The Fighter & The Kid - Tucker Carlson Controversy Gets Crazy | TFATK Ep. 1172

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

In this episode of The Fighter and the Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen dive into one of the most talked-about stories right now involving Tucker Carlson, government surveillance, and the growing tension around media, politics, and free speech.The guys break down the controversy surrounding Carlson, discuss how intelligence agencies operate, and debate what’s actually legal when it comes to journalists speaking with foreign sources. It turns into a deeper conversation about war, media influence, and how narratives are shaped behind the scenes.They also touch on Conor McGregor, UFC headlines, and current fight news, plus react to viral clips, internet drama, and wild real-world moments.As always, TFATK mixes comedy with real talk — from MMA and the UFC to politics and culture.Topics include:• Tucker Carlson controversy• CIA, surveillance & free speech debate• Conor McGregor updates• UFC fight talk & reactions• viral internet momentsSubscribe for weekly episodes of The Fighter and the Kid. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkBabbel - For 60% OFF: https://babbel.com/fatkPaka - https://pakaapparel.com/Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Well, here we are, buddy. It's another Monday. It's another Monday. We're still at it. Still at it. Dude, my allergies are kicking like karate.

Really? Man, I haven't had this bad of allergies since I was in Denver. I didn't know. You had allergies. Bad, bad. And whatever it is. My mother breast fed me until I was seven or eight years old, so I, I don't have any problems. Yeah.

It's funny. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. I was just saying it's whatever it is, I don't know, pollen, whatever the fuck is the similarity to Texas.

That's what it is. I haven't been like this since I grew up in Denver, Colorado. So whatever the common thing is. So apparently it's pine. Yeah, there's pine trees out of it.

Yeah, because I don't remember, when we were, you and I were visiting with Aubrey, we went to his house. Yeah. And I think you got hit with that, remember?

Bad, yeah, and you were like, damn. And we were like, yeah, and he said, yeah, me too. This is the,

biology capital of the world for a reason. Again, nobody told me when we moved to. And then we have cedar fever caused by cedar fever caused by cedar pollen from there you go. Motherfucker. All good, baby. It's better than being in Calgary, Alberta, because it's what's called cold as fuck.

Was it freezing there this time of you? Yeah, I didn't know that in Calgary you could go, I don't know, 20 minutes outside the city. and you got 200-pound cougars, grizzly everywhere. Codiacs. You got everything. Indians. You got everything?

Indians. You got it. Yep. Liberal whites. It's a weird man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no liberal whites. Oh, no, they're out there. That's oil country.

So Calgary is conservative. I mentioned Justin Trudeau and they were like, they hate them, right? I said, I hear Katie Perry's dating your ex-premier, and I was like, I wonder how they have sex. You think Justin's on his stomach or hands and knees. Everything. I hate Trudeau.

Oh my God. I couldn't even get through. I had to wait. I literally had to like, I had to like, I had to bring them back. Did you see our boy out there? I saw, I saw our boy, Chris LaBelle and Brett Forte open for me. Oh, I love that. It was awesome.

Brett's great. Love that kid. He lives here now. He, they bought a house here. I know. He and his mom. He's a great guy. He killed it.

He killed it. Chris LaBelle killed it. We had great shows. Really great shows. I love that. I've heard from Chris in a hot second. He's good. He's great.

Yeah, yeah, he's great. It took me a character. I worked out. I went and did a little jihitsu, did a little boxing. It's good. My hand's a little crisp. You know what? Yeah.

Hey, Jen, I'm going to send you something. Oh yeah, definitely show us video. That's what I want to watch. Of me. Yeah, please. Of my, of my viper quick hands. Yeah, no, that's going to make my Monday great. But, can I just say something?

Daddy, the testosterone has got daddy a little crisper. Now, imagine Vitor Bell for. Oh. T-R-T-Vitor. But, but. Think about fighting that guy. Yeah, it's really interesting, though, because I feel a big difference. Now times your level by 10 and your Vitor Belvoir.

Right. But you have skills and you can fight in your top. Chris. Right. Right. Paula, take it easy. Now, Chris took me to the bodygoing gym. And I, everybody there is just jacked.

Jijit, jac. Juiced. Yeah. And, and, you know, the women, but a lot of people just look good. They're just big. And it looks, some of them look like they're just big and natural. But of course, everybody's doing. something. And I said to the manager, great guy, I said, I'm doing testosterone. He goes, are you?

I said, yeah, he goes, what are you doing? I go, I'm doing 80 milligrams a week. And he went, yeah, he was like, that's adorable. Yeah, it's not much. I was like, so if I want to put on muscle, I was asking him different exercise, he goes, more testosterone. I go, no, I know because more testosterone. He goes, more testosterone. He wouldn't let me finish. Because all this shit's going to do nothing. So funny. I didn't realize the extent of it. I didn't realize. But they're not running just tea. A lot of guys are running. Oh, no, they're running. Yeah, deck.

Because you see their skin and I'm like, your skin has spots on it. Yeah, acting. But it's even like underneath the skin. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then it's like, it's like you look like a bruised banana. You look like a purple fucking banana. Yeah, and they're thin as thin as like a plum.

Yes. And they get those, those, I don't like it because they get those giant delts and traps. And it doesn't look, it's not like you can move that much, you know. But with, uh, T, It got like vilified for whatever reason. I don't know why. I felt like. That's gone.

That's my generation. Yeah. Remember? So I'd be like, I don't want. Yeah. Now I'm doing it and I'm like. But it's like if you're low in vitamin D, you take more vitamin D. Yeah.

If you're low in testosterone, which is super important, you take more tests. And it also brings everything else. Everything optimal. Yeah. Oh, dude. I told you. I was a waste well. And Denise was, she's one of the nurses, you know, she's the head.

She's the best. Yeah. And she was like going through my stuff. And I think she thought I had some, I was hesitant to take it. So she goes, we could do this, we could do that. But she was breaking all my whole thing down. She goes, this is just your body wanting more because you're free as low. I said, why don't I just go on testosterone?

She goes, well, now that's the stop with the joking around here. Yeah. And what a difference, man. I sleep better. Oh, everything. Everything. Your entire life will get better. Yeah.

Your entire life. Yeah. Because I'm also working out a lot, right? So part of that is when you, you can't, a lot of people just do tests and they don't exercise. But you want to train. you feel better, but yeah, you want to train. Yeah. But then also, it's like test was vilified forever.

