spend my time looking around.
for my charger in my house that was moved yeah and i i need my charger because i'm trying to get
other things done so i can't spend 20 minutes looking for my charger i'm also i don't know if you're
the same way as me i i i'm messy but there's a organization to my messiness oh 100% yeah so like
where everything's at and then your girl would be like oh i clean it up for you're like now i know
where fucking nothing is you fucked me yeah my mother my mother my mother
would do things like this, she would, I would look for my car keys because I have to go,
get my car keys. And my mother would go, oh, I have them in my robe. And I'd go, okay. Now, I'm,
before I burn the house down, okay. Before I hit you, mother. And yes, and put hands on my own mother.
If I put this warm hand to your stupid face, mother, why do you my keys? Before I commit a biblical sin and
put my hands on you here.
I was like, why did you do it?
She goes, because I didn't want you to leave without talking to me first.
I have some.
Oh, that's cute, though.
No, but in other words, she had errands for me to run.
Oh, oh.
I've been looking for my keys.
You got to let me know that.
I lost my mind.
So, and then I...
It just be crazy.
The point is sometimes you're allowed to hit your mom's at the point.
That's the one.
Wheel kicker.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's take a little break here.
Let me tell you about one of my favorite.
movies I've seen in a hot second. My family watch it twice. Dude, this film is rated R.
You can get it now on digital. You can get it on Prime Video, Apple TV, or Fandango at your home.
It's rated R. C-Soo Road to Revenge comes home with a bang. All right? This World War, imagine World War II's ending.
This complete badass is fighting Russians. At the end of World War II, he's basically a superhero.
It is so damn good.
Again, we've watched it twice back to back.
All right.
Think of him as like a John Wick.
All right.
But in World War II setting, it's the end of the war.
It's so damn good.
It's Sisu Road to Revenge.
All right.
So for more information, go to www.
Sonypitchers.com slash movie slash Sisu Road to Revenge.
That's SISU Road to Revenge.
This movie is so dang good.
I'm telling you guys, check it out.
Hey, Ontario, come on down to BedMGM Casino and check out our newest exclusive.
The Price is Right Fortune Pick.
Don't miss out.
Play exciting casino games based on the iconic game show.
Only at BetMGM.
Access to the Price is right fortune pick is only available at BedMGM Casino.
BetMGM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly.
19 plus to wager, Ontario only.
Please play responsibly.
If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you,
please contact Connix Ontario at 1866-531, 2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge.
BenMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario.
How about last night, you know, because her aunt's with us,
so they're making all this Mexican food.
It's great food.
None of it's healthy.
Great food.
Tiger gets done, Tiger gets done with his meal.
And he just gets up and he has like his juice box and his plate there.
I go, buddy, buddy, buddy, this is front of everyone.
Buddy, does this look like a restaurant?
Are we in a restaurant?
Just going to leave your stuff there?
He goes, we're not in a restaurant.
The food would be better.
I'm like, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I started laughing.
Mama did not like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you'll come back.
Oh, and she'll still hit a kid.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's that Latin Mama.
That's that.
It's that Latin.
Take her shoe off and throw it out.
I was like, oh, you fucked up, Bubba.
Oh, you fucked up.
I got to send a...
If it was a restaurant, the food would be better.
I did that joke in Miami.
I was like, when you have a Dominican mom, you got a Cuban mom, if you talk back
to her, she'll take her slipper and whack the shit.
And guess what?
Those kids, it's...
But you in California, and it's like,
You have your space.
I have my space.
I'm here to talk.
Fuck off.
And those kids, the kids that you do that to are in therapy, they're the most fucked up.
You know it's not fucked up?
The Latin kids.
They're great.
You never hear them talk about depression.
No.
No.
No, they're all good.
I'm a time.
I got hit with fucking, you name it in the house.
Oh, yeah.
If it starts with the word the, I got hit with it.
My mother used to use a wooden spoon and a riding crop and a belt.
Oh, that fucking.
You know the worst is one in the belt.
They would, they'd have tricks to make you fucking intimidated.
I was just,
show you this.
Today, what's this?
I'm going to send you the two-part.
This is a two-parter.
I told her I forgot to send this to chin.
So I was at Kill Tony this weekend.
Oh yeah.
This guy got in the fight with...
This same guy fought Louis J. Gomez.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You had Kill Tony at the mothership?
No, so the fun thing about Kill Tony,
I decided it would be fun to just like try and get on,
just to try a new minute on there.
I didn't get on.
But when you go there...
Where's the venue?
It's at Shakespeare's, which is right on.
on six. Do you wait over on Shakespeare's? And then if you get called, they bring you over to the
mothership. There's just, there's 300 people waiting in a room together. Oh, wow. And for our
stand-up comedians, 80% are homeless people. Oh, wow. And 20% are make a wish people who
think that if they get on, it's going to start their comedy career. So you're just there with
the seven people you know. How's Tony Pig? It can't be random if there's a bunch of like homeless
people. It's random, but I mean, you ever seen the show?
And not a long time. There's not a lot of comedians that
actually make it on, because they're all sitting around. I'm at a table with
the only people I've ever seen do stand-up in Austin. And we're just
watching crazy people like a guy with a dog or a fucking,
you can also tell when someone's a comic buy their outfit.
Like, if they're wearing shorts and a cardigan, this guy's never done
stand-up before. Yeah. And people, it's all a bunch of crazy
people getting super fucked up in a room. So this is at the Kill Tony Lake waiting room?
So this is in the waiting room. Okay, so I just got the ones at, does that find Nick?
Or this guy had the worst day ever. Let me see it. Which one is he? The guy who just got,
who's getting him, he fought the guy with the fro. And did the guy in the fro win?
So it happens. He swung, got ducked under that other guy who looked dirty, came up through an
uppercut only got him with his wrist but he went down what's his deal and so that's it is the
guy just crazy is he caused problems or what well at first i felt bad for him because well it gets worse
oh really i thought that was it i was like well that was a terrible video nicholas he comes back
wow that guy's afro's insane the best part of this video is you'll see it
at some point our boy j legends in it love
Jay. I love Jay. Do I know Jay?
No, he's great. We've got to get him on.
So what's happening here? He's getting...
Now they're grabbing him by the afro and throwing him down the staircase.
Okay. Why?
Wait, is the guy with the fro the problem? Yes. Oh, gotcha.
He's the same dude that fought Louis J. Gomez outside the creek in the cave.
Why? There wasn't really any fighting, but there was a square off.
I feel like Lewis would beat his ass.
Yeah. Oh, he's getting really...
But the guy doesn't seem crazy.
I mean, his hair says he's crazy.
He started two fights in two days.
No, that's the same night.
Yeah.
That's within 20 minutes of each other.
Oh, it is?
Oh.
Yeah.
So if you wonder, he's the problem.
So he's probably fired up, leaves here, runs in Lewis J. Gomez.
Go to the creek.
And Louis J. Gomez is not someone who's ever going to back down from a fight.
He's down to fight.
Mm-hmm.
If you go back in the video, you could actually see Jay Wedge and walk up.
Well, what did J do?
Let me see the Lewis J-Gobes one.
The J part's very funny.
Oh, here's a second way to send me.
give me a second. And I assume there's security at the kill Tony waiting room.
No. No.
Watch when he gets, you'll see.
Yeah, that's the same video we just watched.
But you get to watch Jay Wedging.
I cried laughing when I saw him.
And does Tony know this is going on?
Tony has no idea. You could hear him in the, you could hear Tony just talking about Ari Maddie in the background.
Watch.
Right there. Pause.
You see Jay Legend with a sword in the middle of a fight?
Where is he?
Do you see the sword?
That's Jay Legend holding a sword.
That's how crazy Kill Tony gets.
There's an Excalibur sword in the middle of...
What was he going to do with the sword?
I don't know.
Fuck somebody up.
Stab somebody.
Let me see the Louis J. Gomez one.
Louis J. Gomez is not...
He's been training and he's definitely doesn't step down.
But I got to give this guy credit.
This guy was ready to fight anybody.
Oh, shit.
Low kicks.
But why are they fighting?
He made a problem at Lewis's show at Creek in the Cave.
I love that Lewis is down to do this.
Lewis will square up with anybody.
Why is it back enough?
No, it's all right.
It's gone.
Good for Lewis.
He's got that Philly shell, sort of.
No.
Is that a stance?
No.
If his arm was...
No, no, no.
Please don't call the Philly Shard.
It's so disrespectful.
Please don't do it.
It's more of a kung fu-lo.
Yeah, that's...
That's an anime stance.
He's not a way...
He's not well, this guy.
Yeah, like...
You don't think so?
No.
No.
And now it's all just talk about it.
Yeah, the rest is just talk.
Because Lewis was down to fight and he's like, oh, fuck this.
Yeah.
But he did...
He got two good leg kicks on Lewis.
I don't know if he knew what leg kicks were.
They're like low kicks.
Yeah.
It gets bad shit crazy.
He's just not well.
So, will he be...
banned from the...
I would imagine.
They're going to give him a golden ticket.
Yeah.
He's going to be performing at Mass Square Garden now?
Like, what's that?
They got to figure that out.
That ain't good.
That was my second time trying to go over to the Kill Tony thing.
And the second time I've seen a brawl breakout.
That makes sense, though.
You got a bunch of mischiefs, you know, a bunch of misfits.
So if you're all trying to make...
Entertainment and Austin.
Because a real comic wouldn't do that.
No, all the real comics sat at a table just watching.
And they're like, what are we doing?
Except for Jay Legend, who is very funny, who walked into the middle of to break it up with a sword.
That's hilarious.
He's so funny.
Is he?
Yeah, Jay Leonard's.
I love Jay.
Do I, what I know?
He's fucking talented.
Where's he from?
Jay Legend?
He's from, um, I think he's from Atlanta.
Great fucking name.
Oh yeah, dude.
Jay's great, man.
Jay's, I think he's from Atlanta.
Yeah.
I've never met that guy.
Is he from Detroit or Atlanta?
He's just smart.
He looks a little bit like KSI, right?
A little bit.
He's just smart.
He's just one of the smart black.
You're like, it might be Micah Parsons.
Could be that.
Yeah.
Like I said, Dave Chappelle.
Yeah.
He's special, dude.
That's funny.
You've seen Miles Johnson do stand up?
He's another one.
No.
Jimmy Moynihan.
Oh, you know who I saw at the fight was Tony Rock?
Oh, he's great.
The best.
I love Tony.
And I was like, God, wonderful.
Remember me?
I haven't seen him in years from the, and he's like,
shop. I'm like oh thank God
yeah he's great
so I'd be a hot take
Tony might be the funniest of all the rock
brothers when it comes down to like
just a straight kill
have you ever had to follow no thank God
right now Tony's a killer man
monster yeah
so Chris Rock is the most prolific
out of the rock brothers
yeah but Tony's
but Tony's so talented
so fucking talented
he's the real deal I I'm dude I
I mean Joey Diaz close second I'm
I'm not seeing anybody crush harder in the main room.
Really?
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
Every time.
Ever.
Every single time.
There's a lot of Rock brothers here.
There's Jordan Rock, who's my age.
Is that right?
Yeah.
And he made a funny video a while back of him rolling up to Will Smith at a, and then realizing
because unlike Tony, Jordan Rock is probably 5 foot 7, 114 pounds.
And then realizing how much he couldn't do it.
Yeah.
I didn't know there were so many rocks.
There's a lot of them.
They're like the wains.
Yeah, there's a ton of wanes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, there's Jordan.
One, two, three.
Jordan,
and he's the young one.
He's a little older than me.
Yeah.
Damn, there's Brian Rock, Kenny Rock,
Jordan Rock, Charles Rock,
Andre Rock, Chris Rock,
Tony Rock.
Some families are just funny.
Yeah.
This is just a funny fucking family.
Yeah, they're all great.
That's funny, man.
Six boys, by the way.
My brother's just fucking Chris Rock.
the Chris Robb.
Right.
Yeah, but I'd say Jordan,
I mean, Tony, out of all the Rock Brothers,
when it comes to just being a straight killer,
I'm not going to say he has more prolific material.
Well, but he's just never stopped writing,
never stopped performing.
He's just, you know, Chris stopped doing stand-up.
You know, he doesn't do stand-up a lot.
Well, he does a lot of movies.
He does a lot of movies.
No, Chris does stand-up now a lot.
Yeah, he does, but he went to a long period.
To Brian's point, he went straight Hollywood for a little bit.
Well, the thing about Chris,
stayed in it.
Chris stays in it.
People don't know, like, he'll go to.
down to the cellar all the time on a regular basis. But he'll go down there. And what's different
about when you see him at the cellar versus at like an arena, he's literally reading out of a notebook,
not in the Chris Rock voice. Yeah. Chris had, but the thing is like what solidified Chris is a
great comic was bigger, black or black or bolder, right? Or whatever it's called. Probably one of the
best specials of all time. And then then the next one. But after that, it wasn't as though there was
these earth shattering all due respect. He's great.
Well, he did movies.
He had new movies.
Right.
He's very talented.
That might be one of my favorite specials of all time.
He's a savage.
Tony's also a great writer.
He writes on a bunch of...
That was 30 years ago about...
That was...
What year was that?
1999.
Yeah, there you go.
You ever heard the story about him
and he met Martin Lawrence?
Chris Rock?
Yeah.
Because apparently...
Martin Lawrence was a beast.
So he didn't know about a beast comic?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
So he was...
He basically was a big deal.
