The Fighter & The Kid - The Moment Brendan Schaub Broke Down Talking About His Daughter | TFATK Ep. 1136

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

In this powerful episode of The Fighter and the Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen cover everything from the emotional rollercoaster of the World Series to the personal challenges of fatherhood and family life. Brendan shares his reactions to the Dodgers’ dramatic playoff run and how it paralleled his own struggles off the field—particularly his daughter’s recent diagnosis with hypotonia. From competitive parenting in Little League to keeping it together during moments of heartbreak, this episode dives deep into what it means to be a father, a fan, and a fighter in real life. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet winsStopBox - Get firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code Fighter at https://www.stopboxusa.com/Fighter #stopboxpodO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at http://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Yeah, what's up, pal? How are you? Good, man. I feel like I haven't seen you in like a year.

Dude, daylight savings. Dude, daylight savings. What? We can talk about daylight savings. What's up, dude. We can talk about that insane world series. Ah, I was so happy, dude. There's so much.

Here's the thing, as a die-hard Dodger fan, I wanted to win so bad when, Mo Bichette, who's one of my favorite players, which we should talk about him and his dad. But one of my favorite players, when he hit that three-run home run, I'm like, oh, man, it's not good. Yeah. But, you know, me and my brother always texting during the game. I watch it with my family. We don't miss a game.

I just went, a lot of baseball left, because that's what the baseball dad say when we're down. A lot of baseball left. There's a lot of baseball left. I said to myself. And I went, stay patient. Now we were getting hits. And I'm like, okay, we're kind of cooking. And then they just slowly, just slowly came back, came back.

And when they, I couldn't believe they won. I couldn't believe they won. Now, I'll say this, that being said, that being said, I wasn't a fan of Toronto before this. I didn't watch a single game. I know Guerrero. I know fucking Bo Bichette, right? Because his dad, Dante Bichet was a Rocky.

I know those two players, but I didn't know the rest of team. I became a fan of Toronto. How can you not? I love Toronto. I like Guerrera. I like Bo Bichette, obviously. They're young players, just, they're drafting. Like, I like, I love the manager.

I felt, I, I almost felt like, oh, we didn't really deserve to win that series. Well, it would have been, just to see that, that after 34 years or whatever, see that, that entire stadium light up. Yeah, but it's, it's-Hark had hit a home run, but you know what? It's Canada. But the better team won at the end of the day, like, did they? They did. They earned it. They got, they kept their composure and they came back.

So this is how, this is how crazy baseball is. Yeah. So when the bases were loaded, and that dude hit that bomb, and then we saved the run by Will Smith, getting him out, remember his foot came up and down, if that runner would just take more of a lead, and if he would have slid head first instead of feet first, which is baseball 101, if he would have slid in head first, ready for this, Toronto that's going to stink. They would have won the World Series. Why didn't he slide? He didn't take a lead off. His lead off was horrible. He should have easily beat that. But he slid feet first.

Why? So by this much, they lost the fucking World Series. I don't know, Brian. I, you know what? I don't know. As a Dodger, I'm glad he did. But they probably should have lost that game. They probably should have lost that game.

Again, I was so happy. I was running around. Me and my family were running around. I let the kids stay up. Even though Tiger had a game, I let the kids stay up. We're, we're, we cut trick or treating early as well, to watch the fucking game. I mean, we're running around with a heads cut off.

And I sat down, I was like, I feel bad for Toronto, man. No, I felt bad for Toronto, but, but I'm, I like Toronto. I'm going to follow them now. I'm going to follow them. It's great. They're Canadian. The Dodgers deserved it. See, I don't know if they do.

They were the better team. I don't know if they are. But they look, look, I don't know if they are. Of course they are because they. ended up scoring five runs and that will smith home run was so he's like i love will smith i mean they just did it they figured it out and they did it like you got to give it up it's like unbelievable and when that happens when you have that lineup of of of crazy good hitters mucky bets ultimately delivered in what sense the double play yeah well no outside outside i mean running

outside that hotrocious no but but that's why i'm saying that's why i'm saying Runs battered in, the game before. Yeah. Other than that, Brian, he was a big deal. His average was horrendous, but he still wouldn't. And even his glove was horrendous. That's why he's not a gold glove this year. When he counted.

He horrendous, dude. And Max Muncie finally did something. Dude, they drove me fucking nuts. That's why I don't, they, they, hold on. And they did, and they did it. Because we only, we only win by home runs. We're a home run team. We live and die by the home run.

Right. So they got them with no runners on. We're hitting all fucking singles. But Toronto played the game right by getting, you know, bunting. We don't, Dodgers don't bunt, buttons for chicks. We don't bunt. That's baseball, dude. Toronto plays the game right.

They play the game right. Yeah. We just go for home runs. It's great, great, great. And then we have a billion dollars in pitching. You have a billion dollars in pitching. That Yamamoto. You're talking about Yoshi?

Yoshi, I think it's normal. Yamamoto. Yamamoto. Don't. Yoshinob. Yoshinob Yashibonabiyamu Yamamoto. Yoshinomu Yamamoto. That dude is not to be taken lightly.

So good. So good. He was so clearly the MVP. So clearly. But that's the other thing with the Dodgers. Like we have, like because the hitting was so bad, our pitching has to be historically good like it has to be world record setting good for us just to compete yeah fuck off dude yeah get some hits yeah get some goddamn hits dude because we're bank on yoshi to fucking

and then otani i get it he's the goat he's the god i love fucking love him off a three-day rest he pitched like shit hit like shit david freeze who i work out with who played for 11 years And he said it's the only sport where you can do everything right Everything right you can hit a line drive right to center field and they catch it So even when you do it all right It just you know the ball ends up Fucking just somebody catches it or it's all moan Did you look at him go no shit

It's just that's what it is he goes I tell you I was on the ultimate high my Dodgers won I dude I was so excited I bought the entire family the world championship hats They're coming in we're waiting it's taking a little long i was hoping i'd have it today about the whole family of the hats the kids are crunk we're all crunk yeah next day tiger they're in a 12-view tournament again he's nine playing his 12 view and these 12 views were good they had some kid pitching 65 and he was so big so big

65 miles an hour dude so i was on the ultimate high and then tiger hit a slump he hit a slump the the bases you know the the pitching mound's more back the the the the bases are further the timing's i know i know playing against 12 year olds yep and he he went he went oh for six man it's heartbreak i was so frustrated i was so frustrated and it took all my joy away from the dodgers as a dad it is tough baba it's just tough yeah now that his team's damn good we still went to the championship in the 12 you we beat all the teams lost in the championship we beat the breaks off those older kids. And these are all nine-year-olds?

9-10. He's probably on the younger side. He's nine. The rest of them are 10. And they were beating 12-year-olds. Oh, sir, we beat the breaks off of them. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because we're a major team. It's a double-A or triple-A tournament. Oh, okay. So they're not at the elite level. We're already at that. We're already talking about elite stuff at 12. Oh, yeah. You got dip your toe into kids sports, Bubba.

Yeah, different level. Delineation right away. Oh, buddy. It's so. It's pretty ruthless. And I've been under... So you're not getting on the team because you got hustle.

You bet you... Oh, no. If he stays in the slump, he gets cut, yeah. What? Oh, yeah. And rightfully so. So you got to... There's pressure already.

We got to put so much work in. So these kids, when I see these major league baseball players, they've been going through this shit since they were 10, 9? Probably seven. Probably starts at 7? 7. It's so second nature to these people.

So just that, that kid who hit the Grand Slam for the Toronto Blue Jays, You'll love this story. His dad's like some tycoon in Seattle. He likes baseball. He has a young son and he goes, I like baseball. You're going to like baseball. You're going to play baseball.

The kid goes cool. He goes, all right, he's not the most corny kid. I'm going to send you to the debankering republic for five years. Go learn the traits of baseball. Hold on. Wait for it. He comes back. He's in high school at this time.

He gets cut from his high school team. This billionaire goes, no, no, no, not my son. He flies his team out from the DR to Seattle. creates a travel ball team and the coaches to work with his son, they go on to do great things, then his son gets drafted. And now he's hitting fucking yackers in the World Series. Who is this one?

The kid who had to put Grand Slam World Series Toronto. Young kids, stud. Addison, Barger. Yep. Oh, that guy. He's a stud that kid. Yeah, he's a stud. He comes from a super wealthy family.

