The Fighter & The Kid - The Punt God: Matt Araiza | TFATK Ep. 895
Episode Date: May 18, 2023Matt Araiza joins Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen (Bryan eventually made it..) and the guys discuss how he became a record breaking punter, being vindicated from false news and be...ing grateful for what he has despite it, starting off as a soccer player, current events around the world including multiple shark attacks and much more! House Of Macadamias - For a limited time TFAK listeners get a free box of Namibian Sea Salted Macadamia (worth $35) with their first purchase on houseofmacadamias.com/TFAK + 20% OFF your whole order with TFAK code. Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk
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Be we got a very special guest on the show very special guest. I reached out to this beautiful young man
You might know him as the punt God. Yep. Yep. I call him I call him Marvel smooth Marvel smooth smooth the the
The next great Mexican and NFL football
Mexican American and white we call him Maddie Maddie boy
Mad the punt God is on the show
Crazy story this poor kid was falsely accused, lost his job in the NFL, the Buffalo
Bills. Now the truth's come out. He's been completely vindicated. So we brought him the
show to just speak his truth. Get his, get his, get his, huge supporter here. Yeah, I
absolutely love this kid. You guys are gonna love him. Before you jump in the show, be, uh, I'm
at the ice house this Friday, this Friday, Shobbing F and for ice house in Pasadena. That's right.
20 tickets left.
It's Sam Tripoli, Nikki Peris, Jeff Dye.
We got a great lineup.
It's good.
Yep, that's at the ice house.
8 p.m. show, one show only.
And as far as tour, I'm back on tour, starting June 2nd through the 4th,
LaHoya, California.
That's at the comedy store, LaHoya in California.
Come get you some outside San Diego.
That is a Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
And then June 15th, I'm jumping on over the pond.
Belfast starts June 15th.
So it's Belfast, one show only in every city, theater run.
Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester, London lad.
Cardiff.
Cardiff.
Dublin, Dublin. And Dublin, I end end the tour June 25th in Dublin.
So come get some tickets at thickboy.com. What do you got to be? I'm going to be in, I will
be at the helium comedy club Philadelphia, May 26th, May 27th, May 28th. I'm doing a Sunday
show. Yeah. So flying in early on Monday, the 29th,
I'll see you then.
Should be fun.
It's land and drive.
I feel you.
It's gonna be a good time.
So there I am and there you are.
So we'll see you then, kids.
And the end of the month, June 29th,
comedy works in Denver.
Go to my hometown, my mom is gonna want tickets,
my daddy, my brother probably be there.
I got every one of them in my life.
Damn right, you do.
Come on, hair transplant, come on, hair.
Just, I need darker hair and more of it.
You get your own TNT and shave your head.
Yup, and tighten this up a little bit, just a little bit.
Grab God.
Yeah, tighten it up.
Yes we did, cause we got it again.
It's the fight of the kid.
This is really the fight only again.
This is really the fight in the kid.
Come on, buddy.
Ready?
Yes.
All right, Brian Callins running a tad late as usual, but we are here with Matt Arisa,
aka the punt god.
Thank you for having me, man.
This is awesome.
Do you get, is it a little cringey for you
when people call you the punt god?
There's a lot of pressure when you refer to as the punt god.
Yeah, a little bit uncomfortable.
Is it?
I've learned recently, I mean,
people are gonna say whatever they want, so.
Oh, take the good.
When you sign with the team,
I'm create my own jersey and say punt god on the back.
I refuse to call you anything else.
Okay, thank you. The pleasure. I mean, but think about it. I mean, it makes sense though, because,
you know, obviously we're going to get to the darkness of this interview, but the
put God your Ray Guy award winner. You're what are you the second ever all-American out
of San Diego State? Yes. Yes. Yeah. You're unanimous. Yeah. You're unanimous. First team
unanimous. All American. You. These guys don what they're dealing with here, man. You're walking
legend in San Diego. So the, the punt God name kind of fits. It came from the, the team.
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But I know some some reporter on Twitter just came up with it and it just ran ran wild
It's stuck because it you know punters usually don't get a ton of airtime
You know they really don't but you did and I think it's a good thing because that's how you got a my radar
Is when you're in college
And I see I'm in L.A. So the Santa you state games are on but a lot of it was the punk God the punk I'm like I got to check this
Punk God out man, and you did not disappoint you. Thank you. Yeah, you can put your ass off
Thank you. Yeah, it was a fun season
It was a great year kind of put myself on the map and use all that momentum to head to the league
Yeah, man, and also the league needs more Mexicans.
Let's be honest.
They do.
Yeah.
He's half Mexican, you fuck.
Like you say,
because I need to get to show a little respect.
We got plenty of respect.
We got half Mexican, dude.
So that's why I, you know,
my kids are half Mexican.
My wife is, I mean, full blown Mexican, dude.
And you're dad's Mexicans.
Yes. Yeah. like actual Mexican or like
Taco Bell or an MX no born in Mexico. Oh wow Mexico didn't speak English. You know what I'm hard? Yeah, Mexico
Okay, yeah, I'm pretty close to the border. Yeah, yeah super close my girls from Guadalajara. Okay, then you know
I love and y'all big time go dude. It is the Super Ball every time he fights. Is your, in your mom's straight white girl?
She is from Arkansas.
Oh, dude.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I got it, man.
Hell yeah, that's as wide as it gets.
Yeah, same dude.
My kids, he actually, this is what I picture my son,
my oldest tiger looking like when he grows up.
I take my wife and came and I go, this dude's a dime.
He's gonna look like Tiger when tigers his age.
That's right.
It's weird because in hindsight,
one of the reasons you're here is
obviously you got railroaded
through a situation that you had no control over.
And I think it's good,
this came about because for those of you that don't know is Matt
Got drafted in the sixth round by the Buffalo Bills Buffalo Bills players. You played in one more game than I did
so
Where Buffalo Bills alumni here so Matt gets drafted the back story here Matt gets drafted and
In the preseason allegations came out that you know we're
outrageous. These allegations came out and I'll let you speak to those certain allegations
if you want. And so without any evidence or anything that NFL kicks him off the team, kicks
him off the Buffalo Bills, last going into the last preseason game. Yes. Kicks him off the Buffalo Bills last going into the last preseason game. Yes, kicks him out and the headlines are
Hattrocious. It's like this girl's gang raping all the stuff and it's like, oh my god
So without any evidence the the Buffalo Bills kick you off the team
Then we don't hear anything. We don't hear anything. It's a civil lawsuit, right? We don't hear anything and then
suit, right? We don't hear anything. And then on bonones to me, the actual papers and the prosecution files and all the evidence comes out in December of 2022. But that doesn't
make news. And then last week, I get an alert on my phone. It was probably, I forget,
it might have been a Yahoo Sports News article that says, you know, Matt, you
know, comes out that he was even at this party.
Was it at this party with this girl says, you know, that she was raped and all the stuff
gang raped?
You weren't even at the party.
And so it fully vindicates you.
And then my whole thing with that was like, hold up.
I saw the onslaught of all the major media outlets from the NFL network, ESPN, Fox, EU name,
it richizing, you frickin' name, it just bashing your name, and I saw no coverage on this.
Like this ain't right, Matt.
So I tweeted out, where's your news coverage now?
Where's all the articles that this poor kid has lost his childhood dream playing the NFL was at the frickin'
goal line to play and start in the NFL
for the Buffalo Bills that gets taken from them
for no reason, for no reason.
Where's this coverage?
Now this evidence is out, so I blasted it out.
It's the biggest we ever had, it gets seven million views.
All seven million.
Oh yeah, insane, yeah.
Slight flexed.
So all these comments, people showing you support and Tom my book. I go dude
We gotta get man on the show. I go. I don't know if he's open and talk about it
I'm a huge fan of the fan of his in college. I
People that watch a show know how I get down. I do not
I do I don't roll like this like this kid needs to get his word out there if he's down talk about let's do it
He hit you up. You like let's do it. I'm San Diego. Here you are Brian is super disrespectful
Showed up late to be fair though. He's 56 years old. He's gonna die any day now, but he's trying to make it
So for you I can't a mat when you walk down I go I can't imagine what you and your family have been through man
I cannot fucking imagine what you guys have been through.
No, it's been brutal.
It's been brutal, especially knowing the truth the whole time,
knowing that the evidence existed
and just that no one cared about it.
That was the craziest thing.
I mean, when the DA and now it's no charge of December 7th
and put out this whole list of reasons why,
35 witness interviews, two terabytes of data,
DNA testing, videos of the incident itself,
videos of the incident itself.
Sex types, you tell us.
And actual sex types.
And still, the narrative didn't change
until about a week ago.
And people like you who had the balls to talk about it,
so I really appreciate that.
Yeah, I mean, anyone who's not should be ashamed of themselves,
especially these major media outlets,
because listen, I'm not that big of a deal,
but those people out there on ESPN Fox,
to me, it's their duty as journalists
to refer to themselves as journalists and analysts.
You have to play both sides here.
You have to play both sides.
So when I saw the evidence and the actual,
the whole prosecution's evidence, it's like you know, the whole prosecution's evidence.
It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So now I assume, so you got your whole dream
taken away from me with the Buffalo Bills,
they, in these major corporations have no balls.
