The Fighter & The Kid - WE BACK! | TFATK Ep. 904

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub are back from a week off. The guys recap Bryan's trip to Jerusalem, Brendan's trip to Texas to meet with Aaron Rodgers, Chin's trip to Korea and talk current events around the world including Elon Musk fighting Mark Zuckerberg in a cage fight, the Titan submarine tragedy and much more.  House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK

Yes we did, cause we got it again It's the finaly again This is really the fighter in the kid Come on mate 10 days buddy 10 days Say it to 10 days Everyone's fresh off of vacation

You guys feel good? You well rested? No I'm not No I'm sure not We should be I did not plan for 16 hours and I was thinking Hold on, really quick What's the longer flight? You know, where'd you go? Israel?

I went from yeah I went to Israel I'm just answering that Israel and then Chen Chen went to Korea Which is a longer flight? You know, where'd you go, Israel? I went from, yeah, I went to Israel. I just answer that. Israel and then Chen went to Korea, which is a long flight. Korea, I think. Korea was about 13 hours to go. Okay, so that's, that's adorable. That's adorable.

I was 14 and a half. Okay, so you did be. Yeah. Now I'm out of my life. My lady, my lady, she slept, she stopped all the way through. Did she take anything? Fuck no. She just went, I'm gonna go to bed and just

For 14 hours. I got I went down for about six hours and it was a toss. He turned six hours because I can't sleep in those You know I was lucky enough to fly you know first class, but daddy those beds don't move much and So I didn't I didn't sleep well, but But you know it is what it is, dude, because 10 days in, well, too long, it's... 10 days too long to be anywhere. 10 days too long to be anywhere, though. And I love my family, but that might be... Everything is a little too long in general.

Now, let me... Well, 10 days if you're working, if you're like... When I went to Europe and you're touring 10 days, it's different. 10 days to chill. You say touring? Chill! Hold on, what did you say? Chill, no. No, I was in a on, what did you say? Chill, no.

No, I was in a bus, Baba. I was doing tours, Baba. I was in a bus. Oh, like touring the city. Yeah, I was with a guy. You know, were you educate yourself? Yeah. But after one day, I'm like, no, I got it.

Well, I went, one day in Jerusalem, I said this, you go and you go to the old city and you see the old city and those walls have been standing there for a long time. Sure. And then you see the dome of the rock and you go, now why is everybody trivia questions? Okay, if you don't know it, why is Jerusalem the most holy city for

Jews, Muslims and Christians? Because that's where it started, right? That's where he... What started? What is it? It's okay, I don't know, because this is not... You know, suppose... Did the Old Testament?

It's the Old Testament. I like that. Can he walk through there? Okay. Right. Who? Jesus. No, Jesus did the Old Testament. It's the Old Testament. I like that. And he walked through there, okay? Right. Who? Jesus. No, Jesus is the Abraham.

Abraham. Abraham. Abraham. Good, Baba. What did Abraham do in Jerusalem in that specific spot? Abraham. Abraham freed the slave. Nope, he did that's most of the spot.

Oh, that's Abraham. He's linking to it. No, that's most of the free, the true. But it's so did Abraham. He did, Abraham. But yeah, maybe Abraham's confused. Well, that's Moses, he freed the church. So did he. Lincoln. He did, Abraham. But your Maverick Ham is confused. Well, there you go.

Now Abraham did what? He, what he got to ask Abraham to do. And I was hoping to ask him, he's an engineer. What did you think? Kill his son. Kill his son. He said, sacrifice Isaac. Now, here's the thing.

I'm sure this is a fun, yeah, vacation. Sure. Believe me, Molle. Right? Well, that's a totally different stuff. That's it. Molle. Molle. So you're bringing this up to him. Believe me, Molly, right? Well, that's a totally different stuff. That's a lot of you, the love. Well, you're, so, and believe me, Molly, so you're bringing this up to your,

believe me, Molly. Now, that's a 5,000 year old story. Abraham, God said, Abraham, sacrifice, show me how loyal you are to me, sacrifice, the son I gave you after you tried forever when you were 80 with Sarah, your only son. Now, this was his eldest son,

and he goes to kill some of the knife and God says, hold it. Just see if you do it. See if you do it. Boom. And we're off to the races. Now that spot, that mythical spot is what happened. The Jewish temple. Then the Ottomans come in. The Ottomans were Muslim. The Turks. They come in. They take no shit. You Jews get out of here. You Christians get the fuck out of here. We got this. And we're going to take that temple. we're gonna raise it, we're gonna tear it down, we're gonna build a mosque over it.

We're gonna build, there's a lot of that goes on in the Holy... Not down, build up. Yeah, church, let's tear it down, build a mosque, let's tear that down, build a church, let's tear that down, build a mosque, it was a lot of that. The Jews never did that,

because they were too small, they didn't have enough. Let me ask someone, when you're at that temple across the street, is there a McDonald's? There's not. Is there a merch? There is's not there's there's there is merch everywhere ice cream. There is merch everywhere now Israel is a place where you're either You're either fanatically religious You're a super there always a war. It's always war. Oh, those are, Muslims and Jews are living together all the time. A lot of rock throwing, right? Oh, there's a lot more. You know the road?

There's, no, there's a lot more than that. I wish you did. There's a lot of stories I can hit you with. I went to the West Bank and saw the wall when they built a wall with the Palestinians that can't go beyond the wall. Yeah. There's a lot of that stuff.

