The Fighter & The Kid - The Legend of Big Gulp Barry | TFATK Ep. 918
Episode Date: August 15, 2023Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Bryan challenging Bo Nickal to a scrap and his recent trip to Colombia, Brendan's trip to Phoenix reuniting with fighters including Henry Cejudo and Cory Sandhagen... and hanging out with Criss Angel, UFC 292 Aljamain Sterling vs Sean O'Malley, Simon Cowell's ever changing face, current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Promo Code: Fighter Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/fighter Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK
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Want to run like what a long face? I'm sick as black
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macadamia not milk? Oh
It's a coffee cream or dude. Oh, you just have it behind your back. I think my gods like you're ready to get dry this
It's gonna free you don't put your nut in my Coffee and there
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Talks you know I get bored my
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I think you're gonna be kind of excited kind of excited
You know me and my coffee dude. I know I don't you don't like to mess around but go ahead and tell me what you think now, huh? Oh my god
No! I told you!
Yes we did. Just we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid.
Welcome to the No Custstone. No Custsing. If you you guys are tuning in for cussing then you better turn the channel
It's not what we do. We are crystal clean on this platform. We got that new new though. Look at this new look
Yeah, guys, I took a little trip to Columbia and as usual I let Brenn and do
All the worrying and all the detailed stuff. Thank you, Chin as well did pay for the chairs though the council something, right?
I buy you fly you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get it, but I like the depth,
because the one thing you kept talking about,
ad nauseam when we did, when we used the drinking bros,
the depth, podcasts studio, you were like, the depth.
We just need to mix it up.
And you were like, it drives me nuts, I need depth.
We just need to mix it up, get rid of the circus look
there a little bit.
I like this.
Set the mix it up and then for the,
it's gonna be easier for the guests now.
Yeah.
Instead of the third chair.
Yeah, we're just sitting there talking.
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Sure. I don't know if you saw the Bonicco and Anthony Kessar.
Anthony Kessar was a heavyweight.
He was an NCAA champion.
I know, Anthony.
And the nickel and you do.
So, the nickel and...
Anthony came here when we did food truck.
He's a giant heavyweight.
Todd badass.
He's a badass.
He's doing MMA now.
Yeah.
Now, and then Bonickel, I don't know if you know this,
he can fight.
A little bit, someone say.
Bit of a decorate wrestler.
I watched a lot of Bonickel's wrestling
before he was kind of known.
So I think Bo actually won the NCAA as a freshman.
I think I'm right about that.
And he won the, he won the Heisman of wrestling
as well in college.
And saying.
So I'm gonna fight the both of them and uh...
yeah what's more of a waste of time you fighting both of them which don't
want to watch or you go into columbia the other day
that's a very good question
we're getting the i call you brine i waste my time count will get into columbia
in a little bit
we'll get it to the end of it uh But with Bo Nichol, so they said,
so Bo said, if I can last just 10 seconds.
Now Bo, here's what you can't say.
What's the last thing?
And not tap you out?
Yeah, but both of them against me.
Now here's the thing, Bo, I do have an idea
of what it's like to be grabbed by a guy like you
because I've had Anthony Daniel Kormier
Double leg me and he tapped me by just putting his chest into my his shoulder into my chest
Sure, and he was giggling and then Luke Rockhole grabbed the hold me and gave me a little crab ride and this stuff
Some tough guys. Yeah, I've had Brennan shop. Yeah, bit of a gorilla himself. Yeah, grab on to me. No couple things about wrestling
My techniques probably not as good as bows, but stronger.
You know this bow, right?
Yeah, yeah, you're bam, bam.
Bam, right?
But when it comes to wrestling, you're bam, bam.
No, no, he's throwing me around.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm very aware that I don't actually,
I actually don't think I would last 10 seconds against one of them.
No, not a chance.
It'd be such a problem because now, now take a look at that champ.
Now, the only discussion bows, I know you guys are talking about a young champ. It'd be such a problem because, now take a look at that champ. Now, the only discussion, Bo is,
I know you guys are talking about a young champ.
I was actually talking about,
that's a full grown male, a mature male.
No, no, it's lost, it's fur.
And it is about a 200 pound animal.
I've talked to a primatologist about that.
I showed a primatologist that picture.
Yeah, but I think Bo's talking about
like you're running the male like champ that Michael Jackson. Like an 80 pound champ. Like a champ Michael Jackson. Yeah, but I think both talk about like you're running the mill, like, champ that Michael Jackson.
Like an 80 pound champ.
Like a champ Michael Jackson.
Yeah, and adolescent champ.
I'm with ball on that.
You've got a jack that thing up.
Well, they didn't address unfortunately both of them.
We're not talking about this though.
Yeah, now that is not hearing a peep out of both of them.
No, even on that mat, pinched.
The thing's jacked.
It's jacked and it's also got it's got a primal
It's got a primal strength. Please understand there are a couple things. I know it was not afraid of strength
Now now chin if you can look up what a female 80 pound gorilla pulled in the Bronx
So it pulled with one arm some ungodly amount of weight an An 80 pound chip? What they're taking, yeah. That chip looks like he's mad.
That's 200 pound, Mel.
That chip looks like if you step on his lawn,
he's gonna use the end of it.
Well, the problem is, tell us just tell me
that that chip would pull your head off.
It would pull your head off.
And you need to talk to a doctor, confirm this?
Right, this is the audience, right?
More importantly, more importantly,
what we didn't take in account is that thing is gonna bite you.
No, those teeth are not really.
And it's got a bite force, that's,
I remember a gorilla.
Now, I don't know if you know this,
but a 400, 500 pound gorilla has a bite force of 1300 PSI.
That's a lot.
Please hold, a tiger has a bite force,
a bear, grizzabar has a bite force of under a thousand,
about 950.
Yeah, they bite hard.
And a tiger has won about a little over a thousand.
It is bowed down while biting and anything goes.
Because that, that chimp has got a very strong bite force
which is gonna take your, it's gonna take your digits
and well how big was the chimp that the lady
was hooking up with and he was like,
that was a 200 pound.
I'm gonna rip your face off.
It was a 200 pound chimp.
He bowed in that in the homeboy Antenna,
being about 200 pound.
Oh, bow, bow also in Anthony.
Love you guys and huge fans.
But please understand also, the chimp that took that woman's face off was shot.
It was stabbed, and then it was shot by the police.
I think about six times, and took all six bullets
and climbed up on top of the roof,
and then eventually died.
So that's a different kind of thing.
That's a different kind of thing.
They're not talking about these crazy
I don't want to say I want to say I want my all her face is just asking it is what it is technology come a long way though
Yeah, but back then she's on like more a povich and it's just like
I'm in his in our face her face was a man. Yeah, so so um, I guess we were we had our
But both talking about like a like the Michael Jackson chip like that's a baby
That's so any time you see a chip with a white face. It's a baby
Now chimps go white face. Yes, sir when their babies when their babies have white face
Well, see I think both talking about chimp and white face and not black face
He bow had a little experience. I think with a chip that's not what an adolescent champ or a younger chip and and but
Now bow even said that the two of them together could take a chip like that a younger champ. And but now Bo even said that the two of them
together could take a champ like that.
A 200 pounder?
No.
And he's, yeah, it's just not happening.
Guys, it's not happening.
Now, there's only one way to find out though,
get that black face champ.
No, no, I wouldn't allow them to do it
because I don't want them to get hurt.
I don't want there.
I don't want digits coming off.
I don't think anyone's gonna allow them to do it.
Now, if we muzzle the champ, if we muzzle this,
there's no biting.
Yeah, it'd be very interesting.
Because then maybe, again, I'm with bow on this,
if it's a small adolescent champ, him and his boy
are gonna stomp that thing in.
What are they gonna get out, get behind it, right?
Yeah, they'll beat the hell out of this too.
But I'm talking about a 200 pound champ with a muzzle on it.
200 pounds, 200 pounds are both screwed.
You think so?
I think them and us in here would be screwed.
I don't think.
Well, six guys could.
If you look at what there's a thing about the Bronx,
who were the female 80 pound chimp pulled some crazy amount of weight
over a thousand pounds with one hand.
Something crazy, weird strength.
They say that a chimp, I don't know how they measured this,
but they had a champ that deadlifted 1700 pounds,
which is insane.
So.
I'm not sure about the Bronx, Zoo.
Go to that one, says, go up,
we've says how strong is a champ really?
Yeah.
Now again, is this white face or black face champs?
Big difference.
Yeah.
It says chimpanzees are five to eight times stronger
than people.
Yeah, no, that's a lot.
Yeah, I don't know.
The gorillas are crazy.
The 500 pound gorilla they were talking about
was just nuts, but I don't know.
But I feel like this little common sense.
She's so-so watch this.
She's serious.
Then, amazingly, one of the Bronx chimps
and these are former circus ape names, a common sense. She's so-so watch this. There it is. Then, amazingly, one of the Bronx chimps and Z's,
a former circus eight named Susette managed to pull 1,200 pounds.
Yeah, but the mountain can do that.
No, the mountain can't pull 1,200 pounds, but I don't think 1,200.
Like this, like pulled it, rode it, like apparently was sitting
in the middle of the pool.
It was on wheels.
No, no, no, not on wheels.
The mountain do that.
I think it was a weight.
So it's not on wheels. It says do that. I think it was a weight.
So it's not on wheels. It says another one pulled 847 pounds of one hand.
Now, now that's insane.
Now, what does that mean?
Like a good point.
That if it's on wheels, it's a whole different thing.
I'm talking about did it pull?
Yeah, so that's 500 pounds.
No, so this is an actual weight.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a diameter, see, see a diamond meter.
Diamond meter?
Yeah.
It's an apparatus.
It's an apparatus.
Now we're gonna give you a list, huh, Daddy?
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
The point is, think about how strong that is.
Think about how weird it is.
I don't think anybody's like, what?
Chimps are strong.
Like we all know this, right?
I'd love to see them fight.
It's never happening though.
No.
There's no way to prove it without them losing eyes
and arms and legs.
How would I, the only way I made a video about it,
the only way I'm gonna survive bow and Anthony
in that situation is if I'm completely naked.
You gotta give up your ass.
I gotta get my ass in there.
Then they're gonna be like, it's like kryptonite
because I'm gonna be turning my butt to them
every time they come out. There's literally nothing he can do. That's all you gotta do right?
There's nothing that you do against the champ. There's nothing you do against them. No nothing just too large man
You be script, right? Yeah, yeah, but especially trained guys
That's all I'm just saying to straight up large bros
You have your hands for yeah, you have your ass for yeah, we two strong bros
It'd be a problem.
You don't want whatever they want.
Huh?
You don't want whatever they want, right?
I'm pretty fierce, dude.
I'm actually fierce.
I'll tell you what, it's hot and Phoenix.
You know, I have the record for over, it's like over 115 for 40 days in a row.
So insane.
150 degrees.
What are you talking about?
Here's a step for your ass.
You know, when you see those, those, those, those cactuses,
like the, the main cactuses, you know, the green,
with the main cactioe C.
Yeah.
You know when you see a giant one, like a 40 foot one,
you know, they're like 450 years old.
They've been there for over four,
they grow an inch a year.
I did not.
So when you see a 40 foot, like those huge cactuses,
they've been there for hundreds of years.
