The Fighter & The Kid - UFC 268 & Canelo vs Plant Calabasas Fight Companion #5

Episode Date: November 7, 2021

Brendan Schaub is joined by Josh Thomson, Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia to watch UFC 268 & Canelo vs Plant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I don't want that wine. I get nervous dude. We're live. No it's fine. No it's fine. Don't take it easy. You guys breathe it. I know.
Starting point is 00:00:08 I should have done that. The thing is don't try to be fine. Okay. I should have done calisthenics before I. Have a conversation. Okay. You're with your friends. I know.
Starting point is 00:00:16 I know. Let me introduce everybody here. Okay. To my left is Brian the Kid talent. There he is. What do we stop calling the kid though by by the way? What do we stop? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in an actual amount of time.
Starting point is 00:00:28 We're known as the Mandraggin. No, yeah, and I wanna thank the fans for not letting me let go of that. Oh, let me redo then, so sorry. It's Brian the Kid Talent, AK, the Rings, AK Bigel, AK, Mandraggin. So many nicknames. So many.
Starting point is 00:00:44 And then over there is Chris Dalyah Yeah, guess my know who he's I don't have a nickname dude because I'm raw and what you see is what you get Let's do you know that Chris Rod The Lea oh Raw don't well Well, I'm raw. I'm raw what you see is what you get you know that anyway. I it's embarrassing dude be cool Yeah, but dude I am I'm gonna have an on camera persona. I'm fine. I'm fine Honestly, it's great to be here and I love seeing you guys here
Starting point is 00:01:10 It's great to finally meet Josh and you guys are just doing great one county real estate is back And then directly crossed for me. He's one half the Wayne in podcasts. It is Josh Thompson Most Mars men in the MMA world. I say that's your reputation. I mean, thanks man. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty close But it's a good big John's pretty I know but like being being first like being the smart guy in MMA It's like being the the fast kid in the special Olympics That's like people like People go your smart for five. I for what the fuck what was the guy from South Africa that had one leg right could be in the real Olympics? No, he killed
Starting point is 00:01:54 Right Too funny. He's pretty fucking fast too fast enough. That's a bad Enough he got That shit's right on time It's a sad It's a sad story Honestly, it's a sad story. I don't wish that on anyone, but it's great to be here and really do it. I have no idea Oh, yeah, I saw a documentary or two. I'm What I'm gonna ask you to have a different voice. I'm gonna ask you to have a normal voice
Starting point is 00:02:26 and not have a non-camera voice. I'm just gonna ask you that. It's great to be here. Okay. That's the other idea. I'm just happy. I'm just happy. I'm blessed.
Starting point is 00:02:33 You know what I mean? I'm blessed. The drive out here was beautiful. And we're having a great time. We're really having a great time. It's all about family. So family and God. Family and God.
Starting point is 00:02:43 God first. Family first and God first. and the first and the core Oh, oh, peace core too much B Oscar Oscar Pistoriah Yes, his girl was a smoke show so he had made the killer cuz he thought it was an intruder. Oh, right right right But they have like horrible domestic violence before that. Yeah, they really tragic. Oh, dude. There's a whole documentary I think. Oh, you know, yeah, you guys see, I saw two of them. I saw two down.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I read the movie. So I'm two up on you in documentaries about it. But it doesn't matter. But that series was like four parts, two I was good on. But she was smoking. Oh, yeah. She was so beautiful. Sad, it's sad all around, you know.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Oh, Goddamn. No, I know, I get real, I get real so far. No, man, don't, I get real. I'm sorry. Don't say obvious shit. I get real. Get don't say obvious hit Okay, oh be you know what the first fight is they change it So we're not telling you how Trevor Whitman because he works with Justin Gagy Rose and Camaro's men they don't want to make it up. They're making up names
Starting point is 00:03:37 They don't have to work back to back all the fights names don't exist. They move Chandler Gagy to the first Made it up. That's what I heard So we got our bet gone. Sorry now We have a thousand on that fucking thing. We're gonna we're gonna do it. I'm top two thousand dollars. So let's let's oh You know what do you but what did I win something? No, no, no, I don't know I won everything last fight. I called everything and I was well. You'll be like 300 gram including including including you'll be Including for the cameras will keep doing this but juice is is running listening right now. Hey, this is running you guys. Don't you have a sponsor or something like that? Oh God damn it, dude, I'm getting and my learn I keep a tie. Can you should run this show? No, it's fine Gentlemen the holidays came early because Manscaped the leading men's hygiene brand has launched a new product that all new all-chopremium
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Starting point is 00:05:21 Clean up your candy cane this year with manscape. I get it. That's a dick reference. I got it I'm good like that. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, don't I want to rough you up. I want to go right now. I was there for you I'll fire it up after braille huh? Fire up and think about me when I see these fights. I'll think the Joe Rogan look right now. He's got his head is actually bigger than Daniels. No DC has that. All right. This said ispin. They're the evolution of what a guy should look like by the way It starts, you know less medium This is like in the video game when you you can just like keep hitting plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus you tired of other podcasts. Nah, come on man. Normal shit. You come on or pop on over to congratulations
Starting point is 00:06:12 So yeah Well, can I find on the podcast that they didn't change your welcome. Yeah, no, it's not you welcome guys and that's offensive Dude is congratulations hard. Are you tired? Are you tired of podcasts or ho hum? You know what? Come on over to congratulations. We do the hard hitting issues man. Ho hum. Yeah, fucking PR. Oh wow. Yeah, will you want to listen to another fucking five part thing about how the air conditioning was in the 1950s? Fuck all that. We talk about hard hitting issues.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Get your raw. Yeah. That's amazing. Oh dude, it's that. Get your roll. Yeah. That's amazing. Oh, dude, it's a punch. How about DC? He's been getting shit for being biased toward certain fighters. Yeah, you know, but that's gonna come no matter what. He is, he is biased.
Starting point is 00:06:52 He's like no different than me. I'm biased towards the guy that's trying to do it. I'm biased. And listen, I'm not comfortable like you are DC, but I'm biased as far as you're the most biased. And I like if he's your friend or what. Oh yeah, but I say that. I get this.
Starting point is 00:07:02 My picks are this guy. I'm biased. They're my friends. There's no way he was going against Cori-Sanagan. No, but I say that. I get this. My picks are this guy. I'm biased. They're my friends. There's no way he was going against Cory Sandigan. No, but that's good. No, that's a homie.
Starting point is 00:07:10 That's a homie. But for DC, it's like the shit they're getting. Like, well, he has inside intel. Like, he knows those guys. Yeah, yeah, I look, I think, I think, I don't get it. I don't say he was biased towards me, but definitely, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:22 No, but I think I think, big John brought up a good point is that it really comes down to tonight. If Chandler and Gachy's not the fight that they thought it was gonna be, if it's not, if it doesn't end up in a thinning, if it's not an action pact, I can see Islam sliding up there in a title shot. 100%
Starting point is 00:07:33 If one of those guys gets a fucking flash knockout, like a highlight real knockout submission, or knockout submission, or knockout submission. Yeah, I don't even know what to do. If Chandler takes him down and submits him, like first second round, I think he's gonna do it with a good guillotine. He's got nasty guillotine. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Gagy train this is the most easy white boys look at the kid look at the guy the back if you were to say You can see it was too too gourd in the fifth agree
Starting point is 00:08:07 I think Kobe fought very like emotional. Yeah, I he was not a good performance Let me ask you this about Kobe because I think I'm gonna go is coming It's Kobe Kobe. Yeah, I don't say Kobe. I have a fucking call. Wait a bring it up dude. That was sad I was right up there. He's in a helicopter and you brought it up and that's fucked up. It's the Ellis Island. Damn it. Kobe, Kobe, I think, I got him in this fight. Only, it never better against his run. He's amazing.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Well, you just did. But, here's my take. Here's my take. I think you're gonna see a lot of wrestling from Kobe. Yes, I agree. I agree. Don't stand in back. He's gonna drop the G-girl.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Last time was a knee-ass. You must listen to my way in the podcast. Or you're gonna know what shit out of him. Don't stand him back. He's gonna drop the joker. Last time was a knee, yes. You must listen to my way in the podcast. Or you're not, you're not, you're not. Nope, because when he's doing, he's paired him what we said. No, no, I'm just, yeah. I don't know if that's true. You guys are a little bit on the fence,
Starting point is 00:08:53 and you both have this one. No, no, no. I think he knows how banging, standing and banging is gonna work out. Tomorrow's the better strength right now. I think he's gonna wrestle with him, and I think they both have amazing cardio, but it's more muscle feed. And I think you just gonna wrestle with them And I think they both have amazing cardio, but Usman has more muscle feed
Starting point is 00:09:06 And I think you just gotta look at that. For me, I'd be like I'm gonna kick him in the legs and I'm gonna fucking blast double I'm gonna do whatever I can. You gotta look at what in the first fight. Get over here, but they're cold. He was able to rock Usman. I'm over here. I was like, you like what he's saying? Cold. He was able to rock him in the first fight. He was able to rock Usman a couple times in the first fight. And that's a shitty version of Kobe. Yeah, and that's it. What was that?
Starting point is 00:09:27 He was fighting like, like, one of emotions. Like, no head movement, not his head movement. Like, if the same Kobe that fought Woodley brings the same, like, tenacity and like, IQ into the Octagon, it's gonna be a better fight. Well, he went from top team to where? Chris Cherturn. No, but the thing is, little hole in the wall,
Starting point is 00:09:41 Jan, it's just all about him now. Which might be better off for him. Really? Yeah. I feel like top team, because the focus wall jam, it's just all about him now. Which might be better off for him. Really? Yeah. I feel like top team's the focus. Oh, look at how he buries. Is she fighting? What?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Oh, she's super powers. You haven't seen her movie. What is she doing there? She looks something. She's bringing everybody on that stage. She's doing female fight movie out. She's my, yeah. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:10:02 She's about the way you've aged, the way she's aged. I know, dude. I gotta get some fucking skin tightening What do you do have your skin loose? Dude I don't have my skin loose. I'm just no dude. I'm getting older and I'm maturing I'm finally setting settling into my body You think you're either gonna disappear into your head. Hey dude. That's not nice. I know what you're doing All right, yeah, but you're saying it is live and we can cut it out and it's bullshit
Starting point is 00:10:24 I'm gonna sink into my head we're doing. All right, yeah, but you're saying it is live and we can cut it out and it's bullshit Right, I'm gonna sink into my head. We're live. Oh come on dude. You've done. I heard this movie's really bad. Itternals. Yes. Well Yeah I'm saying the reviews it's that movie. Yep, so it's it turns that movie still water They made that movie nine times. They made the movie nine times. They made it with Mark Wahlberg They made it with fucking Matt Damon and they made it with Justin Timberlake. It's the same fucking poster Wait, which one's from some sort of like you hit it? What? Still water. Where you that here? Where you know, it gets this kid? No, I know that it might be about something a little different But the posters exactly the same it's a kid it's it will move. It's kind of he's daughter is like over in Paris locked in for killing somebody
Starting point is 00:11:09 Oh, this take him out He's no no, he's there. He was arrested for killing her oh fuck her college. Oh That's like the man an ox Yeah, yeah, yeah, right almost fucking good look at all the different ones. Yeah. Oh, yeah He's a talent just like JT. What do you say? He's a great actor. Oh, he's good. He's been good in a bunch. Oh You like him in Palmer? Hold on. I didn't see those movies you might want to
Starting point is 00:11:40 That might why cuz I spent it all I do it. I bring this I bring this wait Why why did you see those movies Chris oh because they're those movies yeah why would I watch those why you saw those I celebrate when you watched them come on Chris no no it's okay did you have a movie go an experience listen it's dramatic
Starting point is 00:11:59 no it's dramatic right right no it's good you did like I'm I didn't good fucking Sing it all right, I do love you good. Okay, what movie? What movie? Did you see this? This past year yeah Look at his crying that's good. He's crying that's good Here we go, look at him, look at his crying, that's good. He's crying, that's good. That's intense.
Starting point is 00:12:24 You see that, that's intense. Oh, but I bet he's the answer. He's so awesome. He's so awesome. He's so awesome. We used to be like this, him and Jamie's fight. I suited your horn, fucking a lot of Jamie shows. I know, I know, I know, I think I'm pretty worried.
Starting point is 00:12:34 He's so awesome, buddy. I'm not fucking. I just fight around. You know, you don't like JT because we did the wedding. I feel like Brennan sent me up, he sent me up. He said we did it. Oh, you're right there Josh. I remember what he did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Hashtag free Brittany. She's free. Yeah, free, yeah. So, she got her money, right? She's fucking free. So, what he did. Yeah, hashtag free Brittany. She's free. Yeah free. Yeah, so I know she got her money right fucking free Some of what this you nine judges let her off let her off. Yeah, I don't know it can't end well you got gates here Chandler you got a Flip of coin I think this flight fights a flip point if you had to bet if Chandler came in with I think with the right game plan Engages and gets him to start brawling and then double last double legs him,
Starting point is 00:13:06 gets him to grab on and submit them. I can see him submit them in the first second round. If Chandler rustles, he wins. If Chandler doesn't rustle, he loses. Really? Pretty. That's good, too. I missed.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I feel like the next one. I feel the same way about Colby. If Colby rustles, he has a really good chance of winning. Yes, yes. I'm not saying he's good on winning, I'm saying he's got a good chance of winning. Yes, yes. You're gonna do this. I'm not saying he's good or way up, so he's got a good chance of winning. And bang on his legs. If you were to, oh, I know the fight
Starting point is 00:13:29 you're gonna owe me fucking money on, Canelo Kaila Plant, even though I hate betting against Kaila because I love him, but you're gonna owe me money for that. I think you're gonna be very surprised. I got a couple things to say about this fight. One kill, man. It's in his prime.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Two, he's bigger man. Or Meadows, not? He's the bigger man. I'm gonna go and get in the world. Two, he's the bigger man. Three, he's got all, he's got great footwork great jab and I can now. Oh general can I You sound like Steve nice Smith right now in the U.S. I know but They go do you see him on there? It's great. You know because he's the biggest draw so you see him on there? It's great, you know, cause he's the biggest draw so you got him on there. Then what do you think tonight, Matt's going on?
Starting point is 00:14:05 I love it here, man. There's been some great fights here, you know. It's just good to be here and the guy goes, yeah, so what's your favorite, like UFC fight to Matt's going on? You know, Muhammad Ali Fod here, and then, you know, last time it's here, you know, it was the first fight I've ever seen
Starting point is 00:14:19 in the UFC, but Gregor Verceddi Alvarez is like, oh, did you just start watching this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, 17, dude, you just started watching you're just kidding. I know, like pancakes. 17. I think Kayla Plant is, I don't know, I think he's amazing. I think he's amazing. I don't know when I'm gonna win this.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Kayla Plant, you know what? I wanna go too, dude. I have a, I'm feeling jumpy. Dude, I like where you're at right now. Yeah. I wanna go 5K on, can I go kill him? I mean, you're getting, now hold on. I'm like, it's very hard for me to bet against Canelo. You're a deal. So can you, can you're getting, now hold on. I'm a lot of kids, very hard for me to bet against Canelo.
Starting point is 00:14:47 You're a dill, can you at least, let's bet on something else. Gotta soften the world. You wanna do the Covington- who's my fight? Oh, see? That's tough. See, you see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:14:56 But we already have two grand on Caleb Plant. Well, we got a grand, we can make it two grand. See, we're gonna make it two grand. I'll go to grand. Okay, deal. I'll go to grand. Let me give my money back. Now, Chandler's walk your night now though.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Chandler, walk your night now? You're betting on this one? No, you're not betting on this one. Well, I got a gauge. I'll take Chandler. Okay. A Grand. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:15:36 Channel better. But here's only the amount of money. Not an MMA wrestler. Gage, yeah. Okay, Gage is definitely the better wrestler. Better graphics. Channel black shadow on the savage. And Gage is one of the best army guilds. He's an guild. He attacks the next. He fucking nasty. You know, high little black belt. Yeah, okay, Chandler's definitely the better wrestler better grab a bottle of the savage and Chandler's got one of the best Army and guilds and guilds he attacks the next he fucking nasty high little black belt. Yeah
Starting point is 00:15:49 Black belt though is you know I thought it was a black belt. I think he's a black belt. Is he pretty sure? He's got a blind always got blind. I should use that level skill. I ain't fucking pains me to say this. Yeah I fucking hate Chandler, but I'm never gonna say Chandler. I like just Gachi. You don't like Chandler? You know I can't. They have this weird beat. I like both guns. You guys could be brothers.
Starting point is 00:16:12 You know this. No, he's ugly as fuck. No, no, you guys could be brothers. He's a good looking guy. No, no, no, no. You both hands his face. He's fun to know. He's different to his face.
Starting point is 00:16:19 He's the same right here. Oh, you don't like this guy? Do you remember what I said? I don't remember what I said. I remember the thing I said last time when I said, I was here. you guys asked me, you said he's fake, right? He's fake, but did you guys watch the 24-7 on him?
Starting point is 00:16:28 No. People are blowing up, blowing me up on Instagram, social, Twitter, they're like, God, everything Josh said is fucking true. He talks about how he's like, oh, well, you know, I knew I was gonna be a fighter when I came out on a mom's womb, I was fighting, you know, I never fucking,
Starting point is 00:16:41 her room was shaking, her vagina, and all this, I'm like, I didn't see it 24 seven people just hitting you up with tweets and taxes and stuff talking about just it's all scripted is crypto he's a nice guy though you're both part of it is a famous fake is not it's not it's not no but I think part of that Josh might be the pressure of being a showman and having a state he's always been that way but he's a Chris he could but he's a
Starting point is 00:17:01 workshop so I think he's a frisk, he could, but he's a frisk workshop. I think he's a good fight. I think he's a good fight. But there's a separate switch between, I believe he's a good fighter. Big one, and I can still like him. Yeah, and that's the thing, I can separate business when you're in the desk, right? I just like, both you can, you gotta say something. I guess, and there's something nice about him.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I think if, I think we are Chandler here, I think you guys will be professional about it. I think we're professional. But when we get outside, we got our fighter here. I love fighter, I think you guys just have problems all time Well, what is the beat not all the time? Everyone's sensitive fake he's fake. He thinks I don't think he's fake. I know you both have fantastic jawlines They're both the answer was fuck
Starting point is 00:17:36 Dude dude. This is exciting. This guy's got his name on his back. Yes. I have like it's Jersey cool Like he's wearing a jersey. You have on on your own? No, I'm just saying. You should put a number nine on your head or something. I want to give you a shove around. Wow dude, hey Brian. Hey you know I broke rap poor's rib huh? You did? Sure did.
Starting point is 00:17:52 How? How? He kept talking shit to me and then wanted me to wrestle on your rap, I don't want to do this. Yeah. And then I did it. He grabbed the arm arm trying to like this, I was going, squeeze him. Nice, like an evil villain. Weezy.
Starting point is 00:18:07 And you squeezed him any hurt? Yeah. That's how we got to go to the doctor, did we? I did not ask for this. Oh wow. Did you really break his rib? That's what he said. He said to me, he got to steal my rib.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Something broken me, you ate. Look at the fucking way you're smiling, dude. Here's the thing though, I said, I'm having a good time. How does someone that trains as much as he does? He's got a card for days. Did you not have a card? I don't have a card for that.
Starting point is 00:18:24 How'd I have a site? I'm not one to talk that Maddick Josh not everybody can have a pack like you get fucking king Yeah, but you're saying how much came is eight no eight talkers all time. It's still not you're saying how Not not and not and not look all shredded. Yeah, yeah, no well But a lot of the guys aren't shredded like the fucking the Diaz guy was Yeah, yeah, no, well, but a lot of the guys aren't shredded like the fucking the Diaz guy was Also, I know I know Was ready was ready the first robby the all fight was ripped away with the fuck that Diaz go now Chandler's pretty jacked No, he's he's got a blessed. I mean this is insane
Starting point is 00:18:56 That's what it says blessed. He's yeah, he's got a gay cheese a motherfucking dog How about the fact that both of these guys? And I know some of them are your friends, but both of them have terrible tattoos. He starts off like you can. Not a real problem. Who loses? If Gachi likes you, Shana, Shana doesn't take like you, he's very well at all.
Starting point is 00:19:11 He's got a grand old. Okay. And he's also over him. Yeah, he's also over him. Wow, the face. He's on Michael, dude. He's all mom. So it's not what it used to be.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Really five, he's a member. But Shana hasn't, has he taken out a punishment? You look at Eddie Alvarus fights. Those those fights the overest people people knocked them out People knocked him out. Yeah, just to a people knocked him out and then it was fights were wars They were wars so he's fight with premise both fights with There's a jacket second fight with premises of premise. Okay, I got rocked out as well. I got a clap coming up with Bruce to me so fire That's I can't wait for that. I'm gonna go gachi.
Starting point is 00:19:45 No, very gachi. I'm gonna go and get you. Yeah, can you do it? Ooh, I think so. The idea of him being shot. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Wow, those tattoos, huh? I, you know what, you know what,
Starting point is 00:19:54 advantage you have Chris, is you got tattoos later in life. Yeah, I know, yeah, you gotta get him later, so you know what you want. Or not, and I don't need your tattoos. And you have money, so who did him, like Dr. Will yeah your tattoos are talking you know they're not they're not I know for a fact. I think I'm present at It is that you don't you don't have me right you don't have any Josh No, you don't want to buy me
Starting point is 00:20:15 I know for a fact. I know for my tattoo Okay, you can joke about whatever you want right? Brian is that Brian You can joke about whatever you want, right? Brian has no front back. Brian has no back. If that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you, if that's you,, he's on a whole bunch of walls. Wow, they got Gachi, they got, Gachi is the favorite here. Yes, wow. That's him. That's Gachi. I know that because his back, his back. He's his dog, man. Both of these guys are dogs.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Like, both of the dogs, when Gachi gets off kickin' fast, and early, if he kicks, if he's something takes him, he can step down. He can step down into that, into that brawl. Yes. Well, it's got to do his stuff once again. I think he's over to be able to do it. Tell me this, I think Chandler's more power. More power. Yeah, he does, he does. One think I think I think Chandler's more power
Starting point is 00:21:11 Challenge chance not as good as his she get those I'm gonna get to I know above your eyes for real. It was so good. I knew two pairs of sunglasses. Oh Call is he just do the back flip off the cage They're all Oh, the dude look at finally do it. They'll find them. Oh this guy Dude, he's great. Yeah, no, no, I I'm just saying what if you were like I worked with him on out. Yeah, you want to know why they started doing that? It's basically like they got they got you see got Matt cuz big john He keeps a big name big John so what they did was they look, we don't want the referees to be able to
Starting point is 00:21:45 remember, Yamasaki used to do this. Yeah, the hard thing, hard thing. I got fired, you can't do that shit no more. Why? They don't want the referees to become like a bigger than the fighters, yeah. They don't want to be into this. Who there goes leg kicks?
Starting point is 00:21:55 So weird, you would have, Chandler would have to train for them leg kicks. You know this way, he's got those little chicken leg kicks. Oh, shit. You're touching in the calf. He is. He is. Oh, Chandler's throwing. calf He is three times. Oh, Taylor's throwing Taylor is so gross in and out
Starting point is 00:22:08 Taylor's gonna win this fight. He's got Russell gate. You got to kick more He just needs to get him a gate. I bet you take some down off a like kick Josh He's got a kid. I bet you get some down off a like kick. Oh, oh Come on Justin get there too. Justin. He's there is he's happy on that front He doesn't like to be kicked at all, But you gotta figure, you know this going in. He's going well with it. Yeah, he's big, but he just... Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Look at how easy this is. I don't know. Chandler's smart, Hill wrestle. Hey, Chris, don't play. Doesn't look like he's looking at us. I think he's gonna throw a big right and then get him down. Okay. It's part of the love of this power lately, Chandler has.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Oh man, he's got that. Oh, good kick. Oh, nice score. Nice score. Oh, shit, get out of there. See, I think he's gonna do Oh, good kid. Nice work. Oh, shit, get out of there. See, I think he's gonna do this and tie some into war and then get him down. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Come on, I'll do it. Oh, good kid himself. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Get off the cage, Chandler. Get off the cage, dude. Oh, damn, oh, they are saying, fuck it. Slugged. Slugged.
Starting point is 00:23:01 But this Chandler, this is Gachy's game, though. I agree. This is a terrible bet of Chandler's gonna fight like this. Yeah, it's terrible I'm down. He's getting down falling into falling. Oh, he just hurt himself throwing a kick the thing to his Gachy looks Tyree just powers through his oh Jesus I don't like this for a channel. I come down God dude Gaches Gaches being very crazy. I lose paper on for me. Yeah, but I don't know how much you have money Two grand that one hurt him down jab hurt him. Oh, this scene this one challenge. Just slow down when the adrenaline is gone
Starting point is 00:23:33 He has a lot of muscles down so much a lot of muscle and Gachi's like a title wave dude And Gachi will just keep walking He's gonna take all of those all day long because Gates is a fucking savage I just don't like it. Hopefully, Charles is doing this to you. Look at the good channel's foot look at our red and broken Yes, oh shit He probably hit his one or two kicks. There it is. He kicked the foot it hurts him more than that god these boys are throwing looks like Channels foot's bleeding, too. Is it is right? Yeah, yeah, yeah might have broke his foot look at that I'm not clapping just gonna be fucking fuck look at him slipping these shots
Starting point is 00:24:06 Gage is hard to fucking connect on might as broke that one little bone. Oh That rock to move that rock channel Little bit. Yeah, it's chill coming in with why is he not wrestling? Oh Dude oh shit see chill is more power man. There has power. Oh, he look. He's Shit see Taylor's more power man has power. Oh look he's Shit, but Gage is gonna be there man. Oh Hands down You know what G we're telling you Oh no Chandler double head This is last double
Starting point is 00:24:45 There it is He's got a Russell He's not gonna give him down like this This is crazy How is Gage still up? How is he up? Must be his second set of eyes Chandler's cut bad over the eye
Starting point is 00:24:53 I don't know about that Chandler's cut that He's got nasty Cut over that eye I don't know He's got some eyes on his bits of Jero Ah
Starting point is 00:25:00 Man that's a terrible Gage is This is Gage's fight Like this is how you want the fight. So why wouldn't the, why is the war just getting knocked out? Challenge about to get knocked out. I agree.
Starting point is 00:25:11 And I'm, and I'm not saying, no, I agree with you. If I could, anyone can argue about this fight, but I think, no, this Gachi's a Gachi fight, Rizzo. This is Gachi's fucking, this is world, this is where he lives. So why wouldn't the other guy try to take, there it is right there, a little uppercut, get him full wall? Why not blast double? double why not fucking but that's what I asked the why why wouldn't he?
Starting point is 00:25:30 How can you know why how can you be such a good wrestler such a good ground up house such a good ground up That's fucking not wrestle. Chandler had him. Oh, oh dude Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, yep. So as this fight goes on, he's gonna continue to be there. And this is all that you do. Fuck. Fuckin' A, man. Let's tell you what, though, Chandler's an absolute man. God, we knew this would be the fight of the
Starting point is 00:26:12 fucking car. Look at him spittin' us. That's crazy. That upper tire, he's exhausted. There it is. There's the take down. Oh, you get to do that earlier, man. He's so exhausted now.
Starting point is 00:26:23 He's so too good to fight, he's just too tired. So I'm saying, you gotta do a fucking thing. Yeah, you gotta do it earlier. Look at his, oh no. He's losing his round, he's not losing it now, but he's, he's got a jailer on this round. jailer on the round, but I mean, if Gachi is able to drop him, he ends up stealing it.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Yeah, still it. Got that uppercut. Yeah, that uppercut. That uppercut's scary. Fuck, dude. Dude, what a fucking fight. Oh, another man kicked the legs more gate to the ladies more exhausted come on gaity. Let's fucking go Oh, that's a mother-fucker round son. That was wild
Starting point is 00:26:57 But time he shot he was exhausted. Yeah, he's too good to have asked like that. I mean look for an easy one could be different different animal That type of reason not that type of wrestling. He's got good wrestling I always forget with you with MMA you keep your hands and I'm always like keep your hands up But you get taken down sometimes you can you just gotta learn that just to try and it's yeah, yeah, you keep that That's really true I love this alright so what we're into is over there laughing
Starting point is 00:27:29 I know it's not necessarily true but yeah I feel like you're being a little consenting no I'm saying you might want to you might be in consent oh sorry I just okay you threw me for a little bit oh I was a no Ryan you're not supposed to do that
Starting point is 00:27:41 double double four hole three it's making me mad oh that doesn't really hit the shoulder. Yeah. There's that right there. That's where you're not abandoned. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:27:50 He had him going. But see, the city had him on six street, because you can't say queer street anymore, right? No, no, no. That's right upon Brian. I don't know about that. I think it's okay. I mean, because we're, we're as queer street.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Queer street's where you're not, I feel queer. I feel like I'm, I'm not there. It's, I think it's one street over from six. Yeah, I don't think it's a gay. It's a street shout out to us in Texas Chris Street is more like me. I become a thing. He's on six straight like queer queer is the I can't oh You can't label me most calm right you can't label me so I can still stay queer because I refer into like queer person. I just say queer Oh, there we go camhaines? I was like the Kanye West of lights. Like hunting. Yeah. Oh Cameron. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't. Cameron. I didn't know. Oh, sorry. For a size of a name. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cameron.