They're like, get, we're done with them.
I'm like, no, this can't be the way this story ends.
Their has, the story is, okay, we all made a mistake.
Let's apologize
Then I would assume every 32 NFL teams like well, we want this kid
You know, so I assume that's how this should go you would think if if the world's
The way we want it to be the world we want to live in the story ends with you
Kicking in pro balls playing for you know a major team kicking super balls, that's how the story should end.
I hope so, I mean, I see the light at the end of the tunnel,
but it's tough to make it back to the NFL
once you become a free agent.
I mean, it's not easy.
You get a call and at any moment,
you have to be able to go perform
and get a tryout and stuff like that.
But also, there's just a hesitation,
especially being a specialist, you know?
I mean, there's just not.
It's a pie.
Let's be honest, Brian would be here if I was a quarterback.
You're right, it's be real.
So, if you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shoot, but you're right, you're right.
If you were a star quarterback,
Brian would have been here 30 minutes earlier.
Yeah, he would have been here an hour earlier.
Yeah, Joe Burrell's here.
He is on time.
We'll be playing catch in the street.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, you're so right, dude.
Yeah, that's the other thing,
because it's not like, I think for NFL teams,
there's a little bit of it is,
and this is no shade on you,
but they're like, he's a punter.
It's not worth it.
Like, we can find another punter,
even though you're this outlier
once in a generational talent,
Ray Guy Award winner, the punt God for a reason,
you know, all American, you know,
he have all this talent,
but they're like, it's still punter,
so it's not worth the risk.
Okay, fine at the time, I guess, fine, I can understand it.
But now that evidence is out,
all 32 teams should be calling you to.
If my Denver Broncos don't call you,
I mean, hey Sean Payton, get your shit together,
you guys suck dude.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, get your shit together.
It's the right thing to do, man.
And all I'm asking for NFL teams,
I'll take your talent, I'll bet on you all day.
Just give him a shot.
Yeah.
Put them in, you have a reputter?
Okay, good.
Let Madden.
Tell me who's better.
That's all we're asking for.
Yeah, I'm not asking for a $20 million sign bonus.
Give him a shot, see what happens.
I'll put my money on you dude.
That's all we need, that's all I want.
I just want a chance to go into pre-season game
and compete, you know, that's all I want.
I think it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
Yeah, getting to it happen.
You can take a little bit of time.
There he is, it sandals it all.
Right on time, sir.
Right on time, I apologize.
No, no worries at all.
He did say if he was a quarterback,
you would have been in there earlier. Hey, don't, brother. Yeah did say if he was a quarterback, you would have been here earlier. Hey, don't
Okay, nice to meet you got a big hand on you kid take it
Is it so he's half Mexican half white is he not tiger in 20 years?
Tiger 20 years. I see my son. I'm bringing up right now. Okay. I mean, I mean, I'm very happy with the athleticism
Oh, well, thank you. Thank you.
That's youth, too.
Isn't it weird?
Look at this.
That's Tiger there.
That's my son there.
Oh, I met you.
Oh, I can see it.
I met you.
You look like that.
That guy.
I know.
You still look a little bit better.
Not as good.
You were 20.
I mean, how old are you?
I'm 23 yesterday.
Okay, sure.
Have you reached, have you hit puberty yet?
No, not yet.
Hopefully soon. Hopefully soon. That's so young. Dude, I'm so hungry man, I just wish I had
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Every morning.
Oh, let's get, I crack back,
I crack back like this.
Yep.
Let's get nutty.
And if I say we're lovers and I stay home
and keep the house clean and all,
I'm like, careful of them, mombas.
Don't be reaching into the branches. I'm not saying you have to, you have to believe this all, I'm like, careful of them, mom, but don't they reach into the branches.
I'll say, you have to,
you have to believe this, that you're not going to go.
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Carefully in mombas, shake them trees.
You gonna pick those nuts?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You make the difference. I would make the difference, but I just hit myself
on your whole insane.
Can I fire you up?
Can I fire you?
Can I fire you for my word?
I mean, I've been gonna fire you the fuck up
in your terrible sweatshirt.
Listen, I'm gonna fire you up, even though you look like that.
But this is a, this is a mosque ring.
Before I go on this rant, this could happen to any,
one of your friends, family members your brother son anyone
Take this in for a second
The second all American ever out of San Diego State you name us all American his nickname not given by
God is the pun got a piece of shit
I called fired up you shit
You piece of shit
Here Other leg and left other let's left like it's this it's another
Dude so they call him the pun God right yeah second all American ever saying to your state
Yeah, it's drafted as a punter in the sixth round to a team that's gonna win a Super on the next
game.
Skin is smooth as marble.
Skin is smooth as marble.
Is that what you're gonna say next?
Of course.
Thank you.
Half-mex skin.
Half-mex skin.
Does NFL use more mex skins?
Worked as entire life.
Yeah.
For a shot to play in the NFL.
Get drafted as a punter.
Unheard of.
Get drafted.
Six round draft.
Take the big deal.
Dude, kicks the shit out of the ball
We in his in his precinct kicks the shit piss out the ball ones like there's the punk God
He's arms are out the guns are out. He's like this. I got the guns strong. He has the guns out
I'm not forget Marvel smooth skin have some swag Marvel smooth skin ready. Yeah
Girl decides nah
Nah tells the story he raped me with a bunch of other football players
from San Diego State without any evidence.
No evidence.
You just still have a story.
Buffalo Bill's kick him off the team.
Right.
Go, hold on.
Goes viral everywhere.
ESPN, Rich Eyes, NYF, Fox, you name it first take, everyone shits all over this kid.
Prosecution does their investigation, all this stuff.
December, these files come out, kids innocent.
You know what?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Wasn't at the party.
Wasn't at the party.
Wasn't at the party.
Okay, I'm gonna fire you a bit more.
Wasn't at the party.
Not only is it, there's sex tapes of her having fun,
not drunk.
Since she's 18 on tape, also on tape.
That comes out in December of last year, Brian.
Do you hear anything about it?
No.
Matt knew about it, but he couldn't say anything.
Do you hear anything about it?
Why couldn't you say, hold on, yeah.
Last week, finally this gets traction.
Cups up on my radar.
I blasted out, say a million views.
Are we gonna get Matt on the show? the what what are we doing here what happens
it what are we doing right this kid's dream was taking from him right for no
reason for zero reason for zero reason all the jacks are so we don't have we don't
live in due process let me do you another salt he could have settled for 50k. Nah, 50k.
What?
The fuck?
No.
No, because then he looks guilty,
because then the court of the public,
the public opinion, well why would he settle a 50 mil?
We can have a start having a conversation.
50 mil, start having a conversation.
We can start the conversation.
So how do you like them apples, dude?
Well, it drives me crazy.
It is a function.
They're doing a good job.
They're coming from it. It is a function. It's a job. They're coming from it. Yeah, it's
Function, it's a function of social media and it's a function. The fact that your accuser gets a story you get a statement
And nobody's interested in in in in the statement. They're interested in a story and
News outlets make all their money off of this kind of controversy. Oh totally. So you're at the mercy of
whoever out there has a story.
And societies have always like this have always been rife with injustice.
All of communist Russia, all of communist China, when you want to get rid of somebody,
you literally went to the local authorities and made up a story about the family and the
apartment next to you. They would be taken out of that apartment, no questions asking you to have a nice new apartment. There are thousands of examples
like that. And when you have a society where a story carries as much weight as prosecution
and a guilty plea, which we do, make no mistake that there is no due process, your livelihood,
your dreams, everything you work for,
all your money can be taken away by a disgruntled group of people, regardless with the story.
And that's the world with them.
Hey Matt, do we know why she would do this?
No, we're not.
Emotionally imbalanced, a thousand reasons.
Or maybe embarrassed, like, embarrassment, because, you know, did sleep with a few men,
that night.
It's the oldest time.
This is the old story, okay.
There's a lot of this.
But the main important, it's not,
she's actually not important.
What's important is this system.
And what's important is that the money and corporations
and all these huge organizations go along with
airing on the side of caution.
And the side, we'll take this young man, you're a body on the side of the road.
Sorry.
You're this on the side of the road, it doesn't matter.
The individual doesn't matter.
We've got to cover our ass and go along with the zeitgeist and the current ideology, which
is destructive and a lie.
And they all know it's a lie.
And the way to stop this is, now people are going to say well this would prevent
actual victims from coming out will all right what we got to do something we can't just keep brewing
young kids lives and ruin it's not stopping victims from what I would say is so that this lady who's
classified as Jane Doe right now even though she hasn't dealt with any backlash because we don't know
her name she's a minor she's not though seven now she's not now she's not dealt with any backlash because we don't know her name. She's a minor.
She's not though. Now she's not. Now she's not though. Well, the, hold on. Now she's not,
now, now, yeah, but now she's not and she's still pursuing, right? So now, what I think
should happen, if you find out with this evidence that everything is false, this false
never that she's, now you're going to suffer the same consequences that he would have
suffered if he was found guilty. Well, I think that's how you prevent it.
I think that's what he's talking about.
Because how many people can go,
man, I'm gonna do this to Matt.
