The Fighter & The Kid - This Austin Love Triangle Ended in Murder… | TFATK Ep. 1179

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

In this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen dive into one of the wildest mixes of topics yet—covering everything from UFC training tech to shocking true crime and celebrity chaos.They break down the brutal Austin murder case involving pro cyclist Mo Wilson and Caitlin Armstrong, a story now gaining traction through a new Netflix documentary. The guys react to the insane details, including jealousy, manipulation, and how the suspect evaded police.The conversation shifts to Lamar Odom’s near-death experience, his struggles with addiction, and Khloe Kardashian’s breaking point after trying to help him recover. They also discuss the realities of fame, the Kardashian lifestyle, and why extreme wealth can actually create major problems.Plus, they talk UFC, training innovations, and whether fighter tracking tech could change the sport forever—imagine measuring punch power in real time.This episode hits everything: UFC, MMA, Dana White discussions, celebrity culture, true crime, and wild real-life stories.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkMars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/Zocdoc - Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to http://zocdoc.com/fighter to find and instantly book a doctor you love todayStash - Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's do it, everybody. I like that sweatsher, Bubba. Not bad. Art-type boxing? I like, I like it. I don't wear it out publicly like at the airport.

I like it's so cozy, but I don't want people to be like, oh, look like an old trainer there that, like watches a lot of tape. I'm not a boxer. I told you, I worked with, uh, I worked with this guy, Danny O'Connor, and, uh, he was just showing me some stuff. Now, he fought at 140, Brennan. He walks around maybe one, six, six, maybe 5,8, maybe 5.9. Is he older now? Yeah, older.

And I'm not trying to be like what I'm saying, but I realized I was trying to hit him and I go, I can't reach you. He goes, no, no, no, you'll never reach me. And then he was just moving and then digging in my body but not hitting me. And I went, I go, I go, and I went, wait, the truth is I don't think if I, in our first exchange, you would knock me out. Yeah. And that's really true.

Like, like, I would throw a jab in a right hand. And it would be the worst. Go-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-B. It'd be the worst. And I just said to my friends, I go, if you ever hear me say that I boxed, and I really mean this. Check me. If you ever hear me say, I boxed.

Yeah. Or I know boxing. Yeah. I don't know boxing. I don't know anything. You don't know anything, dude. No, with a problem. It doesn't matter how much you work on.

It doesn't matter. And I went, and guess what? I'm not going to work on. I'm not going to do it anymore. No, you know what you should do. And do. I'm, when I say I'm sore, I'm, do you see I was walking today? Yeah, I'm so goddamn sore.

Right. I started doing those fight camp workouts where you can do 20, 30, 45 minutes an hour. Yeah. But they have trackers in them. Yes. Where it tracks everything. Yes. So I had Tiger do it.

I do it. Dude, I'm so sore. Yeah. So you're doing bike and then skier. No, no, no, fight camp. So you get sent to your house. It's like this big white heavy bag. Okay.

And you put sand in it. Depend, you, you should probably put 10, I had to put 300 pounds in it. That's not a big deal. So you put the sand in the bottom so it can't go anywhere. Okay. Then there's an app. I connected to the TV because I said outside.

I connect TV outside. Yeah. And you have a trainer that's taking you through warm up and then rounds. Really? Rounds rounds and professionals taking you through it. Really? So it's and you can, I was thinking. Can you bring up fight camps?

I can see what you're talking about. Hey, I was thinking about you. I do train. Oh, dude. I roll every day. Yeah. This, you're going to, you would do it every day. You would love it.

Yeah. I love that. right there the white fight camp okay yeah i'm all about that but so you so you download the app right and then it says level of experience like what kind of workout you're getting and it's literally like never box before some boxing i'm into it have a category it says it thinks he can box and then it says like pro level because you're competing against uh a bot oh boy you're basically competing against the computer now if you select pro level you have to keep up with his pace on the bat yeah Yeah. That's, that's gonna get to you. Oh, yeah. And you have been doing that. I'm so sore. But it's also built my shoulders like a mother one. So I will say that right now I'm in pretty damn good shape because I'll do, I go to archetype and we do these e-moms that a lot of times Tim Kennedy will lead. Yeah. Or, you know, some other guys. And then we roll after that. And I'm good after that. And that's an hour. And that's good for me. Jump on that. Just do like the 45 minute.

pro workout. Yeah. Do the 45 minute pro workout. Now, you know who's involved with this, right? No. Oh, there's some big boys. Like Wonderboy.

Okay. It's my boy. Yeah. John Jones. Yeah. Yeah. Demetrison. Oh, you got some people.

Yeah. Got some people that know something about training. Yeah. Yeah. And Wonder Boy has a whole tutorial on it. Because you can also put the trackers for kits too, which again, that's your shit. That's my shit. I know.

But one thing I say, watch out for my feet. But this is my thing. See, my son loves it. Because in baseball, they have trackers now. So when he's sitting in the cage, they have a camera there. He can, you can go to Fenway Field. You can go to Wrigley Park. And it shows his balls how far it would go on that park.

So he turns around and look at his V-Loh and see how far it goes, if it was an out, double, whatever it is. So T, he hit a ball, turn around and look. Kids and adults, they love when you're tracking. Oh, sure. So with this, Tiger will punch, and it'll be in a show his how hard he punched. Wow. Yeah, and then there's a whole...

On fight camp. On fight camp. Here's my thing, though. So it's tracking on my... And I like doing it too. And they're like, Dad, how hard can you punch? You know, I knocked the saying out of it. But so T.

Go's, Dad, how hard can you punch? But I was watching how much they love the tracking? How dope would this be? This got me, because you have UFC 27 this beginning at Gamebred. How dope would it be if they put those... And the trackers are small. It doesn't affect your glove or anything like that. If they put those tracking in the UFC gloves and you could see how hard

Potons left hook is. Or Francis Ingano, like Netflix. Yeah. When he knocks a dude. I would love to see how hard his uppercut was against Overeign. Oh,

what was that at? What was that at? Or Deante Water when he's going against Chesora. How dope would that be? Wouldn't that be sick? It'd be incredible. And it's thin, dude. It's thin.

Damn. This is just for them, though, not for the public. That'd be pretty amazing. Figital gloves are authenticated. I love it. yeah but that ain't the fight camp technology everybody trying to get that technology it's like an iran when are they going to have robots freaking bomb they're trying to take them out what wonder when they're going to have robots you can actually spar with oh that's a movie with

hugh jackman and it's gay as shit dude just like you might have like robots where like they're teaching you and you're that legit a movie and you're like all right keep taking it you're you don't see them with this horrible movie oh i remember robob robot no i don't know what it is my kids watching. Yeah, I saw that. Even Boston 6 was like, this sucks. Yeah. Real steel.

Get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, it's dumb. Get out of my freaking face, dude. But I think, we gotta get, I gotta get, if I can't get, if I can't send you one of those bags, you would use it like a mother friend. Dude, I, and he was like, 100% because they have, uh, you can put the trackers on your feet for your wheel kicks. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. You might be able to do something. Let's go. Dude, I'm telling you right now. And by do something, I mean, now hold on. You might be able to work out on them and talk about it on here.

Here's what I say to boxers. Hey. Keep you busy. Well, no, no, no, I go, now listen, your hands are great.

My feet? That's all I do. Right? I go, you don't want me to use my feet, right? You don't, you don't want the feet to get involved.

You don't want my front kick. No, I know, this is, your world's here. Your world's one, too. Yeah, yeah. But what about three four?