Starting point is 00:28:57 For you. Chris, you're you're like that. I know. I know who I know. I know. I'm in with him. No, I know who he is. I didn't know you call him. Cam Hays, dude. Have you ever been as always getting on me, dude. Have you ever been in the woods? Dude, I'm asking don't be a fucking asshole. Yeah I'm nice guys. You think you'd out survive me? Yeah, yeah Dude I wouldn't have to carry you on my back Listen, just wait for it. Yeah, he's gonna leg man. I know I know Oh
Starting point is 00:29:24 He's the best one. He's the bully's gonna keep going to the leg. Oh god. I tell you that, uppercut's gonna be a good thing. He's the best one. He's the bully. Yes, you have to get off the fucking cage, dude. I don't know how you make this. Oh, good podcast. What did these fights do? He's fighting stressful.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I know they are. Oh my god. The uppercuts there for Gaceous, right? Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. I called it. Oh my god. I fucking called it.
Starting point is 00:29:44 He's that over yet? Oh, it's got me. Oh, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, break the grip and stand back. What if these are both places to be? Well, the most miserable. Here? Yeah, they're both, they're both. Well, I'm all you crime recal. You're in the second round, both of them are exhaust. Well, they're both hate life right now. And you're holding on. God, Gachi's a mother fucker. What if Gachi submitted him?
Starting point is 00:30:17 He's never been submitted. Gachi, I'm not a father. Never been submitted. That's right, you're not a father. Oh, wow. Yeah, nasty. He leaking. Remember that old World Scorpio?
Starting point is 00:30:28 Somebody call ambulance, ambulance alert. Remember that? You remember that? Oh, he leaking. He's smiling. Wow. I think it was more of a grimace, Jim. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:39 This is like, when I look at things like that, this is someone who is just, he's just happy that he's in the UFC fight. Wow. Chandler? Yeah. He has that like, he almost beat Charles O'Levere. I know, but he's back up.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's back up. Wait a minute, he just cut that guy up. I'm fine. This is entertaining, he's 35 years old though. It's like, how much longer are you gonna do this? Try to get some wins, man. I mean, he's trying, dude. But they gave him Charles O'Levere and Justin Gachi.
Starting point is 00:31:02 This first fight was getting up. Josh, you're so harsh on him, I can't take it. No, no, you're a little bit of a hater, but I get it. I'm such a hater of no, but that's why I love Josh. At least he's not fake. I know, he's being a hater for not being a hater. Josh, I mean, who with you?
Starting point is 00:31:14 I mean, I'm Josh, you're a corner. You got a response, nice, right? You got a seat, you got a respect, you're a corner. He's got, look, I've never said he wasn't a good fighter. He said to a warrior. He's a fucking dog. He's a fucking dog. Oh, he's a warrior.
Starting point is 00:31:24 You go back and he watches old fights with fucking, he's got a suit, he's a war you go back he watches old fights with fucking he's gonna shoot he's gonna set up a shot he's got to wear his raw dog that's all how you keep from getting up he's Rodelia damn it he's Chris Rodelia keep your hands oh my god look at it and engage your smiles that you're talking to each other just a couple of dudes talking to each other. God what in fucking fight to kick this big you have what you have to quit shooting All right now I wanted to take them down now. I don't want him. He looks like he's never wrestled before I agree Yeah, it's it's hard like he probably came in around 185 there. I'm what he's like He probably came in around 185. They were talking about what he's like. Oh, he's like, who?
Starting point is 00:32:03 He's 25. He's like, look, five, seven. Now, so my boy taught film and he's like, Gachy's bigger, I'm like, I promise you dude. No, he's not. No, no. No, no, no. Gachy's taller.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Gachy's probably about 175, 178. There's a lot of gun. Gachy will come from 185. Oh, we have a body shot. Jesus. Where is Chandler coming from in 185? Yes. Chandler's thing.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Chandler is a monster. There was a video that he is saying. I can't remember who it was for. I think when he fought, uh, premise the first time. He was a video that he is I can't remember who it was for I think he fought Primus the first time he was so Jeff. He sent a picture of himself on the scale. I think it was 191 Now I'll think I want Chandler to win this fight because I don't care about losing Get Gets his win this fight. Oh, yeah, well, what you didn't love to gate you're such a hey, I love gate You said I'm here. I know you're on See it's a verse. I don't feel how does it feel?
Starting point is 00:32:47 Here I am your hand. No, Josh. He's winning this fight. Josh you be Oh, he's fucking getting his ass handed to me. I'm getting you, but I love You get that. Oh shit. That was a shot. Oh That was a shot. No, that was a punch What do you can't stop a fight? If you got punched in the eye. You go back and see his punch is over, Chandler wins. Wait, what? Will they do that? Yes, you cannot call time out.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Call the time out. It has to be a pumpkin guy. Watch, watch, it's a punch. Boom! It's done. What do you mean? Pushes off right here. Oh no, look, they're back there.
Starting point is 00:33:20 No, it's a poke. It's a poke. It's not a poke. Oh, it's okay, so it's okay. Yeah, it's okay, okay. Damn, that's okay, That's a poke. That's a poke. That's a poke. Oh, so it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. Okay, okay. It's okay, it's a poke.
Starting point is 00:33:28 But I'm saying the shot, I saw it the first round. Oh, I got it. He turns and stops the fight because it was a punch. It was legal punch, JC Fight over. Forced it over, yeah. Oh, so that's a forfeit. Yeah, great. Well, that was like the bellator fight with Minnecoff last week.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Oh, Jesus. His finger was this way and he couldn't put it back in. Was that the end of the run? I said, look at the ref for help. Yeah. Oh, it's also the end of round.? I said, look at the ref for help. Yeah. It was us in the end of round. Nice. Hey Chris, just so you know,
Starting point is 00:33:48 Josh does a podcast called Wayne in with Big John and Big John's like the gold standard for refs. Oh, he's the best. He's like, he's the one who's the best rep in the world. So we have questions for the first part. Oh, he created all the rules, he created. Yeah, he helped write the rules for the four. He's done, he's involved in all of like the stuff that goes on out for the weight cut.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Like, if you have questions about anything, how that you would, but I'm just saying, if people do, you call him. But see, what you guys just saw, I just learned this fucking last week and I've been a fighter for 20 years. See, like these things? Because we had in Belator, two East Coast, in Fae,
Starting point is 00:34:18 in Russia, one of the, anyways, his fear got dislocated. And his opponent was like, his finger was like, point of this way. And the roughs like, we'll put it back in. And then even his opponent was like, go ahead, put it back in.
Starting point is 00:34:31 He couldn't get it back in. So he went through the ref like, okay, and he helped. And the roughs like, done, went over. Fights over. I can't call time out. Hey Josh, would you have gave that a second round 10-8?
Starting point is 00:34:40 Wow. No. Oh, you're 10-9, really? 10-9, so let's see, even though. Yeah, I'm gonna have to, just tell him when the first round. Yeah. I gave you wind and dominantly, but it's not quite. This is why I like the half point system. It should have been like a 10, 7 and a half. Yeah, they don't do that though. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. See, I'll give that round almost a 10. Yeah. I would say it could be closer to it. I mean, sorry, it'd be like it'd be a 10, it'd be a 10, a 10, a 10, a 10, a 10, a 10, a half. Man, we weren't even watching the fight last time.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I know. We were just, it wasn't this good. But no, the other car, you heard the fans, they were different cars. This is a big, I mean, I'm like, boy, yeah, this is, you're into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is real, let's see, it could be an event,
Starting point is 00:35:18 any other fight car. It could be an event of a paper view. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This fire here could have been an event of a big event. No, I've seen this guy's fight before it's incredible Chris you have any questions for me? Yeah, okay, sure how much was that sure? It wasn't much right it this is a
Starting point is 00:35:35 Eddie Bauer's fucking Vince you asked I remember Vince no I used to I used to, yeah. When it was popular. I'm handsome as fucking the shirt. I've had a lot of women tell me that. Okay, well. Well, and I am handsome. What did you, you got a bunch of boxes? What do you walk in with?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Why in and what else? I'll tell you, just fucking too much wine, too many glasses, dude. Yeah. I think that's easier, son. No, they have cheese. No, he brought, I mean, he's got a bright glasses. He brought the wine glasses in there. Who drinks wine besides wine? The old wine. Great body shots. He's a whole Jesus. Oh, who drinks wine besides brand?
Starting point is 00:36:05 The old one. Great body shots. Wow, great body shots. We should, oh, oh my god, it's a motherfucking, are people going nuts online and the crowd? You have to be, look at Chandler working his body. Both these guys are fucking, I just like, dude, look, they're both getting, oh shit.
Starting point is 00:36:23 I mean, this, I was just five rounds. I was just, let. Oh, Chandler. We didn't see this fight again. This is long lasting I mean couple many times he's getting hit in the fucking head. Of course it is long lasting damage, right? Yeah, like a Chandler's leg that one that one hurt him a little bit. He switches stands right away. The first rule of fight club Josh had never been in the Top Oh my god, he's fucking over she left. I know he did, but he just knocked the sound. I know, he just can cost you. Geez man.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Fuck, that was crazy. What a take down. The highlight. Does that count as a take down? No, no, no. What even the fucking happened? I feel better. I feel better.
Starting point is 00:36:58 It broke the rule and the fucking- It basically is like a change of position. No different than like if I had you press against the fence, he's just gonna put me against the fence. Fuck man, who there's no other than- He hit his head. This is why I do a show fence, he's just gonna put me against the fence. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is a fucking I wish it was five rounds. Oh my God. Is that how fucking top this channel though? It's only three. I mean this is like the that or take a one kind of yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. How gangster's channel dude? He's I think this round decides the fight. It does close.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Tell us good or no. He did it. In a three-row fight. He's hard to beat, but this is looking for them fights. Oh Christ Get on it Justin get on it Justin the fuck is going on Chain learn same footwork. I mean this is where it's get off Like he wants to die he wants to die uppercuts coming in hot uppercut what I tell you This is this isn't Santa when he just walked you with his hands Yeah, remember when we got in a fight like this in the back of the laugh actor yupp, yupp, and then I Just like you can't run in your head three rounds. It was three rounds and you were like a ghost I was like oh, you're not in there. I was so crazy. I know I know that by better short
Starting point is 00:38:18 I could because you cheated and you just you used gongful. I know Just Chandler you're losing fight with this behavior why did he walk forward with no fucking hands I think he's just he's just just like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I He's still oh well, you got to love this fight. You see this fight. You got to fight the grin to the the crowd Yeah, I tell you the crowd I like it, but you got to be going Got it. This fights too close for you to be nice. Yeah, I see I see yeah It's like like like these last 30 seconds to decide the fight. Yeah, you gotta win You gotta win this round. Can you guys give it to chill?
Starting point is 00:39:03 I'm right off channels Dan's in dancing. Close, it's close. He danced a little bit. Close, but I was able to gagey slightly. Unless something happens here. I think I was wrong with Taylor. I think I gave it to Gagey. I think I got it.
Starting point is 00:39:16 You probably guessed it. Bat on the way, bat on the way, bat on the way. That's a couple of whiter. Jesus. Oh, don't do that. Wow. Not a stupid thing. We can't throw his hands. 10 seconds. Oh, he's fucked his hands up. Yeah, I think it's like Wow. We can't throw his hands up.
Starting point is 00:39:25 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Yeah, I think it's 10 seconds. How can you tell? Because he's not throwing him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. See, that's a fucking fight.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Jesus. That was a motherfucking fight. They kissed. Yeah, just out of the lid. I don't know how the fuck you deal with that kind of punishment. Have you ever been in a bank fest like that? Of course, yeah. You have with against you the second Gilbert fight was like that Oh my god. There's five rounds though. We did five rounds fucking five
Starting point is 00:39:51 Go Berlin this man, so when I had three we had three fights it five rounds each so tough classic Yeah, by the way, what's the recovery time after that? Well the second fight? Yeah No, there's not recovery. That's nine years off your life Second fight. Yeah. Yeah. I knew it. You know, there's not recovery. That's nine years off your life.
Starting point is 00:40:05 That's not, there's no recovery. The second fight I had to sleep with the Necropella for like three, four days, and now I couldn't put my head down. Like, correct. I got a car. I like that. Because you're, you're, you withdraw.
Starting point is 00:40:15 I caught some big bumps and bumps and everywhere on my head, like, you just, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go was one of the toughest fucking. You were top man. You were a man. You bring him up. Hit it. Chin hit it. Oh, he's a man. That was a 10-8 round be a draw. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:30 So you give that last round, Chandler? You could say Chandler won the last round. So I'm saying you could say Chandler won the last round. I would slightly give that to the Gachi. I'm giving it to Gachi. Either way, whoever loses, I don't think. I'm giving it to the Gachi. Like, nobody is going to get robbed.
Starting point is 00:40:44 No, we're going to see it see is we're gonna see a rematch Yeah, and but they're gonna give it to I watch this fight every Saturday and sit here with you guys That was a beautiful I didn't see that the first The last day they might give that Take down they might listen judges are fucking morons. So that's They might listen, judges are fucking morons. That's what you said. That's my thing.
Starting point is 00:41:05 This is very true. That's my thing. But how is, that's a fucking job. They're going to give it to Kachi. Kachi didn't take as much damage, man. You got to realize, Chela has like the scar tissue on his face, so he's going to cut easier. Yeah, but he just took a lot of it, man.
Starting point is 00:41:22 I just saw him get a lot of it too though. Yeah, Jayla, you know what Mark on him? You should have him mark on him, but. Would you guys be good with the draw? I'd love to have a good draw. I'd love you. You want to know why we see the five round fight, eight of it now.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Yes, I'd love to see a draw. And it's real money. And the thing is, the reason why I like to see a draw is because these guys, even though I can't fucking stand this guy. But I'm saying right now, I've said it a bunch of times. He's a fucking great fighter. He's a great fight I'm boy. I gotta keep it real with the two I gotta keep real both of them are fucking amazing Like up on top three in the day exactly and no one loses
Starting point is 00:41:58 Score into we know, too. I don't know. It was unanimous. 30-27. Come on. Oh, there's 27. The rest of the way. Oh, his hands at the end of that one. 30-27. It's a loss of that. But after that fight, everybody wants to see him fight again.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Stuff, man. You lost to the champ. They lost to Gatius. Should be fighting next, you know? I mean, it's tough. But here's the stuff. So where's your take on the Islam thing? How do you look last week?
Starting point is 00:42:25 Plus the wind about. That's what I was talking about. It's just not a time out. It's not a time out. So my point is, is why even why even bother going to Gacea and having fun next? Have fun somebody else? Have fun, you're usually having fun.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Yeah, but Islam will write this out. Yeah, I disagree, because Charles and Dustin are fighting in December 10th. Yes. Hmm, yeah. So, what I mean, it depends, so Islam and Gachi just fought, I'd have Islam and Gachi fight for the Namo and Contenership. He walks through Gachi.
Starting point is 00:42:54 But he needs to approve it, because you can't be Dan Hooker on short notice and then get a tile shot. Even though we know how good he is, you can't do that. But Dan Hooker was short notice for still four weeks. Doesn't matter. He's already here and just fought to east for that. Who else has got a title shot? So he really had six weeks.
Starting point is 00:43:08 But still, you beat Dan Hooker who's great, but you're not being a gaitier or a Chandler or a dozen boys. I think, I think, well, I mean, honestly, honestly, I think Chandler was the harder fight for Charles. No, for Islam. For Islam. For Islam.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Yeah, I think Chandler was the harder fight for Islam Gachi will be taken down When he is saying now, it's gonna happen with Yeah, that's gonna be very close when I try to tell you what this look I and I'm trained with both of them for a long time Could be this dominate wrestling the most dominant champion has ever existed in the sport ever ever the most dominant champion Not I'm not saying the longest standing like with John Jones and those guys right? Right this time. But he's yeah, bitch.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yes, right. Follow those. We're gonna do more of these together. You gotta speak the language. Yeah, yeah, okay. Walks right through him, walks right through him. Yeah, no, face. Could be, could be who's that guy?
Starting point is 00:43:57 He is a strange guy. Could be who's that guy? But then, but with Islam, Islam has the submissions. Islam is the guy that has the better submissions. Islam is the guy that has the better transitions. Islam is the guy that has the better transitions. He will attack the technique. It just says he show up as a main event. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I think a little bit of a little nerve's got to on that time. But I mean, you look at where he was as last fire, right? He's fucking, that was impressive. I'm not arguing, he's got his chance. It's just weird, I think, to go from hooker to a straight title shot against these dogs. Yeah But I'm gonna get you a Chandler gauge you to get there. Yeah, but Chandler went through for hooker to get to a down shot Different though. He's former world champion from Bellator. I got a rock hooker out in what 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:44:35 There's a minute's warning still still still so good. Yeah, Mark Jeff. Did he come up in Kabebes? Friends from there. They've been friends since kindergarten. They said, what? So they were kindergarten, yeah. So he's just a kindergarten. It's Kabebes 2.0. It's just, he's just. He's as good as a grappling.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Hey, Kabebes, does it fight anymore? No. He retired. So he is, to me, so he is the better Samosa-style foot sweeps, hip toss. He's the striker. He's got better striking. He's the better foot sweeps and hips and hip toss,
Starting point is 00:45:05 those kind of guys. And better striking, he's got better submissions than could be. Could be is the better double leg, single leg, double leg lift, chain rustle, get you to the ground. And just fucking smash. Okay, so let me ask you,
Starting point is 00:45:17 is it headed? Are the dietist counties, are they so hard to deal with? Because they're kind of speaking a different language. Is it the great? They are speaking different language. They're going great thing? The great thing about the song. The rest thing is different than folk wrestling, right? The wrestling is different than the freestyle.
Starting point is 00:45:31 The American is completely different. It's a different style. It's that ensemble. Make sure between the ensemble, Judo, and put on the world stage. Not as Greco, but it's on the world stage. You're not like winning a win. What do you mean? Are they winning the Olympics?
Starting point is 00:45:42 What are you talking about? Chin about. Chin hit it. Russian wrestlers. Russian wrestlers that in the Olympics? What are you fucking talking about? Chin hit it Yeah, Russian wrestlers, Russian wrestlers that won the Olympics are placed here all from in first second or third Yeah, they're all from China quicker. Yeah, I Side alive. I saw a lot of just the Bee just beaks Kyle Sider for the what about second or third time? Drimpers with the Olympics this year
Starting point is 00:46:01 But I'm just saying we he never lost a day. He didn't know. That's how he lost. That's how he lost. He won gold. Then he took bronze. Yeah. He lost to the Russian kid, I believe. Uh, top wrestlers in the world, yeah, go to that, Chin. Live monsters. Okay. Well, he's not from Dagestan. Well, that's not be crazy. It could be anyone could be from anywhere. Oh, I bought a bunch of names, Jen, if you go back. For some reason, all those guys are off for me.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Well, that guy's from Russia. He said Russia. They are. So when I click on it, it goes to Russia. That means Dax and then he's Dax. It does. It really does. They're talking about Russian wrestlers.
Starting point is 00:46:35 They mean Dax. Yeah, correct. I'm not arguing with you, Josh. I'm just saying, I don't know. I figured like two of those in Calisthenes. No, no, no, no, no. So Calisthenes are lost to, start a live. Start a live is fucking the best right now in the world. Hands down. Josh I'm just saying I don't know I figured yeah those in Kyle's night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So unbelievable Bruce Bonger looks tough. I was donning With a cigar just fucking grab his guys hair dude who is Helen mark. Oh come on. Oh Marlou and that's not Marlou's oh live on to Dia Sheveily but she's she's gold medal
Starting point is 00:47:16 She's just a gold Hiller dude I find the guy The gold the little collar yeah, I hear she's American. No, she's American now Now you're making, you're making okay points, but they're just a little bit. No, I'm saying if you fall in, it looks like a bunch of Russians and... Ha ha! The school teacher just... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Handling. Thank you up and throw you, yeah. Yes, man. Who won the most gold medals in wrestling last year, Chen? Not all last year. You don't want me to win a win-win class. What'd you say? You don't want able to win a win-win class. What'd you say? You don't be able to win a win-win class. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:48 See only one one. Yeah, there's no open division where you wrestle everyone. No. Yeah, you just wouldn't be able to win. I understand who won the most golds. Oh, it would be the Russian kid. The Russian kid. The Cuban.
Starting point is 00:47:58 I'm saying like country-wise. From Siberia. No, he's from Russia. Just scroll down, kid. I don't want to hear about that. You're on the Russian system. Even the Chinese are on that Russian system, like there. Oh, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:07 So, Japan's one the most it says? No. They can't be right. Come on. It's a woman. Not that. Which country has the most Olympic gold medals? US.
Starting point is 00:48:20 US leads. Fuck you. You know, for 2021 or for just for 2021 or forever. It's that's 2020. Yeah for 2021. That was a lot of times America. No way. We didn't get a good good wrestling until later on recently. Till John Smith Dave show almost guys started coming to the scene. We didn't get it. We didn't have really good wrestling until then. Yeah. They were they were dominating the scene. This guy this guy said. Oh, this should a lie of he's such a freak. He's studying now. He
Starting point is 00:48:50 fights now. Oh, yeah, he's from the gold. He's a lighter. Again, it's a livers. No, yeah, he's alive. I don't know. Why don't you know this calcider go to Ohio State? Where's he go? He used to go to Ohio State. Yeah, he's done now, I believe. That's right. America. Yeah. But then that that's that's it black dude who you have Steve's old work. Yeah, you have Steve's in you and gold. Yeah, he won gold Yeah, yeah, he's still he's at Minnesota University Minnesota. Yeah, he's got one more year sound with WWE. Yeah, it's the ambassador Yeah, but you see if Garrett that's good. What was that dude? The other goal for college? What's the thing? The real college he's paid There's something called. I don't know what he's called. Yeah, guys, so such a good boxer, Ian
Starting point is 00:49:27 Gary, that guy with prelims, English guy came up, he's like that. He's six three and one seventy and huge for the way class, but his boxing is he grew up. He was going to represent in the Olympics and boxing. And now is an MMA. Jay is talking prelims, though. They want to kill against that guy that, he's the guy that I'm on. How did this fight end up getting ahead of? Because the Chandler thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah, I mean, he's trouble with winning. Yeah, what was the problem? So Trevor was a good job. I was trying to figure out how he was a free, they was combing event, the featured fighter,
Starting point is 00:49:58 so he can't warm them up. So to make it easier on him, they broke it up. That's good. Trevor, what is doing something wrong? Is something wrong? Yes. I didn't have a 3027, I had a 2928.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Oh, 100%. I'm 30, 20, come on. First round, yeah, you've chandler. I, 29, yeah. He didn't get the first one, the other guy did, right? Well, one judge is a free judge. Well, one judge is a free judge. There's always a moron.
Starting point is 00:50:21 He's like 30, 20, 20. I had second round and third round to Gacea had first round for Chandler. Yes. Josh, you're still over a decade, right? Well, I mean, I don't know, I don't drink anymore. I don't drink the fighters anymore. Fuck no, I don't drink anymore. Come on, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Nobody wants to get hit like that. I thought maybe you were back in, do you go back in, like, let's go get punched in the face. Oh, never. See, I'm the same way. I'm gonna fuck this. You don't even do Jiu Jitsu. I walk past I walk past some cage it's so I don't like and I'll hit mid through now and then but I'll never like spar. No I walk past the cage and I see I hear these guys getting hit and I'm just like, oh god god. I judge out. Oh my
Starting point is 00:50:57 sister's got this. Oh, you look good luck with that. Oh yeah, these kids are stud burgos fuck He's just nasty. I hurt Shobazi and Diddy that's why I heard that I didn't know what his kids were to where to get for him What's his from New York? He's a work on his wrestling. Yeah, he's easy. Everything else about him is good night Diddy he was getting guillotine and a fucking he lost he lost yeah, I figured it would yeah, I'm sure who do you fight? Stud I was a good russia a dag a standing you only strikes Which are my yeah, which is fantastic the name isn't possible no, you know his last name's easy my valve I'm about to him. Oh, he's a beast All that dude a pierna who beat a stop stop and it looked fucking great flying knee kale flying
Starting point is 00:51:46 Yeah, so I saw that when I walked in I was driving He's giving me a problem. They're gonna make him walk through fire to get the easy one No, they're not they're gonna make they're gonna be easy fight they're gonna be kind of They're I think they're I think they're gonna give him another easy one. Yeah, then he's gonna have to walk through some fire some guy A vet old vet we know and then he gets But they're gonna give him an old vet to be easy twice. They're gonna old they're gonna involve that. Yeah, it is only stand up. Yes Yeah, but I it was house is wrestling Not good. It doesn't matter. Is he ever a matter is he's not gonna take him down?
Starting point is 00:52:14 Yeah, I think he's a bit of an MMA. He think it is. Oh, yeah I think I think yeah, we'll make a difference. Yeah, it will because there's your level of Clanch gets to the fans elbows He's been dominating him and made for a hot time. What do you think of a glove? Fucking call it. It's so great. Funnabinal. You know, he will hear me out because we did the whole gambling thing on our site.
Starting point is 00:52:36 And so we did, we pushed it and I said, hey, if Glover's Cherrick, I was telling him all of our listeners, I said, if Glover's Cherrick gets taken out early in the first round, I said, fuck it. I said, you guys put, and the live betting between rounds, put your fucking house on them. He fucking put the house on them. People are betting on fucking, people are like, dude, I want fucking $18,000.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I want $1,000, I want $2,000. I want $2,000, I want $2,000, $1,500. Like, just as far as like experts go if we want to call ourselves experts, every single person I know, pick Glover. How's it desert? Like, chuckle of hell. How's the point of the point of the first time? Just like, just like, just like, just like, there's some far both of them. I had them on food truck years. single person I know pig lover how's it like like Chuck LaDelle Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:05 Just for both of them. Yeah, I had my food truck years. Oh well the Corey also by us to be here like Jean you know like you're like you know like yeah, but you be fucking be lover though he beat lover He beat you on to in the fall. Yeah, you be on me loss And you know I can talk about it. I really that like fucking had Glover on gonna take I'm the first time he was alright, dude. What was that they're talking while you're talking I'm not I'm whispering to him I'm whispering to him dude. Sorry, cuz he's talking shit
Starting point is 00:53:35 But he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking to me says something you guys like all right, no that's not true I'm a deep. Oh, you don't know what the fuck I know what the fuck on fuck. No, no, no. I'm a deep-ass. No, you don't know what the fuck? I know what the fuck I'm talking about. No, you don't do. You're a fucking dude. You think you've been drinking some whiskey to turn into a grim one? I think if I drink some whiskey, I would be really knowledgeable while it's going on. Okay, but take that.
Starting point is 00:53:53 You know what I mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If you drink whiskey, that's so good. I probably can drive you for our home. You're like, yo, let's go, man. It's a station wagon. I got you, man.
Starting point is 00:54:02 It's not a fucking station wagon. It's a terrible salt with that. That's the sport. And that's support. Thank you very much. You know what, it's funny, buddy. I got you, buddy. I got you. It's not a fucking station. It's a terrible salt, but that's important. And that's support. Thank you very much. You know what, it's funny, as I saw the video, you guys, the other day, and you're in your car, you're the video, you're the other day in your car. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:54:11 And someone's like, oh man, he's like, you're kind of like flashing a little bit at the Ferrari side in the back. See, he didn't mean to catch it. But what can you do? I know. But you're a cotton, I was like, oh, you guys are slick. I was like, I should redo it, but I don't like to redo a video.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Why did you do it? Why did you do it? What you see is what you get? But why did you buy a fucking fried it doesn't look like a Ferrari? It's it Why do I want without a tail? It's a fucking hatchback. It's a hatchback. Oh, it's so annoying That's it, but that's the ultimate daddy Car can daddy Daddy No, look at that fucking I don't say this a lot
Starting point is 00:54:39 I'm fucking sick that is I don't say that a lot No, that's I don't do that you know I don't do it a lot I mean No, don't what he's in there you saying Okay, say that looks like the panorama it's like every other car you get a Ferrari and you get the fucking hatchback And why take your general chain off you don't need that is Bro you it's general bro. Bro, it's general, bro. Yeah, it's a general. I'm sorry, you're talking to me about
Starting point is 00:55:06 a character from Vince. You look like you're on fucking that old game. Guess who? No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You'd be a character in guess who that I would flip the fuck down in the beginning of the game. No, it's like a sim car.
