The Fighter & The Kid - The Ol Snort N' Suck | TFATK Ep. 925

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen play a sitcom theme song guessing game and talk UFC 293 Israel Adesanya vs Sean Strickland, Brendan's new Ram TRX truck, Bryan's thirst for Nancy Pelosi, current events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK

Yes we did, because we got it again. It's the final weekend. This is really the final weekend. Come on, baby. I want to start this episode off with the fact that Brennan and I have been friends now. For going on 13 years and you know, I don't know what it is, but you know that you're good friends

when you can look at your friend and lie to him. And then, no no I lied over text Well, yeah, can you guys do bad guys at three o'clock? You go no I have to be in Hollywood at 230 And I went by hollywood. I was like interesting Okay, cuz I guess I we won't do the podcast at three cuz I had I want to do something in Texas and I got a whole counts feet to the fire a little bit because he's he's treating us like a side piece Yeah, and I'm a little bit a little bit right you keep canceling shows We got you keep coming late. So I was wait, you know what not today

I'm alive check me out. Chin check check now. No, it's funny. It's when I got that text. I kind of knew I was like My dear friends lying to me. Yeah Then we get here and it's 12.48. So I know that he doesn't have to be in Hollywood. I love we had the series talk when he walked in, me oh. We just had a really serious talk, a great talk about comedy. So give us a comedy. And create.

And I walk up and I grab him by the elbows and I go, hey, can I talk to you? You don't have to be in Hollywood at 2.30, do you? And he goes, okay, here's the thing. I lied. And because you bothered me sometimes, and I had to lie. And hold your feet to the fire.

And he said, and here's the real reason I needed to be out here. I didn't know when I was gonna get my truck. And my truck is priority over everything. I have a new truck, it's a ram, it's a TX, whatever the fuck it is. T-Rex, TX.

And I didn't know if it was gonna pick it up like a 12 or it was gonna pick it up to 30, but by the way, I had to clear my slate and you had to take the fall. Yeah. And I went, you know, I get it. Lisa was honest. Now you were honest, now that truck is a big bad boy.

I don't, all I see is a, what looks like a fancy pickup truck. Yeah. But it's got a, it's got a little hump on the hood. It looks like it needs air. Oh, it needs all the, it needs all the air. You know what I'm about to hood scoop that.

It's got a 62 liter or some 62. It's a 6.2 liter V8, which they're not making them anymore. That's why I want to jump on it now. Good gas mileage, obviously. About nine miles per gallon. Nine miles per gallon. And now you drive some, get five.

Got it. You know, it's the opposite of Tesla. The opposite of Tesla. I'm going to go the opposite direction. But we got some heat. That's it right there. That's the sand blast edition I picked up. So we got some 105 horsepower.

Now you know, Daddy can't leave that thing alone. I started talking to other guys at T.R.X. about modding this bad boy. Well, hey, I said, Red and I go, I I said, I said, well hold on, can you just, can you get a denali? And before I got denali, I'd be like, no. No, no, that's not possible for him. I was like, I know, but she have to have an extreme.

Now that would be the family car or that. That's the family car. That's the family car. Because that will fit the two tiger and Boston that fit joint. Very safe. Super safe. But big, big. Not taking prisoners. And it's fit the new little one that comes in it joins the front. Very safe. Super safe. A big, big.

Not taking prisoners. And it's the new little one that comes in December in the back. And you want that bad boy just to teach people a lesson, just to be like, oh, is that what it is, or? I don't know, man, I got problems. I got problems.

You got some problems. Between that and Raptor, I had the fans vote online. Most people voted for the TRX. Because the Raptor's a V6 twin turbo. Raptor, great truck, most people voted for the TRX. Because the Raptors of V6 twin turbo, Raptor great truck, but can't do the V6. Okay. The V6. V6, smaller engine.

It's a you can't do the V6. Not a truck. No, no, no, no, you need a V8. Yeah, I mean, we're fortunate. And you want a V8 because of the sound or because it's going away. You know, and then also I want this particular model Sandblast edition, 2022, because the 23s and 24s

that are coming out, and again, they're not making it anymore, but the 23s, 24s come with all digital screen. The 2022s are the last ones that come with actual gauges. Ah, gauges. So I don't like all digits. You need the gauges. I need those stone cold gauges, Jenny. Gage, yeah.

You know what, you don't want to see the gas. You don't want an iPad on. You need the gauges. I need those stone cold gauges, Jenny. Gage, yeah. You don't want to see the gas on the red. You don't want an iPad on wheels. No, you want gauges. I'm old school. You're old school. How many, here's my question. How many leftists on that truck would you say? How many, how many liberal academics?

Dude, I'm not even lying right now? Yeah, I think Nancy Pelosi drives up. She's, but she's also a killer. Like she's also, she's also a savage. Don't kid, she's of Nancy Pelosi. Oh, no. When Nancy Pelosi, when she was stuck in the bowels of the Capitol during the January 6th thing.

I had a newfound respect for her because she goes, I'm going to hit him. When I see him, I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to punch him in the face. With a good jail. She was going to hit with a good jail. Yep. I'm going to go to jail and I'm going to be happy.

And I went, that's the Italian inner. That's why you're about it. I said, her daughter said, my mom can cut your head off and you don't even realize what happened. Tits. I mean, she's an attractive older lady. Oh, yeah, dude.

When she was younger, the young one, the red dress. I find her to be very attractive. Sweater, pumpy. And if she was here, I'm not in sync with her politics for the most part. A little bit, you are. Well, she's probably the kind of person that's super smart

and for what bring that up the street that's real that is real that is not fake news but she's really i think that that's all fake to but but she's she's a woman who was when she was younger she was she's probably an old school Democrat, which I don't have any problem with. Listen, she has those sweater puppies, man, I'll give a fuck about her politics. She's smarter, she's smarter shit. That's, she's hot there. That's my type. I'm sorry. She still have the heavies in that part. Look at her. She's hot. Right there. That's a good looking woman. Intelligence hell.

I know I'm gonna get a lot of shit from everybody who's, you know, smart right wing, but I do, but she's attractive and smart. She has arguments, we have political arguments and she, no, we have sex. No, don't say that. We have sex. But that, that, that, that, that, then she, then she give you inside her trading, dude, and you make money. It'd be a good connect. She gets that from her husband. Well, both. Yeah. It'd be a good time. She's, she looks like such a sweetie, but her daughter said, she'll, she'll, she'll cut your head off before you realize that your head's been cut off. She's just a master. Yeah, back to her heavies though, right?