Yeah. Do you know three four? Three four is a bad situation. Three four, Four, stanky, too. My back kick that goes into my roundhouse, that then goes into, what? Three, four, stinky. Excuse me?

And I follow up. One, two? Fun time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three, four? Stinky. Stinky. Stinky.

My feet are stupid. Stupid, stinky. Stinky. Stupid stinky. That's what I do. One, two, that keeps a clean, right? As they call it a clean one, two? Yeah.

You're at a stinky three four? Here's what's going on. I'm talking about a hook up or cut. Three four is what sets up one, too. All there. Right. What happened to your midsection? Kecka-k-K-K-K-E!

Yeah, that's what I do. So let's be serious here. And there is that little front kick that gets you right in the old... Talking about the old teep-teep? That sucks. That mointy shit can hurt you bad. The old tipperoo.

Yeah, you'll get guys in the old... At the old archetype where they'll teep you right in the old... While you're boxing? They'll just do a little kickboxing. And I'll be like, here you know, you're like, ooh, that hurts. As long as you know the rules before you engage. Yeah.

As long you know the rules. Dude, I was watching Netflix is kind of crushing right now, obviously, with all their shit. So I was at this birthday party, like get together. Was that West, what's called West? Is it West Hills? Yeah, West Hills. That's where the big high school's at. So West Hills and Lake Travis are rivals, right?

So you go to West Hills. West Hills, if you're not from Austin, is our version of basically Beverly Hills. Yeah. It's like the super ritzie, old school money. Title kids. Most are trust fund babies, really good athletes, but it's where the elite of Austin live. Yes. I don't live there.

I go to a party there. I have nothing in common with these people, blah, blah, blah. But there was a lady there and her and her husband were talking about how they watch crime docs. I'm like, you don't say, because I wasn't talking. I was in talking, I was in the corner. And then I heard her start talking about murder. And she goes, you know, do you know about the Austin ice cream murders? I'm like, I do.

I do. I do. Let me guess you. Watch the documentary. Oh, that's all surface level. And then she goes, yeah, but you know there's a doc comes out tomorrow on Netflix about the bikeless who was murdered in Austin off Lamar Street. And I go, I don't. And she goes, oh, it's a fun story. Fun meaning you got to be messed up in the head. She's like, fun. It's a crazy story. We watched it last night. A, it's heartbreaking because it's a, it's a family that loses their daughter. And if you have kids, they show her as a video. This girl was up, her name's Mo. Yep, her name, her name's Moe Wilson. She was a badass travel cyclist. So that's on dirt, right? Yeah.

Bad ass. Like bad, bad. Like pro cyclist monster. Super pretty girl. That's her on the right. Wow, she's beautiful. So she, she's dominating, cycling, right? She's doing all this shit.

And then she starts seeing this guy. who's a pro cyclist. And he has a girlfriend, though. But they're on and off again. According to him, he's kind of manipulating them. He's lying to, he's lying to the girl at home. He's lying to the girlfriend. He's being a der bag.

Yeah. First team all der bag. Yeah. So he's doing the derbag thing. Well, his living girlfriend is like super jealous, super jealous. This girl's just getting started. She's starting to get sponsors, starting to get attention. She's winning all these races going national, international.

She's crushing it. she texts him and he has her under a different name on their phone. And the detective asks him, goes, why is she on a different name? He goes, ah, my girlfriend's a little crazy. I just didn't want to deal with that. Every guy goes, I know exactly what he's doing. Every guy's like, hey, bro. But it also, so her name's Mo.

Bring her up. And her name, her name in his phone was like, Christy. She's so pretty. So pretty. So this crazy bitch at the bottom left there, the living girlfriend, he has an iPad. and his text go to his iPad. So she sees that this girl is hitting up her man.

iPads will sink you. Yes. Yep. You know what we're talking about. So she sees the messaging that he's going to meet up with her. She goes, okay, cool. She has a nine millimeter at the house. He drops her off.

She waits. She's only there for a race. She comes to the house, shoots her in the face twice. And then when she's on the ground, shoots her in the heart. And then evades. police gets away, goes to Costa Rica, where she's doing yoga, and they couldn't, they couldn't find her, so they thought it was going to be a cold case. So one detective goes, oh, I don't would do, because they believe she was in Costa Rica. They'll go, we'll put an ad out in Costa Rica.

We're looking for an American yoga instructor looking for work. So they put an ad out, her dumb ass, even though she got all this plastic surgery to look different. Well, she got plastic surgery looks like shit now. But so she got all this plastic surgery to look like her sister. because you're using her sister's passport. So the fucking shout out to the Austin police, they put a thing out looking for a yoga instructor. This dumb bitch answers the call. They go, cool.

Is your name Caitlin Armstrong? She goes, yeah. They go, very cool. Woo. You're under arrest. She got her. Oh, and then, and then while they have reprehended, she had some condition with her leg or some injury.

She's like, you can't, you can't chain my legs because of my injury. like yeah good point dude she takes off this is an awesome at that Travis she got her nose done yeah we know she had a great nose before that now she looks she was super pretty before now she's just busted well but she was trying to evade police there man she must be a real psycho oh dude they gave her 90 years yeah and she had no remorse yeah that's a sociopath oh yeah what he was dating a sociopath yeah she she is me because it's super heartbreaking because they're showing like videos of her as a babe like the the Mo girl as a little child.

It's a night. It's horrible. Your beautiful daughter is killed. So they let the mom talk to her in the courtroom. Yeah. And she's like, you know, when you shot her in the heart, you shot me. Because she killed her by shooting in the heart at the end. Yeah.

And of course. You know, and the parents were like, you know, this is in a victory after they gave the sentence of 90 years. Like this is a victory. Two families are, you know, pray for the family's super nice. Pay for Caitlin Armstrong's family. And me and Joanne, I'm like, God, I would not be that way. Well, there ain't a security guard in America who could hold me back from getting my hands on it.

I know, but forgiveness is the only way. There's no forgiveness there. Yeah. You kill my kid. There's no forgiveness. We're enemies for life. Of course. I would have been like, enjoy fucking prison next 90 year, you dumb bitch.

She was so pretty, but you know, this is a scumbus. Well, she was trying to get away. She was trying to look more like her sister. What a fucking, uh, what a sociopath. Yeah. She shot her and then she just left her boyfriend and everything and just went to Costa Rica. Yeah, was on the, was on the light. Like sociopaths have this weird, thought she didn't get away with it. Yeah, sociopaths think they can get away with things.

Oh, I'm going to go to Costa Rica. Good plan. Good plan. That's not too far, dumbass. But then also, see, I think the boyfriend should have taken some accountability because he was manipulating both of them. Sure, but the boyfriend was by the way. But you know what the cop said? The cop goes, was he doing whatever shady shit, hooking up with chicks? Yes. But he didn't know she was capable of killing him. He's probably, he's probably dealing with a psycho. She's already a psycho, right? They're on and off. When you took the stand, they go, do you know Caitlin Armstrong? They dated for like 10 years. And he goes, I don't. I thought I did. I don't know her. No. And like, hold on. You don't know her. He goes, no. The person I know would never be able to do that. Yeah. Well, you know what?

Sociopaths can really, they can, they can surprise you, man. They behave a certain. way for a long time and then they turn but that's just heartbreaking man it's a tough it's a tough lot killed a girl just oh stocked her stocked at this house so man and they wouldn't play the 911 uh well they went play the the the ring because the the neighbors ring picked up the yeah of course the audio maybe the audio of her getting shot she had shot twice both in the face one straight here, the other here. And that didn't kill her. You hear a yell and then the one, the heart, where it goes silence.

