The Fighter & The Kid - The Fighter and The Kid Take Over Drinkin' Bro's | TFATK Ep. 916

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen record at the Drinkin' Bros Podcast studio while they're both in Texas! House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight in the kid. Come on, baby. Brennan, you're worth the drinking bros podcast studios. We moved to Austin.

We've moved to Austin. We want to thank the drinking bros. Dan Halloway. Is that you see our last name, Dan? Halloway. Halloway. Hallow. Hallow.

Halloway. My boy and Ross Patterson, who we did we did so Ross we did range 15 with that right yeah, and I did also in the drinking bros Hot second again. Yeah now was that was at 1997 and that's right. It was not 94 Brennan is very very distracted because he keeps looking behind us going. They have more depth than we do on the set. That's everything. He'll assess until the fighter and kids studios have more depth. Correct.

Well, it's a great setup, man. Compare dars with it. You know, how about the fact that let yesterday in Austin, there's a bachelor at party and, you know, we're used to being only, well, all our fans are bros. And this very attractive girl in her 20s is like, oh my God, can I please take a picture with you guys? And I was like, yay!

And the rest of the Bastille Rat Party looked at us like, who the fuck are these regular dudes? Yeah, but they were warlocks. Who was the giant in this? Who was the warlocks? They were the warlocks. Like who are they? Remember?

And just the hot one recognized us. That is actually true. That's right. I don't want to call them warlocks, but they were, they, some of those gals are like I'm in Austin and I'm gonna drink and eat all the food Yeah, and we're gonna have some fun. I'm gonna wear yeah Yeah, those gals were Lizzo fans and though the cool one was our fans, right? That might be a very politically correct way of saying that somebody hasn't been missing a lot of meals

Yeah, dude. We're moving to Austin Yeah, let's not get carried away. No, this I get good news in bad days. I've heard about it place. I didn't know that. Are you looking at property? Yeah. I think that the idea is to live out on the outskirts of Austin.

Yeah, Fort Worth. It's a lot of land. Really outskirts. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I don't see anybody. I'm just going to zoom into the pod, live on my land. Yeah, you know what? You might be able to do that, but everybody has this fantasy of having your own animals and

access to a well and your gyms across fit. Your garage is a CrossFit studio. What? I get too bored. I don't have that pit. I'd be good, dude. Yeah, I'd be good, dude. Yeah. I'd be good. Yeah.

What do you think about that? It was hot out here, though. Hot out of the sun. You know what? Because you're in Manhattan, though. I'm in the valley. It gets about one or five, one, ten, where I'm at, but this is no different for me. Yeah, this is a little, a little more moist.

Well, thicker. Now, we went, now, if we could have done a podcast last night at dinner, our dinner was at a state house. Is Mr. Joseph Rohan, Joseph Rohan. Mr. Joseph Rohan. Eddie Bravo. Eddie Bravo. Brian.

Brian Callan and Alex Jones. At Brenner Trabben, Alex Jones. That was a, the conspiracy vibes were piece of it. Red hot. The conspiracy vibes were piece of it. Red hot. Red hot. The conspiracy meter was hitting red hot, and you were quiet, and I was trying to mount, I was trying to mount a defense against,

I was having an argument against conspiracies with Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and Eddie Bravo, starting with me saying, I don't think that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself and But even I had annihilated Brian on that. That's just insane killed I got killed you know the Harlem Globetrotters like wins the Harlem Globetrotters in the really shitty team You're the shitty team against the conspiracy Globetrotters you got annihilated I got annihilated because Rogan is so up on that stuff now

and I got destroyed. It's a white belt going into black belt and conspiracies and you got annihilated. And then I was trying to say that the deep state, the CIA isn't as all powerful as it gets and Alex was like, you think they're all good guys, huh? I want to know of your deep state. I'm gonna find out of your deep state now.

And so we had a laugh, but I got. And when you left, I told Alex to one. Be careful with Brian, man. Yeah, I got crushed. You got annihilated. I even had some texts on my phone from a very, very, very, very, is it powerful or certainly very well known?

Oh, it's called powerful. Well known democratic. You could say powerful. Yeah. You ruined our lives for the years. And that ruined all my credibility. And Rogan summed it all up this way. Rogan looked at me and goes, the reason you don't think there any conspiracies is because your dad, you love your dad. You want to please do that?

Your dad was CIA. And I was like, that's not true. It is though. Hey, hey, Bubba, Bubba, hey, you know I'm on their side, right? I'm not on your team on this, though. No, no. That's why I was quiet. You were egging them on. Yeah. You kept calling me a car.

I'm poking the beer. Shob was looking at Alan Jones and Eddie gone. He's a cuck. This guy's a cuck. He's a plant. He's not even on it. He's not, this guy is deep state himself. And you kept pointing at me over there.

