The Fighter & The Kid - Trump Threats, Khamzat Drama & Sydney Sweeney | TFATK Ep. 1184

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, and Nick Simmons break down one of the wildest The Fighter and The Kid episodes yet, covering everything from the Trump White House assassination scare and political violence debate to Jimmy Kimmel backlash, Khamzat Chimaev’s ties to Ramzan Kadyrov, and the rise of internet conspiracy culture.The guys also dive into Schaub’s brutal commercial shoot stories, comedy bombing, online hate, and why today’s nonstop media narratives may be pushing people too far. Plus: Sydney Sweeney, Hollywood weirdness, and Schaub’s take on why modern culture keeps getting stranger.This episode hits politics, UFC, comedy, celebrity culture, and viral news. If you’re into Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, UFC news, Trump controversy, Khamzat Chimaev updates, comedy podcasts, and pop culture debates, this one’s loaded.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatk1800Flowers.com - Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me, don't wait. To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit http://1800flowers.com/tftk. That’s http://1800flowers.com/tftk. http://1800flowers.com/tftkGood Chop - Go to https://goodchop.com/podcast and use code 50fighter to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order. That's $50 off plus free shipping at https://goodchop.com/podcast, code 50fighterQuince - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's http://quince.com/fighterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. And I wanted to say after 13 years, I come here, and it doesn't. Sometimes I just am looking forward to shooting the shit. Oh, good, pal. Sitting down with, you know, just guys talking. Coming here with a thick head of hair? What's going on here?

By the way. Hey, I didn't want to say anything because I don't want to take the wind out of your sales. Yeah. You look thinner. Okay. Now, you might be. No, no, that's fine. No, hold on.

No, but in my head, I'm like, hey, maybe you just put on, like, No, no, daddy's lost some weight. They'll have you? Daddy lost five pounds. Yeah, I was gonna say he looks thinner. Real pounds because daddy. She down to like 155? I was sick.

He's sick sick for three weeks. That makes sense. And eating a meal a day wasn't hungry, sweating through my sheets. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me? That makes sense. I was like, I just haven't seen him in a while. And I talked to Nick who's way younger. And Nick's like, dude, I'm still sick.

And I was like, oh, you have the same shit I do. A couple guys from my gym. Same thing. They're laid up. Well, because you gave it to them. Huh? Yeah, you gave it to them. I wasn't even there.

Oh, no? This is the first day back. But you have lost weight, right? I'm not crazy? Five, six, seven pounds. Which is like 20 pounds by normal. Correct. Yeah.

You down to 155? I'm 169. Really? Chin's siggy poo too. Yeah, bro, are you having, when you had the sickness? Was it like a stomach bug as well? Fuck, yeah. Throwing up.

That is correct. I wasn't thrown up. I was just shit. You know what's interesting about that? If you don't have it, you don't give a fuck, right? Yeah. Yeah. because I don't care.

I know, but you got to be a little bit sympathetic. I know, you would think, right? Say something sympathetic. No, it's kind of, you know, like when your wife's sick, you're like, ooh, you're annoying. But when you're sick. Yeah, I guess we have shut things. Dude, I'm sick. I'm, I'm such a pussy.

Somebody else is sick. You're like, I don't give her. See, my wife is not the most nurturing. And she, this is what's incredible about my wife. And nothing. It could be, everything could be going crazy. And the woman will just, you know what? She does, she prays.

She'll look at me and go, the other day, I was like this. She goes, why don't you ever talk to the, just, why don't you ever talk to God? I was like, oh, I have shit to do. But she's right. She's kind of right. I do both. I do both. That's good.

You're godless and that's okay. I'm not godless. You are a little bit. No, I'm not. You forget to talk to God, right? Because he has so many fires to put out. You think he's like, what? Look, all I'm saying is.

You know what I'm saying? He's like, wait, what? Oh, he's omnipotent. Part of faith is to do. I know exactly what you're saying. Part of faith is to take a minute and give it up, but I understand. Yeah, yeah, you get to work. And God's like, there you go.

I gave you the power of hard work. Get it done. Well, that's something I've been wrestling with. The idea of like, like, a lot of it's procrastination. If you have a problem, if you can create your way out of the problem, it's like, go over here. You can pray. You're a serial procrastinator. You should pray.

And then just start working on this. Or just get to work and pray it works out afterwards. Get to work. Yeah. Yeah. Pray afterwards? Yeah, man. Get to work.

Get the work done. And then if you want to wind down and pray. You're a bit of a, you're a pagan and that's okay. No, God's like, what? Get to work, dude. Let me see, do the work and then maybe I'll nudge you and help you out. Pagan shop. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah. He didn't have time. He's going to die and God's going to be like, hey, bro. Can't let you in. You could have said a couple things. Nice to meet you. But now you want it. And Brett is going to be like.

I was so, but busy doing what? True, true. And I'm, I feel that way too. He's gonna be like, it's like that expression. He'll have that, your whole life on, on one piece of paper with that same expression your dad used to get when you get report called. Like, what the fuck is this? Oh, dude, I thought of you because I was on set all last week shooting a commercial.

I was there from. I get a text from him. Dude, don't bother me. I'm on my way to L.A. I'm doing a commercial. I'm an actor. I'm like this mother. Dude, I was on set from.

seven to six barrel of laughs ain't it you want to i thought about yeah and i would i'll be in the commercial maybe 30 seconds correct what's the commercial i don't know if i can say big commercial big commercial money okay i mean the easiest job i've ever had it's a huge production but now now you're like weird i was chilling you're you'll wait around all day chilling what did you have to do was there any acting involved oh yeah okay acting in line but it was like still chilling. Yeah. Dude, I did a Nathan's hot dog commercial one time.

And there was actual hot dogs on set, obviously. And every time I had to deliver my lines, it was, I was shirtless in New York City. And I was with a Hasidic Jewish man who had to back 97,000 years old. And all he had to do is he had to say his line. Well, I would eat a hot dog. He would say his line. We're done. Yeah.

This guy got his line. 12. wrong. I ate 12 cold hot dogs and I had to grab them and be like, you need to get this right because I cannot. I haven't, I've been disgusted by hot dogs for a long time after that. I did a commercial where the girl had to slap me and she was very pretty. And when I tell you she was slapping me, she was hauling off and it was power slap day. Multiple takes. And I, probably 10. Here's what I started doing though. I just

I would take it and I would just go with it. And I was kind of fine. I was kind of fine. I would just roll it. But it was a motherfucker for all that was. Don't show it. Don't show it. No, it's the worst acting. Please let's watch this. Let's see it.

I can't watch. That's it, Chin. How do you think I feel? I got a whole fucking guy. That's the old guy? Yeah. He was more Jewish in my head. You got the flat top going. Yeah. This is so cringy.

Ken? What's simple? There's a lot of pebbles around me. What do you believe? I believe the deep of things. I think that we can all do different things and still get along. That was 13 things. How long goes?

