The Fighter & The Kid - The intervention of Bryan Callen | TFATK Ep. 1160

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

NY comedians Nick Simmons and Nick Callas join The Fighter and The Kid for a wild episode packed with roast stories, fighting talk, comedy chaos, and brutally honest takes.The guys get into everything from bad introductions, awkward social situations, training as you get older, testosterone talk, getting roasted by friends, fitness insecurities, and what happens when comedians try to act like fighters. There’s also classic TFATK banter, real talk about aging in combat sports, and nonstop roasting throughout the episode.Nothing is structured. Nothing is safe. And somehow it all makes sense.Enjoy the episode. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That's code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into three hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins.Quo - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGTHERProgressive - Visit https://www.progressive.com/ after this episode to see if you could save.True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/FIGHTER! #trueclassicpodNick Simmons Socials: @notnicksimmons Nick Callas Socials: @mrnickcallasSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Well, we got Nick Collis in the house. Now we got two Knicks. Nick Squared. Nick Squared.

Nick on Nick Collis. Nick at night. Comic, Greek from Greek immigrant family. And that's all I have to say about you, really. It's almost nothing. It's almost nothing. great intro right right a great an intro very funny guy greek ancestry um yeah Greek ancestry from jersey he likes jordan's and gold chains loves black women loves black women oh speaking of bad intro is

Brian did another bad intro for me in Spokane so we we we sit down Brian brings his friend and his other friend and he goes hey this is my friend I grew up with him and this is his other friend his daughters just died so uh yeah and then he just walks out of the room and oh his sister it's yeah his sister died and his dad is dying. But that was the intro he gave me and then just walked out of the room. I like to just drop a grenade. I like to just go, hey, guys,

here's a bomb. And I just looked at him up. I looked at him like, I'm sorry. He's like, yeah, it just happened. Just create like, you know. My buddy's Jewish, just like American Jewish guy. And then this guy was American, Palestinian, but they were like, they're both grew up in the States.

And I went like this. I go, I go, ooh, I introduced him. I go, oh, guys, no fighting. I left. And my buddy, my Jewish friend goes, hey, don't ever do that again. I hate that shit. It's so weird. It's so awkward. Whoa, whoa, fellas, let's not fight in here. Am I right? What? They're like, what? Yeah, you're America. Fellas, just keep it civil. Yeah. You're the worst at intros. The worst. My dad is that my mother said my father's responsible for like several divorces because

he'd like see like a couple of like like weren't you with another woman last night turns out he was fucking around and fucked him well that's not cool no yeah that's not even with the hell's angel guy Brian's like uh he uh wrote some bikes he's in a gang what's up man yeah George Christi yeah yeah I'm not gonna yeah you'll give a bad intro but then you'll also act like you know somebody you don't know what I've seen like people will come up to you and they'll be like Brian from the and you and you're like hey guy what's how my dude how are he and then you ask a bunch of vague questions and they're like oh he like knows me and then and then they'll walk away and then you'll look at me and you'll go kill him well the best part is you won't know until you

realized you've spent the last two hours because Brian invited them to dinner and drinks and he scampers away how do you know Brian they're like we just met him in a lot of dude and you're like oh oh oh have you met Brian who waste a ton of time like I'm very very very very very very very, very inclusive. My wife hates that shit. Yeah, you're, you are like, it's like you're always trying to start an orgy, but you have a different orgy to get to. So you get all these people together, and then you leave, and then we're hanging out with

some fucking guy, and we're like, oh, so like, what's up, man? He's like, nothing. Like, Brian's really cool. I've been listening to the podcast for a while. And we're like, oh, you're not, like, friends with him. And he's like, no, isn't this cool? And we're like, wait, you're a random fucking guy. He's trying to start, like, a poll, but no discipline.

Yeah. Random guy. Come on over. But even yesterday, Brian comes with this, Brian goes, you met him before, you know him? I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, how do I know you? He's like, come on, dude. Ten years ago, I came to the gym, we took a picture, went, that's right. Well, fuck me, of course I remember.

You're never going to remember something. He shows me to picture. I'm like, dude, that's right. Brian goes, come on, man, you met him. I'm like, all right, man. I get these, the text on my phone where it's happy birthday, bro. I'm like, oh, thanks, I must have given you my number. Dude, we were in Dallas, and a guy came.

came up and liked horses. So Brian gave him his phone number. Oh, he made saddles. Sure, but it doesn't matter. Dude, you're famous. You can't just be like, hey, here's my phone number. Like, find out where I live. I have kids.

I was thinking about that for a best episode. That's all. It wasn't enough, dude. It wasn't enough because we also don't know that he made saddles. He said he made saddles. He's not enough. He's like a broker. He doesn't make them.

It's a lot of wasted time. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, it's a lot of it. I go back in my past, and if anybody's listening who's young, don't be this. Don't go back in your past and go, I would have saved a lot of money, time, and angst. Time mainly. If I had been way more deciphering.

Way more like, no, like that was Rogan's thing. Yeah. No, no, no. It still is. Yeah, you and Rogan are two spectrum. Diametrically. He's like, fucking. I used to be really bad.

But I look back and I didn't. Still not great, right? So Rogan's like over- And now kids and my family keep me pretty on the straight and narrow. I don't really hang with anybody, you know. But when I was younger. You're still, you'll still invite some randos.

Not so much. Not really. I mean, for the, not really. But I used to. I used to. No, you're a space cadet. Remember we were going to film that video in your car? And then you had your home address

in giant writing in the background. I know. And you were like, not a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Although, good luck into Brian's house. You would like finding. Good, right?

I want to pick you up in the snow. I'm like, oh, you live in Arkansas. One word, in and out. He's like moved to Austin. He lives in fucking Dallas. And the whole road is trying to kill you.

It's like, it's like, try to get to Brian's. Yeah. See if you can survive it. Yeah. I need to, I need to sell that house.

Yeah. If a stalker wanted to find you, he'd give up so fast. Yeah, I mean, yeah. But if he does find you, you're fucked. Yeah. Because there's nobody out there.

And there's nobody inside to protect him. Well, Brian's been working on his wrestling. And my, boxing. Since I've known him. He's never gotten better. Brennan.

Seriously. No, I, I enjoy the bit. Hey, but after 13 years, hey, hey, I enjoyed the bit. But after 13 years, you've never improved. And at some point,

you know, you want to talk about wasting time? Here you go. Oh, oh, you know what it is? It's reality Wednesday. Guys, you know what? You want to talk about wasting time. Dude, it's reality ones.

It's reality. Guys, guys, this is going to hurt. This is an intervention. This is intervention. Hey, this is going to hurt. Stop wrestling and doing J-Jit. No, please. I have a dream.

You've got me. I know, the dream's over. Wait, hold on. There's a, there's a caveat. Hey, and this is the problem with martial arts. Yeah. If they were making cuts, yeah.

Like, if there's just no future, like if it's like the NFL, yeah. You would have been cut. Years ago. Yeah. You keep coming around and they keep giving you a playbook. Hey, guys, let me run a route. I just going to run around.

He's close, though, right? He's close. Listen. It's over me. He's close? There's a new... There's a new... There's a new development.

There's a new factor. There's not enough peptides. I'm getting... Are we about to break some news right now? I'm about to get on the old testosterone. Oh, that's right. Brian's... Brian's getting on two.

Ways to well. I went through the whole blood panel. Look, my testosterone might be high, but my freeze low. And that's all that matters. So there's no, there's not enough. How long have you been happening about getting on test and you're finally doing it? And not like that, but she went through the science of like what happens to your body when you're, when you want that test. Yeah.

And you don't have to worry about like the side effect of like losing your hair because that's not like a big issue anymore. So like all the sides, you're good. You could just, you could strap in and run test hard. Seriously, like what's the goal? Like what do you want? What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't appreciate you laughing.

No, but do you know why he's laughing? Because it's true. No, no, let's say stop, dude. I don't. I actually say this because I care about you. Stop. Fucking stop. Go home, relax, read, read, like,

stop. I won't. I will wear raskards and I will train. My concern is not like, oh, he's going to get an infection. My concern is you're old. Don't fight. No. What are you preparing for?

Yeah. There might be another 59-year-old. I got to be ready. But you are, actually. And for real, you would kick the shit out of everybody your age, obviously because they're all dead already. But if they're alive, I think you have it. You have it.

So you win. It's over. It's done. Moving on. Yeah. Nothing works on you, dude, because you're a giant. And you would do to me what you do to a lot of black belts, my size. To be fair.

I don't think it's the size. No, to be fair. he would. The frustrating thing for me, to be fair, to be fair, you would win. Yeah, fair. The frustrating thing, can you imagine like your whole life is spent fighting and like you're, you've fought really hard, you train, you're really good, and then Brendan grabs you and fucks you up as fast as he fucks me up? That's a bummer, and I've seen that. That's a, that's, that's, must be very hard to stomach. For me, I can be like, I'm a comic, of course. If your life is fighting and you've been a decorated fighter, but you happen to fight at

170 and then you tussle with bam bam over here and get just fucking wrecked quick like as in was it 12 seconds or was it less he was mean to you over and over and i was like i was like wait some guy bullied but i mean i'm just saying when i watched you have heard this no wait don't say bullied because ryan's 60 so he didn't he didn't bully got bullied so oh no i got No, dude, I got Steve rolling. I need to hear this. I'll tell you who it is off air. Okay.

Very famous fighter. Very famous. Black Belt, decorate black belt. We go into his gym, me and Brian go there. And, you know, we're rolling. And we're just doing, you know, Randoy, random rolling. And he calls out Brian first.

And so I'm like, all right. Usually I figured me and the top dog would go, whatever he goes with Brian first. And so I'm rolling with just some dude, you know, just fucking kind of doing. I think just watching. He's very gentle. He's very gentle. You're very nice.

Well, you know, I'm just doing my thing. I'm like, I wonder how hard he's going to run. Brian. Dude, he fucks Callan up. I'm talking. I'm talking inappropriate. I'm talking. I had shoes. I see Brian Flan just tap around. Like nothing works either. I'm talking. Nothing works. I'm talking getting fucked up. And I went, oh, hell no. So as soon as the bell rings, I go, yeah, you and me, we're next. And he goes, no, I go, nope, nope, nope, you and me next. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. That's going. And I watch. And what did I do. I watch. I watch, because he's so nice and everything. And usually in anything like that when a civilian's rolling. first of I shouldn't be in the mix but they they they real gentle like

if you if I were roll with Gordon Ryan he's gonna just like fucking let me baby you he's just he's he's rolling and I got I got when I say this you know Brian like he was like trying to get a contract on Dana White contenders because he didn't know he made it he didn't he didn't he didn't know me so he didn't know if I would

he didn't know if I was good and he didn't want me talking you know so it was this right so Brandon I just watched Brennan and I watch but we're supposed to start on our knees because he's a fighter he's a pro too And I went, no, no, no, we're regular, regular fight. I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched him, I watched him fucking, like, beat him up so quickly and badly that it was, I was like, I went, you're doing exactly to him what you do to me. And that's his whole life.

I did, I did to him what he did to you. Yeah, you did the identical thing that he did to you. You used equal force basically. What? You basically use equal force. Like, I did exactly what he, I did the same submissions. he did DeBryan. It was really hard.

God, you're so cool, dude. You're such a fucking good friend and cool. No, no, no. No, the coolest one, the coolest one, that wasn't the cool.

That wasn't cool. That wasn't cool. That was pretty cool, though. Now, the coolest was when the 300-pound black belt MMA

professional fighting Samoan goes, Shab. Oh, hold on, tell him the story. We roll for Bacey two hours. Yeah, yeah.

And then I, he was the only other, we're literally leaving. We're one of the showers. We were leaving. He was like, he was like, the only other big guy.

And I'm like, Shab, he goes, he goes, he was in training. And Brett, he was like watching. He waited until I got tired. And then after I could see how come around. He's like, job, you and me. And Brian's like, dude, we just got done. And I looked at Brian and go, watch this. No, and I also knew who he was.

