The Fighter & The Kid - What was Stylebender Thinking?? | TFATK Ep. 1018

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap UFC 305 Dricus Du Plessis vs Israel Adesanya and talk Brendan on Joe Rogan's Fight Companion for the fights, Bryan working out with an NFL player, Matthew Perry news, Bryan's fish getting destroyed by a raccoon, current events around the world including Donald Trump's Taylor Swift AI post and much more! Away - Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/fighter to see the new softside luggage from Away JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order VIIA - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiafighter and use code Fighter! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Let's go! What's up pal? Uh, how was your weekend? I haven't seen you in a hot second I was shooting that show, I went to the Griffin and Howe Gun Club Which is attached to Hudson Farms in New Jersey

Now, if you're... It's where the billionaires go to shoot, where they come in and land on their helicopter, where you get your rifle, handmade Turkish walnut, takes about 16 months. Too long. To etch that barrel. Yeah, too long. Yeah. Where you get 40 or 50 coats of oil on your Turkish walnut stock. Oh, I've heard of this place, it's like Hunger Games, they're, they're, they're hunting illegal immigrants? Is it that place? No, no, it's not that,. They're hunting illegal immigrants. Is it that place? No, no, it's not that, but you're gonna spend,

if you wanna spend 60 grand on a rifle, you can. 60 grand and you shoot a white guy? How's it work? Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, you're shooting big game. They organize hunts. You can do hunting on the grounds there. They got all kinds of things.

They got Black Bear. Hey, big game. They got, no. Hey, hey, hey. I know the code word. No, no, man. Hey, big know the code word. No, no, man. Hey big game like big girls Like a tree Crossbow without her pistol. Ooh

shotgun long rifle Now did I hit a target from 700 yards away? Yes, I did. Okay. All right That doesn't a bead that means It's all about right here. You just squeeze that. Don't slap the trigger. Don't slap the trigger. That means it's easy.

You're correct, sir. Yeah, that means it's really easy. When they have it mounted, you mean on a, and the scope's sighted perfectly and it's mounted on a table and you're sitting in a chair? Yeah. 700 yards.

It's that easy. Now you get these soldiers that'll shoot you from 2,600 yards. Sure, that's what they do That's how bad that Trump shooter was Well, he didn't have a matter. I think yeah, no you know sites. No, it's go pee. Okay. It's go pee. Yeah There you go. Yeah, it's go pee. You even been in a week. I gotta be honest. It was kind of nice Oh man, it's nice. Yeah, what'd you do all sorts of stuff?

We did the fight companion with mr. Brighton Simpson and Tony Henschliffe. Yep. How was that Austin is great? You said you had a good time great time. Good to see Tony. I've seen Tony a hot second. Yep The newly very famous Tony Henschliffe. Yeah, he's been crushing it went to a great steakhouse three forts I think might be the best steak I've ever had really better than and they call it with the V's Yeah, I think it's way better. Okay has the King's truffle butter on the steak. Oh, man, it's nice bring it up What's it called three fours? Oh three fours. Yeah, you don't need to bring it out Special steak or just grass-fed what I don't know just the way it was cooked But it might be the butter though could be yeah could have been a turd

Yeah with that butter it is well my neighbors nice you can do things my neighbor cooked me a hamburger and had you know grass-fed blah blah blah But he put butter on it. He cooked it with butter, dude But it was the best fucking this King's butter is nice The only companion was great Brian said I was laughing so fucking hard certain moments When Tony Hinchgrove was talking about Rosenstrew, cause you know, he's super dark. And Joe was like, yeah, those are tattoos. I mean, tell you like the trouble, like, I don't think so.

And then Brian's like, hey, he's kind of ashy. I don't know if those are tattoos. And then you can tell Rogan didn't want to like, he's like, listen, let's stay away from this. And it's all quiet. And then, you know, Tony, he's like, he looks like he just walked out of a volcano cause he's so ashy dude. I would I was I would have covered my face. I was laughing dude

I was laughing so fucking hard that time and then when simp I just posted this when Brian Simpson thought DDP was French He was going we we oh and then I I don't know what he was saying and I'll go What'd you say goes? Zaggy goo and then Rogan's what are you what are you doing like all this like the fuck you doing and he's like oh cuz he's a Frenchman and we're like no no no dude although do blessy that's like he goes his name sounds French and then Rogan's like well no that's the whole thing dude that what African South Africa like that's the whole buildup

brands yeah I don't know man I was laughing so fucking no but he's into certain guys. He loves Izzy, Tony's close with Izzy. So Tony's definitely more into MMA, but no, Brian's just, he's a good time. I was rooting for Izzy so hard. Me too. So hard.

And so, can we get into it? Can we just get into it? If you want to. Oh, I went to, when you asked what else I did, I did, I took the boys to Dallas Cowboys training camp. I have a boy that works there. Yeah, cause they train in Oxnard. Oh shit.

They've been there forever. Okay. So I took him there and I always tell these boys, you don't walk on a football field, you don't walk on a baseball field. Like even as a coach, you'll see me, I'm jogging, I lead sprinting. You never walk on the field.

I'm like, you gotta hustle. I'm like, watch, watch the pros do it, man. They're hustling. Like you've never seen one what they make all this money. Strolling, strolling, bro. Stroll. They love my comparisons, right? They love them. Yeah. Bro. When I say strolling, I'm talking. I went, Oh man. And then T goes, dad, he, it's a hot day.

I went, you know what it is? They're's a hot day. It's a hot day. I went, you know what it is? They're doing a live practice because they have a preseason game tomorrow. And he goes, really? And then I was like, yeah, he'll pick it up here. Hour goes by. Strolling, leisurely walking around. I go, you know what?

Here's the thing T, he made so much money, he doesn't give a fuck. All right? How about that? You got real honest. I'll be honest. I said, but if it's game time, you want them on your team. Yeah. I said when the bullets are flying, that's the guy you want.

That's right. He's conservative in that. Was Dak out there? Dak was out there. Dak was cool because it's weird because they go through the tunnel in and out for practice and there's a bunch of kids and then there's, you know, that want the autographs and whatever.

And then there's a bunch of grown ass folk folk who are like dad this one girl kept going Prescott Prescott and the guy told he's like Dax tough man because he has to go back after this they have more like film study he's like he's a tough one to get so this lady I press God he's just yelling yelling all the kids right duck duck duck and then Dax T and then takes off his wristbands and T and Bossy threw it to him. Yeah, they were great. That's pretty cool.

And all the- Did you catch it the way you caught that? No, matter of fact, it went in over the fence and T had to crawl over a fence, which the guy was like, Hey, and I was like, T hurry up and get it. And he grabbed it. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. The players were, I'm not the big, as a kid,

I liked Cowboys cause they were good with them at Smith and Troy, you know, Dallas, whatever. But after the way they treated. Yeah, the players are, I'm not the big, as a kid I liked Kalbwix because they were good with him at Smith and Troy, you know, Dallas, whatever. But after the way they treated the kiddos, I'm like, ah, I'm a Dallas fan. Was CD Lamb there? He was not. He really wasn't there. He was not there. No, he was not there at all.