As soon as you know, if they actually get the evidence
and it comes out that they can prove your lying,
you're gonna probably serve 15 years of prison.
That would be my best favorite.
Would that prevent people from falsifying?
You know, the problem is that when we talk legally,
we're not legal guys, and the legal world is, you know, I'm is that when we talk legally or not legal guys and the legal the legal world is you know
I'm sure it's crazy. Oh, man. It's crazy. It's crazy
So can you talk a little bit about what's going on now and and how you dealt with this and why you didn't shout from the rooftops
Right away did your lawyer tell you to shut your mouth? No, I just I didn't think if I said anything without evidence
Coming out. I don't think anyone would believe me or i heard correct i come out the week after i'm
cut and i go all over the news
and i just say my side of the story no one's gonna get it on the believe me i'm
not getting my job back
so i kind of had to wait until
verified evidence came out from the police then i think that gave me the green
light
so but no it's been it's been a crazy process the legal process been over for a
while civil lawsuit still going's still going on,
which is unbelievable.
Even with the evidence that we have...
Putting their foot in the ground.
Yeah, don't want to get it.
But you weren't at the fucking party.
They just like what lawyers do it.
Because lawyers want to figure out what to pressure and get this.
And the other bumper is it's like,
people are like, oh, well, he can sue her for what?
She has no money. The family is no for what?
What are you gonna do the damage is done? So lawyers these kind of lawyers are the worst people on the planet?
Because they don't care about a human being they care about a picture. They just want to make
They're the worst people. They are the Shakespeare's online Shakespeare's just kill all the lawyers
You kind of understand why some are good
Of course summer good
Especially if they're on your side some you want some you need. me know I'm kidding, but these kind of unscrupulous
People are that they just they make you sad for humanity. They're the worst people in the world
So what goes on now you just ride the stupid case out until pretty much
I mean, I'm hoping I get a shot. I'm optimistic about it. I want to end up in camp this year and compete for a job
And I do think it will happen, but you has a lot of things that make things a little bit harder.
But with all the evidence we have, I think a team would feel comfortable with it. It's just about
and also the timing. I mean, the draft just happened. That's true. So teams who needed a punter,
I mean, they either had one on the roster or they drafted a guy or they signed it on draft
for free agent. So it would have helped if all this happened a month sooner, but I mean,
Becker's campaign't be changed.
But the thing Matt has on his side
is nobody in this year's draft,
nobody in these free agencies,
or they're not the punk cop.
And all I'm asking for these animal themes,
just bring them in.
See what happens, I dare you.
He's gonna be a starting punter.
That's all you gotta do, just give him an opportunity.
You, your job right now, stay sharp, keep practicing.
Exactly, yeah, I mean, look,
there's a ton of great guys out there. I'm not gonna say I'm pretending like there aren't, but I just want him opportunity. You, your job right now, stay sharp, keep practicing. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, look, there's a ton of great guys out there.
I'm not gonna say I'm pretending like there aren't,
but I just want an opportunity to go compete.
Yes.
Because that's what I earned.
That's what I had earned through college.
That's what I had earned through performing in pre-season,
through, you know, the practices behind closed doors
that I proved to the coaching staff,
hey, we want to go with this guy.
And I just want that back.
Are you getting a lot of support from the different sports,
pundits and people? Are people speaking your name and saying, lot of support from the different sports, pundits, and people?
Are people speaking your name and saying,
give this kid a shot?
Yeah, it feels like, it feels like,
especially last week when everything came out,
a lot of people were vocal about it,
and ask you for me to get another shot.
But, you know, NFL, GMs,
they have bigger issues than punter, usually.
I mean, so it's gonna take some time,
but I'm okay with it.
I'm young, I'm just gonna keep working out, stay ready and hope the shot comes.
And during all this time off, how did you see a therapist? What'd you do? No, I didn't.
I think I actually seen better than I thought. When he came in, I was expecting to come in,
you know, like, I don't know. Right? Yeah. It's like, it's like, Brian. It's a lot of, yeah.
It's like, he looks like me. He's like, I'm just trying It's a lot of, yeah. It's like, you look like me.
He's like, I've never been coming.
Like, holy, he looks like 56.
And he's like, I'm just trying to get a shot.
I'm like, good luck, man.
I age.
I age.
Good luck, man.
You know, that's good workout.
Kind of straight.
So I'll age it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I think Mike Tyson said on his podcast, if you let someone control your emotions, they're
your master.
Yeah.
So I kind of like that.
I like the way he said that.
And if I was like that, just walking around depressed every day, it's giving this situation power over me.
So I can't change the past,
but I can kind of control how I act from here on out,
enjoy the little things in life, be grateful for what I have,
because the truth is, there's people half my age out there
that don't know where the next meal is gonna come from.
Yep.
So, you know, as much as this has sucked,
I have things to be grateful for. If you're NFL manager, I'm like this. I'm not, I as much as this has sucked I have things to be grateful for if you're NFL manager. I'm like this
Dude starving children, too, don't get me guy. Yep. Yep. Mexican check. Okay
Right no, by the way, but what a gift because you learned a lesson how to manage
Oh, yeah, I told me guys masters agree you can't pay for you cannot get it very young very young
You the flood came young and and quickly your bulletproof now. Yeah, bro
Well, you you're using fourth and inches gonna skin after this
Come on long snapper
Yeah, I mean there's no pressure don't rough me been roughed up already too many calluses at kiddish crazy
Oh, do you do that? Do you go kiddish when you get it?
Not okay, okay, you can you not a cartoon care
Comment book so when you get the boys and laces which way do you put the
I'm so bored with my question. But imagine being his family.
Imagine being his mom and dad.
And his brother.
You want to kill people?
You want to kill people?
He's telling me before he came in,
he's being getting death threats, like crazy, like nonstop.
When I first came out, I mean now, now, now.
But when I first came out crazy,
I mean, threats of violence on my family.
So too to apologize.
Like, hey, man, it's just some pretty harsh shit, dude.
It's all the evidence.
My bad, dude.
I'm not gonna kill you anymore.
One did.
It was like a 13 year old kid.
And I'm not kidding.
I have six pages of screenshots of what he's saying.
Just all caps the whole thing.
And then December 7th happens
and I get in all lowercase, sorry, dude, fake news.
I thought it was hilarious.
Sorry, dude, fake news.
Sorry, you're all kidding, dude. Sorry dude. Yeah. Sorry yo, that's all chaos.
Sorry about killing your whole family.
Thanks 13 year old.
Yeah, just covered in blood.
Oops.
Because there was news too that you signed with a soccer team
in Mexico.
Like there's some weird big news.
No, there's a football league.
So my strength coach plays for them.
They play in the Trollos' stadium, which is TJ's division one pro soccer team.
And he plays for them, I've been to some games
and they invited me out to practice
and I had nothing to do.
So I went to two practices.
So I'm gonna take a video, goes on Twitter
and now all of a sudden, everyone's tweeting out
that I'm playing in TJ.
Yeah, because that's the last news I saw
until this came out, my God, you play soccer, not you.
I did play soccer all growing up.
Yeah, no, but the league is a football league.
Right, yeah.
Oh, it's like straight American football is straight American football
And it's pretty big is it good? Yeah, well, I don't know about that, but it's big, you know, the people in Mexico love it
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's awesome. What got you? How'd you become a punner?
So grew up playing soccer club soccer traveling all over the country doing that then a position
I was a forward. club soccer, traveling all over the country, doing that. Then, my position, I was a forward.
That's some speed.
Yeah, yeah.
Took all the free kicks.
And the funny thing was, I was really lazy.
I didn't like to run.
And if you had anything about soccer, it doesn't really match up.
Yeah.
And so, one time, my dad was kind of like, what do you want?
You want to just run out there for the free kicks and then run back off the field?
Yeah, dude.
And I was like, yeah, that kind of sounds nice.
Yeah.
And it's a thing called kicking football.
You know, you can do that in another sport.
And so he convinced me to go out,
freshman year of football,
and we're kind of just doing all these different
triad trying out different positions.
I ended up playing receiver a little bit of defense,
but then we get to the kicking,
and I hit a touchback on my first kick off.
And to me it was like normal.
I mean, I just didn't really know what it was.
Yeah, I mean, that was always my strength as a soccer player,
could take the free kicks.
And so I see the reaction on the coaches' faces
and they're all kind of shocked.
And that's when I realized, okay,
maybe I should start focusing on this.
Damn, that you can kick with that kind of power.
Yeah, yeah.
What, you know, I always thought,
are there any leagues where punter is the same guy
as the field goal kicker or no?
Some, and so in the CFLL there's rules about how many foreigners you can have or how many Americans you can have.
So if you're an American specialist you have to be able to do all three you have to be able to kick off kick,
field goals and plant. But then the CFL's rules are awesome like the punters and a legit football player in the CFL.
You can catch a field goal from the other team and then put it back. There's a bunch of crazy things like that.
And they only have three downs,
so they punt eight, 10 times a game.
Not football though, right?
It does it does.
Well, it's not American football.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's different rules, but yeah, I mean, it's not.
I got bored immediately.
Yeah, I was like,
I'm not a big fan.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money.