So the best is this. I go, I go, I go, that guy's fucking a beast. And you go, watch this. I go, yeah, but he's a fucking professional fighter, black belt. And you go, you know, you said, you go, doesn't matter. you get in my face he goes doesn't matter does it doesn't matter and had fucking just mollywop that guy you broke his spirit he had he he quit you broke his spirit you because you go let's go again he goes no he said no it was great nothing is cooler than like calling the pocket be like

explaining what you're going to do and then doing it yeah yeah just go a ball corner pocket i was just trying to impress brian yeah let's take a little break here man there There's only one UFC 325. It's this Saturday. Let's go down under. And Draft King Sportsbook, the number one sports book for live betting. Once it's over, your shot to get in on the action is gone. Draft King's Sportsbook is built for live betting, not just pre-fight picks,

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to be, to be fair, I had been doing jujitsu. Well, this is what you get for every time, like some kid in some other state we're doing a show comes up to you and is like, I want to be a comedian.

And you're like, yeah, you do the show. And then they're like on our show. But people think I'm an actual, like, serious judoka, judicist,

no one. No, no, people call to me and ask me to, advice and I'm like this. I'm like, yeah, well, keep training. Watch this. Have you ever seen it? Ask me. That's me like Ableton. Ask me some advice. Let's not. Ask me some advice on, on fighting. Okay. What can I do to improve my chokes? Ah, just train. You got to train. That's not good advice. Just keep training is what you

say? I bet the kid leaves and goes, what the fuck? Keep you out of the ball. Just keep you around the ball. General advice. Keep your eye on the ball. There's no balls. This kid was like, What can I do to get better? And you were like, sound it out. Get it. Swing away, young man, swing away. Swing away. Yeah, but don't do it anymore.

Please stop. Is that the motto? Don't do it anymore. Hey, quit. Chris did that to me one time I had, I was in Montreal and we're at the comedy festival. Yeah. And I brought my. JFL.

I brought my boxing. Remember when I was boxing a lot and there was there at a gym? and I brought my boxing stuff and my, I think my head gear wouldn't fit in my bag. So you had it on you. And Chris goes, I was trying to sneak out because I knew and Chris

comes out of the elevator. And he goes, what are you doing? And I go, uh, nothing. I'm just going to go work out. He goes, what is that? And I was like, it's headgear. He goes, don't do that. Don't do that.

You're on the road with Gileel. Yeah. It's fun, huh? It's so fun, dude. Yeah, and like there's so many people at the show. Hey, dude, I sent, Hey, that's not, hey, I don't like the way you did that. I'll be at Greenville, South Carolina.

Tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. Alone. Now, okay, so I sent a video in the group chat, and Chris is doing his meet and greet. And I go, Brian, what is this? What's this thing after the show? What'd you call this? Talking to these people out.

Can you believe these people paid extra money? Then he sent me a picture of a chair, like a nice chair, like a kind of a throne, sitting in a throne. And he's like, hey, Brian, I bought you this chair. And the implication is you get to sit in it while I cock you. I didn't say, I'm like, you piece of shit. I'm the guy. I'm like, you piece of shit.

The bit was I texted the group chat a link to a chair. on Amazon and said, Brian, is this the one you wanted me to get? They only have it in orange is that. You motherfucker. Yeah, how great is this is such a great way that's like to just insult your friend and turning him into a cock. Yeah. I got your chair.

To be like, you asked me to get it. I'm just following up. I'm fucking Saso, Will Sassau, I started insulting him. And he goes, don't, don't heat my change and I don't feel like it. And I just start, I just start sending him. really insulting shit and just like, I'm like, is this your face? Like that and all that. And he goes, I'm warning you.

Stop. And I'm just like, I'm sending him stuff. And finally, I think I, I sent him a chair like a cut, you know, something like that. You know, just to call him a cuck. And he just sends me the, what you would look on Amazon when you're going to buy a shovel and lie. And then, and then plane tickets to Buck and Austin. I'm like, hey, what the fuck is this? He just goes, Steve.

soon. Congrats. Yes, this was the best. The best. So funny. I got to ask, what was it like

opening up for like a big headliner on the road? It's really, you know what it is, dude, the people there are fans of comedy.

They're not like, they don't like the venue and just show it up to like for dinner, drink. Something to do. They're there for Chris.

So you, so they're excited. They know his name when they, they're yelling his name. A lot of people have like the merch and the shirts and stuff.

Yeah. So I come out and they are excited for comedy, so it feels like I'm there for, like, my own fans in a way. Do you guys know what's funny about this? You want to know what's funny about this? What's my feelings?

Oh, fuck. You know what's funny? That's not funny to me. It's true. It's only funny if I was killing it. Hey, like, it's like your friend who's broke.

Literally, I felt my... And you're like flexing your car, your friend's like, oh, cool, man. Watch, I felt all the, watch, I felt all the air go, and I know the thing is I knew it was happening. I was like, I was like, I was like, bro, so. We look over where I was all. Guys, it's all good.

Dude, so we were, we were. I'm sure it'll get better. Well, no, I'm 59. You're supposed to get into your golden years. Guys, greenville. It's South Carolina comedy zone. Hey, 59's the garage. Guys, there's no sign.

There's no sign. If you just go. It's a second floor, then it's not, well, you'll find it. Dude, so we were on FaceTime or something. It was like Christmas. I called to say, like, Merry Christmas. And my mom, very gay, very gay, but also, you know, like, Merry Christmas.

Yeah, my friends and family. So my mom, like, doesn't understand the dynamic. My brothers get it. My mom doesn't. So I call and you do this thing that gets me in trouble where, because my mom's there, you're very like, you're like, hi, how are you? Nick is so great.

And, well, that's... She is good looking, right? She's beautiful. Hmm. Really good looking. Hmm, guess. Real good looking. You know, don't have a lot of judicious experience, but I'll try. I'll fucking.

I'm just saying she's a guy. Is his mom a dog? She's a dime. Really. And you get cheekbones. And you get one more. And you have one more. Wait, how old is she, though?

Like, like, the point of the story, trust me, you, you would. Yeah, 35. Excuse me? You're on fucking thin, fucking ice. You better fucking lift your feet off the goddamn ground, dude. All right. So, so Brian's acting like a normal guy,

which immediately makes me go like, hey, dude, you're fucking pussy, you shut up, blah, blah, blah. And then I hang up and my mom gives me a real serious talking to you. She's like, you should never speak to your boss that way. I'm like, he's not my fucking boss. You all fuck that guy. I'm like, Brian's a piece of shit. Yeah, they don't get that dynamic.

I'll just get like, Nick and I, fuck. Nick and I'm texting and like one time we were like going through, I'm trying to explain what we're going to do for acting off, right? We'll just get, call laser, we'll get some people, we'll figure the child, and we got the venue and stuff like that. Yeah, cool, all right. And then finally the final instruction.

And I just get a text and goes, but I don't respect you as a man. That's the show that Brian's the most inclusive on. on. Oh, yeah. We'll be just walking down the street and he'll just see a homeless guy, but do you want to do acting off this week? Come on in. Hey, man, get any acting chop? He's like, no. He's like, I'm on the show. He's like, I'm on the show. Get in there, man. Paws of attitude. Dude, my favorite was, do you remember the time we, we made Brian think that his shoes sucked? Oh, yeah. That sounds great. So right before he went on stage. Oh, these motherfuckers. I just went, you're going to wear those shoes on stage. And then one, what's her name said? That does.

Harley? No, it was, um, Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy goes, those are the kind of shoes you'd wear at a march. And then I'm like, what? And I look at my wife and she goes, yeah. And I go, what are you talking about? And the whole green room is just decided to be improv. Because we're working on improv. And I go, guys, I turn into a bit.

I'm like, sorry about my shoes. He actually, I'm going to be in a march later. Crickets, they're all like. It got so in his head he opened with, I'm sorry for my outfit. Well, we also. Nothing was wrong with the shoes. The audience were like, all right. They were just running shoes.

We also bet we could do it. before anybody said anything about the shoes, we said, I bet you we can make Brian talk about it. It really is. Like you get older and everybody thinks it's funny and you're like, that fucking, it is fucked up.

Everybody has a thing though, like a thing that you can just and just unravel them. Yeah, unless you do it to yourself so then it's not really a thing, you know. I think that is kind of what makes it a thing. Brian knows my thing. They hurt your feelings earlier. The other day on the pod when you're like,

you're looking smaller, I actually looked in the mirror and I asked my girl, am I getting smaller? that actually that actually got to me. Yeah. After you into fitness. Yeah. Like my dad, he didn't see me during COVID, you know, all that shit. So he sees me like three years later and we're in the pool with the kiddos.

And he, you know, he's not a comment. He's dead serious. He just goes, I can see him look at him. He goes, you still work out? Oh. But dead serious. I'm like, what? He's still working.

I'm like, every day, every day. You know, it's like, fuck, dude. It's the worst one. I'm going to die. You have a little punch. I don't know. I was probably drinking at the, yeah. Even that, like you saying like a little punch,

even though you're not even talking about me, I can feel it in my body go like, mm-hmm. Yeah. My sister-in-law, like I came home and she hadn't seen me in a couple months or whatever, and I was in better shape, and she went, oh, you're looking, like,

you look good, like you look like more like full in your shoulder. Last time I saw you looked a little gaunt. Hate her. Hate her now. Oh, dude, I get. When I was, it was literally, at the time, it was so important. It was a pro day at the University of Colorado. And you have to wear these tight, like, underarmor spandex, like shorts.

And then the tight compressed thing, you know, I was 260 pounds. I had a little bit of a tummy. But the thing was tight. And I was like, God, I got to wear this in front of all the NFL scouts. So I put it all in, right? And I'm like, walk in. I'm like, man, I like fucking pretty good. I'm a ball out tomorrow.

And my girlfriend at the time, fucking cut. I go up there, I'm like, what do you think? And she goes, oh, man, it makes your tummy kind of. Oh. Oh. Is there anything we can do about? I went, what? She goes, your tummy.

Oh, okay, cool. It's all I could think about. Yeah. That's all you'll think about. Well, it's been in my head for the past couple days. I did ball out, though. Since that happened, because I was staring in the mirror actually flexing because that hurt my feelings.

And then I asked my girl, I was like, do I look smaller? And she goes, no, no, like your upper body looks great. And she goes, but you have to stop one of those tight jeans. You're shaped like an. ice cream cone and that fucking... Yeah, I don't fuck you. That's so descriptive. Don't compare me to ice cream cone.

You had a visual on a lock. It's kind of accurate too. There's the problem is you like, oh, fuck. That's why it hurts. You're built like a sting rat. I bought, I bought boot cut jeans that day. Yeah. My wife today, she looked at me and she goes, oh, it was the morning.

She goes, oh, your nose, huh? She goes, is that why you said that about your nose today? Yeah, she goes, hair and nose. There it is. There it is. A little son. I go, what? She's been a little gray right now.

I was like, but she did like, okay. It's the worst one of that trying to make you feel. I feel bad for her that she has to deal with this. I don't understand why, I don't know if it's like a guy-girl thing. Like we just know not to say certain things. But like I had an ex-girlfriend and we broke up and then we got back together in a month or two had passed. And she just, apropos of nothing went like, your hair is a little thinner than when we were together. Oh.

And I was like, I don't love you anymore. No, this is over. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking over. That's crazy. That's, why would you say that? That's fucked up. Like, so fucked up.

Can you imagine if you said that to her? Oh, your hair is thin. Anything. One time, one time she had a pimple and I thought it was like cute that she had a pimple. So I was like, uh-oh, like, and I just like went to like kind of play with her face. Dude, crying hysterically. That's a boundary. Like it was a whole thing.

And I was just like, oh, okay. It endeared me to you. Dude, me and my girl were looking at, some of her friends were like looking at old pictures. And she's like, look at where I did her. She's like, look this. You never told me how I was this thick. And I was like, I loved it. I loved it.