He does? dad was wicked rich handsome fucker too he's all right but he's a good looking guy bring him up handsome guy well no let's not get distracted well no we gotta get distracted because he's he's he's jacked he's handsome and he's a billionaire he's not a billionaire his dad is and he's any place on that level come on baba his dad said very cool story you're gonna go ahead and play baseball well that's a big fucking deal pretty cool wow all right as a kid you know you know how they say send him to dagonstan for forget about it. Send him to make Republic, forget about it. Now, and also his dad pulled him out from school and homeschooled him so he can focus

on baseball. Oh, his dad. There's a lot of that out here. You know that, right? I don't. Oh, yeah. I don't. Yeah. I know there's a lot of swinging and weird sex stuff from what I've heard. In Austin? What I've heard. Yes. We run in different. A girl said, a girl, look at him, jacked. We run in different. Your boys jacked right there's right. We run in different circles. Well, of course, I don't run in that circle. But I was, I was out some people and this girl who was rather pretty was with a guy I know they were on a date and she's she was very hot but she was like 30 probably 35 and she said she said the the number of like she's got a bunch of divorcee friends who are in their 30s yeah and she said the number of like sex parties I've been

invited to at this in this town is out of control and I was like do tell do you think that's the normal you think she's just a slut well I think that she's friends with a bunch of of girls who were party girls who married rich guys then got divorced and now they want to reclaim some of that attention i get it i get it i think that's everywhere though i don't think it's like an austin it's probably everywhere i haven't heard of that but what i have heard of when there's money and they're they're freshly divorced and they just want to get i think it's everywhere i don't think it's like an austin specifically but it's a physical place people are good looking right all right here all right there's a whole that whole like when you go to like a place

like on it and you see all these muscular men and women there's got to be It's got to, I'm always like, I hope you guys are all having sex because you're spending a lot of time on your physiques. Yeah, that's the gym. Any gym, buddy, is the, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's your circle. My circle, they, there's parents talk, they, they, no, it's definitely not my circle. I'm not getting invited in you. There's, there's so many parents that hold their kids back or homeschool them to focus on sports. Right.

So many. Really? And it's just not an awesome thing, but in sports, it's gotten so competitive, they will pull their kid out from fourth to fifth grade. What? Yeah, and then that year, they just focus on sports. Well, what do you think of that? in wrestling it's been wrestling was the head of the curve wrestling does that's very common wrestling super common wrestling um uh it depends on your back it depends on your kid it depends on your kid

if he's just a guy on the team if he's just a guy in school but if there if there's something there it and here's my here's my take on it somebody asked me if i'd do it absolutely sports whatever you're telling me i get another year with my son before he goes off to college right say less and i get to spend time with him i'm in and we can just focus on on sports and doing the homeschool thing, I'm it. I'd be down. Yeah. I don't know if Joanna is, but I'm down.

Yeah. You know, it's a lot on her because I still got to do my thing, you know? Yes. But yeah, I've seen really good results from homeschooling. The stats are wild. Yeah, in terms of like just how far ahead kids are. Oh, dude, they get more done in two months than a school doesn't like a year. That's right.

There's no bullshit. You cut the fat. There's no agenda, except for learning. And they do better on SATs, entrepreneurs, sports. There's a million reason to home school your kid. Yeah, a million reason. I'd be down for it. I'd have to talk Joe into it, though.

But yeah, so T's in a slump, and I kept saying, you know, Otani was in a slump, Mookie Betts in the ultimate fucking slump, Will Smith was in a slump, fucking Max Munchy's in a slump. I'm just listing out slumps on slumps on slums. Max Munchy hit a home run. Yeah, finally. I mean, literally won for 27 before that. He was horrible.

But it's all good, his gloves good. So I'm giving to all these examples. Got that line drive, yeah. And I'm just. dealing with a lot, dude, and I took it out on Tiger in front of his team. I royally fucked up. I royally fucked up. You got to not be a baseball dad. I royally fucked up. You're becoming a baseball dad. No, this is a this thing. Don't talk, don't, no, that's not true. What do you mean? I'm not, I'm not like the overbearing. You're hiding in the bushes.

I heard you told that story on Story Wars. It was very funny. Oh, yeah, but no, I'm not, I'm not like shouting at T from, you know, but this is usually I don't say anything to T because you said no dad has ever said something where it's improved the kids fucking game i know this i know how it's ever saying where it's improved the kids game no no you're all you're doing is bringing attention to me you're putting more pressure on right so i just stay quiet now i don't say shit and then t you know his his bat's been off they're 12 so i'm trying to get better for the doubt you know i'm dealing with the pressure from billy which we'll get to i have all this shit going on and then he he dropped this pop fly which is a routine pop fly and then he didn't hustle he

you walk to the ball and that and there you go bubba and now hey now you got my attention well now i'm going to say something now it ain't about baseball you can't walk you can't stroll to the ball you might my thing was hustle you can't stroll you got my last name yeah i'm mr hustle yeah buddy yeah you're gonna walk and we're playing against 12 you and we're up by one and you're gonna yo you're joe cool yeah well let me introduce shit a big brown yeah now it's not pop now it's very interesting now it's big brown and i know i'm huge and loud and i cuss a lot so i pulled him outside of the dugout and i didn't i forgot i saw red and i for and he's oh for four dude he's the only one not hitting buddy i saw red and i said

some stuff i shouldn't have said and i forgot his team was listening and the coaches were listening you will be separated from your mother and you will go to the dominican republic i apologize this morning everybody I apologize last night. I apologized to Tiger. I royally fucked up. Because when you do that, he doesn't go, oh, no doubt. Okay, I'm going to do better.

He goes, I'm even more embarrassed. You've embarrassed me from my fucking teammates, dad. And he goes, shutting down. Now I'm going to shut down. Oh, you thought that was bad? Check this out. Now I'm going to apply no effort because fuck off because you've embarrassed me.

Oh, boy. I royally fucked up. His team still did their thing. And we, and we, dude, to that 12th team that went on defeat that we should have beat. Last inning, bases loaded, there's two outs. That's when Tiger, they brought him in the day before, Tiger strikes him out. That's his thing. He's a closer.

Tiger was not in the right headspace. They should have brought him in, but he was probably like, uh, his dad just yelled him. I wouldn't use this other kid who doesn't pitch a lot. We got kids throwing 65. Yeah. They bring in this shorty who's pitching about 40. And this 12-year-old goes, oh looks like christmas came early

she took you well bro oh buddy they're still looking for the ball we still got rings we still got did i want to throw tigers out the window because he didn't earn it i did brian but i let him keep it this kid hit that ball

so fucking hard did you see otani's home are great right yeah this was that at 12th still going it's oh it went to the cows because behind there's all these cows it went that's how fuck and it's nine o'clock at night I'm there all day

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And then I got to drive home apologizing because I fuck this all up. But you know, your son is learning so many lessons. My son is one of the privileges of having a 14-year-old is I can be, I can talk to him essentially like an adult. And his mom, she gets mad at me, but we're FaceTiming. No, you got it. And he's what's called. He's what's called.

Well, I call him up and I go, did we? get it in today because he's got his jiu-jitsu he's got his wrestling and then we work out on you know but he hasn't worked out so what i'll do is i face time with him so he's got to do his workout and on face time yeah because i'm i'm he's in l-a and so i'm i'm uh i'm getting we talk it's an everyday thing and i'm just getting as usual just dad i got to take shower we have grandpa's birthday dinner and I got and I start and I'm like listen listen do Houdini I got to talk to you about some stuff Houdini he's like why are you calling me Houdini I go why am I calling you Houdini because Houdini is an escape artist don't you know that and that's the kind of shit and then his mom

will get mad at me because I'm calling him Houdini that's not bad I sent his mom pictures of Houdini and I send him pictures of Houdini yeah yeah I get it and it's like no no I'm going to represent at the real world and we're going to get it in and I don't keep a shit. I cuss a lot and then it's like T for Halloween where this he was like this thing where there's a fucking fan in it so it blows up some character I don't know I'm too old for it

to see some character and we're driving the goat car to the neighborhood and he's with his buddies I see a T go off fuck and so his mom gets pissed and I turn on like dude easy and but his buddy took his play knife and fucking pierced his costume so he couldn't trick or treat in it. You just hear T go, oh, fuck.