It's like, I'm not a lot of money. It's like, I'm not a lot of money. It's like, I'm not a lot of money. It's like, I'm not a lot of money. It's like, I'm not a lot of money. Kentucky. Yeah, I like it. But, so you never tried field goal stuff or kickoffs?
I mean, I would imagine I could do.
So I kicked field goals more in college and I pun it.
I only pun it one year in college.
Wow.
I kicked field goals for three years.
So I won the kicking job first
because that guy graduated first,
kicked field goals, punting is more fun to me.
It's a little bit more like a home run derby
versus a field goal is just a little bit more accuracy.
And so I won the kicking job first,
then I get the punting job and one year
and I just loved it and so I decided to go with that.
But yeah, I have more experience as a field goal kicker,
but punting's what I like more.
It's awesome.
Yeah. There's really no, I mean, maybe if the kicker got hurt, but no punnings. Punnings would like more. It's awesome. Yeah.
There's really no, I mean, maybe if the kicker got hurt,
it's rare these days.
Especially with kickoffers on the main kickoffers,
there's things kind of a touchback.
Oh, yeah.
In the NFL, no one can do all three.
It's just too much.
Yeah, too much.
It's too much.
Too much wear and turn the lay.
And there's specialists like Super,
like some of those field goal kickers.
I just believe.
Yeah, I mean, my kicker is a Mason Crosby
for the Green Bay Packers, who's, I mean,
awesome.
Super stoked.
Yeah, they're special.
Yeah, he never punted.
He could, but he was not like,
he was just, he was a outlier when he came to field goals
then punging, he could fucking launch it,
but he's never, that was in his thing.
And teams don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.
Yeah.
So if you have the same guy doing your punning,
your fill goes in your gigafts.
Because then he gets hurt.
So now you're having to bring in a whole new crew in
to try out and go out there with a bunch of new people.
So teams just stay away from it.
Did you think you'd be doing,
I'm sure December of last year,
do you think you'd be going like a media run now?
Did you ever see this coming of fruition?
No.
This is odd.
Yeah, this is very weird.
Because I was telling me, like, I was like,
we're not really journalists.
Because he's been doing like, you know,
Fox and all these outlets and we're out with,
we're out of, we're out of, we're done.
We're not.
It's silly ghost podcast.
Yeah.
Okay.
And we've been doing this for 10 years.
Now we have dick jokes for you.
Yeah.
We have all kinds of stuff.
I was telling you, I'm pretty sure,
because he's just used to like legit
journalists, you know, like gotcha.
Like that's not what this is.
We're too emotional.
We're not very emotional.
Much cooler questions here for sure.
Yeah, much more fun.
Cause I doubt they even talked football with you.
They're asking like, what's going on?
Is there any updates, stuff like that?
I've been on like this.
Now you're a looker.
Are you getting a lot of female attention now?
Is it, is it, is it, now that you're in the news?
I thought, I asked my three, you got a girl,
you go, I got trust issues, that's all I got.
Yeah, I was in this.
That's what my nephews are, you're ageing,
they're just like, I don't date, they're in college.
I'm like, what?
I'm not taking that risk.
Because the thing that we live in now is,
somebody can say yes in college.
You live in fear.
And say no 10 years later.
Yeah, I was manipulated or I was whatever.
This is the world we're living in.
So what it's done for the dynamic between men and women and endating and all that, it's
such a liability.
It's like the rise of the New Puritans.
There's this like thing where anything even remotely suggestive is when this is
battery, when that's sexual battery, if it's unwanted, I know that.
I mean, that sounds unwanted.
Because I battery.
We battery, Joe.
Now, this is where 10 years from now, I'm a sous-the-shitty.
And this creepy, but then the fingers even more.
Draw when you drag the fingers.
It's funny, yeah, that is worse.
Less contact, but we're just. And that's funny when you just the fingers even more. Draw when you drag the fingers. It's funny, yeah, that is worse. Less contact, the worst.
And that's funny when you just go,
this is a nice shirt.
You know, who does all the work on your,
is that John Verveille?
See what I mean?
See how weird that is, dude.
It's weird, exactly.
It's weird.
It's what if I go like,
this dude is that John Verveille?
That's my end like, with this?
That's right, yeah, that's lawsuit.
Law suit, lawsuit.
But that is what we're dealing with.
So for you, you must be like, just paranoid and terrified.
Yeah.
How can you blame anybody, your age?
How can you blame anybody, period,
when all the power is on one side, all the power,
to stop everything and destroy everything?
Does somebody tell you to hire a PR agent now or any of that stuff?
It's kind of like nothing.
I'm saying for him, because now you can come out and talk about it.
So it's like, you know,
would like first take or ESPN,
anybody on ESPN or, you know,
get up, would they have you on the show
to say your side of the story?
I'm not sure, they might,
but I feel like the truth is out there at this point.
And so I'm transitioning pretty soon here
to just focusing on football.
I mean, the truth is out there,
I think, you know, we have a lot of evidence, we can give it to the GMs.
If they need to have a press conference,
if I guess nine, you know, they have everything
that they need to say.
So I think-
In your will, I'm too, so they can put you up there,
you can do sales.
Yeah, well, what I'm asking for is this.
This is what I think we should all be asking for.
If there is an allegation, a sexual allegation
of misconduct, sexual misconduct or whatever,
but let's just take sexual misconduct. If there is an allegation, a sexual allegation of misconduct, sexual misconduct or whatever. But let's just take sexual misconduct, misconduct.
If there is an allegation on someone, someone who has a story, or a couple of people have
a story about somebody, what I'm asking for is an investigation before that person is
just thrown away.
What does the evidence say?
Where is the evidence?
Can we wait?
Can these corporations?
Can everyone just shut the fuck up
and wait to see what the evidence is?
But I think that goes back to me.
Like I thought, why didn't the Player Association
have his back?
Shouldn't there be some sort of stipulation?
Is everyone in the chicken shit?
No, but Player Association's not.
Shouldn't there be some sort of stipulation
that goes, we can't get rid of a player until there's actual legal evidence
stipulation for the player's association because it could literally happen to anybody. Yeah, let's get happen to Patrick my homes and anybody
Yeah, I was telling you earlier. There's that commissioner's exemplest all this year if you're charged or arrested with a crime
You can go in the commissioner's exemplest keep your stay on the team, be away from the team,
handle the legal issues, but you're not eligible for it unless
you're charged.
And so because I was never charged, I was never eligible for it,
they didn't have that option, and so cut gone.
So it'd been better if you had told my agent,
and he'd let me just call me up, and he's like, dude,
it would be better if you were charged financially,
which is ridiculous.
And it's also, the other thing is that this happened
before you were in the NFL.
Yes, established.
I think it would have been different.
Yes, and I've been playing for a couple of years.
I think a little bit more benefit of the doubt,
but I'm new guys, so.
Yeah, I think that that is the one thing I take hard
and like the NFL will wait, investigate,
maybe put you on hold for a second,
but typically a lot of these players
are getting their day-to-day form.
That's the thing, if it's about morals, that shouldn't matter.
And position shouldn't matter.
Yes.
Well, there's a moral clause in every contract.
There's always a moral clause.
Yeah.
Right?
So if you are grading against the very value, so if you're
coughed shoplifting or whatever, they have to have the right
to say, I don't want this guy here, so I understand.
But there has to be for regular people, if you're an
actor, if you're, look at Johnny Depp biggest movie star in the world, there was a, there was an
article written and his name wasn't even mentioned. And for six years, as in his own words, he lost it,
nothing short of everything. And that is, that is part of what happens with revolutions. It's like
you just get this fervor and everybody is terrified in any way
to be even remotely on the opposite side of that. So, everybody is associated with you.
Yeah, so, yeah, well, you become Kryptonite. You found out who your friends are, right?
Well, I actually did not lose a single friend or a single family member. I mean, everyone
had my back, which was cool. Because they knew the book. Yeah, the first thing you said,
you were like, I wasn't even there. Or you just said. Said to who?
To everybody.
I told the bills knew the whole story from the jump.
But it didn't really matter.
I mean, at that point with the momentum of everything,
nothing, I said what it mattered.
Nothing you said what it was.
How happy to put this behind,
you just start playing football.
Oh, it's a great feeling.
It's a great feeling.
So I knew the evidence would eventually come out.
I mean, I trusted that.
I didn't think people would care so much that they did.
I mean, the public generally has shown
that they care about this
and they wanna know about the evidence.
They're out.
Now they're outraged.
It's going both ways and hell yeah.
Now think about this.
Now think how much it's a different story.
We don't know if he's sitting here
or talking about playing football.
If there wasn't video evidence.
There's no video evidence.
It's her word and her friends words against his, you know, friends.
Your dream's over.
Your dream's over.
Oh, he's in prison, Brian.
Yeah.
There's no actual evidence he's in prison, dude.
Well, you're certainly going to trial.
For sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
So, thank God for cameras, right?
You're welcome, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank fly. Thank God for Steve Jobs.
Yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with these?
What's the one?
The other guys that were charged.
They're no longer on the team anymore.
They keep us in the state football.
I think a couple of them were on scholarship.
And they're in season two.
And they're in season two.