And she's like, no, I was fat. I'm like, no, no, no, you're too skinny now, girl. She's like, too skinny. And then it's fucking nightmare. That's a problem. Yeah. Well, my girl did the same thing. So when we first started dating, she was 125 pounds.

And she was like, five, three. Five three. So she's, it was pretty. 125 is great. And she was like, now. Now she's down to 115. That damn it. But she still, it's all.

held in her ass, but like, I loved it at 125. I'm saying, oh, I'm with you. Yeah, give me all that. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You know what's up. Because she's skinny in the waist, so I'm like, I don't give it.

As long as I don't have a tummy. Like, if you have a foo bar, a tummy, a tummy, if you have a foo, we got to figure it's a big problem for me. It's a big problem. It's a nightmare. A tummy and a flat ass is a big problem. Oh, yeah. Big problem, meaning you can't be in the vicinity.

No, I can't. No, we can't come in the studio. It's unsafe. You're sharp. Yeah. Oh, you make me sad. I'm not. I guess I'll fuck a nightstand.

Yeah, it's not. No, you're making me sad. I want to go like a lamp. You look like a boy. Like a little boy. You're built like Billy Bob Thornton. Dude, ever since you said that Billy Bob Thornton, I've been watching his interviews, why does he dress like an imaginary friend?

Have you seen him, wait, wait, dude, he's so rich and famous. I just think he used the house. He dressed like he's going to tell someone's fortune. Have you seen the interviews? Yeah. That's also a choice, though, because when you have that much money, Look at him. Yeah.

That's how your imaginary friend dresses. He has the same stylist as Johnny Depp. You know what I'm saying? And where they're like, he can dress like a pirate. He's such a good guy, though. He's such a guy. He's awesome.

He's about to read fortunes. But also just dress like you're the Gaff Landman. Yeah, right? Just dress boots, jeans. This is going to be out of this. Damn, he's skinny as a motherfucker. Does this make sense? You ever seen an actor player role and they look the coolest they've ever looked like

Joseph Gordon Levitt when he was in that movie about playing. He was him as Carl Johansson. He plays like a guido dude. So he's like a slipback hair. He's like kind of jacked. Yeah, he's addicted to porn. That would be your favorite Joseph. He's basically me.

But he's like jacked and I'm like, why wouldn't you just be this? I don't know. I never saw that. He plays a porn addicted guy from Jersey that's dating Scarlet Jones. He's like a Jersey Shore died. But look he got jacked for it. He had like the slip back here. He looked cool as shit.

And then he dresses like a dork in real life and you're like, what? Like yeah, that was him on the movie. Maybe not jacked. But he's not really. In shaped. Yeah, he's in shape. You know, like... She's real thin.

I hate, it's weird when actors do that when they're just like, I'm going to not look like the coolest I've ever looked. But he's not going to get... Actually, that's pretty jacked for just... He's not going to get roles, though, being in shape. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. There could be something to that. You know what I'm saying? That's true. That's true. You know, it doesn't give... How does that guy, like, the rock come off gear? Like, what happens?

You know, he does. Well, he definitely did recently. Have you seen how small? Not small. He's still bigger than everybody. but like from the mark cur movie yeah because he took doesn't that it's a very that's a process right

you gotta be careful yeah he gets super big for movies and then he just he just blasts and cruises right so like four big movies like that for painting gain like he got fucking like look how massive he got painting gain he was even bigger than mark curr I think he was massive he wasn't as cut as he is here but I'm just as far as straight but size he was monsters so he's blasting and cruising but like

at his age which is like probably close to your age like to be blasting gear you're killing yourself. You know? So like that's why he looks smaller. He looks small in comparison, but he's still probably way more jack than all of us. Well,

you see, especially how hard he goes in the pain. His face is starting to, he kind of pulls from your face, right? Yeah, so he's probably running like HG and Kloemann and stuff like that or just running just base TRT at this point, which he's going to.

He doesn't look great there, I have to admit. He looks great on the left, but on the right, he looks a little bit strange. Right, he looks so much. Wet and bring it up. So what's the concern there?

If he stays at like Mark Kerr level, is it just heart health? Oh, it's hard attack. The heart, like he's running at all cylinders. Like his blood pressure is right through the roof. Blood pressure. You're just put, everything. Yeah,

like your lipids are off. So you're basically just running in fucking fifth gear. Because you're not on, TRT is one thing because you're like, you're running, put you're putting yourself in like a range of disaster of like high average. You know,

it's like you at 18 years old. Yeah, you still don't need four internals to do that. You're still good. That's like a, you know, 800 to 1,000 nanograms per deciliter. If you're at 4,000,

that's four times an 18-year-old kid. That's not what your body's supposed to be running. Are you running these guys? Way more than that. Oh, way more than that. The big boys? The big boys? The big boys?

That's at 4,000. Dude, remember that guy, Andres Smyov, the guy I showed you the day that was super jacked? Yeah. He's running 120 IUs of HGH a week. I can't be healthy. So that's the equivalent of $36,000 a week in HGH. Be healthy.

How much lighter are you now than, like, peak fighting weight? Exact same size. Really? And so you like walking around. Yesterday I was 241.8 with my shoes on. Dude, I met you sitting down. Can you stand up? Yeah, sure, man.

Dude, I just... He's way bigger than you expect. Get him. Get him. Get him. Do you have vision background? None. Nothing.

Just get him. You want to hug you. Yeah, come on, dude. Oh. Get him. Just go try, see what you can do. You, dude, you just feel what it's like. It'll be fun. I do want it later. People don't realize how big he is until you see him in real life.

And you know how mean comics were to me for years? Oh my, none of them would say that to your face, ever. I told you the story. Did I tell you the story? My ex, me and you had that little thing online. And then, so basically my ex was like, oh, he's just jealous. where I was talking about the wrist wraps. Yeah, being silly.

And he's like, oh, he's jealous because you're strong and you're funny and you could kick the shit out of him. And I went, woo, woo, woo, woo. Easy. I love the support. Reality. I love that you believe in it. Let's just cut it.

I'll be honest, though. I didn't realize how strong you are. You're strong as fuck. Thank you. He's strong. Hell yeah. Dude, this kind of hurt. It kind of hurt my feelings.

I guess not really, but I posted a video yesterday of me, Benchin with no warmup. I did 225, 24 times, rest 30 seconds, 225 for 18, rest 30 seconds. Which is retard. 315 for 9. Jesus. You're doing the NFL combine for no reason, which is crazy. Crazy. But then my boy, Hooper, who's the strong man in the world, he commented on and goes, you're the

most sneaky, strong guy I know. Sneaky at 240 pounds? That's a great compliment. Is it? Fuck yeah. You're sneaky strong. No. Sneaky.

Sneaky strong means you're sneaky athletic. You say that because you're built like that. But if you were built like this, right? No, no, no. Brennan's that's that big. That's a huge compliment. I mean, he is the strongest man in the world. Yeah, that's a huge compliment.

You're not a strong man. You don't train strong man. What are you talking about? And you're not that big. You're 240 and you're crazy strong, dude. What are you talking about? But sneaky makes you think that like you have a sleeper built, which Brendan is. Yes, he does, though, compared to guys who are 350 pounds.

Yeah, I think it's like that's baseline. Yeah, he is the strongest man in the world. When you see Brennan a T-shirt, it's not like, oh, he's the strongest guy. He's a big fucking dude who looks, you know, like a fighter. But when you're just hugging you, you're like this. Compared to fucking Brian Shaw. You're fucking back in his dense. He's a dense boy. Yeah. It's his weird density. It is weird. Hooper's my boy too, man. It is weird. You are ridiculously strong. What's the most you ever did two 25? Because I don't know, I know, like, a good combine number is what? 30. You did 30. 30. 30 would be amazing.

I did 38. Did you? Yeah. That's insane. Like a month ago. I trained. I trained. for like three months to do three reps of 225. Yeah, but if you don't do it, that's pretty good. I thought he was getting strong as deal. Oh, dude, he's strong as shit. Like yesterday on 25 on bench. Dude, he's big, he did two,

I think 45, and so I was giving him some props because I posted that and then someone was like, Delia, you're next you know? And then I go, I said shit, Delea, because I always make fun of him for being weak because his ankles and legs. And I go, dude, I actually getting pretty strong. He was like, thought I was going to say

So I'm like, for you. But it is pretty good. He goes, dude, being over 40, being able to bench 2 25? I said, no, that's great. I'm pretty sure I saw him squat 315 too. Yeah, no. And ass to grass. Yeah.

Yeah. And I've never met him in person. I don't know how tall he was. You don't make Chris? Two. Never in person. Only over face-time. Six-two.

He's not a big. 210 pounds now? No, he's thick, too. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, he has good shoulders. He's big. But yeah.

He was eating nothing but chicken breasts all weekend. Yeah, he talked to us macros and shit. I know he's the fuck out of me. So he's taking it very seriously, the training. Yeah. He liked it. What is this now? No, this is just, I'm trying to go to Chris's page.

Yeah, they're shirtless. He is getting thicker. Oh, that's him with me. That's him with me. Okay, why are you not a big fan of Belgian chocolate? What do you say? Too much vanilla. No.

What do you mean too much vanilla? I think you say. I called them up and just decided to rail against Belgian chocolate. At one point you say, like, I'll give the devil it's due. I go, why is nobody talking about Guatemalan chocolate, Honduran talk? I'll tell you exactly why. He goes, he's a race thing. I go, you said it.

I didn't, you know. When Chris is on, I don't know if you've been around him, especially on a pot. When Chris is on, man, buddy. Yeah. And he can turn it on and off. Did you see his? So, like, we're doing Golden Hour. If he's like, I'm on today, it's like, buddy.

He's the funniest guy in the world. Me and family. And also, like, that's when I'm happy. is that. So me and Sam Leponis are doing bits. And Chris is like, you know, he's talking to his wife. He's handling stuff with the kids or handling stuff with flights, whatever. So he'll just be...

And then when he decides, he'll just... He'll be listening the whole time. And then he'll just be like, fly into the bit and then just... He's so... He's so talented. Stupid talented. Speaking of talented, didn't you find that recording artist, right?

Oh, this is cool. There's a, like a singer-songer. songwriter in Austin who's like blowing up and references you in a song. No. What was the guy's name again? Guelms Delerno. Oh dude, didn't Rogan play it too on,

on the episode with Ben Stiller and Matt Damon. he was talking about this. Ben Affleck. That's right. What I say? Ben Affleck. So he dude. Yeah.

Fuck. What's he saying? You want you just hear it? I think he's a fan of yours. It's like he's like a, he's like a singer song. But he's like the. That's big thing, right? In Austin?

Yeah, this song, I think it's this song, is that like 25 million or billion Spotify? Huge on Spotify. You guys want to see me live. I heard about this guy too, so let's see. He's like a comedy fan, so I guess he like went to mothership and then probably saw like you and Ron White or whatever. Now as I stand here at the funeral of Brian Callin, we rejoice.

Tears fill my eyes. But their tears of joy and children sing With one less coward in the world One pussy ass f***in' the ground Kick dirt on his grave And we go get ice cream to celebrate These flavors that I'm tasting, boy, these flavors never tasted so good So you look your head to the sky

You see the clouds have shifted And the sun shines down on a salt And you hop and your ride and your wife immediately starts... Raw soul and so good. Well, baby, what's changed? She says. Brian Callan's dead and I love you more than I ever have. You can fuck me in the ass now. Hey, you can't do it.

This is. This is. This is a good. But then you'll remember the days when he would get off the stage and immediately. immediately start to cry. No one's ever bombed so hard, not Hamas, not the jihad, not the Jews in Palestine. And the president decides that this will be a national holiday

and all the world agrees. Pangaea reverses itself, and now it's one continent of happy people and then cancer is cured. It's cured. That's good. Very good song. A beautiful family.