For dip politics, it was boring. Dude, she had those heavies out though. Yeah, those heavies out. I would, whatever you want, man. I want, hold on, be, let's take a break. All right, fine, but I want nuts. Do you want, I want buttery nuts. I want buttery round nuts.

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I was with these professional hockey players. There are savages. Savages and these two girls were there, very pretty. And we were all hanging out. And they didn't know these two girls, but the two girls were kind of looking at these guys. They had been in my show, they thought I was cute, but they were like looking at the hockey players.

And the one guy, and this one guy, and we're talking and stuff. And this one girl had these impossible breasts. She was so hot. She was Canadian, just she wasn't a stripper she was just hot yeah I'm probably straight and he's called like this this guy keeps calling like this he goes he was just this dude who was just fucking pretty good yeah he goes get those juggies at the table he goes let's see those juggies and he would like he was a while yeah she was attracted to. So she would go she'd go like this she'd go

Whatever okay, all right. I'm gonna do that right here. Yeah, and then he gets up to go to the bathroom And he takes his pants down. Oh Great ass. Yeah, it's aggressive. Great ass assault brother. I know he just he walks to the bathroom with his pants and all you see 10 years ago before the me two movement Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, this was 12 years. Yeah to do that these days. You're a wild boy. Oh, yeah No, he but but you when you're a monster hockey player and a starter in the NHL You're allowed to do some junkies girls love him and I see his ass and it was the nicest ass It was all muscle like one of those I got it apple bottoms and it. Apple bottoms and I went, well, she's done now,

because she looked at them and she goes, that's a really nice ass. So she said that's why it took us pants down. Then he comes back and then we're all talking and everyone's like, he was drunk and he drank more and he'd go, get those juggies out. I see those juggies though. Anyone who's everyone like,

can you just, I was, can you take it down a notch? Can you take it down? We're talking about Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, I said oh my go you must relax sir You must just rock hard get those juggy. Oh God because then I that became my thing and I was making the I'm funny. Juggies is hilarious and then they hooked out that night of course So he got the juggies out mission accomplished. Did you see that dude? I don't listen. I don't know if it's fake news. I don't know if I trust it I retweeted on my platform. I think it's a Tucker Carlson interview But he interviews the former method who's missing a tooth who says he hooked up with Barack Obama

Of course, yeah, he said twice. Yeah That's true. We believe him or I do Big old Barry. No, the only reason I believe him is because. Hold on, real quick, Brian believes big, big, gulp berry hooked up with this toothless crack head. Well, more so than Epstein didn't kill himself. I want that on the record. It's on the record. Yeah, well, oh, there is.

Oh, boy. Yeah, but see, here's my thing about this guy. He's not attractive. So. But do you talk, but this is back in the day now. And bear, and see when it was back. He's not attractive. So, but do you talk about this back in the day now? And bear, and see when it was back. And bear he wasn't that attractive either. Boy, he's not an Apple bottle.

1999. Let me look for him. He says it's 1999? Okay, now I'm really not buying it. Well, that's 24 years ago, Bob. Yeah, that's a long time. That's what I was born. Yeah, that's 24 years ago, Bob.

That's a long time ago. Yeah, he had to look different. No, that's not it. Yeah, he's not attractive though. Oh, there he is there. Yeah, but that's a long time ago. Yeah, he might have looked different. No, not that way. Yeah, he's not attractive though. Oh, there he is there. Yeah, but he had Coke. Ah, so it could have been like the, you know. And he just, any game of a suck out.

Do you talk about a suck and snort? Can I have some? Dude, hold on a, hold on a, hold on a, be a suck and snort. You know what I'm saying? A suck and snort. It's a good time for a game man. A suck and snort.

A little bit of a good time. I'm gonna name my new truck, the sucking snort. Well, when you're there, oh, let me see, former president, I'm gonna show Obama, I've seen in the, oh, you guys opened last week. That's just like random pictures in this article. He looks stressed.

Look, at the end of the day, let's just be honest, I'm sorry. I don't know anybody cares, I don't know why this is a story. Mr. Obama probably is somewhat attracted to men or has gone through his phases. I don't know. And there's no gay phase, bro. Well, I agree. You're a sucking snort and just stop. Well, you know, but then again, there are probably straight guys that when crack hits their system, they're just like, I'll take any. That's a good point. He did say big old Barry smoked it. He was sniffing it So you're gonna smoke a smoke and suck. Yeah, hey, hey, you're already if you're gonna smoke crack

You're already in a whorehouse and what in your mind? I mean, you've already gone over to the dark side So if some guys like it was like this. I told you the story when when we were Me and Jimmy Burke were on a cruise one time. We were young men. I was a cutie. I was playing this for 30 something. Now there was a guy there. I was in my 30s. I was probably 33 who knows 30 and there was a guy who was a dancer. He was a dancer and he had a perm and he had these eyes and he had a little mouth. was probably like and he was so fucking cute. Yeah. And he was but he was a twink. And and he said to Jimmy, he said, I would love to suck your God.

Oh. And Jimmy was like Jimmy goes your dick jumps up a little bit. Jimmy goes he grabbed his face and he goes, here's the thing. You gotta know Jimmy. He goes, here's the thing. I would love that. And you are fucking adorable. And don't think I didn't see that little ass, that's the thing. I would love that. And you are fucking adorable. And don't think I didn't see that little ass,

that little apple bottom in those shorts. And I've been thinking about it too, but I have a problem. And do you know what that problem is? And he goes, uh-uh. And he goes, I love pussy. He goes, but, he goes, but if that changes, I'm coming.

And I'm coming hard. And then the guy hung out with us. And it was like, you guys have for the second story. It was like Jim, and that was the, it was the cruise that Jimmy Burke wore, a fucking blue napkin. He tied it like a little bow. He's given off the vibe.

Because he has a long neck he had to cover it for his son and he wouldn't take it off the whole time. So he'd look like he plays with other two. Yeah, with that. And then we'd be there sitting like this, drinking a beer, and I would, you know, look in girls, and there were the national, the British national rugby team all built like you and bigger. All these rough guys and I'm looking at him, I'm like, Jesus, the guy's a fucking like cheese.

And he would go, come here, honey, you're all right? And he put his arm around me and pretending he was my boyfriend, I'm like, okay, you're fucking off my hips. What is anybody, you just think? Oh yeah, but what I was saying is that. The Tucker Carlson interview, is he getting picked up like I'm Fox?