They had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, so, but that's a lawsuit with San Diego State coming in hot.
Just the same way the Duke lacrosse players sued.
Remember the Rolling Stones article that screwed them over? It came with all false. They sued Duke in one million dollars. So
I'd assume there's some lawyers foaming at the dick to sue San Diego State. Yeah, yeah,
I would assume so as well. So I mean, I hope they may win when you foaming your dick. It's
a you have to take antibiotics. Okay. Not for your lawyer. Yeah, sorry. We're having a medical
discussion. We're also doctors. Yeah, I can tell you're doctors
When you're foaming at the dick, you're either you're dick is super mad
That's why I'm saying the mad they can't wait to jump in. I see they're getting busy
I'm sorry, buddy. Sorry, I'm sure
Let's get back to the kid. By the way, you know, there's more mature than two of us this guy right now
You know who's who's learned from this process?
This guy, you know, has it?
This guy.
Yeah, just a couple of idiots.
All right, still idiots.
Yep, and I relate to our thing.
You were, yeah.
Well, we did change the time.
I mean, fairness.
Yeah, I knew the time.
You knew the time.
How was it a beast of a drive from San Diego?
Oh, yeah, it was.
Yeah, yeah.
Almost got in in accident.
Maserati just almost sideswiped.
It was incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Blue my mind.
Yeah.
I just can't wait to whatever team he goes to.
I was gonna say.
I'm getting us two jerseys.
Yeah.
It's gonna say punt got on the back.
100%.
When I swore to get all wear.
Healthy out of sweet.
No, hopefully it's another sweet.
No, were you 19?
I was 19.
Yeah.
There's a chance I might,
there's a chance I get my first tattoo and it says pun cut
People you pun to not go nope, but I my friend does my friend does my young
He's the punk guy. That's right. I told like he doesn't really like the nickname
But that you know, that's what they that's you don't
Kind of sucks. It's like guys can you bring me down? Can you say pun came pun prince?
It sucks. It's like guys can you bring me down? Can you say punk came?
Punt prince Put got put that punk guy the punk guy the punk guy the punk guy was Johnny football
Maybe John maybe maybe Johnny. Yeah, you know Johnny punk. I don't like that one now, but punk guy
We don't want us bad neat punk. You know from fun. God the punk Johnny's not good
But I mean get punk got fits a ray guy award winner all American
Nanometh all Americans. It's kind of crazy and
Do you think you could have reached the same heights and soccer?
I had coaches tell me that I could I just needed to get the cardio down. I was not a cardio guy
I was not a running guy. I hate to revisit this
But the more you talk some the more he's like tiger.
Tiger's the same way.
He just doesn't enjoy it.
Just running all the time.
He just waits back for the ball.
Like, dude, he got a run.
That's really funny.
I would don't want to run that much.
Oh, that's it.
Sarker Jim was like, okay, right now.
I'll tell you.
I'm not going to cover down on kickoff.
I'm six foot one.
Okay. Doctors have me a six foot two combo.
Combine has me a six foot one.
But the combined is running a four six,
that right?
Oh, that's crazy.
Four six four, I think.
What? Oh, no dude.
I'm telling you.
That's why I'm confident in saying anything
I picked on a team because he's so athletic for a plumber.
He says, what's your average?
Freak, thank you.
I think it was 32.
Fairy talk, maybe you'll be able to pull it up. I believe I broke the specialist broad jump record.
And I was proud of myself.
I was like, wow, this is great.
This is awesome.
I feel like an athlete.
And then later I check in a guard.
There's some free shadow.
There's some guard from $300.
He's like $300.
I jumped nine inches longer than me.
It's so weird.
I'm not athletic.
Look at this.
Matt is there. Let me get the ad stuff out of the way first.
Arise, how do you say your last name?
Arise, Arise.
Arise, Arise.
It's a spaniard, so it's common to get it wrong.
Arise.
But get it right.
Look at this case.
I love San Diego State's Unies.
So San Diego State Punt God, there it is.
Punt God has hit more 60 plus yard punts
in a single season than any punter in FBS.
This one was funny.
So Hawaii's basically scheming me.
So by the end of the year team started scheming me.
And so what they were thinking to do was
put one returner at 50 yards from the line of scrimmage
and then put one at 70.
So that if I hit a line drive,
he could catch it in the air, not running backwards,
right, be able to catch it,
and then immediately start running forward.
And I think it goes over set.
Let's see this.
The camera doesn't really pan fast enough.
Boom.
So there's the first return to it,
and then you see the second one.
I think it goes over set.
Oh, dude.
Oh, you can kick a ball.
Oh, thank you.
Dude, he's the punt god.
Back kick.
In this same game, I hit a kick off,
hit the upright, and just being dinged off
to things rattling.
The guy in the other team tried catching it.
I met a Tarsal mortar tube, a femoral flamethrower,
a dam, a patellar pistol.
I love this guy.
Me too.
Orn, orn burger.
Did you write this brand?
Yeah. I know I should have.
Keep going down, Tim.
So your broad jump, you say you,
what'd you benched to 25?
How many times?
So I was advised not to.
I was gonna say I would,
I was advised not to.
Yeah, why it's because shoulder?
Because it doesn't mean anything.
Can only hurt you really.
If you get like,
I'm not the one saying you do this,
you get like two, they're all wrong.
And if you do 50, that's not good either.
It's against 50.
Two stiffs.
Yeah, like this guy, it's a meathead.
Two, it's like a pussy, 50 meathead.
You know, you don't want to be that guy.
Yeah.
I'll tell him how I insert in the NFL is
because there's a quarterback for,
he doesn't have a football, so it's a villain.
There's a quarterback for Kentucky. He's up for the highs man. They thought he's gonna either first pick or fourth pick
But he dropped though in a second round second round to the ten seashore
I'm gonna take a second. He's there at the draft just like with his girl
I showed you his girlfriend his girlfriend like went viral cuz she's still pretty
Yeah, and she was just like oh my god, so he's there at the draft
I just can go first telling his friends family's going first
He first day didn't get picked up and the camera his friends, if I'm just going first, he,
the first day I didn't get picked up.
And the camera just folks, I'm like, you okay buddy?
Horrible.
Get picked up by Tessie Titans.
Came out like weeks later, like,
well, why did he fall from, you know,
he's supposed to go either one or four,
why did he fall the way to the second round?
Listen, this is how crazy NFL is.
Maybe they're right in some of it, who knows?
GM said he'd come in and then the front offices,
they have marriage everywhere.
And they'd be talking to me to see a married,
stare himself and flex, so he just tries to,
said, oh he's two, two in himself.
Two right, two in himself.
Luz is, I don't know, 25 mil?
No, something like that, at least.
Falling the second round.
Don't be flexing in a marriage dude.
I just might be...
I want my quarterback to a little bit.
I want a little bit.
Look at Joe Burrow.
Look at Joe Burrow.
Great.
He dresses.
I mean, that kid is all I'm thinking about.
I'll tell you a story about Jim Harbock.
Blow your mind.
Yeah.
That's the confidence you want.
They're doing really work out for him,
but other quarterbacks it does.
Well, and putters too, I want a little bit of sleep.
Well, old guys see that?
If my dad saw that, even if he's good,
like the old guard goes
This is that this guy's prepping the mirror to vain the fuck out of charming. Yeah, no No, you know crazy though. Yeah, he's like what but they're they're but they are looking for a psychological profile
Right and then there's some now no sure now no other in that joman who's picked fort by the cult who they thought they were gonna
Take the Kentucky quarterback.
You know what he heightened kind of his stuff is that the draft party, right?
They when players get drafted, they throw him confetti and champagne and all this stuff.
It's a mess.
So he's there and everybody leaves and the staff is picking up.
What's he do?
He starts picking up stuff because it's not fair that we create all this mess and we're
banking on these poor people to pick up our mess
That's a leader so he's picking up all the confetti all the trash thrown away not not filmed
He didn't say the story that's so although that kid doesn't have all the you know the camera and the and on the in the footage to
Probably be pick number four is that like ability when I heard that I'm like, oh, that's a leader
That's what I spent a
Because for me, I would just I'd have I pick it up, but I have my entourage to it and I was supervised. Oh see I would go
faster
Faster peasants
but hurry I have a step class yes
I have a personal class in punting from the punt God. Yeah, that's a good camera flex
I would like you to teach Brennan. I had a punt class in punting from the punt God. Yeah, that's a good camera. I would like you to teach
Ren and I had a punt and I would size I mean if you got that leg swing down
I don't know to tight to
My hands are your hands tight. Yeah, they are but but I mean punting over no doesn't help black
I've worked on I appreciate that you just look right at him and wait you have the size and just I was the one hey
I looked right at him. You have the size.
I was the one, hey, it's the dog days, right?
I'm sorry.
But it's unbelievable.
It's the dog days, right?
In life.
I still can move, bro.
And I think I have a chance.
No one's looking at a 56 year old man doing it.
You don't know.
I think you could do it.
Bro, I'm a different 56.
Sure.
I got a lot of energy.
Hey, and I'm thankful.
Dog, yeah.
Hey, you're in the dog date.
Do my feet hurt in the morning?
Yes.
Am I super stiff?
Do I feel like I'm made of wood?
