The Fighter & The Kid - This Is The CEO Shooter? | TFATK Ep. 1047

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap UFC 310 Alexandre Pantoja vs Kai Asakura and talk Bryan's love for Lenny Kravitz' 60 year old body short hair cuts on women, dating wide girls, Andrew Schultz' controversy with Kendrick Lamar, Jay Z allegations, and update on the United Health Care CEO shooter and much more. Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Let's go. Let's rock and roll. We're back, dude. We're back, guy. No matter what's going on in your life, you got to do, you got to sound chipper and ready to rock, you know what I'm saying?

You got to pick your bootstraps up, buddy. Pick your bootstraps up. Um, we had, uh, I went and watched, it was good. I, yesterday I went and watched, uh, fireworks and that is. Fireworks in December? Uh, yeah. For what?

In, uh, where I live down, down near the beach. Yeah. Chinese New Year? It was just where everybody gets together and. Is it Chinese New Year too? No, no, no. Why are you guys firing fireworks? I think they.

That's such a white thing to do. Yeah. They get, they get Christmas going early and, uh, it's a Sunday. Does it involve fireworks? Where you watch fireworks. I know. Interesting, right? Off the Manhattan Beach Pier. There were some real- Was it a big show like Disney? Disney does fireworks every week. They have a lot of money down in that area, so there were a lot of fireworks and a lot of

white people going, woohoo. It's just bored white people. Yes. When I say white, I also mean Asian because when you have money, they say that Asian people are white adjacent. if you have a white neighborhood now you know you're really wealthy if you also have Asian people in that neighborhood who are also so it becomes this it's a very interesting thing weird side note there but it's a side note I'm just saying the Asians made the fireworks is that what you mean? I did not that is not sir what I meant and when I say Asians I mean they're very American they're as American as I am or you are they just happen to be ethnically Asian and yeah, no shit. Yes

Sorry, this is a poll guys. This is the this is the politically Politically, I'm Brian. I should make sure I don't offend anybody firework for an ancient China guys. It's okay I just want to say that thing. I want to thank the Chinese for inventing fireworks and the best. Yes Thanks new some from take taking that from us I can't get a goddamn black cat up the street. Hey what? Tell you what can't blow my fingers off for the M80. I know can get my kids a fucking snake You're those bullshit snakes. Mm-hmm. Can't get do any of that. I like those before. Yeah, I love snows a kid Thanks a good time, especially the big ones last night

I was speaking to a Very good-looking couple I find out the guys 50 he looked every bit of 35, right? So I'm looking at the guy and I'm looking at the end and they're both kind of really kind of and he kind of Recognizes me goes your uh, yeah, he goes. Yeah, I thought so. Okay, cool. I'll leave me alone You know, I'm like no, no, we start talking. Turns out, turns out he's a spine surgeon and she's an ER doctor. Oh, wow. Yeah.

And, and the, the, when I say that the, uh, tides turned cause old Bri started asking him all kinds of questions about spinal surgery. And he wanted to get out. Couldn't wait to get away from me. She's an ER doctor. I'm like, what's that like? And she's like, oh, I'm burnt on it.

That's what that's like. I've been doing it for 20 years. Oh, but that's a heavy job. You know what you are when you're an ER doctor. I'm like, what's that like? And she's like, Oh, I'm burnt on it. That's what that's like. You know what you are when you're an ER doctor? You're like a mechanic though. So you get somebody comes in, they're bleeding and all that. You got to figure out a, you put pressure here. Yeah. You see it's literally like kind of carotid artery, cut it out, do this. It's all physical. And you could tell she was like, she looked at me like, oh I'm not answering any of your questions because I don't want to talk about it. You're the annoying guy at the party.

I'm the annoying guy at the party. Shame is you're not even drunk. Not even, I don't even drink. You're not the drunk guy. I was nursing. You're curious. Nursing, yeah. Curious cat.

I just want to know about. At 60 they're like, hey dude, figure it out. Right. Right. At 60 asking questions I said I did say this I said now is most of what you do as a surgeon Routine and do you get bored and she said that's a good question And I went because there's a lot of that in surgery that they don't tell you So when you're a surgeon and you've been doing shoulder surgery or knee surgery for 25 years,

you get over it real fast. That's why dentists pull their heads off. Number one job with suicides. Is that true? I think it's number one. I think it's psychologists, isn't it? No, it is. No, he's right.

It's dentists. Dentists. Because they're just staring at molars all day. Well, you're also looking into people's disgusting mouths. You know what I'm saying? I would think a gynecologist would have a higher suicide rate. If he's gay, Sinaz. Well, I mean, do you think they're looking at healthy hoo-has all day B?

Well, sometimes they are. They're just checking things out. Hot chicks need to get checked out too. Not just the warlocks. Yeah. That's a weird- Is dentist number one? They arrested a guy in New York.

He'd been, he had a practice for 30 years and it turns out he was licking girls' vaginas. He was going, he would go under the thing and give them a little lick. While they were out? That's right. Oh my God. Or when they were like, um, or when they weren't out or when they were, and he would act like he was examining it and just go and lick it. And then this girl looked at me and she goes, what are you doing down there?

And he came up and he was all out of breath and like his face was all red. Rock hard. And then so she called him and said, I'm going to go and lick it. And then this girl looks at me and she goes, what are you doing down there? And he came up and he was all out of breath and like his face was all red. Rock hard. And then so she made, she literally made a complaint to the cops. And the cops then said, let's go ask other patients. And like 50 other women were like, I fucking knew it. I knew it.

And now he's like, he's. And now he's like this respectable guy in college in New York with his really expensive, and yeah, he's got glasses and gray hair. He's handcuffed like, whoa, I didn't do anything. Because you always have to have a nurse behind you, but he would always figure out a way to get her out. He'd be like, I got it. Yeah, let me take one more look at this.

Yeah. Yeah. Look me take one more look at this. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Dennis jobs, high suicide, medical doctors, dentists, number two. Wow. Please stop veterinarians. Really? That's surprising.

Oh, that's gotta be sad. Oh dude, Mike, much. Real estate agents. That's cause they're usually lost in life and they don't choose to be real estate agents. My buddy, my buddy, Brad Cohen, who was on the apprentice. Okay. He, he is, okay, he is representing, you know that cash app guy who got stabbed?

Yes. Can you look at the outcome of that? He did. He got killed. Yeah, yeah. He's representing the guy who stabbed him. Oh. Okay. And was stabbed, dad had a suspect's sister.

Yep. Yep. Okay. So yeah, so he's the lawyer on this, the lead lawyer on this. He's the defense lawyer. Yeah. And he said, and he said, uh, that he deals with, that's the kind of shit he deals with. Right? So there are litigation lawyers like I might lose $250,000.

What the fuck? And he's like, dude, I'd love to take those. I deal with life and death shit where if you get convicted, I'll see you in 30 years. Heavy, yeah, it's over. And also go join a gang in penitentiary, like you don't know what to do. Yeah, protect your mouth. And he deals with that shit, like the heavy, real life- Wait, he gets paid the big bucks, cry me a river?

Sure, but I mean, it just weighs on you after a while. Yeah, that's why you get paid the big bucks. But it still weighs on you after a while. Yeah, that's why you get paid the big bucks. But it still weighs on you. It's like a lot. Try being old Tony. Getting 700 grand, you gotta hit fucking home runs, bro. Oh, it's a little different. But it's all, it's like that's why you get paid the big bucks.

It's not for everybody. You get a set of skills. Heavy lies the crowd, dog. Real quick, why are you ever tearing your jeans? That's annoying. You know, I don't know if you know this, but I wear my jeans hard and and I live hard. What are we doing? You know what I'm saying bro? And and when I get a pair of jeans and I like the way they fit, I'll keep them on my body for a long time. But did they come torn? They sure did not.

Oh that's an earned tear. It's an earned tear. Now I'm a little old to be wearing tears in my jeans. I just am. So they're not even in for the young kids. No. So, I may have to get rid of these jeans. Or you do patch them. I could patch them. I like a patch. You do?

I like a nice plaid patch. On the inside? On the outside. Really? Yeah, I like a nice plaid patch. What kind of patch? A plaid? A plaid, yeah.

Man, I'm a little old for that because that's just a little self-conscious. How about a black patch? No, I don't like that. No? Just a black patch. I'm a little old for that because that's just a little self-conscious. How about a black patch? No, I don't like that No Just a black design How about it? How about a t-fat K patch? That'd be cool. We get some patches made know what I'm saying That'd be kind of cool. Maybe a black heart. Say yes. Say yes to black heart. That'd be cool That'd be cool, right?

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a black bad. Oh Yeah, there's be sick. Yeah. There's a lot of ways to be artistic. Don't leave it. Did you watch the fights this weekend? I watched the fights this weekend. The whole card from bottom to top. Yeah, we should go through it.

We should go through it. Judges were terrible. I didn't see the Dominic Reyes, Anthony Smith fight. Tough pill to swallow. It was? What happened? Anthony Smith fight. Tough pill to swallow. It was? What happened? Anthony Smith, you know, his best friend and coach passed away recently. So he like had a heavy heart that he could deal with it.