Really?
I didn't know that either. That's a look it up. Wow. The more you know. Yeah, and people've been there for hundreds of years. Really? I didn't know that either, that to look it up.
Wow.
The more you know.
Yeah, and people come in there and chop them down.
You're like, what do you think?
I think it's illegal.
It is illegal.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
When you see those giant ones, they've been there hundreds of years.
That's crazy.
I know.
Then all I was doing was looking at cactus the whole time.
I told you my coy came back.
I thought they were all killed.
Oh, did they come back? I'm hibernating. Yeah, I'm obsessed with my coy came back. I thought they were all killed. Oh did they come back?
I'm hibernating. Yeah, I'm obsessed with my fish too. You lied. You know, you lied a little
big. You told me solid. Look at that. What? 125 years old?
I have his lifespan. 150 hundred and five. Hey, wait, six tons or more. Yes, tall is 50 feet.
Wow. So it's actually not 400 years old, but it is 175 years old.
Wow, so it's actually not 400 years old, but it is 175 years old. Some live over 200 years.
Some are even older than that.
If you got the...
So a long time.
I mean, that's forever.
I have no idea.
I didn't know they weighed six tons.
Look, there it says, it says anything over 40 foot tall is well over 200 years old.
Wow.
That's good.
The cactus seems some...
Shhh.
Seen some. Shit.
That's good.
Redwood Redwood is what, 1000 years old?
More than that, you know?
I just didn't know cactus is, I mean,
think of you had a cactus farm.
Uh-oh.
You're basically just doing it for your future generations.
You think about it?
A cactus farm?
Yeah.
No, it takes forever to.
You want one, though?
It's like for my kids' kids' kids.
Yeah.
That's a beautiful cactus though.
Look at that.
Old granddaddy was about 300 years old.
That's a big boy.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, Phoenix is, I was, I like it.
I was, I went hiking out there and then I really went out and I got a little spooked.
I told you because Steve Rinaldo said that they'd seen Jaguar tracks in Arizona
Came all the way up and I was like, whoa
We're to get killed by a Jaguar. Oh, yeah, why are you out there? It's hot man hot damn thoughts
I took chin to JT wings
Hey, we almost hit a armadillo in Austin remember
We did you mean it? Yeah, you don't remember? You mean it? Yeah.
You don't remember?
Oh, when we were driving at night?
Yeah, a little on my car.
To the max of ways?
Yeah.
Good luck to your car.
Those baby tanks.
How good was that?
That Mexican authentic.
Yeah, that Mexican food, it was so good.
It's Austin.
But I took Chinda JT wings, Chinda out,
those wings lived up to the hype.
They were absolutely delicious, yeah.
Here's a bra.
Our friend Chinda is a drinking bra. Ah! Ch delicious. Yeah. Here's a bra. My friend Chin has a drink and bra.
Chin has a drink.
Every time I see him, you know, drinking, like, no, dude.
There we go.
We used to drink together all the time, but now you stopped.
And I still want to have the whole thing anymore, dude.
I just want to live that memory.
And you're liver.
I told you.
I can have it.
I cut back so much when I had a vacation or, you know,
quote, a vacation.
I wanted it.
But we're at the fights I turned around,
like, did you drink in white clothes?
Like, it's all they have.
I mean, doesn't mean you have to drink it.
What's your drink of choice?
Just beer, I like beer now.
Just beer, no, I'm,
Oh, before when I was drinking a lot whiskey,
when your liver was going.
Wine, I can.
Yeah, I was wine.
Really?
I thought because it's like,
I thought your liver was your best sugar.
Only here.
You don't whiskey with me.
But home you'd go and drink wine.
Wine, yeah.
How many bottles would you drink?
It would be like literally a bottle of wine a day.
That's it?
That's it.
I mean, every single day, seven bottles of wine a week.
It's every, was every,
28 in a row.
And you also drinking here too.
Sometimes I would drink here.
You would drink all day long pretty much.
Pretty much, man.
Yeah, it was not good.
I was drunk an entire time. Dude, we're not good. I mean, drunk an entire time.
Dude, we're not drunk.
Have you ever seen me like,
what we got cradim going?
What's up?
We got cradim going.
I saw you drunk at the jelly roll concert.
That was all, yeah, I was drunk.
You were a white girl with one heart.
Really?
Because I did weed too.
I don't do weed.
So wait, so usually you have running through your system
you would have, you have caffeine.
Cradim.
A little bit of coffee, always cradim.
But I caught my cr crating in half too.
Because that's not a fear of every other.
No, no, to me that's the most safest thing I've taken.
Sure, it's a wine a month.
Yeah, the wine is good.
You got the wine.
20 bottles of wine is a lot.
Yeah, that's why you're like, going to a bottle of tea?
That's a lot, dude.
20 bottles of wine. That's amazing.
I already thought about 28.
Yeah, but yeah.
And then you have,
let's round it.
I don't smoke, I don't do.
I don't do.
Sometimes you have more than a bottle.
Let's be honest.
Sometimes, yeah.
Sometimes.
Let's round it up to 35 bottles.
But then also in the green room,
we saw Tiger Thick, I told Jamal,
you saw it out of here,
but they drink two bottles in the green room.
Like who drank two bottles?
Like, she was bottles like She was thirsty
She's probably adding five or six bottles of whiskey a month
Not anymore, but he likes to party. Yeah, I like to enjoy and your liver is got a thick layer of fat all around it
That's going down that after this weekend didn't help. No, let's and take a little break dude, because we do have the Covenia date.
It's only the eighth now.
Two shows on the eighth.
Those are almost sold out.
Lafak gets you and me together
for the first time in a hot second.
It's me in Big Goldberry, Covenia, September eighth,
Friday night, Cassada night on September ninth.
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We grew up.
And who else?
And Sam Tripoli. Because Eddie Bravo is gonna be in Japan,
so we call it our next friend who does conspiracy.
His name's Sam Tripoli.
Oh, we gonna have some fun.
Oh, we have some fun.
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Henny Sohuto came to show us all old triple C
It's pretty cool. So I saw all my old friends.
At Herman, Joy Villasanore, CB Dalloway,
Cory Santa Hagen, a bunch of people.
That's really cool.
They all came out?
Oh, I met, what's the magician's name?
Chris Angel.
Chris Angel.
Did you really?
What's he like?
He's cool.
He loves MMA.
Know what's his stuff?
He loves MMA.
You know what I said, Chemics? Oh, I know a lot about how knows his stuff. He loves MMA. You know what I can't make oh
I know a lot about how much he makes I didn't I know his residency does 500 shows a year 70 million year
Yeah, I know what his contract was 70 mil yeah, oh
Yeah, he's he's a good time traveling he goes. Oh, I'm starting about podcast
I've had Mike Tyson on this guy this guy. I'm like oh cool. Why?
Yeah, if you make 70 million a year, why are we talking about
Ponca? I know. Just be bored. You know,
Elstaz magic. Hey,
B, you know, Elstaz magic, when he's single to pick up the
ladies, chin learn magic, just to pick up house.
What? I learned it from the game, book the game.
Uh huh. That guy. I read that book. The man guy, Mr.
Yeah, Neil Strauss.
I don't like that book, but I read it.
I told Channa, I said, if you have to do magic,
pick a blaze, might not be for you.
That was when I was younger and it worked.
I told Brandon Asher, work.
Yeah, we're not strangely drawn to that.
In fact, in 2023.
I don't know what it is.
It's going to be cool.
A quarter-time girl's there, like, what is this?
Oh my god.
In my 40s, I'm not just a walk to go these dogs
Is that a rabbit in your purse? I need it creep. Yeah, I don't think you do in 2023 back like early 20 early 2000s
Probably pop it. Yeah, this day and age dude. That's a salt brother
Can we do a badger? Interesting. I cringe cringe when I think about it too, but it worked.
Listen, it does work.
It worked, huh?
It's so crazy.
It's like there's a rabbit in my face.
I told you, my ex-wife, who was gorgeous,
my ex-wife goes, I had no idea, chimus, so handsome.
Well thank you.
I'm like, hey man, what's going on here?
Well, I don't know, he knows, man.
Magic, yeah.
It's a life probably had a, my ex had a,
probably had a taste of the old Asian fever.
Oh, really?
I think she dated a photographer who was a,
it was a reason she wanted to do date night at PF Chains all the time.
There you go.
Heavy on the chain.
That's right.
That's right.
You like the orange chicken here's all right.
My wife said,
she's not working tonight.
She said she wanted to date in Japan with said, she went on a date in Japan
with an MMA fighter who was a giant Russian guy
and she goes, but she was.
Your ex or your current guy?
No, my ex and she goes, but you know,
but Amanda was always like, she was like,
I said, so what happened?
She goes, nothing.
That guy was too big and too scary.
I was like, no, thanks.
She's just not alive.
She's into like, hey, hey. Hey hey, oh you think the Russian MMA fighter took
No for dance
Sir, I'm I just know her. Oh, you don't think she got no she's way more down by the Russian. Hey, we can't do that
You're so weak dude really coward stern. No, no, no, no used to be wild man No, we had a son's to stop classic. It's a fight down. Why not pipe the Russian Piper dude the Russian pipeline
The Russian pipeline dude is more like I think she'd be more into an older gangster type
So if you're an older gangster ran everything older gangster Russian. Yeah, but not a young
Yeah, young muscular kind of guy with the same age
No, not to say Russian pipeline. Yep. Don't say Russian pipeline
Russian pipeline I'm gonna have some magic mind right now. You need it, dude. Yeah, hopefully that takes your sense or so
I ran out of it, so I gotta get more I travel with it now. I know I brought it to
Why don't you do this to Phoenix. Why don't you do this?
I brought it to Phoenix.
Are you drinking?
How many of you doing a day?
Two to three.
You are?
Yeah.
They send me a whole package of the crib.
They know what I do, Dad.
I do want to tell you this.
If you want me to work with you, you know, I got problems.
Yeah, I knew you'd take a lot.
But they say it's like a five-hour energy shot, so don't.
But way better than that.
I know.
Clean and good for you.
But even Jay was like, man, you used like, let's see a coffee like I'm good I want you to start
doing it like what happened to you yeah everybody I'll say this everyone who takes
it misses it when they don't it won't take it designs their own app like my wife's
like where's the where's the freaking magic mind I'm like we ran out she's like we'll
get more you might hate you say you're're last becoming like a fanatic. That's what you do it could be good for you
Magic mind you should try it. I've do we yeah
We're cats after dark. We did all the time. Oh, I wasn't on that show. Well, I mean neither is Brian
So we know man all right show so it was on the channel you was on the channel thick boy
Chin, do you have any magic up your sleeve right now? I wish if we had cigarettes, I could do something.
SIGARET?
Yeah, I was, who are you?
Another way.
Like my nephew called me,
this is stuff really work.
Yes, it really works.
I wouldn't be talking about it if it didn't really work.
It's awesome.
I wouldn't taste it.
I'd taste it every day.
Not taking something, you know, for my health.
I don't take any Adderall.
I take one cup of coffee a day. Did you have any withdrawals from the Adderall? Addiction. No, man, I'm not it from my health. I don't take any Adderall. I take one cup of coffee a day.
Did you have any withdrawals from the Adderall addiction?
No, man, I'm not a pussy.