And then you go back to your stake. Yeah. And I was like, what the, and Rog kept pointing at me over there and then I just go back to your stake. Yeah, and I was like what the And Rogan came at me hard As he should. Yeah, did you watch the fights last night? I watched the fights last night I thought with the Nate first of all didn't know the UFC was even going on But I watched a chorus and Hagen fight of course against Rob fine. You know, not you know, not the yeah Well, just you know, he's got the job done. But it's not, of course my boy, but it's not gonna, it's not gonna win you in favors

with Uncle Danny, get to a title shot. Sometimes fights happen that way though, right? I mean, you gotta do it. Yeah, no, no, no, you gotta go for that level. You kinda, now it's the safe route and you're gonna get a big fight next. He's ranked whatever three. Yeah.

But you're not gonna, like if you would have starched him, you're talking, everyone's like, oh, I can't wait to see court. Now no one's saying that. So, so, so, the better the coach, you have a game plan, but you're saying stand and bang. No, I'm not saying stand and bang. I'm a fighter on two week notice,

Rob Fondz not known for his take down offense. First two rounds, this drain is energy. Keep him active. Third round, keep on the feet, fake the shots, and light him up. Yeah. Get, let's drain his energy, keep him active. Third round, keep on the feet, fake the shots and light them up. Get, let's get a finish. Yeah. That's what you, you know.

And that's what, then, that's also what you have see brass is expecting. We're not expecting a five round decision. They want highlight reels. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, they're like, hey, you're strong. We found you an opponent. Yeah. Let's get it done. And when you do that, they go, okay. You think that's kind of conveyed to Corey? Because Dana Devin. He apologized on Instagram today.

He goes, hey, something like, sorry, I know what you guys want to spread. Be cool though. It's a different lesson in master class because we haven't seen him use his wrestling like that. So those guys know. They know, but they're also like, fuck it. All right, who else are you gonna throw?

I got the dubbing. And Corey Sanne is different. Where're also like fuck it. All right. Who else are you gonna throw? I got the job. And of course, and of course, he had a different way. He's like whoever you want to bring on, I'm gonna beat him before I become champion. So if you're way of disciplining me is fighting Marab, that's what I want. Yeah. So he's different. Yeah. But other guys, you know, like a sugar shan or, you know, is he, they know like, I'm gonna start just dude so I can get a paid be a huge fight. Yeah, but the more exciting fight was Nate Diaz and Jake Jake Paul. Yeah, man. First of all, Nate Diaz is rugged as they come and we know that though. Yeah, and but but um And I kind of figured it would go something like that. No, you didn't no, I did because Nate is so rubbery

Nate's just he's so hard to get out of there. He can roll, he sits there, he kind of covers up. He's bigger than people think. He's also kind of big, he's beefy. Nate, when I hung out with him in San Diego way to 191 pounds, that's a substantial guy. I mean, one of the things that people have known is for me anyway, because I'm 170 and a small friend.

Yeah, really? Because I was like, his head is way bigger than I thought. His arms are super long. He's long. He's got a big frame. Now his brother, Nick, is even bigger. Yeah. But 190 is substantial when you're walking around.

And I think, so I wasn't surprised at that size thing, and I wasn't surprised he was able to weather those problems. But not even that. It's just, you know, he has a lot of miles on him, a lot of miles. You didn't know how serious he's going to take the fight. So when people, even my brothers hit me up because, hey, my Joey and I Anthony wanted to get inside the Nate because he's a plus three, seven, five dog. I go, Nate's not a bad bet.

It's not a bad bet to assume he's going to be some version that we're used to in the UFC and Jay can't get him out of this. It's not a bad bet, but again, to win. Yes. So I said it's all predicated on his first three rounds. And that prediction is based off of Nate being more weathered than he was. Nate looked pretty good.

His card is pretty good. He looked great. But Jake definitely won the fight. Now, I think what's important. So here's what I'm saying. In round nine, Jake had to grab on to Nate because he got rocked. And that was impressive.

It's shit. Dude, dude, this can happen. Like, he got tagged up in round nine. Which he round five? I understand. I understand. But round nine. Nate almost flew through the ropes.

But round nine, he answered back and hit him a ton of times when Jake had to grab him. What I'm impressed with is Jake Paul. I'm impressed by both. No, I'm impressed by both. But I just think Jake is being taken seriously by everybody. You would think now. If you can take him seriously, then you got a problem.

He has him in the boxing for a very short period of time, relatively. This is eight points. And he's in there and he looks good. That's the main draw. He looks good. I thought he's in there and he looks good. As the main draw, I thought he looks, he looks, I thought he's, that's the best performance he's had.

