The Fighter & The Kid - Tim Kennedy on Cybertruck Bomber Connection | TFATK Ep. 1097
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Yes, we did.
Cause we back at it again.
It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
The great Tim Kenny is back.
I sent out the Austin bat signal.
You answered again, brother.
I love it.
That's the best signal in Austin.
Because it could be, hey, it's three o'clock.
I need to bring a shovel, a chainsaw, a full body paint suit.
And I'm going to answer the call.
Because you'll be the guy. I'll be the guy. And I'm going to answer the call.
You'll be the guy.
I'll be the guy.
And I got to work out with you a little bit of the taste of workouts you do yesterday.
Is it archetype boxing?
Yeah, archetype.
Yeah, it was great.
Sean Apperson, Tyson Mendez, super great group of people.
A lot of savages in there.
Yeah.
It is a fun cross section.
You have David Freese.
I mean, he has like,
I don't know how many championship rings in baseball as a very good baseball,
very good baseball player. I don't know him baseball very well. I know you do.
I talked to him about a little bit with T. Yeah. He's a great guy. I mean, I, I, I like saw a highlight where he hits a home run in a world series.
It's so cool. It's still in great shape. Yeah.
And there's maybe 10 professional athletes.
Yeah.
Just there.
A lot of good people.
Just there.
And then also one of the reasons I came is you're
like, Hey, there's like a kid's kind of camp thing
going on for class.
Right.
So I brought T to go with your son and the rest of
the kids and dude, he loved it.
It was so fun.
He's supposed to be in baseball camp, but man, he,
and the plan was to take him to baseball camp after that.
He was like, dad, can I go to Tim's house?
I was like, sure, bud.
It's your day, whatever you want.
He was awesome.
Great kid.
What a stud.
And then when we got done, he's like, dad, listen,
I know football and baseball is my thing,
but I'm thinking about dropping one of them
and doing boxing full time.
I was like, no, you're not.
Yeah.
No, you're not.
It's boxing is a supplement to the other sports.
You're not dedicating your life to boxing. Amen to that. Um, I,
I hammered even in the car. I didn't even hear you say that,
but you know, like the, all the boys, there's four of them.
They're like, Oh, this was fun. You're like, I'm so good. I can beat it.
I can beat up anybody. And I was like, first read the room as there's a bunch
you're in there. Tyson's Sean's in there. Shane's in there. And I was like, first read the room as there's a bunch you're in there.
Tyson, Sean's in there, Shane's in there. And, um, it has like good boxing, head movement, footwork,
kickboxing, wrestling, jujitsu. They're all superpowers and gymnastics for other sports.
Correct. So like, yeah, you guys are other sports athletes, but you're also going to be good at
these because you could be good at these
because you could be good at anything.
Yeah.
T as I was driving baseball camp today, he's like, damn, my arms are sore where they usually
not storm.
Like, yeah, dude, you're using different muscles.
This is good.
I said, this will be good for baseball.
Yeah, it was a good day.
And what's funny too is, I mean, T's been at the gym a bunch of times with me.
I've held minutes from a bunch, but he's never been in a gym like that of that degree and like the dynamics of the gym. And there's this
guy in there and the Joe Mao is going with his like, Hey, we don't like to keep you safe.
Whatever that means. Like we don't know that guy. I know everybody else. He's like, but
when we, when we switch, maybe avoid that guy. Cause we don't, he's not, he's an outlier. It was like, okay, cool.
And then he goes with Shane who we'll talk about.
I love Shane.
He goes with Shane.
Who's like your brother, right?
Yeah.
You guys look similar, similar builds.
So he's my brother.
Both savages.
Yeah.
He's awesome.
I'll talk.
I went to lunch with that after he's so cool.
So this guy goes with Shane and he's going super hard in the paint and T's kind of seeing what's going on
I didn't say anything new. I just wanted to see the dynamics and then I see you you go
Hey, let's go man. And I was like, oh this can get good. Yeah, I noticed I stopped
I was just standing there like, you know, I went and you're like
Cuz there's and I was explaining this to, like whenever a guy's going that hard,
and we're just touch sparring, we're just working.
And this guy's going so hard in the paint,
like he's uppercut, I mean.
He's hitting him hard.
He was hoping like, Dan would be like, dude, great technique.
Here's a contract.
I know you're 46, but I'm going to send you.
He's going hard in the paint.
So Tim's like, nah, bud that's not gonna fly over here.
So Tim goes with him and bro just absolutely made the,
humble this gentleman, humble this gentleman.
And he was just like, dad, Tim was mad.
I'm like, no, no, Tim's not mad.
Did you see Tim go with all the other guys?
Did you see me go with all the other guys? Did you see any of the high level guys do that? He's like, no, I'm like, no, no, Tim's not mad. I, did you see Tim go with all the other guys? You see me go with all the other guys? Do you see any of the high level guys do that?
He's like, no, I'm like, most of those high level guys aren't going to act that way.
It's usually the guy that didn't compete at a high level. Who's going to do that.
Cause of his ego.
I think a good gym and it's one of the greatest things about pugilistic sports is
there, if there's errors, if there's ego,
there's self-correcting problems within that safe space. So at my gym, the Greatest Humor of Cedar
Park, you know, the new guy is coming in, traveling in, it's a Tim Kennedy gym, Giancarlo Badoni trains
there, you know, Pat is there, like it's 40 black belts are in this gym. you know, you're rough to a white belt. You're, you're rough to a smaller statured athlete.
You're rough to, um, a woman like lo and behold, you know, the, the Jason
Brown belt who's 230 pounds, um, he's just waiting for his time to get his black
belt.
He's next for you.
You're going to pay the pie.
And it just, it just happens.
It just happens just like yesterday.
And it's, you know, even with, even with the little kids, that stuff sucks itself out.
Those are self correcting problems.
Yeah.
I love it.
That's why I love sports.
Yeah.
Especially coming from LA, like T was in the super
how it privileged area and especially all those kids.
And he thought these kids were cool, you know, because their parents had money
and they did this and one of these vacations.
And I was like, buddy, sports is going to be the equalizer.
That kid you think's cool,
that doesn't work hard, doesn't train,
wait till you play sports.
He's not going to be as cool as you think, buddy.
Sure enough, he's-
You can't buy your way into grit.
You can't buy your way in.
You can spend all the money in the world.
You can have the best glove. You can have the best bat. You can spend all the money in the world. You can have the best glove.
You can have the best bat.
You can have the best lacrosse stick.
You have the best, nicest boxing shorts and boxing gloves.
None of it matters.
None of that stuff matters.
None of it matters.
None of it matters.
T's buddy, his dad and mom billionaires, straight up billionaires.
And he thought they would go over to their house and was bragging about them.
Okay, cool dude.
I know that kid's work ethic. When T started playing sports. Yeah. And he thought they would go over the house and was bragging about him. Okay, cool dude.
I know that kid's work ethic.
When he started playing sports.
Sure enough, he was just like, oh man.
I'm like, yeah, but money can't buy the hard work.
Like when we're training and he's playing video games,
that's the equalizer, but he's not so cool now, is he?
No.
The bunch of fascinating studies around the the ten people that you're
surrounded with you know give or take ten percent that's gonna be
socioeconomically the next generation where they land and there's
characteristics that and I'm not trying to like curate or editorialize or manipulate who is around me, my family, and my kids.
But I want people that have compassion and hard work and grit, and have wisdom and understand
being an entrepreneur and have failed, but now are on a pretty solid where like as the tide rises, so do all the ships.
And I want my family to kind of be riding that.
So we're really intentional about who's around us.
And it's not, it's not, it's not a money thing.
It's not a success thing.
It's an experience thing, like a good quality person.
Like some of the best, I mean, my tribe in LA was these blue collar baseball dads and T was around that.
All of them worked their ass off to pay for the kid
every weekend, go in here, go on their private
training and just work their ass off.
He was around that.
Man, like one of the, I think Chris Williams
said it, I think he was quoting somebody.
I don't remember who he was quoting.
Uh, like one of the greatest superpowers that you
can have
is choosing your attitude and your mood.
You know, like just choosing to be happy.
Like anybody can be in a bad mood,
but being happy and being in a good mood,
even when you don't have things to make you happy,
like that transcends.
That's a superpower.
It is a superpower.
I've never seen you in a bad mood.
No, won't do it. Me either. Nope. It just, it doesn't and my wife can't understand it.
You can roll our truck on the beach, right? I can like, like I was working on that land
cruiser and made a couple of really big expensive costly mistakes. Really embarrassing too. Cause
like I thought I could do it. Couldn't do it. Yeah. And you know, but it's like, oh,
it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good. I'm gonna figure this out. Yeah. I'm good. You know, good. Yeah. And, uh, you know, but it's like,
it's fine. Yeah, I'm good. I'm gonna figure this out. Yeah. I'm good. You know, I'm good. Yeah. Even, uh,
I mean, I, you know, I flipped my TRX go super viral.
Everyone's making fun of me. And my wife was like, she,
I could tell she was like walking eggshells next
morning and she's like, you're good. I'm like,
it's just truck. I'll figure it out. I think
definitely been, there's definitely worse things to
get worried about. Like I'm good, man.
And I think for my son too, like, dude, I just got my TRX done carbon fiber body.
It was took all this work and they painted it.
And this thing is mint and we're pulling out and
this metal gate hits right where I got it done.
And T knows how much I love that truck and he
loves that truck.
It's his favorite.
And he was like in tears, like, Oh my God. I much I love that truck and he loves that truck, it's his favorite.
And he was like in tears, he's like, oh my God.
I was like, buddy, buddy, it's just a truck.
And we luckily have the means to get it figured out,
to get it fixed.
We're fine.
And cause he was going to a game.
And he's like, yeah, where are we gonna go?
But I don't want you worrying about this at all.
Do I seem worried?
He's like, no, I'm like,
then you definitely shouldn't be worried.
You know? So it's like, dude, it's all good. And my wife, she's like, I don't get it. You were just born this way.
I'm like, yeah, I'm good, man. Like if you've seen that mean where that everything's on fire around
them and just goes, it's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. Yeah. It's good, dude.
Like that, um, with, with hard work, everything that I think we want is on the far side of hard work, and being able to do the work ultimately comes
from this mental position.
And I can do hard things with joy.
Matter of fact, I think the more that you do them,
this morning, I was not thrilled about seeing the program
of the workout on these skier and rowers today.
Especially as a five foot 11 athlete, as I'm looking at a bunch of rowers that are like six,
one, six, two monsters. And it was like a heartbeat of like, this is going to suck
immediately to sick. Let's never show it. Not like even yesterday, some of that kind of sucked.
And for me, that's the first time I've done a workout
like that, but I'm with you and Shane and no one's like,
Oh God, like you guys are just cool.
So I'm like, I'm good.
They're good.
I'm good.
But it's like immediately it's going to suck.
I got people that are going to do it,
that are going to enjoy the suffering with me and I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah. I'm good.
Yeah. I'm good.
And let's talk about your friend, Shane. Oh, I love this guy, buddy. Yeah. So you, you have to get going. He took
tea and the boys, uh, to, I think they got yogurt or something. Then they went to your gym.
Frozen yogurt. Yeah. What she loved. And then they go to your gym. So it was just me and Shane
and the gentleman who owns the archery company. Yeah, Tyler.
He's awesome.
He's amazing.
Yeah, I don't know these guys at all.
His business partners are Evan Hafer
that owns Black Rifle Coffee.
Cameron Haynes and Joe Rogan.
Cameron Haynes and Joe Rogan.
Dude drives his Ford truck.
Yeah, he's awesome.
We're talking about the whole business.
We had a lot of similar stuff when
it comes to the business side of things.
So me and him, we're going back and forth. And then just talking to Shane, he's just such a good dude.
And you guys are, I can tell why you guys are so close, like just talking to him.
It's so funny, dude.
Cause so, especially for the listeners, you hear Brian talking about flying
the helicopters all the time, Shane's the one flying them.
So I feel a lot better about it.
So Shane, I go, where do you live, man?
And he tells me, you know, I don't know the lay of the land, but I figured I'm gonna go about 20 minutes away. 25 minutes. Like
by car. Yeah, by car dude. He goes, I was like two and a half hours. Yeah. And a half. I go,
damn, you live out there. He goes, yeah, but it's like a 15 minute helicopter ride. And I was like,
what? He's like, if 15 minutes in his commuter helicopter, but if he like hops in his boy, yeah, the big boy, the turbine one, it's like, he's there in nine minutes. Yeah.
So it just, he's like, he's the Bruce Wayne of Texas. Basically. Yeah. He is one bad event
away from becoming Batman. Yes. Yeah. I mean, yeah, smart enough, wealthy enough and like just pray,
skill set. Yeah. Just pray that nothing happens to his wife or kids.
Right. Cause yeah, he was just, I mean him, we're talking for a while and he's
not a gear head, but he's a, I guess you're called helicopter head.
So there's a lot of similar similarities.
We're talking about like the fuel and stuff like that.
And it was just, it was amazing, man. Amazing.
Yeah, he's, so when I got here to Austin.
Which is what year?
To, I moved in 2012.
Way before it was the cool thing.
Yeah.
Wife came here like a year ahead.
I was still in and out of the military,
doing a little bit of contracting stuff.
And then she had taken a job with Dell,
which is here in Austin.
And that's why I brought you here.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
I was going to be able to live at anywhere.