You know what the next wave is? GOP1s, OZMPIC. Remember Hollywood with the, you know, body positivity and these fat bitches being like, this is pretty. And everyone's like, yeah, she's not fat. She's healthy. Remember Lizzo and all that shit and Adele? They're awesome.

And now all them are super. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? Yeah. So now they're like normalizing OZempic. That's all. That's like the next wave. It was TRT for guys and women, but really guys, TRT.

Now it's going to be GLP 1s, 2s, and 3. Yeah, I heard that Redd, Redder True Tide is like a GLP 3 or something. Yep, GLP 3. And you don't lose as much weight or something. You don't lose muscle. Well, they're using them now, I guess, for addiction. Did you hear that? Because it cuts down on the craving part of your brain.

Oh, so not just food? So when people have gambling addictions and stuff, it's really, really helpful. Isn't that crazy? strong weight, loss support, reduced appetite and cravings. Yeah, but hey,

take a look at GLP ones for addiction. It's really wild. People are starting to realize when they're doing GDP ones are like, I'm not gambling. I'm not having these problems.

That thing's that speak with somebody today. Yeah. I think as soon as you say something about addiction. Oh, why? Because it hits you with that, yeah.

Yeah. Wild. But then when like Ozzy Osbourne's daughter be addicted to GOP1, like she switched her addiction from whatever it was. Well, that's an interesting point. To being straight addicted, getting thin. Whoa. Whoa. You know, when people are addicts and then they get sober, they become addicts with something else.

Well, like most of, like you'll see a lot of them are addicted to long distance running because the endorphins it releases. So then they're doing that at a fucking crazy rate. Correct. There's a, you ever see that documentary on that guy that made Alex Hummel look like a Boy Scout? He would like free solo crazy stuff. I mean, he was literally like doing ice climbing with no rope crazy shit, right? Well, he died. He fell off.

Of course he did. Yeah. But the reason he did was because he basically was an addict and he just had to keep pushing it. He was a drug addict before that on the street. And then he found climbing. He's like, oh, I can do this without a rope. I'm addicted to that. You'd rather go that than sticking fentanyl on your veins.

Like, at least you went out doing something healthy. Yep. Yep. Least you went out doing something healthy. How about the, oh, your boy has a big week. How about Austin rodeos in town? Thursday. Is it really?

Have you been to a rodeo? I have been to a rodeo. Like a real one? Love it. I love it. I love it. I was in Idaho. I love it.

I love them. I went to the Fort Worth. We should go. I'm going. Are you? Yeah, you got tickets for the fan. Our boy, Shane Steiner, his nephew is the world champion. That's right.

He's like the top dog. World champion. Those boys, here's the thing about that. Sid Steiner. Bring up Sid Steiner. Sid Steiner was a world champion steer wrestler. Those boys get fucked up. Those boys are thick.

Yeah, his brother's a thick old boy. Let's get rid of that ear. I know. He's cooking. Look at him right there. Sid Rock. I love it. Get rid of that area.

Stud. Get rid of that ear. He looks. It looks like a stud. Oh, he's a stud, dude. He's a stud. Sid the stud. Oh, wow.

Come on, dude. Wait, is that, is that, uh, that kid grew up? Shane's son? That's Shane's brother. Oh, my God. They look exactly. Oh, yeah. Those boys, those boys grew up wrangling cattle.

So, you know, they grew up with money, but they, you'd never know. You know what's weird is a lot of Brazilians and rodeo. It's all Americans, Brazilians. Oh, yeah. And Canadians, but you know why? Because they have huge areas of ranch land. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, yeah.

Just cow. The Brazilians do well. Like when we were in the Fort Worth Stockyard Rodeo, there's some Brazilian on there. Dude, I thought he died. There's my boy, Shane. I love him. Look at these kids. Look at Shane.

Look at him when he was young and he was a country movie star. Oh, yeah. Good looking dude, man. Look at that fucker. I cannot believe that. He was literally, yeah, he had a number one hit. You know him, right, Chad? Yeah, I told you.

I didn't realize I actually was a fan of his. Oh, he's the best. The best. Now the rodeo is about an hour away though Worth it I will come for real I think it's Thursday Friday Saturday I'll definitely come to that

But we're going Friday my Papa gets in town I've live golden hour With Eric and Chris you're not going to be in town We're hoping you jump on stage We have a live goal now at the Vulcan That's so cool I know

That's so cool I can't believe those guys put it together That's great A live live live goal now It's gonna be great I know we should do a live fire and the kid. Yeah, man.

That'd be really cool. Damn. I'll be in Houston at the riot, everybody, this weekend. Oh, are you driving there? Yeah. That's easy to drive. Yeah. And trying to get to Canada, taking two planes,

it's a nightmare. How about poor Jay? Jay was in town? Uh-huh. And he left last night. Me and Jay loved baseball, right? So the world baseball classic is on? Yeah.

You're not following any of this, right? So the U.S. team's in the finals. We beat the Dominican Republic, which is like, Wow. It'd be the Monstars. We beat the American Republic with a bunch of Dominicans. No, we're all white guys. Oh, really?

Dabble in some black guys. We're all white. Dabbled some black guys. Is this college? Sorry. Sorry. No. Take it easy.

No, it's not college. Take it easy, man. It's the best baseball players on earth have assembled to defend the honor of the United States against the goddamn Dominican Republic. The World League or something? baseball. It's three four years. Sorry.

We have Aaron Judge, Bryce Harper, Bobby Whit Jr. Yeah. We had the best players in the world. The best players in the world. Yeah, man. And you're Italian.

Italy plays tonight against Venezuela. Italy. Italy has a baseball team. Now hold on. Now hold on. Italy's about as Italian as little Cesar.

So all of them are American. There's not one guy that was actually born in Italy. Like guys like that who've never been to Italy. Yeah, so it's basically like the second. Yeah, you got Italian last name? Yeah, that's all this. But then, like, obviously America, but Japan, who usually wins, they just got beat by, shit, I think, Italy.

Japan, Japan got beat. It might be in Venezuela. In that case, Otani would be on that team. Otani is on that team. Yucamoto's on that team. Like, Japan's loaded. They got some. They got some.

Japan, Korea, Venezuela, DR, Brazil's terrible at baseball. Yeah, soccer's. Can't kick it. Yeah, yeah. We beat the shit out of them. But no, do we beat the DR? It's a big deal. Paul Skeen's pitch, best pitcher in baseball.