And Nate's no, you know, Slouch, it was a good fight. I thought, yeah, I thought Jake passed the test. What's next form I think, you know, they talk about this MMA fight. I don't,

I think that'd be a bad idea for Jake to do right now. Yeah. You know, and also Jake has a deal with PFL. This is what people are forgetting. Nate's never gonna sign with another organization. I just don't think he's gonna have a special PFL

competitive UFC, because he wants that Conmer Greger trilogy fight. That's still there. That's money. If he signs with PFL, Dan's gonna forget about this then. Like it's fight for Nate, I think it's about beating Conner again. Not Jake and him and me. That does nothing for Nate. Yeah, he should beat him Yeah, and what went was sorry you gonna fight on the UFC or you gonna fight on Jorge's because you

Because you're you're training now, right? I'm Jake Paul's neckline. What? Yeah, I would not know I'm the I can't I can't I can't what I can't. I can't what? I can't. Why do you keep egging this fight on? I'm talking here out loud. You're like Don King, dude. I'm just saying, it looks like you're watching. We went to get donuts today and you were like, can't. And I went, what?

You can't have a cake donut that's maple glazed. You go, no, and I was like, why are you having an all-trim in the tummy? I'm doing some road work. You came to my room this morning, all sweaty like you'd had a workout in. And I was like, you look showered. What time do you wake up?

And you were like, ah, no, I just got up. Moving around a little bit. You're keeping things from me. What's up fam? Hopefully you guys are enjoying this episode of the Fightin' the Kid. We are in Austin, Texas. So we're using the Drinking Bros podcast studio.

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You're a government plant. I'm saying I saw some numbers thrown around. I'm talking, I'm talking if we can get you in the ring, get it, we all need some cash. Now I will say this, the amount of money Jorge's team threw around is. Let's take it easy. It's a, it pumps your ego up,

and I went, appreciate you have that value of me. It got your attention. You got all my attention, and it's a real stroke to the ego. I appreciate that. I really do. Okay, let me see. I'm not worth that.

I'll tell you right now, you're gonna lose all your money, right? Well, I'll say this, there are people that they would throw in front of you, not just Brian Cullen, but there are people that they would throw in front of you, not just Brian Kellen, but there are people that they would throw in front of you. By the way, it was just a boxing match. I'm going to pepper your face up a little bit. Sure.

But if it's not me, there are other people that you'd have a hard time, not at least entertaining. Correct. And that's where we're at right now. And it's not Derek Lewis. No, we're not going now and it's not it's not Derek. I'm not fighting Derek Lewis Beard not cool MMA fight that allows head stumps. That's not happening head stumps That's the offer I got and Brian's like entertain it dude. You could do you just take him down?

I'm like you know when I heard there were head stumps. I was like well, I can't have that I can't have that So that's not happening. But now the truth is, I can't have you doing a podcast, we're eating out of a straw. It's not happening. You know where I got to wipe the drill off your mouth. That's not happening. It's not happening. But now some other names though,

I went, say money, I'm like, well you'd figured I went. I could beat that guy tonight. Okay now hold on. Big names too, big names. I won't call you buddy Alex, you know I don't wanna. You big boy, you hold on. Big names, too. Big names. I won't call you buddy Alex, you know, I don't wanna. You big boy. You big boy.

I like Nick when he met you. Nick, Nick Simmons, who is my boy in there. Great guy. Yeah, and my, you know, my opener and Nick. New York comic. Nick goes, Nick hung out with Brendan, and Nick's a New York comic, and when Brendan was on stage, Nick turns me and goes,

he's the nicest fucking guy. He's the nicest guy. I go, he's my best friend. What the fuck do you think I'm hanging out with him for? I'm not banging him. Yeah. You know, and Steve the internet. What are you talking about?

And then, but Nick also was like, he's, because Nick is strong and Nick works out and is. Sure. He goes, he's so much bigger than I thought. Yeah, I go, yeah, he's, because Nick is strong and Nick works out and he's, he goes, he's so much bigger than I thought. Yeah, I go, yeah, he's, he's a giant. You're talking about bam bam now. You're talking about bam bam. I know you lift a lot of weights.

I know you do a lot of stuff, but he's a little different level now. I'm talking about a different level. He bam bam, bam bam. Bam bam, he goes, yeah, yeah. He goes, he goes something like, he said something like, and what, you know, I was thinking about it too.

It was like, everybody walks around like a tough guy. We were in this room with a lot of people. And he goes, but if he locked that door, he could take me, you and everybody else in that room, huh? I go, that's correct. So you deal with bam bam. Most rooms. Deal with bam bam.

Deal with the big ol' gorilla. Everybody else monkey now. So having said all that. Me and Nicar friends now. Having said all that, I mean, nicker friends, nicker. Having said all that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, let me, like, look, Derek Lewis, no, no, no to him. An absolute, I'm not, I'm not even entertained. An absolute no, but they're no absolute no's.

There's some number they get thrown out. What I'm trying to say is this. If I write you a check right now, if I push a check, if I write it, I'm gonna write a number on a piece of paper. They take it easy now, calm down, we're talking. Sure. This is five million dollars. Okay.

