The Fighter & The Kid - The Fake NFL Player Scam Is INSANE | TFATK Ep. 1217

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

Brendan Schaub is back on The Fighter and The Kid breaking down one of the wildest scams on the internet — a man allegedly posing as an NFL/San Francisco 49ers player while using the fake lifestyle to impress and scam women.The guys get into the fake NFL story, internet personalities getting exposed, fake tough guys, Dagestani fighters and MMA wrestling, UFC judging, MKUltra and Charles Manson, true-crime documentaries, social media manipulation, Austin vs. LA and New York, Texas BBQ and much more.Plus, Brendan breaks down whether the Dagestani style is actually good for MMA and how changes to judging and stand-ups could completely change the game.Quince - Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://quince.com/fighterDraftKings - New DraftKings customers, sign up with codeFIGHTER spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days includes all markets. That's code FIGHTER.O’Reilly Auto Parts - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Zesty Monday here. It is Monday, August 31st. Brian Callan. Brian Callan, we got a text about an hour ago, two hours ago. He goes,

Hey man. Remember Brian 60. Hey, man. Missed my flight. They're going to make the podcast. Is anyone shocked? Not I. You know,

even how he's done it a million times. I figure at some point, especially when you're his age, I'm like, I got, you got, you got to grow up a little bit. I was telling you before. I don't get mad at him anymore. Oh, yeah, you do. When I used to feature for him back in the day,

like he would always, he has that pre-check, so he will show up at the airport 30 minutes before the flight takes off. And if you don't have pre-check, you're fucked. Yeah, because Brian's your ride to the airport. Yep. So Brian is, Brian's laid a lot in a lot of things. Yeah. De ever talk about the time that I was, we were at San Jose Improv,

and Brian, Brian notoriously will just run late for the show, and he'll just show up for his spot. Yeah. And it's a theater, and he goes, hey, you know, just kill some time, you know, you might have to run a couple minutes over. So I'm already doing like as a feature, like 30 minutes. Which is a lot. And he goes, just, I'm going to light you in the back of the room when it's, when I'm here. And I look at my phone when I'm up there and 45 minutes goes by and I'm like, oh boy. you know then an hour goes by and I'm like oh boy what was he doing he was taking he said he was

taking I don't want to say a name his wife home for something or something like that's so wow that was my like when even we're doing live firing the kids he'd be so late and I'd be like you know I'd have to start first same similar stuff and I'm on I'm by the book man I don't mess around I'm never late and he just uh I'm like what you've been doing he's like I was next door at a restaurant that's exactly where you usually would be what are you doing yeah but he's just yeah and i have a good hour but like when someone's there not to see me and then i've been on stage for an hour where they're like is this a brian call and what the hell are we doing yeah yeah i mean i don't get mad at him anymore just is what it is you got to love him for it yeah yeah him for his flaws he's a wild boy yeah

yeah usually i'd argue we'd get into it i'd like who books of the day of travel when you you have a podcast like just flying Sunday night or but what are you going to do? Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the show's probably ended Saturday. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's chilling. Probably had a buddy out there billionaire buddy hanging out with him. I mean, also when you're in Miami, you don't want to leave. That is the, that is the downside of Miami.

But Cal's not a, I'm not either. I'm not, I'm not, he probably just had like a friend or something. I'm telling you. You think so? Billionaire, quote-unquote, billionaire friend. Probably took him dinner. Brian's like, yeah, I'll push you to Monday and then slept in, didn't realize this flight. But at least he's not lying. Usually like, man, you see the weather out there? Hurricane him, Miami, dude, and all flights are.

He literally was just like, missed my flight. And I respect that. I went, all good. He does have the weirdest assortment of friends that come to shows on the road. Friends is such a loose term for him. Like the amount of weird people, I remember one guy, I don't want to say what city, because I don't want him to know that I'm talking, but this guy,

Both times that I came to that city, he would come to the green room, and he would try and get me to come over his house and bang his wife. Hell yeah. And I'm just like, no. And then it's awkward when that, when she's there, and now you have to turn down two people. You know what I mean? She was a walrus. She was a picky.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but with Brian, he'd be like, oh, that's my boy. And then Brian, I'll leave him, like, how long you know Brian? I'm like, just metal. We made in the coffee shop. Oh, there's always, he saw, he thought I had cauliflower ears. I don't. And then he started asking about my athletic achievements at high school.

Now we're boys. That's so spot on. That's Brian. And then today, like, dude, I cannot get enough of this. Is it Javian Love? No. Jalen? What is this?

Jalen. Yeah. Jalen Love? Oh, I can't get enough of Jailen Love. Let me put you on game on Jalen Love. And Brian wouldn't be following this at all. Now, Brian would get, if Brian was a chick, I guarantee he would send this dude money.

Because this dude went around, portraying himself as a San Francisco 49er football. player. Oh, sorry, Dejohn. Dejohn. Dejon. Jaylon. Jaylon, DeLon, DeLon. Dislexia.

Daylon. What do we say? Dejohn. Dejohn, isn't he? Dejohn. So he went around scamming women saying he's a San Francisco 49ers football player at a $1.3 million. And dude, if you see the video, so he has pictures of him on Instagram like,

there's one being turned nuts and laugh. I can't get enough of him. He's on the beach in a San Francisco's 490s helmet with a Vajon running routes. and it's so bad. Is he a big guy? No, I mean, six, five, I think.

So he says, wait, that's my favorite part. Okay, so I laugh so hard. You tell me when you want to play this. Fuck it. Dejan love highlights. These are the highlights. So he's not a football boy.

He's not. Far from it. Never played football. Okay. You ready? Yeah. This is in the music. Look at this past.

What is this? You know, those NFL beach drills. Yeah, because you know NFL players are going to make sure everybody knows they're working out on the beach in their official. You always have to wear your helmet on the beach. With the visor. If I was with my kid and like, Dad, look, there's a Samson's a 4-9 and out. I'm like, no, it's not. You know, it's crazy.

If you are a black guy with an earring, you could lie and say you're on a sports team. You could hustle women out of one. Apparently how did you get money out of them? There's a, there's a call. dude. But the other thing too is he, dude, this goes so deep. So he has his buddy who's his agent. Dude, you have the one of him signing his official contract? Why he has a fake contract for you?

It was buddy's filming. He's like, yo, man, how it feel, dog? All this is fake. Contract. How you feel? Ready for the season? With the Louis Vuitton bag there. Who you signing with?

Who's your decision? Nine. Nine of none. Nine of a game. Yes, sir. Niners. Hey, I like, who's your decision? Iced up.

Who signs their contract in a studio apartment? Let's get ready to start their season. Anything you got to say for the fans? Look out number seven. Last name, Love, 6, 5, 210, I'm out with it. While receiving. Six, five, two, ten, I'm out with it. So is he just, like, sending this video?

I want to know how he's getting, how I want to know how the scam works. Yeah, me too. but I think he's basically telling him like, yo, I know you see, but here's what's weird. And if you keep showing it, that's his accomplice,

his financial advisor, Taylor Chan. But the problem is, is I don't know how he's doing it, but he'll post like these cars. He posts all these crazy cars, which I don't know how he's getting those. Renting the cars.

You can rent cars pretty cheap in Miami. Well, he's not in Miami. He's in California. It's actually, it's tougher than you think, especially those high-end cars. Like you have to have good credit.

they're going to check you can't just show up with fucking cash and rent out fucking Lamborghini so this lady says she goes I'm speaking my truth way to go so she gave him $11,000 she goes I was supposed to go with him to go pick up Taylor Chan that's the fake agent I decided to leave and go run and Aaron and then

was going to meet back up at the Airbnb after but I never got a text back because he was already in custody oh wow in custody yeah he's arrested now dude he gave me a whole ass different persona if you look at my page the same as all my socials. I like to travel. He gave me a persona that he was born in Switzerland, came from the family in real estate development, made fake websites under the fake

name, gave me other Instagram. I never saw the NFL shit. He wore the NFL team stuff and asked about it two weeks in and he brushed it off like he played. He played the offseason years ago for a year. I didn't get the NFL scheme that he did to some of the other victims. In the past three months, I've been with him every day. I've seen him spend 100, hundreds of thousands of dollars in total when you first started seeing each other seriously. That's interesting. My easy 11K I gave him probably was spent in four days

of us hanging out. He bought the Corvette for me to drive around. That's what I don't understand. He let it bar a problem. I was driving it all the time. He had bought other cars. I spent so much money on me. He spent so much money to me.

You gave him 11,000 United States American dollars. She goes, unfortunately, yes, but he spent hundreds of thousands in front of me in a few months. I was with him every day. He played a great game. But was he getting the money to spend it, though? I think because they're already like paunting it off these other chicks.

And then that financial advisor is just like somehow getting money off those other girls saying like, we have an investment, blah, blah, this and that. Also, not for nothing. Let's just say you gave someone $11,000 to borrow. That's a C-7 ZR1. That's probably a depending on the miles, 150. Well, he talks about 140,000. The TRX, I mean, I can get those used for 65 grand.

if you gave someone $11,000 and then they're just spending all this money in front of you at what point do you just go what the fuck did you need my money for yeah i'd be like wait why did you need the 11 grand i just gave you 11 grand and now you're spending it everywhere but then also you just gave me keys to a zr1 corvette like why don't we sell this yeah you have a lot of cars i don't get it but they they have they one lady uh one girl who got freaking duped she aired the the the voicemail wait this girl got scammed oh yeah There's so many. That one, I believe. That's racist. No, it's the size. It's more of the size. Yeah, but some of the girls are attractive, right? Chin.

Like, we saw one's not bad. This girl is the moon emoji. But then. That's a messed up. There's one where she hears the voicemail. And he's like, what's up, girl? I ain't coming at you for, you know, three, four grand. I'm asking to help me.

