The Fighter & The Kid - UFC 267: Calabasas Fight Companion #04

Episode Date: October 30, 2021

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Yeah, we're live. There we go. Boys. Look into my show. Hey. Hey, you're skinny boy. All right. Hey, I have a question.

And I have a question. No. How about this? No. Let's move on. It's important to ask a question because I'm looking at you. I don't like this either. I haven't seen you in person.

Right. So, you don't get some. We know that. Not having the other. Yeah. So it's winter, dude some, we know that. Right now it's not even the album. It's winter, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's winter, dude. It's a lazy out. It's freezing out.

Well, if you do a special, you know, Casper the Nero goes, ah, that'd be hilarious. Nah, dude. Right, but that wouldn't be that funny. But you gotta get some color in it. Dude, I just, I'm a different, you know what it is, dude? What? I'm built different.

We'll in the backyard, though, yeah? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm built different. Yeah, but what does that mean,? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm built different. Yeah, but what does that mean? Dude, you're like super narrow. You know, rappers say that shit. Yeah, I'm different. I'm, you know how like, like,

fucking workout guys would be like, built different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am. Well, not them, I am. Yeah. You should wear shirts as beast mode. That'd be sick.

That would be very cool. You know what you're built like to be very cool. Yeah, you're built like, like if I had a, hey man, turn your chair. What's up dude? Yeah, like a shoulder. Yeah, yeah. There was like a four cameras with this one.

It was all, and we couldn't, and there was a tiny little sliver, like you're the guy who's, and kind of gets through it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think that's bad. I think that's cool. You gotta fucking, you gotta see all the doors.

Even a little crack and he fucking, fuck, and you get, right? That'll be X-Men. Yeah, the Godfather guy. You got to seal the doors, even a little crack and he fucking fuck X-men You know, you just get in there and you're all drawn So I don't like help at all. He doesn't keep the fucking water I don't help at all. Yeah, you drink all the water somehow to get like and then we all die and save oh I don't you die anyway. Yeah, like that's a bad movie. I know I know, but that's that's what you would start. They do you behind me right? Yeah, it's bothering me. Yeah, I mean a cold shoulder. Yeah behind your shoulder rolling rolling rolling

Right, so let me take this off Obviously if you guys know who these two are, I don't know what the hell you've been watching over there is Chris Delia When the funniest man on the goddamn planet, has the biggest podcast in the world, congratulations. And that's me saying congrats. You said it was called, you're welcome, right? You said you're not, it's not called, you're welcome. You should be called, you're welcome.

Yeah, that would be a cool, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Like Moana, you're welcome. I know that song well. I sing it to Calvin. Yes, so do I.

Just to Calvin? Yeah, I sing on the Calvin. Yes, so do I just to Calvin Yeah, I sing on the phone. That's you face time. I'm dude. No, you're outside. Yeah, I face time across the street son You know what? No, no, no, he's been sending emails. Yeah, now I want you guys to know that Brennan I have a $2,000 bet on the Peter Yahn course and I can fight okay If you don't pay me you're see me beat Brian with my bare hands. That's the show. That'd be fun. That'd be good content.

All right, good, yeah. I can't wait. Yep. Well, who are those guys that you just mentioned? Oh, okay, so. They're the fight that's going on. That's right. They're the combing of it.

Can you name one UFC fighter? Yes. Go ahead. The rock. Good. Good. You know, wait, he fights that. What? Do you know what weight he finds out?

The rock is 550 pounds. There we go. This is all correct. 550 pounds. Those are actual WWE stats. Very good. The rock. All right, let me get this reading, kids.

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Yeah, but he's constantly just working out. Yeah, that's all he does. I don't know. Well, how big is his tall as you, right? Like what are you? Well, it's four, he's probably six. He's an elevator one. He's an elevator one.

The Rock is all natural, the one that the for in Elevator the rock is all natural the Brennan is doing nothing but steroids so there's a difference there yeah if I was on his protein powder that would be pretty close I don't know dude his genetics are in he's a big strong guy some other question be if night you

you're past that but for you Chris if you got on that stuff you think you could get like like John Cena I got to get on that shit I thought about getting on that stuff, you think you could get like, like John Cena? I gotta get on that shit. I thought about getting on that shit and just being fucking for real different, just a different guy.

And just fucking yoked as shit. Like, I grow. But nice, you know what I mean? Like, I'm a nice guy. You know what I mean? But don't put it. Like, hey, how you doing? But like, when you shake my hand,

you're like, oh, that's a tree trunk. Okay, yeah. I know. Well, I'll say, I think what would happen, because my frame is, from the chest, I hate saying it. You got a frame on it. But no, but it's ridiculous, right?

No, no, no, no. But my legs are thin. Yeah. And that's it. But not here though, but right here above my knee, the client is okay. They go crying.

And of course, you know the drop, it looks like a teardrop. They go crying, my hips. The client. They go crying. They go crying. And I'm going to try. You know the drop, it looks like a tear drop. They go crying. My hips are like this. No. Yeah, dude. I know that's true. So people call me chicken legs because it looks like I have full chickens in my legs.

No, that's not what I- Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't think that's what it is because what happens is, you are genetically not an athlete, right? So you don't have the ability, there's no power from the waist down. No, it's not true, dude.

You got tits, yeah. No, you never have an ass, right? It hits, bro, what? I haven't asked. Do you? It's crazy. Not really, huh? It go crazy.

You haven't pulled an ass. Now, if you saw stuff, it's in my car. If you saw stuff, I'm really gone on a long time. Yeah, I think I'm gonna one day though. If you went to zoo culture and started deadlifting and squatting, what would happen? You're the expert.

What I blow up, if I did, But Chris got big just doing that, whatever bullshit videos is posted in his house, like jumping on like bottom, I jumped crazy around, jumping around crazy dude. Yeah, you got that jumps? Yeah, pretty big, like you're back like, for real, like you got pretty jacked.

You did actually get thickens from. I don't say actually. All right. Because it happened, right? Yeah, you like actually. Yeah. You know, you actually got like you didn't believe in me. Believe in me.

I know. I look like Captain America when his shield is at rest, right? It's on his back. That's me, dude. Oh, like a turtle. Like a turtle. Yeah, you're turtle. Yeah. What have you ever been in the sun, though?

Why don't you get out of that? Dude, you know what? Yeah, you're the one all scared of COVID. Sun beats that shit. I'm here, bro. You guys have COVID for sure. Dude, we got Vaxade and we had COVID. What?

Of daddy. We're like the X money COVID. We call it proof. Yeah, bullet proof. Sneezing my fucking mouth, Chris. No, that's not even not to what happened. What happened? Nothing. Yeah, bullet proof. Sneezing my fucking mouth, Chris. No, that's not even to what happened. What happened? What happened?

Nothing. Yeah, well, it would be gross. No, I will leak your fun space. I better find a space. There will be a lot of weird memes about it. That would happen. Sure. So yeah.

No, no, I didn't get COVID yet and I'm chilling, dude. Are you bubble boy? Have you not get COVID? Dude, I'm out and people are fucking talking to me and people lean close. I feel like the people, I feel like the anti-vaxxers lean closer now just to prove a point.

For sure. Hey, real quick. Be honest with us. All right. Do you wear a mask in the car? No! I thought you were that guy. That's a stupid fucking thing to do that guy.

Because he calls me from his car. And he has a mask on. He just calls me like this. And he never has a mask. I wear a clown mask ask because he wants me to see the smirk on his face He'll call me like he's won something he just calls me up and I'll be like he pays times and he's just going like this Yeah And I'm like I'm already annoyed. That's nice Yeah, but you're a good friend. It's all good baby. Yeah, I see that

It's all good and then he moves doesn't Matthew McConaughey has that keep living. Dude, me and Matthew McConaughey are like right there together. Oh, he's run for God's keep living. I like him very much. I'm going to be a little bit when he's sitting there, like when he's making that inspirational speech. You fire. No, no, listen to me, man. Fire's being anyone who makes inspirational speeches. Yeah. Just stop doing that. That's right. Well, they stop doing that. Run tough mother because they give one hell of an

inspirational speech before you run that tough mother. I don't think I'll ever run tough mother, Matt. Why not? You wouldn't run it with me in a 30. Have you ever, I don't think you run. Pussy. Hey, hey, pussy. Dude, a little mud.

No, I just like, what do you wear, nothing? What do you wear? Just a certain tee. He's grooming his son to be exactly like him. His son is one years old. And he spends all day with his son with his beautiful. But his son, he had a nice coffee with a straw. And you see his son just calling this. His son reads down and goes, and he starts to sip the coffee at one and Chris goes, yeah.

Be like me. Dude, I like my kid. He drinks coffee. He drinks my like you, dude. I like my kid drink coffee. You drink coffee, man. Black coffee. The first time I went to give him coffee, I was like, because he just wanted to grab anything. You know what, he grabbed a straw, and Kristen was like, oh, well, I don't know. I mean, give him a taste, because it's bitter.

I like it black. Real man, and I don't put shit in it, except for ice. Pretty, pretty. But if you were gonna put stuff in it, you, you're gonna drink coffee. You put the stuff in it, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you't breathe, but if you were gonna put stuff you you're gonna drink when you put the stuff in it You you you Sweet don't

Tart Tart, yeah So I'm still called to that kind of I show with the fucking thing That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right I Show with the fucking thing So so I was like she was like true. It's true Sweet tart tart and ass. Hey, they're like this. Hey, I love that come on I'm about my Brian dude. I love when fans go yeah, I'm trying to show you all about big Yeah, oh, yeah, he does it like that

I love when fans go yeah, I'm trying to y'all y'all don't big Yeah, he doesn't like that constantly No, you guys give me nicknames and then I just never lose Rees. Yeah, I hope they don't say that and in brah This Thursday You've walked yourself the brand problem saying I hope Thursday Friday well Thursday Friday when I'm doing it now why aren't you doing Saturday because I got the fight Compendium Now why aren't you doing Saturday? Because I got the fight companion again.

November 6th. Oh, that's all. Yeah, man. But November 11th to the 14th, when I'm off the hook, OK, that's a Naples. You want to MC for me? No, dude, in Naples, hard to come out.

It's nice to have 10 in front of you. There you go. 15. If you want to 3 and extra 5, that's all you got now. You haven't done stand-ups. Yeah, but dude, I got 20. No, no, no, he's been getting up.

Oh, no. You got a little shake. Yeah, but dude, I got 20 no, no, no, no, he's been getting up. Oh no, he's shaking. No, he's shaking. He's shaking. He was, I said, of course. No, dude, that's not, oh Calvin dream. Yeah, so we drank coffee and my, and Kristen was like, you have it, you know, give it to him. He won't like it and he goes, and he goes,

Ma, Ma, Ma, dude, he's, yeah. He's me. Okay. Ma, he's me. I get get it now now that I have a son. Yeah He's me dude. I made another me Part he's got it now. I made another me. I will live forever That's not I could die now my lineage will move on Chris That's not the reason ever kid you have to know I love him. I know but it's also part Chris He's me

So he's part Chris, but when you look at him in the face. Yeah, he's nothing but me Dude, he has the eyebrows that go fucking Dude, he has the eyebrows that go fucking Yes, dude, he got two bats on top of his head Yeah, he's me to his eyebrows are on like mine on top of his head like a fucking cartoon Okay, we are one Chris you can't your kids come through you not from you You've got to be a little bit less like Egotistical about this is not a Does he have a shoe collection already?

Yeah, he does. He doesn't have a... He is my spawn. Nope, he doesn't have your hair. No, but he will, dude. I was blonde when I was a kid. Where you at? I was a little blonde boy, dude.

All right. And then one day I go like this. Nah. And it goes, and it's dark because if you're a blonde-haired man... Yeah. You're a bit. Who are, dude? You are. You're a lot of blonde people, dude.

Yeah, that's the kind of thing. I don't want them at my shows, period. I don't know blonde dudes at my shows. And that's no cap. That's zero cap. Tell Brian what that means. So that means it's not a lie. I'm telling you the truth.

No cap, Doug. And I don't want any blonde man at my show and here's the other thing too if you're a blonde man and this is a rule you don't wear a leather jacket because no matter what you're not that cool no leather no no no yon yon boggages and and they are the same thing here yon yeah and of course we had a lot of blonde fighters in this thing coming up. I think Hooker has blonde. And Hooker does too. Dan Hooker does too.

That's a sandy, he said that's him, dude. By the way, I'd like to just before we get into this, I got, can I give you my picks for this? For this? Sure.

All right, so I got Peter, and of course, and I'm gonna win $2,000. Dude, you better fucking pay me. I'm gonna pay you, all right. I'll pay, I don't have to. First, make your friend pay me. No, I will have to fucking pay me. I'm gonna pay you all pay up. I don't have to make your friend pay me No, I will have to I got I got I'm I'm going lover. I just yeah, I just

Wanting for him. I love her I love her love her power man. You don't have to do a fist bump. No, I don't have to do a fist bump He fuck you Let me make a whole the fish though you're not Fuck you Chris real quick you watch no sports. No, I saw football no fire McGreeman Beber Kabeber yep Guy fuck got Connor McGregor long time ago back hold and I was crazy But I will say this is good fight.

I guess. This is the left like the next big thing. My favorite guy is, another, another, I know that I was standing with a chin star beard. Yeah. Zendaya, style lender. Style lender.

He literally said that. Style lender. Style lender is so good. Zendaya, what's his name? I was trying to. Izzy, which call me Izzy? Izzy. I like that guy.

I was up late in the one night watching YouTube videos. That guy's unbelievable. I love that when he says, you would like him to do a swag. Yeah, yeah, I see it. No, I'm joking around. I know what his name is. When he's fighting his ass.

He's a bee. When he's fighting Calvin Gessler and there's that clip where he says, there's no problem here. I'm prepared to die. And he goes, that's what I do in now, in the middle of my set, which I'm on stage. I'm prepared to die. And he goes, that's what I do in now, in the middle of my set. I'm on stage.

I'm prepared to die. People are just laughing. They're fucking ass off. And I very quietly say, there's no problem. I'm prepared to die. Only about half of them hear me because the laughter is deafening. Okay, why do you say that? I know what I said.

Why do you say that? Why do you say there's no problem here? The way you talk about your son. Talk about your son normally. Okay. Okay. What's his middle name? Oh shit.

Um. Fuck dude. You know what I'm in now? Matthew. Is it? Yup. Because that's my brother's name. That's Bill of it.

Calvin Matthew D'Lia. I did the same thing. Yeah. Matthew? No. My brother's name. Jake. Didn't even have to hear your brother. You have a brother? Yeah, you've never met Jay?

Kidding, bro. Get with it, man. There is no problem. I am prepared to die. Now, I got to- I'm at it. Yeah, yeah. So what's up, guys?

So here we have a live event. This is what you wanted me to do, right? Yes. Here we have a live event. We've got three chicks sitting on the sideline and we've got a guy here. Now, who are these guys? Can you explain it?

Now, over here in the red shorts, we've got O's Demir. And then on the black shorts here, backing up, we've got Anka-Lave. Oh nice. O's Gidears got, now he, there is no doubt that his fight is, well, he's losing the fight against his hair right he yeah he's sitting up top uh... needs uh... here they're dancing around and it's uh... honestly how hard uh...

would it be if if if every duty if if like who's announcing these fights uh... john panic maybe bizzying i like i'm a paul folder all three of them are busy doing it uh... this guy's rough. Brennan, what is this guy? So Chris, you see the guy on the right in the Black shorts?

He's from Dagestan. And Dagestan is slowly taking over everything. Oh, really? And fighting? Yeah. Now you made up a place, Dagestan. So that's where it could be from. It's near Azerbaijan. You go through a wardrobe, right?

And then you get to a lion. And you could actually ask a question. And he tells you where Dagestan is. Yeah, that could be possible. Right, right, right. Yeah, by Dagestan is near Azerbaijan. Made it up, made it up, made it up, made it up, they're all part of the Iblane Bore.

It's close to Plain Bore and Nagarunaguru. It's the Turkmen people, and they are very, very strong. They're the toughest, awful. Oh, dude. So the guy who fights on the, I think he might be after this, Magomedov, right, Chin, Magomedov, him and Kaby grew up together, and as a kid, Maggev, this, Magomedov, right, Chin, Magomedov, him and Koby grew up together,

and as kids, Magomedov, sorry, Magomedov, as kids they went growing up, as kids, children, things Calvin do, they would carry rocks and go up the mountain. Yeah. Just for the fight. Fighting is like their national sport. So you're playing rap ass with your brother,

it is crazy. They're taking goats, put them on the back. They're the hardest people on the map. And then suck in this goat map. What? That's bad, dude. That's good. No, the goats, put them on the back. They're the hardest crazy man. And then suck in this goat man. What? That dude. No, the utter, the utter for milk. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. They are the hardest people on the back. So I'm trying to tell you, don't let Calvin fight. Yeah. Because that's his competition. These kids are eating grass.

Yeah, it's crazy. It's actually crazy. But you have Dan Hooker over a mock chiff. Just to the, I like, I'm super biased. The chance for winning is not good. But I got a mock chiff. you have Dan Hooker over Mockacheth. Just because I like it, I'm super biased. The chance for winning is not good, but I got it. I love Dan Hooker. He's the next 55 pounder. I don't know how you do with it.

I'm not how you deal with it. How do you deal with it? I mean, you're a coach. How do you, he hasn't put it together yet fully? Oh yeah. Like Josh Johnson trains him. He's known him forever. He's like in the training room.

He's the best I've ever seen. He's like, so what you guys are seeing right now in the UFC, he just like when it's a main event, he just hasn't lived up to his potential yet. Once he puts it all together, because he's about a striker than could be. He's, you know, is wrestling grappling not as good, but still a 10, could be just an 11.

Good guy. But his striking is superior to capypes. Where did he learn striking? AKA or just AKA? Started in Dagestan. Started in Dagestan, yeah. His coach was also a capypes a K started in Dagestan? Starting digs then yeah his his coach was also could be what wears this guy on Kalef train out of Like Chris Edna no yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, with the line. That's crazy. He misspelled venom on the back of his shorts

Says venom in a cool way Yeah, French guys. They're like you're in the merch. Yeah, I have Okay, don't be cocky and don't do that. Are you gonna fuck some brine right now? No, it's just, it's cute when you say that. Okay, man. I'm into merch. Talk to me in a normal voice.

Or is it the people that I put my merch. Talk to me in a normal voice and don't be condescending. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Yeah, I just, I don't, or take that vany right now. And my merch is still going with it, and I'm gonna talk toending. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Yeah, I just I don't take that van in your eye. And my shirt's just still going with Josh. We're just still going with you guys. Oh God damn it Chris.

It's it's going well. Yeah. Yeah, guys. Yeah, yeah, it's going well. All right, dude. Okay, fine. That's how people are right. That's. Okay fine. That's how people are right That's all those business guys are things it's

Long well would be enough. It's not going poorly. I'll tell you that Yeah, no thing drives me that's how you doing busy almost warm I merged today, but it's just shit of man Yeah, this bothers me. Ask me how how things are going How are things going having a lot of fun? You get the fuck out of here. Yeah Are you Unemployed but you have a lot of fun. It's it's going that bad, huh? That was always the thing in acting, whenever you'd ask an LA,

when things are not going well, it would always start with, they'd always answer in a really weird way, like, how's it going? Yeah, no, things are, I got a couple projects. Why'd you see that? Yeah, no.

Man, here we go. So this is not the, this is the fight before the main one? No, there'd be five fights. Yeah, but they're all like killer fights. And Ostemir, Ostemir's no joke. I honestly have no luck. I mean, he's a beat.

He lost his last fight and then they give him this monster. Yeah, that's not too many fights. I watched a few, I watched maybe the last two. You see? Yeah. With a girl or what? Yeah. Oh, that guy, who, I mean, that guy got beat the fuck,

but kept going. Oh, that was a Brian or Tiger that guy got beat the fuck, but kept going. Oh, awful. That was a Brian or take up. Yeah, a sort of take up. And I said, they should stop that fight. When he said one finger two, he said two, after that. You know, it really pissed me off. That guy's too tough for his own good, he's too. I know, I know, I'm right.

I hate him. I hate him. I don't know what fucking dick about it, but I'm like, oh, that's just gotta be unhealthy. Does your girl like watching it? No, sometimes she goes in the other room. Oh, wow. Because she's like, I can't, I can't know what fucking dick about it, but I'm like, oh, that's just gotta be unhealthy. Does your girl like watching it? No, sometimes she goes in the other room. Oh, wow. Because it's like, because she's like, I can't, I can't.

We let Calvin watch it. Um, I actually, uh, I have to put some up with the VR goggles. So you learn to fight? You can learn it. It's very intense for him. Yeah. He cries, but it's like, Okay, do that.

He's gonna get through it. Yes, ask him out. He's gotta get through it, right? And he does. No. After I take it, well, dude, when I take the VR goggles off five hours later, he gets with a fight show. So he's going through. Yeah, he cries through.

No, they do say the children who watch it, they're, of course, all levels go up and all that. Oh, dude, if I put these fights on right now, because Boston grew up watching it. He's two who go like this. Nice. Well, your kids are, your kids are built for war. Your kids are different.

They're built for sport and for combat. They are. for war. Your kids are different. They're built for sport and for combat. They are. Tiger losses tooth last night, woke up crying. I was like, Dad, get my tooth out, the money maker. Yeah. So I went, all right, you look like a hockey player. So I tuned the morning, I pulled the tooth out.

He's like, he's crying. I'm like, dude, this is great news. The tooth fairy comes now, you get money. He's like, really? Daddy don't have any cash. So the tooth fairy gave him a $50 gift certificate to Starbucks. And he goes, so he wakes up this morning goes,

Dad, what is, I thought I was getting cash. I go, just as just cash dude. Two, two, two fairies, two fairies been working nonstop. I didn't have time to get cash. You little asshole. So here's $50 in Starbucks. You like the cake pops just as good? There you go. Cake pops are good. That's he was fine.

How many of you know what you should have done? That's a bit. Yeah, you should have done. When he said, Dad, I got this Starbucks gift card. What the? You should have flipped your fucking legs. Yeah, I've done like you're joking, right? And then he goes, no, look. and you say, let me see that. And then you go like this. No. No. No.

No. The next tooth you lose, I'm going to wait up with a shotgun. And when I see that tooth fairy, I'm going to wait up with a shotgun and when I see that tooth fairy I'm going to blow her fucking brains out He's five so just He's five bro. He's five. What is the less a? Chris the best part is to it goes, dad don't like coffee. It's just, the lesson is, wait, what's the lesson? You don't fuck with the family. Oh, I'm insane. I don't know if that's good, dude.

See, this is why honestly, I think you guys are bad at that. No, we're not. Hey, and you need to understand how to teach your son to be a real glasses. You let your kid fight on the glasses. No, I do keep my son away from his mother. That's what the Spartans did. And he does sleep on a marble slab

and he's from a bowl of gruel. Face down on a marble slab. Yes, and he will train. He will train. Today's puke day. He runs hills. But he's 10, so he's already, he's right. Oh, right, right.