Starting point is 00:55:15 I can slam that. That was sim car. I said guess who. I, it's easy on your nerd, sim. Okay. He's just adding to the burn. Yeah, I was burning him. Listen, there's two things you want,
Starting point is 00:55:27 you want to tell me you give me some good advice. You don't want advice on fashion? Oh, he's saying I got a surest fuck not call. Look at those. Dude, hey, talking to me about cars and fashion. What else you got? Hey, listen, no, no, no, in your red Tesla dude, the only guy who's got the fucking red Tesla dude.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got a red Tesla dude. You got a red, got ready at a red Prius that's what it was Dude the red ramp got the red red red red I pick up and test I go oh you're not doing well Got the color that was left over dude you know three of those I asked and they're not and they're not scared I asked for partially what I tell you. I said dude, he pulled him that red Tesla or that red Prius, dude, we're gonna start podcasting
Starting point is 00:56:11 and you're gonna get out of this thing. Yup, yup, yup, yup. I call him. He goes like this. Really? He did, he said. I said, I bet my bottom dollar on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And then I put Brian on my back. Yeah, that's for years. And the car. And look at him now. Yeah, I know. Now you've got out that's for years. And look at him now. I know. Now you've got a lot of it. I have a red Tesla.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Fake revisionist history. Let's say, funny. He's a brand new source of the day. His back was sort of recurring. That's what you're saying. He's a total failure. Yeah, super. Hey bro.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah. I delivery said I want Barcelona red. I said call it the red ram. No dude, you flip it. I used to park it illegally because nobody gave me a ticket because they were like, this guy has a red Prius So you flip that dude We said we sort of make a front of your red Prius and they were like I got to come up with a name to seem like I fucking own this shit
Starting point is 00:56:52 I drove it from this one red ram is a stupid fucking name Yeah, cuz there's dodge ramps, right? Yeah bless you knew that was gonna happen. I'm good. I'm psychic COVID did you get you you had a little fluey? I? Never had it. Okay, good. I'm psychic. COVID. Did you get you you had a little flu? I? Never had it. Okay. You never had COVID yeah, I work out and take care of my body Got it Works out he works out he's fine. He's easy. I mean except for people are fucking furious out of Cancer's are pulling from a pull don't rich you know, I see people are fucking furious. I don't. Yeah, cancers are pulling from a pool. They don't reach you.
Starting point is 00:57:26 No, I know. But I'm just saying. We're not working with you anymore. I know. I know. I know. I love interroder. But also, he looks like the guy that would not get the vaccine.
Starting point is 00:57:39 So I guess so many other football players have been blown them up. And they're like, dear God, thank you for speaking out. Oh, good. Yeah. It's all doing it, man. Other football players have been blown them up and like dear God. Thank you for speaking out He's here's the here's the craziest thing because the girl that books our venues for Bell to her she books the venues for like other like for the masses were guard Remember brogan went to ms. She yeah sold out right? Whatever so this is sold out vaccines. Yeah, but we need to get it He got an exception and then the mayor's like we're like they're doing it so you can't get away with that anymore. No No, no, because MBA can still go there and players are on vaccine for other states where they don't require it
Starting point is 00:58:14 They can't play because of X you're right, but he plays there. Yeah, he plays He lives in the North. He plays around a town. You're not you come. You're good with the new I got Clearly the new apparently the new mayor who's coming in He's getting ready to all that every guy. He's gonna be able to play in everything. Did you get a vaccine? Oh, so he's not so he's not gonna Oh, oh, that's the rumor. I got I got a He's the second black mayor in every elected you know the first one was I got vaccinated The guy who is the executive producer of Belltor David superlates dad was dad was the first black mayor You got a vaccine? I got vaccinated. Johnson Johnson 10 times. I got a 10 times for Belltor, David Suleiman's dad was the first black mayor.
Starting point is 00:58:45 You got a vacillant? I got a vacillant. Would you have Johnson and Johnson? Ten times. I got Moderna. And that's it. But ten times. Chris is the guy I came to his house doing like the Hyde Panda.
Starting point is 00:58:57 He made me hang out. He made me hang out his backyard six feet apart. Yeah, I gave him food. I gave him food. But then I was all up on your kid. You, I gave him fucking, I gave him food. But then I was all up on your kid. You know what I got, it's time to get going. I know, kill him.
Starting point is 00:59:08 No, I, that was when we didn't know what the fuck it was. It was like what, and, and, and, and, Exactly, yeah. Last June. Whenever it was. April, July. And I was like, I was like, I don't know what the fuck this is. I was scared, bro.
Starting point is 00:59:20 That shit last time. You still are though, that's what I'm, No, I'm not. What are you talking about? I was fucking out of shows. Burgers, I'm out. I'm out.'re talking about. I was fucking I can show's burgers I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I was that fucking what's a complex con today It's your out everyone's coughing on me
Starting point is 00:59:30 I don't like that. They're sneakers there. Yeah, they do yeah No, I got sneakers I got some clothes on I don't You guys are in your 40s almost you're in your 40s and you're almost in your 40s don't talk about sneakers Yeah, you're not 40 years old now. Wait, how old is that? How do you? Don't talk about sneakers. Are you not 40 years old now? Wait, how old is this guy? How old are you? I'm this guy, 80 now. How old are you? What if I can 48? No.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Yeah. Oh, you look youngy shit. That's what I'm saying. He looks like a fighter too. So you were 44. I lied. You were 48? That's the perfect thing.
Starting point is 00:59:56 I'm 44. Oh, I'm 44. I was like, I'm 44. But I had him go over. Yeah, you had me. Yeah, he really believed. I'm 55. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Yeah, look at that. What's that costume, yeah, he really believe I'm 55. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. What's that? What's that? What's that? It's fucking. I fucking love. No, I, I'm 41. I'm 41.
Starting point is 01:00:12 I can't believe I was thinking of sneakers. I did not got, I got, I got, I got sure. Purgeel is good, though, man. He's tough. I guess he's just a man. Purgeel is a power. Chin of, of, of burgos. I've seen the shoes from the special, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With all that. Yeah, well, I don't want to blow they dope Counting how about fits or specials. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about fashion. We're talking about high the highest fast I'm asking if they were dope dude here. You're being shitty. I'm no, I'm really curious Yeah, be in shini with the Jordan ones, but a club with Travis Scott ones but a collab with Travis Scott or I don't know bad not bad yeah also also maybe you know don't bring up Travis Scott that's true that's true that's a bad that's a tough one today all right
Starting point is 01:00:52 where they're the ones with two pox hologram oh wow oh wow where are they the shoot I'm gonna do I'm taller try to be cool I don't know how to do it dude do you have grandkids that's an unbelievable poll hey listen
Starting point is 01:01:04 yeah I should have said Nas How believable dude, okay, you have grandkids that's an unbelievable poll. Hey listen. Yeah I should have said no's. Oh Big old his new album is fire dude I just what's one track on his new album young man. I'm gonna be there. I can't thank you sound like You sound like Biden trying to get millennials you have access Like, you sound like Biden trying to get millennials to get back. That's not true. I know, it was a boy.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I'm young and I talk just young references. I'm young and I talk. Hey, are you in TikTok? Bro, I'm blessed. Are you? Do you have a question? Do I give a question? I came up with this not on there.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I came up with this not for Brian. Only fans account with his nuts. That's a good idea. Cause he has real big nuts. Yeah, only fans. And we dress his nuts up. And the difference is, he says that because he's... Let me see, you're having a...
Starting point is 01:01:48 The hot day they're not big, it's just... Like this is super small and it makes his balls look big. The big nuts is super small and it makes his balls look big. That's not true, dude. Yes, it is, dude. And you have three balls. It's like an old shriveled ball. You have three balls and it's fucking gross.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Four of them with three balls and three nipples. There. Wow. We're gonna have to fuck you know this. By the way, I said, I'm gonna picture him bent over. I said, I'm gonna tell you. Oh, you don't have Brian's number?
Starting point is 01:02:09 Because if you have Brian's number, you know how his balls look. Yeah. And they're like 100%. They're like a molasses. Yup, dark. A room. Yeah, heavy.
Starting point is 01:02:18 They're the color of the red ramp. That's what they're calling. I mean, never to give you my fucking outfit. Yeah, yeah. I never know. I knew you don't have a suit. Chin, this is the shit I'm walking. You know what, tell me how it is. I mean, never to give you my fucking out. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know you don't have a certain thing. Chin, this is the shit I walk in. You know what, we get, help me out.
Starting point is 01:02:28 I got it, Brian's nuts. You send pictures. I got it, Brian's nuts. Chin, hit it. Hit it. You want to send me Brian? I'll show the guys. It's not going to be on air.
Starting point is 01:02:36 When Brian takes me, okay, that's God, no, I don't want to send that. You want to send that out, man. You can see the nuts. That's all I'm gonna send to me. I don't need to see the nuts. They see the nuts, I don't need to see the nuts. You want to take that out, Dan. You can see them, you can see the nuts. That's all I can say. Oh, I can see the nuts. I don't need to see the nuts. They see the nuts, I don't need to see the nuts.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Well, you need to learn. I don't, you know what I'm saying? You don't have to see up. You know what they're like, you know what you know? Like when you know what I don't hear about either. We don't want to see. When you get a toy store in your pouch and on the fucking thing, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:02:57 That's what you're fucking big as juicy nuts are like. Jesus, Jesus. And it's a shame. Why? And it's a shame. You have a lot of entitus of the nuts. I do not. You do, you do. I have a lot of entitus ofus of the nuts. I do not. You do, you do.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I have an elephant titus of the three nuts. Listen to me right now. But they're like super like, they're like, just inflamed. They're not. They're inflamed and they have barcoads on them. Yes, they do. I got it.
Starting point is 01:03:14 And you have a fucking, what do you call them? Guys, guys, here's the bottom line. You are guys. Listen, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be in Naples this weekend. Hey, shut the fuck up now. Oh, there's a picture of Brian. There's Brian. There's Brian. Oh my god. Honestly, dude. How does he have a pussy in his balls? Naples this weekend shut the fuck up There's Brian
Starting point is 01:03:30 Is he of a pussy in his balls that's disgusting That's problem I didn't that's fake well it looks kind of like a bubble though Yeah I have this is craze those are real pictures on the left though by the way Yeah, one of the rights artwork the one left is real pictures one on the right is a That I bet those guys shoot what I want to know is that guy right there I got it. There has a smile on his face. Yeah, something good is going on. Yep. Yep. Yeah, thick real Wow, what's up? Oh, let's just All right, we're good. Thank you. What is that? I'm gonna make that an NFT.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Back to Ferrari. NFT of my nuts. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Are you this NFT stuff? NFT. We on some no fun toes that are actually no fun toes. What? So what is it?
Starting point is 01:04:18 Okay, I don't know. I don't know. Some people have explained it to me. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Because someone said like fighters can make a lot of money off because they need to get old clear name and like this. Your name and like this is off of whatever,
Starting point is 01:04:31 like you can do that. It depends, you can do that. I can get it. It depends. Yeah. The problem is with old fights is you have to own the rights to it. So you can, what you should do,
Starting point is 01:04:41 another fires for your list and do it in a piece of those. Yes, you own your name and likeness. Yes, do animation sell that? Yes, I never sign on the right. The other brain, I never sign over my rights to them at all. Wow, wow, amazing, that's good. So then, or the street fights. So those are my brides, no fun toads, all right?
Starting point is 01:04:56 There's one at 700, 600, 500. That's the one we bought, I bought this for 120, dude. They're now at $77, $47, $400. Yes, but I don't say that. We own 50 each. Yeah, when did you buy it? When did you buy it? Oh, of course it was hard.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I promise you came out. We got in up early. But when is, we would I own 50 each and right now look, we bought our toes at 120 each. That's, they're just too feisty. They're being offered a 75% for the seven. So probably, what do you think? What do you think?
Starting point is 01:05:21 They're gonna make real money. More than that. Core toes. Oh, that's a lot. He's getting hurt. Cause they're running out of them. You know what I mean? We're gonna make real money. More than that. Cortils. Oh, that's a money. Oh, he's getting hurt. Cause they're running out of him. You might do more. He's in her brain.
Starting point is 01:05:29 He's running out of nothing. He's got a bad dog. Could be good. Oh fuck. You run a fucking round. They're running out of, they don't even exist. No, it's all I know. That's the insane shit.
Starting point is 01:05:39 It's just like, I know. And they're trading. They can't run out of something that doesn't exist. No, cause they don't want to make one. Yeah. And then they put a vibe in. I make my own F to NFTs. You're NFTs too, itself. Yeah, but I want to keep them for me.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Well, let me buy a couple. No, you can't. Give me, sir. Give me, sir. They're limited. What are you going to, how many are you going to make? Yeah, because I want to make the, there's, there's the head kick I have. I got you.
Starting point is 01:05:58 What is that one? There's another one of me like with, uh, with, uh, Benson. I have a whole team in great that you like it. Oh, it's awesome, man. Yeah, great. I think they have five out of five to singatos. They did over one or it's fucking decapitated. Yeah, French.
Starting point is 01:06:15 For like 500 grand, they did Tony Ferguson. They did Russell for the quarterbacks with Seahawks. Nice. You made NFTs? I see that dabble. so there's one where I'm looking over his face Chin face. Yeah, so like the camera's facing me like right. Oh, like you can see no There's that one, but there's another one too. We're like it's it's chin to the dome where his back is to the to the His back is to the camera Josh how many fights you have that one right there? So this is that one right there. Yeah, that one that's what I want right there. I want that one
Starting point is 01:06:48 Maybe maybe more clear though, you know, I had yeah I had it I had it I had the imagination after that fight right I had a fucking golf ball size Invention of my shin I put a golf ball in it It's not gonna have golf ball that I roll my I roll my feet on I roll my feet on before I fight every fight Is that the idea fight? Yeah, and I put it I it was a golf ball that I roll my feet on. I roll my feet on before I fight every fight. Is that the thing that you dance fight? Yeah. And I put it, it was a golf ball size indention in my fucking shin.
Starting point is 01:07:10 I put a golf ball on it. I swear to you, just sat there. Wow. I put my foot up like this. Because my golf ball got wet. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. Because my golf ball got wet.
Starting point is 01:07:18 My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My golf ball got wet. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My golf ball got wet. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. My foot up like this. Chris yeah came back out but an hour later two hours later after the fight it swelves to softball size
Starting point is 01:07:25 I couldn't put my pants down. I put a softball on it. I couldn't put my pants down. Hey Chris I want you to do you think it was so big that my pants won't go down anymore Chris You're gonna flinch at this idea a little bit, but go with it. Okay. I want you to send your son to Josh to train to be a Cage better. Okay, send him tomorrow like One and a half does that work? Is the only one a half? Yeah, let's one and a half, does that work? Is he only one and a half? Yeah, that's what you didn't even jump, yeah. I say jump and he goes, he just puts his arm. Yeah, my two go like this. It's fucking fun.
Starting point is 01:07:49 You gotta get him in Jurassic's room. No, yeah. Actually, we did, we did, we did, right away, we did. That one and a half? Yeah. One and a half, yeah. We brought him there, it's so cute, dude.
Starting point is 01:07:56 He does a little beam and he holds on and he, Boxes, Boxes, Boxes, yeah. Getting in the, maybe you put him in like the Ninja Warrior stuff. I'm tired right now. Kids love it. Oh, yeah. I was just fucking. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:07 They fucking love it. You're, you're, you're having fun with the, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Does, uh, yeah. Yeah. Does your son jump yet? Can you jump yet?
Starting point is 01:08:15 Tiger or boss? No, I know tiger can jump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But not Boston. Uh, tiger can dunk. Boston, uh, got a gun.
Starting point is 01:08:20 So, uh, are we doing, are we trying for a girl? What do you know? Oh, yeah. You're not. You can try for a squad. You're you know? Oh, yeah? You're not you're not a lot. You're a lot more. Wow. How many do you have none? Oh, I thought you said you had kids No, no you have what do you have two kids? Yeah, six do you really 14? You're the line. You said it was 58 18 Yeah, the two girls right no. I mean just tell us girl boys fuck In a mystery about it Josh. Yeah, it's not being a mystery about it. Josh, yeah. Yeah, it makes you like it to know the world.
Starting point is 01:08:47 How many kids you have, two? Geez, one on the way. Well, two, three. Yeah. Oh, fuck you. You've got. You've got. Not even forget, you just told me not to say anything.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Oh, really? He said people know. He said people know. I shot it out from the rooftops. Oh, Brian, Carolyn, got another one on the way. And people go, it's like a beginning of a musical. That's all fun. I feel weird when you get 20, you're 80. No, it I'm on the way. And people go, eh, shh, yeah. It's like a beginning of a musical. That's something. I feel weird when you kids 20, you're 80?
Starting point is 01:09:09 No, it's not gonna feel weird. You know why? He's gonna be dead. You can't see anything with your dead. I'm 74 dude. You can't feel anything when you're dead. He's gonna be like, hey, I'm a kid, I'm a 16 of them. Yeah, I'm 74.
Starting point is 01:09:17 It is a dead. So you shred it. No, they're not dead in. They're gonna be like, oh, it's cool. Your grandpa supports you and all this shit. No, that's my dad, dude. Yeah, that's true. But I'm gonna be, I'll have that.
Starting point is 01:09:26 And just get your nuts out. How much TRT do you do? So like, you can, I bet you say pretty well. I'll have TRT for years. No, but I will. You will. How long do you get on this? I'm 54.
Starting point is 01:09:34 I will, I think I will eventually get on the TRT. I will. Not yet. You're saying, yeah. I still work out every day. I still feel good about myself. I have my energy's good. Tell you how I feel.
Starting point is 01:09:43 I'm one of those guys. I'm on a natural hike all day. Yeah, the thing is I have a lot of energy and everything's good, my thing's good. I'm gonna get him over this. I just flew here fucking from Ireland last night. Got here like 12.30, running a car, sat in a fucking rental car for two hours.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Got the goddamn rental car, got to the hotel, checked in, got some food, fucking here, fucking crazy guys. Yeah, you're leaving here in six in the morning tomorrow. Fucking out. Oh, you're one of in six in the morning tomorrow. Fucking hell. Oh, you're one of those guys. You're one of those guys. You're one of those guys, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Oh, jealous of those motherfuckers, dude. Yeah, too. Chris, would you ever do TRT? If you guys are doing it. Yeah. That's not the reason. That's not the reason. No.
Starting point is 01:10:18 No, we all get jealous of you guys. We're talking about bridges, you're like, yo, fuck it, let's go. Yeah, we're lost boys, though, right? Fuck you, you go, I go, you go. You're like, fuck with your endocrine system. Just put his shirt. But yeah. No you, you go, I go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go, you go.
Starting point is 01:10:28 You go, you go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go.
Starting point is 01:10:34 You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go.
Starting point is 01:10:42 You go, you go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you go. You go, you grow. You pick a spiral wall. I'm gonna go ball, baby. So I heard you can get TRT though with the lotion. Yeah, you can do it. Yeah, I'm more of that. I don't want to see those myself. It does not affect the.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Not as effective, dude. If you're gonna do it, you have to do it. You can also plant, you can get a, like a pill planted, so it's time released. Oh, you do it once and the, where do you you put it in your in your anus? No, they I did on your arm and you crack it you go It's like the it's like the female a birth control They put it like they put it like in your arm and you gotta get the anus one
Starting point is 01:11:16 Let's do an NFT of the anus. I don't know Just just a little gadget off squeeze it all brown all brown chin. I still got the the coughs Man, it's been on on no I mean last week with you guys man Thursday I was starting to like grab Friday. I'm like I called him up. I'm like I can like it make it man I'm sure we built it yet to get COVID tested I have a three last three days you ever have to perform when you have a flu? I'm pressing. I'm praying a three years ago, the sickest I've ever been.
Starting point is 01:11:49 I call the man drum like, dude, I get a cancel. Dude, you've sold us. Well, what happened? You went on stage, stick? Oh, I got it. The sickest I've ever been. And you had to go on stage when you had foot and mouth shit. Yup.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Yup. That's the kid's shit. That's the kid's shit. That's the first. And it's so mouth. It was 50 years old with foot and mouth disease. Well, I was 45. Yeah, it was it was it was that long ago. Yeah, well
Starting point is 01:12:13 we're saying that's Rises. Oh, that was covering the trash. You look like you Freddie crew. But I had I had swine flu and I perform. That's right. Hey, why do you get all the disease? You get all the disease. Because I had this guy had,
Starting point is 01:12:28 because I had mad cow. He was patient now. Zero. No, because I was fucking, because I'd go and I don't sleep. I never used to sleep now. That's horrible, man. You gave me COVID.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I did. So hold up. No, I don't know about that. I went on stage once, very, very, very sick. Maybe two or three times. You were fine. When you went on stage, you're good. When you get off, it's the same. I was so sick. I had the flu once and I was, maybe two or three times. You were fine. When you went out and said you're good, when you get off, it's the show.
Starting point is 01:12:46 I had the flu once and I was, I couldn't hear myself. It was all clogged. You know, I'm kind of praying three years ago. The sickest I've ever, I was even sick with you. I was so sick. I can't stand, you can't believe we only got that sick dick where your dick shrills up.
Starting point is 01:13:00 I had that. I can't believe you can stand your whole body hurt. My entire body ate. God damn it. That is true. Yeah, I had the flu and I had that I can't believe you can stand your whole body hurts. Oh, it's not my entire body eight god damn it Yeah, I had to flew and I had to do and I was in New Orleans the worst place to be with the flu And I fucking still got what I still run but it was all good No, I couldn't hear the crowd, but I saw them they were jumping up and down It was fun. They were just like what the fuck people were pulling off their scouts their scouts. I don't know if that's happening.
Starting point is 01:13:21 So you don't have to add that to the story. I don't think it'd be well. You don't have to add that to the story. Let's go. I'm all hairy down there. What can I do? You're speaking of pull off your scout. Listen, Jim, on the holidays came early
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Starting point is 01:14:07 I mean, it has that in it. What? You have to nourish your skin. Oh, yeah. How about you? I don't forget. They have that 4.0 lawn mower. So you can shave down your nuts. Yep. Give it a Philly Fade, dude. Yep. What if you want to do? Go to manscaped.com promo code. I'm sorry. manscaped.com slash CFC that's way up. Stop in free shipping with the'm sorry, manscape.com slash CFC, that twin slaughtering free shipping with the code. Manscape.com slash CFC, clean up your candy cane this year with manscape.
Starting point is 01:14:31 That is another penis reference. All right. Did you get the new shampoo? Turn. Yes, I got to say it. It's nice. It's not so cool. Tired of the runner mill podcast?
Starting point is 01:14:41 Check out congratulations. Sorry, I'll go, what? Check out your welcome. Now it's not called your welcome. Your welcome. It is not the Moana out congratulations. No sorry. I'll go what you check out your welcome not not called your wealth Your will go the Moana fucking song your will go. Hey you guys tired of frowning if you're tired of frowning and you live near the Florida no Naples area I count that I'll play the
Starting point is 01:14:55 Communities cities off the Huff commoners white Naples I've been I've been the Naples so I know rocks dude this guy makes all the fucking outskirts But hey bro play goddamn place no the actual place Yeah, Naples should have this here's Brian. Here's Brian when he's in his Naples should have this is that looking at the real city that's you dude No, that's not what you
Starting point is 01:15:20 That's my show here deep in the distance And that's my show. You're here. Deep in the distance. Nope. Jim, whatever you do, take his microphone, phone, and just wash it. No, it's fine. Hey, bro. You've got to come with his own or something.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I got to see mine on my pocket. It's like, you're like, oh, you know, I love Chris. And you're like, you're Rick and Morty. Oh, the costume. The Rick and Morty. My son loves Rick and Morty. Oh, really? I do have a red ass red.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Rick and Morty. He's a Rick and Morty. What the fuck? No, Rick and Morty. My mouth is Ricky Moore. Oh, really? He really loves it. I do have a red ass red mouth. Ricky Morty. He's a Ricky Martin. I was like, what the fuck? No, Ricky Martin. My mouth is pinkish. Shit. No, I know.
Starting point is 01:15:50 His throat is screwed. Oh, yeah. You're mouth-office. Shit. Peace. Yeah. These two are savages right there. She's the, she's the, she's the hands down the best female
Starting point is 01:15:58 fired on the list. What would happen if they both fight hands down best female fired on the list? Oh, don't wear that hat though unless you're a painter. Or Sam Jack. Is that her boyfriend? Probably. It has to be though. Yeah. Probably. Hands down best you know, don't wear that hat though unless you're a painter or Sam joker boyfriend Probably there it has to be though. Yeah, um is she's amazing Yeah, what is she like 58 now?
Starting point is 01:16:13 I'm just smoking she had a baby at 51. She's right in the start. She had one of 47 What's the name had one of you? Lucy Lou a Lucy Lou how old is she bum? Did Lucy Lou have Lou have maybe a 51 or she a doppelgling 51. I'll check right now. His name's Van Hunt Dude I got like death my name was Van Hunt. That's my boy right there Frankie fucking editor. I just don't want him to see you wins The night fighting. I hope he does. I love Cheeto man. She's a guy's girl. She's my boy. He she does my boy He's a great kid, but sorry man. She was what he love in the Frankies He's a great kid, but sorry man. What do you love in the Franks? He's not man.
Starting point is 01:16:44 You're the year something funny, dude. Kristen just sent me a video of Calvin seeing me on this show. And he's saying, tata. And then it shows Brian. And he says, pop pop. That's what he calls me. Grandpa. TAP.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Ha ha ha ha. Smart kid. He's saying pop pop. Oh, fuck. Man, your kid is smart, right? I'm going to scold smart kid. He's saying pop pop. Oh fuck. Oh man, your kid is smart, right? I'm gonna scold your kid. Dude, you have to get your hand to his face. My kid's tall as shit for his age.
Starting point is 01:17:13 He's tall. Chris goes, Chris, one and a half? Yeah. Dude, bring it, bossons, we can first point. I don't know. Well, let's do it, let's do it. I got a text, Sassago's, Sassago's. You have the sweetest port and Chris goes,
Starting point is 01:17:25 yeah, he's way sweeter than Brian's kid, was it bad? Yeah, well. And then I get a text, I get a random text from Chris and just out of nowhere, it just says, you love your kids six out of 10. Yeah, six out of 10. Six out of 10.
Starting point is 01:17:37 I love my kid 10 out of 10, or 11. All right, all right. Yeah, not crazy, dude. You have more though, huh? Oh, thanks, man. You have more. This guy's Oh, thanks man. Yeah more This guy's a real one. Yeah, so I like it fucking you want me to open it for you. No I'm gonna get some cheese. I don't give a fuck what is it? Oh cheese Mike brat
Starting point is 01:18:03 I'm alright right now. No, I'm okay Dude so bra oh Brian. Oh, Brian, how are you money? Because I took Chandler. Oh, you lost him again? Dude, he owes me like 300,000. This is why I just bet he owes me 300,000. Oh, I don't know what it is for real, like. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:18:21 You guys are really, like, two million. What? You guys are really, ever pay? What? You guys are really ever paid? Oh yeah, I paid him last time. All right. We're going to like, we're going to definitely like endless bests. It's always the back of mine like, he owes me 300 grand.
Starting point is 01:18:32 You know? I'm like, your was like, endless best, let me know. Right, you're good at knowing things, huh? You're good at betting. I'm up for a grant. Look, this is a betting level, I'm taking dog says. See, this is me, this is me, I'm going to take. I would take Colby. I only based on the fact that it was 2, 2, going to a betting line though. I'm taking dogs here. See, this will be a bet on that. I would take Colby.
Starting point is 01:18:46 I only based on the fact that it was 2-2 going to the fifth last fight. And if Colby wrestles this time, it's going to be a lot closer fighting people. I hate bet on the fight in Peking. Because it gets back to the fight. It's the whole thing. It should be mad.
Starting point is 01:18:57 It's not going to be. I'm doing a base thing. Coming off of the odds. Honestly, Colby coming in. That's who Brian Calon thinks he looks like I would look a bit I would like to look like him. Yeah, there you go Bro, you're you're one sit-up away from looking and you're both far right. You're both right for the eight years I'm not far right. Yeah, get on some tear. I'm not right. Right far right. I'm not far right. Are you? No?
