The Fighter & The Kid - Trump is a Gangster! | TFATK Ep. 1009
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Yes, we did.
Cause we back at it again.
It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
What's up pal?
I, I'll tell you this about San Antonio.
I'm going to say it out loud.
The, uh, the only thing Austin has over San Antonio now starting to is, is the
river other than that, uh, you know, it's, it is an outstanding place.
Cause they're, they're building out that Pearl district. They got like
Restaurants food trucks. It's I like it more than Austin. I said it out loud. It's dope. Yeah, I like San Antonio move there, dude
You always come back from wherever see you're in and you're a little too little too crump
Oh, you know you're not gonna live at Hotel M in San Antonio, right?
I'm not gonna live in the area. Yeah, then the area sure and you can visit
Hotel M in San Antonio, right? Not going to live in San Antonio, but I live in the area.
I live in the area.
Sure.
And you can visit.
Yep.
Or I live in the suburbs.
You're going to live in the suburbs.
Yeah.
Nice houses.
Sure.
Yeah.
A little hot.
A little hot.
A little hot.
But you like San Antonio?
I like it.
Not moving from where I live right now.
You came in a little hot.
I mean, I like San Antonio myself.
Yeah.
But does it compare to the beach?
No. It's close. Yeah.
Tiger had a tournament all weekend and I decided to wear a tank top and shorts.
And I don't believe in sunscreen cause I read something on the internet.
Sunburns do exist.
You get sunburn.
I, you know what I get a little,
I get like almost maroon red and then turns like a brow bronze. Yes. It's nice
Yeah, but you I was out probably arched six hours on Friday
I'm sorry six hours on Saturday six hours on Sunday long time all sun. Okay, daddy got burnt
Yeah, you can be complete struggle. I was where I was running this morning working out and I was like, oh, this is not good
Yeah, I took my shirt off last night and my girl was like, you look awful.
Oh boy.
Cause like my, my shoulder, like it's like, you know, that weird.
Yeah.
My tits are all white.
Yeah.
You got white tits, white tits, brown shoulders.
We call it white tit, brown, white tit brown.
It's called white tip, brown shoulder syndrome.
Now, dude, you know how I found out Trump got shot from my four year old?
Cause I, when Tyrese playing a game, I leave my phone in the dugout or I'm not on my phone
I don't see anything
We got shot Basti and his mom because I get to Tigers games like an hour half before
Because I warm them up I drop them off earlier, right and then the game starts by hour half later
So then the rest of the family comes
bossy comes running up boss before comes running up because
Bossy comes running up, Bossy four comes running up because one of Joanna's friends called,
so it's on speaker on thing and he's obviously dramatic
and Joanna's being dramatic, so Bossy's a little sponge.
He don't know who Donald Trump is.
So he comes around and he's all,
Daddy, Daddy, Trunk got shot, Trunk is dead.
I'm like, I remember, I have no idea what's going on.
I go, what?
He goes, Trunk is dead. I'm like, who the hell is Trunk is dead. I'm like, I remember I have no idea what's going on. I go, what? He goes,
Trunk is dead. I'm like, the hell, who the hell is Trunk? My wife's like, what, you don't see the
news? You don't see anything? I'm like, no, what happened? She's like, oh, they shot Trump. I was
like, what? Whoa. And then I was like, I get my phone. And then she showed me videos like,
this is wild. Wild. Then right away I went, he said, right away I went, oh he's winning.
Well, I mean.
It's over.
I mean.
Did you see what happened when Reagan got,
tried to get the Dixie name?
Yeah, you know what Reagan said
before he went under, the knife,
do you know the famous thing he said?
He looked at all the surgeons as they were over him.
He said, don't play with my winner.
Nope, he said, I hope none of you are Democrats.
And the lead surgeon said, we're all Republicans today,
Mr. President.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is the most iconic,
but I want to show you something.
I thought it was Photoshopped at first.
It's the most iconic fucking picture.
It's gonna be in textbooks.
For conservatives, it's the new Iwo Jima.
For Americans.
For everyone, it doesn't matter.
If you're American, that's it.
It should be. It should be. I think this unites us a For everyone. It doesn't matter. If you're American, that's it.
It should be.
It should be.
I think this unites us a little more.
You're going to have your crazies that no matter what happens.
Look at that fight.
Like that is, I'm sorry.
You can say whatever you want about the man.
He's a gangster.
The man was able to deal with, he got convicted twice.
His last case just got thrown out.
They tried to bankrupt him.
They tried to indict him.
They impeached him twice.
Nothing. They tried everything. They shoot him in the ear and the motherfuckers like,
I'm still here bitch.
Hey, but here's the story.
God.
Revive it?
Here's the story.
When you say they tried to shoot him,
that shooting was weird, right?
Now hold on.
Now hey, hey.
Shootin' weird, right?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me just.
I got some theories.
Me too, I did a little recon on hold on. Let me just I got some theories me too. I do a little recon myself, okay, so
This gentleman was talking who's very high up class one
clearance
Sniper class ones the highest can go he goes. This is what doesn't make sense to me goes
I'm not on either side. He was this what doesn't make sense to me goes so what people don't realize is
They know where Trump's going to be his campaign
trail months and months, even a year before he goes.
So the special service and the local authorities, the secret service will scout that out at
months up to a year prior before he gets her and go, all right, this is a high level market
here.
Here we are.
Be careful of this. So they knew all this was going on.
And he goes, and that, whatever it is.
It's 130 yards away.
It's 130 yards away.
He goes, that building, we would classify it
as a class one risk.
So one being the highest.
And somebody would be on that.
Go, and that's an issue.
And we would have had guys that,
so we're gonna monitor everything,
but those high level ones like that building
would be our main priority. He goes, so could it be incompetence? So we're going to monitor everything, but those high level ones like that building would
be our main priority.
He goes, so could it be incompetence?
Maybe goes, but I know the guys involved with the secret service.
He goes, that's a tough stretch.
That's a, that's a stretch to say they just didn't know the guy was up there.
So carry on.
It's also interesting that this kid was able to climb up there with an AR-15.
With an AR-15.
Now, you know, cops saw him.
One cop actually went up there.
He pointed the gun at him and the cop retreated.
We know this, right?
I don't know that.
Yeah, these are facts.
That's a fact?
That's a fact.
Cop went up there, pointed the gun, the cop retreated, then got on the thing and called.
This is minutes prior.
Yeah. still wasn't
taken out so here's I talked to a Secret Service guy and still in the Secret
Service no he was and yes he is still in the Secret Service you probably shouldn't say
that then yeah he was in the Secret Service he was he was not on the
presidential detail though he was he's's signed by the federal government to high value...
Targets.
People, you know.
So he said that typically with sniper, so you have sniper nests, okay,
if you're counter snipers, you're a counter sniper team, Secret Service.
You are responsible for your particular quadrant. So you're given your vector, you're given your sort of like cone of protection.
So you only look at where you're looking and that's how you break it up.
Now the sniper that killed him, if you listen to the shots, five shots are bop, bop, bop,
bop, bop, bop, and then 1,000, 2,000, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, and then 1,000, 2,000,
bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
That's because he's relocating.
He was moving.
That's why there's a delay.
No, but I think that the second set of shots
were the snipers, the Secret Service killing the guy.
Correct, but the guy's firing, there's a delay,
and then he keeps firing.
So he shot eight shots before he was shot.
Eight shots, not five?
Eight, eight.
Can I see that?
Let me watch that.
Because what I'm saying is this,
if you look, it makes, it is very, very confusing.
It gives type inches, how many shots are on.
It's very confusing.