Played at LSU was in the Air Force. Of course. He held him to one run, buddy. We went two to one. Fucking, I. Way to go, America! You had no clue, huh? Pumped. I'm pumped about that.

It's so good, dude. God, it gets me excited. It's so good? Yeah. Yeah. Good. I don't know what brought me up on that, but... I don't know.

It's good, though. But tonight, Italy plays Venezuela. Whoever wins that plays the United States, tomorrow for the world championship. It's a big deal, dude. It is a big deal. Huge deal. It's a big deal.

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Rules and restrictions may apply. Babel. Now, let me ask you a question. Were there any fights on this weekend that I missed? Yeah, Josh Emmett fought. I am. Lost again. You got destroyed.

He got really, really bad. The kid he fought was Ajajos. Kevin Vichai's. Fucking tidal wave. Really? At 45? It's a fight night. I keep having issues

with my streaming with Paramount. Really? More issues with streaming with Paramount than I did ESPN. Huh. Let me see. Blehos.

We can't obviously play this but I'll just show you. Yeah, he's a problem. That kid looks like a rough, rough. What a statement performance? Is Josh having 45 or 55? I can't remember. It's one of those guys looks really old.

He has T.J. Jalash on his corner. It's just, it's time. It's over, man. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know, so how long has he been around? 30 years. Yeah.

Did you hear Rogan say on the pod he's worried about the White House card? I did not hear him say that. It's interesting. He's worried. He's worried about like threats of, you know, he's like, it's a weird time to do that while we're at war. Yeah. You know? Yeah, well, typically.

They wouldn't do the, they wouldn't attack the White House. You had to worry about the surrounding areas that are a little less goosey, See, like, Danny said he's given out 85,000 tickets or 35,000 tickets to bring that up, Chen. 85,000 tickets. But so they're going to watch it. It's weird. Somewhere.

Well, it would be like, it would be like, hey, I'm giving everybody a Super Bowl tickets. You're like, oh, shit, we're going to the Super Bowl. No. You're going to be in a, I'm giving the 85,000 tickets to Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah. It's like, well, okay, I'm not after that. Yeah. So that, that's where some of the terrorist shit would happen.

Right. I can't imagine the security day. But I can imagine that the security will be insane. They'll fly drones over the rooftops. They'll have everything going. Everything going. No, and it's on the White House. There's a reason nobody attacks the White House.

You got to worry about the surrounding areas. Yep. Oh, you want to see this real quick? Yeah, Robert Ludlam, who is the writer who wrote the born identity and all those movies, you know? Sure. Before 9-11, he said to, he said to, I think it was, Al Gore and a couple other security people. He said, because he said, what are you guys going to do if somebody flies a 747 into the White House or the Capitol?

We'll never make it. And he, well, he said that to them. And I think it was Al Gore said, I don't know, but I'm going to bring that up to everybody. Because he was trying to write it in a book. He came out with this idea. Because on the White House... About weaponizing airplanes? Yes, because on the White House, this is before 9-11.

on the White House, we had guys with, guns, no, Sam missiles, shoulder-launched missiles, so you have somebody who has a shoulder-long for that very reason to shoot it out of the sky kind of idea. But, you know. They have all that, guarantee it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They also have planes up in the air.

Yeah, but planes not can get close to the White House. And those guys know that. That's why they attack the Twin Towers. Like, they're not going to. And remember, they try to attack in the, what federal, the Pentagon. They shot death. And they did attack it.

They flew a plan into the patent. They did. Destroyed all the evidence, just evidence. But, um... No, no, that's not true. Yeah, it's weird, right? But then the, the other plane, they took down. I guess, well, I guess the civilians took it down.

But they're going to shoot it down before it gets to the White House. You don't have a period doing that. That's, that's not the word. The word would be like, you know, you had the guy throw the bomb in New York, married out the protesters. It'd be surrounding. It's surrounding yours. Yeah, but the press is always just,

they can never say who it is. It's like just call it out. Mm-hmm. You know, call out what's really going on here. It's not about being right or left. It's about just telling the truth as to what the problem is, isolated. Anyway.

Yeah, so Rogan's saying that, you know, custom waves, but is every right to be like, yeah, man, it's a little fucking, I'm with them. Like, you know, I always like those award shows. I don't watch the Oscars for the first time in a long time. I'm like, the fuck are we talking about, man? Who gives a fuck? Well, also, you know, like if you're a public figure like Joe, who can sway opinion

and has a lot of influence, nowadays, unfortunately, it's not, it's a, it's a risky affair, you know? It's got to be on your mind all the time. Oh, yeah. Security, you know. You see this club? I'm doing Tim's show today at 630. Oh, okay.

He's in Austin, right? Great. Who are you? What do you do? I was thinking about Joe Rogan's vagina right now. That's a weird way to introduce yourself, Alex. Well, Joe's like, I love Joe, but like, oh my God, we better not have an event. The terrorists might get us. We just give up and go away.

We can't ever have a meeting because the Iranians my stick to ding on us. I think Joe's a friend of the Iranian dingong. You're a Joe Rogan commentator professionally. Oh, I like Joe. I mean a little bit, you know, here. I'm surprised by Joe saying. like oh let's not have a USC event

I don't think you say that I mean I'm against the war let's be clear but let's keep the buses and the trains and the airplanes on time let's not fucking

oh the fucking Iranians might get it so much he's already swearing I'm already swearing I've got to follow every little AI rule no no here's you

let's all just hide Joe Rogan's vagina and then we'll all be safe Jesus good to have you Alex joining us okay Alex says I like Alex

but it's like, you know, Joe's not having a monster. This is what, you know, he's getting upset because of this. Also,

Joe never said, let's not have the fight. He said it's a little weird to have these fights at the White House while we're currently involved in a war. That's fair. To me, that's fair.