So that guy's too bloody. God, that's- You can beat up pretty wild. And Dagestan, is there like a distinct look, don't they? Yeah. Just not much of a forehead. Yeah, beard. They don't see not a lot of male pattern baldness.

They seem that very good hairline. And just tough as fuck. Tough as fuck. Well, their nose has been broken. Their nose was already broken. Yeah, look at that. My friend's son, wrestled in Ayaz the past five years.

And the way they train, the way they wrestle and the way they train is you'd get shut down. You'd get shut down in the United States. Yeah. So how about the guy who fights next, Hamzaa comes at daddy. Before he was in the UFC, remember Conor was talking shit to Kebib,

some other guys about being Dagestanian. He was like, one in O, he wasn't in the UFC. He flew to fucking Ireland to find Conor and beat him up, because he disrespected Dagestan. And he got, he just comes out, the guy who got, he got to fight his next, yes. He got COVID, right? Yeah, COVID.

But he flew to Ireland to just to what is that cheese he's like I was just gonna go to his gym here to eventually get that beat the shit out of him yeah for disrespect and uh... dig a stand yeah he got stopped by uh... police officials at the airport they could they contain them for I think he said seven hours didn't feed him or anything was like you gotta get back on the plane and they flew him back because he lives in Sweden. They flew him back, flew him back, flew him back. Chees, that's cool. Yeah, flew him back, flew him back. Hi, I think it should be flew him back. Me too.

Take down Chris, inside trip, take him. So there, the other brain buster's crazy. I guess it's right back up though. By the way, look at his leg, look at that, look at that, Anna-Club's back of his leg. He's been taking some leg kicks. Kick, kick, kick, kick. Oh yeah. This guy's got some ham hawks on him. Yeah, big, strong guys. On a club back of his leg he's been taking some leg kick kick kick is oh yeah

I just got some ham hawks on yeah big strong guys. It's crazy when they're fucking hamstrings pop out like that like biceps Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's crazy when their hamstrings pop out like biceps Yeah, there was these guys are wow. They're really going aren't they did you ever here? Did you ever hear you did you ever hear, you know how John Anke has to do it? And like, when it's like the pre-lims, he has to give like backstory to some of the guests. Yeah.

Before I say this, there's nobody that I love more than John Anke. He's so good, but you know, John Fillet and he's like, uh, you know, I forget the guy's name's like, Robbertson, domestic violence case going on. He did. Yeah, and it's all quiet in here. So anyways, he's three and a half in the U of you can hear the whole broadcast like okay, and it is so good

I don't know how they do that so good, dude Vinskully used to do it alone with the Dodgers like with the Dodgers Yeah, yeah, you were small though, you know, yeah, well that's there's more down time exactly Yeah, but you have so many guy like batter, you know Next all right. You're just talking about one guy here one guy. Yeah, but still at least there's actually four last series against the red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, to be that knowledgeable is fucking crazy though. Like, like, anic, right?

It's just like, yeah, and the one's crazy. Especially this card, especially this card, fucking so many guys from Russia and Dagestan and Europe, so the names are, look at the names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what those are. But obviously, how does, but anic never fought. How does he get to be, he just came up with, he's so good at it or yeah, I know what those are but obviously how does he but I never thought how does he get to be He just came up with so good at what he just smart. How do you know he started on ESPN?

He's just oh those guys are special guys on the ESPN. Yeah, all those guys on the ESPN Those they because they started a lot of time with the old writers, but a lot of all of them like a lot of them Who started as sports writers? They just know sports you know see they well start a sport. Yeah, that's what I know started I think it was I think it was Chicago I think starting Chicago or Philly a lot of those guys And Skibalus something started with in Dallas. He was the Cowboys and liners beat writer good writers Yeah, and then they have personalities and they're fucking oh look at his eyebrow. Oh Damn Jesus Christ. Hey, be in boxing, they'd stop that fight, right?

No, no, it's not bleeding into that. Oh, fuck dude. It's about to check hook. Oh, fuck it, just split, so good. Yeah, the rear tougher way to make a living. It's so hard, dude. And then, Chris, you'd quit there. Chris, what would you do if Calvin, when he's like,

I could talk about dad, dad, I want to be a cage fighter. I would send him to my house. Yeah, or I would just be like, you know, I do ship them to Austin ship in a Rogan. You're wrong. You do it. It's just fucking UPS. I don't know. Yeah, it's a bit you don't, but honestly, like, you know, these guys haven't been older yet. You know, to mean, I mean, like, like, these guys just get knocked the fuck around. Like, there's no, but, you, you, you have, see, is relatively young. Like, when these guys are 70, could be a ton. You saw what happened.

You know what I mean? You saw what happened to Muhammad Ali. It's just like, yeah. You know, I don't know if you guys know Muhammad Ali was like one of the greatest. Boxers, boxers, different sports. Yeah, it is a different sport and you're right, but he took a lot of, yeah. It is, it, it, it is in its infancy as far as like major sports Yeah, but you're seeing more and more like you'll see some got you know, I'm not saying anything

We see some like all the famous really like yeah, that's how this ends. Yeah, I know it's like like like a Coleman It was like I need a hip replacement. Oh, well, that's not good. You die as you break your hip. You're dead Maybe you're dead. Yeah. Maybe. No, that's not good. Nope, nope, nope. You drink McDonald's coffee, huh? Yeah. You and I used to be close and then that.

Okay. That separates us a little bit. Okay. Why? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, drive through in a Ferrari. I have. And order the coffee. Yeah. Have you varied your diet or do you still eat only two? I'm saying white bread turkey and

I don't eat white bread. I actually didn't white bread. I like white bread. But I don't eat white bread that much. Yeah. What do you eat besides? I eat a lot of, you know, bowls, rice bowls. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Dude, you know, bowls, rice bowls, fucking, dude, you not,

I'm asking a question. You know I eat. Have you checked, have you checked to see if you're malnourished or not? No, dude, I'm just a certain color because I'm built different. Okay, have you got any more tats? No, but I want, oh no, but I got one coming up.

Do you think your face is getting on your back? Oh, it's gonna be surprised. What is it? On your back? No, I'm not even getting your back? It's gonna be surprised. What is it? On your back? No, I'm not even gonna tell you. On your back. Not telling you where, not telling you what. Just people like that.

I hate when people make something. That's not a mystery. I don't tell you in my tattoos. I just do it all the time. All right, when I get it, you gotta see it. Okay, you're gonna see it. I'll tell you what, you're gonna see it. Okay, yeah.

But I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do and when I do it, you know. get my dates tattooed to your back. Dude, the thing is, then the dates will pass and they won't be for promotion anymore. So that's a stupid idea. But just as a, this is the guy. No, dude. I'll give you, you should get my name tattoo

because I've been such an influence. Dude, comedically? No, look at me. No. No, look at me. No, no, look at me. I'm looking at you. I'm not getting your fucking. Hey, did he take your workshop? He did.

You did. You used to study me. Not a day went by that you weren't in the back like this when I was riding. Just fucking pulling shit out. You and Dove. Yeah, yeah, and he'd be like this. Learning. I don't make that known.

I heard someone in the way he said, you know what he was doing? And he was going like this. Papa. No, I don't say Papa when you're on stage. Wow, you used to, when I was your teacher. No, you're not. And I was your guru.

No, don't say guru. Yeah, I was your guru. No, dude. You hear Don't say Guru. Yeah. I was your Guru. No, dude. You were the mama bird bee? Yeah, he called me Sensei for a long time. Oh, I didn't. You did under your breath sometimes.

I shouldn't be talking about this. This is not fair. I shouldn't. I didn't. You would come to me like this with his hands like that. Why? Because you just needed me to fill your hands with knowledge. I don't know how. I have this trunk hands with knowledge. I don't know how.

I have this drunk girl thing, but I don't know how to do it. That was a while ago. Dude. That was a while ago. You have coasters for your own shit? Yeah. You've heard of ESPN, right? Bro, it's not.

Hey, hey, you've heard of worldwide sports. I mean, honestly, no, I haven't heard of that. Really? Yeah, I know ESPN, but. Have you heard of NBC? I'm just, I know it's NBC. Have you heard of NBC? I've heard of NBC, dude. I worked for them for a long time. So, yes, I know NBC.

He's not like a network. Yeah, I get it, dude. This is the thick point that we're having. Hey, hey, hey, Chris. It's annoying, it's called thick point, no work, dude. I want it to be called, I want it to be initials or something. Yes, PN, NBC.

Your face is so turned off. You want me to call it TBN? Yeah, Thick-point network. TBN? We can call it TBN. TBN. Hi, Brennan Child, for TBN. Do you only Thick-point merch?

Oh, you know this. Do I own any? I don't own any, but I would like to have some. Yeah. I'm not thick. Do people wear and they're not merch? Oh, you know, do I own any? I don't own any but I would like to have some Yeah, but I'm not I'm not thick do people wear and they're not thick. Oh, yeah, really? It's a lifestyle Dude, I just think don't say it's a life-size. It's a lifestyle. Hey thick It's in the heart. Oh I gotta go Hey, man, let him just be is let him, let him mark it his stuff.

Dude, hey. No. Hey. It's just, that's what he's doing in a lot of people. He's in the heart. Thickness is right. He's in a little bit. Why?

He's in, see, it's hard to resist. And you'll get drawn in. It's hard to resist. But it is, it's right here. Where? It's in the heart. Yeah. Here we go.

We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. here we go. I happen to. Have you seen Dune when they, did you see Dune yet? No, no. I won't either. Oh, dude, how come? And I think midnight mass that series is overrated. I was like, oh, fight.

I thought it's a little afraid. Now, that girl, Sam Sloan, the girl who's the Bible Thumper, was an acting class with her for 10 years. She's great. One of my favorite people in the world. And she, she's so good. One of my, she's amazing. I wanted to I did the worst

I got the end ending. I didn't it was to other one. Yeah, but so did squeaking and here's boiling three two one Scuducey squeaking. I wanted to talk about doing but it's all good No, we haven't seen it. All right, have you seen squeaking? What about what about All right, have you seen it? All right, have you seen it? What about her? What about her? Talk about other things. She shows the kind of broke off a little bit.

It's fine. Just wanted to talk about healing. Okay, my talk does, talk does about fucking doomed. Oh, so yeah, so in doomed. There's like a voice that you can do. Like he says, like, can you pass me the water and she's like, use the voice and then he goes like, bust me the water and she just goes,

Ma, and gives him the water. That's what that thick boy thinks. Yes, don't do that to me. All right, sorry. Anyway, do it. Sorry. That would have been a much better joke. Had you not broken off into everything,

Netflix is fucking streamed into the past fucking three months, you fucking cocks. Hey, cocks. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, It is good, but it's crazy to me the madness around it. It really is, yeah, it's good though. I'm not, no, hey, I just, I'm shocked, it's so fucking big. I thought it was really well done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if I hear Brian say one more time,

dude, the way it's shot, I'm the one who's gonna get it. I thought it was, I like it. I'm a big fan of Koreans. Oh, they make some good shit. They make great ass food. They make real, the best culture. I like that. Yeah, no horror.

Bra. You don't wanna talk to me about Korean horror films. I know, I know my way right. I can't. You're gonna be all like, Oh, dude. Have you seen Jen? That's a, that's a, that's a well-known one.

Sure, yes. Yeah. You're back like a con. No,'s a well-known one sure yes like a con no no no it's not exactly a deep cut yeah it's a good you know it running yes that's good man you're being so condescending and real estate what are your favorite Korean

There's I don't know No, but you speak correct just honestly Asians do horror way yeah, it's like. Although I will say I saw the ring, uh, American version. Uh, and then I saw the ring. What? You saw the ring. Yeah, so, so no, but my point is the American version better, I think. Everyone's like, you got to see the original. Oh, do you see the grudge though? Yeah. It's scary. Yeah. The new one's way better. This guy, there's a American one. Oh, there is. Yeah, it's good. Oh really more scary a new new one. Yep, like guys the biggest head in the world Yeah, I was gonna say the biggest head ever seen. Now these fight that's got that food to Ireland to fight

Talon yeah Another dog stand. I mean, you know just rough. Oh, That's crazy Guys are they're fighting today. Yeah right now. Don't one of the fights. Did we bet on this, Jim? No, we should though. I think we, did we? It's come to a better bottle of whiskey of choice. Or money.

All right, how much money? All right, $500. Oh, I'm chill. Oh, you, are you taking the guy? I got a leeching that he's so like, he's an underdog, but I'm still taking, but I can definitely see him winning. Come to a $500.

Come to a $500. Come to a $900. Yeah, I know, but here's the thing and I heard the taking. No, I can definitely see him winning. Come to 500. Come to the nightmare. Come to the nightmare. Yeah, I know, but here's the thing, and I heard the USP had like, you know, guys, the gambling experts. Yeah. Like, come to that, but you gotta remember, he has a fucking here,

and he had a trophy. Yeah, he did. He struggled with COVID too. Yeah, so we have no idea. So for him to be a minus, whatever, 500 is insane. Yeah. Because the thing are they,

those guys don't fucking know. That's either do I. It's a fucking fight. It comes out from Chechnya or is he from Dagestan? I think he might be from Chechnya. Let me look it up real quick just in case. Oh, with Chris on this, I feel like he might be from... Made it up.

Made it up. Made it up. He is Chechnya. He's here peeing up. Chechnya. Yeah. Peerion is such a nightmare. Fight's not up yet though, you know.

Do people know the guy didn't show up? Did you say why? To people? Because remember the Josh? Oh, sorry. Yeah, Josh Trump's not here. He's sick, not COVID. He just had like flu cold-like symptoms and he has to fly to Dublin to work the Bellator

card. He's like, dude, I don't want to fly to LA. I got to get over the sickness. So he's going to be on to work the Bellator card. He's like, dude, I don't want to fly to LA. I got to get over the sickness. So he's gonna be on next Saturday, the next Calves. Oh, he wasn't even in LA. No. He flies in from Santa Claus. I get it, I get it.

He's on everyone, that's my guy. How come you have a 747 tattoo? Hey, tell him about being a road dog, tell him. Tell him. Tell him about life. So I travel a lot for Santa Pcomedy. Jet Setter. Jet Setter. And so I got a plane on my wrist,

on my, well, that's on my wrist. I think it's even worse than telling people why you get that. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of, you know, hey, mine, it's personal. I know, but it's like, you know, that's like one of those model airplanes that you have as a kid,

and you have a tattoo to your fucking wrist. And it's also Spirit Air Line plane, which drives nuts, yeah. I told him, give me the spirit. Oh, yeah. I want that spirit. Dude, make sure the plane that you put on my forearm is a plane where the seats don't go back, I said.

Yeah. And he goes, Spirit Airline. Yeah, you got it. You should have a no for it. Do not touch me. Do it. You got a really strong, you have strong physical bound. I'm trying to do, yeah.

Well, I'm trying to do the fucking voice Yeah, I was talking about doing yeah, just how you talk to your son do you do you do you make me drink by myself? I'm sorry, but also hey you sober huh? I don't drink. Yeah Okay guys, I mean don't make me don't pressure me and you come in Dude make this coffee is good in for McDonald. McDonald's, I would never eat. Hey, did you get a fucking McFlurry? No, dude, I don't eat that fucking shit.

I don't like it. You just get the coffee? Yeah, that's it. You don't like the McRiddles? Come on. Hey, hey, hey. Honestly? Hey.

Hey, hey, can I say? You don't like the hash browns? I like the hash browns. I'm not saying I don't like biscuits, sandwich. Yeah. Hey Chris. Who like biscuits, sandwich. Yeah. Hey Chris. Who fucking went, hmm. Dude.

So I'm kind of the back homers here. Mm, biscuits. Dude. I don't. I don't. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh, they're going to kiss.

What? Dan is looking sick, huh? I went down. Dan is looking very sick. He went down. He goes down. Hey You make real with it dude. I of course it's good. It's engineered to be good. Do you let Calvin eat it? No, I don't want him to eat it, but sometimes it's wrong with you. Well, I mean yeah every now and then he

Can I say a sentence without you fucking? All right. Sorry, man. Sorry. God dude. He he eats sometimes. I know that Kristen sometimes is like driving around, you know, just fucking like, and she's like, I gotta get fucking, gotta get a feed. For I get it, yeah. And that's fine, I don't wanna be a fucking Nazi about it, you know what I mean? You don't want the weird kid who's like,

he had a McDonald's per second, like I'm not, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not gonna eat that shit. What, you're better than Calvin? Thing you're better? No, I don't think I'm better than Calvin, but I'm not gonna eat. Do you have, you're better than Calvin? Think you're better? No, I don't think I'm better than Calvin. But I'm not gonna eat. Do you have McDonald, you don't even eat fucking, yeah, this guy's not gonna eat.

I did the other day, though. I was an airport and I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I was an airport and I had hash browns and I had a, oh, you make muffin? Fucking delicious. Oh, I know it's so good. Fucking delicious.

The best. God, that fucking post-mates sent a bonnet 10 o'clock last night, you piece of Cinnabon. Wow. You were a little bit of a back in at night. When the sun goes down, that's where you get through the dream.

I'll tell you right now, I don't like Cinnabons. Yeah. Because you're very disciplined all through the day. Yeah, I don't. It's too much. It's too much. Dude, you know, you can get just the middles with icing now.

I will fight you. Yeah. You don't like Cinnabon? It's too much. It's too much. You put it in your mouth and you go, you can get just the middles with icing now? I will fight you. Yeah. You don't like cinnamon? It's a little much. It's too much. You put it in your mouth and you go, where am I? It's too much. Oh, I put in my mouth and you know, this is heaven. You can eat and then I, and then I,

and then I, and then I, it's a car crash. It's a car crash. It's a car crash. Wait, you don't have, you don't have an overwhelming sense that it's way too sweet. Yes, yes. No.

Okay. No, I will say this. I like the way you're reacting, but I disagree. I like that you are standing your ground, but I disagree. Really? If I had a box of them, do you think you could eat all of them in a sitting for real? Bro, like this, like this.

Yes! Ah! And they're done. That's what you think. Like the cool-aid, man, dude. I would really, and it had, how do you feel afterwards? Terrible? Fine. And I ride my bike for 40 miles. Wow. Like the cool-aid man dude, I really look you monster it and then how do you feel afterwards terrible fine? I write my bike for 40 miles. Wow

Do you know that they say if you have lots of muscle glycogen you use the glycogen your muscles actually shut up Thanks Chris Shut up dude, but I just that's boring is fucking all get out dude. Come on. Let me speak. Let me be glycogen Well look over at me first of all dude Hey, like a gin is fucking boring to talk about dude. Hey, let me tell you something I'll look at you, but when I turn my head you better be in a lab coat Because you're talking about glycogen Now if you're not in a lab coat you have to stop talking

Would you look at that This is Chris one time fucking glycogen. Hey, this is Chris. It's me Rogan It's just a bunch of comics at the comms were just sitting around the parking lot I started talking and I said one thing I go well historically Chris goes oh Jesus Christ here's Brian ready. It is this boring Brian again. I'm Brian science science history history You're so fiercely anti-intellectual now. I'm fucking intellectual bro One intellectual thing Okay, great one book you've read.

Dagestan. Dude. You're so stupid. Dagestan is a real place. Okay. I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's fucking very, in 500 on this channel.

Yeah, let's do it. 500. I like it, Gin, I like where you're going with this. I like your lawyer. Well, he's Chinese. Chinese. Yeah. These guys were last. So this guy shaves under arms. He's Asian. This guy shaves his whole body. This guy's very, very shabet. Hey, Russia be considered Asia. Right. It would be considered Eurasia.

And you're a generation. And you were at LA. Eurasian land. What do you say? But then also downtown is creation. It's Eurasian land. But then also downtown is creation. And then also Orange County. Orange County. So anywhere at LA. Yeah. But it's you could technically say that. But I would say it's considered the Eurasian land. More you know Chris. Oh this dude's a fucking warrior. He is a fucking warrior Don't be so bad at that from big trouble in little China, huh? Dude, he's no joke.

He's clearly similar. Oh, it's such a beast. He micro-indulging. What, how tall are these guys? Five, four? No, these guys are actually just a- No, these guys are actually just a- He's probably not a doctor, it's probably about five, nine.

That guy. Six feet for a laser. Come that's six, two, one, seven. Oh, oh. Oh, probably walk around 190. Yeah, yeah easy Comsatz comes that's big dude six six one. Yeah Yeah, six two for comes up. Yeah It's the same place ways. Wait. You were sitting next to him. You go. Oh, this guy's freezing that yeah. Oh really? Well, I know China, but that specific part. Oh, I don't but they're I think their teammates

I'm gonna say he's near by the way Looked this up. I think he's near in the goby desert. I think he's from Mongolia. I think he's from that part There's some go in him. Yep, cuz cuz uh homeboy raped so many people right he spread his seat. Uh, yes, uh, fucking Gangs con. Yeah, but Mongolia know Chris these fucking lineage of scotch He raped so many people he spread his seat Mongolia though. Uh, they have wrestling They have they're big wrestlers in Mongolia Brian tell Chris how they survived on horses. They're the first dude. I don't want to tell I already I've learned that and I let it fucking leave my brain

I don't need to know that you know Do you know how the do you know on long trips how the Mongols survived when they're on with the horses? What do they do? Yeah, dude? What they do tell tell what they eat tell them they fucking whatever the post-match was back that Okay, no, that's not correct. I like it's close, but it's not correct get another guess I don't know I just know that they couldn't track it while it came to them No, no, they would drink their horses blood. They were tap a vein and they would Maris milk Maris milk and blood and they would from they would mix it well you know what you know this

that's not good that's not good no that they did that you shouldn't have done that and you know how I know they're all fucking dead now okay fear point fear point yeah well this what what does it say does it say he's from what part of China originally same party I'm gonna say the Kobe doesn't serve from the same problem not sure, but it's this Tatchang Xinjiang China, but but but Brian you said this guy up but Brian you said that

This guy's thick he looks lean is shit. He's lean but but heads. Yeah, he's lean But I when he's probably not training he probably goes up to 190 195. Yeah, but still I won't say yeah, yeah Look at him. So different parts China, 195. Yeah, but I still, I wouldn't say stick, yeah. Look at him. So different parts of China. Zang Wily and, oh, they're different parts. But I'm sure they're, I remember they were like teammates or they know each other really well.

Hey, you know what's weird is how we have all these issues with China, right? And then the winter Olympics is in Beijing. And then we all got to go then pretend everything's all good. Like they're not taking Hong Kong as slaves in China. I'm the weavers., what would you call me? The weaker.

Call me a weaker? Yes, I'm saying the weaker. Because that's offensive. The weakers are there, Muslim, you call me a weaker? You call me a weaker? At least say we got. Yeah, at least two ERs.