I absolutely I did.
I said, my brain was so messed up.
Oh, dude.
Night man.
Disaster.
I can't believe I got through that.
Yeah.
Speaking of Russian pipeline.
It was hard, huh?
Yeah, the hardest.
Really? Yeah, cold turkey. Sweat was hard, huh? Yeah, the hardest.
Really?
Yeah, cold turkey.
Sweat that night, foggy brand during the day.
Yep.
Well, guess what, Reiner still worked, though.
Daddy decided to eat a bunch of Thai food,
very spicy Thai food, right before I went to bed.
Big old thing, a sticky rice.
Is it Columbia?
No, no, no, no, I was in.
Oh, I got a story on that.
I decided to take a sticky rice
and then all that spicy chicken. And I woke up at 2 I was in, oh, I got a story on that. I decided to take sticky rice and then all that spice chicken.
And I woke up at 2.30 in the morning, wide awake,
and I cleaned the windows.
Blue your brains out.
Oh, blue my, I took 17 pools.
Sometimes that's fun though, right?
Yes, but I cleaned windows.
It was like, I was a methodic.
My neighbors, if they could see inside my house,
would be like, that guy's a methodic.
I was cleaning the windows, because I just couldn't sleep.
And I was like, oh, these windows are weird.
I need to clean them.
Oh, I thought you were saying you clean the bathroom
with your dukey.
Oh, I did that too.
Came back from Colombia.
Is this?
Go back to Colombia.
Just go back to it.
So there's a remote control, but it's,
Brian hasn't installed it yet.
I told him not to worry about it for now,
so it's our first show.
Oh, I mean, came back from Colombia, came back from Colombia
with the worst food poisoning.
What'd you eat?
I think I ate some...
Some Colombian ass.
Chicken.
In a sandwich at the airport.
Yeah, bro.
You know, you can eat me.
I was like, this chicken stands funny.
I'll just power through.
And, oh boy, oh boy.
Like the kind that attacks your whole body
and your skin hurts.
Oh yeah, 24 hours.
Like my skin.
I was like, oh I could barely move.
And make you lose some weight though.
That's what I appreciate.
Oh man, I think you think.
I think you think.
24 hours.
Didn't need to think for really 48.
I was like, I can't.
It's like you're cutting weight just a different way.
Yeah, that's bad.
That's like when I see people at LAXing that sushi.
I'm like, what are you doing?
Airport sushi? Oh no, forget it. sushi, I'm like, what are you doing? Airport sushi?
Oh, no, forget it.
Columbia, by the way, more plastic surgery.
I've never seen more fake butts, fake boobs,
and fake lips.
Love it.
But add to the fact.
What, man?
It'll be a hate, dude.
I did that.
They're also beautiful, beautiful again with.
Like, I don't, like some guy said,
he was kind of recognizing me there.
And he goes, I said, the women,
like if you're a young man there, it's a disaster.
Yeah, move there.
He goes, it's like they took, for 300 years,
they took any woman that was not perfect
and threw her off a cliff.
Yeah.
And like just purify.
Before some to move.
Yeah. And then just the most beautiful women, the way.
I mean, literally, you're just like,
what is going on here?
And is it true?
There's more like hotties than there are dudes out there. Like there's more females than men.
Yeah, the women are much better looking than the men, but there's a bit of sex tourism.
It's actually like Thailand. So part of it is, part of the economy is there's a lot of sex
tourism there. Man, that's terrible. In fact, when you go to places that we go to, it says,
we don't serve sex tourism. Oh, that's terrible. We have to put a stop. If you're a young person, yeah, and you're trying
to walk a straight line, don't go to Columbia.
I'm gonna go down and do some research
and put an end to this.
I need to do some field research.
You probably go do some field research, okay?
I have no reason to go down.
Bring your lady, because bring your lady.
Sure.
Although, you know what, your lady is, those women have nothing on your lady. No. Although, you know what, your lady is,
those women have nothing on your lady.
No, I mean, you know.
Yeah, and her stuff's real.
Yes, that's the thing.
I don't hate on the fake stuff either though, man.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
You do, though.
You seem kind of sending it away.
Well, you just see this overwhelming, like,
boom, boom, boom, when you're like,
oh boy, that's, you know, you didn't need to do that.
Yeah, but,
I wasn't gonna say it. I wasn't gonna say it. What's wrong with you, dude? Who are you?'re like, oh boy, that's, you know, you need to do that. Yeah, but yeah, I wasn't gonna say it.
I wasn't gonna say it.
What's wrong with you, dude?
Who are you?
I can't say Russian pipeline.
You're not into big asses anymore.
Dude, I'm just kidding.
God, don't.
I like the little natural.
That's all.
You like how it's stern, man.
These are so much fun.
These are my friends at our bars.
I go, are they real?
Because if you can touch them, they're real, dude.
Don't ask dumb questions.
100%.
I just, I know, but I'm not good at it.
But they're real, real nice.
It's not like technology.
Real nice to look at.
So should the stay-in age, what they can do with asses?
Yeah, well, nowadays they put the actual,
your own fat into your breasts and your butt.
Yeah, BBL.
They've still never figured out the face.
Well, they have.
Nah, Simon Cowell.
Yeah, he's done some stuff to his face.
Yeah, he put all the Botox to his face.
Oh, it's terrible.
You've had to come out and address,
he's like, I made some mistakes, man.
He did?
Yeah.
I think you did.
I might have made that part up.
No, I think he did come out and say,
I made some mistakes.
Yeah, I just think, I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
He looks like a wax figure on the right there.
Dude.
Come on. That's fake. Oh, that has to be fake
But stop it, but they're but he's he's addressed it bring if you go to type in his name and then just hit the recent news
Don't do before and after and just say it. Do they have news option on this? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, fill in all that stop it right. Some cow smart fresh concern over his face.
Some cows terribly criticized for his physical change.
Yeah, just be just have.
Be an older guy.
Well, he does look different here.
What if I show up like this?
Are you gonna freak out if I'm like, I would love that.
What's going on guys? Really good to see you.
Uh, no, you know what, I just, I'm just young
and I've just been eating well.
He looks like he's fighting G forces all the time.
All right.
Go up, go up.
Fighting G forces bro.
Oh, that's someone else put the Botox's
wearing off Simon, yeah.
I know some people.
That poor guy.
He's just fighting father time
and he's down on the cars 10-8. I know people who are
Well, don't wear that jacket either. Also button it up more. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna Sam right? Yeah, I know people that tend to
I know some actress who do that stuff. I look at their face. I'm like, what's going on with your face, bro?
How come it's not moving? We all know what's going on?
I know you've never done that. You did it once right? No bow talks. I don't know the fuck what bro? How come it's not moving? We all know, you know what's going on. You've never done that.
You did it once, right?
No, Botox?
I don't know.
The fuck would I do it for?
It's face-like, it's, you know.
No, if any, I don't need to add more to my face.
I take away.
I don't like to fill in your lips and stuff.
I wish, dude.
I wish I, if I could, I wish they could just suck.
I had somebody tell me that they're like,
Brennanist gets his lipston.
And I was like, what?
And they go, you know he gets his lipston, I go.
Got these from my daddy.
He doesn't get his lipston. Where would you get your Botox And they go, you know, he gets his lips done. I go, I got these from my daddy. He doesn't get his lips done.
Where would you get your eyebrows and your lips done?
I go, no, he doesn't.
That's a compliment.
I know.
I was like, he doesn't get his lips done.
He's just, I'll have a straggler.
My girl take it off every now and then,
but now I woke up like this bitch.
I see KL, that's not true.
Dim the rules.
Dim the rules.
He's got CKLs.
Are you looking forward to the fights this weekend? You have no idea what's the rules. He's got CK. Are you looking forward to the fights this weekend?
You have no idea what's the freaking. Can I see this fighting? You have C292, pay-per-view, Boston, Shoe-shon, Al-Joh, no don't act like you're excited for it. You had no clue.
No, I don't act like you're falling the sport, but let's fake it. No, I am. I'm entertained. Me now. Um, I'm super excited. Me and Machado Gary Neal Magne is great. Cheeto. Oh, so Chris
Whiteman, Brett Tavarza, not on the main card. Since they did. Yeah, since they lost, you know,
I'm rooting for Cheeto. We all are buddy. I think they'll still move that find out.
Cause they have to put five on the main card. So you assume they move up Chris Whiteman.
Who else would they should move up Chris wideman and move up Andre Petroski
Jill Merchard to the prelims yeah that's a great fight said first fight for
Christian a long time Chris why me asking to broke his leg yeah
long time Brad Tavarras he's a he's a pretty big dog
plus 200 something. Almost 300.
Chris is.
Yeah.
How old is Chris now?
74 and five years.
Austin Hubbard and Kurt are fighting this,
the ultimate fighter finale.
He's 39 by the way.
Wow.
Chris is.
Yeah.
I think he's his last one when lose or draw.
I think he's talking about him.
He'll spend more time with his kids.
Yeah. And the ultimate fighter. I know you haven't Tom Adams to spend more times with his kids. And then ultimately, if I don't know,
you haven't watched that, but it's been tough watch.
That should be completely honest, been a tough follow.
Austin Hubbard and Kurt, or the finale.
That's how you know the show's doing dog crap
because they used to be their own fight night main event.
Like when I fought Roy, we're the main event.
Can I get you a main card?
Give me your picks, dude.
I'm going, Sean O'Malley. I think Sean's got that. Well, I know, I know what you're thinking. I know exactly what you're thinking. Um, I know. And
you're thinking that there's no way that Sean solves that Al Jermans drilling wrestling. It's not
a knockdown sugar. There's nobody in the division who can. He took down Sohuto.
I know how he does against Marab.
It's crazy.
Like he's his time.
It's just his time.
But everyone goes,
everyone goes,
it's a bad matchup for sugar shot.
It's not a knockdown show.
He's a bad match for every,
but there's nobody in the top 10
that he's not a nightmare for with his skill set.
Sean's too strong to be.
Sean's strange X factor.
He just, he truly rises to every occasion
and surprises everyone.
The fan base would disagree.
We all love sugar here.
Yeah.
So did he rise to the occasion against Pedro Munoz?
Did he rise to the occasion against Cheeto Vera?
So that doesn't work, Pete.
So when you say rise to the occasion, what do you mean?
And now he now here to defend you.
He did do against Peter Yon.
That was his best performance I've ever seen.
And I actually thought he was gonna win that fight.
That's what I mean.
And that's what I was so impressed with.
That's the one time.
But look at his win streak.
Marlon, he lost, didn't he get his foot broke, right?
His foot, he hit that nerve.
Couldn't stand on it.
He was losing that fight though.
But, no, he lost that fight.
But he lost the one.
But he lost that fight.
So with Pedro was an eye gouge.
Yeah, with with Al Jermaine, I guess the idea would be,
let me just come by, I'm his coach,
could I give you my game plan?
If you're his coach, I'm for sure, Ben and Gerson.
Let me just be, let me be the coach.
Yeah.
You got him, you got him standing, you keep a distance now.
Al Jermaine is no slouch, any standing. Yep, you, you, you, you box him, You got him, you got him standing, you keep it distance now. I was amazed, no slouching.
I'm standing right.
Yep, you, you, you, you box him, you punch him, you kick him.