So what Tim Kennedy seemed to have said,
what Michael Lever said, both snipers,
and what this guy I know, Secret Service said,
is they all said, somebody's getting fired
because that is the height of negligence. Now here's my theory. It's the height of negligence. Or you have
people, but we're gonna talk about inside John and I'll tell you why I don't believe that.
Okay, of course you don't. But I'm gonna challenge you on that and you're
gonna have to explain. Okay, so or there's something called like if you don't
like Trump you may be lazy about where you're looking and that guy climbed up there and they obviously the cop was like what's going on.
They had somebody on him.
He comes down to your radios.
Now they're alert to it now.
But real quick.
They also had a citizen who saw the guy and was like, there's a guy on the roof.
That's their 10, 15 minutes prior.
But all of that.
No, no, no, it was less than that.
But no one listens.
It was less than 10 and 15 minutes. And And no one listened. No, no, no, it was less than that, Bubba. No one listened.
It was less than 10 and 15 minutes.
And all of that sounds to me, I always go with incompetence.
I think we're giving, I don't think so.
You're talking about the tip of the spear.
So wait, so give me, so put your tinfoil hat on.
Sure.
And what do you think,
because I don't think there's any conspiracy here,
and I'm gonna tell you why, but what do you think?
But you don't believe in any of that stuff, though, do you?
Only because I think it's impossible to plan, but tell me what you think. See, I don't think it was impossible. What do you think you don't believe you don't believe in any of that stuff? Don't be only because I think it's impossible to plan but tell me what you think see I don't think it was
What do you actually think to me like and I don't go straight to conspiracies?
But I don't know how long it's gonna take for people to learn you can't listen to mainstream media
How long how many times do they have to fuck you over and screw you over how many times hold that you guys go?
Wait, hold that thought so go to the New York Times watch this
So you did to your point when they say Trump fell no no forget all that go to the C and posted that go to New York
Times picture of him with raising his hand now you saw the picture of him raising the hand
They did a shooter turn towards the rally fired six to eight rounds
So you want New York Times New York Times
Trump to the picture of Trump on New York Times New York Times you type in New York Times I want you to show you something now. I want you to tell me what you think so this is the New York Times, go to the picture of Trump on New York Times. New York Times, you type in New York Times Trump.
I want you to show you something.
Now I want you to tell me what you think.
So this is New York Times.
They posted the photo, all right, of the front page.
Front page.
Of the front page.
I'm sure if you go to Images channel, it'll bring up the front page.
How about that picture?
Unbelievable.
But go to Images channel, I'm sure they'll have their front page on there.
Crazy.
Front page.
Okay, right there. See that? New York Times.
The black and white one?
Photograph that made Trump... see that picture?
You know what the New York Times did? They cropped out the American flag.
Oh wow.
And you see how they have his hand like barely up? They chose to get him here.
Mid... there.
So he looked weak.
Yeah, he looked weak. That's not even the picture.
Which one are you talking about then, man?
Well that one, that's the one you're talking about on the right there.
They cropped out the flag. They cropped out the flag. And they did it so he's not all like this. So he looks weak. Exactly. So it's not icon
So we can all smell this all this is good. That is that is outrageous
It's not though
Of course, they're gonna do this all this is good and the longer people buying to any shit whether it's Fox or CNN
You're out of your fucking mind, dude
So that's why I'm not the biggest conspiracy guy,
but some of it just doesn't add up.
So keep going.
So the other thing is, so the people that are investigating
this, that's insane.
The people that are investigating this are the same ones
that did the January 6th stuff.
They've done multiple things, right?
And so they said this was a lone shooter.
Was zero, so zero social media.
And also he did this solo, it was a solo act.
And then they can't get into his phone.
Yeah.
But hold on.
So without going through his text and his phone data, you're confirming that he was
a lone shooter. But you can't get into his phone. So I go to here.
None of that's alarming to you? No, not at all. He's a lone shooter who was just a weird guy. I think he was a 20 year old.
But we have no access to his phone to confirm that. Well, they didn't either.
It's really hard to get into an iPhone. An iPhone has made that very clear.
I'm aware. Okay, so you'd have to explain to me,
so that's an act of high treason,
and the penalty is actually death.
So you'd have to explain to me, not only who did this,
who was in on it.
How did they do it, and then how would you do this?
Because let's take a look at what actually happened.
This kid gets up there, takes a headshot,
does name at center mass, aims at the head, tries to kill.
Well, he aimed all over
Right killed one innocent person horrible story that protecting his wife and daughter died awful fire chief to others
You're in critical condition worse
Yeah, now you know the kid was on the rifle team in high school and was the worst in the class and they made fun of them
Yeah, so there's a lot of that that what I'm trying to say is this, that kid shoots, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, okay?
And what happens is, as the kid is shooting, he hits Trump, he ends up hitting Trump, okay,
that's fine.
And the only reason he didn't hit him in the head is Trump turned his head.
And the guy from 488 yards away, the Secret Service guy, kills him right away.
Of course.
Okay.
So, I don't know where the conspiracy is here, because the guy got killed, and they get,
did they let him get five shots off, six shots off, he missed, and they were like, we got
to kill him now.
He got eight off.
But who was in on it?
That's where it's tough to even debate, because it's like, first of all, if it's incompetence,
oh my God, dude.
So can I just say one thing about the Secret Service?
That is a sniper's delight.
And we have zero security.
Hold on, a 20-year-old kid with an AR-15 in normal street clothes can climb up a ladder
130 yards away?
But you know what?
The answer might be yes.
And the answer might be that the Secret Service,
and I've heard this from a lot of people,
is not as well trained as people think,
and they just aren't.
But even if you aren't well trained,
the number one location nobody's watching,
that's not a, you don't have some questions be?
And we're just like, yeah, they just missed it.
They're stupid.
It's like, oh man.
I guess I don't know.
I get it, I get it.
I'm not saying I do either.
I get your question.
And I'm a big conspiracy.
You got me like, hold on.
A 20 year old in street clothes,
parks his car away with bomb devices in his car,
walks with an AR-15, how many yards?
Gets a ladder, climbs on top.
Now regular civilians see it, them out still nothing is done
I know still nothing is done. Now. Hold on. It's still nothing is done
gets off eight rounds and
Then is killed but isn't it so but Mike and I get my question is so let's say you want to go with the conspiracy
So you're saying all the Secret Services in it? I don't think there has to be some good guys. And also this could it be one compromised guy goes, no, I got
the area. Could it be one maybe? I don't know because then you'd have to have a crazy. Did
they get a crazy guy to do it? And they knowing he was going to die, did they brainwash him?
You know what I mean? I don't who did. That's my question. I don't know. How would you like
my thing? Like it doesn't work for him. me, just incompetent. Protecting the president?
Well that's, I mean it's huge.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Right.
Yeah. Yeah.
And whether you're on the left or right,
this, like this just bums me out.
Well why don't you show-
Like if this happened to Biden, I'd be heartbroken.
This is awful.
Here's the other thing about DEI,
like they were talking about,
take a look at the woman who is,
I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it.
Take a look at the woman,
bring up the woman who is part of his protection detail I want to just talk
about this and well if you want to see something crazy you look at when Reagan
they tried to assassinate Reagan look at his his secret service team cover him
they're huge too they're all my size then cover Reagan yeah and they look at
Trump's Trump's bigger than me dude uh-huh that's that's my question no not
even that one look at that woman.
Oh, she's screwed.
Yeah.
She's gonna get fired.
But also, like, OK, like, all due respect.
I don't want to say anything about that woman.
I don't know what she looks like, actually.
I was going to say.
It looked like some of the guys.
That's actually not her.
There's another one when the shots fire out.