Guys, a weaker, guys, wow. Look at this. Look at him talking now. He's excited. This is gonna be so awesome. This is great. Minus 600 is insulting. Yes, I know. He's not my 600. I would give him talking now. He's excited. This is gonna be so awesome. This is great. Minus 600 is insulting. Yes, I know. He's not my 600.

I would give him minus 200. Because we have no idea. He's been out for a fucking year. He's been fighting his whole life. Look at him. This is where he belongs. I take it easy, Brad. He's excited.

He's excited. And that's what I'd do. You know, it's weird. I was watching the embedded and the weigh-ins. Not a ton of people came out. Like to those. Like, you know, in Vegas or wherever, like Atlanta for say, like it's packed. But it is that, that yeah, it's island area.

So it's gotta be, you gotta fly in from wherever it's gonna be tough. Weird though, right? Like I watch them, I was watching them do their open workouts like Jesus Christ, there's nobody there. Chin, can you locate on a map what town worries from what province? I'm gonna tell you it's close to.

That guy's my first ref in the UFC. Is that right? Yep, hers out. Is he, what's his background? How do you become a ref? You train. I think you just like fill out some paperwork and then you're there. Does that happen all right?

What's happening? Is that touch hang press? Yeah, I'm right. Perfection. I believe that's in the Kobe test drive. Here we go, Chen. All right, we want 500 cash daddy Because my kids oh damn you took him down

Oh Yeah, when my kids tooth falls out of any cash Also to the 80s now you're doing who has cast oh He's talking most places don't take me talking Look your son's a fucking savage. He's a savage dude. He's just this is where he was a savage The guy top he's like a full the both monsters. monster. Yeah, but the on top he had the most talk in a day. Look he was talking to him. But yeah, comes out as way better graph. Oh, there's a little uh, uh, oh my god. Oh, yeah, that kid

the viral right? Yeah, he's always older. He's like 40. Wow. He's not at all. He's like 18 or 19 years old. That's true. Actually, he's 18 or 19. Yeah, but he's super famous now, right? I know. Yeah. Look at him. He looks mad. Yeah, he looks mad. He's fucking pissed. The kid should be happy. He's the hums. That's winning. Is that true that he's 18 or 19? Yeah, Brian. You said it.

He wasn't he supposed to fight chin? I think it was a running joke. I'm not sure if he was actually playing. He would lose. He's going to fight another smaller dude. Same kind of condition. How do you get him off you B? Look at his hips.

If it's going to be this then Hans has to win for sure. He's not, you know, damn look at his hips and just I know if it's gonna be this then Hanzo's gonna win for sure. Okay, let's see cuz he's not you know, Dan look at those Saudis look at that handsome mother fucker on the left Do is that what's how we do just fucking Jesus? Guys are more and be some Dubai you know Rich those out of dude. Yeah, but bro that guy fucking look at ruins for sure Oh, so it's Paul Felder. Oh, it's DC

Dude look at those salad god I wish oh, that's bad. Hey that guy's tough is shit right on the last Hey, what do you see he could take a culture appropriation if I wore that Saudi outfit? Roundup on Where they're very close to toe a Chris Hey Chris, well, if you know this No, people were a Chris I know this dude. Hey dude. Hey, just hear me out what I'm selling thubs that say life risks. Oh, that'd be cool All by one is that offensive? Hey, I'm a lord. You're what a lord? Now, okay, he's flying. You're not a lord. I am

Okay, well, I don't really understand what the fuck I know it's almost done. It's almost done. You can't stop if you can defend them He's so fucking you can't get them off you know what they say they say this isn't even a ounce of how town today is There's no one no one's been able to push them now. Hey. Oh It's our God dude. He didn't get off the dude you fucking leading it a punch off. Oh this Winking he's winking at him hold on let's see who's winking the guy in there It's over it's over. Well what how did he not sink it yet honestly It's over but wait let me add hold on hold on look at this I don't know how he's not passing out. Yeah

That's what I'm saying god damn how's he not passing out? Oh Look at this. I don't know how he's not passing out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh Dude, let's see. Oh This is fist for me $500 Hey Chris I'll buy you a fucking cheap coffee for McDonald's damn I thought it was gonna be a striking match. That's why you do whatever wait a minute give me $500 I'll give you $500, man. That was fun to watch. Yeah, he was just gonna pass out.

Did you meet the shit up? No, he passed out. Look, he's still out. Yeah, he wasn't saying he wasn't gonna tap. Hey, you wanna try it? No. I've had it. I have done it.

You tried to shit, didn't you? Yeah, I did, yeah. Chris gets into something. He's in. Yeah, I know. But he's still buying kicks now. Six minutes, stop right there. Still buying kicks nonstop I stopped because of the pandemic. It was like I'm not you know wearing them anywhere bro. You know I want those oh damn

It's time out the mummies. Yeah, I'm talking about those. Yeah, so annoying the 70s early. All right, who? By the way by the way, you may as well just hand comes out the fucking doll now for 85 Well, well, oh, oh, oh, no first of all he's 70 hey dude is there stuff to eat 70 yeah dude my catered we got Nashville chicken hot sandwiches when you're done yeah but you only get it if you're funny she's you want some from us I really got to turn it on you probably but I'm not gonna turn it on hey how many bring us that anyway you guys ever been wait the what what he's what he's 70 70, that's crazy because he was fighting at 85.

Who is that 70, right, Jim? Yeah. Who is running the show? Oh, what happened? Usman. Usman. The nightmare. The Nigerian nightmare.

Shout out to Cristiano Coyote. You know what? Who went to Azuzopacific? I know Cristiano Coyote. The Nigerian. Who you play for? He was, come on daddy. A.C. West, rival of my Broncos.

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No, it's not you. Hey, I've worked on it. No, you, hey. Hey, I worked on it. Dude, I like your reading skills. Thanks, dude. Hey, I worked on it. Okay, can you explain that please?

Sure, you just read more. Okay. Yeah. And then you say it out loud. So that's not- You have to do 25 reads a week, dude. Okay, so you've worked on reading or the way you're- Reading out loud. Oh, okay, I understand.

Yeah, dude. He had a little speech thing going on. Okay. All right. Dude, I'm not bullying. No, it sounds like he's bullying. No, I'm not, dude. I'm not bullying.

I'm not- Speech measurement. I don't think- I didn't even know you had a speech and better, I just thought you always had cupcakes in your mouth. Oh man, you'll say it. No, that's not true.

And you've been a bun thing made sense. Oh, I know. And it always has fucking cupcakes or synabons in his cheek. No, man. That's what I thought. That's not what you thought you're being. I'm sorry. You're not being sorry.

You're making a deal back're not saying just for you You know hungry. I came on strike to strike to I'm gone. Okay, but don't Okay, apologize that I don't I'm sorry. I don't I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry Thank you. I'm sorry and I also I'm sorry that I thought no that lamp was from the middle ages That's a Tiffany lamp you heard a Tiffany Chain hey you ever heard of NBC? Have you ever heard of Change it he heard of like Fox news. Yeah, dude. I've heard of Fox news. This is TBN

You've heard of like Fox News? Yeah, dude, I've heard of Fox News. This is TBN. Oh, TBN. Hey, you are going gray. Yeah, I am. I am. We all got graces. And that's funny coming from you.

No, I just appreciate that my friends are getting older and cashin' up to me. I can't wait. Dude, I can't, when brought 60? I can't wait until however many years it takes, I walk in and I'm fuckin' like that guy from the Virgin Airlines guy or whatever the fuck I'm gonna grow out. I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna fucking white contact lens dude. I'm gonna be Yeah, bro, and I'm gonna do comedy like that. Oh, and people are gonna be like I don't know It's kind of distracting but in the thick of my fucking act, when I stop and I say, it doesn't matter, I'm prepared to die tonight. They understand. Do you understand? They understand.

Now, I had to dig deep in my memory to remember what that saying was, but I got it, because I'm a professional. It's called a callback. And I do callbacks. And when I do, they hit you like that wave and deep impact that comes and hits the fucking dad and daughter. That's what happens.

I feel like, do you remember that movie? I do, do you know why? I stored it in my brain. Just in case I needed it. my brain. Yeah, for reference. Just in case I needed it. Okay. And now was the time. Okay.

Because I'm a professional. Okay, you know, I've never said that before. You have? But now I have. Okay, Chris, you see. And I will say, you're welcome. No. I'm going to clip this part, put it on Instagram.

Okay. So the world can see. You know you're acting. I'm going to clip this part, put it on Instagram. Okay. So the world can see. You know you're acting. I'm a profession. No, you're acting like a Messiah. You have a Messianic complex. Admit that. So in Dune. Oh, fuck. Fucking unbelievable. You're being grandiose and very, very, your turbo arrogant right now, you need to dial it down a little bit. Do, say something with humility. Be humble, say something that makes us realize you're actually humble.

Say one thing. I will, yes. This is the thinnest my wallet has been in the long time. I thought for a second that is not humble. No, I thought it was one of the coasters and I go, oh, it's not, but yeah, it's usually yes. It is. That's a Gucci wallet.

That's a Gucci with a stake on it. And you're saying. Well, it just usually doesn't fold, right? Right. Because you're not. It's too thick. Is that what you're going to say? No, I don't.

Because of his merch. Right, so the merch, yes, life rips, fucking, make friends and comments, fucking, well, you know, it's like, no, you know what I mean, it's like, I said, the shit, the shit usually fucking like a pops, like a booby trap leg, but. Yeah, you went like today.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, did you train this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you train this morning or you just wake up a lot of bed? Nope. For a lot of bed. Is this early for you? Oh yeah. Oh, it sucked.

Oh, it sucked waking up. Because you're a night guy. Yeah. Well, I'll take a while, also. It's not sped up. It's too far. It's a, we're in Calabassas. It's a beautiful trip.

Oh, Calabassas is awesome. If you take a nice drive though if you take I Piece H. I love it. Yeah, I like it here live eight minutes from there, but hmm now That's Rose Nama Jonas She's phenomenal that is and she has the Lord that's that fight next in is that not on this Next we should be next week I can't next week. That's that. That's that.

Wow. This is just so these women can they beat the fucking shit out of you? Yes. Right. I know. Yeah. Rose, my my my speed, my cunning, my fight IQ, my my my

repertoire, my my arsenal., my repertoire, my arsenal. I have a task. Yeah. You know what happens? I go like this. I know what you watch, Pete. I know what you watch. Chris, what?

I bet you watch Logan Paul's fight. Oh, I watch that, yeah. Yeah. Now he's fighting my Tyson. Can I get your, oh, I actually have thoughts on all this boxing shit that's going on and I with like the youtubers and the well the youtubers it yeah it honestly if you're taking it as seriously as Logan Paul

and fucking Jake Paul then you know they deserve a chance to box right I mean but there's clearly a market for it to make him really right now I understand that you're also training hard for it but I mean that though I you know I think if there's a market for it you have to agree yeah but it's yeah no one's watching it's like what do you do but it's all well if it's but but but my question is and I don't know much about it but like the it's really fucking irresponsible irresponsible is that the word yeah not irresponsible right but I said that but I put a beyond it and you made from my speech yeah I know I know

I know I fucked. I fucked up. I fucked up. I'm sorry, but I don't have you. No, but thank you, I appreciate that. General chain around your neck. But yeah, it is Jim. So, so, that is general. So, wait, what was your chain?

Oh yeah, so, all your time I look at you. But isn't it irresponsible for a guy to just be like, okay, I want a box now and a year later getting a ring and like, they're gonna fucking, somebody's gonna die. I trained for three years, but they are. They are, they are, but some of the guys aren't, right? I'm saying Jake and Logan. But the rest of the YouTubers, no one's taking serious

and they're fighting other YouTubers, so it's like, I know, but isn't that dangerous? Not really. No, it's not. Those are just good at fighting other professional guys. So they're fighting, like if you and Brian wanted to fight, no one happened. Well, well, well, they will now now though. You've got Logan fighting Mike Tyson I'm I'm amazed his he's got balls who he's gutsy imagine if how imagine if Calvin's Logan Paul right

Yeah, and he's whatever 23 years old. He was dad. I'm gonna box. I'm just big you to where I'm gonna box You go all right cool. Hey, and I'm gonna fight Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson You'd like you're out of your fucking well, Floyd. That's never much smaller much smaller that Mike Tyson has the power to knock you still knock you into the next But Chuck Liddell made a good point when he's on food Which are now available now on Chuck Liddell said he goes He goes the cuz I go would you fight Logan Paul?

He goes, I would fight him, but it'd be a fight. Like I'm gonna fight him. I'm not gonna do this glorified sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing, and he was like, with Mike Tyson, how do you see that going down? He goes, it's a glorified sparring match. Because Tyson's not gonna go crazy.

Well, if you look at what Tyson and Roy Jones, like that wasn't a real fight. No, no. They're all guys and they didn't really hit to the head. Right, right. So he's like, I would, I, he was, I'll watch it, but I'd love to see if Tyson actually, like, brought the real fight to him.

Well, also Tyson's about 55? Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he, but if he gets close and he, that, that, that sort of like, you know. It does matter though, because if the rules are, and I'm saying these are the rules, but the rules are,

Oh, wow, I knew it was not- No, not cast to the head, not, you know, no, you know, they're like, I didn't know they're gonna have rules like that. I'm not saying they do have rules like that, but Chuck Point was its glorified sparring, like they're not trying to take each other out. He's like, I'm down to do it, but I'ma try and take him out.

Yeah. Yeah, I think, I had a way. But Jake's dip, but see Logan and Jake are different. Yeah. Logan's going for the biggest payday, the most views, the Floyd May weather's in the Titans, chance on when that fight's not good. Right. So for him just to survive is a win for him. He makes all the Well,

That's also crazy. That's crazy. But that's Never when you work at the Jake's actually, you know, his fight against Tommy Fury like Tommy Fury is a real professor box. I respect it. Like Tyrone would at least an actual professional fighter. Yeah, but that's so different than boxing isn't it? Oh well Tyrone would be no He hasn't been asking yeah, that's different cuz he's not a striker in the fast it like Jay Jay Paul serious about it

And and I respect I think you know I thought I'm already no I do respect that and Logan Paul these guys they have a work ethic They have that that Midwest farm boy work ethic. They worked their ass off in a smart business. Big and athletic and strong. Athletic to your mother. Athletic to your mother. I saw Logan the other day. He was at the laugh factory.

And we were like, what's up? And he had that, like that. He said, it was like a branch. You know what I mean? When you shake a fire's hand. It was like, yeah, it's like a, it was really tough. He keep your busy, Chris. He keep your busy. Well, if you guys talk, I don't want to fight, dude.

You know what I mean? What would you say? What would that be? What do you say, dude? What do you say? I want to show how I think you would love him. Yeah, what are you doing? Nah, we're buds.

Yeah. But that was just jokes and honestly, you know, it was fun. Yeah, it was you doing? Nah, we're buds. But that was just jokes, and honestly, I, you know, it was fun. Yeah, it was, but, you know. Social media beef. Yeah. It's not real. What do you say before you fight a man?

Me? Yeah. I just laugh a lot. You do? I laugh a lot. I laugh, I kick back, I laugh so hard if somebody wants to fight me. Because I know it's not gonna be good for the guy, right?

It's not gonna be good. No, and I don't mean like I'm gonna lose. Yeah. But we're both gonna get really hurt. Yeah, he's gonna remember you. Yeah, so I go, I laugh, I'm, you know, I, I, I, I, just crying and then I get my blazer on and I fight. I fight with a blazer on. You do like a gentleman?

Yep, just a blazer. Okay. Yep, just a blazer Okay, yep good and I yeah Nice, I think if any fights this I'd have break that up. I think if any fights can go decision. It's gonna be this I wish I wouldn't hear I brought a big bowl of fucking pasta and just ate it while No, no, no, no, I don't even mean about hungry. It would be so awesomely respectful that I was doing what I wanted in front of you guys. Okay. I just feel like it would be.

Is this a big thing of pasta? Just a big, I'm talking about it. Sounds nice. Many more. You know what I mean more disrespectful? A giant ham. Just a big ham and you're just going. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in the mic. Yeah, yeah, and just and didn't give it any to you a leg of mutton just a big piece of God I really fucked up not doing that. What's your last meal?

The last good guys, so what would be your favorite food? Is your food guy? No, he's not I'm not Dude, all right. What do you mean? Is he a food guy? No, he's not a food guy. He's not a food guy. He's a shit about food. Dude. You don't. Alright, well what do you mean? I don't know shit. You fucking live on a likes food. You go to fucking, you go to rouse and get a mustard and turkey sandwich. I don't know what you mean. I'm a man-aged dude. I'm making shit up.

That does sound nice. Sometimes. Good dude. But that's all you ate. You're a creature of habit. You're on a spectrum. So what did you eat this morning? Let me guess.

Overnight oats. Some bread. What would you have? I made it's funny you ask my my my my Sunday right now. It's not funny. I asked okay. I made my son and myself buttermilk crepes heavy on the eggs and I made a pork tenderloin yesterday. So instead of bacon, I had pork tenderloin So instead of bacon, I had pork teneline, very, very lean pork that I rub with coriander and a proprietary spice mix. I dry them up there. And then I bake CNN too.

Well, no, and then I put some maple syrup on my pork. It was fucking delicious, dude. That's... Yeah, no, I know. Right, I have the most boring conversation of all time for you. Okay, bye. delicious, dude. That's... Yeah, no, I know. Right, I have the most boring conversation of all time for you. Okay, bye. Sorry, dude, that was Guinness Book. Oh, God.

Oh, God. That's super interesting. I was just telling you what I had. But you did ask me. No, I didn't. Yeah, but he started with what your last meal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that r't. Yeah, but he is started with what's your last meal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That riled.

It was my fault. Yeah, we're going to be in the new 2022 edition of Guinness Booker Robins. OK. What do you guys do in thing for Halloween? Yeah. Doing thing with Calvin? Yeah.

You guys trick your tree around the hood? Yeah, we go to Inglewood. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to dress up. Actually, that's nice. You're gonna wear it, you got to not wear it, because they built a stadium. Yeah, yeah. So, five.

You're gonna not wear a costume, but still goes a ghost. No, I am gonna wear a costume. Hey, dude, I get what you're saying. Or you could put that hoodie up and just be vampirated. You could be drunk with it. Why don't you say vampire? Because you should have, I can't believe you don't have a Romanian accent.

It's incredible. I don't even know what a Romanian accent sounds like. You're talking like it is. You're from Romania. Romania. Translidan, you know. I'm not really, I'm not a vampire. What is your nationality?

So I am Italian. Are you Jewish, Chris? No, I'm not Jewish. I'm Italian. I am Irish and Polish. Have you done it in Cystria? No, but how did you get so? No, no, no.

Yeah. No, the less male and the less clicking boxes, I have to do on the internet the better. Sure. I don't know. But if you were like, I'm from Slovenia, and this accent is for show business, but you actually had your real way of spoke really was, I'm from sort of Slovenia and this accent is this for show business But you actually had your real the way you spoke really was I'm from Slovenia. I had to learn how to speak like this

Yeah, so I wouldn't get typecast as as you always say the fucking bad guy in the taken movies Yeah, yeah, and that's disrespectful and I don't like that you say that. Hey look how I'm getting ice. Oh, dude COVID city How about I come across this house? What, last summer? I mean, this was a long time ago. It was the height of COVID I'd give you that. We didn't know what was going on. Didn't know what it was.

He made me stay six feet away from him. Yeah. In his backyard outside. Now, let me ask you a question. Yeah, out of the three of us. Who didn't get COVID? All right. You bubble, hey, you bubble boy. Yeah, out of the three of us. Yeah. Who didn't get COVID? All right. You bubble a bubble.

Yeah, you bubble. Yeah, you bubble. You bubble, but Brian always died. I know. I know I have crazy fucking immunity. Brian was so sick. You didn't really, not you, huh? Oh, dude, don't be so cocky.

Yeah, no, he was biking. He was like, 40 miles. That's what I mean. My car really got better. Now I will say this though, it did fuck with my taste buds. Oh really? Really real strong coffee, real spicy food right real 19 cinabons yes, I get

I'm icing buddy got hit his head and he lost his taste for life. How bad? Yeah, I would like that because I'd be skinny. I'd be skinny. I'd be skinny. Well, yeah I like some people say here's how you know you're actually fat is even without my taste buds I still like pizza and fucking Chipotle burrito. Oh wow, so you're just... Covering queso. Yeah, because I want the texture. No, I want the texture.

Yeah, that's some fat for real. You, nighttime is when you watch TV and eat a lot of food. Yeah, binge watch. I've been doing all the shows. I've been doing that. When I'm really stressed, when I'm really stressed, daddy eats. Yeah, I don't need daddy Also works out so balance itself out. Yeah, so I don't look like you know better being right yeah, so you eat and I I

I thought you didn't I don't know I do really yes now At 54 now I do bad things man. I eat ice cream Mars. I eat I know. I really do. This shit fucking, it's my talk of my girlfriend. My girlfriend was like, Brian, you gotta stop. I'm eating, I ate Pringles, I ate crackers. You even those are bad, I'm a cracker.

You were a Pringles? I don't like Pringles. No, I'm a junk food guy now. Wow. And then I made my own bread. Maybe. And you're like exactly the same. I know, that's the, that's what I know. It's like, you're like exactly the same. I know that's the That's what I know it's like if you're just cuz I

Like I don't give a fuck I know I know I'm gonna stop working out for a month and it didn't really I didn't look that different I like it so different well we got different body types. Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's okay your hands Look at my arm. You're good. You have something about you. I work out a lot. You don't. I don't, it's just, hey, baby, you could get with fucking Thor. I could take steroids and I wouldn't grow. Some people just don't put on muscle. No. Well, oh, Brian doesn't do that.

You just, I feel like you just don't eat enough. Yeah, I don't. No, I think it's just his bill. That's his, that's what it is. That's what it is. It's my bill. Yeah, I'm doing it. It's a thick boy.

Hey, I'm gonna start a merch shop. I'm gonna start a merch shop. I'm gonna start a merch shop. I'm gonna start a merch shop called ThinBorthi and and and boy. The guys, I wanna thank you guys for demanding that and I'll get that merch out too. Dude, ThinBorth is not part of TBN. Dude, come on. Have ThinBorth.

Let's have a ThinBorth branch here. Good. Like one room, one room, that's ThinBorth. That's real Thin. Yeah, just a tiny room. You know what, you should have more. Look at that. Why don't you have more?

I don't know. I'm terrible with that stuff. But I mean, I should sell it when I'm in off the comedy club in Naples November 11th to the 14th. Oh my gosh. Get your tickets. Hey, you're looking to get up this Thursday Friday, the Ha Ha in LA, run my 30 minute before I shoot my special

next, or 11th to the 13th in Dallas. Yeah, the Ha Ha in LA. Run my 30 minutes before I shoot my special next or 11th to the 13th in Dallas. Yeah, or come down the bridge. You shoot in there, in Dallas? Yep. But I'm in LA, Thursday and Friday. Oh, where? At the Ha? The Ha.