You look young. You had some edema. You were holding some water in the old face and face. Yeah, I'd put a shirt on after a while. I was like, this guy's killing me. How about this? How about this? How are still training?

you tell me about God. You're good. What are you talking about? That's so cringes. You're great. Fat body then. Yeah, but you're good. You're not bad.

You were bulking there. I was a huge bulk. You're not bad. It's not bad. It's a good job. I can't watch myself. It's terrible. I can't watch myself do anything.

Not my favorite commercial, but I'm glad you're in it. God, dog. You mean you don't have a craving for Nathan's hot dogs? as I do. Oh, I want to eat 12 contours. Just making an old dude chatting about, I could watch myself do stand-up, I can't watch myself out.

With Delia, I'm at Sylvester Stallone's house with Bill Burr, Dolf London, Al Pacino, Sugar Ray Leonard, Michael Strand, I mean, name it, right?

We're all watching the fights. I know, we're all watching all these things. And it's like star-studded and a Toyota commercial comes on because we're waiting to watch the fights. And Delia, And it just goes, oh, I want to buy a toilet or not so bad.

Did those guys laugh? Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. Yeah, he's great. Can you watch yourself act? No, I hate everything I do. No, all that sucks. I can't. Even editing is special for me.

I'm like, oh, my God. You know when you send me the clips on the podcast? I'm like, I fucking hate this guy. Do you? Yeah. I don't mind watching my, like, if I'm doing stand-up because I could watch it from a critical, I like to re-watch it from a critical place. Like, I'll watch it as an audience member and try and see, like, I'll re-

watching back, oh, I could have done this different. I could have done this different. But when I'm acting, I'm just a bad actor. Dude, it's not really what we do. People make videos on my special and how it's shitty it is. And I'm like, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, hey, fuckface. You, I love how they think I don't say that about myself.

Like, oh, oh, are you telling me you don't like my special? Join the fucking club, you loser. I feel the same way, but worse. Did he set you the clip? no he just texted me no he texted me i was like i was like jesus i'm just a comet i'm pretty good at comedy and people are like we hate you but there's so many people i'm like you're fucking die you piece of shit i'm like really really fucking first of all again i'm way more critical so you're not saying anything go fuck yourself but also like everything else comes to something

you've said in a mirror at some point but what exactly i'm like oh yeah oh look oh look you're just you seem pretty heated about that yeah yeah yeah Which encourages them to make more. He texts me and he goes, I made the mistake of looking at my own. Oh, Brian? Yeah, he sent me the same thing. I was like, oh, buddy, don't. Don't go down that rabbit.

People are such shitheads. Yeah, if you're looking for it. To everybody, too. Yeah. If you're looking for a positive, no, that ain't. Yeah, I mean, anybody who's trying out there. But, but what's this deal with coming after comics? Like, you sit around thinking of ways to make people laugh.

And apparently you're the worst person in the world. I actually find so many of the things that people say so funny. Like the fact that some people... If it's not about you. But also sometimes it is fun. No, about me. Yeah, sometimes it's funny. Like they're like, they say I have size seven women's shoes.

Yeah, it's funny. And they said that they, and in all fairs, these are tall chairs. My feet. Yeah. And I'm, I'm not in the NBA. That's why I do stand up. That's why my feet don't touch the floor. It's hilarious.

But it's funny as fuck. Sometimes they're good. It's really good. I've seen some... Like Michael Chandler's wife bought him a, a penalty. It's black. The first comic goes, even the Bentley's black.

Because he's, you know, he fucking adoptful black. It's so funny, dude. People are good. Some people are just hateful. And you're like, well, some are, some are mean. And then, like, but even the community is like, all right, that's, yeah. Dude, the funny ones are fucking fun. Yeah.

No commenters are going to say something meaner than things that New York comics already say to each other. Or to themselves. Like, my friends, we still, like, wait for each. If one of my friends is bombing, we would, all get in the room. We would all get in the room and watch. Do you ever hear Kevin Hart? He'd be doing like a joke and he just and Patrice and Neil would just go, eh. Or he threw a, he threw the phone book at him, goes, read this. If you got it in your material on stage, he's all fuck.

Dude, when it's coming from that, that's, that's fine. One of my favorite, because I was, I used to drive home Eagle and this other comic after shows in Times Square when we first started. And we We just, and at nighttime in Times Square, the rooms were a hood as fuck. And I remember one night just going up. And you know when you're bombing so hard, you could actually feel the beat of sweat going down the bomb sweat? It was one of those. And I'm like, and I was bombing so hard. It's like two years into comedy.

I'm eating a fucking dick. And then I hear laughing from the back and I'm like, oh, I must have got them with that one. And then I realize it's my friends who are enjoying watching me bomb. And I go, oh, those are not good laughs. So I have to drive them back. and it's just, we're just sitting, I'm driving and it's just really quiet. And Ego goes,

it feels like the room when Nick was on stage. I did the Friars Club and I met Mastros with Frank Rillo, Gavin O'Connor, who did the accountant, directed, all the accountants and Miracle and all those movies and Warrior. And then I had the buddy and then another dude. And I have to go early.

I go, here's my credit card. I got to go early. And these pieces of shit, like literally we're going to buy ties in the, window. They put all of it on my credit card. It was like $1,000. And then I fucking asshole. And then they come and I, and I, and I look at the crowd. I'm like, hmm, this is not going to go my way. And I go, watch this, boys. I'm going to do 45 minutes on just birds, on just bird comedy. You still do. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And I did that. And when I tell you, you could hear the, the tinge,

but they died. Dying. Dying. Because. Which all that. You were just watching. I was fucking doing every joke hard and acting like he was going to crush. And then Red Buttons, remember Red Buttons? No. Famous coming in. Sid Caesar,

he was in that whole group. He came up to me and goes, hey kid, you got a lot of potential. You are so imaginative and so gutsy. And I loved you. He was, red buttons was huge.

What a black and white picture. Huge comic back in the day. Sid Caesar was incredible. He died at 91. Oh, Sid Caesar was amazing. He wasn't there. It was Red Buttons and some other really famous old school comics. Was that your worst bomb you ever had?

Yeah, I mean, it's not even a bomb. I don't get, yeah, that guy. He was great. Famous, famous, famous. What a great name, Red Buttons and Red Hair. Famous comic. Famous comic. As big as it got back in the day. I never seen this guy.

Oh, he was, he's an icon, dude. Hilarious. Yeah, a long time ago. Look at him. There's a guy giving Brian advice. Yeah, but he's a legit. He's a legit, though. I know.

legit legend but you know dude how about the guy trying to freaking take out trump how about that you see it it's so bizarre you see his manifesto yeah seem like a normal dude that's what's scary like it seemed like a normal dude who and he's smart went to caltech if you know anything about caltech it's fucking impossible to get in there unless you're Asian and so he's at caltech crush in doing his thing and he was a teacher he was like teacher the year and then he just the problem with this is when smart guy like this who gets compromised by all the the rhetoric and all the bullshit. Yeah. That's what's scary.