Poor girl. Terrible. And then the mom, they bring her in there, she's like, she's gone. The mom starts crying. She's like, you just left her there. She's all alone. And you're just like, oh, fuck, dude. The worst thing ever.

Oh, I can't imagine. I can't. Unfathomable. There are some scumbag people out there. She's just. Oh, just a real piece of shit. A monster inside. But they're out there.

Dude, you want to talk about a piece of shit. Well, I shouldn't say a piece of shit. Just a lot of issues is Lamar Odom. Have you seen that, Doc? The Lamar Odom dog? I'm not that into it. Like, Joanna was like, oh, let's watch the Brett Varv. Doc.

I'm like, I don't need to, I know. I like Brett Varv. I too. I don't want to, I know all his shit. Like, it's going to be new for you. Same shit for me. I followed too long. I'm like, let's watch Lamar Odom.

Dude. He had six heart attacks, seven strokes. When he went to that bunny ranch and just did drugs for like seven straight. He legit died. He was out for a while. Yeah. And they brought him back to life. And then Chloe Kardashian. What was his drug? Just everything? Oh, he smoked crack, sir. Smoke. Oh, I'm sorry. And also, you know, he's, hey, Brian, smoke, crap. He's also a giant, so it's not good for his body. He's already got a heart issue. Oh, the whole thing's a fucking disaster. Right. Smoking crack. So he has like six heart attacks, seven strokes. He gets sober. Chloe Kardashian is with him every

step of the way. He's not, he don't have money come in. She gets him rehabilitated, gets him walking. He, because he went brain dead. So he forgot his family. She started bringing back his family. So he starts to remember all that. She's paying for all his, all his, all his, the nurses, all that shit. You didn't have money? No, I guess not during this. So she covered everything, got him back to life, nursed him back to health. And then she went to go surprise him one day. And she goes, if you ever smell the scent of crack, you know it. You never forget it. She was, I go to surprise him one day after all this all this work finally back on his feet remember his family walking i walk in i walk in and i can smell crack cocaine and she goes and i left and never came back she was that was the

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Ontario. But then what's interesting is she was saying how he's always wanted to be famous. He was one to be in Hollywood and be famous. His number one thing is being famous. So if you remember the Lamar and Chloe show, Chloe didn't want to do it. Her family didn't want to do it. It was Lamar Odom's idea. Wow.

It was his idea. She seems like a nice person, Chloe Kardashian. I know them a little bit because our kids went to school. She's the most normal. She's the most normal one. Yeah. Yeah. Hard to be normal anyway in general, right?

When you're in the spotlight. Disaster for them. Yeah. You would not want that life. No. But they all seem like. She's the most normal. Kim's pretty for as famous.

She seems pretty normal. Yeah, she seems, I appreciate. She's pretty hands-on. We'd always drop the kids off at school, always pick them up. I think she's a good person. I think she's just dealing with a whirlwind. Like overall, I think Kim Kardashian is somebody who, like, is doing that criminal justice reform that she went to law school.

Yeah, she didn't pass a bar. Kanye did in like two days, but not a big deal. Yeah. Kanye passed the bar. Really? See in court. He did? Yeah.

He did? Yeah. Just because she failed it and he goes, oh, very cool. Well, I'm a genius. So check this out. Let me see. no i don't think so i'm unverified so much man the county was past his first stint yeah maybe i mean i he's smart so you know if he decided to do it he said he did it because

kim couldn't do it well as of now it's just lots of official ver verification but i i think it's tough for kim and chloe too like obviously they're both single like kim's date and uh louis hampton but when you're at their level, you can't just date a normal dude because you don't know their motives, anything like that. So they're single because, I mean,

what are you going to do? Like, that's a tough gig man. I'm telling you, like everyone wants rich in fame, dude, when you see them and the shit they have to deal with

and the security they got to deal with? People don't realize. People don't realize what that is. You're so right. Like, people don't understand what fame on that level is. It's a prison.

It's a different level. They can't go to mall. They can't go to out to eat. They have to always take out. But I did a movie with Tom Cruise. They were working on a movie for a long time. And Tom Cruise, he was like, would you want to go to some restaurant? He goes, I can't go to that restaurant.

It's like, what? Well, so my kiddo played on the same team as his, as Kanye's and Kim's Kid Saint. Okay. And St. And St. was Tiger's best friend in California. So you know them pretty well. Yeah. So we drop them off there.

They drop Sane off all the time. the issue is like even at a little league game there's security there there's four fucking security guards at all times so it's just not normal but it's normal to their kid to saint that was normal what's not normal is on his when he turned six is they have a chocolate fountain that's carved out of a six year old so it's his body made out of chocolate a chocolate fountain he turned six and then they have the new movie and they have all this elephants and all this shit. And then, and then, oh, when he turned seven, T goes, dad, I'm going to Saints party this Friday.

I go, oh, yeah, where's that? He goes, six flags. I go, man, that's going to be tough. Than I'm getting a six flags. Kim's going. He goes, yeah, it's just the moms and one kid. So Joe goes, you know, it's just the moms and the kids. And I go, man, that's going to be a disaster for St.

And Kim. Not when they. Oh, and then Tiger goes, oh, no, dad, it's just us. They rented it out. Yeah, you go, what do you mean? It's just as he goes, oh, yeah, they rented the whole thing out. I'm like, the whole, like the whole park goes, yeah, yeah, we don't have to wait in line. I'm like, oh, and he goes, what am I doing for my birthday?

Oh, well, you're getting a cupcake and we're going to the batting cages. That's what we're going to do. Yeah, and you're going to be stoked about it. Otherwise, I'm going to get pissed. You know, so one of the reasons, that's one of the reason we left L.A. Like, you don't. Of course that's where you're. So they call it keep, like, you call it keeping up what the Jones is, but then there's

keeping up with the Kardashians. And I can't win that game. No, you can't. So on spring break. No, you cannot. Summer break, spring break, fall break, whatever the fuck, winter break. Yeah. All that.

People should know that your kids were going to where my niece and nephew went. Sierra Canyon. Sierra Canyon. Yeah. Which has its old other set of issues. When you go to that school, you're going to school with people like Puffy's kids, people like Chris Browns, Aaron's, I mean, Big Boys. The Brown James kids, all of them.

That's who you're going. going to school, not to mention a bunch of very big Hollywood people, but keep going. Oh, and they, oh, dude, I was the poorest by, you're damn right. And you were making, and you were making bank, and they look at you like a pauper. Peasant, peasant. They laugh at my income. They laugh at my income. Right, right. So, you were telling me that story about, they were talking about going on vacation. Oh, my God. So spring break, fall break, winter break, summer break, T. You come on and go, dad, saints going to Paris, saints going to Africa. What are we doing? I'm like,

What do you mean? What do you know, you're staying here? You have a, you have a backyard. You're not jet skiing in St. Bart's. That was the toughest thing to navigate by far. That was one of the biggest issues in LA, keeping up with that shit. I know,

because it's not Tiger's fault. Yeah. He, because he goes to school with those kids, he thought that was normal. Yeah. And I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I had that F-150, the Ford Lightning.