And Chris was crushed it in New York.
and thought he was like he's like I thought I was hot shit and uh went on the road went to
DC and they're like this guy Martin's gonna host for you and he goes I'm in the green
room and I start hearing a noise coming from the room that I've never heard before
and he's like I'm the cockiest I've ever been at this point and he goes I got he's like I
had to go out there and see we thought he's like is there a fight going on out there and he goes
I walked out there and never seen someone kill so hard and get I got humbled by the host
Martin Lawrence is so prodigiously talented.
He's like, I mean, his comedy was, yeah.
Good luck.
The other guy stopped doing it.
He's coming back to it now, but yeah, he.
Hollywood, he went, he got super, I mean, super famous.
Yeah.
And he went a little crazy, a little, little, had a tough time.
His fame, he's, the guy like that, I feel is such an artist.
And what got him there was the struggle.
And then all of a sudden you take the struggle away and it's like, I don't know.
That's, speaking of funny kids, his, so he's,
His son or his daughter is having a kid with his daughter is married having a kid with Eddie Murphy's kid.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah.
That's two comedy legends.
Are we going to not talk about Epstein?
Yeah.
I think, uh, did you, did you watch that guy in Rogan?
I watched a little of it.
What were your take?
Mike Ben's, you know, he knows his shit.
I talked to Rogan yesterday about it.
He knows his shit and he was just like, because Rogan was asked about Pizza Gate.
he has that's a bad day to be a pizza gate denier i'll say that and rogmy's like why he's like
listen i'm not going to entertain like all the you know all the hoopla with the pizza gate stuff he's
like but if you look through whatever the three million pages there's so many references to kids
and then you know pizza hot dot like all the language we all know about he's like so take that
what you want he's like we have the three million files there's so many references to pizza
what do you take from all of it what i take is thank god you're so bad you're so
of self-promotion because you're the only comic he didn't come see at the Palm Beach Imprope.
Yeah, yeah. And I did the Palm Beach Improft all the time.
Yeah, because in the file, there was never mentioned me.
Three comedians that we know of that he went to go see.
So Whitney, Mark Marin, and Nick DePaolo.
And both, he tried to set up a hang with Mark and with Nick.
Nick politely declined.
and Mark also declined, but hung out, I guess, with Woody Allen.
Yeah, but so.
Because Woody Allen and Epstein came to his show.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Because nobody knew at that point.
No.
So the thing about-
Epstein...
That's why I thank God you were not a good self-promoter.
Yeah.
Because you always bring rich, random people into the fucking green room.
I would have came into the groom and he'd be like, oh, meet Jeff.
I'm like, I don't get it.
I was out of his island.
You would have shut up with a bunch of beautiful women.
You'd be like, you would have brought him in the green room.
room so quick.
So fast.
You bring people who just have some military experience into the green room.
Yeah.
Yeah, every guy.
Every guy would have like, I did a year.
NAM.
Brian's like,
get in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, look.
I fuck out.
You know what I've been like,
this guy looks like a good time.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, you know, look at all the girls.
I've been proud.
Who wouldn't?
Everybody'd be like, oh, bro.
He doesn't show up with girls.
You can bring six of these.
No, no, no.
He's not doing that.
That's not what he does.
He doesn't show up with a bunch of hot girls.
Well, when he said tens, he means years old.
He would always be with girls.
Would he?
No, no, no, not, not that, like, you know, no, no.
What would he do?
No, he didn't come with girls.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't had some random guy coming to my, no, no, me,
there's, there's no way, unless he was.
We both been on the road with me for, why would I have, why would I have that guy?
I don't know, I met this guy at the restaurant last night.
No, no, no, no, right, dude.
Why would I have that guy, like, why?
If he was a Delta Force guy with big muscles, obviously.
You know, that's fair.
That's fair.
If he's a MMA fighter.
Well, no, he's of course.
But if he said he was rich or a billionaire,
how many billionaires does Brian know?
But you wouldn't know he's a billionaire.
You wouldn't know he's a billionaire.
I know some.
I actually have always been,
no,
I'm wary of that shit.
I've always been wary of that.
I'm very wary of that.
I don't,
I don't fuck with that.
I never have.
I think it would have a problem.
No.
I guarantee you.
I don't trust that stuff.
That, when I hear, if you said,
this guy's a billionaire.
If you said that this guy's a billionaire,
because I've had this happen to me, actually.
Oh, guys, he owns a bunch of stuff.
I always just go, I don't trust that because I don't, this.
You don't know Epstein.
You don't know Epstein.
My experience with those guys.
Think about the guys he's conned.
Think about the politicians, smart people.
Dude, smart people.
Here's my take.
You don't think he could squeeze into your green room at the Palm Beach Impro.
Tell me what you did.
If he brought Woody Allen, though, would you have brought?
Of course.
Woody Allen, the legend.
I don't buy all the allegations.
I looked into all that.
I don't buy any of it.
No, I've never looked into it.
I think it's all bullshit with Woody Allen.
I think you got completely fucking railroad.
Not a hot take.
Well, no, he married the Woody Al?
Yeah, it's the worst take.
Well, no, he definitely married the daughter.
Yeah, but he didn't know her, but she was also 25, 30 at the time.
Yeah, dude, super young.
30, a full grown woman.
Not when they met.
Yeah, they were.
Bring it up, Chin.
No, that was his daughter.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he was the stuff.
It was, it was Mia Farrow's a.
It was Mia Farrow's a.
adopted kid that he never lived with and had never been any time and then he was in a bad
divorce with her so it's weird it's a little weird i'm gonna sound dumb matter who you you you don't
can't do that you don't want to defend what you can't do that you don't want to do that no i defend him
i think no no i do she she's a scumbag she's a terrible she's a terrible person have you looked into her
have you looked into her have you ever seen how many kids that she adopted committed suicide they're her
what she's been accused of by her own children.
The fact that he was cleared by two investigations.
She, this was a, look, this is the bottom line.
She dated.
She, hey, Woody, you can't date your ex's stepdaughter.
She's going to go nuclear.
And that's what she did.
Oh, by the way, I should remind everybody,
if you look at the thing with Mia Farrow,
they said through Alan Dershowitz,
give us, I think, $20 million, and we will go away.
Oh, wait.
So wait, wait a minute.
So there's a price.
There's a price to molest to your daughter.
Is that what you're saying?
So if you knew somebody had done something to your daughter, really knew.
They died.
Wait, but they said, we'll give you $20,000 to $20,000 to shut up.
Would you shut up?
I would never shut up.
There's not a money.
There's no monetary value on that.
No.
You're going to jail and I'm out and scorching the earth, right?
Any parent would do that.
No, she didn't.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Alistra Bostberg did a whole thing on this.
Look at the court.
Oh, no, give us $20 million and we'll go away.
And Woody Allen said, no, no fucking way.
I'm not paying hush money for something I didn't do.
You can't date your stepdaughter.
But we shouldn't be, let's move on from that.
She was also 21.
By the way, though, you can't do that.
No, we don't want to defend that, Bubba.
You can't.
I'm trying to help you out here.
You don't want to defend that.
You can't do that.
I'm just saying.
That's frowned upon in most cultures.
Well, it's not that it's frowned upon most cultures.
Don't do that to your ex-wife because you're, that's not.
You can't do that.
I agree with you.
Don't bang your friends girl.
Don't bang, here a couple things.
Don't bang your friend's girl.
Don't have sex with your ex-wife's stepdaughter.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
Yeah, you're a piece of shit.
Now, by the way, they're still married.
Got a bunch of kids.
Bottom line is, it is.
Even if he didn't know her from her when she was a kid,
that's still such a dark move.
Yeah, you never met her.
You know, he never, it is, but it is.
But listen, I don't, I don't.
I don't want to get into that.
Yeah.
Fuck all that.
What I'm trying to say is this.
What we're about to say about the Epstein thing?
So my thing with Epstein is this.
It's so, as I'm, I haven't, I haven't done a deep dive in any of this shit.
Well, I start sending you some shit.
Yeah.
My thing, my thing about all this is like, oh, wait, this, this dude was a good at helping
you cheat on your taxes, whatever.
He had something about that.
Second of all, he went, he probably went, oh, wait, nerds want to get laid and they
cheat on their wives, no matter how.
how rich and powerful they are.
Here's a plane and a fucking island.
So,
what about all the young kids?
It sounds like he was a,
just,
he was a pim to nerds.
What about the young kid,
though?
He had a penchant
for like 14,
15 and 60.
And so did some other very famous.
Well,
there's a lot of emails,
like,
well,
there's email saying,
really enjoyed that young,
the nine-year-old,
what was it,
nine-year-old Brazilian?
What?
Yeah.
And there's,
wait,
and there's,
wait,
and there's,
wait,
they said,
they said,
really enjoyed the young ones.
Who said that?
Yeah.
There's, it's all in the files.
What?
There's a bunch of talk about kids.
That's where it gets weird.
No.
So here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
This is why if you're featured in the Epstein files for so long, it's not that you,
you're trying to get late.
It's because, hold on, let me see this for a second.
It's because you, this guy was fucking with 14 year olds.
Okay.
So sorry.
And you got.
There's some nine year olds in there.
Yeah, there's even younger.
Hold on.
I'll go to chat after this.
Hey, she was 14, guys.
Can you get the.
right? Oh no, this is just one example. Dude, there's just one. So many. Yeah.
Brian, I mean, come on. She was 14. What is your take? What the fuck is going on?
Woody Allen and now you're a fan of the movie. Woody Allen's a very different story.
Woody Allen's totally, it's weird. You're dating your steps on it's still, it's still legal.
I'm with you. Sure. It's sure. It's still when frown upon is what I'm saying though.
Of course. But don't, you can't compare his his terrible take and taste on a 21 year old. If you're fucking with kids,
you are, it's over.
All of it's fucking weird.
Well, no.
All of it's fucking weird.
What's not weird is, is really powerful men like Bill Gates going to an island and cheating on their wives.
That ain't weird.
That ain't weird.
That's been going on forever.
He denied all of it today.
Of course, but I'm saying, I'm reading, what I'm saying is that for the most part,
it looks like that was the operation here, right?
Well, it looks like the operation, right?
It was a brothel, basically, right?
He was a worker for Mossad.
and what happened is
that's where we're getting, right?
Well, that's basically what's happening
and people wonder how did he get so rich
and it's kind of easy for if you're working
for the country itself for them to be
embezzling money
and washing laundering money.
So he was basically just, I mean technically
a pawn for them to basically get
because you can't just like hire Bill Clinton.
I think Kofi Zola was talking about this
where he was like, you can't just hire Bill Clinton
you can't just hire these people.
So what he did was get dirt on them.
Get them.
Now you're in a,
yeah,
now you're,
we don't,
like,
I'm not going to say whether I know or don't know if they showed up there
knowing it was a kid.
Like some of them,
it seems like they knew.
Bill Clinton,
if you go,
you know,
it's a 14 year old.
Listen,
no,
no,
I'm not saying,
like they showed up to the island going,
they probably thought there's going to be girls.
Like a rich guy party.
Like they don't know about them.
Right.
One time I get it.
One time they'd probably get me.
But when you go back.
When you're like Bill Gates and.
Bill Clinton, when you're there 20 times?
Like, but, oh, but, but here, hey, hey, hey, can I give you a, can I give you a, just a little take as a new, a guy in New York?
I wasn't in the scene.
I wasn't famous, but I saw, I saw, like, you would see, this is how things worked in New York City.
If you were a famous athlete, if you were a fucking big time financier, if you were had any celebrity, um, all those modeling agencies were essentially a,
conduit.
Raffles, yeah.
It's not even that they were, they were just really hot.
And you were, you went to, you went, you got into clubs and you met those guys.
Yes.
And there was a whole arrangement.
I mean, there's different.
Oh, by the way, here's the other thing nobody talks about.
And I love it.
But I'm a little older.
When you were a 16 year old model, my wife was a big model, my first wife.
She went to New York, I think, but she was 13 because there was so much money to be made.
Hey, parents.
Do better.
Okay.
No, her parents were awesome, but her mom would be there with her.
Her mom would be there because she knew.
But please understand that those, the stories, I'm sure, by the time you're 13,
by the time you're 16 back then in the 90s, the 80s and 90s, and let me tell you
something.
You think those clubs were looking at IDs?
Here's my fake ID.
They would provide you with one here.
I can actually say that for a fact.
I know girls that they're models that in New York City, the clubs would actually employ
them. So what they would do is actually give them room and board to just, that was their job,
is to show up to the clubs and be just the hot girl at the club. Of course. My, my, my, not to the,
I'm hopefully nothing I'm saying. When I met my first wife, she was, they called her the iron door.
Like somebody said, that's the iron door. Nobody gets in that door. It was pretty cool. That's,
that's a hot nickname. It's a hot nickname. Because you're not getting in, right? The point is, is that
there was a world when you were a top model in New York. You,
were in, you immediately were in that elite circle of the most powerful men in the world.
Hamptons, parties at the Hamptons. And again, let me just say this again, everybody, but why are
they there? You think they're there to talk business? No, no, it's all sex. No, you're sucking me
on. But by the way, please understand. That's why they're there. If you think that 15 and 16 year old
models that were, who were also on the cover of this, that and the other,
thing people like Kate Moss.
Do you think back in the 90s, anybody
was checking ID? Do you think back in
the 90s? Anybody was saying, hey,
that girl like she's 15. I hate
to tell everybody. I hate to tell.
But the order of the day, that was a creepy
era. It was a creepy fucking era. There's a song, she's only
17. Calvin Klein's models were
15 and 16, dude.
It's like, so.
Yeah, but this is also 2000s though, to be.
Even then, even then before, before
everyone's, here's what I will say. I'm not saying.
I don't like this take either, dude.