Starting point is 01:19:16 I'm I am very middle of the road you're far right. I mean to Sanctus when you're saying that all you live here I'm as close to I'm probably You're trying to tell I'm fine with Rogan right you said Before I these days you've looked me in the eyes and you've said gay shit Mary You said that what would look me in the eyes and you said gay should not marry you said that And I go Brian that's not and you said I don't give a fuck No, I was like Brian is spreading rumors through things gay shouldn't marry no you're spreading rumors This is no pro game marriage just right Jesus Pro gamer and totally go right to their clues that right fucking now, bro
Starting point is 01:19:52 Brian, oh Pretty libertarian about it. They're close You're both you're both you're both you're middle. That's what it should be I will say if you don't believe in Jesus you're going to help forever Hey, but that's a very extreme. Wow. Well, said you're a Christian. What I'm a soldier of Christ. No, I wish I was I wish I was I wish I was I wish I was I wish I was oh my gosh. Oh, which rampage soldier of God that's his step Jim I was in I was at the Come on Cheeto. Wow. Dude, Jameson's a dyslory on Wednesday
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Starting point is 01:20:53 Oh, whiskey sour. Yeah. For sure. Next time. Oh, I was gonna say Chris, have you done stand-up in Dublin? In Ireland? Yeah. No, it's you. Oh, it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:21:03 It shows. Pull up to my oven 2PM in the afternoon. So I'll have a video of 2PM, 4PM, 6PM, 8PM. Watch this, watch this. Watch this. You can listen to this thing, because you can listen to this, right?
Starting point is 01:21:13 You're doing a big John get hammered. We got pretty smart. The whole, I think, we had a lot of time. Is this you? No, no, so look at this video right there. Watch out. This is a minute. The other one, the other one.
Starting point is 01:21:21 The one extra, the James Galler one. I just started following you. The next one? That one right there. That's James right there in the middle. The one in the other one, the one extra, the James Galler one. I just started following you. The next one? That one right there, that's James right there in the middle. The one in the middle, yes. What's this? This kid, this is his walk out, listen to the crowd. That's the crowd singing the song, that's the song.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Oh wow. What song is it? They're singing it? Not Sweet Caroline. Who's that guy? That's pretty. It's free inside, fuck, I had just, I just had to come out. Is it coming There's singing here? Not sweet Caroline. Who's this guy? That's pretty. It's free inside. Fuck, I had just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just 35 right now
Starting point is 01:22:10 12,000 fans Best crowds I've ever had yes, and I was worried they wouldn't get that and that's a good And no just they just say I was worried that my references like I gave you before I use that I Was worried if it's YouTube Oh wow, my father's ancestors test is a full-blown I mean, I was actually doing it. Cause they're singing too.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Dublin date. Well, a lot of time, fellas. People in Ireland just start singing though. They'll be hanging and then just start singing. That's part of their culture, dude. Did you know that, Brian? They just start singing. Don't talk to me, but Irish history or anything about history.
Starting point is 01:22:39 It's not history, it's just how they are. I'm not hearing anything about culture. Hey, but you talked to us about cars in fashion. I know. But I asked you a question about a car. I'll fucking. I'm not hearing anything. Hey, but you talked to us about cars in fashion. I know But I Car I'll fucking I'll get it right name a type of new Ferrari go a type of new far. Yeah, no, you're stalling See you don't ask the question to question. I know you want you want a type of a new Ferrari Yeah, give me a model the new fron a spider 2.3 What is a great point average? Huh?
Starting point is 01:23:05 Yeah. A spider. A spider would mean it's a convertible. That's not a type of a writing. Right. No, I'm saying you want the name of a... Like a name of a... You want a name of a...
Starting point is 01:23:15 Yeah. A contestorosa. Did you say a contestorosa? I said contestorosa. No, you could've said a koo-tosh and that would've passed for a long time because they just released it. Yeah, so I tried buying it. Did, it's not what we're doing. You did you?
Starting point is 01:23:25 Listen to this. I would love to. I'm invested in this conversation. Thank you. Try buying it because I grew up as a fan of kuntosh as a kid. My favorite. So they'll hey, they'll release it. I'm like, oh, I'll take one.
Starting point is 01:23:36 I saw that. And then I hit my car, and he goes, oh, Bubba, off the lot, they're 1.3 million. Unbelievable. You go like this. I'll have a good day. I went, okay. Have a good day. I went okay have a good day. So what's up? I just didn't respond back the problem is you
Starting point is 01:23:50 If you had the money you would actually buy that I mean you like I mean you pop a kid figured he could he could buy it But he would be a fucking moron You put a band-aid over your cheek drive it and I put spinners on it. Yep, but, and I'm saying, you guys, that's too much for a fight. Why, why do you, especially for that? I'm so fascinated with why,
Starting point is 01:24:12 the Ferrari stuff, you can have two coming, I'll give you a break down of it, off air, why did that? Okay, but no. It's a business plan. I understand. And I like what I appreciate about you, let's go for it.
Starting point is 01:24:21 You actually drive your car. Drive the fuck at him. You drive the fuck at him. Yeah, he does, you having a car sit there. I mean, unless you, Jay Leno, you got $800 billion and okay. There's certain cars you want to sit there. Like you have a law Ferrari or like a certain like Pistas.
Starting point is 01:24:34 I guess. Come on. But because they just, it's like buying a house where you just appreciate it. Right, right, right, right, right, right. It's Frankie's 40 for Christ's sake. Shut up. Wow.
Starting point is 01:24:42 Shut your heart. I just don't want to see him taking out. How would you do against Frankie right now? If I give you 24-week notice, you and Frankie, that's gonna find you. I'm not gonna give you an answer. I'm not gonna give you an answer. Look, look, here's the answer. When you say you like me, because I'm off-fake, I'm off-fake.
Starting point is 01:25:00 I'm gonna give you a fake answer. If we were fighting right now, he'd beat me. If we were fighting. I really actually, if we were fighting right now, he'd beat me. Yeah. If we were fighting when I was training, it's in your prime? Yeah, no then what down to 45 is a lot of B.J. Fucking pen is how I was there he's just unbelievable. He's fucking great on your stud or Ben Henderson Oh, he should have been spent the second time of the first time he's next to Franky's family
Starting point is 01:25:37 For that fight where Kate's side. I went out the house. I'm trying to look to me goes do you think you got this? I go I have them winning the they start celebrating yeah I'm trying to look at you, look at me, goes, do you think you got this? I go, I have them winning. They start celebrating. Yeah, I'm fine. It's fucked. He got fucked.
Starting point is 01:25:47 That's so bad. I went out there to help him train for the second fight. I fought with a South Pole, a whole fuck. I love her. Two weeks of camp. Dude, first guest ever on Food Truck. First guest. Really?
Starting point is 01:25:56 Yep. I didn't know that. He's a stud, man. Gaming great pizza on a country shore. He is one of the greatest fucking people on that map. Oh my God. Hands down.
Starting point is 01:26:04 One of the best human beings you know. One of the best people ever. The best dude. That's awesome. I love that. His wife, him, his, his, his, that's why this family, this are fucking absolutely amazing.
Starting point is 01:26:14 I know, but this is why this is why this is, this is why this is how to. Cheeto is such a great guy. One of my favorite people. He's so fucking nice. Look Josh, I don't wanna see him, I don't wanna see him. Oh real quick, before he goes against you.
Starting point is 01:26:24 Cheeto, he was fighting to pay for surgery for his daughter who was sick. So shut your fucking mouth and move for Chito. I love him, but I love fighters, but I just don't want, I don't want Frank Aggra to take a more damn one. Yeah, I don't want to. I'm afraid he takes him down, let's give him over. Oh, and Chito, is he from Ecuador?
Starting point is 01:26:39 Yeah, he's Tom Cruise out there. They have billboards of him on every bill. Frank, he's just got a wrestle. Frank's got a wrestle, is there? Frank in Ecuador, like he's like Tom Cruise, he can't walk billboards of him on every bill. Franky's just got a wrestle. And Franky wrestles there. And Ecuador, like he's like Tom Cruise. He can't walk the streets. Wow, that's awesome.
Starting point is 01:26:48 They have massive like girls of him. Wow, that's awesome. Fighting so big there, huh? Come on Franky. Let's wrestle. See, I like this guy's tattoos. Yeah, they're all over. There it is.
Starting point is 01:26:57 There it is. Come on. Great take down the fence. I can lose this girl. That's Joyce Rice. She's half black half Korean. Joyce Rice. That's great. That's a great combo. What a great mix. She can sing. I can't hear it. Oh, that's Joyce Rice. Who she's half black half Korean Joyce rice. I'd be great
Starting point is 01:27:05 That's a great combo. What a great mix. She can sing. I can't hear it But she can say that's for the canelo card. The walk out starting starts at nine. It's only 8 30 All right, we'll see wow But by the time they walk this national is about 10 minutes. Yeah, then when they walk out you know 10 15 Brad Garrett's Oh And then when they walk out you know 1015. Yeah, I don't care about that Brad Garrett's Oh Come on played Brad's club and come off Frankie. I Have not know Brian. I heard it. What's that about? I heard it's good. Brad Garrett's club in Vegas. I'm not playing
Starting point is 01:27:37 I love I love I love Brad too. He's a good guy. Yeah, he's. Yeah, I don't know him. I get a moment is great I've got a old no no white Keith. Yeah, he's the shit. I love him Keith. I'll always be loyal to no guys He's great. Yeah the best And and good clubs I mean wise guys like the white guys and Vegas is great Vegas is tricky man unless you're like Jay Leno or some shit. Yeah, I said I mean not for me, but yeah Okay, no, it's no I just like Jay Leno or some shit. Yeah. I saw it. I mean, not for me, but yeah. Okay. No, it is tricky.
Starting point is 01:28:06 You know what I'm saying? It's right. How the fuck am I going to watch? You should do fucking nine million things. You also compete with like Selene Dion. Yeah. Well, that's for me. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:28:14 Yeah, they're like Jesus is at the tropical. Oh, we're going to Jesus. No, that's what I got. When I was there, it was like this. Yes, yes. The Michael Jackson hologram was going on. When you were there? Yeah, the Michael Jackson. Yeah, for Frank. We'll see Michael Jackson holograms going on when you were there. Yeah
Starting point is 01:28:31 Me he's fine. Yeah, he's fine there. I don't even even invent a hard guy That was my promotion for a day. I go see Michael Jackson. Yeah I'm a watch Kobe coming to come and take come and take him coming to nm 10 10 10 10 10 God I Hey I got excited I don't know how I'm supposed to watch that outside of my and this fucking fight. I can't handle it That's too much for a mind on that line dude. Like you try to get his words out of my mind It's a problem. Sorry. That was fucking hilarious. I need to concentrate on both fights before you bet against Kayla plant His daughter passed away when she was like
Starting point is 01:29:06 one of high-school children. I know, I'm gonna put up death so much. You better go out, how dare you? Okay. So he promised to be World Champion when he won the World Championship belt, what straightened it to the Gravesite. Wow.
Starting point is 01:29:17 This is not the fight that you need. I love Caleb. I'm sorry. That's why I wish I wasn't better than him. Give it a bigger though. But if Canelo knocks him out, Brian need my fucking money. I know that. I'm aware. Now I'm a head, Bubba, I'm a head, I'm I wasn't better. Give it a bigger though. But if cannellanoxamilpower, I need my fucking money. I know that.
Starting point is 01:29:25 I'm aware. Now I'm ahead, Baba, I'm ahead. I'm ahead four grand. I know when you went and got Jesus' time, you owe me three grand, three hundred grand. No, no, I'm ahead three grand. You owe me three grand. He's got his neck, he's a tearing man.
Starting point is 01:29:35 And I mean, I'm gonna eat three grand. I'll open the room, I'm gonna eat three grand. I'm just so gonna receive these from home, man. Maybe up through 50. What is this? Now people are gonna be like, where are we at, though? I think what I lost last campaign. I'm ahead I'm up. I'm up. What fight do we bet on last companion? Oh, I took Cory the underdog
Starting point is 01:29:53 So and then Losh Chandler great fight though What other fight do we bet on just this once now now tomorrow? Colby bring so we have come up come on with us men Colby coming in your taking Colby I gotta take hold I got to take hold I think I've been on that but it's a tough one what do you take I'll do it I'll take
Starting point is 01:30:09 Usman really I'll you forgain yeah I'll take Usman forgain you'll forgain they want to double out I don't want the whole thing yeah yeah Jesus Christ I mean Usman's not that bad I can def see Kobe winning I see
Starting point is 01:30:21 Kobe winning too I'd rather break even though you know I think I think Usman gets a dumb but I think I can see Kobe winning I see Kobe winning too. I'd rather break even though you know all right I think I think it was one gets a dumb but I think I can see Kobe winning. Oh Dude the baddabee December 10th when we do this again, and you got fucking oh my god He's kicking up his ass out of them Yeah They're really taking it from all angles here Chris that's good you should do color commentary. I feel like those guys that are like
Starting point is 01:30:45 I mean their foot in football and baseball like Joe Buck those guys are here we go bottom of the night There we go batters up here. We'll swing in a miss those guys are kind of going to the weekend Now yeah, like also like like journalists and like those like like suit and tie guys are having a way site Yeah, she has got like Pat McAfee got like Rogan like yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean What's going on with the guy from Mark? Side retired. I don't know, somebody said yeah, so what was he got hit up with some,
Starting point is 01:31:10 some pieces of art. Well, yeah, but there's no charges though. It's just no, there's no like evidence of anything. But have you seen what he's doing? Like, Portanoid's going hard on the paint. So apparently this is a couple, first of all, he's showing all the text he got, the DMs he got from that one girl.
Starting point is 01:31:24 The one girl who said that, like she kept saying no, he goes, then why would she text me afterwards and try and hook up with me again? I'll do, there was a, I don't know exactly what happened to him. He's got so much, he goes hard because he's got all the, and now apparently, he's no punk.
Starting point is 01:31:36 The owner of, this is what I heard, the owner and some investors of business insider shorted the stock or something that of 1.2 billion dollars. The company that bought bar stool. That's very suspect to me. Yeah, they're motherfuckers. I mean, it's like, you know, you know, yeah,
Starting point is 01:31:53 it's like, wait a minute. Well, like, like, what noise, it's like, what noise, it's like, what noise, they've been trying to cancel me for years. He's like, so this is the first time that. And then he's also like super kind of right and he's been on Fox News and stuff. So when those woke left go after him, they're gonna come man.
Starting point is 01:32:06 That's where they fought. Oh yeah, that's what they did. Here's what's interesting about him. He's already made his money. You know what they're like? Yeah, he's already sold the company. He's out. Yeah, but that's what like politics.
Starting point is 01:32:15 He's not going out without a fight. I'll tell you that. Well, that's what Aaron Rodger said. He was like, the left is gonna try and cancel me. The right's gonna champion me. I don't give a fuck about any of them. Yeah. Fuck off.
Starting point is 01:32:24 I'm still gonna be the quarterback. I'm still making millions fuck about any of them. Yeah fuck me the quarterback. I'm so many millions. That's right. It's a PMBP. You can win. Green Bay is not going to touch you. You're not going to spend eight months. You can't if you're in Rogers.
Starting point is 01:32:32 You're not going to take out it. He's too good. He's on the Bible. No, yeah. I honestly believe it's going to be between them and the ramps being the champs. Agree. Rams just got von Miller. I know.
Starting point is 01:32:44 But who's going to, where's the OBJ going? I think he's I think he's I think you're a Money though I'm a little bit of thing other I think he's right. Yeah, he was she's fam. He was she's fan Vom Miller is in middle linebacker outside linebacker. Oh no my position. Oh, what I'm Oh, the back in June's got released they cut cut him by the browns, they cut him. They cut him, they ever get him. Why? He wasn't playing his hard play.
Starting point is 01:33:08 And then there was like, I don't know. They say these little toxic, they say those stuff. But are you happy with them? Yeah. In the NFL? Yeah. Talks like in the NFL?
Starting point is 01:33:17 Yeah, he's not a team player, because he wasn't getting a ball. He wasn't getting a ball. He wasn't getting a ball. I'm out right now. You fucking stuff. You fucking NFL. You shut your horror mouth with that nonsense. Come come on bro. He's like oh my god
Starting point is 01:33:27 In a fell really fuck who do I thought Can't look at it. It's just hilarious. Kila plant best beard and combat sports come on some of those daggers stands have great bears But I like it. Yeah Dude your book, uh, Frankie Edgar is doing just fine But, uh, Frank Edgar is doing just fine. He's a fucking stud. He's a fucking stud. Did he still have his UFC gym out there in New Jersey? Yeah, he's opening up now.
Starting point is 01:33:52 The one he opened up in Jersey the first one, the new one. Well, the opening was in a weird area. It was. It was a weird area. So now they've gifted him a second one. I know BJ's doing well and why fuck his or kill? He's got five now. Yeah, really?
Starting point is 01:34:07 They'll be six really about the one guys Jim's crush doesn't biz being have one orange County I'm sure he's got two they have to I'm did they give you one? You have one Nork out. Yeah as in they are you talking about the USC? Yeah, they will they yeah your C, they have to partner with the fighters. Like Bizz being has one, BJ Penn has one. All right. I don't know. It's just the main, that's the main box, the Escaler plant.
Starting point is 01:34:31 I'm telling you right now, I'm going to say it again. Caler plant is going to surprise the fight. I hope you're right, Brian. He will. He's just, I didn't realize he's such a stupor. He will surprise us. He will surprise us being in the win. No, he's not going to get the win, but he's going to surprise the fight.
Starting point is 01:34:44 Yeah, he will. He will. It's going to be a it's like one of those any resituations I think this under estimating how good fucking I'm not I think this great. I'll tell you how about I say this I'll finish it okay tell me what you think of this. Oh, I think I think this is a tough one What about I say this? My face hold on do you have it because I'm fired up cuz Chris came up with a McDonald's cop I'm gonna say that and it's like me toffee I did it for you. You got you got a quarter pounder No, bro. I don't eat that shit. Just stop there to get a die co you got it's a fucking coffee Thank that looks like die co you know what I mean. It's like we connect immediately. Let's die co
Starting point is 01:35:21 You got a quarter pound of die co wrap things You got a quarter pound and I caw. Wrap things, I ate it. I ate it cheaply before I came in. He had one of those ice frapped coffee things. Listen me right now, Brennan. This is the toughest fight. I'm gonna get him to take his man. Tom Wall, why wear a mask?
Starting point is 01:35:36 You're gonna do that, close it. No, I don't get it. It's so annoying. If it's some of the people have to wear the masks. It's all in or you're out. All of them are zero, dude. When I saw the Emmys, when the stars didn't have to wear the masks. It doesn't exist. It's all zero. Yeah. You're all in or you're out. All of them are zero, dude. When they saw the Emmys, when like, it's like the stars didn't have to do it,
Starting point is 01:35:49 but the people were handing it. And how about Seth Rogan? What are we doing? No, it's so bad. They got so mad at him. So good. It's so stupid. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:35:56 I got the masks. I'm not even fucking answering. Of course. It's like, hey, we're masks. We're masks. We're masks. We're masks. I'm not. I'm not. I'm back. I'm not having an accident. And I had to have asked either.
Starting point is 01:36:06 And I had, we got COVID and we're back. Correct. I know, bro. I'm pulling through. Don't lick your face. Don't lick your face. I'll lick your face. I don't want to.
Starting point is 01:36:15 Oh, what happened? Oh, I was in the air. Frankie? Frankie? Goddamn us, pretend I was looking at Chris' face. What a stupid thing to say. I was pretending I was looking for Chris' face Shit. I want a stupid thing to say. I was pretending I was looking for his face. I missed the fight.
Starting point is 01:36:28 You got rocks? You got bad rocks? No, not bad. Toppest fight of Canalus Crayer, I just set it out loud. No, toppest fight. Oh, tougher than Triple G? Yeah. Get out!
Starting point is 01:36:37 Alright, that's alright. Dude, this... Jeez. Oh, sorry, the one he lost to me. I was the one who got the one that he used to want to me. Whether or not my bad. Oh, sorry. His pants are ripped.
Starting point is 01:36:47 I thought he lost a triple J. You can see the guy's underwear. You got a lot of controversy. Chris, that's not relevant. No, the guy ripped his pants twice. Hey, is it weird like kind of hope can all lose this? Because at my house, they all just suck his dick. Well, back to the same hometown.
Starting point is 01:37:00 Are you really getting to your house tonight? Is she hears this? Oh, dude. Is she like what? Dude, the chimney. Is your whole family? Is your whole family your house? When he fights, my entire house. Wow. So your house right now is packed? Packed. Oh, you're happy.
Starting point is 01:37:13 Because they're from the same hometown. But your wife is from Italian and Spanish. Christmas half Italian. Correct. So is my son. What else, dude? That's a surprise. Okay. Well, Calvin came and took me to the game. Don't you want? What do you want?
Starting point is 01:37:23 His wife might hurt you. No, he can't. Your son's eye edge, my son will dunk on your dog. Chris, your son's eye. My son says three sentences. All right. I have to be fair. My two-year-old says, chombies, it says zombies.
Starting point is 01:37:34 Dude, kid rock looks weird. Marlon, very bad. Dude, post-moloned guts. Did Rye, what the fuck? Mickey Rock looks weird. Dude, who is that? Oh, that's one of those Latin. Why does he have the thriller jacket on is that Mickey Rook?
Starting point is 01:37:48 Hey, so we were in London for a ball throw it can we go? Oh, let's get there. Here we go. He can't do this rapper. Yeah, yeah huge already was huge with Adele I think so I The elder like a I'm saying used a data. Oh, oh I think I'm saying use the data, though. Who is that? Oh, really? I think. That's those things.
Starting point is 01:38:05 Skeptop? Yeah, Skeptop. He's a huge rapist. He's got albums with the other kind of stuff. Skeptop. He's like, con-game. He's like, oh, other people. Skeptop.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Oh, and these are, he's got songs all these guys. He's huge. He was with the huge, huge. He was with the Delphur. Was there is, right? No, there was, there is. Adele was with the, the engine. I had no idea they were dating.
Starting point is 01:38:24 Adele was with the agent of Lebron James now okay here agent of Lebron James just say Lebron James agent like he's from fucking like it's hey Lord of the rings hey did you he she is with the agent of Lebron James now hey did you know what I meant though his name's Rich Paul dude that's rich
Starting point is 01:38:44 that's good Paul's gonna be a rapper. It's gonna Well rich Paul there they are together and she's lost all the waiting people like she lost all that way I mean to work. She lost the hell dare you get healthy Bro, people are fucking him. Haven't you actually slim out? He lives up those balls take it from here. Yeah, there are heads beef. Holy shit That's caneloas girl. Don't become the poundprount champion of the world and not have a dime piece This you make it up. Yeah, that's a daughter to the left there She's like I'm getting on my daughter like just look at me
Starting point is 01:39:18 This looks like he'd be an ass but dude a red head white skin Mexican and Fucking murder 1919 huh third round to side come off We're dude a redhead white skin Mexican and it's fucking murder 1919 huh third round to side Come on It's tough not root Frank you but I fuck Sorry, I was Frankie that's fair. I gotta pee my pants. All right. Go ahead. Yeah, you're ready. Here we go Shit it to I Oh, Frank I shitted too. I shitted too. Oh, sorry Good thing you have a bag boy. What a night canelo and Camaro there it is there. Yeah
Starting point is 01:39:53 You hear come on saying you'll fight canelo. Look at Frankie with his fucking. You hear that Josh Camaro said he wants to fight canelo box match that idea. Yeah, they ask can only just murder search laughing murdered You get murdered. All of these guys want to do it. We know Francis wants to fight fury. So I understand that. Me too, have we. I do.
Starting point is 01:40:13 I do. I do understand. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say it. When you're talking about this guy. Camarro Cadello's ridiculous. Yeah. Francis, Fury, I'm like, I'll watch that. Fury, I'll watch that.
Starting point is 01:40:22 Fury, I'll watch that. He was starch. Oh, it was too quick. I'm not gonna know what to do. Fury, I'll watch him. He was starch. Oh, it was being stewed quick. I'm not gonna know what to be. Yeah, go take a shaker. Come back. Come on, bro. Come on.
Starting point is 01:40:31 Yeah, take a shaker back. You need a key. But Francis Fury, I'm like, yeah. Francis Lance, I can see that. Yeah. I don't like that. That's what he's trying to do though. Yeah, but you know that's,
Starting point is 01:40:41 you know that's all you have to, that's all you have to do. You're being disrespectful to Fury right now. No, I'm not though Because Francis it's so hard. He lands it could be a problem So does our boy a wilder while the water stops Stop talking about water stop. Well, it's about wild though. Okay, if you want to compare speed though difference Friends got he's faster twitch muscle Francis is a way better chance to knock out wilders. Yes exact water Francis No, no, what I'm saying though is no, what I'm saying is that Francis though the way better chance to knock out wilders here. Yes, exactly. Wilder, Francis, I know.
Starting point is 01:41:06 No, what I'm saying though is, no, what I'm saying is that Francis though has better chance to knock out Fiori. Fiori, I disagree. Not saying better chance, but I'm saying that he can do it. Fiori does what I'm saying. His fast switch,
Starting point is 01:41:16 also will get there sooner. Why don't you have the fundamentals that Fiori does? Wilder will get hit. And if Francis hits you, I don't give a fuck. What else do I do? No, we're not talking about Fiori. I'm talking about, he's not coming out. But what I'm talking about, Fury, I'm talking about Fury.
Starting point is 01:41:27 I'm talking about Fury. Francis can hit him though. If he does, he's faster than Wilder. That's what I'm saying, it's tough to hit him. You want to compare Fury and Wilder? You want to compare the two, right? I'm saying that in Garno, in Garno, we'll be able to touch both Fury, speed wise.
Starting point is 01:41:40 He'll get there faster than Wilder would. And the power translates in that speed. I think a better footage but but while there will go 12 rounds and so lucky out of 12 rounds France will not you know, but you know that's why Francis didn't sign a deal with the UFC Yeah, look this get your fucking Look staff does that count that count? Yeah, it's a take down Now come on judges it might why don't you fucking judge? Look Franky look Franky cuz gonna win this fight I'm gonna count I've been paying attention. I don't know man. He's been doing he's been a drop
Starting point is 01:42:12 Oh, did he get dropped? That's what Kevin said you got to come down so it's one more now I Franky wouldn't first had Cheat the one in the second look at the odds minus five fifty for Cheeto. He's beating the shit out of them guys Good not paying attention Be all right, maybe I'm with you. I thought Frank is doing better, too But we didn't pay attention Hey, but you know that's why France didn't call the art you call the odds though, but guess what it's the one one Minus 550
Starting point is 01:42:39 How tall is Cheeto? 5 is probably 585. Oh shit. He's hurt. Oh Huge win for Cheeto five he's probably five eight five. Oh, she's hurt. Oh, Oh, huge win for Cheeto Was that was that a nice kick push kick face Pushed to face they stopped it immediately No, he's pissed that early stoppers though. Yeah, Cheeto. Yeah, shit. I mean, I don't know man. Let him I'm such a good guy though Frankie is so good, but why tell me Josh. That's why Francis had didn't sign a long-term deal with you see Yeah, because his team wants him to fight Cyril gone win that and then have the option to fight fury or wilder. Hey, you know
Starting point is 01:43:16 What'd you say You think you don't think you I don't think he's a stick around a fight homes out That's a stick around to fight Hamza. That's a big one. Oh, no. Well, you know, that's a surprise. That's what, that's what Dana wants to do though, jump. Yeah, stop that fight. That's a good stop. That's a good stop. You want to do Hamza first.
Starting point is 01:43:32 Very good stoppage. Look at this. It's a good, broken, broken face. That's terrible. Very good stoppage. That's about it. Hell yeah, that ref has a flat top in the canola fight. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:43:41 I want to say, um, but Hamzaod, Nate, like if you're Nate, why would I find this guy? So you build a gap, my last fight. And that, my boy, Robbie at Barstool, was interviewing Dana and goes, people say you're just trying to devalue Nate by getting Homsod. And Dana's like, what?
Starting point is 01:43:58 So I'm just trying to devalue. He lost his last fight. Do we devalue him there when he fought Leon Edwards? He's like, fights a fight. And I agree with this point. He's like a certain point We got to see if you can hang at this higher level. Yeah, if you can't if you can't be a guy like comms out Prachand be here, but I said though But I said those a sure he wants to continue to fight the top guys
Starting point is 01:44:16 That's I think that that ship sailed he's done what it comes of that Neat what I'm saying though is it he's gonna bounce out if I get a fight Jake agree Nate, what? I don't know what I'm saying, though, it's what Nate is saying. He's gonna bounce out. He's gonna fight Jake. Agreed. Yeah. We're off, fight Jake. And if Nick get out of his conjuring, he'll fight Logan. If you have two of them, I agree with him. Yeah, I am.