Okay, you just take him down, you only thing you want to do
is stand up, you keep standing up, you keep standing up,
you keep standing up, you keep standing up.
And that's what I'm saying.
That's so stupid.
No, but night, but I,
just, uh, okay, let me, let me stand up for real.
Let me just say it for real.
Sugar said this on, he, he, he, he, he,
he sat down in a regret interview with Brad
Alcomodo
I just don't like where his head at with this because he goes you know
Obviously Al Joe's really good grapple is so strong just take down if you get your back at the nightmare
He was I just got survived down there. I was like I hate one guy say survive
I'm like, oh, so you're you're already
Given in that you're gonna get taken down. If your plans are survive and not,
you know, get back to your feet or not put up a fight,
there's no way you're surviving.
Yeah, I would say,
I would say though,
it's a given in your game plan
that you're probably gonna get taken down, right?
There's not much you can do.
You can't say survive though.
Yeah.
That he might mean,
don't let him take your back and wear you down that way, right?
So, No, he said survive.
Well, does that mean play in your guard?
Keep him in your guard.
Good luck keeping him out of your guard.
Yeah, hard to do.
I mean, I think Aljou's almost a 400 favorite,
which is big.
But rightfully so.
Because if you're a sugar fan,
you gotta hope that he can catch him
before he'd sticking down on the feet for five rounds.
You're betting on that, which it's tough to do.
Aljo doesn't get caught very much.
Marlon Marais did it to him,
but outside that happened in two on 17.
So you're saying,
I'm not sure.
I don't have, I'm sorry.
You have Aljo.
I think the fan base and the UC want sugar to win.
But you just don't see,
I'm close with, I love both these guys.
I hate, this just take my,
but you're just being,
you're just being a strict analyst, no emotion.
Correct.
You don't, it's fair to say you don't see
how sugar solves the wrestling of Algebra Man.
Nobody, that's not a knock on sugar, nobody can.
I know, I know.
Even Henris and Huda, that's insane.
Right? I talked to Henry about he's like,
when he's against the wall,
like he does some things, man,
it's tough to deal with.
He's like, everyone goes, he's so strong.
Is he?
So strong.
We are strong.
And he's gonna go up to 45,
he's last fight at 35,
so he's gonna go up to 45, he's big.
It's just his time, it's a tough fight for Schuhutau,
but what you're betting on is Schuhutau catches him.
Now Schuhutau striking striking wise has a huge advantage.
He's creative, he's good with both legs,
he can go orthodox, South Pole,
like he's such a savage on the feet.
And I'm an athlete.
And I would say very athletic.
Not more athletic than Aljou.
That's good question.
Not even close.
Well, I think close.
I don't think, I don't,
as far as like explosiveness and.
I mean, say way better athlete and people, you way better people you got a competitive being a very good athlete
Not always a good athlete, but Alchemy's a hell of an athlete. What was out just wrestling pedigree?
Stuck. Yeah, Stuck. Yeah college wrestler, but I'll just a phenom man
That kids a complete freak. Yep, probably the best band way to ever do it really
He beats a hudo. He was the argument. He beat yon beat yon
I mean came back beat course and then he beat you again look at the guys he's beat you made your make a good point Really? He beats a hudo. He was the argument with beats. He beat John. He beat John.
He made him come back.
And then he beat you again.
Look at the guys he's beat.
You made your make a good point.
He's also huge that way.
He beat Han and Barão into then 17.
How does he get down to that weight?
This is last fight at 35 though, I think.
Yeah.
He's gonna let Marab.
Now, I think Marab versus,
now I think once Al Jolives,
it's sugar's division. I think sure you can beat Marab. I think sure you can do well against
Cord Sanhaegan. You think you beat Marab? I do. Doesn't have the same problem with Marab? No,
because Marab is not as talented when it comes to the Jujitsu.itsu. Okay. And in the Hennie-Sahoodah can mix it well together.
Morab's still not there yet.
Morab's tenacity and takedowns are similar against the K.
In most of them I'm going with sugar.
Yeah, I love sugar.
Because I just think I would have...
I would have...
If sugar were to be stoked.
What would you tell them?
How do you deal with that wrestling?
Would you say nothing?
Do you have to keep standing up?
You've got to get up.
You've got to get up. You've got to get up. You've got to get up. You've got to get up. You have to keep standing up. You gotta get up. You gotta get up.
You have to fight in the transitions.
Yes.
Don't just survive.
Your takedown doesn't gotta be everything.
You're gonna get takin' down.
Cause you gotta make it work.
And then hopefully it gets tired
and in third and fourth you can't.
In that camp with all those ASU wrestlers,
and we're CB Dalloway trains, all those guys. You're in there ASU wrestlers, you know, and, and, and, where CB
Dalloway trains, all those guys, you're in there with those wrestlers,
they're taking you down, taking you down, all your practicing is take down defense.
That's all you're doing, right? That's a huge part of your camp.
No, because you gotta do what you do. Yeah, I'm sure you've got to, but you gotta,
you gotta do what you do, you know, like, you're not gonna go toe to toe with them,
and try to not get taken down. You just not, you gotta hope that eventually you can't, and sugar's so talented stand up like you can definitely catch him.
Yes, you can definitely win.
He's not a bad bet.
Yeah, start boxing this year is out.
If he's there to get hit,
though thing is Aljos not like a knockout artist so
sugar can take some chances on a few too because you need to take him down might as well go balls to the wall.
So there's that too and sugar hits you, you're going out.
Yeah, sure.
Super me, all that stuff.
That being said, you want to bet on it.
Huh? You want to bet on it?
I'll bet you.
Again, it's not bad bet at all.
You want to bet a thousand dollars?
Sure.
How about I don't owe you if it goes to the decision?
Because it's not fair, I guess almost a minus 400. So if Algebra wins by decision, then it's just we don't owe you if it goes to the decision because it's not fair I guess a almost a minus four hundred so if Algebra wins by decision. That's just we don't owe each other money
That's good. That's very good
Oh, you're gonna tell me something else, dude. Okay. That's very good. Um, it's embossed in
Yeah, very aggressive part of the world you and I know that
Very aggressive you get to fight in Boston so easily the rest of the world. You and I know that very aggressive. You can get in the fight in Boston so easily.
Rest of the cards quality too.
Next fight.
In Rayleigh, Amanda Umos, that's a fun one.
Way they should get that done as long as you didn't get punch in the face.
In Machado Gary, I know you're not huge on him yet. You should be. He's like next coming to Conor McGregor.
Is he?
He is a different flavor but as far as confidence. I like a guy that says something that comesregor. Is he? He is a different flavor, but as far as confidence,
I like, a guy that says something that comes to fruition,
he's very similar.
Bring him up.
And the dude has a skill set, daddy.
Neal Magni, the old veteran.
Now Neal's stepping in for a late replacement.
Yeah.
Neal's got that crazy cardio.
He's so tall.
It's a perfect fight for.
A lot to deal with.
It's a perfect fight for it. A lot to deal with. It's a perfect fight for Ian Gary.
Why?
Because our boy, Neil Magney,
he'll stay on the outside and play that game
and you're going to be able to see the skill set of Ian Gary.
Well, just striking wise.
High level.
High level.
Really?
Savage.
Can I see Ian Gary, please?
Tall?
Oh, you want to see his picture.
I thought he was his record.
How tall would we say? He's tall for the division. Okay. But he's a. Oh, you want to see his picture? I think he's record tall. What would we say?
He's tall for the division.
Okay.
But he's a,
Oh, I know this guy.
I know that guy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's, he's, uh, he's got no problem striking.
I'll tell you that.
He's a striker first.
That's six three.
Yeah, that's, that's a lot to deal with.
And you know when guys that are like,
arrogant, you're like, oh, God, this is lame.
When he, it's similar to Connor, when he says something,
like I can't believe it.
It's like, I love it.
It's from Ireland.
It's from Ireland.
Yeah, why is this like middle name Machado?
He married a Brazilian.
Yeah, he married a Brazilian.
Okay, and he took her name.
He took her name.
He's the name's In Gary.
In Gary.
Yeah, in Gary.
It can be more Irish, dude.
Boxer and all of that.
He's a savage.
Yeah.
That's gonna be a tough one for Neil.
Tough one for our boy.
Yeah.
That kids the real deal.
Yeah.
It's, I love these prospects though.
When these guys are coming up,
there's, to me, it's the best part of the UFC.
See what they can do.
Him, Bo-Nickel,, those get a lot of benefit.
I watch out for Neil Magne's card.
Watch out for his ground game.
Got them long legs, okay?
Wow.
I'm getting nothing from you, huh?
No, no, no, his ground's awful.
Neil?
Brennan has said, like his kryptonis,
he's got to be on the ground.
Well, he gets gets I know he gets
he gets high level guys know you
submit it but he's got long legs and I'm
just feeling like he is I don't think
he has any submissions from his guard
guard is not what the they're probably
saying the guard the only reason I say
that is because I know civilians that
are it high-altitude to roll with
Neil and they're always like careful of
his guard but those are guys like me, so many guys.
Those are guys that were gonna starbox.
Now Ian Machado Gary.
Yeah, a little different.
Doesn't give a fine.
So when my buddy, his, my buddy's a brown belt
who's my age, says his guard is a nightmare.
Now, love your buddy.
Right, you're not rolling with him.
In pro.
In pro.
I've been there, they know him wrong.
But they roll though, but they don't.
No, they just, maybe if you did like a seminar
with them maybe three years ago, right, but he probably rolled with
them a little bit. But day to day gets in their
entree. The pros ain't going with the job. He gets in their
roles. Hey, you buddy had something to call you about, right?
It's brown pal. Yeah, sure. But he just gets in their roles
around. He's got a friend line. Yeah, pros don't roll.
What? Come on, man, you guys, the roll.
It's not using your banker friend to roll with
to get ready for Ian Machado Gary.
Is that right?
Okay.
I'll be able to learn the class or whatever, but yeah.
All right, all right.
So you're not, you're money's on Ian.
Yeah, unfortunately.
I mean, I'm young gone, the new blood.
Kids are real good.
And then our boy Cheet Over's Pedro,
that's the best fight in the card,
as far as stylistically, action packed.
Which I thought on that.
I got Cheet Over all day, daddy.
I think it's done three rounds too.
Cheesed and used to five, pays themself.
I think he comes out like a banshee.
So she's coming out that cons for us to,
Cory Siannegan, I saw Cory in Phoenix, he had surgery on his tricep. He said he's out sixagan. I saw Cory in Phoenix.
He had surgery on his tricep.
He said he's out six months.
That's tricep?
Completely towards tricep.
Damn.
We know.
Six months, because they got a reattached the bone or something.
It's a bad one.
It's not good.
Damn.
Yeah, I guess you should've.
I'm frustrated you didn't know that UFC was coming up.
I want to hate you. I know that's alright
I've been in Columbia, but Columbia doing nothing right not a lot
Daddy's been working. Huh daddy's been working. Yeah, you can buy some of that cocaine
for I was told you can buy flavored cocaine very pure for like literally I think it's $5 a baggie. Now I don't
do cocaine. I don't want my heart to stop. This isn't get us flagged but what is it here?