She actually gets behind Trump, and the rest
is the disturbance.
Unacceptable.
And now, I don't know if that's part of the training.
I don't know, so I don't know enough.
To hide?
I would assume not.
I don't know.
I see I want to be careful, because I don't know enough about how part of the training. I don't know, so I don't know enough. To hide? I would assume not. I don't know.
I see, I want to be careful,
because I don't know enough about how they run their details
in this prediction.
So, but I will say this.
If there is any DEI in fucking hiring people
to protect the president, you can go fuck yourself.
I want the best motherfuckers.
And if it's a bunch of white males or black men,
I don't care, I want the best.
And the idea that you have to have diversity in a protection team is retarded.
Now the Israelis use women.
You know why?
Because women, if they're trained properly, women are very good at knowing their surroundings
because they've had to be since they were 12 years old.
So women are actually really good at assessing threats around them.
Better than men.
Okay, but they have to be trained.
I'm just curious what happens to this.
And will we see it manifesto?
No.
Well, so Eric Prince, who was responsible for protection
for high level dignitaries and our government officials
in war zones, okay, hold that there for a second.
I want to talk about that.
All those in war zones, okay.
All of them, dude, he said,
it looked to me like they hadn't drilled this like they were not this was incompetence
So you're hearing real like tip of the spear snipers and seals say how the see Bob
I see I think when stuff like let's say was the inside job when it goes on those people especially hurt those people aren't gonna be notified
Because they can get away with the shot without alarming everybody because we don't know who's going to rat who's going to do whatever so you're not going to allow
the whole team we don't need them to know yeah we need somebody we need one outlier
who's willing to be compromised.
I want to know if those women I want to know if those women were hired because of DEI or
if those women were hired because they were the best in their class.
I want to fucking know.
You know the answer.
So you know what I do if I'm Trump
Just with all precautionary reason I'm hiring my own detail. No, that's what I'm not trusting secret sir That's not sure. I don't know if they're compromised off the Democrats have their hand after this. I'm not trusting that having said that
Sure, I know right. Yep, but I get you you're right
I don't want to be unfair cuz I don't know but I'm saying but you do know don't worry
You do know they clearly aren't good at their job. It's all good. If those were two men. I'd be saying same shit
Right there idiots or idiots man or woman. That's an idiot. Yeah, didn't do her job
You protect the president the fuck is wrong you hide behind the thing you fired we can have you you're fired
Head of Secret Service you're fired. Your one job is in you
fucking sign this on the dotted line, is your life goes before the president's.
Right.
You're going to put your life on the line.
Right. Let me take a little break, guys.
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best coffee you can get yeah i don't I don't know enough about how they train
and what they do in that situation.
I haven't looked enough.
I don't either.
I know that's not right.
That's what I know.
I know that's not the way to do it.
The fact that that guy got on the roof is the biggest issue.
That's the biggest fucking issue.
And see, that's where the conspiracy comes in.
Hold on.
Again, a 20 year old kid with an AR-15 climbs a ladder
on the most, the number one spot
that they should look out for.
And they've been, they've been scouting this area for months, if not years.
Wasn't somebody on that roof?
Like it seems like you'd have somebody on that roof.
Yeah.
You'd think, right?
Right.
I, but I don't know.
Nobody's there.
I don't know how they run that.
Weird.
I don't know.
I don't either.
Uh, but either way, all these questions are being asked and there will be a congressional investigation.
Oh, there will be no...
Oh.
No, the Republicans will have a...
There will be no answers.
We won't find out shit.
The manifesto, none of that stuff.
Well, somebody's got to get fired.
Yeah.
Whoever's responsible for that quadrant of protection, sniper there, needs to be fired.
If I'm Trump though, I'm not waiting for them to get their shit together at this next convention,
this next rally.
No, no, no.
Hey guys, I'm on my own
team can I ask like what can you see how long it took for that shooter to get
killed after he squeezed off the first shot you got eight rounds off so eight
after eight rounds he was killed yeah but we should be able to hear the
sniper shoot right there's timing if you just type that in shouldn't come up I
know we have all the stuff light up already
Well, let's see this part first, I think this is most important part
Where if witnesses knew someone's already though on there?
They see him
These are normal citizens
Look at all they see it but the Secret Service can't seem this yeah, he's up there. They're they're filming them
They're did they think this may be a cop no they they're warning people
I mean, would you think that's a cop Brian you would think that's a freaking crazy person
look
person look wow and those are normal civilians yeah and our Secret Service can see it but they should have had Secret Service there but look at this
fucking guy I know is that not weird you Brian here that's incompetence man
there's bad the job man
there's one shot. I think he's dead right there.
Yeah, he's dead.
You hear that?
They shot him right in the face.
No, it wasn't.
It was one.
They didn't miss.
That was one shot.
They didn't fire several.
It was one shot.
Go back again.
Let me see that again.
That's fascinating.
He shot.
How is he not dead right there?
After the first one. Yeah, that's fascinating. Hold on. Hold on, let me see this. Get over here! Stop!
He shot.
How's he not dead right there?
Get over here!
After the first one.
Ready?
Get over here!
Ah!
Dewey!
I'm going to hit him!
I hope he's turning this way.
Be careful.
So apparently he's still alive.
He's turning.
There it is.
There it is.
Think how long that took you.
That took, that took...
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Longer than that.
That actually didn't count man.
There was a fire shot in the crowd before he got met with an incoming bullet.
Incoming bullets that killed him.
I wonder if those bullets...
I think that was him.
That's him.
The secret service killed him after that.
I mean the secret service, you're talking about the top tip of the spear snipers. It was one shot
Look at that. Look at that right there
You would never think that's a cop right? But I mean, that's a crazy person, you know, you just
You're like wait a minute. What's that guy doing? Yep. Exactly. I feel like we know and that much time that passed by
Wearing a gray shirt you see's trying to pinpoint a target.
Wow.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
I mean, they're not going to be, but if it is
incompetence, a dad died.
So you guys should be tried with something.
You should be charged with something.
I agree with you.
You're incompetent and a dad died protecting his
wife and daughter.
And that's your job?
And the president got hit in the ear?
No, I mean that, that whole team of secret service people are feeling very bad right now.
How, you know, me, I love the vibe.
I like conspiracy.
How wild is it people think Trump was behind them to win their election?
That's adorable.
I think those stupid people are.
They're so dumb.
Isn't it wild?
Well, they give credit to people. They think that they're so fucking smart.
Man.
Anyway, you know what?
It was a good day because he didn't get killed.
It was a bad day because that guy died.
It was a bad day because that guy died.
Horrible.
It was a horrible day.
That's a horrible day.
I don't mean it's a good day.
I just mean, I just mean this is, look, and I want to just give people some perspective though.
You know, the 60s saw how many people get assassinated?
The 70s.
Gerald Ford was, there was an assassination attempt
on Gerald Ford twice within a 17 day period.
Bobby Kennedy killed, JFK killed, Martin Luther King killed,
Malcolm X killed, all assassinated, all assassinated. Who's behind all this?
Hey, come on, Mala.
Democrat.
What?
I'm just saying that a lot of these people were killed.
They would never do it again.
The Pope was the attempted assassination of the Pope.
Moro, the Prime Minister of Italy, kidnapped and killed.
You know, a lot of things.
A lot of kidnapping.
Let's keep hearing the states.
They keep hearing the states. All those assassinations. Who the Republican I think I'm confused I think it's probably lone gun. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, Jeff K. But were you that's do you want our conservatives?
drink my magic and problem
American hopefully you drink that and you fucking that's what I say. I say I'm American. I'm just a traditional American. I
mean and you fucking get smart. That's what I say. I say I'm American. I'm just a traditional American. I mean, yeah, one guy can't walk up the stairs,
the other survived assassination.