I'm just telling you how it was.
I'm not making excuses for it.
I'm with you. I'm not making excuses for it.
I'm saying, I don't know, but I'm going to bring two six.
When there's 12, 13, 14, I've been around.
I'm not that old.
If I went to a party and I see a fucking 12 year.
Check please.
How about this?
I kill it.
I'm not giving me like, oh, man, she has a fake guy.
I'm going to give you two.
This is the time.
No, no, no.
No, what I'm trying to say is this.
What I'm trying to say is this.
Obviously, if you see a 13, 14, 15, get the, 16.
You'd be like, you'd be like, what the fuck are we doing here?
here's what I'm trying to say.
I think they knew, right.
The majority of those girls who were models, who came to New York as as young as 13,
who were supposed to be looked over, okay?
I promise you, probably 50 to 60 percent of them have a story about how they were 16
dating a 32-year-old, how they were 16 dating a 45-year-old.
You know why?
because it was fucking accepted.
It's not the New York parties that are in question or the Palm Beach parties.
It's what goes on on that island.
That's where it gets.
No, I'm just trying to tell you guys that nobody's talking about the fact that this shit was so, like I'm, if anybody's surprised by this, I guess I was alive when it was happening.
And I'm sure you could agree with, I heard Pierce Morgan made it take where he said, pre-2008, he said people didn't know because he wasn't, he was
never charged.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you went there before that, they might have thought he was just a party.
Yeah.
But after 2008, if you're still requesting to go to his island after he just did time, which
sketchy, sketchy, there's a five-year mandatory sentence on what he did.
Yes.
And he only did six months of probation, which is sketchy.
There were 40 witnesses, most of them underage about this guy.
Like Elon Musk asking to go to the island afterwards, sketchy, right?
Yeah, I, again, I don't know.
of those people. I thought, did he, Elon didn't go to the island, I thought. He didn't, so that's the funny thing.
They communicate then Elon turned it down. I think his name is Mark Saylor, who's the guy with the Bitcoin guy.
Yeah. Both of them were, we're seen as not fun enough to come to the island.
Which is funny because Stephen Hawking was allowed, but they're like fucking,
these autistic weirdos are going to make this real. They're not a good time. He was probably
looked at by most people back then as the guy who had the inn with all the hottest.
girls in New York. That's how he marketed himself, right?
Pre-2008, you could say that. Now you've got an island. If you get on the plane of the island,
and I don't know, because also the people they're dealing with, you mentioned anybody,
nobody has a problem getting chicks. Like when I was single and if he came here,
I was like, hey, I got all these chicks. I'm like, yeah, I got chicks in L.A., dude.
Yeah. What were you talking about? So all the guys he's talking about, no one struggled with
getting chicks. You know what I'll say? That's not a very good angle. That's actually,
That's actually a really good take, and here's why.
Because if you're a billionaire, I've seen,
so I've been to clubs in New York where it's even just millionaires,
where there's actual, like, remember one time,
Leonardo DiCaprio, granted it's Leo,
but this happens all the time with girls who, like,
with rich people.
There was actually cattle calls for Leonardo de Caprio,
where the club would find all the...
I saw it with my own eyes.
So that's why I'm not buying that they had to go to an island to get pussy.
No, no, no, but so, no, guys, you're missing it.
it's the reason they go to an island is because they're married and already public and people are watching
you still don't have to do that though i think it's too much of a comment they did they did both
they did both they did both like i think i want to call my first wife right now and ask her i want to
ask her one question i want to say do it when you were 16 do it was it hard to get into a club she was a
big model but of course not yeah but she she has she's got such an inside look on this stuff watch this
But I don't think it's the, like even 16-year-olds are getting in the club now.
I was not a hot 16-year-old girl, and I was able to get into New York City nightclubs at 16 years old.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
And so guess what?
But what's the argument be?
People would go, oh, she must be amazing.
She's in this club.
Right?
That's what would happen.
Yeah, but what's that have to do with Epstein and trafficking in young women?
I'm just telling you that young women were trafficked as an order of the day back in the day.
So, like, it's, again, don't be surprised that this shit was.
happening. Don't be surprised. It's, it was, people weren't even talking about it. I'm not as surprised.
I think it's fucked up. But that it happened. I mean, because we've all been hearing about it for a while.
But I will say the people that, the fact that is famous Prince, like, famous Andrew. Prince Andrew.
Like, it was an underage girl. Yeah. Like, and there's pictures of them with her, which is. Yes, dude.
Or Bill Clinton in the hot tub with a young girl. Like, correct. None of that's normal. Mm-hmm. Like, like, I
I don't, and I'm trying to say to you, Bob, is back in the day.
No, I know you keep saying that back in the day.
But even today they do.
It was, it was socially accepted.
That's what nobody's talking about.
What was socially accepted?
What was socially accepted?
Girls being in a club?
So if you were 40 back then and you showed up with an 18 year old and you were,
and you walked into a room, that was socially acceptable.
If you, if you, I'm, I'm going to say this.
I think this is the case.
If you were like some famous actor and you show up with a top model,
who happened to have been 16, 17, back in the day in the 90s,
I guarantee nobody said shit.
You know what they said?
Ah, they do it in Europe.
I'm just telling you, that's how that shit went down, man.
That's how that shit went down.
And it's fucked up.
I mean, to what you're saying, Jerry Seinfeld, what?
How old was his girlfriend?
Oh, there you go.
She was 19.
I think she was younger.
And I'm not trying to defend what you're saying because I'm like, I,
who's defending it?
I'm not defending it.
I'm telling you what happened.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, like, I'm not.
defending it. I'm telling you what was always going on. I'm telling you back in the day,
as crazy as it sounds to us, we have all short memories. I'm old enough to remember in the 90s.
You would see some famous dude in his 30s and he'd be with a girl and I don't know.
How old was she? 17 and nobody bad at a fucking eye. And that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not as worried
about like the what they did in New York, what they did in Palm Beach. It's like the stuff that
they did on the islands is like 13, 14.
Fucked up.
Yeah, dude.
Beyond.
Yeah, it's called pedophilia.
Yeah.
It's beyond fucked up.
My thing, too, with the whole pedophilia.
That's why you went to jail.
Well, for a very short sentence.
Yeah, well, that was the worst part about it.
But with the whole pedophilia stuff, like the, like, how, why are so many people in
Hollywood in powerful positions so into fucking kit?
What's the fuck's wrong with them?
That's what I don't understand.
I have no idea.
Is it, is it a, do you know any, like, do you know any, like, do you know, do you know any
one who's like, dude, I don't know what it is.
These kids.
No.
I like to never.
In your entire life, have you ever met someone who's into fucking kids?
But I'd like to,
I'd like to believe it's very rare still.
Like,
I'd like to believe.
I don't think so at that elite level.
There's too much,
look at all these young kids.
But you also see so many people coming out.
Like, how many people have talked about this for years?
Like Mel Gibson talking about exactly this.
And everyone just saw him as just like a fucking,
a bad shit crazy.
A bad shit crazy.
Mel Gibson shouted from the rooftops.
Like Hollywood elites,
fucking into kids, man.
And he's been saying it for years.
Look up, but from the, in the 90s, the most, the widest age gaps between men and women
in movies and in real life.
How would you say that?
Like, what was the biggest age gap?
Well, you don't know now.
Yeah, but at least those women are 30 or 25.
That's a different thing I'm talking about.
I'm talking about you had movies where the girl was 1617.
Yeah, Clint Eastwood.
Clint was back in the day.
all that shit man
in relationships
yeah
the pizza gate stuff is that's weird right
what's that so like when someone
like the Woody Allen thing like that's
like morally
well we all go like this we all go
oh dude like what are you trying to get back
at your ex-wife like you can't do that but when you see the emails
like I really enjoyed the young one last night she was so
a naughty little girl like you're like
make me so yo what the fuck bro
yeah but all of us
guys if we so if we found out that somebody we knew was let's be careful let's be careful what
okay i don't know where you're going this i don't know i'm about to leave dude i can't be part of this you guys
have to like you guys are misconstring what i'm saying no dude did you hear that he was talking about
yeah if you found that out if you found out that one of us was dating a 16 year we go like
what the fuck are you what the fuck are you doing if you showed up with an 18 year old if i showed up
with an 18 year old. You guys would be like, yeah, it's legal, but dude, it's fucking weird, man.
Come on. Like, all right, so. See, these don't work.
39 years. Yeah, but she was 30. 30. It's fine. It's also Catherine Zeta Jones.
Harrison Ford and H. Yeah, but she was 30. No, this isn't going to work. Yeah.
Ah, there you go. Now, no, she was 22. He was 40. Yeah. That's fine.
Well, whatever Jerry Seinfeld was with that girl lived in.
I was sure she was 18 or 19.
How old was she was still in high school?
They started dating.
She was still a senior in high school.
Oh, that's tough.
If you're picking a girl from high school.
This is,
and your Porsche, you're a fucking.
Well, no, but hold on.
Let's watch this, watch this.
17 year old Shoshana Lohenstein.
There you go.
Now, hold on.
Hold on.
When he was 38.
So that's older than me with a high school girl.
Now, to my point, thank you very much.
Now, Shoshana Lohenstein.
Have you ever seen what she looked like?
she was so blown out. It was crazy.
What do you mean blown out? She was like, bring her up when she was 17.
It was like, my friend, my friend was there and he was like, man alive.
Now, she was 17. Brian, I love you. Stop it.
No, I'm saying, I'm saying she was 17. She was 17 and he was 39.
And what would happen right now? We'd all be like, are you out of your mind?
Guess what? Nobody bad at a fucking eye. Nobody batted an eye, everybody.
It's a huge deal now.
oh I'm sorry but hold it hold it and what to my point everybody is not the fucking
nobody said a thing not even the fucking not even the fucking um there's no social media
media though it I'm just saying not the New York times why didn't anybody say excuse me
you had the biggest show in the 90s because he had the biggest show in the 90s
whatever it that please explain why nobody was like are you out of your fucking my daughter 17 dude
if I saw my daughter with a 40 year old
you know I that's
I would lose my shit
but nobody said
I don't know she looks like a little girl that that's kind of crazy
yeah yeah
and that was that was the most beloved man in America
and nobody batted a fucking eye
well he's getting a fucking torch for it now
is he though yeah online
every time a Jerry Seinfeld's a billion he comes up
you know he's like that's the whole comment section
no but what I'm so so what I'm trying to say is
I don't approve of it
I have a problem with it.
Okay.
I don't think it's fucking,
I think it's nuts.
I understand why now we go,
excuse me,
that girl was not mentally or emotionally.
Yeah,
but again,
when you reference it,
you're still talking about
Hollywood like celebrities.
Oh, no,
in the real world,
I don't know if that's normal.
Oh, no,
in the real world,
it was 100% the norm.
In the real world,
girls were getting,
back in the day,
would get married at 16 to a 40-year-old.
and that was all over the place.
Now, am I advocating for that?
No, fucking no, I'm not.
What I'm trying to say is
that that shit was done all the time.
And when you saw girls who were 17
with a 40-year-old in a club
like Jerry Seinfeld and Lonstien,
whatever her name was,
nobody fucking batted an eye.
So you're saying with Epstein,
he was just doing what they did back in the day.
I'm not saying, no, Epstein had sex with 14-year-olds,
okay, so fuck that guy or whatever.
But what you're saying,
so take out the,
minors.
Yeah.
When they're 17, 18, 19, and then older.
You're just saying he was doing what they were.
I'm saying that in, I'm saying that there are more women than not who were models who were in New York who have a story about being 16 and dating a 40 year old.
And that's a fact.
And you know why I know that?
Saw it.
All of us did.
Nobody even, nobody talked about it, but it was like, well, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on there.
that was European that was always the case so what's the what's the what's the
caveat is like what is the caveat is I just think it's interesting that that
that we have to have that conversation and I think that it's really it's a good thing
now that we all go hey man I don't think you and I think the reason we do that I think
now the reason we go that's not right is because it never really works out for the
girl because the girl's 17 but the guy's 40 and we know
why the guys be i think even back then the majority of normal people said that ain't right back then
though there was one caveat back then it was usually um the girl was married and she had a kid by then
she was 18 and then they were together forever so somehow as a society we all went okay that's kind
of how that goes yeah because that girl got manipulated very easily yeah but now but but now in our
world when guys are just when when you see a dude who's 40 with a 17 year old are are they together
for their conversation, no.
Chances are...
You really don't see it, though, because it's illegal.
It's also illegal.
Well, 17 is actually legal, I guess, in some states.
From my, look up, we're 17, then there's parental stuff.
There's all kinds of weird shit.
In marriage, me?
18. Don't say 17, 18.
No, 17 in some states, right?
I think just Connecticut, Bubba.
Whatever the case, there's, it's still super...
Again, again, you're talking to a guy with a 17-year-old daughter.
That's young.
It's fucking young.
Yeah, no shit. I don't condone any of it.
But I'm saying, but I'm the best.
letter point be 18 because 18's legal everywhere. Yeah. So if you saw somebody with a 40 of,
wow, look at 16, 17 or 18. Hey, this is weird we're looking this up. Yeah. Jen's going to get flagged.
I'm not, I'm not, this is not weird that we're looking up. What I'm trying to say is that
it's fucked up and it was fucked up then. In Washington is 16. Now and I'm saying, Washington,
get it to fuck together. That's fucking weird. Yeah. There you go. That's fucking weird. I mean,
Isn't it weird?
That's disgusting.
And so I think what happened though is people go...
Bro, 16 is a junior in high school.
Did you think that was the case in this country?
It is.
That's nuts.