I don't see it on mainstream because obviously Tucker's a bit of the enemy because of that. So I don't, I doubt any of these interviews are getting picked up by Fox. CNN's deaf and not running, suck and snort stories. These are the top ones, pink news, daily mail. Look, the guy might be a con artist too. He might be looking for attention.

He might be looking to write a book, you know? But I don't think it's far-fetched. You know. My thing, if you're Tucker Carlson with this biggest platform in the world right now, if you're Tucker Carlson, shouldn't you do a little background check on this guy for the sake of the story? Well, the rumors have been around for a long time, do you know that? Oh, yeah.

So, the rumors about Obama being gay have been around since, I think even before his girlfriend, college, deleted, she took out the talk about homosexuality for him. So, she's well known in the circus. Yeah. It wasn't mainstream yet. Right. Because it would affect the people in the campaign when he was running. And they said, we're going to, now whether this is true or not, but they said the campaign

said, if you run this bullshit, we're not going to grant you access. You can do this. You want to start off, if you want to start the relationship off like this, you guys can go ahead, but, you know, there are better, there are better stories. And I think people in the newsroom of these different places were like, look, this guy is the first black president. He's totally beloved. We all suck in store. You know what I mean? It's like, well, we guy is the first black president. He's totally beloved. We all suck in snort. You know what I mean? It's like, well, we're really gonna do this with,

we're really gonna be sensationalist and talk about a sex life when we have other problems in this country. But you're talking about a different time and media now. Like now? I get it. I get it. Like say Trump had some of that background or DeSantis or insert, you know, or a salient. Well, the steel dossier, the bullshit steel,

the Christopher steel dossier that was financed by the Clintons. My Hillary Clinton campaign said that he pissed on hookers in Russia, and it's like, no, he didn't, that was all a lie, it was all bullshit. Even if he did, I don't, I don't get why he didn't, but I guess you don't want your president doing that stuff. Yeah, I'm not into that.

He was a kid. Yeah, like dude, that was last year. All right, we learned in the past. People are in the weird shit, but I'm not into that. But what I'm saying is that it was all a lie, it was a kid. Yeah. Like, dude, that was last year. All right, we were in the past. People are in the weird shit, but I'm not into that. But what I'm saying is that it was all alive. It was all bullshit. And the question is, how deep do you want to go into this stuff? You didn't, John, if Kennedy wasn't banging all the hookers and all the actresses and all

the- He's my guy. Back then, in the old office, there was some shit going on that people didn't know about. But also, like, why come out with it now? Like, he's retired, he has no influence, really. Like, why come out now just to make the Democrats look bad? I think, um, they're kind of just doing it themselves. Maybe to make Biden's son look better. I think it's just a strike from Biden's, from the other by by and I think people want a story. It's been out there forever.

Like the second snort. Yeah, but nowadays you get paid for clicks. Sounds like a great story. Sounds like something we should talk about. Yeah, what if Tucker pays them? Yeah, I think he got paid for that interview. That guy needs it. I hope in money.

But I think he wants to write a book or a second snort. He wants more snortort but he'll suck. Yeah. It doesn't work out, it doesn't crack. It doesn't work out. His tooth gave up. Yeah. But also if you're a brock, you're like,

God, did that guy from the early 90s, that guy out of all the guys I fucked, that guy, like the guy with the one tooth is coming out? Yeah, like a little sucking snort, dude. But that, that, that is the worst looking one out of all of them. I know. It's also like the girl with a woman that come out on Trump. He looked up with him 40 years ago.

They're different women. Now it's just these war lots. Just, eeeh. Well, he just lost the second defamation trial. Hey, Trump, don't call her a whack job. You, if somebody accuses you and you and you even say that they're lying, you can get sued. People don't realize that.

So if somebody tells a story about you, and you say she's a liar, if you say that, you can get sued. Yeah. Because you think you would know that they can see you defamation. We call her a whack job. You're not allowed to say that. Yeah, but boy, see see you. He's a wild boy. He called her a whack job. You know how to say that. Yeah, but boy, he's right.

She's a weirdo. She's, she's, she's, she's, it's just, if you're like, if you're not able to, if you're not able to, if you're not able to, if you're not able to, if you're not able to,

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Yeah. Well, yeah. Dude, I was watching this documentary on Netflix last night. It's like the silent lady killer, but it says she was the first serial killer in Mexico. She's a woman. She's a woman. She killed like 40, but she only killed old grandmas. Look at her.

The lady of silence. Yeah, lady of silence. She only killed old grandmas. They couldn't catch her forever. Look at her. Forever. Yeah, 98, 2008, she got got I think they convict on 17 murders But they she there's like 47 at least I can't you do it the same way she would find out which old people

Will living by themselves or home alone go in there pretend she worked for the state or for the Department the letter in and she'd take either pantyhose or Electrical cords and strangle all of them not put finger prints on them. She's just strangle all of them, not put finger prints on them. She's just strangle all of them. So they knew she was strong. We'll see a luchilebrem. She'd fake one. She bought all the gear herself and hung out with the rest

of us, but never actually wrestled. That's where the, look at her though, she's strong. They thought a man was doing it. So they arrested a transgender man. He's like, I didn't do this shit because they thought it'd have to be a man to be that strong. She's just an evil psycho who got off on killing him. They go under her childhood,

that's where it stems from. Her mom sold her to an old man for a six pack of bear when she was a kid. And the old man abused her and he was old. So she combined old people and then women, her mom, and that's what she took Oh, all right. Yep, but she is handsome face. Very handsome. Man, what a what a That she's got a lot of you know when they catch her they just go in there. She was yeah, I did it. You got me

What do you want me to do like what do I do? What a weird world what a Just tall. Yeah, she's a big guy. And the Mexican government, the police, they're so stupid, dude. It just took forever. She's just killing these ladies left and right. Well, you just don't think of a lady doing it, right? Well, they had to call in help from America and from France, because France has had some horrible serial killers.

So they were like, right, here's their patterns. That's what you're gonna look for. Like, they didn't know what to do. They gave her 174 years. You know, it's like, what in the fuck is 65? Think about the tragedy of your mother selling you as a little, we chill. You know who else did that?

I can't handle it. You know who else? Charles Manson's mom sold him for a one cup of beer. You know, some people should. A cop. Some people shouldn't have children. We all know that. I have a joke about that where it's like,

I think when some people get pregnant, even God is like, oh no, it's true. And you know, like I don't know how you can do that to a child. And then you walk off. It's about walking after you've sold him for six years. I can't bear that thought. That poor kid.