I was going to be a professional athlete.
So I'm just training.
This is when the army is like, Hey, we found out
that you've been fighting on the side.
Yeah.
So I'm not sure this is going to work.
Yep.
And so they let me become a guardsman, a national
guard soldier, like a part-time soldier, and then I was
going to be a full-time athlete.
So you could pursue the UFPA.
Yeah.
And when I get here, I'm on a big wind streak, and lots
of people are coming and wanting to hang out and
train, and they're fair time friends, fair weather
friends.
We were talking about one of the greatest gifts is
going through something hard and really learning who your friends were. Yep. Fairtime friends, fair weather friends. We were talking about one of the greatest gifts
is going through something hard
and really learning who your friends were.
Yeah.
Or, and at this time, everybody wanted to sponsor me.
Everybody like, oh, you know, this guy's the next champion.
He's like a lot of momentum.
Yeah, a lot of buzz.
And it was hard to figure out who were my actual friends. And Shane comes in and we do this Rooney barbell complex.
And there's, I don't know, eight or nine guys there
to work out with us.
And it's terrible.
It's five, 135 pound barbell, five deadlifts,
five bent over rows, five hang cleans, five push press,
five front squat, five backs press, five front squat,
five backs, no, I'm sorry, it's one of everything.
One deadlift, one bent over row, one hang clean,
one push press.
But heavier weight?
No, at 145, and then it's two of everything,
and then three of everything, up to 10,
and then back down to one.
Yeah, at 145, or 135.
So it was horrible.
About 40 minutes of work after we had already done
a whole bunch of stuff and nobody came back the next day
but Shane and then Shane was training,
going shooting with me, all the things.
I didn't know that he was Shane Steiner,
from Steiner Ranch. And, um,
then a UFC comes to town and everybody's like, Hey,
can you get me tickets? Uh,
I think he's Edwards was fighting here in Austin, which was,
and he was a local, it was really cool. Um, and then Shane comes up, he's like,
Hey, the fights this weekend. I'm like, Oh, here it is. You know, like,
can I get you front row seats or whatever?
And he's like, my, you know, my, my family has a box.
And if, if you don't want to deal with the people,
if you like want to come up and hide out for a little bit,
we'll, we'll just be up top and you're more than welcome
to come to us.
I was like, that's cool.
He wasn't offering to like brag.
He was offering to help, to help,
to be like an act of service. And I was like,
oh, you're a real one. Oh, I found one. You're legit. And then like the first time that I got hit
something hard, you know, first dude to call and be like, hey, let's go hop on the boat.
and be like, hey, let's go hop on the boat. Let's, and it's so, such a priceless thing
to get a peek behind the curtain
to find out who those friends are.
And he had come from similar circumstances
where he didn't know who his friends were.
He didn't know who wanted to be near or close to him
for whatever reason.
And then he had, man, he had done some, a lot of living.
A lot of mistakes when he was country music star.
We talked about it.
Yeah.
You know, like Pablo Escobar and him run
for who had more cocaine on a given night.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Some wild boys.
Yeah, totally super wild.
And so all that living now, there's a lot of experience.
And we were talking about his beautiful daughters
and his beautiful wife, being able to hand some of that
experience off to that next generation of like, you know,
I've been down this road.
You're like, I know where this goes.
Yeah. He was built for, especially his daughter wants to be a singer.
I'm like, dude, who better than you to show her the ropes,
especially in the world we live in now.
All right, kids, let's take a little break from the fighter and the fighter
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Also with him, it's for those that don't know
like that Steiner ranch, if you've watched Yellowstone,
the Duttons, that'd basically be the Steiners in Texas.
That's right.
Yep.
Even more curious, the,
the show, the Yellowstone,
had the Steiner family in it multiple times.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, cause Sheridan's from Texas, right?
Yeah.
Well, the, the writer, his nephew, well, Shane's brother, Sid is a, is a multi-time champion
rodeo guy.
His dad, multi-time champion bull rider, the family breeding bulls go into
competition, some of the most famous stock. So in like the rodeo world, the
Steiners are super well-known. His nephew, Rocker, is just all talent for sure, but
he works so freaking hard and he is the
best bareback rider on the planet. After he was like the best wakeboarder
on the planet, the kids are free 22, 21. No, he just works his ass off. Such an
and the the judges because of how rodeo works just like freaking figure skating because his last name Steiner, they
make him earn it.
It's so hard.
I bet.
You know, he has all, he has to be a super outlier to win that thing.
And it's totally unfair because he's the best without a doubt.
But that, that freaking family, everything that they, they touch turns to gold because
they work so hard.
So in Yellowstone, you see Rocker Steiner
on the back of horses on the movie or on the show.
One of my favorite shows ever.
Some of the land that they're filming Yellowstone on,
that's Steiner land.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you never know.
No clue.
The dude looks like a bum.
It's crazy, Shane being who he is and where from. It, it's crazy that he's normal.
Yeah.
It's like into the same shit we are.
Yeah.
I'd say you.
And most kids aren't, you know what I'm saying?
Especially if you look at, especially like suicide rates, I think like 400%
more likely from a kid that comes from that affluent, you know, rich of a family.
You know, they're just, they're kind of, cause they have no drive.
There's no purpose.
Like they're sad, but he's pretty gangster. Yeah. I mean, I, I seen that invite for tomorrow night. It'll be a,
him up on stage at his dad's steakhouse. That's, you know, and you'll meet Bobby and Jolene,
the most beautiful, the dude's 70 something six pack, 70 something striations on the shoulders
and his chest. And he gets out there and he burns a hole in the ground dancing with
His beautiful wife Jolene and it's not like they're faking. It's not like a shtick because that's they're having a good time
Boots good denim good diamonds, you know, and she's gorgeous
Shane's up there singing Bella's up there singing maybe rockers gonna walk up with the guitar
The full family at the Steiner Steakhouse, everybody out there.
You're gonna see Rollo dancing with my daughter.
You know, and, oh dude, it's so awesome.
That's cool, man.
Yeah, he's just a good, all of them were just good guys.
I told you to tell your wife to get a big pair,
a good pair of jeans.
I know.
I'm gonna bring you a hat.
She's hot, I'm down, dude.
I'm freaking down.
Yeah, look at this view.
So, that, I'm trying to see the dance floor.
Yeah, that's the view.
That's the view.
Yeah, I went there for Father's Day.
It is pretty incredible.
So that Steiner family, is it like generational land?
Like that?
I mean, you go back a three, you know, three or four,
but they've been working hard for forever.
Ranchers, livestock breeders,
and then every generation just, you know,
normally like you build generational wealth
and like, then you just kind of ride it out.
Yeah, they just kind of coast.
That's not how they roll.
No.
You know, like every generation is gonna,
I feel like now there's gonna, Yeah, that's it right there on the right hand side. Now there's,
there's like really no opportunity to do like, you're not gonna hear a family owning land.
Yeah, it's kind of all gone. Those days are over. Right. So that, uh, the lit part, that's actually
Shane singing and that's, uh, outdoors just after sunset. And then right in front of that stage is
the dance floor.
And
see, Trin, you could have got up there, dude.
You move awesome.
Get your ass up there.
Trin's a performer.
Are you really?
Oh yeah.
In what regards?
Jim play him something.
I do music.
Play him a little something.
What kind of music?
Play him the Tim McGraw cover.
Educate Tim.
I do, you know Jelly Roll, right?
I do.
Yeah. I have a song with Jelly Roll.
What?
Yeah, me Jelly Roll and a guy named Lil Browz
that Brendan introduced me to, so.
Jelly Roll's not fat anymore.
Dude, he lost so much weight.
He looks so much better.
Kind of a bummer, right?
No, I don't think so.
Just kidding, no.
She knows.
No, it's, you just gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
Yeah.
You know, like you don't wanna get too like sickly skinny.
Like Jelly Roll was born to be a big boy.
Like you can be Jelly, but you don't wanna get too, you know?
And that Ozempic is dangerous.
I get it, it's...
It's a quick fix.
It's a quick fix, but then on the far side of that,
on the right side of that, you immediately start
putting in work, because it burns as much fat
as it does muscle.
Muscle, yep.
And, um.
But your conspiracy guy, like me a little bit,
where there was all like this, these bad rumors
about Ozempic, all this stuff, then I go,
what's going on here?
Because it's gonna ruin the whole fitness.
Like the people that want the easy fix, this is it.
This is it.
And then when they start saying, oh, well no, that,
you know, whatever name, Priscilla Presley died because of Oz start saying, oh, well, no, that, you know, whatever day, Priscilla
Presley died because I was imping, like, I'm not buying that.
I see the whole smear campaign going on.
I don't trust any pharmaceuticals.
No, I'm pretty much against them.
But I recognize that on many specific instances, it is super necessary,
like pre-diabetic, super obese.
Cool, let's pause this destructive moment
that your body is in.
Get you down to a weight where that's manageable
and then let's start putting on some muscle
that is sustainable.
The problem is if they didn't have that kind of mindset or work ethic before starting with Zempik, I mean, maybe it encouraged them like, man, I'm actually seeing results.
I'm losing weight now.
I'll attempt it, but it's, but if that work ethic wasn't there, it's just like the lottery.
What happens after, um, you know, a poor person wins a lottery, they go broke.
They get 200, $300 million.
They're bankrupt in 10 years, worse off than they were before. And then they're like, I'm going They go broke. They get 200, 300 million dollars. They're bankrupt in 10 years,
worse off than they were before. And then they're like, substance abuse is prevalent and suicide is
prevalent and like probably would have been better had they just stayed lower class and not
won the lottery. Yeah. So, cause you're not going to, unless that person changes who they are
on the other side of the wind. So like on the other side of like, I lost all this weight. Cool.
You actually have to change your habits. I mean, yeah, that's why it was like the lottery. It's
almost like, man, you know, it's not going to work out for the guy that was working at seven 11,
making no fricking money and had, you know, a family of five. Can you put them on a payment plan
where they're comfortable?
Like they make one purchase and then they get
whatever it is, 200,000 a year.
I don't know.
Or gradually increase.
Yeah, just give them this huge lump.
So I'm like, of course it's not gonna work out.
It's the same thing with the athletes.
Of course, man.
UFC and the NFL are doing a way better job.
I mean, watching the guys of our generation that came from nothing, you
know, some peasant in Brazil that just worked hard, had just enough money to go
into a jujitsu gym, you know, like then started filing jungle fights, fighting
Valuetudo, then makes it, and the way up and he punches his golden ticket.
And, uh, then I don't know, 90% of them end up back to the poverty level that
they were before they started fighting, but with like significant brain damage.
Yes.
Yeah.
Enjoy this.
But also the tricky thing about the UFC and I,
so people ask me this all the time about UFC
fighter pay and stuff like that.
I'm like, it's such, I don't envy Dana White on this.
It's such a tricky road because if you look at like
the Conor McGregors and went and John Jones, when
although John's good, but he's a bad example.
Like the Conor McGregor's was like, if you paid
these guys, all of them, like boxers,
then mixed martial arts is so tough. There might be a few that are still going to compete three
times a year, but if you give these guys 10 million in the bank, I'm not sure how often
they're going to fight the matchups Dana and the brass want them to fight anymore. So you got to
leave them hungry, you know, but it's also like they deserve their pay. It's, it's a fine line to, I mean, con Connor was the best fighter when he was hungry. Yes.
Literally and figuratively, like he was hungry to win and he was literally poor with not enough food
with his wife that had been riding with him since, you know, like living in, in the projects.
Yes. And that, that was the best Connor, the best, best Jose Aldo.
Yep.
Was a hungry Jose Aldo.
I understand all the, you go through it, all of GSP,
you know, it's just, it's how it goes.
Yeah. It's tough.
Cause it's like now with the NIL deals in college,
it's like, if you thought these pros had a problem,
if you gave me a million dollars when I was a freshman
in college, do you know the random shit I would buy, dude?
And the stuff I'd buy my buddies and stuff?
They're like, dude, you have an alligator in the dorm room.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, it was like 40 grand.
I don't know.
You know?
Like it's just, it's insane.
Everyone's like, well, they deserve to be paid.
It's like, yes.
But the move is, is they get these endorsement deals
with their freshmen or seniors and they
don't get it till they graduate. You don't give it to them when they're freshmen in college at 18, 19.
Yeah.
They're figuring life out and they're buying Lamborghinis.
These left and right limits where if giving them access to funds that could be used for education, that could be used for physical fitness,
that could be used for coaches and privates and recovery
and ice baths and saunas and peptides
and all of the things that truly help an athlete
that is managed by somebody that is incentivized
to see that person succeed.
Right.
Awesome.
Do your thing.
Give a 20 year old Tim Kennedy.
Think I'm an idiot out back then.
I am an idiot now.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
It's still trying to figure it out.
You know, freshman in college, dude, some of these kids, you know,
they're it's like Archie Manning's mate.
I don't know.
12 million a year.
I mean, granted, he, you know, they're, it's like Archie Manning's mate, I don't know, 12 million a year. I mean, granted he, you know, he comes from a,
an elite family. So he's, you know, money's not
new to him and fame isn't and having success. But
if that, if that's just a random kid, he's the
first one to ever go to college. And his mom's
like, do you have $9 million? Yeah. Good luck,
dude. It's already tough. Yeah. It's just, it's
not going to work out well. Is this your song,
Chin? Play it for Tim. Yeah, we'll hear it. Yes. Yeah. This is the one's not gonna work out. Well, is this your song chin played for Tim? Yeah here
Yes. Yeah, this is the one with me and jelly and brows, but I was thinking he came here to see your park and
Jelly. Yeah jelly roll to like the music venue up right by my house and
Super cool had reached out and got brought me and my wife backstage. Oh, yeah. That's what he does, man
Yeah, he's super awesome.