He's holding out. Man. Dax was there, he looked great. Who's their badass cornerback? He was super cool. Badass. I think he's from Alabama I think superstar white guy did he just join digs digs digs dude he's a as a cornerback he's

massive big you mean massive yeah I was like holy shit yeah but he would we were really close like where we were sitting, he was there. So the boys saw him move. I'm like, dude, look at his footwork. Look how big he is. And then he did not walk around. He shut, there wasn't a single ball caught him.

Damn, what do you reckon he weighs? He's tall. Yeah, it's not even about his weight. Who gives a fuck? He's six, four, six, three? It makes sense cause these receivers are that tall. So I've- It doesn't make sense.

Cause you have to be so fast. Right, but it's a matter of time before you- Way bigger than six one. Oh, he's only six one? No, no, that's what I'm telling you. Big dude. Yeah. Yeah.

And then he was not only catching, like shutting shit down as a cornerback, he would warm up with the receivers. It was, I mean, he was impressive, man. At his size, I'm like, holy fuck. Yeah, most corners aren't big. You gotta be so fast. You gotta be crazy fast.

It wasn't too bad. The corners that I've met have been literally 180 pounds, some of them. Yeah, they're so fast. Like five, eight. Yeah, they're so fast. But the problem is guarding a large, a six foot, like a Randy Moss or someone who's really tall.

Yeah, can you give us a current one, though? Well, but I mean, a lot of them are six, three, six, four now. So that's- Some of them. Throw the ball high. They're so fast though, man. Yeah. Yeah. They're backpedaling. That's where I thought. You got- And the reaction time. Yeah. They're going to slap the ball down for a distance.

I guess if you're six, four and you're really fast, they make you a wide receiver, right? They don't make you a cornerback. Depends. It depends. But yeah, most of the time there's not a lot of six four like blazing Are there any NFL players that play both go back and forth? Yeah, really? Yeah, there's a few it's rare But yeah, there's a few There's a few yet super rare like a Deon Sanders back in the day By the way, there's a guy for the sea buffs that does it but when he gets the NFL they usually have them specialize in something Yeah, you'll get a kick out of this so my nephew he he does nicotine pouches and

I was walking with him in New York and He gave me I think it was a 14 What about a chance Miller Graham? Not chance you'd be on the floor. Oh, dude. Oh, no. No. No. No He gave me, I think it was a 14 or whatever. Not a chance, milligram, not a chance. You'd be on the floor. Oh dude, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, tell me the brand.

Hold on, I can tell you what- I don't know the brand. Hold on, but is it- I put it in my upper lip. But he got it like from a store in New York? Yes sir. Yeah, it's gonna be like high end price six milligrams, which is-

I think it was 10. I'm almost positive it was 10. And I put 10 in my lip That's a ton and all bri got these spot ends, right? I got the spins Now here's why I'm recently interested in nicotine because I've been smoking cigars a couple times and I enjoy it Because I enjoy the feeling the buzz feeling is clearly a nicotine bus Yeah, so I go give me one of those. Now I had to stop and sit down. I was almost, I was like walking like I was drunk. Oh, there's nothing worse. That's a lot. If you do too much nicotine, there's

nothing worse. I don't know how to process it. Like Casey does, I forget which brand he uses. Zen. He does Zen, but yeah, there's like two milligrams, three milligrams. Yeah, I did a three milligram. That's what you want to start with. Just one. Yep. Bought a three milligrams in Toledo, talking to fans outside the second show, and I had three milligrams and I got the all spinning wings. Cause I'm just not used to it. And I'm talking and trying to keep like myself, yeah. And then I dipped, I put it in my lip

when I was flying home. That's a bad idea. And I got a rush and I texted you. I texted you 50 times. And I was like, hey dude, am I through this game? I'm on three hours of sleep. I'm on three hours of sleep. I'm a tiger's game.

He's like, I don't know, man. I'm asking him a thousand questions. I want to talk about the DDT. I got that. It was like I was on Adderall or something. Yeah, yeah. I'm a little grumpy when I don't get to sleep because I took the six a.m. flight home.

I got done with Rogan and companion. That's four a.m. for you. So you had because I took the six a.m. flight home. I got done with Brogan and companion. That's four a.m. for you. Yeah. So you had to wake up at two a.m. your time. Yeah, two a.m. my time. I got maybe three hours of sleep. So I got back to the hotel at 11. Yeah, then I had to get up.

Yeah, so I just can't get a ton of sleep. Rushed to Tiger's game straight from the airport. I'm a little cranky, hungry. I haven't eaten either, so your boy's a little cranky. And I'm there watching T's game. Like I made him the second and I'm like, oh thank God, so I'm a little cranky hungry. I haven't eaten either. So your boys look cranky and I'm there watching tease game Like I made in the second and I'll thank God so I'm there and then this guy goes hey like right away Where do I know you from? I'm like with all like the dads and my girl and I'm like what he's like What I need for I'm like, I don't know ma'am

What's gonna be like no, hold on and I was like dude a podcast probably right the podcast. He's like, yeah That's it. Which one like I don't know what you watch, man. And Joy, I was like, dude, usually you never like them. I'm like, I'm trying to watch the fucking game, dude. I'm here to watch the kiddos, man. Like, what am I supposed to sit here? And she's like, I'm just saying, like, you're a little on edge. I'm like, yeah, you're right.

Not bad. Oh, because you're a little on edge. I'm tired. I'm just there, I want to focus on the game. Yeah. I'm always, I'm always very uh, I'm always very nice. I'm always nice, but I also, I never sit with the other dads and parents. Usually I'm off on my own. Well, here's what happens because especially if tiger's pitching, I'm all

the way in right field where he can't see me. And also like, he doesn't need more pressure with me watching. Like he's straight. He wants to impress me. I don't want him seeing me. Right. And then also things like create a buzz, but also the things I me. I don't want him seeing me. Right. And then also things like- You don't want to create a buzz. But also the things I say, I don't want him to like see disappointment or any of that.

None of that stuff. Well, what happens to me, I'm sure is I'll be on the plane and then I'm sitting next to somebody and I got, I want to read or listen to my, I got stuff to do on the plane or sleep. And then there'll be a lady or someone who has no idea who I am because she's my age or older, or it's a guy my age or older.'s no idea and it's all good and then what happens is people are coming through I'll get a fist bump bro I love you and oh shit you know and there'll be some attention and then they go all right I got you and I'm like all right right, here we go. Hey, real quick. It's a privilege.

Yeah, for sure. Did you steal the shoes from TSA? Dude. Right? I like those. Well, they're my comfort. I worked out with my boy, Bruce Grodowski. Grodowski?

Grodowski, yep. Great guy. And we did a little crossfit at his beautiful place on the outskirts of Toledo in Ohio. He's a Toledo legend. He's a very good quarterback. He's a very good quarterback. He's awesome and a great guy. Do you know him? Do you know Bruce? No. Great guy. Fucking great guy. Great family. I mean just these kids couldn't be more. Yeah, sure. So you work out. And I had to go work out so I went and bought these at Dick's Sporting Goods in a hurry. There he is. Oh,

because you need some kicks. Yep. And they couldn't be more comfortable. They're a size big. They're 11. I'm usually 10 and a half and they give my toes lots comfortable. They're a size big they're 11 I'm usually 10 and a half and they they give my toes lots of you can swim around these aren't cool, huh? I don't mind dad sneaks. These are TSA sneak Come on The TSA specials yeah, but I can get them in different colors Yeah, as long as they're comfy still TSA. What about them makes them TSA specials. But I can get them in different colors. Yeah, as long as they're comfy. Still TSA specials. What about them makes them TSA specials?