A wife. Four kids who take their time to grieve. Two days later, his ex-wife, she finds herself inspired to get out and start dating again. Immediately she starts seeing

a six-foot-eight fucking black linebacker for the New York Jets. And they fall in love. And even Brian knows from the heavens above. He cares way better for her than he ever could. He puts his kids through school of Brian's dad calls him son. And he starts doing stand-up and he's actually good.

And he goes on Rogan and they talk about wolves. And Rogan says, you're my new best friend. This is genius. And he forget. Brian Callan ever lived. I mean, Brian was cool and all, but honestly, I only started seeing him because I thought that it would help me get closer to Frank Kellyendo.

You know, the impressions guy? He's so good. Anyway, five out of ten, dad, five out of ten husband. Brian Callan, man, it was so cool knowing that dude. In the beginning, it was cute. He used to ask me tips about fashion, like what to wear. and he tried so hard for like a year or two after that and then it just didn't take I don't know

honestly his fashion even got worse than what I met him after that it just was downhill from there you know not a lot of people know this but my uncle would shit himself a lot and he didn't want people knowing you're such a you know he didn't want people knowing about the helicopter pilot he blew over the Hudson or the zookeeper incident you know with the ant-eater snout

being used as a maybe it doesn't matter but he didn't want people knowing and I respect that I'm so sad. I'll never get to work for someone who is just constantly late. Not reliable at all. And just a terrible communicator. It's really a shame because that's all part of the song. That's all he was good for.

That's a good song. Yeah, I feel like it's a little bit derogatory, you know. You said it was like, is that just constructive? I mean, to me, he sounds like a super fan. You have a picture of the artist, right? Yeah, do you have a picture of that guy? Oh, let me just pull it up a quick, hold on. I close it out because I don't want Brian to see it.

I'm sure it's probably fine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he looks cool. What's his name? Guelms de Lerno. Wellms Delerno, I guess is his name. T-D-O-B-C? I guess the death of Brian Callum.

That's cool. That's cool. Don't say you guess, dude. Don't say you guess, all right? No, I guess that's like... I feel like, I feel like, like, I feel like if I went to see him live, he wouldn't be there. What do you mean? I just feel like maybe that's just...

If you buy tickets, I'm sure he'll come out and play his songs. All right. Well, I don't know. It looks a lot like he with a mustache, dude. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't see it. I don't see it. Because he has like a mustache.

Yeah. Quelms. Delerno. Did you just call his wife? He's like, yeah, I'll send it. I literally called Daniels like, hey, can you do me fair? I'm making it. It's like, yeah, no problem.

That's a great. That's actually a really good song. I mean, it's catch. Did you help on that, Chin? No, no. Surprise me. Fuck, what was I going to say about that? Who was the third one?

It was Jake. It was my nephew. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what was I going to say that? What the fuck was I going to say? You just reminded me. They said to me and I was like, wait, is the goal for Brian to blow his head off? I got psyched. I was like, oh, I got fucking mentioned. Brian started promoting his dates.

And I, yeah, and I agree. Greenville. Oh, okay, here we go. This is the boost I needed at 59. Yeah, that was my litmus test was I played it for him and I played it for Chris and Sam. and they were like, dude, I'm laughing hard. I was like, okay. It's a good song. How long I take you to do? Dude, I just, I freestyled the song eight times,

and then I just picked the parts I like the best. Oh, Compton, nice. Congratulations, your talent. Thanks, man. Thank you. Cut an album together. Yeah. It's good.

If you're like, telling you've been working on this, he's like eight months. Yeah, eight months. I don't even know Brian, eight months. That's right. Wait, hold on. You start making the song that day, Meddles on that. Oh, well, good.

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because I'm worried for I've been a Volk fan since I saw him as the coach on the fighter and size yes yes we're both bowling balls of men. Yeah. And so tough and good wrestlers. Yeah. And honestly, this could be

it for it. As a fan ever since he got knocked out by Islam, like I feel like it's been, he's been very different with the way he takes it. Because usually he would he'd be like setting people up for the takedown by like drawing in the punch. And when Diego

hit him last time, there was a couple times. I'm like, dude, he might go out. But then he mollywapped. Yeah. He got dropped, but then he beat the shit out of it. But do you think that he could have, if he read that tape and he just comes back a lot better, because this could be, because Volk,

I will say this, has so much going for him career-wise. Like, he's on the street fighter movie. He has a cooking show that more people know him for the food truck. Whenever I see that stuff, though,

I go, whenever I see, oh, you're doing movies, you got a show in that division, at that weight where speed and precision make all the difference, he's such a good striker. There's something. He has something.

He has an ability to measure distance. He's got those longer arms. I don't know what it is, but he puts his hands on your face better than almost anybody. I just don't see him this. Lopez, I really think it comes down to this. Number one, it's possible that if he's that distracted, I can see that.

I don't see that working out with a lot of guys. I'm not worried when it comes to Volcanovsky being distracted. He's been doing that for a hot second, and he's at such a high level. My only worry with this is Diego Lopez hit so fucking hard. Skill-wise, Volcanovokovsky runs circles around. He's better than everything, except for power. fight IQ. He put out not even close. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

His fight IQ is not even close. Fight IQ really holds people back like guys. Like Volkanowski has such a high fight IQ. So for me, I'm always going to go with the guy with a skilled with a higher fight IQ. That's typically where the money is. Yeah. That's what we're saying. Yeah. Yeah. So Volkinovsky's fight IQ. He beats him skill-wise and fight IQ. Somebody always say, well, Lopez is younger. It hits really hard. There's all those factors. But that's the, that's only danger. Like, Volkinovsky's probably going to beat the breaks off him again. But all he has to do is land one or two. And this thing's over. The way he put out

Silva the way Lopez put out. And Silva's a fucking beast. And he put Silva out like, he's young too. And I mean, if there was ever a time, this is what makes me scared is, because I'm such a big fan.

If there's ever a time for him to retire, it's going to be in Australia. After a loss. After a loss. It's also like the UFC's kind of pushing to your Lopez on us. Like they want to be champ so bad. Because he got his ass whipped and then they give, like literally, you call that fight an ass whipping though?

Yeah, he beat the shit out of him. You think so? Dominated. Look like it to me. Yeah. Do you think Lopez is intimidated? Like, what's his mentality going? No, no.

He thinks he's going to start to. He's a dog. He thinks he's going to start to him. A young dog. Because he dropped them. He's like, all right, if I clean up some stuff, that's the thing. Because since they last fought, Volcanovsky's not better. Lopez is.

Lopez has a weird tick that he does, too, which is not good for his striking. I don't if you ever noticed because Lopez, when he was a kid, he had a huge climate offense. And he fell and went through his three. throat. So he always has this nervous tick of always checking to see if it's open. So you'll see him in the middle of the fight just touching his neck and he's like, I can't help it. It's like, I've been doing this since I was a kid. And that's not great for when you're striking against someone like Volcanowski. And he was climbing a fence. Yeah, no, I guess something from the fence went through his throat. That's racist. That that's what happened. Brazilian. Yeah. He's present. Deal,

though. What is your, like, what do you see as the holes in Lopez? Is it? What, what do you see as the holes in Lopez's game. His neck? For sure, his neck's an issue. He's got a hole. The hole in his neck to begin with. And he's got a fight in that octagon of fence.

Yeah, K.H. There's a fence around the octagon, dude. That's true. For Lopez, he just, I mean, wrestling, you know, the wrestling, the grappling is going to be an issue for him. Because Volkinovsky, you know, he can fucking wrestle. Look what he did against Mockachev.

I know. He's so good at everything. His IQ's good, but is older. And how old is Volkadovsky? He's got, I think he's 35, 37, 37. So you ever seen the stats on after the age of 34? Yes. It's a disaster. That weight, at that weight. Yeah,

at most weights, at most weights especially. Except for... You just don't move the way you used to. You just don't move. Your body's a little different. So all signs, what's the odds on this chin? All signs would point towards, even though he got Molly Wap than the last one, Diego probably, you know?

That's not that big of a favorite either. How old is old for an NFL? That's even money in MMA. You think so? That's even money. How old is it? Minus 148. That's what I'm saying.

It's not a big. It's not a big. It's basically like a bulk. Yeah. How old is old in the NFL? It's 33 starting to get there? Or is that your prime? As a runner back,

it's a disaster. It's a disaster. It's a disaster. Yeah. At 33. Yeah. At 33. What about,

what about like tight ends, wide receivers? Cornerbacks? I mean, the average NFL careers, three and a half years. So at 33. But people see the Tom Brady's the world and stuff.

They think that, you know, in other sports like John Jones, like, buddy, that ain't normal. No. So most guys at 33, probably unless you're a lineman, offensive line. Even lineman, it's a lineman. That's over. Yeah. That's got to be shorter. Yeah, it's over, man.

33 old as fuck. I mean, if you're quarterback at 22, 23, 10 years in the league. How old is Aaron Rogers? 42. 41 maybe? 42. Yeah, I mean, if you're a quarterback. Quarterback, because your knowledge is so.

good so you don't have to be at if you if you're able to jesus 42 you're able to he's high age so if you're able to predict like the defense you know and your your IQ is so high and you know the game so well the quarterbacks can get away with it for a long time but like the rule set today favors quarterbacks last thing a lot longer than like the days of even like even back when like paul mo was oh yeah big time you can't touch them like ray louis destroying can't touch him i mean because you could you could hypothetically go a few games without getting sacked once Yeah, oh yeah. So, yeah, it's just a different game.

Speaking of it, in a sack, I felt really bad for your Denver Broncos. It's fucking disaster. Oof. Yeah. Oh. You tell me, Bo, Nix isn't worth three points. We should have won. Whatever.

But back to Vokanovsky, at that age, all signs would point, history would point. He's probably going to lose this fight. Yeah. I'm with him, Wokonovsky. So I'm rooting for Vokanovsky. And it's hard to bet against him. Dude, he beat Mokachev. He's so awesome.

That first. I would give it to Mokinofsky. That first fight. That first fight. It's astonishingly good. Like such a. rare human being. Who?

Volkanowski. That first fight, you could argue that was the hardest fight besides the time that Islam got starched and knocked out. I know. Besides that. I know. By far as toughest fight. Not even close.

Not even, yeah. Like, no, even Dustin Porrier couldn't keep up. And Dustin's a animal. Here's what's crazy though. So, right, the fight against Islam, I think he was ranked number one pound for pound for in the world. Then he just starched his Irored Rodriguez, like beat the shit out of him. And then he takes a short-nosed fight against Islam, the short-nosed fight against Ilia.

and then just falls out of the ranking. He was on top, this is the UFC. He's on top of the world. Pound for a pound go and two stars. And people are like, dude, what are we going to do? Well, he was taking fights at such short notice that he became a meme at that point. They're like, oh, someone dropped out of the running for the White House.

And then you'd see like him come in. But that was, I think that's his biggest mistake he's ever made, was taking Islam on short notice. It ruined his grip. And then right after a knockout, instead of taking the time to actually recover, Ilya. I didn't know how much of a beast, Ilya support was until he knocked him into next week.

It was crazy. Yeah. And now if you see Wokanovsky's like, he owns like a straight up land. He has acres in Australia. Like he has, it's all paid off. Like money-wise,

he's good. Yeah. I would argue that career-wise, that really fucked him. But he's also a guy like if he's not fighting, he has like depression. Oh, he is? Yeah,

like he doesn't know what to do if he doesn't have a fight. So it could get a little dice for him when every time. Is that much? Is that most guys? Not me, but I guess. Because they don't have anything to put their energy into. Right.

So it's kind of like, you know, extreme. To compare it to like soldiers, like veterans, like they get done or even NFL players, they get done. It's like you're in the real world where it's tough to get that fucking endorphins.

When you watch a fight, are you watching it like, here's what I would do, here's what I would do, here's what I would. Only heavy weights. Interesting. The smaller weights I don't.