It's like even the smart guy can get compromised. It's not good, dude. It's such a, it's such a. Did you see his manifesto when he's talking about because he got to the hotel a day early? He came a day early and he was talking about how easy it was to sneak everything in. Yeah. And even he was like, man, shotgun.

Whoever our next leader is, hopefully they tighten up security because this is too easy. Yeah. So you know, Dana White is just like whatever happens to me happens to me. Do you see Dana his reaction? Because Dana was there. He was. Dana didn't duck. Dana goes,

Danny goes, that was awesome. Well, that's like Trump. You ever see Trump? Trump's looking at Melania. It's like this. And the caption says,

he's like this. Trump's like this. And it just says, first time. You know, it's kind of crazy to think about, too. And I don't know if it's just a me thing. Did you see first they pulled out

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They pulled their wives out. But no, like, Cheryl Hines was running, like, 10 feet behind RFK. That has to be an argument when you get home. Yeah, because Pete Higgs at the first thing he did was cover both the women at the table with his body. And Stephen Miller, I'm not a fan of, grabbed his pregnant wife and it was on her the whole time. But some of them didn't pull, and there's no way you get home and just go, So that was weird, right? So JFK really was ahead of Cheryl Hines?

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Maybe, maybe if you're. When we got home, I told my wife, I'm like, is not not a huge red flag? Unless you're running to the cops. No, no, no. You said he was running to get help. Oh. Imagine screaming help in front of your wife. You are the help.

Oh, that's brutal. Yeah, it's weird. And then I post something like weird times we live in with the people like, yeah, too bad he missed. You're like, that's the problem. You know, it's also crazy? That's the problem. You're the problem. We're at the point now where this happens and you go, and like that night that happened,

I was like, I got to get to bed. Like the fact that it's not as big of a thing right now that. Dude, it's normalcy. But the media has to call it out for what it is. It's left-wing violence. Yeah, but that's never going to happen, brought. The other problem is, is like, and then this narrative, oh, it's staged. So let me get this straight.

So the Republicans found a guy who's a communist supporter and donated to her, and he's far on the left, and he had a job. Caltech educated. They paid him to ruin his life? Yeah. Does that make any fucking sense? This is what you got constantly. This is all this conspiracy.

It's not good. It's my problem with conspiracy. It's not good. No. You guys want to watch this one? It's kind of entertaining. Sure. None of this seems real.

Like, I don't know. You've probably heard by now, a suspect armed with knives and guns tried to storm the White House correspondent's dinner tonight. Guy's name was Cole Allen, and he was very quickly neutralized by security. But then people online started to do a little bit of noticing. I was to read. Yeah. I don't know about you, but it's starting to look like one big show, beginning with what Caroline Levitt said right before the start of the event. It'll be funny. It'll be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight at the road.

That sounds bad until you realize that there's comedians that go on and roast. Yeah, she's, this guy's, that's a big, that is a big reach. The way is Trump's first time attending the White House Correspondence dinner as president and CNN ran this article a few hours. hours before saying to expect the unexpected. Within an hour of the incident, Trump tweets out a video of the shooter running through the event. Even though still, for some reason, we can't get any moving pictures of Tyler Robinson. Then it turns out the shooter, Cole Allen, worked at NASA's jet propulsion laboratory. Very interesting timing given all the UFO stories. So cue the conspiracy theories on this one. And then there were the reactions, starting with Erica Kirk.

being Erica Kirk. Well, she probably has PST. PTSD. PSTP. Yeah, you think she's got PTSD. She looks very upset here. Way more upset than when her husband that we got Dana White. That sucks.

Get this guy off. Yeah, just don't give me any energy. It's so dumb. So dumb. Don't give this guy anything. Dana White's the only one that was actually interesting. There's a dude eating too, like salad. Do you see him? The old were guys, comes in with guns.

and they were screaming, get down. I didn't get down. It was fucking awesome. It looked, it took every minute of it ended. Such a bro take. Dana White's been seeing all the hate that the White House cards again, he's like, just take me out.

Get rid of me. Yeah, it's all, it's this narrative of, oh, it's staged or, you know, it's just so stupid. It doesn't make you worry about. You're like, fuck. Makes you worried about the White House card. No, I'm not worried about that card.

No? No. That's security to be so. They got to beef it up after that. The most powerful people in the world at one location, any of professional fighters, you're not going to be able to get close to that. They're going to mark off the roads and shit. It's getting,

where they're going to have issues is outside of it, where they're given 85,000 tickets. The only thing that's been funny to me is like the Trump is pressing, we need a ballroom now, and then I'm seeing grown men online fight about a ballroom. And it's just so lame to me. He's like,

That's why we need a ballroom at the White House, so we don't have to do it there. You're like, K. Yeah. So everything is, everything is a conspiracy theory. And most of it is people who actually don't know how disorganized most things really are.

Or the fact that human beings disagree all the time. It's like, okay. I saw a guy online say, you're not going to, you libs aren't going to stop us. I'm getting this ballroom. And I was like,

all that gay. That's all of it's gay, right? Yeah. One thing we better get is that ballroom. Yeah, your alpha males. That's what our taxes are going to pay for it. the fuck yeah what would you grow up in the town dirty dancing from why do you need dancing so

fucking bad did you grow up in the town dirty dancing where are we going to dirty dance you i'm surprised the left and the right art like whoa whoa three attempts in his time here this is not good with on left or right this is not good man but but what do you expect when the leaders of the left are essentially constantly calling for someone to yeah but you see what jimmy kimmel said what the millennia of trump uh but you see what i'm gonna i'm This is like three days ago. He goes, yeah, because she's sitting there all serious. She's like, that's a face of, go to a chin.

It's bad. But Jimmy, Kimmel and all of them bear some responsibility for the way they speak. You know, these guys who don't understand anything about violence are calling for violence all the time. And the one thing I'd say is people who are calling for a revolution, you don't, you won't be able to control where that violence goes. Yeah, if you keep on telling people. He goes, that's a face of an expected, expectant. widow. Jesus.

This is two days ago. What an asshole. If you keep on telling people that people are fascists and they're Hitler and you're watching the rise of the Nazis, if you keep on telling someone that over and over and over again, there's some people that are going to believe that and they're going to think, I have to do the right thing. Especially also this guy that was a Caltech teacher. What an asshole thing for Kimmel to say?

Fuck off. How crazy is that? Fuck off, dude. And I don't mind Kim. When I get, like that's not a joke. It's not a joke, bro. I like a joke,

but that, that to me is not funny. Man, it's bad. Yeah, he's a shithead. Like, I'm sorry, but that's a bitch thing to say,

you know? Was that at the dinner? That was at the dinner, right? No. And then he made the joke about Stephen Miller. He puts the cyst that racist. There's no way. There's,

go down chin? What? Says, by the way, we have no fortune event that our president has a medical mercy tonight. Do we have a doctor in the house? Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, do we have Jesus in the house? I always confuse them. Man.

I can't tell if that was at the correspondent or not. Go up, Jen? No, it's probably during a show. Yeah, this is his open monologue at the show. Oh, okay. They show Millennia Trump. Melania Trump? Yeah, he's really low class, man. I wouldn't do that about somebody I didn't like as a president. I wouldn't say that about Kamala Harris. in these times.