Well, because they're all black and just no effort. So you don't like that they're all black? He has black socks, black pants. You look like a shitty bouncer. Yeah. That's the bouncer wardrobe. You have to wear black and black and black. But too skinny to get the job, so I come in and they go,

it's just not a threat. No, they just- No, but I wrestled. No, they just don't want to fire you because you've been there forever and you tell them old stories of Led Zeppelin or whatever. And so what I do is I go, dude, they're fighting. And then I- The big boys don't.

I wait until the boys, big boys get in there. I've never been more jealous. I was in Indiana and I hang out with Matt Matrione and this bouncer. I was with a bunch of guys that I didn't know. And there was a gentleman, there were these two black bouncers and this one black guy was six foot six with cornrows and nothing short of a beautiful man.

Sure. And I was with a stranger, a guy I didn't even know. And the strange guy, the guy I had just met, straight guy just went like this. He goes, can we just call it like it is? I said, what, he goes, that's a beautiful man. He's just one of Matt's friends? No, it was just another guy who goes,

is that a beautiful man or is it just me? And I was like, he's a beautiful man, because I've been staring at him. You were in a gay part of Indiana? Well, we were all gay for him. He was as good looking and as tall and as athletic as he gets, and a guy, this kind of white dude in a suit, who was probably whatever, just some regular dude starts getting drunk and belligerent.

And I watched that guy just go over there with his very big hands and arms and just, yeah, just he spun him. Was he a younger guy? Yeah. Grabbed him. Did you ask him what he does? And spun him. I'm surprised you didn't ask him what he did. Well, he was a bouncer.

Full time, but he might be in college. Might have been an athlete in college. Might be a player. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't ask him. That makes sense. That fucking makes sense. That's what I did. Is that right?

Me and most of the C football team, we were bouncer. Oh, that makes sense. Maybe he was. And he just with ease took this guy who's not built for sport and just spun him and grabbed him, grabbed him around the and just escorted him out. Got him out of there. Yeah. And that guy in his drunk stupor went, oh, I'm a beta bitch and I better do with this alpha who's wrapped me up in his golden brown

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I'm sorry. In Toledo. Oh man. Yeah. But I was so, so the fight I was, I was fucking pulling for Izzy so hard. Cause of course I love him. Yeah.

And he outclassed Duplessis. I'm just going to say what it is. It wasn't a shell of Izzy. It wasn't like the Strickland. No. It was like, he looked fucking good. He looked amazing. DDP beat a real good version of Izzy.

Yes. Some say the best. Well, so here's, I have just a question. version of his? Yes. Some say the best. Well, so here's, I have just a question. Maybe you can answer it and you probably can't. It looked as though, it looked as though he got a little careless. It looked like he was on the edge of the pocket, knew exactly where it was, moving his head, you can't touch me.

DDP would throw one, two, three, and okay, move, move, move, and then bop, bop, bop, and hit him in his body. And then he turned his back. He got too close. Maybe he just got too comfortable because he was ahead two to one and was just too comfortable and lackadaisical and took his foot off the gas pedal. And DDP's like, hold up. Right.

And then just capitalized. And then grabbed him. It was weird because we're in the whole time and he was never in crazy danger. I guess when he got taken down, they had the the neck crank the face crank. Yeah, like all right Maybe then gets out of that but never in real day never got like rocked. We're like, oh man That's gonna be a problem So I think he just got comfortable and it looks like he let his foot off the gas pedal I don't know deep just a monster. I have a theory on it. So first time that DDP took him down

I thought this is in big trouble if DDP had been Had put hooks in which he didn't, and I think he would have finished him there. And that's where I went. Yeah, but that's where I went. I was like, and Izzy's takedown offense is pretty damn good. Yeah, no one takes him down. I know. It's tough to do. And so I was like, this guy must be, because Duplessis is not necessarily known as a wrestler,

but he must be stupid strong. He's got a head like a, yeah, baby gorilla, head like a brick. He he must be stupid strong. He's got a head like a baby gorilla head like a brick. He's thick. Stupid. Big boy. Yeah. Could fight at 205. Yes.

So how he sucks down is another issue. Although I got to say is he looked just as big or bigger in some cases. I mean, taller, taller. Yeah. Not as thick. That guy's so strong. So strong. So that's my thing, but it was obvious that he was just out striking him

and it was getting worse for DDP. I thought there's not a shot he's gonna win this. And then somehow, I don't know if he got clipped and a little rocked and turned. The tide turned so quick. It turned so quick. That's why it makes DDP so good. Like it's, I was saying this on the shop show, right?

Like he went after me, you know, cause I guaranteed as he would win and I get all that I do the same thing but You watch his footage and I got what what would you say? He's world-class and he can't these were class at winning rugged Winning, but yeah tough. Oh, everyone's tough, but he might be tougher not panicking staying Yeah, you just finding a way to win right finding a way to win. That's what he's excels at. Yeah. And I went back and watch his KSW fights. I watched his losses.

I watched all his fights in the UFC. I'm like, what makes this guy so good? He's just a winner. He's not the best. He's done specialized in anything, but he specializes in. He's pretty good at everything. He's tough to game plan for. He's awkward and he'll make it a fight.

Like if you're beating him in in striking He'll take you down if you're a takedown artist and he has the power to knock you out So he's just pretty fucking good. He did connect. He did connect before he put him down He connected three times and it looked like it was like he was nicking but a guy that big Probably hits you and it's like he catches you with the corner of your glove. You're gonna you're gonna get rocked But the other thing I can think of. But the other thing I think is that, and this is with all due respect, I think sometimes when you become that famous, you're 35 years old,

you're that wealthy, you get that much attention, you've done so much in the game already. It's very hard to keep that fire when like like, the guy who looked at when he fought Calvin Gaslam and he said, there's no problem here, I'm prepared to die. That guy is a different guy. See, I disagree. I think that guy was a different guy when he fought Strickland. That was the version he got that looked over it, complacent.

He's just sick of the whole circus. But he loses that one, everyone's making fun of him, and then we see Izzy getting back in the gym, he looks great, has time off, did a proper camp. Like this was a, it doesn't, like you can't discredit DDP, like this was a very fucking good version of Izzy, and he lost. It was, but at the same time there is that strange it factor that that

Focus that laser focus that desperation to win that people that start and become champions that that energy Sometimes it's hard to hold on to it. So we guys lose when you're 35. It's hard to hold on to it He took his gloves off. I think he was thinking about retiring right there and he said fuck it. I'm not leaving I think he made that decision right there. I think he said, fuck it, I'm not leaving because how good he felt. He said this is the best camp I've ever had. It's the best I've ever felt. So I think that had something to do with it. I think if he would have had a showing and would have got completely out class, he would have retired. I think he was ready to retire. But I also, like he thought

he was just like he thought was strictly, he thought he was going to beat him. So when DC asked him like, what's next? He's like, I don't think this far ahead. We all thought he was gonna beat him I think um, it was very interesting to watch deep he comes in here and It's gonna be interesting to watch him have to deal with a wrestler like a guy like bone nickel eventually and bone I can so far away the next thing so data said Strickland be next I there's a caveat with that the I think if Homs ought smokes Whitaker Hums I would get the shot. I think Strickland's a tougher matchup for him then Hums that why?