I cannot do it. I can't bear the thought that a child is out there being is suffering. That's horrible. I really can't bear that thought. Not poor kid. I cannot, dude. I can't bear the thought that a child is out there being is suffering. That's horrible. I really can't. Horrible. Man. Isn't that bad?

But just the point is don't let a woman with short hair like that square jaw come into your home. Yeah, and definitely don't feature on the news. She is a brutal. Brutal, dude. That's a handsome. You're just sucking snort. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Are you excited for the fights this weekend? Should we head to Austin on Saturday? Keep for good. Yeah, we got us on Sunday. We got our shows on Friday, Covina. Covina, I think we're so good, baby. Come on, come on now.

Come on, but. So that, baby. I think there are what, 20 more tickets left, or are they? If now, that was earlier. Yeah, I know that message in me. Yeah, yeah, we have a tour together in a while I don't think we've you and I've ever not not sold out. Yeah, when we're together more of those Yeah, we're called to do the suck and snort tour

You're the suck on the snow. Oh, no I'm not suck. If you let me make that promo poster, I'll be the suck. Now you're gonna be the suck and I'm the old guy smoking. No, old snort and young suck. Old snort and suck. Old snort and suck. Old snort and suck. Old snort and suck. Old snort, young suck.

Yeah. Old snort, young suck. Suck and snort's the name of the story. That's the name of this episode. Old snort, young suck. I wanna do it so bad. That's what you wanna do. It's snort and suck. Yeah, because I mean, there's nothing wrong with snorting. Old snort to the name of this episode old I want to do it so bad We want to do it snort and suck Yeah, because I mean there's nothing wrong with snorting

Old snort, young suck Because I mean, is there anything wrong with suck? No, everyone's... Let's go through this card Because you don't say snort cocaine suck cock Yep Open and just Young old snort, young suck

Old snort Israel out of sight is Sean Stribble People may get tickets to the Suck in snort tour That's it Are you in this blast zone? Yeah Old sort Israel out of sign he's showing straight away. Maybe it tickets the sucking snort tour Are you in this blast zone? Yeah, and then we just have a the the the image is just elephant with a big trunk just snort and cocaine I don't know if anybody's gonna make that sure when I was in colombia when I was in colombia I said to him. I said how much? Because the guy was there and he was like he he was, he was, he was Mr. everything.

You know, you always get a guy who's Mr. everything there. And he goes, if you guys want this, I can get you, you know, if you want us on drugs. I go, how much is cocaine here? He says, we have, we have flavored cocaine. I can get you the best for $10. Yeah, just so prevalent.

I was like, wow. If there's a place to do cocaine, it's in Colombia. You know, there's not fentanyl in it. The Chinese haven't touched it yet. Yeah, I don't want my heart to stop though in Colombia. We don't need to snort all the cocaine. When you're in my age, you can't be doing cocaine. I agree.

It's not good. My age I'm fine right now. You got an arrow? Same shit. Oh really? They signed me up. Yeah, no, you don't want it. That's a hard sell. Don't tell me that. You know, I love that stuff. I know, I know, same shit. Oh really? They signed me up. No you don't want to. That's a hard sell, don't tell me that.

You know I love that stuff. I know I know I know. Why would you like aero, aero? This is that with a supercharger. Yeah. Well, was the best sale of all time? Boxer. Yeah, I'm become sucking store real fast.

Yeah, but the problem is if you don't know what's in blow, like they put a lot of shit in do it. In Columbia I do. You never know. Out here I would never. The amount of processing that goes into cocaine, like gasoline Yeah, you're pussy shit. Just do it. Yeah, you're in Columbia. Well, I can't do it. Yeah, oh then then you're sucking

Cuz I'll be snorting. No, I'll smoke it. No, no, no Yeah smoking I feel is better than Neffin no cocaine. Yeah, cuz you have to worry about the fentanyl and stuff I'm never smoking or is that Free-basin that's what you call for your body there. So so so so so Yeah, because you have to worry about the fentanyl and stuff. I've never smoked it. Smoking? It's free-basing. That's what you call for things. When drugs are your body, they're in a lot. So, so, so, so, so, so, uh, Richard Prior was free-basing cocaine.

Yeah, smoking it. And that's where you got cod on fire. cod on fire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The more concentration if you smoke. Yeah. It just hits your system a lot quicker. And you hit it. And it tends to make your dawn, apparently, rock hard. No, I heard it. That's not working. Okay, smoking versus snorting. Oh, yeah, snorting. I heard you got limp.

Yeah, it depends. It depends. Smoking is snorting can also cause that issue. They were cutting cocaine, I think, with like Viagra and stuff. Yeah, I don't know if that's the bad thing. Yeah, like it is. But either way, you're in Columbia, I'll split. When in Rome, when I ride, do a little of that. I would have got Jim for the, you brought up the fight card. Yeah. Because we're head toss on Saturday, do the fight. We're going to be talking to the whole thing because we're not going to be watching too much of this.

Unless you have something you're really excited about I'm I'm excited for a title of us a vote kill. I am to just some Tafa Austin Lane the fun one Can I ask my guy? I would like to get on the Marlarkies fun to watch and then uh Would it would it be weird if I went into Volkov's camp? Yes, and I and I walked in there and I said, excuse me guys, how come he's not working with the best boxing coach and just learning how to jab people in their face? Volkov? Yeah, like I never... Missed camp. But why wouldn't you use jab?

This strike is pretty good. But you're as a fighter. Why wouldn't you jab somebody to death with your arm? And I felt the same way about Struppop Stroop Never use the shaft slow, but use your So come so far away got in the heavyweight division guys are coming over the top of the right hand Because he said what it is he said he's going So when you're so your job and all day knock it all all day Okay, yeah, so you but what if you dip your head to the left? You might get neat or kicked you kicked in the face Did you dip your head to the left? Yeah? Yeah, so do this not give these guys tips.

No, no, no. I got it. No. No, it's for dust and no. So that's what happens then. So if you're in a heavyweight, so tie two of us, I'll go with time it and just come over. Yeah, and they're gonna eat the jab

and come over the top all day. Oh, they'll eat the jab. Eat it, just to land the right hand. Oh, fuck. So the jab's not gonna end the fight. Okay. But I mean, obviously the narrative on this entire card, and hopefully it picks up with the press conference, but Sean Strickland is he.