Geez, who am I gonna vote for?
I mean, you gotta give it up.
Oh, I bet Biden's team went, oh fuck.
You gotta give it up to.
You know what they did?
Biden's team went, Ian, stand the rate.
It don't matter who we put in now.
Ian, stand the rate. Hey,. It's all you see his speeches afterwards
It was so fucking bad
At the end of the day the guy the guy gets up after he's done sticks his fist and the whole place goes crazy
If that ain't your rock star, I don't care if you hate the guy
You got to at least give up give it up for the fact the man is on you can hate
This personal life or his history with women I get get all that. But as far as an American,
like this situation, there's no way he can only get that picture and get mad.
If you do.
It is, he's becoming a face of the resistance. He's really becoming the face of somebody
who is resisting. So the Democratic elite, the elite in the White House.
Yeah, the ones behind us.
What they're saying to us, including his wife, is saying,
he's fine.
He's totally sharp.
There's nothing to see here.
And all of us are going,
you are telling us that two plus two is 15.
Well, that's because they're living in the 80s.
They're doing the same thing.
No, wait, but this is what I'm saying about the elite,
the Democratic elite, the elite in Washington,
the people that are running the show.
They're telling us that President Biden is totally fine. They're also telling us that a man is a woman and a woman is a man and
a man can menstruate and a man can breastfeed. They're saying that too. Nothing to see here.
Then in COVID, they're saying it's killing everybody. Your kids have to be in mass for
two years and we're going to shut down all your businesses. And it's just, it's an example of how
out of touch they are with reality and how out of touch
They are with the rest of us as human beings trying to make a living and work through the world
And it's like how much more time do you want to do this with I mean and now you want us to vote for a
Guy like Biden who if he'd gotten shot in the ear would have fainted and probably still pay die or broke his head
Yeah, it's game over. God, you know, he's an older man. He's done. No, you don't want to see that for anyone.
No, but Trump is, is definitely, if you, if you want energy and coherence and grit,
have you seen the polls?
What happened to, uh, after Reagan, the assassination of Reagan, you've seen what happened to the
poll.
You walked into the emergency room.
You know that.
Yeah.
But do you see all the States that turned red after that?
Have you ever seen that?
No.
It's hilarious.
Right. Same things happen and also like there's people that are like Trump supporters, but they're like scared to like show it
not anymore
Dude at that at that game yesterday that I've never seen more lifted trucks with huge American
I have American flag at some house anyway
Way before this but I've never seen more lifted trucks with just flags just flying off the back.
Cause now it's like, oh hell no.
But wouldn't you even say that you were never political?
You weren't like, you weren't some guy who was like speaking his mind.
And then after COVID and all this stuff, you started to realize what the fuck is going on.
Now you got my attention.
Now you got my attention.
Right?
And I'm a problem.
And I'm a problem.
It's like the vibe. I'm not buying that. That whole story. I'm not buying that.
Incompetence?
Come on.
I've been around too long.
41 years.
You're not going to.
Are you in the Tucker Carlson camp?
What's Tucker say about it?
I haven't seen.
You ever see a clip of Tucker Carlson?
I have to stay offline.
Go to Tucker Carlson about this.
He's on Adam Carolla and there's a clip of him on Adam Carolla talking about this, predicting
this.
How long have I said though, I'm like, I can't believe that he's talking about this.
I can't believe that he's talking about this.
I can't believe that he's talking about this.
I can't believe that he's talking about this.
I can't believe that he's talking about this.
I can't believe that he's talking about this. I can't believe that he's talking about this. I can't believe that he's talking about this. I can't believe that he's talking about this. I can't believe that he's you about this on he's on Adam Corolla and there's a clip of him on Adam Corolla talking about this predicting this
How long have I said though? I'm like I can't believe they haven't tried to assassinate him yet. I've said that so many times
Yeah, and they said you right dog
There it is
Are they going to let Trump be president?
They protested him.
They called him names.
He won anyway.
They impeached him twice on ridiculous pretenses.
They fabricated a lot about what happened on January 6th in order to impeach him again.
It didn't work.
He came back, then they indicted him.
It didn't work.
He became more popular
Then they invited him three more times and every single time his popularity rose
So if you begin with criticism, then you go to protest then you go to impeachment
And none of them work. What's next? Yeah, I mean what you know graph it out man
We're speeding toward assassination
Obviously permanent Washington, both parties
have decided that there's something about Trump that's so threatening to them, they
just can't have it. By the way, the president is senile in a way that's impossible to deny.
Biden's not running the government. I don't know, man. I've never been this worried about
anything as I am about Donald Trump.
Are they?
A lot of guys called it. Now, if you, you know, Alex Jones has been are they a lot of guys called it now if you know Alex Jones has been
Right on a lot of stuff wrong on some major stuff Sandy Hook, but there are a lot of stuff
He goes on this won't be the last time they try it
Right. He's like lean up to November like this will not I can guarantee this one when he shows up the Republican convention
I'm looking forward to seeing the kind of reception he gets when he shows up the UFC
What do you see what I'm waiting for the seeing the kind of reception he has when he shows up the UFC. What do you think? UFC, while I'm waiting for it.
The UFC, when he walks in, I don't know the next big pay.
That'll be the craziest thing in the world.
Cause they're just going to be like, I bet he shows up in the sphere in September.
Yeah.
Cause you have Manchester and then in August you have that's in Australia.
You have Duplices on a Sonia Burns.
Brady's a fight night.
Keep going.
And then the sphere September 14th, right?
Yep.
The sphere September 14th, Trump will be there.
Biggest sport event in combat history.
Wow.
Boom.
It's going to blow the doors off.
It's going to blow the doors off that place.
And the sphere they're going to make it.
So it's like a flag, like waving.
I am American badass, dude.
Holy shit.
Wild.
Holy shit.
That's gonna be sick.
That'd be cool.
I'd go to that one.
I would too, just to see that.
I'd be like, Mr. Trump, I'll take your bullet for you.
It's too overwhelming.
Did you watch the Rose Namajunas?
Yeah.
It was a good fight.
I thought, you didn't like it?
It wasn't a good fight. She's tough.
Tracy, they're all tough.
I mean, they're all tough.
She didn't, she, she did not look tired.
They, they, they, they're conditioning that Tracy Cortez had a baddie.
The issue, the issue is Tracy, they didn't have a game plan.
Like there was no plan.
So she just got out point.
Rose is very good.
She's just so good.
But you have to have a plan.
It can't be just walk forward.
Like you're not going to win rounds against that level of athletes.
Well, the plan I think was to wrestle her.
I don't think so.
Like, I think she's going to win.
I think she's going to win.
I think she's going to win.
I think she's going to win.
I think she's going to win.
I think she's going to win. I think she's going to win. I think she's going to win. I think she's going to win. I and she's very good. She's just so good. But you have to have a plan. It can't be just walk forward.
Like you're not going to win rounds.
Well, the plan I think was to wrestle her.
I don't think so.
No, no.
Cause notice she didn't start wrestling.
She got clipped.
Yeah.
But they told her, they go, you can't box with her.
You got to wrestle.
And it took two rounds to find that out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that shows me there wasn't a plan.
Yeah.
Oh, you guys thought Tracy was going to strike her?
And then Rose was like, I'm going to take you down.
How about that?
There's no plan at that level.
You have to have a game plan.
Right.
So good.
But yeah, no, that wasn't great.
Yeah.
But two wins for Rose.
Yep.
Two wins for Rose.
Mike Perry, uh, Jake Paul fight this Saturday.