There's one point in the fight where he puts his hands down, puts his face in front of Dominic Reyes and just goes, hit me. And he's like, I need to feel something. I couldn't feel anything. You're like, Oh buddy, you should have been fighting. No, that's a mess hiding sucks. And did he get knocked out or did he get yet? He killed. Okay. It was tough. I looked good It does it. Yeah, it's not even about that. Yeah, I guess yeah, he did his job. He won't you know, you're in there It's another trained killer. So yeah, he did his job, but yeah, you're fighting guys compromised mentally

He probably should have been in there. I saw the Vicente Luque fight. Um, and I was, I was, I was rooting for Fembe, Gorimbo. Um, you got, yeah. And I kind of choked at the quickness. Uh, Clay Guida lost, Chris Weidman lost, and then, um, our

boy Anthony Smith lost, like all three of them need to retire. Anthony Smith, I think he deserves one more and in like a year. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, cuz you're dealing with a death like your closest friend like price should have been in this tough tough Um tough to watch Michael Chesa. I mean, you know, hey, you look great. Yeah Um, most are vanilla Joe should have been on the main card. Yeah I didn't that was the one I didn't see either. Good fire I heard it was like I just a scramble wrestling. I thought I'll just hold it off He did yeah, I thought I'll Joe it was a wrestling match for the most good

I love high level high level. It's great. Yeah So you're Bryson Crone, oh first of all Troy do how looked great. mean, that guy Nate didn't look like he was in the same. He's a fun guy too. Yeah, he looks like, yeah, he looks out. He doesn't look brawler. Yeah, not a skilled guy. He likes to give the fisticuffs.

Yeah. Love him though. But he had an off night. And Creed and Superboy look great. Yeah. And Bryce Mitchell, dude, hanging with a crone. Like, you know, in his car and stuff like that. And it just feels like maybe that kind of jujitsu as great as he is, is not

effective when somebody's raining elbows down on your face. And it's not even that he just sat in gone. He sat in guard. He did not, but no attempt when he was striking, like he was kind of like coming in and getting hit and just, I don't know. It's just, it was like, I guess it was like on the shop show. It's like hot tub time machine. Like this isn't 1996.

Right. Like you're not getting away with that. Is he not hot tub time machine. Like this isn't 1996. Right. Like you're not getting away with that. Is he not working on striking or he just doesn't have that mindset? What is it? You know him. Yeah. He's great for knowledge.

It's just two guys. It's MMA stuff, man. It's just different. And also his camp, you know, he's with Nate Diaz is not like they evolved. So it's like a whole hot tub time machine camp. Yeah. Yeah. If this is 1999, they're gonna be great. Sure

It's fucking 2024. You got some real athletes in. Yeah, nobody gives a shit about no. No, you have fucked you got fucked up They'll cut him. That's his last time you ever see him. I think so, right? Yeah, you never see me. Yeah Wow Sir, oh God, I thought easily lost that fight. I think sir. Oh God is overrated I'm sorry to say that out loud. No one's lost more stock than that guy more hyped and getting just absolutely annihilated by John Jones Like his his stand-up is amazing and he's but you see him with that Volkov won that fight easily I mean right even Dana after the fight went up to Volkov cage side and was like dude you got far I can't I don't understand that those judges like what are you looking at dude and then shop got email child again What I tell about you and Gary dude

How good is he he's so good on the train now? God am I on the train told you am I on the train? How high is his stock? No, you're not for loss, but got phenomenal like his takedown defense his takedown his he had he had shot got in His but he tied his back. I mean he's unbelievable. No, what an athlete his balance Like, Ted is back, I mean, he's unbelievable. What an athlete. His balance? I mean, unreal. Savage.

He'll be a world champion. But I'll tell you what else, I think- He made Shavkat look very human. Very human. But also, I don't think that Shavkat- Now, they think he might have had a torn meniscus or ACL going into that fight. We don't know. People are making a ton of excuses why he looked average.

He's also fighting Ian Machado-Garry. Yeah, he can't take it away from me. You know what I mean? But also, I don't think that shot got beats Balal. I don't either. I watched that one. Ooh, I don't think so. I could.

I think Balal's going to give you a hand. I could not agree more. I think Balal finishes him. 100%. I think he's got- Good luck with that pace and that striking and the takedowns. And that striking and that wrestling. You know, but Balal's no joke, man.

If you're going to take Ian down, Balala's going to be tough, man. 100%. That's when, when, when I, I, I really believe that. I, I, that's the first thing I thought I was like, dude, you want to fight Balala. You're not being Balala. You better pack a lunch. Yeah.

I think Ian Machado, Machado gets the winner. Man, you can even do the loser depending on who wins. Or he's, he's going to get the winner of Colby Covington and Buckley next week Man, I'm Gary. He's back to it. Yeah, then they'll give him a title shot. Yeah, he's he is you know I think what I saw was an amazing athlete his takedown defense second to none. I've been telling us how long dude How did you get on that train just seeing him and yeah, he's just different. He's just different different He's just everyone got blindsided by all the cuck talk and his wife. I'm like, yeah, whatever, whatever he's into.

I'm cool under pressure. Like just see he knows he belongs there at the highest level. He just has to now, like he's never fought at that level before. Now he has to go, all right, his defense is great. Now we're going to start inflicting some offense. You got to start doing some damage. It's there. Take a little more chances. right, his defense is great. Now we're gonna start inflicting some offense. You gotta start doing some damage. It's there, take a little more chances. Yes.

Your defense is there, dude. Just let your hands go more once. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's, he's so long and so difficult to deal with, man. I could not believe this. I couldn't believe his takedown defense. I was like, Jesus. His stock went sky high.

It had to have, right? Oh yeah, how could you? Yeah. And you. It had to have, right? Oh yeah. How could you, how could you? And you took it on short notice? What? I mean. Let me ask you something about the last fight. You're talking about the main event. The main event. That was amazing.

It didn't look like a tap out to me. But I don't know anything. It was. He got, he didn't get tapped out. He got put out. Yeah. He got put out. Really? Yes. He went out.

Cause the angles they were showing his hand was like. No, no, no. He went, he went, he went out. Like his body, he got put really. Yeah, he went the angles. They were showing his hand was like, no, he went he went he went out like his body. He went like that. He like he passed out. Yeah. And that's a submission. That's a submission. And Pantoja is that guy Kai Asakura for his debut. I mean, great. Unbelievable. He's a world champion before though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they didn't bring him in just for the fuck of it. Pantoja doesn't give a fuck. God is he. Pantoja's in a tough spot though. I think out of his wins, nine out of his 10 wins are all ranked on top nine already. So he has that many wins. And then he also, he's beat Brandon Moreno twice. He's beat our boys, Brandon Roy Vatton.

There's nothing. There's nothing left. Just reigning king. Figurito, he lost to back in the day at 125, but Figurito's coming off a loss to Peter Jahn, so it's like, can't really do that. I have such a problem. Like, when I see that it's 125, I just do, dude. I fell asleep.

But watching those two, the speed. It's so disrespectful. I fell asleep. I have to watch I know. But watching those two, the speed. It's so disrespectful. I fell asleep. I have to watch it the next morning. That's right. In case, because I did too. I think we're just tired.

I went, really? If it was John Jones, first time asthma, would you fall asleep? Absolutely not. No. My body goes, they're tiny, dude. Take it in the head. But the big boys get boring too.

They can be boring. That Volkov-Gonfire was boring. Yeah. They can. What's the sweet that, uh, Volkov, Gon fire. Yeah. They can, but anybody can, anybody can, but depending on the matchups, like, look, serial gun had been working on his wrestling. You could see that. You look better than that. His juicier look terrible. Yeah. But, um, he just, he's not familiar with it. So he's jumping to heel hooks, giving up top position, holding on to Kamura, has no way to figure,

to transition out of it. It was a blue belt shit and that's what he is, but you shouldn't be doing that. No, they're gone. No. The fuck was that? But also last time, they're just not a good matchup. Last time they fought it went to decision two. You're not going to get a barn burn out of those two. Yeah. Yeah. But usually light, heavyweight, heavyweight, somebody's gonna knocked out. Right. Sonaz, you know, 50, 55 is probably the best 70 is great, but 55 is the best. Okay. 45 is fucking lit.

You know, the idea behind Cyril Ganes, his speed and his athleticism at that size. And you're like, man, when he starts figuring this out, he's going to knock dudes out and, and, uh, it's just, it's not the case. It's not the case. Yeah. I'm not like foaming at the mouth to see his next fight. Sure as fuck not fighting Aspen. All they might do ask one off.

John doesn't make the fight the do. And I think Aspen all fucking starches. It's starchism. It's not like you're like, I can't see zero gun asthma. Aspen all fucks that guy. It's, it is intriguing in a way on paper. Cause you think serialil Gans is decorated kickboxer right? So you'd be like well striking wise it's gonna be they're two big men with

highly skilled astronauts severely faster than him. Yeah. Yeah. His hands. Yeah. Yeah. His fucking one two is fucking that's how you knock everybody out. He's so fast compared to Sarah gone No, Tom mops the fucking floor with him That's that's what that's why I think this is good for John and Tom because UFC's going night Cyril blows the doors off of Vokov that builds the hype then we could do that while John's negotiate now Now John and Tom go what's what are you gonna do? Yeah, no one wants to see that fucking freshman fight You have to pay us has gone. I just want to see gunfight one more time I'm like has he fought Curtis blades. No, let's take a little break here I want to do you guys about a couple of things first of all erectile dysfunction is a real thing

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John Jones, to a Vasa Was Francis beat Derek Lewis beat his beat Volkov beat Rosenstruth's beat JDS. He's had a you know, he's done well But I just I don't know what happened than that that that was a boring one Yeah, this just helps John and Tom and negotiations what else you gonna do No, he was the fuck about the Frenchmen making movies. With a blue belt Jiu Jitsu. No one gives a fuck. What are you gonna do?