I'm in hotels right now. You know you can get your money back. But I assume because they saw him spend money. That's what I don't get. If he has these land. He has a house in Malibu. Why the fuck's he hustling these girls for like two grand? Well, I think he probably has so, my guess is the scam is he must have at least 50 different

girls who are giving him. That's a thing. Two to $4,000 a month. That adds up, you know? With those cars, well, I guess if you're paying cash, they don't give a fuck. No, I don't think he's buying them. I think he's renting them or borrowing them from like people he knows. Or so it's someone else's rent because I'm telling you, I've rented expensive cars.

They're so expensive, yeah. But it's not easy. Yeah, but if you have any blemish on your record, they're like no service. So I think he got it from other people. The Asian guy. Agent. Definitely the Asian guy was part of his business, you know, play there. So this is at where he's asking for money.

This is great. Good night. Like I said, I just need you to focus. I'm not here to take all your money. He's good. I just need help when I need it. A little hotel room, a little bit of gas. Some shit like that, light shit.

Same shit I would help you for. Light shit. Like I say, everything in the. I've been doing is going to pay off. You're going to see it pay off. As of right now, I know you're looking at what I'm buying. I don't buy a lot of shit no more because I'm trying to save up and get to another level. So everything I'm doing right now will pay off and you need to see that. But I just need you to do your little part. I'm not going to ask you for $2,000. For $3,000, unless that's going to a house or something. But other than I'm not going to ask you for that. What's $2,000 going to do with that? You know what I mean? But if I need you, I need you to be there. So that's what I'm saying, you got to do your part like I'm doing mine. worst case scenario your parents kicked you out of your auntie or your uncle kicked you out you can come stay in the hotels with me because i'm doing my part you could stay in this place that you're paying for the day i need you to do yours and i need you to tell me to here here here here's my thing like clearly the guy has game he's good at speaking he's good at manipulating people and this is a hustle if you're dealing with 50 women hustle amount a few grand every day like must be exhausting but that's a straight up full-time gig. If he just put his energy. Towards the nine,

he might actually play some ball. Definitely not the niners. But dude, if he forgets sports, but if he does put his energy into say real estate, like actual real estate, he talks so well.

He's a convincing guy. That's what I'm saying. Like, dude, I don't get this shit. Because it's a lot easier. Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

You don't need to go to, you don't need to take the test. Yeah, true. You don't need to wear a suit. You're going to sit in your underwear and scam girls who look like this all day. Like this is true. Easy.

She's cute. Let's hear what she says. Stop that. It has to be him. In 2021, I can't remember where I met him. Probably Instagram, but he asked for my Snapchat. And he sent me, I'm about to, it's three, like, kind of long videos. You have to, you have to wait until the end, bro.

This is insane. I've been seeing the 49ers scammer story, like, what, the whole week. I didn't even, I knew I saved these videos for a reason. It's been years. Y'all, this is crazy. Go to the videos, Jen. I think this man. I think this is.

Good morning, Switzerland. I do speak French fluently, and I do obviously speak English. My guy only speaks friends. I only speak friends to him. My car is one of my business phones is strictly. in French. I moved to LA when I was eight years old from LA. I went to college out in New York at St. John's got my degree there for major in finance and minor in psychology. And then I moved back to Switzerland for six months and I moved to Sacramento about two years ago. The reason why I

moved to Sacramento was because we were all scheduled to open up a Belenciaga store downtown San Francisco. Whatever, COVID had other plans. So if everything goes correct, we'd be opening up next door there, the ending of this summer, probably mid-winter after late, just because things are opening back up a lot faster than what we thought. As of right now, my family is one the richest families in Switzerland. In America, we own about 96% of equity stores here. One Gucci store in at New York, another

in Southeast Miami, Florida, and another in Dallas, Texas. We also do real estate developers. So we do what we do. Degers. It can be communities. It can be parks. You can't get enough of them. If you're dumb enough to fall for it, this guy's on the 49ers, owns two Gucci stores,

is opening up a Belenziaga store and needs to borrow gas money. Yeah, yeah. You're a fool. Yeah, yeah. You're a fool. They have to take some accountability. But the other thing is,

he said I went to St. Johns, right, in New York? For him to play on the 49ers, you'd have to play college ball. Nobody Googled his... No, they did. He always had a reason. He was had a reason, like, I'm, you know, because they're doing some sort of thing

where he's in the middle of a draft and this and that. He would always convince... Because girls don't know the details about football. Yeah. And then he made his own, like, image of a Wikipedia that goes, yeah, they took it down. But he had, like, you know, 49ers, this. that tight move.

That's a guy, baby. There's an Asian girl, too, that said he tried to get on her. And she goes, literally, I responded to one message. And he sent me, like, three, four minute long videos about the same shit. No way. And she's like, all I do is show my family and my friends and we just laugh at this guy. That's hilarious. Good for her.

Yeah, this is the equivalent of a Nigerian print scammer in your mailbox. And there's people who fall for. But then the other thing is, too, is when he's showing, like, there's a video of him showing off his Rolexes and the cars and this Gucci. bag and LV bag. They ain't nobody in the NFL doing that, sweetie. No. They're not doing that.

When does he play? He's in between, dogs. When is he going to play? At some point, wouldn't you be like, shouldn't you be on the field? It's going on a year now. I saw Christian McCaffrey make a post. The game's at two today.

You're, uh, I'm injured. No, I know, but don't you have to like be involved in some capacity? Yeah, can I see your jersey? Yeah, yeah. Can I see your jersey? He has a jersey. Does he have a jersey? He has a football player.

He brings around everything. You know what? This guy rules. My favorite part. My favorite part. Fuck it. Dejohn Love highlights. It's bullshit in the beach.

But yeah, he's showing off his cars. He has like key chains. And he has like, who the hell shows their checkbook? Like, it's so stupid. My thing is, so 1.3 fraud. So 1.3 million. Did he just write his own balance on there? Yeah.

You could easily just write on the check. That's a felony, right? He's just showing the girls, though. He's not, like, actually using these checks. You're crazy if you don't think we're going to see D-Love number, whatever he is. I want that jersey. It's hilarious. I mean, there's just so much content to go through, but it's all, like, golden, too.

So what's the, is he? I didn't end up going to Florida because I got to get a haircut right now. I'm about to buy a new car in Huntington Beach at Lamborghini. I made a deal last night late with the gym because I've known him for a while so we're going to make a deal if I was already going to Florida you wouldn't even be getting a message from me again

and I probably would have added you on Instagram because I'm somebody who looks at opportunity like a last resort especially if it's a good one and last night what could have happened we couldn't link up for 30 minutes 45 minutes that we could have

set and just talked in the whip and got on the same page. What's wrong with his nose? But when you act as if opportunities like this come around, to be that's crazy. Because you say you live in La Mesa, La Mesa ain't that good at an area. You know what I mean? And then you said that she was thinking about working in a strip club. So clearly you need money to be working in that kind of club, you know, where you're shown $2 for $2, $3.

Because on average, I seem on $2, $2.3. I was the biggest spinner in that last night from the time I was in that to the time I left. Most of the pay their entry fee and throw $5 a show. That ain't no money to be showing for fucking d'I. I'm just going to be honest with you. So when I gave you last night on some genuine straight shooter, you should have been like, you know what? Let me go on and make a little bit of time and energy for this dude and see what he own.

You know what I'm saying? Especially we was only 10 minutes from each other because I got a house in Oklahoma and a house in DeMar in my house in Elkhohan I was there last night So in my mind I'm like yeah She definitely gonna make some time Because she understand opportunity But you did

You made it seem as if This was another random day You bumping in and like me Which listen that ain't happening Especially who wanna fuck What you wanna fuck? Maybe Maybe the just wanna get A shit up off of you

Who's this video for? Send you on your... He's a girl He's a girl that turned him down Yeah exactly She turned him down So he's like Normally I wouldn't call you back

but, you know, I'm stuck here another day. So, like, I'm giving you this opportunity. It's like, again, he's a good salesman. I'm giving me one last time. He could be a true, like, entrepreneur if he wanted to. That's what they're saying. If he spent time doing that. Bro, he would take over the real estate market if he just got his shit together.

That's, what happened to his agents? No, they're both in, uh, in our federal. They're locked out, Bubba. Yeah. I mean, he's on a no fly list too, which is big. Why that? Oh, I guess he got money. Trick some stupid fly to the Senate.

This is funny. Look at this comment. He's going to get out of prison, start a podcast interviewing other scammers, and people will watch it. Unfortunately, also, I'm peace.

Would I tune in for an episode? Yes. I do. Yes. He needs to put some game out. Let us know how he's doing it. Dude, he could be big.

Yeah. Now it's going to last about a week. If he's doing three episodes of week. If he's smart. Because after that, I don't know what you're going to do. And then other scammers aren't going to come on. Oh, hell, no. What's wrong with his nose?

Why does he keep grabbing his nose? I don't know. It's a tick when you lie, I think. Everyone has like a tick. I have three bodyguards. He always walks around his like cheap apartment, like constantly talking about how much money he has. He's like black Jordan Belfort.

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of just being the Wolf of Wall Street. He can get a movie deal. Yeah, that's true. He can start a pod. There's going to be no movie deals here for this guy. But once this came out, there's all these things where people came out. Someone said that she was a Duke graduate

and she's like a physician's assistant. And then finally people started coming out going like, we graduated at the same time she's claiming she did. She was never there. Duke even said. said like, no, she never applied or even attended the college. And then she shut off the majority of her social media. What was she trying to do, though? She said, okay, how, how hard it is to be a

physician's assistant, she would do like her daily routines and this and that. Like, she wasn't working at all. It's all fake. And she would drive the car around the block constantly talking, just like this guy walks around his room. But was she attractive? She was attractive. Yeah, that it gets you. That helps. That helps. Yeah. At a certain point, though, of dating an NFL player, an NFL player. Wouldn't you feel like a girl would brag enough where some guy would beg,

he's not on that fucking team? Eventually you get to a dude who knows ball and be like, what's the name? I don't know. I mean, he went to St. John's? Another,

you sure, sweetie? Yeah. Have you ever seen him on the field? She like, I saw him in Malibu on the beach with his helmet on. Yeah,

that's not, that's her? That's her. And she made it on to a reality show by all her lies. Oh, I'd be tricked. Tricked.