Dude, I've known Jelly for a hot second
before he was famous.
He was so cool.
He's the man.
I think this was right before he won all
like the Grammys and stuff.
Bro, I've known him so long when he could,
he was a fan of me and Theo's podcast.
And so me and him started texting back and forth.
And then he couldn't get on the podcast.
He wasn't big enough. So then a few big podcasts asked me to do their show. When I came to Nashville to
tour, I said, I'll do it, but you have to have jelly on too. Like who? I'm like my boy, jelly.
And so I would walk on the jellies giant ass at the time would walk like tattoos on his face. Like
who is this guy? I'm like, trust me, he's a fun one. Yeah. And at the time, you know, no one, no one, I've
never seen anybody alive on this earth drink more
than jelly roll.
Really?
He did in the green room, dude.
He got everyone, including chin hammered,
hammered, you know what I mean?
I'm like, no, I'm good, man.
I had one or two, but he would get 50 shots.
I'm like, jelly, there's four people.
Who's this for?
He's like, for me and them. I'm like, no, but they're
going to have one.
And he's like, yeah, I know.
And then the rest are for him.
Whoa.
He's a lot better now.
He's a lot better now.
And he'd be like, my doctor said, because he's had
health scare problems, he goes, my doctor said,
vodka's fine.
Like, no, no, no.
The tequila.
Tequila.
Tequila, Tehran Mane especially.
That's right.
Yeah.
He said, I got to stop drinking, but I can drink
tequila. I'm like, you need a new doctor. You know, Agave, whatever, would. The tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila,
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tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, te one or two glasses of wine at home a week type guy, like the most boring alcohol existence.
But they're saying like gin, tequila, vodka,
without a doubt are the best in how bad they are for you.
They're the least worst for you.
Interesting.
It's like pick your poison.
They're all poison.
If you're gonna drink the poison,
these aren't gonna be as bad.
Like inflammation and toxins.
And, um, you know, if you're going to be going to the bourbon whiskey route where
they're sitting in, you know, like fire burnt cast is there for men typically
with the ones with color that's more additive.
So yeah, that's what I'm into.
But, yeah.
Okay.
I'm pumped for this.
It's good, man.
I'll just have a little bit of it.
Do you get in trouble for playing this on YouTube? This is ours. We own it. Yeah.
All right. You know that you own it. Yes.
You know what's funny? This, this is not even from a, I own it.
We didn't upload this. Someone else uploaded this.
So random person uploaded it on YouTube, but it's on Spotify.
Everything else streaming wise.
What part of this music are you playing?
I did the singing. So you'll hear the first one. Yeah. No,
Chin's super talented. Yeah. Huh? Thanks. I'll throw curve ball.
This is Chin.
That's crazy.
Is that crazy?
This is Browse If things don't go my way, I just get up and go change it I'm talking about 10,000 hours of blood, sweat and tears And they all wanna talk but they're not even here when I need them the most
And they all disappear, I was living in fear but I switched up the gear
They don't see the 10,000 hours I put in
They don't see the pain
They only see you when I'm mad, not when I'm fine
I don't know how to work before I could run out
I see myself when I was scared enough I like how it comes in after this. This is really good. This is before Jelly was like huge.
When Jelly was like that.
I love that he like moves across what's normally pretty separated genres of music.
And he did this in like 30 minutes. Mix tapes at the same corner store that I used to flip wait I pray for my big break, but nobody came to get my shit straight
That line to the trailer that I used to rent now I can buy that trailer and he actually bought
Yeah, he did it. He did this recorded this like
Within lies we he wanted to be on it And so I kept texting him and chins
like having heard from just I texted him and he's like,
oh yeah, I got to, and he doesn't wake up before like 2 p.m.
I was like, dude, you got to send. He's like, oh my bad.
You'll have in 30 minutes, literally 30 minutes later.
It's like, that's wild. Insane talent, dude.
I hate talented people like that.
He's so good. Just so good.
Oh yeah. I could just hit this track one time.
He's I got you Mike stud too. My boy Mike. Yeah. They're all great. Dude. He's so good. Like, oh yeah, I could just hit this track one time. He's got you Mike stud too.
My boy, Mike.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're all great.
Dude.
That's awesome.
And now jellies on like American idol.
I tell Larry, see him on there and like, you know, cause you know, his background,
like his wife and everything, you know, she, the escort and covered his bills
and shit and it's so cool how the a-list Hollywood, like he's had all these
Grammys and the country music awards and they all know his background and bunny's there who's gorgeous and they're
just, they just accept it.
And he's on American Idol, dude.
Like Ryan Seacrest crying and shit.
It's just awesome.
Yeah.
Grace is a, I love humans, good humans, because being able to see transformation and if you
know their story, knowing, you know,
I mean, there's some trauma in both of their lives
and the big time trauma.
And then the fact, just like Connor and his wife,
where he has nothing and he has less than nothing.
And she as, you know, a professional escort
is covering for him financially as he's still failing.
Yeah. And she's, she's ride or die. And he lost his daughter and she's like, no, no, no.
Cause he IQ super broke, brokenhearted and about it. She's like, no, no, no. Where's she at? I'll,
I'll fund, you know, doing her job, I'll fund whatever it takes to get your daughter back in
life. So they filed for testing. She's the one that brought its daughter back.
And now they all live together.
It's so cool.
I love this.
I love these stories.
Jelly's the best.
The best, yeah, absolutely best.
We have such like this contrast in this world right now
where we have stories like that.
And then like you turn on the news
and you're watching missiles
smash into Iran and Israel.
You know, you're like, this just, just, just the wildest time for us to be living.
I thought about it today.
Like I wake up, it still feels like I'm on vacation in like Montana or some shit on back
in Fort Worth at my favorite hotel.
You just didn't see my life.
Doesn't seem real.
Like where I live, how nice it driving here.
It's like, everything's great. And I'm just like, man, imagine being on Israel right now. Like, like,
there's up all night last night helping people. There's a bunch of Americans that were there
before the war kicked off. And obviously Delta and American aren't flying flights. I was, I. They canceled all transportation, right?
So the Americans that were there are still there
and they're trying to figure out ways to get out.
Just like in October after the terrorist attack.
So yeah, all these Americans like, okay, what do I do?
Where do I go?
Am I just gonna like be staying here?
I can't hop on a plane.
Is someone helping them? Yeah, so I have an organization called save our allies
we're founded during the evacuation of Afghanistan and then
we have been in Ukraine during the
initial invasion and then part, you know participated in rescuing
Like Ben Hall, he was a Fox News correspondent that got horrifically wounded
and some of his colleagues got killed.
We had to find him in Ukraine, get him out of Ukraine
and ultimately save his life.
So we have a bunch of these instances,
now my phone's burning down again.
Where it's like that was all night last night,
trying to help move people from wherever they're at
in Israel to a place
where they can safely get out of the country.
Because you don't have to, they don't have to come to America. They just have to get
out of that.
That's right.
Ward zone.
Yep. And you know, get, Lily, Lily padding themselves from Israel to a place that they
can get into Europe. And then, you know, like once you're in Prague or Amsterdam or London or Paris,
like you're good. And then you can obviously catch any flight there.
You can figure out yourself. That has to be so freaking scary, man.
Yeah. So scary. Yeah.
It's who knows how this is going to go. Like the direction it's going to, I don't know.
And then Trump's taking a little bit of heat too, right?
Yeah. People are like, what the hell, dude?
This, this warmongering, what's going on here, man?
From both, both sides, people are like, we thought
that we weren't going to be dragged into a prolonged
protracted war and here we are, it's happening.
And he's like, I'm not in this yet.
And then on the other side, the people are like,
why aren't you helping one of our allies?
I know.
So it's like, you just can't win.
Yeah, it's him.
You're not going to win.
Yeah.
And then I mean, do you have that clip I sent you
chin?
I wanted your take on this because it's like, you
know, Israel's bombing Iran.
Oh yeah.
We, this was, uh, that was in Western North Carolina
after the hurricane.
Do you want to get a conspiracy theorist?
Sean Ryan just had a guy that does weather controlling and he was talking about
Hawaii and Western North Carolina.
Um, the hurricanes on that shit.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Like totally legit.
And this, this is, this is science that has
existed for 50, 60 years about how to increase the amount of rainfall
and be able to seed clouds, completely known science.
There's companies that do it.
You see it across the Sahara.
China does it.
So weather controlling, this is not conspiratorial.
This is just science now.
They can absolutely do it.
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over by the government and it looks like the government was complicit in some of
these things and what
happened in North, North, Western North Carolina,
where the government was like, yeah, it's a super
bummer that there's so much rain coming down.
Don't know how that happened.
Don't know why the winds are so strong, but it'd
be really great if the land that you're on,
which actually has some really priceless
mill minerals in it.
If you didn't live there,
Jeez bro.
Yeah.
It's so dark.
Yeah.
Well, save our allies was in Western North
Carolina during that and it was horrific.
Yeah.
And back to Sean Ryan, right?
Sean Ryan, right?
Yeah, Sean Ryan.
With Sean Ryan.
Uh, I became privy to him.
I mean, he was on Rogan.
So I saw him on there and I watched some of
his clips, some of it's so dark where I'm like,
I just need a break dude.
And some of it's awesome, but he got in trouble when, remember when that guy in the Tesla blew up,
blew the Tesla up at the Trump building in Vegas?
Yeah, that was special forces guy. I knew him. I didn't know I knew him. We like,
You guys did a show together, right?
We did a TV show together.
But you, I mean, you've done so much shit.
Yeah. It was a shooting competition. I was with him for three days and you know, he went
by a shorter, you know, like my name's Timothy,
but everybody calls me Tim, it was the same kind of thing.
So I didn't know.
And when I saw his full name, I had didn't,
it took me about 36 hours to make the connection.
And then I was like, oh no, you know, like this is horrible.
And you know, Sean got under some hot wire water.
Because he had a guy that was saying,
like they leaked information to him.
He couldn't validate the source, right?
Yeah.
They're like, well, his first car was a Mustang.
That's how we know it's fake.
I'm like, man, all this is getting murky.
Super weird.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
You know, when you're reporting on the new stuff,
you want to be first.
And it's hard to be first and always right.
Always.
And I know Sean, I think, is a really great human. And I think he's trying to do his best. Always. You know, and I know Sean, I think is a really great human and.
I think he's trying to do his best.
Yeah.
And of course you're not going to be perfect.
No.
But that was definitely one of the instances
where you're like, oh, you know.
Being shoot or shoot and he makes mistakes.
Nope, no pun intended, but he, you know,
he makes mistakes.
He's in Taiwan right now.
For what?
He was interviewing the president
and the vice president to Taiwan
Really hoping that China doesn't invade
When we are knocking on that door right now, oh we bring up that Tucker Carlson and
Yeah, this is interesting. Have you seen this? No, this just happened
That's plate. Yeah
I don't know the population at all. He's talking to you. I don't know the population at all. I don't know the population. Oh, you don't know the population the country you seek to topple
How many people living around 92 million, okay
Yeah, how could you not know that I?
Don't sit around memorizing population tables. Well, it's kind of relevant because you're calling for the overthrow of the government
What why is it relevant whether it will be because 90 million or 80 million or a hundred million? memorizing population tables. Well it's kind of relevant because you're calling for the overthrow of the government.
Why is it relevant whether it's 90 million or 80 million or 100 million?
Why is that relevant?
Well because if you don't know anything about the country...
I didn't say I don't know anything about the country.
Okay what's the ethnic mix of Iran?
They are Persians and predominantly Shia.
Okay this is...
No it's not even... you don't know anything about Iran.
So actually the country...
Okay I am not the Tucker Carlson expert on Iran.
You're a senator who's calling the government.
This is spicy.
You don't know anything about the country.
You're the one who claims they're not trying to murder
Donald Trump.
You're the one who can't figure out
if it was a good idea to kill General Soleimani.
You said it was bad.
They're trying to murder Trump.
Yes, I like this.
I love it when like people are arguing around
ideas and positions.
I wish this happened way more in government,
not on the internet face to face.
We Israel is leading them, but we're supporting
them back it up.
Back it up.
Tim is that so he leaks that the United States
was behind some of the Israel bombings and he's
like, and, uh, Tucker goes, wait, hold on.
You just told me America's not involved. We're not getting involved
But you just said we goes well, yeah, we're helping them bomb. He's like wait, so we're we are
Involved in ways. It's our equipment keep play that part. You know
No, you don't know anything about the country you're the one who claims they're not trying to murder Donald Trump
You know, I'm not saying that. You're the one who can't figure out if it was a good idea to kill General Soleimani
and you said it was bad.
You don't believe they're trying to murder Trump?
Yes, I do.
Because you're not calling for military strikes against them in retaliation.
If you really believe that...
We're carrying out military strikes today.
You said Israel was.
Right, with our help.
I said we.
Israel is leading them, but we're supporting them.
Well, you're breaking news here because because the US government last night denied,
the National Security Council spokesman, Alex Pfeiffer,
denied on behalf of Trump that we were acting
on Israel's behalf in any offensive capacity at all.