It's a 2003 truck. I made it as nice as possible, it was dope. I did most of the work myself. And we go to pull up, and it's all Petley's, Rolls Royces, Lamborghinis, Uris's, G-Wagons. And he goes, oh, Dad, can you drop me off here on the side of the school? And I go, I go. And you were driving an ice car? Yeah, dude.

I go, what? He goes, Dad, just dropped me off here. You have to wait in line. And I was like, oh, he probably just don't have to wait in line. And then I'm like, it hit me. I go, oh, he's embarrassed. He's embarrassed on my car. car. So then I go, oh, buddy, buddy, you don't want me to drop you off because you think their cars are

cooler than mine as well. It's just different. I go, it is different, Tiger. You know how it's different? I worked on this car. This car is very unique. This car is very, those people, go ask them what engines in that G55 or G63. Go ask them what engines are that yours. They have no clue, Tiger. They bought those because they think it's the thing to do. I bought this because I actually enjoy it and I love it. Right. Those people aren't shit. When your kid goes to school like that, it's just not, it's not conducive to acclimate

into the real world. I don't think it's good for them. I always say if your kid has never flown commercially, you should probably be arrested for child abuse. It ain't going to work out for them typically, almost always. You know, like, I'll give you another example. It's like my friend's kids, they were like talking about how they were with a friend of theirs that's made some money or maybe.

you all the money. And, well, this is their vacation. They were like, you know, we're out here in the waters on this insane yacht. Let's use the sonar to find where the whales are, and then we'll go snorkeling with the whale. Yes, it's not normal. With the whales. It's not normal. That's the kind of experiences that you have. So it's very hard to compete. It's hard to compete, but then I just give Tiger examples. Like, dude, we always talk about this, that Alaska vacation we went on? Yeah. Nothing fancy. The hotel? was fantastic trash yeah like it's trash meaning it's not a four seasons right it's just a lodge you have a room there's no it's rudimentary it's very basic because and because you're up at 5 a m you're going to bed at

8 p.m. it's a hunting lodge dude it's a hunting lodge so there's not a lot there and we walk in t goes geez i go watch watch watch watch watch buddy and i'm like we're just going to go to back so i get up early in the morning there's no TVs there's no cell phones there's no service let's see how it goes by at the end of that trip He's flying in that plane. He's doing all the fishing. We're out all day. He's eating, right? And then when we got back, he's like,

dad, this is the best time I've ever had. I'm like, I told you, and this isn't crazy expense. This isn't nothing wild or extreme. No. Like, dude, this is living.

Hunting is good for that too. When you, no matter how much money you have, when you're on a glacial lake in Alaska and you're looking for animals and freezing, there's something about that shit that when you're done with it, you're like,

damn, that was an experience. I'll tell you what, world different out here. World of different. The parents out here, switch where I'm at. It's a bubble of sport parents where how was your spring break? Good, good, got 24 sessions in. And it's like, wow.

Did you go there? No, no, no, no. It's not even a competition. It's not that they're bragging, but it's like, oh, damn. And that kid's really fucking good. Oh, he got 24 privates in. Oh, very cool. Discipline.

Discipline. Everyone has one goal to create the best. And even if you don't make it, the value of getting good at something when you're young has nothing to do with going on to be a pro. It has to do with the fact that you are learning how to learn. You're learning how to get good at something. And you can apply that to everything in your life. That's the other thing.

Correct. Like all of a sudden, you have some pride in the fact that, well, I'm watching that really good tennis player or that really good pianist, but I kind of know what they went through to get there. But it's also like it teaches to work hard and then you reap what you sow. So it's like,

all right, well, I put in whatever. I did six extra BPs this week. And then you go into the game, it's like, oh, shit, I went whatever, six for six this weekend. Like, yeah, buddy, because you're working. Yeah. You're working. Yeah.

Yeah. L.A., that's very tough to find and compete with it. Is it? Very tough. What do you mean tough to find? As far as the same morals and work ethic. Because a lot of them come from money. And resources, right?

Nah, that's the thing. Like, in the bubble we're in in California, in the valley there, Calabas area, that's a bubble. That's a bubble. How often are you kids on phones or tablets? Never. Never. We don't have them. Yeah.

They don't have them. None of that shit. We don't have them. No, we don't have them. But that's one of the reasons we had to have one of Tiger's friends stopped coming over, Saint, because he'd come over and he had a cell phone at six.

And instead of playing with tea and bossy in the backyard, he was on his phone. I go, oh, but I took it from him. And no one ever did. I go, oh, buddy, we don't have cell phones in this house. I don't want my kids getting used that. So if you're going to come over and play, there's no cell phones. What do you think happened? He didn't, he stopped playing.

He never came back until he goes, dad, we're saying. I'm like, he wants his cell phone. Wow. What a bummer. So instead of playing with you, he wants to scroll on his phone. And then I get pretty rude. And I go, fuck him. Yeah.

I tell him, fuck him. Okay, fuck him. Tell me go buy tickets at your game. Okay, cool. See you at the game. Let me know if you need tickets while you're scrolling on the fucking phone. Love it. Good luck. So bad for you.

It's not him. It's the parents. Correct. It's like, you know, you are. They're also so busy where it's also the nannies, but the nannies don't have the power to do. It's a nightmare. You don't wish that upon your worst enemy. It's a nightmare.

It's a recipe to create no motivation, to create in cells. It's not good. T. Tom, congrats man. Let me know if you need tickets. Nightmare. Not out here, especially our neighbor. not as soon as good as a phone everyone's sports specific oriented it's just all about family

it's just different now that exists in l.a this is the other thing don't get twisted people will say get ready for sports in texas we come from l.a where especially baseball football baseball out there like look at if you look at the top 10 teams at 10 you 11 you 12 you the majority from california the majority of MLB players California so when I get ready for Texas don't get me wrong it's fucking great here California is big boy baseball

Big boy baseball right And they have all the resources all the pros are out there All the hitting cages it's year round The weather's perfect for baseball It's a year fucking round You look at all the top teams They're all out of California All the top pros are all like California

California California creates more MLB pros than anywhere else Crazy Great baseball out there. Great baseball. My daughter turns 18 flying L.A. Holy shit.

How about that? 18. Can start an only fan. What? No. Like all my friends have to say something. All my friends are like, 18 old daughter?

Yeah. 18. 18. I don't date her. Like this? Did you say 18? She is a full-grown woman. She never.

will be in my eyes. You know, it's like, yeah. I mean, well, you knew her when she was three. Literally three. You knew her when she was actually two years old. How about that? She was a little thing. You knew her 16 years ago.

She was in diapers, yeah. Yeah, in diapers. Like you remember that Bretwood house. Binky. Yep. She had her binkie and diapers. My God. And then the last time I saw her, it was probably a year ago, you picked up for

something. You guys were in the Tesla. She's in Taco Bell. I go, what's up, girl? Hey, Brandon. Come. She just comes out and you're like, oh, you're ego. Well, you're a full-grown woman now, so that's cool.

Yeah, she's huge. Yeah, she's got a mom's phone structure, not dads. No, yeah, thank God. Long legs. Yeah, thank God. Is she, she can do something in sports. Yeah, she played varsity tennis, actually. What grade is she in?

She is going into college, got into Boulder. She's probably going to Boulder. She's going to the old alumni? You went to Boulder. How do you think she got it? What? Yeah, dude, I pulled some trees. What?

What? Yeah. Is she really going to see you? Yeah, she's, that's, that's going to be her first choice. Buddy. How about that? What? Stay at the old.