It's all about, and it's all about, it's all about people's different interpretations. For sure, I know. It's interesting, it's history, you wouldn't believe it, right? Well, listen, Brennan, you keep saying if you believe it now. If you're a faithful person, I'm sure it's a beautiful destiny. Well, see the thing is, Brennan, you gotta understand that if you pray, if you believe in the Quran,

or if you believe in the Old Testament, you can believe in the Quran, and see Muslims believe in the Quran or if you believe in the Old Testament You can believe in the Quran. See Muslims believe in the Old Testament. They believe in the Old Testament But there's a divide there between Jews and Muslims you see yeah, I get it understand now Christians They got their own thing they got their own thing Muslims and Jews don't believe that Jesus was God now I went to Jesus's tomb where they say he was laid to rest right there in a cave. I looked at that cave. That was pretty cool. Is he actually laid to like the guy who we consider as Jesus Christ as laid there? They think they know where it was. Do you think he...

Here's why they can't know. No, but here's why they think they do know. Because what is it? When you're an invading army and you come in and you you insulate, it's great to be in the ancient times because you and I are hanging out In a business you got you love your kids you have your kids and your wife the tell them rape them. Oh, no Here you go. We're gonna come in. We're gonna kill you front of your kids now your kids are gonna be sold to slaves Your wife is gonna be still come over to home is gonna run into That's our lady and your kids gonna be slaves. It's all good

Now you religious you got some you believe in God? Jesus, cool. We're gonna raise that. We're gonna tear that down. We're gonna burn to the ground. And we're gonna build on that site, our, our, yeah, we're gonna take it over. Yeah. When they're in a town, I was like, I'm with you guys.

So the Romans were like, you know, these Jews are, are, these Jews are a little, they're a little crazy here. So we're gonna, we're gonna build our temples on top. We're gonna, we're gonna build on this shit. We're gonna knock all this stuff. We're gonna kill y'all. So we're gonna, we're gonna build our temples on top. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, or the Christians and the Jews became Christians, right, the sect of Jews became these Christians who followed this guy. The Jews were first, right?

Jesus, yes. Jesus of Nazareth and the Romans were like, we're done with you guys. You're making too much fucking trouble. Fuck off. And they built temples on the site where Jesus, so that's this, did you see Jews cross bones? I didn't, but so that on the site where Jesus. So that's this. Did you see Jesus Christ's bones?

I didn't, but so where Jesus was, so the Christians would go to where Jesus was crucified, where they say he was brought up to heaven and where he was laid to rest. So the Christians would gather there and the Romans were like, we don't like this anymore. Get the fuck out of there. Hey, well, they build a site on there. And then when when the Christians took over Constantine's mother, to when found out where the Romans built those temples, and that's why they think they know where he was crucified, where he was, but no archaeologists looked into it. They did. And they saw a body under. They didn't see a body under there, but they have the slab.

How about this? There's a slab where Jesus's body was dressed in the Jewish tradition. After he was crucified, right? Sure. Sure. The slab is still there. You only get a new shit for watching Ghost Adventures. Well, the slab is still there, Baba. And if you don't think that everybody who's a Christian comes in there and touches it, it says a prayer.

A hundred percent believe. Yeah, I bet. And O'Brien put his hands on that thing. Hey, we could use it right now. I felt it, right? Do you want for me? I did. How do we need it? I felt some power in there. Right? use it right now. I felt it, right? Do you want for me? I did. I need it. I felt some power in that. Right?

Maybe I should go. I felt a little power. You think you can tell when you're full of shit, Brian? Yeah. Do you think that's why you didn't work out for you? Boba, come on. I did my best. Yeah.

Now, food was nice. Food is, depends on where you go, Brennan. Really? Depends on where you go. You guys didn't, probably didn't have an in though Where to go you know the hot spots daddy loves Arabic food. I grew up with it. Yeah, so if you're not in That's your means trouble now now I love it. I'll need all the homos All the labneh all this bully all the meat is that minute but that's more Mediterranean in it

Yeah, but I was gonna say hummus, but then I thought oh, that's Mediterranean. That's actually Arabic Is it I like a nice hummus home it's beautiful thick hummus some oil well what i would do is we went to some of the older see we went to some of the drowsy the old the air the air the air was who had been there forever and the women cooked us some home made shit those nice knock your dick into the dirt well why because they make the cheese in the cows right there. Yeah, sure. Because I went eight Bedouin food where the chickens and the lambs were, they killed right there. They're dead, they're those crazy.

Now that's good. Now Dad, you had the lambs house from where you're going right now? You like this though, Daddy decided on the ninth day, I'll get restless, Bob. Nine days, nine days, bring up Petra. I can't believe you decided to go for this long. Bring up Petra. Just show, I want the landscape. It's a long slide. So you don't want to do up Petra. I can't believe you decided to go for this. I want Petra. I want the landscape.

It's a long slide. So you don't want to do short Petra. Jordan? Yeah. Now it's one of the seven winners of the world. Okay. Now, well this looks like some game of throne shit. Oh, you have no idea about it. They shot some of the game of thrones there. I can't believe you said that. So it's where in the end of Jones was shot. They shot a bunch of shit there. No, but can you go, that's just what they carved into it. They hadn't found this place until 1812,

this Swiss archaeologist, but I gotta get, I gotta get, not too long ago. No. I hate what people say that. That's forever ago. Can you get like a wide shot? Just 300 years ago. Just go to the landscape I wanna show.