You just saw Charlie Kirk get taken out. No, it's terrible. And there's a lot of bullshit conspiracy around that, too. Where, like, you know, it's just bad, man. Oh, wait, says Kimmel speaking during the mock version. Oh, this is a mock version of the annual dinner, two nights before the official event, delivered a series of jokes. It also comes from the, from MAGA, too.

It also comes from, like, the right and the left. There's a lot of this death shit going on between the two, you know? Oh, really? Someone on the right that's tried to assess that shit down. Well, I'm saying that, like, Marjorie Taylor Green when she went, she basically went on odds to Trump. Her kids started getting death threats from people over there. So, you know, all of the-

That's a big stretch between what we're dealing with in the public. Oh, I agree. I agree. I agree. I totally- fucking tomatoes. No, I agree. That's insane.

The left is fucking 100%. This is left-wing violence. That's not being called out for what it is. It's the only violence. It's the only violence. It's the last time the right side attempted assassination. It's, it's, or encourage the talk of it. or celebrate that Jimmy Kimmel says stuff like that.

And I think a lot of it, well, I think the more you understand violence, that's apt to actually do it. When you live in a city. Oh, no, all these, like, look at the kid and the other shooter. Like, they're all super soft. Yeah, has Kimmel ever been punched in the face? It's all bitches. Like, you've never seen a tough guy where,

a guy that you'd want in your foxhole attempting any of this. No, I'm sorry, but even like, even putting on some boxing gloves or getting choked out, you get a real sense of like what violence is you tend to have more respect for no you won't find softer be like the the no king's protest buddy well americans ain't nobody ain't nobody on t rt in that audience no you know you also tell who's been punch in the face before and who hasn't yeah punch in the face good at some point in your childhood what you want about it but it really teaches like i don't like this when you extrapolate too with people who've been in war guys who are like you know done the up close some personal shit like Andy Stumpf and stuff.

When they talk, when people say that, we need a violent overthrow, they'll look at you and be like, I've seen what happens to societies that way. You know what happens? You don't have control. The people that are willing to do the worst things possible, they get the monopoly on violence.

And you get these warlords that take over. So you're not going to have any control. You have no idea what your ridiculous idea of a revolution is going to spin into something horrible. And you're going to be somebody's slave, I'm trying to think where I was at I saw on TV Oh I was at fucking after Tiger's game

I was at some barbecue joint in Taylor Texas I see on the T's breaking news Attempted assassination I'm like what the fuck is going on yet What the world are we living in man If people think that it's going to get overthrothed Now we're going to have equality for all And they're so dumb

Healthcare They're so dumb And we're going to share all the No It's not how it works No Never it does Dominance hierarchies happen in whether it's in a communist country or a capitalist country.

My thing is that to your point, the amount of left-wing violence is just irresponsible because nobody's calling it out for what it is. And it's being fostered by people at the top of that party. That take no accountability. And celebrities, you know? Yeah, who don't suffer from any of it. None of it. None of it. None of it. All this virtue signaling.

The main thing I always notice is when people are calling for things like, you know, Gavin Newsom's wife was talking about that. You don't make any sacrifices. None. I love that you're trying to educate your boys to be feminist or whatever that is. You don't pay a price for anything. You don't, you just virtue signal. And there's, you know, one of the social sins is worship without sacrifice, right? I'm spiritual.

The idea behind being spiritual is that God just watched over me, but you don't sacrifice anything. The whole point, like say with Christianity, is that the reason you tithe, you give is because there's a sacrifice there. You give to people that, even if you don't have a lot of money, you give to the church, you give to the needy because that's your way of sacrificing. You're putting your money where your mouth is. Well, those spiritual people, it's always me at the center of it. It's always me, me, me, just like the manifesting people and this and that.

All that shit. It's all just like, how could I make, this is all about me. It's so easy to do. All that's disgusting. Yeah. what else you get to carderadets oh this is kind of just silly

but this is uh Hamzat getting knocked out by a 16 year old kid oof that's not good no but you'll know why is this is he related to Kadirav? Yeah Ramzan Kadir of son

Kadir of how he's been in him the son of Kadirav did you ever shoot the wrestling video with them oh man it's awkward it's sad because if Kamsat does anything his family dies yeah so he's kind of you know, just flowing a little bit.

I don't, there was a time where it was speculated that he actually didn't want to fight anymore, but the leader was like, you're going to. And you don't have an option. Yeah, Kadeirov is not exactly a nice guy. So Hamzot was just pretending there to make the sudden. I mean, pretty much. He's a Dubai resident now, right?

Isn't he a citizen? Who comes on. I think he got citizenship at the UAE. I think his family's still in Chichny, right? I don't think so. They were in Sweden. Were they? Yeah, he came from Sweden.

but he's Chicheney He trained out of Sweden, right? He was at the Swedish dressing team Cheney, I believe He was a refugee, I believe. He was a refugee Cheny came to Sweden and now is a citizen of the UAE

which is a big deal. So he doesn't have to have a war criminal or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So he's in Sweden? That's a big deal. And never was a citizen of Sweden.

So he was... He just trained out of there, right? Yeah. Born in Russia, formerly based in Sweden. Is that a video of Dela? Abu Dhabi and Newport, California.

So when they say Russia, you were born in Chechnya. What's that first video after the Facebook one? Good job. Let's take a little break. Me? Let's take you a little break, man.

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Do it. I'm starving. Have you ever seen what the Russians did to Grozny? Yeah. Me and Brian both know her. Oh, you know this girl? That's my good friend of mine. Oh, so she's one that's claiming that Will Smith is absolutely gay. Wait, let me go back to, I want to show you kind of like go to Grosny, the capital of Chechnya, where he's from.

Take a look at Grosnia before Russian. Russian bombing and after Russian bombing. Take a look at this. This was in, I think, the early 2000s. Yeah. Chesnia. Rosni. Four?

Yeah. Images. Hold on. We're looking for that, Jim. I might take a hot second. Nick, have you, do you watch the show from at all? No, what's that? I've been watching Euphoria, baby.

Oh, you're not, you can't watch Euphoria. My wife. Sidney's Sweeney got them Sutter puppies out? Look at that. She's the only fans? This episode was the first one where I went, this is fucking crazy.

You're rocked up. No, no, no. It gets crazy. Like, it took a whole turn that the show has never returned before. Hold on. Fuck, Rosny. What are you talking about? It's so funny.

Sydney, Sweeney's tits. I'm like, I was trying to. At this point, I've seen Sydney Sweeney's tits more a year than I see my dad. Why, what do you?

I've never seen him. Where is this? It's on the show Euphoria. Oh, yeah. Is she an only fans model on there? Yeah, well, she starts to an only fans because she wants to like pay for the wedding. Oh. And like married?

Yeah. So the guy that Jacob already plays. Now, Sydney Sweetie's with that. And she does weird shit. But her real boyfriend is that scooter bra now. Really? Yeah. They're at Coachella, not stagecoach.