We're in a war. The other thing that you're in a war, you should just saw him. The other thing you got to think about is I'm less concerned about the White House. Surrounding areas, who knows. remember the UFC does so many fights over in the Middle East

that's what you got to be worried about because those those aren't going to happen that's not happening so a lot of those areas that they're having fights in have been bombed have been attacked the UAE yeah the USC's not doing any of that they're not going to partake in that so now you're going to have to reschedule those replan those that's what you should be worried about is that the fights and obviously were super involved we like I'm part of the fucking UFC but you know what I'm saying the UFC the UFC

he's going to have to recalculate that you can't can't go over there there's no way but to Joe's point you're like yeah that's fucking weird dude when the middle of the war we're just southern Tucker Carlson's been very very critical of the war um on a do you know anybody who hasn't though

yeah well but but there's a there's a debate typically on like like what Iran has been an adversary for 47 years was there an opportunity blah blah blah and Alex I mean Tucker Carlson so Tucker Carlson is been very critical. Apparently, though, apparently because Tucker has a connection to Donald Trump,

he's been brought up on charges or he's being investigated in a very serious way. Well, it's one thing to talk to Iranians, but if he had a conversation with Donald Trump, a privileged conversation, and somehow some of that privileged conversation made it to the Iranian Republican Guard command, the IRGC. I think that's, can you look at what IRGC stands for? I think it's the Iranian Republican Guard command.

If that's the case, that is a very serious charge. But how's Tucker responsible for that? So, because him and Donald Trump were friends before. With texts and with, with phone calls. Yeah, but about what,

help me understand. The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Armed forces of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. But correct me. So Tucker Carlson's not sending this to the IRA. Well, so he was, he was, he was essentially, you know, he's a podcast or a journalist, so he's, he's talking to people in Iran. Like, you know, to get, he's got, so anybody like that. They have contacts on the ground.

You have contacts in the CIA. You have contacts with the administration. You have contacts on the ground. And you, you gather information that way because people will tell you stuff. Yes. And what happens typically, the. A journalist's best friend is someone in the administration, and there's always someone in the administration or someone's in the administration of Republican or Democrat who get outnumbered

in the meetings. They totally disagree with what's happening, right? So they'll be there and they'll be like, I don't think we should go into Iran, for example. And everybody was like, ah, you're stupid, we're going in. But that's always the case. So then they start releasing information. Well, everybody has either a grudge or they have, they're worried. And they go to the press.

That's what's called a leak. And the leak is really kind of like, it's like, yeah, I'm just saying, this is what I heard. And so you, you, as a journalist, that's what matters to you, right? You want to find the people who are disgruntled.

You want the leads and all that. Always a leak. And every president, you ever hear Lyndon Johnson who said, I am going to put a one-eyed farmer in charge of my defense. My defense secretary is going to be a one-eyed farmer. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers.

You can hear him talking about it. Because nobody could, their mouth shut, right? So then he'd have to call the Chicago Times and say, can you do me a favor and not run that story yet, please? Because I got, we're doing an operation. So is Tucker from his leads and leaks, getting info and then releasing it? Well, the dicey part is that you're talking to CIA, you're talking to Donald Trump. If you then somehow reveal even indirectly what you were saying to Trump, what Trump said to you, what the CIA said to you, and the, and your contacts in Iran are connected to the IRGC.

That's a problem. Is that what he's being in. And not only that, not only that, but if through those contacts, the Iranians thought that that Trump wasn't going to bomb them. And so they allowed Khomeini, the Supreme Leader, to be out in the open, and he got to killed as a result. So it actually had a tangible effect on military operations. It actually helped America. It did, but that's still a big problem because you can, you can actually tie. But who's going to put the charges against Tucker, though? Because he

helped America. The DOJ, and believe me, believe me, that is a, that is very serious. Because if you are, if you again are, if they have your text, which they do, if they have your phone calls record, which they do, Why? Because we monitor what's going on in Iran. We know everything. If that is a matter of record, we got a big problem. You're cooked. Big problem.

I get pee so bad. I'll pee real quick. Five minutes long, how do you guys want to do it? See, when you discover the CIA has been reading your text in order to frame you for a crime. Well, no, they were reading, yeah, you were talking to the RRGC. But it's legal for them to read all his text? Of course. They're monitoring everything that comes out of Iran.

And you can't be having conversations. But Tucker's not in Iran. Can't have conversations with the president and with CIA contacts. But my only thing is if he was friends with Trump before he was the president. Doesn't matter. You're not allowed to. So you can just read his text? You can't talk to a foreign adversary.

You can't do that when you've talked to the president. You cannot do that. Absolutely not. During a war, dude, that can be. No, I'm just a little alarm they're able to read his text, his personal text. The other day I found out the CIA is preparing some kind of criminal referral against me, a crime report. The Department of Justice on the basis of a supposed crime I committed. What's that crime?

Well, talking to people in Iran before the war. They read my texts. So the crime under consideration apparently would be the Foreign Agent Act or something like that, acting as an agent of a foreign power. And I don't expect this to go anywhere. I'm not too worried about an actual criminal case, I guess, for a bunch of reasons. One, I'm not an agent of a foreign power. Unlike a lot of people commenting on U.S. politics and global affairs, I have only one loyalty, and that's the United States, and have never acted against it.

Its interests are the only interest I care about, because I'm from here, and I have a lot of kids. Fair. So that's not a concern. I've also never taken money from anybody. Don't need it, don't want it, and that's provable. And moreover, it's my job to talk to everybody all the time and try and figure out what's happening around the world. That's literally what I do for a living.

And I'm not going to stop doing that. Or should I, I don't think. I'm also an American. I can talk to anybody. I have no secrets to divulge. So legally, I think the case is ludicrous, and I doubt it will even become a case. I'm bringing this up for a couple of reasons, though,

and they're pretty obvious. One is that countries tend to become more authoritarian in wartime. It's just the nature of war. People are dying. The stakes are high. People's emotions have risen to a very high point, to a crescendo. And so there's much less tolerance for any kind of dissent in the homeland. The irony, of course, is the United States fights wars on behalf of freedom, but there's always less of it here in our country during war. So that's a widely recognized phenomenon, and it's likely to happen now, too. Another point to make that is worth knowing is that the USIC, the intelligence agency, spy on Americans.

Now, you probably knew that, and it's been revealed a lot, including by Julian Assange and Ed Snowden, both of whom are threatened with death for revealing it, but everyone knows. But it's probably a little more widespread than most people understand. And it's outrageous. There's no justification for your government. which you own, you're a shareholder in it, you pay for it, to be violating your privacy like this. But it happens all the time.

That's a misnomer. We've always spied on the FBI, there are firewalls, but we've always spied on people we think are going to commit terrorist acts and things like that, right? But Tucker's not committing it to us back. No, no, of course not. I mean, I think Tucker makes a good point here. But if you're talking to Iran and people in Iran, we are monitoring.