Starting point is 01:44:33 They're gonna make way more money doing that. Were you the one to break that news, Nate? I told you that's the next thing, yeah. I'm not, I'm not saying that that's gonna happen. What I'm saying is, I really believe it's gonna happen. That's where we make the most money. That's where we get that most money. That's where exactly I'm gonna say I was a committed to like oh you know, so the
Starting point is 01:44:49 I don't I don't for you know, I'm a Jake and Logan fan their friends, but I don't like Jake First, how are you fans? He won the suit. I know I know Logan well. I don't know Jake Well Logan's or you would what I know you so we're the Lagan rules of the Logan thing with the the Japanese Dangies day twenty-twenty years old. I don't know how we all make up. I get I love that's business Okay, respect good guy. I don't like Jake first. Nate. That's a terrible fight for Jake Yeah, terrible fight. What are all this Jake first Nick? Terrible fight even worse. Why? Their monster's do this. The volume they put in like, and through you.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Wait, who, boy, would they make money? We're talking about Jake and Nate. Jake for his Nate, is Jake and Nate. Terrible fight for Jake. Yeah, you mean Jake, Jake Paul? Yeah. Yeah, Nate. That's what we think's gonna happen.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Really? He has one fight left on his contract. They only give Nate, Hamza, Nate, Nate's like, no, Nate's like, fuck you. Nate's taken money. Well, the money's Jake, yes. Just take one fight left on his contract they only give Nate homes out and they make nice like money well the money's Jake yes so hold on hold on oh yeah he's been chasing all the other Jake wants to fight
Starting point is 01:45:52 ds and and you think they did or when you don't do own horses if we don't see the the uh you're gonna do the naz the i mean the uh you are you are you are you not are you a Lex? Nas little ex? Nas little ex. Hey, hey,
Starting point is 01:46:09 Hey, Hey, Big killer Jones. Dude, Hey, Bro, it was about to be row central. I was cocking all of my I'm ready.
Starting point is 01:46:18 Hey, Are you burnt Reynolds from Mars attacks? Bro, Bring it up, Chin. Bro, I hit it. Hit it.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Are you burnt Reynolds from Reynolds from Boogie Night? Dude chin bro. I hit a chin hit it. Are you burnt? Reynolds from Reynolds from boogie night dude. Why do you dress like that if it's a rose from you know I like fashion? Yeah Chin put it I I Burnt Reynolds from fucking Marley and I I guarantee that I Whatever Lil ex I guarantee that I Whatever
Starting point is 01:46:46 Nas Lil ex He doesn't vouch for me. He fucked it. He fucked it. I fuck. I'm still on it bro. I'm still on it I'm asking bro D.F. Horses because if you don't I play video games. I have horses in the video games and take that no This is fucking ill are you a barker? You know I got i got a costume face anyway thank you i have other stuff put put the fight back on please chin for god's sake the fight oh yeah for god's sake yeah yeah you do look like britt Reynolds from oh yeah okay so it is two forty five in the first round for canelo verse uh who cares about that oh yeah he was was all-time. Oh she can't have just dropped him. Oh my god. Why is that the powerful victory? He's good man. Oh while you did do a tour. A tourie. A tourie is good. What's that? Sorry strong guys with a broken heart.
Starting point is 01:47:34 You see camp right there. The champ is in the house. Oh, you look young. That's Zach Efron. Oh my god. Zach Efron. Oh and David Tell. Talk about hurt Reynolds. Look at Zac Efron. Oh my god. Oh, David tell talk about rentals. Look at Zac Efron He's more fin to bird rental. This guy's becoming burt rental all right. Hey Chris. Is that your own merch? Oh, yeah, do it. Come on. No, no, I sorry strong guys. Yeah, dude. Well, I'm strong. I know I'm sorry I wrote Rose Rose I'm sorry for what I don't know the reference. Well, he's saying no because I work out heavy Oh, sorry guys. There's a new guy in town. I'm sorry about your heart. I broke your heart. Okay.
Starting point is 01:48:10 I think you were wrong. myself You don't know where do you live? I live in in West Hollywood. What? What? I live in West Hollywood. You live in West Hollywood. You live in West Hollywood. Ah, I live in West Hollywood. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:24 How do you do? Yeah. Makes sense., I live in what's Hollywood, yeah. Oh, you do. Yeah, makes sense. His neighbor, his neighbor's serenal williams. Yeah, I know, yeah, she was, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she moved there, right? She moved in, I moved. I used to live in a way. She's a serenal williams, she's a neighbor.
Starting point is 01:48:38 Oh, she was never there though. I fucking love her. Yeah, she's great. Never fucking ever saw her once was never there. Probably had a great experience there of all time. Yeah, if you care about tennis, sure. Yeah, she's great. Never fucked ever saw her once was never there. Probably has the greatest in a glare of all time. Yeah, if you care about tennis, sure. Oh, wow. You know what?
Starting point is 01:48:49 I respect that. I just felt like that. I just felt like that. I was more of a burn for a burn. I felt so. Does he show into tennis? I love that. You're back in and shit, right?
Starting point is 01:48:56 You guys know how it works, it's fine. You're back in and shit, right? My back in and shit, right? My back in and shit, right? My back in and it's crazy. Show me. Oh, wow. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 01:49:04 Most dominant fighter of all time could be most dominant fighter dominant yeah Anderson Silver in his prime no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no And Anderson silver like now fight was close up until oh Damien Maya. Yeah later on in his no My own and seven silver did what they coach. No, Damien mine didn't touch Anderson stuff on that fight didn't touch him Engage he was't beaten up. But, but, it was a horrible fight. He was still, he was still,
Starting point is 01:49:48 Patrick Cote. Patrick Cote. He was still, he was still, he was still, he was winning that fight till yesterday. Yeah, I know, but then he got submitted. Oh yeah, who, who, who,
Starting point is 01:49:56 who be could be, who be could be, who be could be, who be could be, several question, Brian, who be could be, get him, who be could be, who be could be,
Starting point is 01:50:04 who are rarious could be, they didn't take could be could be get him would be good to be who would be who would be who are around us could be if they didn't take off there's there's already that take off that homeboy did from New York what's that I don't like to have a point no but he really did I'm just saying it's a good opportunity to engage you on the first round hold on oh my guys no no just game in the end in the end in the end I believe it was just in his prime Anderson Silva not better in car wash Because you never lost a present bunch of stuff out of the room. He fought chill Sony. He's fair around for a Lost
Starting point is 01:50:34 You just say You said he didn't lose around is so great. You know, I do because I had a fair No, you know, it is you had you ever had the older brother, the little brother situation go on? We're like, you know, like one guy can just smash the other and let the others keep going at it. No, that, that thing on your nose is. I fucking love this. This is what I need to witness this.
Starting point is 01:50:55 It's shit. No, from Kiss and Fighters eyes. That's what it is. You know, the thing on your nose is, careful. Shit. Okay, I just want to be real. Me and me, I like to be real. Okay. But the thing on your nose, it's Shit. Okay, I just wanted to be real. Me, I like to be real. Okay, but the thing on your nose, it's all good.
Starting point is 01:51:07 And I want to be respected. I had to do it. Is this the real side of the table? Cause I feel like that's the real. I sort of was saying it's wrong, but it's real. It's wrong. It's wrong. You're saying nose, what's that supposed to fight?
Starting point is 01:51:17 It's shit. Yeah. From kids and fighters assholes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I got a car for us. We're 20, come back to this. I wanna come back to this. That's a good one. You got it. That's not as good as this one, but that car's good. It has to be. Wow, dude. Look at the tassels, man, you know? Dude, look at Caleb Plant landing.
Starting point is 01:51:53 Look at the tassels. That's cool with my cowboy shirt. That would be really cool. Look at Caleb Plant. Look at Caleb Plant. Keep in his hands. He's got a shock show. A worse commentary.
Starting point is 01:52:01 He's got a shock show. A worse commentary. Caleb Plant. Look at that. Oh, I told you that. I told not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:52:08 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:52:16 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:52:24 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yes he is and he's not hearing it. Chees. It's hard to hit. Brian, nope. You're talking like we disagree. No, I know, these guys both disagree. These guys go agree with you. I agree with you. We agree to you.
Starting point is 01:52:32 We agree to you. We agree to you. We agree to you. You're on this. You're on this. You're on this. You're supposed to let me realize what you're doing. I'm gonna do a funny one.
Starting point is 01:52:39 Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. Let me kill a person. I'm gonna shot. Look at this. Caleb plants not hearing a peep out of him. At this point, honestly, he said he'd put his game.
Starting point is 01:52:48 It's a second round. I know, it's the second round. You're a little too excited for that. Oh, shit, he's forfeited. I'm gonna hide his gonna play out. Let's stay out of the place, Alcon. Look at how he plays out. He's a great boss.
Starting point is 01:53:04 He has to be an Ocho. The tassels were there to distract the opponent. Dude, look at this. Watch Caleb plant fight, guys. Dude, it's the salad. He's around, yeah. And we're also all watching. I know, but he's watching, though, he says. But I've got such an eagle eye. Yeah, that is true. I'm a sucker for promo fight.
Starting point is 01:53:17 Oh, Brian, you should yell at Cannell to keep his eye on him. I want to, yeah. I love when you do that. But dude, look at Caleb plant's faux work and how he gets out of the pocket like that Look it's pop up up. Look at all general general Look at this hot pop just feeling you out feeling you out. Look at this nothing. Nothing. I'm about to shut Nothing nothing great hook. God. He's got that fucking great Philly shell defense. Nope. There's no
Starting point is 01:53:41 Transitional stuff. No, I'm saying I'm saying Kayla. Nope. He's got that filly shell. Nope. He's got that. He's got that. He's got no Tennessee. That doesn't matter. He's still He's fighting the way, um, um, Mayweather did look at that. Look at that. Look at this. Oh, oh, oh, Maybe we're the other thing. You never got hit that much. He's not getting hit guys. It's coming off his shoulder. You guys are in a shit. No, I'm talking about Caleb plant. Look at this canelo Now this fight here, which ropes not my juniors is amazing This is hang way I don't like how many excuses way ladies making grow coming in this Does it do it does anyone dress worse than ring the ring guys like the fucking guys that come out like this? All right, all right, right, right yeah says my buddy. He wants me to have you do this I don't know from this from this thing. What me to have you do this I Oh no
Starting point is 01:54:25 Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no
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Starting point is 01:54:40 Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Hey, hey George Samir says hello just like how he said hello We did the movie you did do is it from the movie you did were you in the movie? I'm a fan of yours But I just didn't know what I get in the character right away. Yeah, that was really actually That the wedding chapel. Oh, you're in the movie you're in the, that was really actually He's at the wedding chapel
Starting point is 01:55:05 Oh, you're in the wedding chapel It's two minutes I gotta ask you Dude, my friend My friend Oh, your friend actually Oh, my friend, he's telling me No, he wants you to do
Starting point is 01:55:14 He wants you to do Wait, it's two minutes ever of your life You want you to do this? Hold on You Josh, fuck you Josh Thompson Fuck you Josh Thompson Brian, my friend's texting He wants you to do a rough There's no more rally on this side of the table, buddy I to fuck you, Josh Thompson. Brian, my friend's texting. He wants you to do a-
Starting point is 01:55:26 There's no more, I'm just telling the table, buddy. I'll fuck you up. He wants you to do this. He says, kiss a fighter's asshole. Hey, fuck you, Chris. Fuck you, Chris. Chris is doing it. No, Chris.
Starting point is 01:55:38 And your friend didn't say that. No, my friend said it. I don't, you're being shitty. Tell me his friend's name right now, okay? Speaking of shitty, he just texted me. He's speaking of shitty. He's a fighter's asshole. He just texted me. What's being shitty. Tell me his friend's name right now. Speaking of shitty, he just texted me. Speaking of shitty. He has some fighters asshole. He just texted me.
Starting point is 01:55:47 What's his name? Tell me what are your friends name? You're making it up. Jail Saunin. You man, Jail Saunin. Jail Saunin. Jail Saunin. Jail Saunin.
Starting point is 01:55:56 Jail Saunin. That was good. Quick, I'm a fly. Yeah, I'm good with that. That was great. That was great. Look at all Saunin, Joe. Look at fun.
Starting point is 01:56:04 Joe Saunin. Look at Caleb Plant. Look at Cati and Metsude. I'm Joe's son of Joe. Look at Kyle's son. Look at Caleb Plant. Look at Kyle's damage dude. I'm just telling you bro. Keep saying look at Caleb Plant. Look at him. You should so much that says look at Caleb. Oh, oh, upper hook back.
Starting point is 01:56:14 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you get up her hook, upper hook. Cover cut. Cowan, you get a little bias over here, man. I am, you get a little bias over here. You get a little bias over here. There's money on them, I get it. But now you know what it is also his body. Brian likes body.
Starting point is 01:56:26 How do you make these big years? Brian, how do you let him talk to you in these devabets? No, he, that's the thing. I took my bag. You got this guy. Yeah, I got this guy. Oh god. Not to win, but to last.
Starting point is 01:56:37 Not to go to 12. Yeah, to go 12. Wow. That's what I'm saying. Not to win. I'm not betting against the last. Oh well, she's a Barbara's Brian Kellant. She doesn she does. Oh, god. She is a she is a very She's an animal though. Oh, she's such a different level man. Different level. She's a big roadie to them. Oh, man
Starting point is 01:56:54 I want to get crypto calm. I'm just sucker It's Chris You can't buy things when the sponsors get Chris man, they really get me man I see him walking here with a monster dude. Look him shaking look at him saying now you didn't hit me The last on K. Leophan. He's greatness. Hey, can we just call this like how much more entertaining is the UFC high level than boxing? You tell me this is good as Justin Gachy Michael Taylor That suck my But I but at this level I love watching boxing. No, I don't get wrong. I fucking love boxing. I know it as far as entertainment value
Starting point is 01:57:28 Yeah, young So I'm so he me I'm saying hey, I see and that's obvious I agree that's obvious Wow So my producer for our podcast. Hey hit him up with Hey, and that's obvious that's obvious. Wow. Yeah, I know that means but it's no idea What does it mean? Tell me tell me means that that's obvious. Wow, yeah, I don't know what that means, but it's a new idea. What is it? No, there's no tell me tell me it means that that's obvious I used to be a fucking I guess Oh, yeah, hit about hit over this thing. That's obvious Chris
Starting point is 01:57:52 You're like a vine thing right? I'm fine, but his vise still around no Get it now Ryan was huge on vine God damn it Chris hey, this is not I don't like that I'm being shit. I'm watching this fight. I can't come back with witty come back because I'm too involved in the fight. Oh, man If there weren't fights, oh, I'd be fucking Yeah, yeah, but you know, I got a Rosa Wale. Well, okay, I always have Rose But if really smart she wrestles Rose because she's so much stronger now, and now what about rose? You follow her zero. What's that you follow? Henshiro no training her, but yeah, he's training her now. He's a wrestling.
Starting point is 01:58:29 He's gonna wrestle Rose. Rose, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the third, fourth, fifth rounds. So yeah, she's got knockout power, see all this stuff. If Willie wrestles running in the first two rounds, slows her down and Willie doesn't be nervous. I'll give you a chance to be nervous. I think she has, remember, you look at the fight, right? When she fought Yawanna, Waley, she lost the first two rounds. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:59 She just started taking over. And that's, you're just about, Yawanna, not some chump. Yeah. And Rose was known to slow down in the later rounds the later hours Rose we're gonna knock out power though yeah Rose Rose is phenomenal but I do think if if you're in ways can't be say wrestle wrestle wrestle use your strength sure hey Chris I don't like him make colors you I know I know are you watching can't plants like like catch catch canelo in the face you watch you have a question How you gonna buy a far is just like gray with great you watching you like buy this sweater
Starting point is 01:59:28 Yeah, everything on top of the first round don't come underneath the pop right you see these guys Yeah Kaila plan is a different box or I'm telling you you're watching greatness you're watching Friends like no you're right there. There's Chris you know how I'm God damn this is a good. Yeah, sit next to, uh, you know, Mr. Colour, what do you do? You guys are good. You guys are good. You guys are good. Raw, raw, do you? Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw,
Starting point is 02:00:11 raw, do you? Raw, do you? How would we never thought of you? How would we not? Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, Oh, let's go roast I'm a Gross Fucking cowboy sure it's come a love it. Yes bring out bird Reynolds there we go. There we go I just saw the Side base he hasn't touch kill I just agree to
Starting point is 02:00:36 Model love. I love do care plants on his back. I'm telling you That's a matter of fact He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back. He's on his back foot on his back foot. He's catching leather shoulders. You don't know boxing. What did you say? He's catching leather and shoulders. He's not. He's investing in the body, dude. Listen, mate. This is boxing the first six rounds. I understand.
Starting point is 02:00:52 I understand. It's like making investments in. If you're the deer fighter, though, Kallen, feel the bigger fighter. Yeah. He can push around, my guy. Is it on you? He's not getting pushed around.
Starting point is 02:01:00 He is, though. He would be on his back foot. He was getting pushed around. He's not a counter fighter. You guys don't know shit about angles. Not the one who should have gone. Come on though. He would be on his back. That's what he was getting pushed around. He's not a counter-fudge. You guys don't know shit about angles. Not the one who's gonna shoot a fight. He's gonna shoot a fight. Don't talk to me about angles.
Starting point is 02:01:09 If I fight you guys, I'm over here. I'm over here. I don't stand, I'm not in the center line like you fucking guys. I'm not down the pike. I'm always catching angles. There's nothing.
Starting point is 02:01:18 It's nothing. He's rolling those shots. He's winning this round. Look me in the eye, you're telling that nonsense. Look me in the fucking eye. You tell me that nonsense. I hold me the center line like you. I can't hide. You tell me that nonsense. I can't hide. I can't look at you.
Starting point is 02:01:27 I can't look at you. I can't hide. I love you. Too much of an legend. I can't. I love it. I like saying, I like being a little sassy with you, Josh. Of course, of course.
Starting point is 02:01:36 Oh, man. Two great fights. I know at the same time. It's kind of a bummer. It's a problem, but you're watching fucking history with Kayla Plant. You got to realize it. Look at this. He's catching him. Oh Oh my god Rolled it
Starting point is 02:01:52 I mean rolled it job. She got a watch Oh, hey, I liked that you think killing pants went in this fight. He's right. He's running this fight. Oh He's down on the score. Look at it. He's not down. Is he? Yeah in the fight. He's winning this fight. Oh, he's down on the score. Look at his. He's not down. Is he? Yeah. Not 100%. No. Backwards like that. Okay. Now watch. So you're talking because you're talking about how Canelo is pushing him back. Yeah. And he's the bigger fighter. Right. Right. But you said on his back foot, he'd be on his back foot.
Starting point is 02:02:18 I find on my back foot. Oops. Right. Though, because I was talking. So, so he's on his back foot if he's, what's this? Ooh, okay, no, he's both gonna agree, you made it to mistake, and you did it twice, and you did the same mistake twice, right? Back to the back, ooh, right?
Starting point is 02:02:33 No, we don't wanna do that. Right, hey, hey, we don't do that to each other. No, we don't do it to each other, because we're brothers, okay. When you do that, what you're saying to me is, I'm not in your family, yeah, I am. Now, this is a rerun, right?
Starting point is 02:02:44 It's just happened, this is a replay? It's a replay is I'm not your family. Yep. Now this is a rerun, right? Yeah. Is it just happened? It's a replay. It's a replay. I'm watching slow motion. So why would you interrupt me during a replay when I'm in the middle of a car? Because you already saw it, right? Okay.
Starting point is 02:02:53 So that's kind of three oops is in a row. No. And that's so hot. All right. I'm just watching. Dave's going well. Where? Where?
Starting point is 02:03:01 He's going to say. I can't believe you. The goat. He's there. He's always there. He always there. You have see fights. Hmm. He's that both right now That's how much of the goat here. He did he's a private jet to the main event. Hey. How fucking good is he? He's great He's great. That last special was unreal. Unreal. You know who I heard New hours the best you're gonna see here's Luis. He can oh the one one he did, I haven't seen it. The one that's supposed to come out. Oh, that's the thing you want.
Starting point is 02:03:26 Yeah, I heard it's on fucking real. Are we on the back of the bag? Are we on the back of the bag? What? With Luicy K? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Dude, I don't know anything about it. I have nothing else.
Starting point is 02:03:37 I don't know anything about it. I already got canceled. I want top five. Now he's back. The Dave Chappelle, that last one, did you see the last one? Yes, that's it. Last one, yes. That's all I saw. Last one was fucking crazy. The Dave Chappelle. That last one, did you see the last one? Yes, that's the last one. Last one, yes.
Starting point is 02:03:46 That's the last one. Last one was fucking great. I was playing it on every word. Me too. In saying. Yeah, he was great. It was great, man. I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:03:54 Like, is that story true? I'm his friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, yeah, that's true. Brutal, brutal, man. Brutal. Yeah, brutal.
Starting point is 02:04:02 Sad. And at this point, it's anyone's fight. Hey, you know who else I hear has just a banging hour? Every club I go to, I go, who has been here, they name all the all our guys? I go, who is the best I've seen? Every single club. Thank you. Every single club.
Starting point is 02:04:16 Chris Lyon. But when they say Chris. But after you, Rodilio Santino. Really? Dude, no, I mean, I don't mean to say really like that. He's great. He's great. every single club owner does
Starting point is 02:04:27 San Tino hands down That's the last name first name You know dumb this thing ever dumb is there a friend in centino San Tino Andrew bad friends Bobby Lee he's on that show With little dicky gay I always told Andrew I was like dude Andrew Santino, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Starting point is 02:04:47 I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Starting point is 02:04:55 I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Starting point is 02:05:03 I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't hurt too because I can't remember you're on the way I'm like come on let's just be real communist thing she's trade of sense she she's the first generation American what's the document you get all yeah I get it I get it I get it I get it I just get that's when I watch don't fuck this is this be real people people oh
Starting point is 02:05:24 tell me how much pressure is on white wailey from the Chinese get a lot much a lot of government. Yeah, yeah I'm really excited to open up the institute there like it's a lot on my name another Chinese fighter Yeah, they're like oh, yeah, Jane Lane and then There's some other girls some girl female ones. Yeah, come really good gruffie. No, that cheese Chris poppin Man, this cheese is so good honestly. Oh that jacket is just jack c'mon Who makes that jacket Chris? God so hard to watch to fight it one time It's impossible. My eyes are going crazy. I know it's such a problem
Starting point is 02:05:58 We don't watch either. Oh man Kailpana is just making a mess you shut up making a mess Fuck kill plan is just making a mess you shut up making a mess Don't make fun of I'm a little sensitive about my fucking like burn. No, it's sensitive What fighters asshole when you kiss them? Shit no, no, I'm not gonna no the fighter shit All right be quiet. You are healing up fast. So what is it? I'm bad right? Yeah, I had a like a like a sunspot Cancer, I don't like the way it looks. So I was cancer. Yeah, it's cancer. They burn off It's what everyone gets. So it doesn't turn into cancer. Oh did they say it could be? Oh, we got a question
Starting point is 02:06:33 It can't be yeah, really? Yes, I think they're hustling. You just get money. No, I've been I had a cat come on Rose Come on Rose. Did you save it? You should keep it keep the keep the little thing on your the ward? No is a ward You know what I know Look at look at fucking rose nama juneus give it back to her Guess what rose nama juneus better. She's gonna win this fight. Is it weird me and Chris have longer here than both of them right now? Here comes for wrestling Neepick knee pick neepick whoa Nassia on the ground
Starting point is 02:07:03 Good guard her guard outside that I get she'll get up though She's nasty on the ground. Good. It's just built down the ground. We're good. Her guard. Outside that. She'll get up though. The benefit of her is the out there. Her triangle's filthy. Her arm bars are good. Hmm. Here's about her leg attacks.
Starting point is 02:07:18 That's that skinny person to choose. All legs. All legs. God, there's a lot of great fighting going on right now. There's a lot of great fighting going on. And we're in the sixth round, Brendan. And you're watching Caleb Plant catch Canelo in the face, Bob.
Starting point is 02:07:35 Bob, he's catching him. He's not winning this fight. Bob, I'm telling him we're Caleb Plant fan. I'm telling you right now. Dude, look at that body shot. He's catching Albuquer. He's catching. He's catching. Bob, you see how Caleb dude, look at that body shot. He's catching up with two guys. He's catching two guys. He's got a couple of guys.
Starting point is 02:07:46 He's telling you how he looks against the ropes, the entire fight. There's a bigger guy. It's very strange. It is strange, but he's just like this. Oh, Brian County leaves. What? That's what he said. He said, I can't take this anymore.
Starting point is 02:07:56 Fuck, Brian. Look at this, though. Now, now, whaling is doing exactly what her game plan is. Yes. But- And I was predicting Rose's submits her from down here, so we'll see. Now she's getting up.
Starting point is 02:08:07 She's saying down again, we're gonna have a long night and boring night. Yep, there you go. Oh, back up. There you go, back up. Break that. Back up, back up, back up. That's that clinch thing.
Starting point is 02:08:17 Oh! With that fucked her nose up. Little bit of her's down here. Oh yeah. I didn't see it. Well, elbow to the beak. Beak. Oh, and can all start to take over cuz it's almost six round cuz that's
Starting point is 02:08:29 His damage crazy. You're saying what is his stamina? Oh, yeah, oh Dallos the data and then goes to work. That's amazing. It's like the Mexican shuffle. It's like aol up up a fucking dialup Take six rounds and then oh, oh god and kill the elbow. Oh, he's gonna finish That's definitely not gonna finish him. Who's definition? Yep. No, well, I don't even really know but Brian you're pissing me off I don't even know what's true, but you're still pissing me off Chris listen. I'm just saying watch kill plant. Oh Dude look it look it look it Rosennom. Oh God dude. Look at look at look at Rosemar. Oh Hard left hook by Canelo. I got it get writing on my back like that. Oh, that'd be sick You should do and it should say watch Kayla plant. Oh, it's this isn't possible
Starting point is 02:09:14 I thought it's a nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, my eyes hurt. I know. Oh, I'm only watching Wow. Yeah, I'm just gonna pick one Someone give me positive. I'm watching the boxing Fucking house can I with this good? How the fuck are you this good pound for pal? Oh, you're oh you're swaying over now. I'm just saying man It's possible. It's just keep it's I'm a pressure Here's your he can stand there and just look at you dude. I knew canola's fighting because when I was leaving the house tonight My girls making floutes wow
Starting point is 02:09:42 Look at this white shit about floutes. I know about floutes. Oh, this, this is so sweet. What's that shit about floutes? I know about floutes. Oh yeah, you know about psole? Huh? Psole, I don't know much about psole. I know about floutes. It's a soup, it's a flout. They're making floutes, psole,
Starting point is 02:09:53 and there's flaming hot cheetos all over your gut, they're about. Flaming hot cheetos, I know about those too. I love them. You don't wipe your eye if you're eating. Dude, don't take your shit within a week. I don't shit anyway, but. Look at this, look at Rose, look at Rose. look at Rose catching her three times in a row like that. Hey, you know what's embarrassing?
Starting point is 02:10:08 Is I eat those flim-hat Cheetos and you know how they get red all of your pants? And then I like to grab my dick when I was TV and I had red marks all over my sweats. Wow. I'm a dick parts. Don't do any of those things. Hey man. Eating flim-hat Cheetos, that's plant white. That's K-L-Planced.
Starting point is 02:10:22 Why, hello. Oh. How did they kill a plant's over Funkanos and he's a fucking night of fights I'm pissed off. I'm gonna watch the replay Brian. What's this? What? Mr. Baba BOOM what about that one? All right, I give you that one now watch this I'm not seeing a lot of Killa plant Because
Starting point is 02:10:43 I'm sorry man like I'm replaced by his I'm, I'm, I'm sorry man, like I'm, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this really wants a fantasy for some reason at the MGM resort. Most low kicks. Oh, Rosen fucking will is swinging. You tell you, I mean, you said a long time ago before Rose's name, he said she's one of the best athletes you ever saw. Monster, man. Wow, monster. Just picked up on stuff or what do you mean by? Chris said that, I said that.
Starting point is 02:11:18 I said that. Chris said that way early. Chris said that really early in my 2006. When she was like in kindergarten. You said that really really my 2006 When she was like in kindergarten they gave it 10 9 saying yeah with a take down make sense This work in all takes over dude. No, I don't know. I don't know. I think I think what happened here is Caleb goes. I figured him out I mean Hell of a fight Oh, Caleb's got his hands up now.
Starting point is 02:11:55 I made this. Wow, we were required for so long. It's so distracting. It's so distracting. It's said nobody can talk. I'm sorry, if you haven't listened, sorry. Hey, you see the score cards being? See the score card?
Starting point is 02:12:04 I do. It's bullshit, it's this. you see the score cars be see the score card. Yeah, it's bullshit It's this we should never do two fights the same time I'm watching the boxing and then I have an earpiece and the other fight look at the way he fuck loads up Look at the way canal. Oh, you make one mistake. No, don't jump on the canal train. I'm just no Ryan slowly Sways over to the fucking yeah, the guy is gonna win not he's all the score card You know, those actually can bring you tonight. Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, see, oh I see the advertiser. They have so much, oh Trozians back now. This is make fun of fighters. Shit, I'm condom depot.
Starting point is 02:12:50 We have Trozian on there. They were one of your sponsors, right, Bob? No, never. I mean fighters, fighters don't wear condoms. Condoms depot, what a fuck, I'm crazy. And they're weird. No, you've seen, like who's fucking that one? Who's fucking that machine you need in the...