Uh, your thoughts, even though I have them, but what are your thoughts?
You know, as a betting man, I love both guys as a betting man.
I got Perry as a dog.
You do.
I would put money on him as a dog because he's like a minus or plus 350 or 250.
That's not bad bet.
Jake looks thick and strong.
Yeah.
He always looks strong.
Jesus.
Now, if it was even money, yeah, you're going to bet.
Or if like Jake was the dog, I'm going to put money on the dog here.
It's such a good fight.
But I just think people in for a lot of a rude awakening if they think it's gonna be like a cake
walk for Jake. Yeah, it was a tough fight, man. By far Jake's toughest fight. Yeah, Paul's a beast,
hits hard, you know, yeah, he's bigger. And he's also been working just on boxing. So he's got a
game plan. That would be interesting to see. Perry's just been working, you know, so he's got a game plan. That would be interesting to see.
Perry's just been worked out, you know,
when he trains, it's with boxing gloves, you know?
It's true. Yeah.
He's done a ton of it.
Yeah, but all he's been doing is striking.
It's true.
It's a good fight.
I'm most excited for this fight out of any of Jake's
that he's ever had by far.
I think by far stuff is challenged
I'm close. You really not even close
Yeah, I can't wait. I'll be in Santa Barbara, but hopefully I'll be on a phone. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how to I don't know
I'm saying I don't know here. I don't know how much Jake's improved. He may have improved a lot
We'll see
Miss last fight was against Nate, you know, but, but I think Perry
would beat Nate in a boxing match.
You do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Perry's also not like this weathered older fighter, you know?
Fucking peace man.
He's in his prime right now.
His cardio, he hits like a Mack truck.
His mentality is insane.
Is his cardio's up?
His cardio's good.
Yeah.
There's no quit in a man.
And if you were to beat Jake Paul,
Pandora's box, cause then you got Nate
coming out of woodwork for him.
You got Jorge there.
You got his brother.
It's great.
Yeah.
Darren Till, you know, it's great.
Everyone's like, Oh, what about the size? Yeah. Yeah. Luke Rockhold you know, it's great.
Everyone was like, Oh, what about the size? Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Rockhold's bigger than Jake and Logan. Yeah. He quit on the stool.
Yeah. But it's bare knuckle. I don't give a fuck. He's a monster, man.
It's a great fight. Yeah, it is.
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And uh, your eye hall is also fighting Julio Cesar Chavez jr. Really? Yeah
Undergarments trash, but whatever this box is thing
Okay, that's interesting.
Your eye hall has done a lot of boxing?
You trained with him, didn't you?
Yeah.
Not a ton.
Athletic as fuck, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super gifted.
Yeah.
His thing's always been his mental.
Right.
He always had a thing with fighting, right?
Kind of in and out.
Yeah.
Do you remember his label as the next Anderson Silva?
I think Dana thought he was going to help him out by saying that.
Actually fucked him, put all this pressure on him, then he lost to Kelvin Gaston in the
Ultimate Fighter finale.
His debut was against Levan Bell.
Did they actually fight?
Yes.
It was on the undercard, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's boxed before.
What happened with John Jones? That fight was incredible. John Jones got injured? And it was on the undercard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's boxed before
What happened with John John fight was John Jones got injured?
He said he cut off his finger, but I don't know what that means LAX Airport. Yeah, that's weird that look look
Bell fight verse you right was not fun. No new
And it was not fun
Okay, all right. Yo John, we don't know
Says he cut off his finger and then he took it the the leader. Yeah, I
Don't know if that would stop you from training. I mean it takes a break, but it wouldn't be it's not like your knee I'm not ideal. Yeah digit, but he I mean even with one digit. He's still the best fire on the planet
Now if you lose like three or four and you can't grapple,
but without that, without the pointer,
it'd be tough to grab.
You're grabbing with three now.
That's true.
You're a Ninja Turtle.
Shit.
You're a Ninja Turtle.
Hmm.
But even John with Ninja Turtle hands would be a problem.
It'd be a problem.
Now, if he loses like all three, these three,
you're just doing the hang loose.
That's a problem.
You can't beat nobody with the hang Can't can't be a hang loose guy
But there's one just the one just the trigger finger. Yeah
Still better shot than I guess you should try to shoot you can do without it. What it's like Ronnie lot
Ronnie lot had the playoffs. He's like just cut it off. That was this pinky though. Yeah big difference
Yeah, the pointer you need the pointer. Did he lose his pointer?
John well, yeah, John said his finger. I thought they say which finger depends which one it is Big difference. Yeah. The pointer? You need the pointer. Did he lose his pointer?
John, well yeah, John said his finger.
I thought, did he say which finger?
Depends which one it is.
Either way, hopefully it doesn't delay the fight.
Just get it over with for God's sake.
He hasn't fought in over 500 days.
Stipe hasn't fought in a minute.
No, he's just waiting for that check with John.
He needed that time though to take.
I think Stipe had to get his, he took a lot of damage in a lot of damage with oh you're gonna miss the companion dude it's me
Tony Hinchcliffe and Gordon Ryan geez that's pretty awesome I know Wow you see
Manchester that's you may have fun one that's awesome I know I love that you're
gonna be there for that.
Yeah, and I'm gonna go out early
because my truck has done my TRX.
So I'm gonna fly to Dallas, drive to Fort Worth,
pick up my truck from Bailey's Hyper Performance from Chris
and then drive that to Austin with Jay and Tiger.
Really?
And then fly from Austin to LA.
All right.
Lined up. Getting you go. All right.
Lined up.
Getting half my finger cut off.
Okay, so I was just assuming it was the pointer.
All right.
No.
No.
It's weird, dude.
Stop before it starts.
Well, I think these tweets, there's blood all over the phone.
So now that it's hard to detect.
You're saying like there's water on the phone?
Yeah.
It destroys everything.
Do not come, my hand.
Do not call me. Do not cut my hand. Do not call me. Do not cut my hand. Do not call me.
Do not come my hand.
But to Brendan's point, if anything liquid is on the phone, it messes up everything.
Oh, so hard to text. That's what I think happened. Blood all over the phone. He's trying to text some
coherent shit and there's just blood all over the phone.
Las Vegas airport, all right.
That's really clumsy. But we don't know what finger it is.
Do you have a problem with Trump playing golf
after the assassination attempt?
No.
They were talking about he should go visit them
at the hospital, but they're not taking into account
is that he may not have been able to go to the hospital
because of security.
Correct.
So the people talk about this stuff.
Whole visit.
I bet he comes back.
But right now, they're trying to figure out all threats.
He's not allowed to go to the hospital, guys.
He should be at the hospital.
Yeah.
Except for it's a million dollars
to provide security to get him to the hospital, minimum
a million dollars, probably more.
And there's a lot of reasons why he wouldn't go to the hospital, minimum a million dollars, probably more, and there's a lot of reasons
why he wouldn't go to the hospital.
A lot of reasons.
You see the rumor of Trump golfing yesterday?
He hit this big putt, and he said if the assassin
had a shot like mine, I'd be dead.
Savage.
He's a savage, dude.
He's a fucking savage.
He really is, man.
It's-
Rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
Yeah, but he's won me over with just that ability to just keep coming.
Oh, if you look at the two options, I mean it's not even close man.
No.
But those are the only two options you give me.
He was supposed to announce his VP today.
He might have already done it while we're on here.
I think it's JD Vance.
Yeah, that's what our boy Mark just sent us
Give me a say JD Vance. I thought it was gonna be Tulsa Gabbard. Maybe but there we go JD Vance
Oh, it's Nick. It's Nick Davis
Yep
JD Vance, who's he?
house senator, yeah
JD Vance is
Interesting I thought it was me the The Vic maybe the Vic, the Vic.