Head stomps, you gotta fight the beast. Derek, I'm just talking. No, no, no, no, not five million won't do it. Okay, five million won't do it. Here's the thing, you're not far off That's what's insane. That's what's insane. Take it easy That insane. Let's not start throwing numbers around just everybody come back. I'm just saying We're on the internet. Hey, hey people are gonna run with these things. That's where you're more than all right

Listen, hey, I know it listen. I'm not trying to make you feel shitty. I'm not that's not my intention Yeah, but let's say they're it off you will fight right yeah, yeah, what do you think it was hey bro? Don't be a dick no dude I'm just no dude. I'm just I'm just a few to start about me and you were the same We're the same hey hey hey what do you think it works? Hey bro, come on. I think if I I'm on a sacked or a normal oncy you can do 2000 dollars a piece of shit Pay my first bite you can do it dude daddy. You can do it now now oh my mill You sucks right? Fuck off my moon. I'm fine. That's not throw that

You're not getting you You're not getting. No, that's insane. Can you not someone would pay that for my dumb ass? But there are. Well, I'm fine. Hey, can you call me five million bread now? I'm not calling you that. Brendan five million. You don't take any of my offer seriously. You don't take any of my offer seriously. Hey, all bullshit aside. How serious were they? Oh, no, it was pretty wild. It was pretty wild. And then my man, Dr. Lacks, my brother from another mother, Lex calls me, literally the next morning,

I was, talk to Dean, man, where's your head out on this thing? I'm like, what the fuck? What do you talk, I go, I go, At first he said, I know you called him. No, at first he brought you in the room and he goes, because I was all, because here's the thing about it. You get a big check, I'm obviously getting my peace. Not to be a dick, but I have, you gotta wet your beak. I'm obviously getting my peace. Not to be a dick,

but I have- You have to wet your beak. Well, because otherwise my mouth starts to run. I don't want my mouth to run. So you want to keep my beak wet, keep me happy. I'll bring the whole house down. I'll bring the whole house down. You have to dry stupid beak. My beak has been in the sand for quite a while.

I'm not letting you go fight and get all the attention without cutting your manager. And it's also good for ratings, you want that? Need a piece. Need a piece. That's good manners. That's good business. That's called good business. That means you're a good business partner.

To your own, to your fucking elders, to your mentor. You want, and I like where you head that on this because for 12 years now, my back's killing me from carrying this thing. So I was like, oh, Brian's taking some initiative. This is great. Yeah. Now, Lex, because I started getting, I got super excited.

Lex took me in the room. Lex took you in the room. That old talkie talkie. He took him into the room and went, hey, we're not doing this. What do you think? Because I could see you in a little competitive. Well, you got a little competitive. Did he say don't do that?

Well, then they started throwing around some things. Then you start hearing some, everybody's got a number. Urbotties got a number. Urbotties got a number. Oh yeah, I'll do only things for a certain number. That's right. Oh, show my feet, my weenie, I'll look here. There you go.

For a certain number, not numbers. Not numbers, hi. Now, not only fans, would you do, I'm gonna give you, I'm writing you a check. You gotta do a little guy guy stuff. A little collar stuff. Well, we're moving around, that's all. You just move around, I'm gonna find you a good looking

young, a young twink. And you can move around like that. I'm just like oil up and wrestle. There's no penetration. Look, for all the joke inside that you make fun of me being basically a half a gay man. Yeah. With the right, with poppers and just some feel good drugs.

I promise you you go 100%. You made a good check. I'm giving you a good check and I'm going to get you saw stop on all the right nitrates. Oh, I've did. All the right. If I didn't mean damn. What's the drug? What's the drug?

What's the sex drug? We got Molly. Huh? Molly. Indiana. We said we get little Molly in them. Get a couple of two to blow, but with Viagra mixed in there so he doesn't lose his dong.

Dude, if I'd have kids, line the boys up, Bukkaki video for the right amount. Yeah, the problem is the kids. The kids at the damper, blah, blah. The kids at the damper. Dad? They get bullied for the rest of the college. Your friends are like, what'd you say?

And they just show that. Game over. You know what I'm done? And they just show that. Game over. I'm done. Yeah. All right, well that's good. So, so, so, yeah, I'm very into this conversation. You're more into it than I was. Well, there are not, there are people out there.

There are reasonable opponents out there. And there are, and if the number's big enough, I'm gonna have to push you into it and not much of the choice. That this came about. And then also, because I've been pushing Bradley Martin, on the Brian Count of the Bradley Martin situation, I'm pushing him into it.

He wants to do it, and then I can move a shaker. I want to be there. I think we do it in this year. But it got taken another level, because now Jake Paul and his podcast offered Bradley Martin a fight against Mike Perry. And Mike Perry came out, was like Bradley,

all 180 pounds, a fight 180, whatever, whatever you want to do, coming this heavy as you want. We love Bradley and Bradley is not a fighter. Bradley is a smart guy with a great business and doesn't need to do that. And because we love Bradley. He's got energy with me, you fuck. to do that. And because we love Bradley. Keep that energy with me, you fuck.