No. Yeah, he looks good. Very cool. What else you got? That's why, you know, you see how hard it is to be at the top of the UFC. It's fucking really, really hard. Like you gotta be good at everything. You cannot have a hole in your game.

I don't care. You can, but you can't give holes. You gotta be dominant. You can be Pahara. Yeah. I don't care. You can, but you can't be holes. You gotta be dominant. Pahera, yeah. Well, there's a million guys. I mean, Khabib had no strike. You just gotta be dominant. You wanna be dominant in that level that you're at.

Yeah. But you can't just be good at all of them. You gotta be dominant in one, the other you gotta be decent. You gotta be dominant in one. He's not dominant. He's very athletic and big. Well, he'll knock anybody out on any given night. But after that looks the part. Yeah, looks the part. Has the God smack tattoo on his chest. Yeah. Sick. Yeah.

Yeah, man. I don't know. I don't know. Well, Serogon was a decorated K1 guy? No. Glory? No. Racing? Six-five. I'm a small man. K-1. Yeah, K-1's a kickboxing. Muay Thai? Oh.

Muay Thai, there you go. So mostly a Muay Thai guy. Okay. So not a K-1 guy, not a Glory kickboxer. No, not a decorated kickboxer. That's a kickboxer. No, not a decade kickboxer. Has a kickboxing background.

Yeah. Well, there's scheduled, scheduled for the fight. The K-1 veteran Bryce Guidan. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's better for John Jones. It's better for Jones, Aspenall and even Alex Pahara for that fact. So you think we see Jones Aspenall before we see Jones Pahara?

You're not seeing Jones Pahara before. Because he doesn't want to fuck with his stars. It's just that UFC's not going to do that. Dana already said no. It's not going to happen. You'll see John Aspenall happens in June, I bet. Really? Yep. June or July. Wow. You'll see John Astle happens in June. I bet. Really? Yep.

June or July. They get it done. That big summer car. And then if John wins that he sails off into the. No, then he fights Alex or another big payday. But the only way they're going to do is he has to, Tom's the only fight you can have John make is the only fight. If you ask before that's fucked up.

They're not going to do it. You got to back up the brings truck for John. Yeah. What you should. Yeah. And this just puts more chips in his corner. Like what else you get? Yeah. You need me. It's great. What else you gonna do? Yeah. Tom Asimov, same thing. What else you gonna do? I don't want to fight that guy. Who's he gonna fight? Yeah. There's nobody else.

The thing I read was Tom Asimov said him and his team, they're negotiating. Yeah. But his team and him and the UFC are all on the Point with what then actually negotiating for John Jones is gonna happen most likely John Jones the only one that's saying it's not but everyone else All the guys I know nerve-racking probably for anybody for John and for her Tom like just it's just scary to fight If you're John as badass motherfucker as he is I'd imagine it's still so fucking scary to think about facing It's shit. Hey, huh? Take pussy pills today. Oh my did you take giant pussy pills today? What do you mean the first thing? I'm not trying to offend anybody to di hire listen. Everything's okay here

I bet John's just terrified get you can imagine these guys when they sign up for a bout in mixed martial arts I bet they're scared. Do I sound like that? I feel like I'm not listening. You know what it is? It's just fucking gay, dude. That's what today is. Really? Yeah, just gay.

But look at how I'm sitting right now. I'm hugging myself, I gotta tear my jeans. Yeah, dudes. For both men, it's just very frightening. I'm keeping my man pussy warm right now? Yeah, sure. Talk about your asshole. Listen, stop.

What? I'm just. I bet John and Tom are both just terrified to fight each other and get out- I'm feeling- They're killers. Hey, they're killers. My friend is a district attorney. Oh my God, the pressure he's under. I don't see how he does it anymore.

Can you imagine? Oh, I can. I fought for a living. He talked for a living. Defending horrible human beings. Getting paid money who gives a fuck just like that Yeah, cry me a river. Can you imagine should I man up a little bit today? Am I that's just not you man It's not today. I jump in the Tesla and finger your asshole. I don't want to finger my asshole do it No, that's kind of yeah drives itself

Let me sit like this and let me get back to... That's a little better. Let me get back to this right here. You know what? I can't wait to see that fight. That's gonna be good. Yeah, whatever, dude. Thanks a lot, bro.

Thanks, man. Sorry, sorry. I got a little... I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Yeah, we call it gay. A little gay, right? A little gay. I had thoughts of guys.

It's all right. I had some thoughts of guys. It's all right. Maybe it was the Lenny Kravitz thing. I saw his body and I was like, guy's got... You're looking Lenny up? I got more fat on my dick on the shaft of my dick than he has on his tummy. Bring up Lenny Kravitz at 60 right now because I got gold. Did he post a new picture? Bro, you got to see this motherfucker. But what did he post it on? There's a video

of him walking out. It's It's so recent that's that guy. All right, it's so fucking crazy what he looks like that is there just a pic No, there's a it's a going around. There's a video There's a video homeboy going out and I was like what the fuck is going on? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Buddy, go to Lenny. He's never aged. Go to Lenny, it's so fucking crazy. Yeah, Lenny Kravitz, six years old. Just go to images.

I'm gonna send this to you right now. Is it him with this? It's all about that sir, and I'm not kidding. That's what he looks like at 60. It's so weird. No, it's not. Yes, it is. There's a new, here.

That's AI. Okay, watch this. No, that's him. Watch this. I've seen these pictures before. Yeah, I've seen them. It's AI. Okay, watch this. No, that's him. Watch this. I've seen these pictures before. Yeah, I've seen them. It's astonishing, all right? I'm gonna send.

Just take a look at him walking out, Jenny. That's gross. What is? This. Why? As a woman, you think I wanna lay next to that and just feel fat and disgusting every day? Well, you just gotta love the man's like fighting gravity like this now does that looks I gotta say this that looks a little bit like

Lipo suction there's some scarring going on there. We go. There's no dude. He's always been thin He's always been they can only do lipo if you're fat. They can't do it on skinny people Yeah, but your tummy tum when you have a little bit of fat you you can get, look at this, look at this, look at this. Watch this. That's all you have to look at. That's just recently at 60. Now, okay, you can stop it. Just pause it right there.

Look at that. We gotta give it up. So maybe I'm just- I just don't think he doesn't eat. He's a vegan. He's a vegan? Yeah. He just doesn't touch carbs.

That's also TRT and a lot of working out, right? And also never taking your sunglasses off. His legs look really skinny, too. Yeah, he's got, he's skinny. He's a very small guy. He just doesn't touch carbs. That's also TRT and a lot of working out, right? And also never taking your sunglasses off. His legs look really skinny too. Yeah, he's got, he's skinny. He's a very small guy. He skips leg day. He's a small guy. He's not a big guy.

He's also a musician. Like they shouldn't be doing leg day. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Small guy. But. I think Tim McGraw looks better than he does. Tim's older, I think, right?

Tim McGraw. He looks good. How old looks good now Tim Tim is a Shred city. Yeah, but it looks like Lenny is not doing anything Oh, Tim's my age, but it looks like Lenny's not doing a whole lot of What act don't crack man? Yeah Tim Tim's Tim's looking good Tim's looking good Something about a guy my age is that shredded though. It just, it's good.

It's cause he got a grandma neck. A little bit. It's nothing you do with it. It's just a grandma neck. No matter what you do, you can have, you, you're absolutely shredded and then you got that, you don't have to talk about doing that. Grandma. There's a way to fix it though. There's not though. There has to be. You know, there's not enough Botox to get all the wrinkles.

Yeah. You always have that scrotum. You can tighten it up though. There's not though. There has to be. Nah, there's not enough Botox to get all the wrinkles. You always have that scrotum neck. You can tighten it up. And it's always red. Yeah. Whenever they're over 60 or 55 in shape, their necks are always red. Because you're also taking, you're in the sun and you're taking a lot of stuff, so your body's going to start to get...

Look at him there. Yeah. See, I don't think you should have your shirt off at my age. I just don't think anybody needs to be wearing bandanas either I agree. Unless you're a Hells Angel. You just can't be trying to look sexy. You got to give it up That boy is jaw-dropping. I'll give him that. Yeah, he's got a tight jaw He's got some work on that. You see the neck? You see the scrotum neck? There's nothing we can do. It's all gonna hit us Yours hit already. It's all gonna hit us

I know you got a turkey neck, Doug. You've had it since I've met you no Good lower your neck this is how I fucking but just lower a little bit for me if you have to look down You got nuts Don't say I have nuts on my neck dude. No you have no no I don't have scrotum neck Yes, dude. There's nothing we it's gonna happen to me. It's getting there I got a tight happens that every man if I just do this, let me see a little hold on. How you doing, man? What's going on? Everything? All right. Nope. You got earthworm Jim necked. You got earthworm neck. You know, there's segments Yeah, yeah, you got that on your neck right now. Okay. How you doing, bro?