Now, if a guy's making a mistake and I can see, it drives me nuts. Like when Patty Pimlet or, yeah, Patty Pimlet, I'm trying to think there was another. Aaron Pico? No, not Aaron Pico, for sure. There's a fight on Saturday's card where I'm like, dude, who was this? Was it, Omar?

Not Omar. That drove me fucking nuts. He's so boring. Oh, last week? Last week. It was something. I'm like, if you would just throw the fucking left hook, dude. Talking about Bumar?

He kept throwing a right hand and the guy would just go to his left. I'm like, buddy, you keep throwing the fucking right hand. Well, Patty was actually, like, circling to Justin's power hand, which was... Yes, wild. What are you doing? Amateur. Yeah. Wild.

Justin is, he's throwing heavy punches. And you're like, I'm going to circle to that fist, which is crazy. I don't know. Do you think that the I poke's had that much of a... I think he still gets put on his ass. You think so? Yeah, and I think he still... I think there's such a discrepancy and skill.

You know... It's starting to be a little crazy with how many eyepokes are making a difference. I don't know how many people got to lose vision. I would, I would, uh, if you poke something night twice, you lose the fight. Well, you saw it happen. See what Rose, right?

Yeah. She's going to have a tube in her eye for the next three months. Get it out. She's going to surgery. Tear, all the shit. Jesus Christ, man. They tore her.

I would go goggles. That'd be sick, but no. I don't know, because you can't change the gloves, right? That's fucked up. Listen, this is a simple solve. I don't know how many fucking times I say it on a podcast. If it was intentional,

unintentional, you take a point, and I guarantee you knowing these fighters, they will stop hitting people in the eyes. So no warnings. It's going to happen. No warnings. There's no warnings. Groying kicks, fence grab, eye poke, you fucked up. Whether it's intentional or unintentional, we take a point. I can guarantee, it's still happened by

an accident sometimes. Guarantee you would go severely down. You think so? I guarantee it. It really is the best solution because if you lose a fight by a point, in your heart, you go, it was an accident. I won't that. You know what I mean?

It really is a good solve. And I guarantee you guys aren't going to be reaching out anymore. It's like, hey, buddy, you're down a point. And in a three-round fight, you're fucked, dude. That means you have to kick ass the next two rounds. Now with the new bonus structure, you want to come out. You don't want to lose that chance of fight. Yeah, there's just two lacks on all this.

It's just too. And again, this isn't the UFC. This commissions. And it has nothing to do with this. How do you feel about the rest of this card besides? Go back to the Australia card, Jen. I'll tell you what, it's better than last weekends You think so?

I can almost guarantee you there will be more action On this main card When's off time Ty won a fight? It's been a while, yeah Taito Ovae, he's been, listen, it's been tough But be cool, dude, there's that man Fucking cool, everybody, he's must-see TV He is fun.

Except for that, Rosenstruke was bad. I'll give you that. Rosenstruker's on one, two, three, five-fight losing streak. Look, he's fought some fucking killers. That's so interesting that it's so chronological, like it's so consistent like that. just lost, lost, lost, win, win, win.

Gone is an animal on the feet. Pavlovich, animal on the feet. And think about it, with Tai Tivasa, he doesn't have many tools. Yeah. So he just has a hammer in his toolbox. If the hammer doesn't work, he's like, okay.

I have nothing else. Yeah. You know, screw hammer? No, that's it, man. Just one hammer. I go wilder of MMA. That's it. Yeah.

That's it. Do you, how do you feel about the hooker fight? Routing for a hooker. Yeah. That's, I don't know. slog fest BSD fucking you know it was hard in the paint

I want hooker to win I think you do Patty versus hooker Yeah? Yes Hmm And Fiziv's a fucking animal Huffy's an animal Like that's my favorite

On the card Huffeve is my favorite fight on the card Fizziv is my favorite fight on the card Fiziv Huffy's amazing That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying there's like There's like three fight of the nights on there Because if Volkanowski doesn't get knocked up

By hard punch and those boys are going back and forth that's fun hooker's never in a boring fight no fazev's a fucking animal hofie's an animal tyto ovasa texiera that's that's a knockout is hoffy in that fight nerds camp is he the guy yeah yeah yeah he's i will say dan hooker do you feel like he's becoming like a new i don't if this is mean to say but a new version of tony not yeah because he's not tony last like eight nine in a row yeah like dan hooker's not washed he's fighting tough fucking dude he is yeah i mean so tony tony fought some animals they fucked dan takes real but but but but but Look, takes damage.

Also, Hooker, he won three in a row and then lost one. You know what I'm saying? He lost a Srucian. Yeah. Armand, speaking to people who are rich that it doesn't make them any less so a fighter, Armine is a fucking beast. Have you seen that clip where he goes, yeah, when you're rich like me, I just call my dad, if I want a car, and go, I need $500,000.

He wires $500,000. He deserves it. He's Bruce Wayne in real life. Yeah. If I said to you, you're going to have to put your life savings on this fight, you got to take a side. You got to take a side. Syrukin

Eliat Tuporia. Oh, Topperia right now. Right now. First of all, I would not put any money on either. You had to.

Topperia, probably. I got, I guess he comes back after this divorce. He just put his house on the market. And he put his house. We saw Armand said,

I'll buy it. He put his house on the market of $3.5 million. And Serukin goes, hey, if you agree to fight me, I'll buy the house. That's so, wow.

That's so gangster. So gangster. Because now you. got to fight him. Yeah. Like, wait. gangster shit. You got to be like,

I want to fucking kick yours. But like, I wouldn't put money in that fight. He's like, those are the $3.5 million to fight you. Wow.

Yeah, that guy wants to beat your ass. He does, but he kind of screwed himself by not showing up to that fight. Like, he had the chance to fight Islam and that would have been. Well, so now he's getting punished.

But Serruki and had, his hernia was killing him. He had a hernia when he lost all that way he couldn't even move. They said the whole day. Couldn't move. So you don't think it was that neck crank thing he did with Nina

drama, like right before the fight? Yeah, it might have been that. He had an injury. Apparently, if he got like that, if can't fight, you know, it's serious. Yeah. I mean, it was like when Kabee went to the hospital. Those guys... But I think it's the best thing that ever happened to him.

Because think about, let's say he took that fight, probably would have lost. Maybe, who knows, but let's say he took that fight, he would have no incentive to go on these streaming, to get with Nina, to social media. Like, by the UFC disciplining him, now he's... Dude, I think now... He did Maton's podcast.

Dude, he's massive. Dude, he's massive. He's like, I don't know, right now, like as far as relevant, top five in the UFC? 100%. When before he wasn't even the top 30. He's on Aiden Ross's podcast with clavicular and all these fucking people. And if you watch Nina's content, he's probably the best she's had on there. He's awesome.

He's very fun. He's great. You would think he'd be boring, but somehow he's not. He's great. Not a lot of people are talking about this. He just came out and said, if they don't give me Toporia or, I forgot who else was the other option. but he's like if they don't give me them too then I'm dropping yeah geichi

I'm gonna drop down a weight class and I wonder how he would do with that big of a cut because that's a tough weight class it'd be fun you think he does good idea yeah he's a fun really even that cut even that dried out he's such a gangster man

you know the guy who goes give you a thousand dollars you can take me down Georgia you know him and arm and georgia are doing RFA no fucking way that's going to be sick RIF. That's going to be sick.

Isn't that cool? Yeah. George's, he was like a D3 wrestler, right? Was he? I thought he's, he's high level though. Yeah,

I don't know how great he was as a college wrestler. I don't know how many, how he decorated is. Now, but he's gotten so good. If he fucks up Armin, that's insane.

What's his background, Chin? Let me see. Georgia was a state champion wrestler and very talented. He was, he was a division one. Okay.

That's big. He was taken down often, lost often. It doesn't matter. He had a losing record. He's not the wrestler that... Cleveland State. Cleveland State, that's where Steepa went. I will say this.

I think how that match goes all depends on what style of wrestling they do. Because if they do folk style, Jojo gets washed. I mean, freestyle. Freestyle? That's what they're going to do. Yeah, if it was folk style, I think he...

His arm is not going to agree to it. He's not going to go and do it. That international circuit is freestyle in Greco. I don't know why we don't do freestyle in the U.S. like that. Would it be crazy if Giorgio beats them. That'd be fucking wild. Armin's so skilled, dude. But did Aron just beat the shit out of...

Lance Palmer? Yeah. Three-time All-American, Ohio State, like, Tech Faldom. God damn. You know how hard that is? Wasn't even a competition? Is Armine a decorated wrestler before he guns? His coach was an Olympic gold medalist.

He comes from... Yeah, but now that matters. Like, what's his... Well, he trains with Lentgreens. He doesn't matter. Like, what's his actual pedigree? That's what I think it's cool as shit. I trained with Olympians.

Doesn't mean I can wrestle my ass. He wrestles all the time and has been forever with those guys. Now, but what's his credentials? I'm saying he has no credentials, which is even sicker to me that he's that damn good. There has to be... His background has to be... Presestyle wrestling. Master in sports.

Yeah. So he probably has a ton of matches. He has a rank of master sports. Yep. Fine with that. Yeah, he didn't just get with... good wrestling coaches and get good at wrestling. He grew up training with that.

Ice hockey. Damn. But he was never like a state champion or, because is he from California? Armand? Yeah. No. I thought he grew up in L.A. So in Russia, they do Master of Sports.

Yeah, that's a Russian. If you see Master of Sports, those boys are trouble. Yeah? That's like our boys play baseball here. Yeah. Travel ball teams, they're master of sports. It's all the sports. It's all of them.

It's just, yeah, master. sports so you're a freak they're it's just what they do you're you when you're an athlete that's what you're doing it's like it's a science for them it's a whole different thing that's their shit you know it's just like the guy kids here grow up playing baseball and football they grew up wrestling and fucking each other up yeah yeah yeah the kids in my high school that were like captain of the football team were also captain on lacrosse or also captain a basketball yeah it's always a couple yeah yeah he's a stud though man And then Ken...

We'll see, right? We'll see... We'll see against Toporio. We'll see against Mockachachia. I just don't know what the UFC does to him because Dana was like, yeah, he needs one more. Like, even now, like he needs one more. Who do you give him?

Who do you give him? Who's a killer? At 55? The division's a shit, man. The division's not great. 55? How arbitrary is that? Is that just Dana going like,

I feel like the vibe is like one more. Yeah. That's... Isn't that crazy? Well, it feels like it's been a punishment. It's not like real sport. Like, unfortunately, it's like, even the rankings doesn't matter because he's the number one contender. Let me see.

No, Justin Gage. It's like trying to get past at a comedy club. They're like, I need like five more minutes for me. Oh, honestly. Yeah, but it's like, but I'm better than all that. And they go, we know, we know. But we're going to hold off a little bit. I mean, the logical one is Justin Gagey.

Right? I mean, that's, that's, if you look at rankings. I think he, I don't think that's. You can't do that to Justin. Like, hey, Justin, here's an awful matchup, even though you're interim champ. So we know you should fight to a period. or we should reward you with Conn McGregor. Here's Armin Serrucan.

They're not going to do that favor to Armin. Because they owe him. Who else would they get? Sean Brady or someone. Did Armin lose to O'Ovara? What did you say? Justin lost to Charles. No, Olivera.

And Armin lost to Charles, yes. Dude, it's so crazy. I'm sorry. Armine beat Charles. Yeah, but in the third round, Charles started whipping his ass. It was a three-round fight. If that was five rounds, he would have lost that fight. You know, it's pretty interesting.

Did Oliver was he able to, take him down or was he able to stop the takedown not he he had some success and then as armin got tired he was good at scrambling getting just to poria beat the dog shit out of olivera beat the shit of and armin had a battle he would have lost it of his five rounds yeah but i guess you can't do m-ma math sometimes you can't i like to you shouldn't yeah i like to if they have a common opponent like oh well yeah especially of wrestling who do you get him who do you get him what do you mean one more who is he going to fight like They'll find somebody.

