The Fighter & The Kid - Who Made Bryan Callen's Mother Cry?? | TFATK Ep. 897

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Bryan's warning to stack Brendan's mom and aunt Nubby in Denver, Jelly Roll's rise, the Clintons, horror movies, Chael Sonnen, Meatball featured on The Shaderoom, current events around the world and much more! Juneshine - https://juneshine.com/FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - For a limited time TFAK listeners get a free box of Namibian Sea Salted Macadamia (worth $35) with their first purchase on houseofmacadamias.com/TFAK + 20% OFF your whole order with TFAK code. Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk

I said, hold up people you've ever met. Who are the smartest people? Because he's super smart, obviously. And he said, far and away, far and away the smartest people I have ever met, far and away are Mike Milken and Bill Clinton, like any sector at all. That's that guy's a genius. That guy's a genius.

Please don't say anything about him. He's very old. But he's a genius. He's a genius. I like guys in the evil dead rising as well. For right? I come up here. I come up here. Mike Milken. Guys like guys in the evil dead rising as well. I like how milk is terrifying.

I'm not milking. Guys, it's done more for prostate cancer research than anybody on the planet. He's also terrified. He's also terrified. He's terrified. He's the kid's in his dream. He himself is changing healthcare and he's like, he's something. That's cool.

He is. He is a brilliant man. Yeah, life is a good thing to do. Let's do it. This is really life is in the This is really the fight on the kid Right now what I realize is that no matter what goes on in my life because I keep it so tight and I never take a day off I'm a good looking older man. Yeah, yeah, nope. No, no, I said I'm a good looking older man So what I don't need from you is to go yeah, yeah

Nope, nope, nope. I said I'm a good looking older man. So what I don't need from you is to go, yeah, you're... Yeah, nope, don't need that. What I am is I'm a distinguished handsome cutting profile. I cut through the air. That's what I do when I walk. Truer falls. Maybe a little dude, because so thin you cut through the air.

Okay, man. But you wear hoodie, right? You wore distinguished, you had like a blazer on. I'd like to start dressing my abs. I should start dressing and acting my abs. Because you have, you have a hoodie, you have a purple hoodie on, you have black jeans, and you have beer, you're beer,

maybe like insandals. My mother called me. You don't take that sat, right? My mom called me very upset. She said, there's a video that says, Stephen Crowder's been humiliating you and put you in a cow suit. And I said, mom.

And I created that video. He never, I know, I said, he's never humiliating me you in a cow suit. And I said, mom. And I created that video. He never, I know, I said he's never humiliating me who get along very well. If anything, it's the opposite. And I put myself in that cow suit. And then she went, she goes, why? And I go, I thought it would be funny. I like to push the omelette.

So I'm not gonna miss. And sometimes you miss. So for whoever made that brilliant video, I didn't see it, but apparently you clipped it So it looks like I sent it to the group chat. Oh, you did yeah, yeah, and we all may funny you okay Well, they made somebody made the video clipped it up. You made my mom cry. You son of a bitch good video though Congratulations, not I would see that video. Yeah, somebody made an amazing video But hey Brian gallon is being humiliated. Yeah. But

it, but it, but it, I guess they clipped it in such way. My poor mother, you son of a bitch. Hey, but you, you're a genius. Son of a bitch. My mother's 82. 81. Hey, you do what you told, though, right? Right. It's like Michael Chandler-Conner and, and powder wants me in the capsule. And Connor goes, you do what you're told. Have you seen that? He goes, oh, were we doing this, this, this? And he goes, I'd like to do this. And Connor looks at me. They're like being pretty cordial and Connor looks at me.

He goes, you'll do what you're told. And you know, that's you, right? You do what you told, right? You get it here for me. Yeah. And then you can get on playing flight of Dallas. You get there from Crowder, right? Who? Yeah, you're a different crowd, right? Who?

Yeah, you're a whipping boy, right? Why am I twisting my shirt and looking around? You're like, no, it's not like that. It's not like that. Like I'm zed and you're the gimp in the basement. You gimp here, right? You get in Dallas. You do rock don't change its balance.