Turkey neck. I'm in Turkey Fuck I know is it's in his shame there's nothing we can do, dude. Yours hit very early, but. Hey, hey, hey. What? Didn't hit that early. He's had it since I've known you. But you see his neck?

Nothing we can do. Yeah. Ain't that a bitch? Cause it doesn't happen to women really. I actually don't see him on his neck right now. That's him at 47. That's me. Oh, okay.

My age. Oh, bro. If he lowers that thing, it gets all run through in their sharp head. Well that's 47 though. And he looks every bit of 47 by the way really Yeah, you know you never you know peel like oh you look you Know you don't look young at 47 like that. He's handsome as fuck dude. I had a I had a young lady dude Jen his song standing room only have you heard it?

sing it Now I Sing it. Now. I had an amazing weekend because I did have a beautiful young lady who was like 26 in a bar make a direct play for me. And I looked at her and I went, now I don't want to lose my house, so this is not going to happen, of course, and I love my wife, but I'm very flattered and I have been thinking about how in some ways maybe I still got it in some cases if the lighting is good. Now not if you're standing over me. She shorter? Yes, shorter. You can't be looking down on my head.

That would be, that's gonna throw you off. You just gotta, But if you're here, She drops on me like, you got it. It also helps that people are getting, when they recognize you, that can sometimes, to somebody, it helps. Who are you?

I see the hair and shit. So, yeah, so I basically, It might be my favorite song of his, Jen. Can we just listen real quick? I'll edit that. Sure, sure. I'm super curious about this. Sure, I enjoy it.

Talk about when you die, hopefully it's standing room only Should redo this for me chin You're in saying in a while, I know dude I have a Have a plan Sing this one. Yes, I'm mad things. It don't matter It's super Tim McGraw style to Let their cowboy hat fuck y'all bro. Let's take a break bro. I just want to watch sports and make money

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He's a talented guy, man. Timmy Brown. Oh my, one of the greatest songwriters ever. He can leave himself alone. He doesn't have to wear such tight shirts. He just doesn't at his age. I think you can just wear a, I'd like to see him layer up. Nah, if I had that butt, I'd be doing it.

Layer up. Nope, he's my spared animal. What do you think, Mr. Nas? I mean, he's a musical genius. If that was your dad, if that's your dad, you're like, holy fuck, dude. Their dad's crushing it. Also, dad, you don't need to be farting. You don't need to be looking like you're breeding stock.

Just go ahead and layer up and let your voice to the top. Let me put it to you this way. I'd rather have him as my dad than Billy Ray Cyrus. Does that make sense? Is Billy Ray Cyrus not doing it? What's going on with him? I think you'd better have Tim McGraw than John Daly as a dad. That make sense? Is Billy Ray Cyrus not doing it? What's going on with him? I think you'd better have Tim McGraw

than like John Daly as an ass. That too. John Daly is... You know what I'm saying? I'd rather have a healthy Tim McGraw who's carnivore and writing beautiful songs. Boy, that's a real mullet.

That's the original, doesn't it? It's Miley's daddy. He's awesome. That's a good looking dude. Come on. He was massive. But Tim. What's he look like now? Tim's an actor, he's a singer.

Tim, what's he in? A little movie called The Blind Side. I didn't see it. Well, no, he's in the- Four Christmases. No, he's not called that. Billy Ray Cyrus is not giving it up. He's trying to keep it. No, he really loved all that. Billy Ray Cyrus is not giving it up. He's trying to keep it.

No, he's fine. His face fat. But the thing is, Tim McGraw is in 1883. Oh yeah, that too. First of all, one of the greatest series ever, and he's like a major character. At the end, you'll cry. You'll cry. Dudes like that can do everything, right?

A guy like Tim McGraw can do everything. He can act. And his wife, Faith Hill, is the wife also in that. Oh, she's... So Faith Hill... You've never seen that? Faith Hill was gorgeous. Back in the day, Faith Hill was... Look at them in this. They're so good in this. Faith Hill's such a good actress. Are you serious? Yeah. It's so well done, dude. Wow.

You gotta get on this Taylor Sheridan train, man, because he makes Land Man, he makes this, Tulsa King Yellowstone Yellowstone this season and they pulled three seasons look at faith hill she's so good and he looks like a fucking real cowboy oh he looks like a he looks like a guy from that time period well that's like rangy yeah wow you know it's he this is that series is so good 83 so good dude the end The end, bro. Yeah. I cried. When you're good at, when you can write and sing a song,

you're acting. So it doesn't surprise me at all that they're that good. So Tim, even though he's my absolute favorite country writer all the time, he is. He's your favorite? He's your North Star? That's why Aubrey Marcus was here once. That's why I brought it up to him.

Aubrey was here. He's going to do a book thing with Tim. I'm like, please let him know that not that Tim would know. But still, for sure forgot. So he's your North Star. That's what I, he's gonna do a book thing with Tim I'm like please let him know that not that yeah Tim would know but yeah I'm a big fan. So he's your North Star? That's what I he's the main reason I got into country music. Wow. The song don't take the girl. How old is that song that you just listened to? The 90s? Is that a new song? No that's 2023. Okay still doing it then. Still performing at a high level. But what you're saying you're about to criticize Tim and I don't appreciate Oh, no, no not criticize, but I thought you know growing up when I was doing music I thought everyone wrote their own songs, but I realized later that you know, just like team Garth Brooks Tim McGraw They don't really write their songs

They might write co-write some songs but a lot of is just given to them. Yeah, and they just they just kill it When you become a superstar you have great writers who are like Hey, yeah, my son comics do to like comics have people Write material for him. Yeah, Kevin Hart has team. He's pretty open about it I did kind of like, you know killed a little bit for me, but then afterwards I realized that's what music industry is now So it's all good Taylor Swift has some help too. She writes all right, but she she writes a lot of Rome But some of them yeah, cover slappers people help out Taylor Swift, yeah. Songwriters get paid crazy.

Oh, man. That's the move. Yep. Fucking up there seeing the same song over and over. I remember this famous songwriter when I was probably, I don't know, young and kind of cute. And she sat across from me at a dinner. And she was famous.

And she was super rich. She had just been paid $6 million for one song. Was something crazy like crazy money. And she said to my friend, she goes, that guy is so gorgeous. That is so my type. And she liked me so much. And I was like, I remember thinking to myself, I wasn't attracted to her. And I was like, man, my life could be real cushy.

Real cushy. Was she at least cute? Yeah, but just I just knew I couldn't. Was it enough to get by I mean That means no, I just knew she was really cool and talented. Have you set? I Just knew that they're heavy set that'd be tough to deal with even could be super nice and super talented But have you said something like Adele and then not in the early 2000s? I don't you fuck how well she sings. I can't my w early 2000s. I don't give a fuck how well she sings.

I can't. My wiener goes, I don't care, dude. Well, I'm not in it for the money. I'm here to bust. I will say this about, no, she was just- Have you ever said that? Right? There were just things that were just not

gonna do it for me. Yeah. Right? There were things that were not gonna do it. She wore an app, let me guess. She wore a couple apps. What's that? She wore a couple apps for the main course? There was some foodie. No, here's the thing But she was awesome. But um, yeah, she wasn't though. I did date I remember there was a girl Who I remember she was really pretty and big but she she was curvy big explain

Well, they give me so so like a small waist but a big booty but big like she was busty all the way around but just also like my girl No, but thicker little thicker, but that that time had a tummy on her not a tummy at all But there was they do super pretty and just you know what she was built like she was just so I know are who's a good example Brian locker. Yes. No some people are, who's a good example? Brian Burlacher. No, some people are just short and super thick. They're like built like, like, um. Like a midget. Like Lex, Lex, our boy Lex is very thick. He's built like a bulldog.

Yeah, bulldog. She's built like a bulldog? So she was built like a. Well no, that's different. No, hold on. Bulldogs aren't curvy. No, no, she was built like a running back, like Barry Sanders is not fat, but he's muscular and he's power packed.

You understand? Okay. All right. Now take Barry Sanders. Hey, this poor girl, she's like built like Barry Sanders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now take Barry Sanders and then put some weight on her. You know, but you know like blow out ass, big strong legs, and big breasts, and just big, and so you're like,

all right, and also dressed it well, and you're like, okay. Putting Spanx on, you're like, all right, this is a lot to work with, and very pretty, and I'm like. And the levees are about to break. Like the stitching on the clothes, the levees about to break.