I don't know. I mean, I don't buy it. I mean, eight ounce. Is it eight? I don't know that
I don't know the details, but I know it's about as expensive. I can't believe you're doing
box of tic tac. I think I can't believe you didn't go on the public ask about a tour. They have a cool tour down there.
Apparently, there are, one of his mansions apparently
is a, also doubles as a brothel.
That I heard that, that's up there.
This place is so cool.
I know, I heard that's up in the house.
You can go there apparently.
And it's a high-end brothel.
Oh, man.
So they did that to one of his,
hey, take it easy, bro. Take it easy. Take it easy. So they did that to one of us. Hey, take it easy, bro.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Apparently there's that.
Little history.
I ate at some of the great restaurants.
They're great food.
Boring.
I know.
I did all guy stuff.
Yeah.
I did all guy stuff.
But I will say that if you want to get into that life,
it's easy.
You want that life.
You want that life.
You need only dry fly about two and a half hours
to three hours from Miami and you're in...
It's that close.
And it's also only two hours ahead of Los Angeles.
So you're on Texas time, Daddy.
Wow.
You're on Texas time, you understand?
So you would, you would acclimate right away.
Now I don't know if you know much about Medellin,
but it's 5,000 feet above sea level.
So, you're training to spring year round. Yeah, so wow. Yeah, not tropical
Did you start fun to get over there just move our operation down there?
You would have you would have a a good time
We'd have a great month run. You can feel the city's heartbeat. Yeah, yeah
The Colombians live from their heart. Yeah, they're asses. There's a lot of they're a beautiful
Visceral people they live there are there are there are they're they're heart they lead with their heart
Yeah, okay, I like it. Yeah, what do you got? Chin so I couldn't quit dreaming about Columbia?
You wouldn't want to go to that Pablo Escobar. Oh, that's up my alley, dog. Mansion, so you go to these places.
I'm just going to look at the history.
It's a very, there's a real thing in Colombia.
There are lots of different, because we had a driver there
who was like, that, that, that, that's the,
the strip club, that's the brothel,
that's all the, you know, it's all the stuff
that you want to get into.
You want to, if you want to, any kind of drug,
so there's a, there's a, it caters to that, but then it's also got the other stuff that you want to get into. You want to, if you want any kind of drug, so there's a, there's a, it caters to that,
but then it's also got the other stuff that you can do.
The boring sign.
Great restaurants, great people.
Sure, great culture.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
What are you at, Chin?
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crazy story of a couple of the animal yeah
so i watch this document yesterday what is it j shop some fans into j shop
he's like yeah apparently people said you gotta watch this that guy is awful
he looks like a cannibal so check this out out. This is a crazy story. So this guy
was born in Japan, goes to study in France, has always wondered what be like to eat somebody. He
thinks he's a cannibal. He's working with this young lady in France, decides to shoot in the
head so he can eat her. So he invites over to his apartment. They're doing some like painting
or something. He just takes a gun out, shoots behind the air, kills her. And then he did it because and he always want to know he was
obsessed with thigh. So he was one is what women's thighs would be like, but he decided
to eat her ass first. So he's and they have these graphic like comic because they, I'll
get into it what they did with on the business side. But he started to try to eat her ass
first but said it's tougher than you think.
And it was like hard for him to bite into it
because she had like a muscular ass.
So then he went and bought a butcher knife
and then ate her thighs, cut up her body,
cut up all of it, right?
And then puts the body because he was worried
the neighbors were like it stinks because it's a corpse.
So he puts the body into two bags like you know travel bags and he's going down to like some lake or pond to dispose them and
He's like it was 8 o'clock at night. He's like people are still out sunbathing and I already jumped out of the taxi
He's like here once looking so he's like oh, he got to do something so he dropped the bag and just walked off and someone came up to
He was like hey, man you left this open it up and all the body parts
Start yelling murder. He gets caught four days later.
He gets accused of cannibalism and murder
and gets, you know, he gets trialled and convicted
to life in fucking prison and France.
I think he was actually putting up,
it says there's a psych...
So they did, they did, they did,
he actually got put into an institutional.
But so they declared him that he's insane, right? But then the French people are like, so they did the way he actually got put into an institutional. But so they declared him that he's insane, right?
But then the French people are like, we don't want to pay for this random Chinese killers, you know, Japanese, Japanese.
We don't want to pay for this.
So they ex-diadm to Japan.
He found a loophole in the system in Japan, because they had him sit down to psyche people and they're like, no, he's fine.
He's not crazy.
He's sane, but evil.
And he just walked, got free, got away with it.
So he was living in Japan to recently,
he passed away recently, but to recently,
he's a free man, walked around.
But in Japan, they heard his story,
they made, he drew, he made money off books,
comics, started doing porno.
It's nuts to it.
Pro, there's a dark side to that to that world
And is he dad now chin? Yeah, I died November 2022 of what he's four nine evil. He was what?
Four my god. He's four nine
Yeah, he is a just a depraved evil human being.
I want to see what I'd like to eat somebody
and just kill her.
Oh, but and then so he's always felt like a cannibal
and then he said,
at least it doesn't get us flagged
but he was saying that whenever he got the cannibal urges,
he would just whack off and it would make it go away.
But then he's so in reason,
his winner stop working so he couldn't whack off.
So then he started feeling like a cannibal again
Oh my god
But in the end of that video he's like he's like going fan of what now is to I just want to die
He's like have no friends no one associate with me. It's like yeah
Killed and ate somebody. Yeah, yeah people
They show him shooting this poor noance this attractive Japanese girl. she's so hot, I'm like, what are you doing?
So they're interviewing before,
he's like, yeah, so the planners,
I'll have sex with her first a few times,
and then we tell her my history.
That was the porno.
So they get done, she has a book,
and someone made a book about it,
and there's the pictures of the dead body, it's so graphic,
and she's slipping through and he's like, yeah, that was me,
and she just starts crying, and she's like,
what?
It was dark. Yeah, that might be a picture of.
That is.
Everything else is like blocked, so which is good.
Uh, I don't want to see it.
It's dark, dude.
I guess it is.
He's, he's say, sagawa.
Mm-hmm.
It was interesting. Yeah, well, there are some a, Sagawa. It was interesting.
Yeah. Well, there are some very,
very dark people in the world and some
real.
That's one of them, man, who are into, like,
I don't know if you can up the ante on that.
Like, do you have any secrets?
I'm not going to, well, okay, I'll tell you,
but as long as you don't get mattered, like, judge me.
Okay.
And then it's like, okay, I kiss somebody in a
use up.
Sessal women's thighs.
Their thighs. Yeah. I'd eat your nose first,
be. Why? I don't know. No, it should be chewy. It's all
cartilage. Yeah, I feel bad boy. It's hard to chew on me. I'm
so, I'm so dense and muscular to be honest with you. I'm just
a raw hiding cable. No, you're, you know, you're, you're your skirt steak. I got, yeah, I got chimp cable. You need to look too broad and tricky. Yeah, bro. You know what you are?
You're skirt steak.
I got, yeah, I got chimp meat.
I get done with my chimp meat.
That's a tough $2 steak, daddy.
Yeah, you talk about chimp meat.
Don't say $2.
Oh, I always don't say that.
Yeah, cheap skirt steak.
No, don't say that.
I'm fl- I'm fl-
I'm chimp meat.
I'm chimp.
You want to marbly, you want like that rib eye, dude.
You got that skirt steak.
Yeah, that's, that's-
You got carne asada.
Carnasada.
No. You might be, you might be tastier. Younger,
marbly, little marbly. Fat in there, all marbly. You got some
tense. I'm like a rib eye dog. You got band band muscle. You
might be hard. You can't beat that muscle down. Oh, you
intend to rock. Yeah, 10. I was a big winner. Yeah.
That's not not gonna eat your in. Yeah, eat that. I got
brought worse.
The pigs under my house.
No, no, that's the best part, man.
I have a hog farm.
I got a hog farm.
I can't have anything.
I have a hog farm and then they poo and I collect their poo so that nobody, there's no trace.
That story's dark, though.
Thank you.
Very dark.
Yeah.
How about Japan?
It's like, nice, fine.
And then made money off books, comic books, movies.
Yeah, that's a real dark under tapestry in the end where you can buy inventing machines
underwear, used underwear, girls, used.
Yeah, that's in the public, dude, everyone knows that.
It's not that dark.
I don't thought I'm out.
There's a marker we can put in.
There's a real dirty underground
See they say that in places like Germany and Japan where
manners protocol
discipline and you know
Clelling this order are everything
That what happens is when you make people behave in a very robotics for the clean
that what happens is when you make people behave in a very robotics for the clean of fashion like that.
Suppressions like that.
Dark up, dark world.
And then it just rears its ugly head when you know there's,
the underground will create vacuums for the most depraved.
You grew up that way and now it's like, hey guess what?
Down here, anything goes and they're just like, ah!
What else yet you
Another not that's dark, but not great one this one here Michael or her. That's was not dark
It's it's not cool. Oh, that's great. Wait. This is a far cry from the cannibal definitely not cannibalism
Another bad
That was based on a lie. Yeah, yeah, it said that family just they they never officially adopted them
They just did it to benefit off of money
Yeah, and he never saw a dime off the movie and the parents earned all the money
And now he's like hey pay me my money and also I'm not your son. You well that's a whole area
The 14 page petition filed in the Shelby County Tennessee
the 14 page petition filed in the Shelby County Tennessee alleged that Sean and the Lea Ann who took home or
into their home as a high school student never adopted him.
Instead, listen, three months after or turned 18 in 2004,
the paper says the couple tricked him into signing a document
making them his conservators, which gave them legal authority
to make business deals in his name.
So they reaped all the benefits of the movie, the merch.
Geez.
You didn't see.
That's not so cool.
So he's suing him for that night.
He's coming after the money.
Whoa.
And he also said the movie made him seem like he was this dumb black kid from like this
poor neighborhood.
And he's actually really smart.
So it affected his in the NFL.
The guy's just a big dumb kid.
Oh my god.
Is he still playing the NFL?
No.
He's not. How long do you play the NFL? No. He's not.
How long do you play for?
A while.
He was good.
He must have signed a hell of a contract though.
He's got money.
Mm.
Back then, not too much.
But I'm sure he has money.
Did you see the name?
Maybe Manzel Untold Documentary.
Great.
Yeah.
So good.
Wow.
That thing of frustrated.
Wow, of frustrated.
Because when Johnny Manzel, when the Heisman for Texas A&M, they showed, yeah, first
freshman ever,
they made just the university that year,
made $350 million.
Johnny Manzell earned nothing.
Yeah, well that's where the NCAA is, just the worst.
It's so crooked.
It's so corrupt.
He sold two million Maroon Johnny Manzell jerseys,
he received nothing.
So then when he started, they were like,
hey, he's autographed, he's paid 30,000, he's like, hey, so in these autographs pay 30,000
Like yeah, all right. Let's do it. I don't blame at all, but but
He I didn't know that he only played two years of Texas. I'm saying that yeah, and then he goes to the NFL
How would he think how would he have done the NFL if he was really disciplined was he you know small?
It's tough. He's a runner and we know what that what happened
Well, no he had a arm too to but yeah, it's just tough
It's tough of that size like those guys really don't want you say was he was he a little bit like Patrick homes
Oh God damn no, well, I'd rather talk about fighting Patrick homes runs and throws
No, no, he doesn't no, no, no, they can be more upset, but he scrambles and runs hard to attack you three on orthodox No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Patchman Holmes has a lightning rod.