Well, we're not bombing them, Israel's bombing them.
You just said we were.
We are supporting Israel.
I think, Sierra Senator, if you're saying
the United States government is,
now we're with Iran right now, people are listening.
How many people live in Iran, by the way?
That's interesting, right? I don't know the population by the way I saw that like whoa yeah that's heavy 91 million people
if they were in a war with us I could pick subsections of cultures and
demographics in the United States
that could run through Iran pretty effortlessly.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, we could take areas of California, like just the Bloods and the Crips and be
like, Hey guys, go take over Iran.
Yeah.
We could just grab the Gator people from Louisiana and be like, go take over Iran.
Go do work.
Florida meth heads could take over Iran.
I mean, arguably you could take like just an average NFL football team and their respective
fans, especially ones like the, like the Philadelphia Eagles or tough people or the, who are the
cheese head people? Oh, Packers. Oh yeah. Just the Packers, like the Packers team. And
then, you know, like the Packers fans, they're crazy like out there naked when it's snowing
That disorganized. Yeah, they're a mess
Yeah, they're saying they're gonna run out of bombs too. Yeah, they are running out of bombs
Israel so we don't need to get dragged into is my point. No, right now. We're this is proxy war that we are
Most of those weapons are American.
We're supplying them.
Designed weapons.
But our only fear would be cause Iran's
backed by China, right?
So Israel can bully.
China is back in Iran because Iran
destabilizes areas that we want stabilized.
So it's not like the Iran is being funded, financed, supported by China.
China likes America suffering and economically struggling.
Yes.
And that's what they want because they're playing a generational long game.
So Iran's like a side piece to China.
Yeah.
China's like, yeah, just like Russia is difficult on them.
But so they wouldn't get it.
They wouldn't launch world war three against silver. I ran. No, no, they. Just like Russia is. Make it difficult on them, but so they wouldn't get it.
They wouldn't launch World War III against Sobriah Iran.
No.
No, they're going to keep waiting this out.
Oh, far away.
Israel, so brilliantly, they sent out this message
to the equivalent of their Nuclear Security council, um, that this bombing was
imminent.
And all of those guys, it was fake, came together outside of Tehran, like the whole entire,
the ballistic missile.
Yes.
It was all pre-planned.
Yes.
So the entire ballistic missile team that got together and went to this like secret base outside of Toronto where they knew it was going to be, then they blew that up.
Yeah, that was last week. So one of the, one of the reasons why the retaliation has been so weak is the top.
They're gone. They're gone. All the top bosses are gone. And so you're saying like they're, they're running, they're going to run out of missiles. Absolutely. They are additionally, they don't even have like the power or the people resources to do it.
They've been launching everything that they have and effectively. So this can't be going on too much. Oh, so we're good. Yeah. I shouldn't have anxiety. No, this is fine. Okay. I hate to see it
Yeah, but like it's so people are still dying. It's odd
Yeah, and I hope like the people over on have you seen the photos of Iran in like the 60s insane?
beautiful women walking down the street in this cause of cosmopolitan
Metropolis. Yeah, and then in like
You know 50 years it just turns to
Dictators. Yeah. Over ruined it.
Crap.
What's that, Jen?
I'll just put that around in the 1960s.
Oh, insane.
If Brian was here, he'd give you 30, 30 minutes spiel on it.
Yeah.
In 91, 91 million people live there.
You know, you got Persians, Turks.
It's tough people.
Tough people and good people. And they're just, they're Persians, Turks. It's, it's a tough people and good people.
And they're just, they're just these poor people.
It's always this way though.
Isn't it?
It's always this way.
And is it not?
No.
Yeah, look at that.
You just hope it ends quick.
Yeah.
But then this takes our attention off Hamas and
everything else going on there in Ukraine.
Like now it's all here.
And shenanigans that, I mean, this is a pretty wild time in
American politics. You know, like you got,
are we talking about ICE agents running down, um,
people in LA right now?
Nope. Nope. I, I don't know.
But then also now with social media and just
everyone can kind of band together.
I mean, social media does a lot of terrible things,
but also does a lot of good things.
Like the general consensus of any, any of these guys left
or right that they post polls, like should America get
involved in the war with Iran across the board?
It's 89% and absolutely not.
It's the% absolutely not.
It's the one thing we're kind of unified on.
But then the politicians are like, well, no.
So, you know, listen to the people.
My stock in Lockheed Martin.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, my stock in Raytheon.
The public's like, nah, man, now fuck off.
No, we know how this goes.
Now get out of here.
Like those days are a little over.
And that's how do you get people on your side?
Well, you know, if something were to happen on our territory, that would do it. Like those days are a little over. And that's how to get people on your side.
Well, you know, if something were to happen
on our territory, that would do it.
You want to get Americans riled up.
The anonymous dropped a video about a false flag operation
that's going to be happening here on American soil.
This was yesterday.
We were just talking about this.
Bring that shit up, Jen.
Oh, this is this is gonna scare the crap out of us.
Did those guys scare the fuck out of me?
Is this it? Yeah, this is it.
Splat.
Well, my fellow citizens of America, and others across the
globe. This is the architect speaking on behalf of anonymous
17 days remain until we release everything
But first there's something we feel the need to bring to light now. It may not be able to wait
We're just talking about this is not a drill. This is not speculation
This is a warning based on extremely reliable intelligence
We have acquired verified information that a major attack is being planned on domestic soil. It will be
brutal. It will be visible. And it will be blamed on a foreign
faction, one from the Middle East. But that is a lie. The
operation is a false flag orchestrated not by a foreign
enemy, but by an elite shadow alliance within a nation that poses as our greatest ally.
They're not wrong often.
But instead, it's a hyper-militarized power.
I'm hoping they're wrong about this.
That has influence through sexual blackmail in our intelligence, government, and media sectors.
The goal? To drag us into their war, under the guise of retaliation.
But the real motive is of justice. It's control
resources
Yeah, he kind of goes goes on for a bit long but ultimately he's saying a
Middle-eastern entity is going to have an attack on domestic soil and
It's and then another
Middle-eastern country is gonna be blamed for it, but it's gonna be then another middle-steen country is going to be blamed for it,
but it's going to be facilitated and orchestrated
by somebody else.
To get the American people on board with the war.
Now I wonder if those people calling the shots like,
ah, shit.
But is this, I don't know if this is public enough.
Like it's a shame like Fox and CNN don't, clearly they won't.
But wouldn't it be great if like my dad heard about that?
So now we're like, oh, bullshit, dude.
That's scary.
Scary.
Yeah.
Why do they gotta wear Guy Fawkes masks?
Yeah, it is strange.
I also wonder who they are and how they get the info.
Have you ever read the graphic novel V for Vendetta? Oh yeah. So good. So good.
Yeah. Yeah. So there are a lot of alliterations in there.
Then they also had that movie, um, with Natalie Portman and, uh,
the guy that's been in every major blockbuster is the villain. Um,
he was the bad guy in, in the matrix. And then he was the bad guy in the matrix.
And then he was also on Lord of the Rings and he was,
Oh yeah.
Forget his name.
He's that guy.
Yeah.
He's got the best voice ever.
Yeah.
That deep voice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
V for Vendetta.
Um, yeah, it would just be great if that went like super, super viral.
Like, I don't know how many views is that now, but how cool would it be?
That guy.
If yeah, that guy's insane.
Okay. his movies.
But because if you made America, the public privy to that, and obviously they can't run on
hearsay, but if you made it American public privy to that, they're not going to get on board.
Yeah.
And I'd assume they don't do the false flag.
You know, like the last week I sat down, um, border czar, Tom Homan.
And we were talking around how poor our borders had been for four years.
So he's the border czar.
Is he director of ICE?
He's director of border patrol.
He's a director and the border are. And the number of people that crossed the border
from 2020 through 2024,
in the tens of millions,
and if you just look at these military aged men
that were coming from Middle Eastern, Eastern Europe,
North African nations.
You know, we're, we're talking millions of
military aged men that came from countries and.
That places man.
Yeah. They're known for doing bad things that hate
us, hate Americans.
And they're all here.
Across this month.
Yeah.
Zero Hugo weaving.
I could listen to That guy talk about anything paint drying.
I'm like, this is so fascinating.
Monster. Yeah. This month it's been zero,
but the damage has been done.
Yeah. And that's like for what?
So you guys can get votes.
That was it.
Expense at what expense this?
Okay.
Pieces of shit.
Yeah. Did you, how do we get, uh, term limits Oh, what expense? This? Okay. Pieces of shit.
Did you, how do we get term limits across the finish line
for elected officials?
Good luck.
How?
We have to.
How are you going to uproot them?
Until they majority of them die off,
how are you going to uproot them?
And then you got the next evil villains in line.
Yeah.
Like the Nancy Pelosi's that have never.
Chuck Schumers.
Yeah, on both sides.
Across the board.
That are inside training stocks that are not
doing the will of their constituents,
but rather the will of their financial advisor.
Their personal interest.
And then you look at how much they make a year,
like, wait, your government salary is like a hundred grand.
You make 180 and you're worth-
27 million?
No, way more than that.
Way more.
How much is-
Oh, Pelosi, you just gotta follow her stock trades.
Yeah, there's a bunch of,
there's a Twitter account I follow,
it's something whale,
and all they do is track
the sales and trades of elected members.
And if you just did what they did, you know, you're,
you're, you're, you're baller Nancy Pelosi's.
And what's wild is this is out for the public.
Like, dude, do you think Nancy Pelosi is a better
stock investor than Warren Buffett?
Like she crushes them.
So clearly there's a Nancy Pelosi stock tracker.
Of course.
And it's well known yet nothing gets done.
We're just all like, yeah, that's Nancy with the big tits.
You know?
240 million.
Wow.
Do you know that? No. Never had a real job outside of government smoke show when she was younger.
Well documented.
Yeah, that, that, that hurt that, that hurts a little bit.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, we're all privy to this.
The left, the right, we all know what she's doing.
And it's just like, yeah, she's really good. Daniel Goldman is worth 184 million.
Mitt Romney came from money, didn't he?
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, super, super money.
I wish we could put the qualifier
that if you're worth more than 100 million
when you came into office,
just I want to remove them from
a hundred percent from our, uh, nothing will be done.
Has to be though.
I don't think so brother.
It's not the way they work.
It's just not rise up.
No, that anonymous thing's fucking scary, dude.
It is scary cause he's got a mask.
He's in like, yeah. And, dude. Yeah. It is scary because he's got a mask. He's in like,
Yeah, and his voice.
Yeah.
But also the last thing I say, I'm like, you know, I'm expecting a false flag and like,
they're probably not going to do in Texas.
Nah.
If I was in LA, like I've had times where my buddies, I love out there, you probably
know who he is. He'll call me like, don't go to the mall with your kids this weekend.
Don't go to the movie theaters. I'm like, what? He's like, yep.
He's like, they're not announced on the news.
They don't want to freak people out, but there's, there's something going on.
Just be smart.
Go to the baseball game.
When you're looking for soft targets, you know, you're not looking at a state where
70% of the people walk around with guns.
Yeah.
Have you seen the video, Chen, you gotta find, so this guy tries to rob
a convenience store in Texas,
and every single person in the convenience store has a gun.
And so like the guy walks up, pulls a gun,
he's like, give me your money,
and then seven guns come out.
Bad idea.
Bad idea.
There was a shooting outside of Dallas and the guy has a shotgun underneath
his trench coat and he's there to, you know, do mass murder and kill the pastor.
He walks through the back door of the church.
Oh my gosh.
It's an old way to do it.
And just bam.
Yeah.
Shoots the first guy as he's trying to get his gun out.
And then he gets smoked by another guy
with a gun in the back.
And if you just hit play on the video,
in the next three seconds, 10 different guns
come out of the congregation.
And they're all running towards this guy.
It's just not the place that you want to have some shenanigans
go down.
It's all scared.
Yeah.
Like when I first moved my neighborhood, I was like, is there a lot of crime out
here?
Like, no, not at all.
Cause and he was like, people have guns.
He's like, there was a time where some moron, they weren't there long.
They moved out after this.
He was in a Tesla and he's just like 20 mid twenties.
So some rich crypto kid or some shit moved in the neighborhood and he was going crazy around the neighborhood
and was firing a gun and a lady was walking
and he accidentally, the gun like what shot
and it hit above her head into the house.
I'm like, oh my God, what happened?
He's like, well, you're in Texas son.
That lady went and got her, she had a machine gun
and just came out and lit his car up and shut it down.
What?
Like, and then she went back in and went back to sleep.
Like, what?
We had this kid in a Honda Civic with no plates
in front of my house, then it's that long straight road
and it's kind of rural.
Yeah.
You would see people coming.
Yeah.
And I heard his muffler and I'm like, okay
This kid is not from you. We got horses, you know, like you saw that land. Did you go in the back area?
No, you weren't there. I met your wife saw chicken run around. Yeah, he loved the chickens
Motorcycle track in the back. Yeah, you know, it's it's you go in the back and just have space
He won't pipe down about motorcycles. It's all about four wheelers. That's so amazing. But I hear this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So I had to pin him in and get out, walk up, and he's like, hey, let me see your license.
And the guy's like, fortunately, he was like a little kid,
like 17 year old and he had two buddies in the car,
just absolutely brown in his underwear.
I wonder what they were gonna do.
They're just being 17 year old kids.