The CIA is monitoring all of that. Let's see if he says that. That is within the legal bounds of our government. In fact, one of the reasons that CIA or people within CIA, just to be clear, it's a huge, sprawling, disconnected agency, what it does in a specific case doesn't represent what everybody in the building thinks, but there are some people who are mad at me for my views about Israel. And they have some latitude. And one of the reasons they pass on criminal complaints in effect to law enforcement is to justify warrants for spying on Americans.

So that is an absolutely real thing. But the main reason they do it is to leak the existence of the investigation, such as it is to the media. And then humiliate and terrify the subjects of this op. And that, of course, happened to me repeatedly, many times, including in famously 2021 when I was still at Fox News and trying to set up an interview with Vladimir Putin. And the NSA, I heard from someone there, had grabbed my text messages with an American citizen and had leaked them to news outlets. Those texts were basically my attempts to set up an interview with the foreign head of state. And they leaked them to the New York Times in order to stop the interview, which they suggested. did, by the way, and they admitted that they were spying. I mean, this is not a fantasy.

It actually happened. They did it again two years later. My second attempt to get a Putin interview, I managed to get it anyway, and they've done it since. And so when you get a call from a reporter who knows the contents of your texts, it's pretty clear something's going on. None of this in my judgment as of right now is a huge threat to me, so I'm not making this video to complain about it or whine or ask you to send me money because I'm under attack. I'm saying it because it's true and you should know what your own government is doing and you should know what the stakes are

and you should know that a lot of what happens in this country that affects outcomes happens behind the scenes. Some of it is legal, some of it is not, including what I'm describing now. But it has an effect. And the intel agencies, again, not everyone in the intel agencies? Because there are decent, hardworking Americans who work in the intel agencies are Americans.

just like their decent, hardworking Americans who work with the DMV. But there are also people with agendas and grudges and no sense of restraint who are happy to misuse the power they have, granted them by our elaborate secrecy laws to hurt fellow Americans for ideological reasons. That is entirely real. That's the story of Russiagate. And it's likely that things like that will begin to happen at greater scale now. So you should just know that going forward.

Thanks. Yeah, so I think Tucker's, like, look, I listen to Tucker's podcast. I listen to a lot of podcasts. There's a lot I disagree with what he says. There's a lot, some I agree with. Tucker, you need people in the American landscape like Tucker. You may disagree with him. You may have big problems with him.

Tucker's taken a very, very unpopular, typically, or very risky, taken on a very risky subject. And that is direct and unmitigated criticism. of Israel and its influence in American politics and foreign policy. That was always something nobody talked about. And I, you know, it is what it is. It comes with its own, it's going to come with its own backlash. It's going to come with its own price. And, you know, he's just, he just, whatever the case, that that was something that I think

what he's trying to say is that there are people that really don't like him and have a big So even when he got the interview with Putin, they stopped it in 2021, then he eventually got the interview. But our government saying, no, we can read your text because he's actually an enemy of the state. So when you're talking to Putin's people, when you're talking to a foreign, quote-unquote, adversary, they can intercept them. The CIA 100% has jurisdiction and so the 16 other intelligence agencies, NSA especially. NSA is a giant ear. Yeah. They have jurisdiction. because they are monitoring everything that comes in or out. So part of the reason for that is that you might have,

for example, like this, this, this, uh, these two Afghani kids who in Pennsylvania, and, and they make a bomb. Well, they have to get, they're on the internet looking for how to make a bomb. They're getting materials. All that stuff is monitored. We track it. And the reason we track it, usually though, by the way, I believe, you don't want the CIA is for foreign adversaries.

The FBI is for internal. We have these firewalls. Now, there's a protocol for when the CIA gets to talk to the FBI. Okay, there's a, there's a, there's, that's what you have Department of Homeland Security for. They're in the middle. And so all that information goes there and then the Department of Homeland Security handles it. I'm giving a fair. They delegate.

There's some, there's always a middle ground so we create those firewalls so we don't have the CIA spying on Americans. But that's where things get real gray, right? Because now Tucker is talking to Iran. We see everything because he's talking to an Iran. And if you're monitoring them, you obviously are monitoring Tucker. So it becomes this weird gray area. I don't know if he's even seen any prison time over it. No, but I think that, you know, what to his point, if you're going to take on certain American foreign policy agendas, you're going to get... This comes with a territory.

It comes with a fight. It comes with people who are going to do whatever they can. And then again, and then again, if in some ways it's proved that he actually gave sensitive information, if he divulged something, even indirectly... I feel like Tucker's too smart for that. Well, when you're a journalist, when you're He knows, it's hard to avoid stuff like that, though.

He's aware that this could be, he's getting compromised. Sure, sure. He's a smart tat. Yeah, highly doubt. But, you know, they can, but people make mistakes, right? There's indirect. Like, his lawyers would say, hey, this guy is not a foreign agent.

He's an American patriot. He just has a point of view. But. It is interesting, though. It's going to cost you some money. I like talking. If they bring a case, it's going to cost you. you some money.

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A lot of stuff goes on. You know, and we'll see, we'll see, like, do you ever see him break down before we went to Iran? He said, we're going to war. He knew. I know. He called it way before. And he broke down all the ramifications, the straits of Hormuz.

You know, just so you guys know, the strait of Hormuz, you keep hearing this, nobody knows where it is. It's just the Persian Gulf. Okay. So here's the, here's where all the, Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, right? It's here. Yep. On this side is the Red Sea. And if you cross the Red Sea, you get to Egypt. On the other side, okay, on the other side, on the eastern side is the Persian Gulf.

Now the Persian Gulf goes here. There's a two mile stretch, two miles, where at least 150 ships go through a day. A day. Okay. That's the straight of Hormuz. Why is that so important? Oh, I don't know. 30% of the world's oil goes through there.

30% of all. So 90% of all Iran's oil, crude oil, goes to China. Now, you know, we only get, I think it's about 4% of our oil from the Middle East. Yeah, we make our own oil. We're oil independent, and we export oil. Yes. But it used to be. But by the way, Europe, Europe, China, right, everybody gets their oil through the Straits of Hermuz.

Korea, Japan, everybody needs it. Everybody. You're all of Europe. So when you went, so, so when you try to shut that down, it's a problem. How much oil is from Iran to the United States? Pretty sure it's like 4%.