Because I think Homs ought to play the game with him. I think Tom's ought to trade with him I think you'd be surprised at his wrestling. He's a big, strong fucking dude. Big, strong dude. Hard to take down or just kiss him with the what for? And even though he gets maybe, he got tired, fatigued quicker than Izzy did, as the third, fourth go on, he stays there. No, he didn't even get his win back. So in shots I was talking about,

it's like if you're swimming, DDP starts to drown and gets to here in the first or second round. You're like, oh shit, they got him. And if you're swimming, DDP starts to drown and gets to here in the first or second round. You're like, oh shit, they got him. And then you're still here. And then by the third round, you're down to here. He's still here. The fourth round, you're here.

He's still here. So he holds position. It's tough, man. And I think, and you're talking about later in the rounds, fourth, fifth championship rounds. That's this. Oh yeah. Homsot has never been in the fourth or fifth round.

The fight with Gilbert Burns, the fight with Kamaru Usman, what's the thing you say? Man, I'd love if that's five rounds. Wasn't that a, was that a three round fight? Three. Really? And Usman started to turn the corner. And you're like, oh, if there's two more rounds, you can see Usman pulling that off. What do you think happens with DDP?

What do you think would happen with Strickland? Yeah, these guys were born in the Dark. Yeah, so it's like I don't know well I just think there's a lot more questions with homes that than there are strictly as far as deep waters go I think I think DDP is impossible to fucking finish. Yeah, Tough man. I think Strickland, Strickland's a motherfucker. He's so good. Like, Strickland. His defense. If Strickland fights DDP again,

I go with Strickland. And that's saying a lot. That's not taking anything away from DDP. A lot of people thought, I mean, including me, Rogan, Luke Thomas thought Strickland beat DDP that first time. A lot of people did, yeah. A lot of people did.

So, he's a... But again, DDP found a way to win. Yeah. There's something, he can't bet against it. Finds a way to win. He's the absolute best we've seen at finding ways to win. Sean, Sean doesn't do a lot of wrestling, but I'm sure his takedown defense is, you know, very good.

So he's not afraid to get right in your face. He'll press that, he'll press the action and he's a better striker than DDP. It's gonna be interesting to see. See, I don't know if. He'll press the action and he's a better striker than DDP. It's going to be interesting. See, I don't know if we can say that. I think Sean's a better volume striker. I think his defense might be better. That's up for debate.

We can argue that. DDP really doesn't get hit. But as far as striking goes, DDP, did you know 33 and 0 kickboxer? Gold medalist. I didn't know that. Yeah. Did you see his kicks against Izzy I have to educate myself yeah I went oh yeah this boy's throwing that yeah I was

like that dude throwing that high kick like he's done before oh dumb dumb hey he's not from France B he fucking 33 no undefeated kickboxer one first South African win gold it's a reason he's where he is. Oh yeah. You know, there's also a reason that he can hold that championship crown, that pressure. He's gonna be tough to beat. Whether you're Strickland, whether you're Homsot, he's gonna be tough to beat.

Tough to beat. Those high kicks too, he kept throwing at Izzy, like Izzy was blocking him best they could. With one arm. At what point does your arm just start to be like, I can't take this anymore. After 25 minutes. It was gonna get close.

Or he breaks it, it's gonna get close. Like he could have broken his arm with those kicks, right? They were high. Yeah, a motherfucking kick. Yeah, I think he probably feels like iron. He's just gorilla strong. But again, like, I think, and I'm guilty of it too, you watch him when he does those sprints

and his, you know, his chin's over his feet and he's doing like what the fuck is that right? How does Izzy not catch him? How does Robert Whitaker not catch him? It works I think his arms are longer than you think I think there's a lot of things I just think it's awkward And then also when you fight him like your game plans out the window Because he's down to go wherever you want and he's pretty fucking's pretty fucking good at all of it. He's also rugged. He can take a lot of punishment. Yeah. He just, he's in there. I mean, he kept ripping the body and he was like, that was the only thing open. He was like, I'll keep coming. That's a toughness thing.

That's a pure toughness thing. Just boom, boom. Catching them like that. That drops dudes and it fatigues you bad. Oh, unbelievable. Yeah. DDP is the real deal the real deal That's happy for Dan Hooker. Yep. Yeah card overall was good Yep kiddos being crazy out there I got for those of you that know I get the kiddos in studio today They had another they're the only everyone, everyone else on T's baseball team, everyone else who knows back at school. My kiddos don't start for another week?

Yeah, my kid, my kid too. My third- They have this week off soon? Yeah, my daughter starts this coming week, but my son has, I think. They're just chilling. Long summer days for parents, man. I got a quick question. Did you watch the Tuvasa fight?

Oh, man. I got, I had a quick question. Did you watch the two boss fight? Oh yeah. So I heard like during the, you know, fights are still going that one of the refs was asked to leave. Cause he gave it 30, 27 for time. It's insane. So they asked what they told the judge. They're like, dude, we get being a Homer, but this is insane. And they, oh, so that's what it was.

Yeah. I didn't know you were allowed to cause I thought judges yeah I chose him by the Commission yeah but even the Commission like we had a problem here because that was such an outrageous I mean if you're gonna cheat cheat dude but be less fucking obvious so the guy they're like oh we can't have any supposed to yeah we can't have it who was it how he booth that doesn't matter how it booth does it matter does anybody know judges so does he ever ever get another shot you think? No, he'll be put on ice for quite some time.

There was a... Very rare they do that. That's how bad it was. There was the Bradley fight with... Timothy Bradley? Yeah, with Pacquiao I think. Remember that Russian judge? That judge who scored it

They she had to go into hiding because people were like that's boxing though They're so corrupt so you ever watch like a canela fight like canal triple G like how the fuck they come up with that And it's like way off boxing is gonna box USC. Don't fuck around like that. We don't do that Yeah, I never first time I've seen them kick a dude out though. They're like bro. They did it right there middle of the event Oh, right after. In the middle of the event. You're 30, 27, get the fuck out of here. Who said that?

Who did that? The commission. And did they replace him with another judge? They'd have to, yeah. Wow. That's crazy. No, I've never heard of it. Did they show that on TV or no?

They just announced it. Yeah, they talked about it. They talked about it before the next fight. You, see ya. Get out of here. And that fight, those boys are big. Yeah. Big. Taito Iwasa is, you know, what, Maori? 30-27 ties and I'm a tie fan. Jesus Christ, dude.

Yeah, it was. They told me to kick rocks. I thought the hooker fight was great. Fantastic. Might have been the best fight of the night, truthfully. Yeah. Sorry, the- You didn't see it? No, I did not. It was on stage. We were at Drury.