Yeah, going up and down a rural road
that's long straight away.
Yeah. And, uh, and I was like, this is not the place to do that guys. Like you,
you gotta go way out. This ain't the area. No. Do when I was in LA after the
fires where I lived home invasion went up 700%. 700% percent. So I coach with,
I can't get my head around that number. It's insane. So,
and I have that citizen app and it alert me to all the burglars. I'm just watching houses get picked off left and
right, left and right.
So I'm coming home late with the boys from baseball,
something it's dark out, but I see this car following
me from a distant, like often the major road, like
following the side roads.
I was taking them like, interesting.
Same thing.
I know boys get down.
So they lay down, they're all scared and the guys
follow me.
And before I get to my house, there's another road., I go, boys get down. So they lay down, they're all scared.
And the guys follow me.
And before I get to my house, there's another road.
So I just pulled in there and I turn around on them.
I rolled down the window.
I go, what's up, dude?
He goes, it's up.
It was like, you know, the guy was up to no good.
I'm like, do you need help, man?
Are you lost?
What's going on?
He's like, oh no, I'm trying to find like, what address?
He's like, oh, I, I go, just give me the address.
I'll lead you the way.
I know they're pretty well.
He goes, man, you know what?
It's all good.
I go, it is all good.
And he goes, yeah, thanks, man.
I go, all right, you good?
Like around here, the same area, man.
He's like, no, I know my friend.
I'm like, I'm sure dude,
but I'm telling you this isn't the place to do it.
He's like, no, I get it, man.
I get, I'm like, yep, have a good night.
And he's like, yep.
So I'm like, I'm waiting for you to leave, bud. I'm waiting for you to leave. And He's like, no, I get it, man. I get, I'm like, yep, have a good night. And he's like, yep. So I just, I'm like, I'm waiting for you to leave, bud.
I'm waiting for you to leave.
And he's like, have a good night.
Cause they would follow people into the security
and then get their shit out or whatever.
But I was just like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not today.
And just the week before, one of the coaches
that I coached with his house got robbed.
Yeah.
And then the cops were just kind of like,
does it feel good now that you, that's not going to happen here.
Do you hear like my kids would go over to their friend's house and then the doors,
they just walk in the doors unlocked. Like we don't even have to set the alarm.
I'm not used to it because in LA every night everyone be asleep. I'd set the alarm.
I'd have my guns there. And then I'd go around my house, every door, every lock.
Freaks out. If you hear somebody go around my house, every door, every lock.
My house freaks out if you hear somebody knock on our door.
Freaks out.
Cause we don't know who this person is.
Because everybody else just walks in the door.
Yeah.
Cause the door's unlocked.
Yeah. I'm just not used to it.
It's the, it's, it's a hard thing.
Like, you know, it's crazy, dude.
And then where we live, same as you,
it's like if a car goes by, we all look.
It's not often. Yeah. If someone's walking by, you see you, it's like, if a car goes by, we all look, it's not often.
If someone's walking by, you see them. The neighbors are on it.
Yep. It's boys on bikes again.
My kids, they assimilated way faster than me. Like he said, I'm the one struggling. They're great.
Like they have friends. It's like the sandlot. I had to see you. And I don't see them. I'm like,
all right. The crossover. Which is about two blocks from our house has a couple of hockey rinks.
It has a turf football field with three or four soccer fields. It has batting cages upstairs.
Oh, hell yeah.
Really, really cool, fancy ones. I can't remember the name place. You gotta go up there and have,
cause like has all the different ways for a pitch to be thrown. So you can like have a knuckle ball
or you can have a curve ball
and like the pitch come that way.
And in our neighborhood, 120 something houses,
you hear little four wheelers or dune buggies
or motorcycles of all the 10 year olds
that are zipping down to, or their bicycles, like ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, as they're going down to the crossover to go and play or going to the movie theater,
old school, which is four blocks away.
The best.
And it's just back to like, you know, and I'll get a text from my buddy, Tim, who's
four doors down.
He'd be like, Hey, Rollo just passed the house on his way home.
He'll be there in 30 seconds.
And there's other parts of the country like
this, right?
Yeah.
There has to be.
Yeah.
The Dakotas, Montana, Idaho, Utah, if you get
out outside of Salt Lake.
Some parts of Colorado is like this.
Yeah.
As long as you're out of Denver.
Yeah.
From there, turn to a shit show, but.
Yeah.
I assume there's a, it's just, it's insane.
I just got used to it and how nice people are.
I assume they don't want some for me.
No, they don't, they don't want nothing.
They want to see you smile and they want to say,
Hey, how you doing?
If you come to like music on Thursday night, you
should be like, where in the world am I?
You'll never experience anything like this.
You're going to have like random people walking
up and like hugging you and then asking to dance with your wife
Or you'll have random girls come up and ask your wife if they could dance with you
No, like not shooting their shots. I know this is just proper. I know it's it's it's country. It's just a different living
You know, I'm like if you've seen that movie brother-in-law when what's his name? Oh
I'm like, if you've seen that movie, a brother-in-law when, what's his name?
Oh, Polly Shore, when he moves into the farmhouse.
You remember that?
I'm like Polly Shore when he moves into the house.
Oh, son-in-law.
Son-in-law.
Yeah, I'm like Polly, I'm just not familiar with it.
You know?
How good is that?
That's really good.
This is the Midget family.
Yeah.
All right, what do you got, Jen?
Wait, real quick. This is the one thing about Texas. That's kind of like tripping me out. First of all, you know, I grew up here when I was a little kid,
but you grew up in Dallas, right? Jen, central Texas, like Colleen. Yeah. Belton area sucks.
Yeah. But that's where I grew up. Don't go to a city immediately adjacent to a gigantic army base.
Usually not a great song. Yeah. Dallas four, two, Dallas 402. Yeah. Yeah. But so every, obviously everyone's freaking awesome and sweet,
but the one thing that I've noticed, especially the last few times that I've been here, like right,
cause I'm, you know, I'm driving now with rental cars, dude, the road rage stuff, like people are
like bad drivers here. They like, you have road rage or they do. They do. Oh man. I haven't gotten that. I've had it three times already. And yesterday, yesterday was the worst one. What happened?
Is it because you're an Asian driving a Prius? I don't have my Prius yet. Okay. So I'm driving a Nissan Sentra right now. That will do it. But yesterday I was trying to make a U-turn. Do you say that the Asian driving the Nissan Sentra? So if I haven't experienced it, Mr. Schaub hasn't experienced it.
So it's an Asian thing. Maybe. Yeah. But no, but can you merge?
Do you use blinkers? Okay. So let's say I'm a good driver. 183 and it's in traffic is moving to 80
miles an hour. You get on the on-ramp. What speed are you going? I'm going to try to match that speed.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Okay. Yeah. Great, great answer. Continuing on. Um, and let's say like there's a car that's slightly ahead of your bumper and then there's one that's coming up kind of fast.
Yeah. Are you going to break or are you going to speed up? If someone's right in front of me? Yeah. And behind you and behind you. But the car in that right lane is actually you know closing the distance. I'll probably do a little brake check because I don't want to hit the car in front of me. No but you
definitely want to match his speed slip in right there and then get out of the next guy's way. I
always like to leave a lot of space in front of me because I've been you know. Yeah I haven't
explained that at all. Especially I'm used to like you know it's like right turn only and then you
get over I'm like oh in LA you're fucked. People are like not letting you in here.
I mean, the right away.
Yep.
And then maybe the most frustrating thing about Nissan
Centra's are the men, Asian drivers.
Only second, only second to that are the Prius drivers.
You're catching some, you know, it sucks.
My Prius is so slow and you dude like coming out of here,
like getting from the studio.
That's the thing about Texas buddy
You better that's why I need a car culture out here. They do I like horsepower these boys
Horsepower when you get out here. Yes, you better go zero to 80 fucking go. That's the problem
It's downhill buddy and it's going to a straightaway in front of the dam buddy. Yeah that damn you fall over its game over
They're fucking flying.
Have you seen the motorcycles on this on six 20?
Oh yeah.
So six, six 20 and 1431, because it's along the lake.
Um, there's tons of fun curvy roads.
So on the w on the weekends, like Fridays and Saturdays, you'll have like the,
the, the motorhead motorcycle company crews come out on sports bikes and they
want to go around the lake and it's all super fun curves with with with good inclines and
yeah 80 miles an hour if you're gonna merge onto that road yeah I need a
better get going Prius ain't gonna do it to no no no that's why I'm like
but no so let me explain what happened yesterday I actually literally got out
of my car and I parked on the shoulder and I was like, let's fucking, let's go.
It took me that far.
Don't do that here.
Oh, wow.
I know, they have guns too, right?
So I get there.
Oh, wow.
My brain was just like, I was so pissed off.
So what happened was I'm making a U-turn,
but you know when you're making a U-turn
and this is a left arrow, it's a green arrow,
they make a U-turn, but there's also a street
going this way where cars are turning right.
So I have to let them go first before I can make you turn. So I'm waiting.
Green arrow. Yeah. Green arrow. You don't, you don't have to go.
You don't have to wait for them to go. You have the right to go.
Hold on. So the people that, but there's, but they see them turning left.
I see them turning out because they think I'm going yet left. Exactly.
Going. Yeah. But I want to make a U-turn. So they're still moving, going.
So I got, I'm waiting. And then the car behind me is like, brrr.
They want you to go left.
But I'm not going, I'm going left. They don't know that though.
I know, but here's the thing.
Why?
And then soon as I made a U-turn after all the cars left, the guy does literally does
this like that.
Two birds.
So I said straight up, I'm like, I go, come here, come here.
And I've just parked on the shoulder and I waited for him.
Fight him over a U-turn chin?
I was so fucking pissed.
I know.
Dude, it's dumb. And you're in Texas. I should never do this. And chin. I was so old. I know dude and you're in Texas
Yeah, I should never do this and you have tattoos on your hand
I think probably that's why that saved me because he was scared as soon as I said come over
He just left right away. Boom. You're so lucky. He wasn't like, oh son. Yeah, it was a younger white dude, too
Yeah
But then yeah, I've never had that for them to be like so I hate to say come on, dude
I know dude, I would not do this like fuck you, but even if they do I'm like, okay, but this who gives a fuck
Alright, I definitely need a chill. I'm too old for this without a doubt
And also can you blame what it take for somebody to get you into like a fight on the street almost had it happen?
Four months ago. There you go. What? Okay. Yeah, I have to understand this because they give somebody walked up
And he's like do you want Tim you're retarded faggot and I hate your kids and they like poured a drink on my head
And it's been my face. I'd be like tell me about you another drink what I'm serious
There's no chance that you could like drag me into a fight. No, no chance. I'm doing now now
I'm in shock. That's what happened with me. Same exact, it would take so much.
I was, uh, you know, I worked out early and I just happened to take a different route this day. And
I always try to get back home for the kids leave for school. So I see them or I can drop them off.
So I leave early. Wife calls me. She's like, Hey, we're leaving early. So the kids want to say bye.
So I'm on the phone. I'm like, great. She's like, I'm at the Starbucks. I'm like, okay.
She's ordering. I hear this guy.
She's like, yeah, this guy's getting out of his car.
And I hear him.
He hits the hood and goes, get out the car, bitch.
I'm going to fuck you and the kids.
I'm just, babe, babe, this guy's trying to get out the car.
I'm like, what?
Where you at?
She's like, I'm at the Starbucks off DeSoto.
I go, I'm a block away.
I go box him in and I hear him like, yeah, bitch. And she goes, I'm telling you, sir, I can't block away. I go box him in and I hear him like, yeah bitch,
and she goes, I'm telling you sir, I can't go back.
Because he was in line at the drive through.
I can't go back, I'll hit the other car.
He goes, shut up bitch.
He goes, I'm telling him to call my husband,
you don't want these problems.
He goes, call your little weak ass husband.
She goes, okay, okay.
So I go, babe, don't let him out.
What's he in?
She goes, he's in a LA construction truck. I go, is it like F-250? He goes, I don't know. I go, is don't let him out. What's he in? She goes he's in LA Like construction truck. I go is it like f-250 because I don't know I go
Is it like a super duty like and she was yes, so don't let him out. Don't fucking let him out
so I'm literally right up the street and
He somehow got out because he knew I was coming and he goes to pull out and I'm in this old school
It was in my truck this old school f-100
I just come into oncoming traffic, cut them off.
And my wife's right there too, and with the kids.
And I just walk up and I go, you have a gun?
He's like, what?
Bigger dude too.
So I thought for sure it was going to go down
because a bigger dude, I go, you have a gun?
He goes, no.
I go, perfect.
Get out of the car.
And it's not happening, but I go, it is man.
He goes, dude, I'm, I pause.
I was having a bad day.
I go, it's going to get a lot worse, man.
I heard what you said to my wife, get the fuck
out the car.
And he's like trying to like lock the door
and his hands shaking, so he's so nervous.
Adrenaline is such a hell of a drug
when people aren't used to real violence.
Yeah, cause they don't know how to deal
with that pressure, you know?
Nothing happens in my brain
if I'm gonna like go to violence.
I'm just like, we're gonna do violence.
And we've done so much violence
our whole entire adult life. That thing doesn't happen. I was like- That was the only time where it just like, we're going to do violence. Yeah. And we've done so much violence our whole entire adult life.
That thing doesn't happen.
That was the only time where it was like,
oh, I'm going to kill this dude.