Yeah. How much oil do we get from Iran? But it's not just oil. All our fertilizer, all the sulfur, like something like 50% of all the sulfate or whatever, the sulfur comes through the straight of hormones. We grow our food with those, with all those chemicals.

Oh, this is zero. We'll get no oil from Iran. I know that. But then our gas prices are up. It's not just Iran, though. That's Iran, though. On the other side is the UAE, the United Arab Emirates. That's where you do buy.

Here's why we're going to war with them. Go up. Recent estimate show over 9% of Iran's oil goes to China. 90%. That's why. Of course. We're shutting, we're basically trying to control. The AI race because it needs all the power in oil to power all that shit.

To a thousand things. That's how you keep them from invading Taiwan. you just cut them off from the oil. So it's pretty crazy. But I think Iran, my feeling is that the Iran will come to the negotiating table in a very weak state. Trump State is not willing to negotiate right now. Yeah. What else you got, Jen?

Yeah. Ooh, I'm a assy. All right. This guy, I believe, yeah, he's Spanish and he was doing a live stream in Japan. And then he yelled out Amiga, which is like friend. For a female. In Spanish. Spanish, yeah.

Does it mean something else in Japanese? No. No. It just means Amiga. Amigo is like your guy friend. Amiga. Yeah. They're not just play.

Amiga. Amiga. I'll just say right now that he's in the, a little area in Japan, this black guy overheard him. So then he approaches him right here during the stream. Oh, Jim. The connection regge for the men. He's a woman, Nickio.

No, no, my friend. You're my friend. No, no, I ain't no fan. No, I ain't no fan, bro. I ain't no fan. This is going to be my... What the c'oze on? No.

Say, I'm sorry. You, is my friend. No, no, no, no, no. Say I'm sorry. No, you're sorry. I'm sorry. You're sorry for saying my nigger, right? No, no, no, this is...

I don't lie for Bantis. Right. You say my... My nigger. No, no, no. Oh, wow. You guys drunk? You said, I'm sorry, right? Sorry, sorry for saying my nigger, right?

I don't speak. No, you do speak. You said, my nigger. I heard you say it. No, no, no, no, me this is short, sure. No, no, no. Say, sorry. No, no, okay.

Right. Where you want? Say, I'm sorry, sure. Sorry, sure. Say, say, I'm sorry. What you're going to do with? Short and sure. He's sorry.

He's not. He's not. Is he's sorry? Okay. I should slap you in the way. He said he's right. He said he said. Chao, show what he is, too.

That's the gist. That guy, that black guy is completely misread it. He's like, no, Amiga. He's like, you would say sorry. He's like, what? Yeah, he might have thought. He might have thought that's what he said. I think he's drunk and an idiot.

Or he just actually thought he said that, but it's like. He just seems like, it's dumb. But also, but also nothing happened in the video, right? Yeah, well. You know, like he didn't do shit to him. It'd been fucked up, but he slapsed. He was, he was, like, close to getting slapped. He is an idiot.

Man, did you see, man, did you know, this, did you, there's a, there's a documentary on Netflix, this British journalist, he's hilarious, like my age. Oh, the manosphere? He goes and looks at the manosphere. And it's so interesting. I went waste my time watching. It's really, because I watched, I watched the clip, I watched a clip where that guy was, he was, like, so you're a monogamous relationship?

He's like, well, she is. It's a one-sided monogamous relationship. He's like, this weird. you know i'm gonna take shit it's like uh you gotta watch it because you'll you'll be like oh it's so cring you know what it is all those guys all those guys well they the all those manas guys are they're they're they're it's a reaction to being the war on men right yes yes yes i get it's so it becomes this old school traditional thing what i'm older so when i see these young men who are doing their best to navigate life and they have a following and they're selling crypto

and i you know what i you know what i and i knew it i called it before i saw it everyone of them had a dad who was never around. Their dad left him. Did they get into that? They get into that? Yeah, I do. And you see these guys, these young men, and they've made some money, and they're driving Ferraris, they're wearing suits, and they're trying to, and they have their philosophy, and they do this thing, the Matrix, you know,

Andrew Tate, they all hold their hand like that. And what I see, because I'm a, I understand the anger, I understand the man shit, I understand it. Like, I understand those guys. Like, we all do, right? You just, you see those guys, you're like, but all I see is a guy, in a lot of ways, he's hurting. He's hurting. His dad was never around. It sucks. And it breaks my fucking heart.

What's this, Jen? Here's another weird one. These two girls I worked at a smoothie king. They denied service to this couple because they don't like the fact that the guy I think was wearing a Trump supporter, some sort of Trump shirt or outfit. This has to be, uh, oh, Michigan. Okay. Yeah, rip, this video has gone ultra viral. Now, this is the smoothie king behind me here on Jackson Road in Ann Arbor where all of this went down. What we can tell you is the couple that says their victims in this case recorded the exchange they had with those two now fired workers. Listen. We were just wanting a smoothie and you literally looked at us and I asked you if everything was okay. You said we don't feel comfortable serving you because of my husband's hoodie. That is discrimination. I don't know if it's illegal. It is. Is it? So here's what happened at this end number smoothing. The two workers are out of jobs. You work out of there.

Yeah, they're younger. black girls. And they were live streaming it too like that's going to be on their side like the girls did. Surprise to find out that the constitutional freedom. The name of speech does not apply to

private businesses, which means private businesses can discriminate based on political viewpoint. If you could refuse service to somebody with a MAGA hat or you could refuse service to somebody with a call her. They're workers. It's just the law. Yeah, but smoothie king's

fire them without any consequences. They're like, well, we don't get down like that. We on the franchise. Political speech, including in the public venue. Michigan is not one of them. And the Constitution itself, freedom of speech, does not apply to private businesses. So they got fired.

That's good. They should. Yeah. I mean, what did you think was going to happen? I mean, you know, I just don't agree. Just make the fucking smooth. Even if they walked in with a Kamala Harris t-shirt and they got and they refuse service.

You know, I don't believe in that. It's like, you have your right. You know, I've got like, I gotta tell you, man. What? I got a friend I've known for 40 years and no longer talks to me because he's assumed I'm some right-wing fucking, like, give me some credit that I'm a nuanced person

that is responding to. A friend. Huh? I know. I know. I'm literally like a really good friend for 40 years. I don't think so. Did he hear you say something?