So we'll see. Now, this is Strickland's verbatim word for word that he did interview, I forget which outlet. And they go, obviously, Izzy's kind of downfall, if you want to pick something, is his grappling is wrestling. And they go, Sean, are you planning to go on there and use your wrestling? He goes, you would think, but then I'd get in there and I just, I go into retard mode. That's it.

All right, man. He's just gonna be like, all right, man. Well, I'm gonna stand there and bang. It'll be a 30 second fight if he does that. I don't think he's that dumb. We'll see. He's gonna try to wrestle him. We'll get a combination of that. I think he's he's that dumb. We'll see. He's gonna try to rest one.

We'll get a combination that I think I think he's gonna realize it's tougher to take his he down He think everyone thinks cuz Yon did it. It's easy. No, he's a savage when he knows that's his downfall So he's been working on that you know, I just I just don't see a path to victory for Sean Strickland It's a tough one. I like Sean. I just don't see his what you take on tie to a vasha It's a tough one. I like Sean. I just don't see his what you take on tie to a vasa He's far more times. Yeah, tie to a vasa. I'm Australia special Volkov's he's been top seven for what I can damn their 10 years Yeah, that's a tough fight for for tie for sure really yeah But who doesn't like tie to well tied to a lot of each we can take so much he can take a lot of punishment unless he's fighting

What's his name? You know you can see it's like you got You got Sergay Pavley Sergei and Serragon yeah, yeah top of the top top top pop pop pop pop It's just Sergei's time. It's Bivoc to got him out of there. What guy you can't, you can't, even though you have a face-eye. All the heavy hitters, I mean, he beat Derek Lewis. I was like a flip the coin there. But he's lost these high level guys, like Dos Santos high level,

Spivik's high level, Derek Lewis, Cyril Gond, Sergey Pavlat, the real high level guys. His brawling style, he gets in trouble. and Volkov's a technician be a tough fight for Tough fight, but he always has that one chance How tall is Volkov six seven six seven. Yeah, I'm pretty sick. Seven. Yep. Yeah, I trained with him at a black house Did you really? Yeah, did you spar or you? Yeah, I'll be a spar spar yeah really yeah, he's a beast Jesus Christ Sparring with giant guys like that. That must be so much fun on a Tuesday Fuck off

Take it out. I read you snore in God It's Tuesday black house and you walk in and you've got to go you got to go fuck with Volkov You got to go that's my sparring partner. Like his big legs, shins, something's going to get hurt. You know who's the exact same size, but more skilled with Alexander Gessvin? Oh, dude.

I've never seen anything like, and I mean, I've trained with John. John was so dominant, it's hard to tell how good he was, but obviously the best to ever do it. But Alexander Gessvin, in his prime, best I've ever seen in the gym. I was at that fight live when he basically tied with John. They looked like they they were both so fucked up after that fight. That's that's what I beat. Mintrio. Same card. That's right. That's why I was there. Choked him out. That's why you went. That's right.

And then and then you sucked and snorted after. Remember did buddy. You sucked me while I snorted. You. Yep. I kept saying yeah, yeah big ult you took you took giant Mitrion and I said 10 your baby elephant what yeah got him in that dark stroke. Yep first round Mitrion give a thumbs up. Yeah, they went to sleep Yeah, that was tough. Yeah, did you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, that's my shit, but um Remember that and then there was Yeah, but the cards the bottom line back to the card. It's not a great card. No I don't know Michael Cape for the Believe this on Melca no cop. Yeah, man. No cop Justin tof Austin Lane's a fun one that should end pretty quick. That's a rematch too because

Justin tof got it. I get a high hook in. Austin Lane used to play in the NFL. Mm-hmm. Yep. He hasn't been fighting that long, but he came off data like contender series. Scott. Yeah, fast forward. But again, there's not enough hours in the day

to get to the top. 660. They play at Murray State. Murray State. Yeah, he said he had what a four-year career? Yeah, that's what it looks like. And it on my baby. 66265. That means he's cutting a 65. Jesus Christ. Giant guy. There's just enough hours that they make up for technique.

Nope. How long has he been training? Not too long. I'll see Super gifted athletically. Yeah. Tatted up. Yeah. It's a big fella. Looking for a snort and suck this Saturday in Australia, dude. Look at that. Ready.

It's going to be fun, though. I'm glad we're doing comparing for. First Samoa as you from. All right, what do you got, Chin? Oh, actually. Let's start with the... You're drinking already, huh, Chin? Me and Georgie, because we thought we were going to go get dinner tonight.

We're doing tomorrow. All right, no, not dinner. I've never said dinner. Oh, we're not sure, whatever. It would be in like a celebration. Yeah. Let's see here. Georgie, I need your help on this.

I'll tell you what, speak it a snort in a second. I'll tell you something, I's see here. George, I need your help on this. I'll tell you what, speak it a snort and suck. And I'll tell you something, I gobble down. You gobble down? Dude, can I ask you a question? You want to get in the hospital? You know, my truck has a supercharger?

Yeah. My brain right now? Inline, what's going on with your brain? Oh, dude, I'm a little foggy. I feel like a V6. You want to get in the sun? You want to get flow state? You want to get some mental clarity?

Yeah, I could use it. You want to bring stress levels down? When I want my creativity to some, you want to get flow state, you want to get some mental clarity? Yeah, I could use it. You want to bring stress levels down. Well, I want my creativity to spark up and it's my brain saying quizzing, snorting suck. Yeah, I take a little, this little magic mind for mental clarity because it is magic. Yep. And before your mind, you'll get into a flow state. I'll tell you that much, right? Make sure you feel present.

Here's what I notice. I might, my tongue and my brain link up. They link up, and I'm glad you reminded me of this because I forgot we had this. You know what I like about too? I feel less stressed when I'm on this stuff, man. A little distresser. I like the taste.

I start, I stop thinking about snorting and suck when I take this. Yeah, and I like the taste. Every time, every time people take, they go like this, they go, they taste it. And they look at it and they go, ooh. Yeah, think of lickin' a lawnmower with stevia. Yeah.

Think of you put stevia all over your grass? I like grass, I love that grassy. Like I love wheat, shuck. Yeah, I love all that. For me it tastes like, it's kind of tangy. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, there's like some lemonade maybe yes something like that

It feels like that's where you feel you like a lemonade you bottled in the OG Venice What's this Well, I was on how I'm sure mother. Yeah, so let's see if you can do it here. I was on family matters What are we doing here? It's just great. How are you in a second? I love these games, Chen? Do you know I really do I This is great. I'll tell you in a second. I love these games, Chen. Do you know? I really do. I beat the shit out of you. That's fun.