And I went, that's a fair F box. I mean, that's a fit. Your Halloween's ruined. That's a, he didn't have a costume. Oh, oh. So he trick or treat and just his street clothes. Oh. So on oh, fuck is appropriate. I share, oh, fuck. I just said all fuck without I even realizing. Yeah. Yeah. And his mom's like, we don't talk like that. And then once he left, I went,

that's a fair F bomb. It's a it's a fair F bomb. His buddy fucking shanked his costume and we can't use it oh although and his attitude was awful the although you know his buddy is also like he's got a knife and he sees that costume so you know nine-year-old's going to be like I got a shank what the fuck you're doing I mean it's just sitting there I got I got to stab that because that's too stabable so he was stabable it's a perfect storm that disaster I wore a cape and that was the only costume oh wow how fast that my wife we we had we had we had Halloween with some very lovely people that were her age

and they were they're good looking successful no they're good looking successful yeah and they have kids but they're they're young they're 35 and i'm 58 yeah and i think my wife sometimes just goes forget that she sees these 35 year olds and well she doesn't want to do what 58 year olds are doing Yeah, she's with old guy. Yeah, she wants to do what the, what her age is doing. And an old guy decided to wear, like, they're all in costumes, and old guy decided to wear shitty,

blue sweater. Yeah. And I'm kind of a little tired and out of it. And she, I've never had her do this, but I could tell she was just like, regretting her entire life. She pushed me because I was sitting down.

She goes, she goes, go help. This, she said this. She goes, I've never, I was shocked. She goes, go help. Yeah, fine. I think like a retard. I was like... Yeah, she had enough.

I was like, Hey, sick your shit. You're being mean, but I kind of get it. Yeah. Because you're looking at these good looking tall, 35 year old men who are successful. Your energy's low, moseying around. I'm old guy in a shitty sweater. Talking about, let's put on young Frankenstein.

Some shit nobody wants to see. Pass out butterscotch. I do that. I start telling a story and people are looking around and I'm like, hey, am I the old guy who's not really welcome? You're the old born guy. I'm the old boring guy who's not welcome at the party. Yeah.

And my poor wife, I was like, it's a shitty suit on. I know. And I was like, man, I feel bad for her. She's kind of like, yeah, fuck,

you know? I mean, she loves me and all. That's what you sign up for though. You know what I mean? She loves her old man. Yeah. And it's like,

I get it sometimes. It must be like, I would have walked by and went, wait till he's 70. Well, in 10 years. If you think this is bad. In 10, 11,

12 years, I'm going to be 70. You got 12 years until I'm 70. 70. You got fucking... You think this is fun? When he's 70. You got 17 years till I'm

75. She's gonna have to wipe your ass. Well, then it's really... She's gonna have to feed you. Don't say that, dude. I'm gonna be T-R-Ted out. She's gonna have to be peptide out. She's gonna have to feed you

and wipe your ass. That's in 10 years. There are 70... I'm telling you, I'm not doing it, buddy. I love you. I ain't doing it. Now, I'll be Rick Springfield. Bobby, you know I'm gonna be in shape.

I'm gonna be in shape. it is what it is you know shit your pants all the time look at rick springfield that's me bro i don't i don't know who the fuck that is she jesse's girl is that the guy yeah dude holy shit he had that one slapper never referencing him yeah but he's 70 that is a fucking slaper though i'll give you that there is he's seven those are two gay men right that's his son i think no that's richard marks legend those guys yeah rockers rockers from the 90s are a little bit tricky Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, the hair.

But take a look at him in the shirt off. Oh, there you are, Brian. Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old. Look at him. Is he tattooing him there? I don't know, but he's 100. He's still doing it. Dick Van Dyke should not begin tattoos.

He's amazing. He looks good. Yeah. Dude, missed you at the mothership. I came later. I was at the mother's ship every single night this week, every single night. Except for the night I was there. Except for the night you were there.

Well, I was there after you. Yeah, he came later. I was on a 7 o'clock show. Well, you were all soggy diapers, and I said, I didn't want to do it. I was like, do you want me to get you a wambulence? I can get you a wambulence because you were a wawang. And then you went there, and apparently it went very well. Apparently, you were very funny.

I heard from several comics. And I also heard from several lady comics who didn't know you were so big and strong and handsome. One lady said, he's like a horse. Like, you just want to pet him. My face? She was like, no, she was like his body. She was like, he was so big. He was like a horse.

You just want to pet him or something. And I was like, and I go, or breed with him? And she was like, that too. Because she goes, she goes, I'd never been around. I'm just going to walk and go, welcome to the petting zoo. Yeah, she goes, I'd never been around a pro athlete like that. You know, because, you know, you're in a comedy club. Yeah.

And I'm enormous. They're so big. Yeah, they're so. And the ceilings are low. I'm fucking Shaquille O'Neill. I don't know really where to go. So I'm the big doofist walking around. Well, so they're also used to seeing the Dorman who are all tough guys and all with cauliflower ears.

But those guys are all, you know, they're all 170, 180, 185. And then along comes Bam Bam. Yep. And then it's a very different situation. Yeah. It was a good time, dude. And I was in bed by 940. Yeah.

It was a good time. Now your boy did have to leave it. Like Big Jay and Lewis. Big J. I love them. Great guy. And Matt, McCuster, who's one of my favorite people on Earth. He's the fucking.

best yeah they're all hanging on the green room and there's drinks and there's food and i was like got to go yeah and big j's like what you're not gonna chill we got another show i'm like nah man i got i gotta get going yeah tea's game tomorrow i gotta fucking go i'm getting that it's the booze was flowing oh boy because remember that's why i started drinking when i started standing up oh i haven't been around it i don't have it in the house i don't hang it up bars i'm never around it and it was flowing and they're off i'm like it's a couple drinks you've seen denzil the washing flight go through them

we go down to Mitzis we're laughing we're drinking we're fucking around I looked I just looked in Mitzis I'm I bet that was fun ain't nothing good that happens if you have if you like the alcohol ain't nothing good because you're either all in or all out you're not you're not a moderate guy

I had fun it's great seeing everybody yeah it's so much fun yeah big J's fucking hilarious was J Gomez is great Matt's awesome Jemar neighbors was on there. It's a bunch of, a bunch of cats. Troy Conrad's, my favorite person in comedy. He's the photographer. He was great.

Troy Conrad, great photographer. Great photographer. The best. Yeah, he's such a good. He took some Halloween portraits that were, I texted him, I was like, dude. He's so good. So good. I haven't seen him in a while. It was good to see everyone. But here's the thing. Good to see everyone and Troy and, you know, all the, Matt and all the guys,

like, you can be around more? I'm like, no. Well, it doesn't compete with your children. Yeah, I'm just in a different phase. know it just is what it is you'll never go back to stand up i i would i'll do that like once or twice here i'm down to do those shows but not as far as stand up no uh oh especially not like i heard there was a rumor you were banned from the mothership was that the online rumor that you were that you were hold on banned from the mothership did joe rogan ban you is that is that what i read on the

internet. Hey guys, um, thanks so much for the edification. Yeah. I guess he was unbanned. Yeah. Yeah, banned. You were banned, huh? Can you imagine? Uh, Brent Shaw apparently's been banned by Joe Rogan. Has he? Really? How stupid are they? Okay. Can you imagine though? Joe didn't. I went they're like oh we got word from joe you can't come in you know you could do i'll go oh oh he said that like yeah i'm so sorry uh i'll just be at mitsy's bar oh now what you do is this that too there you go ah i'm gonna sit here i'm gonna stay well then then what happens is they'd be like well who how are we going to get him out someone it's just well do we should we just attack them at the same time i'm just in the front row it's going to be

a fight yeah no i i had so much fun though i had so much fun much needed much did you see much son and derrick poston i didn't see them my guys i started with them i i didn't see him too bad i didn't see him i saw a bunch of people though it was good well terris got a baby now so he tends to not hang out i get it i get it yep it was it was it was good timing you know me i called you i didn't want to do it just dealing with a lot the stuff with billy she finally got diagnosed yeah my baby yeah got diagnosed it's hypotonia hypotonia so you know she had the issue when she was born

and they warned us of this and then she'll be two end of November and then she wasn't crawling normal you know it took forever and then she's not walking when she walks it's like it's just sad so then

finally the doctor diagnosed her's like it's hypotonia I'm like what the fuck is that you know kids are born with it you know the the tough thing is is like some kids are born with it and then through therapy and everything they're walking after a year two or three years and they have to wear braces and stuff like that and then and then some it's just a fond you know distant memory and they they walk and it's all good and then some it's for life they're in wheelchairs or they have walkers for life so

that's what you're doing with brother she's in braces and stuff yeah she got she gets fitted for braces on Tuesday and I've been you know me I've been pretty good about it and then talking with the therapist they're like one of the best thing you can do is pool like the pool yeah because it takes the weight off yeah and so I'm like well how many times can we do it she's like I'm like we can do like four or five times days she's like no she's two like twice a day it's enough two 20 minute sessions so now in the morning the routine is well don't give you a routine no I'm in we wake up me and billy go in the pool went this morning i'll get home from this i'll take her go up in the pool another 20 minutes and i'll take the boys to wrestling baseball and then that's on repeat so i so when

they said they said the pool help i'm like say less you know if if if that's what it gets her there so i've been good and i tell joe and you know mother-in-law like don't cry in front of billy don't let her know this some big thing she can beat this so i don't cry i've been good i've been good no crying I've been good and then someone said I'm trying not to cry and then someone sent shoes in the mail and she can't wear those shoes yeah because they don't fit the braces that got me yeah that got me oh yeah that got me that got me that got me I'm her dad for a reason you know I'm saying like it could be way worse I know it doesn't help especially my wife and she's devastated the thought of our baby not walking's a fucking nightmare but I don't believe in any all that I believe

even we do the therapy and I'm, I'm her dad for a reason. So if it's routine and dedication and work ethic, dude. Yeah, that's, you're the guy. The God's like, here you go, Bubba. That's right. Like all this shit, this is what you're here for. That's right. Say fucking less.