Yeah. She's a beautiful girl. She's attractive. that's a real estate agent post. Clearly she's a smart girl. I don't get it. She's on Temptation Island. Yeah.

How much time could he possibly do for that? I don't know. Well, you're looking at $11 million, so it's felony. 1.3 mil. How much is it after, like, there's a certain, where it's a straight felony? Like, it. For how much money you fit?

Scam? You know, if girls, could root for Lindsay Clancy. I could root for this guy. Facts, dude. Right. Fair point. Right. And I could start rooting for Chris Benoit again. Dude, did you hear Tim Dillon's rant on those girls? No. He goes, those women shown up in support for, what's her name? Lindsay Clancy. He goes, those women showing up for Lindsay Clancy would be like, uh, guys shown up at the OJ trial with their wives with black eyes. And he goes, and I love it.

Have you seen them standing outside the fucking, doesn't it also not sound fucked up? It does look like they're all showing support by doing strangle hands outside of the court, doesn't it? It's all fucking crazy. It's all crazy. You know, it's funny. Like, all these girls were like,

who do you trust more in the woods, a man or the bear? And then like, I wouldn't trust my kid. I'd rather a female bear actually would pretend. the baby would protect the baby uh yeah maybe depending i mean if it's starving they're not look at look not an attractive person inside no it's always a common theme look at that there's a lot of back that's a lot of back extra that's all the back and there's like and y'all want to be mad at

dejjan love or what the fuck is name there's only three different haircuts in that crowd yes yeah yeah you have to be out your fucking mind oh i still in peace for Lindsay, not a mention of the three kids that were murdered. You know, it's crazy? Blue hair. Wow. Surprising. Why does it always, why is it always people who look exactly how you'd expect?

Well, stereotypes exist for a reason. Pattern recognition is a thing. She, let's also, I heard someone prove this. This is a good point. What was the girl in Florida that did this, that didn't get this kind of support? Casey Anthony. Oh, that's right. Because Casey Anthony's hot.

Did she claim postpartum or anything though? I think she just killed them. I think she was just like, no, I'm crazy. Yeah. And people are like, all right, you're out. Dude, I watched that documentary, the preacher's wife last night. Oh, I was about to put that on, but I didn't put it on. Is it good?

It's good. What's it? Is it a Mormon thing? No, no, Christian church. Really? Christian church in Florida, I think. Really? I forget where it's at.

Myrtle Beach, the pastor's wife. I'm a sucker for a good Mormon shit. Oh, no, this one's great. because it's Christian, but the John Paul Miller, who's, they're still, the FBI's looking to it now. So, spoiler. So she's 13, 14, starts going to the church. She becomes his assistant. He's married.

She's married. They start having a fair. They get a divorce. They get together. And then she's still involved with the church. And we didn't, they don't let you know at the time what's going on behind the scenes. Dude, he demanded that she. had sex with him.

I, this is, me and my wife were cracking up so hard. He demanded that she has to have sex with him four times a day, four times a day. That's a lot. Even, for me, as a dude, I'd be like, this is too much. I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't. I physically could. I'm on test.

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't. Yeah. I mean, my wife is bona fide smoke show. Not to say that's a good thing, but also that's, I can't. Crazy. Crazy. And then, uh, his whole sermon, too, was basically about that. Like women, if you're not taking care of your man, he's going to find it elsewhere.

So he was cheating on her too. So he made her get on heavy testosterone shots to keep up with his sex drive. He had her on test? Heavy dose of test. So it changed her voice. Had her get titties. What? And then he was such a freak.

He would hire bums, homeless guys to jack off on her, like finish on her. What? Crazy shit. What? You got to watch the knock. You're like, what? He's such a terrible person. And then.

Why homeless people? What? He's just paying people to jack off on her. He's like, Diddy? Finish on him. Yeah. He's like a broke ditty. And then he, and then apparently she drove whatever, two and a half hours away and

committed suicide, but there's no signs of it. And the gun and the body were 100 feet apart. So all the FBI's looking to it now. He said she got off for medication, but he was harassing her the entire time. And she has all these diaries saying how dangerous he is and all this stuff. So she committed suicide, but the gun ended up 100 yards away. Yep. What was it thrown?

by Dejohn Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not good, dude. It's not good. That's insane. They're opening it back up, but they got him on harassment and stalking. But again, it's not enough. It's just not enough.

When was it? This is 2024? Dude, it's wild. Wild documentary. Definitely worth a watch. This guy's such a piece of show. Yeah, this is suicide. That's my thing.

These cops didn't look into it. They have to know them or something. But here's the problem. They're actually going to change. the laws in North Carolina because of what I think they're calling her name's Micah. They're calling it the Micah law because since they were married, she would call, she would call the cops like, hey, he slashed my tires. Hey, he's trying to kick down my door. Hey, he's doing this. Hey, he's doing this. And they're like, well, you're married. This is a, this is an issue for a married

couple. Oh, he bought. So she had no rights. And there's all this extensive documentation of her being like, hey, he's threatened to kill me. Hey, I'm at my sisters. He's saying he's going to raise hell when he gets there and the cops like you're married they pulled the all he bought the cow that's correct then do shit yeah there really should be i do feel bad for girls in that sense because in in a lot of these cases if the guy doesn't directly hit the girl there's nothing they could actually like if you're just throwing furniture and it's not hitting her the cops like what he wants to do yeah what do you want us to fucking catch it yeah i yeah i don't know what the answer is but it can't be like yeah you'll be all right you'll figure it out no because then it's this happens and then she has all these tax of him

like threaten her doing all the stuff. He has authority over it because they're married. So he would put her in insane asylums and intucinolize her and having her on all this medication. He controlled her medication. He controlled when his, her family could see her.

And North Carolina is like, yep, they're married. That's his right. Yeah. That's really fucked up. And that's why she ended up dying. So he killed, I mean, he obviously killed her. Are they not going to open?

Clearly killed her. The FBI's looking into it now, though. They got him on two charges for harassing. and one other one, but it's not enough. Dude, sometimes I watch some of these documentaries and I'm just like fucked up from it for days. Did you see the Natalia Grace one? Is it on Netflix?

No, it's on Hulu. So she's basically, bring that up, Jen? You ever seen the movie The Orphan? Yes. You know that's based on this girl. That movie, and she's not even really, basically her parents, like her step-parents like adopts her, right?

And then they realize at a certain point they don't want her. So they start just lying and saying she's an adult from Russia. Oh. And they got the court, it got so bad how much they lied about her that she's actually nine years old. So they, but they got the court to agree that she was 18.

So she's nine and she had to go get an apartment, get a day job. And the way they basically kept her from snitching was they would just like steal her phone and wipe out all the contacts so she couldn't tell on them. And just fuck. And because she had these, like, she had her feet, she was born with disformed feet. so she couldn't walk up and downstairs. So they just moved her to the top floor of like a... Oh, she shouldn't come down.

Yeah, with no phone. Wait, so this says the accusation. Shortly after the Barnets claimed, they realized Natalia was actually an adult women. Was an adult woman with a dangerous intent to harm their family. They alleged she threatened them with knives and tried to poison them. Yeah, that was all bullshit. The dad ended up being like...

So she really was a kid? Yeah. And they lied and like, she has pubs, which she didn't. she has dwarfism or no no she was just an actual child they just made all this shit up yeah this is a rare form of dwarfism but the way but no she's a kid with dwarfism but they were able to just like yeah she's strange kid but uh they were able to because because they the law said that she was 18 years old on the books the jury couldn't look at the case as she was a child so it's it pinned the jury and the jury was like there's nothing we could do it because if we're looking at the case from the actual

If I'm true, like from the truth or from what we're allowed to look at it as, then we'd be lying. I'll kind of watch that one. Do anybody die? No. I'm not watching it. No. I need to.

The dad is gay. Is he? So gay. Like he's the most, I don't know if you could look him up. The dad. He's the most in the closet guy. Yeah. Adoptive father.

Michael Darnett. Yeah. Give me it. Give me a, give me a video. Go to a quick video so you could see what. this guy's like. You might just be able to go to video. Yeah, that's him right there.

She's abusive. Oh, my God. He's ridiculous. I couldn't fucking stand up to that woman. I could today. Yeah, he's clearly so gay.

I could now. So much sugar in the game. Yeah, he buys his wife. Yeah. Oh, she fucking ragdalls him. And she just abuses him, like physically, emotionally. He's such a dork.

He's also like, there's something mentally wrong with him. You could tell. He's not like a normal guy. I feel like he went to acting school and this is his big chance. That looks like acting right here. Yeah, super gay. But, yeah, those documentaries are frustrated. Like that one, the nightmare upstairs where those kids don't want to go to their dad.

So they locked themselves in the, in the room. You haven't seen that one on him? No. Oof. I think it's called the nightmare upstairs. So these kids were saying that their dad's molesting them. But by law in Utah, they have to go see their dad. And they're like, we're going to physically take you, like grab you from the house,

physically take you in this cop car and drop you off at your dad's. And they're like, no, he physically, you know, touches us. We're not doing that. So the kids literally boarded up their bedroom, stayed in there and aired it on TikTok and fucking YouTube and the mom's airing it. You know what I've seen this? No. It's so frustrating. But there's no evidence that the dad ever touched the kids.

And the dad's like brokenhearted. He's like, I don't get it. And it started with the kid go see this new therapist. And the therapist was like, based telling the kid like, go in your dreams, you ever dream about your dad touching? He's like, yes. And like, that's an admission. And so the dad was like, it all started when they started seeing this therapist.

I've never touched my kid. So you watch the whole thing. You're so frustrated by all of it. It ruins the entire family's lives. The mom's making money off TikTok now. She has like fucking sponsorship deals and shit. So she's here to it. Yeah, dude, making money.

She's doing her thing. But then it's so frustrating because you watch all of it. Ruins both lives, both families' lives. And then I just look at my mother-in-law and my wife. I'm like, what if the dad's telling the truth? How fucked up. Do you think he was telling the truth? I don't know.