Yeah. The old dorm dorm. Yeah. Wow. Crazy, right? See you Boulder at great school. Great school. Was she a major in there?

Engineering, mechanical engineering. Yeah, yeah, she's. Oh, she's wicked smart. Oh, that's right. She's all age. She's never got to be. Yeah. And when I say she's never got to be, I mean she is, takes AP classes.

She's now in college courses now. It's nuts. she, hey, she likes academic competitions. She enters academic competitions. Their team came up, came in like 15th in the nation or something. Damn engineering. Oh, she's going to be fat. Yeah.

Raise your hand if you've been putting off dental cleaning annual checkups, honestly. Any kind of doctor's appointment, that's us, dude. Well, first of all, trying to find a good doctor, right? It's a nightmare. When you move to a place, I don't know who's a good doctor. I don't know where to go. I actually don't have a doctor, which is a major problem. Dude, I just got a dentist.

I have to do so much work. But for years, I've said, I had a workout. It's fine for years. Yeah. You basically, I go, oh, I have this. Let me go to chat GBT and put the symptoms in. Yeah, does this sound familiar? This year, you're going to do things differently.

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Yeah. Because the AI's not getting into a little shit. I've never had to worry about her in terms of accomplishing things. No. Violinist, varsity tennis, straight days, all that shit. Damn, Boulder? What other schools on her list? She got on everything.

Texas A&M. Great school. Yeah, all of them. Especially for engineering. Literally, she got, if you only got a school, she didn't get into a Stanford because. Oh, no, I'll solve that. She's not Asian. What were you saying?

that's that oh a white girl oh so blonde white girl by the way fucked blonde white girl or boy in america in in in ivy league or like sense you're competing against your companions no no you're not getting in baba go against stanford you're not getting korea and china's got something to say about that they've been studying they've been getting ready for that stanford moment since the womb don't get started but then also uh you're fucked so i never claimed tag the tiger's mexian side but on those college apps? You're damn right. You full-blown Mexican.

You want 100% Oh, you're going to forget about your white dad. And by the way, you might see some Peruvian Indian. We're going to throw that in there. We don't know. But there might be a splash of Cherokee. Hey, it's trekkulturas. Tres cultures, which means three cultures,

Spanish, Aztec, Aztec, and... Oh, if we have to pull that card out, it's going to look like a fucking... Oh, it's going to be, D-E-I-hire, baby. Correct. That shit is going to be. It's a Spanish-A-Matic mixture. Mexican.

Might be some black. I don't know. We don't know. How bad do you want to get in, Bubba? Right. Stanford, we're going to have to pull that car. They called you the hybrid. I'm just saying that there are things going on here.

He could be some Native American. There's a lot going on that he should be getting a full ride. Not just, actually, they should pay you just because. That's what we're hoping. He's going to get an academic scholarship, but then there's the other stuff. I don't know if academics is this thing. No, I mean, I mean, athletic. Yes.

He's going to get an athletic scholarship, but then there's the, he's marginalized. He's in a, he's in a pressed community. He's been suppressed his entire life. So you've got to get some money. You've got to get some reparations. You got to pay us. That's all. That's beautiful.

To you, the only time we're going to use that card, I'm going to put the plan for college. My kids are white as fuck. Yeah, you're fucked. I had, every, my both wives, white as white. Like, my son has, is a bit of a ginger. That kid cannot be in the sun for more than three minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll start to smold.

Kids don't tan. Man. Either does old dad. You have a type. And it's what you... Oh, I don't know what's going on here. You want your bloodline pure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm a racist. Oh, wow. Yeah, I got to keep it real pure. Your wife now so white? If I don't... If my wife doesn't burn immediately, then she can't be in the family tree. Yeah, like almost like a vampire code. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, both your wife, Amanda was white as fuck, too. She was one of those people that tanned really well, though. She had that golden tan She's white though But my girl My girl's actually Italian Irish So she's got dark My wife is darker

I'm white They get my fucking skin Whatever my skin is Even though I'm half Sicilian I didn't get any of that shit Do your daughter must have crushed it On the SATs Do they still do SATs to get in?

Yeah she crushed it in that Yeah She crushed Because to be straight up white White and like we can't We can't toss it anything Got on everywhere Yeah

You'll be pretty special Tennis team Capping of the fucking And I don't know what the hell she did. She's just like, it's too much. I had to tell her, I go, hey, you can't do everything. You got to stop. Oh, you can.

They want all those extracurricular activities. It's like too much. Like, come on. Come on. So have some fun for once. That's fucking wild. I was at Tiger's practices are at the high school field here on the big boy field. There's a kid walking around.

He's a junior. I think he pitches 102. And he got a full, he got, he offered to go pro. He decided to go to University of Texas. and he's walking around, you know, just like, what's up? Big boy. Yeah, big kid. I'm like, God, that kid just gets the world by the fucking balls.

My daughter, my daughter got a, she's down at the beach with her mom, up in Big Sur and a surfer, some 19-year-old surfer. Beat it, broke back. Stud, stud, kid, long hair comes up. They make no money. Right in front of his mom goes, hey, goes, hey, my name is Tanner, whatever. Pretty Chad. I'd love to take you. sometimes. Nope. My daughter, my daughter looks in him, she goes, really? And he goes, yeah. And so my, my, my,

good for him, though, for shooting. Oh, my, my, my, my ex looked at him like this kid's a stud. So she goes, I'm going to go to the car. So he, he picks her up the next day. It's a day date. Oh, they went on a day. It's a day date. And how about how badass this kid is? He's a, he's a surfer. So he takes her down to the tide pools and shows up. off a little bit. Gets her to, gets her to, pet an elephant seal,

highly illegal. But, oh, this guy's a risk taker. He's a risk taker. My daughter goes, this guy takes me to this place where nobody knows it's this beach.

And I'm like, what's going on here? But he was like, you know, and he goes down, there were other people there, you know, other surfers. And nobody knows about

it's the locals thing. What a date. And he goes, go ahead and pet it. And he pet this female. And then this, knowing this would have, happen. Hey. The male comes flopping at him and they got to run away giggling because it's a

Joe. It's a 5,000 pound seal. He goes, let's get out of here. Hey, do you think that's the only elephant seal that got petted that day? Now hold on. Hold on, bro. Now hold on, bro. Bro, I'm going to ask you. Do you think that's any elephant seal that? Now, sir. You think that's the only elephant seal? Sir, my daughter turns 18 today. You think that's the only elephant seal that got fed? Now, hold on, bro. I'm not, bro. No, I'm asking about the fucking animals, dude. It's got pet.

I'm just saying that's, that's a stud move. Dude, what a stud. It's a move. But I go to my daughter, I'm like, you know, the surfer's cool, right? Love of your life? Now, listen, you're going to be financially supporting him while he surfs all that. Well, that's the thing. And she knows that.

And so she said, it was a nice time. Oh, he talked about Jesus a lot. That's not that sexy on a date. It is what it is. God bless. But she was a little. like he was like she was like she had boyfriends before she has had boyfriends before oh she had that jewish boyfriend she also had that guy in seattle she's a long distance relationship she was going to

seattle and i'd be like excuse me she's flying to seattle i said how's that going she goes hey long-term relations long-distance relationships don't work yeah no shit but also you know me fisher in the sea why would you pick one that swims all the way to seattle she met him touring a college he seemed great And now she's going to Boulder. Now, you know, Boulder always top five party schools. So, hey, her grade's going to take a debt. You don't know her. She's a grinder.