No, hold on, because we love Bradley, he's our boy. We're not letting Bradley fight a veteran monster like Mike Perry. And Bradley's too smart to do that. Now hold on, now I sent Bradley, do you see Mike Perry, this is real, dude, that's real money there. And he goes, he goes, I'm not trying to be shitty,

man, I'm not trying to climb anyway. I've never heard of Mike Perry. I don't know who that is. In our world, he's a big deal in Beer Nuckle. He goes, he's a big deal in UFC. I went, he was a character, but have a ton of success in UFC. But Beer Nuckle, he's the face of it. He's the most successful crossover.

But he was also a legit UFC fighter. I mean, a legit fighter. Not a contender, but a legit. In Beer Nuckle, he's the best we have. A legit badass in the face. He's the face. Now, hold on. Mike Perry, 180 pounds, and they, what about grappling?

What about just grappling? No, no, absolutely nothing. Just grappling? No, no, no. You give a better shot against Mighty Mast and Mike Perry and grappling? Mike Perry is still a, is still went through the system of grappling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, no no but but but but you're talking mighty mouth when the grace of all time black belt I'm saying just grappling if they just do grappling you don't think you don't think Bradley has a better shot against my pair grappling

The mighty mouth. Oh wow, that's weird. It's too big too big strong. My my pair is bigger than 180 My parry walks around at one at 200 pounds at least Mike's a thick kid I had I just had him on a few months ago. He's not that thick. Well, everybody's smaller than you. He's short too. But I'm telling you, if you weighed, if Jorge Mazda always 205 right now, my pariways too much. But you would rather have Bradley grapple Mighty Mouse

because he's lighter, but way more tech, not even close. No, no, I love that. I love that idea because Bradley is so big and Mighty Mouse is much smaller. So you think he has a better shot against? I don't think you'd have a better shot against my pain grappling. I think both situations, because Bradley doesn't train in grappling. Well of course both odds are against him.

But you wouldn't rather have him go against a guy who's not a traditional grappler. No, I think both situations are not going to be surprising when Bradley gets his back taken or something. He's just, he's just, I think if it's just grappling, I think Bradley has a much better, I don't think he'd be cheater as a better chance.

I think for longer. Of having success against Mike Perry as far as just Jiu-Jitsu wrestling goes. Success in meaning, how do you define success? Lasting longer. Lasting longer, not getting submitted. My bounce is too quick, too technical. I make maybe, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know. It's footwork's too good. It's footwork's too good. it's not a thing Mike Mike still is Professional yeah professional. I'm just saying when it comes to that You know and his techniques not at a world-class level as far as grappling goes against a bigger guy like Bradley It's not fair to Bradley for this he Bradley's not saying he's a fighter I love that Bradley's trolling and saying, hey, I think I, you know, let's see, because he's so strong.

Well, that was his idea, but I didn't bring it. I would never push somebody. That's all he's doing. And I was like, all right, I ain't make it happen. Well, we're gonna make it happen. Now, we're not gonna have you fight anybody until we have got you trained and ready. You're 40?

Yeah. You don't have any injuries. Uh-oh. I mean, you just don't have any injuries. So you can train. How's your recovery? Just a foggy brain. How's your, not really.

Just a fff. You just don't though. You don't have a foggy brain either. You just don't. Maybe it's the 15 nicotine patches in your face all the time. Yeah, that helps. My friend found out, my friend was doing nicotine and he saw how many you did. Yeah. And he was like, wait and he saw how many you did. Yeah, he was like wait how many that's nuts

You fret your friend pussy. He's a big boy friend pussy If you can do it do it man. It's not hard little thing. I go heavy. Yeah, I don't do anything moderation You were telling you you you we're having a conversation and Brendan's I've said You what what do you do to work out here? Deadlift, I did lift, I, what else do you do? Pull-ups, deadlift and... Dumbbell bench.

And dumbbell bench. That's it. And I said, I said, what, yeah, are you using a crossbar? No, no, because I'm not a vagina. Okay, I use a straight bar. I was like, I'm sorry. Look at you, you same thing, huh? Just a straight bar.

Couple of thickies back there too. Yeah, the hexagon, the triangle thing. That's for like old bitches. It's like people that are like cold, cold plugged man. Check out this new technology. We'll check this out, dude. Cree, a teen, you never agree a teen. You guys been doing that since you were four years old.

Excuse me. Been doing that since you were in four years. My calls even have one of those. Like my wake room doesn't even have one of those gaffes. What is it? The fuck is that? Hexbar, hexbar. Yeah, no.

Come on, dude. No, it's just pick up boxes. No, no, no, no, because I do it, I do it, no. No, because it's good for my life. And your trainers, like you say for your back, then don't do it, then don't do it. No, no, no. But then if you can't do it, don't do it.

No, I'm doing it. If you're not doing the real thing, don't do it. No, no, please, let me just do some deadlift for my hex bar. Why not? No, no. So you put me over in the section, the oldies. I wouldn't entertain them, like just don't sign up at this gym. It's not for you, you know.