Yes.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks Matt.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Jesus.
You got the size.
Just turn right over to him.
So is there any other media obligations you got to do after this?
You're just going to move away today.
Today, this is the smell of the thing.
Yeah. And then moving forward,, you're just gonna move away. No, today, today, this is the smell of the thing. Yeah.
And then moving forward, the plan is just focus on football.
You can pick up by a team.
It's gonna happen, dude.
I can't fucking wait.
Any buzz, any, you can't say much.
I can't say much.
Yeah.
You have good optimistic.
I have a great injury.
He stuck by me through everything.
And it's gonna, which was awesome.
Yeah, I'll say.
Who else does he work with, can you say?
His biggest client was Joe Flacco.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, pretty big guy.
Solid, a little bit bigger than a punter.
Yeah, Joe Flacco signed some big boy deals.
Exactly.
Big boy deals back in the day.
Yeah, that's good.
That's cool.
Did you get some current events, Jen?
Sure.
That's cool.
Jinson is Hawaiian-a-tired today.
Whoa!
Is Hawaiian?
I didn't even take in the boys over here.
Trying to come over the name.
It's hot out there.
So.
All right.
The first one.
So this portion showed,
Chimja shows like things going on.
This was happening in the news.
I thought he was going to die.
Feel free to chuck him.
You know what's interesting about this?
Talk about fake news.
So some report came out.
It was like Jamie Foxx, the family's, you know,
praying for the word or praying for the best, but it's not looking good
and he might not make it.
And his daughter came out and was like,
the fuck you talking about, he's at home, he's fine.
Yeah, for weeks.
Yeah, she was like, he's been there forever, he's fine.
He's actually gonna go film a movie.
And the report was like, oh, my bad, I got a bad source.
Well, I think the truth is somewhere in the middle.
I don't, the story's so weird, because we don't know what's going on with you. I think he was in a coma and I think that's the truth somewhere in the middle. I know. The story's so weird, the same cause.
We don't know what's going on here.
I think he was in a coma.
And I think he had a...
But what happened?
Why does that happen that information?
When you're doing physical rehab, you probably had a stroke.
You know what?
But why don't the...
Because this is my...
Intrusive movie.
It's not that they know.
My guess is that when you have a stroke
You can't moat you can't move certain parts of your body sometimes. Yeah, you can't move parts of your face sometimes You know, you can be really serious
So you got them heading to better. Yeah, I think that the idea here is what do we do about this?
Because if you're doing physical rehab and you've been in the hospital for
Five weeks and you're yeah. This is something very serious.
And the only explanation is stroke.
So, you know, that's what, that's what bombs mean.
I mean, he's such an impactful figure to all,
we all love Jamie Foxx.
I'm pretty sure he's the most time-
Are you two young for Jamie Foxx?
No, not at all.
His impressions are incredible.
He's, you know, seeing comedy everything.
He's amazing.
So I mean, like, everything. He's amazing.
So I mean, I would imagine if he had us an element
or whatever we just want to know and support him,
but I don't know why they're hiding it this much.
That's why it's kind of a little trippy.
But he said, yeah, he's in a rehab facility in Chicago.
Everyone deserves some privacy.
That's true, but these articles keep coming out
with his friends and fellow actors and stuff.
So it's just very, very,
like, he's coming to Zotter doing like a TV show.
Yeah.
Anyway, it's just confused.
He's okay though, either way.
Yeah.
He's better for sure.
Oh, this is crazy.
So there was a second gun video?
I'm not hearing about the first one.
What?
Yeah, there was four into it.
You have a single lemon.
It's John Murrow.
What the hell?
No, put the Genoite shirt.
The bigger thing is get better friends.
Correct.
So Matt, let's say you're out with your boys
and you're just whatever, get a little ratchet
in the, whatever you look forward to explore.
And you're in San Diego.
Your friend, if he's like, oh, check out Matt
and you're getting ready to go to, you know,
whatever buffalo to play for the fucking Buffalo Bills.
And he goes on Instagram, like, look at Matt,
being a dumbass, that's not your friend.
No, that's not your friend.
So for me, it's like, dude, you gotta cut your circle.
No, can you imagine if we're driving
and we're in your Porsche and I just go, yeah,
whoa, you'd be like, what the fuck are you?
I'm doing for life, man.
It was like in New York, I'm in a crowd for a car.
Four people.
One guy fairly well known,
and then the nicest dude in the world.
He was the nicest guy in the world
and I'd known him through my friend,
this actor, comedian.
And then there's another dude here,
I can't remember who he was here.
So we're in a car in the West Village,
in Soho, in New York City.
So Soho is like
packed beautiful models and just people walking it's a walking area of New York. So it's a street-to-pack
We're on like Prince Street. We're about to turn on a Prince Street and this beautiful woman walks by
So she's in a skirt and say you look at her right you look at her and
I'm actually I'm sorry. I'm in the I'm in the fucking front seat and right in my ear
I've told you story. I just hear all day with you all day baby. Yeah
And he looks like it's you is that nobody's can't call you a construction work, but he's like I'm in a car with you
Dude, I'm like hey, hey, what the fuck?
What do you do? You can't call woman. I'm in a fucking guy. I was like we can't be those guy. What the fuck are you doing?
I couldn't but he was so nice. I was like wait a minute. You're that guy though. You're a good guy with you're that guy
We can't be scared her liability she was like also. Yeah, he was so that's right Jesus
I was like hey
With you all day with you all day
Hey, hey, what's up, you all day with you out day? You're beautiful.
I was like, dude, you're shouting at me.
I learned that from Tim Tebo's or close buddy.
And the height of his career, we're rolling together
and dude, he kept that, I mean, not that he had
knuckled his way.
I'm dude, he kept that.
Who cannot have that?
No cell phones out, nothing.
Someone get cell phone, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
And even though he was doing it, but he just didn't want that. No. Getting out, even if he was on a party, nothing. So when you're cell phone, what are you doing? What are you doing? And even though he was a do-it-a-do-it,
but he just didn't want that.
No.
Getting out, even if he was on a party,
whatever, no, what are you doing?
Yeah, I remember Ryan Philippi when he was super famous.
We were at this, we're into this state place called
Dantanus and Dick Paparazzi would try to
pit-take pictures of him.
And he had this, he wore a just a a flashlight right here like a really bright
pictures and so they go to say first they go
Dude, and they'd be like the fuck I can't
Yeah, that's how we do you have a good group of friends unlike John Marrett. I do I do yeah, well
I don't I don't was this his friends recording him as I was
Yeah, his bloody recording so he was in the passenger side. His buddy went on Instagram live.
That's where they caught it.
And the commissioner of the NBA.
So he got caught before with gun gun fell out in the strip club and Denver
Colorado shut gun really shut shut guns.
But there many times.
But so he his gun fell out in there that was on video.
So he brings it.
He brings it gone into the strip club.
Yes.
And it fought after the game after they played the nuggets and lost, right?
So that gun falls out. The comes goes on video. So he gets suspended. got into the strip club. Yes. And after the game, after they play the nuggets and lost, right?
So that gun falls out,
the guys on video.
So he gets suspended.
He goes on all this thing,
hey, sorry, I'll tighten things up.
That's my fault,
I'm immature,
I'm gonna work on it,
goes through all this therapy and all this shit.
Then he gets caught again.
And so he's just so you know,
he's asked millions of dollars.
Like Nike stood by him, some other company stood by him,
the Memphis Gurley stood by him, but this is where it affects him.
The people that vote for all pro, all MBA didn't vote for him.
He should be on there. Now you get it.
I got on 39 million dollars for an instant.
He didn't make all all MBA.
So he's left off it because they're like, we don't want to deal with this.
So they vote other people. and so he loses out there
But the commissioner was it silver?
They he was interviewed last night because they had the the draft lottery in San Antonio one and the the pick is this
French kid who's they listen when then yama. Yeah, they listen at 7-3 really I think he's 7-5
Better handles and shot then Kevin draft. They say he's the best prospect ever.
So the San Antonio Spurs won the,
he's the first pick, right?
But they have the silver on there,
the commissioner MBA and they ask him out, John Rand,
and he could just tell, he's like,
I'm just disappointed.
Like we went through all this shit.
Come on.
We went through all this stuff and he apologized.
He's like, now it's like,
but let me ask you.
He's like, I'm just disappointed.
He's a superstar.
And he's so exciting to watch.
So damn.
The way he jumps so insane.
But he isn't a state where you're allowed
to carry a gun legally, right?
He should angle his PR to second amendments.
That's my two cents.
So, yeah, you're right.
Oh, the kid is getting it.
The kid is getting me.
He's got his best degree in this love. You got your master's out. That's a crash course. You know what it is getting me. Yeah, that's basically green. You got your masters out. That's a crash course
You know what it is with him for a shot statement there you guys should get together
Yeah, media company or podcast that's how spider in the punt God
I found your place
He's I mean
I do just saying shit to you, this time.
Like just a long tube, it's very...
The bigger thing is it's whatever second amendment,
yeah, that's a good point, but it's also like,
he's a knucklehead.
So if he was a Memphis Grizzly, like,
no, dude, you're a role model for kids.