And she's on his shoulders just with her tits out singing. I've seen her tits at this point so many times that if if she committed a crime with a mask and her tits out, that was Sydney Sweeney. And they're real. Is that the point where I'm not even like phased by them? Take it easy. No, you see them too much at a certain point. Scooter Brought.

He's also her bandager. Mm-hmm. Is that the dude that had beef with Taylor Swift? He owned Taylor Swift music. He owned all her music. It was brilliant. And then she wanted to buy him back. You made all this money.

Look, if you show Sidney-Uphoria dog. Euphoria dog? Yeah. Smart guy, Scooter Bron. before you a dog she's a dog suit this one yeah

people make money doing this think about what you're saying what you're actually saying how much is a good doggy in the window she's actually such a good actress

so you for sale no no but what you're saying ah this is not the actual scene maybe just pictures oh lordy oh it's so much

crazier but the season can you binge the whole season? No, they drop it every Sunday. Yeah, so you have time to watch From. Yeah? It's five seasons. What is from?

From's like a, I guess you label it horror. That's her right there. Jesus, crime. I appreciate it. I mean, she's our modern day, Marilyn Monroe. That's actually a good way to put it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's how you know the woke movement's over is like fatties and ugly trolls. Like Sidney's Swinney's blown that, blown it. up. Like when she did that American Eagle commercial, the American jeans are where the fuck it was. Dude, it's over. Faties beat it. There's also a Zempic now too. So they're, you know, oh my God. Hey, bro. Yeah. Do you feel like there's that like with all the GOPs, it's almost like no excuse to be, I mean, unless you can't afford it. Obviously, we're one of those people, but if you have the money, there's that means that says, oh, honey, you're not ugly. You're just broke. Yeah. Yeah. Where it's just like, if you could afford a GLP, there's almost no reason to be. And GOPs are so

cheap at this point. Yeah, if you know where to get them. Yeah, if you know where to get them. You get a year's worth for like $300. Really? Yeah. You have no reason to be fat anymore. What's this lady saying? You'll see. Smith is gay, okay? He's gay. He's always been gay. I lived in Hollywood for a decade. My boss was his agent at CIA for eight years. It would help him shuffle men in and out of their mansions. Even Jada Pagan Smith don't even live. They haven't even ever lived in the same bedroom. She is his, what's it called, lavender wife or whatever, to seem normal so they can seem like the All-American family. But in reality, Will Smith is gay and always has been.

I hate Hollywood and I don't even like celebrities. I don't give shit about any of that stuff. But I'm just so sick of seeing this story of like, oh, she's this big cheater, even though she's absolutely insufferable. That's just so you guys will talk about them. That's why their whole family is weird and it doesn't know what gender they are. Because the dad shuffles men in and out of their home all the time. It's not all on him. She's... willingly married to a gay man. And that's fine. I love gay people, but it makes me feel as weird that they're pretending that.

It grosses me out and it's annoying, but he's gay. That's the whole thing. I know that he is gay for sure. I'm not saying that because I read an article. I'm saying it. She did work for her. And they fired her because she was a conservative. They found out she was sympathetic to Trump.

I mean, I believe what she's saying. Huh? I believe what you're saying. The fact that Will Smith knew that his son's friend was banging his wife. And his wife is in love with Tupac. Yeah, everyone know. There's other guys that, they're gay as shit.

Oh, there's one that you told me that to this day haunts me. Story I told him? He came from me. Did it? If people ever figured that one out, that one's crazy. I'm surprised he didn't come out.

I guess he doesn't need more fame or movies, but I'm surprised he doesn't just come out with it, especially during the whole like woke movement. He would have got so celebrated for about a year. Well, he's already huge. You don't even need to do anything. Just keep on rocking and rolling. Yeah, that's what he's doing.

Yeah, people are. But yeah, Will Smith, that's been, you know, when you move to LA, like, you find, you're going to get a parking ticket and you find out Ellen DeGeneres is an asshole. Someone's going to share your Ellen story. And then you're also going to get a Will Smith case. But I wonder, maybe is he, is he, I wonder if he's, well, if he's both, like if he's by or if he's, you know,

I don't know. I mean, he's been married to. for a long time. How do you stay married somebody that long under the same roof? Because you fuck other people and it's good for business. Why is it so hard for you to figure out? For that long? Yeah, he can be living with a man and then do men in black

three. Well, she's been saying forever that Will Smith is not her man. Yes. You know, like that Tupac was her guy. And Will is just like, what are you going to do about it? Like Ching Googled is Will Smith bisexual? This is how we can be like,

yes, he has admitted to that. Maybe today it breaks. I still am a little bit skeptical. That's because he's what as fuck. Dude, he's gay as all get out. We don't really know, right? We don't have any actual.

It's also a really gay to slap a man. I mean, oh, that's the gay. John Travolta is 100% gay. Oh, so you believe John Travolta, but not Will Smith?

He's kept it kind of under wraps. Yeah, there's a bunch of, no, he hasn't. Wolverine? It wasn't the, well, not any more.

Didn't he, I don't know if I'm getting this from, because I remember, Patrice talked about it one time, but they were like, he got sued for trying to jerk off some dude. Travolta? Yeah. And he was pushing his asshole open, like a saloon door is the way they put it for the guy.

And the guy kept on saying no. And he was like, come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I knew. Touched. Come on. Come on.

I had a friend. I had a friend. I had a friend. It was a big kind of handsome guy who said to me, this is so long ago. He goes, he goes, hey bro, he goes, you want to hear a story? I go what?

He goes, I got hit on by John Travolta when I was in the shower. I go, what do you mean? He goes, I'm at the fucking gym showering up, and he just, he walks by and he comes back and he goes, I know you from somewhere. And he's like, oh, yeah.

And if you know, my friend, he's super, he was D1 football player, really muscular. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, probably yeah. And he goes, where do I know you from? And then after he came out, he started talking to him. And he's just like, like, yeah.

And he goes, hey, this guy's fucking gay. Yeah. But there are so many stories about it. Yeah. I think it's under wraps. I get a Will Smith story for you off here. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you've heard this story. You certainly do, actually. You don't want to break some news? Nope. No, I don't, I don't, uh, that's not what I do. You don't kiss and tell. How big was it?

How long did you guys date? Huge cock. Huge? Yeah. Yeah. He kept saying, welcome to Miami. We're in LA What else you got to?

All right, this is a Karma This is still this Electric bike for someone This is so funny And then this car is falling And to try to track him down He's thick

He's gonna crash for sure Yeah He's not ready for this life Oh my god I'm ready for this life Dude That guy's running after him right now Oh my God

No That guy's running after him. They're crying. It's frying. This one said, God said, hold on, I got this. I'm going to knock him off the bike. I think that's illegal. I think you get serious trouble for that, actually.

Oh, oh, he ate shit. Scorpion. Boom. Full scorpion. And that guy had nothing to do with it. He just hit the, look at his back. My guess is, he hasn't been doing a lot of back flexibility work. That's a crash.