That's the difference in the gimp on Dallas. You know what the difference is, right? What? When I get mad, I get mad, don't I? No, you know what the difference is, right? What? When I get mad, I get mad, don't I? No, you know what the difference is, you might have a better shot being up crowd with me, right? And probably not a good shot either, because he's a thick kid.

Thick kid. And he does jiu-jitsu? Sure he does, yeah. I have my hands full. Yeah, well, no, I'm not saying you're gonna win. I'm saying go better for you. Go better for you. If I come, if I come, if I come,

No, you're still losing the first round. So if I get super angry and I go, I'm done and I come at you go better for yes, I come no you're still losing the first round I get super angry and I go I'm done and I come at you That's where your anger comes from because you can't No, you know, you know, I went in here right in Calabas is not one here. This 10.8 round You go Dallas this 10.8 here Calabas right 10 7 right 10 7 let's be real you don't get the first round No, you're sitting there out here. No, you get a here. You're gonna fly to Dallas. What do you do here? Be honest? I'm gonna I'm gonna great by the throat No, no, you're sitting there out here. No, you're gonna fly to Dallas. What do you do here, be honest? I'm gonna, I'm gonna gray by the throat.

Shut the fuck up. Ow. Yeah, exactly. Shut the fuck up. Ow. Now look, look at this. Now what happens here? Look at this.

Oh, all seriousness. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Punch you here. Bang, bang. All right, right in the fucking nose. You're asking for it. Shut up. Right in the nose.

You got your eyes or all water, you water, right? Now you've got your pants. I watery water. Yeah, right? Oh This is not giant don't say it's right. You can't miss it. I get so that's the thing about what you realize now Is you push me too far and all of a sudden you're hugging your own fucking on true. No, here's what's gonna happen I didn't want to do this. I'm gonna take scrap to go get the bee suit out. No, I don't want to wear a piece here You mean bumbee now. I want to be a woman because I take on it put Brian to count I have to go like this. I take scrap I said put it behind the couch. Do I have to go like this? I take scratch, I say puttin' with couch, dude.

Do I have to go, you know what I'm gonna do now? Fire up the bumblebee. And I go, you're a bumblebee. That would've been funnier though. If you're a little bumblebee, you're gonna be a cheeked out. I'll do anything for a laugh, that's the truth. Yeah, dude.

Although I will say at 56, I had a couch suit on, and I staged that whole thing. I was like, do this, sweat me, and I was like, I at 56, I had a couch suit on, and I staged that whole thing. I was like, do this, whip me, and I was like, I'm 56 and I'm doing this. This is not a good look. But sometimes you gotta push yourself. I don't know, it's funny, it's silly being silly.

And then the, I don't think it's taking out context, so if you just see that, like little legit whipping you as a couch, like, oh, you know? So no one knows the count, it was a bit. He does bits on there all the time. He's just two bits. Hey oh, you know, so no one knows the kind, it was a bit, he does bits on there all the time. He's just two bits.

Hey, also you know, 58 or whatever, 50s, I think you think you think, you think, like I'm proud or disrespect them. No, no, no, we're going to long for it. A little bit. A little bit. I, I think here's a, here's a note to all your youngins out there. Ready? Take nothing personally.

Keep doing your thing. I hate, you know what I hate? I hate things like that. As I'm getting older, like I like the people have these like quotes. Do they really help? Like they're not originally either. Maybe they call me.

Yeah, it's over. I'll tell you what helped me. Somebody said, I heard mental toughness described as this. Learning, it was Elliot Hulse. He's a really smart kind of a shitness guy. And he said, learning what not to think about, like learning what not to indulge in is more important than learning what to think about.

Very smart guy. Yeah, that's way too, that's way too, that's way too, too wordy for a quote. I'll tell you what's mental toughness is not, stand here not eating that macadamia nut butter. That's mental toughness. Yeah. With your stupid home art cards, okay?

That's mental toughness. You want to stick both your fingers in there, like you do. Even three. Brandon will sneak that macadamia nut butter from house of macadamias. Like a grizzly bear, just with some honey. Yeah, it's very hard not to eat these all the time.

So my lady was like, I don't think I want these in the house anymore because I eat them all the time. Once you start to eat these. Well, they're so good. They're buttery. And it's a buttery nut. Oh, I didn't, you recommend that movie, that Nazi movie, you know what I mean?