Just 300 years ago, I mean. That's all I had. We didn't have plumbing. It wide, 300 years ago. I was a landscape, I want to show. Just 300 years ago, I mean, that's all I had. We didn't have plumbing. It's like 300, you know, a long, three years ago. It's a long time. Man, kind of real thing. Now, Bob, that's, that's,

that right there is Petra. And it goes on from miles, okay? Now I'm there. You think it's a little hot? You think it's a little hot? Not bad. Yeah. Now,

hey, also, Grand Canyon though, right? It is the Grand Canyon, where we're going to work. Yeah, good, here's a little hot? Not bad. Yeah. Now, also, the Grand Canyon though, right? It is the Grand Canyon. Yeah, good. There's one right now. Should Grand Canyon. A little more, a little more ancient and vast, right? That's, no, that's not more vast than the Grand Canyon, daddy.

Well, here's the difference between a Grand Canyon and that. Ready for this? Yeah. There are people that live among those rocks. So you're in the middle of nowhere. There are rock people, though. that you'll see a fucking tent and some camels right there you'll see there people living there

this crack in your right not there that's empty that's empty that's vast no there's there's people you can go there and see where people live well but they got they got people have been living there forever and they live off of their goats their camels that people have been living there forever and they live off of their goats, their camels, their some bread and some dates. That's their world. And that's their world, but. No, that's their world. Oh, that's their world.

That's their world. That's their world. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, when you see, when I say right now, they're right now, out there in the middle of nowhere, I said to the bedroom and I go, I could just throw you out there and you'd figure it out, it goes no problem and They just live in either caves or intense off their camels

Bro, you didn't need to go 7,000 miles to see this I'll take you to a trailer park up the road and these boys are living crazy Well, they're real health the better one are a lot healthier true a lot tighter families now Learn a couple things. I'm gonna couple things. Camels. Steak. What smarter than what smarter a horse or a camel? Man, I'm spending a lot of time around the camel.

Can't say a horse is smarter. Camels smarter. They hold the water. I think you're like about a camel. I love their lips. I love their lips. I love their they spit. Well, camels get super attached to you.

And if you don't think you're going to get attached to your camel, you're sorely mistaken. They get super attached. Are you made of connection with a camel? Oh, I didn't. Oh, no, no, no. They don't get far. You look like baby camel, right? You're new?

Hey, your face look like baby camel, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It looks like a camel, bro. That's why he was all up on you. You baby camel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I'll kick you right off. There's baby camels in the back. There's camels following. The rear of training. The process of training my camels right now. So guys, at ease, it's kinda hanging out.

I'll be back. How hot is it there? Stay together in a cluster, a tight cluster. Make sure it's super tight. So hot. Hot. You know the center of the sun? Yes, that is.

Little hotter than that. Is it dry there too, no humidity? Well, there's no water, Bob. No, no, it's the most forbidding terrain, and they live off of it. How long we're on those seahorse? Little too long. Now, here's the thing.

You look like you. Here's the thing. You got a, if you got a male camel, do me favor. Do me favor. Never, never mistreat it. Try to help get. Never mistreat it. You got a male camel? Do me favor? Do me favor? Never. Never, Mr. Treatit. Try to help get. Never, Mr. Treatit.

Never. You know, I'm talking about if you're 10 years old and you gave it a whip whipping. I'd never forget. It'll remember you. It's like an elephant. Beyond, it'll remember you. You're that smart.

And the guy said, you would never, ever, ever. You know how you get, it's like late and you want to take a nap because it's so hot And you use your camel for shade or you use your camel when there's a wind storm don't do the camel like that Don't lean against don't ever sleep against a male camel. Why he might decide that he's had enough of you And he will fucking kill you. Oh well just after 10 years. How old though? It's stupid doll teeth. I'm so glad you asked.

They're so stupid. So glad you asked. Oh no. They take their elbows and they chop on you and land. Like Dan Henderson? They Dan Henderson, you're fucking just. Oh, yes, and they're big. They're big, right?

Oh, they're about, well, bring up a male camel to wait. They take you and they jam their elbows until you die. They won't stop selling you die. And then they go, told you not to fuck with me, but I was only 10. Yeah, to 1,400 pounds.

Yeah, to 1,400 pounds, so you enjoy that. And then they store the water in their humps, right? Now females will never do that, ever. So your boy decides, your boy decides, hey, you know what, I'm done. I don't wanna do this tour guide. I see a Bedouin and he's got his horse

and they're taking people on horse back, but they're walking then, they're holding the horse. And you know me, oh yeah, they'll fuck you up. They will fuck you up. They will fuck you up, dude. You tell me you don't look like a camel bro. That's crazy. Hey, I don't like I'm a camel Joe bro. I'm in the middle of a story. You tell me Crazy they're so stupid looking

Angry camel kills young man and Jordan right where I was don't fuck around be All right, I'm not worried about stupid camel in Jordan. Write where I was. Don't fuck around, B. All right. I'm not worried about a stupid camel. Oh, he'll kill you, dude. I would love to see you try to fuck around. Look at this stupid teeth. That ain't stupid. Take it back.

Take that as a cap. They're my favorite. They're my new favorite animal. Did you drink camel milk? I did it. You know why? Suck it, dude. Cause they said no matter who you are,

no matter who you are, the first time you drink it, second time, you will shit immediately oh yeah yeah but it's super fatty and rich they'll they'll milk it right there and it's warm and you drink it yeah just couldn't quite do it I got on a horse I said to the guy hey I want to just ride and he goes okay in the sand you ride I go yeah yeah I get on a fucking Bedouin's horse and an aeropony. Well, my lady and my family, my dad goes,

what are you doing? What are you doing? I go, I'm gonna ride, he's gonna say, he takes me, I will take you where nobody is, where nobody goes. I'm in. There's barely anybody here to. I'm in.