She's like, mm-hmm, very cool story. Getting straight. But also, she's not like a sorority girl, is she? No. Hey, we'll see. We'll see. When you see those sororities, like, oh, shit, this is Liddy. Yeah.

There's a possibility. There's a possibility. She's a candidate. She's not one of those girls that needs to be super social. You know? Yeah, that's true. I'm different. Yeah, you're different.

Yeah, she'll be fine. Like one time she was playing lacrosse. She always played sports, playing lacrosse. And then she kind of like, after the game was just walking alone. I go, she being excluded, my ex goes, no, she's late for violin. So she's making a beeline. Yeah. She's not like you.

She doesn't hang around. I was like, oh. Dude, you love this. So Tiger and Bossi, Tuesday's the only day they don't have sports. So the only day they have off, right? They come home, my dad, we go see our buddies. They head out the door.

They have, I got them walkie-talkies, like those old school walkie-talkies. So they get outside in their neighborhood. They come back after whatever three hours playing. How was it? They go, oh, dad, they built a fort. And because down by the lake, they get wood and they built this fort.

And he goes, yeah, we have, we started an army. I'm like, oh, cool, man. What are you guys doing the army? He's like, you know, it's me in Boston, Everett, and we're America. I go, oh, cool. And he goes, and then the other kids in there were in the militia.

Are they, they asked, he goes, and they're the Nazis. I went, uh, what do you mean? Interesting. And he goes, yeah, it's, it's America versus the Nazis. And I go, who came up with the Nazis? He goes, they called himself Nazis. All right. Well, are they goose stepping?

I said, do you, do you know, uh, maybe just, maybe just called Americans versus Germany, huh? But tell them to rename the thing. I go, now we don't draw. our armies, right? You don't draw Nazi stuff. You don't draw on your uniforms, do you? I said, does one of them have a fake mustache? Are you guys doing, how deeply going with this army?

Is it a small mustache that fits under a gas mask? It's America versus the Nazis. That's pretty funny. Yeah. They're learning World War II right now. There you go. Yeah. There you go. That's great. Weird. Kids are like, we'll take America. We'll take Nazis. Yeah, you watch your kids start to figure out the social space. It's really interesting. my four-year-old fell in love with his four-year-old cousin in Florida.

That's good. They were inseparable, inseparable, okay? Incredible. Oh, dude, baseball was lit. Dodgers are just on fire. Thank God. Dodgers are fucking cooking. What do you mean?

Is this spring training? No. Sorry. Is baseball starting now already? Yeah, bro. Two weeks into the season. Really? It goes to October.

World Series was just, just happened. Yeah, and they just, they did, it's regular season, early in the season. I think it's like eight and two. So it's probably, they've 10 games in the season, and the Dodgers went to Toronto. We beat the dog piss out of them in Toronto again, beat the dog piss out of them. But baseball is better than ever. But then also, there's a fight last night. I want to get your take on this.

I sent each in. So it's a pitcher, right? I think it's Anaheim. I forget who the other team is. Okay. So he runs at the pitcher, Big Cat, too. Dude's no punk.

He runs at the pitcher. He hit him before threw another high pitch towards his head at his third at bat. So he's like, they start talking shit to each other. But as he approaches the pitcher,

the pitcher, you would think drops the ball, you just pass it, Jen, right there. He's hitting him with the baseball like this be. He's going, boom, boom,

with the baseball like this. Interesting. Wouldn't you drop it? You don't want to hurt your hand. That's what I'm thinking. Well, you're going to hurt your hand with the baseball

anything like this or it's more of a weapon yeah i don't know that's a good question i don't know how many fights he's been because i would they haven't fought i would throw the ball at him and then punch yeah but you know but i wouldn't use the base because the i don't know but i try is it as good athletes as they are they're specialized they don't fight i've seen a lot of football players and guys like that throw punches let's everyone in general yeah if you're not learning yeah you never really can you go to the beginning chin because that's what oh this is part of this though too the coach for is that the yeah the braves the coach for the braves he's an older coach probably your age dude he he trains m m m ms and wrestles he just he just fucking double legs it dude to get him down to the ground to stop

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Investing involves risk. Here it is So he hit him in the hand before Which is the worst place he'd hit When was that? This is last night So this is his first at bat So that's the second one

So they were talking Shoot to each other Now watch this The batter's big too I think he's 6 4-235 Jesus I love how both benches Claire Oh yeah

Isn't that cool? Yeah Double leg There you go That's a good double leg right there Okay Oh, boy. That Anheim Angel, he didn't land a single punch.

He's throwing, though. He's throwing. He didn't land a single punch. Yeah. Great double-egged by that old man. They throw the way that they punch the way they throw. Yeah, he's like this. Yep.

Yep. It's exactly that. You sink to the level of three. There he is. There's Weiss. Oh, is that Walt Weiss chin? I don't know. That is Walt Weiss from the fucking Colorado Rockies.

He was a fucking Rockies. Look at his ears. Homeboy's. got some ears on him. It looks like you get some cauliflower. A little bit. Both of them get kicked out, though. See if that's Walt the great Walt Weiss?

It is. Holy shit. I don't know anything about Walt Weiss. Tell me about him. Oh, buddy. He's one of the greats. Yeah. When he played for the Rockies,

he managed the Rockies too. He's 62 with a great double leg. God, he looks great for 62, actually. Love that. did you ever see so you know you know uh i think he's jewish take it easy uh look it up you know Nolan Ryan is right in round rock and he owns the minor league team he's a compound not jewish okay yeah you wish um but Nolan Ryan's not far from him the great Nolan Ryan yeah you're ever seen his fight where he fuck that dude up where he gets him where he gets him in the headlock

and he's just like yeah yeah and then goes on They don't kick him out of the game because it's the 90s and he's a badass. Yeah. And he goes on to strike everybody out. I didn't see that part. Oh, yeah. It goes on to dominate. Yeah, he's, he was, uh, he was the guy who never missed a game.

Yeah, people see him around, especially Round Rock. I was just there for Tigers football game, but he has a compound out there. He owns the minor league team, which is good baseball. Really? Yeah. They have a dope stadium out there in Round Rock, which is like 30 minutes from here. So cool. Yeah, it's one way to do it.

You just have your ball. you could also throw the ball as hard as you can when he's right there. That'd be a dirty trick though. Yeah, it takes to another level. You hit a guy in the face with a baseball song. It's a different thing, yeah. But here we go.

Boom, but he has that chin protector on. He's just flailing. Yeah, you can tell the inner been a fight. Yeah, but you see how he's, Lopez looks a little more composed though. A little bit, little bit. Lopez, like, Yuri right now.

He got his feet set. Boom! I would hurt. Yeah, I guess you don't mess up your hand either. The backhand was. Yeah, you see how you don't really know. what to do you're just flailing that's what even as good an athlete as he is if you haven't you're back to boom but see he's protected there yeah no harm no foul

it's great mm-hmm do you ever see when otani got hit because he doesn't want violence he goes and he looks at the bench goes nope he goes he's he's and then goes on to hit boomer that's how you that's how you do you're at home hold on Everyone, easy, easy, calm down. I get a game to win here. Everyone, calm down. Easy. I'll just hit a home run.

No, no, no, no. Everyone, calm down. Because the next pitch, I'm going to ascend to the moon. Okay? I'm going to send it to the moon. Did he, by the way? Oh, yeah. After that?