The levees about to break, but you're like, I'm gonna, this looks attractive to me, and I also like. She's one Dunkaroo away from the levees about to break, but you're like, I'm going to, this looks attractive to me. And I also like she's one Dunkaroo away from the one he's breaking one Dunkaroo. And I'm there before the levy breaks. Yeah, sure. Now here's the thing. Well, it's not that it's that I'm trying to be, there is a thing where somebody

lies down on their back and things will tend to fall apart. Well, just so you know what they tend to do. Relax. They're relaxed. So things go, well, things will spread a little bit. And so then you, now you're dealing with, you're like, that's a lot of mass. I'm going from, there's a lot, there's a lot of time between going from East to West. Yeah. There's a lot of ground to cover. Yeah. And when they're standing there and it's all held together, but when it lies down, things go up and that's a lot of ground to cover. Yeah, and when it's standing there and it's all held together But when it lies down things go up and that's a different thing. So it just wasn't it was it wasn't for me

Well, okay. It was alright Let me ask you a question quick. Have you Ever dated a girl where I did a girl? Why are you shaking because I already have an idea what he's gonna say what okay? I'm sorry. I do know I mean am I being mean? Am I being proey? I don't mean to. I know a girl. She's gorgeous. Her face is so pretty. Yes. She was just like wider bodied which I couldn't understand. Almost like a block like a leg up. Like a block. Yeah, like a boxcar. But when she when she tied her hair back, I just I couldn't I didn't like the way she looks.

I always made her let her hair out. Yeah, she looks so pretty with her hair out. I feel like it. But you didn't make her you told her like hey, I think you look so much better with your hair down. She looks so pretty with her hair out. I feel like it's big. But you didn't make her, you told her, like, hey, I think you look so much better with your hair down. Yeah, there's a famous actress, I'm not gonna even say her name, and I saw her with her hair short, and I used to think she was my North Star,

and I saw her profile. And when I talk about it, when you talk about a jaw and a very short neck and a very big head and a very big head, a very big blocky head, I mean I went, oh boy, oh fucking boy. And for guys that'll end it, you're just like, oh man. Okay, let me ask you a question.

So personally, I like long hair. I won't lie, it's an insecurity, I feel better with long. You like long hair on girls? On me, yes. On yourself, yes. But what I've been hearing lately, like I was out the other night and I just threw my hair up in a ponytail

and some guy walked over and was like, I just wanna tell you, you have the most beautiful face I've ever seen, you should always put your hair up in a ponytail. But I'm like, what the hell? Nice guy. You can get away with that, Mr. Nas. I don't think, we've never seen you with your hair up

so I can't co-sign it. But guys, no. Don't guys like longer hair? It depends. So, Natalie Portman was also at this party and she had her head shaved. And she is impossibly beautiful. Oh my god. Oh my god. So, bring up Natalie Portman with a hedgehog. She looks so good. And I was like, and she's just. Demi Moore, G.I.J.?

Same thing. Same thing, like look at Natalie Portman. All day for me. All day, no problem. All day. She's just tiny and beautiful and just so feminine. Sure, sure for the role. Grow it back out though.

Grow it back out, but it doesn't bother me. You don't prefer it. You don't even be like, hey, you should go to a two fade for me. Unless you're a gay man. That, that, yeah,. She's gorgeous. No, she's definitely pretty with shaved head She gets away with it grow it out, right? Right, but grow it out. Right. I just think guys like long hair I like I prefer long hair. Yeah, I like a bob. I like a little pixie cut Pixie cut. This guy's a gay man.

Dude, a bob? You gross. Ew, dude. Oh, fucking bob. Oh, wait, wait. You like the John Gruden, the fucking owner of the Raiders, Bob? No, no, no, I like a pixie.

Put on pixie cut, pixie cut. Rather than long hair? There you go. Cutie. What? No, not black girls. Black girls are different. They look great like that.

White girls do not. No, white girls too. Look at her. Aw. Yeah. Aw. That's gross. They look great like like girls do not look at her That's good, oh your hair has to be long in mine no, you know Look at her Your hair has a cute Haley Barry off fuck grow it out if you can use the same hair product as your dude we have a problem Yeah, girl, I love it.

Oh, God, I love it. That's Bri's girl. I like short hair on a girl. This girl's hot. If she looks like that. Yeah. She's pretty. Yeah.

But with long hair, she's... Yeah, long hair can also be, you know, but yeah. I have bigger tits than her. That's annoying. I can't have bigger tits, I can't have longer hair. One or the other. Hey, dim the rules. Dim the rules? Yeah, if you want to come to Funky Town, dim the rules. I mean, come bigger tits. I can't have longer hair. One or the other. Hey, dim the rules. Dim the rules?

Yeah, if you want to come to Funky Town, dim the rules. I mean, come on, man. No, man. I mean, there's exceptions for everybody. Yeah, exceptions. Yeah. Exceptions. For the most part, you ain't getting it.

What's her name? Charlotte. What's her name? No. Charlize Theron? No, no. Jesus. Halsey had short hair for a little bit.

No, there was a girl, she's a famous actress. What's her name? She had short hair. Spit it out, dude. Yeah. What movie? Just give me a movie, I'll get it. White Girl.

Yep, White Girl. Famous, just name famous actresses who are young and beautiful. Okay. Right now? Full mouth, big tits. Full mouth. Oh, Sydney Sweeney? No, she's very cute.

She never shaved her head. No. She could go blackface. Charlotte, Charlotte. Are you sure it's not Charlize Theron? No. No, he's thinking of younger. So Charlotte?

Sydney Sweeney's probably the biggest young girl. Hold on, he's thinking of younger. So Charlotte Sydney sweeties by the biggest young Hold on. Let's type in she played the she was the voice in Jungle Book of the snake Aquafina The voice of the snake yeah, oh No, no, I got it. I got it. You're talking about she's married to Colin Joyce from Saturday Night Live. Yes, Colin You mean black widow. Yeah, say black widow. Okay, what's her name? Scarlett Johansson Bro, she's not with the young girls. No, she's been around forever. Yeah. Yeah, she's amazing. She's super good

She has shorter hair sometimes right No, she probably doesn't know. Yeah 40. She's 40. She's not like Sydney. You when she keeps her hair short I'm sure she's done it in her lifetime. But You said young girl. That's what through his free. She's you know, what the Sydney Sweeney's of the world date. She's like 24 Yeah, she's a different generation now, right? She's 40 Wow crazy Yeah, Scarlett's gorgeous

Yeah curved up to yeah curved up, but like everything yeah, I grew your hair out though, right? What else you got Jen? That's a yard though. Some people just work before we do current events. Hold on We doing Secret Santa? We are. Casey, Mark. Secret Santa. If guys ran the world, do you think, if guys were just, if it was only guys,

do you think we'd ever exchange presents? Never. I mean, maybe. You'd have guys, you'd have to have like the gay contingent who are like, hey. If it wasn't based on our shows, we wouldn't do this on the side. No, we never celebrate anything.

Oh, Hey, Hey buddy. Huh? Casey. It's beyond Cam. He has his fingers. Okay. Casey, give me double fingers. Over here.

Over here. Casey, Casey, Casey is quite the athlete. No, but we have no camera on the couch. You weren't your beanie on huh, in case it gets cold? You look like one of those street roller-betties. Look at that young hair. Jealous much, Brian? I am jealous.

He has the best hair. Casey, you got a lady? Are you married, Casey? No. You got a girl? Yeah. OK. You ever experiment with guys or anything?

Not yet. OK. The knife is still young, though. I bet you guys dig you, though, huh? Yeah. You get looked at by guys sometimes. They're like, hey, man. Okay. Night is still young though. I bet you guys dig you though, huh? You get you get looked at by guys sometimes they're like, hey man Yeah. Yeah, you got a tailpiece on you got a little crossfit body And mark mark mark looks like a he looks like a guy who should be in the Old Testament Leading the Hebrews to battle

Or actually more of a prophet go on and even though you're Italian you're Italian yeah what else hey I've got some German I've got some Irish I've got he's a smorgasbord man on board you don't have any Jewish in you no no hey nice try he's not okay I kind of I kind of blend in everywhere people think you're Jewish though they think you're so no no a lot of people think I'm Armenian Armenian you be a lot in LA you get Armenian He's got like me. Yeah You don't look Armenian. I don't know you don't look Armenian. No, I'm not hairy enough You look like if you told me you were I don't drive

I don't know I don't know I don't know and drive G wagon But if for real you said you were 100% Cherokee, I would be like, wow. Cherokee? You don't meet a lot of Cherokees. No. But if I said I was Mexican, that makes sense. Yeah, but also if you said you were 100% Apache. Yeah, if you were half Polynesian, half Apache,

I'd be like, totally makes sense. So we're going to do Secrets Santa, because here at Fighter and the Kid, we are non-denominational, but we just want to have fun. Oh, no, no, no. We're Christian. I'm a Christian. Jesus is king, first of all, and there's only one true Messiah.

And if you don't believe in Jesus, you're going to hell. Yeah, we only celebrate Christmas. If you say happy holidays, suck my fat cock. It's Merry Christmas. Amen. Brennan has gotten white Christian nationalist since COVID. I said Merry Christmas to the woman at Trader Joe's the other day and she told me I was rude. I would spit in her face.

She did? She said that was very rude of me to say. Merry Christmas. Yeah and I told her to fuck off. Okay. Okay so secret Santa if you pull your own name please be honest and put it back in. We have a $30 gift in it here. Oh so I gotta buy somebody a fucking gift?

You have to buy someone a gift. Oh, I got to. I told you, Brian, someone's gonna have to pick a gift for Brian, he's not gonna remember. No. Oh, well, let's make sure he didn't get his own name. Look how upset Brian looks that he has to buy a gift. And we all wanna do this?