That's right. It's twice a day, Monday through Sunday. That's right. I don't miss. That's right. You know? Hey, man. I mean, nobody, I could put you in a hole.

You're going to find your way out. You know, this, this, if anybody can deal with that, the challenge is, is, when you go through chaos like this is you don't know what the challenges are going to be but it's staying positive for your daughter and she can't know why is mommy and daddy crime you know what I'm saying yeah

that's what you don't think about until you go through it told the kids too but bossy and tiger because they were super upset too yeah but he's never going to be able to play with us and we'll stop all that yeah she can't know that this is you know right this you guys don't treat her any different

that's right you know and now it's on you boys were given this athletic ability you want to be lazy and to be fair to tiger like it just all accumulated on sunday and i'm dealing with that and then he was being lazy and it was just like fucking boom you know and then i'm like fuck dude do better man do better but i talk to you i'm like listen dude i don't show a lot of motion you know i'm always super positive you're it the billy stuff has been tough dude i don't show you and your brother but when you guys go to bed you haven't showed anybody you never showed me or no fuck no i got i don't show my mother-in-law father-in-law i'll be like with brend and i go i'm like i'm like what's going on

like you always want somebody to say yeah we're gonna what's going on with bill it's like fucking nightmare yeah i'm like how's it going not well i mean what's like sometimes sometimes shit sucks there's nothing and it's not like no no there's no how's it going oh yeah

things are wrong you know it's going oh we went the pool once she's fixed no this is like a lifelong the braces no no she hates them

it's terrible yeah yeah yeah yep so it's just it is what it is man yeah

that's the fight we're given yeah and I mean you know she's like well and then the therapist like, yeah, you can apply for the handicapped. She'll get better. License.

Maybe you do. Fucking maybe, Brian. Hopefully. You'll be in the fucking pool. But if there's even a slight chance you can, I will do everything. They're not going to say she didn't get better because you guys didn't do this. That's right. Guarantee that.

There you go. So, and then, you know, you can apply for a handicap. They don't know, right? They just don't know. No, Bailey, you don't know. She knows because. No, I'm saying the doctors just don't know really. No.

No, they don't know. They have some cases where, again, kids got therapy and figured out. And this stem from her. her condition when she was a baby and then so now she has um is that is the part of the brain that's not developed yeah and so now you have to build those synapses of her walking and there's no strength in her hips and her feet your feet go in like you know the first thing i saw when i googled was in some cases hypotonia can be cured so right there will be some of those cases yeah god willing so yeah here you go and then joanna will

was like oh well the therapist said we should get a handicap plate i'm like what do my daughter's not getting a fucking handicap what are you talking about yeah taking part closer i'll fucking carry her in the chair the entire way yes we're not taking handouts fuck this man yeah tignitaro said that um she went through uh her mom died and then she she got breast cancer and then she like another thing happened and it was like god was like uh she's got that she got cancer and she lost her mom yeah give a little more yeah it's not enough you know i mean just give her a little one there's always a little wiggle room at oh she oh she had then she had some yeah she had some kind of a crazy attack like some internal bleeding it's like god was like

just a little more like just push her a little more as you yeah and sometimes that's we'll get through it yeah you will yeah you will man yeah that's it yeah um what else was what else were we gonna cover what else were we gonna cover your assessment of austin so far great people love it that the halloween was like you take care of your rattlesnake problem they haven't been back you know what it's been colder so i think they'd chill in the cold yeah a little colder but they're there supposedly is a nest around the hood but for Halloween it was like a fucking movie man the streets were packed with families kids like we're just walking yeah we went to uh no tea was fucking we went to east austin and it was wild my son

actually got tired oh they get exhausted walking around after a while he was like us a lot yeah you forget there's so little yeah nightmare yeah and then i had my one and a half year old and he's like you know yeah the Halloween out here was awesome no it's been great family wise it's been fucking it's great night and day different yeah yeah it's so great let's take a little break b yeah so here's the thing we own handguns no if you own a handgun you got to keep it safe but you don't want to some big safe that's really heavy here's where stopbox comes in stopbox is perfect for your handgun you keep it locked away safe out of reach in an emergency um unsecured leaving in vulnerable to anyone is a bad idea yes sir

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left your house this is a big deal it is a big deal because it's like the second time i think i've actually gone out hell yeah dude getting out there what'd you do i want to wait to watch anytime you want to come out of a mothership or something you know you're welcome to oh dude i got to know this hold on no let's do this let's do this let's do it let's do this let's do this i tell chan i go hey man i'm at i'm going to make the mothership tonight if you want to go let me know he goes yeah i'm in it it takes a while to work on tickets i ask they give me two tickets It's a VIP. I go, yep, leave it on Chin Yi.

This is two hours before the show. I go, dude, they just hit me up, got the tickets. He goes, dude, super short notice. Can't make it anymore. I go, two hours isn't a short notice. Brian? You're the, yeah, you're the mediator here. So, by the way, how long do you know you're going to be performing at this place?

How many days in advance did you know? What were you doing? I didn't think I was going to make a lot. I also was going to back out, Chin. What did you have to do? You know what? I got stuck into doing a family dinner because of Brenner. Oh, family dinner.

Yeah. Yeah, so here's what happened. Brendan told me that morning, like at 9 a.m. He's like, hey. As long as you were in your apartment eating and drinking. I mean, that's a given. But anyways, just kidding. How is your health?

Hold on, let him finish. Yeah, so he texted me like at 9 or something. He's like, yeah, dude, I'm going to be performed tonight. If you want to come by and I'm like, what's the situation? How do I, you know, do I just get tickets there? Then I looked it up. The tickets are sold out. And then he's like, well, just hit up Brian.

And I'm like, and I'm just going to be straight up with you, Brian. I was like, I'm not in the mood to talk to Brian right now. I'm not happy with Brian right now, so I need a little breather. Oh, because we were on a conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't really yelling at you. I know, you got to get better, Brian. That was terrible.

Was that bad? Yeah, dude. Sorry. But that was the thing I was like, I didn't mean to be yelling at anybody. Yeah, I was just yelling it. I was yelling at like the situation. I should have made that more clear. But anyway, so then I didn't hear back from, I told Brenner, if you can get somehow

access tickets, just let me know. And then he didn't hit him up until two hours before. You, but remember I was also flying that day. I didn't know if you were flying. Yeah, I was in L.A. Oh, I didn't know. I was finishing the Seema Bill. So I literally came to L.A. for 24 hours.

Yeah. I flew in and when I text you, I was getting on the flight to leave. Yeah, I didn't know all that stuff. So anyway, by the time he's- Two hours before, but hold on. That's not bad. Two hours before the show, and it's an hour drive there, and then I got to get, like, so I was supposed to go with one of my cousins.

And then since I didn't hear back. Does your cousin live here? No. Do you just text me out? You can text me out. I know, I know, but I was just, I was not in the mood, yeah. Not even mad. It's just like I kind of need just a little breather, just to chill.

But anyway, by the time I did that, I told my cousin's like, well, since you can't hang out, let's have dinner with the family. Like, cool. By the time he texted me, I'm not bringing my whole family. I can only bring one person. So I was like, I can't do it. Yeah. But let me know in advance, man.

Yeah, we should have done that. And I knew. How are you feeling? How are you doing? How's your health? I mean, I feel fine. You do? Tell him about your testosterone.