Did you have fun? Yeah, fun though. All right, let me set this up real quick. Okay, so these are sitcom theme songs. And for those of you who want to play along, the options are Full House, how I met your mother family matters Taxi the office step-by-step and three's company and it was tough because okay

So by the way on the right side of it you see there's a checkbox on the left. Yeah, that's just that's just to see Which one you got right but the right side just write down the number what you thought okay? Here we go theme songs theme song Theme songs, sitcom theme songs. And it's tough because I'm younger than Brian, I'm older than Bren. So I had to like pick, you know, sitcoms between those sides. So, there we go.

There we go. So here's the first one. I think this is the easiest. I'll play it for just a little bit. If you don't get this, you're more on. Oh, I gotta think about it. You stupid. And I can only play for a little bit because I don't want to get flagged. Yeah, you stupid.

You got it? You're stupid. You got it? Yeah. Alright, next one, number two. Come on knock on our door. come on knock on my door, that's how you're waiting for you, we'll be waiting for you You got him? Yeah

Alright, number three Whatever happened to you's predictability, the milkman, the paperboy, he and Tee-ee That's it? Mmm It's not that easy, I remember going through this one It's pretty easy I mean, it's pretty easy but you think I want to let it go

I only read all these books and I never watch it Number four I bet you got that one, you old f***er. Oh, I got this one. Shut up, you're shut up. Number five. You're so bad, because you got this day and age. That's it. To read in the newspaper. Yeah, you don't get, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, bad, bad, you're so bad, you're I think Brandon's gonna sweep this. Maybe I need to hear the theme. You see, that's the thing.

I can't. Of course. Okay. I'll play one more time just for this one. I think I broke it. She not always lost. But it would be the future. I think I could play the cost you want.

Will there ever be a second term around? Got it? Oh, man. I think Brandon's gonna sweep this. Maybe I need to hear the theme. You see, that's the thing. I can't. Of course.

I'll play one more time just for this one. I think I broke it. She not always lost. But it would be the future Could you pay the cost you want? Will there ever be a secret turn? The reason why I didn't put the entire song is because the chorus has the name of the song in it. Oh, when the tears are all around me Good enough? Last time we saved my life. All right, that's enough.

Okay, last one. Hold on, hold on. We're on six, right okay last one we did seven last time so we'll do seven again for this one all right So seven hold on all right over no on six no no, we're gonna be on seven right now. I'm gonna play you seven oh Okay We're gonna think it's super serious. Go ahead. You ready? This is number seven, last one. We get it? Yep, we got it.

I think I'm going to win this. Yeah, right. I'm confused on two of them. Here's the winning answers. So, George and I are going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this.

I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win. I think I'm gonna win this.

Yeah, right. I'm confused on two of them. Here's the winning answer. So, George, you want to announce the winner? All right. Two number one is the office. Who? Yes.

Check. Yes. I'm talking, if I got, I'm either perfect or I miss two. Two number two, three's company. Yes. Yes. Two number three, full house.

Fuck. Too easy. Fuck. Two number four, taxi. Yes. I feel like he both got that one. Two number five, family matters. Fuck!

That's where it gets confused. That's where I fucked up. Yes, he. Two number six, step by step. That's where I told you, I missed two. Yes. And two number seven, how I met your... Yes!

Yes! Yes! There's no way Brian won this one, is it? How many did you get right? I got one, two, three two three five five? I got five Oh, so it's a tie looks like because I got confused on family matters and I told you it seems like it's easy to The course I can't believe I guess try guess right though. I didn't know about I was on power met your mother Yeah, that's and I know I've never yeah, how are you my mother? I didn't watch the

episodes that was good though you guys did what five five So I'm one one and you won the last one I don't know that last one's 10 eight round Wait, we did like we did the we did the Asian voices Asian faces. Yeah, does he have downs and then? So Brian one of the first one right? I did, you know, so Brian won the first one, right? I did that on my own. Brian won the second one. Right, Brian, you won the first one? I don't.

Yeah, I won the first one. It was a lane one, the first one, the second. So you guys are tied, basically. Yeah, we're up. Oh, this is good. So who sucks and who snores? It's good. You should do like animal sounds,

like the roars of difference. That's a good idea. Oh, that's kind of stupid, right? I have the little thing that spins and it lands on me. Or just sounds that animals make, you know? No, that's a good idea. That's kind of stupid, right? I have the little thing that spins and it lands on me. Or just sounds that animals make, you know. No, that's a good idea. I'll figure it out. Dude, do your animal fart. Oh, that's good.

That's like animal hissing. Animal hissing. Animal hissing. Is cool. There's a one. Dude, my fucking bear dragon hissed at me last night. I'm going to slap the shit out of a stupid lizard. You should.

It's going to be a lie. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I'm not hitting that should. It's gone all you like. I can't. You're not hitting that dragon. No, don't take it. He's me. Don't look at that. He's not hitting that.

He's clear. I put a heating pad and he's not nice. What do you got, dude? Alright. I'm obsessed with that aerodyne bike because I hate it so much. That's cool. Cool. So Conor McGregor was awarded his black belt

from John Kavanaugh recently. And at the biggest thing about this story is like, how many people are talking smack for some reason? Well, it took place at the Alta training program. Well, you even Alta here? No, this is there. Oh, gotcha. Well, even Kaby was like, who the fuck gave you your black belt? Yeah

Different levels of black belt, you know Yeah, well, they did post this cool thing where Connor like in 2012 was like I want my black belt Two million dollars in the bank. Yeah, two championship belts like he's achieved everything and his coach Kavanaugh Respond back goes I'll be you have two million on you right now and cash That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's a really cool one. Good for him though. Yeah, we're sure.

That's a real black belt. Yeah. So this, yeah, it's a real black belt. Yeah, it's black. Well, some guys get their black belts. Like there's, there's a big difference between a competition guy who competes in and just nine day, nine day, right?

Conor's not that guy. No. No. So, depending on what you say real is, you know? Yeah. Well, it's an MMA block, but that's real, right? He's, what would you say is the difference? Like some stuff in competition to Jiu-Jitsu,

obviously, doesn't work in MMA. No, not even that. Like, it's just, you know, those guys that are dedicated to Jitsu, you know, it's just different. Different to Jitsu. And it depends on your teacher or your friend. It depends on your teacher.