Yes, we all want to do this. Okay, I'm just checking. Just checking, just feeling temperature? Did you get your own name? No. Okay. And I don't tell the person who's it is. I have to buy someone a gift. Now, did you get your own name? I didn't even buy the name.

Hide it. Oh, I got a good one. All right. Well, dude, there's only five? That's me. I know. You got Casey. Mark, if you get your own name, Casey, you're back.

Oh, man. Yes. I think Ryan got chin. I got a good one. I got a good one. Can I say who I picked? Yeah. No, you can't

No, that ruins. So then is this also known as white elephant? Whoever I give the gift to? Did they get rid of white elephant? Is it just elephant elephant? So if I give somebody a gift, I just say I just surprised them with my stupid gift. We all put them in the middle It has to be under $30. Fuck that. Now you could do a Taco Bell gift card. Look what, Casey. I'm gonna ask everybody who they got. Look, you know what, don't be surprised if you see 30 bucks in an envelope.

That's a nice gift. He got his own name. Yeah. That's what my grandma used to do. Just give us cash on the side. What if I get the same one again? That's always best. Hey, get what you want.

Casey, stop cooking. It's not as fun, but you get what you want. Wait. Casey, stop cooking. It's not as fun, but you get what you want. Okay, got it. Okay, now you get the fun. If it's your own name, put it back. Oh, I knew I shouldn't have. Did you get your own name? It's not me now.

Right. So the rules are we have a $30 limit. Okay. Josh, come over here so people can see you. Whatever. We have a $30 limit. No one is to put the name on the gift of who it's from, just who it's going to.

This is a lot better than nasty Christmas because people fight and it gets ugly. What's nasty Christmas? That's when you bring gifts and people can steal gifts. Yeah, they can, I want that. Not bad. No, it kind of sucks.

Except for one year somebody brings $100 gift card and someone brought like a $2 bottle of wine. Brandon would elbow everybody out of the way and take all the gifts. No, no, you know, it's kind of sad somebody brings a hundred dollar gift card and someone brought like a two dollar bottle Brandon would elbow everybody out of the way and take all the gifts. No, no, you know, it's not a physical thing It's just the way the rotation goes man until you make it physical. No, man. Why do that? I don't know to start get get all get off $30 under $30 or under Get creative somebody gonna air one gift card That's not bad. That's not bad. A nice $3 talkable, that'll supply you for a year.

Dude, not bad. I'll take that. Nobody tell each other who they have, please. Let's have some fun. But when do we do it? We're going to do it right before our Christmas episodes. We have Christmas off, so we'd have to do it, oh next week. We do it next week.

Okay. Next Wednesday. So you have more to do it. Oh next week. We do it next week. Okay next Wednesday Yeah, Wednesday, so you have more than a week So if someone just be a honey lamb chop and shoot the group a text message Wednesday morning Just remind the group Wednesday morning, thank you boys Yeah, honey lamb chop Well, no, it's What else get got, Jim?

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They fucked with the wrong guy. Oh, fucked with the wrong guy. So do you know where it all stems from? Yeah, he said something about black women, right, in his comedy. Oh my god. Hold on, boomer. So he, oh lord, no. He was doing a podcast on flagrants.

And he had the the remember our boys The the podcast the English fellow. Yeah. Yeah, shit's and digs shit's and what do you love those guys James and them? I already got my name Okay, just grab a goddamn name bread here just go I pick up name Just grab a goddamn name, Brian. Yeah, just go. I pick a name? There you go. So Shits and Gigs was on Andrew Schultz's podcast. And he made a joke about black women, whatever.

But to Andrew Schultz, and he's a comic. He makes fun of everybody. Shits and Gigs came out and said they were offended by Schultz. But during that, even during that bit that he was doing, he yelled out, Kendrick Lamar fans, get him. And so Kendrick, somehow that clip made it to him. So James was just joking around,

say get him, get him, or something like that. He's always, yeah. But he made a joke about black women being angry all the time. And then they said something, he's like, Kendrick Lamar fans, get him. So then, Schitzengeist made an apology, Andrew lit them up, and then that clip went

viral, and caused a lot of noise. So Shits and Gigs made an apology to their fans, which you should never do, but then also Kendrick Lamar, that went so viral, he saw it and he said something in his rap lyrics about, not directly to Shultz with Clips. Do you see what he said? He goes goes they shaved their hair because they started losing it because they get they so stressed about being around this black girl that's complaining about another time about white guys dating black oh they grow a beard because there's a comedy podcast lapped yes I think the black girlfriend effect might be a protective instinct yeah he's being Andrew Schultz one of the best he's kind of riffing on black

white guys in there yeah he's saying yeah they grow their beards because they get slapped because women so angry black. Whatever. He's making jokes Gets a Kendrick Kendrick puts his lyric in clearly Directed at Shultz. He boy did he fuck up though cuz Shultz he goes. Oh cool And he's just been lighting him up lighting him up. Yeah He would he would he could fuck him and he couldn't stop him. I would make love to him and there's nothing he could do about it. Wow. And Schultz was built for this world.

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's nothing but good PR for Schultz. But now if you're not a Schultz fan, you're not familiar with him, you see a white guy talking about black women, it's going to upset people that aren't familiar with him, you know, but people are going to get upset no matter what. Yeah. It's Schulte. He's yeah he'll he'll he'll meet you halfway. That's for sure. Oh he's gonna light you up, but this is all good PR for Schulte. Of course. And he has a special coming out like to me great. That's great. He's crushing. Hilarious.

Alright. Good luck with that. Yeah. I love the shits and gigs guy by the way. He's great. I love these guys. I support them. This is a wild video, guys. So this pilot in Brazil, flying a plane in a full-blown vulture, crashes through the window, and he is unfazed. Just unfazed. And there's a video of it.

There he is. Well, that's a vulture. That's a vulture. Vulture. But what should he be doing, you know? I mean, don't you think he'd freak out? No, you just, you, you, you freak out, you die. What you do is you just stay calm and you land that fucking plane. There's only one thing to do, and that's a good metaphor for life. There's only one thing to do, and that's a good metaphor for life. There's only one thing to do, solve the problem.

Right? So most people are like, ah, freaking out. It's like, that's cool. Solve the problem. No, but there's not even a problem. You just do your job. You don't think you pull it out? No. It makes the hole bigger. Just leave them there. Okay. I thought it was pretty cool. It's also kind of cool. And then you scroll down a little more.

I mean, that's hilarious. Look at that. Damn, dude. Do you think the vulture's dead? Look at that. It'd be cool if he was still alive. Birds are a real problem. It's high, though.

Yeah, I got to go find him. Do you guys know what they do to keep birds out of the airfield in airports? There are two things they do. See if you can guess. It's kind of cool. They put up fake owls? No, not bad. Close, close.

They do two things. One, they light off firecrackers to keep the geese and things out of the airfield. And two, they always have falcons on hand. They have peregrine falcons because they're really territorial birds and they keep all the birds out of the airfield. For sure. So typically in all airports.

But then don't you have to worry about running into falcons? No, because you'll have like two of them and they're really small. And all you need is like two and they will patrol the area. And they just keep everything out. Yeah, pretty wild. Nice catch, Ed.

Okay, we talked about this a second ago. So Jay-Z is one of the newest to be accused in a civil lawsuit of raping a 13 year old girl back in the 2000s and he came at it hard. This is how, whether you're guilty or not, this is how you handle these accusations. And you can tell this wasn't from a PR team, it's not from a publicist. They said he wrote this on his phone. It was like, hold up. And yeah, so this guy, Tony Busby, who has, so this is what I was saying about the whole Sean comes

diddy thing. When you get hit with 120 lawsuits or whatever it is, you know, what I was saying before is that when it comes to the court room, you're going to see that most of these are not going to hold water. They just want money. That's right. So what they do and what they did to Jay Z is they said, hey, this lawyer said, hey, I'm going to come at you with this accusation. Do you want to make it go away? This is what it's going to cost you. And he said, fuck off. And this is from 2000.

It's 25 years ago. I had very skeptical hippo eyes right away. A 13 year old girl, she's just where? She's just at these awards. Apparently the word is, according to her lawyer, is she wanted to go to the party. She showed up to something, event they were at, found the driver and the driver's like, oh, your P did- The driver found her. The limo driver found her.

She went up to the drive, no, she went up to the driver and then he was like, oh, your P did his type. Like, let me talk to him. After the show, they took her to an after party, to his house. She had to sign an NDA. Then in the house this happened. Yeah, so all of that is already,

like where are parents, you're 13. Like Like what people couldn't see that you're 13. Thank you. It doesn't make sense. Also to me, this is it, like Jay-Z said, this is a, this is a criminal uh thing. Why didn't you go to the police? This is a criminal matter. This is a child. What's the statute of limitations though? And 13 years old, there's no mistaking. I have a 13 year matter. This is a child. What's the 13 years old? There's no mistaking, huh? I have a 13 year old. That's a child. But what's the statute? Yeah, but some people enter that. Does that matter? I know that it's a criminal. This should be a criminal. I mean, but then also

sometimes I can. Connors case too, like sometimes it goes to civil because they don't have the evidence that they need for the for the criminal trial. So if it happened to civil because they don't have the evidence that they need for the for the criminal trial So if it happened to on 13 and you have no evidence. Yes. Well my dad it's my thing is my thing is this You know if it's a 13 year old what should be at a stake is justice That's what but that's what Jay-Z say and yeah And so what this guy did is hey give us money and we'll make this go away, which is weird So that's what Jay-Z saying is like on if I actually did this wouldn't you want a? And so what this guy did is, hey, give us money and we'll make this go away. Which is weird. So all of a sudden you're like-

And that's what Jay-Z's saying. He's like, come on. If I actually did this, wouldn't you want to- criminal charges? Yes. Shouldn't that predator be put away? Yeah. Instead of coming for money? Like this whole- he's like, you're fucking with the wrong celebrity.