And then he's like, I'm like, you're such a bitch. But also fuck him. What a bitch. What a bitch. Right. All right. Right. I don't want to have one of the pod, Brian.

You know me. You know me. You know what a fair minded person I am. You know me. He knows me so well. I'm a very fair minded person. Like I'm not, I'm not on anybody's fucking team, man.

You know. And there's a lot of that that goes on. And I just, I just think it's ridiculous. You go no contact. A lot of the left does this. A lot of, I'm sorry, but a lot of the left is like,

I'm not talking to you and they go no contact. You know, they said, because they can't defend themselves. Yeah, and it's like, okay, that doesn't make the world better, man. But did he find that out through the podcast? You said something or just something like some of my posts. They were funny Instagram posts. He thought they were like making fun of the people that,

I did something who made fun of some woman who was mad about Trump getting elected and she was talking to her kids. And I'm like, she's bringing her three-year-olds into the shit. She's an asshole. Anyway. Yeah. And I was joking. I'm a comedian.

Fuck off. Anyway. Okay, on a lighter note, this is a Russian wrestler. This is one of my best moves. I do this all the time. It's called the Flying Squirrel. I've never seen it before. It's pretty badass.

Take some balls to even attempt it. Yeah, it does. It does. It does. It does. It does. That could have gone bad. I could have gone bad.

Right? That's crazy. It's the last thing. You get, you get that once. Bad ass, though That's incredible That's incredible That's got to suck to win that, dude

I mean, lose that way I like this guy's comment Y'all didn't think of Russian was going to lose to a wrestling match to a French dude Yeah, facts Connor McGregor's beard hair

That's funny Conner's Oh there was a post of Connor too What kind of goes with what you guys are saying let me see if I can find it though Connor is definitely not fighting in there his take on the whole attack on the UAE

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Hell yeah. It looks like all gay dudes. Now hold on. So Atlanta, Atlanta gets weird. Atlanta is, it's a chocolate city and there are a lot of gay black men in Atlanta.

I stayed in that part of the South where gay black men could go have a life and not get, you know, you know, have to deal with all the ignorance. So. It's popping out of there.

Atlanta, I shot a movie in Atlanta. Atlanta is a place you see a lot of professional. There's a real entrenched professional, like black people who are, Dentists, doctors, black-owned businesses. So there's a real... Would you shoot ride-along down there?

Sorry? You shot ride-along, yeah. Let me see this. There's a real... It gets real gay in parts, real gay. Oh, I messed up. You see men... Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And Jay walked into a pizza shop, buddy. Uncomfortable. You see dudes in high heels and dresses. It's like keep awesome weird, keep Atlanta weird. The parts of Atlanta where you can get down. And one of these guys is wearing a thong. You'll see.

Hell yeah. A thong. Oh, oh. Oh, we got some... Oh, shit. He just got tagged up. Here, thong. Ooh.

Oh, home boy's getting beat up. He's getting jumped by. He's getting jumped by. They're fighting. They're fighting. My girls, though. That's a hammer fist. Oh, no.

The big guy cannot fight. Oh, no. He can't fight. Oh, no. Don't hit him while he's done. Oh, no. The big guy is really bad at fighting. Yeah, he's probably a big sweetie who's trying to stop the fight.

Yeah. And then got caught in the chin, gin, chin, chin, chin. Heavy on the sweet. He's a big sweetie. And that one dude with the thong is getting down. A lot of hammer fisting. Wow. What do you thoughts on this? Wow.

Most watched UFC broadcast on live TV 26. That's impressive. And that's kind of some stats right here. Okay. All right. Good for them. Yeah. Not a great fight, but Oh, speaking of a great fight, shit.

Let me get that thing again. That one. Ready? Oh, Jesus. That guy's a nightmare, huh? He's good. Good God. Oof.

Hey, yeah, y'i. Yeah, it's falling on tough times. Man, just, ah. You guys are the bridge like that, too? Ah. Oof. Yeah, that guy's a really good. Damn, he's a problem, huh?

Problemo. Okay, so I'll just play the video. right now you see a woman she has like loose skin and I don't know you could tell she lost weight probably like a ton of weight oh my god oh no no no oh she used to be very heavy

yeah yeah so it's just like loose gear saggy raw but thoroughly is nothing it's just saggy loose skin these leggings the moment I found them I ran in like order 10 pants because the way that it can shape my entire

lower body and literally give me peaches for freaking days like that's a rump rose back there i could like eat all this thing it's got a freaking shelf also has tummy control support on the front double stretchy pockets love the look from the side as well so freaking comfortable these are so good i am 170 pounds i did grab a size medium i love the level of stretch and fit of these they are incredible and they literally feel like butter on your skin. So the whole point is. There's that thing where they can get rid of the skin in your eye.

Have you seen it though? The scarring still there. It sucks, but it's better than having all that skin. Yeah, it's a tough one for her. Here's one of them if you want to watch. No, I hate this. It's not a girl, baby. It's awful because those dogs do so much damage.

Yeah, okay. All right. Jesus Christ, I can't stand it. It scares me. Let's see more of the stuff. Yeah. This is a Korean military getting criticized for this girl showing up and dancing.

It's to help their morale out and it's help them to get the troops riled up, but they're getting like issues for it. Yeah. It's still very conservative, though. Still very conservative. Okay. It feels like a superstar. Yeah.

Is Korea at war right now? No. I mean, yeah, only white. liberal women are criticizing this. Biden's military had drag shows for the troops. Yeah, probably. Well, it's not porn because they pixelate that. At least that's what I heard.

Yeah, she was pretty conservative. She was wearing, you know. Yeah. If it was North Korea, I suspect ladies had no choice. Besides, I recall learning about it wasn't South Korea. It wasn't North Korea. All right, this one I thought was trippy too. What's this?

Let me put her in a different browser. Did you know Candidson's was one of those, like, video game, video game? music video vixen type girls? No. Who was she in with? I don't know this person. Candice Owens used to be a video vixen. Before she got famous, she appeared in a music video for Youngstaff featuring Maino.

She wasn't the main girl. She was only on screen for a few seconds. This is shocking because Candice Owens is the type of woman who criticizes women for doing this. Yet she did it herself. At the time, she was signed to an agency called Explore Talent and trying to break into acting and modeling. Her part in the video was very short, maybe because she couldn't dance. Oh no. In an interview with fresh and fit, she hinted at having a darker past and mentioned that her best friend was a groupie who used to sleep with famous men.