I do not know. I lean towards yes. He probably was. Maybe, I don't know, those kids are young, I don't know. And then the mom, you know, like. Within the, like, were they rednecky? No, Mormon. I think they're Mormons.

They're in Salt Lake City. Ooh, I know. That muddies it a little bit. Mormons are weird. And you talk about sugar in the tank, kid has sugar in the tank. Oh, that's. It gets a little hairy. But then again, you kind of got to look into these, these documentaries on your own and get the actual facts.

Because remember, they want a sensational. everything, and they want it to... Well, they have a narrative of their own. Yes, like making a murderer. I remember I was doing shows out there in that hometown. I started making fun of making the murder how he was innocent.

Buddy, they were not having it. Really? Because people that actually live there, like, no, no, no, we know that family. That guy 1,000% look up the evidence. You look into the evidence, like, oh, I'm sorry. Really? Yeah, yeah. Clear as day he did it.

Clear his day. You don't think it was a setup? No, not at all. Hmm. Some of these talking about... I don't know. Whenever you see some of these cases, like, whenever you see something fucked up going on. You know Netflix must be just watching some of these stories go down and be like,

we got another dog. We got another one coming. We got another one coming. Like that, you saw the doctor that was like a fertility doctor and he was like, uh, everyone's like, man, this guy he made, we were not able to get pregnant. Oh, it's his sperm? Yeah. He was just, he was gooning into all the vials. And he has like 30,000 kids. Yeah. And he's part of like, I think him and there's another one like that where they're, it's like a cult where they're trying to just like spread their seed all over the country. and they're doing it in like all brown and black countries too now crazy yeah those docs you have be careful with that you got to remember that have a narrative the worst one so far like i love all things serial killer the recent charles manson was like charles manson hidden tapes i can't watch

more charles man i've know everything about him at this point but if you know if you actually know ball when it comes charles manson like and you read that chaos book or you can listen to the fucking audio book if you want but if you read the actual book it's all bullshit they're so far off What do you mean? Like the Helter Skelter's not real. Race war is not real. He's never killed anybody. I know he never killed anybody.

The race war, all that was made up by the prosecutor to create a narrative that that's why he was doing it. Huh. Yeah. I thought he. That text Watson. So he wasn't a part of some cult that wanted to bring the apocalypse and. That's all fake. And then they have the family talk about.

They're like, what? Charlie was not what? Really? Race war. No, no. No, that's real. But the prosecution made down. that up so so to sensationalize it and so the the general public bought this crazy story and all that like no

that's real really that's fake he's part of uh all like the government was giving him fucking acid and lSD and stuff he's part of that with the unabomber all that oh what's that called operation not paperclip no uh it's that CIA thing where they were they were literally trying to create assassins or something like that yeah and they did and hate ashberry they literally had a clinic they and he would go to it all the time. And then his parole officer, they'd be like, hey, he's supposed to be here. He's down in L.A. at fucking, you know, Spawn Ranch.

And they're always told not to mess up. M.K. Ultra. That's what it was. He's part of M.K. Ultra. Do you believe that was a real thing? M.K. Ultra? 1,000%. Yeah.

Oh, I mean, that's, yeah. Yeah, it's well documented. That's not like, you know, I know, if Callin was here, it'd be arguing. Like, no, CA does everything great. No, no. MK Ultra is a real thing. Well, Brian's not here, so we go all conspiracy.

I mean, it's not even conspiracy at this point. These are facts. Were you on Google Chin? It's going to say, no, NK. Ultra is not real. It's chat. Yeah. Here's my thing. So if MK. Ultra, right, in the 50, 60s, 70s, they did.

Create the Unabomber, created Charles Manson, created a lot more assassin, stuff like that. That was their technology in the 70s. How good do you think they are now at it? Yeah. Take a little break here. The wait is over. Football is finally here, kids.

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you don't see all this happen in the streets. Like I remember, dude, living in New York, the amount of people that would be like, dude, I can't believe what's going on there? And I'd be like, what do you mean? You're like, I'm here. Yeah, I don't see any of this. And they're like, remember, remember when there's that big thing of Asians,

you know, getting socked in the face and getting, of course. And then she was like, what? Yeah. I actually go on a date with an Asian girl who got socked in the face her first day of being in New York City. Yeah. What was the circumstances? She just moved here from China

And she was just Fresh off the boat Yeah it was a freshie And she was just standing on the On the platform and she goes Some fucking six foot five black dude Just leveled me I'm guessing he was homeless

And insane right I don't know if she found out his backstory But No did he did she see like Was it a normal looking dude Or was he just kind of like rambling to himself She just saw this huge dude It was just looking at her phone

She looked up and just boom right across the face. What year was this, by the way? Has to be, so I'm, it was a little bit before I moved to Austin, so about like two years ago. So, but that wasn't during the height. Remember, it was like this big push of Asian hate was like before that. Well, when it was like, when they tried to make it like,

and also remember it was only black guys sock in Asians. Well, if you live in New York, you get just, it's weird. It was homeless people mostly. Homeless, yes. There's a lot of things like that where you'll, yeah, it's usually homeless. where it's like they're just random attacks exactly that's what i that's what i narrated down to i asked all my friends i asked them to ask their cousins their fathers their uncles none of us knew anyone but we saw it all the time in the on the internet so i told these guys i'm like what we don't know anyone then yeah

but when they make it racial that's when you get moved oh yeah and then people that were like i told you guys people that i'm like you know i look up to that we kind of we're like instagram friends but they're like famous asian people they started going like we support this This is terrible. I'm like, all you fuckers are doing this sold out. I know what you're doing this. Yeah, exactly. To get support from the other.

But it's, it's in everything. It's like same thing where like, if you criticize Islamachever, Khabibh's camp, everyone's like, oh, you're so Islamophobic and you hate Dagestan's like,

what are you talking about? Islamophobia. Oh, I don't like their, Islam, Islamophobic. Yeah. I don't like their fighting styles.

I think I don't, I don't like their fighting styles. They went all the time because they're playing the sport of fighting. So I don't get down with any of that. Sure. And they're just not exciting and they're not active. And then also look into the camp man. How many of them tests it out for PDs?

And then they want to act all wholly and all this. So I just don't buy it. That's why I don't fuck with them. That's what to test them. There's nothing. They could be from fucking Miami. They could be from China, Jamaica. I don't give a fuck where they're from.

I have nothing against Agstains at all. I think they're awesome. That group in particular, I don't fuck with. That's it. How many times have been caught you? How many crypto scams that they ran before? When they, when people try and give like, oh, John Jones can't be the most, he can't be the goat because if he popped. But then they'll name like, Khabib, they'll name.

And I'm like, do you think if the Dagestanis had the ability to get tested as much as all these other fighters that there wouldn't be the same amount of hot pisses? Because Islam, hasn't Islam popped? He's pop. Islam pop. Every track, they redacted. And it was like, actually this, but you're like, I don't, it's something shady's going on there. Yeah. How do you redact?

Some shades going on. What do he? And same with John Jones. those pulsing or whatever the fuck. It's a picogram. It's still in your system. Yeah. Yeah.

And what he, something's going on there. What John Jones was taking is what you would take as a PCT after you do a cycle. But also, but also count how many guys have tested hot out of whatever the 12, 15 members of Khabib's team. I mean, I think nine out of like 12? It was like six.

Compared to Greg Jackson's camp, which has way more guys nowhere near same ratio of guys getting tested hot. Well, here's the thing too. And I'm sure, I don't know if it was the same time, same thing in your era. I bet you it is. But if you think that most professional athletes are not taking something and haven't been able to figure out how to mask it to perfection because you actually have people who, that's their job, you're just delusional.

Like, I'm sure during your area, how many people did you know of that you can't say we're running everything? All of them. Like, look at, have you seen like, Sean Shirk, the fact that he, he's, you know, he was able to even fight looking like that is crazy so it said two out of jacks right pot for sure too yo ramo does count your roomer just trained there but yeah get the fuck out of he's a t t k so you got one john jones but my thing with the daggers saying he guys i think you hit the nail in the head like they they do the fighting game better than everybody else

right they do but it's like catching up with them son yodong was like cool that was great right after that you just need a guy who's gonna not get worried about look at this look at this so five four with positive test sanctions possibly five positive positive usman tested positive yeah this was like a yeah 20 went oh yeah you're right in bellator he like and legit shit has umar or now no it doesn't say but I remember Zubaira and who's fun? Osterine. Okay.

Osterine is a song. Again, I just think they're really bad at taking it. I think a lot of guys are doing it. They're just really bad. They're getting busted left and right. And the other thing is like, oh,

they're so, you know, they don't talk shit. They're super humble. I'm like, I don't see that. You know, it's funny too.

Which again, I don't have a problem with, but if you're going to tell me one thing and then get upset if, you know, and then, yeah, it's crazy.

I hate to be that guy, but like, watching them and like I love wrestling I watch every R a F like I've been a wrestler for a long time I love wrestling but when that's the majority of what you do and it is a lay and pray it does make fight and if you do that once a year and then no one gets a chance to fight you in between that it is boring you know and like I hate to be that guy and this is coming from a wrestler I do think that there has to be some type of rule change because if you're just laying and praying you can do a rule change because it's part of the sport it's like being mad if a

team just ran the football and you can't stop them from running. But do you think that the judge, do you think the judging should be judged a little bit differently where if you're laying on top and you're not doing anything, I don't think that you should get the same, because in college wrestling, if you ride, you get riding time, right? Because if you're just controlling someone for a long time, you get point, you can get points for riding time. Yeah, I think there should be more standups if the guy's not inflicting damage. I can see more standards.

You can't change the rules because such a big part of the sport. Yeah. I meant like the way it's judged. You could force them engage more if they're not. You stand back up. But also the blueprints out on how to beat them. Don't try to win rounds. You got to go for broke.

If you're coaching someone, what's your recommendation against the Dagestani fire? Let's say you're fighting. We're going for knockouts. We're not going to, we don't care about the rounds. We're going for not. When we're on the feet, we're trying to knock them out every opportunity we can. You're going to get taken down. They're not going to finish you.