No, it's like, you know, Patrick's Taurus everywhere. Okay. So I get on the horse and I quickly realize, it's been a long time since I ridden a horse. And I don't really know how to turn the horse. And the horse doesn't give a fuck about me. And he can tell I'm not. He can feel it, yeah, he can feel it.

If he, if he, the horse is gonna feel if you're a pushover. And they, they'll just bend down, start eating. You're not allowed to do that. Well, the horse, for also, he's gonna take me up these steep things. The horse goes, the horse goes, fuck you, I'm not doing that. I want to stay on the flats. So he has to smack the horse in the ass

and yank it over. And now the horse, now I'm, the horse doesn't have it. And now I'm up on top of nowhere and I'm galloping, where I have no business doing it. And I almost fall off three times. Yeah, horses are no joke. Yeah, it's no joke and And then where did you guys say the hotel? Yeah, stay in hotel 10 days is too long. No, it's just too long and it wasn't relaxing

And it was I was learning a lot but even for me I learn for 10 days a little too much four days of's good, and then once your brain goes, we're good, dude. Yeah, I was at that wall, real depressing. Depressing? Well, so is my face, but anyway, I look like, you know what? You know what? You look like a camel. I look a little bit like a camel.

Yeah, you look just like a camel. But that's the camel, that's the angle of it. No, it's just you have similar features of camel, dude. Am I a camel? Yeah, I thought it's whatever. It's not a terrible thing. No, it's just you're just you have similar features of camel, dude. Am I camel? Yeah, it's not with whatever It's not terrible thing. It is a terrible thing. That's bad angles same teeth. Oh good. Um, where are you saying? Be let's take a little break. I'm in Covenia here in Covenia Covenia Covenia I mean yeah, you're in Covenia this Thursday Friday. I said a brand new. I'm at that new new It's a little theater out there in Kovina, California. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. Kovina. K, Saturday, David Lucas will be with me come get some fam, take that thickboy.com. New

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You piece of shit. I am, buddy. I really am. I just am. Everybody's got a gun there. Out there? Oh, yeah. It's just everybody's at war all the time.

Everybody's ready. And a lot of rock throwing, right? A lot of rock throwing. A lot of American. You see a lot of shady Americans there. A lot of shady special lots. Oh, I'm you see a lot of shady Americans there, a lot of shady special officers, I expect a lot of that. Yeah, bet.

I think going vacation, I did work. I was in Denver on Wednesday night, met up with our boy Ian Rogers and Aubrey, and then I went to the psychedelic convention, wasn't aware I was gonna be part of that. Okay, did you do any psychedelic spreading? No. You did not of that. Okay, did you do any psychedelics, Brennan? No. You did not.

No. Okay. No. And then there's... If you did do psychedelics, what would probably be, what would be the most likely thing that you would have done? I mean, maybe mushrooms. I was like a mushroom conference.

But I had, we were in the green room and there's some mushroom expert like showing like slides and and there's 5,000 people 5,000 people I just kind of he's like the mushroom expert I don't walk in the green room my own this guy's bombing and they were laughing so I guess he's like the guy I went I went hey the shaman's eating cock out there, am I right? They're laughing so hard. Obviously, dude, the guy's like, a living legend, I know, but he had some punch up on his jokes. There's eating cock, huh? You know, I've been one of those. Oh yeah.

Where they're medicine, they're, they talk about plant medicine. I'm like, Aubrey and Aaron Rodgers, they were cool, because they just got there and talked in. Rodgers talked about how to help him and stuff like that. So there's was entertain, but that boring has it helped him yes Yeah, yeah, man when he's football. Yeah, man when he breaks it down. Yeah, when he started how many touchdowns he's thrown since it's nuts That's what I said to him. Yeah, yeah nuts

I don't believe it, but I promise yeah, I know you promise bad. No, no, no, no no push back on that a little bit no you want MVP after you did right yeah but NFL MVP no he showed the great wasn't yeah but he shows the numbers before and then after it's I'm telling you that's true yeah yeah that's actually he has a whole the whole thing yeah yeah I mean I mean I feel like he would know what did he say about that? What was it about that that did it for him? Just like it helped them connect with people and open up his mind to like certain connections, because he has a lot of childhood trauma stuff like that.

Oh wow. Yeah, like it really opened up his mind to different things. And did he do it with somebody like a shot? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you ever do that? I would do that. Yeah, I would do that. Yeah, they want me to do it.

And I'm trying to want it to myself very badly. Yeah, I don't remember if you do it with the right people. Don't remember any of it. Yeah, yeah. Well, I did too much. Yeah, I would do that. Yeah, they want me to do it. And trying to want it to myself. Very badly. Yeah, I don't remember if you do it with the right people. Don't remember any of it. Yeah, yeah. Well, I did too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I told them that story and they were all laughing.

They must have been very hard. Yeah. Is the joke of the night, to be honest. Well, I mean, yeah, we did it at L-Ways. We're just a good dude, man. We got a project we're working on. And then I left from there. And then Thursday I went to Dallas.

Dude, Glenn Beck. When's last time I heard that name Glenn Beck? Oh, I was a fan. I was a fan. He was at Fox left Fox. Bro, he owns the place. Bro, when I say his studios are the best studio I've ever I've been in we've been in studios. Yeah.