We were at Drury. And Samoan father. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that guy was so bad. They're like, hey, dude, we're going to get you out of here. Very rare to see. Very rare.

Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Real quick, since we're on MMA, let's just talk about Errol Hawani. Do you know any details on what's going on with him? Because he- I know as much as he's- A post. Decided to get out. So he, people don't realize

these idiots like a fired again. He wasn't fired. His contract run ran out with Spotify and the other platform he's on and he was yeah, Vox media and he was waiting to decide he had other options and so he went with the other option, whatever that is. I bet it's more of a Tucker Carlson thing, their option, whatever that is. I bet it's more of a Tucker Carlson thing, you know, that these guys are so big, they can just go on their own, you know? So I bet he's just gonna do his own thing and take all the money, that's the move.

This day and age. That makes sense, he has got a following. Why would you work with somebody else? So I don't know, I mean, the only choice he had would be to re-sign with Vox Media and all that, but I'm sure they're taking a percentage, just taking a percentage of the ads and all that. And he's probably like, well, I could just do it myself.

Same thing I did six years ago. Doesn't Piers Morgan do that? I don't know. He used to be part of something. Look at that, because Piers Morgan's saying the same thing. I think he just said, I can do this on my own. I'm sure Ariel can do that. Yep. That was years ago, but Tucker did it recently.

That's the example, would be Tucker. He recently did it and has massive success. A lot of guys do it. You don't have to answer to anybody. And Ariel's the one that books all the guests, so I'm sure he's just going to do his own thing and take all the cake. That's what you want. Heavy lies the crown though, cause you know,

it's a lot more work. Yeah. Same thing. I was with Showtime. He moved it to YouTube. Yep. I was with Showtime for six years and then you're like, I just feel like I can do it on my own.

It's a lot more work, but you get more money in the end. Same reason you see all these automotive sites break up. Like we can all pretend, oh, corporate got involved in this. You look at Donut Media, like at Hoonigan in this you look at donut media like at Hoonigans You look at all these big automotive

YouTubes no those guys got more famous than I thought and they're like now I want to make more money and they go do it On their own. That's all it is It's not hard to figure out Yep, that's all this yeah can't divide audiences Morgan's interviews regularly tried hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube. Sometimes reaching millions. Yep. Yep. There you go.

Just moved it right over. Yeah, but the best example is Tucker Carlson. Not even close. Where's Tucker live? He's on his own. Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson show. He's on his own. Right, but where?

I think he signed a deal. Where can you find him? He's on Spotify. He's on, Wherever he can. All over. Yeah. I think he does a deal, where can you find him? He's on Spotify. He's on, uh, all over. Yeah. I think he does some stuff on rumble, but his actual show is he owns it all Tucker Carlson show. It's great. His own streaming service. Yeah. Candice Owens does it like a lot of guys do it. And if you have the right team in place, which Ariel does, I did, this is how it goes. Talk across the network.

$9 a month, $72 for the full year. And think about it, $72 for a full year probably has a million, I bet, subscriptions. Not bad. Figured out. A lot of money to begin with. Which is a lot of money to be mmm-hmm which is a lot more work yeah what else you got you take a little break be yeah tell me a little something about via dude so so legal hemp and cannabis products can be

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and you're going to arrest them. Like, what are we doing here? I mean, I get it, okay, you can go ahead and do that. This is, this is, I don't know, are you making the world less druggy this way? No. So what should we do? Just let the drug dealers go? No, I mean, that makes sense. They're going to find whoever sold them the drugs and stuff like that. But I think when it comes to ketamine, was it laced with something?

Because I get a rest of the Mac Miller drug dealer, because Mac Miller was buying cocaine or whatever the fuck he was doing and was laced with fentanyl. That's different. Ketamine, if it's not laced with anything, he's over-abusing it. That's not him. He took some crazy amount. That's not him. My guess is, right. That's what I'm saying is my guess is what he did was he's, he's, addicts are very good at getting a lot of drugs from whoever they have to. And they're really good at telling. And if you're Matthew Perry, you're going to, you're going to,

you have some star power and you're going to figure it out. And he was a drug addict and he was going to, he was going to do too many drugs and eventually it was going to kill him. That's how that story ends. Weird one to do it though 55,000 a year on ketamine. Yeah, I mean so okay Yeah Mm-hmm. Yeah, if it wasn't laced with anything, that's gonna be the argument I'm sure because if it's not laced with fentanyl, they're like we just figured to take the normal dose

He went wild on it still making 20 grand 20 million dollars a year just off of residuals. Yeah, but it's different because Mac Miller's and all that stuff, fentanyl is a different animal. If they're dealing out fentanyl, it's a fucking issue, man. Shut those people down. Ketamine, I mean, super easy to get. I mean, yeah, I don't know what to say. But a lot of people do ketamine. I know a lot of people that do ketamine. Oh, yeah, I don't know what to say, you know, but uh, I Mean I know a lot of people do ketamine. I know a lot of people that do. Oh, yeah, and I've never done it

But you know, I know a lot of people that do and have a good time on it. I've done eight shits We're somebody will take that guy's place. Oh, yeah, this is a drop in the ocean. Yeah, this is nothing What did it feel like when you did it? Nothing now like to help you sleep like relaxed not like painkillers No, if you do enough of it you go in what they call a k-hole. Isn't it the gay drug? Why I don't know access your know those I think for you all jokes. Okay, right? Yeah, you blame it on the drugs What do you mean? You're like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's nicotine patch man. I started doing I can explain I had a three milligram

I started mess around black buffalo man. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm like, well, I don't yeah, I take black buffalo This damn nicotine patch This all-natural nicotine patch Yeah, I don't know Hmm Be out to drop in them in the in the ocean. They're not gonna stop anything I'm gonna just do one more and then hand it off to sena's but i saw this one it's at a coffee shop in houston and i'll just play the video for you some woman tries to steal this woman's bag this is coffee shop uncle beans coffee

shop every morning i write i'm just writing and i just feel a presence she's wearing a dress too fast and check it out. Oh I can't tell you I don't I meant didn't think my man I make that activated and I ran I tackle her and we were in the floor then she just sort of ran Because they're bitches. They're not gonna fight back Tackle them flip flip flops. Dude, she was fast. I tried to steal from her cube in the air, girl.

That was good. Dude, she was fucking fast. Fast, bitch. And tackled in a dress. No hesitation. Dude, she was fucking fast. And in flip flops. Mm-hmm.

Get on the goddamn track team. I tell you what, I wish someone would to me. There are days where I'm like, I got that try me energy, try to steal something of mine. Those vans would help. Come on now, yeah? Damn. That was weird too.

I like how she was walking and looking up. Nothing to see here, I'll just make a video. Purse-natching, huh? You guys planned that out on a board? Yeah, as soon as you- Where was the war room? As soon as it's not easy, they gave up and ran off. Yeah, that was like a real Ocean's Eleven kind of operation there.

Fucking Jesus. Fuck around and find out. Let me see, go back to, let me see what they were wearing. Let me see what kind of shoes she was wearing just to see if she even planned that out. That's around him. There you go, all right. There's no need for it it because nobody can see him.

Yeah. Just gonna look this way, go. And the other one's running, look at the other one running. The other one's running. You need your friend there, oh god. She hawked her down. Hey, real quick though, real quick.