No, no.
He's going to be part of his cabinet though.
He said, I mean, because you want to go through his wiki.
Nah, no, there was this something about center from Ohio.
Yeah.
Go down, go down for a sec.
Keep going.
It's only 39.
Yeah.
Scottish.
He's a Buckeye. He's a Marine. Yep. Keep going. Mm-hmm. He's only 39. Yeah. Scottish.
Scottish.
Keep going.
Keep going.
He's a Buckeye.
Keep going.
He's a Marine.
Yep.
Keep going?
Yep.
There's something about him that I knew and I wanted to talk about.
Keep going.
Don't be talking about bad shit, dude.
Several committees.
Social issues?
Yeah, hold on.
Respect for Americans.
He's a traditional conservative, right? issues? Yeah, hold on. And respect for marriage act.
He's a traditional conservative, right?
Yeah, he proposed a bill that would make gender
affirming care for minors a federal felony.
I'm with him on that.
Immigration and border security.
He's been a he's been an active member of.
Oh, child free marriages.
Divorced domestic abuse.
Same shit.
Let's move on.
Yeah.
Let's not have the podcast.
Give him a screech and all.
He had something, but he is a pick.
Interesting.
Anyway, sorry about that guys.
It's all good.
Yeah.
All right.
What do you got, Jen?
Oh, so nice.
How was the B day?
You went to club 39?
I went to club 33.
It was club 33 at Disney.
So it's an elite club, Brian.
I've heard I was invited to a dinner there.
Okay.
Don't want to up or what happened?
I didn't go though.
We started at 1901, which is the secret club at California Adventure.
And that's more of a lounge, very small.
Then when we went over to 33,
we didn't have dinner reservations,
but we just went into the lounge and it was amazing.
It's nice?
Oh, it was so magical.
Is it like the four seasons at Disney?
Nice?
Yeah, like when I tell you,
I went, like you go into the bathroom,
there's mouthwash, there's face wash, there's napkins.
I took about 300 napkins, shoved them in my purse
throughout my house now.
How was that?
But you didn't eat?
Did you see the food?
We did eat.
No, we did eat.
How was the food at the Club 33?
I thought it was great.
What'd you have?
I'll tell you if it's great.
I had a melon prosciutto arugula salad.
Okay, that's not very Disney-like.
Keep going.
Right, I had a red wine braised short rib.
Jesus Christ.
Very good.
You're paying for it though, huh?
You know what the people that took us and my friend that got, got us in, he, it was my
birthday present from him, so I didn't have to.
It's a nice little gift.
Yeah.
He's a member of the 33 club?
The two people we met were, yeah.
I'm sure it's pretty diverse in there, right?
You know, what was really weird, how diverse it
was, because there's a set of
rules of what you can and can't wear.
Men can't wear sneakers.
Girls can't wear open-toed flip flops.
I get come to Disney in a suit.
You have to wear a collared shirt as a man
and like closed-toed nice shoes.
Respect for Disney.
Brian's not getting in.
No, Brian, no.
No, I want to though.
But guys.
Especially with this purple-ity.
This was the weirdest part.
I'm looking in the corner and I see these guys
in these like ripped vests, denim vests.
And you saw a sign that said whites only?
No, I can't make this up.
There was a Hells Angels patch on one of them.
Damn.
And I'm like, we just talked about this.
He's here sipping a tea.
It was a tea at 1901.
You've never seen that?
It's a whole blog I have called Hells Angels.
They're just like us.
They really are.
That's pretty cool.
But they were in jeans and they were in their patches.
Nobody gave a crap about what they were.
They had their kids?
There were children there as well.
I'm not telling a Hells Angel
that he can't wear his colors.
Not even Disney.
Even Walt Disney.
Like, mm-mm.
No, come on in.
Mm, yeah.
Also, they have their kids.
Yeah, bro.
You think a bunch of Hells Angels
went to Disneyland together?
Yeah.
They're not doing that.
But it was weird.
They weren't drinking alcohol.
They just watched them order tea.
Sure.
So cool.
You were with your kids.
Yeah.
If I'm Trump, I'm hiring the Hells Angels for security.
Well, the problem is the Hells Angels,
the Rolling Stones tried that
and then they ended up fucking people up
You know who knows why they had to fuck him up. Yeah, you know you want pro you want quiet professionals
I can't the comp like green berets Delta guys ex Delta guys. Did you hire?
There's like a top top sniper like Trump hit me up. I'll do it for free
Yeah, you know Tim Kennedy was one of the top top snipers. I'm Tim talks about it. Yeah, I'd hire my own
What'd you think about it? It's not as, what were your thoughts on?
On the whole Trump thing?
Yeah, both you guys.
I thought it was gangster.
Yeah.
I have a couple questions, a couple.
Obviously it's disgusting no matter who it is,
whether it's Biden, him, I don't care.
Yeah, it's absolutely not good.
It's a bad look on America.
Political violence is not American. and had he actually been hurt. I fully think a war would have broken out
but what I find odd is
You know, usually after a president's almost assassinated
There's 40 people covering him and they're not letting him do anything
I just thought it was weird that he was breaking free to like raise his arm in the air. He told them though he was like back he's like hold on but he asked for his shoes five times
before they honored his shoes and then they're taking away he goes hold on and that's when he's
like fight fight fight. Well you know that was what they were criticized for right they they they just
didn't do a very good job they they didn't know if there are the threats. They're too small too
right yeah that's a huge. There's some big boys out there protecting my threats. They're too small too. Right? Yeah. That's a huge one.
There's some big boys out there protecting my village.
You gotta have big boys.
Look at Floyd Mayweather.
You ever seen an assassination attempt on him?
No, you're 100% right.
You need big boys.
You need bigger guys.
That's my problem with having...
Are these 6'4", 6'5", 300 pounds?
You have these small women there.
No.
Yeah, that didn't make sense to me.
And I'm sorry to say this too.
Some of those women look to overweight.
And I think that's unacceptable.
And I, because I think you're...
If you're on my detail team, bro,
I'm truing it like a Vegas show in the seventies.
You're weighing in, if you're overweight.
No!
Like you need, I need fast reaction time.
If you're 40 pounds, 50 pounds overweight,
it's a major fucking problem.
Dude, I need a sub six minute mile idea.
I need to eat and clean.
I need it all.
Fresh shave.
I want, I want to see abs on you. I want my security, no electric cars, quick on the fucking draw.
And am I wrong about that?
I want them intimidating.
Where that 20 year old loser goes, holy shit.
Well that is usually how it is.
Usually your security detail is supposed to show them that you're not going to get this
off.
I want to just see what they, because I hate doing this to people and saying, what's their
belt size?
I don't like this shit.
Well, we know how you feel about that.
But I think it's very important when you're saving someone's life that the people that
are saving you are in great shape.
Well, it's a discipline issue too, right?
It's a fucking discipline issue.
If you're that out of shape, you're probably not disciplined.
That chart's a couple of months old and if you want to really see something let me see how take a look that's the thing it took too long
it took too long for they get him there there now they go that dad in the back man that's terrible
I hate hearing the screams. All right, we're not getting anything from this.
Quit playing it, Jim, please.
No, no.
What I'm saying is it's too long.
Immediately, there's one gunshot.
They should just jump on them right away.
You know, they got eight off and before they did, I'm saying it's it's took too long.
Well, yeah, you know, human beings, weathering the ambush,
it does, it's really hard to close that gap.
There's this thing-
I'm not trying to hear that, Brian.
There's a French thing, and then you go.
I'm not trying to hear that, that's what they're paid for.