Oh, dude. That's kind of crazy, though. So I just got my blood test back, results back for my testosterone. And the doctor literally said, your levels are abysmal. Did they say what it was? No, but then I told him before that I was on TRT. Brian told me about this years ago. He was like, you have to see an endocrinologist or whatever to get everything correct.

I think. Clom it and, yeah, so I did TRT, but then I went off of it for like, I think it's been two years. years. And you didn't. You just went cold turkey? No, they gave me something called enclomaphene. Yeah, it's called Clombole. But they put... In the street, we call Clomit. But they put anastrazol on there, which kind of puts your, that takes down your estrogen. Yep. Apparently that's what... You need estrogen. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what messed up. So now, it's at like, my free testosterone is at five. If that makes any sense. Your dick is inverted.

Damn. Chin's five and then, but the regular testosterone is like at 400, but the free test are, I don't know much about it, but the free testosterone is at five and they say it should be at least or they should be like around 15 well it should be higher than that definitely higher but so so uh no but it's a so my different right do you feel any different do you ever feel like putting a dress on what i feel is my libido is just and and you're but when your testosterone so isn't that low your energy is probably fucking terrible yeah i'm not and also your mood you know your your mental state all that hormones are very important so what are we going to do to fix

I don't know. I just didn't go ways to well. I kept asking you guys, I want to go, but you guys didn't hook me up. Stick to your doctor, though. So see, here, that's the testosterone total 449, which is fine, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, no, it's not, because this should be 249 to 800. Maybe, no.

And then the free testosterone is at 5.21. That's where they're like, dude, that is. You don't have much, you don't have much going on. No, no. It's basically all four hours. So ways it well. Hook me up. I got you.

I'll connect you with Bring him after this All right, perfect Because they'll do blood work again Or you might be able to submit this But then they'll make sure your levels are 100% I've been wanting to go forever so

Dude I just did a post about this Yeah but I know you directly so I know Use promo code Brandon We gotta fix that chin We gotta get that 100% There's so much shit you can do That's healthy and beneficial

That will help all this out Your energy levels all this shit A routine doctor is not going to prescribe that. My guess is, you're not moving much, you're not physically moving, and you're drinking a lot. I've exercised one time since I've moved to Texas. So all of that stuff is just not. But the drinking is when... You're not drinking as much anymore?

No, not even near as much. No, he's only down to six-pack a day. How much you're drinking? That's good. No, probably less than that. Good for you. Proudy, man. You're going to cold turn.

And by the way, remember I went from like hard liquor to soju, wine, beer, and then less percentage of beer. there you go all right that's way better tailoring off way better yeah congrats but then you went out so you went out Saturday and you went and saw our boy yeah can you get 20 minutes of movement in just 20 not more than that I could yeah definitely I haven't I mean make it simple it's not happening let's move on

what did you do you guys know Ellis Ballard right Brian does it I know me's my boy I see him at gold gym all the time I wear his hat all the time that's his record yeah his records are there he's legit like a super cool guy and his music I didn't I didn't know it to expect because it's when people say they sing or they do that i'm always like i don't want to

tell him oh yeah you sound good when they don't but this dude sounds freaking awesome he sounds like an old school straight up from from way back in the day yeah like whalen jennings you'd like him be yeah he's great his voice is insane it's super low and cool so you went did that jen you had a busy weekend yeah things are popping for chin in austin there you go get your test up a little bit with some weight-lived things, some sleep, some good nutrition. You sent me this. You saw Rhonda's making the rounds, and she went on Burke Chrysher, which is interesting. She went on Bert Chrysher's show, threw a little shade at our boy.

Yeah. He's not an expert. He's a fan with an audience. Disagree with he's not an expert. He's the expert of all experts. He's seen more fights than anyone living or dead. So Joe is an expert. Never fought.

Taekwondo's not fighting. That's valid. That's valid because you've got to realize from Branda's perspective at the level that she fought at like i've told you this too like if you if you're at that level of fighting and seeing combat sports yeah we don't view taekwondo and karate as fighting fair yeah that's all she's saying but i don't think she was being people say that was firing shots i think she was just saying like it's it's it's um it's hard and so you you you have to beef a fighter there's certain things about fighting like just just very quickly like i i take privates and it's awesome

but privates mean nothing unless you're actually have somebody on top of you trying to fucking beat you up like the only way to get better at jiu-jitsu is actually roll jiu-jitsu like and really roll right and then apply that stuff that's a small analogy to life like i think that there is something you get from being in the octagon training as a fighter sucking weight all the deals and injuries all just all the stuff that you're going to learn so i'll give me an example. When I saw Yerre Rodriguez, I said he's going to be the UFC champion. And you said, it's not going to work against a better guy. And I said, why? And you went like this. You went, I don't know, it's just not, but just won't. You just knew that. There's something you knew that you

couldn't explain. And it only comes from like that kind of training. It only comes from training. There are certain things you're going to, you're going to know. It comes from fighting to. It comes from starting, it comes from starting, it comes from nothing going through the ranks to the pin of of mixed martial arts. You said, you said about, so there's a different perspective. Yes, for example,

when cryo was all the rage, I remember you quietly said to me, I don't think it's going to last because it doesn't work, because coal plunging is the way to do it, not with this cryo stuff. And you were right. Why did you know that?

Because you played sports where you really did have inflammation. You were really fucking injured, and you needed that. You needed it. All you guys did. And I think there's just certain things that you get from doing

that you'll never get from watching. having said that no one's watched more fights up close than joe rogan he's an expert and so he's able to see like he's able to probably predict fights well he's probably able to see what someone's holes are and liabilities are in a very big way he i mean and so it'd be like jim lampli's same thing like really good at yeah exactly and he and he didn't max keller at that level They didn't box at a high level. Now, they might have boxed, but not at that level. So from Rhonda's perspective, she's like, no, that's not fighting.

And she's allowed, she's earned that. Yeah. Anyone in the UFC, if you tell us, you do, you do taekwana karate, you go, no, that's not the same. That's fine. The only issue I have, when she goes, he's not an expert. If he's not an expert, who is? I would say there are different kinds of expertise.

There are different kinds of expertise. Because, like, would you say Stephen A. Smith is an expert on basketball? or Skip Bayliss an expert on football? I mean, they spent 40 years riding on. I would say they are.

Of course they are. They know the game very, very well. Would you say Irohuani is an expert? Never got punched in his life. Yeah. Yeah. But so there's expert and there's analysts. Yeah, I wonder.

So let's take football. If you took Chris Collingswood, okay? And then you take, who's a wide receiver at a very good one. Chris Collinsworth was amazing. He really knows football. Like, he sees shit on that. field that I never see. A better example of Tony Romo.

Tony Romo is a great example. Or Tom Brady. Tony Romo, Tom Brady, when they call a fight, call a game, Trey Aikman and what's his name? They're always together. Blonde guy, baseball guy. Joe Buck. Joe Buck. I have to say that I don't know. It's like Troy Aikman's seeing things that Joe Buck probably doesn't see and knows the game, but Joe Buck is very important in that dynamic, right? He's an expert in his own way. So there are different kinds of expertise. You need both.

You need both. Different kinds of... My question for Roneby, if Joe's not an expert, who do you consider an expert? Who's not a fighter? And if she goes, by my credentials,

the only way you can be an expert is if you fought in the UFC. Okay. That's all right. But that's fine. So then D.C., Dominic Cruz. I think... Let's take what she said.

If there's a Mount Rushmore as far as experts, Domicruz is your number one. super analytical smart guy commentator there are also guys that have fought that are terrible at breaking down fights yeah terrible at it well like so so he said he said what would it take to be able to beat ronda rousey like he was joking about what yeah and he asked joe and she said he wouldn't know so i think joe would know probably joe would be able to say to you he if i said i want to be i want to be a UFC fighter.

I think Joe would be able to say, okay, well, here's who you want to train with. You want to find Matt Hume. You want to work on your wrestling and boxing? No, yeah, or no? Is he qualified?

I wouldn't go to him and be like, can't want to get to the UFC. He's not going to be your coach. Yeah, I mean, he might have some connection go, oh, I heard this gym, but also. But he's not going to be able to get you.

I'm saying Joe's not going to be your coach, cornerman strategist in fighting. No, but he's still, that's not to make you an expert. I think that's what Rhonda was saying. Rhonda was saying there's a difference between watching fights and being able to call fights and showing what's going on. Huge difference.

Versus being an actual coach who could get you there. Right? I don't know if she's saying that. She's definitely fine. Did you see the interview? Yeah. She's very upset. Oh, she is?