Starting point is 02:13:03 Condoms, you need a discount on say right you need a start they that right right like a expensive and like I need to save two dollars wasn't it wasn't good for the TV TV is a game yeah the cheap and then you have to see so hold my bear we're gonna sign Trojan how so yeah right yeah yeah And I hope both these fights don't go to decision I'm on rose kicker in the face On rose kicker look at him stand there look at him stand there. Look at him stand
Starting point is 02:13:30 What is it about thug rose though? She's fucking soup. She's water. She's in and out like water smooth For some about oh She's sexy. She has a like she fights hard. She's got knockout power That's right there's a little throughout the gluts. She's sexy, she has a like she fights hard, she's got the knockout power. That's right there, it's that little throw off the gloves. She's feeling it. I'm coming for you baby. She's feeling it. I'm coming for you.
Starting point is 02:13:49 Really going with the legend. She's a champion. She's a goddamn champion. Kick her in the head again. Yes, please kick her in the head. Please, my eyes are hurting. And then it's going to make the main event go a little longer. Will these tough.
Starting point is 02:14:00 She's going to be there quick. Where do you think is watching? Whoa, shit. What happened? Rose hurt. Rose hurt. Yeah Rose went backwards Yeah, but then when waitings to when those like kicks. Oh, head kick Jesus head kick and she's back That was up rose up The people watching this fight companion who what are they mostly watching UFC? 110%. Yeah, got it. 110%. I mean, you guys,
Starting point is 02:14:29 well, we talk boxing because boxing, this combat sport, we have to cover this. We have to cover boxing because Kennell is the biggest the only big boxing. Like I don't want to go around with anything. We're talking about it, we're not covering shit. I was only covering big MMA too.
Starting point is 02:14:44 I don't know. We have five more rounds in this fight guys. No, oh shit. I'm not really covering big MMA too. I don't know. We got five more rounds in this fight guys. No, oh shit. I'm talking about five more rounds. No, I'm talking about five more rounds. I'm talking about the boxing. Oh, you talking about boxing? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:55 Wow, I want one of them to end so my eyes will recover. I know, I know. I feel like it can heal him. One's on that, one's on that. No, but you're gonna lose one more. I'm good. Oh! No, we didn't bet Rose with it rose no, we did we bet a canelo
Starting point is 02:15:07 I know and I say plants can last this is a fucking great fight with Rose Rose This seems like roses losing. Yeah, oh, she's right. She's gonna hit the Henry's Udo inside trip Oh, she just missed it. Yeah, it's fucking he's got the best inside trip in the game by four hands down Inside oh, she took her down. Yeah Missed it. Yes fucking he's got the best inside trip in the game by four hands down inside Oh, she took her down. Yeah She goes straight to mount and just The leather on out put the fucking leather on I was putting the leather on planty not really He's catching a lot of you very young train. You gotta look bubble
Starting point is 02:15:40 You can't go back stand you can't go back you've already jumped right? Glove and shoulder. How many times do I have to tell you that that's the showgrounds No see glove glove glove don't worry about it relax everybody yeah I don't plan only had nine fights plant is greatness oh shit nice shot oh shit oh the plan for keeps was a dog dude roses for my brother fog and thug. That's her nickname. Fug.
Starting point is 02:16:06 He's disappointed about funny. That's her nickname. I'm so glad for him. You see that? He's got the captain obvious though. You're that fucking tough. Can I was out? Yeah, but you said because the fix is in.
Starting point is 02:16:18 Because the fix is in dude. Oh, okay. Okay, but let me tell you something right now. Fix is in, right? Look at our boy Caleb plan who can just sit in the pocket and not take punishment. Hey, can you come now? I'm not gonna come down.
Starting point is 02:16:28 I'm not gonna come down. I ain't coming to fuck down dude. No, it's not what's happening. You know, it's weird. Yeah, it is. Look at all these fucking. You guys are so fucking on the canals, not it's on the floor.
Starting point is 02:16:39 No, I'm not. I'm not. You're not. I'm looking at the fucking fight and you're like, even you are. You're saying a bunch of shit. It's unbelievable man. You're not seeing anything. Look at fucking fight and you're like you are you're saying a bunch of shit It's unbelievable man. You're not seeing anything look at Caleb just going. I got you. I got you He doesn't have no that's probably a little bit of a gasping for air. Oh, it's not yeah
Starting point is 02:16:54 He's not calling minus four I will say this yeah If you better now it's body shot Body shot on canelo dog deep dog deep Body shot on canelo body shot on canelo dog deep dog deep Say it like that. He is elbow. Yeah, you don't know. We are John. I wish you understood fighting I mean where the guy goes silent toe Just silence, so
Starting point is 02:17:24 Dude where am I supposed to love for real where am I supposed to look? It's tough. I'm trying to do both. I can see both. I'm trying to do both, I can see both. I'm doing both, I feel sick. I close my eyes, I can see both. I wish I had KG eyes. Oh, fuck. Hi, Kick.
Starting point is 02:17:34 How about fuck? Damn, can I just ripen that fun kill body? I don't know, dude. I don't know. Lee Kiv's body is horrible. Lee Kiv's body is horrible. Lee, watch this stuff. I'll let him stay.
Starting point is 02:17:43 I'll let you. Yeah, he just went to bed. Josh, you're half so late and watch this stuff. I let him stay. I'll let you yeah, yeah, he just went to bed Josh you're half Mexican. Yeah So there you go. So you're fucking bias is so apparent. Oh Unbelievable and I look Mexican, but I'm not I know actually more name American than I'm what's you know You want to go yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what was your car's Yeah, yeah, this is where was your car? It was the one. How the hell is that?
Starting point is 02:18:04 I'm a bakery. So my mom's 80% my grandfather's hotter person. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Native America. So I, I'm gonna get my whole 23 of me done, but I would imagine I'm probably somewhere
Starting point is 02:18:14 around 34. We're trying to patchy Navajo. Yucky Indian. Yucka. Yucka. Yucka, not Yucka. Well, why you CCA? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:22 No, no, no. You didn't get a feather tattoo. I tell you about your own nationality info. No, no, no, it, no. You didn't get a feather tattoo. I'm telling you about your own nationality info. No, no, no, it's why you K.I. By the way. Yucky. Yeah, Brian. Yucka, it's not yucka.
Starting point is 02:18:31 It's not like yucka, man. Yeah, yeah. It's okay, it's on the tip of your nose. Dude, man, it's shit all over your nose. You have fighter shit on your nose. Yeah, there's some brown shit on there. Damn, so you're just like, I got a little one you're talking to by the way.
Starting point is 02:18:42 Shut up. Shut up, shut up. No, because you don't, but honestly, from making out with a fighter's ass, yeah out with the fighters ass. Yeah, yeah, it's all good. It's all good How do you how do you walk out with that that jacket on? How do you think? You got that from a fucking You want to know what I got this hilarious. The last thing I heard last thing I heard when they get went when I when I put this on yeah Was will you wear this please? I know again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 02:19:12 Little nonsense was like no, I'm not Okay, dude, I find that's a very little nausea, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. Look, Chris X. So take it off. Or Chris Lilac says, Brent Bryan would say.
Starting point is 02:19:32 But you were like, I'm going to tone. Is that what you did? Yeah, that's what I did when I woke up. Who makes that jacket? Was it expensive? Or did you get it a thrift shot? I don't know. Or I did it.
Starting point is 02:19:42 Sorry. I said you did it. I don't know. I'm doing. Sorry, it's such a thing. I don't know what I'm doing. It's such a thing. I don't really know how much anything is. All right, Chris. It's not in good taste to brag about having money. No, no, no, no, I'm not bragging.
Starting point is 02:19:55 I'm just saying, is a carton of milk? 45 dollars. Okay, Chris, it's not cool. I don't know. It's not just cool to be a fan out of touch. I know, I know. You're acting like a real aristocrat. It's fucking ob cool to be a fan of touch. I'm not under such a thing like a real aristocrat It's fucking obnoxious to say as a man of the people which I am don't say that dude
Starting point is 02:20:10 You're not a man of the people man, and I'm fucking and I really drink your wine. They brush Geater with here with love hook the animal scrawled both of them miss the fucking rose Love hook hit her right in the butt. That's a knockdown. That's a knockdown. That's a knockdown. It looks like it was right in the butt. Hold on a little.
Starting point is 02:20:29 It might have been more off balance because. Hold on a second, there's two of these going on. I thought you were talking about the other. That's so weird talking about boxing. Josh Brennan, say sorry to me for our man. Why'd you ask Chris? Why'd you ask Chris?
Starting point is 02:20:42 And say sorry to take this thing over to you. Say sorry to just landed majorly. I don't believeS. Chris. What's your last Chris? And say, start taking this thing over to you. Say, start it. Say, start it. You just landed majorly. I don't believe that, Bob. He's answering back every time. He's one three rounds max. I'm gonna work on my sh- Philly shell.
Starting point is 02:20:52 That's all I'm doing. Look at that. Look at the fucking. Look at that. Bob Bob. Seeing things that aren't there. It's discipline, Caleb plans. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 02:20:58 Birds are in the ring. Birds are in the ring. I'm not. Seeing things that aren't there. No, that's not true. Tomato monsters. Look at this. Look at Caleb. Plant answering back. Not taking a damage. Look at this. I'm not seeing things that aren't there. No, that's not true. Tomato monsters. Look at this.
Starting point is 02:21:05 Look at Kayla, plant answering back. Not taking a damage. Look at this. Well, you know what's crazy? She's got hit three times. Because they don't have better camera views for boxing. I agree. I agree.
Starting point is 02:21:15 I was like, because they have a guy do it who's out there. I was standing on the back. So the UFC has the cameras all on the cage. Yeah, it's so bad. That's a fucking good point. How are they not figured that out? Like, with the boxes, like with the
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Starting point is 02:21:42 and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the Oh nice thing down take down right there get up Rose Shady of droopter. Oh, she can get her back. No, she ain't shit. Those two go at this point. It's anybody's game Chris good. I'm a commentator. No, oh Chris Rodelia That's such a good nicknets We got one second it's all right. It's good. She's good. She's safe. She's more like guys. Oh
Starting point is 02:22:19 Powerful Mike Tyson. What are you doing? You're doing this whiskey? Now you're at Centauri here. I get Buffalo Trech. You know I'm a way I only do whiskey. I only do brown. I only do brown. I only do brown. This is real good If it ain't brown ain't taking it this damn nice one Is it nice? Oh, yeah, I mean The dollar for dollar yet Let's see the left hook come back Come on, I never came back. I'm telling you he's missing really I'm thinking of the plan. I was you wake up this morning. I decided you did go to the Justin Timberlake
Starting point is 02:22:54 I'm fucking fear was got me confused. There's the second second zipper was seconds of her fashion nice All right fair enough fair enough. Oh. Okay. I don't know honestly I've tried to wear me and you like that before and it just Shines off my head. How does he say you a picture of him? My like in some way like I'm gonna start wearing a I go to the gym for a beach where beanie like what's the Boxing like come on rocky
Starting point is 02:23:23 Let me see about a little man man You don't warm about Chris earlier. But I don't fucking Don't stretch it out with your head. Don't be shitty. Okay, I won't you know what you know me dude I'm a really good friend to you. I go emo brand new. Oh, no, not again, dude. Oh No, that's you right now. I miss her so much. Look at him Heartbreak Central that you right now. I miss her so much. Look at him heartbreak central that you right now Oh 2928 Zang huh? I have it the other way around Go ahead oh someone says 30 27 Zang Wow Jeez what you guys better leave him missing the fight maybe I'm missing the fight. I got rose up. I can be honest. I don't know what's
Starting point is 02:24:08 With that hair was I have rose up to the one that's terrible. He's taking me shit Oh, I'm gonna say guys give me boxing instructions. It's Steve is him boxing instructions right now. Come on Rocky Yeah, that's what you look like I do come on you got the talent to be a great fighter. You said you became a Bob this is what you are Wow Okay, I called it's what you are wow. Yeah, you know what I know yeah, I didn't have a manager Yeah, I had no manager rock. Yeah, you have the same taste But coming out of my cheeks, they're from nails. Yeah. Nails in his gloves.
Starting point is 02:24:46 You look sweet. I don't have no manager. Wow. How are we a manager? I'm 75 years old. No, how much do you look like a fucking guy that is still in acting class in New York City? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I damn it. And you see him at the gym and you're just like off for fuck's sake. It's this guy And he's just yeah, I've been doing a lot of black box. You know Morgan Freeman made it after 50 years Yeah, yeah, yeah, do a lot of black box. I'm doing the I'm doing the Aaron Brockovich the play or some shit
Starting point is 02:25:14 Yeah, I got the same part as the fucking Airy's Hogwarts the play our boy Carol plan is answering the fuck back Take put your head put put this hat. Do you you look he not look better in it? Honestly, dude? Honestly, dude Okay, I'll take it. I'm dude you look like I'm as well weird. Yeah, you look like a captain of a ship that can't find craft Steve Zisu Steve is easy Steve is easy dude Caleb plant. Oh God damn it in a phone Oh God with one of the greatest of all time with With him though. In some ways, I don't think anybody beats, yeah. Rose, Rose, Rose, and when you're money,
Starting point is 02:25:48 because he's looking great. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, while he's fucking vice-finished for having an annie, you know. Guys, you guys, it's 2.30 a.m. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.m. Haha. Dude, I've got, I've been singing.
Starting point is 02:26:06 39.30, where are you? You been singing? You been working on your voice? Yeah. Holy shit. I know, thanks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait have a two one rose up as do I as do I but but but I'm glad you're keeping up there Buddy, don't be surprised if Caleb wins this fight. Okay, B. I will bet you Brine your bed isn't whether he wins your bed is that he goes to the desert He's definitely going on the last a good distance
Starting point is 02:26:44 Bet is it whether he wins her bet is that he goes to this and he's definitely going on the last a good distance Brian, oh that's cool Everybody's how chaos gonna lose in the eighth get the fuck out of here. Oh size size Okay, oh the size of him he continues to that Can't wait to get my next touch but I can no can't go up anymore weight classes really before you like Maybe power or maybe he can Only pizza and stuff I'll be an idiot. I'm not really getting a plan, but it's power's, power's the only pizza in stop screen. He's not getting touched, we can't finish people then. They're gonna be like, he's gonna be like,
Starting point is 02:27:08 he's gonna be like, so if he gets strides, now we got, we got two more rounds for Caleb Plant. Okay. And look at Nero's Nominjun. Nero's, Rosed probably has this round for sure. So she's up with corner big John, three, oh look at this,
Starting point is 02:27:20 look at Caleb Plant and trade back. And her boy would've been fired at me and knocking at her door. She's just not, he's not, what's up girl? She, her boy would We've been fighting. I've been knocking on it. He's not. Yo, what's up, girl? She, her boy, we're gonna fight though. Oh, Pabery.
Starting point is 02:27:29 Yes. Oh, yeah. I think it's her husband. Yeah, is he her husband now? He's not there. I said, you're not there. You can't grapple though. You can't grapple.
Starting point is 02:27:37 I like kicks though. Did you see the size of his legs? Oh, my God. I think it was his, this, this, this, this, this, this, Oh, no. Big down. What happened? I trained with him for years. He fell down and go down pay me my money
Starting point is 02:27:47 I'm done pay me Money Oh, and he's got me count and it's it's the top of the leathers Yeah, what the fuck hey yours coach make give him some tips. Uh come on. What happened? Oh shit? He's done He's done No, keep going going to distance. Oh, they you gonna stop the fight and then I get my money. Oh my god. Wow You know Late finisher you didn't know that though. That's fine. Oh, I won my money
Starting point is 02:28:21 One oh that's bullshit is guy the guy. God is he good God damn it is so good What we class is he what is this way class? It's boxing so we don't care But he's going for the first time every It's now Can I know it's you might be the greatest of all time Down for pound number one by far. I mean, dude, how about that fucking Raiders receiver? Stop! Stop!
Starting point is 02:28:47 Henry Ross! Wait, what? Gets drunk, was playing like Top Golf in Vegas? Top Golf in Vegas. Gets drunk. He's driving 140 miles an hour. Rare ends already. 156.
Starting point is 02:28:59 Okay, small details. I feel like I want to get to the end. Yeah, let's do it. Did someone die? He's like she's in a Chevy though So it hits the back end of a girl's car. She catch on fire. They can hear a screaming. She burns alive Her dog the dog another small detail Charge the other like the dog is in the church, but he was driving the animals Corvette George the what was the weather like dog is in the charge, but he was driving the animals Corvette
Starting point is 02:29:32 That's your V she gone fire he was hammered. He gets cut from the raiders probably going to prison for I don't know 10 years Man slaughter yeah They said he's supposed to play on Sunday. He said two or three in that crazy. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's too involved to a mess. Yeah, I still Three years. What you did to somebody. Yeah, I mean to what happened They're saying Three years what you did to somebody yeah, I mean to what happened It could be like some hey, can you true this TV off before I have a heart attack? We're not gonna see what happened. Let me just Mel's I Never driven over a hundred and four
Starting point is 02:30:01 Ever ever ever see I know bigore. I'm like, I'm a fucking badass. What's that about? You hit that in days. I was like, hell yeah. They're not on a track. Hey, Brennan, you know what I'm saying? So, what am I supposed to owe growth technologies? They do like contracts for the government. They rent me and Mike's Wake, Bobby's Southworth,
Starting point is 02:30:17 back in the day. And John Fish and we're in his whole landbos. So we all get landbos. Is this in Vegas? In Vegas. Oh yeah. I'm in Vegas. I'm in Vegas. I'm in Vegas. They wrote they read me in Mike's week Bobby Southworth back in the day back in the day and John fish and we read us all lambo's so we all get lambo's This is invagus invagus. Okay, so they were as lambs and Vegas. We're off driving on what's the two fifteen out there by Red Rock that long straight away We're all racing. I kid you not on it 160 something 168
Starting point is 02:30:42 170 on the lambo 170 down the fucking thing kid you not kid on a fucking jigsaw take down jigsaw one 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, 168, I'm doing 170 so he pulls up next no no no winning now for sure. Yeah, she's winning take down I turned that TV off Jim All right Hey, he wears a crown. He wears a fracadabra. Let me see the fucking show the remake take I Why? Remade me guys show the remade tape show the remade tapes show that red dot I'm not late show the reducks. I have no idea what's going on with Rose and
Starting point is 02:31:45 Rose is winning These three to war it out rows I be I'm down a grand One this fight. Oh, yeah, upper cut. Oh, upper cut again. He goes down Ding ding ding I showed off No, I already did and then watch this and then no, but go ahead. And then he comes back out. That's where his bad, no he goes, ding, ding.
Starting point is 02:32:09 Remember Killa Plano has nine fights, dude. Like, he's still gonna be a monster. He is a fan. Right on the chest. He's literally dealing with a pound for pound, best of all. You're dealing with best of all. I think he's haggler herds to make him a man. Make him a man.
Starting point is 02:32:23 I think he's serious with that head. Listen, let me ask you a question. What is, this what is pound for pound meat like no matter what the waste Clay weight class Oh, yeah, so I could be about the hottest pound for pound and John Jones might be in number two But John Jones 205 pounds could be fights at 155 look at rose now and QE's weight class was a lot harder to come The champion yes,, really John Jones. The guy. Oh, there's a guy name fighters. There's a guy named Mighty Mouse who fought at 125. I've seen him. He's so dominant. I see they had him bound for pound number one.
Starting point is 02:32:52 That guy gets hit in the face like it's fucking a fly. Just. Yeah. I mean, they're tiny. It's like it's like, it's fighting. Oh, I got you. I can't. What is this? Mighty Mouse. Oh, he's a yeah. The cartoon. How was he doing? How was he fighting it then? He's in one championship. Yeah, how's that come on? He lost his last MMA fight. He's fighting in a straight up.
Starting point is 02:33:14 He's doing like a super fight where they do kickboxing and then MMA. So one round kickboxing, one round MMA. Wow. That's a wild... It is. Make it morning, I guess. Sure. May it rose at it or it's out of tonight. Yeah, this wasn't a fucking
Starting point is 02:33:30 Think she won but this shows you she's just a better five. She is she is like if she didn't knock her out in the first round You know, that's what Zang said she goes I could accept if she would have beat me for she beat her She'd be here everywhere. Yeah, yeah, she went to the ground and stand up. stand up look at this rose rose dominating right here Almost like how I can't know I'm ready to kill it. Yeah, he can believe that man. Shut up you guys Fucking the bee could still make bang, dude If if Colby beats us, but now you and I are even though you want for I didn't count I'm up to my two grand. Yeah, you're up. So yeah, Brian I could always down by 300,000
Starting point is 02:34:09 298000 down to get up. That's a kicker legs. No, but be so I'm down to grand but we went for grand on oh Jesus was you had better no Chang is I'm exhausted after this I'm fucking tired you guys tired. No, I'll just drink my But you guys last week I mean she guys last week, but finally meet you Josh you're a huge You guys last week, I mean you guys last week, but finally meet you Josh you're a huge other hudging That was a hell of a fight, but Rose one so far so good. Oh, it's just won that title again. So far so good. I'm about 1400 bucks. Yeah, I'm I missed on the gauge. Well, I didn't bet on the I'm not bad with you guys
Starting point is 02:34:59 You guys too rich for my blood. I lost 12 million dollars. I don doing a three before I picked them. I'm talking about $12 million. Stop. Stop. I got stopped. I got stopped. I know. I thought it would win. Let me do this read so I can buy you more coffee.
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Starting point is 02:36:30 No dude, if you want to turn that frown. If I was in the middle of my road. Oh, I thought you were done. Oh, I want to get a, hey Dallas, are you sick of dressing like Chris Thalia? No, come on, come out and improv. Next Thursday, Friday, set up. That's you, my 30 minutes period.
Starting point is 02:36:44 Chris, I'm not gonna dress like you. Chris, I'm not gonna trust you. Chris Rodelia. That's where we're doing. We're right over the Chris Rodelia thing. Are you tired listening to most podcasts? Well, here at Congratulations, we kill it. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 02:36:58 Check it out. That's good, good read, right? You guys wanna see actual artistry and not just stand up? Come to off the hook comedy club If you like fish and you like Do you like fried shrimp and comedy you like to feed like fish and You like to get you like to giggle come on down Oh, you like fish with tartar sauce and giggles. I'm the only guy. November 11th, go ahead.
Starting point is 02:37:25 So, right, okay. Yeah, sure. Let me just ask you a question, don't I? Yeah, sure, go ahead. I love fish, okay. You know that, but I love tartar sauce. But also, I'm sick of frowning, and I'm not busy in November.
Starting point is 02:37:34 Is there anything that I can do? From November 11th to the 14th, no way. There's a place called off the comedy. It doubles as seafood, that's a label. It does. It's a double. It's a in Naples they do have cocktail sauce Yes, and I'm there. I'm gonna be on to on is the lighting probably weird. It's weird as fuck I don't like it's just is the stage really small stage really
Starting point is 02:37:56 The stage is not big, but I'll take this I'll take this if you want to eat your fucking salmon or I'll tell you this if you want to eat your fucking salmon or Just scallops and you want to have tilapia Fuck yeah, they do whoa You want a fucking laugh and my fucking comedic artistry? Yeah, I'm there from November 11 to the 14 Oh come on. I'm free those days butterfly shrimp and fucking Hey, what if you like barbecue you want a fart come to add us a new problem? Oh Dallas next Thursday Friday Saturday, that's it brother. I love you fart. Wow. I here's the thing dude I I I love barbecue and I hate frowning but also I love when my anus is open
Starting point is 02:38:38 farting is there anything I can do I'm free next week Yeah, like the pecan lodge and stuff Is there anything I can do? I'm free next to me. I'm kidding though. I can't sit. Do you like it? Do you like Dallas Firewick? Yeah. Like the Peacan lodge and stuff? Peacan lodge? We say at the same time. Yeah, I love it. Oh my god, this is so great. So get full on brisket.
Starting point is 02:38:55 Oh brisket. And dude, and all their macaroni. I love macaroni. I think it's full and fart. Yeah, fart. Because I love it open a-ness. Oh, mine. I mean mine, we're farting.
Starting point is 02:39:04 Do you like people shoot 30-minute specials? Yeah. I'm doing it next to this. Dude, are there too many cameras around? Because I love it open a nice I mean mine Yeah, I'm doing it Many cameras around yeah audience can't sit and we got some seats amazing Right it's out a Dallas Come far have fun dude. I'll be a both Well, my comedy is gonna be off the hook. This is rock, this is hate. Does that mean go? Chin.
Starting point is 02:39:27 My comedy's gonna be off the hook. Chin, Google open anus. Hit it up. Dude. What do you want to see? Hit it, hit it. What is it? What did I say?
Starting point is 02:39:36 Hit it, Chin. Hit it, hit it. I'm gonna get you. Tissue's ready because I'm gonna cave Josh's ass. What? Hey, for Rogan, it's Jamie hit it. For Chin, it's bring it up. Bring it's bring it up bring it up. Yeah, yeah, perfect
Starting point is 02:39:48 You really want to be Google open in us nah, I'm good at fucking hey terms dude. Hey, you know what? It's crazy that if we all fought I'd come in third Yeah, check it fight you guys no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you guys no No, I'm not in for a bus. No, I'm not in for a Two-and-a-one Chris I would fold you like a fucking chair this fight is for whites only So racist That's so racist Chris Chris exposes the racist Chris is Chris Chris exposes himself as a racist
Starting point is 02:40:24 No, I'm not I'm not a racist one of those like castle culture shit like you're you're locked in bro and you're laughing Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not Chees and some water. I'm not going to piss my big. This is a hologram. Let's all look at the same time Look at the He's not like look how nervous he is. Like he's fighting his nails, he's like funny. He's like Chris, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 02:40:47 Shut the fuck up there, no, no. Shut up Chris, no you can go more. Yeah, we're all right. I'm like, Chris, water Chris, I'm like, you look good. I have so many water. I have so many water. Now do we get that water from Detroit?
Starting point is 02:40:58 Where's that from? Yeah, this is the purified water for seven years. Yeah, should be. Oh, I should be. I'm not gonna get in there. They look nothing like her. Adopted, definitely adopted. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:41:10 I don't know, mom kind of looks like her. Mom, mom, we got a little bit of her. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, this mom. Yeah, mom. Yeah, dad does look any like her. Maybe it's boyfriend. Her and dad baby together for a second.
Starting point is 02:41:22 She's bad, dude, she's bad. Well, how about that camera? That's a good camera, right? Yeah, that's good as fuck. What is that a five-kane? It's our newest camera with I guess it's way more frames really. Yeah We have those cameras. Huh? Do we have those cameras? We have really good cameras What are they called reds? They call those reds not those what's the nerd talk? What's the nerd talk is it a red it's called red? Well cameras that I just by chin
Starting point is 02:41:44 The blue you bought fx's you fucks threes AS 7 AS 7 3's mother Chantinna making it up dude you're cheering back there. Oh, that was all right. Oh, there you go We have those guys time we got those That what they're using or we're shooting the special in some red so I know we got reds on there. Yeah, I'm sure I don't know I don't know either. Theys on there. Yeah, I'm sure. I don't know. I don't know either. They could be blue. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 02:42:09 Yeah, it's no idea. Look at those sponsors. Love all those sponsors. It looks like a NASCAR. Oh, look at his brother, Jack. Is this Jack? Who's Jack? Oh, Brian, heard that.
Starting point is 02:42:22 Brian, like, came in like Kramer. Who's Jack? Fuck you talk about a body Brian come through the bushes you guys talk about muscles Hey, dude, yeah, fuck you your respectful man. No, I know you respectful. I get really mad All right, you do get really mad you do really All right, this is the main event to be hard. Alright, bye. Does the man have any? Yep. Last one.
Starting point is 02:42:48 Yeah, we got it. Alright. You know what? He's gonna win. I'll tell you what. Wait, wait, wait. Hey. Oh my god, look at him, dude.
Starting point is 02:42:56 Who's gonna win? Monster. Is this brother? That's his brother? Yeah. Emotion side. No home earnest. No bias.
Starting point is 02:43:04 Who's gonna win? In this fight? Yes. Come on. Get out of your bed. Get out of your bed. Don't put that aside. Because you're gonna lose that. I'm going coming, Tim. How? Wow. And why?
Starting point is 02:43:14 How and why? If I'm his coach, I'm saying don't get in the slugfest, kick him in the legs, kick him in the fucking legs, and blast up a, –Caffer legs. –Caffer legs, because he's got those thin legs. –Yeah, yeah. –So, do not get in a fucking boxing match with Usman, he will knock you the fuck out, but. –He ain't all right, be right out of his foot.