Exactly, that's the whole job.
For a normal civilian, yes.
Yeah, I think-
For a trained person, no.
I think that what happens to human beings,
they go, is that what I think it is?
Fuck, you know, and they jump, so yeah. Not if you work for the secret service, right? That's what you that that's that's what you and I with your shot civilians
Everybody you're trying to come with a million. I'm with you everybody everybody is criticizing for that
That's exactly what they're saying the people I know who are in the business are like way to say they did a shit job
It's no different to me than
When LeBron misses a three-pointer being like, oh, come on man. Most of us shoot like this
It's like well, that's what LeBron that's exactly what he's paid to do. Especially life and death though
You know life and death like everybody knows like they they were
They were slow on the draw. They just were. You don't need to call people that have a background in it
We all know this. Right.
Everyone knows this.
Look at, but take a look at-
No more, I can't watch that video anymore.
No, no, no.
We're not getting anything out of it.
No, when Reagan was-
Different.
Things were different.
I wanna see how fast those guys-
But also look at the size of the guys.
Yeah.
It's against the car.
Let's take a look at that.
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Watch how fast they move and watch how big they are
Watch watch this
Push him in the car all fold on over my right shoulder big boys to
And president Reagan into the limo feel like stepped out of well
I'm got shot too.
The thing is they were with him already,
which is a little different than the Trump thing,
but I see what you're saying.
They should jump on him.
As soon as one shot's gone, boom, jump on him.
Also look at the size of those guys.
They're not small men.
Reagan's not a tiny guy.
No, Reagan was 6'2".
Have you heard the theory, again,
another conspiracy theory, that this was planned by Trump's team
in order to show, look how healthy he is, look how resilient he is.
It's so ridiculous.
So the guy shot him in the ear.
But hold on, go on that theory, we'll just crush this right now.
So you think a 20 year old signed up to get shot in the face?
I agree!
Well that doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, he did it for Trump.
That doesn't make sense.
So a 20 year old, and then the plan was a 20 year old
who's like, yeah, I'll be the one that does it.
You guys can use me as an example and shoot me in the face.
But then also I'm gonna take out an innocent dad
protecting his wife and it doesn't work.
So when you go through the steps, those don't work.
And also he wasn't standing there
Trump wasn't standing there all calm and collected letting them shoot a gun and hit him in the ear like
Because he was such a good shot. He's gonna graze his hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I thought that one was the worst one. I read. Yeah, but people are horrible tapes
Let me see this what What do you wanna see?
Nothing, I just wanna, I'm not gonna join that.
Let's get off to Trump stuff, keep going.
You want some current events?
Yeah. Okay.
Big soccer or football match last night.
Oh, you wanna go here?
Oh, that was great, I like the soccer.
Okay, so big match, right? Messy, messy.
I don't know if you guys saw. Messy was ankle so bad.
The Colombians were literally breaking
the air conditioning vents at the Hard Rock.
Like 3,000 of them got in, no tickets?
Yeah, no tickets. But this part, go to the second video, right?
Sorry, the third video. Look at Messi's ankle.
It's so fat. Have you seen this, B?
Look at that.
He was crying. It was sad.
He couldn't play.
No.
Poor guy.
One of the greats, or the great. But you know, Argentina came poor guy one of the greats or the greats?
But you know Argentina came out in one
Great match
Went into too much over time for what's crazy is no one like push messy or nothing. He just had a freak accident
Ah the balls running quickly away towards the end line. Oh
You can see what he did there you see that
Ah, yeah
Just a normal play yeah, that's gotta hurt
You know, let me show him crying. I got it. That was crazy. Let me see the crying. So he's so passionate one up Jen
You've got there it is
Jen you've got there it is he's so passionate the best five foot seven by the way I looked that up yeah oh yeah if that yeah if that hard he's the man
though yeah he's they won T H E man though. Yeah. At least they won. T-H-E man.
Next one we got was Serena Williams hosted the ESPYs.
I'm sick of her.
Did you watch them?
No, nobody did.
Yeah, I watched her.
First off, I'm sorry.
Great tennis player, not a great host.
Safi Harrison-Barkley, we don't need you.
And the other one was like, yeah, ever.
But she wasn't a good host because I just felt like she was being so catty the whole
time. Sure.
And you know she was attacking Harrison Butler, she attacked Pat McAfee.
She did?
Well she said they were talking about Caitlin Clark and she was like whatever just don't
say the B word you know.
And was like Pat McAfee.
What's the B word?
Because Pat McAfee was like this white bitch you know Caitlin but not in a bad way.
It's all in context.
Yeah.
He was saying a good thing.
So if you want to play that clip.
This one here? Yeah.
I'm sorry, is that a small person in the middle?
No.
She's from Abbott Elements.
Go ahead and enjoy women's sports like you would any other sports because they are sports.
Except you Harrison Bucker, we don't need you.
She said Bucker?
At all.
Like ever. She had buck her
Geez I wonder why all their ratings are down
Yeah, it's it's what you just kept making digs at everybody and like saying, you know Then at one point she was talking about like an athlete rolling their ankles
She's like try playing tennis after having a baby and it's like this isn't
All that does for Harrison Buckner, by the way. All that does for Harrison Buckner by the way,
is that was worth for Harrison Buckner,
you know, that was worth probably another
five million dollars in Jersey sales.
Oh, at least, yeah.
Oh, for sure, right?
Like, you know.
Yeah, he's the man.
Yeah, so I mean, that was pretty dumb.
I thought she did a bad job, but.
I didn't even know they were going on.
Usually I watch them, I didn't even know
that was happening. Yeah, I didn't see. I only know did a bad job, but. I didn't know they were going on. Usually I watch them. I didn't know that was happening.
I only know because it's always around my birthday.
But yeah.
So now his birthday is on Saturday?
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
Thanks guys.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Let's shine over it.
I would have done something for you.
No, no, no, no.
What would you have done?
What would you have done?
Because Brandon and I are super good about that.
What would you have done, Brian? Because Brandon and I are super good about that. What would you have done, Brian? What would you have done?
Because me and Brandon are super good at planning birthdays and making everything fun.
Brian just realized he's going to do it, so I fly out tomorrow.
I can't do the show on Wednesday.
Yeah.
Oh, so now we're...
Yeah, there's no show Wednesday.
What?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Yeah.
Gosh.
And you just find out now, right, Jen?
Yes.
I thought the 16th was Wednesday at night.
I don't know why we were higher.
And then I was like, my sister was like, we're leaving Tuesday at 1.30. I was like, no, 16th was Wednesday. I don't know why I'm higher and then I was like my my sister was like
We're leaving Tuesday at 1 30. I was like no we're leaving Wednesday
16th my gosh, okay. Well, okay. We'll figure it out. What else you got?
So with Khalifa guys he got charged with a legal drug possession, let you guess what it was, in Romania, which is a pretty big deal there.
They don't fuck around in Romania.
They don't do that.
What are these guys going to learn, man?
Super Christian, super conservative, zero crime
on the streets in Budapest, zero crime.
Yeah, could face up to 10 years.
You know who's going to get them out?
Trump.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Why is he a fan of-
He got Kodak Black out.
Yeah, but is Wiz Khalifa a fan of Trump Trump just sticks up for these guys. But if he gets convicted he can have ten years. He needs to wait till November yeah I don't know why you'd risk it I don't get it you're addicted to it you know you don't think you're gonna get caught cuz you're flying private and then authorities go in and look at your private jet and you're screwed.
Yeah it says during a performance at a music festival
held in the resort of, I'm not gonna say it,
the accused was found to have possessed
more than 18 grams of cannabis
and have consumed it on stage,
another, and another form of a handmade cigarette.