Yeah. Okay, I'll play the clip. I didn't see the interview. I just saw this. Oh, you just saw a clip. Yeah. Okay, so you watched the interview. Oh, got you.

Okay, let me see this. But that's Rhonda, like she, that's what makes her great. Yeah. That Kobe mentality, that T.J. Dilshaw mentality. Oh, yeah. She, do you say something bad about it? There's fucking venom in there, dude. That's what made her great.

Yeah. But again, once you retire. Well, a lot of fighters are like that. Gordon Ryan's that way. Like, there's certain people that are just not going to let it go. Take a shot at them. Good luck. Yeah.

They're coming right back. The grades, yeah. They don't let that should go. Is there a price point that would get you back in the oxcott? I mean, I have everything I want. There's nothing that would really change my life on it. Let's do price points on this. Okay, a billion dollars.

$150 million. Billion dollars. He looks pretty. $350 million. A billion. You're just fighting Burke Chrys. All right. I will beat the shit out of you in your backyard for this house.

How long do I get some training? I was just talking to Joe on the walkover. How long for me to train to beat Ron? I'll never happen. He wouldn't know. He's not an expert. He's a fan with an audience. that's interesting

is that how you feel about you never fought defend him he fought he fought taekwondo right never fought that's not fighting it's not fighting well I'm gonna exit this conversation I don't want you to get any bad

DMs we need to get out I think I think I was making a bigger deal all about it. It's a pretty big deal, but what do you mean? When you say Joe Rogan's not a fighter? But I also, but here's my other thing.

Rogans did not walk in the streets of Austin. He's never said he was. He claimed to be some bad. He wouldn't disagree. He's not going to, Joe wouldn't say. No. What do you mean I, you know, he's... Again, my only criticism of that whole take is saying he's not an expert.

Wait, Joe's wrong on that. Joe has said, I have heard Joe say. He says, when he talks about MMA fighters, I've heard him say, I'm going to quote him. He goes, well, MMA fighters, have to train to a point where they're about to break you have to you have to balance that he goes us mere mortals and he's talking about himself don't understand that joe has never been anything but he's he's always said i'm a fan i happen to think he's an expert i think i think i i will say this about him and i've said this probably more than 15 years ago in terms of a commentator

for fighting he will go down as the greatest ever the greatest ever Because he did fight enough to know the difference. Black Belt and Jiu-Jitsu, boxed, kickboxed, taekwondo. Like, if you see a move. He has experience in the different rounds. And he loves the game. He's really, really, really, really, he's watched. He's seen more fights than any living or dead person.

He's probably watched see more fights than anyone in the planet. And he's obsessed with it and has a passion for it. He, so, so. Again, while this has ended, if I would ask her, if he's not an expert, who is an expert that didn't fight? If she, if she goes to, in order to be an expert, my world, which... But that's an opinion. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. If she was, in order

to be an expert my word, you have to fight? I go, okay. That's fine. Then there's no argument. Then, okay. That is what she's saying. I disagree. I think you can be an expert and not fight. I'd consider Rogan an expert, Ariel an expert, Luke Thomas an expert, you know? Yeah.

But now, I also Taekwondo, karate, jihitsu, wrestling is not fighting. So when someone goes, I have a fight coming up, you don't have a fight. If they're doing jihitsu, or wrestling? Oh, I have a fight this weekend. You don't have a fight. You have a grappling match. Again, that's fair. It's just fair. But that, but that's my threshold.

All good. It's fair. It doesn't mean I'm right, but I also fought at the highest level of mixed martial arts. So my definition of fighting is different than most people. That's, that's fair. That is fighting. There's fighting. Okay. Now, I would say moitai is fighting. Yeah. I would say boxing is fighting. Yes. Yeah. Kickboxing is fighting. yeah boxing kickboxing yeah because you can get shut off you can get fucking that's fighting yeah um per knuckle fighting you know um so this is just an opinion and a point of view that i don't have any problem with and i've never heard joe say anything about being a fighter i've only heard him be reverential i'm i'll begin another another example some would joe when goldberg asked joe

what would you do in that situation, Joe? Joe said, I have no idea what I do in that situation. I don't know what I do if I was that guy. I'm not that guy. I'm not, I've never been in the Octagon. He said that. So he's never, he's never, he's never, if Joe was walking around claiming one thing,

it would be a different thing. But this is just a point of view. Do you know if Joe actually fought in kickboxing or military at all? Yeah, he could, he fought. I don't think he fought competitively. I don't think, Joe don't have any record, recorded fights in kickboxing or boxing. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Okay, so that's what I heard. on his podcast before like when I he would say like when I used to fight that's the one time I was like if it's tequando that's kind of odd to say that when used to fight but then he did mention that he did fight in either mootty or kickboxing I don't know what that means if he you know is the actual competition no no no no competition I don't know no competitions yeah yeah it's like when like Dana's tough he had some smoker boxing fights I'm like who said that I've had our friends tell me this about who about who Dana White no he fought he did boxing he might have ct i'm like take it easy yeah it's a very different thing

man very fucking different thing here's especially when you're in the ufc but especially when you're on the mount rushmore like ronda's earned the right to have this opinion now if she was some newcomer and she's o and won the ufc it's like shut the fuck up ronda has been sports on the highest level she's a she's a brawlist in the in the olympics okay in judo that's very difficult very fucking difficult it's so difficult i don't think people even understand and then she went on to be like she went on to break the the ceiling earth shatterer trailblazer trailblazer one of the greatest so i don't get i don't get in i would never get in any kind of i would never have any like i'm never going to i would do what bert would do burt was like oh where do i

do i go from here yeah that's what's selling brand into on shop shows like i'd be i don't know what to say i'm just gonna laugh you know because i'm gonna have myself a magic i i would i mean obviously i'm different than you and bert i would defend rogan being an expert yeah you're a fighter um just gonna have myself a little magic mind magic mind max because i need some flow if bert had that maybe would have put up a fight against robert had had some fucking magic mind he would have been clear headed. Me too. Mm-hmm. I love this.

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All the thrills. All for free. Pluto TV. Stream now. Hey, never. Oh, what do you think of this? That Tesla trucks, there's 10 of them now in Las Vegas for the police department. Yes.

They were donated to you by some. Are they bulletproof? It doesn't matter. Here's the thing. I would just getting any one of my cars that isn't electric and just drive for three hours and escape. I can drive at 90 miles an hour. I can drive at 90 miles an hour for

five, six hours and not run. In your trucks? Yeah, yeah. And not running a gas and then you will fall behind because you have to charge it. So this is a terrible idea now hold on i feel like your cars can't go that far because their engines are so big certainly like my that hummer can down there i'll outrun a fucking tassel what yeah that's a diesel yeah it gets my best miles per gallon is that right yeah that hummer right

yeah how many gallons does it take that's a 55 gallon take yeah me like 15 60 miles a gallon that's big yeah no i'm out 15 or 16 miles per gallon yeah 15 or 16 miles per gallon yeah 15 or 16 a gallon. Your boy's going far. 55 gallon tank. How many miles of that? What's 16 times 55? I'm just going to, I know what it is, but I'm just going to bring it up because I just

like to do this. Do you want to know right now? Yeah. 16 times 55. It takes way too long at 50. 880 miles. And what's this? Oh, shit.

And that's if I'm cooking. So I'm just, uh, we're, really, okay. 880 miles is so far? Oh, I'm just going to keep. thriving. Now you can get the helicopter and venture catch me, but if it's as an electric helicopter, I'm definitely, buy an electric helicopter too. I'm definitely outrunning everybody. If I'm a criminal, I'm like, especially these criminals on a motorcycle, keep going. See ya. Yeah. That Tesla's going to slow down. I'm at zero battery guys. I got to pull over. Now it's just a big paperweight. Now I am

headed to Vegas for my Seema build, and that's a Hummer with a 1,015 horsepower. I think is getting about three miles a gallon, so they might catch me. Might catch you there. I catch you there. Oh, and then also it's going to get worse battery power because it's so hot. So the hotter climate you're in, the worse your battery does. So it's really hot in the summer hair, you're getting way worse. I did. Yeah, way worse.