Starting point is 02:43:36 –I know, but kick him in the legs, blast up and try to tire him out. Play that cardio game. –Okay. –That's, –No wrestling. –But you can't avoid slugging it out. Blastable and try to tire him out play that cardio game. Okay. That's No wrestling, but you can't avoid slugging it out. That's a problem What do you think if you're a coach? You know you're If I'm a coach who's coach if you're a Covenant's coach if I'm cold He's a former. If I'm a co-cub, uh, co-cub, uh, co-cub, he's coach. Yeah, I got a full fucked up saying that word by the way
Starting point is 02:44:04 Remember you said it fucked up, really comes his coach. Yeah, I got both fucked up saying that word, by the way, remember you said it fucked up really. It's true. It rhymes together, that's fine. We need to be not in your mind. If I am Kobe's coach, I'm telling him to wrestle early. Right. Tire him up. Before he wrestles, right?
Starting point is 02:44:15 Look, when you look at this, this, this, this has been proven over the years. I know nothing about this. When you, and I'm an educator very quick, please. When you take a fighter like Kamara Hussman, who's muscular, who's explosive, who's got good wrestling, who hits hard. Take those guys, and what you do is you make them
Starting point is 02:44:31 expend a ton of energy, wrestling. If I have a grapple, wrestle, pressure, smash. Here's the X factor. I've never seen Hussman get tired. That's what blows my mind. Here's the thing. If Colby wrestles him, yeah, who's going out of those exchanges will not have the same type of
Starting point is 02:44:50 pain when it comes to punching now now Colby's one of those guys that he fights like Nate Diaz and Nick Diaz. If you doesn't matter how much he rustles his punches come out the same. Yeah, they'll always be slow, labored, no power. That's how they are. But it doesn't mean that I can't touch you, and your chin goes, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, what happened? The reason why it happens is because you're tired. You're tired from going grappling, you just have to do it right before that. It's funny, because when I watched the DS fight, the last one,
Starting point is 02:45:16 like a month ago or whatever, I was, and then I watched it. Robbie. Yeah, with the naked. With the naked. Yeah, yeah. They were much slower with who The the one don't say my ex-com please don't or take this
Starting point is 02:45:32 Yeah, no, it wasn't brown or say yeah, I'm afraid Yes, yeah, I didn't say But it is Mexican is the brown or so the mother fuck wouldn't I say Didn't fight ideas he didn't fight ideas. He didn't fight. Yes He fought the He did fight or take a who do you fight who don't take a fight? Why are you right out good? Oh, he fought the I love you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, name? I want to be a rabbit. He followed robbing. Yes, okay, and they were much slower than older guys. Yeah, okay, yeah, but Nick links this older. He's 39. Okay, so it's
Starting point is 02:46:17 Nightmare Copies. Yes. Yes. He's a buzz on nightmare. I think if he wrestles Camaro first and the first round saying around he's gonna He's not just wear him out, but he'll make his arms slower He that all that muscle it doesn't come out. It was fast after you've landed some shots. Here's my question Here's my question One was the last time Kobe fought I'm getting cheese. He fought a month ago. He fought Rob. He fought Woodley and beat the fuck Yeah, a month ago though. He look good We fought Woodley and beat the fuck. Yeah, eight months ago though.
Starting point is 02:46:43 He looked good. We're not. We're not. We're not. But remember, come on, it was like five. Kobe fought once. So it's not like Kobe five. That's true.
Starting point is 02:46:51 That's true. Kobe fought Woodley. I know who. Who was that last year? Last year, 20. In the end of 2020, I believe. Do they genuinely not like each other? Yes.
Starting point is 02:47:01 Yes, they hate each other. Yeah. Bro, if someone tells me like, oh, your dad came out of prison, I'm a punch. I'm gonna fight. You know, you take it personal. It's weird, right? It's a little over here. I'm gonna kick you in your pussy. What do you want? I like this a lot. That was nice. I tried to. This last fight was crazy. Smooth. It's good. Yeah. Goddamn. Camaro can punch man man he just got that fucking so he fought with Lee September last year 2020 what a fight this was remember this fucking damn what's this guy you cannot
Starting point is 02:47:36 he's cannot he's fight you look like you Our heart of this body Come on you work out everything do I do I do I do I do He's a sharp channel eat the shit. I'll eat the shit. I really this is why look at the way I do That's why you don't look the way six two six two six two Dude wait Six two six two you put a hide card. Yeah, no Wait, six two six two nine you put a hide card. Yeah, no Gets like a brags excuses do like
Starting point is 02:48:13 Whatever man, no you you you five ten fuck you up. Oh, you definitely fuck yeah Wait, Chris Five ten fuck you up five ten yes, I use this to your fucking you whatever Bucket smash Best friend give that pussy a black guy, but you're taller right? Getting me good god you are don't look you just said you're the same I know you will say you oh we way the same don't like play dumb. I'm not playing dumb. How much you wait Chris 290 You got Brian cow balls brand your blood and show wants to be like spelt and
Starting point is 02:49:01 Yeah, he wants me way you got the fucking Jesus so gross Dude, I have to pick out the towel for my special I always ever say it's good I show these dogs cheese What I do is I really really What's your diet? Are you an XXL?
Starting point is 02:49:16 Like real food Yeah, I'm like that Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Josh, hold on Come on, hold on Jesus, go like Brian, that on. Hold on, hold on. Come on, hold on, cheese. Brian is asking if I wear a triple X. You know, insulting that is?
Starting point is 02:49:29 But you're big triple X. X, X. I'm gonna eat this one. Double X. Okay, you're double X though. Yeah. You're not an X-Ripple X-L's to the wall. I don't shop at big and tall.
Starting point is 02:49:40 Maybe you're selling X-L's to the eat crackers. Bro, what's your moment? Bro, you guys are just fucking big. You just cheese, bro. What's up? I put that crackers in your mouth bro. But you're moving like bro. You're just fucking making it. It's just cheese, bro. Chin. I put that cheese in my mouth. I throw it in, he like five salty crackers at one time. It's just cheese bro.
Starting point is 02:49:52 Jesus so good. I have like, oh my god, it's so nasty. Hey, is it weird like kind of root for Colby because he's talked so much shit. There's so much pressure on him. If he loses, he's gonna get so much backlash. Yeah, but this is so far away. It's so hard to get him.
Starting point is 02:50:06 No, I think we grew from, because we know he's actually a good dude. It's just like a facade that's gonna run. You hear him, I do the first stick, man. It's a stick, yeah. I wasn't really, I was a stick. If anybody guys ever met Chale, it's just fucking, he's amazing.
Starting point is 02:50:20 He's awesome. He's crazy. He's fucking so nice guy. Chale's a great guy. And if you ever smart guy. He's such a nice guy. He's a great guy. And if you ever been around him, like when it comes to fight stuff, he's like, he's gonna come to the cruise. I have never put this way. Like, people show us this.
Starting point is 02:50:35 I have trained with John Fitz for 15 years. Chale Sondin was trying to tell when he came to the Bell. It's all right. Trying to tell the crowd that John Fitz was the Babe Ruth of MMA. At the end of his conversation, he had me believing that John Fitch was the Babe Ruth of the very smart. John Fitch though never lost in UFC. He was just going to go blinder. But like Babe Ruth dropped this thing competing against black guys. Huh? Like Babe Ruth think compete against like Cubans and black guys.
Starting point is 02:51:05 Right, right, right. You're gonna get a job. Right, right, right, right. Oh really? No, it was, it was one of those things where John Fitch was, Chinna. Chinna.
Starting point is 02:51:15 He says what? John Fitch was saying this. John Fitch, he can call his shot in the right field, whatever it is. John Fitch, oh yeah. John Fitch, what the fuck you can do it. Yeah. John Fitch, I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna fuck you up and I'm gonna submit you.
Starting point is 02:51:31 I'm gonna finish you, whatever it is. Well, Kabebes can have the daggest standing. Yeah, exactly. You know what John Fitch can do about rolling with Kabebes? I was like, what's it like to roll? He goes, if I can stand up. John Fitch, John Fitch. He's talking to him.
Starting point is 02:51:42 Yeah, he can't have my show. When he's out of the show and San Jose. Really, really? He can't have my show, yeah. He comes to everyone and he talks to you. He, when you came to John Fisch, I was on a show in San Jose. Really, really. He came to my show, yeah. He comes to every one of his shows. He talks to you, what do you say? What do you say? Good God.
Starting point is 02:51:50 And John goes, if I can stand up in a, like if I'm a wrestling man, if I can, it's a win that day. If I should show. I heard Kabeebe throws around like Luke Rockle in shit. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Okay, he's called me.
Starting point is 02:52:03 DC is called me tonight, man. Yes, it is close, man I'm sure He can take Luke down Wow Luke can get up He has really hard to get in Luke down Yeah, Luke is a fucking great friend
Starting point is 02:52:13 Luke has a pretty, he's 220 Pretty hard time getting up Yeah But that's the thing But when it comes down to it If they were fight, Luke wins Yeah Luke with the power of the city
Starting point is 02:52:22 Yeah But she's size right? Yeah I mean, abs of. Yeah, Luke is a fucking But could be stuck with the tail of it, but I've seen obviously could be fight guys at 1805 Where's Lucia 1805 right but guys really cool World class kickboxers. I mean fine glory fun all these other like, but they can't wrestle But they can't wrestle. Oh my god. What are you talking about? He the guy the guy the guy? He was just working with them. This kid All these other like- But they can't wrestle? But they can't wrestle? Oh my god, what are you talking about? He, the guy, the guy, the guy,
Starting point is 02:52:45 could he was just working with him? This kid, I can't, what's the name, fucking, uh- You don't have to give his name. Yeah, you know. No, I want it, you know, before we move on. I want it to be a spot. Rodelia. No, but they're, they're, they're working around, whatever.
Starting point is 02:52:56 And the guy started lighting up, could be, he was like, ah, fine, there was, they were really just working like, so he was working like, could he be some add, fucking, just dull laser, taking down, fucking, whole team at the pool break up. Yeah, my god Beep seven you could be but face time come on said break this guy. I know I know I know I know I know I hate he hates me because look
Starting point is 02:53:18 Could be one of those guys he don't like shit talking. Yeah, he don't care who he doesn't care who you are What you do like he loves everyone, when you start talking to people of families, how rich this could be. That's what I, well, he's got to be really rich if you just stopped. No, so he's like a rap foreign dex then. He's filthy rich.
Starting point is 02:53:40 Yeah, but dry, from the schools, right? No, no, no, so he's not, it's not because it's not right. No, so here's that But he's not my family. I mean people think it's got his money goes fighting He's one of the kids writing but like he's got it's putting give money or no, no, I'm sorry Dude don't know he's you know, but he's got other people. Yeah, I know Although who's that? He's a chess chess Where's he make his money,
Starting point is 02:54:07 not from fighting or from fighting. He makes his, he made a ton of money in fighting. Who's a guy who makes a game? But he makes his, it's a ton of money like being, like, he kills, he's terrible. Just being him. Disponsors and tough, show enough places. Yeah, I get it.
Starting point is 02:54:20 What you have to remember him is that he like, he's one of those guys, like put it this way. He called me up. He was, I didn't talk to him for a whole lot because he was mad as fuck. I had Conner McGregor on my show. I mean, why is he mad about that? He's like, why?
Starting point is 02:54:35 Why would you not understand business though? Conner's huge. It's not a business to him. I know, yeah. It's not a business to him. It's a principle. It's the principle of him. You are close with him.
Starting point is 02:54:43 I am. He's mad. I'm with Kabeep now. So he's his, I'm a business in him. It's a principle. It's the principle. But you are close with him. I am. I'm a man. I'm with Kabeepna. So he's in his, I'm with Kabeepna. You shut the fuck up. You're in the form of a fast thing. I'm with Kabeepna.
Starting point is 02:54:51 I'm with Kabeepna. I'm with Kabeepna. Why do you do that? You, you, you. No, I'm with you though. So he was really upset. You've been told to Lee, are you? You've been told to be a good fight.
Starting point is 02:54:59 You've been told to be a good fight. I was asked him. I was asked him. You didn't ask him. I think you might be better. If you had asked him. No, I didn't ask him first and that was the problem the problem is it I have a partner in my show for way in I have Beach on beach on yeah he's manned by paradigm paradigm is man. I didn't know that I was a Connor So they're all together and I'm like so I got put a I got put in a hotspot
Starting point is 02:55:21 But I'm like you know what I get it's far. Let me let me just let me all do it But I'll keep a, but I'll keep it professional. I'm not gonna jerk him off. But yeah, I'm gonna do it. Forgive you eventually, could be. We're working on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:55:32 It's a way to work it out. It's all right. It's just, so all these on my side, as long as on my side, I lock it on my side. Is that Islam on your show? Yes, it's so fun. It's so great. Really?
Starting point is 02:55:44 He's fucking amazing. He's super? So he's great. Really? He's fucking amazing. He's super star. He's great. He's got to learn to relax. Like, his shit talk feels like it's force. He's not like that. I feel like it's not force.
Starting point is 02:55:53 I feel like when he's like, I'm gonna kill you. Yes. No, no, no, he will. He will. He's almost a stock. His arm was a stock. I put all my money in him. He's so good.
Starting point is 02:56:02 I don't really work on a plastic bottle. So good. I know. I look at it. I'm going to throw it far. No, don't. I don't really work all classic bottles. So good. I know. I look at it. I'm gonna be able to throw it far. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I never say it later. I'm just saying, but he, no, hold on, two conversation with that.
Starting point is 02:56:14 No, I was just trying to say, and you tell me as that good inside the practice, aren't you? It's a good period. No, but I'm saying so, and he's dominating the UFC. Yeah. So I'm like, man, if he's better than this, he's gonna take over the world. Oh, he is, good period. No, but I'm saying so and he's dominating the UFC. Yeah, so I'm like man if he's better than this
Starting point is 02:56:26 Yeah, he's gonna take over the world. Oh, yes, yes Look when you watch our show from like do he score? I said when he wants right what I said He is he's in the Mount Rushmore of the best fighters. I've ever worked with could be I've yes Is long is long No, it's long, it's long, it's long. It's long. Ah, I feel I'm gonna vote. CM Punk. I'm gonna have a vote in the next scene.
Starting point is 02:56:47 That bathroom's so lined up to hook. Somebody, oh man, this is not like, it's a chest puffer. You wouldn't have been in the charted sauce. I didn't shit in there, actually, I only just got one like, he's that guy. He's that guy, he's that guy. So I've got like, anyway, the top five guys
Starting point is 02:56:59 have ever worked with, the top five guys, is EverTraman. Give me, give me your five. So it's, CM Punk. Kane, Kane. Yeah. Mickey, give me your five so it's C.M. Punk cane cane Yeah, Mickey. Yeah, can't be your fans guns from the Rocky movie Frank Sherrers in there But he's like because a old school So those three
Starting point is 02:57:19 I put like I put I put can be the head DC probably I put his own is on me here in that mix put, I put, I put, I put Islam. Islam is here and that makes. So five six, five six is those guys. The best guys I've ever worked with ever in my life. Islam, Islam, Islam. The Mount Rx4. Who else? Islam, Kabib.
Starting point is 02:57:34 Did he just set it? Is, No, I think, I just went over it. Fuck, Kabib, Islam, DC. And then, Karia time, and he's saying, Pain is not on DC. Can't, of course he.
Starting point is 02:57:44 Ah, Kabib, Kabib. And then I would say like a hand race B.J. John Wick. John Wick. John Wick. John Wick. John Wick. I was a B.J. You need it.
Starting point is 02:57:55 I'm a rock. Look rock old was, I mean, at 85, U.S.C. champ. No, B.J. Pro is better. Then no, I love rock. I love rock. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you.
Starting point is 02:58:03 I want to punch you in your pussy. Yeah, but I'm here. He Jay peddler in his prime He's about rush more all right governor for Governor white He's a good friend these guys have been like what people talk about like states being stolen elections That's the state like I know like it know, like, they're so corrupt. This your Native American side coming out right now. I don't know, Josh, you're agree with you.
Starting point is 02:58:31 You shut your whore mouth. Hey, yeah. What if you want a rant about us giving back a land of june? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. We're so kind. Oh, yeah, no, no, yeah.
Starting point is 02:58:43 How do you make all that money? 49? Who? To be, he fought Conor McGreg fought Conor regrettably that's but you was a champ I know the most dominant champ of all time I know who he was he just signed the biggest deal with Sports history from a point is oh yeah, he's on the biggest for steel and history from a for him for his whole team Yes for him for Islam for a lock up the biggest force deal ever in MMA sports history All right, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're talking about Camille yeah, no, no, no, the other day. I see any guy what's me? Oh, yeah
Starting point is 02:59:16 Them Camille has that league in dagestan right the fight against yeah, he has a partner's with the the president from I believe yeah Yeah, I think a tough character. I believe yeah yeah I believe oh look at you look at fucking Theo who's ready for this fire oh I love it thanks Dana for putting this on I just wanna have a bit of a better stamina there's the only thing he does that what there's coming tonight deal now not tonight he's was gone last week but he's gonna put some of the pussy on our medium for dude oh you never met you the parts from the pussy
Starting point is 02:59:43 he lives out by big John yeah I'm for you know, you know, Matthew I'm a part of the pussy He lives out by big John. Yeah, I'm about to go on a spot. Big John should go on a spot. Yeah He's where he's yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Made of extra perfect perfect Cuz big John's in Knoxville you moving? No, no nothing about it. You look at the I know I know I know But you guys move? Chin? You know I went I know But you guys move chin was down when I Know I went and looked at houses in Austin and I called I called chin. He's like I'm down. I look too. I looked at awesome But guess what then I saw all that shit. I'm gonna go on awesome. I have to have house in House in Dallas. All right. I love you love Dallas. I love San Antonio. I'm looking down right outside of Atlanta too.
Starting point is 03:00:25 That's for me, I like Dallas, and like, San Antonio is for me. San Antonio for me. Housewives was amazing. Chris, can you not, he carnalized it not in the whole place. I thought you were doing, yeah. Uh-oh, that's a lot of Chris. I thought you were going to move out by me.
Starting point is 03:00:40 Not that you're going to come out here. Here we go, here we go. Let's go. Let's go, right here we go. I got, I got, I got Kobe. No, stop, stop by me, dude. It's not that you're gonna come out here, just like that. Here we go, here we go, let's go. I've been about it. Oh, we got it, you got it. You got it against the cage. I got it, I got it, Colby got it. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Cullen, Brennan.
Starting point is 03:00:50 I think C'mar wins, but I'm kinda, you need to work hard. Very hard back, I love that. Betting against C'mar was the best I believe in the fight. I believe that C'mar was gonna win. Yeah, this is the very risky battle. I'm tired right now. I have Colby Russell,
Starting point is 03:01:04 Colby Russell's early, he wins this fight. At this point, it's anybody. I have Kobe Russell. It's Kobe Russell early. He wins this fight at this point. It's anybody. He wrestles early. He wins this fight. Dump, dump, dump. Hey, there's just a bad. I've never done it. Yeah. Codelia, what do you got? Well, honestly, it's gonna be one of these guys. You so fucking much. One of these guys. What are these guys going to come through? This is groundbreaking who a skinnier legs Chris or Camaro's man. Oh, well that's a little low.
Starting point is 03:01:29 Come on, let's see. We're the same size. No, I have very, very very very. We're the same size. Yeah, we are, we are the same size. Not I have skinnier. I'm seeing a little evidence. You have thick fucking thick thick legs.
Starting point is 03:01:41 Three C's. I mean, I could barely hug one leg. Thanks man. Yeah, you're no problem It's weird is your son a fat legs no my son is a tall drink of water because you have skinny legs One all kids have fat legs. Oh no my son's mean bro My girl today. Yeah, we put This is cool guys back That's close baby got those We put my shoe. He's listening to you. He probably listen to you. He's pulling on you. He's back on his head.
Starting point is 03:02:05 That's post-bass. My son, I'm really a shit. He's not going to wear his hands or all fat. He's back on the fence. That's cute. He'll grow. I mean, he'll grow out of it. Maybe not.
Starting point is 03:02:13 He's your son. But I... Oh, oh, oh. There you go. Oh! That's lame. Look at Camaro. Not good.
Starting point is 03:02:22 Not good. Don't get a twist. Camaro can fucking wrestle dude You get Russell you use jucco national champ, right? Yeah, I think he was roommates with John Jones I thought it was NEI in us But I think Kobe has the higher pedigree well he wrestled Oregon yeah, Oregon state if I okay, it's my memory serves me correct All right There's a dancing dance in the bros can I change my back?
Starting point is 03:02:43 Can I change my car? Can I change my back? Can I change my back? I want to take a response. No, Colby is on the way. No, you can't, Colby's only wearing underwear. He was a three time division to all American, competed at, oh, he's a division two national champion, dude. That's no pun.
Starting point is 03:02:59 That's Colby? No, come on. But, now say where he wrestled? Yeah, Nebraska. That's in cleared. Why do they throw kicks like that? No, come on. Business they worry wrestled. Nebraska. That's incurred. Why do they throw kicks like that? Obviously not going to land. Feel it's called a fueler.
Starting point is 03:03:11 Usman, rest of Iowa, William Penn University for one year was an international tournament qualifier. Then Nebraska's a KERNIE. There you go. You talking about Colby? No. Right. It's going to hang quick.
Starting point is 03:03:23 Hey, then go bring up Colby for me. It's got to hang quick. It's going gonna hang quick and go bring up Kobe from his Brian we got four grand on this. That's a lot of money. It's okay. Is that how much we have yeah, dude Yeah, dude cuz I'm rouse double nothing but but now I'm down two grand so you don't meet two grand When we really really want to get some devour frozen food for some That's right. It's on the moon. I cannot be, I know I got such a sucker. I'm fucking impressed, you're a fuck. All right, dude, but just pay attention to the fight. I know, I'm trying.
Starting point is 03:03:48 So Kobe wrestled out, you don't see the Iowa. That's a lot of people. No, Iowa. Oh, it didn't trick you left there. Oh, you left there. Or you say it. And then you know, we're gonna say. Oh boy, oh.
Starting point is 03:04:00 I'm not learning all American. He's got two time pack, 10 conference champion. You cite for a four degree assault stemming from an incident. Okay, handsome broms He's a fighter dude. Oh look at that. Oh Wow, you didn't think about tomorrow. That's thing. Did you? I didn't I didn't mean either. Oh Wow, I'm a good point Brian Oh wow. I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm. Good point, Brian.
Starting point is 03:04:24 Oh, fuck. You heard it here first. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, hmm. Now, Usman is gonna, Usman is just, he just gets better, better. So loyal though. So loyal to his defense, his, his hands. Bring the right back to his face.
Starting point is 03:04:37 Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, what do you mean loyal to his? He's himself out of position a lot. Caromagus back to his fundamentals. Hands up. Good footwork, good faith. Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Coal, Co back to his fundamentals, hands up. Yep. Good footwork, good thing. Kobra doesn't do that. We'll see with the Snoop Jim.
Starting point is 03:04:50 What do you think about his tattoos, Chris? Which, oh the white guy, um, yeah, nothing. The color in print. That's weird. I see color. Which one is the white guy? I see color and I respect it.
Starting point is 03:05:01 Wow. Yeah. Oh, no. You don't see it. No. You don't see it. No. You don't see it at all. I'm colorblind. Yep, that means that you are racist. Or racist.
Starting point is 03:05:09 No, no. Oh, good clip. Love to. Yeah, I like it. This tattoos are all right. I mean, they're at least in the right places and shit, you know? You don't like you when it's on stomach or back. No, it's fine.
Starting point is 03:05:18 It's just like that. You like the wrestling tattoo? Which one? Here's a wrestling tattoo. You see the back with the American flag with the wrestling on it? I do. A lot of wrestlers Get that oh really yep. I don't like honestly. I don't like color really on it. I don't like to color I don't know Brian doesn't see color, but yeah, I don't what color do you speak of?
Starting point is 03:05:36 Jesus Colorblind is fog How about how about Kobe's last fight Trump and Trump Jr. in the crowd really yeah he pointed to him who pointed to who pointed to Trump Jr. Stupid joke sorry I'm really sorry hey how chaotic was it when two the fights were on both fights run so much so I'm not going to each out there smiling at each other to fight are they friends these guys are the fucking angel so tomorrow's ones dad missed a lot of his life went to
Starting point is 03:06:12 prison yeah and Kobe used that against them during the press conference oh for the thing you broke out was your dad at a prison oh fuck low blow oh wow I don't like that shit that's low no I don't like his personal like I hate that don't like this person. I was like, I hate that. You don't need to do that. That's called me, that's what he does, man. You don't need to do it though. You don't have to be that way.
Starting point is 03:06:29 Yeah, you don't. You don't need Whittier. There's Whittier things to do. Yeah, like you could go like this. Oh, yeah. Well, you're fart stink. You could do that. I don't know if that's that Whittier though.
Starting point is 03:06:39 Yeah, but you could if you set it with like eyes, like quite a russ. That pissed me off. Sure. Oh, we got head butt, that's what it was. Was the head butt, we got the chinky cheeks. If we both went to Costco and had to get the same amount of stuff, I'd come out first, because you're dumb.
Starting point is 03:06:53 Oh, okay. You can't find stuff. That's not bad, that's not bad. You know, a lot of words, but I know. You get that shirt from the Charlie Brown store? 100%. All right, so that's, I mean, you can look better and see, that's better, better, but.
Starting point is 03:07:04 On the right path. Yeah, you know like you another one B okay okay. Hey, hey, it's already good by the way. Yeah, thank you. Hey, you know, I liked it to double haze. Hey, hey, hey, sometimes I just do that's a good you draw me in right you and you smack double that's a double blade It's so tomorrow on that first round. Yeah, yeah, with the take Koby Russell man Koby Russell Koby Koby's gonna lose his five days. I think he's a little learn way try to take him down and come on I'll fucking cover versus five like fuck. It's not wrestling him. So that's the problem So there you bet for a brand on that. I want to take my bet back.
Starting point is 03:07:46 Oh, sir. There's no bet backs. Nope. All right, you sure? Because I don't know how it works. Oh, no. Wow. Come on, son.
Starting point is 03:07:54 Dude, they're got, uh, Usman, right? His lats, they go all the way down to his knee. He's like a stingray. He's just unbelievable. He's got like a stingray. He's got it. That's kind of like, no, I have it. Strong, strong.
Starting point is 03:08:04 Oh, you stingray? He's got some, he's got some thick, I mean,. Oh you're stingray He's got some he's got some thick. I mean look out far down his lats and he weighs how does he get down a 170? He puts on the other like this. I was like He's so big seriously. He's so big bro. He's so wide. He's a big is your shot Evans. Yeah, and when you see he's not being up to Peter 85 no Okay, Josh No, okay Come that Chemi up against Usman He's got a good game, but do you do that? There's been no week link Who's one another level? Oh, wow, I think Kobe be so too I'm not the fucking problem. Yes, he is from I think so too, but I think those two guys are there.
Starting point is 03:08:46 The word other trend camp too, out of there, where he trains in Sweden, which Gussens camp all those monsters, like, oh, you guys are same with your boy. They're like, dude, you guys don't seem shit. This dude doesn't lose rounds. Tom's not the problem, dude. I don't know who the fuck's gonna beat him.
Starting point is 03:09:02 I really don't know. Hey, Josh, look at me. He's a pro. Who is it? Tom's not your my off? I can't hold him up. Can you chin hit it hit it? I told you That's not it. Come's that daddy. Oh, oh, can you come to see that I already knew how much I already knew is a Today, I don't feel like you're
Starting point is 03:09:17 Like you need to understand hey Chris So Conor McGregor is talking shit about daggistan. Huh? This dude Oh, you're doubling wait didn't you fight last time? Yeah, and destroyed the guy right right right and I won money on that right right Right right talking to the guys. That's the guy who's a problem nightmare. He's a nightmare. Look at that beard dude. Yeah Yeah, you want to fight that beard? He has no chance he has upside down head, but That's an upside down the hairy needs to be on the
Starting point is 03:09:47 side but that's all good. I mean the gittement. Upside down head. That head is upside down and it's all good but it is. God made him there he goes oops oh shit I put the mouth on the oh well just flip it around. That's what God did. I put the mouth on the oh well just flip it around That's what God did I put the mouth on the forehead. Oh, you know what fuck it just flipping around we got there Here's a little speak then dude
Starting point is 03:10:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like where Colby is right now. This is a weird Very weird you're fucking that I don't like that Jesus Christ Jesus Christ is right don't use blurs name man. I'm a soul-drift Christ. I do too much. You want to go to hell forever? No, I don't even want to go for a little bit. All right, then you know hold your finger in a match and then that would be forever your whole body. Okay, I got questions for you. You're in deal with it. I'm sure you've dealt with it right? Yeah, my son asked me today or when I picked him from school yesterday, he was, dad, what's God? Oh God.
Starting point is 03:10:48 Oh my God, yeah. You know what I do when my son asked me that? What? Sun, shut the fuck up. I said I do, yeah. My parenting is high, go hardcore. That's not a good answer. Oh, did you do real?