Here's my thing, why don't you just take a weed pen?
Stop taking the flower.
He'll stop the pen too.
I get it, but you hide the pen better. I think they'll give him a slap on the wrist. I don't think he's gonna get, I don't you just take a weed pen? Stop taking the flower. He'll probably be fine.
I get it, but you hide the pen better.
I think they'll give him a slap on the wrist.
I don't think he's gonna get.
Yeah, hopefully.
They don't, I don't think, yeah, I think it'll be fine.
You'd hope.
Yeah.
Romania is, I wanna go there.
Go there.
No, but remember Brittany Grinus, she did a pen, that didn't work, right?
Yeah, she did a pen, that's why she was in Russia.
Yeah, but that was, that was political, though.
That was political, yeah. Alright. Yeah. Man, she did, that's why she was in Russia. Yeah, but that was political though. That was political, yeah. All right.
Man, she was with the oligarchs and you know, and then.
She is, she is.
Handsome.
She is, she is, like it, she's very masculine.
Yeah man, that's the point.
Wow.
Yeah, deep voice is interesting.
She's 6'11 or something, 6'9?
I don't know.
Giant woman.
So Alec Baldwin's trial was this week, guys,
for the unfortunate murder that happened
on the set of Rust.
Now, it was dismissed.
Yeah, I never understood bringing him up on charges
for this, because I know how movies are made.
And here's the thing, the person,
I always forget the name for what the person is
who's in charge, the armor.
The armor.
They found in other people's belts real live bullets, too
And she just got the gig because of like her dad or her dad had to drop out
Yeah, I would just but again, I'd like to just say this
Hollywood has been very very
They this DEI
diversity equity and inclusion
Has put a great deal of pressure on studios and everybody
else to, to get women and people of color in these positions that require a great deal
of experience, expertise and precision.
And it's not about merit anymore.
It's about what you look like.
And this is what you get some fucking chicken or 20s who doesn't know what she's fucking doing and somebody gets killed.
Wild.
Okay, so fuck off.
So is no one gonna be charged now?
Not even the armor?
She's charged, the armor's in jail.
She should be.
They're trying to get that thrown out, but she should be.
But the prosecution, the clip I saw was attacking Alec
going, it's still your job to check the gun.
And I'm not an actor, but no it's not.
She was sentenced to 18 months in prison.
If I'm Alec Baldwin, I'm assumed that the armor's
doing her job and there's not a real bullet
in my fucking fake gun.
She was just sentenced.
And here's the thing, if you watch the video here too,
like this man, no matter what, for the rest of his life,
is gonna live knowing he accidentally killed someone.
Yeah, it sucks.
It sucks.
And Alec Baldwin is, I'm a fan of Alec Baldwin.
Me too.
He didn't want to kill anybody.
And it's, see, I've defended
him from day one because when
you're an actor and the armorer
or someone gives you the gun and
you are to shoot, you, I mean,
1,000% that is a gun that is,
first of all, they always show
you the gun, so this is my experience. I've shot plenty of all they always show you the gun so this is my experience
I've shot plenty of guns
They show you that the gun is empty then they then they say the gun is loaded the gun is hot
I will hold the gun when when it's when we're ready to go you hold the gun finger off the trigger
When you're ready fire in the hole they say fire in the hole and then and then everybody takes cover and we know we're gonna
Shoot even if it's blanks. And then when you stop, someone,
Mike's man, someone, literally there's a guy comes right,
you don't have time to like mess around,
they come right away and they take it away.
That's exactly right.
So then my question is,
is how did live bullets end up on this set?
Budget cuts and you got this.
It's outrageous.
Budget cuts and I guess between takes
or like mess around, like shooting,
it was an old gun I think that they had been shooting
before this on a fire range. Like battles and stuff because they're bored between shooting. There's no time. I think that they had been shooting before this
Battles and stuff because they're bored between it's outrageous
It's it's so crazy that a gun like that with real bullets that real bullets were even on set is is
Outfucking that's red flag number one. That's when you get when you get somebody inexperienced like this happened to Brandon Lee Bruce Lee, son
Yeah, they thought they were blanks and he had shown the chest.
I think it was like shrapnel from the blanks though.
Yeah. It was like built up and then it hits.
So it acted like a bullet.
I don't know.
We vibing.
I think it was set up.
What else you got?
Last one.
So Conor McGregor drops a bombshell update on the date for Michael Chandler's fight.
There's no date though.
They asked Dana on Pat McVee's like, we hope Counter
Fight's in 2024, but I have nothing lined up. And that's what his bombshell was
saying it will happen in 2024. Not really a bombshell. He's supposed to fight. It'd
be a bombshell if he dropped an actual date. He's 36 years old. Yeah, and if you scroll
down you'll see the tweet between back and forth.
Because Chandler actually, they actually got along here. So Connor tweeted, a 78 year old multiple billionaire
should be on a yacht on the med touring golf courses,
but he's not, he's in Pennsylvania spitting out bullets
running for the love of his country.
Godspeed Donald, God bless the United States.
Chandler followed up goes,
we stand united on this one, Connor Chandler followed up goes, we stand united
on this one, Connor. And then he goes, I talked to Dana today about a new date, all looking good.
24 for sure. That's good. Do you still think he should turn it down and take a title fight?
No. No, he should wait for Connor. Connor fight this year. Yeah, because it sounds like Connor's
ready to go. I feel like that's like a kid waiting for his deadbeat dad with his baseball mitt to
show up on the front porch.
But, Brent, you said it too.
Like if it doesn't happen by this year, then he has to take it.
Yes.
Have you waited this long?
Conor sounds like he's in good spirits.
But give it to this year.
Dana said 2024.
Conor's saying 2024.
Conor knows there's pressure on him to get it done this year.
It's going to happen.
Because also, Islam doesn't want to fight.
He's like, nah, it ain't happening.
Yeah, he knows, that's a bad look.
He's like, no, no, no.
You won one of your last four, it ain't happening.
So that's not even an option,
so you're just gonna fight some random killer?
No, you wait for Connor.
What's two weeks?
I'm sorry, two months, three months from now.
Dirty kids?
Yo, hold on.
It's a couple small ones.
I thought it was pretty shocking.
I didn't realize this, but John Jones
and Conor McGregor are the same age.
I didn't either.
36.
That's interesting.
This from Combat Talk.
Weird.
I didn't know that.
Crazy, right?
But John Jones has been in USC forever
when he was like a young dude.
Youngest champion ever. Youngest champ ever.
Yep.
But that was shocking to me when I saw that.
And then this also was shocking to me.
Nice.
Alex Behit.
That's why he's trying to go for all these crazy fights.
He's trying to make the most money possible,
because he knows Father Time's not on his side.
So he's like, yep, give me John.
Give me this guy.
I'll fight here, because he knows.
Smart.
Yeah, so he's the oldest active UFC champion apparently at 37 potato
37 not young no had a whole career before this in glory. It's wild
Doesn't it matter how much damage you take though? You know you wonder how much damage you actually took and glory
Yeah, a ton. Yeah, you're not getting out of those on skates
Yeah, you're not your boy fight. Yeah, I mean, yeah a lot of knockouts. I mean highest level
He was so good. I wonder he was good. Yeah. Yeah, but you take punishment man
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You're taking a little vacation.
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I'm sure you bring some weed.
You're going to Turkey?
Going to Turkey.
I've been there three times.
That'll be my fourth.
Are you doing the thing or no?
I'm doing the baths.
Oh, you're gonna do the Turkey head scalp thing.
I'll do the, no, no, I'm not doing that.
Oh, that's why you would go. No, I'm not doing that. So your family take a
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