I know some guys, because they're friends with a teacher after 12 years, you know, they got their black belt eventually, you know, now are they as good as a, you know, a blue belt from Hanzo's or Mali's, since now they get destroyed. I'm glad you said that because you're a blue belt. I'm a handsome blue belt. Okay, we understand each other now. Yeah, do we understand each other? Doesn't matter and I and I will say this with all respect and

You know we've we've tangled with tough. I've never opened up on you. I know that. I appreciate it, right? I've never truly opened up on you But in my heart, I believe we say say after the show's in Covina on Friday, while I look around the room, I go, I get the snort down when he's somebody's sock and you're just in that room. You have no choice, right? So what's interesting about that is that, because I could literally force,

I could open up your stupid, old, cryptic mouth and just use as a hole. One handed. So it's interesting to say that because I've, old, cryptic mouth, and just use as a whole. One hand. So it's interesting you say that, because I've, and I really mean this, we've never gone real takedowns in the sense that I'm not gonna shoot on you. Sure.

We've never gone on, like, literally just tangling, and I believe in my heart that I could get behind you. Sure. Cause you have tendencies and you make mistakes. And let's, if you don't, if I win that battle, you get a suck and provide the snort. Hey, if I get behind you, you're not getting me in front of you. Right? Crab up on your ass. And you're going to feel what feels like a fucking school bus parked in your ass. Oh!

Okay. Yeah. It's disgusting. That's it. Is it though? Oh, man. I feel like why are you beating my earlobe? Why are you biting on top of my cartilage, fucking my tortellini ear?

Yeah. And why do I, why is there a school bus parked in my shitter? They go to a happy place. And then you go to your happy place. Wherever that is because We doing a little sinclair. You just say history boy Obama man What's this here? Oh, okay? So this is I think it open workouts for you see 293 and this is is your out of sign you say and something I'll just play for you Like hands up if you were here

I can't Like hands up if you were here you just hand up There's my team yeah Because he beat him for the belt Said hands up if you're there when I when I won the belt to on 19 raw wittakers in the crowd races Yeah, so here That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. That's really cool.

All right, here's something that went viral. It's a Maryland cop and he's hooking up with this chick. And by the way, he's like doing it so like lack of daisicle. There's like a family in front of him. He didn't care. So I'll play this video. Oh yeah, we got a video of him playing hanky-panky. Yep.

Yeah. That's fucking snort. So there's some family filming him with kids around him too. And what was she? It was in the sand. By the way, he's cheating on his wife here. So that's another part of this viral story. It's got an apple bottom on him too. So you can see they're walking towards the back. Oh, she's tiny. Police car. He's big. She's tiny. She might be a cute. He's raw card right now, by the way. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This kid's right around, which is weird. Maybe they have to be like that. That is a careless, that's a careless act. The most careless. Yeah. But where's this ad?

This isn't America. It's in Maryland. That's Maryland. That's Maryland. That's what it looks like in a while. Maryland. That's Maryland. Yeah, so that's his girl. Wait, that's the girl hold on. That's his wife. Hold on, that's the wife. Yeah, this guy is doing her. And she was like, you know, she obviously the video is so viral that she has to see it all the time, which sucks for her. Yeah, you got to respect everybody in this, like this leave it alone, you know, sucks for her. Yeah, you gotta respect everybody in this,

like this leave it alone, you know. Keep scrolling down. Yeah, but so this is tough for her. It's tough for her. Apparently this is also in Maryland, another cop and another chick. Well, these Maryland cops are, wow. Like, like cops.

But we don't know what's happening here. It just looks. That's not happening. Why are these Mexicans ratting out all these cops? Yeah, hey guys. It's just Mexin. I don't know what's going on exactly. Well, you know, it's just a video of her just going in this cop car. Who knows what happened there?

Dude, these cops are... I'm sure you know where they're going. I'm sure they're going to show the backseat of the car. Yeah, maybe it was like a... You know, it's like a field trip. Yeah, it's tough. She's got he's got kids Maybe it's a field trip to cops houses on fire his houses on fire right now It's a field trip to come down USA. That's that's a ride along. Yeah, you know

I mean I don't Buddy's brother was a cop I won't say where but he got fired because he kept arresting prostitutes. He's like, I gotta take in, unless. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Well, there was a cop's bill.

There was a cop I met through an actor here in Los Angeles when I was 28 years old. And he was telling a story. Then I was just like, he's no longer a cop anymore because he was, but he was like, you know, the thing is she was drunk and I was like, what do you do for a living, honey? And she was like, I'm a parallel league, and he goes, well, you can kiss that job, goodbye.

Cause I'm gonna pound your car, and then she's like, well, is there anything I can do? Anything, he's like, I'm pounding that. And then I then she's like, well, is there anything I can do anything? Is that impoundment? Yeah, I thought to myself, I'd drink and drive. I don't want to be a hypocrite. I'll let you off, you take care of the kid. Somebody told me this story.

So did she do it? Third party from another famous comedian. So did she do the, and yes, they got in the back seat and they got it on. And then he got on the side of the highway in Jersey. They got fired? He got side of the highway in Jersey. They got fired? He got fired later on for other reasons. Like I think shaking down drum dealers.

There was a lot of stuff he was doing. If you're gonna do that, you're probably gonna do a lot of other things. Yeah, it's like your first time. Yeah, I always say that. If you got caught stealing, if you got caught lying, if you got caught doing bad shit,

you have a history of doing bad shit. It's not, that's just the first time you got time you got to tell the DA here in California that. Oh, dude. I mean, yeah, this new guy Craig Mitchell, I'm voting for him. He was a school teacher forever. I sent it to Rogan. I said, Rogan, get this guy on your podcast. He was a DA, he was a school teacher for 14 years. He was a prosecutor for 11 years in LA. And then he's been a judge. I think he's been a Supreme Court judge. No, he's been a federal judge.

No, he's been a state judge. Okay. But he said, the things I've seen in my courtroom are so outrageous because of this gas gun. His office, just a bunch of assholes. Who just think it's fine? The guy got stabbed 13 times and Gaston's office said it was assault, not attempted murder. 13 times, you almost died running the pig.

Gaston's bad, bad. He's like assault. I would've got you. It's warm in here, bro. It's warm. I create a lot of heat. It might be the magic mine. Feeling the flow state, feeling better. I feel better by I'm hot because the AC they decide to cut down on the 80% somehow. Do you do better? You do very well in the

cold. I do well in all, but I would, you know, I'd prefer in my studio to be cold. Yeah. But you know, in the middle of the summer. You have no problem with the cold. Like when you play football, we were like, oh, it's not cold. No, no, no, cause I'm not pussy, right? But, I could not do that. No, it's not for you. So when you played in the real cold, so I've always, we'd have guys like you, it's sucking. But when you're hitting each other and it's that cold,

it's gotta be awful. How the fuck do you deal with that shit? You know, you just play ball. Did you ever play with the guys who play with no sleeves? Show everybody? I don't know where sleeves man. Really? No.