Any like podcasts like no dude. So he bought the old Paramount lot. Oh boy. In Dallas. In Dallas. We'll meet him. No, he he bought the old Paramount lot. Oh boy. And Dallas. And Dallas. Did you meet him? No, he wasn't there when I was there.

Okay. But dude, you walk in and they drop me off and I'm like, what the fuck? It's like a movie lot. I'm like, look, this is a podcasting. He's like, I just go through there checking out the gate, you walk in. There's a Bentley old school, Bentley $3 million.

He has like a bunch of old, he likes to collect old things. $3 million Bentley, like in the lobby. I'm like, oh my god, this is nuts. He has like all these artifacts, all this stuff. Dude, the sets was in the staff. I've never seen anything like it. Really?

Oh my god. And one of the guys, I was doing the show with David, he goes, how big does your studio, I heard thick boys going, oh yeah, it's cool. So you see where like your like little like coffee area and he was yelling to the Bentley, he was like, it's cool. So you see where your little coffee areas, he was yelling to the belly, he was like, it's about that big. He's like, oh, interesting.

Yeah, there's this like, you're talking 40 foot sealant nuts. Wow. Nuts. It's on press. That's really cool. Went back as my Norstar now. I mean, it's nuts. Well, maybe.

He just went Fox, see ya. Let me make a move now. And you just did all his, but we're gonna down. Fort Worth is the move. Cause I stayed at this hotel, you all his, but we go to Dallas. Fort Worth is the move, because I stated that this hotel, you know me, I love hotels. Yeah.

There's hotel Emma, then there's hotel driver, brother, hotel driver. You don't say. My God. You know daddy's always in Dallas. You love this. Hotel driver,

now it's in Fort Worth. So it's about 30 minutes outside Dallas. Gotcha. Dude, but it's on this, so they have like, it's like this dope hotel, but on the premises like Hotel Emma, across the street is the rodeo,

rodeo is every Friday and Saturday, then they have the livestock over here, and there's just a strip of cowboys shit, like nice stay-couses and bars, it was so cool, man. I was just walking around exploring. Yeah, top three hotels I've ever stayed in. Really? Amazing, amazing. The whole area is just so dope

It's hidden you pull in you like oh my god. Well, you don't what you realize there's money in Dallas. Oh big boy My big boy money old-school oil money like crazy crazy. Well, I was just walking around. Oh so nice I mean you talk about America you're talking about the best that America has to offer in a lot of ways. It's nice. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun out there. You had a good podcast? Yeah, yeah, I did the normal world where they do I think they just start so they do Three episodes on YouTube and then it's behind the paywall. That was the place. So the blaze is all behind the play with paywall. Yes Like it's kind of like daily wire. Yeah, it's all Glendex thing.

Like everything he does, he monetizes books, everything. Wow. He monetizes every single thing he does. Well, there were a conservative, you know, like ecosystem. Oh, dude. And the last time he was to be pushing more people in that direction.

You see a setup, a mind blown. Mind blown. Wow. Never seen like it. Wow. I call my grandma, like if I ever got Glenbeck's money, I would build the exact same studio. I would call whoever the engineers are,

like build it just like Glenbeck's. Wow. Jesus. Nuts. How many shows do you have on a book? Wow, I don't know. He has hit, like you walk in his studios right there. It's all glass, real, you know, professional.

And then you go back to studio one, they're seven. You go to back to studio one. Now they, remember, it's Paramounts, they shoot, they shot the Robocop movies there, the old school Robocops, Robocop one, Robocop two, Barney was shot out of there, some parts of any of the joint, like it's Paramount. I bet you they're talking to Tucker Carlson,

I mean, everybody is, right? Yeah, if that's what Tucker wants to do, 100%. Yeah, there's stupid money in that. Cause he, there's no way he's like, I'm maybe Twitter's paying him a fee. You look at the views he's getting. I'm sure he's getting a fee from Twitter. He's still tough to get people to buy

behind a paywall, right? It's the views, the viewership's not talking, anybody cares about it's the viewership. So that he can go off and do his Glenn Beck thing and make all the money. So how long will you detect it for? Just a day. Oh, that's it.

Just a while. I flew in that morning. You went to Austin first. No, I didn't go to Austin. You didn't? Because remember, I was gonna meet Aubrey and Aaron Rogers in Austin. Yeah.

He was like, okay, we gotta be in Denver for this convention. Meet us here. I need a reason come to Denver. So I flew to Denver. How long are you there? A night, just a night. I got in 11, then left the next morning for Dallas at 11. I was in Dallas that night.

And there's the night in the flew back to Elian Friday. You stay with your brother? No, no, no. I don't tell. Yeah. That happens there for business. And I didn't hang out with anybody. That's great.

But yeah, Dallas was cool. I could live in Dallas. Oh, yeah. What might? That's great. Yeah, Dallas was cool. I could live in Dallas. Oh Might I'm up for anything, buddy. You never know You don't know daddy. There's some changes as well check to sniff it out and Things just are okay. Yeah, it's her can Old school bro. Old school. Yeah, back to what we do true man. You shaved your head a little bit Well, Joe's getting long on the sides just the sides. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Just the side right here out in the back there No, still puffy. All right, so don't mind you when you're when you're scruffy. Yeah, thanks, Doug. Yeah, yeah Looker

Uh-huh very very very common haircut out there in Dallas. I was not aware. I look like every cowboy out there Yeah, I was like, okay. well, yeah, that's fine. You talk football with Aaron? Barely. We talk about CU, but not really. We talk about it. Literally everything else looks football. Great guy. Such a good person. Yeah. Great guy. Great, great guy. Top 10 quarterbacks of all time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for all of them. That crazy. That crazy.