I fucking love that place. So you're shooting at in Dallas, where? Addison in Brown. Oh, really? But the backdrop, it won't look like that. Oh, gotcha. We're both the whole set. Okay, so are they?

Because what is it? A half hour special? 30 doing? And like, I don't know what Comedy Central does now. I haven't worked with them a long time. I didn't say that I'm going to be central. You didn't? It might be. Oh, got it. Okay. I'm definitely going to do that. I'm going to do that.

Half hour two, like you said, in January. You sound about mine though. So, uh, and I like that, dude. 30s? Yeah, man. Telling it's the way to go. I don't know. It's just like, it's so different now and it changes so much.

I told you when I literally met with Netflix and I'm like, yeah, no matter who it is. Chappelle, Roe, Gimbaer, everybody stops at 28 minutes. I'm so weird. Why would I give you guys an hour? Yeah. If we know, especiallyibber, everybody stops at 28 minutes, they all, so weird. Why would I give you guys an hour? If we know, especially my demo, 8 to 36, I'm like, why would I put an hour if people are just gonna watch 28 to 30 minutes?

Why would I, I'll just save the other 13, put it out the following, right? So that you're getting more content that we can set up just working on an hour for four years. I just like, you're doing 30 every two years, right? If you look at guys who put stuff out on like, the best is I don't mean to interrupt you. The best thing I've done, Rogan, you know, Rogan's savage.

I did it, just 30 makes sense for me, blah, blah. I go like, why do we do hours? It goes, cause I want to. I would know, I know, he goes, no, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. I like doing hours. Yeah. That's old school because I think half hour

makes a lot of sense. It's harder to do a half hour in some ways because you have to be more disciplined. You got to be more, you know what I mean? You got to cut the fat. Yeah, you got to cut the fat. Half hour sometimes is harder. Doing shorter, a shorter special

is harder than a longer special in a lot of ways, I think. I think it makes you more disciplined. More disciplined, you got to cut the fat and then you got to, it has to be 30 minutes of, if it's gonna be 30, it has to be 5-4-3. So you got to figure out what to put in, what to take out. I got that! Can you know that?

Don't look at me that. You don't wanna follow that. I'm gonna do a one minute special. Ooh, that'd be cool. Just fire for a minute. Fire. Really sound like a fire, just a TikTok special. Oh, that'd be cool. Just fire for a minute. Fire really sound take talk fire Yeah, just now put on YouTube. Yeah, just a fun not even one of those what do they have those shorts now not even that a Full fire with a crazy good intro. Yeah, it's 30 minutes of intro. Yeah, and then a one minute special

Just but but you have no idea how many jokes. Did you ever see, oh guys are fighting? Do you ever see Maria Bamford? She did that one hour special for her parents, just her parents on a couch. In a house so funny. So funny. Dude, I have not seen that much.

Look Kevin Hart's special. Where you do it in his house. Did he do it in his pajamas or some shit? Yeah, didn't even use it. Didn't even use shit? Yeah, they were wearing masks that threw me off. No, no, everyone got, I think they, they all got tested as they came in. We did in his house. Yeah.

And for not being like, tormaterial shit, months. Yeah, I love Kevin. I love him. Yeah, he's great. I don't like tattoo, bro. But I will, I will say, I don't like any specials that are not just regular

specials. Meaning I just don't. Oh you mean like out of the house. I just think they figured out how to do it well and it's just and it's just pretty straightforward and anytime you really fuck with it, I just feel like it takes away from it. I don't. People try to get like fancy with it like. Yeah, I mean I don't blame them for wanting to do something different because I think that that's cool and I respect it was it jarred Carmichael right for you who was who's the guy who's in I get out the black dude he's great oh can you know how do you uh he wrote it oh oh you know I'm talking about no no he's in get out he's a funny he's like the comedy uh let's scroll down a little bit out of out of uh

a gym of like compton jim yeah yeah yeah but that would but it sound was different, but it's cool that it was different Yeah, and but that wasn't that different. I mean it was a little different, but like you know what man I called you once this is a long time ago and I said I have an idea for you and you Said I want to know what your ideas. I don't think I ever told you what it was I think you do but my idea for you was to do, this is before Netflix. Yep. Before Netflix was a thing, I said. It was just 20 years ago.

It was a long, yeah, it was, maybe eight, nine, eight years ago. I said to him, I said, I think you particularly should do a special in front of no one. Yeah. I told you that. Yes, I remember that. I thought that the only person that would be able to do that

would be you. 100%. Yeah, I just think he didn't realize the crowds there. Yeah, able to do that would be you 100% yeah I just didn't realize that yeah, he could yeah, yeah, yeah, but I saw that something different too like I think Joey DS should do like a The same way Johnny cast did I think I'm a black and white in a prison. Yeah Some that's a group you know where things are he was thinking about that actually I think Joey was thinking about doing that It's time. I thought it cleared from the prisons I think. Well didn't, there's some guys who've done it before. Like Paul Rodriguez did it I think a long time ago.

Yeah, a couple guys. Would Joey deans? Oh no no no. Black and white? No it would be cool yeah yeah yeah. I mean background. Sometimes I think getting too creative with the specialist self can do.

It takes away from it. Yeah I just want to see the jokes you know. That's what I loved from that show time. So it's like the state like even when I walked out like they sent me a rendering of it on paper and I was like, oh, that looks cool I just didn't know yeah, I walk out my god. This is distract what is what the background I said like job and try fucking Brian so funny he gets the you gets any us What he can do with these letters after the special? I'm put on my back

Is what do you do with my spell something cool special? I'm gonna put them back here. What do you do with them? Mix them up, spell something cool. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah. They were so big. They were like, each one was like eight foot taller. I kinda liked it, but it's just like you said, it's a little bit distracting.

It's a lot to live up to. It's cool to look at. Like, you don't want people to be looking at that when you're doing stand-up. It's not that they're like... It's also something about it where it's like a lot to... It's a lot to live up to It's like a celebration that you shouldn't be celebrating at that moment, right?

I don't know. Like just comedy, you know, just do the comedy. It was a lot. It is a lot of times We're laughing because there's a lot of spud and I also didn't like it in a theater Like I didn't like to me like I feel my best when I mean like a small intimate like the whole Yeah, like Allison's gonna be great like I like the club But the vibe like to feed off the's gonna be great. Like, I like the club, the vibe, I like to feed off the people. But I had a thought the other day, like, comedy's really changed from my generation,

or like, as I was coming up, because comedy used to just be like, it belonged to the guy who got up there, usually the guy, rarely the guy, but the guy who got up there, who was this total underdog, who was dressed shitty, who just never, and he got up and he just was fucking hilarious. Like, if you watch guys like David Tell

back in the day of Greg Deraldo, oh my God. And I'd be in New York and I'd watch these guys. Yeah, and they just get up and they were just these sloppy dudes who probably didn't take care of themselves. Certainly, certainly would never in any way self-promote. They were the anti-self promotion. Yeah, yeah. And still that way?

Well, yeah, but tell them how it's supposed to be. But now, with this new generation and people like yourself, and this is a very smart thing, is that first time that guys, like you were at the, actually, the spearheaded one of the guys do this from now, it's sholts and these guys who, because of the internet, we're able to not only curate an audience, but make money and create a spectacle. You have, you have shouts coming out there in a, in a, in a, a robe. And that's never would have been done that year.

Yeah, never. It is Bruce Buffer now. It's Joe Koy's got a DJ. That, that shit is so almost a nathema to the old school comedy. But it's up in the game, right? Like, everything. Yeah. Well, now it's a, it's a show, right?

Yeah. And that's very new. You go to a show like, Well now it's a show. Dispective, yeah. And that's very new. You go to a show to show, like, and you know, every way you know as I love fucking shows, like you go to a show, I'm not just saying, it's like, you've never seen anything like it. I bet.

Like the closer one to do it, like him is Kevin Hart. I bet. You've never seen anything like it, dude. It's not, and there's nothing wrong with it. And for him, the production value, like the amount of money he spends on production, he's like, oh, I'm not worried about how much money I make. As long as the fans of a great show, it's like, yeah.

Because I saw him like, dude, you must be, you know, I know. I'm like, you must be spending how much fucking money on production. It's not, yeah, I'm sure. It's like a mini-superbowl when you go see a show. Yeah, I, I, that's so, really? Yeah, that's so, that's so, it's just so alien to me. I know one will leave there, but I got that, you know, that was in a good's so, it's just so alien to me. I mean, no one will leave there, but I thought, that, you know, that wasn't a good show.

You're walking around like, holy fuck. Remember, nobody was really making money too. Like, it never, before the internet and podcasting, even established comics were never making TV money. Some of them, you know, sometimes you'd have like, like, like, like, like, Rodney, they'd be making, you know, but, but for the most part, you were doing the clubs, you were doing local.

And that's why guys would do stand up to get the TV. And now it's like, Yes, now. If my agent goes, Hey man, once you do a show on this network, I'm like, do I make more doing my podcast? That's right. TV gets one week in on the road.

Yeah, really does get one week. It used to be you want to do a TV show to get off the road because the road was a chore. Now, you want a road, you want podcasting in the road. It'd better be something super special to get you out of that, I hope. That's right.

But you being getting up at Lafactory, right, Chris? Different places, yeah. All over. Did you never answer about the Ha Ha this week? But that's what. Oh, what did you say about the Ha? I said come do a set. Oh, you did?

Yeah, I was doing a, he's doing Brad M. Proff, he's MC. No, I'm not, guys, I'm not doing, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing the Shrub now. I know, I know. I'm not. I know I want to drive down.

I'm not, and now I'm gonna surprise everybody. I'm not announcing any shows, I'm not doing anything. But I, I do pop up, yeah. There's another place called jammin, Van. Jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jammin' the jam I don't do outdoor shows. There's outdoor enders indoors. Oh, you'd like jamming them. But why don't you do outdoor shows?

You just don't like it. You'd actually like it. Yeah, this one's different. No, I know, everyone's filming. It doesn't feel like it's going to be a lot of fun. It doesn't feel like it's going to be a lot of fun. It doesn't feel like it's going to be a lot of fun. It doesn't feel like it's going to be a lot of fun.

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They're not a lot of my show. No blondes, no leather jackets. No, you get a leather jacket if you're brown here. Oh, hell yeah. But the thing is, you can, honestly, if you're a blond dude, you can wear a brown leather jacket, but not a black one. No.

No. No, no, no. No, No. No. No. No. No. No. Have you ever worn a suit ever? Do you own a suit? Yeah, you've worn a suit with some of the... I wear a suit.

Yeah, I wear a suit at funerals. I wear a suit at... Open your mouth. You have a suit. First of all, open your mouth and talk. First of all, talk if I just... Now you're talking like this. Open your mouth.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I think you have a picture. Open your mouth. Oh, I'm a worst student. I think you have a picture you're in a suit and I'm in a button up. That one of your premieres, years ago, like fucking eight, nine years ago. Oh, I think I remember. I drove there by myself to support my friend Chris.

Oh, Brian, you weren't there. No, I wasn't. It was probably fucking machine gun. What's that? That's when you destroy crowds. No, it's done the day. Hey, giggle gikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik We were allowed to Brian bring me back a fucking steak National chicken hot sandwich is man. Hey cow. Where did we cater the food from? Waffle love shout to waffle love you like natural chicken hot sandwiches, because he don't never have one

Yeah, and I'm not ashamed of it dude when I say stuff. I'm not insecure about it. I've never had a fucking Nashville hot sandwich. Here's again just as long as yours you just oh dude. Don't make it go over the side like that I'm little nicky because of the reason how bad it looks Are you you don't like emo thick boy that looks Horrid Put it back Or put that hat on. Nope. Dude, hat?

You do look like a little Nikki. Yep. Holy Friday's like, Alivine security. Wait, look that way. Let me see how it looks out. Wow, dude. Alivine security.

Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, thanks dude. I didn't know it was that long. Me neither. I put it in a man, but you put your hair in a man bun? I said, yeah, I've never done it. And like, no, have you done it and like gone out?

I've done, yeah, I've done it like done shut. Really? Yeah. I'm a little self-conscious of it on stage. So I always put a hat on right before I go on. Dude, I think you, anyone should never put, do a man bun. Really?

Yeah, I don't think so. Just, well, okay. It looks sweet. Well, no, honestly, if you have really long, it looks sweet. Dude, if you have really long hair. I like the way you're sitting, Tom. Yeah, I'm good with it, though, man, you know.

You're a little too relaxed. I'm just chill, man. Yeah, you're chill. I'm very, I think, honestly, if you have really long hair, then, okay, you gotta put it up'm very I think honestly if you have a really long hair then okay You got to put it up sometime longer than yours. What way longer? You're here so long. Is it is it really long? I mean you used to be longer here's pretty long Let me look at it. I'm just gonna pop in daddy

You know I cut my own hair. Oh wow. Yeah, so it's Brian Well, he uses a phlobeat. Yeah, it's fucking. I do trims. I I cut my hair and I do it all. Um, you like I do it kind of every now and then I just go I walk by the mirror. I go, oh, it needs a snip. And then I just the back though, you're not like, I mean, you got to cut the part too. You know, like layering it and shit. Did you got long? I don't even know how to do that. Yeah. I mean, you gotta cut the part too. You know, like layering it and shit. Did you get it long? I don't even know how to do that, yeah. I mean, I suppose it is layered, because it's not even. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just all around cool guy. You know what, I don't die it. I've never dyed my hair once. I did once. I did once, and every single person in my life went, don't do that again. Well, what did you, you dyed it just for men?

But, but you have braids. And when they say jet black black they mean fucking jake okay so one of the things online that people say it to me is oh you die your hair i don't eat that stuff no well no no no but i think that the reason is because this is gray and this is not that they think that i die my hair and uh... you woke up like that but but but but why why would I die my hair hair and not my beard?

Because the beard's trickier. Oh, is it, is it trickier? What do you mean it's trickier? Remember when I dropped my beard? I'm not sure. Like, Brian didn't want to look like I took a fucking marker. And he's like, don't die your beard. So my friend told me to do it.

I was like, all right. But didn't you die your hair too? No, I've never done that. Oh, well, you did just a beard. It's like fat Joe. I know, but then, but even when you do both, you're like an RBC, you look like a John B. Even when you do both, though,

it's a real fat Joe. It's a lot of stuff. Dude, how, he makes so much money. How's somebody go, well, don't do that with your beard. You know what, I know how. Bring that up. I know how. This is what Brian looked like.

Oh, that's a logo. Wow, look at the box under his leg. Oh, that's a Lego piece on his face. Yeah. I don't know if I'm famous enough to say something online and have you hear it. But, but that box got to go. Dude, DJ Khaled, that box, fat Joe, DJ Khaled looks so much better on the right there. Does he? He looks so much better like that. Have some thoughts. Nah, dude, don't lie. I have some fun. Shit up.

Yeah. Line up. That looks so bad on the left. Are you a Lego? He looks like a Lego. It looks terrible. Yeah. It looks a little.

Dude, it looks like armor. DJ Coward on the right. That's some sexy-ish. I was listening to you. I was listening to you on the right. I mean, don't get me wrong. He's not good looking. No.

But does it matter? No, he's not. He's a porcid. Does it matter? You know what I used to have him. I tried this. I grew, I went to Italy. I grew a mustache and a little coating.

And my dad, my dad went, he looked at me like, I never forgot this. He looked at me and he goes, what's this about? And I said, let me picture it. So it's a full mustache. Didn then like the flavor saver here? I got this and then I got that. No, look, look, just this, and then that. I got this and this.

Now, my dad, it was great. My father goes, I came back from Italy. My father goes, what's this? And I said, I'm just aware of it now. And he goes like this. And I never forgot this. He goes, he looks at me and goes. And I said, what? You don't like it? And he goes, this, and I never forgot this, he goes, he looks at me, and he goes, and I said,

what, you don't like it? And he goes, it's not you. That's fair. And I fucking, the way he said it. You shaved it right away. I shaved an immediate, I went, you know, for my dad to do that, like that would just, it's so weird, he just whispered it to me.

And he's not a subtle guy, and I went, oh, I'm gonna go fucking shave this off right now. I gotta do it. Oh, wow, that's some fucking yeah, you know in dune They do a voice. What is this like that dude? He said he used the voice and you went in your shape that you blacked out in your shape that who's the girl in dune? She's great. Oh the the Zendaya Zendaya Zendaya she was also in

Little foot. I know small foot and you should know this because you have a kid wasn't she also in greatest shaman That's huge act man whoever said she was Whoever said she was hey dude There is in a movie that I would watch less than the greatest I've never seen it and I will never see that and it's crazy to know that there is a piece of cinema out there that I will never watch. And it will just, I will die. Okay.

And it will never be seen by me. It has its own cross my mind to watch it. But it has its merits. Is it Wolverine in that scene? Yes, it has. It's got great music in it. It was probably not. Was it a nominated?

I think it was. It's got very good musical. You like musical theater. I do. You do a. Was it a nominated? I think it was. It was. It's got very good musical. You like musical theater. I do. You do a little musical theater, right? I do. You can say.

Does this answer your question? You. Do I do musical theater? You do the math. Oh, that's nice. That's really the way you held that vibrato. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know Zach Efron was in showman, too

He's up. I'm saying see it. Yeah, no desire Zero desire. Do you see her in Euphoria though? No, oh I feel like you Drake produced it you never seen it. He did for you. What is your for you? I don't know that it's about high school kids basically doing drugs. Oh, yeah I heard it was my high school experience was not like theirs. I'll tell you that much they're doing drugs. Oh yeah, I heard it was good. My high school experience was not like theirs. I'll tell you that much. They're doing drugs, they're fucking. I've never done drugs.

You remember in drink? Never. No. I've never done drugs, and I... But everyone thinks you're on drugs, right? Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, everyone thinks I'm on drugs. You've never done any, you're even drinking wine.

No. Have you had a glass of wine? No. Never. No. How have you not had a glass of wine? No. It's a beautiful thing. Hey, did you think I was giving you a tall boy when I gave you this? No of wine? No. Never. How have you not had a glass of wine? It's a beautiful thing. Hey, did you think I was giving you a tall boy

when I give you this? No, I know what it looks like. It's water. I know what it looks like. It's water, dude. Dude, I'm telling you I know what it is, okay? Okay. Don't please don't, please don't come at me aggressively.

I thought you'd like to do. I know what it is. It's liquid death. You're nervous. Dude, I know what liquid death is. All right, don't be so fucking, why are you shaking, dude? Oh, no.

It's not a cowboy, right? You're getting it. He tees. You drink secretly at night. Ah, no wonder you look so drawn. You still drink beer, B? I never drink beer. I do drink beer.

Never. Well, I never used to drink beer. Now I drink beer because if I drink red wine, I'm old. I don't sleep well. So now I drink fucking saporo. Dude, I had two saporos. Be how about this? I say saporooro's be how about this a poro

Well, how about how about when I'm going to tough mutters some guy goes dick boy. It's 9 a.m. Yeah, I'm there with my son was running before man Got nine am here's of course like do I get a running fucking Drinking fucking twelfth. Maybe you wanted you to open it for him. No, he said here's a cold one here like made it clear Like here's a cold one. They said it clear, like here's a cold one. They said there's amino acids in there. Yeah. Oh, God. And I went, okay, I'll drink it and I felt pressured. Did you drink it? Oh, I drank it.

Wow. At nine in the morning. Probably if you're riding that car, what's that daddy don't worry about it. Wow. It's the carbs. Yeah, I now I drink it. Okay, it looks weird on the right. What'd you say?

Yeah. That's a weird camera angle or that's just a hard part. I think it might be the giant TV Chris don't you heard of What NBC like TNT and stuff. Yeah, I've heard of TNT. You're a Bravo Honestly Bravo is the worst fucking channel in the world. Okay, I used to work for them. I don't okay Well, I liked your stuff. Thank you Thank you that Thank you.

That guy is on it, they have all those fake shows where it's like, hey, let's film every, I know you can. I mean like the Kardashians. But they're like, hey, let's film them do stuff and then it's not that. Oh, like the real housewives, you're saying. Yeah, and then, but that show fine. But then the show that they have,

where they're like, let's catch up with them a year later and that guy with the gray hair is like, so. Oh, Andy Cohen. Yeah, so tell me, when you did this and then, oh, you're recapping nothing. It is true. Dude. It's true.

You know, it's when I did his show that, remember, you were out there filming the Joker bean. I met you and your small friend, you didn't tell me about, it gonna be there at the bar. Yeah, it's really for a doozy And remember I had to go the bathroom because laughing anyways I didn't show well I didn't you didn't What is this not weird I I was filming what it was that show called chin with Buddy Lee's not give a fuck and he's also hates when people treat him differently, okay? No hold on

I'm feeling this show with Andy Cohen big show. Yeah, Brian goes I'm right up the street. Dude I go I'm gonna get done here. I'm gonna eat for a drink. He goes cool. I go just you goes yep Watch what happens to our what watch what happens live big show anyways. I get done with it I big deal. Yeah, I fucking walk in not a big deal huge. So I walked big deals 18 seasons. I mean I wish should, we should give you some credit because it's a big deal. All right, I'm the worst slater to ever be on that.

I just don't, don't play it down, I'm impressed. I know, I know, he's so famous. Anyways, so I go to meet Brian Big Deal. So I go to meet Brian there. Brian doesn't tell me if they went

to somebody for a loop. His friends there, the small guy from the Joker. And I told Lee, and I said Lee, I said Lee, I go I'm not telling you here, because Lee hates this.

This, we're walking on the street and he's like, watch this car's gonna stop for me. They're gonna stop, everybody, then somebody gets up and they call the door a little bit for, everybody eats you like you're, but Lee, and he's a great guy. And he's not as a great guy, great actor, but he also dates the fucking really hot girls.

He's just a fucking Brit who doesn't give a fuck. And he's like, watch this, it's so annoying that everybody stops and kind of treats him differently Instead of treating him like a fucking man, which is what he is, and I said I said to Lee I go now Brendan doesn't know That you're a small person and I'm just gonna have him come in and just let's and that's been fine I have no issue of small people I walk in but I'm going. How are you doing And he knows what he's doing. And he gets up and goes, hey, how you doing? And Brendan goes, you know what you said? What?

You went, oh wow, how you doing? And he was a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. Oh, that was a great guy. That was a good night. I love, we haven't done a New York night, man.

A New York's been in a shit show. You know, I'm trying, I'm line up now. No, it's back now. People doing shows there, like Chrissy Deed did. But I'm doing, I'm trying, I'm line up now. No, it's back now. People doing shows there like Chrissy Deed did, but I'm doing, I'm trying to line up Rhode Island. I've never been to Rhode Island. I've always wanted to go. Chrissy Deed did some club out there.