I'm over there just doing it. Yes, it's about the one the belt, what about the belt squat? You put a belt on, it's hanging between your legs and you're just going down. There you go That's a hack squat. Yeah, but you better get a kettlebell and just do drops. Yeah There's all sorts of stuff you can do man. Yeah It's just making people so happy with the way this red shirt looks on me and I'm looking a little thick. The shirt says fight like hell Yeah, George Washington. You've wore some interesting shirts lately. Yeah, yeah, when I was doing, it's a conservative thing.

When I was doing a standup with you, you had a shirt on and had a skull. You had a skull on your shirt. Yeah, it's my boy Kevin Max shirt. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me call real quick. Oh, it's a flexion. They're out of business.

It's a flexion. No, no, no, but that was that take off on the misfits, I think. There was that some rock group. I like that skull. You don't wear skulls, no, but that was that take off on the misfits, I think. There was that some rock group. I like that skull. You don't wear skulls, no, no. Hey you. To all?

Dude, deadlifts, not for you. No, no. No, deadlifts, I want to do deadlifts, dude. Deadlift, not for you. What do you mean? Deadlifts, not for you. No, listen to me. Just overall, manly shit, not for you.

That's bullshit, I do fucking, I do fucking, I do. And skull t-shirts, right? Not for you. Do you remember how about this? Not for anybody. And these guys are all on their head, because we know, because? Not for anybody. Do you remember how about this? How about this? I was doing the other side. And these guys are all non their head, because we know, because we're not tools. Okay, listen.

Tools. Listen, I'm doing deadlift. And the only time I've been, I'm rarely embarrassed. I'm very hard to embarrass me. And I was doing straight barbed deadlifts with 135. And one of the things I noticed was my left arm is impossibly skinny and I'm doing deadlifts. He's curved the frog arms. And who walks in but Brendan and Tim Tibo and they were there to work out and

they and they see me deadlifting and Tim goes oh oh look at this guy look at this guy and I at this guy. And I put the weight down and I stepped away. And I think we got into a pull up contest because that's the only thing I could do. I was like, you guys got it and lift. I'm gonna be over here. I'm gonna kick the bag.

I'm gonna pit her pat the bag and just grab the water. I felt, Tim is such a beautiful looking human being. And strong. And just strong. That boy can dead live. He can dead live. He's got legs. See, you don't have much around.

You have a boxy butt. I got quads. I got a bit of a pee. You kind of have quads. I got your lower body, isn't what? I'm not as happy with it. Not more, not completely Tim T-Bo. Yeah.

I get tear drop. You don't have the belly of the muscle, isn't really. No, when I came in, when I came out in the belly of the muscle isn't really no when I came in this I can't not it's like it's like whether it's rain. It's like dropping no No, I'm not sure you don't have it. I want you to have tear drops. You're right. I get a rain No, I'm not sure. I'm not right my bike so much. No, no, no You're like compared to Tim Tibo No, it's not that if you if you wanted to get in bodybuilding that unfortunately all the guys who look to you

They would do this they say you gotta come over here and And they'd bring you in a room, they'd go, you don't have the genetics in the legs or the ass. And you'd be like, what? I'm built like a stingray. Yeah, you just, yeah, you too, yeah, strong. But you don't have the, you know the belly with a belly of the muscle, you get the cat, the quagga, I like that myself.

Yeah, those big quads with the tear drops. Yeah, nah, you got that. No, I don't, you're talking about it. What you did. Not half that. I wish you'd talk. You don't have that, dude. No, buvvvv, you don't. You got that Simone, you got that Simone,

like the big, big boxie. Oh, did you say it, you're saying that? Big boxie. I got Simone top, white girl bottom. Maybe a little bit, right? Yeah. You know that, it's all right. Well, no, my leg, my girl, I get my leg.

It's the only area where I get my leg. I lose a little of my energy when I see you. Really? A little bit, because I'll see, like, there's a picture of you and GSP on the, you know, that, that's a good one. And his cats are bigger. Yeah, he's got those, he's got those great teardrop things.

And you're, you know, you're there. You're there. You must smoke them, Sprint, right? Right? Right? Did you sprint against GSP? Smoked them, right? You faster than G.

I don't know why you put me in this situation. I'm asking questions. Yeah, you question myself. Did you guys do a little con? I'm fine. So you're saying I got a Polynesian upper body, a white girl lower body black man dick. I never said that.

Yeah, but you're listening, your dick is participating. It's in the game. It's, there it is. It's not gonna blow your hair back up. It's not gonna blow your hair back, but there it is. But you're gonna go, we can work with that. You work with it?

You know, we can work. Oh no. Oh no, I got my work cut out. You got shoulders, you got my girls are not that into some of them are, but the glad of girls are gonna be. Hey, cakes. They're not gonna be in, they're not gonna be, yeah, they're not into, you dig.

You dig. Yeah. This sounds like you have small neck, right? Huh? That sounds like you have small neck. That's small neck energy. No, we know I don't. Yeah Yeah, I see nothing. You got a dick on you do that daddy That's it. That's what the I can't take away dude hey you genetic suck, but you're dick hey Hey, what do you know? I got an apple bottom not bad you average guy right not really though because I got I got energy

average guy with big dick energy. Don't say average guy because I'm I'll surprise you. No, you're built to hit the field like it like you know, like looking just too just a little. No, you know you're built weak. You know what you're built for? You know what you're built for? Raking.