Does he stay down? That's a level. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. He's out. They knocked him out. I would just take the bike and leave him there. His body's not built to do that.

I mean, no one's is, but not with that body. This guy just stole his butt. He's like Debo. That guys make a lot of good choices. How did he not see that? IBSC is probably stressed about him catching up. Just stressed. He's also fat riding a bike.

He's going to run out of scene. That's why he wants, well, it's an electric bike though. That's why his fat ass wanted it. He's probably like, oh, thank God I got away with that,

but still kind of stress. I know that they're on his tail. You boom. That's a good fall right. Boom. Dude, his neck so sore today. Yeah,

things, his back is not doing well. This is the worst thing about me deep down, but there's, something funny about fat people falling. Oh, the best. There's just something really. I know it's wrong of me. Oh, the best. But it's so funny to watch that. That are real tall people. Well, my, my favorite, my fucking favorite. You saw one Biamma full the other day? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite is the woman on the beach trying to videotape or take pictures of the couple getting married and all three are,

have you seen it obese? Bring that up, please. We brought the, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude. She had one job. and she can't get up. She keeps falling. At the most important moment. She keeps falling. It was her job to take the picture and she just keeps fucking eating shit. Fat people falling is so funny. It's so wrong. Oh no, but this is like.

You had one job. You had one job. There it is. I mean, they're all chunky. Watch her. They're like, you got it, right? She's like, I got you, dog. She's like, oh, God.

Now watch. Now watch this. So, watch. so she's supposed to capture this moment so I just hold that shot hold that thought hold that thought hold on I got you look they have to redo it they're like right you ready she's like I'm ready

I'm ready I'm ready move miss that is Eddie Hall it's so funny dude oh my God I'd love to see the video oh I know one

job what else you got Jinsster my day so satisfying the guy eating shit after stealing the bike? What do you guys think about this? This is after that one of those WrestleMania things and then someone was trying to take a picture of

Sam Punk's girl. I guess like just capturing a nice moment and then you'll see. Why just that guy? What was the guy trying to take pictures of? He was a fan. He's just trying to be like, oh, congratulations or something like that. That guy just left because his feelings were hurt.

Did he not even pick up his own phone? He just left. He's up. Hey. He went like this. I'd have to understand the context of what he's trying to take pictures of or video. I had her earlier, but so it's basically she... What happened? He was just trying to like, so she was like hugging her friend, and then the girl that was hugging her, she was like,

I'll just go away or something like that. He goes, okay. And then Seampunk just like smack the phone out of her hand. He just really reacted? I guess. What else you got, pal? I know, not the great ones here. what's that black guy doing talking

oh he's talking about the oj simpson case and he always will play it and this is with godfrey's podcast at the crime scene but there may have been somebody else and it gets in the DNA evidence which people didn't really understand at the time but there's an important issue with a certain amount of his blood

missing from the file that was potentially planted because it was evidence at the crime scene it wasn't covered the night of the crime, wasn't there as photographed, and then later, three weeks later, it happens to be collected on a back gate. This is some of it. And it's his blood, but it contains the preservative EDTA. Yeah, I watch the same doc. It's not like some breaking news. Thoughts. OJ did it, but they wanted to like nail him. So they took his blood and were like, let's make sure we got him. Because his evidence is all over the, all over the place. There's

evidence in that doc that they don't talk about that's like his boots his socks the bed like his evidence is all over the place they just wanted a home run so some dumb ass it was already a home run some dumb ass went to three week old blood which has the preservatives in it and so they're able to test it that was from that vile to put it on the gate to put it on his car so then his defense team was like no no look how do we know they didn't do this with everything so he fucked up the case but that guy's not like breaking is that why he got off ultimately no he got off because the rodney King rides. You know it's also a really good tell? Writing the book, if I did it.

Yeah. And then describing how he did it. Yeah. No, he 100% did it. Uncle Joey was Uncle Joey talking about. They're talking about old school Joe Rogan and it's kind of surprising to him. He was in the hospital recently, right? Yeah, yeah. A while ago, he's good now. Yeah? No, recently for his knee.

He replaced me. The reason I started going opening for Rogan is because he was such a fuck off. It was 50-50. He was here's a Joe Diaz has anxiety flying. Like antagonize him and get him to leave so he could do time. No, but we used to do this.

We used to like, we didn't want to have to go to a nightclub because Rogan will take us there. We can't get a cab. We're stuck there for forever. 8 in the fucking morning. Yeah. Especially in Vegas, we're like, there is no clothes. So, but we're like, if we, if Joe gets drunk on stage,

he's just going to want to go eat, which is all we wanted to do. And we're going to push him. Like, steak, dude. Steak. And so he knows if people from the audience sent drinks to Rogan, he's doing shots. So Joey would just go to a waitress and say it's from like one of those tables. And I'd go to another one and say it's from this area.

And then the crowd got, they said two, three more. Then he's bombed and we're like, we did this. Come tonight. That must spend a hot second ago. I tell. We get him so drunk. He's repeating jokes. Oh my God.

He's repeating jokes. Oh, my God. In Vegas. Remember when they pulled them on the wheel chat? What? They had to take him out in a wheelchair. How many shots did he send him? All of them.

All of them, don't. So I didn't know Joe Rogan was like a crazy party clubbing. Back in the day. No, I've never seen him drunk. Back in the day. But, yeah, the reason Ari was on the road is because Rogan always wanted Joey to open up from him. But he's this wild child. So sometimes he would come.

Sometimes he wouldn't. So then I think one time he missed the flight. He'll just miss, you know, because he has anxiety flying. So that's why he started bringing Ari. because R.E., you know, dependable, reliable. Sure. So if Joey comes, you get a great show. You get R.E., then, Rogan.

Yeah. If it doesn't come, still doesn't get show. You get Rogen. Sure. You know, so that's why they started doing it. Hmm. That's crazy. I've never heard of that. That's crazy.

No. That's very surprising. Oh, yeah, P. So bad, Jen. Go for it. You have to talk so much yourselves. All right. What is this now? Yeah, I can't imagine Joe did that. No, never.

never. Yeah, I've never seen him like that ever, not even close. I've seen him super high. Yeah, it's taking a break. You want to watch this? Yeah, let's watch this. Okay. She looks crazy from here.

She looks so out of her mind from that still shot. Yep. Me too. So they had. Definitely tell how she voted. And just there's this epidemic of Karen's. And when women get to be like 40, that whole nurturing instance. that should be transferred to children

because women have this natural instinct to protect and nurture, they'll start doing that to the world or to pets if they don't have kids. It's like men who are not allowed to express their hunting, fighting instinct. We're not on air right now, right? Yeah, I think we are.

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That's hilarious. She just was like, okay, I'm just going to keep driving. No change of demeanor. You're going to let go. And she just got fucked up. I'll tell you doing a horror movie when you can't get rid of the villain. She looks like a horror movie. When you watch the entire video, it's actually a lot of fun. Hold on.