Playing 17 years, dude. Isn't that crazy? Not telling. At that level, he's playing at nuts. How big is he about your size? Big thinner. Yeah, about my height. Six, three, six, four. Jesus. Yeah, he's no punk.

No. No punk. But not a thick guy. Not thick. No, he's not thick. Big legs. But not like a thick guy, no. Two, 25, okay.

Yeah, that's absolutely. The center. Super 225. Okay. Yeah. Settler. I know. Super stud. Great person. I'm sure you saw all the news with Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. No. No. Can I say how I coach them? Well, first of all before even getting to that. Fuck the coaching. I like how I like how, how, give me your thoughts on this, how Dana goes. This isn't a gimmick fight. This fight would do more numbers than any other fight I ever produced.

I'm like, you're confusing people watching. It can, people can, a lot of people can watch a fight, but still a gimmick. This is a, the biggest gimmick you have seen has ever been associated with. Without it now. CM Punk was a gimmick. What if he was not a gimmick? Brock Lesnar is someone who say, gimmick rock leathers some say give me came Chape whatever you're talking to guys who are you don't want to guys a the way past

their prime aren't competitive any facet and the you're calling this not a gimmick I don't know why they didn't call what it is hey clear it's a gimmick if they're gonna do it might as well do it with UFC on the best program in the world we could figure something out but to come back like this isn't a gimmick a gimmick So you have seen fight a verse of box or something and you also said you want to do that This is going to me and this is going to be a MMA fight MMA fight in the UFC Well, you know first I'll tell you right now, but yeah, I hate to cut all the win-out of our sales This is never happened the fight's never gonna happen. It's never happening. I guarantee it doesn't happen. Well

never happened the fight's never gonna happen it's never happening i guarantee it doesn't happen well first you'll imagine have you ever seen you on must with a shirt off what he's have you ever seen but he's a mark zucker wear sweat he's a robot well well well there are couple problems mark zuckerberg is a very small man and elan is a giant man he's probably about six months ago i've seen a person i'm gonna give him six three. No.

He's six three with tits. Oh, he's tall. Remember, he's tall. But you think everybody's big. He's Dutch. No, he's Dutch. He's six more than that. I'm telling you, he's bigger.

I'm six two, three to me is a lot. There's no, he's bigger than six two, B. There's no way. Man, he's so much heavier than 200 pounds. That is a weird thing to say because he's way bigger. Here, you know what's the fight's never happened? Bring up Elon Musk and Joe Rogan. Take a look at this watch.

I'm telling you, he's not big. I've seen him in person too. Yeah. He's not six three. He's nowhere near eye level with me. No, we're there. No? No.

Let's see where they're standing together if there's a picture of them He's in the back here See how much taller is there? So obviously yeah, but she's a fellow like she's a fellow six nine. Yeah, so that's a terrible. Yeah, but this is better So and she's a hell's not huge either. Well, she's a hell's about six foot. Yeah, if that taller actually no Six foot. Yeah, maybe a taller actually. No, six one. So he learns that Lee's six too, dude.

I don't think so, please. I don't think so. He's got a big head. There he is. He's significantly taller. Look at his shoulders, Bob. See where his shoulders are? Yeah, there's no head.

Big head. He's big guy. He's on big head. Compared to... Well, Zuckerberg's tiny. Yes. So what I'm saying is that, yeah. So here's what Zuckerberg can do.

Ankle lock or get behind him and try to choke him. Elon Musk has to jab him or front kick him in the fucking head. I mean, Zuckerberg's also a lot older. I mean, Elon Musk's a lot older. And then also, you're assuming he can even throw a front kick then also. Yeah, that's a big assumption.

Now, Russell's my hype, Bob. Russell's my hype. John Favre was a big that's a big assumption now Russell's my hype bug Russell's my height John Favreau is a big guy look at how tall Favreau's not tall bring about tall Favreau is but but dude I've been with Russell How many times me too and I are about the same height Russell's not tall Who's 511 looking at how much taller looking at how much taller yeah six one John Favreau look at he he long Come on. He's a lot taller. That's why I'm giving him six three No, he's not six. Go back to that picture. I don't know what else you need to say but be who knows what shoes They're with Russell's five eleven, but who knows what shoes there were in the same shoes looking at

The same shoes. How many how many Elon's not in boots like he always is how always wears black book how many more how many How many more inches is Elon taller than? Look at where his shoulders are and where Kanye is. Kanye's name is 6 foot. 510. He's 5'9", 510. Yeah, he's not 6'3", B. Well, I don't know what else you need to see.