I'm great. I'm great. My leaf, bitch. Daddy's got guy's guy's guy's got surprising amount of flexibility. Daddy would have been great dancer. Little saucy. It's all right.

Moving around. It's all right. It's not like exceptional. You know, it was crazy flexible. Joe. Joe Rogan is the most flexible motherfucker on the planet. He hits like his own dick, I bet. 100%.

He is at 56. He can do the splits. I don't know anybody at that age. You can do that. He's fucking weird. We had a meeting one time in Hollywood, and this was when we were probably 32. And he was like, you do martial arts, huh? He was like, yeah, I wanna work my flexibility.

He was, what do you mean? And he grabbed both, he was sitting on the couch. He grabbed both his fucking, yes, he grabbed both his ankles, and pulled them out the way I porn star. You know when I porn star just opens or like that? You get that on the couch. In a Hollywood meeting, he just like, in jeans. And I was like, what the fuck?

And the guy was like, oh my God. Anywhere's those flexible jeans? Oh yeah, those bill rustles. Just like in Strat. Just bill rustle sidekick jeans. I remember the first time he got these of Chuck Norse. I think Chuck Norse owns that brand really yeah Chuck Norse because he was like throw a high kick at any given time Well, I remember when Joe said I finally found jeans that fit my butt on my legs because he's quartered out

He's got those those yeah, he does nath. Yeah, and the I remember a man's delight. He is flexible like that He's a bridge troll. You get older and you just you know, he just become I don't know. There's like a dude to be all into that He's a yeah, he's daddy. He's daddy to a lot of twinks Big sugar daddy. You pay all my bills and oh, yeah, no, he's attractive. I mean, there are a lot of I don't know though I used to be I used to be yummy to gay men and I knew I was getting older when they just stopped looking at me. I was on the beach. My wife, our dear friends, this woman has a lot of gay friends and these gay men come down to the beach with us.

They have, they don't have kids, Bobba. And they're in their 30s. You know what they do all day? They barely can't prepare. They do buries, boot camp and lift weights. So every one of them looks like a CrossFit champion. Cause that's what they do. And they're probably working some TRT and stuff.

Cause if you're gay, your tits and ass are hard. You better be on point. You better be on point. So they're all shaved down, jacked out of their fucking minds. And just busted nuts in each other. Oh, I mean, they were, and every single one of them was actually the volleyball, spike ball. I mean, all kids with a lot of them were from the South,

so they grew up doing sports and pretending they were straight. And that to migrate to California, if you'll say? So a lot of them, you meet them, and I swear to God, they're all dudes, they're dudes, right? I had no idea any of them were gay, no idea. Hey, relax a little bit. I swear to God, I swear to God, they're all dudes, they're dudes, right? I had no idea any of them were gay, no idea. Because we're like, hey relax a little bit.

I swear to God, they relax a little bit. They're doing this, they're doing this. Yeah, relax a little bit. I'm telling you. And they're all jacked out of their minds, and then I realized, oh, you're from Alabama. And I go, it was fun being grown up gay in Alabama. And religious.

Yeah, and he goes, dude, you got no idea. That's why there's no, there's no affectation. There was no effeminate stuff. And he goes, dude, you got no idea. That's why there's no, there's no affectation. There was no effeminate stuff. Cause the Southern boys grew up having, they were playing baseball football and all that. They were suppressed the move. They were gazed.

They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed.

They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They were gazed. They didn't look like shit. I took my shirt off and I looked at them, I go, guys, I'm gonna take my shirt off and I apologize for being old and yummy. Ahahahaha. Not, I could have been a cup of coffee. Cause back in the day, they used to cat call you.

Bro, back in the day in my 20s and my 30s. That's sad, right? I was a fucking cutie pie. You're cute. I was a cutie pie when we stood, when toot though. When we were here doing a podcast with Tim Kennedy the first time Yeah, that you and I had ever met him that on it. I looked at those pictures no gray black hair nice beard sharp nose sharp features Cutie I was a cute kid you've aged like a banana. I sure have I was a cutie

You age like a president. I'm fucking a man. You get old You both got an older though. God damn it. Those old school picks, williams show this? Mm. Life will get you. You get older man. Life will get you brother. Life will get you. Kids waking up early like we did today. Well I cannot sleep in.

I went to bed last night. We got done with a fight companion at almost one. I was in bed by three. And I'm like, I gotta be up by seven to get ready for this pod So you know it doesn't matter. I just and I need sent along Because I what two hours heads up five a month at five a.m. No matter what you are every single day and you you were You were old puff you came to my you came to my room this morning and I Who's not puffy the morning? You're not puffy the morning. Yeah, when you eat the burritos and stuff It's not even a burrito last night, but you eat the burritos and stuff, it's getting too late.