Yeah, yeah. He's the man. If you think about it, I love the difference because with this guy, Kyrugos, who's a tennis player, who was so talented, beyond talented, and he would let his mind take him. And he'd, so as a result, he was no, he'd never did it. And he's out of control. Raffa said,

he said do you think Rafa, they said, do you think if he got his head together and he goes, if, if, if, if, if, what do you mean? Oh, it's a huge if. If, if. Huge if. If I was, you know, this.

Every time you get mad, your energy goes over here and not toward there. Let's bring up, bring up Arnold Schwarzenegger's son because I'm very happy with his physique. Dude, ain't that a bitch? So he sleeps with that warlock of a nanny. And then they just produce the kid, he's always wanted.

That's a fair. That's fair. He looks identical to his papa. He does. He does. And he looks fairly natural. Am I naive? You're so stupid.

But hold on. You can tell he loves his son. That's his boy. Let's see. Let's see what we got here. That's a natural bodybuilding tournament. He's a... I think he looks natural to me.

Yeah. It might be. Right? Would you say? Is that fair? Like really, really good, though. Don't you think? Natural bodybuilder? I've seen guys like that. All right, Brennan's going to just... I'm not, it's not... He looks identical, though, right?

That's pretty good. He's young, too, man. Yeah. Compared to his Papa, too? Well, he's trying to be like his dad. It's great. It's awesome. Yeah. Who better to learn from? I mean, you know the only reason why I have my Hummer and people are allowed to buy Hummers?

Because it was Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's the very first civilian to get Hummers license into the United States. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. He has some badass Hummers. Oh, he's 28, so a little older than I thought. Yeah. You're not going to go anywhere unless you're on all the drugs nowadays.

But no. Hey, Chin, bring up his dad at 28. Boy, that whole scandal, dude, you can't get your mate. pregnant. And he was like, you know what? I'm going to just run for governor. So that's Arnold at 26 on the left. I mean, you know.

Yeah. He was special. There's a different dude, but. The Haney. He couldn't have looked better back then. Long legs. But also had big calves. Like his son was going to hurt him as his calves. But God bless him for doing it. Jesus Christ. His biceps are peaking too.

Hopping. Fantastic. Handsome, too. Just a great face. Look at him. But his son looks like him in the face. Identical. He's a big Austrian.

He's a big, handsome Austrian. His Papa was a Nazi. Problem. No, he is. You watch the doc? Yeah. He looks very similar.

Coachata Schwarzenegger. He definitely got those genetics passed down. Now, I think in Terminator, Arnold, you see Arnold's dick. in the shadow and he's got when he's all naked and he's hanging and he's hanging well he's hanging well i think he had a piece on him and i appreciate that he did a lot of fucking you know that in venice california back in the day right sir he owns fucking san monica yeah he owns lodo he did

well i should say he did all the fucking that's what it is is that he's doing well by the way i don't know if that's a real picture it looks like it is but i looks pretty fucking i hope it is yeah damn says leaked meat Yeah, him walking. Let me see. Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, he's back in heat right there. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, could there be a better time for a human being when Arnold was 24 living in Venice and Golds and just smoking weed with his boys and lifting? Yeah. And then fucking all the Venice chicks. He said, he goes, I'm always coming. Whether I, when I'm working out, I'm coming when I'm, it's a cum fest. I don't think they'd come fest. there's franco colombo his best friend yeah was his boy yeah sharing a bed

sharing in bed like a couple of men looks like you and me were back in the day back of the day buddy naked in our underwear clearly colombo yeah yeah only just a little less muscular uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh wow colombo what else you got chinsster let's see hopefully his son goes on do some cool shit uh spencer uh spencer pratt He's now number two in the middle race. And people are freaking out. Apparently some writer from L.A. Times harassing him, trying to leak where his kids go to school, his favorite restaurant.

Spencer Pratt? It's a person in L.A. Times is trying to do it. How could you not vote? This is my thing. When people are like, how could you vote for Trump? How can you vote for Spencer Pratt? Well, the alternative was Kamala Harris, which is insane. The alternative to Spencer Pratt is Karen Bass.

So you're not giving us a- Mr. Pratt, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't know. Spencer, Laguna Beach, one of those reality TV series on NTV. He was kind of like a reality star. Like he came up in L.A. He's a smart kid. His girlfriend, Heidi, was big on that show.

He was a character on the show. But you got to think about what was that, four years of his life when he's 16 in high school, you know? And when the fire started, that's when he was like, fuck this. Because his place got burned down. He was like, Karen Bass did not do a good job. I'm going to do, I'm going to handle this. How is it going with that, the blue majority in the super majority in Sacramento? Anytime you have a super majority of anything, especially a bunch of socialists, it's not going to work out for you.

I mean, you're crazy if you don't think he's smarter than Karen Bass. The business community is dead because these people are so hostile to anybody who's an entrepreneur, you know. And it's these city councils, man. he's still pretty far away though she has 25% he has 11 yeah how the fucking continue to vote for is insane but again they might be saying same shit I'm like well it's either her Spencer Prad the kid from fucking MTV right oh this shit was fucking wild this is a bus driver who ignored the train this makes me train crossing did you see

this Brian no it's oh this one's insane. So just keep watching. Tell me the kids don't get in them. No, they're fine. I mean, they're fine physically, but mentally they're fucked. Oh, boy. Do you see how close that was? Look at how close this is. What's wrong with this fucking bus driver? Well,

the car's in front of them, but I can pull up now. No, but you're not supposed to Oh, man. Look at that, dude. That is just wild. And that would have been insane. I assume that bus driver's going to lose their job. Oh, yeah, she's in jail. Here's what's crazy too is when I, when I was a kid, I rode the bus. There's no sea belt.

I always thought about that. I'm like, we're just assuming because it's a big bus, like we'll be fine if we get hit. inertia. Now they have seatbelts. Yeah. Now all of them have seat belts. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, yeah. I can't believe we went so long without seatbelts. Buses still smell the same. I dropped Boston T off at the bus this morning. They still smell exactly the same. Yeah. Just seatbelts now. Yep.

It had that same law, right? I mean, of course, seatbelts are very necessary, but that same law, if your car is, you know, this many years you don't need a seat. You know, you know, like classic cars. Certain ones don't have to pass emissions test because that's when they're, you know, made. Shut up. The rules are, yeah.

That is crazy. Hold up. The driver, go back. It says the driver. Arrested. Yvonne Hampton, 67, was immediately fired and later arrested. She now faces 29 felony accounts of child neglect, along with reckless driving. Yeah.

It's an account. It's a one count per child, pretty much. Look what she said. Right. Right. Well, you kind of have to. Okay. Well, we can't have you driving a bus anymore. Guys, take a little break. I want to talk to you about a Riley Auto Parts. They offer friendly, helpful service and parts knowledge you need for all your maintenance and repairs. I mean all of them. And whether you're a car expert or a novice like me, they are there for you. They have the accessories in stock or either in the store or online.

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Anyway. You imagine how mad you'd be at her if your kids got hit in that trade? Could have been so much worse. Those kids are, they're scarred, man. That is horrific. No, the kids will forget about it tomorrow. What? Yeah.

Not scarred. Wait, do you have kids, Jen. They're not scarred. Those kids aren't scared. Also, I don't like that kind of talk, scarred. Like, oh, then now they can't move forward. No, no, no. You know, kids, something horrible will happen, literally.