Johnny Manazelle didn't have a cannon.
He didn't have that rod.
No accuracy.
He also had an all pro guy catching for him.
So he had, so he was,
they're taking away with him.
They can be more opposite.
Really?
No.
So he can't be more...
I mean, Patchman Holmes, the best quarterback of all time.
Right, but I mean, when I watch them,
because I've watched Patchman Holmes
and I've watched both two documentaries, they look like they have a similar style. No, but I mean, when I watch them, cause I've watched Patrick Mahomes and I've watched both two documentaries,
they look like they have a similar style.
No, God, no, God, no, can't be further.
No, one's a gunslinger.
The other just improvises, makes it work and throws bombs.
Right, but so he was known for his arm,
it was more of the fact that he could run.
Yeah.
I mean, you're not doing that in the pros, right?
No, any smaller, the better can compare,
so it would be a bigger mayfield,
similar size, high control for winners. Yeah, no, but the better can compare someone be a bigger mayfield similar size high control winners
Yeah, no, but passion homes. No, so you don't so you do you do you think that he didn't the pros would have been a different story
He wouldn't have been Johnny football in the pros. It would not a chance. No chance
No chance. Do you think he'd be more like Baker mayfield? Do you know do you think he knew that inherently?
No, I think it's so much confident himself he thought he was gonna be Johnny football in that NFL.
Right, and he did pretty well, right?
No, he did awful.
One of the worst curves, well,
you didn't even watch the dog?
I did watch the dog, but.
And then there you go, how much film did you watch yours?
Zero.
Yeah.
And you can't do that in the pros.
He thought he could go to Vegas on a Saturday
and make it to the game on Sunday.
I missed the game, and that's when they kept him.
He was awful in the pros.
Awful.
Well, again, I wonder if that's just that I get.
Self sabotage?
No, he thought he could get away with it
because he got away within college.
Party in the night before Alabama
and pulling off winning.
We got a pros are different, man.
Yeah.
And it's interesting that pros did their homework
and he went, what, 26 26 is that what it was?
22nd I think yeah
Because you're such a liability. Yeah, just on discipline and
And now and how about during the combine he took all those drug tests had like 30 days of drug free And then day before combine goes in before smoke sweet and gets drunk like what are you doing to?
All you had a week to go man.
But he also said when he got to the pros,
he hated it.
Yeah, that's something.
He was like, this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah, there's that deep, deep addiction,
that thing that goes on with some people who just can't stop
and don't feel alive unless they're doing that.
And he said, I was gonna spend all the money
and put a gun on my mouth.
It's like, what?
What? That's when he got, that's when he was, you know, he got cut by Cleveland. He's like, I'm gonna spend all the money and put a gun on my mouth. It's like, what? What?
That's when he got, that's when he was,
he got cut by Cleveland.
He's like, I'm gonna show you how to party.
Damn.
I always go back to that thing that Mike Tyson said,
God has a way of getting back at you
by giving you everything you want before you're ready.
It's like,
yeah, this young kid,
when the high is about what, 20 years old, 21.
Yeah, all the money in the world.
Nobody taught you how to do it.
No, no one teaches you that.
How crazy it, I mean, his buddy came up with the kind of the lie
that his dad came from, crazy oil money,
because they had all this money.
And they haven't talked since.
No, I know.
What do you think though, about like you look at him
and he was five, 10, I think, five, 11?
Barely, maybe five, nine.
Like, it's so interesting, you can't judge a book
by it's cover the sun about him
Like he's clearly a great athlete right fast and all I was this what was his 40 was he's especially fast
Well, he ran a four five I think I think I'm buying maybe four six low four six, okay, which is good
It's not Lamar jack thing right like if you're gonna run you know, yeah, we Michael Vickerson you're on four six eight
Okay, I'm If you're gonna run, you have to, yeah. Michael Vick or something. You're on 468. Okay.
I ran a 468.
Right, so it's not that it's,
so those numbers are not,
those aren't sticking out.
31 inch vert's not great.
So he was in that explosive.
So but,
broad jump, nine, five's not great.
But he was able to do some shit
even against Alabama and those great teams.
I know, he's a great team.
Hold it off college, you know,
pro-staff and animal.
Because if you're known as a runner,
like there's runners, like the rich thing
that the cold straf did runs like,
I don't know, four, three or something like that.
Lamar Jackson's like a four, four guy,
like there's three of them.
And Lamar Jackson's big, isn't he?
Six, two.
Okay.
But definitely not five, nine, five, ten.
And has a cannon for an arm.
Yeah.
And smart, you know.
Six, two, three. 230 pounds. That's a big fella. Yeah, that's a big man.
That's a significantly. You got a his 40 time, Jen.
Yeah, Johnny's an interesting one, but most of the people knew he wasn't going to be great.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. And they're going to 30 and they're going
to talk on it. They're going. Johnny, You think you're a runner. I'm sorry. We said you're a runner
Are you joking? Oh my god any is a great arm
Reads the field well like that's what you compete with it. God. He's also MVP
Guys are freaks man. So Johnny think about him. Well, they said that Lamar. Johnny, not the most athletic. Yeah, probably not the
smartest guy in the room on discipline. Do much game film. I mean,
when you compete in with that, you know, hard as we are starting
court, you know, which is like, cousin, while just knees and he was
throwing some crate like from his knees, he was throwing farther
than most people can. Yeah.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
It's crazy, right?
Yes.
That I fell down on this around.
Uh-oh.
Now it does.
It's where the truth is.
And Baker may feel similar, similar to Johnny Manziel,
similar size.
He do?
He's still in that NFL.
He's a strong correct for the Tampaing out.
It's his third or 14.
Wow.
And he works as a asset.
Wow. Just as talented as Johnny. But he's, he was here killer and he was a high And he works as a son, just as Calvin and Johnny.
But he was a killer and he was a high-smanship.
Yeah, high-smanship, number one pick.
Killer, but works as a son.
Yeah, that size, there's some, you know.
Sure.
NFL style.
And he's still, he's doing okay, right?
Strong Quarad, he won the starting job
with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, replacing Tom Brady.
And how big is he?
I've seen him in person.
I'd say maybe five nine.
Maybe I bet they list him at five, 10, 5, 11.
He might be five nine.
Was it Baker?
Baker may feel.
You're about to hide because you're so much bigger
than people.
No, I'm telling these guys are tiny.
Yeah, tiny.
And that's the knock on the throwstakes.
Is he thick at least?
Six, one, two, oh nine.
He's thickin.
Okay, that's big though. ones not small for quarterback small 209
Right, but he's not five nine. You just said five nine. I'm telling you there's not a chance he's six one really no
Why do they do that? Why do they inflate? I?
Mean deal with everything
I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. not big for quarterback. No. No. Yeah, so he's dragged by the browns. They went to the
panthers. They went to the Rams for a little bit. Nice with Tampa Bay. Hmm. Six foot. And
he works his tail on what? What a shame though, because you see like the ends that the
documentary ends, which is like, he's in that dope. He's in that dope crib though. He's
in Phoenix. We went to rehab, but he was drinking a beer the whole time.
I don't know if you noticed that. He never said he was sober. You know,
everyone's all upset about that. Like you learn nothing like, or he just,
and he also said when you were cut from that NFL, how'd you feel? He was a relief. Thank God.
Yeah. And I bet. I felt good. Yeah. You don't want to be there. The amount of work that takes.
Right. Disaster. What does one do
when you have that experience? Is there an opening in? Look at Ryan Leif. When the biggest bus
had a horrible drug addiction, went to prison. Now he goes around speaking to colleges and other
young athletes. Yeah. There's that lane. You know, because he is a Heisman, that's different. He is
between him and Ryan Leif. He's a Heizman trophy winner, dude.
Big deal.
Big deal.
Not a lot of Heizman trophy winners out there.
Yeah.
And he's learned from his miscellaneous.
There's a cautionary tale.
It's tough though, too, because he's still young.
He has not played like a year and a half in college.
So it's like, you know, he says a lot left to do.
He does.
But everyone wants to do.
Yeah, he has his whole life.
Him and Mike Stutter's super close.
Mike's a great guy, so I'm sure.
Who is Mike?
The white rapper, Mike.
Oh, OK.
That's my boy.
But yeah.
I don't know what you, if you're Johnny, I'm sure there's other business stuff you can do.
And just the networking of being in the Heisman and text saying him, the network of text saying
him.
Yeah.
Yep. But when you see how the NCAA screwed him over, network of text saying him. Yeah. Yep.
But when you see how the NCAA screwed him over,
like, God, such a dirty business.
So annoying.
We give these kids an education.
Yeah, do you really?
Oh, do you give them an education?
Well, you're making how much money?
I need you to take lines, he has to take classes online
because you're so famous, he can go to school.
Yeah, let me come on.
Yeah, I love, you guys are so,
I'm so glad you take care of these guys. They leave us such an education. That's what the NIL deal, to help. Yeah, let me come on. Yeah, I love you guys are so I'm so you glad you take care of these guys They leave with such an education as well the NIL deal to help you about Johnny Manzo NIL these days
The best thing he said is these schools use the football program as their front porch, right 100% and and there's no doubt and Johnny
Manzo literally was responsible for them
350 million dollars me the idea that he went to the pros made no sense to me stay at a a and M
You know, but he wanted out because he saw they're just using his name and likeness for money for them. Three and a 50 million dollars a year. I mean, the idea that you went to the pros made no sense to me. Stay at A&M, you know?
But he wanted out because he saw they're just using his name and likeness for money.
So he's like, I need him.
It makes him money.
I'm never happening more.
He built the Mabrani Stadium, like the boosters, the recruiting winnets.
And thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Did you get your education?
I'm sorry, after a year and doing online classes, I've learned nothing.
Yeah, nothing.
It's a whole, it's a scam scam dude. Yeah, and there's no one
Yeah, I mean I
It's such a scam here and that guy talked like that. Oh my god not on my watch as long the president these kids will never be big
Oh, man. Thanks, dude. Yeah, thanks. He's on a six figure salary. It's so frustrating. How about Reggie Bush when I
Has been trophy and they took it from him for taking money. Oh, that's right. I remember that now dim the rules
Then the rules back from the day, but you can't do rules by the rules
Dim the rules and then the rules and then the rules you're taking like a hummer and your mom had a house dim the rules
But it's messed up. Give me the rules back then didn't the rules now don't agree with the rules
But then the rules and that's how it goes sometimes they never took jobs like that my buddy said
Camera was We were talking about something like that my buddy said Camera what it was
We were talking about something like this and he said that was a lot of it like and he said look look man I
When you drive drunk and you get a you get arrested you're going to jail and you should
I'm saying that and I have driven buzzed. I don't I don't approve it. I'm embarrassed to admit it
But if I'd gotten caught
I would have gotten down the rules down the rules. Did you tell your friend no shit? I said no stupid stories. I slapped his face
Yeah, what a waste of time. Now if I kill somebody I got a prison. That's how she go. Where it goes?
Some laws. I missed the point.
My buddy said, if I drive drugs and I get arrested, I...
No, I forgot half the story because he was talking about...