He's like, you gotta do it. So I hit up Justin. So I think I might go to Rhode Island in February. That's great. I've never been there. I've always wanted to go. I've wanted to explore like these coasts. Rhode Island might be the last vestige of the old school. It's how I was on. See So that's what I want. That's what I want. The old school of time off

yeah like that might be the last. That's what I want. Road Island. Yeah. Hey. That's not really what they say. Hey. We're in the road island. I mean perform there be. I never have. Really? Even back in the day. Because I guess you fly in the Boston to 40 minute drive. Yep. That's all it is Are we you can do what the boys? I would do everyone. Well, this this fight. I'm really excited about this fight

The people in are they gonna be like, uh, you know, for can talk about the fight. Should we or no? No, we can talk about the talk about cabbage This fight I'm very close to so just so you know this guy Dan hookers a killer right yeah, but he's fighting He's a fight. I'm not sure short. Short notice. He's fighting the guy who's supposed to be like the next the next Yeah, but one to notice that's that's tough right Chris that guy fights at 155 pounds Oh, wow now here's what else is interesting is because where he lives in Australia and New Zealand I was get those two confused because this is the main fight. I think it's New Zealand right? You're too away. Isn't he out of Izzy's camp? He's out of Izzy's camp So because COVID so strict there like one person got COVID they lock everything down

They go around and his his training camp whoever opened that should be fired But in his training camp the cops will come and shut down your training camp So you have to basically do an underground training camp the cops will come and shut down your training camp So you have to basically do an underground training camp New Zealand Jesus and then it was a nightmare that he couldn't get a visa to fly out So he tweeted out hey let the whatever whoever the government know I'm trying to get a visa to get out to fight they bombarded the The New Zealand government so much they had to address and gave him a visa and time to fight this fight?

Who was this last fight? It was a fucking baron burner and he was all bunched up at the end of the fight. Who was the last fight? That was a tough fight, man. Was it Calvin? That's my son's name. He lost a Chandler and that was like Chandler's debut. He lost a poor A.

Yeah, Chandler knocked him out, yeah. He's that's some good wins though, man. I think it was Porry and he lost to Porry, right? Was it? He lost to Porry and Chandler. Oh, this guy's a nightmare. Oh my god. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Not so fast. Yeah. Did he win? Yes. This dude is a nin-nin-nin-nine. But I think this is going to I think it's cool when you do that. Yeah, we say and so we do that. So what I do is like very like actual. Yeah, because I'm I'm a B.

Hey, B. Remember early in the broadcast call me a wigger. You said we got. Yeah, we still have a feel. No, I didn't say that. I said you're you I did not call you that. I said, no, Chris, you're here. Yeah, I mean say No, with the a

No, but this guy when I want to have said this guy's a nightmare Whoa, that's actually cool. Yeah, so that's what I'll do sometimes to us I'll sing it. Okay, so sometimes you go this guy's a Sing it with the nineners that too much. What's that? Man, you ever sing it with the nin-n-n-er is that too much? What's that? Mm-hmm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. I want a rock. I do that sometimes too. I'm a rock. That's good. And tonight's when I get off stage and fucking the crowd's going fucking nuts. What's there always do? I go, okay. Thank you very much. I did it all tonight. You know, I do that. And I got more. So and what? In my backpacker. Then do you ever just say the mother?

So and what about fucking do you ever just a lot of things? So wait, so and that that's a lot to say at the end like in that rock style voice And here and and and and then what do they do when you do that? They go I've been a fucking rock and Maybe did they ever go oh And then what you do more and then I come back out and I go you think I was done motherfucker I have the whole time in the singing voice. Yeah That's really impressive and then you go on and do more comedy or what what's that so so then after that you do more comedy I do my ass and he pulls like a smaller room you do this that's what off the hook

I'll probably do it where I'll go you guys ready for improv now And I go guess what they go what guess what? And they go, what? And I go, this last hour you decide? And they're like, that was fucking improv. And they're like, what the fuck? Really? And then I launch into my fucking. Start your stuff.

I'm a theory. Really? And then how long do you do a material? As long as I fucking want. What? Because I got that much. But two hours. Two hours.

Two hours. So it's three hours show Ain't nobody getting up to go to the bathroom Really? So what if they really have to go? You don't want to miss! Okay, I understand. What if they really need to go?

So bring one of those long tennis ball cans and fill it out With shit? Oh, wow. No people don't have to shit. Let's say you have to shit. What the fuck? I got a shit in a tennis ball can. No, I't have to shit. Let's say you have to shit. You have to shit. What the fuck I got a shit in a tennis market?

No, I mean I guess you could. I mean some people have to shit. In your show you're going for three hours right? Yeah. And you might have to shit. Yeah I don't know. I need a big bowl of fucking scatty before I go to comedy. I do.

And fucking scatty? Two of these. I drink two of these. I drink a big bowl of fucking scatty and I sprained my whole shit. sprang I use the shit like 30 minutes in but you can do three hours I got a shit in one of those pen no Salanger tennis book fucking Puma do they do it? Yeah tennis ball

And now what the fuck dude? I'm gonna spray I'm gonna spray and I'm sitting no. And I'm sitting, you know what you should do? What? It's just fucking get to tennis ball can. Insert it in your anus. Yeah. And this way you shit, it's still inside you, but you already went. They already went.

Right? And then when you're done and when you're like, you know, God not it, what do you do? I go, that's it for me! And I'm a guy and I'm like, wow, that was amazing and I fucking waddle out to my car. Yep. the top yep and then put the top on it yep toss it I go home fucking none the wiser. That's right You gotta sell those tennis ball cans as merch. Oh, that's a good idea. Yep. Bring cans. All right here we go

Here we go. I got money on comms out Brennan has money on on Dan okay. Well, I'm sorry. I mean I'm sorry. I'm sorry Racist is not my dad is a tad racist racist. All good. Yes, call me but you know Brennan said Brennan said Dan hookers a better fight. I think people get hookers a dog. Oh, that's Now that's the problem. No, let's get up. It's been tough to stand up now if he can't get up See me assured My heart stand up Hard stuff. Hooker's just a dog though. He's in now The problem is he does that is a hook kid though. He's a hook. He's not in full amount. Does that have guard

I mean don't get me wrong. It's a tall task for hooker also shorter camp It's a fucking nightmare man. So this guy's my mom. Jeff's supposed to fight dos angios Yeah, what does he do here? Please oh, it's in me got a daggustanian blanket on you. That's that's a problem And it's comfortable just kind of hanging where in that blanket and it's not warm and it's not the problem is if you just stay here And you don't finish like kebab did you're not gonna win a lot of fans and you're not gonna get the title shot You're gonna just you gotta go for you have gotta do some work daddy. Yeah. Hmm. What's interesting, I never thought of that.

Yeah. No, I really mean it. No, yeah. Yeah, you gotta be kind of a little flashy. You gotta be entertaining, you can't be just a grinder. No, like a John Fitch type of library, just take guys down there. The mess, of course, and if this guy,

just, this guy on the top here, if he just leaned up and go and goes, and his face, yeah. That you can do that and then you'll see. Yeah, that you can do that in the new. No, there's no spitting. It's not you can. Got it. You can do anything in the street.

All right. Yeah. Oh. What happened? You just farted. You're not gonna blame that on me. You just farted on the leather here. He's making me farted.

That's crazy. You just winked at me. And you're gonna blame it on me. He's going for a Camera here Is but you farted? He's winking. Oh, oh, wow. Well, this will get you a shot of camera. No, it's bad. Oh god That's not he's Steps over the head. We're getting bad bad trouble. Oh She stepped over the head. She's now in his control. Now you have to get to the top. Oh, please fuck.

Now that'll get your title shot. Now here's the thing about Hooker. So you went through all that trouble, dude. But you know, through all the trouble in New Zealand, not seeing his family, all that shit. Is that Cabee, how could I'm that? Yeah, you can. Yeah, Cabee's in his corner.

That's Cabee's bassy, his brother. I know, yeah. And that was so impressive. God damn it. Dude, it's just a matter of time for that boy, it's the top. I know. Because I mean, the way he dismantled Hooker, which isn't easy to do.

Fuck. Now you gotta fight the lights of Chandler, Dachi, you know, Porre, eh? Yeah, it's not a pro. You tell me Charles Lovereby, Tim? It's not a pro. Maybe you're tell me Charles Lovereby. I, I, I, I, Munkachev?

I don't think so. Not a chance. I just lost $14 million. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so no chance. No I just lost fourteen million dollars Chris 14 what you put 14 million hooker Chris why didn't you talk to me hey? I was gonna be good I know dude, but you should 14 million oh I felt really sick though. I'm gonna throw off. I didn't know you had that much money to back. Oh god. It's all of it I know I actually don't even I'm gonna die someone gonna kill me for this. Oh, there's there's the That's that's a bit disrespectful to do that

He is just a rock this cute though Yeah, he's 18 or 19 years on. Yeah, you think he's in the chicks. I hope I thought he was five or six guys There's not five or six guys. I don't I honestly dude. I don't give a fuck about that person at all So I don't know Talking about it. He's not in my life. It's not something I think about it. I just don't give a fuck I'm about it in the leather chain dude. That was Brian keeps going like this. Here we go. I can't believe you did that He goes Not it wasn't me dude. There's no way anybody could tell that it was me and I'm saying it was Brian so 18 dude

He's 18 I Jeannette disorder called dwarfism Well, I thought of something different than that. Yeah, I know it's like give some childish appearance with a small height and high pitch voice Well God bless now. What's like, give some childless appearance with a small height and high pitch voice. God bless. What's their average lifespan though? I don't know. Can't be long. Over another week. You're seeing a tiny. You're seeing a tiny. The longest live people poor Dan Hooker. Yeah, what are you going to do?

Though, what the fuck? Why poor Dan Hooker was a little bit like cowboy, right? Where you you you call him up. He's going to take the fight. But it's sometimes has to be a business decision there, where you do that with bad matchups, then you get out of the race. But here's the thing also, you realize in your heart, you're never gonna be a champion, as long as that guy's there, that's the problem.

You always realize no matter what. Well, he's very lots of poor, he's already, he lost his channel already, so yeah, it's an endeavor. Holy shit. Bro, sorry, that guy's 18, 19. Imagine you're just somebody that everybody picks up. Oh, it's him. I would, you know what I would do?

I would fucking hide in the red. I would wait in your pocket. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, bro, you're thinking inside the box, both of you. Okay, let's get out then. This is what you do. Okay.

You never use bathrooms. You don't go to public restrooms. You don't use the restrooms at home. You just wait. You wait until someone does that fucking thing where they face up. And if it's forward, you piss in their face. And if it's out to the world,

you shit on their fucking. You're pissing your pants, bud. No. No, because you have a flat. You train. You train. Oh, you, cause you have a flap. You train. You train. You train. Oh, you're saying,

you have a flap. You have a flap. Mm-hmm. You just, you have a flap. And you go, I just, whoops. And then people know not to pick it up. You have a flap, do you know? This is awesome.

I have a great idea. You tie it here and it's a flap and you bring it under over your shoulder like this. So you have a fucking pulley, a tassel, right? Oh, yeah. And somebody picks you up and you bring it under over your shoulder like this. So you have a fucking pulley attached, all right? And somebody picks you up and you go, ssss, right in their fucking face, they'll learn quick. You think the sun picked on this, they're into that. Yeah, cause it was a long run.

It should just say average life's life's hands, 10 years, he's 90. That's what they're saying, but no, we've seen dwarves out. No, no, no, no. We've never seen a tiny grandpa. Yeah, dwarves live longer. I know they show, dude. I hope they do.

The longest living was 94 years That's forever. Yeah Whoa 90 comes out comes out and college has sent me this what a nightmare What that's Chris's But what that's Chris's boba Rubin I fucking knew it Thank you, Rubin. It's my graphic designer. Oh nice. Wow. That's really actually good. Yeah.

Avoiding COVID. It's actually kind of cool. All you forgot was a McDonald's coffee in there. Yeah. I, um, oh, it says Life Rip. That's hilarious. He's really good. Yeah, that's good.

I can, uh, You know, to have that for merch, I'll do that for you. And also, the hair does look like I cut my own hair, so that's good. Hey, did you know Chris cut this on here? Uh, I cut my own hair so that's good. Hey did you know Chris cuts his own hair? I cut my own hair. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.

You're losing a little bit, huh? You're getting, you know, not using him or what? No, I don't know. I need to. No, look at those daggstannies and then there's his just monsters. Wow. See, they're picking them up again, dude.

I know. Well, I mean, that kind of got to for the photo. It could be so low, you know, no You just zoom the camera dude, or you just fucking everyone else got to sit down and lies down on their stomach Everybody gets done in me It's a other stomach That's I mean I just feel bad for the guy. I didn't know you I had no idea Oh our $5,000 bets up next or two thousand sorry Peter Jan Quay Sanne again, you want you want to read you want it? You want to you want to you want to pull back pull out? I didn't know you I had no idea. Ooh, our $5,000 bets up next or 2000, sorry. That was a better chance.

Peter, Jan, Corey, Santa, you wanna pull out? Corey, not, I'll give you a chance, pull out. Nope. All right. It's gonna be a change. Wow, nervous over here, Mr. Fucking nervous over here. It's gonna, no, no, no, no. If I could take a piss, are you guys not gonna set

TBN Networks on fire? Can you guys hold the four down? We can hold the four down. You gotta go to the bathroom? Yeah. Bro. I'm not Joe Rogan I can't hold it for nine hours bro it's ready he pisses his pants in the back no he has a bag that's attached to him don't spread that rumor people like I mean who would believe that he fuck pro people believe anything they

believe he has a back if you said seriously you know he has a bag he would buy it yeah you know he has a bag he has back I know he has a bag. If you said seriously, you know he has a bag. Pew would buy it. Yeah. Pew would sell it. He has a bag. I know he has a bag. I've seen it. I've seen it. It's pissful. It's got a thing. He shits in it too.

Yeah, all of red it just is like nah. I'm gonna pee before the combing event. You guys got this? Bro, are you kidding me? Because I know you're not used to a lot of this. No, that guy's one-sided. That guy fights at 170. How the fuck does he suck down to 170?

That's crazy looking. Yeah. That's got his down to 170? That's crazy, look at him. Now he's got his hands full, now he's got his hands full because he's not gonna wrestle, comes out. Well, he's fighting Colby now. I know that, I'm saying. I know that, I know that. I know that, he just beat a guy, none the time. I understand, but he's not gonna wrestle, comes out.

He could, yeah, I don't think so. See ya, dude. See ya later buddy. He never comes back, he never comes back. What, he'll sit in silence until he comes back. All right comes back. What is it in silence till it comes back? Dude, honestly, fucking subscribe to my YouTube channel. Fuck this. What the fuck? Hey, does this make you want to train harder now, Chris? Train harder? No. Dude, subscribe to my fucking YouTube channel.

Dude, don't use this as a commercial. It's just like for you to have so many people watching 17, 18. Yeah, I do. Go over and fucking subscribe to my YouTube channel and listen to my podcast. Dude, please man, you're welcome. It's called congratulations. I don't know. You know it's called congratulations.

Okay, I'm fucked up. I'm sorry. I talk about all the hard-hitting issues on my podcast. You do? Yeah. Like what? I mean, whatever's going on in the world, man. Yeah, give me, so what is going on in the world? Give me your, give me your, give me the news. If somebody said Chris, tell us what's going on in the world man. Yeah, give me so what is going on in the world?

Give me your give me your give me the news if somebody said Chris tell us what's going on in the world So it's crazy first of all yeah, right because COVID is just the way everything happened with the lockdown and then yeah And then and then people were just like okay, well, well, let's see. Let's ride this out for a little bit Where they wear me wear this mask and shit and then you're being general No, cuz New York had a big outbreak and then you know, and then they were saying LA was kind of leading the ring and it was like LA was like well, they were the masks and then it was doing much. Okay, we know all this right. What's going on now? Yes. So I'm getting to it. You got to go back story. So fucking people are invested.

Then when I hit you with the now shit, people are like, Oh, okay, I get it. We all get that. So now what's going on now? Give it an assessment of what you think, what America's standing, give us some insight in foreign policy and politics. So look, it's diverse. But what you're gonna say is, you're gonna say is okay, but why is it diverse? And I'm gonna be like, okay, look.

What's diverse? What's diverse? No matter what issue you have in America, yeah, it is legitimately split 50-50 on the middle. Right? So you have, so you have, so you have Trump, you have Biden, Trump is in the president more obviously. I know, but this is the backstreet, but okay,

so Trump is in the president more. A lot of people voted for him. And a lot of people, and Biden's the president, a lot of people voted for him. Yeah, maybe more people, some people think the election was rigged. Yes, we all know. So some people think the election was rigged.

Right, but what is your prediction for the midterm elections? Okay, so First of all the Republicans Yes, first of all is wild yes, what so first of all is wild? What's what because everybody thinks no matter what candidate you have yeah, it's gonna be 50 50 Yeah, no not everybody thinks it's gonna be 50 50 no no, no, I'm saying no matter what happens everyone's gonna go 50 50 No, that's not boring. Hey, yeah, thank you. Yeah, I'm about to Santa Not everybody thinks it's gonna be but we gotta rib each other but I You don't have it don't know no Christmas don't you keep in practicing no

No, man, listen, I'm gonna actually get okay, okay, I'm about to Santa's Wow Yeah, we were talking about the Santa's for you might do it Florida has crush in it. Yeah, in what crushing it how with the lowest covid rates Oh, yeah, then do it like they already they blew it out. They got it and they're like fuck and now they're just like I was down there in the height of the pendant Nothing no mass. Yeah, yeah, no, they don't give a fuck. It's crazy. Yeah, that's right No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's annoying as fuck. I don't like when people are just like, when there's one person with a mask on, it's like, well, I'm not wearing it,

you're gonna get it. I mean, you're gonna get it if you're the only one here. Just go. Um, let's go. You know, I do have a mask, and I tell you what, dude, there's people who talk closer now because they want to prove to you, right?

Yeah. And it's just like, dude, get out of my face anyway, even pre-COVID, I don't want you that close. Yeah, I don't want you that close yeah I don't want you that close now you see that guy right there yeah he's a fucking leader on and he's got he's rush 35 from baguished and he's Russian brown time yeah he's Russian five three he looks like three yeah he's about five seven okay very athletic that's my boy I'm known since he was 16 yep so you're in a room for him very good hey sure I read for you're in a room for him very good. Hey, I'm sure I root for him. You're in a room for unfortunately

Unfortunately Unfortunately, this was my first coach there Christian Allen now is now he has a man bun. Is this the main Fight is a man buzz is this the main fight? This is the main fight There's a common and that's the one before the main one. Yes, I don't like how many there are yeah There's five that's too many many. No, now about that. You would like like two? I want one, and I want the rounds to be 30 minutes each. Five rounds.

Ooh, that'd be fun. It's a long time, Chris. Yeah. Why are you arbitrarily deciding that? Like a net. That's just kind of what I do. That's my brand. But a human body can't really take that.

How do decisions do that? They pass the fuck out and then someone wins. And then they bring up pillow or something. I don't know. They take breaks. They fucking decisions, don't they? They pass the fuck out and then someone wins and then they bring up pillow or something. I don't know. They take breaks, they fucking eat sandwiches in the middle. They throw it all up. Bro, how much better would that be?

No. Eating meals and fighting? Fuck that, I'm starting out. Yeah. Emiles and some like. And some rush other doing it. Meals and fights. Chris Nellon is a savant, yeah.

Yeah. Monster. And An Ninja. An Ninja? Yeah. I'm gonna go get whatever was in your mouth right now, christian alan is is a savant yeah yeah monster and ninja and then you know yeah i'm gonna go get whatever was in your mouth right now but i'm gonna talk so loud and still be here that you guys are gonna fucking get a donut you know you choose what

i'm in it so who's waiting ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You fucked up the whole backdrop. Yeah, way to go, Chris. Uh-oh. You win! Oh, we got the cheese daddy. Cheese plate. Well, there's some good cheese and some bad cheese on the red. But that's really good.

Is it nice? Man, you're very, you look like a skater. You're dressed, you're very dusty looking. This is an off-white. But it's not, I'm an off-black. I'm not an off-black. It's rude. It's rude. Oh, is that all expensive? Is that expensive gear?

It's cheap. Probably more than that. I don't know. Oh. Don't be obnoxious. What do you mean you don't know? The last thing I heard before this was mine. Yeah.

Was, would you wear this please oh see you pay for it don't you're thinking wow little thing fuck your offensive listen just I asked you let me try the best piece of cheese on the wrist with a with a can you wrap in the slum if for me daddy sure I will so the last thing I heard, no I won't. I'm lasting your personal life. No I won't, because I'm a man in my word. Yeah. Last thing I heard.

Yeah. Before I wore this, for the first time, was, yeah. Will you wear this please? where this place. Oh. Hahaha. That is so fucking so I don't know how much it is. Two with your mouth closed, you fucking it's you're so obnoxious, dude. So I guess somebody wanted you to wear it because. Oh, yeah, don't get the brand out. Yeah, yeah, go. So, and then, you know what they said after I put on what man, the first thing I heard

when this was in my possession. Yeah. You're gonna wrap the most for me. What do you risk? Right as What? Don't eat that back. I'm saying the first thing I heard when this was in my possession. What? Thank you. You should stick it. Chris, so gross. You're the camera's on, you can't keep my camera.

Why are you putting all the way in the back of your mouth? You're not a fucking snake. You're not a snake. You have teeth. You don't have to put it all the way in the back. It's hitting the tank, your doppelganger, whatever, a fuck that thing's called. Oh man, I hate when people eat slow like that. Well, they don't want me wrapping yours now.

We call it the fucking saliva all over. Oh, look at this guy. Peter Yon. What a fucking. Well, I don't even eat so much. He would be in jail. This guy would be in a maximum... Look at that. He'd be in a what?

He'd be in a what? He'd be in a maximum security prison, I think if you didn't have a case Nice is it. No, I don't mean it that way. He's just a violent maybe a nice guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's 5 in prison. I don't mean that I don't mean it's a criminal. I just mean he's a badass Yeah, that cheese is fucking nice. I Forgot I told my buddy. I was gonna fucking have lunch with him He's like when are we going? Look what he's doing? What he's doing? Look what he's doing

Picking him up tripping on I mean, Jesus Christ. Oh, man Now Kyle have you had these Nashville chicken hot sandwiches? They're nice. Where are they here? They're nice. Where are they here? They're coming. Oh, got it. Okay, little in, I thought that's all right. Okay, this goes five rounds.

I don't, yeah, I just stuff it in the back there. Yeah, I know, man. No, you've had my friends at Al's Hot Chicken. How's it compared to that? How can I, all these names, the Hot Chicken names are... I'm actually going to the best chicken sandwich in Al-Wrack. Kevin Harding. Kevin said that. All these names the hot chicken names are Kevin Arden Kevin said that all these names with the chicken sandwiches It's always like Al's hot chicken or like fucking Steve's hottest chicken. Yeah What would you what would you call?

Birds are us Like that birds are us sounds tasty. I thought that's see spit- and ideas here. Birds are, you have just different kinds of birds. You can give a culture, just a culture. Yeah, a full bird, you come to my place. A full-fledged? Sloppy one. I've got, I've got birds that don't even really, I've got an extinct shit. Dodo bird sandwich.