I'm from the streets of New York. Like, good luck. Yeah. Go fuck yourself. He handled it the right way. He's also got a 13- But here's the thing too, is like the internet, if you've been paying attention to any of the, like the P Diddy stuff, every single conspiracy theories, wait

till they start focusing on Jay Z, Jay Z's next. Like, and then I'll go down that deep dive at four in the morning. I'll be on there. I'll go to this rabbit hole that they have on Jay Z. And you're like, but there's nothing really there. Like there's no legit evidence. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

You hear a lot. Like, Oh, but he slept with this girl when she legit evidence. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You hear a lot of stuff. Like, Oh, but he slept with this girl when she was 14. It's like, did she say that? Like, there's no concrete evidence, but it's all this weird conspiracy online, right? When Beyonce, Beyonce asked people to, you know, bathe in blood and do this worshiping. You're like, really?

Is that all? They're a little busy doing a lot of stuff like running a major business. I think It's funner than just going yeah, JZ's great I think you're gonna see when it comes to push comes to shove you're gonna see that a lot of these cases are dropped Damage already done though. That's what fucking sucked for JZ now. It's like oh, yeah, Q's a rape. Nobody looks into it No, well, and I guarantee let's say this gets dropped. Let's say Jay-Z fights it and wins. Jay-Z and Beyonce, they're billionaires, so they probably have the power to get the word out. They'll be fine either way. But I'm just saying

the dam is already done. You've already accused Jay-Z rape. That's associated his name. You're fucked. Well, cause he said, my children, my children go to school and have to answer questions. They're of the age where they're going to know what's going on. So now I got to sit them down because your dumb ass wants to do this. And he's like, I'm- That's the liability of celebrity now. That it can ruin, it's your children you deal with. Like you can handle it, you're gonna be like, fuck off and I gotta deal with this shit.

You're gonna deal with a lot of people on the internet saying stuff. And there's always a subset of people that believe it, like anything else, you know? It's like, so Pete Hegseth, if you look at that sexual allegation that he went through I don't know that woman. So he's the he is the Trump's pick for secretary. Oh, yeah, he's a badass stud stud stud

So immediately the the press they they got to come after him in 2017 he settled an allegation There was no there just wasn't any evidence and let me just go through what it was The woman was seen they had an argument at the bar, and the woman was seen basically holding his hand, going back to his room, back to his room, okay, to get busy late at night after the bar. Do you know that that woman's husband

and her kids were in the same hotel? So she was like, I gotta go have sex with this big stud over here. And then she comes out and for whatever reason, she says, oh no, I got to, he wouldn't let me leave or something. Uh huh. Except for that never stuck and it was all settled out of court. So now he had done, so, so Pete Hegseth, there's a picture of him.

He's in, he's in what looks like his very short shorts and this congresswoman or some asshole goes, oh it's great that you have a drunk rapist as your pick. And it was a picture of him when he was swimming for the Navy SEAL Foundation to raise money for Navy SEAL. So he was- Are you guys familiar with Pete's background? Complete badass.

Yeah, he went to Princeton and Harvard, he has two bronze stars for combat. He, I mean, he's written four books, you know. If you have a problem with him running a huge organization, that's one thing, but to attack him this way is just dishonest and horse shit. And that stupid asshole called him a rapist, she can get sued and he should sue her for that. He should sue the fuck out of her.

I bet he'll be alright. But yeah, it be all right. But yeah, it's all bullshit. And then he's got the cross, he's a white nationalist, they're saying all this stuff. It's like, no, a Christian nationalist, shut up. It's like, he's a warrior. Handsome guy, look at that right there,

that picture of him in that suit. He's just stud. What else you guys got? Okay, so this OnlyFans model has been apparently hired by someone on the Bills to come to games and flash and distract the other teams and their coaches. We cannot confirm or deny she has some text messages here. And she plays for who? I. And she plays for who? I mean, she works for who?

The OnlyFans world. But to just distract the Bills players? The Bills have hired, the rumor is the Bills have hired her to come distract the other side. I don't think the Bills are involved with this. Maybe the Bills. There's some text messages here. From who? For the Bills.

It won't say who. Ah, I call it bullshit. It's a fun TMZ story, but at that level, you think the Bills are sitting around marketing going, let's hire that hot chick to flash the professional football players to distract them from third and 10. Here's what I think. I think there's a guy on the Bills who thinks she's hot and follows her and says, I'll give you a hundred bucks. He's just looking to try to You know get with her cuz yeah

She yeah. Yeah, I'll drop a ball for that Yeah, yeah, she's cool. Come on Kind of cool I liked it. Yeah, I mean it's a fun story. It's just not realistic NFL teams aren't hiring only fans model to flash the boys Okay. Okay. I got two more for you. So, Wizard of Oz, the Ruby Red Flippers have finally been sold for $32.5 million. Somebody's got a lot of money on their hands.

A lot of money and not enough time. My question for you two, is there any artifact, and Chin, get in on this, from any movie. Yeah, Hitler's head. Well no, that's not. That you would spend crazy money on. From the movies? From the movies?

I mean, Joe Burrow just admitted he bought one of the Batmobiles by the way. Three million dollars. Not street legal either. Cool. But is there anything from a movie that you're like oh I gotta have this that much I would buy that truck from Tango and cash I always wanted that bring that truck up chin it made me like trucks back in the day sure that f15 from fucking top This looks weird, dude. What is that?

I don't know. Maybe it doesn't truck. It doesn't like, but as a kid, that thing was, it's a 1988 Chevy C 3,500 regular cab. I wanted it so bad as a gross. This is where I disagree with you, Brent. We agree on a lot of stuff. It's in the movies, dude. I'm not saying I fucking.

Well, that's funny. Um, yeah, I don't know. Comes with in the movies, dude. I'm not saying I'm fucking. Well, that's funny. Yeah, I don't know. Comes with a gun on the side? I don't know. I do not know. Well, these have gone now down as the highest paid movie item ever. Have you ever seen the bad luck, like the curse of that cast

on the original Wizard of Oz? Oh, you've never gone down that rabbit hole? Boy, that's a fun one. Oh my God. Everyone got like cancer from, like the wee man, the tin man died because of all the iron, like all the metal of this, because it was back in the day. He died. The bad luck on Wizard of Oz is wild. So it says, some say the Wizard of Oz was

cursed through many accidents that occurred on the set. Poisoned with aluminum duct tape. Two actors who played flying monkeys crashed to the ground with their wires broke. The Wicked Witch or the West stunt double injured her leg when her broomstick exploded and sent to the hospital. Judy Garland who was 16 at the time was put on a strict diet, forced her to take pills to control her appetite.

The makeup's the bad one though. Originally cast as Tin Man was hospitalized after being poisoned by the aluminum dust makeup. Jack Healy replaced and the makeup artist mixed the aluminum powder to paint him. Look, show business hurts, kid. So the wicked, so the green lady, the bad witch, suffered burns from the copper based makeup.

Yep. Have you seen what went on with, well, I mean with the first Planet of the Apes, I remember there was a big thing in the 90s because they were using forever chemicals that never leave your body for, now they use crushed walnuts, walnut shells, but the makeup they were using was really bad that Mark Wahlberg was using. It's not good, not good at all. Did you see Ariana Grande and that black woman from Wicked? Did you see the interviews that they were giving?

So gay. It was so unbelievable. It was so annoying. Are we all gonna pretend that Ariana Grande doesn't have an eating disorder? She has a major eating disorder. Oh my God. Or ozempic, and she doesn't need it,

but got a hold of it, and she's just downing it like fucking Skittles. But she's so skinny. She looks like, I mean, I don't know what's going on with these people. And that other thing. How her family doesn't go, hey man, we should probably eat something.

That black woman is such a narcissist. She's such a narcissist. She's the one that got so mad, because they covered her eyes. The black woman, she's such a narcissist. I's the one I got so mad because they covered her eyes the black woman She's such a narcissist. I've seen the original Wicked with Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth. That's why I won't go watch this Yeah, I mean apparently it's good, but she's not no desire. I can't imagine they're like even the animals in our game Like all right when my kids can't oh my god. I can't imagine being around that no

especially this this the imagine being around that. No. Especially this, this, the, the, just the fact that they're such in a bubble and they're, they're so indulged with it. Have you seen the interviews where they start crying over nothing? You're like, it's so cringy.

It's so cringy. I'm like, what in the world are you are so self-important. Get it together. I get a pain for the next one, too. All right, Trin, give us the biggest one. We probably should have done first. They caught the healthcare shooter. You want piano for the next one too. All right, all right, you can give us the biggest one We probably should done first They caught the healthcare shooter

You want to help care one allegedly? It's definitely him though. Yeah Okay, miss like to get that one What's crazy 26 year old kid handsome devil handsome? How's the water it up? Perhaps you know valedictorian Mm-hmm handsome, bodied up. Prep school valedictorian. From Pennsylvania. He was what? He was valedictorian?