He was drawing a correlation about me going, what the fuck?
Why do you put him jail for that?
What are you gonna say?
Well, the better example would be like John Jones, right?
In today's, you saw that he would have failed the test.
But back then, under those current rules,
he failed the test, so people are like,
oh, he's completely exonerated.
But no, back then dim the rules.
Yeah.
So you can't really play that game back then.
That was the standard.
It's different now.
It's like Nate Diaz, Nick Diaz, with the weed,
they've been fine.
But back then, dim the rules. That's right.
That's right.
Let's get Chin dim the rules, show us some magic.
And the rules!
I will bring cigarettes in next time I show you some magic.
SIGARETS? You can only do a cigarette?
Because that's what you did in the bars.
Smoke outside and then talk to the girls.
And what kind of magic would you do?
With the cigarette? I think you should.
I'll have to show it.
I'll have to show it. Yeah, I'll have to show it to you.
Yes, so this is the head.
Oh my god.
This is actually a funny video.
So this guy, his whole family, they've been drinking.
Oh, I can't see this.
You see it?
I know, yeah, this is a man.
The whole family, they've been drinking, right?
And then there's just like snake that's hanging out
on the screen door.
We're part of the country is this.
Hold on, I'll look it up.
Look it up. Or maybe George'll look it up. Look it up.
Or maybe George could look it up.
See, snake?
Oh shit.
I can't do it.
And then he,
no.
I can't do it.
But the whole thing is,
that's not good, dude.
Well, that's not, though.
It looks like fight for,
but it's black.
It's a rat snake,
so it's put it in all the rat snake, so it's pretty strong.
Yeah, it's still.
That could have been after 35 million.
You're done.
He ate crap though at the end there.
I got beat.
And you can see like his whole family,
they walk by the snake, they have no idea.
And it doesn't bite them, just like them.
No, no, because it's still hanging up pretty high.
So there was a rat snake, let's hold it.
So you see like she's walking in, and you'll see the snake on the top of her watch. I'm hanging up pretty high. So there was a rat snake. Let's hold it. What?
So you see like she's walking in,
and you'll see the snake on the top here watch.
You see it, right here.
This guy's walking in, no problem.
It's still hanging out there.
Oh, it goes for that guy.
No, I think he's just kind of falling down
because it's on the screen.
Oh, damn.
And then the dad came in.
The dad came in.
He messed him up, yeah.
I'd be terrified.
We don't want a snake biting in there that like that's like best of them.
Warte, you know the kiss of death. Yeah, I like Viper. Yeah, if it's an eyelash fight. Why is this in our current events?
I don't know. I just saw this pop up. He's so brave.
Wayne Braves. Oh, I do so brave. So Wayne braving need the marketing at all
Listen man, I don't get why people have to feel like they got to come out That's a thing it's definitely a little
Mark it in the engine needs attention people magazine pick it up
He does the interview with people magazine come on just good girl star may Whitman also comes out as pansexual
Dude so so great so brave. They're so great.
They're so amazing.
The amount of balls it took.
Have you seen that the, what's this?
Hold on, we'll stand pansexual.
I don't know if you saw the old love letters
that Barack Obama.
Oh, how you fantasize about having sex with men all day?
Uh-huh.
Gay.
Well, I mean, I've never, I've never had that.
I don't know if you, you are, I still in,
all serious things.
You're on the fence.
I'm still not convinced that you haven't gotten drunk
and done something with a guy.
I'm just felt as strong here, something like that.
Kissy Kissy.
But if you were driving this morning, I go, dude,
can't be honest man, I don't know what's going on, dude.
But for years, I've been fantasizing about having sex with men.
You go.
No, no, you're.
I had to say, and I had to really focus on loving women.
I had to focus on.
If I take you, I said, dude, I've been really struggling, dude.
I just all I can think about is having sex with bros.
And it's a struggle for me to keep it together
with my wife, man.
I would give you a real life.
I say two things.
I say, hey, if we're driving together, I go,
I'm straight now, careful now, I'm straight now.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
You're confiding in me, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I'm straight, but I'd say, you gay.
Yeah, 100%.
You gay.
It's fine, but you know what, the conspiracy guys,
like Sam, Tripoli, and Elis what they've been talking about this forever.
They've been saying that Barak is gay.
They're always like...
And Michelle's a beard.
Well, yeah, Michelle might be a beard.
I've heard this.
Who knows what to believe these days?
Well, he did write that.
No, that's it.
So, so...
That's legit.
It's legit. The letter is legit.
And those were... And those were fact those were
The biography the biographer
Redacted that portion because the woman who gave it to him to the guy said this paragraph is about homosexuality
And I'm redacting it so she didn't want it to be in the whole woman he dated
But then it became a matter of public record
They weren't allowed to take pictures of it because it was private property
But then it became now it's a matter of actually this doesn't weren't allowed to take pictures of it because it was private property, but then it became, now it's a matter of activity.
Hey, look, let me ask you this.
Does it matter?
No, I don't care.
Do you care?
I just think it's significant that I've been hearing
you see now.
Why does it disappear?
I know, but it's telling me that.
So let's say, I'm gonna be right.
Okay?
What do we do?
I do think it's a little interesting.
But my whole thing, yeah, it's interesting to talk about.
My whole thing, I don't care.
No, I don't either, but I don't get why people care.
Right, but I do. I'm so strange.
I don't care.
No, no, I, I'm so strange.
Can you do that? No, I don't care.
Hey, take it easy. I get, I get, I get worried when you care too much.
No, I just think it's interesting that the president of the United States.
You think it's hot, bro? I don't, man. It's got nice mouth.
I don't, I don't know.
And-
You play some ball, too, man.
What?
You play some balls.
So I'm sure of.
But I, I just think it's interesting that, um,
his shaft died for no reason.
That is a K-keller.
And that's why I think it's-
I don't know.
I, I think it's fascinating how obsessed people are with this.
I saw it everywhere and I was like,
even if it was like,
him confessing like I've had sex like 300 men,
I'd be like, damn, that's crazy.
What you got next?
Well, I just think, no, I just think it's interesting
that I think about,
I don't see color, dude.
And him deciding I'm gonna marry somebody
even though I like men.
That's the fact that a lot of guys had to.
Yeah.
John had a wife.
Yeah.
Back then it was different.
You think you'd be present if he came out that he was gay?
Yeah, you think he's, you think he's embarrassed by it right now?
Or no?
That his level.
All his friends, I hate congrats, you know.
A bit of friends like, oh, I bet you're such a relief, man.
You probably feel like,
I probably feel like Johnny Manzoa
ain't up fire from the NFL.
Just such a relief, you can suck,
fuck now, right?
Listen, let's think of this band. Stop cussing. Is that cussing? Yeah, where's that or a or those facts?
Yeah, I'm the rules. Okay, can you not see the rules metaphor? Can you say?
Suck pipe. Can you say suck pipe? Like a Persian cucumber salad? Oh, no, I don't know
He's a Persian cucumber. He's in a bratwurst. There you go. Yeah, like a little bratwurst. He eats a in the bratwurst. There you go. Yeah. He likes the little bratwurst.
He eats a lot of bratwurst.
There you go.
All right.
It's not fun, is it?
Well, it's nothing like the COCK.
Oh, it's fun.
You know what I mean?
That in there.
It's taking all our fun away.
I know, dude.
It's because of...
I just don't...
I don't...
I just don't care.
I don't know.
I think it's interesting.
But what...
I don't care either.
I know exactly what you mean.
I know exactly. No, I know what you mean. I guess what I'm- I know exactly where you mean. Why is it interesting?
No, I know what you mean.
I guess what I'm saying is I'm surprised so in a way.
That's how non-homophobic I am.
No, no, no.
I'm just, I saw him like, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's not actually what I'm, I just think to myself,
what else don't we know?
There are people-
No, not even that.
There are people-
The aliens are getting.
So there are people, you and I were talking about this,
a certain politician. People build a house and they have to hold up, they
have to, uh, hold on to this favorite politician. Yeah, they have to hold up, they have to hold
an image in their head, right? They have to pretend to be somebody they're not. That
was must be exhausting. Cause in a way, you're lying about a fundamental part of your nature, right?
And that's got to be very tough.
And I hope the juices work the squeeze.
And so you and I know somebody who's a very famous politician, no of, maybe.
And I think you think he's that way.
I think he's a terrible human being.
I think you're full of shit.
Oh, the guy we're talking about.
Oh, I agree with you about that.
I think he's a terrible person.
I don't think he's a facade.
I think he's actually terrible. Oh, no, I'm saying he's a terrible person. I don't think he's a facade. I think he's actually terrible.
Oh, no, I'm saying he's a, no, I'm saying he's faking the fault.
He built his career, his thing on a lie.
So he's lying.
And he made, he knows that.
But he knows that.
I know that.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan at all.
What I'm saying is that that,
this is a little different than Obama, right?
Yeah.
The other guy is a complete fraud.
Different.
And Obama's that, you know, yeah, I think when you're that much of,
right, and I think when you're that much of a fraud,
you never, I don't care what you go to,
you will always hide from truth tellers.
Mm.
You'll hide from people that tell about that.
I think for Barack,
more, I don't,
I probably didn't care too much at this point,
but when he was running,
he was probably super stressed out about it.
You think so?
Because you're not gonna win.
Yeah.
Especially back then, was that 2008?
Yeah.
You're not winning in president being gay.
Yeah.
I don't think a gay president could win now.
I agree with you.
You're out of your mind.
You think, you guys are gonna come out just like, boot, peep, boot of the edge?
No, chants.
No, boot of the edge.
Boot of the edge.
Boot of the edge.
I can't say his name, so.
That's a problem.
Yeah.
No, he's not winning. No, not chants't get our bus system in order a little on a run of country
Yeah, it's but with Obama
I think he was like man
We can't have this get out that I like dudes cuz I'm not gonna be able to run for president
Think about he doesn't like you ain't smoke weed or drink because you want to be president little own sucking
Well Can I say that like that? I think that's like drink because he wanted to be present little alone sucking. Well,
can I say that like that? I think that's a lot of God.
I think that's I think I like that more.
I think that's actually is he, uh,
yeah, but that boy is wild.
Barry,
Barry's throat game, daddy.
Barry's throat game.
Let me ask you this.
She think Barry acted out some of them fancy?
Oh, but here's all the resources to make that happen. He catches nuts.
He catches nuts. Is there a code for that? You chip them up? No, he catches nuts.
Squirrel on up. Squirrel. Squirrel. Hey, come on, man. Come on, please look inside. Now he's guessing nuts scrolling up
He's one come on dude look at the side bro Barry don't get his flag bro the old
Barry big goal as we call the money man
Big old Barry you know heard that all right. Let's let's move on man. Hurry up chin move on big gobo-bombing or heard that
What's this gonna be starting Hillary Clinton
Have you heard of this female is she's a WNBA player Liz can't
With Nigerian players emerges after oh I saw that she like socked her She was girl too like yeah, she's gigantic
I saw that she liked soccer she was real to like yeah, she's gigantic Wait, so the reason for it was that Liz said something racist regarding the Nigerian national team
They were training with and then this is the reaction from the team
Well, so sure. Yes, so she's infamous Australian Nigerian game where the NBA star Liz camp camp
I was seeing elbowing slapping opponents in the face and the same incident, Cambash allegedly called opponents monkeys.