Make them work. Make him work eventually then you get tired from it like Islam and then we gotta go to work. Go to work, mean, start going for broke. You get taken down. Islam has a decent finishing rate though. Yeah.

Because he can knock people out and he can tap people. Not at Walterweight. Not at Welterweight. He doesn't. Yeah. He's 0 for 2, Bubba. I do think that he has the ability to tap people, but not knock people out.

Not at Wilterweight. You don't think so? Couldn't come close to JDM? Couldn't come close to Ian with Chado Gary? He's had 50 minutes to inflict damage. Look at the faces the guys he fought. The one thing I will say about Gary, though, Gary's defense when it comes to, like, his grappling defense is sick. He really does have good grappling defense.

But you're right. He did kind of ragged all people. Like the way he ragged all Moycano. 55, he's a finisher. 55. But again, these guys are bigger. Like, what he's trying to achieve is impressive. It's really tough.

Those guys are big. So it takes a lot of energy for him to get him down. And so he really doesn't have the finishing capabilities at 70. Do you think there's a part of Islam that now that he's the champion, there, there's a part of them that goes, fuck. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Well, especially, he's the champion. Especially he's going to do.

His boy just gets starched. Because as the champion, you could be next, Bubba. You have the belt, so you've got to defend it up there. Unless you want to be like, unless you want to vacate it, but then it's good, that's a bad look. He's not going to do that. But now you have people like,

I want to see protests fight him. I want to see Morales fight him. I'll see Michael Morales fight him. Over protest? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. that crazy knockup power that's what that's what's going to take to get them out of there now do you think that there's probably two more fights left for islam yeah and we're going to see him fight once a

year for the next two years yep it's so that is boring like you could say what you want that is yeah it's not good like you're not like that's what i loved about israel at asana's run when izzie was run when izzie had his run and he was at his peak beat everybody he fought all all the time. Alex Pereira fought all the time. He lapped the division, dude. Mm-hmm. And what is going on with?

Or what else you got, Chester? Well, before we drop the, the, the PED stuff, just real quick. So just like Nick was saying, like, he's off the cycle with the Pico Grams or whatever. I remember, like, John and I guess maybe his team, but they're saying, like, there's no way, you know, that Pico-Gram makes a difference in any fight, but it's like, obviously we're not talking about how much was in, you know, the P-Gram. We're talking about what you did beforehand. You're talking about what you did in the off-season.

Yeah. but that's usually the argument. That form substance does not go in your body unless you're playing with... No, no. That's just, we're not arguing that peak ramp. And then another thing with PDs, and I love Luke Thomas. I'm a huge fan of his, but we always talks about like PDs has never shown any difference in like, you know, damage or whatever.

That's not true. No, but either way, that's not what we're arguing. The PD is just an advantage, advantage period. Especially in training. Yeah, exactly. That's not the argument. For injury, so they can train harder, longer, more frequently. That's, exactly.

And their body doesn't break down. Exactly. advantage isn't the night of the fight. Like a harder punch or a harder kick. That's not what we're talking about. If you're all natural and in a training camp you throw a fucking, whatever, spinning back kick 1,000 times. If I'm on PDs, I can throw it 5,000 times.

Yeah, you recover faster. It gives you the ability to work harder. Yes. Yeah. Now, that's a good point. Yeah, because it doesn't matter what you have in your body at the day of you're not, no one, I mean, I'm sure maybe a percentage. If you're putting lean muscle on stuff like that might help, but.

But speaking of fighting, did you watch the biggest fight of the year? King of Zool-A versus Gypsy Crusader? No, I'm not familiar with either of these guys. I'm an unc, man. So type in Best of King of Zulowah. That's where you could get it. I won't just get an idea of what this guy is like. You could do it on YouTube, yeah.

What's he do? No one really knows. He used to be, if you listen to him, he was an assassin for the Russian mafia. He was trained in by Shaolin monks. which ones do you like to click on? That fake alpha male, King Azulah's most ridiculous quotes. Go to Top 10 bullshit story by King Azulah.

Oh, that's fun. I fought 30 guys at the same time, and they couldn't take me out. A bullshit? A bullshit? I started getting to fights, left and right. Eventually I left this one

because there was a game that I wanted to kill me. And the boss took out of the... Put it to my head. Told me to stop fighting. I said, shoot me. He's so entertaining. He's such a bullshit artist, but so entertaining. Pause. You guys don't know that I could move like a shouting monk.

That right there, I learned in China. And eventually at the age of 18, I became one of the guys in the mafia. I was named the kid. I would go out to places. Whoa, he just stole Brian Callan's name? We're just going to let that slide? One time I got jumped by like 40 guys. Some guy really got hurt.

I was one of the leading actors. superstars of the world like Jean-Claude Van Damme and Bruce Lee. I was 13. You picked up a stick and he went to hit me over the head and I did this and I broke. I picked him in the leg, picked him up and threw him on the coffee table. Coffee table broke in half. I fought 30 guys at the same time. He also said he would beat John Jones.

Bullshit. He's so entertainingly full of shit. So someone decided, and who's the guy he's fighting? So he fought Gypsy Crusader. Who's that? I think it should be telling that his coach for this fight was Jake Shields. Gypsy Crusader is a guy who used to be, I don't know what happened to him, but he got, he's super racist. Like he has the SS tattoo on his chest.

He used to be, he might have seen like videos of people like clips of him. He's like dresses like the Joker on those like those apps and just says the most. So different, man. This is them fighting there? Yep. But this should be easy for that guy. was used to fighting 40 guys right oh my god i can't believe this is a thing but he didn't have an experience he brought with some heart you know he never shied away

he never turned around he kept coming forward see the problem is he wasn't a shallow moves are banned in fighting so that's why that makes sense yeah this turned into a whole thing uh so he won by decision split decision which made no sense because he decided they just beat him up the All the whole time. Jipsi Crusader was, he, he has professional Muay bouts in his past. Like, he's not great, but he has a Muay background. So he watched this and just was like, I'm just not even going to punch it, but I'm just going to kick the, like, kick him, just embarrass him. And do people watch this?

So many people. This was a big deal. Yeah. And it was on that duel? Duel. That's the only reason people watched it. Well, Mike Perry, too, Bubba. But they didn't want to watch Mike Perry fight this nobody.

They wanted to see him fight Dylan Dennis. And when Dylan backed out. Now, which one has the Muay? The red shorts. He had like a very breaking even record. And was there beef between the two? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, this guy was, this guy walked in the ring and started doing Hail Hitler. Salutes at him. Oh, he's like a full-blown racist? Yeah. And the guy. And he's white? Azule. Yeah, he's like, uh,

Romania or something like that. Bro, this is terrible fighting. He had a feeling it was going to be bad. But like everybody wanted to know what this guy's been for years. You've definitely seen the video of him online before. It's a joke to most people where he's like, I walk in a room and everybody knows not to mess with me. When I walk in a room, people get nervous. He's like, I've been in the room with MMA fighters and they go, I don't want a part of you.

Like that's the level of ridiculous this guy who can't fight is. Then why would he sign him for a fight? No one can't fight? Because now all that's out the window, right? Or does he still have such a big fan base where they're like, no? He has a fan base of people that just love watching how cringe he is. But no one's buying the shit. But he definitely not now.

He's not allowed to use those band moves. So that's why he. Yeah. If he was able to do the stuff he does, the Kumitae, he would have won. He would, this is the type of guy that would have been so famous back in the 90s. Well, you know, Frank Dube. where the movie Bloodsport's supposed to be real. Have you ever looked up Frank Duke's stats?

No. The real Frank Dukes. At the end of the credits, they give his actual... Again, the movie they show his real numbers? Yeah, dude. You want to tell us some bullshit? Is he, he was bullshit? No.

Hot-ish. His... It's fantastic. So he was, uh, so... 329 and O. 329 and O, uh, 56 consecutive knockouts. Fastest knockout, 3.2. seconds.

Fastest punch ever, 0.12. What? Had a 72 mile per hour kick on his own webs. That's his real record? No, no, no, no.

That's his, apparently his website. No independent labor. It says, later people associated with Black Belt magazine reportedly they said they could not find

any evidence confirming his competition. 329. So basically, back in the day, that's why this guy would have been great. You could have just made shit up.

And you would be like, oh, this guy is the real deal. The early days. Yeah. Well, did it. But my thing is with your home boy, you go back to a homeboy who fought, like he's talking all that shit.

Like I fought 40 guys fought for the mob. But now like the cat's out of the bag. Everyone's seen you fight. Everyone's like, oh, you can't fight, dude. Right? That's embarrassing. But the issue is like the young fan base that tuned in for this, they also don't know ball.

So do they look at it and go, oh, that guy can fight? Well, there's a lot of dumb younger kids that actually think that the gypsy crusader is a good fighter. this is his second pro like second pro about on these cards yeah so I mean this guy ruined all of his

not that he had actual credibility if you're not a fucking he ruined it with people like me not that I was ever following anything he's ever done or I'm not familiar with him but the younger crowd I assume they know he's full of shit everyone knew he was full of shit

no one the stories that this guy tells about fighting 40 guys and he also said that he was trained by the IDF and he's has certain languages he's not allowed to speak in front of people hell yeah he was that type of guy seven and seven no documentation of his moiety fights well yeah you can get pretty far being full of shit but then you get exposed at a certain point but with the internet he can kind of call you out though you'd think but if he has like die hard fans then just like you're joking around about the whole band moves like he could convince them like

i was not allowed to use those moves oh there's people who are gonna believe they're gonna yeah they're gonna back them for that jesus christ like in the 90s you tuned in for this i watched the highlights afterwards i was on stage when it happened i was very sad that i missed it but if you could have you would have here's why and i'll tell you why it's just bad fighting i don't yes but here's why you want you're you're pooing it but hear me out never watch it no no Come with me on this journey real fast. Let's take a little break here. O'Reilly Auto Parts.

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That is so fast. On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. I've been watching this guy's video's been showing up my algorithm for three years now about how much of a badass he is and how he would knock John Jones out and this and that. So when I finally got the chance. to see him get the shit kicked out of him?