You can stop a chin. What's that? That was the guy who think she catches him? No. No. No. Did you see, this is interesting. Did you see, this is important.

Kathy Ledecky, greatest long distance swimmer. Katie Ledecky, greatest long distance swimmer, sorry, in Olympic history, Olympic record, world record. Um, she was, I think 40 seconds faster than the, than the silver medalist. I mean, she just crushes it. Yeah. Savage. Outlier. Incredible. Outlier. Outlier. She's almost a minute slower than the top 15 and 16 year old American boys. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So if that doesn't tell you that biological males, like Leah Thomas, shouldn't be in women's sports, because it's unfair to women,

I don't know what the fuck more you need, because she's a great, an all time great. And if she had to race some dude who was 16, and really good in America, she would lose by almost a minute. So. But even though they're saying like that, transgender women, the girl's name, the main girl, Riley, what's her name? She would lose by almost a minute. So but even they're saying like that transgender is swimming

For the girls name the main girl Riley What's her name Riley Gaines Riley Gaines talk about this? She goes she was talking about on Rogan She goes here's the problem too is like, you know, certain people specialize in sprinting just like you know They specialize in the hundred or long distance when males come over they can kind of do everything and beat us. Like it's not good. Because I specialize in whatever is in sprinting, they can not only beat us in the sprint, but also the long distance.

And it's just not normal. She said her boyfriend who was a regional swimmer, kind of a marginal swimmer, she goes, I'm one of the greatest women ever, and he crushes me. Okay, no shit. He must be pretty good. No, he's a dude. Yeah.

Just a big guy who swims fast compared to a biological female. But also in other news, no shit. I know. Yeah, what else you got Jen? You go. I thought this one was kind of funny. So Kyle Rudolph came out and said that Tom Brady

had an empty locker next to his that everyone on the team Just daily would go leave stuff in for him to sign. Well, it's probably a family members and friends Can you just get him to sign this? But for their own stuff like you know about the grace of all time. Yeah, it's his last season. Hell. Yeah I saw that was kind of they said he would sit there and sign it. Yeah, and he would sign everyone Just leave stuff there and walk away. No questions asked. I'm kind of with this guy goes, don't care. I'm kind of with that guy. All right. But Tom Brady has like a little like a schtick to him because he changed his

signature, like halfway through his career, I guess. So like there's a lot of people out there that, yeah. And there's like an article where he's even at a sports memorabilia place And he's like no that's that's real because people like that's not a real signature And he's like that's my signature he switched it up. So collectors, you know, oh, wow, dude How about I had some dad off the team? Give me uh, I sent the fight campaign group chat the picture sent me a card enclosed of trump after he got shot And it's autographed on the back

And he was like wouldn't you want he's like wouldn't you want a jfk autographed on the back. And he was like, wouldn't you want, he was like, wouldn't you want a JFK autographed assassination card? I'm like, yeah, but he died. But I see what you're saying, I'll take it. It's in the shop show studio now, it's sick. Oh, you bought it? I didn't buy it, he gave it to me, man. Yeah, yeah.

That's great. This one just kind of reminded me of you, B, with your clutch catch. Thought it was a funny clip. She shows up at the ballpark. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, boo! Oh, digga!

Plus, is the food ruined? Oh yeah, that's not good. Worth getting wet over. Did you see that video? That's pretty fucking good. The only difference is you don't have kids. Weird to be that out of control when you don't have kids. Yeah, did you see that video of control with you I have kids yeah Do you see that video of the guys guys his beautiful little son he picks him up little he's a kid probably my son's age

Like two and a half or whatever maybe a little younger. He's like that and a raccoon just grabs him by the leg and he goes oh Rose is poor kidding his kids was okay. Thank God. It's not like I wouldn't I'm not letting go my kid I'm I'm I'm holding on to my kids in America America Yeah, just a rat he panicked that raccoon grabbed him that's got any let the kid go come on. Dad room Jesus. Yeah You see this yeah Let's just see this yes for that one with the staircase. Yeah, I so cute the staircase yeah oh he's so cute oh so jacked up oh oh I see what you're saying oh I thought the raccoon grabbed the kid no no no there he's gonna take my raccoon yeah and he just instinctively was like ah yeah but dude hold on to your baby are you okay I don't mean to make a lot of it

because that kid could have gotten hurt, but. I mean, he definitely got hurt. Terrible dad move. He feels terrible, obviously. Who knows? We don't know him. Come on. Who knows?

Come on, man. Man, F. Dude, I got, I told you, my raccoons, did I tell you this? My raccoons decimated all my fish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Motherfuckers. No, no, no. I had my, I kept my, I kept my rack, my fish safe and, uh. It still got in there?

And I got four, I bought four fish that were growing beautifully. Then I got two beautiful koi, big koi. They've been with me from, for three years now. I love them. These motherfuckers. The raccoons still got in? And I, and I, I came out one night and they were in there and my fish was trying to breathe because they got all the stuff. And I took a fucking, I wish I had a gun, a pellet gun, but I took a fucking.

Rock? No, a hose, the hose end. I threw it as hard as I could, I missed that fucker. But he walked away from me casually. Like the way those guys strolled onto the field just fucking was like relax, dude I was like I'll kill you my fucking rack, but is there just an open pond? There's like no net over anything Yeah, it's not fun. So by the way, they got me they killed all my fish. They got you got him They got they are you out of town. Yep. Yeah, they killed everyone. I'm sorry and they're all gone

And now I'm just gonna I'm gonna fill that fucking pond up I'm depressed with what? Cement. Yeah, I can't I can't anymore. I lost my I've lost all my dangerous fish in there So the raccoon puts a little stupid hand in there. How about a fucking gator? How about that just a couple of feel a problem with the debt with the kiddos? Yeah, but you know like a like a three-foot gator, just give them a fuck. But there's some gangster fish.

Like you get some of those bass. I have a bass, a peacock bass. Some of those are aggressive as fuck, man. Fuck some of those raccoons up. At least enough where the, yeah, koi are the test of the fish. A four-foot gator, a three-foot gator, will pull a raccoon right into that water.

Nah, that's not happening though, right? So get like a bass that's tough, right? I'll entertain it, but get the... No, realistic. No, that's not happening, right? It's definitely not happening. But you get some peacock basses and they're aggressive. Yeah, I know you want a gator, you never have.

What else you got? A snapping turtle. Snapping turtle's a good call. You just can't have any fish because snapping turtle will kill the fish. They eat fish. Oh yeah. I have a turtle in my big tank.

So this was at the OC fair. Someone caught Devin Haney like getting into it and Ryan Garcia posted it. I'll let you guys watch it. So there's Devin, he throws the first punch. And then he walks away. Cause he doesn't want to get sued too though. Like people go putz like yeah. Then why throw the first punch?

I don't know why. The guy's just standing there. It's kind of not affected by it. Why are they at a carnival first of all? It's OC fair. OC fair. Who goes they at a carnival? First of all, it's the OC fair. OC fair. Who goes fights at an OC fair?