I actually had a friend ironically in Miami who, like, we were best friends all through high school, went to a club one night, and our luck somehow ended up with like meeting. you know, White Clef and Little Wayne, and she just turned to the whole life. And I remember, I was so broke. And she was living in, like, a condo in Miami. We were in our early 20s. I was visiting her coming from school. And she gave up school, you know, sleeping with everybody, Drake, da, da, da, da, you know. But she was living in, like, you know, imagine. I'm like, you know, I'm like, she was living in, like, she had so much, you know. And she was so innocent. But then she just was effing everybody. And every, I was, like, she had so innocent. But then she just was effing everybody. And everybody. was paying for her. And I remember vividly crying on the phone with my friend named Devin. And I was just like, it's so unfair. She has everything. It's like, of all, only I just slept with this guy, like, I could have everything that he has. And he said, Candace, if you think that in 10 years, your life is not going to be better than hers, you're out of your mind. I promise you stop being friends with her after I just couldn't look at her, do this to her life anymore. And 10 years later, almost to the day, I was with Charlie Kirk. We walked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. And she,

she was the hostess. Wow, working. Oh, shit. Who recognized her first? We were immediately recognized. Right. Yeah. You know, like, inseparable

sisters and like the temptation, the money, the whatever from that one night. And she threw him herself at the rappers, too. Like, it wasn't like, one, it was White Clef John. It wasn't like he was being, like she threw herself at him, whole thing. And it was

wild and actually funny enough, then I went and started working out of school. And I was working at school. And I was working in private equity. And my boss got married and he wanted to get Wyclef John. So I hadn't seen White Cleft inside it. And then I saw him and he said to me, I'll never forget this in the elevator. I am so proud of you for where you ended up in life.

And like, because he just knew that I was the friend that said, no, that would ever happen. She was a friend that said yes. So when I say this stuff to women, I can't stop. I like Candace on. No, that ever happened. So let me get this straight. So White Cliff John was hoon with your friend who's a whore, right? And she's one of many.

And so he didn't hook up with you. Or she's just a young girl. And then 20 years later he goes, I'm so proud of you. You decide not to suck me off and look where you're at now. That never happened. You think Wycleft John, who meets thousands of people a week was like, oh, I remember the young black girl from the club that night. That's not real.

It's a fun story. And I'll entertain it because it's good for the current events. That never happened. But all good. Yeah. And her being a video victim. Okay. She's a lot of stuff.

She's a good story teller. She sees a lot of stuff that doesn't, that's kind of, she'll talk about how Bridget McCone's a man and she's being sued for that or how Charlie Kirk's wife was the one who actually killed him. I mean, she's, she's got an active imagination. So whatever. All righty. This is just a quick one on the Mike Tyson, Floyd May were the thing. Interesting. So according to Mike, by the way, you'll hear Mike talk here. I don't think he knows anything that's happening. Mike. Mike. Yeah. It's already going down. It's going to be going down in Africa. Is it still happening on April 25th? I believe so. Okay. What weight will it be at?

It's just free fighting, catch weight, everything. Okay. How many rounds? Eight, I believe. It's going to be pretty interesting. I'm looking forward to it, yes. I'll be in the same ring that Muhammad and George Foreman was in. The exact same?

They kept it? Yes. Holy smokes from like. Like 1974, right? Yes. That's something I signed for already. Is he doing any exercise? Is he training at all?

I think his handlers just tell him like where to go. It's tough, man. It's clearly a sparring match. You know, that's all this is. Do you think that there's any CT there? Or is there? Man, there's a lot of trauma there. There's a lot of stuff.

Because he's my age. He's my age. He's my age. He's my age. He seems a lot of trauma there. A little. when you, yeah. This is old, but it just keeps popping up in my feed these days.

I'm sure a lot of people, too. Have you seen it about this teacher? No. Hold on. Sit down, neither. Kishon Chabers is a freshman at Valley High School, a Boy Scout, a football player, a member of the ROTC, an honor roll student.

He was hanging around his teacher's classroom door in December. The teacher told him to sit down, and the teacher says that Kishon, use the N-word first. And I just kind of stunned a second. Well, well then get away from the door, nigger. And I was just, I repeated the same insult because that's sort of what I've been trained to do. The school district says that is not what they trained English teacher, Paul Dawson, to do.

He tried to say I said it. And for some, and I didn't say it. And no one else in the class knows that I said it because I didn't. Documents from the school investigation show that several of the students interviewed from Valley did not hear Kishan say the N-word first. Dawson says that students use the slang version of the N-word at Valley High School all the time. He says N-I-G-G-E-R is a racial slur, but says that students use N-I-G-A as often as they'd say, dude, or, hey, man. And Dawson says as much as he does not like the word, he still used the slang version to feel. more comfortable with black students.

Why is this word used so frequently? So how long ago is this? I just don't understand it. And I'm trying to understand it. I need help. Yes, I use nigger. I've used it. I admit it.

I put the H on it to emphasize it's, niga. You know, nigger, nigger this, nigger, nigger, please. He's so-kiss. And he keeps digging. Can you lend the nigger a pencil? What an example are you setting for your state?

What? He said it seven times. That black woman is just sitting there. I'm just so cringed out. That black is, no, I know you can keep in. I'm his generation. I've never used that word. I never used.

Even him are the same age. With an A or an R. I don't use that word. I like I was trying to justify it. I heard it used a lot growing up. I wonder if he got fired back then, though. This looks like some. So for me, I'm so naive.

Dude, when I grew up, so my parents, that never, like we were always taught, you know, my mother and father always explained to me that racism is bad and colorist, blah, blah, blah, was raised that way. I came, I remember when I come back to the States, I'd hang out with my friends from, not even the south, from like Maryland. They were dropping. Bro? Yeah.

Their parents. I went to Florida and we were with my friends' grandparents who were, I think they were probably from, I don't even know, I think it was from New York. and the amount of that word that was used by the grandfather, I was just like, what, no, I wasn't used to it. I was like, damn. All my friends from Brooklyn, when I was at summer camp, I was like, guys, seriously, it was real.

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If it's a new one, yeah, they're actually nice. I'm just such a lazy driver on. I'm a little cutie pie, and I like my little Prius Prius. I'm a little cutie. I find them very easy to drive. It's like my little go-cart. And where's it?

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