Not eating a burrito last night, buddy. You can sleep enough. You don't sleep enough. You can't go off. I never sleep enough. Yeah, you're all puffed up. Now, your puffy, your puffiness is coming down. Puff daddy.

Yeah. Um, do you think a Texas overall? I love Texas. You can move here, right? I'll venture out here, yeah. Me too. I'll get out. Now, I don't know about Austin.

I'd entertain it. I'll get to get some property. But, uh, there's some, I don't know about Austin. I'd entertain it. I don't know about Austin. I'd entertain it. I don't know about Austin. I'd entertain it. I don't know about Austin. I don't know about Austin. I'd entertain it. I don't know about Austin.

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Yeah. I like that. That doesn't excite me. I miss my friends. Yes. That'd be great. But if I move to Dallas for it, it's a what, 20 minute flight? Yeah.

It's easy. How far are the flights real minute flight. Yeah, it's easy. How far, yeah, the flight's real short. I'm taking it right tonight. 45 minutes, you get to get to the other 25 minutes in here. Wow. Super easy. Just to get here and do sets and stuff. Fuckin' A.

Or you can drive, get a cool car. Yeah, I'll do that. There's no traffic here, it's just dead. In Texas, can I have a Tesla in Texas? Or is that not cool? He's here. He's here. You know what, I must say that in my butt. You know what, I can't have my Tesla I must have a headquarter here. I'm representing you have a Tesla

Yeah, there's a lot of Tesla's that Rogan drives Tesla. I might I think they're gay, but yeah But I might want if I go with a if I go with a car How about the Toyota the new Toyota for runner get out really Toyota? Why get some cool man if you're in Texas get some you're looking for a truck truck I don't know get a TRX get it get too big too big get a Raptor too big too big I don't like the big fucking I just don't it's cost me 150 bucks every time I fill the gas fuck off like give me something give me something Come on get a get a health cat red eye Oh, you the the raptor one?

Yeah, those are sick. The Bronco Raptor Sick, that's VT Raptor Bronco, they're sick. This was called the Wart Hog, and then they pulled the name, which is. Is it a big truck? What is it? That's a Bronco.

You see the crash tests on Broncos? Don't get into crash for those things. They fold up like a fucking courtyard. That's fake news. I don't know, that's cool. That's a good looking car. That's the basic one. That's the basic model, but you should, that's cool. That's a good looking car. That's the basic one. That's the basic model, but you should have that.

Not crazy about Ford's. I'm driving one right now. A Ford? Yeah. It's just, you get inside of it. You've been a Toyota, you fucking Tommy, this? Well, but I feel like they're better quality. No, if you come to Texas and you a Toyota, dude,

I mean, what kind? They run, they run forever. So just Ford, dude, there's no more Ford's on the road than anything. Okay, it's $1.50 for car-wise Why is he what about a car? What about a car? Hellcat? No, dude. I don't want that No, the stitching muscle car, but Dodge Challenger Red Eye. I don't want those things man Okay, I want to I want a badass car that that you know that see look the Raptor there So the the bronco you wanted is like that hex squad machine. And that's a real deadlift bar.

Yeah, but is that a Bronco that's gonna last me forever? How is the car? It's a Ford dude. They last for fucking ever. Really? It did last. Oh, I went. OJ was running from the cops.

You're right. Down the 405. I'm able to hear you. Are you on a mic? We can get mics. Yeah, we do have mics back here. Whoa, whoa. Mic.

Catherwood just walked in. He did just looking a lot better, just got a lot better looking in here. So we're gonna, so first of all, this will be our podcast. Yeah, short, short little podcast. We get a short little, Austin Special we're calling this.

This is our first Michael. The Austin Special with the Drinking Bros. By the way, speaking of Texas, We get a short little obvious that Austin special we're calling this this is an Austin special The drinking bros, by the way speaking of Texas. I'm gonna be in San Antonio, August 24 25 26 I stay in a hotel. I'm a I sure am. I'm at L.O.L I need you to call your boy at hotel. I'm a and I shouldn't even say I'm staying in hotel. I'm a because you know all the fans Yeah, you're not famous, right? You'll be fine and then and then I'm staying in hotel, Lama. Because all the fans. You're not even famous, right? You'll be fine.

And then I'm gonna be at Salt Lake City at Wise Guy September one and two. Two great markets, man. Come get some, I can't wait. And on this Friday, I'm in Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live, two shows, one night, Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live. I'll be at JT Wings during the day.

Then Saturday, check me out, be at the UFL fights on Saturday, with Jay Shah, Chan, Browse, we're all gonna be there. And then I think it's August 17th and 18th. I'm an Oklahoma, I'm sorry, I'm an Omaha, Nebraska and Kansas City one night only, and two shows in each city.

So you get some at thickboy.com. Yeah. We'll see you in a little bit, guys. All right, kids, love you. Um, we'll see you in a little bit, guys. All right, kids, love you.