It's Nazis I'm in. I like the World War II history stuff. Sissu. But then I, so here's the thing. You don't get around to it this week. The problem is I watch the trailer. It's too much action. I know you think that, but I'm telling you that.

And I told my guy what, maybe it's just a trailer, but the trailer, I don't watch John Wick. I don't watch Fast and Furze, too much action. I think you're gonna like it. I need some substance. I think you're gonna like it. Do it. Yes, and I think you're gonna like it. I need some substance. I think you're gonna like it. Do it. Yes, and I think you're gonna like it

because whoever shot it and made it is brilliant. Well, the person who made that made John Wick, right? There is the producers. So they know what they're doing, it comes out. And the actors and the filmmakers finish and the way it's shot and this actor. And like like so you know in the trailer it's like he's not immortal some people just used to die. I don't spoil it for me I'm gonna watch it please don't spoil.

I won't. You're all he's immortal he can't. That's very strong. That's not she says that you got to watch what he does to these Nazis because they fuck with him the wrong way. Yeah and I heard it's just like him destroying Nazis. Yeah, but in, but it's more than that. Got you. Cause you know, as I want to recommend a movie and you know, I love that old school word, word to stuff, the Nazi and SS love me and I like to study. I don't, I don't subscribe to their beliefs, but, um, so we're going through it.

And then we like horror movies and that the evil rise of the dead or evil dead rising, the ladies face on it's scariest shit that always sells me. And then I had a rating of like 88% from the audience, which I like to care about, I don't care about the critics. The evil dead rise. Yeah, that's very sad. Dude, and I like scary movies.

This one's good, man. It looks so good. Oh, you haven't seen it? No, it's good, dude. Yeah, that's very good and I like scary movies. This one's good. Oh, you haven't seen it big. No, it's good It's not that's not fun. Do you like scary movies? No, my girl scared. I'll I'll watch them That'll scare me. I love them. I get chills This one I really dig it's definitely unique what happens and they're like they're in their apartment And they set it so they can't leave. So that's what makes you scared. And then I was like, you know, me, I'm always critical. I went, stupid, they have cell phones.

If I can do on 23, but then they check that because then they shut down the service. Check all the phones. They shut down the, so their cell phones don't work. Dude, it was, it's very well done. It's scary. The ending, number five. The worst ending I've ever seen was that movie with Blake Lively with the great white shark. With the shark runs into the pillar. She's swimming and then just had a lot of things like, you, the shark's like,

because that's what you could do with the great white. And the great white runs into the ground and can and breaks his back. Good movie though. Best short his back. Ha good movie though. Best short movie since Joel's good movie except for the end which was so ridiculous. Dude you Blake lively in a bikini and great lights. Well take my money. Oh no no I would so if I was on a desk violin with her I'm terrified of sharks and she

said please swim to shore and get help and I go and she she goes, I will marry you. I would go, I'm doing it. Oh, I would say, oh my God, I would say, hold on, you want me to jump off this rock where we know that great white starts and everybody and swim to get you safe. So you're like, I'm like, you have to. For I jump in that water? Well, just so you can, we have to make love.

Yeah, because, well, we're on the rock. That's awkward It's very awkward you have to you have to you have to give daddy a boost right for I jump in that one I think you need your strength though. You need your aggression. You know what? Strengthen your wits chance. We make it not good. Well, I'm as well going to good now for me. It's like this Home a breath I go under and I hide among the coral and I move she She tried that. I move. And I just slip in because they can sense things. The movie is so well done. I sound like Bill Clinton. I don't know what Bill Clayton. I don't know what I'm not going to get that shark. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not. I'm going to swim. I'm going to get out. I'm going to run. I might sound like I talk to Phil right now.

Yeah. Yeah. Bill Clinton. It's more doctor.ot's more Bill Clayton of a combination. Yeah, I did not have sex with that woman. He was a good president right? Very good president. I'll take him over here. Anybody we have to think about the balls on a dude to legit get his dick sucked in the Oval Office the level of confidence and ego to go you know what? Hey everybody I'm gonna need ten minutes in the Oval Office while I get my weener or the desperation. I mean Hillary Clinton All due respect. I don't think I don't think he's attracted to her ever has been in. Oh, no, when she was young She was in bad and all of a sudden probably bring her up when she was in all of a sudden she got she possessed all of a sudden she got possessed. Apparently from what I hear, the people that knew her, even in college, he was doing his thing

and she kind of made a deal. She's very cute there, but you know. No, back to the day, look, I would've been in there. When they first met, she was like in the glasses. Go down, go down. She's very intelligent right there. So I think that's sexy. Like right there, with a brain like hers, I would've been have been in no why are you still in the murder right right?