I noticed that would like. But now that it's cooler, you're going to get better. That's how those fucking stupid things work. Enjoy that. What else got you? Oh, boy. Okay. Well, there's talks of MTV closing or shutting down.

channels, but it's mainly in Europe, right? So there's five different channels in Europe. However, your boy, Rob Deerdeck, they're canceling his show after a 14-year run. That means my record of most appearances is secure. What an amazing run. But that is MTV, though. Ridicrous. That's all they, that's their base, that means they're shutting down shortly behind. Canceling ridiculous. That's hours and hours of programming. There's so many episodes. That's all MTV is. So that's going away. I guarantee what's next is they just get rid of it. Or MTV, I get an idea. how would you play fucking music videos i love rob i fucking love yeah he's awesome but yeah they banked so many shows it's going to go well into 2026 anyway and he was making 32.5 million a year

yeah he's awesome man 30 seasons yeah 30 freaking seasons yeah what a great run wow great run 30 freaking seasons yeah he's special guy rob rob he made a ton of money too oh he made all the money my buddy texts me about this coach puffer and I'm like dude Rob's fine he made all the money all the money

and I think when they did merge with paramount or something like that that's when they did like basically an audit and they realized how much Rob was making and that's kind of what made their decision to cancel the show because it costs a flagship of the network though otherwise you're not watching it

yeah did he's at four ticks the same place that our boy Steve was for six years. What else you got, Jen? He's there for a while, yeah? Four years? That's forever. Four years, dude?

Bro. It's a long time. What's this? Sena sent this to us. It's some dad finding out that their two sons through a party at his house without letting him know, obviously. And here's, like, the footage of them.

it. It's like Limbiscuit. I have two sons, 18 and 19. Somebody's dead. I ain't found them yet. And nobody realizes

this is my house, but they're going to find out when the cops get here. I already called them. These idiots have hired a DJ. dude i don't even know what i do uh i wouldn't call the cops i might even just leave look at these kids what the world these kids are you know what i would do i wouldn't embarrass the kiddos my kiddos cool have your party i'm i'm gonna leave i'll go get a hotel for a night have your party clean up

and the next one i'm gonna come like everything's all good and then i'm gonna unleash hell But I'm not going to embarrass the kids in front of all the school. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to let them have their party. Yeah. You don't call the cops. No, I'm going to come back. And I'm going to see if they took care of everything.

They took care of everything. Yeah. If I come back and everything is pristine, I might just be like, hey, you want to see a cool video? That now the next time you do it, you'll die. And the only reason. that everything is okay is because they're not missing anything and nothing is broken yeah did you ever throw any house parties never not once i did i threw a house party and i told people hey don't go upstairs that's where my mom and dad sleep and you know someone went slept in my dad's bed had sex in

my dad's bed of course they did of course they did it's high school and then i i stayed up all night in the wee hours of the morning cleaning up it's just on me got everybody out his house was spotless couldn't tell there's a party went to the backyard everything my dad comes home some numb nuts wanted to cool off his beer and put it in the ice chest you know like in the refra it were the freezers at so i didn't check i didn't think to check it my dad's getting ice it's not come out and he opens it up and there's bear in there when i goes the hell is this i go oh shit and i went oh freaking j and i want to try bear i don't know if i like it and i guess you got to make it ice cold So we left in there

And my dad goes He just goes Huh I went yeah We didn't even get to try it Because I forgot it was in there Here let me take those out for you He says no no

I'll take care of it He probably knew now Think about it He's probably like all right The house was spotless It's spotless I did I wash the sheets I cleaned his bed

It's all good You're willing to do it Oh I was up all night Fucking sons 18 and 19 Dumb little fuckers Hired a DJ that's a huge party too

that was a big ass one that's a party but you know what come on man got the house let's shake it out dude yeah the only time I would be super pissed is if they wrecked everything yeah but they're probably good kids

were stolen and there's some fucking knuckleheads in any crew yeah what else you got you know that was a fun one yeah do you remember that story of the someone donating their kidney to Selena Gomez

was one of her close friends just yeah so this is the internet making a lot out of it but selina had a marriage or a wedding recently and she didn't invite that girl and she gave her a kidney yeah well what happened probably had a falling out yeah there must have been some sort of falling out people are just reading through comments and whatever so they must have had a falling out but still that's kind of like if you give me a kidney though take it now maybe she fucked her man or something like that i don't think it's i mean damn giving somebody your kidney is such a big deal Oh, bro, I give you my kidney.

You're taking me the airport for life. I need help moving. I don't even have to call you. For life. A kidney? And she was going to die if she didn't have that kidney? Damn. Yeah.

That's the girl who gave her the kidney too. Damn. God damn. What's her name? Francia. I know her. Do you really? Yes, and she's an amazing actress.

And she's, I worked with her. Oh, yeah. How I met your mother. She's amazing. I worked with her. I met your father. She's beautiful and she's awesome and she's fucking.

talented. Oh yeah. She was in Dear White People. Dude, she's so talented. What's her name? Frantzia. Her name is the ex-friend of Slamma-Demez. She's so... She's pretty. Beautiful. She gave up a kidney. She's so talented, man. I worked with her. She's talented. I don't keep saying that. Now, she gave up a

kidney and then they don't talk. Damn, I didn't know she was that. What a good human being. And she looks like that. And she's talented. And I'm having, I'm feeling like I knew her back in the day and I was probably young and cute and things could have gone a different way. That's them in the hospital.

Wow, that's a big deal for her to do that because let me tell you about Francia. She's got a very good career. She's always working. It's not like she's like, she's not some clinger on. She's like... Well, now they're not friends.

I met, so I was at the laugh factory and the last time I saw Francia was when she was with Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and they were in the they were watching our stand up and then we all went up and hung out afterwards and uh and uh and justin was like 17 but she was god it's fucking a long time ago how old is is justin bieber right now i bet you this was i'm gonna freak out he was 17 years old he's probably damn near 35 31 31 jesus christ that was a long time ago man but boy she was yeah

well i wonder what's going on so i wonder who knows i'm gonna walk down maybe she was busy maybe she's shooting a movie i'm gonna walk out of here not give a fuck though i know that hey guess what you mean because she didn't invite her friend to say i've never heard of this girl nor do i give a fuck he gave her a kid you i'm gonna leave here and never think of her or their relationship ever again this is very fair it's very fair oh did she not invite her to her wedding oh well fuck me i don't give a flying fuck i think that's fair By the way, you can switch over to Patreon. Just a real quick reminder.

Oh, yeah. And we could actually watch videos like this. But let's just watch this one real quick, because a Patreon guy did bring this up. Patreon member, Chin, we don't discriminate. Don't call a guy. Patreon member team. Patreon. I'll put your name in the lower thirds.

But anyways, he sent this in. And they're asking, do you think this is justified? Can I get some contacts here? two neighbors fighting that's pretty much it but let me know when you see this video you know if this someone got shot and killed by the way so if it's justified

let me see what's happening what was the disagreement over do we know that I don't know probably fucking trees man two whites neither can fight that's established go to the ground what is this music

I assume the old guy on the ground has the gun. and that's where the video stops hold on here let's see this again okay i was not ready for murder today hold on let me see what this is should uh go go up for me so i can read it uh right here so um just because you can doesn't mean all right so franklin county prosecutor ron o'brien says a columbus man has been indicted for murder after allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor Joshua Samuel Farrell 30 has been indicted on two counts of murder Two counts

Why two counts He's accused of killing his neighbor Fifty one Two counts Let's just see if it shows any way All right please say This guy and Farrell had been arguing For several days when it escalated

To the lead to the shooting I wonder what they're arguing about Was it Ficus is because then I can dip in Well Brian says Dipentee was walking by Pharaoh's home When Farrell left and confronted him A struggling suit And Farrell shot him in the chest

Ferrell was later charged with murder and serving jail time. Yeah, I feel like... Let me see something. I'm going to show you what the difference is. Yeah, watch this. It didn't ever seem like his life was in jeopardy. No, watch this. Okay, so now that's it right there.

Wait, go back. Watch this, watch this. Go back, let me see who... No, I'll say it. Who engaged? So the younger guy engaged. But the younger guy looks like he's the old guy. Can you go back again?