I think what's legal and what's actually right is so far away from each other because that's disgusting.
Well, I think it goes back to back in the day or something.
I don't know, but like, it was just, it was, I think my, like...
Shit, there's a lot, dude.
I think my grandmother was literally married by the time she was 16.
like on my father's side, I think.
Well, your grandmother was born, what, in the 18?
Yeah, I mean, back in the, yeah, I mean, back then with like war and shit,
they didn't have a ton of time.
Yeah.
It was different time.
And the age to, what do people live to like 60 back then?
Like 24.
I mean, Europe, Europe, you would see it all the time.
13 by age, consent to have sex?
Fuck.
I wonder if it's for younger people to have sex with younger.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All of it makes feel sick.
But I'm just saying it's a very,
fucking uncomfortable thing.
I'm just saying,
I love how everybody's now waking up to it.
Wait,
go back to New York.
Thank God.
We're not as fucking weird as the rest of you guys.
You guys are still fucked though with Mondani.
He'll change that real fast.
Have you seen him with Epstein?
Well, his mom had connection.
I will get, okay, I am not a mom-dani fan.
If you defend Madani, I swear to God,
I'm leaving this.
I'm not a mom-dani fan.
I don't, I mean,
everything he said, right?
He's that guy who in high school ran as the class president, promising pizza parties, and you can't get pizza parties.
Here's my, here's my ex.
Let's just have a conversation with her about how fucked up that world was.
No, we all know.
We're all in agreement, B.
Hello.
Now, you were a big model in New York.
Oh my God.
Shut up.
I know, but you were a big model in New York.
Shut up.
And how old were you when you first went to New York?
Who's there from Paris?
26 when I met you, so maybe, I don't know, 24.
Okay, so did you know girls who were as young as 16 who were modeling in New York?
Not New York, but overseas, yes.
Overseas.
And those, okay, and so it went, when in New York, we were talking about this
absolute thing, right?
This obscene thing.
I was invited to that item.
You were invited?
Get the fuck out of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was friendly with David Copperfield, and he was kind of in on it.
So.
I remember when...
I was invited and I was asked to bring six girls.
Were they?
How old were they?
I was not given an age range.
I did not go.
Yeah.
Because I could smell that it was awful.
But the FBI actually called me, remember, when they were investigating David?
It was weird.
Yeah, I remember that very well, actually.
Are you in a bathroom?
No, I'm worried.
I'm worried.
in my sweatshirt. What I'm trying to say is that New York was a messed up place for a long time.
And there was a lot of, there's awesome. What's that? I mean, yeah, I messed up.
It was messed up. Well, Pete, when you were a young model like you, the whole world opened up, right?
I mean, you basically had carp launch everywhere, right? Yeah, sure. And the most powerful men in the
world were always at those parties, right? Yeah, I called them checkbooks. You called them checkbooks.
Yeah. And that's how, that's, and there was, and with the most, and with the most, and the most, and the most, and
modeling agencies, and you were with a big modeling agency, it was always, there was almost like
this connection where when you guys had a runway show or whatever, all those men were there,
and then there was a party and that's how everybody would meet everybody, right?
Yeah, there were the parties, yeah.
Mostly at Lotus Night Club, that was a good one.
The Lotus Night Club?
Lotus, yeah.
Yeah.
And so-
I'm not getting anyone in the problem?
What's happening?
No, we're on a podcast, but I was just trying to say that New York back in the day was a, it was all
sex for sale.
all insanity. Mostly Europe.
Mostly Europe. Because like when I
lived in Milan, girls who
weren't actually booking jobs
would book a job in Dubai,
and it would be like six of them at a time.
And I remember I got jealous.
Like I was like, I came into my booker and I was like,
I want to go to Dubai. And she was like, you don't
want to go to Dubai. You know,
it's not actually, they
just had dinners with a bunch of like,
I don't know, sheiks or whatever. It was really
awful. Yeah, just dinners.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you always were able to stay out of that because they called you the Iron Door.
I remember that.
I remember that.
All right.
I would only date people three times because on the third time, you're kind of expected to have sex.
So I would just be like, it's been grand.
I know, you did.
Somehow you disgusting got in.
All right.
Take it easy.
All right.
Hi, Amanda.
Thank you very much.
You're very welcome.
I.
Well, that backfired.
24.
She goes, never in America, Brian.
Never.
No, that was all in Europe.
Well, she just took my story.
My story in blood and blood, but she was all, she got, how about that?
I didn't know she got her to fight a South Island.
Like, you know.
She was of age.
She was 24.
Also, fuck David Copperfield.
She said he was really nice, actually.
I mean, it was just, but I guess he got into trouble with some other stuff,
allegedly, but got cleared.
I don't know.
But yeah, I remember the FBI did call our house and wanted to talk to her about that.
It was interesting.
Never been a fan of him.
I don't know anything about the guy.
I'm a big magic guy.
Not a big fan.
No.
David Blaine, that's a magician.
Yeah, he's a badass.
Yeah, man.
I don't know, guys.
I'm just, uh, I guess that kind of.
Nuked your whole argument.
More Europe.
No, no, no.
Never in New York.
Never, Ryan.
I own Europe and weird shit.
it would go down.
Yeah.
All right.
Well.
That's hilarious.
You thought she'd call her to talk about Epstein while wearing a bathrobe.
Yeah.
What's this, Jen?
What I was thinking about Tom Donnie, let me just clear that up.
Yeah.
Not a fan of his politics.
I think he's a bullshit artist.
I think he's a guy that's never worked an actual job in his life.
As far as connection to Epstein, his mom's connected to Epstein.
He lived in buildings owned by Epstein.
But I can't.
I'm not going to guilt someone who isn't in it.
He's a kid.
Because he was a kid.
You know what I mean?
Well, Epstein knew a lot of people who were like scientists and stuff like that.
So because you were, you knew him doesn't mean you were, because you were in a picture with him doesn't mean you were fucking.
No, just because his mom was close with him doesn't mean he benefits at all for.
No, no.
I don't know.
I'm not saying about that.
No, no.
Epstein was close to a lot of academics.
Yeah.
It's just, it's probably just a picture.
That's it.
You know, he became mayor of New York.
This guy, this guy took a lot of pictures.
We took a ton of pictures.
I will say this.
There's only a few 12-year-olds.
I am not a fan of his at all.
But I can't, anybody who's in Epstein Falls post-2008, you're a fucking dirtbag.
You're a fucking scumbag.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Epstein was a dirtbag, okay?
Scumbag.
But what if you didn't know?
So post-2008, when you know that the most high-profile guy
in both New York City.
They didn't know.
Howdy, come on.
They got team.
I have a fucking,
I have a manager who would tell me
if someone was a pedophile
and I'm a nobody.
No, but that case was sealed, remember?
So most people didn't know until later.
That whole thing, remember,
the case was sealed.
It was thrown out.
So we didn't have social media or Google.
We didn't have that.
You didn't, how were you going to find that out?
The fucking dude, you know,
all of a sudden, he does this little stint,
keeps it hush, hush.
Now he's back in the fold.
He's back in the mix, right?
People at that level talk, though.
I don't think anybody found it until, like, what,
2016?
When did he get arrested?
Wait, B, so you don't,
you think the majority of people
had no idea?
I think most of them didn't have any idea at all.
I think that's their alibi.
How would they know? How would they know?
Because people talk.
Yeah.
You think at that level, those circles talk?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do, but I don't know if,
I don't know.
Especially to get to the level,
most of those politicians are at and shit?
Hold on.
It's the same green.
Unraith following.
I'm trying to go plead,
he pleaded guilty.
That's when that young girl stuff happened.
Oh, he's rested in 2019.
Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of people met him.
So if you meet a guy like that, right,
are you going to immediately go,
I wonder if he has a criminal record.
He's hanging out with all his people, right?
I mean...
So I'm, if I'm a high profile guy, right?
Yeah.
I'm not.
You know, I'm a comedian on Instagram.
But I would want my team,
if I am a high profile guy to do a background check on anybody who I'm going to be doing business
with.
Yes.
Right?
Especially you invite you to a random island.
Like, yeah.
That's, yeah, who you fucking Peter Pan?
So you think, oh, I see.
That's literally the, you're saying people like Clinton and stuff had to have known.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
When was Clinton on that plane?
How many?
Which time?
After 2008?
Or was he on?
Right.
When he first was on there?
Tons.
Like Bill Gates and Clinton, they, those guys, I would imagine, have people that check
these things out. Yeah. Yeah.
So let's see when they were on it.
See, early.
Early.
Early. Before that.
Interesting.
But he went back multiple times.
What's that?
If he's gone... I know, but that was in 2002, 2003.
But I'm saying he's probably one of those people that had shit happened to him.
And what's crazy is if shit happened to him where you could get blackmailed,
whatever, and you go back on your own free will, you know what's.
going on if you've been to the island, right? So there's no justification for that.
I'm saying though if he went in 2002, 2003, Bill Clinton, because he was banging girls,
you know, probably pros, right? That's, that he got caught in 2008. But what we're learning
is people on this island are doing shit that they know. The reason, I'm going to assume the reason
why Bill Clinton didn't go to his New York penthouse is because what's going on on that island is
obviously being used to do shit that you wouldn't be able to get away with in the States.
No.
Or you're just on an island where you can have sex, where you can cheat on your wife and nobody's around.
You can cheat on your wife in New York City.
Right.
But, you know, I'm sure.
Especially the magnitude of those things.
I'm sure there was a whole way of getting away from all that when you're Bill Clinton
and everybody's watching every move you make, right?
That's what I'm trying to say.
Like the Lulita Express, whatever the fuck they called this plane.
It's like you can go to an island and get your freak on.
And that's why they went there.
Alita is from a book called Lolita by Navakoff, which is about a nine-year-old girl.
It's about a pedophile and a, a relationship between pedophile and a nine-year-old girl.
It's a fucking red flag.
That's a red flag.
He didn't call it that, but I guess they, you know, the press.
Okay.
But what I'm, here's the thing.
So who, after 2008, what, who was hanging with him, you know?
well Elon Musk tried to get to his island he's there's a you got him you got there's a there's a
hefty amount of people who were trying to hang out with them yeah my question is back then was it was
was it is it possible they didn't know that he had been that's what Elon Musk is trying to say yeah
what else would they say but what would you say we're just we're just we're just we're
got me but my my problem with this whole argument is you're talking about some of the most
powerful, smart people in the world.
You think they're that naive.
They all go to this island.
Just nobody knew.
Just everyone's like, what's this?
Oh, I think none of them would be dumb enough to be with a fucking pedophile.
Dude, you know what happened.
So watch this.
If you're Bill Gates, the highest profile person, Bill Clinton.
He was with.
And you know that a guy who did time as a pedophile has a party.
Would you go anywhere near that motherfucker?
I think Bill Clinton would.
That guy would.
Come up the guy guys.
Dick sucks in the noble office?
think they got as morals?
You think that guy's looking into it?
I don't think he has morals.
I'm saying,
I don't think you give the fine fuck
and there's no social media.
Dude, you know now from a purely self-reservation.
You would go.
You know now from word of mouth
that there's been two fights at Giltony.
These are just open my comedians
and you're a high-profile comic in Austin.
You don't think that high-profile people
know what's going on in their circles.
Absolutely.
That's what I,
that's my thing.
Yeah.
Did he have a,
did he had a record, right, after this?
So that would have to be something that you
could look up in a in a background check.
So, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I, that's, that's indefensible.
If you, if they knew and you hung out with them, obviously, you know, that's indefensible.
My guess is, my guess is just because, not because they're good people, but because
you'd be crazy to expose yourself to that.
If just from a self-preservation point of view, none of them knew.
That's what I would say, though, right?
Why would you ever spend time?
I don't know. What do you mean?
I just, I used that defense. I have no clue.
No, but I just came. I thought it was an island.
I think he'd be persona non grata if the minute that anybody knew about that.
Didn't Trump ban him from Marlago?
Yeah, I don't know if that's pre or post.
Yeah, he might have, they might have, I'm sure, I'm sure the rumors were this guy's always with really young girls.
Either way, either way, he's a scumbag. He's a fucking scumbag.
before but what do you think so what's your take on this my take is really powerful people
from all over the world that's not even just a u.s thing it's the elite of the elite like the people
that said pizza gate was bullshit like those people like I used to call them crazy because I
used to be like oh what a fucking yeah I always like because I love a good conspiracy but when I would
hear things like that I would be like okay that's people taking things to a crazy extent now
I'm like, there's proof of it in the emails.
Like these people who are at the top level who,
these people in these circles talk,
they know each other, right?
Billionaires know each other.
Especially if they're pedophiles,
they have to have somebody else cover for them.
If your taste is kids,
then you find other people whose taste is kids.
And it's weird that it's a lot of these really powerful people.
And it happens on all different levels.
I haven't followed this.
My question to you is this.
How many names are attached to?
kids, not
not women.
It's stuff to figure out.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, again.
Because they'll use the name like Bill,
the blank out the rest of the kid.
Bill having sex with,
you know,
Bill,
whoever all these guys having sex with,
with women of age,
not surprising, of course.
You know it's kind of crazy?
That's not news to me.
So Trump's names in it a couple thousand times,
Barack Obama's names in a couple thousand times.
They all sold out to Mossad,
you know,
because of all that shit.
Trump's names in it.
more times than...
But Joe Biden,
not in it at all,
sold out to Mossad
just for the love of the game.
Didn't get any perks.
Yeah,
no perks.
When you say sold out to Massad,
what do you mean?
Like doing,
like bidding for Israel
and getting involved
and shit over there
that, you know,
isn't Israel's like...