You want, you want, Dodo bird stew? Bald Eagle breasts sandwich. Yeah, shit, that's illegal. Yeah, you know they they shut down that fucking this this sushi place called hump and And a hum it was called home sounds It was selling they were selling well meat and they were selling dolphin for real for fuck where? At the Santa Monica airport in He's LA who's eaten dolphin meat at the Santa Monica airport. Was it like the secret menu like how in and out does it? They had sea turtle sea turtle. No, too bad to. Maybe

You can eat sea turtle Shut down my gear. Look at that. Off you out of Santa Monica Airport Brian had a dream and thought it was real Dolphin I need there many times Brian had a dream and thought it was real I thought it was real. I need their many times Brian had a dream and thought it was real Brian had a dream and thought it was real Dude I'm a good singer they got right again up to the door Don't even Google it. We all know it's fake. We don't even have to Google it

But hump restaurant sense. I love when people say shit. You know as false. You don't even need to Google it Google it right now. No, don't don't put sea turtle just do hop hump. I don't think there's a restaurant called hump You know what dude? I don't think there's a restaurant. That's what I'm saying in Santa Monica called How much your life Brian you made this up? Look up. I'm fine. I just spit type in hump rest I know shut down. I mean, you know, obviously chin knows what to do Yeah, but he's just like no You know, yeah, it's you. Obviously, chin knows what to do. Yeah, but he's just like I know. Yeah, it's high. No, my computer has virus on her. She's on heroin. See, it's not working.

Chins on math and fedamines. No, I'm not. Seal. How about this? Literally, seal. Well, all this. I believe you. And the P.O. well condors. Look at this. Look at this. Found selling well meat Closes a sushi restaurant called the hump that federal Pusky's found was Way too long Has clothes as doors. Why were they doing that though? Wow? That's been hey

So this is the main part no the domain of it. God damn it. This is exciting This is me and bread and have two thousand dollars on this I got the Russian guy, but at least this boy Cory. Yeah, I buy us. I love this kids the Aurora That's my hometown. I didn't know if you knew that you had to go you had to go with Cory You got it. You got to go now. That's guy killing whales But why but wait hold on it. Why it's a killing well No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Why are there things like that? But why though, is the demand that high? Yep. But also just serve tuna. But that's what I'm saying.

Like what the fuck? Is the demand, there was a demand? Obviously. Oh yeah. Really? Have you eaten well? No, no, no, no. You got humpback?

When I was in the, when I was in sushi, you're not in the costume. Oh my god. And actually, it's pretty nice though. I'll give you that. That's the way. Yeah, but it's full of mercury Oh, shut up. All right

Mercury like at a tuna. Yeah, yeah Fucking broke lead mercury. You don't want to eat. Hey Brian. That happened. No, it's so much better Maybe that happened 11 years ago, dude. No, Brian's bring up shit like it's no, no, you guys heard an Napoleon Fucking bring it up shit. Get here that mafia guy shot a restaurant in New York. All right, you know what we doing dude guys. I'm just saying. This is a big fight for Cory. I don't. I don't. Title shot, you know, it's so weird to me when somebody has no tattoos, but a huge back tattoo. It's so weird. I'm doing next. Where are you getting your next tattoo? On this neck I bet. Not telling. I don't. his neck. I bet not telling

I know I can't stand when people take something that's not mysterious and make it a mystery like we're all waiting with beta Browse I am pretty sorry what you're gonna get on your fuck since you got the worst tattoos to be know a plane A general plane dude, and then a fucking eagle with fire coming. Oh, dude You know what the weirdest fucking thing is what you made me think of this? You're a piece of shit. Don't, don't, don't. It's that crazy. No, don't say that. No, I'm not. Yeah, you fucking, listen to me right now, and you're here in front of me, and I'll come

at you. But it's the other day we were talking. The other day we were talking. Uh huh. And in the middle of our conversation, we were FaceTiming, and you stopped, you paused, and you looked at me, and you were like this. And if you've been in front of me, I would have punched you in stopped you pause and you looked at me and you were like this And if you've been in front of me, I would have punched you in the face. You looked at me and you went like this you go, hey You suck

Had a nowhere And I was like what the fuck and no, I'm not I don't I don't know you build that tattoo or he did he did this one remember the guy who he went to Yeah, he yeah, he actually I know he I think he got out I think he was in jail It was like involuntary. I guess he's where he drove drunk in a McLare the crash in a Phone pole the most talented guy I've ever hissed. What is he still doing tattoos? Or I don't know I don't't know, I should write tattoos. That shit, he's so good.

He did this and like an outer. So, oh wow, yeah. He's great. He set me up with him. Yeah, I've talked to him before, yeah. He's his great. What's his name? Daniel.

Daniel Silva. Monster. Yeah, he's great. Handsome kid. He's doing out of his house and the hills and then killed that kid on YouTube. He's not fucking off. Well, the kid was from YouTube, not on YouTube.

They don't drink and drive for God's sake. Sorry, everybody. So I like saying I don't drink. Don't drive. Hey, take back what you just said about me, man. No, no, what I was gonna say though is, I shit you not. No bullshit. So I got this because it's the tired eagle joke I make on the fucking man on fire.

Now, that's a peacock though, yeah. No, this is an eagle Let me see dude. This is But it's not a tired eagle. That's that eagle's on fire and let me see because the special is man on fire. Okay, okay So that's your newest one. No, no, my newest one is this one here that what it's on Calvin fucking forget no, it's Jesus I don't know where to show you tap. Hold on. I don't know where this guy's hold on. What go to commercial? I was over here. I pay for playing Paper plane a paper plane. Yeah, just a paper plane. Yeah, just one of the planes that I throw

Yeah, I didn't realize I got somebody flight can I want to be a blue angel. Oh, no, so So, um, yeah What was I saying? Oh, yeah, oh Calvin looked at it and he says I swear to God and he says that that and every time He says that I don't fucking know why I'm not even joking the joke reference But I don't but he didn't see my If you were a bird if you were a bird you would never be any you would be a stork Bullshit that sits on one leg or like just hang out in shallow water New eating with a sharp beak. What would you be an ego you'd be a stork. It sits on one leg. We're like just hang out in shallow water New eating with a sharp beak. What would you be be you think a pigeon? No, you pigeon you dirty pigeon dirty fucking you are you know you are

You are dirty birds that got caught in the fucking Enron spell. No, yeah, I covered an oil tarred up and yeah Looking for other people. shit. Yeah, no, I just went looking for other people. Hey, yeah, hey, guys, there's a wrap. That happens to anyone else? Fuck, just a chicken out there for no reason. No, no, tar all over you. No, you'll all over.

We have night hawk. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's going no, I'd be a fucking night hawk, dude. Ah! We had dirty pigeons, didn't we? No. We live in the nooks, they're likeAAA! We had dirty pitch and did we? No. We had just in cities.

That was NRON, right? No, not NRON. That was NRON. That was the exon. The exon. NRON was the other one. They're all Florida about, yeah. The scandal, right?

Yeah, the bad man. Yeah, yeah. But you know what, this is the energy field. The EWILS, still. You know what, it's funny though, with NRON, they bought all those houses in Florida, and they have that rule, can't take their property. Oh they still have them really in prison, but nice houses This is a fun more you know, be peels still why did I say Enron? This is gonna be sensible here we go

Exxon I'm an I'm gonna go home. on a lot of this is an exciting fight christia i'll see high level fighting here you are going to one thing one thing is for sure korey sandhagen you are going to see an exciting fight now why would korey uh... sandhagen only get a huge back tattoo and no other tattoos that's uh... honestly only something that korey sandhagen knows but the way he trots around he looks ready and boy i'm excited calen what do you think i think that his skin to know it's funny because

that you don't have to do that to callin what do you think i think that at the end of the day cori san hegan is good as he is is going to lose to peter yon and i'm gonna wait for the last one peter yon is an absolute monster for his statue seven point five weight one hundred thirty five pounds he is not looking like a monster but let me tell you he is one now the many is missing in e in his first name it's okay basically it doesn't matter because it's

still sounds better. No, there he goes. There he goes. He's just shadow boxing. Now, if that were against someone, that would be devastating. Right? But he's not.

He's just kind of punching the wind. Yeah. Here we go. Look at him. I'm gonna stall or stand behind. Sorry, you think you're gonna go to the ATM right after we? Yeah.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm fortunately, I'm sorry that your boy, your boy, did off more than you. That's your boy. Yeah, going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm fortunately, but I'm, I'm sorry that your boy, your boy did off more than you. That's your boy. Who's your boy? That's why I'm really close with him. Oh, really? Yeah.

Unfortunately, and I think he's awesome. Unfortunately, Peter Yannis and nightmare. Now, every time you say someone's a nightmare, they lose. He's a mad man. No. I still want to address all those guys in the back. Marketshev1. Now you'll see.

All right, well, I'm rooting for you. Do it. Thank you, sir. Yeah. And I also gave him the nickname, the Sandman'm rooting for you do it. Thank you sir. Yeah And I was a game the nickname the salmon so be cool You did and that's what they call them. Yep. Oh really cool. I give I want to give you You walked in Jim at six he walked in our gym at 16 just play basketball had no experience nice fight for world title Wow, but you bet against him Brian you piece of shit. I had to bet against I'm gonna Period come up with the next game for somebody and then it's gonna go crazy nuts like that one day

Period is a nightmare. Pewter, right? Pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, pewter, the nickname for really to call me think cross i'll give that car you've had a lot of nicknames i don't remember honestly who was fighting that's different big browns good one i i don't remember who gave me the nickname savior but there's uh... somebody is for crazy for you know what's what you know you want a funny origin story of what i think they make it

what he made it up i know that i can't say that i know that i think you've been doing that for a uh... hey hey i'm your boy your boy boys very busy here. You're your boys very busy I'm gonna finish him you kind of you know, I dropped everything to fight though. He's not that busy Jesus, he's just he's just more dangerous dude He's kicking his legs Wow, interesting, so you know I come our opposed that because they trained together and I watched him train together

Oh, you did. Yeah. It's always so bitch. I know it's devastating, but it's so bitch when guys do leg kicks. It looks so bitch. No, no, no, it is. No, I see what you're saying though. Yeah, it always looks like they're going. Huh, I think the biggest bitch move is when they do the front knee kick. Well, that's really kind of like a no no, right?

I mean, I know they, I know they, no, I know, but it's, it's like frowned upon. Not really. Oh, really? You can do it. No, I know, but it's isn't like frowned upon not really. Oh really If you can do it, I'm just here. Most people's fucking need that that Peter Pitchy on the floor close distance here and it's gonna be okay if I do this There's a great body shot. I poke I'm respectful don't touch gloves. Why not? Going for the kill you know God one of these shots, I would just be for fuck it.

Nine months. It's the party. It's hitting them in the body, man. I'm surprised. Here keeps saying. It's gonna take him down. The reach, you know, have reached differences in real struggle for Peter Young right now.

Yeah, he's gotta get close. Oh, daddy. That's, we call that money in the bank Money in the bank what because that oh Nice cashiness on his hands. No, that's definitely hurting Oh shit. Yeah, it's in tight. Oh Now if you could just jump on there and get his back, that'd be fantastic. I don't want to dress like those guys in the back Where are the yeah, What do you call him?

What do you call him? This is Thobs. Thobs. So, uh oh. Yeah, but what's, what's, what's, who good body can't just say? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. But what, what, what, what's the actual title that they have? Because you know, I'm a lord. I've told you that. I, what was to do with that? What are you talking about? Dude, so my mom was born in raised, England. And somebody bought me land and to be a

Lowly, why did you think why did you take why why do you say this is a bad fight for Peter Because because he's he's very stationary as far as pressure straightforward boxing Okay, and Corey is a nightmare to deal with with that. He's kicking his and he knows what you bring the table He's gonna be able to he's just a lot to get through for 25 minutes. Congratulations podcast on YouTube Graduation, so proud to much. Congratulations smash out like one of course fighting very well Smash out like you want me to let you out of the bet be nope, no, I still got I got a stick to my bet I bet you knocks him out with a kicker. This is where you know more about fighting which makes me angry But oh you thought you knew more

This is where you know more about fighting which makes me angry, but oh you thought you knew more No, but I just this is me with your money How are you gonna do that? I guess that's cool now probably by you are quietly gonna do with it Chris buy some new shoes nice What do you want the mummy's what are you thinking dude? I'm pissed at the mommy's all right. I'm so annoyed still This is hard for me to I I can't talk right now. It's just the first round, but you know, Peter got, he starts slow a little bit. Yeah, he does, he does. But it's bad if you're a Peter gun fan and he's on his heels.

Yeah, he doesn't like rain. He's a pressure fighter. Yeah. Now, Corey's very white like Chris, so when you land a jab, it's gonna show red. It's pinkish shit, pinkish. Some guys get pinkish shit. We call him pink dolphins. Oh shit, there's a kick for from oh Wow, this is a fucking yes

Man that takedown is not there. I like that he's makes it around He's got dog a stunning hips period. Well, he's from Russia. Yes, yes, but he's not saying that I know I say he's got a couple of dog a stand and hips there. Nope I know that is standing in a different Country that out so bit see these little bit. Come on now That hurts too. Yeah, that look oh Did he get him jump in the outlanded oh Jesus? That's what he's doing Where is handhagen's a fucking nightmare? Now you bet against them. Oh, it's all pinkish shit. Look at his pick his shit Yeah, pink dolphin there. Yeah. Why are you saying dolphin?

It's a brand, pink dolphin. Oh. So that's like in my mind. But dolphins aren't pink, are they? Now, who is this camera? Where's Jan fight out of? You're here of Russia? Okay.

Peter. I'm sorry, I'm saying his name. Peter. You're the real one. Guys, guys, guys, guys, it's Peter. Peter. Yeah, they should toss another E on there. Krishna on, bit of a genius.

You wore the Halloween kicks, aren't Chris? That's cool. I did, I wore them because of Halloween. Yeah, they should toss another E on the Krishna and a bit of a genius. You were the Halloween kicks on Chris. That's cool. I did. I wore them because of Halloween. Yeah, no, that's Chris. That's Krishna. Now on's Prodigy creation. Correct. Since day one molded at him. It's like you and Chris. Yeah, the Chris of course. And Hagen. You're a Christian. Yeah, dude. That's how it works. You know, the Chris now and gave me a little boxing lesson. And I took one thing he taught me and went back to my gym and I did real well. You know what it was? He went like, he just happened,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't care. Yeah, I thought I would go back. Because that never happened. You got to quit, right? I swear to God, I didn't. It never happened. He gave me two lessons. Oh, what's this, it's called a thob?

It says thob or thob. I thought I had a cooler name. But what's their titles? Like if I want to be one of them, what's the title? Can I do it? I've seen people do it because- You know where, you would wear it in the desert. You would, that's how you conserve.

And fighters would visit Saudi Arabia and they would wear it and it's like a traditional thing. Like it looks respectful. This is a fucking... You're taxing on it, right? Look at him, look at the way he's way. Look at the way he's fucking. This is a fucking... You're taxing on her, Chris. Look at him. Look at the way he's way. Look at the way he's fucking. This is a high level ship. Oh, you're people like, oh my god, I can't believe you're on there on TV.

No, it's taxing on my son. He's cute. Oh, it's going on with him. He's just being cute. Yeah. He's watching. Is he? What? Yeah, he's fighting. You have Marty. Do you think that Jan or Sandhagen is going is gonna win how old is he now sandhagen uh oh pyrons get oh shoo then boys are throwing they are throwing throwing

cori made some adjustments adjustments since the tj fight and i go up his back and i do those weird gramby roles He actually got Peter Yann's back. Yeah, he's young man. I touched that tattoo it up box those pot boxing Yeah, that bums me out. I'm not gonna lie. He's my boy that's that boxing tattoo bums me out Yeah, I have a football with a crown on it. So I'm not much to say Your thought about getting when your tattoos removed Chris Chris? No, I honestly like them still. See, you know why though? I've got over.

You know why though, because you got them when you were older. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, football, the crown, I got one of these. Oh, shit. Right, right, right. I didn't have money. Yeah.

So, I had some guy named Larry did it. You know? Did it, was his name Larry? His name was Larry. Wow. He's cash knowledge. Never know, guy named Larry, period. I never met Larry in my life.

So, for that guy That'd be my advice to myself you want to get tattoos with your older. Yeah money dude. Oh We're just gonna regret it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it like what you're into now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you can be on your arm. Yeah Yeah, true It's just stylistically it's tough man which can be on your arm. Yeah. Yeah, true. I'm so impressed, of course. Oh, I'm so impressed. It's just stylistically, it's tough, man. What, tattoos? Those are tough too, when you get them all you're young, but for-

So you have ones that you would maybe. Oh, I mean, they just remind you of the past. I don't regret it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just wish, I thought there's such better artists. Yeah, I appreciate it. Especially the space it yeah. I just wish it's like, God, there's such better artists. Yeah, exactly. Like, as much of the space it consumes,

I'm like, God, I could do something so much doper now. But that space is taken. Damn. It's like crime real estate, you know? Yeah, it goes, it goes, it goes, someone go over it, make it better. Have a like call Larry back up. That never, maybe he's better now.

That never works out that when you cover him. I don't know. Cory's saying, he's got that. Fucking Pete works out that way. Yeah, cover him. I don't know. Cory's hanging. Fucking Pete Davidson's getting all his tattoos removed. I heard some miserable. No. Yeah, he's getting all the... Look at how red Cory's hanging his body is.

Why? I could help. I'd pepper you up just like that, Chris. You'd be so red. You look like you had a sunburn. They'd be like, you've been in the sun. You go numb. It's actually a disadvantage when you're that white.

Yeah. Because the judge is see that. But you don't see like, you've been in the sun, you've gone numb. It's actually a disadvantage when you're that white. Because the judge is see that. But you don't see like, if Peter was that white, you'd see his entire body be like a lobster. Look at Corey's defense, he's got fucking great. So it's a disadvantage you think is the, oh fuck. Yeah, the judge, you know, judge is suck dude. So they say that and they're like, oh, he's, he's, oh, Corey's landing more, but because he's red,

we're like some guys like older fighters have scar tissue, so they cut or swell easier. But doesn't mean that he's in the fight. Dude, don't blink. Chris, don't blink, because you don't know. Okay. You know, I see this spinning punch shit a lot. Is the Diaz Brothers there who's so-and-spinning shit?

That shit really works, huh? I like the whole martial arts man. Sometimes, yeah. But I mean, yeah, like when it lands and people get on trains out of Singapore actually No, no, no, no, no, no, check that out Brian say more stuff that isn't true. I think it's true I think he's The way I Thought his He's just

Singapore I thought his watch is just rough. Yeah, but it's his way time camp in Singapore, but oh zippercuda. Oh, I should try that Oh, sorry, I'm so just sucker for his take downs or not I don't like it. I like that. He's switching. Oh shit. Oh, no, there's nothing there. Okay, I'm such a sucker for ads in the ring Oh, crypto-com I should get that oh Fuck fuck. I want to watch a fight. Oh Brian. Oh Brian pitch Chris on your no fun to oh, dude Sorry, hold on a little chipping lines. I gotta go to the fucking no. There's some still some of the no fun toes left. NFT. You know you waste your money. Yeah. No, no, listen, we, we stole a lot of them. No, we didn't. They're going like hotcakes. What are you talking about? Tesla and no fun.

What is friends hustle in the buy-in? No, they're actually sound hustled. But they're actually selling well. How much do you money make? Well, nothing yet. Yeah. Oh, well, that sounds promising. Yeah, but in like, yeah, it's a slow burn. And we said, yeah, so maybe it'll have to. Yeah, it's hard though, you know?

Yeah, I'm quick. I told you, I said, I said we started laughing about that's what. That's what the way our part was. Oh, portable protégé, oh, fuck, nah, P3. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta fucking fight. God damn it, I'm so so so sucker for the monster Introducing. Oh that's what 30 for monster energy. I got a fuck acting Boy he does come straight forward doesn't he be? Peter?

Yeah, I wanna be a- These fighters came to play. One of them pinker than the other but what's interesting is the body shots Keep landing on both of them you know judges suck so I don't like that the show and Peter Young well but it's definitely a tour up there not really Peter I told you it's one one it's one one it's any man's game at this point one one one Peter Young is somebody you don't mess with and in the middle of the rounds they are going to put refrigerator magnets on his face

Just to make sure he is not a refrigerator No Chris that's not so far. They haven't let go up turns out he's not okay So he's not magnetic. He is not a refrigerator. They're keeping the swelling down Cory hmm Chris who do you have in this fight? It's one man. I don't know and that's that I would say though. I was a big chest Brian. You're Cory Cory beats me by just a couple of years. Yeah I will say though. Yann is so gifted when it comes to making adjustments. And I'll also say what a great display of MMA striking by.

And Sanhaigan is controlling the range and pace beautifully. Dude, there's not a better cuck move to try and get on the UFC broadcast by twing like, man, thank you Dana for this amazing fight card. How's that UFC 267? Oh, oh, caught him there. Theo adu is the joke, which is hilarious, and they're always posted. Oh, really? Yeah, always post it. Oh really? Yeah, always.

What's he saying? I hope he like, man, this is about to be a barn burn. You'll see 267, he always gets on there. Spin kick. Spin kick. That's my specialty. Spin kick, so my specialty. He's got caught, man.

He's got caught. Who's getting caught? Peter. Yeah, this is a good one I knew you'd like this Chris. No, that's what's good one. I knew you'd like this wait till the next one too Yeah, the next two are fucking great fights. There's two more. No, no this one. Oh got it Damn chin yelled at us. Jesus chin. There's one more. I told he was on drugs. You could cramp barbecue after this. Chris nice watch. Thanks man. I made it. I made it myself. You've had that. You've had that. You've had that. No, I just got this one.

I made it myself. You made it. Take a year now. Hey, the Nike sign shoe yellow, huh? Yeah, that's what happens with these. Sun. It's the sun. I mean I prefer those depressed those Yeah, but I never bring them out in the sun ever I Hunkered down in my cave. Do you have a window in your closet? No, I don't I don't get it Ampeter, Jan is trying to oh These boys are scrapping yeah, they're really fucking scrappy both of them. I just want my boy Cory to get that bell bring back to Aurora I

Just can't believe the stamina on the on motherfuckers that do this dude. I don't want to do anything for this long 25 minutes of fighting another grown man. I don't get better than these guys. It's how much better can you get in the spirit? Yeah, just unbelievable. They do everything good good They do everything now now remember the only reason Cory's inner because TJ was hurt. Yeah, that's right So the winner of this is gonna fight TJ But could TJ do that good job TJ vs. Cory is a fantastic fight rematch after Cory's made some Corrections on his technique and stuff and he's made some corrections, Baba. He's not doing that bullshit. Gramby roll right That's why he lost the TJ. Gramby roll. What do you say? Gramby roll. What's that?