The guy without the shirts, the old guy. Or the younger guy. but the guy without the shirt dies yeah i know so this younger guy see how the younger guy just came at him then he got tossed yeah okay and then the old guy pulls a gun out and the guy still doesn't stop but it says the 30 year old killed the 51 year old so the one in the ground is the 30 year old i think they got it screwed up yeah yeah it's clearly a mistake yeah now he's got a gun you got to get off to his head why don't you just back off you want to you want to die for these phicus his bud grab the gun what you don't do is this you just keep going but to be fair the

guy that shot him it never seemed like his life was in jeopardy it's not like he was punch him in the face or do anything that's not self-defense that's murder dude yeah you can't just kill somebody well first of all it's murder because you engaged him you came after him you you you attacked him yeah so josh samuel ferrell is 30 and he shot a 51 year old man yeah and he engaged with the 51 year old he's the one who made a physical first guilty of murder five-day trial yeah that's the same guy depends real sense the life in prison life in prison parole after 18 years so he's doing at least 18s that's that's forever by the way that's forever correct his life is over you can't just shoot people man he'll get out when he's 50

if he's lucky but also you you did fuck up like you can't do that you just can't that was really dumb but also you're never in jeopardy old man he looks old though that's the that's not the video i would say there's a different video something about that's the video i mean those are the two same names he didn't look 30 i mean the video sucks so it's hard to see what they actually look like what's this oh what's this kid accidentally clicked on okay i just feel bad this girl is just talking about how she had this amazing day, and I'll just, you'll see it. Hold on. Let me refresh. I just had this older man come up to me and say, I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. It was so cute. It was so cute. Oh my gosh.

Yo, he just got back. And he's like, let me give you my hard, I'm a filmmaker, and I said, I'm an actress, and I'm like a real actress, and he's like, you're exactly what I need. I was like, he's got a feature film, he's just giving me his business card, and there's an eagle on it. So that is super symbolic. Eagles are a good form of medicine and protection and higher perspective, so I'm going to have to email him and just see where this opportunity goes.

I'll tell you where it goes, girl. station. I love serving. So A, she's gorgeous. B, I'll tell you where this goes. That's the whole I'll tell you. I'm a filmmaker too much. I'll tell you exactly how this ends up. Wow.

She is beautiful. She needs to be worked for MGM. You'd be working for Onlyfans, girl. Yeah, so basically that's exactly what all the comments are saying. Like, come on, you got to be. It's all good. That happens five times a day in Los Angeles. Yeah. I mean, but she's so naive

to this stuff she's probably just too young doesn't understand but poor girl well i hope it worked out she's just hopefully she's talented too this guy just goes who's gonna tell her yeah i don't know spread eagle productions that's funny yeah the poor girl she's all excited they'll probably think it's a big break she's a sweetheart yeah i'm sure people take advantage of it she's adorable yeah she's cool um You want to watch another Hell yeah, another killing? Let's see which one.

Well, let's watch this one first. This is just a pursuit and then with a guy at a motorcycle and then he does crash in Ontario. That's him? Yep. Bring that suspect down.

Yeah, it's not. I saw a deer today jump over and I'm overpass. This is one of those ones where it is just one that you just watch it. And I just don't want to see anybody lose their life this afternoon, especially not on our cameras. You can see this

Drider clearly is very comfortable with the way they're handling that motorcycle, but that doesn't mean that this is any kind of safe. Right now, it looks like he's Bungis, I wasn't looking. Exactly what I was talking about.

Well, we didn't see that coming. That really came out of nowhere. Can you remind that for Mitch? Yes, definitely. And was the motorcycle officer You got to look where you're fucking going. didn't have his hands on the, on the fucking handlebars for a while. You know, this is one of those ones where

this afternoon, especially not on our cameras. See how his hands are on the wheel? You can see this dryder. Clearly is very comfortable with the with the way they're handling that motorcycle, but that doesn't mean that this is any kind of safe.

Right now it looks like he's I bet he's good though. Probably. It looks like he has the back protection. Have you seen the, the motorcycles now? They have back protection so there's skid across the road they has his helmet on but he's good well i mean you know shooting suspect i mean he he's his life is over anyway he kind of knows you know yeah shot a police officer you're going away be a hero in jail you're going away let me give you

at least oh wait oh we're going to get to that that'll be the list this will be the last one Hey, is Francis versus Jake Paul a real thing? No, remember that's just one of the names that was brought out? No, just on Bismay. It says it's official. On YouTube? I saw it on one of the things. I'm going to go through right now.

See you're right there? Jake Paul versus Francis. Oh, he's just saying it, you know, question mark. Oh, wow. It says it's happening. I am seeing reports online that Jake Paul might be fighting Francis and garnering, which is just absolutely bloody ridiculous. If you know the situation, it was supposed to be boxing Javante Tank Davis.

A man that weighs 133 pounds or 135, regardless, it's a man that is way, way smaller than J. Paul. So that is just ridiculous, and I'm giving my thoughts on that before anyway. But now it turns out that Javentine Davis has some allegations about domestic abuse. I don't know too much about the situation. but apparently Netflix have pulled the plug on that fight it says as here's a tweet I'm reading from Mike

Coffinger as reported J-Pol's return could shift in December with the November 14 Netflix exhibition in jeopardy due to the latest allegations against Javon Ted Davis sources tell Ring magazine that December 12th and the 19th

are possibilities right and here are the potential opponents Nate Diaz or Francis and gone. Now listen, we know that Jay Paul has been out there and he's... He's just saying the same thing you said earlier.

I actually... Francis would be an awesome thing. I actually like this Francis I'm going to fight. Yeah, he's no longer the bullies, fighting a bigger guy. He's not going to win. And, you know, boxing's a different thing. Jake might be every bit of a better boxer

than Francis. Thoughts? Francis is the fight. I don't want to see Nate. I don't see Ryan Garcia. No, but Francis, like, if he fights Francis, Nate's got the biggest balls on the planet. That's a big man.

Jake. I mean, yeah, that's a big man. But nothing confirmed, huh? No. All right. Keep going, Jim. Sorry. It's all good.

I said it's happening. So I was like, holy shit. Maybe it's breaking news. Oh, this one. So I'll play the video for, I don't know if I play this for you, Burn. Let's see. Man shot.

hitting him with gun following minor crash okay let's do so this guy's trying to merge in see it yeah is that a cop drive the guy off pink just it's it's doing oh damn he pulled over. Does he realize it's a cop? Yeah. The guy clearly has something. It's a gun. Oh, damn, he shot him.

Oh, that guy. That's basically the video. Did he kill him? Yeah, he died. So he hit the cup in the mouth with a gun and then... And he actually pointed at him too. Oh yeah. So that's what it...

That's gonna happen. The guy goes, motherfucker. These guys are just a piece of shit anyway. This guy's a piece of shit anyway. nice shot it's probably gonna come around there you go good

so yeah so the dude the black dude smacked him in the head with the gun walking away and then they both pointed the gun at each other and obviously yeah well Elijah Wilkes just he fucked around and found out and here's a crazy thing about this

So initially before the video came out, the family, they were just protesting. Like, you know, obviously he was killed because the cop has some whatever things against him. They saw the video. Oh, shit. This right is, yeah, his, his aunt said he made a bad decision, man. Yeah, so the family actually said, and even the lawyer said that. Yes, the family said put the video up immediately so that people don't protest against the cop. Yeah, because of course, once they saw the video, they're like, the cop was in the right.

good for that family and and and that's a good family and you know um he he was just this kid you could tell by the way she was talking this kid probably has a history of bad decisions no so here's another weird thing yeah apparently he's his records good but that day someone he was going to a funeral someone died in his family so he was just not all there fuck yeah oh tragic man tragic he just he just fucked up he fucked up but you can't be smacking in someone in the face of the gun dude that shit cop yeah you can't do it you can't do it in general hold on but i just see some hair regross shit that's from another uh dang it there's so many things here let's let's keep going i'm right here so that's another patron showed this to show

brian i think this is in taiwan some trial thing i want this shit is really great it's a serum it's a serum like it's a regross hair just takes 20 days to take to take to take effect. Damn. Dude, that could be you, buddy. I can't wait. Tell me about it. Fuck. And it's just rub on. Nothing crazy. I'm waiting. Dude, order it right now from Taiwan. I'm waiting. They're always like, they're never ready. It's always like, it's coming out and this just never comes out. It's like, I need this stuff. It's just a matter of time, pal. Is it, though? How am I got to wait? Stay positive. All right. Damn it, where's the one I was looking for? Anyway. Yeah.

I find it. We'll probably end on this one. What's this? This is another one that someone should. Just watch it. He does acting off, by the way. Oh, I'm sure he's wears. Dude, that dude is he'll just come up with shit out of him and Peyton Run.

It will fucking, and Danny Martinello, they'll hit you with shit. And we're just like, holy fuck. And that's Wednesday night at what time? Why am I so old? Holy shit. And then... It's just so random. And obviously it doesn't look like you in some of the shots, but I mean, this is...

It's so good, man. I think Timmy did that. Timmy No Brex did that. He goes, my dad, he said something like, my dad just, you know, Brian Callan is my dad, and he promoted me or something. It's so funny. Timmy's so funny. That's so good.

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