And you're out here on the streets
showing flashing guns.
But it was friends, he doesn't show the gun.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't. He didn't.
If his friend is, no story. And he's on the trigger too, which obviously. So second he doesn't show the gun. No, he If his friend is no story on the trigger to which obviously so second amendment doesn't like this because they're like no
This is showing you like this guy's not a second guy like people are second amendment
Why people get savvy like if I post a picture at the shooting range of my fingers even close like you're holding it wrong
You sound a bit like you want those people that's who should have guns, not this guy. The problem is he represents, he's the face
of the Memphis Grizzlies and he gets paid $300 million.
So they're saying, we can't have that.
You can't have that.
You're inspirationy young men.
We can't have that, right?
My son, he also doesn't come from that life.
There's no gangster in any facet.
My son when he was in Efezira Canyon at six years old,
he was going to summer camp.
And he just started hitting kids.
Yeah, he started hitting kids.
He was like, well, I've solved these problems
by punching the kid in the face.
And he just boomed like that.
And, uh, never tasted the teacher.
He had heard something maybe somewhere.
And the teacher said, why are you hitting people?
And my son goes, my brain is getting bigger.
My muscles are getting stronger. And my heart is growing blacker.
Oh wow.
He was six years old with that.
Yeah, but he heard that somewhere.
My kid has, like I have the same memory, like I hate teachers.
Teachers like, well, we love him.
We love him and there's no doubt with his brain is going to run the world someday, but
we can't have them.
We can't have them.
The lives of his kids.
It's the same thing. We can't have that.
That's what it is.
And he had his finger on the trigger.
And he had his things just, it's so just point.
Hey, what's his name?
That's John Miranda.
Hey, John.
Hey, John.
John, you're a rock.
John, sorry, John.
But you know what, I'm calling him John.
John, John, you can't do this.
No.
Seriously, that's not that hard.
Leave the gun at home. It did look lit though.
Oh, good. I don't know what song was playing. I can see you in a little
out there. You're here. You're a bad cop. You're a bad cop. You're under arrest.
Although it looked pretty lit. I can see I got here. Yeah. Was that a job
role song? We'd do and I'd be the worst cops. I couldn't. I let I let everybody off me to I'd be the worst. I'd be like
He's a good guy. How many people they kill, but what would the circumstances? Yeah, bad tops. I'm a wait with Aaron Aaron
in Rogers and no Aaron Her name. Oh, yeah, and you were like he's
How are them? He's not a bad guy, but he is good time Charlie
Not a bad guy. Not, but he is.
Good time Charlie.
Good time Charlie.
All right.
Well, she got Jen.
But he was the whole article.
This current event was about his statement
because he finally released a statement last night.
It's not his statement.
This is PR team.
This is the problem with him.
He needs to meet more transparent.
So he goes, I know I've just pointed.
A lot of people have supported me.
This is a journey I recognize there's more work to do.
My words may not mean much right now,
but I take full accountability for my actions.
I'm committed to continue to work on myself.
And this definitely isn't somebody else's talk.
Yeah, that sounds like him.
Oh, there?
Yeah, so check this out.
There's no video footage or anything, no pictures, but.
Oh, I've been lit.
This is in Japan. Some guy I wanted to go fishing so you got dropped off of this particular part of this area to go fishing like a remote area or
It's pretty remote. Yeah. Oh, well. Yeah, and then so I guess there's really big bears there and then
Someone on a boat saw a bear with waiters in its mouth like actual waiters
Yeah, and then they found later on I'm sorry a waiter
waiters waiters are like to get there like no it's what you wear when you stand
in a river it's a spent all yeah rubber so that's an entire rubber suit
yeah yeah but it was in the bear's mouth okay so then he reported it and they
found a decapitated head so So obviously they're investigating the head,
but they realize obviously it's going to be this guy.
Why didn't the bear eat the head?
Is the question.
Well, because there's no nutrition in the head
and it's hard to chew on a head.
Now here's the thing.
Why do you know that?
I'm serial killer.
Yeah.
You know, wait too much about animal.
Because I eat him and heads.
Yeah.
Hold on.
First of all, can a bear was it though?
I mean, Brian, you know about these bears in Japan, right?
They're, what do they call it?
Well, I think they're brought to you.
They're all those long.
I think they're brown bears.
I think they're actually, they're the
related to the grizzly bear.
But if they, but now here's my question,
it bit his head off, which means
we're just not at the entire body.
Or did it eat his entire body?
It certainly did.
And then like a lot of it, but it,
that's a good question.
Brian ate his whole body,
it's like, I'm good on the head. that's a good question. The brightest old body is like, I'm good on the head.
That's a good question. Or I got an idea. Or do you have a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Sure, remember? Well, take a look at how big they are for a second. Let's go ahead and see how much they're good. But if you're gonna be named by a bear,
that's the one.
Is that the other one?
Yeah.
Tell my kids it was a grizzly.
It's basically a Russian grizzly bear.
Okay.
Don't tell my kids it was that weird sloth bear, right?
Like it was a huge grizzly.
Yeah, it's basically a grizzly bear.
How about that?
So it's just 600 kilograms.
Yeah, that'd be a 1200 pound bear.
Okay, it's 12.
Over 1200 pounds.
So, it's a prime, you've got that, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's your prime, you've got that, right? Yeah.
Me?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
I like redheads that punting that double egg.
You gotta get very low.
You get very low.
You would punt him in his jaw.
You would go.
You'd punt him right in the nuts.
I'd go, I'd go mad.
PUNTIM.
And you'd be like, I'm fucking afraid.
I'd go fucking looking at my eyes.
Get strength of my eyes.
You've been too worse.
No, you're like, you're right.
Gauge. No, you know what happened is me and Matt would just run because we. No, you're like, you're right. Gage.
No, you know what happened is me and Matt would just run
because we're fast and you get eaten, ask for it.
You guys are faster.
Yes, but cardio.
That's brutal.
I've seen that video.
I think it's CGI of a bear fighting a fisherman.
And then it turns into like an MMA fight.
Oh yeah, he ends up kicking the bear in the nuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be my job though.
That's my last shot.
You get to be out and choke it.
Yeah. Good luck with all that. Growing up at San Diego, do's my last shot. You can be out in choking. Yeah.
Good luck with all that.
Growing up in San Diego, do you any surfing or anything like that?
Because that is...
I did, yeah, I surfed white alley down there.
Pretty much all of COVID.
But thankfully did not see any sharks.
I did see a whale pretty close, man.
Don't know what type it is.
Those are pretty good.
Still scary, because they're so big.
It's too massive.
It's a locomotive.
It's so massive.
He's a 13-year-old girl who founded off a shark attack.
Do you have that?
Fend it off. I have two shark attack ones, which crazy. Hell yeah, that's a 13 year old. I heard up, Chad.
Okay, so this one was pretty crazy. This is a in Hawaii and this fisherman on a kayak tiger shark. Do you see the video tiger shark?
Yep. Yeah. Now they're territorial animals guys. They're also the craziest one. If you see a tiger shark
I'd rather see a great white than a tiger. Tiger shark, are they more of a...
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, way more, there's a monster.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Tiger shark, Randy!
Oh my God, that scared me.
Get your foot up there, dumb dumb.
He doesn't know what's happening though.
Ah!
Oh my God!
Yeah.
He don't have time to read.
Tiger shark, Randy! Thank God he didn't flip over. Oh, yeah. He ends up in the water. You don't have oh my god You don't have time to read
I got a shock Randy thank god he didn't flip over
Oh, yeah, he ends up in the water and he just upside down
Bro and he kept fishing after the attack which is insane and you see it again
I know no, but so apparently what happened was I guess they some people saw a like a yellowish type of a seal like injured in the water
So they think that the tiger shark attacked it first,
injured it, waited for it to die,
and then went back at, and he thought the kayak
was the seal.
Yeah, so they're stupid.
And then also, calm down though, right?
Just a video on YouTube.
He had his fun of getting yelling and jumping like that.
That scared me.
I don't play it again.
Hey, calm down.
Watch how fast this is.
I mean, it's so freaky.
Oh my god
Because if you're swimming in does that game look at the size of it. He has foot out there
I just like Randy
No, the tiger shark bait you dude. No, what is football look at his foot?
The paddle paddle
No, that's the paddle no, that's the paddle I'm not gonna kayak with lippers. Go back please go back. Oh my god
Right I'm back in pause. Hey, no go back in pause show that how stupid Brian is for me
No, go back. Go back. Oh that was a
Comes up at the end his foot comes up then that's the paddle me look. That's a paddle see the or
Start again there. There is wait
He was right. Oh
What sucks I can't like I can't like mess with this video
There it is that's his foot, Bob. He's got his foot dangling. What's that a turtle? That's his foot
That's a food. He's a booney others a toe. Yeah, you might be right. Yep. That's an engine's where ninja songs
Yes, now those ninja sharks are gonna look at the size of that thing.
Well, it's holding on there, Brendan.
Brian, you're right.
I know I am, because the pedal is on the inside.
The yellow thing was the award.
The yellow thing was the, come on edge right now.
That's better than it comes with your hand though.
Two fingers, as long as the two fingers not one.
Cause I hate battery.