You mean that's in the...
That's in all the emails?
There's nothing about Joe Biden in there.
Biden's like,
what the fuck?
There's a...
He's like,
I'm just gonna fuck up the world
for no fucking reason.
I just haven't...
I only get my information
from people on Instagram
when they talk
about it but i've been off instagram you gotta be on x x is where all the drops
yeah i've been the past fucking because my girl's out of town so i've been home just watching
dragon ball z in the background with fucking just watching all the drops on twitter
and like the george w bush thing fucking crazy yeah explain that fucking crazy like i i'd
from what it said in there it said that i don't know if you want you want to pull it up what is it
i don't want to miss quote but what i would look at that jroman
Roger W. I'll actually send it to you.
So you could pull it up.
I guess for me, I just can't believe people are this fucked up.
I can, I know I'm naive.
I just can't believe people are this fucked up.
And I can't believe they get away with it for so long.
Like, that's kind of what I'm saying.
Just send it to you.
I can't believe you think all those people didn't know.
I just can't believe that they knew and kept hanging out with them.
Like, I just can't understand that.
because I don't know anybody in my circle
that would hang out with somebody.
Yeah, of course, our fucking circle.
But you know what I'm saying?
Think about these scumbags
that become politicians?
I think Bill Clinton's a good guy.
Tell me the guy who accused of rape in Arkansas.
That guy?
Oh, well, no.
And then the guy gets his sucking novel office.
I'm not defending.
Or Bill Gates is a piece of shit.
You're talking about some real skunk bags.
Read just the headline of this, right?
So hold on.
Where is this email from?
Here's the headline.
This is from the FOJ drop.
The DOJ 3 million.
And this is an email
from to who to who.
This is so dark.
This is so dark.
They redacted.
They redacted the names.
Zoom in though, Chansom we'll read it.
No, but they wanted to talk about the title.
So it says,
Mel Epstein victim was allegedly raped by President Bush
and witnessed a baby being dismembered.
Now, if something like that's happening,
don't you think that maybe word gets around?
You know what I mean?
Rogan talked about this on the podcast, too.
So while I was on this yacht, he witnessed African-American males having sex with white blind females, all of whom were bleeding during intercourse.
He was a victim of type of ritualistic sacrifice in which his feet were cut with a skimitar, which is a curve.
But left no scarring.
Well, on the yacht, he witnessed babies being dismembered.
Their intestines removed in individuals eating the feces from his intestines.
Hold on.
He was also raped by George Bush.
One.
W is that.
Are we,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm like,
what is this?
Who's saying this?
Victim disclosed he was escorted to the FBI
building by Michael Moore,
who was the creator of the true pundit
described by multiple online sources
as a conspiracy-driven news website
that attempts to paint the FBI in a bad light
or has a criminal record
as a result of the FBI investigation.
Let me know if you want to discuss
the former FBI agent.
Oh, also.
Remember we talked about the cameras,
in Epstein's. Remember we talked about that? Yeah. So did you hear that it was it there they took I don't have
the file from it but do you know what 4chan is? Yeah. So on 4chan after it happened right, remember
the cameras went out. So on 4chan there was someone who said that they were there from that that
said that they took Epstein out of there that it was bullshit that he got killed wheeled out of there
on 4chan. They found out through doxing that it actually was someone who,
who worked at the prison, a corrections officer.
So this is hard for me to, I have skeptical eyes, hippo eyes on this.
This is from the DOJ.
The drop.
This is actual from them.
Yeah.
And are those confirmed?
It sounds like somebody's saying this, right?
But we don't know who it is.
Like there's no, I don't know who's talking this way.
Well, that's also my problem with the Epstein drop, which is really bother me.
Yeah, there's a lot.
There's a lot of, like, they took everybody's statement, right?
So hear me out.
I think it's, I think it's crazy that they're redacting names from this, right?
So if you're someone who's...
I think they have to.
I don't know.
These people have to be, you know, I'm sure there has to be, had to have been investigations into this.
I hope there was investigations into this.
Hopefully it was actually looked into, seriously.
We don't know.
But the 4chan thing actually came back to someone to work at the prison.
Like, remember I told you, there's, it's very unlikely that the cameras went out.
Yeah.
That it was actually someone at the prison who,
witnessed it. It's wild. Yeah, I just, this is my problem with all this shit. Like, this is my
problem with everything. There's a three million page dump. I don't know what the fuck was some
crazy person saying something. It's meant to be that way. It's meant to be that way. I mean,
just throwing shit shit. I don't know where to look. Yeah. So this is what they want. Yeah. By them,
who knows. But I'm just saying this is what they want. So now you're like, what the fuck is going.
And this is not even all the documents yet. No, of course not. But you, so. So.
So you have this eating babies intestines and all this stuff.
And you're like, what the fuck?
And then probably not true.
It's so outlandish, probably not true.
George W. Bush raping people and Epstein was raping this black guy like it says there.
So it's so far-fetched.
And then so you're like, dude, this is all bullshit by guarantee you.
It's not all bullshit.
So it's like these smokescreens.
Right.
They want all this.
That's how I feel.
So then the public goes, I don't know what the fuck.
I've asked so many people.
And Trump goes, right?
Yeah.
I told you there's nothing there.
yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck to do with this.
Even the FBI is like,
all these guys are like,
well, if we could find,
you know,
if there's something to prosecute,
we'll go for it.
Well,
you don't listen to them.
You know,
it's like this,
but there's so much,
but there's a lot of people.
It's like,
what,
what,
where do we start?
Well,
Cash Patel with his fucking bug eyes
lying under oath,
saying that there's nothing in there
about underage kids is crazy.
I don't know what's up with that.
Yeah,
I don't know.
Yeah,
but I think all of it's to cause confusion.
so then eventually the public goes, all right.
And then there's actual people that raped and trafficked young women and boys.
And it's so crazy.
We just go, okay.
It's also six, what is it, three million pages?
Six million pages?
Three million.
Three million.
Who's going to read three million?
Oh, there's people.
That's why you need it.
That's the great thing about AI right now is AI's.
Well, yeah, chat, GPT will go through it.
But there's some people like coffee zill.
There's some people that this is their jam.
them, they will go through it.
Coffee's always been doing it.
They'll come out months later.
They will go through it.
What's like the top?
He's good.
We need to get him on.
I want to hear his take on this.
What's he saying about it?
Well, he had a whole 20-minute long video about all the actual things that are verified.
He's great at independent journalism.
He's really good.
But that's how you need to listen to those guys like that who went through everything.
Like, right, this is bullshit.
This is real.
But again, the mainstream's not going to do that.
No.
The CNN's going to go for the names listed.
who are on the right,
then the Fox can go for the names listed.
Well,
they're not even really talking about it.
They're still talking.
I haven't heard anybody talking about it.
Well,
that's like,
in the mainstream.
I guarantee if I call my dad's that,
my dad watches Fox News 24-7.
Like,
every time I go over his house,
I'm all Fox News up for, forever.
Coffee Zilla lives really close to us.
Does he?
Let's get on, man.
San Antonio's close.
Yeah.
Let's get him on.
That guy knows,
that guy knows a shit.
Yeah, I want to hear what he has to say about this.
and my dad watching Fox News all day
hears nothing about this shit
You just goes YouTube be though
That's how he makes a living
There's like 20 million views on this
Speaking of the Epstein thing
Did you have that video queued up?
Yeah
So there's a kid on TikTok
Go on Varro right now
Because he's the kid
Did you ever see the video of the kid
That swam to Epstein Island
Yeah
And videotaped it
I haven't seen it
So this kid went to Epstein's island
Took video people
And uh
And three days after he posted a video, this happens.
Since I posted this video of me sneaking onto Jeffrey Epstein's island,
every day since I've been home, there have been blacked out escalade trucks sitting outside
of my house.
I'm not sure what they want or who they are, but I'm posting this here now just in case
anything happens.
For all I know, this could be Jeffrey Epstein's friends.
If I pissed anyone off, I apologize, and I want this all to be over.
It's been just...
That's scary.
And watch the next video.
There's two videos before us, but this is...
This one's a good one.
I'm about to try to confront one of the black escalate trucks sitting outside my house.
There he is.
He thinks he's so, so sneaky.
This has been days of them outside of house.
I haven't tried to fronting one of them yet, so I'm actually curious to see what's going to happen.
I'm kind of nervous.
I'm not going to lie.
Look at him.
He has no clue that I know he's here right now.
No, he probably knows, but he doesn't care.
Oh my God, bro.
Fuck.
Okay.
Not going to lie.
Him driving away just confirmed.
away just confirmed that they are watching me i'm terrified i'm not leaving my house anymore i'm posting
every day follow to stay updated i'm about to try uh fuck that yeah unless he's pulling it off as a stunt
well he actually went to the island yeah yeah i think brian's saying like he has friends
driving the truck or something yeah he's he's this is this looks like again i again i'm skeptical
I don't think this kid is a big enough player for anybody to worry about
He went to the island, okay
Do you like break in or anything? He's just filmed the island
No, he I there's multiple people who have filmed on the island
Yeah, but this is I saw one video of him actually seeing like on the actual video
You see there's a woman that sees him and he starts asking her what are you doing on the island?
Oh wow
Yeah
Mm-hmm
You think this is a work? I do
I think a lot of this shit is a work
Well let's take a little bit
break let's take a little break here because this episode of the fire kid is brought to you by
oh oh oh riley auto parts do but i want a friendly staff that really understands stuff i need helpful
service i need somebody who's got parts knowledge yeah and i want somebody who can test my battery
in or out of the car windshield wipers i want it all they got it all they're my they're my go-to for
everything i'm working on my trucks installed drive shaft yesterday stopped by o'reilly i stopped by there
this morning. I'm always there's one close to my house. I'm changing the rear diff cover on my truck
tomorrow and I will be at O'Reilly Auto Parts for that as well. It's your one-stop shop for everything
you need auto do it yourself. You can find what you need in store online. Stop by O'Reilly Auto
Parts today. Visit them at O'Reillyato.com slash fighter. That's O'Reilly Auto.com slash fighter.
At Pluto TV, we're celebrating Black History Month with our free curated collection of black
entertainment. No ifs ands or buts about it. Catch award winning films.
like Dreamgirls, Monsters Ball, and Selma.
We must make a massive demonstration.
Iconic hits, like school days and set it off.
Plus full seasons of shows like Tyler Perry's sisters and power.
I got you.
It stars studded brilliant black entertainment, and it's all free.
This month and always on Pluto TV.
Stream now, pay never.
Three million.
I listen.
Someone also, the reason why they were able to want, how they were.
Here's what I believe.
Let me just finish this.
Do you want to know how they were able to hack into Jeffrey Epstein's email?
Because one of the drops had his name and password, and it hadn't been changed yet.
Yeah.
Here's what I...
They got on his outlook.
Here's what I believe so far.
I believe that Jeffrey Epstein was a scumbag who had zero morals and who was having,
who liked girls as young as 14 or whatever.
Probably younger.
Who knows?
Either way, scumper.
No, we know.
It's not like 14 isn't super young.
No, but...
I don't even have to worry, but the minute you're 14,
you're already done, right, to me.
So scumbag, okay?
Then I think a shitload of very powerful.
Who worked with intelligence aid?
Who worked with intelligence?
Well, that's the other thing.
So then I also believe he probably had,
he was being supported by some foreign entity,
probably a Mossad, okay, for whatever reason.
Number two, I think he ran a honeypot.
Now, Mike Ben said something really interesting.
He said, I never bone into the blackmail
because the minute you blackmail one person,
like to your best points, people talk,
and his access would be done.
right so that that I never heard that take but that makes sense but there's no doubt that this guy was
a pimp to a bunch of nerds well the blackmail thing the blackmail thing doesn't work because you think let's
say he so we know he did to bill Clinton so you think he did to Bill Clinton and then right after he's like
gotcha we don't know he probably don't know we did it to Bill Cantler Clinton okay so so let's
you know what I'm saying though we don't we just don't yeah you said pictures you had that
painting of Bill Clinton in a dress in his house for no reason but we don't know that he
did that. Like we don't know. What I'm saying is that there's a lot of stuff that we don't know
and most of it is we don't know. But there's, but we do know he was clearly, he got convicted of
and then. The thing. Yeah, man. So scumback. We know Jislaid Maxwell obviously seem to have
recruited these girls as young as 14. But do, would you be willing to, that's why she's in jail?
Would you be willing to say that if this guy is the scumbag he's that he is, is working for a
foreign intelligence agency, would it not make sense that he would be black?
blackmailing people at the highest level from all these different countries because that also gets
them to want to correct. I'm just telling you what Mike Ken said made sense because I was like,
I listen to it. It doesn't make sense because the way blackmail works is he doesn't do it to Bill
Clinton an hour later. I'm like got to a motherfucker. He does it to a bunch of them. And it's like,
guess what everybody? The fucking flock of you. Maybe. Yeah, because if you got blackmailed,
you wouldn't be like, hey, everybody, guess what? No. Epstein has a video of me. Don't hang out with that guy.
Yeah. They'd be.
like, why the fuck do you know that?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, if there was a video of you doing something illegal.
And I think it was over years.
Like, yeah, it was probably over a two, three-year span.
He collected all this.
It would make sense.
And then went, hey, motherfuckers.
Remember where at my house?
That girl was 13.
Remember when you did that with that eight-year-old, you thought it was weird?
I filmed that.
Well, or a third party did it, right?
Like, or like somebody else did it and said,
hey, we know that you were and we have this.
And now we own you.
That seems to be what he did with Wexler, who owned the Limited.
He had total, he had total access to his entire fortune and took over the company at 26.