You're seeing him next to John Favreau. He's a lot taller. No, we don't know what shoes they're wearing, dude. You're smarter than this. Even if they're wearing shoes. Elon was giant boots. He wears platform boots, dude Not they're not there. He's not

What do you mean worse platform boots is that a fact? Yes, he would always was these giant black boots, dude Now Jordan Peterson's go back to that Jordan Peterson like little bit of shoes. He's wearing shoes. No, you want to be there? I don't know why you're arguing about this look how much taller is the Nrogen and Jordan Peterson like a little bit of shoes. He's wearing shoes. No, you're on the computer. I don't know why you're arguing about this. Look how much taller he is than Rogan and Jordan Peterson. Jordan's time. How tall is he? How tall is Jordan Peterson? Jordan Peterson is six, two. I mean, he said how tall he is. I mean, I don't know why we're having this argument. The guy is looking how much taller he is okay six or three is then Jordan Peterson look I've I've seen him up close and personal he's he's the that picture proves it doesn't it which one the

one we were just at we're just that the one with uh what Jordan Pierce I gotta go back yeah Either way, he's way bigger than Mark Zuckerberg. He's bigger until let's say six to be what you're fucking point six three Six three he's looking him looking him so look at almost taller. He's then broken come on and He's talking about same size. He's talking about the same size. So he wise not thickness So you know, I'm just just way bigger than Mark Zuckerberg. It's the point of making way bigger. Have you ever bigger and everything? But everyone knows that, be. Literally, every single platform that you just said,

everyone says Elon's bigger. We all know this. So, point is, point is I think he's just too big for Mark. Who's more skilled though, Mark's been training. He trains with Mikey Mouchechi. All he trains, like he trains. He trains, not, not, not. Still, though marksman training? He trains with Mikey Mouchechi all you two like he trains Still what's the y'all training? Yeah thing about you just said yeah, but it's just shit Yeah, Elon doesn't train in anything. Yeah, well, you'd have to train

But he the one is he doesn't one guy's been training for years And this is a freak show Yeah, how you don't think it's ever happening? No, not a chance this fight happens. Why? It's just not happening. You think it's just all publicity? Yes, and Dana wants to be part of it.

He's a starfucker. That's all he's doing. He likes that. His name's involved in it. It's never happening. It has to be an exhibition match. So it's not going to happen there. What exactly? The way different. So it can't be professional.

Who would clarify it of a guy who's to your point, six, seven, 200 pounds versus Mark Zuckerberg, who's 155. So there's gonna be a 50 pound weight difference. They're both O and O. It's not happening, dude. I think it'd be so ugly to see. Me too.

And then how far would gimmick do we wanna go? Is it three, two minutes rounds? Is it three five-minute rounds? I know I'm gonna make it better as if Kamala Harris tag team didn't I'll be down for that You know, I see yeah, I'd love to see that. Oh no, AOC versus Candace Owens. Oh Candace Owens beat the shit off all of them. Shit out of all including the Yamas 100% Yeah, I just don't I I mean, it's fun, I guess it's fun to talk about so insane, we can talk about it, but it's insane.

It's insane. It's insane that we're talking about. I think Dana missed the ball going, this isn't a gimmick. You're like, oh, uh, do we're not that stupid, don't even around, I'm stupid, I'm not that stupid.

Clear this, the biggest gimmick of all time. No, I don't like it. I'm like, you know, like, you know, I think it it you know like I'm like any of it no I think it puts a little on becoming I think it's a black guy on the floor it's just it's just so amateur level it's so amateur level the U.S. should not be part of it it's called spectacle yeah that's all it is like all you're doing is capitalizing on the stupid spectacle look up look up the definition spectacle it's not a good it's never happening I think it just goes to show how

bored Dana is with book in real fights yeah well I want to do his power slap fight league he's doing this uh a visually striking performance it does better scene regard in terms of its visual impact it's all about just visual now don't get it wrong. Is it gonna do numbers? Yeah, 100%. So, with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, yeah, it doesn't matter. So, two hot girls fighting. It doesn't make it, it doesn't mean you should be in the UFC.

And also, name another organization. Let's say Mark and Elon had a background in basketball. Can you imagine what they called up, David Stern, that the NBA went, hey, we would love if they're in the, listen, turn the all-star game the dunk contest We're gonna play one-on-one. We guys broadcast it on TNT They go absolutely not that we can't do that. Yeah, you'd diminish our brand. We can't do that. You have to go on it

We'll do it. I think what's interesting about really rich people so they're they're billion gold to think that they can fight Well that but also they like you realize that when you have that much money, you get so bored that you want to go to space, go 16,000 feet under the water or get in a fight in the octagon. Like anything to feel alive because you just can't get your rocks off. You're that bored. Like money, like material things don't do it. You're willing to fight another genius inside the octagon. You wanted to go see the Titanic, even though the boat was made by eight year old. It's also, I think no one's immune to wanting to be famous. And no one's immune to wanting to be relevant.

How much fame do you, these guys are famous to shit? But that's, it's like I have director friend of mine who said she was working with a couple of actresses and is this very famous agent said never underestimate ever underestimate the the size of the attention hole that an actress wants to feel like they want all the attention and more than you can imagine. When you're working with these big stars we got them to the dance. Was that whole? I've had my experience with this,

with stars who have a pathological need to suck up all the energy. They have to. Yeah, all the attention. To the point where they'll date somebody, it has nothing to do with there, as long as they're in the limelight. Oh, we know a lot of people like that.

Yeah, they want the light on them. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, it's all insane. If you're Elon, Zuckerberg's like, he has to have all the, especially Elon, do you pretty well know him? You got Twitter, you went to Mars, they know Elon was shirt off

because I want to take a look at this again. Well, no, we're gonna do for the testing, you know what I'm saying? Is it, there's a lot of variables. I think he's a thick fella. That's a pig. That is as white, he's gotta get a tan. I think Mark would beat the, I think.

I think you might gas out. I think Elon beat the shit out. I think Elon has that immigrant, that giant dutch, that dutch strength. Yeah. I feel like Elon growing up, he's autistic, so he probably had some fights in his life. Mark has never fought anything.

Yeah. Yeah, Elon is just a giant. You said a thick South African man. That's a lot of, that's a lot of bone muscle to move around, right? It's a big barrel chest. Hey, take it easy. They're both bustsies, right? Let's take it easy.