And my kids just happened to see it.
And they know me as the fun, nice dad, baseball dad.
And they saw that side.
And the guy was like, I'm not going
to fight in the middle of the road.
And I was like, we don't have to fight here.
I go, you see that dumpster right there behind the Starbucks?
And he's like, where?
I'm like, literally right there.
And I go to turn, and he just took off and come in traffic.
Almost got hit by like two cars.
My kids see it and they're like, yeah.
They talk about that story once a day.
They're like, my dad's Batman.
And my wife was like, you know what's fucking scary?
How calm you were.
I was like, yeah, yeah.
Unless Cain Velasquez is driving that fucking car,
I'm good. He's not, he's actually can't driveasquez is driving that fucking car. Yeah, I'm good.
He's not.
He's actually can't drive right now.
He's locked away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So unless Francis in Ghana, that needs to get fixed by the way.
Let's let that guy out.
Because there's another example of where I would not be cool.
No, like we're, do you know the facts?
Yeah, everything.
It's horrible.
My thing with this and C Kay knows I love him.
I talked to his manager about this, but with the set of skills Kane has, you have, I have,
the last thing I'm going to do is get my gun.
Now you, because you're pretty sad with the gun, but like I want to inflict pain.
It's too easy.
We're going to take some time.
Buddy, it's going to take some time.
So he got in trouble.
Your dad slash stepdad, whichever was in the car car with him both of you. I'm fine with it
Oh, yeah, not a problem. Just pull over. Yeah, both of you but him firing the gun, you know, that's that's where he fucked up
Well, he got a moment of rage. I get that but buddy with your skill set. I'm sure his cardio still better than theirs
I just just had him here in Austin
still better than theirs. Just had him here in Austin, had him on my podcast.
Cain?
Yeah, Cain, right before.
Oh shit.
It was two weeks before his sentencing hearing.
And.
How was it?
He's amazing.
He's such an amazing guy.
And my heart broke for him.
He's such a neat dude.
It's such an injustice.
What happened to him or what happened to his son. And then ultimately what happened to him or what happened to his, his son.
And then ultimately what happened to him and also what happened via, you
know, our criminal justice system.
Like that, uh, it angers me.
There's even more to it.
I'll take off there.
You might be privy to it, but with his personal life, dude.
Yeah. But gun is not necessary in this instance.
No, it's like, well, maybe a blowtorch.
Why would you get a gun?
Yeah, go medieval on their ass.
Like wire trimmers, you know?
I would call you, I'm like, listen,
I've already beat the shit out of them,
but I know you have some techniques I don't know.
Can you come over here and like power board them and shit?
I'm showing up with a bunch of bags of IVs and stimulants.
Yes.
Because we're going to get this guy healthy,
and he's going to live for a while.
Yeah, man.
Him and his stepdad.
Or whoever the fuck it is.
I mean, the whole like, penile molestation, human trafficking
thing, I think we could solve it pretty fast.
Yeah, we put dogs down that bite people.
That's right.
Why not put a pet out there?
Yeah.
And they go, what's just a mental illness?
You got to, you got to give them what?
No, no.
No, with kids?
No, we fix this like overnight.
Yes.
A couple of tar and feathers boil alive, hang them in the streets.
You know, like 10 of those, the problem's fixed.
100%.
We're a little too loosey goosey on that.
Yeah, I think, ah, it's a minor attract.
What'd you fuck you say?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You come over to fix it.
Bam, I'm sorry, I got it.
You too.
Yeah, you too.
You justify, bam!
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's fucking insane, dude.
Yeah.
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All right, what do you want, welcome. Back to Texas.
We just went to a dark dark dark dark.
Back to Chen, you're the problem.
You're the problem. No,
you need to be on centra as Prius's problem problem.
U-turn when you think you're making a
laugh. You turn on a green light.
It's this is this is what triggered me.
Like he's he was so
at your age Chen, but he was so like
then if you want to do something,
then let's go.
That's all I did.
You're just in Texas though.
But I get it.
Huh?
Like you're so lucky you didn't have a gun, dude.
This is, so far this is the third road rage thing
that happened because my car's too slow.
I've been here for like 13 years
and I've, I don't think.
No, remember.
I'll have people,
cause I drive like an old man
when I got the kids in the car.
Yeah, I drive like an old man too. And I'll be the car I drive like an old man, too, and you know, I'll be like bram bram and they come over. I'm like
Sorry, you know and that's it. No, but these people are assholes though, huh?
dude someone came right up to my bumper and just
And I literally just put the blinkers on turned over and I'm like what and then he's like, whoa
I drive slow. It's your car. It's the car. I can't drive too fast.
I know, but they, they don't know, you know,
but I mean, let's get something fun here.
Yeah.
Well, I want the Sequoia, but we'll see what happens.
Let's go.
That has some, that'd do it.
They'll be nice to you in that.
So this is an update on Ben Askren.
Thank the Lord.
This is from his wife.
How comfortable is that, brother?
This is not great, though.
It's not a great update.
I actually saw stuff before saying
that he's responsive now and it's not,
but this doesn't sound that great.
So this is his wife.
This is his wife.
Still on a ventilator.
So it says, this from his wife for the listeners,
says, Amy Askren put, I haven't shared an update
because Ben has been in limbo for a while,
and I was hoping to have him wake up and be the one to decide what to share. If I had some media people
contact me and they're going to share an update and I would rather it come from me. Ben is still
on a ventilator and ECMO to support him while he heals. There are good days and bad, but on the
good they have been able to wean his sedation enough for him to open his eyes. Jesus man,
squeeze hands. His body can't handle coming off
sedation too much yet. I'm still praying for a
miracle with his current lungs, but they're
currently starting the evaluation process for a
lung transplant.
Lung transplant?
Yeah.
Jesus.
Cause he's got pneumonia. Yeah. It says, please
pray for his continued healing. If transplant is
a solution, they can get on the list quickly and
easily. I know transplants are such a blessing. I'm overwhelmed at the thought of him receiving
a gift like that. No one would take a better care of him than Ben. Yeah. Ben's a healthy guy.
No, I could never expected this dude. I've trained with him a whole bunch. Have you? Yeah. Savage,
right? Amazing. I love Ben. Great soul too. Great guy.
Great athlete.
Helps other kids, yeah.
Hilarious.
He's the best.
Self-deprecating humor.
The best.
Just all the great things and, bro, lung transplant.
And apparently, like DC was talking about it,
he had really bad staff,
and then he went to this convention,
he's big into crypto,
he went to some crypto convention in Vegas, and like, man, you need to rest. He's like, I don't feel great, but I'm still went to this like convention like Chris, he's big into crypto. He went some crypto convention Vegas and like
Ben, you need to rest.
He's like, I don't feel great, but I'm still
gonna do this thing.
So he was just running his body down and then he
got pneumonia and that's when he got trouble.
And the staff just spread.
I hope he's okay, man.
All right.
Prayers for Ben.
Yup.
Yeah.
This came out of nowhere too, like.
Yeah.
I saw that update where he's like, he's
unconscious in a hospital, um, on a ventilator.
I'm like, what?
Yeah.
And this is what the East, I had to look it up.
ECMO.
Extra corporeal membrane oxygenator is a life
support system that helps you whose heart and
lungs are failing.
Jesus.
Yeah.
And then what's
weird DC came out. I was like, well, I talked to Ben, his wife, he's actually at home, but Brian
knows him well. He's like, he's not. Yeah. And then we kind of talked off here saying like, maybe she
doesn't want people like to interfere with what's going on in their personal lives. It's like,
he's good. What's tough is the lung transplant. Like you, you know, there's a good, the fact that that is, that's even on the table is in, in,
well, it's scary is, you know, it doesn't happen in like weeks.
No, you have to be lucky enough to get that transplant.
So you're staying on a ventilator until someone becomes available. Yeah.
I mean, you're talking, I don't know. And the match odds of that happening is part of,
of that, that's sorry to interrupt you. That kind of happened with Kimbo too. He needed a heart
transplant, but he was so low on the list by the, it just wouldn't come in time. He passed away.
It's horrible. Horrible. Yeah. So prayers to a man and his family. If anyone's going to beat
this can be Ben though. Yeah. Absolute fighter fighter. Hell yeah. Okay. So these protests right now it's called the
no Kings, no Kings day protests. I think they are, man, when you see the videos of some
of these people that are at the no Kings product protest protest, you're like, um, there's
not a lot of ins happening with them. Like they're not walking because they're round. They're definitely not biking. So like maybe
pale. Yeah. They're not the healthiest bunch. No, they hair colors, not natural, you know,
and, and we know those dyes like they're neurotoxins. We know that according to RFK. Now
you're not getting a lot of alpha males yelling no. Like the guy comes off from his shift of
welding or plumbing and he's like, I'm gonna go to the no Kings
protest doesn't exist doesn't
That fellow went home to his family. No, he's like wait what's going on? Why is there traffic?
Why are you in my way as I'm trying to go to work to pay for whatever?
entitlement program is funding the
This group and it's so this is for people that don't know what it is. I had to look it up. So the no, no Kings protest, if you want, and you guys want
to read this, I mean, it's a long story short, the cliff
note is it's a, it's a response to Trump's immigration handling
immigration with ice and all that shit.
So it's also the U S army's 250th anniversary.
Right.
So no way.
So this is what's happening right now.
And this is why the protestors are going to be here. with ice and all that shit. So it's also the US Army's 250th anniversary, right?
So no, wait, so this is what's happening right now.
And this is why the protests are going on.
So it's going to be the same time that the US Army's
250th anniversary and President Trump's 79th birthday.
So they're protesting at the same time.
That was last week.
That was last Saturday, June 14th.
Yeah, so check this out.
This is what happened from one
of the protesters. That's trying to block a car and the way you guys described that
everything is perfect. So I'll just play this video. Oh, my stereotyping. Oh, get on a bike girl.
Oh, that wasn't even that bad. So she got her leg run over, but I mean, she has so much fat.
It's probably cushion
she's gonna be fine. You're right she's a stable condition. Yeah she's good.
I hate being right about these things. You've seen this right like a no I haven't
seen this. Cars are finally like just just going through the crowds. Hey by the
way I agree with. I agree with too. If you're in danger. I've seen a whole bunch of
times when the mob you go all the way back to the LA riots
Oh, yeah, you know when they pulled that guy out of the semi truck
Was with a brick brick and that has happened time and time again don't stop
I actually get goosebumps don't stop don't stop and
Protestors have to know this if you get in front of a car and people are acting a bunch of crazy
And I'm scared. I'm in fear of my life or the life of the people in the car with me.
Legally. I wonder what is legal. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's like, hold on.
I feel like my life's in jeopardy. They're in front of my car.
They're on a public road. You should be here.
You're committing a crime by being in the, in this road.
And now you're assaulting me and you're saying that you're going to hurt me
inside of the car. I have every reason to fear with my kids. I'm not an attorney. Oh, I'm hitting them like fricking. Yeah.
Whack them all. I got kids in the car. You run up and surround my car and you're like,
no Kings protest. We're going to beat your ass. You're ever ever ever bump bump bump. Oh, bump bump.
You kids don't want to take away. Yeah. You a blizzard? Yeah, we're on our way.
We wouldn't even think about it.
I'm gonna call the police report.
What do you want me, I mean.
I'd probably call back, hey, I just got super scared.
Somebody attacked my car.
I think there's somebody might be hurt at this intersection.
What do you want me to do?
And that's all I'm gonna say.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back, I'm scared to death.
You know CPR, you're gonna need two to three. Yeah, I'm not going back. I'm scared to death.
You're going to need two to three.
This is a large lady.
Yeah.
You bring the paddles and there'd be better be some jacked EMS people because they're
not going to get her on a journey.
If we're planning to do the Heimlich, I just, I'm worried.
Those are, I mean, but look at that.
They're not healthy people.
That's how it is.
And then you just don't have anything.
No, not that girl.
Just look at the whole entire, the whole squad.
Look at that. Just freeze right there. It's a do. No, not that girl. Just look at the whole entire. The whole squad. Look at that.
Just freeze right there.
It's a disaster.
Nah, yeah, it's not great.
Not baggy pants.
Enhance, enhance.
Enhance?
Enhance.
Hold on, let me go to actually where she's at.
No, we should just say, hey, I'll tell you what,
Trump will resign right now if five of you
can run a sub 10 minute mile.
Look at the number of masks in here.
So look.
Mask on the back.
Look at the top left hand corner.
They're actually wearing like gas masks.
And then there's also like a few.
Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask.
Oh.
Oh, they didn't even.
Look at her face.
She's all.
They didn't even break her leg.
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
Why you don't stop for protesters.
Correct.
I remember that.
Yeah, that was horrific.
It was horrific.
So that was, oh yeah.
I was a teenager.
Horrible.
Look at her.
Even like with her, right?
So the protesters are stopping vehicles.
So she needs emergency help right now.
So they're going to stop the freaking ambulance or whatever from coming in to there.
It's so stupid.
This is one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.
I mean, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Even like with her, right? So the protestors are stopping vehicles. So she needs emergency help right now.
So they're going to stop the freaking ambulance
or whatever from coming in too.
It's so stupid.
This is one of the worst protest things I've ever seen.
Dude, remember the blocking traffic.
Remember the protestors in New York City
when the UFC bus and they tried breaking the UFC bus?
And I guess it was like Jamal Hill and all these guys.