What?
Like one of the richest men in America.
So clearly he had something over that guy.
That guy still, no one's interviewing him.
No, man.
He said, he said Jeffrey has seen the bad guy.
That guy just.
So it's, it's.
Do you think it's more likely that this guy's a scumbag and this is all fooey?
or do you think that there's a chance that the guy who no one knew where his money came from
who most likely worked for a foreign intelligence state.
Going back to what I said from beginning, in New York, the powerful men had, you saw beautiful young girls with powerful men.
That's as old as time, oldest time.
A lot of those men are married with kids.
And Epstein created environments where you could get away with, so you thought, having sex with whoever you want.
wanted like under the the idea that you wouldn't be nobody would see it see it and i would
people got close to him as a result you know it's like promoters you know everybody i'll i'll grant
you this there is a chance that those people went to the island not knowing and so afterwards
he goes hey man just seen that girl you hooked up with on my island was actually 14 or 16 whatever
the age actually yeah but i'm going to protect you or something like that like you know i got you
or it's like you know let's let's let's keep talking business and now you're like oh fuck i'm such a
person, I can't let this video get out. And then if you do that to people on who are a royal
family member who is a politician, a president in the United States, like now you have countries
buy the balls. It makes sense. Yeah. It makes sense that this was a honeypot. It makes sense.
Where do you get his money from, you know? That's all the stuff that I believe. I think that's for sure.
And I think that there were probably obviously people in that group. Well, you really took the scenic
route to get to that.
I did not.
I'm just not surprised by this.
I'm just not.
I'm not surprised by any of this shit.
I'm not surprised that guys like Prince Andrew
had a 17-year-old at that island.
I'm not surprised because when you were 17 back then,
you could tell people you were 21 with a fake ID.
And it happened all the time, all the time.
And by the way, even if you didn't,
see Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshana Lonstine.
Nobody batted a fucking eye,
which looking back on it is insane.
think about today's environment.
Back then, no one batted an eye.
How crazy is that?
It's crazy.
Do you think people knew about it back then?
I know they knew about it.
She was 17.
Everybody knew about it.
That she was 17.
Really?
Everybody.
Nobody said otherwise.
Crazy that no one says anything.
Because now it spreads like wildfire
because today with social media,
now the general public knows about it.
Yeah.
But no, the general public knew about it.
He was the most famous man in America.
He was the most famous man in America.
He was the most famous man in America.
back then and he was dating he was the most high profile American the only way they would learn is from the tabloids
no people magazine celebrated it bring up people magazine celebrated it Baba people were buying it
and going yay it's crazy it's fucking crazy we're living in a simulation
there you go look who's in love oh Jerry cyril 39
There's 18. 18. Okay, just turned 18.
That is a, to Brian's point, that is a wild headline.
I mean, can you imagine if they did that? You imagine if they did that today?
Hey, your generation was fucking weird. See what I'm saying? It wasn't my generation. It was all the generations before that, too.
Okay. I never did it. I was never into young girls. I like women.
But, for Seinfeld, it worked out, though. They have like four kids. They're still married.
Did they end up getting married?
They stayed married.
Yeah.
No, they're married.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I saw it.
They have like four kids, dude.
There you go.
It worked out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which was...
I don't think that validates.
No, Jessica Seinfeld, a different woman.
Oh, you're right.
No.
No, yeah.
No, I was just the dating thing, Bubba.
Oh, they didn't get married?
No, sir.
No, sir.
And the plot thickens, everybody.
And please understand.
That that people magazine, people magazine, please understand.
Again, I'm going to say it again, he started dating her when she was in high school.
High school.
Okay.
Well, they dated only four years.
Oh, that's, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Again, you're talking to a dude with a 17-year-old daughter in high school.
Yep, that is crazy.
You said even back then it drew some scrutiny.
If my daughter called me and said, I'm dating a 40-year-old famous guy, I would lose my shit.
but just to like you know clarify what you're saying so i'm i'm gonna outside steel man what you're saying
yeah so what you're saying is this was a common thing back then but you're not saying that you
agree with this uh i'm definitely not saying i agree with it i thought it was fucked up from day one but you're
also not saying that what epstein did was this you're also saying that like he trafficked he trafficked
girls no he trafficked no he traffickinging he was umrege dean was epstein was
into much younger than 17.
Epstein brought girls, apparently, as young as 14.
And why do I know that?
Because I think there were over 80 witnesses, many of whom were at that age.
So he's a dirtbag scumbag, okay?
He's the worst of the worst.
And anyone who helped him is now in jail, it looks like, or is a scumbag, okay?
That is debatable.
Sure it is.
That's the problem.
Nobody's good.
Here's where I'm with all the conspiracy theorists.
Here's where I'm with all conspiracy.
Like Sam Tripoli.
People at the highest levels of government,
at the highest levels in the Justice Department,
at the highest levels everywhere,
knew that this guy was a pedophile,
knew this guy raped 14-year-old girls, maybe younger,
ready for this?
And covered it up and got them out of it.
And used code words.
Who are they? Use code words.
Who are they?
Yeah, but do you hear what Rogan after?
homeboy. He goes, now, Epstein
was doing this back then and I guess nobody
knew. He goes, so the question is
who's doing it right now? And the guy goes, there's guys.
Of course there. There's guys. Of course there. And they'll come out.
It's not even 10 years. There are monsters
everywhere, guys. Monsters exist. What I'm trying to say.
The theory is that you don't need people like
Epstein to blackmail people anymore when you have
things like Palantir that are going to be able to get in your files.
They're going to be able to get in your text message. That are going to be able to
blackmail you at what?
Will, without having to bring criminal activity into it.
But my thing, guys, is this.
Why the fuck is no one talking about the most important thing with all this?
I just see all this noise.
I see all this stuff.
Oh, look, this guy did this.
He cheated on his wife, blah, blah, blah.
Bill Gates.
Hey, you know what I don't give a fuck about?
Riches shit dudes cheating on their wives with women of age on an island.
I don't give a fuck.
And I'm not surprised by that.
You know what I do give a fuck about?
You know what I want to know?
Who covered for him?
Who at the highest levels in the Justice Department, in the FBI?
Who gave that guy a pass in 2008?
Who did it?
Who worked at an immunity deal without telling the victims and got that guy basically house arrest?
Who?
Probably somebody you know.
Still in power?
Thank you.
They knew they were covering for, say it with me, a pedophile.
So if you really want to talk about it, why are we not talking about that?
I want those names because those motherfuckers covered for a pedophile.
Well, look at it this way too.
I mean, it's proof that people at the highest level still work with them
because Obama's counsel was still accepting gifts from him.
No, who is the guy right now in office who said,
Epstein belongs to intelligence, leave him alone.
He said, I don't remember that.
He's still there?
Hey, man, yes.
Hey, his name is Navarro maybe.
I can't remember. Look up Navarro.
Look up who said
Epstein belongs to my television. I forgot Obama's counsel.
It's a woman that worked for Obama
under his counsel that was still accepting
gifts from the Jeffrey Epstein organization.
And this is, again,
while after. I don't give a fuck about that either.
I care about the people that do.
What I'm saying is he was a pedophile and covered for him.
The people who are at the highest level in our country
are still at that time accepting gifts,
not going after.
You know what I mean? Like, that's a problem. Again,
give me, can I get one name? Can I get, so all these files have dropped, guys, and we're all
looking over here. It's all but by design. Right? Can I get the names of the people that
covered for the pet file? We're all being gaslit, like, look this direction, same with eyes.
How many people would it take to cover for him? How many people? Like, how many people actually
had to know that he was untouchable and we got to work out a deal? How many people actually had to,
because the people that, the cops in Florida were so mad.
The lawyers for the victims were so mad.
Because they had a tough, dry case.
You're dealing with powerful, powerful, powerful people.
That's all run America.
Where are they?
That run the world.
That's how bulldoze his house.
The house is gone.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Again, what I say before, in 2008,
before they raided his house, all his shit was gone.
He got tipped off.
So all the, whatever was on those computers
got, who tipped him off.
And we don't have any.
any of that.
So all of us are looking at Peter Attia and people like that, okay, from making a crude joke
when none of us are looking, are asking this.
Why am I asking this question?
I haven't.
Who covered for him in 2008?
Where is one name?
I just need one name.
Because those people knew he was a pet of five.
So don't you think that goes to my point earlier where when you have redacted names,
then it's pretty hard to actually pinpoint all these things?
That's all by design.
Yes.
By design.
They fucked up the first time.
drops because you're able to actually copy and paste it onto Apple and unredact things.
So they didn't fuck that up to time.
Who has this much power?
Who the fuck is controlling this?
This is where I understand.
Intelligence agencies apparently.
Yeah, this is where I understand where Sam Tripley goes, hold on.
Like, who is really in charge here?
But then also you get these three million files where six million files.
And then remember Trump, everyone goes, there's nothing there.
Okay.
You told us there was nothing.
This is three million.
There's some shit in it.
They said there's no files at one point.
They said there was none.
Including Cash Patel.
Yeah.
If there was anything, you guys would know.
Yeah.
Why are you lying to us at the highest level?
But how crazy someone doesn't bring them like, what the fuck?
Dude, you said there was nothing.
Yeah, but to their point, too, to Cash Patel's point, what's enforceable?
Where is, where is the evidence that you can actually take to a grand jury?
Well, they have, they have unredacted files.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of names and witnesses.
is maybe do your job and go talk to them.
But, okay, but again, is there, is, with all this job.
But what's the answer to be, do nothing?
No, the answer is, who covered for him?
Who covered for him in 2008?
There was a large group of people with a great deal of power in the Justice Department,
in politics, in law enforcement.
No one's arguing that.
That knew that this guy was the worst of the worst.
Of course.
and they said he's untouchable because he belongs to intelligence.
So we put that ahead of children.
That's the sin.
That's the original sin.
And we still aren't asking for those names.
And we have one name, one name.
I think you could be mad at two different things.
Yeah.
It doesn't have to be just that.
I agree with that.
Who are those people?
Why are we not finding that?
That's what it's.
But also the victims who spoke out should get justice to.
You know what I mean?
That's why those lawyers, the lawyers were so mad in 2008.
They were so angry.
And then they said, hey, wait a minute, you're not allowed to grant immunity to somebody
without working a deal out with the victims.
That was what, you know, that was a loophole.
That's why he got arrested in 2019.
Yeah, what I'm just saying is it doesn't have to be just them.
It should also be all the, like, there should be investigations.
It's everybody involved, right?
Like, it doesn't have to be just the people that are covering.
Yes, that too.
Yeah.
Like, it doesn't have to be just that thing.
We have a whole Justice Department.
It's not just catch.
What I'm trying to tell you is that.
what I'm trying to tell you is that there's just not my guess is there you got nothing to actually
prosecute here you got a bunch of like files but when you have someone saying and verifying the
Brazilian the young Brazilian and talking about Alexander Acosta as the US attorney
Acosta signed off on a non-prosecution agreement that allowed Epstein to plead guilty of lesser
state charges avoiding federal sex trafficking charges this deal meant Epstein served 13 months in
a county jail all right it was a sweetheart deal um and if you
kept secret from the victims, which were later ruled a violation of the Crimes Victim Act,
okay? That's very interesting to me. And guess, oh, wow, look at that. High power attorneys,
Alan Dershowitz, what's he got to say about this? Who knows? You got anything else, Jen?
Yeah, what are your guys' thoughts on the Super Bowl? Super Bowl 60.
Dude, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, one quick thing to be, so Alexander Acosta was, was Trump's
Secretary of Labor, and he resigned after this, right?
Makes sense. You know what I'm saying?
Are you dealing with the most powerful people?
They're all involved.
Left, right.
No one's,
no one's looking out for you.
Yeah.
Left right.
All right.
Did we talk that to death?
I'm sorry.
Did that, do we lose our audience?
You lost me.
Oh.
And the audience.
But I mean, we're trying to figure it out.
It's the biggest thing that's happening in.
I'll be a sleuth.
I don't want to be gamed anymore.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll tell you what's a game, though.
I hear you.
I tell you what's a game, though, this Sunday, the Super Bowl.
Let's talk about something fun.
before I blow my head.
We can edit some of that stuff if it's...
No, we don't need to.
No, it's fun.
I don't know.
But I'll tell you what's going to be even fun.
Or a Super Bowl third is it 30 or 60?
60, dude.
Holy schnikey.
Is it Super Bowl 60, dude?
Brendan, I thought it was 50, but it's 60.
60.
I mean, that's as old as I am.
Dude.
I think Super Bowl was already won the NFC championship.
Whoever won that game is going to win the Super Bowl.
I don't think the New England Patriots are that good.
You get the young Drake May playing,
and then you got the C.
Seattle Seahawks with Donald who finally found a home.
Their defense is fantastic.
I think, what's the spread?
Are they favored by five?
Let's go to Draft Kings real quick.
Yeah,
please go to Draft Kings.
Because if you are going to watch Super Bowl,
make sure you bet on it with our friends at Draft Kings.
It's the only way to do it.
Listen,
I'm a Denver fan and Rams fan.
They're both out of it.
So the way I make the Super Bowl fun is by betting on it and I do it with Draft Kings.
And what are they minus, is that four and a half?
It says spread is minus point four.
Yeah, that'd be minus four and a five.
Yep, so minus four and a half.
So they got to win basically by five for you to win your bet.
NFL MVP, Sam Donald's plus 115.
What's Drake May?
Plus 240?
I like Cooper Cup as a sleeper there, plus 9,000.
If you guys know Cooper Cup, he's first team, all white team.
Yep, he's a hell of a receiver.