Cambash was swung at and was really in the way.
So that's the question.
Questions from the white guy, straight male white guy
over here, hard on straight there.
Did, is it a white girl?
No, so it's another African American.
It's an African American called Africans.
Yeah, that's where it gets dicey.
We hit the video.
So she's the biggest girl in this video.
She's playing the right game ball.
See how big she is?
Look at her.
They're getting physical.
And now the fan base.
She's the girl green.
Oh, she almost right in the face.
Right there.
Boom.
Back in.
Now as you can tell, business is a boom
and look how many people in the stands. Oh, she's way too big to fight. Oh, back in. Now, as you can tell, business is a boom, and look how many people in the stands.
Oh, she's way too big to fight.
Oh, oh, she gets dealt with.
She does get dealt with.
Now, white girls in the middle, like, I do not want these problems out of her.
Well, she's a large woman, though.
Sure.
Watch what happens, this large woman.
So there's another thing.
She's a light skinned black woman.
So here she goes again.
So I'm going to look up her actual ethnicity.
I think she's half for sure, but
Well, she's here. She slapped her in the face right there. First of all, she's
Seven seven oh, stop from the face, but check this out. So this girl gets revenge on her watch that girl's like hell now. What's what she does?
Good punch to solid punch. Oh, man. Boom. Oh, that was a punch. We assigned it for the UFC. Oh, that was good. Damn, these guys, she rocked that big
gal. Whoa. So those of you watching, there's nobody in the stands and there's
um, at her teammates didn't defend her. the way that looks like a gym that looks like a pickup game in her gym
That's like the practice take my seven year old to literally nobody was watching that game. Oh
boy
How big is Liz
That are right there
That's her she'll have to be mixed right?
Yeah, yeah, yes, it's 5,000 Alex.
What gave that away?
The Black Lives Matter shirt?
Nigerian and Australia.
Obama's not.
I was Mr. Nardian.
Large lady.
Obama, I'm coming.
Uh.
What?
Hey, I got to focus on Lizgett.
Can you not?
Man, you got to get that look off your face.
Because you got that mischief going on, bro.
And I'll try to keep things clean. Hashtag big gold bear. Man I'm trying to keep things clean.
Chen help me. I'll tell you shit. Big gold bear. I want a title that's big gold bear.
It's pretty. She got pretty. Yeah she's pretty girl. No yeah she's definitely she looks pretty
in a lot. Obama's going.
Uh.
Bro please I'm begging you. She's super pretty. She really is. She can help me in the nose.
Pretty face. She wishes pretty. Yeah, she's suit. You're right. Oh, look at her.
Don't come lighten the ass now. Look at her at the ass piece though.
You got to bring some heat. That's a bad pick. But go to the S.B. one. Is this one?
Yeah. Very pretty. What a stunning woman. My lord.
Now, now she's good. That's got it. Here you go. Oh
six eight
Brennan you could step up to that. I don't even I'm well too light. Yes, but you might step up to it
Yeah, yeah, my best shot. Yeah, like a carnival game. I'll take my best
She is
tremendous, oh those jerseys do or no joys beautiful woman those boxy
If I tried to do it it would look like like the way somebody throws a baton in the air
She would if you were if you were walking on street. She would get you like your homeless
Meaning she wouldn't even look at you. She pat my head and give me a lunchpale and send me to school
Okay, she's cool. She doesn't seem cool, but she's attractive. She's cool. Dude, she plays for keeps play for keeps
She's playing on American women. I mean, I don't know what this is. I'm six eight. She's not taking any like now
I don't know what guys made her but they're a man out there that are into a big woman. Oh big time, dude. Yeah, that's a whole fetish
I'm right. You gotta be packing real heat
It's just just out of just to be polite. You got a pack.
Oh, don't disrespect there, man.
You know what I mean?
You gotta be back in heavy heat.
Oh, look at her, it's Buzz Lightyear.
Oh.
Hmm.
Uh, I'm so impressed.
I had all these ideas.
There's a snake in my boot.
Now, you feel me girl?
Mm-hmm.
No, um, do you all be her Woody?
Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're a man in the NBA. NBA that be all over it though. I don't know the I don't know if the NBA gets like that's not real. No, it's not
She clearly has an only fans. Oh, she's a lesbian. Is she?
I mean she's tattooed on her neck
What man, I've seen way too much first 48. All right dude, it's a shirtail sign.
I don't know about that bro.
Big old baby.
Okay.
Get me out of here man.
We gotta get him off the Obama thing.
Oh she's all cuddled up with Drake.
Yeah but no.
She had health concerns on COVID-19.
Okay well we gotta change that.
That's not, that's just small talk.
You give me 30 minutes with her,
I'll get her fucking taking the mask off.
Mm-hmm, mask off.
You think I'll thick it, man?
I'm too late in the pants for her though, I think.
She's gorgeous, man.
Are you for inches shorter?
For inches shorter.
This is crazy.
For inches shorter, that's me, you.
That would be cool.
What's she wear, I wonder? I weigh more would cool. What she will wonder I
Way more than her you think so I'm dance man. You're dead. She she she she probably
230 6 8 2 13 16
It was 235. Yeah, see even at 6 8 2 35. You're not she's 6 8 2 16 all dived up like that. Yeah
Oh, dude, She's she's British. Oh, wow. Oh, that and she plays Australia team. Boy, this is confusing.
British, but plays for the Australian national team, but plays for the LA Spark and the team that
she had a controversy with. She says that she's working it out with them to join that team,
the Nigerian team. So there's a lot of stuff going on here. Okay. Damn, she scored 53 points in a game.
Well, splash tits.
You're her splash brothers?
Splash tits.
I might too much for you too.
I like it.
Thanks, man.
I like that you're feeling a little mischievous.
It feels like vintage tea, fat cake.
Big old berry.
That's a shirt that somebody needs to make.
We should probably make it big old very big old
sell
People buy it so I'm sorry make it right now
Big old Barry man, she's cool. Thanks for that, Jim. That's a real gift. I don't know dude. I'd rather see her than your magic
You haven't seen the magic yet,
one day. True. But we got to bring in some marble of reds. That's the might be the
problem. We're gonna even buy those. Do they sell my gas station? Yeah, we can buy
no problem right now. I'm like in our chairs. It's comfortable. We feel better here.
I like the baby. You're still a you're still a giving in these chairs, but I don't know.
You know, it's just your politics and stuff.
Dude, how do you feel that your co-host now is out.
It's the boy of the tides turned.
It's not my crown or not.
It's the ones in you.
Alex is on the platform.
Yeah, it's going to be a teammate.
It's going to be interesting.
You know, with those three big, go berry, right? I ain't no big three big olberry right? Yeah, you're a dude
Hey, don't use that word either. We're man. We're gonna get flag bro. There's so many
Can you mention you know, you can't even mention AJ's name. Yeah, that's gonna flag us too. AJ
Yeah, oh James says no, we piss them out You're gonna have to say now that's gonna flag us to a J. Yeah, oh James a new blue business out
You're gonna have to say now though. That's your teammate hey bro
He thinks you're a CIA plant. You know that right I know he was calling me that you kept doing it that CIA
Well, it's it we're a crowd. I was working that we go that's a CIA commando train. Yeah
He's like death that on it though
And I co-signed that.
Are we done?
Well, I mean, hey, LOL, I'm Santa Tony.
I'm gonna see you August 24th, 25th, 26th.
Great club, man.
Oh, it's gonna be great.
Stay in a hotel, Emma.
I am staying at a hotel, Emma.
Great hotel.
Shout out to a hotel, Emma, actually.
It reached out to me.
Why is guys, September 1 and 2?
Can't wait for that either.
You and I are doing the fight companion September nine.
The September eight, we're in Covina.
One night only two shows, Covina, Lafactory,
me and Brian together for the first time in years.
It's me and Big Gold Brian.
We're in Covina September eight, two shows,
almost sold out, except Big Gold Brian.
And then September nine, we're doing the fight companion
with Mr. Joseph Rogan, Sam Tripoli, and myself.
And then end of September, September 21st through the 23rd
on my Spokane, Washington.
And then when Skankfest and Las Vegas,
September 29th through October 1st, Niagara Falls, New
York, November 4th through the 5th, I have to reschedule Omaha
and Kansas City that was supposed to be Wednesday, Thursday,
because I have to stay here to shoot podcasts
that I can't give up on the show.
I can't.
We gotta make this a priority, man.
Good man, buddy.
Now, my question, big, Goldberry,
would you do the same?
I would say.
I would say.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Yeah, I'd be here by myself.
You're mad at me.
You're mad at me at my Columbia.
So just so you guys know,
Brennan, I'm in Columbia,
and we try to do this two makeup shows in Austin.
Never really works when you stack them.
Well, here's the other thing.
Brennan does, hey, I'm not here next week.
We have two shows in Austin.
This was on Friday.
Yeah, so we had, I'm like, wait, you're gone all next week
after our huge multiple episode.
Okay.
Yeah, so let's figure it out.
I'm getting texts from Brennan going, dude man.
You know, kind of like shitty, you're gone and he's complaining because I know he's frustrated and he's got it sent some I'm getting tax from running on, dude, man. You know, kind of like, shitty, you're gone,
and he's complaining, because I know he's frustrated,
and he's got it sent some shit in my way in Colombia,
and I would just be like, dude, can I call you back?
I'm sipping coffee right now.
Yeah.
The studio is whatever I can handle that.
The biggest thing was the, the, the siding with our new
advertiser. That's some good stuff going on.
Yeah, we do. Yeah, a lot of good stuff in the business.
I'm liking this new studio, buddy. That's nice, man. Yeah, we do. We got a lot of good stuff in the business. I'm liking this new studio buddy.
That's nice man.
Shout the brine Johnson.
He's been our guys since day one.
He got famous on us, but he's made time for the little guys.
Yeah man.
Right guys.
Oh, Wednesday we had two big guests.
They'll be sitting on that couch.
We'll talk about Big Gold Berry with them.
Yeah, I'm excited about that too.
You like that Big Gold brine?
Right, dude, that's your name right?
Dude?
Let's go get a big gold.
Dude?
Feeling frisky?
Yeah.
Hey remember you didn't know what the UFC was this week?
Yeah.
Hey can you tell us the story again
about your friend driving drunk?
Sa-sa-
Big gold.
Oh you got me. Whee! All right kids, love you. Love you guys. Tell us the story again about your friend driving drunk Big doll
All right kids love you love you guys big old Barry
Why
Get how much are these?
How much are these? I don't know. A lot? Maybe. How much are they?
I don't know.
I can't. I just can't. I can't.
You don't have to call me.
What?
Well, I don't-
You can't wear these.
It makes me mad.
You're 40, dude.
I know.
I mean, a kid will go into a scene
you're looking at that.
You would.
All right, come on.
Hey, you know what?
That's not bad.
Let's stop. stop stop stop stop playing
I don't see you got straw feet I don't see color are they mold like color there's you what are you color blind that's such a disaster
I don't see color I only see truth where the where you're actually you were talking about doing me a big go
You may be go get them off no Give me a big go. Give me a big go.
Get him off!
No.
That's so frustrating man.
Ah!
Will you film in that?
Oh shit.