It was Robbie Lawler.
Robbie Lawler's in the back though.
They're getting like, oh my God, we're going to do it.
And he goes, everyone sit down.
He goes, we're going to need the energy.
And I was like, what?
One of the protesters was like, oh shit.
This is from Robbie Lawler right here.
Really?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
That's when I fought him.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
See if you could pull up Tim Kennedy getting blasted by Robbie Lawler
Just getting annihilated by an uppercut a legend and the guy hits like a freight train They're trying to give him bare knuckle. No Robbie. No
He's another dog another gem a great such a wonderful human
This is strike for it. Yes, sir. Look at the young, both of you young 29 and 30.
So I fought him in his fucking hay day.
He's, he's sending Melvin Manhoff.
Do you remember when Melvin was doing the inside leg kick?
When that whole fight, you're like, oh my God, poor Robbie.
And then one punch, he sends him to Jesus.
Dude, strike force.
Those were the days, bud. You know what you remember which round 10?
No, I usually just look at an image because you just see my face covered in my own blood
and I'm just pouring blood on top of Robbie.
Um, the whole fight was a blood bath.
Just just a testament.
You know, he's in the hall of fame.
Multi-time as, as a fighter, but then his fight with Roy McDonald, one of the best fights.
Change Roy's life.
Yep.
Yeah.
Change his life.
One of the best.
Oh yeah.
Look at that upper, that takedown was actually after uppercut.
If you go to, go down one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah.
Look at my poor face.
Freaking Robbie. One uppercut and he changes my face forever.
Freaking Robbie.
All our freaking alumni that came out of strike force.
When we go through like, holy schnikes, shocker, a Robbie
Lawler, Luke rock hold Ron Rousey, DC.
Um, I mean, especially at the time of her doom was still in
there.
I mean, the whole, the whole Misha Tate, the whole
squad.
Yeah.
Woodley, Nate Markhart.
Cause Nate-
Oh, there it is.
The top right hand corner.
Yeah.
That's the-
Oh, of course that picture is the tiniest.
That's after-
That's, that is the punch.
Did you, did you ever fight Neymar card?
No, he was a Jackson's guy.
So you guys never fought because he was he beat Woodley.
He had that Mortal Kombat combination takes the belt from Woodley and then came over to
USC.
It was we were definitely body heading towards each other and you guys primes.
That's a fucking Nate was so good.
It has been a great fight fight. Yeah. And I don't, you know, like, of course I'm going to say I'm
going to win. Yeah. But it was going to be a great fight. It'd be a great fight. And it would be
violent from bell to bell. Neither of us have a, that's the one look at that punch. So that guy
is sitting in the back of a bus and a bunch of protesters are walking up and that guy's just sitting there like do do do oh he was like they better pray to
God they don't open those doors and he told you know Jamal Hill and all those
guys are like oh man fuck this open the door and goes fellas fellas sit down we
want to conserve our energy Just the general. Ruthless, Robbie. Experienced generals like hold.
Tactical patience.
Hold, hold.
I fucking wish they got on their butts.
Could you imagine the doors opening
and Robbie Lawler just takes the step down those bus stairs,
three, four steps down,
and he sits there and just takes it all in.
It's now time, man.
USC, assemble. UFC assemble.
Yeah.
You just pray to God when those woke idiots are like, hold on, hold on, hold on, back
up, back up.
I think that's Robbie Lawler.
No, my boyfriend at the time, super toxic.
He used to watch UFC.
I've seen that guy.
You just would pray to God.
One of them had the wits to go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, look at their ears. Yeah, they don't.
They're so tough when there's like 70, 80 of them
and there's that energy of the mob,
but they've never seen real violence, right?
If they're throwing bricks and they're throwing rocks
and they're throwing bottles.
That's not violence.
That's not violence.
No, no, no, that's coward shit.
Robbie Lawler's violence.
Yeah, you walking up to a dude that said something slick to your wife.
Yeah. That guy's about to experience violence. Like they've never seen it.
No, no, no. Yeah. Dude, I paid you.
Your boy yesterday, I wasn't even being it. I was being chill. I was course correcting a guy that
was a little out of balance. No. I mean, you have the skillset where you're not going to amp it up
and not come out. Super chill. But even him was like, that's different.
That's a two out of 10, man.
Yeah, but you crank it up to 10,
you're not walking out of here.
T was like, dad, get in there.
I'm like, I don't need to.
You know when I was going with that nice gentleman
who I told you I love that guy I was going with.
Tyson.
Soon as I get up there, T's like, stick it to him, dad.
I'm like, whoa, bud, take it out on a notch.
I was going with Sean Apperson and Rollo runs up.
He's like, beat him up, dad.
I'm like, no, no, no, this isn't.
Yeah, and I don't also want to hit Sean Apperson hard
because Sean Apperson will hit me hard back.
Like I'm not even wearing a mouthpiece.
I'm not wearing a cup.
Like, dude, there's none of that.
But it is so, it's the best when you're doing good work,
good head movement, good footwork, right?
And he out angles you proper distance
and then that glove just touches, just barely even,
but it touches you and you're like, oh.
Oh, back in the day this would have been a problem.
Yeah.
Even like I was going with yesterday,
I was like, we're moving around,
his reactions, his movements are good.
And I'm like, there's no way this guy's like a nine to five
or he has to have some experience.
Otherwise I've gotten really bad. Yeah, he was the ex-pro fighter. Yeah, that's what he said. He's like, oh's no way this guy's like a nine to five or he has to have some experience. Otherwise, I've gotten really bad
Yeah, yeah, he was the ex-pro fighter. Yeah, that's what he said. He's like, you know, I can't train to the pit in the heyday
He's like I was at the pit
I'm like, oh thank god with a Glover and Chuck and lights out lightie
Yes, I'm trying to cut the ring off with him, you know, and he knew what he was like doing his thing
Oh shit, this guy knows what he's doing. Hey, I love it's like are we gonna do some movie tight clinch?
Are we gonna do some just strict boxing? Are we going to switch up and do like some MMA
rounds where we're just like slightly grappling,
like maybe hitting some tips, but that's it.
Just constant flow.
Super safe is awesome.
Yeah.
What else you got, Jen?
How about how old were you?
10.
Say again, sir.
You look.
He was 30.
He was 30 there and Robbie was 29.
This. Oh, there? I don't know.
But it says,
I think that's the fight.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's the fight.
He looks super,
That's this right here.
Also cut weight though, too though.
Yeah.
There's a, after this, I go,
just came out of the ring and I don't know why.
They did our physicals, post-fight physicals
immediately following.
It's so stupid.
So dumb.
Even right before the fight, I remember they're like,
man, your blood pressure and heart rate's a little high.
I'm like, yeah, yeah,
cause I think going to fucking cage and fight that guy
that I'm right across from that you're checking
his blood pressure too, his is high as well.
He's a killer, I'm a killer.
Yeah, my heart rate's a little jacked.
My adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Yeah, buddy. And, and I'm in the arena. I'm going to compete
in like by fucking the drones out. Yeah.
Connor still got it.
So Connor McGregor was in Ibiza and this is,
there's no real context to this other than someone just walked up to him.
Connor was on stage and Connor,
I guess the guy said something to him and then Connor punched him twice with the left. He's never fighting again. His face looks like mine
when I was boozing all the time. Yeah. Oh, he's definitely losing. Yeah.
But these are two good left hooks though. So there's still hope for the fan base out there.
This guy says something to him and watch this pink pink Still got it. Yeah. Still got it.
Oh good.
Probably gonna get a lawsuit on his hands.
It was like that's it.
Five 53 or something. AM five 53.
Yeah. So he was up.
That's not good. No man. After like midnight, one o'clock, the only things open,
you know, are going to be legs, liquor stores and jails. Yeah.
It's not good. He's never finding he's too.
There's nothing good that I sound so old.
It's right though. You get to certain age like, man, all the trouble happens after midnight.
That's when people get bored and guys get creative and they're looking for trouble.
Nothing's open.
We were watching the Stanley Cup last night. My son plays hockey.
Florida wins. He's pretty pumped. They pull the goal Cup last night. My son plays hockey. Florida wins.
He's pretty pumped.
They pulled a goalie in the last period.
And one of his favorite players on Florida scores
an open net, getting a hat trick.
So he's like, the only way it could have been better
if they weren't playing Canada, if it were Texas,
the Stars versus Florida, That's what we wanted.
And that was also what he had in his playbook,
but he was not objective because he wanted Texas to go.
But it ended up Florida winning.
This is like 10 o'clock at night.
He's so pumped.
He's like, can we go get some ice cream or something?
Like celebrate.
I'm like, no, go brush your teeth and go to bed.
Are you insane? Let's celebrate. I'm like, no, no brush your teeth and go to bed. Are you insane? Let's celebrate. Stanley
cup hockey ice cream on a Wednesday night, Tuesday
night. No, dude, my kids became privy because out
here, there's a lot of dairy queens and I grew up
with dairy queen. So they've never, they, they had
it once in LA was so, but we ordered from Uber
eats where by the time it came was melted. So I've never experienced it. So I took them to actual brick and mortar dairy queen. Their minds
were below. Have you been to a T pair, uh, P Terry's here. Yes. It's like the in and out. Yeah.
They're good. Texas long horn. We do have in and outs as well. Yep. Yeah. Tech Texas has some right
in Cedar park. Yeah. My wife loves it. She drove out there for it.
Yeah, I think we have three in Austin. We have one in Cedar Park off 1431 and 35. And then we have
one in Cedar Park on 1431 right by the Costco. And then we have another one on 35 on Airport
Boulevard. Dang. Yeah. Three of them in Austin.
I really like in and out the Snyder family.
It's privately owned.
And the Snyder family are really good people
and they give money to a bunch of great organizations,
counter human trafficking.
They're super religious too.
That's why they're not open on, is that Chick-fil-A?
That's Chick-fil-A. That's not open on Sundays.
Is In-N-Out open on Sundays?
They are.
Oh wow.
Yep.
But they are really religious on their drink cups.
They have scriptures on the bottom.
Oh wow.
You've never seen that?
No, I've never seen that.
Yeah.
You get like a medium soda pop underneath it.
It says John 3, 16.
Oh wow, that's cool.
Yep.
On the fry boats, it has a scripture verse.
That's cool.
On the milkshakes, it has a scripture verse.
I did not know that. Oh, wow.
You didn't believe me. Yep. So God, it's the love of the world
that he gives only begotten son that who shall ever perish.
Whoa.
That's John 3, 16 right there.
So, so stone cold.
It's a good one. It's pretty much that scripture is,
Jesus died for you.
Oh, wow.
That's it. That's what it is. And then you should, you should be like that dude by Jesus, not the drink cup.
Yeah. Every one of them has a different, I did not know that. Oh,
I'm going to act like I knew it. And then when we got there with the kids and
like, Hey kids,
yeah, it's a neat company. It's not our family's neat family.
Crushing it.
Yeah. I don't know.
It's a bummer they don't do like Postmates though. I've always wanted to do Postmates with, you know, if Postmates or Grubhub or whatever,
but they don't do it because it's too busy.
They're going to sit in the drive-through line for how long?
Maybe out here you could do it in LA.
The one by my house right off Ventura there.
Anytime of the day, the lines always always pass.
So that one on that one on 35 and see your park is busy.
That one, the one I went to by you wasn't too bad.
Nice.
During the day.
That's the move.
Yep.
Although I never understood it.
And even the one in California, I tell my kids,
they'd be like, dad, the line's so long.
I'm like, yeah, watch this.
You should go park, go up to the door, order, and
you get in 10 minutes.
They're like, they're lazy, dude.
This is the easy route.
You want in and out, you don't wait in that fucking
line, be lazy.
Just get out of the car.
You're already eating fat, so burn some calories. that fucking line. Be lazy. Just get out of the car.
You're already eating fat, so burn some calories.
Park, walk up, order your shit.
I worked at In-N-Out Burger.
Did you? I did.
I was the fry guy.
Oh, hell yeah. In my book,
there's this guy named Steve Kronk.
Love you, dude.
He fired me.
I thought I was an absolute degenerate,
but I was the best fry guy in the world.
And- And the fries are quality, right? Oh, they're was the best fry guy in the world.
And the fries are quality, right?
Oh, they're so good.
Taste the quality.
Yep.
Or a fry.
Or in the back hand,
like cleaning the potatoes,
and then dicing them by hand,
and then like rinsing out the starch,
and then like cooking them,
and great all around things.
But I was also in the back,
I would take the broom handle off the broom
and I'd be like, bo staff.
And then I'd hang the bags, I'd just beat the bags,
just beating the crap out of the potatoes,
like I was a ninja.
He's all too, what are you doing?
And then they got all the knives to clean the onions
and to cut the tomatoes, cause it's all fresh.
And how old are you at this time?
I'm 16.
Okay.
And I'm like, ooh knives.
So then I put the, I take the potatoes, I wrap it with a cardboard box And I'm like, ooh, knives. So then I put the, I take the potatoes, I wrap it
with a cardboard box and I'm like, and then do you remember the water balloon launchers
that have to, I want to take them. They have these parking posts that are cement and I
would attach them to the side of it. And I'd take the potatoes and I've launched them
over the one-on-one freeway into the Kmart parking lot. Oh, that is.
Yeah. Then we take them up onto the roof and do the exact same thing. And I'm not going to,
I don't know what the, the duration of this crime that I'm committing.