But two hours later, like, we don't know. Fine, you're fine. Your definition of scar is different between you. To me, it's like, it's going to be a memory, a scar is like something that's always going to be there. You're saying they're not going to want to ride buses anymore? No, it's unaffordable. It depends on the kid too low, because like, uh, because nothing happened. If something happens is different.

Fuck that and never get on the bus again. Tiger, like, oh, get on the fucking. You're in life, you're going to have close calls and all that stuff. It's always going to happen. I love that. I've had plenty of close calls, yeah, but I'll never forget him. Steve Burns' joke is like, when my girl's like, you never believe what almost happened. It's like nothing because it's almost.

Yeah, almost. She just can't be driving kids. She shouldn't have been driving the first place. What else we got? This is Jake Paul on Theo's podcast again, and this is just some stuff about him talking about Mike Perry and Nate Diaz. But let me refresh it since from the beginning here. Mom's life, rest in peace, strike her down God. Nate Diaz is the lightest and worst puncher I've ever fought.

I never say the word re-b-ed. I think it's like super offensive. I would never say it. When you see someone that's retarded, like it's just hard to like comprehend what they're saying. If he beats Perry, I want Nate and MMA. I think it's going to happen though. Do you think he could beat Perry? Yeah.

They're just such both unique guys. What's the program you have with the charity? Parents of autistic children giving them like a day off. That's why this fight is awesome is like their parents are both going to get hell of days off. I mean, I don't see it, but yeah. Do you think they're fucking smart? I think they got the toughest fucking autism that there exists. I wish I had that touch gloves just, you know, that's not.

If they were starting a company, which. you invest in it? That's crazy, bro. That's a crazy thing to have somebody. And during the daytime, I'm pretty sure it's like six. If it were like a dog catching business, fuck yeah, bro.

If it's like, yeah, doing taxes and shit, nah. If it's fucking getting your money back from somebody down the street business, then take my money, fellow, you got it. I'm in, dude. There's a female pilot. There's a, dude, Theo's crushing it.

Theo's so funny. Oh, he's the best. Because he had Nate Diaz on, which is probably the best interview you'll see with Nate Diaz because he felt comfortable. So you get the real Nate Diaz, who's actually like a silly fun guy. And then you have fucking Jake Paul, who's a savage.

And then he just had, who's that huge country singer? She's super pretty. Oh, my God. Ella Langley. Yeah, he had her on. She's like the biggest thing country. No. Oh, you'll see her now.

Nate, Nate, when the cameras aren't on his hanging out as a sweetheart. He's a sweetheart. And you see a little bit of that in the feeling of you. Yeah, he's not a bad person. No, it's great. Yeah, Theo had her off. And she's actually, like, amazing to hear her songs. Her music is awesome.

She's huge. Some people have all, God gives with both hands. You know what I'm saying? God said, you know what? We're just going to make you. Make you beautiful and give you this voice and a work ethic and talent. Okay, go. Look at her.

That's her right there with the glasses. Yeah. That's her video. That's her over there, too. That's her everywhere. I bet you've heard her song. I can tell she's from Texas. Oh, that's a good.

Do you know that song? Do you know that song? I can tell she's from Texas. Yeah. She's in Texas. I could tell, by the way. Yeah. She's set up in the room.

She's fantastic. Yeah, she's pretty cool. Theo crushing it. Yeah. Okay, let's just look at this. This one here. Well, no, no. This is, this is,

This is too violent, so not that one. Too violent. Let me see it, dude. God damn it. People are going to cry about this. I know it. Okay, this is someone getting robbed, and then, of course,

thankfully he had a gun and he got his revenge, so hold on. Oh, boy. People were really mad that the guy stuck up for himself and shot him? No, no, no. People get sensitive sometimes. Hold on.

You'll watch a hug. This happens. By the way, these guys aren't even wearing fucking... Mask? Yeah. How does the guy get the gun? They're not very smart.

I love it. I love it. Yeah. They definitely was in America. Looks like he hit him. No, you got him, yeah. But there's not, obviously, it's not too many details. This is like somewhere, yeah, probably in either somewhere in America or Brazil.

They got him, didn't he? Store workers robbed by two thugs to make sure they never rob again. That's because he killed him, guys. Yeah. Probably. Okay. All righty. What else we got?

Let's see. Oh yeah, this is okay. So this guy was going for a job interview. And he's in America? Essentially, yeah. So he's basically a spy, but they wanted to ask him a question. So here we go. to see if he was a spy or not.

I mean, I was in the process of saying, like, we get, like, a lot of imposter candidates, you know, particularly North Koreans, like, posing as, like, people that they're not. So one of the tests that we do is trying to get them to say something like Kim Jong-un is a fat, ugly pig. Could you say that for me? Siang? Shizan?

Sorry, no, Kim Johnn, you know, the leader of North Korea. Yeah. I, sorry, I just to see, I should see like that. Yeah, if you could, because it's one test so that I know that you're not North Korean. Yeah. Can you say it? Damn. He really don't want to say it.

Okay, no worries. Yeah. Yep. Well, that's what you got to do. Can you just say Kim Jong-June's a stupid ugly pig? Even if you're on a regular interview, though, and they said, you know, say that about Donald Trump, but you wouldn't want to say it anyways, all right? Yeah, I bet you'd be like, yeah.

Yeah, but if they ask you to say it by the Iranian leader or Saddam Hussein, you'd easily say it because you're not a fucking spy. Yeah. I'm just saying sometimes you just don't want to say certain things either. Maybe he's, but I mean, I think he's obviously, you know, they had, they asked him a question for a reason. You don't want to hire a fucking spy from North Korea. No shit. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Like, I couldn't be anymore. of a spot. Yeah. I love Trump who's like, it's going to be the end of civilization. Two weeks. He's Lucy with the football and Charlie Brown.

He's going back and forth, huh? Yeah. I didn't like what he said in Easter. No, that's terrible. He's fucked up. I don't get it. He's out of his mind sometimes. I have a big problem.

What's this, Jen? It's a chubby baby. It's a cute little baby, but anyways, the baby was crying a lot on the plane. Some people complained about it, so they actually kicked off the family. That's wild.

That's so fucked up. That's so gross that they kicked off the family. You fucking assholes. Just people without kids. That's so fucked up. That's so fucked up that you kicked them. That would make me so mad. I would sue.

How are they allowed to do that, man? You have a baby. And when I get off, you're all a bunch of bitches, man. We had a flight to catch and get home or to see our family. Now we're going to miss it, you idiots. Because it's making noise. And the baby isn't like to do that the whole flight. People are the biggest.

on the planet. I fucking hate them. You've heard some people making excuses saying like, oh, someone has like auditory issues with their... Fuck you. I know, I know. They cut them off. We're a phone. Oh,

you have hearing issues? I'm so sorry. You can wait for the next plane. Yeah, I think it's full you can stop lying and just fucking put your headphones on like a normal person. Yeah. What else you got?

I think that's it. Let me see what. Well, because not, go ahead. Go ahead. Go back. She's from Tennessee. We're going to be, Brian.

Irvine, California this weekend, guys. Friday, Saturday, come see me. Irvine, California, Irvine Improv, Dallas, Texas. I'm at Hyena's Comedy Club, April 17th. My boys from East Dallas Diesel are going to come to that show. Great. Fernando and all those boys, where I got my truck from, they're the best. They live in Dallas.

Awesome. So they're going to come to the show. I'd love to see him. Probably the whole crew's coming. They'll tell them to come by and come say hi. to Hawaii, April 30th, May 1st. Oh, we. Oh, yeah.

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