Tonight, one of the most... News. Oh, on. Behind the wheel on the gold coasted, 22-year-old Natalie Alice Shaw. In her path is an enraged... It's only ever white women that hang on to the front of a car. Was that her that just fell? Oh, my God.

Natalie claims the woman was in a car that was going the wrong way. That's Natalie's red car arriving, pulling into the drive-through where the woman confront her. Somebody tries to get in her. Somebody tries to get my car. A woman leaves then comes back, then she's on the bonnet. Out onto the busy main road with a 60 kilometer an hour speed limit. Oh, look at her face. How do you?

Oh, yeah. After all of that, it was Natalie that ended up charged by police with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle. But the whole ordeal was so strange that even the magistrate said that in 25 years of practice, she's never saying such bizarre They get an uglier reporter Watch this again Just show Brennan this shit Watch this idiot

Why was she so mad It's over a part Because the girl was going the other way Just for no reason She started to freak up Wait sure try to get in Let me see the whole thing Chin

It's gonna play it a bit I don't thought she's full-blown conversation Show what she does When she comes up Prow pulling into the drive-thru Where the woman confronts her The woman leaves then comes back, then she's

on the bonnet. On the bonnet? Out onto the busy main road. 60 km per hour, speed limit. She's so nonchalant about it too. Oh, she's crazy. Go on. After all of that, it was Natalie that it...

So the driver got charged, not the other girl. The driver got charged? Yeah. You'll get in trouble for that. She goes, go on. She's going like 50 pounds an hour. She was like, okay. Did she get,

what kind of trouble did she get into? I don't think anything crazy. Let's see. Dude, words in other countries are so silly. Like, how not badass would gears, gears,

like your head show be if it was called the bonnet and not the hood? Yeah, like we're going to open up the bonnet here. What kind of engine you got in that bonnet? Bonnet. The gator was just kind of funny. Keep that attention on it. Father and son went fishing in Florida and then you'll see the very end here.

is that the Rob Schneider bombing video? No. My dad, that is a 10. You just caught a fucking 10. Damn, what the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, that'll happen. Oh, my God.

What is that? Gator. That Gator said, thanks with a light lift, bud. Yep. Oh, it's a little one, too. Super fast, too. That came so quick. Oh, showing that giant crocodile.

Zimbabwe. Have it somewhere. Watch this one. I'm so afraid of these motherfuckers. This isn't a hotel. Hell no. Giant.

He's all fat. He's all fat. He's all fat. He's trying to get into the kitchen. He's so big and chubby. That thing is horrifying. He looks like that fat girl on the hood in Australia. It looks like the fat guy's stealing the bike.

That thing will eat you. Right quick. That's hilarious. cold section he's cool yeah he is someone's filming like what the how do you get in there

where's this is this narrow swamp area dude in Zimbabwe they had this that thing's so big yeah and there's a lodge in Kenya I think and it's like a high end lodge and it's like really nice and stuff like that

and at night this kudu got run in there by a bunch of wild dogs what's a kudu and it's a giant antelope and the wild dogs ate it. Ripped them apart. And the aftermath of that hotel lobby.

Hey, Chin. Looks like a murderousy. Bring up the aftermath of African hotel lobby after, after, you know, yeah. Something like that. All right. There it is. There you go. Oh.

Yeah, there you go. Good morning. Morning. This is nature. Jesus Chris They actually toured it too In some videos They what?

They toured it They actually showed all the stuff Yeah That's hyenas Things I'll fuck you up Yeah apparently hyenas Spent a lot of time hunting I thought they were scavengers

I got in a deep rabbit Here's a quiz Hienas closer to cats or dogs Dogs Well then to me cats If you ask it right Cats Is a cat expert

Nah It's because you know If you ask that question Of course we're going to say dogs but it's gonna be cats oh you got me i don't know if that's true do google that it's true it's true it's true it's closer to cats or dogs yeah they're more in the cat family yeah more closer related to mongooses and civets uh-huh and they can bite a fucking hard if ever watch the videos of um one of those things called forgot the name they're like

the toughest little animals in the world oh yeah wolverines honey badgers no honey badgers badgers Honey badgers. Yeah. I went on a fucking a four-hour rabbit hole of watching them. Yeah, they're cool. They got this really tough skin. And when they get bit by snakes, they have the anti-venom already in their blood? Yeah, they just take a nap and get back to fighting.

They're like Hamzot. Yeah, they're cool. What's this, Jen? There's Tucker Carlson saying he regrets. He believes that he's somewhat responsible for Trump getting elected. Well, he's very, very against the Iran thing. And everyone else who supported him, you wrote speeches for him, I campaign for him.

We're implicated in this for sure. It's not enough to say, well, I changed my mind. We're like, oh, this is bad. I'm out. It's like in very small ways, but in real ways, you and me and millions of people like us for the reason this is happening right now, yes. So I do think it's like a more...

That guy so disappointed himself. Our own consciences. That's his brother. It is. Speech writer. You know, we'll be tormented by it for a long time. I will be. And I want to say, I'm sorry for misleading people.

It was not intentional. That's all you. At least he owns what, you know, anybody who feels the way they feels is. To his defense, what was the alternative, dude? We have great options. Some fan just sent this in. He wanted you guys to look at it, Rob Schneider. Isn't it said, like, sometimes, like, the options that we have, like, this is the best

that America has to offer. Yeah. That's the problem. Yeah, I'm not sorry for anything Because it's like You wouldn't let them You guys didn't let me You didn't give me two great options

They both suck Our past two presidents You'd let them be Walmart greeters You would not let them work In the electronics department Stuff Rob looks like he's getting in shape

Yeah They wanted to just show you his body I could do this 62 Then you could do this All you need to do Is hit the gym Five days a week

Then you need a professional trainer 20 grand a month thanks Rob and then 20 grand a month just need peptides and steroids 40 grand and then you can do this

all right where's my shots he's fucking great all he needs trainer 20 grand a month thanks man peptides and steroids another 40 grand a month

and you can do this he run me the wrong way though after he did that whole we need an automatic draft for people and it's like because you're old of course you think that If you were of age, you would... Well, I think if we had a draft, I mean, the argument would be that people would take war way more seriously.

We'd be way less likely to go to war sometimes. And that was Theo Vaughn's point on Rogan, he's like, you know, like Trump, send your kids. All the people, my age are very against the war. No one is pro the war. So none of us want anything to do with this. People like him, maybe they want it. I don't know. But that's crazy to advocate for a draft when you're too old for it.

I think that's what he was saying, though. I think Rob was saying if we all had to put our money where we had skin in the game, more skin in the game. And then also just like the newer generations, like they take things for granted or they want money fast or like, you know, you have a bunch of in cells, not in shape. So if you had a draft, it would kind of change things. But we're also very against the war. I think most people are.