Yeah, he's got injuries.
He's been all right.
I mean, scored.
He did good in the-
Is he healthy right now?
Yeah, he just scored touch on the NFC championship.
I think Seahawks are a walk.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm taking Seattle.
I don't like either team.
This is literally the worst Super Bowl for me.
I don't like either.
You just don't like them?
New England shouldn't be there.
If the Bronx has a bow knicks, you don't think he's worth six points.
We should have won that game.
In all fairness, that game, that snow game, everyone sucked.
I watched one play where Pat's quarterback drops back and sacked himself and sacked himself because the snow.
It sucks.
And they couldn't kick that field.
putting to throw the ball.
That couldn't get a few.
I'm just very excited.
But it's that cold?
Isn't it horrible to get hit?
Oh, dude.
I've gotten hit in snow.
Like, we'd play up in Syracuse.
I remember one time my helmet, in my hands,
got caught between two guys who went helmet to helmet.
And that pain to me still to the,
I know that pain.
I'll tell you where you don't have to worry about being cold.
That's San Francisco this Sunday.
So I don't think the weather's going to play a factor.
Correct.
So listen,
if you're like me and both your teams are not playing the Super Bowl,
but you still enjoy football,
download the draft.
Sportsbook app, use the code Fighter. That's Code Fighter bet live for your share of $5 million
in prizes with the code Fighter. In partnership with Draft Kings, the crown is yours.
Gambling problem, call 1-800 Gambler. New York called 8778-8-8-Hope-in-Wye or text Hope & Why. Connecticut
call 888-78-9-777 or visit ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas,
wager tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21 and over in most states. Void in Ontario.
Restrictions apply. No purchase necessary.
and required. Minimum odds minus 500.
Prices, either bonus bets or a single-use
20% profit boost. Max bet $20
that expires in 30 days.
See official rules at sportsbooked at draftkings.com
slash promos for entry period and free
method of entry. Sponsored by Crown Gaming Inc.
My neighborhood's doing a big Super Bowl party, so.
I'm trying to figure out what to do for the Super Bowl this year.
My wife makes the best chicken wings, dude.
Yeah?
Bring your girl to my house. I'm going to have people over.
My girl's in Turkey right now.
Turkey?
Getting her shnaz done.
Oh, she has a beak on her?
She has a great nose.
No, I thought she had a great nose, but she wanted if she's like, she wanted, she didn't like the way the bottom was.
And I'm just like, do whatever.
Can I get my nose down?
I was like, if you get to do that, then I get to do steroids.
Yeah.
Is there anything they can do about my nose?
Go to turkey.
It's just going to keep on growing.
It's going to get surgery.
It keeps growing up.
Do you want to do?
I'd like to get it back to what it was.
Like more narrow.
Go to Turkey.
Turkey's the place to get that shit done.
Is it cheaper out there?
Much cheaper.
I don't know.
Some of the best doctors.
Do you grow up a beak, though?
No.
It's me.
Have you seen my girl?
No, she doesn't have a despicable me nose?
She's gorgeous. No.
I'm going to show you my girl.
She's beautiful.
But give me a side profile.
You want to side?
Dude, look at that.
Look, that's your nose on the left.
You can be on the right.
Bubba.
This one's a good one.
It's very subtle.
That's a nice, good, subtle nose.
How do I do that?
The fuck is she going to do with her nose?
Bubba, look at that.
She's gorgeous, right?
There's little nose.
I know.
Hey, I can get my nose.
done guys. Brian, fuck your nose. This
what is it's girls in Turkey right now.
Let me see. She's a tiny nose. Take it easy, bro.
Let me see. She's doing it.
Look at her nose. I want that nose. Let me see.
She's great. She looks good either way.
She has no issues. Let me see, Baba.
Look at her tiny little nose.
Turkey's in like, what you flew here.
You have the, you have a butt nose.
She doesn't need to touch her nose, dude.
Tell her to come back. She's there right now.
She's with the doctor right now.
Dude, tell her to come back. What is she doing?
I don't know.
She's got such a great little nose.
I'm worried.
You know, there's obviously the worry like, oh shit.
Oh, yeah.
What happens if they fucking, they fucked it up?
Your girl comes back and she's all, babe.
Hey, is she going to want you talking about this on the podcast?
Yeah, she's doing a whole thing on her page.
Oh.
All right.
Like the whole thing.
All right.
And the doctor in Turkey shows.
That's a shame, man.
I thought we're, I thought she's not a fucking beak.
Then I'm all for it.
No, she's a little butt-gose.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wait, guys, let's get back to me.
I might be good looking as fuck.
Hair transplant and nose job.
TRT.
Bro.
We just got to get you some Milano tan and you'll be fucking.
Yeah, my skin doesn't really absorb the sun.
That's why you got to take Milanotan.
What's Milano tan?
It's basically injectable melanin.
You look like a darker race.
You could go full black.
You look like Brendan after a couple weeks.
Yeah, you could keep injecting and go black.
My friend did that.
He became Dominican.
Is it bad for me or it's fine?
No side effects?
If you're someone who gets a lot of moles, it could be.
a problem. Are you a molly guy?
What do you got mules removed off your face?
Remember? I never got any moles
Moals removed off my face?
What did I ever have a mole on my face?
You had the sunspots? You thought they were cancer? Remember that?
That's not a mole and I never had anything removed from my face actually. Never.
Never. I had something off my back. I had a sweetened.
Remember? It was out here and you had it fucking laid you off? If you're at risk for skin cancer?
You came on a fire in the king? I might had something frozen off that was just dry skin.
at risk for skin cancer, don't take it. Don't take that. Yeah, I won't. But it's just a shot.
You could literally turn black. Yeah, my friend went from Italian to almost Jamaican.
Man, if I do that, I'd be straight port- Yeah, you're already not white. So,
whenever the fuck you are, you'll look like a true. That'd be true. Yeah. Bro, so I could get
darker. I can get a new nose. I can get my hair. I don't know where they're going to take hair from.
It's so bad. You know what I would do? I'd do one thing. I'll tackle one thing at a time, right?
We're working on you being super frail.
You're on T RT.
I think...
We got to get you on GHKCU.
Look at GHKCU before and after.
Hey, B, fuck your nose.
That is what it is, right?
Yeah.
It's your hair we got to focus on now.
Got it got to focus on the hair.
Start with the hair, right?
We lost the screen.
It's going to be sad.
It makes sense.
It'll come back.
That's the difference in skin before and after GHCCU.
Get you looking.
What is that?
That's the stuff in glow that makes your skin look.
And is it a shot?
Yeah.
A lot of shots, guys.
We're going to get you looks maxing.
I want to, yeah.
You're going to be a look smackser.
Dude, some girl told my girl, she said, one of their friends, she goes, oh, honey, you're
not ugly, you're just broke.
Yeah.
Dude, that's funny.
That's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Oh, honey, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
Because you can.
That's a Kardashian quote right there.
Is it?
Yeah.
Because you spend money on literally any, I mean, face, peptides.
O-Zim-O-Zim-Oh, you're fat, O-Zim-Bick.
Yeah.
Oh, you're too white?
Take this shot.
You turn to Sammy, so.
You can do where the fuck you want.
Speaking of Super Bowl, I was singing about, did you guys already talk about Bad Bunny?
Did you talk about that?
Dude, Bad Bunny, there's people actually getting mad that Bad Bunny is going to be singing the halftime show?
Yeah, I'm one of them.
Are you?
Because I don't, I don't.
I have a take about.
My family loves Bad Bunny.
If you care about.
If he's in a dress, that's a little weird.
My kids are going to watch it.
I'll say this.
The halftime show is for gay guys and women who are forced to watch the Super Bowl.
Facts.
So if you're watching and care who's performing, you're either gay or a lady.
agree i've never watched the entire halftime show no never no that's when you get up and
fucking eat your fucking food yeah yeah facts that's why like my only thing if he's in a dress he's trying
to push some agenda that that could get a little weird that that's where i'm like all right what
that's for the gay guys and the ladies watching he's wearing a cute dress yeah but it's the nfl
man no yeah he's by is he pretty sure he has quotes about um boys his music he's it slaps i'll give him
that bad bunnies
music is fucking go.
Yeah.
Fluid expression, that's by.
I'm fluid.
So when someone says fluid, that means they call their girlfriend, boyfriend.
It's sexual I could evolve.
Yeah, dude, if, if ever, what's your type?
I'm fluid expression.
You're gay man.
Yeah, what's fluid?
Go over here, go over there.
You know, I don't have any friends that go like this.
I want to use my platform to speak against homophobia and trans.
He says love and attraction art limited by labor.
as long as it's during half time who you could watch the puppy bowl you could watch something
way more interesting did you see uh um charlie kirk's wife's having our own super bowl with kid rock
you haven't seen this no oh yeah the the the what's the what is she gonna dance like she
did after the general erika kurt's mad that bad buddy's doing it and pushing this transgender
agenda so they're like we're going to throw our own super ball you know who i also don't want to
watch during the fucking half time erika kirk
Or Kid Rock.
Yeah, or Kid Rock.
If he doesn't sing Ball with the Ball, I don't care.
But then after that, we got three, that's three minutes.
Okay, American Badass, Ball with the Ball, Cowboy.
Yeah, I like all those.
That's it.
See All-American Halftime Show.
I'd rather see Bad Bunny in a dress.
Kid Rock, Lee Bryce.
I like him, Gabby Barrett, like her.
It's country.
It's on Rumble.
It's on YouTube.
I wonder how many people are you watching.
Who's putting a Rumble on for their family in the Super Bowl?
Who what?
Who's tuning into Rumble during the Super Bowl.
some people in Texas.
They're going to be like, hold on.
Half time.
Let me go to my YouTube here.
It is weird.
Yeah, dude, during the Super Bowl, that's when you go to the bathroom.
You get more wings.
Yeah, talk to your buddies.
Fuck around.
Who cares?
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
No, I don't get a fuck about it.
What else you got, Jen?
Do you guys still like watching all the commercials?
Like, because that's a big part of it.
Even the commercials fell off.
They're not as good as they used to be, but I will watch every time.
Because you're going to catch some movie that's going to be coming out.
That's going to be a huge drop every year.
There's going to be a big Marvel drop or whatever.
You're a Marvel guy, huh?
Love Marvel, yeah.
Marvel and Dragon Balls.
Is that Jim Norton?
No, but this, really honest thing was so annoying.
Oh, yeah.
I was one of those idiots back in.
Dude, I was a kid when that came out,
and I thought buying that would get me to look like Ronnie Coleman.
Did you?
Yeah.
I just take the N-O-2 pills, too.
Dude, me too.
Because back in the day, you actually thought that like the bodybuilders were actually taking BSN products.
You didn't realize they were on HGH, IGF1, insulin.
They didn't touch that stuff.
No.
Yeah.
They weren't, it wasn't the protein powder that they were hawking.
Dude, I thought that was going to get me over the line.
I remember back in the day, me and my friends, we would lie to people about taking creatine because we thought that was like being not natty.
Yeah, I thought you were bad.
When I was 16, I took creatine.
I was like, I told my friends, don't tell anybody.
I'm not maddy anymore.
All right, what do you got, dude?
All right.
This is Nick's again.
You want to preface it with anything?
This is Billy Elish saying, you know,
how are you going to kick somebody out on stolen land?
She's just young with giant tests.
How many people are you going to take it in your house?
No one is illegal on stolen land.
I love the mindless laughing.
That's what Billy Elish said during the Grammys this past weekend.
And this man right here agrees with her.
agrees so much so with her that he plans on flying to California to move in and live in Eilish's
mansion on the beaches of Malibu. He's even launched a fundraiser to help get him from Australia
all the way to California to help pay for the expenses. Ilish's mansion is reportedly worth over
$3 million and get this, it sits on ancestral land of the Tongva tribe.
And a Tongva tribe has even chined in here, stating that Islish has not reached out to them about returning the land to them, which they claim is rightfully theirs.
Stolen.
So far, Islish has not responded to the possibility of having a new roommate for the tribes' states in regards to her name.
Well, their land.
You know she feels like a fucking buffoon right now.
She's a young kid.
She's young.
She was the same one that I was hating on Elon.
Like you could fix the homeless situation.
You could save the whales.
You could save this.
It's just like, you commented on why is there billionaires.
Like, you're so fucking rich.
Well, young people like that would do best to shut their mouth.
I didn't shut my mouth.
No, she didn't make mistakes.
I opened my mouth well into my 40s when I probably should have shut my mouth.
Hey.
But you know,
I've seen some super rich comedians that they'll talk about shit
about billionaires and then go back to their multi-million dollar mansion.
I won't say any names, but there's some big ones that talk about.
And when you're a multimillionaire, stop talking about the rich.
You are the fucking rich.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Shut up.
It's, it's, when you're young and a lot of people are around you, telling you how great
you are.
But I'm not going to hold over the fire.
Okay.
Okay.
You got big kids.
It's nice eyes.
It's classic.
It's classic celebrity talk.
Yeah.
But like, I love.
I watch all the Oscars, Grammys.
I love them.
Oh, yeah, I love them.
Watch the pre-shows, after show.
I love them.
So is my partner.
We do, we love them.
That's my partner.
Yeah, we love them.
So, but this is the only time I can watch it,
and I knew it was going to be political and all anti-I-I-s because they're uneducated, right?
And they're getting whatever information they want.
So everyone that got up, including Bad Bunny, Billy Island, all of them just hated on
ice and Trump.
Okay.
It's the only time I can go.
Yeah, expect.