But who knows what that guy was saying? There's fights all the time. At the OC fair? A lot of fairs. Oh wow. Yeah. And then, you know, Ryan, his return came at the OC fair. That's crazy. It's just all pretty dittyZ fair. That's crazy. So it's all pretty ditty to me.

That's funny. Hey, that dude was willing to fight all those guys though. It looked like he was pretty game. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, that one guy that they punched. He didn't get caught.

Comes back up. Look how unbothered the fair worker is right up there. It's like, yeah. There's no like clear shot of Devon. Yeah, that's him. Definitely looks like me. No, it's him. This clip I thought was just interesting. Big outdoors mess. This is insane. This kind of stuff is so crazy. I don't even know what to say

about it. This is insane. This kind of stuff is so crazy. I don't even know what to say about it. I was listening. It's a rafter, whitewater rafter going so far down a waterfall. I don't understand that. What do you call that? Like a canoe?

What is that? That's a kayak. Kayak, yeah. That's so ballsy. Can you imagine? No. Never doing this. No, I never want to either.

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water? No, you do that. In fact, there's nobody they have ones that they it's almost like, like just your body sticking out because their legs are like this and they're paddling but it makes it so There's that so there's a part There's a place in Africa where you can do that and by the way when you land part of the right of passages Well, it's teeming with hippos and crocs right in there. So you go on or you pop back up now That's a great how guy from Zimbabwe who's a big hunter, who makes guns and ammo for people who want to hunt big game. So he's there and he's a gunsmith. So I said, you live in Zimbabwe? He goes, yeah, yeah, my brother's a hunting guy, big game hunting guy. So you ever kill any crocs? And he points and I see a picture of him on a 15 foot croc.

And they're everywhere, of course. And he said, when, when they opened that croc up, they found human remains, two wristwatches, sir. No. Because they were going to hunt. So there was a guy who went out there from the village and he went out on a kayak on the lake to fish and El Crocodilo said, that boat's too small, sir. And I'm a giant. These are like villagers in Zimbabwe?

And bumped him, bumped him, he went over and it took him. So they went to find his body and they got the wrong croc, but that croc had two wristwatches in it. Jesus. That means he's probably eaten tourists, right? That's correct. Because in Zimbabwe they're not rocking watches. They got wristwrestles. We don't believe this, do we? They got wristwatches. He lied to you. They have Timex wristwatches. They got wrist wrestles. We don't believe this, do we? They got wristwatches.

He lied to you. They have Timex wristwatches. Everybody has wristwatches. Why would they wear them? They're not, this is 2024, Bubba. I'm not buying it. Well, you're being a little bit ethnocentric right now because if you go to Africa and you go to Zimbabwe, they come from cities.

They all have wristwatches on? Yeah. The villages in Zimbabwe? Yeah, yeah. When I say villages, it's really like small towns. The cities? Very modern, yeah, but I promise. Oh, see, I'm thinking if you're thinking like some...

No, and I'm thinking if these guys are, if they're going out there and they're like, whatever they're getting, who knows what they're getting, right? Yeah. They're probably not wearing watches. I know what you're thinking, and I know the imagery you have,

and I'm here to tell you that when you go to Zimbabwe, it's super modern. I just want you to know that. And in fact- So are the people in the city going to these rivers, getting stuff? It's not that they're in the city. When I say villagers, it's a small town. And yes, and there's a huge lake in Zimbabwe, a lot of lakes, right? And people fish all the time. Now, when you fish in Zimbabwe, you never fish on the bank. You fish from a boat. And they have, the other thing I'll tell you. The banks where all the gators at. Yeah, and the first crocs. And the first thing they'll tell you when you're on a, so the

guys will get embossed in whalers, like smaller boats, right? And the first thing they tell you if you're a novice is they say, there you go, right there. The first thing they tell you, Bob, is they go like this. They say, Hey, this is great. Hold this for a sec. The first thing they say to you is, Hey, dude, the Crocs will bump your boat to try to get you to fall off, which people do and they'll eat you. Now, the big boats. Yes. Not the big boats, the small like Boston whalers. Now Zimbabwe fishing, see that all that area you can't swim in, there's no body of water

you can swim in. There's no body of water you can swim in. None. That thing has some chompers. Tiger fish? Yeah, that's a... Holy fuck, they got some things on them. The Zambezi River. Nothing but crocs everywhere.

God, that thing is huge. And that thing is gnarly looking. And that's the fish! Fuck, that scares me. Never mind the giant Crocs. Yeah. So wait, bring that up. Zimbabwe fishing right there. See that woman standing on that. They cut open the stomach.

That's dangerous. They cut open the stomach of that fish. They found a PlayStation. They found a PlayStation. That's dangerous. See what she's doing. That's not good. She seems all right.

Yeah, but you got to be careful. Croc will climb right up on that. Yeah. Africa's fucking dangerous. right. Yeah, but you got to be careful Croc will climb right up on that Yeah, it's fucking dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, no desire to go. No zero. Well, it's beautiful but sure Yeah, yeah, been a Malbo beautiful. Yeah, check. I'm good What else you got Jen? They had a presser with Mike Tyson and Jake Paul and Mike Tyson shoved Jake Paul. And I just have some thoughts on it and I want to get your guys' thoughts.

Go ahead. I covered it on the shop show. All of it's a disaster. It just looks so weak, doesn't it? They're buddies. Oh shit. I can watch this. I just don't get why.

I can't believe it's still going on. I just don't see the upside for Jake. It looks a little. Yeah, they're buddies. Right? He got a start on Mike Tyson's fight card. I can't believe it's still going on. I just don't see the upside for Jake. It looks a little... Yeah, they're buddies. He got a start on Mike Tyson's fight card. It looks a little bit... Staged.

Scared. Yeah, he's laughing. That was a thought. Yeah, it just looks really weak to me. This isn't exciting me in the least bit. I don't want him to fight him. I think it's really bad for Jake's brand. I think it's really bad for him.

I don't see the upside. Besides, as Jim was saying in the shop show, money. He has money. I just, so let's go through it. So the events are you beat up a 58 year old with ulcers. She's beloved by the boxing community. You'll get knocked out by a 58 year old with ulcers. No, that helps.

Or it goes to a decision. Be like, dude, you can't even put away a 58 year old with ulcers. No, that helps. Or it goes to a decision, people are like, dude, you can't even put away a 58 year old. Those are the three outcomes. Nobody wants to see that fight. I don't want to see it. I just don't see any appetite for the fight. I just don't get it. Now, I mean, Netflix, I can't, let's try this one out.

If it goes well, we'll give Jake a three fight deal live on Netflix, 300 mil. Then I'm like, all right, whatever it takes. The Trojan horse, yeah, let's do it. But I just don't see this. I don't see the upside. I'd love to hear it. They're doing for a reason.

They got smart people around them. I just, I can't figure it out. I don't know anybody that wants to see it either. I would like to see him fight Ryan Garcia. Like a real boxer who's smaller, much better boxer, but I'd like to see what happens. I'd be very interested in that fight. I'd like to see how Ryan Garcia, who can hit hard. Or take that over Mike Tyson. Me too. I'd take anything over Mike.

Yeah. It put it in. Is Ryan too small for that fight for Jake? Yeah, way too small. He is? Yeah. I mean, yeah, way too small. So you put your money on Jake on that?