It's no school. You're all up in the kitchen, dude. Oh, don't know the flavor. Hmm. Well, okay. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh I'm fine with that. Just standing just had to reach problems. You got a reach situation here He's got to get in there closer and it's hard. He's got to actually let him come in and then fight him Oh god, then you get those shots promise for every three of Corey's one of yons does more damage Yeah, he's up. He's a power. Mm-hmm. Hunter. Yeah sits down those punches small guy though, huh? Yeah, he's small Towards tall man. Yeah, Cory's not afraid He's so confident. Well, I was in a roar watching Spark release right before his camp. He's just getting he's just starting camp

Yeah, he's doing 30 minutes of sparse and he he was in a camp doing 30 minutes And letting the worst guy in the gym beat him up. Do you want to go to he's he goes on to go the darkest place? And letting the worst guy in the gym beat him up. Because he wanted to go to, he goes, I want to go to the darkest place. Okay, you psycho. Not to psycho thing. Yes, I go. Five years ago I was there and Christian just pointed to him

and said, that's the future. And he laughed like that. And then we rolled. I actually saw him sparring a little bit and he threw a body shot like that. And I was like god damn Daddy Chris how do I do that? He goes it's complicated. Yeah, not for you though Peters yes, let's oh great body shot. Oh

Sorry, that's what happened that was a spinning one. Yeah, that's what happens the spin of one it was what it's hurt him But you're not here's a thing. There's no punk down here. He has leg locks for days Now Peter controlling that foot. No, no, no hold on now hold on hold on daddy. Oh, he Oh, that's tight. That's in tight. Yeah, that's no no. Oh weird. Oh 40 seconds. Get to your feet Corey Shake him off daddy. There you go. Shake him off. Here we are. Oh, 40 seconds. Get to your feet, Corey. Shake him off, daddy. There you go. Shake him off. Here we are. Okay, as you're back.

Oh, he's fine. He's gonna turn in them and you're on bottom. This is how we do it. This is how we do it. Oh, man, it's actually the fighting so much better when you're singing. Wasn't that my time, Jordan? Yeah, good. I don't know.

I got more into it. But it has to be the right, you know, it has to be the right. You know has to be the way This is how we don't it. It's Friday Look at him He just can see the both pretty tired now Now I think where he has better endurance than he does Yeah, that was a bad shot those guys don't still not a 10-8 round those guys on the top of the post with the cameras No, no, that's not why not I don't think those guys on the top of the post with the cameras? No, that's not done yet.

Why not? I don't think so. Those guys on the top of the post with the cameras, are they spy? Russian Spice. They're Russian Spice. Wow, that was fucking very fun. Wow, they're all wearing white.

2-1 Peter I think. Peter, Peter, this is how we do it. Give it for the right, give it for the right. When you knock somebody down like that, you gotta give it to them. Clean the top too. What's that? 10? 10.9. Yeah.

What's the difference? It's a five round one, right? It depends on five rounds. But it just depends on the judges. Like some judges, like, well, he's the closest finish inside to 10.8. So do you judge it? So he's been doing really well all the way up

and then he knocks him down. So it's like, right. I thought it was an automatic 10.8 round. When he talks about it. Oh, no, no, no. It's rarely about 108's days. I mean, it's more prevalent now, because they're getting more educated,

but you don't see a ton of 108's in it. That was bad. The spinning thing really fucked them right here. Oh, that's what knocked them in. Oh, he rang his bell, he rang his bell. He rang his bell, he rang his bell. He rang his bell. He rang his bell. He rang his bell. I don't normally do duets, but it's okay. He rang his bell.

I am like a solo artist. You don't do duet to me solo artist. Awesome. Yeah. You can ring my bell. It's fine. And if you're singing and I join in, it's all good. You're welcome, but like when I'm doing it, my shit is so...

Let you go. I'm a little performer. Alright, alright. I know it's hard, right? Because when I do it, you feel I want it in. Yeah, I'm just so nervous right now, because I got my life savings on this. Oh, Brian, why are you betting your whole life savings on this? $2000.

Oh, wow, he did a jump. Fuckin' knee's that's uh... that's uh... frank yeager out with the uther gumball's feel there of course and it is very much in this fight and for about i will say for about five minutes i was so tired and i stopped talking for five minutes

and i just got a real i got a turn up the fucking heat. So now it's on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Peter Yann is a nightmare dude and every time you say, he's a nightmare they fucking lose. He's a nightmare! Speaking of nightmares, I watched fucking, when I was a kid, I never fight so far. Yeah, but, what'd you watch? When I was a kid, I was, definitely afraid of Freddy Krueger, man.

Oh, dude, I had a poster in my room and my mom, I couldn't see it. Oh, but my mom goes, good boys don't have those type posters and we sat in on fire. Oh wow. She was right. Wow.

But she also bought me the poster so I was very confused that's the most confusing thing to do to a child but I will say do it a nice terrified of Freddy Krueger oh me to well the poster I don't know oh wow my mom bought it my friend Cliff was really religious and he said that Halloween was if you have decorations you're inviting the devil and your house your Oh, your friends fucking stupid. I believe that. Your friends stupid. Your friends, right?

And then we had a haunting in my home and I had to perform a nice thing. I think even with COVID, how trigger dreams will be pop and all right? Yeah, right now. Yeah, this time, yeah. But I was, so I was terrified of Fr. Kruger. So I was like, you know what?

I never watched fucking Niner and Elm Street. I watched Niner and Elm Street for the first time ever See, we're ready recently see Brenna what he does. It doesn't really hold out No, not not not not not asleep. No, I know, but it's all because when he falls asleep Oh, I know oh Play leg locks with Corsi Play leg locks with Corsi and see play leg locks. Of course, and he see what happens. It's all he does daddy

And then I watch part two part two. That's the worst sequel ever. They don't hold up They don't hold up now. Have you seen the Freddy Krueger dunk Nike dumps now they go for about six grand. Yes Yes, I love them buy him for me. Oh, well, you know, it's there. It's a lot of money to buy for somebody just on a whim like that It was tired, Bubba. Peer-Yan's tired right now. Both of them are tired. I'll tell you what, I'm tired. He's coming forward though, Bubba. You woke up early, huh?

Yeah, I woke up way too early, 9.15. Oh, oh, geez. Oh, fuck. Oh, bam, but it's dangered, dangered, dangered, dangered. Dangered, oh, that's the spin room move. You don't want to do that. That was slow, basically. That was dangered.

Oh, fuck. Oh, he's getting fucked up. Peer-Yan got that championship mindset. Oh, my God, dude, I know. God. Basically that was dancing. Oh no. Oh he's getting fucked up. Peter Young got that championship mindset. Good dude, I know. God. I'm told you. You can see though that that guy Peter, Peter Young is just like, uh, He just goes, he doesn't stop, he goes, goes, goes.

Remember when Brian said, like that fucking guy, Hortega. Hey, remember Brian said if Peter was in doing this, he'd be in prison. Yeah. You know that? Yeah. I mean, he's a big guy. Yeah. Brian is basically, yeah Yeah, I see you Yeah, right You've had some weird you've had some weird what the fuck is going on Corey can take a shot by the way Yes, of course and egg and it's got a fucking chin on him. He does now. Would you give Corey the round with a take down?

No, oh They want to do the spinning kicks. They're spinning punches so bad. 100%. Back on the map. That's true. Oh, fuck what you thought that said. Oh, fuck. You know what? I can't really take a punch off. I cannot give him around.

He's getting cracked and now he's going for, but he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to box with him. So I don't like that. And now does this camera take that? No, no, no, there's no take. He's taking his back. No, that's not take that. He's defending the take then. But this is control, so it's not good for fear his back. No, that's not taking it. He's defending the takedown, but this is control,

so it's not good for fear. But even honestly, even this much abuse for San Hagen, that's not good for him. No. Do you get mad when Michael Phillips gets wet swimming? No, no, no, no, no, but I'm saying, do you get mad when Tom Brady's slow as a football? He gets tackled?

I actually do get angry at that, yeah. But I will say um though Peter Young just stand on and live takes it off his gloves and then he just answers back In the middle of saying some right It's not good for him like it by the time he turns fucking 55 is gonna be like Darr no, yeah, but sorry. Yeah, no, I get that I get that You can say he doesn't like watching the pushments. He's thinking about not watching anymore. No, that be I can't I love this I love the fight really Yeah, because I live to fight fight to live you know, I mean is that right here a comedian?

Yeah, but I would say chorus at comedia? Yeah but I fight under the same I would say Cory's down three one. Yeah I would too. Damn. Yeah I would too. And now it's just. So he's got a win now then. He needs an octet here.

This is the last round yeah. He's got something in his nose. Yeah. Yeah stop the play. Take that out before you fight right? Oh alright. Chris you ever had a bloody nose? Yeah.

Yeah. Look at how calm he is. It's not even breathing. Look at how Cory San Hagen's not even breathing heavy. Well, not really, yeah, a little bit. It's rude what they're doing to his face. They should just let him beat. He's trying to fix the cuts and stop the bleeding.

Oh, look at him. Oh, wow. What's going on here? He said, look at me. What? Oh, look, he's talking shit. Oh, really? He's look at me. What? Oh look he's talking shit. Oh really? He's a savage dude. Yeah he's a savage. He's a young savage.

Now Peter, Peter are yons the tannis rushing you've ever seen? Yeah. That fair to say. That's fair to say. That's crazy. Did he go to the fucking salon? You'd have to go to the tannin bed. Yeah. He runs with a shirt off. He's not getting Russian sun out there. No. It's been I've never been there. I've no idea what it's like. I think I drank a single fucking king. It's hot in Singapore, Bob.

I think that's what's going on. And I think that you've got... His style's not very Singaporeish. Well, no, he's obsessed with Moira Tablet. Remember, he was a professional boxer, Bob. Yeah, no, he's very boxy savvy. Very boxy savvy. I call that boxy savvy.

Got those guys that are lit in the back with those. You with the Bubba shit and the B shit. Just say Brian and I'm running a tank. All right, but I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna like, with no time. Yeah. What did I meet you?

Me? 10 years ago? 89, 1989. When you were born. 89. And I cut you on billboard. I was looking for it. As I said, this is a big New York.

It's 15 pounds. It's six years old. for a cat. I was looking for a cat. As I said, this is a big New York. It was 15 pounds. Six years old. Wow. Trying to get into the club. Yeah. Seems like that you might be not remembering that, right? 10 years ago. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, 10 years sounds right. 10 years. How long have you guys known each other? 14. Probably. Oh, okay. You better me. I don't, but I think that I-

We were both under the Brian's tutelage, and we both kind of, yeah, he took my workshop. Brian, where's your workshop? I forget. A.B. look at this and me. Oh, oh, God. Yeah, they just kind of like what you did. I'm too into this fight, I can't fuck around right now.

Wow. Hey, Brennan, you want to give me the two grand now or what do you want to do? You want to back out, I'll let you back out if you want. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, He needs a finish. Yeah. I think so.

But we could just roll it into the next fight, companion, too. Yeah. You fought a great fight, though. You think Kobe Compton beats a... No, I think Kobe's gonna get you on that line. What about Rose and Zayn? I always Rose. All day long. All day long. Rose, all day long all day long roads all day long Jesus Christ I just like to sit down those punches and just He just keeps shutting you down It's what's the constant pressure? Yeah, these guys are just gonna wake up on day catch the years old They're just gonna be like who's cooking bacon and there's nobody's cooking bacon And they just smell bacon the rest of their fucking lives. I know but it's just it's gonna turn into fucking bleeding brains and cancer and shit

Well not cancer, but yeah Yeah, of course trying to do whatever you can. You're in that fight. Yeah, it's a great fight. Good input, man. Well, of course trying to do whatever you can. I don't like, hey, you're be, don't be quietly condescending. It makes me mad. A.B., I got one for you.

Health, now think of a full blown, healthy, well-rested TJ Dillishol versus Peter Young. It's gonna be sick. It's gonna be sick. TJ beats him, yeah. I don't bet against Peter Young, Baba. I just don't Hey, Chris stop fucking running commentary. I said the country and I speak my mind, all right I gotta get a crypto comment. He has to be a It's weird to have time. I know anybody see that see that? They do so consciously, dude. And then they

fucking get it by mistake. Yeah, like Chris, it's what happens. I love that every one of those apps. What's that pink logo? Like you got to make sure it's clear. Where? Oh, yeah, that's that's for aliens. It looks very like a visit Abu Dhabi. Okay, I gotta go there on vacation. It's fucking really nice. Oh, yeah, it's like Vegas on steroids. That's what dude, I was just gonna say that. You heard that from Hanzo. It's like Vegas on steroids. No, I just heard that from Hanzo.

No. That's Hanzo's word. Dude, it's like Vegas on steroids. I heard that from Hanzo. I don't like Vegas though. So you put on steroids, they definitely don't. Well, maybe it's fucking goddamn, I just wanna, I just wanna, you wanna get in there?

I just wanna move out into Montana and just, you wanna go to Montana? I'll move to Montana with you. I just want to move out into Montana. You want to go to Montana? I'll move to Montana with you. Oh, you love Montana. Love it. Aren't you in Arizona for a while with a fam? Yeah. I like Arizona.

I like... This is weird fight to call out to you now. I mean, I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I don't mind either of those things. But. You like the cactus now?

No, no, be. I love just like hugging cactus. Sanding is like, periodion is put in pressure, so he's, and I don't know. No, it's over, bro. Unless you fucking goes nuts. Dude, you have to knock him out, be.

Yeah, he's gotta go crazy. Cause he's definitely down at least three rounds. Oh, you wanna pay me in crypto? Oh, you know what? I'll just give you my crypto notes. Oh, no, you can have my toads. All right. Jesus Christ. You're so fucking rough. Oh God. Look at him. Oh God. Catch him in the head like that. I mean,

honestly, the period on dude, he doesn't even look. No, he looks like he just went to lunch. Yeah. Yeah. He don't. No, there's not a much on the fucking face. And he's so tan for Russian. Yeah. That is. He's so tan for Russian. Yeah, that is Fuck his mother fuckers dude telling you I'm telling you it's oh I'm telling you it's bad for you

You didn't hit the face. It's bad for you to get hit in the face. I Like the way he dances around though. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's it. That was sick. How did he stand? How the fuck did he stand? Corey lost that fight. Yeah, he did. Now, Tabudabi, so he gave some shenanigans maybe You said you're okay. Caram other wheel. Okay, last last move is his wheel. Really? That was a great fight. That was a good fight. Did way better than Alex remain sterling. Oh yeah, and I'm good. Fuck man, of course. But then we're married. Alex remain.

Hold on, I love this commercial. Remember when we were at the house with, and it was still known in Schwarzenegger and all the fucking dudes, and the sugar red Leonard and David Blaine and... Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri. And then we were watching the boxing and then it went to commercial and I said

Oh an alpichino and I said really well I said oh hold on I'd be quiet I'm in this commercial and put all these legs in the lab always so many guys I'm in this commercial did they laugh yeah they didn't even know they were there. Yeah, they either sold out their land. They're like, oh, yeah. They were just, how did you know was just like, whoa. Oh. Yeah, dude, I mean, yeah, they,

I don't even know if they heard, but Brendan and Frank heard. Oh, that was, he caught him with that fucking need. Jesus. I have to get fight. Peter's just a fucking tough promise all. Is that champion mentality he just goes forward, man? God that's crazy.

That fucked him up. Got so many decisions tonight. What about, let me ask you a question. What about, what is it Chris? So something that's really been pressing me. No, I actually have wondered this before. Like, these guys, like, that's got to do. Besides the fact that it fucks your brain up

and like, you get knocked out, that's got to fuck your job. No? Sometimes your jaws will off, but it feels, goes back. It feels like it's so like sensitive like you fuck your job all of you know the wife is a dime piece I don't you know Russian world champion I have a done correct correct you are correct do you think Corey knows he lost this yes call him now ask him quick quick before they do it

Look at the two there's there are shenanigans. They're so many bald guys in the back You had DC you had data you had the the fucking Commit it. They really are a lot of baldness. He won't Yeah, that has to be a tough pill for Corey to floor, but this but you're you're losing to a phenomenal fighter I mean he doesn't care. I know he's and he's great Look at his little son so cute son of the beast. Yeah Wow What a stud What a fucking stud

The girls distractingly hot am I right about that? Yes, she is distracting me beautiful and Am I right about that? Yes, she is distracting me beautiful. And he is... Nerd Russians have the most beautiful... Well, when you... Vladimir Putin knows who you are and admire his set. You're sat in Russia.

And he should... Like Fedor's is right hand man. But there you go. I did not love this guy. He's just a guy. I don't know, man. Yeah, I mean... Just a guy. I don't know.

He's not just a guy. He's a different guy. All right. The commentator's head weird, huh? The commentator looks like the teacher from South Park. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? That dude right there, Target?

Friend, comment. Yeah. He's a translator. Bring that guy up. Yeah. He looks like the teacher from South Park. He goes, okay. That wasn't in sync classic.

That was amazing. What? Oh, the fight. The fight. Oh. I'm excited teacher from South by the goes okay, that wasn't in sync classic that was amazing what Oh the fight oh Oh, and the push so distressed there he is that's the commentator right there. That's funny. Oh spot on Okay, good coming on There you go that's the Russian translate that's a hell of a call. That's funny. I could have came up with that if I wanted to I just oh Jesus Christ His roundhouse just

God he looks like him. That's so that's so cute dude His kid also doesn't give a fuck. That's what he knows all he knows is dad winning. He's never seen his dad lose So I'll dad get de-cute Yeah, that's it. Oh for what now. I was your man's got down opponent and that's how you lost the belt sterling's got the belt. Yeah, yeah But he had to pull out of this fight. That's how Cory got the short Now he is back to being the champ. So the translators so let me ask you that this translator is head his shape Biggest brain. How is that happening? It's wild biggest brain in the world. How is that happening?

It's wild. Yeah. Sometimes the way you're born, as you come out, can shape your head. Just thought of a share that way. Like the way they pull you out, right? I know that. Well, you might as a big brain, though. Because he speaks way languages.

Did you hear that Sean? Your head's perfectly round, huh? Yeah. Sean O'Malley called Peter Gannout and Peter Gann just tweeted back, smoking weed again. And high, high again, Sean weed again and high again Sean. Your head's perfectly round. Huh? Look at Brian's head.

I don't know, I scurrying. You know what? It's a natively symmetric. No, you know why? Why? Because he came out of his mom's asshole. That's so cheap. He pooped you out.

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I find it this is definitely farted on the show was there's a camera catch you winking at me man I swear it's no back camera is there. Oh, I didn't realize I don't know. It's really when I farted Slow wink to no wink in at him. Yeah, yeah, who fucking cares about Farge? I used to be like it don't far but who fucking cares about Farge? I used to be like, it don't far but who fucking care? It's funny when your kids fart Even my son, he's one, he fart, he laughs Yeah, what is that? It's just now he laughs He laughs first time he fart, he laughs and I'll tell you what and now we taught him to say Excuse me and now every time he fart, he goes he looks at me he goes It boopie instead of excuse me. It's so cute

It's boopie. Q to see my son's doing when he watches his zombie movie with his brother, he calls him chambies. Wow. Chambies and I go, oh, chambies. That's actually a racial slurfer zombies, but I don't appreciate it. But it's cute. Chambies.

Be more polished looking guys, more tough and be tough for the guys. Good work, Brian. Okay. Wow. Now, how old does Glover look? He's 41. Yeah. Looks, look.

How old are you Chris? He looks way older than 41. Yeah, I'm 41. Training, you know what? That's a tough 41 daddy. Oh my God. He's been through the thick of it. But that guy looks, he's lived a tough life, buddy.

No, he looks 50. Yeah. Yeah. He gets punched in the face for living. Yeah. And he trains his ass off. no he looks 50 yeah yeah yeah he gets a bunch of the face for living yeah and he trains us to ask but he but he looks healthy as shit I mean no he's in shape he's moving like 41 there yeah yeah but don't do this ad I love his commercial sorry oh fuck fuck sorry I gotta don't don't buy it for it man I got it you got a lot of mutual it looks good it's a bad commercial though look pretty pretty sure how do you expect to sell stuff like that bro? Let me tell you something there's zero good. There are zero good commercials

I would say like a commercial on second dude. I can make a fucking commercial and bang it out Your sales are go nuts. So you know what I would do? There's sir for real I have higher comedians and actors to get up and describe a commercial They would describe the commercial and that's what I would do. Yeah, yeah, me like what Samuel Jackson is dumb shit. Yeah, not this dumb shit. Everyone's scared of shit Did do some real ad Man you get me in there. I'll sell your pants They're gone. All right sell pants go ready. I'll pants. Ah, what are you doing? What are you doing listening?

What are you doing watching all these commercials? This is the one. These are the pants. Look at, look at the way they look. And I don't even have a shirt on. Look at the way these pants look. You want these pants. That's it, that's the commercial.

I'll need 30 seconds. Pants gone. So you think I'm joking. I'm not joking bud. Okay man. Oh, don't eat. Don't look at it. Don't dig deep in your mouth. Just digging your fingers all the way in your mouth.

Now what? That's good cheese, bro. It is nice cheese. Boy, my god, it's that cheese. Oh, you know what? Those natural chicken knots, they're gonna be just in time, Kyle. Yeah, he said he had a city about 10 minutes out. Fantastic. What's the, You know what those that those national chicken not saying would be just in time Kyle Fantastic what's the What dude I'm gonna I want to put the link to my to this yeah

Someone send it to Chris It's just dude. I've called it every fight Let me've taken all the favorites. I know. It's not all. I mean, I took all the daggers. I take all the goss. The only underdog you've taken is Glover. I don't know if I'm here. Yeah, it's a Glover. Yeah, you got to tell my number,

but then everyone would have. Yeah, tough fight for him. Tough fight for him. Yeah, tough fight for him. Glover, you can't count who is this. Is that Glover? That's Frank Shammer. Well, that's Glover.

Oh, that is Jack. Fuck outta here. Look at him. Wasn't he, he couldn't get in the country for a long time he's always talking about him this guy yeah he couldn't work here yeah like he was like 30's chocolate else sparring partner for years and then if like the hard cords you'd hear all these rumors about this tough Brazilian you know him and Chuck going at it at the pit training center thanks bro world class j-jitsu player that's his background is Jiu-jitsu. Oh nice

Most submissions in light heavyweight history is that true most finishes to I think Wait, are you sure this is the link it didn't even pop up as a link Now if you remember John Jones dismantled him pretty isn't that crazy? Yeah, he blew his fucking Weird didn't come up to me like Let me try to do it. Let me hear It's so weird. It's so weird how good it is. I work. He dismantled that before. I mean, John, yes.