Yeah, no issues with sharks and say an eagle for you.
No, one of my friends, former teammates at state,
played quarterback, he said he saw a shark go under him once.
That'd be a fucking terrifying.
Yeah, luckily nothing for me.
What do you got?
Here's another one, it's from Barstle Sports.
It's just very quick.
We'll see what happens.
I don't know what happens afterwards,
but I'll just show you this video.
So they're spear fishing in the caught a fish
It's a little kid looking damn that shark was so strong. Oh
It just ends there though. It's that he's fine, but that was close
Oh, Jesus, because he has fish. Yeah, fish, yeah, fish.
That's a little kid.
That's kind of blind.
He's excited to him.
Just like that.
I make this turn.
That's a child.
I know.
I wish they played a video afterwards to see what happened, but.
We had the dad probably dropped his phone and said, oh my God.
He said it's a little shark.
I mean, if that's a great white, this is, it's just like, this is a different video.
I had the great white shark eye from Discovery He he's the guy has the jaw the great white shark tooth and he said he said were you in Santa Monica?
And buddy missing his arm and like no, it is another guy. He's a guy who's he's on discovery
He's he's the shark guy. Yeah, yeah guy has got shark tooth around his necklace
Yeah, take it easy. Yeah, And he was telling me, he goes,
just every time you're in the water,
you're in a wilderness area.
And you can say that they don't attack you until they do.
And they're always out there.
And he was saying that in Manhattan Beach,
Venice, San Diego,
certain times in the year.
Which from San Diego San Francisco.
He's like, if you fly over a helicopter,
it's like, really?
Yes. They're all over the place. San Ababa. They say you helicopter, it's like, really? Yes.
They're all over the house.
Santa Barbara.
They say you're like, it's gonna speed away, right?
Yeah, Santa Barbara, those are juveniles.
Now when you get to Santa Barbara,
when you get up to North, and you go North,
you go up to Santa Cruz,
that's when you get the big daddy.
That's a big boy.
So you hear the shark guts.
Those are the shark guts, we got 20 footers.
Shark guts.
We're just like us.
We're just going around.
Moro Bay, where Tim Kennedy said he went swimming. the big, those are sharp cuts, we got 20 footers. Sharks. You like that? She's swimming around. Yeah. Yeah.
Moro Bay, where Tim Kennedy said he went swimming.
Sharks everywhere.
Tim Kennedy was like, you know, he was by your age, he goes, I got kicked out of the police
department, I got kicked out of the fire department.
I have two women, I'm not married to her pregnant at the same time.
I'm going to just get in the water at 4 in at 4 in the morning when it's freezing.
And I'm, and the fog is just kind of water.
And I'm gonna swim out to sea.
And in Moral Bay, they'll tell you,
you don't go swimming there because
that's where they, I guess, mate.
Yeah, dude, you know what's crazy?
You know what's really crazy about the story?
Nothing happened to them.
Yeah, oh wow.
I think I know what's even greater here,
typically nothing will happen to you.
No, yeah, yeah.
Well, don't the Navy SEALs do their training in San Diego
with him?
They have to swim.
Yes they do.
They know what happens at night, yeah.
Yeah, it happens.
Nothing.
Right?
Until it does.
Yeah, until it does.
Well look for that attack.
Because we'll talk about it in all the years.
Never.
Do you know why?
Because the boats scare them.
I don't know, dude.
So it's very safe.
Okay, but I'd be very afraid.
Oh, yeah, you turn the lights on him.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's this?
13 year old girl fights off.
That's what Brian was talking about.
I need to know what kind of shark is
before I give her a respect.
And also, I don't know if she fought it off.
She got bitten.
She went, ah, and freaked out.
19, so she's like, yeah, after the lemmets are on.
There's no picture of it, though.
I guess not. Okay, so then, that's not what happened.
That's why cheating and bringing up.
Hitting the stomach really hard, she said.
Wilt leave me alone, I use my arm and use my hand too,
so I got my arm and finger.
I'll get a small bite.
I can't punch that hard.
19 stitches, 19 stitches isn't a lot.
No. It might have been a fin.
It might, the fin might have like cutter.
Sharks like what's hurt to you?
That looks pretty bad.
No, it's a small, that's a real small shark.
You have fish in your aquarium that, yeah, my air want to do the thing, damn.
Yeah.
Wasn't really in pain because they dreddle in.
All right.
Yeah, that's a very special.
So, please do the bull shark.
Nah, not was.
Nah, that's a very shark.
Nah, nah, nah., that's a very shark.
Nah, nah, nah.
Far from, nah.
Anyway.
A couple more, what do you think?
Yeah, it was two more, then we get mad out of here.
All right, cool.
So this, apparently this happens a lot in Disneyland these days.
So there's a fight between families.
I guess, you know that one, when you walk in,
there's like this 100 year anniversary, what I mean?
There's good place to take pictures of that.
First of all, John, that's Disney World. I'm sorry, Disney World. Okay, to me,
say, but yeah, all right. So I'll show you this clip real quick.
So they're trying to take your picture and they
walked in front of the picture. We have the other family to move.
Well, they look like they're trained. Everybody looks super trained.
And everyone looks super in shape. Yeah, very much in shape.
And now everybody's it's all it's like giant hug.
That guy's coming.
So the guy with braids is doing work on the other fat
Toby White guy.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on there.
That's Disney, baby.
What's that, another fight?
That was a car dealership fight.
Really?
But this is another angle from the Disneyland fight,
or Disney World fight.
Oh, f***.
Oh, f***.
Looks like there's one kid.
It's me, man.
It's not really a place to fight over it.
Just need one more.
You're the real dude.
I'm not gonna come down.
The problem with both parks though, the security sucks.
The fights go on for so long before security shows up.
I'm not scared by that.
I would assume they kicked him out.
She takes tickets.
I think she does pictures.
Who gets this Madison walks for your picture?
I can't get up.
I can't get up.
No, he got beat up bad by that dude with the braids.
Oh.
This is another one.
I think they're trying to leave.
And this finally security came.
Looked like security came in force because they had like legit outfits on
Yeah
Let's end with this one here
So this is in and Sina which is not that far from here. Holy shit. That's super close
Yeah, so this I don't know why this officer was called this location most likely because there was bees around but so this guy
They brought the fire truck. Yeah. So look at this guy, he actually collapses from
a swarm of like over 100 bees attacking him.
He's a piece officer, so voluntary police officer.
Are you thinking of moving a little faster?
But he's getting destroyed by bees, yeah.
And dude, oh man, hits his head straight up.
Oh no, rock.
Oh no.
10-7.
Oh man, get him out of there.
How do you, you know what you got to do in that situation
in all seriousness?
You have to start punching all the bees in the face.
Punch them in face.
Cause they come at you face first, am I wrong?
Those are all the bees that died on the ground.
So did they like knock down a hive or something?
No, so they're like in him.
Renovating a house in the same area
and then apparently there's a huge hive there. Are they the African bees? No, so they're re-inviting a house in the same area and apparently there's a huge hive there.
Are they the African bees?
No, just regular bees.
Sometimes they just decide that the queens under attack
and they just come after you.
And they said this is not normal for bees to attack this crazy.
It's like they're all in some reason, yeah.
Yeah, it's so crazy that they die when they sting people.
Yeah, a lot of wild.
It's just real gambled at stinging people.
Oh yeah, I sure horn just real gamble to sting you. Oh, yeah.
That's your hornet and they can sting you.
Is it when like K-Fell is wrong
get a die we keep doing this man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love you that he did that guy die or no?
No, he's fine.
He had like a bloody lip and no.
The bummer is he gets stunned, falls on his face
and has jump in an electric car, right?
Yeah.
Matt, I'm glad you're all right buddy. Thank you. And thanks for coming. I can't wait to meet you. I'll be the first one to text you. Well, maybe not the first your agent and probably your family friends, but somewhere along the lines,
I'll be one of the guys to text you, man.
Okay.
I'll be buying your jersey as they punt gun on the back.
I can't wait, man.
I'm so excited for you.
I think you're going to get, you're going gonna be the most famous punter in the fucking NFL.
You have so much support from everybody, because everybody knows you are wrong.
You know, and now I think this is, this is gonna be your story, man.
I think it's a good learning lesson for younger athletes out there, man.
Definitely, man. Thank you for the support. Thank you for the tweets.
Of course. I mean, 7 million. That's a lot of people.
Yeah, thank you, man. Thanks for coming on, dude. And driving for the same dude and drum for saying you know he was late yeah I'm a piece of shit but I'm gonna work
on my punting I look forward to you to it really I'm gonna call you sensei from now on man I won't
stop are you gonna try and take his job dude well I'm gonna I'm I'm I'll sneak up on the
pun grandpa can I be a grandpa that one goes on gramps I'm a dad I'm I'll sneak up on the pump grandpa. Can I be a grandpa? That one goes
Punk of grants. I'm a dad. I'm spit-bought in pun gramps. Pun daddy. Don't say grandpa say pun daddy grandpa. Hey, punk
Hey, can I be honest with you all both should decide we'll end this way. Yeah
Sneaky athlete I
Believe it
Matt we love you man. Good luck.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Love you guys.
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