But they're like soft creatives.
this is what like creative people they're there's legitimate things about ice you could actually
shit on my my thing but then this you're just like my thing about hollywood is they always they're so
fickle my thing about hollywood is this year don't even start no no no no no no we don't want to do
that you can't rage babe brandon oh yeah yeah yeah my thing on all of this is that
hollywood's always so fickle you can just always like first it was gender as well first it was
acid rain what happened to ukraine no but what happened to ukraine
Because last year was all about Ukraine.
Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Gender assignment surgery.
Yeah, but that's the DLM.
It was transgender.
BLM.
Ukraine.
Me too.
So does Ukraine not count anymore?
Ukraine still under war.
We forgot.
We got to move on.
They dropped Ukraine like fucking Andy dropped everything like that.
They dropped everything like that.
They dropped it all.
They're like, I'm done with you.
What happened to me too pin?
What happened to the global warming?
What happened to all this shit?
But what?
no mention of Palestine?
No.
But there's people dying there.
No.
But you got,
Well, hold on.
Billy.
Dude,
that's over.
And also,
Iran,
those 30,000 protests.
What about that?
We'll forget about that too.
Yeah.
What about that?
No,
no, because it's,
it's brown-on-brown crime,
you know?
It's like,
fucking,
they're just so,
they're so,
but again,
I turn it on,
I expect this bullshit
from the left
entertainment crew.
It's just,
I need more attention.
And it's such TikTok brain
because you know
it's going to be gone
out of their minds
in six months now.
But is everybody like,
but it's the trend.
It's,
but none of them,
none of them are,
brave. Like this isn't a brave.
We're doing a room with everybody agrees with it.
It's so funny you say that about like. So it's
it's just the thing they feel like
they have to do, especially to stay in Hollywood.
Like we have friends who are Hollywood now.
You'll see them going pretty hard on shit.
And you're like, what? Yeah.
But you got to play the game. Oh yeah.
But mention Palestine.
Oh, I know.
Why won't you mention Palestine? Because we've moved on,
Papa. We've moved on. There's other reasons you're not
mention it. But you're in Hollywood. I know very
very pop and liberal comics who
when you actually hang out.
with them aren't very liberal and some of them are really popping right now and some of them have
pulled me to the side and just so you know like I watch rogan I shoot and you're like oh that's
weird that you do that sales was that way all the time and they're my friends you know I'm not
I would never bag on them but like it's they just say what they know that they're following wants
to hear yeah and then when it actually if you actually push them behind closed doors they're like
I don't believe any of that so Hollywood Hollywood right now very famous who's doing that
yeah Hollywood had a thing called I want to text some
like you gotta stop dude
I'm telling you you're fucking up
I'm telling you know somebody who's
who's going hard on the pain on the liberal
side uh yeah
dude it's so funny you say about like
all these different causes
people's people lose
like I don't know how fast people get over
they get over shit so fast and it's no longer an issue
hey and horrific shit that's why it makes you wonder
Ukraine
oh you you you know how many people
currently are
dying, Iran?
The worst way.
Palestine?
Yeah.
But you want to talk about stolen land, you dumb bitch?
I'm asking.
He can sing like an angel and have massive tits.
Otherwise, nobody's listening.
And they get over it so fast, so it makes me wonder, if the Titanic happened today,
how long do you think that even stays mainstream news?
Two days.
Two days.
Because that Titanic's not even a large ship anymore.
It's like a medium ocean liner.
You think it's going on all the time?
Oh, they're like, yeah, man.
Yeah, dude,
I'd have a carnival cruise.
Now if you have some...
And in one dining room.
Now if you have the head of like Chase Beck.
Dude, look at that.
Look at the Titanic compared to, two,
two.
That's the Titanic in front.
There's a hotel in the...
Dude, that wouldn't even make news.
That's like those things go down all the time.
Hollywood sure as fuck wouldn't talk about it.
That's funny.
It's still a big ass boat, but still compared to these days.
Yeah.
But all Hollywood, they just, it's whatever the next trend is.
Yeah, they don't actually give it.
No, because if you went to Billy Elish, you're like, hey, give me five points on ice.
You're so against it.
Can you give me like the five key points?
Why are you upset?
Well, they killed those two people.
Okay.
But take that out of it.
What else?
He don't fucking know.
Seems like an angel big tits.
That's it.
We're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, those two things shouldn't happen.
Hey, Billy, why did Ukraine or in Russia?
What's going on?
Do you know the history of there?
I don't, fuck.
No.
Big tits.
Yeah.
Big tits.
That's it.
They get their news in one minute segments.
They're all show pressured.
They all have PR teams.
You don't think Jellyroll was told, don't say shit about ice.
I can tell you which way he leans.
What a lot of people don't know.
He's from Nashville.
I could tell you which way jelly leans.
The asking is, my dumb redneck, I'm staying out of it.
His PR team was at Bubba.
What you're not going to do is be anti-I.
I tell you, you're in country music.
If you want to lose everything,
start going hard on the pain on ice.
I'm telling you, man.
to the Dixie chicks
about that. Oh my God.
They perform at Dave and Busters right now.
So it's like for for Jelly,
they're like, buddy,
we gotta tread lightly here.
Yeah.
Because you're,
now he's still on American Idol
and the show on Netflix.
So you're in Hollywood.
So we can't go too far here.
Yeah.
But then if you do this,
you're in country.
So you're damned if you do,
damn if you don't.
We're dancing right now.
So what you do is,
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
Do you see Billy's tits?
Mm-hmm.
And then we move on.
Yeah.
You keep it moving.
Do you know how they actually get a lot?
of these celebrities. So what happens is there's these bot farms, right? And what they'll do is
they'll push it in these celebrities comment sections. So they start thinking, oh, this is something
that everyone is talking about. So now they have to say, now they have to be like, I'm on this side.
But there's actually bot farms that are made to try and push issues in celebrities' comments
and it's not that hard to create if you have the other proxies and all that. You just could go
in celebrities' comments and then put thousands of comments like Ukraine, this, that.
And those celebrities, they don't have, they're not talking to regular people.
So they're like, this is how I stay in touch with regular people.
Now they have to have a take that they think.
That's why sometimes they get fucking bamboozled because it's not what everyone actually thinks.
But they're like, whoopsie, Daisy.
I thought I was listening to the people because they're not actually listening.
They're not talking to regular people.
No.
The Grammys are always exhausting.
I enjoy it.
That's why Joe Pesci has the best acceptance speech of all time.
Oh, after Goodfellas?
Yeah.
What is that?
It goes honor and a privilege.
privilege. Thanks. He thought he was going to cry so that's why he was like I think I'm going to cry
right now. Really? That's why it's my favorite. He just, he did what, what Ricky Jervais said.
Just go up there. Get your word. No one gives you fuck about your political views. Get your ward.
Say thanks. Get out of here. Guys, what are we going to do about inflation?
And another thing about God. I would love to hear Brian's speech. Oh, dude. Guys, so.
What would your speech be?
What's the touching issue? There's only one man. There's only one man.
man that deserves this award more than me.
And that's Brendan Schaubb.
Brennan stand up. Get up here.
Get up here. You know what he was? And then I get up and talk to you about ice.
You're like, whoa. Whoa. He wasn't invited and I just look at the camera.
What's this, Jen?
Nick.
This is something I found. I wanted to see because you know you always talk about time travel like going back.
I do? Like, no, people. They took.
Only I've ever. I've never talked about time travel. It's not possible.
When people talk about time travel, you don't realize that even if you went to a place, an only place
people speak English, you wouldn't be able to make it back very far. Did you ever hear
like this video before where it's how far can you go back and speak English? Like 1700s?
That's pretty a guess. Yeah. How far back? I could go to England in 1700s and they'd be like,
you have a weird vocabulary and you keep cussing. Yeah, I think you could. Like you're saying,
you're also saying words wrong. You're all score. You know. All right. Ready?
How far about we actually go before you would start to make no sense of the people?
people around you. So as a linguist, I could ask this all the time. But rather than give a
specific year, I'm going to read multiple texts in English that get progressively older over time.
Let's see how much you can understand. The cana form syllabary from its earliest stages in Mesopotamia
consisted of configurations of one or more witches comprising what are called signs.
Well, no, we don't talk like scientists. Signs and Hittite tablets are written left to rights,
with spaces between words. From fairest treters we desire in traus, the thereby beauties rules
16-09.
But as the ripers should boy
time to say,
his tender air might bear
his memory.
For thrieh,
on the setimicum,
that duri drichton
would be born in this middle-ard
for all men
kind of need
had cast him
so in kinsmen.
I don't even know.
We would sound so stupid
that from him
back in time,
like,
Look at this.
Are you a kid?
Oh, my dad,
them,
grendless,
d'abar.
Say was one
guneus mine
strengest of their
Well, that sounds nice.
We're just speaking of Russian now.
I do better in this time than Beowulf.
Yeah, I like the Beowulf.
Don't you think we've gotten dumber?
Our language is so shitty.
Maybe it's just because of movies, but they spoke so well back in the day.
We're also taught in public schools the wrong way.
It used to be, we were taught everything from Shakespeare.
Prober.
Now it's like kids don't even have.
spell words so it's been a bad it's just we're just getting dumber's civilization yes you think it's
because of just the technology just made it so you don't need it like you don't need to learn math
so you because of a calculator you don't need to learn out of spell because you have spell check
uh it's it's actually been um there there was a guy of one teacher other year who wrote an essay
called weapons of mass instruction and the way they started teaching kids was they made a
marked turn and no longer teaching the classics and no longer immersing them in the great
literature. And when you're in fifth grade, the kids were reading Shakespeare in fifth grade,
not anymore. We just dumbed everything down. So. I remember reading Bay Wolf. We read that. We read
Shakespeare. Yeah. That was actually my favorite book back in sixth grade. Yep. I think it's the
oldest. You didn't read Bay Wolf? New Denver Public Schools, no Bay Wolf. No? No. New York Public Schools
are pretty good. Yeah, they are. Mm-hmm.
what else you got to go
you gotta go soon bubara
you want you just do one then
yeah uh this is just a catch up on big
uh big baby miller
about how much you actually spent for his
his thing yeah
this is this is him on uh breakfast club right after
and check him out on breakfast club
bro i ain't ready to go bald yet he's like
my man got the got the piece
he's gonna get the hair
slap it all that shit look kind of fire
no it did how much he charge you for that how much he
charged you like 700 last
he's a little bit
yeah you got
You gotta get $6.50 back.
I didn't realize it came home, but I felt a draft.
I'm sitting there.
My coach is giving me instructions, but he stuttered twice.
And that's what he even stuttered.
He looked up like this, like his eye was going to say,
da-da-da-da-da-da.
I'm going to look at the jumbotron.
The jumbotron will have to replay.
So when I went like this,
ridiculous.
And I said, oh, shit, they got me.
The minute I seen on the jumble cron,
the jumbotron, I was like, oh, yeah, we fried.
We're cooking this.
We got to win this fight now.
How is he going to call my cut?
It's it coming off.
It is.
He's losing his hair.
That's like a 14.
Oh my goodness.
When you're sweating like that.
And he just took it up and ruined the ground.
Dude, that's fucking great.
And this is a video he talks about, right?
When he got this one.
Let's go, baby.
Yeah.
It looks good.
just got lined up.
Knock niggas out, baby.
Making a barber cut your wig is crazy.
Looks real as fuck though.
Right?
I feel like black guys can get away with it easier.
Were you going to be, B. Do you fix your website?
Yeah, you did.
I'll be in Cincinnati, Ohio, Liberty Township this Friday, this Saturday, and then
I'll be at Port Charlotte, Florida.
It's not on your website.
You didn't fix it.
It's still not on your website.
I'm on my website.
I've got to fix it.
Well, we can be next.
Mine's up to date.
February 25th, I am at side splitter, Sampa, 26th.
Great club.
I haven't been there yet.
Oh, yeah, great club.
It's good.
Oh, I love it.
Then side spitters, I mean, off the hook on the 26th.
Great club.
Then I'm actually with you the seven.
How many works?
Six and the seventh.
You see my mom.
And then I'm doing it.
Is it March, six and seven?
And then I'm doing the eighth.
Yeah, nice.
And then I'm in San Diego.
That's going to be a big one.
I haven't been there yet.
That's a big room.
It's a great.
The factory.
That's 13th, 14th.
Good for you, buddy.
Yeah.
It's great.
Awesome, brother.
All right.
Come home.
This is the final kid.
We're out.
At Pluto TV, we're celebrating Black History Month with our free curated collection of black
entertainment.
No ifs ands or butts about it.
Catch award winning films like Dreamgirls, Monstrous Ball and Selma.
We must make a massive demonstration.
Iconic hits like school days and set it off.
Plus full.
seasons of shows like Tyler Perry's sisters
and power. I got you. It stars
studded brilliant black entertainment and it's all
free. This month and always on Pluto TV.
Stream now. Hey Never. Have you
ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet.
This beach is too sandy.
Welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet,
the podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most
wild and off-the-wall reviews on the internet.
We read real reviews about everything from Vegas
weddings, matchmaking services and Trader Joe's
to caves, toddler beds.
and Spirit Halloween.
You won't believe the things people think
absolutely must be said on the internet.
How else would everyone know
that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?
We hear about the good,
like the time a couple was happily married
in a Vegas Denny's.
And the bad, like who knew people
stole from pet cemeteries?
And the ugly.
Because when there's soggy lettuce
in the chucky cheese salad bar,
it can get pretty ugly.
Join us every Wednesday
wherever you listen to your podcast.
I feel targeted by that pet cemeteries comment.
I was about to say,
wasn't that you?
That was me.
Yeah.
Thank you.