What is it? What is it? Like just his I look like a vampire. Okay great great I look like a vampire. Great High mentality. But it's a skill set. I have to believe he works really hard But people say he does. have to believe he works really hard but people say it doesn't but i think here we go

and he works hard on a few of those hard like a guy like coldly guys fight plum camin fight company we're doing flight simulator right now flight center flights flight compatible with your favorite fighter Chris uh... uh... still style lender no uh... uh... zindaya is a guy a guy a peter trance you're seen have you ever seen our boy um... is the

dance oh my god used to be a b-boy oh he was that's why did that walk out that was with his old dancing i said to great answer i was like how the fuck you see the early walked out with no really don't bring her up jen bring her girly walked out with no Really don't even bring her up Jen. I don't need that my life. No, don't bring her. I got to see it I don't want it it hurts. It's painfully

Cheny are you eating a boiled egg? Yeah get out Should get out leave now come on dude. I don't stand for dudes just eat and boil eggs. Okay, you can't just like this look look look You were eating like this dude. That's the shit. No, I do that. That's the snacks. They gave people on Fucking squid game chin. I know one boiled egg and remember the gancers took more than their share Each other Hey, Brian you know, hey Brian. You know if they make quick games you're the old man. Yeah Hey you the old man they better hurry up. They better hurry up and make it though because soon you're too old to play that part Oh

It's okay, but you pointed at me and you said you did it You're not joining that's why I jumped into but yeah, so even if I'm like Even if I'm like you know Don't oh there's Brian there's Brian's great games. There you are where you the old guy that pissed his pants Cool dude you the old guy who pretending to play marbles Yep, and Marbles one was intense right the guy played with his wife That made me sad. Hey, you know if there's a real

split games in this room, I win. No. What? Oh, yeah. You're out of your mind. You're out of your fucking mind. What would you win? I would beat you.

First of all, what would you win at the waking one? Hey, here's the thing. Bro, I care for you. He's got a big tongue. No, no, you need a little thick tongue. I get a, I'm not. Hey, Chris, yeah, that's okay. Yeah, the marbles on that jump and across the glass.

Yeah, so was it. And we're only playing squeaking at the end. Who's gonna stop me there? The problem is he's gonna get there. Yeah, you're not gonna get there. No, no, no, no first, fuck face. I can figure out how to. How are you gonna team up? I know. We have to team up.

I learn how to scale walls. And I'm up. I'm up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know the smart guy that just killed everybody? Yeah, that's me. You would kill everybody. Yep. And then if I didn't kill you, and then we made it to the glass part where you jump across, I push you guys off the side. Damn it. And then we get to that squid game, which is basically touch football. Oh, we have to fight.

Who's gonna stop me? And you got it. Which one of you? Fuck. And then we have to fight in the end. Very handy. You have to fight. Yeah, we have to fight with a knife.

Squid game thing, you fucking idiot. With a fight. With a knife. you fucking idiot with a fight with a knife Dude he doesn't get that now you could be the rich old gay guy who like the VIP guy Yeah, I could be cool, but I'd unzip you remember when he was like if you can get me off in five minutes Yeah, I'll let you live, but I would I thought it was gonna suck them off. I'll be honest, but I would unzip you I don't zip you with a little knife low cut. Yeah, don't you No, sir. Just want to make that very clear of this squid game. It's like, break kill chin first.

Damn, it would not be a problem. That'd be brutal. Because chin would put everybody against me. It would never happen. No, it's happened North Korea right now. Yeah, that's real life. You think I came up with that idea? No.

It's actually a documentary. Yep. Thank you, sirs. Why you say it like that, Brian? Because my back. What's, it's actually a documentary. Yep. That's what it is. That's what it is. Why you say it like that, Brian? Because my back. What's wrong with your back? Well, these chairs are, we need those broken chairs maybe. I like these chairs, but let's be honest.

I think $2,000 chair, man. This is? Really? Is that true? Yeah. What's wrong with it? Is it really $2,000? That's a very expensive chair. Yeah, it's not that expensive.

Right, not. Yeah, I see. I know. It's a nice chair, then. I know. not that expensive. Right, not. Yes, see. I know. It's a nice chair, though. I know. But you said you didn't have a thousand dollars. And my back's fine. You want one of those weird, the weird chairs,

Rogan uses where there's no back? Yeah, yeah. It's better for your back. No. I think it does, because it keeps you. Oh. It keeps you safe. Welcome to TBN.

Listen, if you want to start your own. No, I'm just saying, I think we should get the chairs that Rogan has been expressed. See, keep saying we, keep saying we keep saying we see is boring Oh, it's alright blacked out for a second all right Well, oh main events up here we go do and then we're getting our chicken sandwiches You know, this is how we do and Chris, Chris, Chris, does it. Do it again.

Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Chris, TV show the year. Best TV show the year? Best movie the year. Best TV show the year, cops. Okay. Best movie. The cops is canceled, dude.

Uh. We should watch on Fox Domain. Exactly, dude. Best TV show the year. Uh, best movie the year? Midnight Mass, Best TV Series the year. Dude, I want you. That's so annoying.

That's so annoying. That's so annoying. That's so annoying. That's midnight mask. How's that dude? How's that? Well, what's better? Oh Well, I haven't seen that haven't seen min a mask so maybe it is good. No, I just like to come out with What's better? I don't know besides wait game name something. I don't know. I don't even know if screw games better Do you watch Yellowstone? No, but I heard it's great. Get out. It's good, right?

It's the best. Really, I can watch it. I watch season Sunday, two hours special. My blood's in it. And there, and there are, that's in it. The Dutton Ranch. There are an evil family. I mean, there are a few.

I play Red Dead Redemption, though. Huh? I play Red Dead Redemption. I play video games. You do? No, I'm not. Are you new to that or is that? Yeah, I got back into it.

I mean, I played when I was a kid, but dude, I started playing video games. I do Twitch. Now they're on Twitch. I do Twitch. do twitch flex having a follow me. You seen this player griffin on twitch. No, but I want yeah I know I want you see the you see the Mark Zuckerberg Presentation made a that I've seen that yeah, no, what do you mean? Yes, I'll which part get off his nuts? No I'm saying a villain the matrix. I know the matrix a bad guy the matrix is here. Yeah bad guy I know I know I get it but it's like you You watch Facebook's right in the show. Yeah, probably data that came out of it

Yeah, it's a dig in an Instagram for kids and they do it and then double down on it We're doing it. Yeah, look at this new man. That's what a bad guy. That's he's the new villain's fire in four There you go. It is really weird how much of a He really does look like a villain in a movie. Tossing you too. It'll wait, like just. This matter thing is so funny. Ever since Elon Musk came out,

all the guys want to be Elon Musk. They're like, oh, we need personality. It's worth a trillion dollars. Elon, yeah. But him, Jeff Bezos, they were not in front of the camera until they want Elon Musk in us. They want celebrity now. Right, well, because not in front of the camera until they won't be famous. They want to be celebrity now. Right, well because Elon Musk is like the Bruce Wayne of them.

And now there's these guys that, and what's his name, Mark Zuckerberg is just like, I surf or whatever the fuck, you know, and you're just like, okay, I surf, I surf. That's it good, that's it. I eat meat, I eat I eat meats and I surf I have a cooker. I have a cooker. I eat meats and I surf I like how you're saying yeah, I like it. I changed the name to meta. Yeah, because they're gonna all this backlash So you think by changing the name people is like okay, well then yeah, the new technology that have is very strange with VR So but how about the fact that you can't be a fucking

You can't be a company that's like taking over the world and it's still be named Facebook that's some bitch ass company name meta meta is at least a it's a good name You know what meta meta? None of them Chris Chris No, I think meta is a a good name. Chris, this is even Chris. Oh, fuck, he's got a short Meta. Have you seen the logo? It's an infinity sign meta Facebook is no more what do you have to say about Facebook being bad for young people's mental health just makes me laugh. I know the data.

I know the data. Fake news. Fick news. Fake news. Man, you can say it to me. Auto-adjust microphone. Wow, that's good. It's getting really great. auto-adjust microphone Learning

So dangerous Metacris where is Chris the real Chris In the metaverse What did you do to him? Is he no longer? Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw Money He's too busy dead Yeah, main event time. Chris, do you know what metamines?

Ah! Fuck my car! My car! Keep rolling with your shots. Do you know what metamines, Chris? Yeah, dude. Anybody, ten points for what metamines? Oh, ten points?

Oh, shit! Wait, no! I need the points! It's... It's...it It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

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It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. I know it for fuck sake meta Metaphysical what would be metaphysical physical then what is metaphysical what all encompassing?

No, it's not world all-encompassing beyond all right beyond yes fuck beyond physical Education can't be that exhausting When I learned, I get exhausted. Chris, you gotta read. What books have you been reading lately? I know you two've ever read. June. But you saw the movie.

I know, that's what I do. I watch the movie, and then I secretly read the book. I read the... Chris, I'm crying. Kyle Crawl. So, you're a good watt-man. get what it's you know real networks have guys crawling Look at this here we go here we go low kick from pion I mean from oh man look at these guys This is on the set of

Abduce guys look across Dude these guys literally look like guys you'd bring your car. They are meeting guys by the way They look like they can get down there. You do look old at 142 the others 39. These guys would fix your car and it's over. It's hard you so much dude. You'd be like it's really that much and you'd be like I know it's everything is delayed because of COVID you know. It's just a sport for it. Oh shit. Now one thing you need to know Chris. Glovers are very good wrestler. Okay. Very very really good grappler. He got. Oh shit. Glovers are very good wrestler. Okay, great grab very very really good grapple. He got oh shit Glovers the white white guy the white guy He's got the top he's present. Oh, that's what he's a nightmare. He's a nightmare wrestler

Don't be surprised you see a submission here Although even though he's in the guard. Yeah, no, he's not gonna submit him from tap guard. Oh, yeah, I know my lingo No, Brian said yeah, I know I'm sorry. I need a Over's a nightmare. You need to pass on my plata. Oh my plata. Did you train with Clover? Yeah, you did a black house Yeah wrestled with them did everything sparked wrestled nightmare right wrestling. Yeah Super stud Now Brennan Chris what you don't know is Brennan's much bigger than these guys. So what happened? Not really not really though. No, no. Like he's walked around 230. I might have had eight pounds stronger than he is. Yeah, but like he's strong. So I was like

maybe two thirty five two thirty eight. So you know, you band me pounds on him. No, I beer. You're band-bam. You were two fifty. No, not back. I was never too crazy when you had that. I was never two fifty. The last you were when you was when you two two-mediments. Two thirty six. Yeah, when you had that. I fought Andre Losski at fought on very last get two 30. Yeah, I It's very right. I brought heaviest I was ever weighed out the SC was two 41. Really? Yeah, I was never heavy never two 50 never what The dude that fuck I forget his name on the bottom no the guy who announces all of it the Bruce Buffer He has no the world champ. No, no, no, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I do I lost deep a twice? Dude, no, I'm saying when he before before that before we went to heavyweight like in the beginning

And then he lost to a five John Jones. Yes, don't argue. I'm a lot nervous guys. I don't do well with the competition guys I don't do well the competition What are you saying? Never lost in last night. He made a great mistake But please I just don't have a way besides to stay white white I don't know what to have anyway guys are you are you why did you why did you guys have a man scape and then he go go go go by the way drink by the way you know it's losing this round don't be deal with the first round I was winning if Glover wins this if you win the title it'll be such it'll be so fucking amazing for great story great story a great story ridiculous now year you might have some say now let me ask you this when you win a

championship in brazil you held as a hero the way you are in russia you don't have the same perks uh... yeah that's i'm in russia god brazil though you know the all the people of you why do they value it so much in russia because they're that's what they do it's like third lebr, you know, all the people of you. Why do they value it so much in Russia? Because they're that's what they do. It's like third Lebron, you know, I'm sorry. It's the main sport out there. Wow Wow in Brazil too. I mean soccer is bigger, but it's pretty big deal In America, we don't give a fuck We got. Yeah, you're not Lebron

Okay, I'm not arguing. I But although Conor McGregor's fucking he's huge. Yeah, but he's Right, it's oh right. I got oh, I see you're saying as far as like our I got it I got it because we're a Deonte water was heavyweight champ for a long time. No one really gave a boxing Yeah, but I don't really get fun Yeah, but then Tyson fear in England. I have to Josh when England fucking Boxing. Yeah, but I don't really give a fuck. But then Tyson Fiery and England, and Anthony Joshua and England, fucking. Gotcha. Yeah, that's true.

But here we just don't, you know, we got too many heroes. That fight was crazy, huh? The wilder. Fiery fight, that was crazy. That was crazy. You know it's crazy if you knew it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's how you know it went mainstream. Yeah, well, I watched it. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, paid for it. Yeah. Wow. And I, but I paid for the Artiga one too, the, yeah, I don't know. I've been watching lately. We really have. Yeah. Well, once you start watching them, you get, and you start with the super high

level ones. Yeah, they're great. I like that. Just that fight. You saw the Peter Yann and of course, I think it's as good as it gets. You don't get better right now. I mean, Yann is losing every minute of this fight. Yeah Yeah, he's dealing with see if he can get him down. Oh cranking his neck. That's called a neck crank But no one's gonna tap from that. No, no a Polish guy's not gonna tap from a neck crank. Although that's fucking cranking That sucks dude. That really sucks. I can suck his dick His own day basically yeah, basically You right there. He was like jokes on you. I can stuff my own dick Wow, he's nothing for me. I don't think I've seen a neck crank in a hot suck. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen one

You like regular people tapped not all the time That's a bitch. What are you doing? You're getting neck rank pushed this way. I shit all over my pun. Okay, okay, and you're all covered in poo poo. But I'm on it. Yeah, almost what? Yandon, well, he didn't need a translate. I want that South Park Translator jump back in there. Yeah, but that's Polish. Yeah, but he knows Polish. Polish yeah, but he knows Polish, you're right Daniel Kormier Kormier Kormier right Kormier It's 42 I mean even the fact that he's 42 is crazy to me crazy I don't know though like sometimes I think maybe just because on me like I'm like maybe I look 41 You know, you do yeah, I maybe I look 41. You do?

Yeah, I guess I look 41. I guess I do. I don't know, to me if you don't, I don't think of you as 41. Well, you dress like you're in your teens, right? Dude, I don't do it yet. I am a dress like teens and then. I am very, yeah.

Wait, how old are you? 38. I don't, I don't, but I feel like it's different now. Like 40's like the new 30. Yeah, unless you're cresting, you don't do any exercise and you don't I don't I feel like it's different now like 40s like the new 30. Yeah unless you're pressing you don't do any exercise and you don't take it. I do. I don't know. You don't get any you don't get any minerals. The only time I think of ages and I'm not trying to be shitty is a with with Brian. Yeah, gold or but with like see I can't tell you all theos no clue. Yeah. I know how it is 27 or 52. i don't know

by the way we go to try to be here or bobby the i've no fucking clueless well bobby's fifty that that that is out wild that is well now bobby's like forty eight they look young as shit that asian you don't want to, you don't want to.

Yandon is the only thing you got again. No. They both have fucking power though, man. That's a Yand has quicker and more power. It's just about better, a little bit better striker. Sorry, Yand is the Russian. Yeah, what Yandon is the Russian? There's no Brazilian in Yand.

Oh yeah, I don't even know. Wow, Jesus. Listen, man, this is actually exciting. Hell yeah, I don't even know Jesus listen man. This is actually exciting Hell yeah, Brian couple of meaty guys tears big meaty guys keep giving it to me. Just a lot of meat keep going Chris Yeah, let me be sure to have me on them. Yeah, I got a lot of meat on yeah, dude guys are playing around I'll tell you one thing about these guys are not playing around That's a good analysis. Yep. And watch those knees, you know what I mean? Yep. That big logo is so weird. I don't

understand. It's another language. Yeah, like what's that bottom? It's trying. It's not an onion. It's not an onion. It's out of the square games. Look at that beautiful fucking. He's that that uppercut that lead uppercut. He's beautiful. Oh He's like all right. You want the takedowns? I can't believe you've been fucking hit by guys like this dude. I didn't insane. I mean, do you feel bad for me? No, but does it I mean does it hurt? Yeah, do you feel bad for me? No, I know it. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Does it I know it hurts Oh We can hit now Overcast power to yeah, don't get twisted. You might not his hardest young, but he lands that's trouble Throwing these things

Jesus. Oh god that left took us oh, oh, sh that left took us there for Glover. I'll play that right now Dude, I'm a oh Shit another round for Glover It's gonna win this guys. It's Glover not Glover Glover Glover. Oh dude. Um, they're Danny Glover She's related God man God, it's crazy how much oh mount city. Oh, I bet young trenches back. He's gonna choke him out your boy called it Why don't you come in up get me Chris? I want the world to know

God Amazing, this amazing dude how do you know? Oh my god, amazing. This amazing dude. How'd you know that? Dude interlocking right now Dude fucking what a fight That was fucking phenomenal dude. That's such a journey It's such a journey for why why why he's 40 he's 40 days I know he's like go dude. He fought John for the title got annihilated

And then like had a few losses, now he gets to die. He's knocked out by, he's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion.

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He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. He's the world champion. Chins about to cry. Why you love, love, love. Chins gonna cry. Because he came back from like, everything. He came back from like, yeah, the Octavir. It's a true rock and Australian. It's a very hard rock and Australian rock. If Rocky was an older Brazilian, this is rock. Oh wow, so Brazilian's going nuts right now.

Of course, yeah. What a fucking loss. But oh, they got to see. They go more nuts if he lived in Brazil, but he's been America so long, you know, dude, he's a world champion of Connecticut. Oh my God. That's insane. Look at that.

It just took that. It got his take. What I tell you about him going to his back. How'd you know, though? You know, I've been around the game. It's been around. But like you can't, you don't know how you knew or you do know how you knew. And I just felt it.

I kind of know. Dude, I picked everybody to every winner. I'm so This is this is this is I called this is in my draft. This show belongs to me guys. That show belongs to me I kind of won the show. He tab quick. Yeah, I was like really ready to go Fightman is radio that hurts. What is that? Is that a chin crank? Yes, that's on the neck. What's it? A choke? Yeah, that's choke That's crazy he won wow Paul Felters not away just Paul Felters not like steaming King Not damn it that guy looks like he's steaming King he's a young better-looking son Two bald guys just chatting it up right?

He's just talking about your Amazing he's a champion that's so good. God. did now look at the ref bald. What is going on? It must be all over this promo code BTP all right Bald on bald crimes to rich bald guys talk and his mom look at his wife says wife first girlfriend Or what that's his wife in the black and that might be his daughter with the blonde dye piece. Or his mom and his girlfriend. No, that's his wife. That's his wife. And I can tell you again, and don't say it's his mom.

But that's awesome. That's his wife. She's been by him forever. Yes. You have no idea. You have no idea. Oh my god, that's amazing. I'm so happy.

Look at him. How great is that? Awesome. What a great guy, too. He's a great fucking guy. Wow, look at that ref. That's it. Make some poor decisions in this guy. Yeah, that what a great guy to he's a great fucking guy wow look at that ref made some poor decisions yeah that's a rough wall that's a lot of tattoos here's a EKG and something his head that guys probably been some dark

arts is the what is EKG mean that's a dude you don't know what EKG is on EKG what do you think he said you heard a key, Keith. I don't know, I thought I could... You need to brush up, dude. Okay, man, I will, I will, I will. Don't badger me. Especially the smart one. It's our poor yawn. That's the game.

That's the game. But they could rematch. Although Yeri is waiting, and that's a tough match up for Grover. That dime piece, Yeri? I would almost retire now. Like, he did it. No, no, but here's where it's written. Now's piece, Yeri. I would almost retire now. Like he did it. He knows. No, but here's where it's written. Now's where you get money. Like you don't get money here. You get money once you get them out. So now you want to keep that

thing. Just two solid guys. Yep. How about the hair on the his coach there? Where? I don't know. It's just high testosterone. There's a lot of bad hair. Yeah. Anybody notice in this? It's not really a thing that's a lot of bad here. Anybody notice in this? It's not really a thing that Brian has the best hair in the octane. He's got these guys far right? Didn't they? I think no, never. No, I don't think so. Okay. There's a translator, but not the one from South Park.

Okay, it's been the translator for the Brazilians forever. I'm all right now. He's like this. Yeah. Call your end of this, huh? Just falling in love. God, that was great. Whoa, it's, we've been here for a hot second, three hours.

No, this been three hours? Yeah, three and a half, three and a half. Holy shit. Feels like we just got started. Don't say things that people just say, man. No, no, I'm an Orange County real estate agent, like you are. Speaking of Orange County, I'll be at the bray. Oh God.

I remember fourth and fifth, man. Any chance you give them, Chris? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Do we run 30 you want to do one or two minutes? You know close that is for you. Brace bra is so far. Brace so far. Yeah, I'll throw you out. Dude, ha ha. You're not doing me a favor by doing it. I'll throw you out. Dude, I, you get up there and fuck around

and then I'll come up and I'll shout you out. It's done. Dude, if I wasn't so hungry, I'd laugh at that. We got Nashville chicken hot sandwiches for you, dude. I'm excited. Where? They're not here though, are they? They hot sandwiches for you, dude. I'm excited. Where? They're not here though, are they? They're here.

They're here. They're ready. They're hot. Let's go eat. Hey, you like hot food, right? Let's go eat. Kid, you're not selling me on hot food. Of course I like fucking hot food.

Hey. Hey, it's not your idea, hot food. Hey, you've heard of CNBC, right? Ah, fuck, dude. This is TBS. Yes, this is TBN. Welcome TBN. TBN. It's over, don't welcome me now. CNBC right? Oh fuck dude. Yes! This is TBN. Welcome TBN.

It's over, don't welcome me now. They're in the Thinboy Network. Nope, nope, nope. Congratulations podcast. Hey, fans, I want to thank you guys for asking about that. Chris, don't really get fine if they don't know who the fuck you are. Congratulations podcast on YouTube. I do it every week and I fucking...

You're also on Patreon too, yeah? Yeah, Patreon. And you got merch. Yeah, it's all good. Will you also on patreon to yeah, yeah, patron and you got Mercer because yeah, it's all good Well, you're opening for me. No, I will be at the hall this Thursday I mean myself and the boys and then Dallas, Austin improv We're gonna add shows those bitches will sold out get tickets at fatkz.com That is no what are we in fucking November 11 through the 13th? I will shoot my 30 minute special Dallas

Texas, Madison improv 11 through the 13th, I will shoot my 30 minute special. Dallas, Texas, Addison, improv, 11th through the 13th. And just announce, Everett Washington, one night at a theater and Everett Washington, I think it's like 30 minutes. That's guys, your deck's light, heavyweight, champion's the Dynpiece, way better looking at anybody here. Either way, Everett Washington, Everett theater, whatever the theater, it's haunted, whatever. November 27th, one night only, November 27th, Everett Washington.

But Dallas, you're up. November 11th through the 13th. Ha, this Thursday, Friday, guys, Levia. So glad we did this. This one with a fight campaign, so the boys can get back together. Chris, I fucking love you. You're the fights man in the world.

I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you for doing this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank for doing this. We're out.