Did he get the shit kicked out of him? He was in bad he didn't land anything. He got fucking swept a bunch times. He got body kicked to the ribs. But they didn't get the moment they wanted of him getting flatline killed, right? I would have loved that. Yes.

I would have loved that. That would have ended at all. Yeah. But if you're seeing this guy for three years just talking shit about MMA fighters don't want to fight me and I can not, I've knocked out 40 guys.

I went to jail for knocking out 40 guys. There's a part of you that goes, I got to see this shit. My thing is, does he make money off saying? that shit? Like he has a YouTube channel? Is that where he's making his money? He's just a social media guy. So I don't know if

he has a YouTube channel, but he's like, you're on TikTok so you've seen him before. He's big on TikTok. She's by making good money. He's probably making some money off of it for sure. I wonder if shows his actual YouTube channel though. Oh yeah, that's also a gross thing about him. He hooked up with a 15 year old girl with his brother

and, excuse me? Yeah, he he got charged for it for graping a 15 year old with his brother so when I was like you know this guy's finally going to get this shit

wow he actually does have a big following 470,000 subscribers I mean those aren't great numbers for that many subscribers yeah it could be fake yeah he sparred an ex-UFC fighter and I don't know if you know the fighter but he was a no-name fighter

and the UFC fighter let me see it Go to the actual one. We'll see the ex-USC fighter tried to humble me in sparring. He probably doesn't show the fun parts of it where the fighter actually ragdalls him. He's just talking about it.

Go down to the... Oh, here it is. Who the hell is that? That guy was in the UFC? Yeah, I don't think he had a winning record at all. Yeah, he didn't show all the parts of him. He gets fucking pieced up. Let me look up at this.

It's right there on the bottom right. The actual footage. This one here? Yeah. Supposed? This guy who you're looking at right now is one of the fakesest wannabe tough guys on the internet. He's being going mega viral for years because of how much of a gangster tough guy he portrays himself as online. However, we've never actually seen any footage of him sparring or training.

Now, confidence is nothing. This guy operates in his own world of delusion. And this guy isn't a troll either. No, that's the box. No, that's the box. He is being 100% serious. This guy is... called King Azuley and he popped up on the scene around the same time as Andrew Tate he's basically just that and I'm

X UFC fighter is part him everything is great and shake on it everything is good right you respect this place here is a Superman that's after the fight he says go forward there you go bleish so that's much they's footage goes down oh this is this is this is But is this just the edit like we just saw? No. This is the same foot. They're not going to show him.

Either way. To watch this petto that's lied about his whole fucking backstory for all these years, you're damn right I wanted to see him fucking to fight. But I don't want to watch him fight if he fought a real fighter. and that got super fucked up. But I don't watch two guys that can't fight. That's why I understand kids these days. I don't, don't get me wrong.

I wish he would have gotten knocked the fuck out. I've never seen that guy either. Yeah, I think it's fake. I think that's fake. Says can't confirm the name. And honestly, that guy could easily be paid that much money to be like,

you're not a real fighter, you're fake fight, you, yeah, and then, you know. But again, I think people that tune in the stuff are just going to assume that guy's UFC. That guy didn't know UFC. No, you could say that.

see. Not, not, not, I've ever seen. He, that has, he has a very, like, I don't know. He said I've been doing this 30 years, too. I don't know who that is. Yeah, he could have been paid, too, you know, to act like UFC fighter. Former UFC, bantamweight, and flyweight. Jared Papasian, the Jackhammer.

Jared Pappasian. That's his face. That ain't him. Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's like a younger version of him. Younger and less fat. that. And we'll just tap on.

2014. He was 0 and 3 in the UFC. Go back, Chen. Go back up. Just go back to where you're out in Google. Go back. Yeah, it's just taking some time. Yeah, we'd go back to where it was doing the search.

No, I mean, I'm saying that computer's taking time. Oh, got you. There. You sure that's him? Yeah. The face doesn't like him. Well, he looks like he gained a lot of way got older. Yeah, he's fat.

now. Click his Instagram right there. Jared Pazia. That ain't him, man. Yeah, see, look at the face. That ain't him. You got to show off. You can kind of see his face. He looks like John Bernthal a little bit. He does look like John Bernthal. You see, you can kind of see the similarities. Zoom in? Does he have the chest tattoo here? Yeah, I see his chest tattoo here. Bottom. Yeah, I guess. But he looks way younger. That's a current picture of him right there. That's what doesn't make sense. If this is correct. Click on the picture. That's some 189 weeks ago.

Oh, gotcha. He really let himself go in the past 189 weeks. It's only 223, yeah. Well, he is in the USC here. 11 years ago, his debut. Jesus Christ. And let's see that one. How long is that?

2020. Oh, wow, so he doesn't post a lot. No. It looks more like him there here. Mm-hmm. But you can tell he gained weight, shaves his face. Yeah.

He's got a morphine to himself. What's funny, there is, how many people like this are there out there where it's like this guy, you can call yourself a UFC fighter, but you're most likely washed out. And you need money. Yeah, I only had two fights in the UFC. Oh, yeah, there's him getting pieced up right there. All right, let's look at this. Oh, really?

Yeah. To kill each other, you know, we're working here, yeah? Yeah, still think the video's edited to make him look good. Even that. How do you throw, how are you throwing all these with your hands down if you're a pro fighter? It's a work for you. none of that's landing on if you're up here. Oh.

Boom. It was knocked his ass out. Whoop, boom. Your props for staying up, I guess? He got gazed there, too. Yeah, he didn't like that. That's a real estate agent who's been out of the game for about 30 years. He hasn't been to a real estate for 225 weeks.

He just looks like he's been just eating. And remember, he fought at Bannonweight. Yeah, what is it? 170 pounds now. He also, what was funny he lied about his height, he said he was 6 foot 1, and then he got in the ring

and everyone realized he's 5'8, which is such a crazy lie. Yeah, that's the most obvious one that you can prove him wrong. Yeah, this kid, if he fought him when he's like in his prime, would absolutely destroy him. Uh-huh.

He almost got knocked out there. But you'd expect, if it was a real UFC fire, like, a guy, like, somewhat removed, like, a few years, he would eat this guy a lot. Mm-hmm. I mean, his whole thing is fake, so I have no doubt that he paid him to make it look somewhat like he's giving him.

I don't know. Yeah. What was weird is to hire Jake Shield. No offense, Jake Shields. I met him before. It was super nice to me. But to hire Jake Shields as your striking coach is a very interesting choice. Was Jake Shields ever a striker?

No, right? He knows MMA. If he was grappling, but was this straight box? Just kickboxing. Yeah, Jake wouldn't be the guy at hire for that. No. But if we're doing MMA, Jake's phenomenal.

Granted, if you have an SS tattoo, I'm sure your list of coaches is probably limited. Not a lot of guys. Fair point. Not a lot of guys are going to take that channel. No. Like I say, I've been on the couch this whole time, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, they paid them for sure.

I just did it for you. You know how to make peace. We don't want people that are upset with you. don't like you. We're here as men to save them than ever before. And forget

their shit and stuff like that. The end of the day, we can save each other, man. Help one another. What fuck is he talking about? Friendful with you, but I want to tell you something. It's you

that pushed me to go into better. You know what I mean? Was that your best fun to have? That was the great spine. Yeah. Was it? Yeah.

What I do this is I've been doing six professional fights. I've been able to show them. You're not gonna want to shit for you. All you got to do is get to shit. Backward. It's terrible. It doesn't matter. You can't show them on social mail.

It's badgwork. They can't do you go back. Oh, I like this guy. He's going to learn my moves, you know? How can you learn your moves on backwards? I just wanted the thing that I'm coming in. What's that UFC fighter name? He's a good dude.

A cop. Yeah, he's trying to help him. He's like, dude, you're not getting shit. here if you're actually gonna do this man i'm telling you your bagwork looks like shit jared yeah he's like that's the best swine you've ever had he goes and i haven't trained in years yeah he's also he's gone to home depot and breaking bricks to train for this fight i feel bad for that uc fighter man i mean we all know that there's some uc fighters that will take a bag by certain people to make them look good yeah that and also that jared papazian or whatever papazian that guy's like there's mike

Easton monster. Yeah. Easton was a fucking monster. I don't remember him. Short stocky. Monster.

Like knockout dude. Or at least he threw a crazy blow. Meade him fought on, he was the main event when I fought Johnny Curtis in Washington, D.C. Oh, so he's been around

for a minute. Really, really good fighter. He's a Lloyd Irvin of Blackwell. Jared Papasian. What do you do to him? Majority decision where was it at oh there it is go up jenn right there he beat a majority decision yeah

that's that the event you were in no go down or you're right below it he if am i iron uh bloodworth because washington no no i fought uh uh uc when he fought john dotson 2008 he won by split decision most people thought john dotson won dude what happened at donson made a great career isn't he still sort of fighting though isn't it i think he's uh i think he's and bare knuckle. John's so awesome. He was such a freak of an athlete. Awesome guy.

Dude, that was in 2008, dude. Does that make you she old? Me and John Dotson were just getting started. John Dotson was so athletic. And he worked at, I think, P.F. Chang's? Did he really? When he's fighting there, when we were on the same card, he's at P.F. Chanks. I've never been at P.F. Chang's.

is it like um chinese fusion problem it'd be like uh it'd be a panda express i was going to say fan express is a pan express restaurant wait pf turn this is a five star restaurant compared to panda express think panda express but quality really fuck yeah i don't think that's quality chinese oh buddy you're missing out bro you know you know how pf you know the lettuce wraps the chicken lettuce wraps no no it looks like fast foods i never went no no no it's a restaurant oh buddy you are so off it's

It's fantastic. Authentic Chinese founded by Paul Fleming. That's why it's fusion. So it's both. Yeah, you know, that's why I want to get money. Dude, they're miso salmon? Oh, buddy. I'm so hungry right now.

Misal fish is just good now. Oh, dude, they're chicken fried rice, shrimp fried rice. They're dumplings. No, no, don't you start on their orange chicken. None of that is authentic Chinese food, you lunatic. it is if you're Paul Fleming Have you ever been to an authentic Chinese food Like like Chinatown Chinese?