Take it down a notch. This is part of the spectacle. I don't know. How about abroid poot? I'm pootin'. Bring poot down. See him over there? Don't fuck with pootin'.

He'll give you a beat. Don't want to test. Got some tests, but he'll fuck you off. Black belt and judo. I guarantee you can punch you in the face and it's taken a couple of lives. That's a gangster. That's a gangster.

That's a gangster. That's a gangster. That's a gangster. On a fucking horse. Now, gangster as far as dictators goes. Yeah. Yeah. He walks in the judo gym in America. It's a fucking mop with on the floor. Don't get it twisted. He's the most powerful gangster in the world. Yeah. Correct. You know what I mean? At the same time, dude, you almost got over thrown. How? That's why I couldn't stop watching., that's like no way, but also what happened like what did they settled they get they paid them off Progoshian Progoshian now though is in Belarus in exile Problem is the president of Belarus is in Putin's back pocket. That's Putin's puppet

So this general this kind of a lot because I give him 60 days tops. He's 100% Putin was like, you know, it's all good. Oh, you take oh, no, no, we won't touch you Oh, you're in Belarus. Fantastic. You know my boy owns Bella. Yeah, let me know if you need hotel rats Yeah, yeah, it's not gonna be good. We need some hotel. It's a very weird thing. Oh, dude I get it suicide. There's some thoughts about the Americans paid off a grudgeon I mean who knows but no Or the Americans were helping him. Yeah, but he also has the Wagner groups also the most badass fighting.

Yeah, I don't think they can win the Ukraine war without those guys. No, but now Putin's like, you don't want to do it. But like Elon and a lot of people have said, be careful what you ask for, because they overthrow Elon. I'm sorry, they overthrow Putin. Oh, it's worse.

It gets worse and they have access to all the news, all the, you're dealing with some serious consequences. You don't want it. Like be careful what you ask. Correct. Like, you want Putin out, who's gonna step in? Correct. And not a good, the way he works.

You know the guy who runs the Wagner group, you know how he got famous, right? Who's this? Shut up. Yeah. And it was like, I got a ton of money, I fucked this. Criminal too. Oh, dude.

Oh, the bad guy. It was rat, it was rat. You a ton of money. I fucked this criminal to oh dude all the bad guy It was rat was You know you don't do you don't almost over throw Oh no kiss suicide Like you have seen Valorique Like he's like dude we can try this yeah, about carry a is that you can try this You know we can try this high stair, but if he goes we're all gonna die and how's that end? They all get shot in the face the energy and hung

yeah and they asked Putin they said what is the one thing that you never forget he said treachery oh you don't want that yeah treachery it was fascinating that was going down you had that and then you had the the submarine submarine thing interesting right and this just shows you how crooked the buttons are they knew the submarine, submarine thing's interesting, right? And this just shows you how crooked the vitamins are. They knew, they everybody knew that was close to the situation

on Sunday that that boat imploded going into the depths of the ocean on Sunday, 90 minutes into their exploring the Titanic. They knew for a fact, 90 minutes, but they knew 100 bindings, information was gonna get released this week, but they could trump that, and this would make all the headway if they just let it go.

So think of the families, the hope, the hope, and oh, they only, Thursday morning, they run out of air, think of that shit. Think of what's evil that is. That's also, as that social media was like, yeah, billionaires let them die. How terrible is that? It's like, hey, fucking.

Because they're billionaires, how terrible is that? What are you talking about? You know, hard is become a billionaire. It doesn't mean you're an evil person. No. You're laughing, it's like, hey, fucking. Because they're billionaires, how terrible is that? What are you talking about? You know how hard it has become a billionaire? It doesn't mean you're an evil person. No. It means you're better at shit than you are. And also, and then 19 year old son on there and he didn't want to go, his reservations about going,

they convinced him to go. And then the two guys had a lot of nautical experience and they said those guys who as many dices they've done in some rings, like they said when it imploded, it happened in milliseconds. Like they would be like, what boom over it, right? But they said those two guys that have been

on all those missions, knew before it was happening. Like what? They said the sounds that the summary was making they knew there, fuck. Really? And then before, before we got honeydicked by the Biden's in the media,

that shows you I'll crop the media, when are people gonna realize that the media's in the media, that shows you I'll crop the media. When are people gonna realize that the media's not on our side? It's all propaganda. When are you gonna fucking open your eyes, quickly and cheap? Like just look at this. And think about the oxygen,

then start thinking, they said they're gonna oxygen on Thursday morning, right? That's the critical time. But that's oxygen, bacon on five people. Do you think, let's say, this hypothetically, they're in float on Sunday? Do you think there's a conversation that they're like, all five of us here, we're going to die on Thursday. But if there's two, we have a better chance. Like you talk about, hey, we're going to have to kill half of you.

Well, the one thing is you can't move very well in there. You can't stretch out. I don't know. Someone's going to have to volunteer to go. You can't stretch out and also it's super dark and super cool. It's freezing. So they actually got off easy because it inflows down. Oh, no, that's best case in here. They said because if not, they ran an auction. It's it's torture. Be that the bottom of the ocean, it's freezing. It's like the it's like the it's torture be that the bottom of the ocean it's freezing it's like it's like it's like the it's cold as the moon and then it's your pitch dark look at that look at that no thanks I can't believe that continue your journey at Arizona State University choose from more than 300 programs offered online from the nation's most innovative university connect with an enrollment advisor to learn

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