And bodied up, like good looking kid, handsome kid. And I don't know how he got so. I was just in, Towson, Maryland. I was just there. That's where I was staying yesterday. Yeah, you're too excited about that. But that was where my Airbnb was,

in Towson, Maryland. That's so funny. It's a big city. It's not a big city. It's tiny actually. Um it's a it's a very tiny city. How funny. But what's crazy to me is like this kid, you know, he he obviously got on the extreme side like for whatever reason he had to do it. Who knows his grandmother was on life support. They had to pull her off. Couldn't afford

the insurance. What? Who knows? I'm just saying I don't know why he did it like he's, has the world by the balls of valedictorian, probably a smart kid. Yeah, but that's, that's over. But that, but yeah, but the whole manifesto, like we won't remember his name next week. But he said, what are you going to, in his mind, he's like, the revolution has gotten us nowhere. I got to take things in my own hands. Look at this kid. Look at this. I mean, a happy kid has a happy meal there with fucking Simba on it. They found him out of McDonald's.

No. He loves McDonald's. And decided he was just gonna, it's so funny, I was just in Towson. It's so weird. Keep scrolling down, Jen. God. He's one of six kids graduated valedictorian

where he played soccer. He said he intended to study artificial intelligence at University of Pennsylvania Was gonna gonna go to Penn. So it's an Ivy League school. I mean Yeah, but they found I go up to hold on Social media accounts believe to belong to my gender pain I'm as an anti-capitalist who liked online quotes from Unabomber Ted Kaczynski that blasted medical community liked online quotes from Unabomated Kaczynski that blasted the medical community, subscribed to anti-capitalist and climate change causes online, as well as raged against the state of health care in the United States.

When he was taken into custody Monday, Manjani had a manifesto on his person, law enforcement sources told the New York Times. The cash of documents criticized health care companies for putting profits above care. Yeah, well. The cash of documents criticized healthcare companies for putting profits above care. Yeah. Well, I just, so yeah, they also found like the similar weapon with a similar suppressor and bunch of fake IDs, including one that he used. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. The one that he used for Africa, the hostel or something, one of the fake IDs. So it's, but when you see his pictures, let's see if we can see it here. He looked to me, he looked different here. Oh, I think it's spot on. It's the eyebrows. The eyebrows. Okay. That's him, bud. A hundred percent. I just, a young man like that, get the word by the balls. I get, you want to make a change? Like there's certain ways you could fight. Unless it's the extreme way of doing it. Yeah, young revolutionaries.

26 years old, you get the world by the balls, valedictorian, you go into Penn, but nothing's, A, what you did, nothing's gonna change. They're just gonna up security on the rest of the CEOs now. But B, too, your life's changed forever. The shame of your family name, your one of six. He will be in jail. And no one's going to remember your name.

Something in sells well online. No one's going to remember your name. You're going to be spending the rest of your living life in prison. But it's called being a romantic. He thinks that he will go down in infamy. He wants to be significant. He's probably very smart.

And probably or just reading one thing. You can get indoctrinated in college. You can get indoctrinated on the internet. You can get indoctrinated if you read only one point of view. If you're reading radical revolutionaries, and if you're reading radical left-wing ideology only you start to look at the United States as a genocidal corrupt Society instead of looking at it. For example as the longest

Running democracy of all time. It's like somebody said this about a dog. So you look at a dog, right? I love dogs dogs your man's best friend then you can look at a dog and say well dogs, a dog's just a scavenger, a hunter, and it's evolved to manipulate you. Now, if you look at a dog like that, you're not gonna like dogs as much. It's the same shit. That's what the internet does now.

It does, it can radicalize you. Yeah, look at that, such a shame, dude. But there are a lot of young people that get radicalized like this, and this is about the age they do this shit. Imagine those parents, they're like, Holy fuck. Might as well die, it's over. I lost my kid Imagine those parents, they're like, Holy fuck. Might as well die, it's over.

I lost my kid. I lost your kid, but now you're gonna change your name. Like you're the one with the crazy kid that murdered somebody. With a fucking silencer. Then you got five siblings. Yeah. All right, dude, that's your move?

Now your family's fucking shamed for life? He was probably always Out there? Out there. He was probably... Then again, look at how well he did in school, right? Well, that doesn't make sense. Have you seen, he's bodied up, he looks like he's pretty muscular, there's pictures of

him. I mean, he looks like he has the whole world, he had the whole world by the ball. And just to make a quick correction, so he was a valedictorian for Gillamins School in Baltimore, Maryland, and then he intended to go to Pennsylvania to study AI, And then he was caught in Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, at a McDonald's. Yeah. Yeah. What is, what was he doing though? He wasn't in college then he wasn't, he's not a college graduate.

He was. Um, graduated valedictorian from Gilman school in Baltimore. So he took a year off to travel and murder. Well, no, cause he's 26. All the kids do that. Upon graduating he studied intended. It's. So it's five years, six years, right?

That's a long layoff. Seven years, eight years. Yeah, it's eight years So somehow he's gone graduating. He intended to study AI at Penn Is this a oh so my brother like yeah private school in Baltimore. So he went to private school not cheap Imagine that family right now You put all that energy into your kid man man. So that's, that was high school then. You know, um, so my buddy, um, is an international, he does international, he's like an international cop or something,

investigator. And so he said to me, he goes, what's amazing is how, when an American gets arrested in another country, and we come to visit them from the embassy, what's amazing is how many of them think that we're going to get them out. And he was talking about a dude in Fiji, okay, or in one of those islands. And it's like, it was like a Saipan or one of these islands.

And nobody's there, you know? And it's, and so the guy is this, he was this drug dealer. He had been, he was trying to get a huge case of like, coke or something to Australia, but he stopped in one of those islands, Fiji. So he's there and he's there, and he's like, and he's yelling at the guards.

He's like, I want vitamins. Get me vitamins, get the fuck out of here. I'm in this fucking, in this shitty, he was in this, like, they had him in this underground bunker with mosquitoes that would come in at night, and he's all eaten up, and he's freaking out, and he's like, get me the fuck out of here.

Yeah, now they're here, now fuck, he's giving them the finger. And my friend and the other cop are like, hey dude, you gotta stop doing this. And he goes, well when are you guys gonna get me out of here? My friend goes, we're not. And he goes, what?

And he goes, dude, you're looking at between 20 and 30 years. Yeah, here. And here, there's no penitentiary. Here, so the guy's like, what? So they come back two months later and he brought them, they brought him vitamins. And they look at the guy and they go, do you want vitamins? We got him. He goes, no, no, I'm good.

I'm good. He's like, he's keeping his head down. He's like, I'm good. I'm, uh, they're treating me really well here. Everything's great. And he was completely destroyed looking down because, and then he got 23 years and he's 23 years in that jail in that jail with all his mosquitoes and it's like you'll see so initially the

way I'm gonna fucking go make a fortune I'm gonna sell these drugs up he was probably 26 and he's like career criminal they found out but he's like I'm gonna do all this stuff and then when the fight will all win this kid when this this this kid's first night in state penitentiary or federal penitentiary where he realizes he's there for 40 years. Yeah, you didn't change the world, nothing changed. You didn't count on this.

No, the next CEO comes up, like you're not taking that Titan down. No. It's gonna be. Life's over. Yeah, your life's over. It's a bummer. Because somebody got into your head,

here's my question though, was he gonna fuck up eventually? Is this a bad egg? You know what I'm saying? We don't know enough about him. Yeah. What else, is that it, Jen? I got one more.

I got one more for you. Okay, so the next person who wants to fight Jake Paul is Roy Jones jr. Exactly And I know we were talking the other day about who you could fight and you were saying, you know Jake kept his weight. I just want to go out there and say I would much rather watch Brendan fight Jake Paul then Roy George What do you all think? I mean, I course I would. Should I defend his friend or some shit?

I don't. What's the point of this at this point? Money. Yeah, a lot of money. Feel like Jake would do it or no? He's like, I already checked that old box, man. At one point, you can't keep beating up old dudes. No, you can't.

And plus, he's in talks with Cesar Chavez Jr. right now anyway right? That's terrible too. I know. And what what happened with um Ryan Garcia? Is that one gonna happen? Ryan's fighting again yeah. But is he gonna fight Jake? Oh Ryan vs Jake I don't know. Ryan's so much smaller. It's a lot. Be interesting though. It would be interesting I'd be very interested in watching. Uh Roy Jones Jr., does that get you in any way excited? No, no, no, no. Same situation? I'm excited for that as I am tight tonight.

I don't want to see any of it. No more. How old is he? Is Roy Jones like 60? 62? Oh, never mind. He's not young. 55.

55. Younger than Brian. Yeah? Why do you have to say that because that's significant and a freak athlete but I don't know if he's he's a very very very good boxer did you see him verse Mike Tyson I did that was four years ago do you think he's better I said this to you with the Jake Paul fight was he pulling his punches was it did see him actually boxing? You can see the movement. It doesn't matter. It's all... I don't want to see it.

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