No man, but you get on this beef and broccoli You gotta get on the fucking general tau Oh I fuck with it heavy I fuck with all that Pepper right there Oh my God I'm so fucking hungry That is making me kind of hungry I'm on going to do you know I have PF Chang's

No Yes is there one out here? Yeah Yeah I'll get a PF Changs There's one Me and my wife already all the time back when we lived in Woodland Hills,

because there's one right up the street. Oh, this is a nice dining place. I'm not trying to say that I'm never better a night. That actually is nice. I expected it to be like, yeah, it's like a Panda Express where you go in and it's like,

bro, I told you, Panda Express if there's a five-star restaurant. They always have those big ass statues out front. This actually looks kind of nice. Oh, dude, BF Changes is the fucking B's knees. I wish I had a PF Changed sponsor.

That'd be sick. That would be sick. The decor is sick. Where do you rate that? In like, in like, if you're, if you're rating a 10, your top five, is that above? P.F. Changes is a 10. Above Outback Steakhouse. When it comes to like the top five of like the chain restaurants.

Texas Roadhouse number one. Texas Roadhouse, 10. P.F. Changs, one. So Texas Roadhouse, one A. P.F. Chang's one B. Really? Don't get it twisted, dude. Texas Roadhouse is pretty good.

It's always ghetto is shit inside. Fired, dude. Getto is shit inside. It's fire, bro. You have to also be ready to fight. time at a Texas road house bite a fucking sirloin right in my mouth the ones in New York get fucking rowdy not in Texas dude authentic Texas you just call Texas Texas Roadhouse authentic Texas yeah bro my kiddos is fucking love that place whenever

we're doing travel ball we always find one they're all over Texas have you fucked at the real barbecue here yet oh yeah what was your what's your spot the best barbecue is style and switch have I haven't even heard of that one. Right? Because it's not the trendy. Like Frank, Franklin's or Terry Blacks or blah,

blah, I mean, it's good. Terry Blacks is like going to Times Square for pizza. Exactly. Interstellar. If you want,

like the best part. I heard interstellar. Interstellar is ridiculous. Styles is the switch. Interstellar is the one and two. Is this a place where you have a line though? Nope. That's why I fuck with this.

Okay. And also the best burger you will ever have in your life is that style switch. This is why I don't hit barbecue in Austin. It's because every good. spot that everyone tells you about like you have to wait online at 8 a.m. And I'm like, I'm not, I don't want fucking barbecue at 8 in the morning. I took chin. How good was this place? It was damn good. phenomenal. Really? Phenomenal. Anybody that comes in town, I take him there.

We don't go to Terry Blacks. We're not going to Franklin's. All the catchy spots. Opies is good. I live right around the corner from Terry Blacks and it's a fucking nightmare. If there's a wait, I'm not eating it. I don't want to be at fucking Disneyland and waiting for my brisket. No wait. Opies, sometimes gets a little crowd of Opie. is great. Styles and Switch, there might be a line, but you're not waiting,

you're inside. And then Interstellar, there's a line. That's their issue. There's a line. Have you found tacos here that aren't doo-doo? Wifi, man.

Wifi, I found this authentic Mexican food truck taco. Really? Buddy. I take your word for it because you're from, you lived in L.A.,

so you know good tacos. Also, my wife's fucking Mexican is shit. Yeah? Like, has to stress out about fucking ice. Mexican. I need like real media tacos. I got you.

Because every place I've been to, I'm like, there's a white guy named Tyler making my fucking tacos. Yeah, I don't want it. They're making me a caesidae. But have you heard of Lupe's? No. Now it's not like authentic, but it's good. Lupe's is fucking legit of shit. Not cheap

though. No. None of the tacos here are cheap. Lupes is right there. Lupes is phenomenal. Oh, this is making me so hungry. Yeah, I'm starving now. Yeah, lupes is phenomenal. High end, but it is white Mexican. X-Mex.

Yep, but they, like, marinate their beef, their steak. You can get Flaming Young. They cut it up, and then their tortillas are authentic. The flour tortillas are great. Their salsa is phenomenal. You know what's the problem with sex-Mex? It's just like fat people tacos. Yeah.

I'll have my wife to tell you the place. It's ridiculous. For me, for the, I only lived in L.A. for two years, but it made me so spoiled when it came. the tacos because food in general nowhere. Yeah.

Nah, they're Mexican food and I mean in L.A. Italian food in L.A. sucks. Oh, Italian. Okay.

Dog shit. Chinese food in L.A. dog shit. You're crazy, dude. Dog shit. L.A.? Anything in New York's better? A thousand times better.

You know what you promise? You don't know where to go. You're one of those guys. No, you're one of those guys. I've been in New York. I've been with New York with a real New Yorker. Food's great.

We have the best food in the country besides Mexican food. No. It's a fact. All the best Chinese like chefs from China because that's where that's, that's, that's like the place to go. That's what New Yorkers say. No, that's just the word.

Yeah, I think you love New York very much. That's wrong. No, no, don't, don't get me wrong. New York has great food. L.A. has phenomenal food. You just have to know where to go, Nicholas. Do you have good food? But, L.A.

So, Mexican's great. The Korean food is phenomenal. Best Korean food I've ever had, best Mexican food I've ever had. Top, would I say your Italian foods in the top 10? Yeah, but it's also because other places have shitty Italian food. Because I would go New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, when it comes to Italian food. Actually, no, Florida, than Los Angeles.

Oh, interesting. Well, according to chat, overall food reputations in New York City. Yeah, I'm spot on with that. Well, yeah, there's different ones. But it's kind of like anywhere, especially in 2026. like basically any any major city go to if you actually know where the fuck to go like Denver has phenomenal food now if you just go Denver you Google good restaurants you're not going to find the best food this is going to be sound crazy Denver has some of the best Mexican food I've ever

had in my life those good Mexican food in Denver very good Mexican food that's not crazy they have the best burger in America dude cherry cricket never heard of it but you know a local bubba the I've had elk burgers in Denver. So fucking good. Elks good. Their bison burgers are good. But have you been to, what's the, have you been to Casa Benita for food? I have.

Have you been there since the South Barker? I just bought it. The last time I was in Denver. It was my first time ever. It fucking ruled. Because the food used to be. I heard it was dog shit before. Dude, it was so bad.

You know that you had to eat in order to go to see the entertainment. My mom was like, she's vegetarian. She's like, I'm not eating. And they're like, then you're not getting it. I heard it was that bad. I was like, Mama, for the love of God. Just eat a soap air. She was like, no, I'm not eating.

And we literally got our shit and left. I'll never forget. That's how bad the food was. It's so, they acknowledge how bad it is because they do this like puppet show at late at night. And they actually show actual dishes from what they used to have. And you look at it. And it looks like prison food. And it's like part of the joke.

The sopas were good. You could put fucking honey on them. But the real food was awful. And it used to be like buffet stuff. right horrible now it's like to there's some autistic person comes to your table that acts like a south park chari parker from south park and his partner they're fucking billionaires yeah dumped all the money into it because the flagship in denver it's caspinia is a fucking it's so much fun yeah it's cool it's so much fun i had a fucking blast there i'll take my kiddos there when we go have they not

been before no i haven't been since they've redone yeah yeah you could sit you could be there for hours and you feel like it's not enough time yeah it's cool And the kids will love the arcades there and they have like the fire diving. I'm trying to say, yeah, and they have the cliff divers. Mm-hmm. And they still have the flea circus. Flee circus. You have little fleas doing all sorts of tricks and stuff.

Yeah, I didn't see that. Oh, really? So it was a big thing, apparently, though, for a long time. Huge. Because I didn't know, my girl's family was like, oh, this, before South Park, this is a historic thing. Yeah, historic land. I thought South Park made it up and they created a restaurant.

And South Park, South Park is a real place in Colorado. is it? Yeah. There's an actual town called South Park. It's tiny. Is it like a dumpy little town? Yeah. Yeah.

You know it's so funny? I remember. Yeah. Bring up, is there a real South Park? Yeah. The police park? I still don't believe the fleecer. Okay.

Is there a real South Park? Yeah. They based it off something I know. Yeah. I'm telling it. Real South Park in Colorado. Yeah. Yep.

Well, I figured it wasn't an animated town. Yeah. It's a large mountain valley town. Rather, but it's not an animated town. Thank you, Google. Droppers. and hunters. All right.

So you grew up there, like, not South Park, but like, was it Denver or was it a town outside of Denver? Denver Aurora. Aurora, okay. Yeah. It was so funny. I'm home for school shootings. I was telling my girl, her family, I'm like, yeah, Brennan said he used to do, like,

wrestling, he used to take the bus, and, like, you'd go past his town that, like, smelled like shit. Greeley. And they're like, look up, ask him where it is, and I text you. I'm like, he said Greeley, and they're like, you're in Greeley. That's where they're farm was. Not a cool place. It is fun though

Going on the farms and doing farm shit Real farm shit up Yeah That's why those boys are so tough up there Have you guys have any good sushi around here Because I can't find Uchi anything Uchi has very good sushi

Uchi's pretty good Uchi How far is that? It's on there's one on South Amar Yeah it's downtown Okay We went there Oachie's good

Again if you know Again if you talked to I've been there You can find food It's different than L.A Obviously different than New York But there is good food in fucking Austin, Texas.

Some of the best steakhouses you can go to. Jay Carvers is ridiculous. I'll put Jay Carvers against most steakhouses in the world. Jay Carvers? I haven't even heard of it. Crazy. My girl is such a foodie. So we've been hitting all like the cool spots and they're fine.

But then when you go to the spots that are like not trendy and it's just like the local Austin people know, that's what you want. That's where you want to go. Like if you're waiting an hour for and you have to dress up. It's usually not my kind of place. Like areos, great food. It's a Mediterranean steakhouse. Arias is great. Did you like it?