Yeah. Most people don't want to even talk about draft when you're too old for it. It's kind of corny. Yeah. watch watch this is this i love this shit makeup has so so much power imagine how i'd be with makeup dude bro oh that's amber rose without makeup can you imagine thinking you no way i've seen so many women like this in hollywood without makeup where i'm like what i thought she was black this whole that's not amber she's just white with chocolate can't be her this might be fake i don't think it is

buddy she doesn't have that here probably met when we're getting spray tans i don't think it is fake So I did look around and there's no confirmation, but a lot of people, a lot of places are saying that that is her. But there's no actual confirmation. That's a 50 year old soccer mom. I think that might be her. I don't know. This would be more realistic, but yeah. It's a lady like similar to her.

I don't even see her similar. Oh, it's my Wahlberg without makeup. Never mind. Wait, she's, uh. But also Amber Rose, that body doesn't eat. makeup. You ever seen her body? Uh-huh. Yeah.

I don't think that's her. I got skeptical hippo-wise because her face is very she's got really nice skin there and she's dark so unless it's. She's super light skin but she's not white. What is she? Nationality-wise. She's mixed. Is she? Or is she mixed? That lady

is not mixed, whoever that is on the right. That's a lunch lady from Michigan. Black and white Cape Viridon mother? Irish town father. Irish-Tong father. Yeah, that lady's not a mix. She may have no black in her and she's just Portuguese, Irish, and Italian. Her mother is Cape Verdeen?

Yeah, what is that? Peridian? Creole. Yeah. Yeah, it's a stretch. In Africa. Wow. Look at those people's eyes.

Yeah, her mom may have a tiny bit. Yeah, I don't, I'm calling bullshit that that's a picture of her. It's very hard to believe, yeah. Yeah. But that's what's popping. Um, so it's a weird thing. Did you guys watch that documentary on Netflix of the, the black dude from Miami that, uh, wanted to get his eye color changed and, uh, he was offered free surgery, but he had to go to

India to an eye surgeon to go get it. And it was for free. All he had to do is give, um, a testimony. But it was very odd. There was no actual office for it. And like, nothing was clean. It was very disgusting. He got to dance.

And all these influencers are there and they're like, where's the office? And they're like, oh, we're just going to take videos of you. You're going to say how awesome it is before the surgery. So they got the surgery done. He gets it done. And him and the other guy, they gave them both the wrong eyes. They gave one, this guy's eyes, one, this guy's color eyes. And there was like slits on them.

So this guy goes back and he's kind of a fucking dolt. Like he's a real dunderhead. And he goes back home and like people are complimenting him. And he's like, my life has changed. And this guy's living in poverty. is what he's doing with his time. Yeah. And after six months, he starts getting like pus in his eyes.

Oh, shit. And he's like, I can't believe this happened. And it's like, dude, you went to India to get your eyes done. He shot dying. And he moved to New York for his new life. And he's like living in the projects. Jesus Christ. In Brooklyn.

And everyone's compliments him because he has green eyes and he's a black dude. And then he's like, then he has to go through the whole detransition of getting his eyes or else he's going to lose his vision. and it was really good. That would be the case. That new Hulk Hogan documentary on there's good. Did you watch it? Yeah, it's great.

Really? Yeah, it's great. I watched Doug. What's your takeaway? Complicated guy, great guy. Do you care? Yeah, I mean. There's another great doc that I watched last night.

Did you see the catfish one where the, all the, it's a high school in Michigan, and it's a town that only has one stoplight and two bars. Oh, is it? The mom's the catfish? The mom is the catfish. How fucked up is that shit? Did you hear about that? bullying her daughter.

Two years straight. It's horrible. It's so insane. And like 60,000 texts of her daughter. I watched it. You should just kill yourself. Yeah. She was in love with her boyfriend or something.

You think it was? Yeah, she's, no, she was trying to get her daughter to, like, need her. This isn't emotionally. She was in love with her boyfriend. She was trying to get the daughter to, like, want her. Like, she needs her to save her. She's crazy.

It's Munch out of the syndrome. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. The Hulk one, the Hulk one's interesting, too, because he got in trouble because they did a whole steroid thing.

he was all saying your pair and taking your vitamins. Yeah. And he denied it on his senior hall. He's like, I have never touched steroids. And all the, like Brett Hart was like, dude,

you sold us our steroids. And he was like, yeah, in hindsight, I probably shouldn't lie. Dude, everybody claimed Natty for the longest time. And I was a victim of this. Because when I,

you could get away with it. When I first started lifting, I thought that Jay Coutler and Ronnie Coleman were taking no explode. So that's why I bought no explode. When my wife saw my wife, when my girlfriend, when demolition man came out with Sylvester Stallone.

and he was so shredded. I remember my girlfriend was like, man, think about how hard he had to work to get that body. And I was like, yeah. And she goes, you should do that. You'd look, and I was like, I should do that. And I just, granted, it does take a lot of hard work and diet. Yeah, it still does, but it's definitely going to help you.

But damn, have you ever seen, have you ever seen how muscular he was in that? How insane. I don't know what he was running, but that was crazy. What do you think is worse for society when people lie about it or when people are too honest? Because now I feel like people are too honest and now young kids are like, I'm going to take trend at 17. Yeah, it's not. I think that the problem is that when you have ideals that people place, then you're trying to go for them. And the idea is it's all hard work.

I don't know. Is that? It's actually not a great. No, that's not it. That's a recent one, I think. bring him up where he's he's like cryogenically frozen. That still looks. Yeah.

Yeah. It was back in the day though. You're probably impressed. Well, the physique inflation has gone up a lot. Back in the day. Yeah. Do you remember back when people thought that Brad Pitt

in Fight Club was like the most... He looked pretty good. But look at it now. People just think he was jacked back then. He wasn't, he was just a lean. It was like 155. He was thin.

Yeah, really thin. Who's this? This is the... No, this is that one influence. remember his sister was his sister's the one that was dog in that high school dude one of those two teachers that were boning the same

oh yeah is this the one anyway there's a video where it's freaking disturbing as hell where he's like in frame and the mother's heads going up and now I'm like she's giving him a blowjob and it's his mother interesting

keep it all in the family yeah we leave you with that guys I hope that image and even though we can't find it we like to leave you with that i can find it just give me some time chin just needs 10 minutes 10 minutes later 10 minutes later noa beck chin sweating right now trying to find this no this is my life here no back video with mother giving head check my phone oh damn it is it's just bizarre because this is mother.

Yeah, but they're singing a song being silly. It's a TikTok dance. You're almost too old for this chin. Yeah. That is still, no, that's a boomer take. That's overlooking things. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's weird to do with your mom. Okay, guys. Also, it's fine for you guys. Especially because it's a stranger with a huge guy. Yeah. That's part of you don't say. It's also not news. I also don't know the kid, you know?

Yeah. All right. That's it. Guys, I hope you learned a lot today. And, uh, where you at this weekend be? Nowhere. No, we're not going anywhere. Nicholas?

I'm off this weekend. I'm fucking... When's the next episode, drop of No Leg Days? It's going to be this week. What, Thursday? This Thursday. Who's on it? Dr. Mike Isretel.

Isretel. It's going to be good. That'd be a good one, man. All right, kids, that's it. This is a fine kid. We're out. Pluto TV has thousands of free movies and TV shows. We're coming at you with everything we got.

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