I don't know, but either way I'd rather watch something Tyson. I'd rather watch anything than him and Tyson. Yeah. I just don't see an upside. It's not exciting to me. I'm rather watch anything than him and Tyson fight. I just don't see an upside. Right.

It's not exciting to me. I'm not curious. Like if it's a real fight, it's like, yeah, Jake's gonna fuck him up. I don't wanna see that. No. That's not cool. No.

I don't get it. He's calcified. I don't get it. This was a funny clip I found. I wanna. Picking up dudes with a bush. This is a girl. Picking up dudes with a bush. What's your name?

Dave. They call me Lou. Lou. I think he's calling your name. Can I get one of your numbers? numbers where you guys off to what's your name we're just vibing as he walks off which is vibing how would you react they were polite they were being polite they were just like, okay. See you guys at Viven. See you later. Not that disgusting.

I just thought that was good. Bro saw the forest and wanted to run for the hills. Yeah, it was not great. Some guy still would hit it. Okay guys, this one. As everyone knows, Taylor Swift is a huge not fan of Trump, but apparently he put out an AI tweet, or X, whatever it's called. At that age, you remember Brian Gaddub

with the Colin McGregor Popeye thing? This is what happened with Trump. He thought it was real, because the older people don't, they have bad eyes, you know? They can't figure it out. That's all this is. Well, it's interesting with Taylor,

because she is dating Travis Kelce and my guess is the Kelce family. Kelce's a big cock. No, but I would imagine. He's a white boy for Harris. He is. No, no, no. Kelce is?

Oh, hold on. You didn't see him get the Pfizer commercial? Well, the Pfizer's different. No, no, he's super soy boy. No, boy no no no I don't think Kelsey's I would imagine probably pretty conservative what's I have to do with him I mean he's not how do you know oh he talks about it he no no you're way off no he he's talked about like women's and all this stuff like he's not a Trump supporter in any facet well he's he's not a conservative no really no well at least he's protected you think Taylor's gonna date that guy no he changed to him real quick I think Taylor what is the worst

sale come from rural Pennsylvania something I'm not guarantee she's got family member there so there was a whole thing on her documentary where she's like arguing with her dad about it and her she was telling her dad like I don't care what you say like I'm gonna be Really loud about my opinion on this. I don't support him and her dad and her right going at it. Yeah Yeah, she comes from a conservative family. Yeah, but she's I think the Kelsey Klan is probably a lot more conservative than they are liberal That's what I think And then Joe Biden yes

I think. And then Joe Biden. Yeah, see, fans spot Taylor Swift's boyfriend liking Sage Steele's post celebrating meeting the former president after he reshared the image on Truth Social. Yeah. It's gonna be interesting. That's a fine thread to, that's a fine needle to thread.

Fine needle to thread. But you know, it doesn't mean anything. Just because he liked the image doesn't mean shit. Also, you better get in line. If you're gonna date Tara. Stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency. You have the nerve to feign moral superiority

before threatening violence. When looting starts, the shooting starts, we will vote you out in November. 2020. Stoking the fires of white supremacy. Well, it's a good thing white people aren't influenced by celebrities on politics. Most of them are.

Like, all right, I don't give a fuck what Taylor Swift votes. Of course she votes for that. Nor would I give a fuck what Travis Kelce does. Also, I'm trying to say- Correct. He's fucking ballin'. His girl's a billionaire. He's like, yeah, His girl's a billionaire. He's like, yeah, here's 24.

Yeah, suck my dick, you know? Sing me a Kelsey song. Oscar De La Hale, Wild Banana Hammock Dance. This is the last one I got for you guys. So Holly Saunders posted this on her Instagram. It got taken down and it starts off super like hot girl dancing and then I don't, I don't know what you want me to say.

There's no audio by the way. So I don't. Oh, that's a fake butt. Absolutely. Who is that girl? That's a terrible butt. His girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Some people are all, I can't even. Oscar makes me so depressed. Why would he film this? Also her ass, it's so fake. But she's cool. But yeah, Oscar does some wild shit, dude. Got her fucking face.

But what is, first off, as a woman, that's not attractive. Which part? Anything he's doing in that video, unattractive. I think he's just being silly, probably high, fucking around with this girl, bored on a Saturday night. That's all it is. Yeah, that might be very high. That's a lot of work though.

She's had a lot of work done. I think Oscar's just beginning bored and he's a freak. You know, he's down for whatever. He's still a babe. I disagree. Not my thing. I mean, I want to kick her out of my bed, doing crackers. Too much work.

That fake ass would be distracting. Just all of it is just like, it looks like it's not moving. Petrified. Yeah, Alistair's had worse things happen though, when he was in, you know, dressed up in fucking high heels. I just don't get what he's,

maybe, I don't know. I don't get it. They must be, you might just be high and silly, also it's not for you, you know what I'm saying? That wasn't for the public. That's him fucking around. Then why post it on your Instagram? Oh, Dave posted it. Oscar posted it

out of his own Instagram? She posted it on her Instagram. That's a point. And it was, and it got taken down apparently. We both posted a funny video an hour ago, Sonder said on IG. It got taken down on both our accounts due to Lames reporting it.

Oh, they both posted it. I don't know why you'd post that. Me neither. Great boxer. Yeah. One of the greats. I know. Fought all comers.

Yeah, and the kids don't understand. He was so good. He was so good. He was such a warrior. Yeah, and people, the kids don't understand. They don't know that. He was so good. He was so good. Now he's just- He was such a warrior. He was a good joke. It sucked. Yeah. Not a great second act right now.

But, but- Still balling. Fairly successful. Hell yeah. Golden Boy's massive. Yeah. Massive, yeah. So- He just does weird shit.

Yeah, he's just- He's a freak. I, I, my guess is he- I don't think it's my guess. I think he battled a lot of depression, a lot of, a lot of things maybe from CTE, who knows knows I haven't heard some other depression issues addiction. Yeah. Yeah, okay, that'll cause you to do some stuff That doesn't work out Looks like he's having fun gives a fuck. Yeah, I don't care. Well, I don't know if that's fun But yeah for him it looked fun. Yeah, you know, you know what? I don't do cocaine For him, it looked fun. Yeah.

You know what? I don't do cocaine, but I do get myself into a state of flow. And you'll drink that Magic Mind and then do Oscar De La Hoya? I'm going to drink this Magic Mind because I have some private dancing to do. And I'm going to the gym. I'm going to work out after this. You know what I'm saying, bro? Yeah, dude.

So I keep it real. I feel like you should have done that before. So your brain was a little better. I'll be honest. I'm tired today. Are you tired? A little bit. Traveling? No, my kid wakes me up.

You know, he's now, he can now get out of the bed. And he crawls in. Yeah. He's like, Hey, I went to bed at 7 15 and you're getting up now. I don't care if you went to bed at 12. So. Where you gonna be, Abbe? First of all, Plano, Texas at the House of Comedy. We sold out in Toledo at the Funny Bone

and that was really cool. So thank you for coming out. And now I will be at Plano, Texas and then I'll be in Edmonton House of Comedy all in September. Go to bryancowell.com for tickets. See you then. Dry fast, all gas.

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