Yeah, very good. What's that Mediterranean or Greek food off of Congress there? Abba. Abba. I love Abba. If you go there during their daytime, it's such, like I'm not an ambiance guy. I usually, I don't give a shit. But it's so fucking, it's so pretty back there that it's.

And then my, like some of the guys I coach with, they're from fucking Texas. So they'll be like, oh, let's go here and eat your meat for drinks. the coolest fucking spots you've ever been to. It's always good meeting locals. I just haven't met many awesome locals. Me neither until I started coaching and then they're from Texas and they're like, hey, we're gonna do dinner tonight.

Like, oh God, we're downtown. Like, no. And they take this dope spot. Yeah. Great food. That's what I've noticed about everywhere I've ever lived. It's like the people who are from that place are the most enjoyable people in that.

By far. Like when I lived in LA, all my friends from Venice Beach, like they were born and raised there are fucking awesome. The best. But like you meet people here and like, because you get this weird thought process. If you're,

cause like me, I go to the gyms in Austin and downtown. Like, it's all like the most unfun people to be around. But they're also not Texans. That's the other thing. Like there's such a movement here. I mean,

here obviously like, I remember when I first moved, my neighbors, I was like, authentic Texas. What's up? Like, we're from New Jersey.

I'm like, right. Authentic Texas. Like, we're from Fort Lauderdale. I'm like, holy shit, where is everybody?

Yeah. And then you meet people from here. It's same with Denver. Like, you know, People like, they'll go to whatever Del Frisk goes or whatever. No, go to Shanahan's. Go to Shanahan's.

Yeah. Like there's certain, do you, Best Burger, Cherry Cricket. I don't know where they're hiding in these Austin locals, but I've met almost nuns since I've been here. Got to have kids start playing ball. They're all from Texas. Yeah. All from Texas.

You go to the gym and it's just like, it's like the most, like the gym's here. Like you go to a regular gym outside of. I go to meat. I don't go to a chain. I go to meathead gym. But like I went to lift A. and you're allowed to lift with no shirt on. So it's just a bunch of young kids with permed hairs.

Yeah. Broccoli heads. Yeah. Chains. Not chains. They have pearl necklaces on. Gay. And they're shirtless and they're flexing the mirror and touching themselves as they flex. And I'm like, I got to get the, I, I cancel my members.

I guys like, I can't do this anymore. You can't have it. I'm like, I want a place where everybody's on steroids. I'm the smallest person there. As good as the restaurants here, the best food I've ever had in Texas is from, Houston. No. Well,

Houston, truth barbecue is the best barbecue in America. Has been to truth? Now. Or Pecan Lodge and Dallas? Both those. Brian took him to that place. Peacon Lodge.

Truth is what you want. But the best food I've had are people like, again, because my kids, they'll be like, oh, we're going to have a barbecue at the house. Dude, like my buddy Jason, he has his own ranch, does his own meat. But he's got to be so good. When he does brisket or ribs or his fucking. deviled eggs, the fucking potato salad. It's the best food you've ever had. What's meat like when you go to a person's house that has their own cow? It probably tastes

so different than what you're getting in the store. It's so good. Right? It's so good. Like farm to table shit. And it's also like he'll call you up like, hey, killed whatever a buck this weekend. I'm throwing a barbecue because he's big Texas fans like, hey, for the Texas game, come over and you come over. It's like the spread, dude. I just want a friend who's just like, I killed this thing here. I want to, I want a meat guy. That's Rogan. I want some of Rogan will call me. I have 50 pounds of this. Rogan will call me, fuck, dude.

I mean, he calls me all the time, but I'm saying as far as offering me, once every three weeks. Hey, me, you want some elk sausage? Hey, many, you want these elk steaks? Pass them on your boy. He just has a fucking fridge of elk. Pass them on to your boys. Yeah, we're poor.

We need to elk. I'll do elk and scrambled eggs in the morning. I want to try that. Dude, elk is like, it's, I expected to be like venison. Not at all. It's so good. Dude, I killed from the first time hunting, I killed that one. You killed an elk?

Killing elk. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Back up. White-tailed deer. And he looked young as fuck. He looked young as fuck. No threat at all. And hunting's probably not for a man.

I felt terrible for days. And now that I'm talking about, I feel bad. But the guy was like, yeah, so what dress for you and cut up the meat? What do you want? My wife's like, make sure they make Treesee and all this stuff. Then like a month went by. And the guy calls it, hey man, meet up. We got your meat.

And I just haven't met up with him. Really? Yeah. She just killed him just for fun now. Well, it's there. It's in the freezer. Now you just killed it for no fucking freezer. I got to get it.

I got to get it. The last year or two, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I got to pick it up. I'm just been swamped. This might sound pussy of me, but I've been loving, like, shooting a bow. But, like, I haven't, I've just been doing target practice. I don't know if I have it in me to be killing deer.

Deer's tough. Deer's tough because they're not a threat at all. And they're cutest fucking person. I like animals and shit. Like a hog, I don't give a fuck. No, my thing is, like, I was like, man, we need to hunt something dangerous. That's the only way I'm going to continue to do this. I need something where if we miss, we're going to have some consequences.

That's why you got to kill boar. Bore would be cool. Bore would be cool. Like a big grizzly bear, even though I love bears. You ain't killing a grizzly. With a bow? You think with a bow? I'm with Cam Haynes, I am.

Oh, yeah. With Adam Green Tree, I'm, you think I'm taking my dumb ass of my two kids out there with a fucking wooden bow? Hunting Grizzlies. Come on, kids. Hunt Grizzly. Oh, my God. That next week, you'll be on Big Brown Breakdown in just body cast.

Or just chins running it now. By the way, if you kill pigs, even though they do, like the big ones look vicious, they are typically with their families. Yes. You'll see little ones run by and it's so, it's really tough to see the little ones run by. I can't. I can't. I mean, I've seen this video. I saw a video online and it showed how delusional people are.

this is the question. I want to ask you, what's the biggest wild animal you think you could take out barehanded? Because I've heard some fucking crazy answers. Could definitely kill a fox. Okay. If it was like attacking me, I could grab them.

Now, we're assuming I can get a hold of them. I'm not chasing after. You're both bloodlusted. You both want to go. It's one-on-one. There's nowhere to go. Definitely taking out a fox. Definitely taking out like a malnourced wolf, I think.

You think so? Yeah. A wolf. Not like a giant fucking cyber. Not a timber wolf. No, no, no.

Okay. But like a malnourous. Coyote, yes. Coyote. Yes, Coyote, Fox.

That's probably my limit, dude. You think limit? Yeah. Because you start fucking with like cats. Like we're talking about big cats, like jaguars and shit? I think I would actually.

Jaguars get up to four. Not a jaguar. What's the one in California? The ones that are in. Bobcat? I think Bobcat. Not up close. I've seen what was,

remember I used to go on those trails all the time? and I saw a bobcat just chilling this during COVID so all the animals would come out so you're getting no gift by a bobcat buddy because thinking about a house cat if you like you've seen that video that house cat run around like I and fucking grab him yeah I'm kind of scared of house cats house cats are fucking gnarly now a bobcat that but beef the fuck up on peptides oh yeah they're kind of big walls are big I was I'm remember looking at a thing me like dude if that thing wanted to fuck my world up we'd have a problem because they're big dude 35 pounds fast I think if it's for your life

35 pound bobcats can be Problems bubba You think so? Yes Yeah Cats are strong already And they're quick as fuck I have claws dude

I have a weird fear of cats Because when I was a kid My grandma had a house cat And I was like maybe three or four years old And it was just a mean fucking cat And I went to go pet it And it stood up on its hind legs And we were the same height

And it just boxed me like Mike Tyson And just beat the shit I mean I just stood there Just fucking just getting rocked This thing says human share mass and blunt force capability mean that a chokeholder pin in the animal can overpower their small predator. So you have to catch it in a dars. Or you just got to pin it down.

Bobcats teetering on craziness. See, that's where I would have put the limit. I would have put the limit of Bobcat. Like most dogs, I feel like I could. No. Ever since me and Brian went and got attacked by those Belgian Malamois, it humbled me. It bit right into, I was wearing the super.

into my elbow and my whole arm went numb. And I'm like, oh, you could do whatever you want to me. But those are trained. Yeah. I'm talking about regular fucking dog running down the street after you. If it's just like Fido, then yeah. No, I'm, but even if it's a German Shepherd, but he's not trained. So he doesn't know to dismantle your arm and hit them.

German Shepherds are big. I know. There's a big one by my house that gets out. Like a pit bull, even if it's not trained, could just fucking walk you. Unless you get behind it, choke it out. That is how. You could either do that or you have to put your finger. in its asshole.

What's that they say? I feel like a gay guy made that up. It would be really embarrassing. If it didn't work, then... You know, close your. Put a finger in his asshole? His head's here.

Well, it's all like in wrestling. You think he's just gonna stop? Well, you have to... You know, in wrestling when you pull a switch and you come around? It's like checking the oil. I don't know, man. I feel like somebody made that shit up.

You gotta go for his eyes. You know how gay? You got to be like, yeah, I'm gonna stop that thing, put my finger in there. If it's for my life, I'm going for his eyes. Going butthole.

I'm going eyes. I feel like the butthole is the same thing as people say, oh, just punch the shark in the nose. Yeah, yeah, because I punched so hard underwater. Yeah, you're also not supposed to, if you see a shark, you're not supposed to run. You're supposed to stay on your ground, which I guess. So this says, no, sticking your finger in the pit bulls butt

is not effective or a recommended tactic unless you're a gay man. I wish, I'm glad I know this now. I would have looked like such a douchebag. Yeah. I'm getting mold and I'm also fingering his butt. Yeah, you can't be doing that. Oh, it's just embarrassing. Increased aggression.

All right, Jinsster, is that it? Sure. That was fun, man. That was good. Appreciate you filling in. Yeah. We went down a weird road. Dude, you got to try P.F. Chanks where you leave Texas.

I'm down. You have to. Well, don't they have a member of? I think they're nationwide. No, you got to try the Texas location. You got to try the Texas authentic P. F. Chang's here. Fucking, all right. Let's get some P.

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