But like somebody on, like, eighth ranked? Does Max Holloway make sense? Huh? Does Max Holloway even make sense? Max has a fight. What does that do to him? Max has a fight over Charles Olivera. I would give him, I would give him, I mean, I think you have to give him Justin.

We all want everybody, he's like, he's number two. No, you can't do Justin. Justin's the interim champion. He's just, and here's the thing, Justin's a belt holder. Oh, I see, he's saying before he gives him the. Justin already has a belt. So why would Justin fight Armand? They owe Justin.

So for Justin, he's like, if it's not Connor... Justin has to fight Toporia. Yes, because they both have belts. He's the interim belt. So usually that guy has to fight with the UFC. So the argument of people are like, well, he has interim belt. He has to fight Topperio. Oh my God, you know how the sport works.

Look at it just doesn't work that way. So Justin's going to go, okay, I'm the interim belt holder. So by contract, I have to fight Topperia or bust. And they're like, yeah, we hear you. But what about Connor? He goes, I'll take that. If they go Armand, they're like, no, that makes no sense. Armand doesn't have a belt.

Why would I fucking defend an interim belt when the champion's ready to go? It doesn't make sense. I think you're kind of right, too. Like, after you go past the top five in this division, it's like, it's okay. It's a shit show. And for Topperia, it's like if he beats Armin, he's going to go fight Machcheev. There's nothing left for him to do. Sure.

It's kind of a shit show. Now, for Armin, they could, if they're feeling froggy. and they could give him Patty Pitman. They hate each other. That would be a good fight. Not a good fight, but it would just be... You got to protect Patty. Didn't they protect him?

I think you got to be smart. I think we need stars. Yeah. And he is a fucking... He is really... I think he's one of the biggest face in the UFC, even though he didn't win this fight. Top three, dude. Top three.

Patty's massive. I will say Islam is probably the biggest face a name in the sport. How dare you? And you're a terrorist, but... He is, dude. Islam? I don't think so.

In America? In not America, worldwide. Oh, yeah. Worldwide, he's massive, but so is. Every person. Tom's that's massive. Yeah. Worldwide.

Every person who is Muslim is a huge, and there's a lot of them. You go on any. Yeah, I don't know if you heard, but there's a lot. In Russia, Russia. Russians, yeah. Like, anytime at Dagestan he fights and you look at, like, the ESPN comment section, it's just like praising him and I'll, uh, yeah. Alex Piero is probably their biggest star.

You think he's bigger than Islam? Yeah. Yeah. Because he's a knockout artist, right? He looks awesome. We need to see Alex versus John Jones white house card. Yeah. I believe that would be interesting.

You think 100% John Jones does it? I don't know how Alex steals John's wrestling. He has little no shot against John Jones. He has a punchish chance. Who does? Nobody. Nobody. Tom Assel.

Against John? You think so? Yeah. Really? Because John hasn't looked great. Like, don't you're wrong. John's the goat, but like against steep it's like, all right, dude. But see what he did against Gunn compared to what Tom.

Tom arguably was losing. Yeah, but you don't have any math there. Then also Cyril Gun, you know, he's like, he's maybe a two-stripe white belt, shit his pants the moment he saw John. John just came up and basically did a third grade. Did he just neck cranked him and just choked him, right? He literally just walked up to him and then was like, like my son does to his little brother.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? He got a stat on his lap. It's fucking amateur hour. So John at heavyweight, he's undefeated, but he's not blowing the doors off anybody. Like you watch the- Would you say he's like watching LeBron now where it's like he was, you know. There's greatness. You'll see some greatness, but he's a fraction of what he used to be.

Sure. If you're going based off one round, Tom against Cyril Gaunt. It's wild. He just doesn't. fight he'll fight once every three years right i mean john what's the deal that's what he wants to do he wants to make money yeah he wants money at this age that's all it's about how much is he training then i don't know man i think he's training a lot he's training with uh gordon ryan he's training with gable stevenson gable all yeah gabel stevenson is one of the greatest american wrestlers of all time

and that's his wrestling partner you know and then the greatest jiu jihitsu guy in the world gordon ryan is a jihitsu partner so and you're training that much brian you're training that much brian you're training much. That's why I, that's why, because if I really apply myself, by the time, not to be a dick, but by that time I'm 60 on TRT, I'm going to be a problem. Brian fights once every 60 years. I'm going to be a problem. I think we should set it up. Can you talk to some people? I tried. Yeah? Yeah, man, there's no league for the same. There's nothing. No one's going to sanction. We'll get them, we'll get him a young guy, Brazilian guy.

What's, let's make it, let's make it happen right now. Who's a, influencer that you feel like would be a good dude Jake Paul Brian Callan I think you and it called knock his chin into fucking or a thing no what about Adam 22 I was going to say Adam 22 would be a good fight for Brian you saw his fight winner gets the other guy's wife

I like Adam a lot he doesn't have a box Brian would beat up Adam 22 you think so Brian would kick this shit at him do you think Jason Love you could beat I do yeah let's not get crazy I do.

I think he doesn't have a box. But he hits so hard. I think you would just walk through. It'd be like Patty Justin Gagey. You'd just walk through your punches. That's not true. That's just not true. Oh, do you think you have knockout power?

In what case? I think I can hit him. I think if I hit him in the face with a right and a hook, I think he's got, he's going to go, oh, no. I've done it with guys that big and that young. Okay. Now, it's been a while since I've been really sparring. I was sparring a lot. I was in there with some guys who were not,

they weren't boxers, but they were big and strong, but they suck. You know how that is. I do know how that is. You can be really, you can be really athletic and strong. If you don't know how to throw you with your punches, I'm going to punch you in the face.

So if misfit boxing was willing to pay you a couple mill to fight Jason Love, you doing it? Yes, I would. Yes, I would. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly, Brian Jason Love, Brian 100 times over. I know Brian's more skilled, but I just don't know. It makes a big. The power would be a problem. It makes a huge.

It makes a big difference. Power would be a problem. Because he's what, like 100 pounds heavier than you? No, you fucking asshole. He's probably like 200 pounds. He's a big, strong guy, though. He's heavy than 200. Yeah, he's a big guy.

Six five? He's not six five. He's huge. Six five, two, three, five. That's a large man. That's a huge thing. Oh, no. Can we see a picture of him?

Sure. That's how long. No, you got this. No, no, no, you got this. No, no, no, no, keep talking that shit. No, no, I'd fuck him up. I would knock him out. No, you wouldn't.

Yeah, that's a little much. That's, that's, that's, no, you wouldn't. Look up Brian Callan. I wonder what it says your height and weight is. I mean, I'm 510, 170 and I'm 60. 511, yeah, that's not done. There you go. I mean, I will say, like, and I have,

Adam 22, you beat the shit up. Yeah, but that's, that's a lot of, that's, that's a hard fight. He's just so big. He's just so big. But if the contract's right, are you doing it? I would do it, but I mean, you know, that's, I don't think it would get sanctioned. It'd be, yeah. When was that?

You look great. Good, Brian's stuff. I think they can sanction it. If they sanctioned Adam Love, who's never fought before, so that misfits, they figure it out. But I think you have a better shot with Adam 22. I don't think Jordan Love's going to do it. Yeah.

He was a big dick. When were you built like this? Not long ago. That was in Austin. That was in Austin. 10 years ago. That was in Austin. When we did the Austin Company Festival together.

What was that? Seven years ago. Where the fuck they called? Eight years ago. You're a lucky kind of jacket. That's 2017, bro. Yeah, 2017.

I was in shape. I was in shape, and I was boxing a fuckload there. A fuckload. Ask him. I was getting dizzy from sparring. I was getting hit. There's so many pictures of Brian wearing no clothes.

I was working hard at my, yeah, I don't have a good body. Get that shit off, man. Man, you look good, dude. You look great, dude. I don't. This guy kind of gay.

I'm with Brian. Yeah. But, uh, that was. now it's getting gay. Yeah. That's weird. But I really got hurt. I really would, I would put, I would put my money on Brian.

And also like, so I have zero fighting experience, but we were like fucking around in Tampa. And I'm, I'm probably like three times stronger than you. And it mattered nary. It did not matter at all. He's technical. Yeah. He's super good. Listen, I'm an old man, but I do, I do try hard.

I will say boxing is, boxing is, um, guys who don't know how to box. I don't you're gonna get fucking if you get hit in the face hard it's a different thing yeah yeah and there are a lot of guys like Jason Love who are big and strong and they're throwing haymakers but you know you it changes for them when they get you might have to just weather the storm a little bit no when they get hit in the face it changes for them a lot of times no no Brian's 60 guys okay that guy's 6 5 240 Brian's about to be I love Brian is more than anybody here you guys

are bat shit crazy. Because Jordan Love's also, is it Jordan Love? Jason Love the quarterback Green Bay Packers, but Jason Love's also training, okay? He's just didn't get in there. He's a lot bigger and stronger. Hey, this is such a stupid argument. Now against Adam

22, who does, you know, you can tell he doesn't like to get hit. Brian, Jordan Love or Jason Love didn't seem like he gave a flying fuck about getting hit. Yeah. You know, you're going to have a problem. Yeah, you're going to have a problem. And you think Brian, and you guys think Brian with no pro boxman and he's going to stick a jab and do footwork and moonoo.

No, Jason Lund's just going to fucking come like a giant black guy throwing fucking haymakers. And one's going to land. And he's 60 gentlemen. So stop setting him up for this fucking disaster. More of a giant black guy in that category. I would give it to him. Let's take a little break because this episode is brought to you by progressive insurance,

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Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. You're welcome. Now, Adam 22, you can tell that he does not want to be in it. And I think you could box his ears off. Yeah, different thing. And also, I feel like Adam 22 is more famous. I didn't realize he was 6, 5, 2.30. I did. I did, but I let you talk that shit for a second.

Jesus. Yeah, he's huge. Here, can you bring up, because Adam's huge. It's six feet for Adam? I don't know this. Adam is very big. So it says six feet here. He's tall than that. I don't think so. He's a big boy.

Bring up Adam next to Jason Love for a second. How tall are you? Six to four? Six four? He's not six two. I think because you guys are smaller, you think everybody's huge. Like I'm bigger than Adam. I would not label Adam a big guy.

I mean. So if Jason Love is 6.5, Adam is 6.4. Look at that. I don't understand. He's not 6. He's not 6 foot. He's a lot taller than that. Yeah. He's, that's wrong. He's definitely like 6. He's tall. You're maybe 62. The one thing I noticed about him is he was fucking tall. Right here shows more of a difference. But I think he's taller than that. I really do. Here, bring up when Adam did our podcast. I mean, he's just as tall. He's very tall. If Jason Love is 65, I don't think he is. Well, I can't really tell. He's tall. There you go, both.

Wait, I think, Brennan and Brian, is that like? That's a terrible angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not, yeah, that's, but that is how tall he was.

I'm just seeing Brian and Brendan and then I'll look at, yeah, so that means he's pretty tall. He was as tall as you. I remember him being very tall. Brendan, you're also leaning, you know,

you're talking about this. I'm also up on the camera. So Jason Love is 65. That's fucking nuts, man. That's a big fella. I believe in you. No, I don't believe in me in that.

Too big. Right there too. Too big. Yeah, he's huge. He looks about the same size. Yeah, he's fucking your size, Bob. You also have a skewed thing because you're fucking giant. That's what I'm saying, you guys are smaller. So I think, you know, Brian thinks everybody's big.

Well, he is big. I'm not an idiot. If you're over six, two. Like I have an eye that can measure size. Yeah, but he's like, oh, you don't know. I'm like, what? I was standing next to him, dude. He's six feet.

He's six feet. I'm like, what? No, I was next to him, dude. And then I just proved it with a, picture. Do you talk about the Photoshop picture? Yeah, the guy's your height. But 6.5 is.