Starting point is 03:10:58 I'm real, man. Oh, the kid. Chris, that's not a very good answer. Yeah, but your kid is small. Yeah, he's impressionable, right? I say shut the fuck up, and then I just drive, drive, drive. I drive far. Yep.
Starting point is 03:11:11 When you make, do you still make him drink coffee and go be like me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, be like me. I can't drink. That kid drank black coffee and sucked it down. He's an old man. He's like, what's up? One and a half. Well, he looks old and half, but he's actually.
Starting point is 03:11:25 Like, he's got me, dude. Yeah, what the fuck? What? Wait, you guys watching his fight or are you guys? Black coffee. He does win in his espresso. You guys watching his fight or what the fuck? I'm livin' it.
Starting point is 03:11:36 Look at his camera work, by the way. I gotta try gopuff. Yeah, they do do the best by the way. Ooh, Shawn, put more muscle on your back. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Jesus Christ, look at this. If he fell on his back, he would roll over without using his arms Brian give me my fucking money not yet not yet
Starting point is 03:11:57 That's tough that's tough that's how fucking goes tomorrow's been Don't get in a slug fest with him. What did I say? as Camaro's been. Don't get in a slugfest with him. What did I say? What the fuck did I know? I know it should be. I want to see Camaro's at that age. You should have listened to your Brian.
Starting point is 03:12:09 I want to see Camaro. I'm not sure he knows you exist, but. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That hurts, huh? Yeah, that's like a rough. You know what the problem is in tomorrow when you wake up and you're
Starting point is 03:12:18 going to work in the horse. Oh, really? Wow. Like he's fine. Oh, Camaro's talking shit. Oh, really? What do you say? I think he said, did you see the latest episode of Congratulations from Chris Lipson? I don't know if he said that. It looked like a little bit of a glimpse of it. He said, come on. I'm talking shit. Oh really? What do you say? I think he said did you see the latest episode of congratulations?
Starting point is 03:12:26 I don't know if he said that it looked like I'm gonna see it. I'm going. I he goes. I if I lose that I'll give a fuck cuz I'm going to nape That's what he said he goes at least I got tickets to fucking off the hook and it's probably almost No, I don't know. He said he said I think confusing Chris's pod isn't called you welcome No, come on. I think always like what? He goes nothing. That's it. No, that's a blow. Oh, dude, it's congratulations. Yeah, well, it should be called a draw. You're on Patreon, you're on Patreon.
Starting point is 03:12:50 You probably have a score, way in and by the way. Watch it. Watch it. So you got a Patreon. Yeah, Patreon. He got fucking caught. Patreon.com. Oh, you got caught twice.
Starting point is 03:12:59 This is bad here. Bam, right there, yeah. Got it, put them out. Yeah, it did. Does he look a bit like Shane Gillingles? No, ten a round I'm crazy. It's not a bad call a little bit. He looked at their own ten eight back two knockdowns I was not good. I'll give it ten eight That's ten a round. Yeah, he looks a bit like shingles Shane if he's on key. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 03:13:19 Here we go. Here we go. Colby's shale so fucking funny guys John oh you're watching where you're watching that book recommendation. The Nazis and the Russians. Oh, dude, I'm going to go. Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. I'm don't agree with Nazis. Josh, Josh and Brennan, when you're Colby right now, you're still in custody.
Starting point is 03:13:36 What's going on here? You're definitely rattled. You're rattled. But also you're in the fight, so you're like, fuck it. Yeah. Just grab a ball to scope. Those kicks are, I don't, they're not gonna connect, right? So why does he even do them?
Starting point is 03:13:52 It's freaking out dude. Yeah, but it's the, it's round three. I put the ramp. I think it was mine just shows you. I think it was mine on this fight shows you. He has a, nobody beats him until he decides to quit. It's, it's calling to feel like if you're, if you're a bad guy. I don't like call these kicks. He just got caught though. He kicks like Charlie Brown. Nobody beats him until he decides to quit I don't like cobi's kids he just got caught though. He kicks like Charlie Brown
Starting point is 03:14:19 Donnie looks like he's not flexible enough to do the high kick who the white guy. Oh, I do see which ones the white guy I don't know what the fuck is Do you know what color means even? I mean, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Oh, oh, it sounds like you. What? I know what it means. Color.
Starting point is 03:14:36 Like, hey, man. Oh, good color. I'm going on this color right now and fucking ride. What? No, no, no, no, no. It's a mood. It's like, ah, man. No, no, no. It's a mood, it's like, ah man, I'm a holler. Color is a specific thing.
Starting point is 03:14:47 Color mood, you know what I mean? I mean, sure, yeah, but the mood would be, I guess you'd be angry then if you said it like that. Right, hey Josh, I feel like Kobe's gonna be in a little bit of position that Chandler's in, where you're never gonna be champ. Yup. You know, but you can beat some of the top guys,
Starting point is 03:15:03 but you're never gonna beat the best. Look at Camaro, so far. I'm afraid gonna beat the best. Look at Camaro's smile. That's fair to say. The difference is that Camaro's already done more retirement. I can't believe it. Oh. Apparently he has really, really messed up knees. Who?
Starting point is 03:15:14 Camaro, the black dude. Oh, he does. Yeah, like super bad knees, but he doesn't show it. Yeah, I'll say. And... He's actually got thin legs. Yeah, yeah. That was the joke at the time.
Starting point is 03:15:23 Yeah, no, no, I didn't know that you were talking about in a place that it came out of a real- I don't see his legs as being that thin. I mean, it's got, he's the smallest ankles in the world. Yeah, but he's got thighs, hot calves. There's no calves. You're surprising me, the beautiful, the king is calf more.
Starting point is 03:15:36 That's what I'm saying. They probably can't get it. But you know what, when you kick to a calf, you're opening up to get and punched in a grill, so. All right, then I'll say grill, though. All right, I'll do it. Yeah, don't say grill. You gotta say wet pink.
Starting point is 03:15:46 I'm saying this fight is dope. It's the fight is fire. If you open up your wet pink mouth, you say. What? You say if you go a kick, then you leave your wet pink mouth on the first shot. I don't say that about guys mouth. If I was an announcer, that's how I would go.
Starting point is 03:16:01 We gotta watch out for his wet pink mouth. It's open. I don't say that about guys mouth, don. We gotta watch out for his wet pink mouth, it's open. I don't say that about guys' mouth, don't cry. We gotta guard your wet pink mouth if you're coming in against Usman. His mouth looks like a cut peach. Do you say that? No, but you could.
Starting point is 03:16:14 All right. Is that guy eating a pomegranate? Is that just the color of his lips? Yep. Uh oh. I don't like that either. It's in the little races. No, what do you mean?
Starting point is 03:16:22 His mouth is all red, and there's sense purple. You don't see color, though. You got a push in the No, he says purple. You don't see color, dude. He got punched in the mouth. Got the answer. He has a color, dude. I don't see color, you fuck. Well, it's in the little races. Yeah, you said chart.
Starting point is 03:16:31 Had a reason. Why is that racist? Yeah. He got punched in the mouth, you know, lady. I'm talking about, no, pomo gets a purple. Pomegranate. Pomegranate is a red. You open a pomo granite.
Starting point is 03:16:42 No, look at it purple. Dude, hey, Brian. Yeah, I'm more like that, bro.. No, it's kind of purple. Dude, hey, Brian. Yeah, I'm more like a sliverer. Yeah, but they have a kind of purple. They're purple. They're just having you eat them. You're done. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 03:16:53 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey. What happened? You have to leave them. We can say they're like a pomegranate. And pomegranate is a purple. You're done. Is there anything I can do? I've just got to find a pomegranate. Okay, find a pomegranate. Hey, hey
Starting point is 03:17:18 Wait in the car It's debatable. Wait, you're a perforated. That's fucking red fucking red. I'm just saying it's fine. It looks purple But you know it's red man. Well, it looks purple to me. I don't I would never You know it's red man. We say it's red Pomegranate. What's up? You put pomegranate you had chicks come on. I know Die. No, no, no, the swimsuits pomegranate dude Colby is still slugging, guys. Man, look at this.
Starting point is 03:17:48 Oh, it's my, it's got those crisp, beautiful shots. Straight, piston. He's got a piston jab and cronus. Oh, those are purple as he gets, right? No, that's a red, that's a red. Look at the far right. Right. I think you could do.
Starting point is 03:18:01 Try, you don't. You know where you get Pomegranates? Wait, the carates the far right You can pick them on far right God Warmen up dude. Oh shit. Wow. He's definitely going Well, you know what he's doing. He's he's You there's a right there agree
Starting point is 03:18:25 We're about earlier. Yeah, but you're dealing with those might who keep standing up Oh, you got the cage You can't hold it no from the back. Oh really told you hold coming 10 is as good as it gets look what he's doing Are they not friends they hey? They're smiling at each other seven times like seventh time. So it's like a sarcasm. Hey sarcasm. Seven time dude. It's a sarcasm. They hate each other. Who's smiling? I don't, I can't read for you. Meaning like that wasn't.
Starting point is 03:18:50 Usman doesn't get tired. Yeah. No, he looks pretty tired. I'm tired. I don't know man. He's just a different kind of dude. Man, a different kind of athlete. You know what dude? It's like. I'd be like, he leads the back here. What happened? Little ductile.
Starting point is 03:19:04 Little ductile. Little bit. Got what have little ductile little ductile Yeah a little bit gotta keep it ductiled out look man. I I haven't I would be shit about a year here dude I gotta do that. I'll do it for you. All right, right? Third or fourth? Oh going to the fourth Everybody taxing huh? What's that and everyone loves me? Wow amazing dude My friends are watching this right now fight fight fighter in the companion I can't believe Kobe's come back man. I thought he was fucking. He's not he died in that charge. Oh my god I'm sorry. I didn't mean to what it actually happened. I didn't make it up
Starting point is 03:19:42 I feel bad that he did you know sucks Well, there's a powerful man skate I feel bad that he did, you know, sucks. Well, there's a powerful man's cape. But they really wanted to keep those pubes down. They all both should have said I used my man's cape all the time. On your head. I really do use it. No, I dosed.
Starting point is 03:19:58 You have pubes for your nose. I actually used my beard and my pubes. Oh, gross. I don't care. Oh god, damn it, dude. That's so cute. Yeah, let's see what that's a big deal. I smell it, you shave around your penis and also shave
Starting point is 03:20:08 or whatever. I do it when I'm out of it. Yeah. I do it when I'm out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Finish my joke. No it's cool.
Starting point is 03:20:16 But you know what I'm talking, I got some heat coming, right? So, when you stop in the middle and you just, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, right? You're spewing from your bowl of shit. Okay, so. But I've got heat coming, right? Yeah. Now we don't get to hear it. Okay, so I've got heat coming, right? Yeah. Now we don't get to hear it.
Starting point is 03:20:26 Okay, that sucks. That sucks for us all, because I'm in for a really good time with everybody. And I'm just trying to add to it. I got you. Right? So I'm talking about the darkness all of a sudden. Are you serving up hot lasagna? I am.
Starting point is 03:20:37 I'm trying to, right? I've got a huge deep dish plate that just got out of the oven. Oh, you're gonna eat right now. Exactly. And it's got, and he's got, and I've got lasagna. No idea what's going on. So now what do you want me to do?
Starting point is 03:20:50 Just be quiet, and it's just like, would you like to try some lasagna? It's for you. You know what I mean? But you come at, and what do you do, dude? What? You shit all over my, my lasagna, and that's not cool for everyone, right?
Starting point is 03:21:02 Because no one can have it. It's not fun. Right? No one can eat it. And I wanted it. I wanted it. I want it. It was Yeah, I'll tell you this though when you talk when you talk high pitch like that It's me and condescending that makes me super mad. I'm not being condescending. No, you don't do it with the high pitch Okay, that's not your regular voice no, it's not and you're being Consent. Who's winning this fourth round?
Starting point is 03:21:26 Chilling. Honestly, it's anyone's fight. You've been watching. You gotta take the belt away from the champion, Brennan. That's what I've always said. That makes sense. You gotta take the belt away. You gotta take the belt away.
Starting point is 03:21:37 And right now... You gotta beat the champ to be the champ. Colby is not beating the champion. Oh, that was awesome. Oh, whoa! Dude, Colby's coming back to Colby. Oh, he really is, Oh, oh, oh! Dude, Cole was coming back. He was calling. He really is, huh? Cole brought it down and walked the fuck down.
Starting point is 03:21:48 He's a monster. Wow, these guys, they're friends, right? You know what they say in France? What they say about Cole being friends? They're a monster. Oh, God. No, they're not. They're a monster.
Starting point is 03:21:56 Yup. You don't speak French, though. Well, you do. You knew it. That was pretty good. I'm a press friend. Chris, it was a nice tool. Your name will be Chris.
Starting point is 03:22:04 French AP here. Oh, that's good. Punch him in the cock. Remember Benson had some wood punch you in the fucking thigh? Oh, they're taking a beating, huh? Josh, fight Benson. Yeah. Did he punch you in the thigh?
Starting point is 03:22:24 No. Oh, you found him in the back. He punched me in the back. He found me in the bell door did he punch you in the thigh? No, oh you found him in I'm in the dark. I'm in Bellythorne. He put you in the dick. I'm in UFC. He put you in the dick. Yeah, Josh. You're drunk, huh? Yeah, someone's got to be so we have a good one. You know what he's right. I haven't drank any he's got to do it I'm slow down. He's got a You know, it's a flight. It is bullshit. He took a flight from Ireland drink more whisky Cuz I want to ask you guys are so fucking read the fucking mask Josh it ever in the mask. Greatest shit ever keep drinking bro. I'll pay for you Uber and you're reading the mask I
Starting point is 03:23:07 Think you forget I flew for my But why do you sound Irish? I feel like four hours You're safe here, but you try It's a perfect for Josh I'm gonna kick in a pussy right now Shit this is a great shut up back to this Get him more whiskey right now I want to Josh you're reading that man's
Starting point is 03:23:42 Josh you're reading that man's leaving it through right? You know, you know, get the camera. Oh, his boys are throwing it. I don't know any trouble with you. I haven't been playing that much attention but Colby's kind of making a comeback. Yeah, he's coming back to the show.
Starting point is 03:23:58 Jim has been paying attention. Who's winning for sure? But Colby has been coming back. Look at this. Look at Col look at this look at this. There's the fourth Look at Colby who does not get tired Colby's the better wrestler. He's the better wrestler. Josh, but he hasn't got to take it Yeah, he hasn't really got to take it out. I couldn't understand that part. Yeah, it's okay It's okay. Bob, I love you so much. You keep drinking And I want you drunk and you are safe on this podcast and if you ever if you get drunk on every podcast
Starting point is 03:24:25 I will love you even more. This is what this is about Friends hanging out who gives a fuck if anybody judges you fuck anybody who judges Josh right now fuck you Brought to repeat when we drunk in Naples dude, they're gonna be drunk shit in Naples Well, they get so what's got why why Naples because I guess I'll be rocked on Dude Oh He did does Kobe come into make MMA and you have see better
Starting point is 03:24:56 What hey? Too long That's a long Way too long Too long to say that's too long I Don't you Slow Cheese I eat guys I wake up every morning eatin Your blood is gravy Fight this is a
Starting point is 03:25:25 Good misted again Little that cheese a like guys. Oh Fight this is a Kobe talk miss it again good missed it again. I love I miss you too. How do you not love him? How do you not love him when my favorite fighters? How do you not love to do? You're a little bit but you got a love boost man, too Oh, yeah, I'm a fighterer I would do that a lot of it. Do this coach as a man bun different dude Guys, a little just option different guy. You had your wars same guy same kind of guy I got shit all over you know, yeah, yeah, where's my makeup? I had my make up. I had my make up. I had my make up I had my make up. You try to save yourself. You know, that's the way out here. Where's my big? Oh, yeah
Starting point is 03:26:02 That's the way out of here. Oh yeah! I can't get hurt. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, cause that's gonna be fun. There's no brownie mornover here bro. I guess there's a real bit. There's a real bit of a business for you right now. I love you some Martin Vov.
Starting point is 03:26:13 Come on buddy. Oh! Dude. We're in round five ladies and gentlemen. Egg. Good commentary. We're in round five ladies and gentlemen. Round five right now, guys.
Starting point is 03:26:27 Look at this. Dude, just imagine we were the actual announcers for this fight. How mad would people be? Oh my God. So mad. Love it. Maybe the only guy who knows who he's talking about got the wrong. This was live.
Starting point is 03:26:41 Not burning. Look at Rogan dead serious. Yeah. How does that work? Do you love it? Do you love it? He's not here to laugh at us right now. Staying on my god.
Starting point is 03:26:51 Kill me, he's doing that. It's a great fight. Oh, shit. Oh, big cap. Big cap. Big cap with him. Bro, are you kidding me right now? I'm cold.
Starting point is 03:26:59 Are you kidding me right now, piece of shit? Cold bean. Cold bean. Rest on punch. This is the best thing to do. He's got a wrestling punch. Wrestling punch. Okay, he's loose., Russell Punch. Oh, no, this is the problem. He's got a Russell Punch, Russell Punch. Okay, he's loose. Oh my God.
Starting point is 03:27:08 Oh! Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, God, that's too brown. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Wobble! Call me, howington is not smart. Oh, smart, smart, smart.
Starting point is 03:27:18 It's not standing back. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. It looked like, hey, you don't talk. Oh, you look like he was like, you're a whore when he threw the bow. Why would he go in and take a bet? You should've run out of time, right, count. You're not going to say as a point.
Starting point is 03:27:30 He's not going to write. He rocked him a bunch of times. That's when he went for the fucking kill. Now who's the sole lean? We would slap him, because he's tired. I'm getting smart. I'm getting smart. I'm learning.
Starting point is 03:27:39 No, no, no, I can't. I am learning. Learn. I am getting smarter each moment that passes about the UFC. I am getting smarter each moment that passes about the ufc i am getting smarter each moment that passes christmas cyborg watching uh... it's metacris metacris is back hello it's metacris watch out uceman
Starting point is 03:27:57 covington is coming for that ass that was so good metacris metacris metacris hello i am metacris metacris metacris who's winning this fight he's wobbling it's right now
Starting point is 03:28:22 anybody's game one of these two men will be the victor. Jesus. Chin, chin. Fucking me. This shit up right now. The fuck is this? It's all good. Dude, you're gonna see. It's all good.
Starting point is 03:28:36 Jesus. It's all good. Dude, don't worry, Josh, at the end of this, not that you need my help, but I'm going to help you fuck Brian up. You don't need my help. Yeah. I don't need it. Yeah, I'll jump right away. How evenly matched this don't because I will fucking I No, no, I'm just saying I will use my open hand and stuff. Honestly after this all of you. I'm going to go He's slid. I'm having a slip. Oh, right? I'm a slip. That's a slip. You guys relax. It was just an accident
Starting point is 03:29:03 It was an accident. Yeah. That wasn't a TKL. Metacris, did Chris send you and now you are running out of battery or what's going on? No, I'm just tired. Okay, but I have had a long day. Okay, so Metacris you don't sound human Hello, you're trying to and seems like Chris Cis and I see
Starting point is 03:29:37 Hello, it's not working. What did you eat for breakfast? Now? Shorting out Chris in another fucking cyborg. I didn't realize we were watching two fights. Not anymore Chris. Does anyone have a USB charger? No. Fuck. Fuck. This is so embarrassing. Chris and a fucking rep like a... Ah, fuck. He's having that fucking cyborg. Chris, I mean, auto-correct. I couldn't really understand what was happening when I... Oh man, Chris! Auto correct. Chris.
Starting point is 03:30:12 Oh fuck, come on, we're on the... Yeah, we did. We're replenish. As long as he doesn't say anything racist. I am so into... Polarheads and Quirvo. I'd love to buy crypto. There it is.
Starting point is 03:30:30 God, he's nasty. Come on, come on, come on, come out swing it with this break here. Look at this, be though, I think. You think he's left? I poke. No, as far as the fight, a draw, I think. No. It's through one, it was smaller. I'm gonna say his left, I poke. No, as far as the fight, a draw, I think. No? It's through one, it was smaller, but.
Starting point is 03:30:48 10, eight, just like around this, maybe. Oh yeah. Oh, finger in the eyeballs. We don't like fingers in the eyeballs that are here in the UFC dude. It's definitely frowned upon. God damn. That was a nibre.
Starting point is 03:30:59 Do you think he meant to do it? No, no, no. No, natural reaction. Yeah. Bad asses. Hell yeah. You just don't get tougher or better than these two. Both of these guys are nuts. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I never thought I would actually like agree with fucking with Calon. I was a good with them with them. You fight. I got deep. No, you know, I thought it was gonna be fine.
Starting point is 03:31:29 I really like when you said it. No, what would you say? It's brown five. I was big. But that's bad. I got shit. I like I kept saying kill it. Kill by the way.
Starting point is 03:31:38 Asia. And by the way, you and I were both throwing him wrestling. No, slug it out because he's right there with the yeah Russell But he has wrestled more to Josh's point. He's wrestling more than did last. Yeah, he's also winning I'm not gonna say yeah, he's letting There's always been swinging winning right I would I really really I'll say take a second really These judges who fucking knows could be a draw. I hope it's a draw me too. I love draw. That was a fake punch
Starting point is 03:32:04 He didn't I don't know who's winning this I gotta give it to champion just cut was a three one who's on yeah It's about to be for that's fair. Well, there's six seconds left anything at up. Maybe three two. Oh He hit the most crumpled them crumper. That's a that's a term Well, yeah, let's kiss let's kiss kiss me kiss that. Let's kiss. Let's kiss me. They talk it's not that cool. Oh, he's been cool. Oh, have you seen the latest episode of Congratulations?
Starting point is 03:32:31 Oh, there you go. That's cool. I like that. He's like, you know, weird. That's not called your welcome. He's like, dude, it's fucking weird. So you check out the companion. I hope the tongue gets stuck.
Starting point is 03:32:39 It was a good fight. That was a good fucking fight. Yeah. You got to give it up. That's respect. You know, I do right. Oh, you didn't mean it actually. I it up. That's respect. You know I do right. Oh, you didn't mean it actually. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 03:32:47 That's respect. I like that, right? I don't watch close enough to judge the fight. I would assume it's three, two, come on. You gotta give it to this man, but this is what a great way to do tonight a fight. What is it? 48.46.
Starting point is 03:32:59 You're a really good commentator. I will, I will give that. I won't give you that. They're not, it's not gonna be a draw. No, not with these judges last time there was a drawn USC March no, there's been Jaws Reasons Sim March It was one of the months
Starting point is 03:33:19 I think Jesus Christ they are both that's incredible man hurricanes. Oh Jesus you know what I got to give it up that one it that one it guys I might have wanted actually that wanted that wanted to be there it is and there it is Alright now now watch this God damn it There have also been three draws in the FC. Yeah, so three draws total. That's it. That's it. Wow. That's not good. One was Robbie Lawler.
Starting point is 03:33:52 I think one was Robbie Lawler with Donald's Ronnie, right? I don't know. Yeah. I think that's one of them. I feel like he's been one in three. Evenly matched fucking. Oh, there's such a good matchup. Oh my god. There's such a good matchup. Jesus Christ. That's a great fight. It was a great fight Calville Rodriguez Rua Paul Craig No, 45 no. That much. That's one crazy judge of that, but no way.
Starting point is 03:34:27 Who's giving that? 49.45. Woodley Thompson is straight drawing to 16. I'll give him that. That guy's body, huh? Body top, huh? You like it? I love it, I love it, man.
Starting point is 03:34:39 I want to cuddle him. Just see what it's like. Whoa, dude, by a stick. Anybody with a body like that? By a stick. Who? Me? Sure. There. a body like this, dude. Oh, me? Sure. There.
Starting point is 03:34:47 Yeah, one of these two. Look at these two bad motherfuckers. What a fight. Honestly, I'll cut it to anyone. What a fight. What a championship fight. Are you kidding me? Hell yeah, Brian, give it to him.
Starting point is 03:34:59 Dude. I mean, and Bruce's jacket. When you guys know, Christmas jacket. 4847. Bruce's jacket. He's Christmas jacket. 4847. That's fair. Uh, fair. 70, 7, 8, 77, 8. Yep.
Starting point is 03:35:13 Who's been one? Who's been one? Who's the fuck is who? Yeah, what's the fuck is who? Yeah, what's the fuck? That's a good point. That's a good point. But we said that they go to distance, so I went.
Starting point is 03:35:21 Right. What else? Nah, I want that. Sorry, buddy. Hmm. You'll be too grand so 44 7 49 46 What else 48 47 seems fair Well, I'm either either way either way has been one there's been one What a rare Human being Usman is
Starting point is 03:35:42 Actually, he actually didn't even look tired.'ll tell you you didn't care about watches, Rogan. He has nice watches. That's a nice watch. That might be a grand say go. Oh really? Yeah, you guys don't know watches. It looks like. Rogan, if you ask Rogan, how much that cost he goes, I have no idea. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know how much a carnail cross. So we get a $40. $45.50, right? 15 grams. Grand Theco's a nice, they're expensive too. For you, the right one. Great craft.
Starting point is 03:36:12 Great craftsmanship. You want to tag the way? Probably. What? It's $200. Tags are expensive, they can. They can. They're crazy.
Starting point is 03:36:24 Not like Rolex, they can. No, they're crazy. Not like Rolex, they don't. No, they're like three, four, five. It would go Rolex and I'm in Bretling's or expensive. I love Bretling. The APs are ridiculous. Is that who's that guy right there? The dude, this guy. That's his brother in the back.
Starting point is 03:36:36 That's his brother. Right there in the show. I'm gonna yell the turtle neck. No, I'm talking about that guy right there. Oh, yeah, that guy's in a sassin. That guy's in a sassin. Yeah. Look at this an assassin. Yeah. Like, look at this. Look at this. Oh, have you seen the latest episode of congratulation? That's what that's what he's saying. I don't know if that's really.
Starting point is 03:36:53 I heard his wife. No, his wife is a dime piece. You can't be world champion. I have a lot. Look how lost the guy in the back is with the fucking thing around his neck. It's almost fucking lost his shit. Just literally thinks he's at his house. He's security. Bro, shut up man. I'll use law. Chris, that's so rude, they shut up. Shut up bro.
Starting point is 03:37:12 Hey, what the fuck is this now? You're all like tight with us. He does, man. That's it. All right, kids, I'm in Dallas this week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, shows almost sold out. Dallas, Assetton, and prof. shooting 30 minutes special. Come on out, the shows almost sold out. Dallas, Asin and Prof. Schoen, 30-minute special.
Starting point is 03:37:26 Come on out, the whole crew is there. Everton, Washington, one night only November 27th, that is damn-nissled out, which I don't know where Everton's at, but it's the one night in the haunted theater in Everton, Washington. And then for New Year's, I'm in, how do you say that, Chip? Dania Florida. Dania Florida, it's Florida.
Starting point is 03:37:43 Florida, you know what I'm saying? New Year's Eve, December 3 Damn yeah, Florida. Damn yeah, Florida. It's Florida, all right. Florida. Oh, you know, I have to say. New Year's Eve, December through through first, but this week Dallas, you up, Brian, you're at the hot, doing husband puppies. I know, I met off the hook comedy club, and after shows, I'll probably come out, take pictures, it's 20 bucks to touch me,
Starting point is 03:37:57 and I know, I know, but you get to touch me. I mean, that's a deal, but that's just this deal. No, it is a deal. Really hands, real. A hand roll. Pump face, or? No, no, deal but your hands roll. No, it is the hands Pompassor no Pompass Pompass really really so we do a TSA thing and that's right Okay, you guys can check me for all kinds of weaponry and believe me. I got it But it's all comedic. You know what I'm saying guys I think I remember 11 12 13 and 14 even a Sunday dude First time I'm doing Sunday, but what about your but you're a Christian?
Starting point is 03:38:23 I know and I'm doing this Sunday all money goes to Christ. Oh really? That sounds like a lie, but I off the cook and they oh by the way cook After that I got Orlando Florida the matter in November 19th Orlando's fun. Fuck yeah Kansas City, Missouri in Proves December 17th You're playing the three worst places in a row Orlando Kansas City in Oklahoma That's cool. That's cool.
Starting point is 03:38:45 That's the whole thing. It's so bad. Break down. Comic club, that's for fucking New Year's. Are you out of your fucking mind? Oh dude, you're gonna, oh, you're gonna bring in the New Year in Oklahoma City? Yes.
Starting point is 03:38:56 I'll come. You're gonna open for me. And now don't do it. You gonna cancel the show? No, I don't, I don't, I don't, okay. No, what's, Chris? Chris. I can't, I can't. You can cancel the show Just quite a little answer you can cancel it up It's gonna be a good round Chris it was a palakam thus we didn't do that much Yes, I
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