Statue of limitations.
Yeah. Hopefully we're, we're passed, but we're launching potatoes over the freeway
into the Kmart parking lot. And we'd see all the cops come in and they're like,
where did these potatoes come from? Be like, ah, they'll never figure it out.
Is that what you got fired?
Oh, it's one of, I mean, all of those reasons are great reasons to be fired.
Ultimately there was, um, there are two,
I got in a fight twice.
At In-N-Out.
Yeah, In-N-Out.
Um, everyone's so happy when they're like, like. A guy reached through the drive-through window
and assaulted one of the young pretty girls.
Oh wow.
Because you always put the pretty people at the register
and at the window.
Yeah, you don't want the ugly people there.
Yeah, like the Tims aren't there.
I'm doing the fries.
You're in the back.
I'm the back.
You're in the back.
Like take the hairy-handed ogre that's kind of an idiot
and get him away from the customers.
Make the shake.
So I was doing the fries,
which is right next to the drive-through window.
And the last thing when you're packaging up the food
to go in there is the fries.
So I'm right immediately adjacent to her.
And I hear this guy saying some nasty stuff in the window
and I'm already irritated.
And then I see him lean through and grab her,
straight up sexual assault.
So a lawn dart through the window, Tim gets launched.
I was like Superman 16.
Like a retarded raccoon, right into a dumpster.
That was this in and out.
And I fought everybody in the car.
So you weren't allowed to do that.
And then somebody used a racial slur
and our stainless steel counters are like, they're polished
and they're super slippery. So I like, uh, you know, like when you're sliding across
the hood of a car, um, in like the sixties and 70 porn movies, when I heard somebody
say they're waiting for food and it's not coming fast enough and they said something
nasty to one of the guys that was working there.
Black guy. Yeah. And, uh, again, I just, I have a straight to violence button.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
I want to give you a promotion.
We need this guy, man.
Nah, so I'm not sure if it was like-
He's like the Batman of in and out.
The jumping through the window,
beating a dude in the lobby,
throwing knives in the back,
launching potatoes.
It was a good-
All the above.
It was a healthy-
And when you fired him, he's like, Tim, we love you.
Everyone loves you.
You can't have this.
You're great. You're the best. We gotta let you go, he was like, Tim, we love you. Everyone knows you can't have you're great.
You're the best.
We let you go to your liability.
Super liability.
He, Steve just got an award for the Snyder family as like, um, cause he does a
bunch of philanthropic work and he's been working for the company for, I mean,
I worked for him when I was 16, he's still working for him. And it was a great career store out there.
And no, no, no.
He, he like became like a regional manager and
then regional manager started like, but it's
just like Chick-fil-A they truly care about the
food and they truly care about the customer and
they truly care about the employees.
You know, like they're not paying people minimum
wage.
Yeah.
They take care of them.
Yeah.
You working in and out, like as a 16 year old when your
Son wants fast food. We go to in and out usually he likes peteris more. Yeah, that's his favorite
Yeah, yeah, he wants the chicken burger with mayonnaise only or he wants a double
Burger with ketchup only not mad at yeah kids only fuck with ketchup only. Yeah
That's it every time that's sugar. Yeah, I guess yeah, at least you don't have the red 40 in this catch up. Thanks for that.
What else you got, Jen?
But were you training at that time when you were at in and out?
I was. Yeah. So you know how to beat those guys off. Okay.
Yeah. I started Jesus Christ. That kid making the fries can fuck.
Yeah. Um, I mean, I, I started fighting really, really early. I was a martial artist as a kid, karate, you know,
taekwondo, because jujitsu, I had to drive two hours
to the closest Brazilian jujitsu school.
We had a Japanese jujitsu school in Atascadero
and that was the, but they still used weapons.
They did a lot more striking.
So it wasn't like Brazilian jujitsu.
The closest purple belt was two hours away.
The other option was driving to San Francisco to train with like
Cesar Gracie and Jake and it was Jake Shields and Chuck Liddell and
Bo Taylor that showed up.
They just were like looking for jujitsu or wrestling or kickboxing or
Kempo or boxing, and they showed up in my gym and, um, I thought I was like a
big deal.
And then I had Jake Shields and Chuck Liddell.
Different animal.
Yeah.
And Chuck was 24.
Problem.
Yep.
And Jake was, he's my age.
So same age, teenager, balled me up.
Monster at the time.
Monster still is.
Yep.
So I dropped my son off at his baseball camp and all the young coaches that play at the college that I took him to, they're all, you know, talking about UFC and all of them like, man, we only started in Jiu Jitsu.
I'm like, you're in the right spot. Like really, you're in the literally the capital of Jiu Jitsu.
Yeah. Best Jiu Jitsu on the planet.
Like really I'm like, yes, they're all here. You guys, now's the time. I get so mad. People, you know, I have a big school, 500 members, five, 600 members and they come in there
and they're like whining about something.
I'm like, you have a Jean Carlo Badoni that's
teaching the morning classes.
He's the two time ADCC world champion.
Your midday class is Pat Miller.
Like that guy has won more championships
and super fights.
Monster.
Monster.
We have 40 black, I would drive two, more championships and superfights. Monster. We have 40 black.
I would drive two, three hours to train with a purple belt.
When I was coming up, there was one black belt dude.
And you were like, holy shit.
Yeah.
Here.
Like even yesterday at our fucking boxing workout.
There are eight, eight black belts.
I mean, tack it was there.
William tack.
It was there. Um, uh, tack it brother there. William tack. It was there. Um,
uh, tack it brother was there. Was Andrew tack it there as well. Then we had Shane Steiner,
um, Sean. Yeah. We've eight black belts in like a, an old man fight club workout.
It's unheard of dude. Unheard of. I tell all the young kids, I'm like,
now's the time. He, you're, you're literally at the pinnacle of jujitsu.
People who text me like, Hey, I want to start jujitsu. Where should I go? I'm like,
where do you live?
Because within five miles there's going to be a world champion. Yes.
Anywhere in the whole city. It's so cool.
I told them that like, yeah, we, we wrestle in the dorms. Like, yeah,
learn how to do it for real.
2012 when I got here, like by far the best grappler here, you know, like I'm not top 20 here.
Oh dude.
Monsters everywhere.
Yeah.
It's such a good time if you're into jujitsu.
So fun.
Just go man.
Yeah.
That's what I told these kids.
Just do it.
Like, what do you pick?
Yeah.
What else you got, Chin?
Chin, your ass should, your pig ass should start jujitsu.
Yeah, why you do jujitsu? I don't want to mess up my neck my next not hurt
I'm gonna just it says I was like eight. Yeah, mine's not hurt either
My neck is not great. So I just I don't want to mess it up worse is what I'm saying
Well, don't be a jerk. I don't might help. Well, just be chill. I'm sorry. I mean, I don't people like cranking on my neck
Yeah, don't let that like don't be go with people that crank on your neck. Yeah, but I can't trust people
I don't know. Oh, it's a trust issue if I was grappling with you maybe because you totally yeah
But yeah, unless you like hurt my friend in the round before that just messes on it's on but striking
I would love to do that'd be awesome. Yeah, we said we do that two days a week
I brand I'm saying like I don't want to mess on my neck even begin doing striking though, too
You can jabs your head. No. No if you teach me how to strike like on a bag or something, pad work or something like that.
Workouts are good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boxing, fitness.
I'm here for it.
Yeah.
All right.
Let me know if we, okay.
Let me know if we've already discussed or if you guys discussed it, you, Brian or Tim
have discussed this already, but have you seen this like viral video of a teacher saying that ICE raided an elementary school during graduation? Have you, no, have you heard about this or talked
about it? No. Okay. So this one really, really viral and turns out it was incorrect. So this
teacher- So the story is, people are standing, let me go up to the top. So people are standing by this
educator who emotionally shared how his school day was impacted by ICE raids.
You never heard this in the headlines and news?
Like I don't watch too much news, especially right now. It's so negative.
It ends up being fake.
And I don't want my kids to see it.
So the news headline was like ICE raided an actual elementary school and then was looking for the
parents and the parents had to run away and the kids are just freaking out. It was like, it's, and it just went crazy
viral turns out his dad's false. It's not real. So this is the guy that did it. Um,
let me, let me just play you his video first. It's like those guys that were walking down
the street and somebody put a noose around their neck and threw bleach on them. And you
found out they're just actors that were hired. You're like Justin Smallhead.
Like I just can't with these with this news. His career is over. ICE not ISIS.
So this has over 19 million views.
This is crazy yo I didn't think this was about to affect me. So is he making this up?
But uh let's watch it I'll tell you. Our neighbor school. Yeah, I know I work at a school
I'm gonna believe him. I feel bad for him our neighbor in school. I think it's grad gratas. I don't know how to say it
It's grad gratas or something like that
They were having their graduation and there's helicopters in the sky most
of these schools are fuck you most of these schools are predominantly
Hispanic most of these schools are predominantly Hispanic. Grata's, I believe, elementary was having their graduation.
And all of a sudden, a bunch of parents have to run out because ISIS is there.
This is the story that I'm hearing.
He's just nervous.
And, you know, our school goes on lockdown.
Our principal, you know, tells us it's a drill, but we know it's not a drill and
You know I
Had to come outside. It's my break. We kind of got up. We got like off of a soft lockdown and
and you know
Parents who run out because they don't have papers and they had to leave their kids because the kids do
because they don't have papers and they had to leave their kids because the kids do.
What type of shit is this? Yo,
and then kids are freaking grabbing teachers and crying on their life.
They're about to see their parents when they get home. So that was not real. He says eventually that he heard that from some of his peers that that's what
was happening. He's crying like that and he'd even experience it.
No, he didn't see it firsthand.
Oh, this guy's already a, uh, like a tick tock guy.
Yeah.
And plus people.
Okay.
So obviously the LA USD, the Los Angeles unified school district had to come out
and make a statement saying like, that's not true at all.
It didn't post Instagram on Friday by the user.
Uh, Mr.
Howie, the man said he heard parents were leaving graduation ceremony at
grass elementary because ice, not ISIS raided the event and some parents didn't
have papers and the kids are freaking out. Let me get the actual thing. It says read
the whole story. Hold on, here's actual LA USD. Okay, it says this is from LA USD.
We are aware of recent rumors circulating on social media regarding
immigration enforcement activity at the fifth grade graduation ceremony at Gratz Learning Academy for young scholars.
These claims are false. Los Angeles Unified continues to work closely in school leaders,
safety terms, partners. All right. Yeah. So they're saying it's false. That never happened.
It's actually false.
Someone told him that. He got on their crime like that and none of it was validated.
And he responded as well. Before you fact check me, hear the truth from me. You want that and none of it was validated. And he responded as well.
Before you fact check me, hear the truth from me.
You want to hear some of it?
Sure. He's full of shit.
Let's talk for a moment because a lot of you can't seem to tell the difference between a real
emotional response to information and a news report. So let me walk you through my entire day
up until the point where I pulled up my phone when I started crying. It's 8 30 in the morning. Our principal comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that we're on a soft lockdown.
It takes him about 30 seconds to explain it. While this is happening, all of the other teachers
assistants in the classroom start to tell us their personal experiences. I know such and such that
got picked up. I know such and such that is in danger Oh this kid didn't come to school because of such and such people start sharing take time
Yeah, he's just an idiot and
Hold on. I like to be like people care for other people
and
It's it's sweet, but there this this person. This is, I like this comment, but by the way, Tim, with this,
I think, by the way, he's an actor as well. And people are saying he wants to do, I think he's,
yeah, to me that's how I think it. This person goes, an emotional reaction waited for you to hit
record. Uh, though as a mental health expert, I can see that everything you do is to create content
on social media to supplement your income. I believe your emotion was real.
However, I also know there were real people around you, but you made a conscious decision
to go outside and create content.
Talking at your phone screen isn't therapeutic and that's why it's not viewed as sincere.
I've never once started crying and thought, oh wait, I better record this share with my
followers.
Was it a live recording or did it take multiple tries because you were overwhelmed with raw emotion?
Real question.
I guess this is the new time we live in,
the emotion is real but the content is manufactured, facts.
And by the way, this has his response,
has 218 likes whereas the first video that went viral
has 19 million views and like a gazillion likes.
Yeah, because the left gets a hold of it,
like look what the trust is doing.
I'm saying people don't believe him
so they're not liking his shit now. Oh no, no, no the left gets a hold of it. Like look what the trust people don't believe in. So they're not liking his.
Oh no, no, no, no.
A short lived.
Yeah.
And once should we come out as a fraud people?
Like, all right, we're out.
Move on to the next fraud.
Yeah, that's a,
Is that it brother?
That's pretty much it.
Mr. Tim Kenan, we did it again, brother.
This is a good one.
I feel like we could do it every week.
Yeah.
You can't wait for my, my Brian to come home.
Yeah, I know. Hopefully he comes back with a tan, a few less wrinkles.
Good to go.
Less joy, but appreciate your brother.
Thanks for answering the call, man.
As always, we could do this for hours, dude.
You're the best.
Sure.
We got to get you a car and I'm going to teach you how to drive.
Yes, let's do it and train.
And you got to fix your attitude on the streets.
You're part of the problem.
It is them.
You're too old for that. But my response, I have to fix my responses. How I should, there you go. All your attitude on the streets. You're the problem. It is them. You're too old for that.
But my response, I have to fix.
My response is harsh.
There you go.
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