The Photoshop picture we're on in front of him. But he's your height. No, that's Brian. We're not next to each other than that picture. I'm telling you, like, I remember him being very tall. We don't need to go off memory. And now he's next. Six five is objectively big.

Six five for sure. It's huge. He's not 6.5. He's 6.4. If you're 6.3, you're a big guy. Maybe. Like, we just saw the pictures. He's right up there with the Jason.

He's a big dude. Six three is. six three's don't you do that yeah don't you do that to you guys yeah we're not all

I mean if I see a six fucking this is the difference if I see a six three guy and go my god that gets huge do you know what percentage the rest of the world goes stop stop do you know what percentage

of the population in America is six foot four what percentage do you think one percent four percent yeah and it always has it's a very you're an outlier

it's very rare but it's not that it's not that six five is huge and then six three is small they're both so he's not small. But I went to look at a guy

six three and go that's a big boy. You're not skewed. I'm pretty tall. Like the average person sees that and goes that's a pretty big foot. Yeah. He's boots I am.

Here he's six two in three quarters. Yeah, you're a six four professional athlete. Of course you're not going to be like, oh, that monster. Yeah. No.

Well, I would give him six two. It's like, it's not like what you give you. It's not like, stop, stop dying on a hill. Six two.

You got to die on the hill. This is Ryan on Helen Keller. He's got to die in his hill. I'm like, hey, who did? He either is. Either way, either way, Jason loved a little too big, a little too much. Even if you don't have a box, if he was older. Yeah, but you get hit with a dude who's like probably, what, 35 lifting weights?

I think if you can take him. I don't know, man. That's a lot of, that's a lot of body. Dude, you kick him in the jaw? What's he going to do? Yeah. Be blacker than a kick to the jaw. it.

Hey, yeah. Look at this. No, he looked terrible, though. He's big, but he looks terrible. I actually never saw this. Adams, is he,

yeah, he's about the same height as Jason. Yeah, that's, he's not, Jason can't really box, but if he does that, that's a lot to deal with. He's going to be a problem for anyone with no experience. He's going to be a big problem.

And this was, because he also starts throwing straight punches as well. And Adam's not engaging either. And then once he has him hurt, he just starts fucking wailing on him. It's hard to even tell because Adam just winces every time his body moves. I don't think Adam threw a punch.

No, he doesn't look like it. He didn't, he didn't. It's hard when somebody's in your face like that. He looks like he's being attacked by bees. Terrible job. This is after he had sex with his wife? Buddy, stop talking to this guy. What the fuck are you doing?

Leave this guy alone. Leave this guy alone. Dude, the video of after the fight, did you see the video that Adam and Lena made? No. It's them to embed with a cardboard cutout of him, kissing him together, saying they're sorry. It's like a ritual. He needs to watch some Nick.

It's all good. His wife's job is to be a sex worker. And that guy's one of the best in the business. Yeah, but you don't then fight him. Yeah, I mean, I would not, yeah. Maybe Adam just didn't know, too. The other thing is if you'd never boxed, you don't know. You get in there and you're like, oh.

I think he did it just for views and money. That's the video all the way, right? That's the only reason. But Jason Love is a fucking rocked-out dude, man. I mean, come on. He is in shape. I missed him. Let's never fight again.

I just was raised different, I guess. Hey, buddy, we all were. I hope so, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I don't get it. I like Adam, but this is like so cringy. What are we doing? Yeah, what are you doing?

I told you, it's like, it's that when I see that part of our American culture, I kind of go, I just bum out. Yeah. Yeah, you'll bum me out. It's not inspiring. And if he's like, oh, dude, I made it. I'm like, it's not worth it, dude. Now me on TRT, that's exciting.

And that's inspiring. Yeah, true. What do you think is going to happen? Am I going to change at all? Is there going to be any difference? Yeah, you are. Dude, you're going to put muscle on. Yeah.

You will. You will. I hope so. All right. You're going to be one of those Florida TRT old men. God. You know, we got about a boat and your neck. Yeah.

Do you get on TRT older? You have like that leather purse neck. Yeah. It's going to be sick. Great. I wonder if you're going to be comfortable because I put this podcast has been good for me

I know walking my wife's going to like it's all right they wrote a song about me and then they said I was saying I couldn't sell tickets it's not true everybody um

you've been selling tickets yeah it's going to be good it's been really great actually we actually had really good shows in San Jose yeah that was great yeah dude you hooked it up especially if I can because my girl and her family,

that was the most nervous I've been. Oh, really? Because they were in the front row? Yeah, but you get some time. Yeah, I did almost, was it, 37 minutes I did for them? Do they like it? Were they offended?

No, thank God. Because I was all nervous because, you know, they're very religious and. You crushed. Yeah, so I was like scared how they were going to take. Because when you get to that much material, you're going to touch on some subjects that I like. A little. Dude, you know, it was great was Edmonton,

where they were turning people away. They overbooked and that was pretty cool on Saturdays. I wasn't there for that. Yeah, that would have been. That was nuts. Canada, they fucking come out. Yeah, Canada's great. I got Calgary in March, Denver.

Yeah, that was the best. That was, because I thought Nick was going with you. So did I. So did I. You know who else thought that? Me at 5 a.m. I got a little bit of the airport. I put Nick, not Nicholas, on the passport,

and they couldn't change it. I don't even think they gave me a refund. That ticket cost me like $700. You paid $700 to not hang out with Nick for the weekend. Oh, because on the, you didn't give it. You can't put the full net. Yeah, you can't give money. It's got to match your passport.

I didn't even, dude, it's so ridiculous. It didn't dawn on me. I was just like, yeah, I get it. No, it's honestly whack that they don't just go. It's fine. Man, you think of like, yeah. Hey, Air Canada, you absolutely suck. And Air Canada, I fucking filed a complaint.

You didn't even respond. Fucking Air Canada, you suck. They suck. I could have gotten on a flight. No, you got to talk to the airline. They're the worst charging me more. They want to charge me 400 more. You guys fucking suck.

Did you say you're back in Canada? I don't fucking. know, like in March, but they suck. Air Canada sucks. They suck. It's like I even said to them, I go, you guys fuck me, man. It's like, you know, charge me, you had room on that airline. I could have just jumped on a plane.

You want to charge me 400 bucks. Fuck you guys, man. The worst customer service in the world. It was a two-hour wait for Expedia. You guys suck. Get better. Air Canada, do better. Dude, I think that's going to make a difference.

Yeah. they're going to hear this mic me too me too anything else jen uh you guys want some current events how do you guys feel is there any boxing going on or is it just dead right now

mario fomo and uh shakir stevency steved should be asking to like grab coffee you got some current events what do you got it's because the video guide got to the gym oh he's early

well we can wrap it up yeah that's up to you guys What's in the current events? Let me refresh this. You want to cover this? Oh, so he's cool? It's fine.

It's fine. This is an interesting take on fighter pay from Eddie Hearn. Oh. On UFC fighter pay. What about UFC pay and stuff like that? The UFC aren't doing anything wrong. That's just their model. As a business, it's incredible that they can get

their talent to fire at those numbers, given the revenue for the show. I just find it fascinating that you can have a situation where you take $11 million on a gate. You know, you talk about the value of a paramount deal. Who knows what the allocation is to individual events? What are you looking at per event? I don't know. Call it $25 million, $30 million plus endorsements on the night.

Again, we're just putting numbers out there. But if you're talking about $50 million of revenue and the entire fight card gain $5 million, probably less, you're talking about 10% of your revenue going on to fire pay. What a business is. Flip it on boxing, you're talking more like 70 or 80% of your revenue going into firepots. Gioleu, will be making a lot more money than Paddy Pimlet and Justin Gafie made at the weekend. If that doesn't ruffle the feathers of the UFC roster, like you said, maybe nothing ever will. When we talk about UFC, crazy, right?

But there's so much more diversity in boxing where you could have, there's so many different avenues. UFC has such a monopoly on the sport. even like PFL like or one like they're all done yeah there's only one circuit's in town I think that uh at the end of the day it just keeps a lot of people out of the game

I think like the real after the real stars yeah I think people go I'm not doing that I can tell you like most people will talk today and they go you want to do you want to be an MMA fighter you to make no money at all and then they point to people like who are stars who don't make money

Like, what does Canelo make on a boxing match? But I think it hurts ultimately, ultimately it hurts the business. 50 million? Ultimately, it hurts the sport, ultimately. And what's a high level contract in UFC compared to it? Five million. So five million compared to 50 million. And five million's really rare.

Yeah, that'd be. That's rare. Is that a counter check? Yeah, that's rare. And what's the justification for why it has to be that way? Because they can. Because they can. Because they're the only.

Because they can. But I think ultimately that argument would be is there's been so many other leagues that pop up. go, oh, we're doing 50-50 split. There's, UFC's the most successful and only successful combat company of all time.

Anyone that does anything different, like look at boxing. Okay, so Canelo makes whatever, was it, $100 million. $125 million. Okay. You know, you show you a few outliers,

but how's boxing, like they don't have TV right deals. Right. Like, they're not flourishing. UFC's flourishing, dude. Yeah. UFC's crushing it. They're on CBS, Paramount.

So to Dana's defense, I don't know, unfortunately, it might just be this is the fight business. They figured out the business model. They figured it out. And I'm watching. I'm watching. I just think ultimately. It might buy them in the asses ultimately. That's what I think.

Like, you know, my son's gifted athletically. I would never let him. No, that's what I'm saying. Go play baseball football. You're going to have, I'll tell you we're going to have, if you keep doing this, you'll have zero Americans fighting and you'll have all. Russians and Eastern Europeans and people from those countries that's already have to. And if that's what you want, then I think what that does is it's ultimately going to hurt your American market chair, your English market chair, it's going to hurt your entire market share.

To tag onto that, with D1 sports paying now, like you got wrestlers who are getting paid very well to not get punched in the face. That's right. What's the, if you're actually getting paid very well, why are you? And you hear horror stories of fighters that retire and they're broke? Yeah. And with with CT, no, thanks. That's fucking terrible.

Then you've got to go and you got to open up. You would never let your sons fight ever. Never. Never. There's no. All right, go ahead. Let's take a little break here. I'll tell you what we're doing.

We're talking about true classic. Our ride or die, our boy Ryan, started from the bottom. Now he's here. When I say now he's here, you see him in the UFC. You see him at Costco. You see him at Target. You see him at Amazon. He's everywhere, dude.

They sold 25 million shirts, okay, to five million. customers. They've got more than 200,000 five-star reviews. I guess all those people are wrong. I guess all those people are- What else you're going to wear? Exactly. It's the best teas, joggers, button-ups. They're T-shirts. If you see me in a white T-T, it's true freaking classic. It's all we rock here. They're absolutely crushing it. It is the best essentials you can possibly get. It fits so damn good. You're not going to find it anywhere else. It's true classic or bust. My buddy, my buddy comes, is dating a gal from a very wealthy fan. family. He wore only true classic. He was wearing the sweaters. They go,

this mom goes, well, you dress so well. Where is that from? He said, and he just goes, some Italian company. Oh, wow. And it worked. It worked. He could have just said it's true classic. You look, you look great. And it's great stuff. Dude, again, you find them at Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, or head on over to True Classic like we do. Trueclassic.com slash fighter to grab the perfect T, jogger, bun up. They got.

at all it's true classic.com slash fighter. Nick? Yeah, so did you see this? Uh-uh. What did he throw on her? Water? Just water? It's water. Abolishment of the agency. Ice could not be reformed. It could not be rehabilitated. We must abolish ice for good. Oh, that guy's going to do it. Look at him. Which guy? You got the hoodie? Yeah, I think the guy in the hoodie. He looks twitchy. H.S. Secretary Christine Nome must resign or face impeachment. Yep, there it is. Look at her.