It's a psychological thing. No,. I don't know where sleeves man. Really? No. Is it a psychological thing? No, it's just a bit of a... I have like a down jacket on under my shit. Yeah, you won't be on the field though, right? You don't know. Yeah. We got to... Alright, so this is more like, you know,

rumor mill stuff, but there's, there's something that was going on between Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. I heard they got Doris. They're gonna go to the thrones.. They're gonna be the thrones. Yeah, that's why I brought it up because you guys are both huge fans of Game of Thrones. And apparently the thing that broke the straw that broke the camel's back was some sort of footage, either it was like a video footage or some audio thing

on their green camera where Joe Jonas wanted to get a divorce. Yeah, she had a... Apparently she likes to party a lot. He likes to say home. So whatever. She said something. He probably heard some shit. Yeah, and then he was like, that's the last thing. Yeah, and they probably, she was probably out of the box.

She's probably like, he's so boring. I'm trying to suck and snort, which is kind of hot. Yeah, that's what I call. It's what I like. I like that our boy, Jay Moore got married to Jeannie Busce. That's right. Have that too. Celebration. There we goanne bus. That's right. Have that's you celebration. There we go. Yeah, I'm Gratz Jay Moore one of the funniest people on the planet. That was the best. He posted great picture

Yeah, not that one. Who's that guy? I don't know. Oh my god. No, but he no there we go That's so cool. I got to Lakeers. I heard that um He was he and Joe Koy were hilarious. Oh man. Yeah, Joe Koy is a monster. Joe Koy crashed. So funny. He was, he was sitting, it's not good to see. I'm gonna go on.

What? You're next? I'm gonna go on. All right. Dude, 30 minutes of just improv and crush it. Yeah. Just straight off the dome, such a savage. And then we get done around midnight,

you guys, you wanna go get tattoos? Psh, what? It's midnight, Joe. He goes, I don't get this tattoo artist, man. I do want one, but I'm like, and he goes, yeah, I'm gonna get this full sleeve. I'm like, bro, you're gonna be up to seven in the morning. I'm, and he's like, you'll go after him, like,

not on them. Hey, he flies private, it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. Different animal. When you fly private, you'll go after him. Like, nah, nah. He flies private, it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, different animal. When you fly private, you can do whatever you want. He's in movies. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What does he get, Jim?

All right. This is pretty impressive. This is in Nebraska. Women's volleyball team that filled up the stadium with 90,000 fans. Enjoy them beating whoever they beat, because my CEO, Buster, and beat the shit out of a month Saturday at 10 a.m

Well, I mean this is super impressive. Yeah, that's volleyball all right. Yeah, but I mean It's 9000 people that's what I'm saying that's incredible. I mean 1000 people for volleyball. They're good too Yeah, that women's team's good, but I mean that's that's that's I think the biggest women's event of all time, right? Yeah, how is it that they're that interested in volleyball? I have no clue. Oh, I know, because Nebraska they have nothing to do and that team dominates. I mean, you're in the nosebleed seats watching volleyball.

That's impressive. You're very welcome. I hope Nebraska won. Yeah. Oh, they won. Yeah, they won. And Georgia's has this. This is great.

This is from the new Tyson Fury Netflix doc. Have you been watching? Is it good? I watched the first two episodes. It's really good. Yeah, he's such a character. All right, here we go. What, let me refresh. Come on, Shane. It's a computer, bro. And go. Let's give it a sec. Try this. One of these days it'll happen Oh, he's cute. Oh, that's not playing well

What a cutie pie Let me refresh again our dialer better. That's not working right now. I think like the computer's just too hot It is hot in here. Yeah. Computer's hot. I'm afraid these cameras might die too. I always try to get going then, huh? See if this works.

He has a bow touch. So he tries... Well, you get the point. You try cutting his own hair? Yeah. Get up there, Ryan Donnelly! I bet he's a he's a fun man. Oh my god, that's hilarious. I bet he's a fun dad. It's this show's so good. I'll start watching because I love them. Oh, he's cute. I'd be like, he's so cute. I won't spoil anything, but there he is. Oh my god, he's so cute.

He's so cute. They keep such a similar lifestyle, no matter all these fights that he's gaining money, it's just like going away and he's just taking his wife on cute little date. That's what keeps you grounded man in the insanity, boy. Dude, I did the opposite. So I grew my hair out for my kids. So they're cut like me.

They both, I had their hair long, and I was like, oh, he's like, down on the way you doing it. I'll do it. That's why my hair's long for them. That exact cut. I got some thick hair. Oh, yeah, I mean bossies here's long And that ain't gonna be gray in about 10 years, but it's not gonna look bad. No, I mean, I'll be that silver fox Yeah, you're gonna be big old so I'll also be getting snorts and socks all hundred percent So he has snort and suck and this tour is hitting Kovina California. The thing's sold out Spoken Washington September 21st to the 23rd.

Then me and Snort Fest here. Skank Fest, Vegas September 29th. We're doing a live podcast right? We're doing a live, finally kid with the Skank Fest boys. And APM on Friday. Can't wait. Yep, and that's what we do on the 29th. Debuke Iowa.

Debuke. Debuke. Debuke. Iowa, never heard of it. Debuke Iowa, I'm there October 13th on the 29th. Debuke Iowa. Debuke. Debuke. Debuke. Iowa, never heard of it. Debuke Iowa, I'm there October 13th through the 14th that's Friday Saturday. San Jose just got announced. San Jose improv, one night only, quick trip.

Thursday, October 19th, that just went on sale. Two shows. San Jose, October 19th, San Jose improv. Niagara Falls, November 4th through the 5th. Chicago just got added in December, that's December 8th through the ninth. And I am gonna be at the funny bone in Omaha. Ladies and gentlemen, September 15 and 16,

I am no longer at the King Center in Melbourne, Florida. And I'm not gonna be doing the Genesee Theater, I don't believe September 24th in Milwaukee, and we're gonna reschedule those. Cause something came up, so I have to reschedule, I apologize to everybody about that. But come see me at the Omaha Funny Bone. September 15th, 16th, Friday, Saturday,

we gotta rock and roll, let's go. Is that it? That's it. I, kids, love you. Go buffs.