She came at him. Elon came at him. It's definitely staged, yeah? That's fake. Especially like when you... I don't think it's staged. Show the other angle that I said. He ran at her and away from her

at the same time. This is the guy. He's not well. He got paid a hundred bucks. You can see something's wrong with it. 100%. This is every guy on Nina Jama's page that goes, Married, by the way.

Yeah, he doesn't look like he's all there. Yeah, he didn't look like he was there. But she came out of him. You don't think there was any, you don't think it was staged? No. Listen, I'll tell you this about Elon Omar. I may disagree with her, but I think she's gorgeous.

Yeah? She's gorgeous. Go back to what I don't think I've ever seen her. Let me see her. She's beautiful. She's Somali. Somali women. This is definitely fake.

Somali women, women from that part, Africa are gorgeous. They're fain for their beauty. Can you bring up a picture chin? Yeah, she's gorgeous. Look at her body. She's like... I can't. There's a huge desk in her. No, you'll see when she walks at him. When she walks at them, you'll see. She has some sweater puppies? She's just pretty.

She's super pretty. Yeah, she's kind of my type. That's you right there. Yeah, she's gorgeous. That's me right there. You can say whatever you want about Elon Omar, she's really cute. Dude, I would splire here. That's Somali women and Ethiopian women, Eratrian women, are fucking gorgeous.

no body shots everything's covered up how do we know she is so hot you can see her you can see her she's like she's show respect

she's married to her brother for real no well that was that was an immigration ploy look at her there yeah well that's worse

there are a lot of really good photos of her it's kind of weird she's beautiful you can't deny that she's gorgeous you mean you can disagree with her politics

but I don't think he was splashing her because he's like you're a fucking too I just like let me see that video again I think she

was that her husband she made a white boy I can't tell what this is oh so yeah. Yeah, bro. Come on.

Zoom in on that picture. Maybe we can see some... Still is pixel later. Got a great figure. She's adorable. She's adorable. She's feisty. She's cute.

Yeah. Brian said go back to the vid for a politician, you know? Yeah. This one? But AOC's bad shit crazy. I don't agree with anything she's ever said, but... She's hot. She's a street in Queens before.

Pretty? Yeah. She used to be a fucking, like, working bar. Bartender, yeah. She is. sexy she's hot yeah sure if i was around i'd probably start agreeing with her just to figure watch watch watch eliz let's say we will watch she comes at him look at this look at this i'm like this i'm like this shit's crazy brady comes back he's like guys i think she came at him yeah it's all fake

but can you imagine a che Guevara shirt yeah i'm like dude how about this fucking he's a he's a common giant communist now it would work on me oh it would work oh dude whatever she i by i agree man open the borders terrible you should go spill some blood on somebody come Well, that's pretty scary. She did come out of him. That was what made me like, I don't know. I'm like, damn, girl. That guy sucks, dude.

I had to send this. Candice Owen said the dumbest thing on the internet yesterday. Oh, really? Read this, Brian. She goes back online after internet blackout. I grew up in Connecticut and have truly never seen an ice like this ever. The temperature is 30 degrees, but the ice on our treetops is not melting at all. Never seen anything like this.

anybody else? I will take a video. You understand why that's fucking stupid, right? Look at the temperature, she said. 30 degrees. What is the temperature of freezing? It's freezing. I know.

Because 30 degrees is freezing. Yeah. That's why the ice is not melting. Yeah. And I'm sure she thinks it's someone with a small hat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she's blaming the Israel.

She thinks it's. She is. She literally is. tweeting this as if like someone did the weather. I know her and Tucker Carlson just to have. She goes, I will take a video to show you guys what I mean, but it's almost like a dry ice.

It's taken out an absurd amount of trees. Again, this is the problem with her and none of the ice is dripping. They see conspiracy everywhere. They make Sam Tripoli look like me. Even Sam goes, all right, hold on. This is where they fuck up. Yeah, for real.

Because you know that she's trying to hint towards the Jews are creating fake snow. Holy dude. It's almost like a dry ice. You see our boy Kanye West pulled out a apology. A full page ad in the Wall Street Journal

saying, hey, sorry about the anti-Jew stuff. And he's changing his name back to Kanye West instead of yay. But is that not a step in the right direction? Should he not apologize? No, no, he should. I think what you start to find out, though,

is that that kind of behavior has consequences and it's not free. And people don't want to... He paid a pretty heavy consequence. you know oh it'll it'll never go away but no i know but at least he's like yeah i fucked up yeah he was bipolar and kind of crazy it's better than not but you can't when you write songs though and you're doing and you sell swastika um things when you make it song called hale you're out for mustache guy yeah and it was a slapper and it bang i didn't hear it you shouldn't have made it

dude he shouldn't have made it good that thing fucking slash he shouldn't have made it good that's the problem that's a problem he's so talented it's like just changed the lyrics so I can dance. Yeah, well, you know, he's, uh, I don't believe it's his bipolar behavior. I thought it was, I thought it was deliberate. No, I, I, I know bipolar people. They're not all Nazis. That's like one of the symbols.

But you're bipolar. Dude. He's having a little bit of a smile. And you're selling swastikas, yeah, is celebrating what the Nazis did. Oh, if you're coming up with merch, it's. Yeah, it's a little fucked up, right? Or maybe a lot fucked up. Yeah.

I got no, I got no sympathy for it personally. It's, it's not a, you can't, you can't, you can't, be like, oh, guys, that was like my Nazi phase. It's not like a phase. Yeah, killing, killing children and women and just entire genocide is what, apparently, genocide. That's what it is. Yeah. Cool.

You guys have a tough time coming back. Yeah. You still has fans, though. A lot of fans. A lot of fans. Sure. Well, that's why I was stupid to begin with, because nobody was a fan of you because they, they were, like, aligned with what they thought you think about the Holocaust. Yeah.

So it's just such a weird to go over here and be like, by the way. Yeah. and then I have an album. Like, just do music, dude. He does do something pretty big before each album comes out, though. Yeah, he does some wild shit always, but this one was just too. That was crazy. To lose.

His girl's naked and he's such a liability to, imagine just being like his boy. And you're like, dude, maybe not that. He's like, no, it's, imagine this, how bald his manager must be. Yeah. The gray on that guy's head. A lot of them quit. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah. Anybody who disagrees with him, he probably gets rid of.

Or they quit. There's like, I can't tell you. I'm out, dude. That's manager. His manager is cool of shit. His manager is fighting Brian next week. Yeah. Yeah, that's, uh. His name is John Monopoly.

What a crazy ass name. He's bawling, dude. Yeah, he's, um. Dude, black people get to have such cool names in show business. Yeah, they do. I mean, I would literally never trust the guy named John Monopoly. Not with my. money.

My guess is he's like a shitty jokes. You're trying to get a park place? My guess is with Kanye, my guess is what's going on is that trying to get a loan to run any kind of a business or putting it on trying to rent a... Well, I see dressed like Han Solo. Because he's fucking rich a shit, dude. That is a Han Solo look. Yeah.

But I think that with Kanye, he might be finding that actually putting on a concert, getting people to... No, you can do any venues. There you go. Then he went to Italy and sold out a Coliseum. Sure. Yeah. But in America, they just, they don't fuck with it.

People will find ways to, you know. I would argue if he's start a business, you need loans. Selling out an arena. In America, 100%. And but he, he, he, what was that? He's selling an arena out if he does a concert in the States. He sold one out already, but they, you know, they were like, we can't have it. That's why what he did is so short-sighted because if people see you do a bunch of Nazi

stuff and then still come to support. you just for the music because they like the songs. It means that your message isn't really penetrating anyway. So you didn't need to do that. It's not like you've turned a bunch of Kanye fans into Nazis. What are you doing? I agree. It's so stupid.

He's, you know, trying to get insurance for your venue. Trying to get all these things. No, but Bubba, his bank dropped them. So you're, that's crazy when your bank fucking drops you. Right. When someone goes, we don't want your money. Well, yeah. You know what the bank drop.

But you're, you're going to have. You're going to have, you're going to see. You can't talk shit about the patrons. It's like, well, you're going to see that you're, you're, you're, you're, that's the first thing that way, dude, but you're, Swedish bank. Yeah. Yeah. You believe he can't get a good matzabal soup.

Yeah. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking. Yeah. I mean, he was literally like a genius. A music still is. He's an asshole. Oh, because there's a large side of him that's an asshole. That's asshole behavior.

Yeah. I don't, I don't, to me, it's like. Maybe because I'm a student of fucking history. I know there's a lot of revisionist history out there with all the geniuses who are historians on podcasts who are saying that six million people weren't killed. Yeah, okay. I know because they're the ones who do their own research,

which I love, I love when people say that. Dude, have you seen the Pete Davidson text that got released to Kanye? That's old. Have you said it's going by right? Have you seen this? Because Connie kept talking shit to him. Of course he did.

So Pete started was like, dude, talking to him and Kanye goes, oh, we're cussing now? Where are you out right now? He sends a picture. He goes, next year your wife, bud. Yeah, he goes, where are you right now?

He goes in bed with your wife. It's awesome. People are like getting mad at Pete Davidson. I'm like, well, I kind of. Well, it's crazy because back then, fuck that guy. People saw it as like, fuck Kanye. And now people are, it's so crazy how the

the narrative actually changed on it because now it's fuck Pete. This is what, a couple years later? It's so exhausting. But that's a good comeback from Pete because Kanye was clearly kept fucking with him. He kept talking shit about put those songs on him. So you scroll inch in?

Yeah, he was calling him Skeet. He goes, yo, Skeet, can you please take a second and calm down? It's 8 a.m. I don't got to be like this. Kim's literally the best mother I've ever met. What she does for those kids is amazing, and you are so effing lucky that she's your kid's mom. I decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore. And I'm done being quiet. Grow the F up. And then Kanye goes, oh, you're using profanity?

Where are you at right now? He goes, in bed with your wife? Picture. Picture. For sure, show a picture of Kim. though. Oh, there's a lot there. Yeah. I'm not going to read all that. It is crazy. People are like not at Pete. It's like, do you know the shit Kanye said to him? Yeah. Yeah. Put them in songs making fun of him all the fuck. I mean, it was more than that too. It was like people coming

around and shit. It was like a little dicey for Pete. But Pete also was like, want you man up? Meet me in person. I see how this goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But to, to be like, hail Hitler and then to also be like, don't use profanity. It's crazy. Crazy. That's a way to take. I just think I got no sympathy or time for it. Well, she got, Jinsder. How are you guys on time so far? We're a little late.

Oh, you want to just... Let's do one more. Wrap it? Yeah. Oh, you want to do this one? No, we could wrap it. All right, just wrap it. Let's wrap it, buddy.

Guys, this was the episode called shit on Brian, and I'll never be the same. No, it's not shit on Brian. I'm joking. We're going to be this weekend, Brad. Buddy, I'll be in Greenville, South Carolina. You almost said North Carolina. Friday's Saturday. And then I'll be in Portland.

Charlotte, Florida, February 1921, Denver, Colorado. My mom's coming to that one. March 567, that's going to be sick. I'll be with you at that one. You guys going to be there? You meet Jay, Nubby. Yeah. The whole family will be there.

I'll be there on the 8th, too. All right. And Nick has some dates too? Yeah, I got San Jose this weekend. Then Tampa. You said San Jose or San Antonio? San Antonio. Sorry.

Man, you're in Ryan, bud. Oh, dude, I said Santa Fe. I go, all right, thanks, Santa Fe. My girl said, yeah. She's like, he got the name of the city wrong. Oh, wow. then there's a bit i go she lost she lost the first three fingers on her right hand i go she lost the first three hands on her right god damn in a bit great job right wait i'm san antonio tampa naples

san diego and then denver colorado you were naples yeah off the hook off the hook dude that laugh factor in san diego have we done it no it's awesome is it oh it's so good nice and then charlotte and pump for too love it all right kids nicholas where you have any dates i'm mostly with brian Yeah. All right, kids. We appreciate it coming on, dude. Thanks for having you guys. Yeah, got to do it again.

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