They killed me not in but but she's but right there to me It's like you are she's brilliant and young and I find that attractive So I'm in right we probably have arguments they have to make a deal though to your point that to make you deal Where bills like I got to do my thing? You know I do my I've got I do my. I've got to have a chance. I've got appetites. Come on now. Women are part of my ammo.

Yeah, I mean, from the jump, he's been a ladies man. From the job. There's a picture of him young with like long hair, good luck. And he's charming too. Charming is it? Charming's all get out. A tall guy actually, rather a six two. Have you watched that?

It was on FX, it's on Hulu now, but when they did the whole Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, have you seen that? Oh my God, it's good. My buddy, so again, I'm sorry to drop this name, because I'm friends with Billionaire. You've said Billionaire again. So my buddy's actually very good friend to them because he was on Hillary's campaign

as the, I think, vice chairman, Renet and Biden's. So he's very of a connected. He's a piece of shit. I'm kidding. Well, I'm kidding. And he's very, very smart. He's kind of like Republican light, Democrat heavy. He's kind of in the middle.

He's kind of a Clinton guy. Yeah. Well, and he knows everybody. So these guys who run in these circles, everybody, David, knows everybody. And when I say everybody, like, everybody for me, Lon Muckton, he does business with these people. So it's like, don't get into a conversation with him

because he's gonna be like, are you talking about the head of Visa? You're talking about my partner, who was the CEO of Apple, you know, I'm kind of some. Sure, a big deal. And I said, and I said, I said, if all the people you've ever met,

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from any sector, like any sector at all. That's that guy's a genius. That guy's a genius. Please don't say anything about him. He's very old, but he's a genius. He's a genius. I guess in the evil dead rising as well. All right.

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Well, age is what it is, but the point is that guy's brain if you can see that brain It's brain sexy. Yeah, it's brain sexy. Let's take a little break here a b I'll tell you what man. I'm sick of these sugary drinks and they mix it with alcohol I wish it was an alcohol that was just delicious and break your A, B, I'll tell you what man, I'm sick of these sugary drinks, and they mix it with alcohol. I wish it was an alcohol that was just delicious. That's true. And better for me, dude. June Shine.

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And before that, he was a community organizer. So I will wait for anyone to show me where Obama was brilliant or amazing. Besides speaking, he was a great speaker. He was a great speaker. He was a great speaker. He's a sober thinker, he's a sober man. He's a great speaker. He was a great speaker. He was a great speaker. He was a sober man. He's very kind of like probably very boring.

But as far as like looking at his, he's like George W. Bush. There was nothing about George W. Bush. That was, he didn't academically or business ones. He didn't do any, he left no legacy. So a lot of these presidents were fairly mediocre people, but right time, right place. Obama was an amazing speaker though. Best we've had besides JFK. Yeah, I think Clinton said more,

I can understand why you're there and I'm over here. He was just his, his voice, everything about him. Just the way he came, so very presidential. Yes, very presidential. Did you, I hope you guys were learning a lot. Yes, did you, no, we talked a little bit with the Navy Seal Remy, but with the you didn't watch American Idol. I didn't watch American Idol. Our boy, Jelly Roll crushed it.

I bet absolutely crushed it. And then he has a documentary coming on who Jolly Roll has a billboard in Times Square right now. I mean, the guy is just good for him. And I've it's like Blake Shelton or someone saw him out. We've never seen a rise this fast. That's so cool. Like he's just like, that's where talent rises.

Talent will get you. Talent is undeniable. The trailer for the dock is sick. We could play it, we just have to cut it out. Play it and cut it out. Let Brian see it. But let you know about, Joey. I came out of jail with May 30th.

I was gonna put every piece of energy I had in the media. He gets country music artists currently. Dude, I cannot wait to watch that. He's the best. Where is that work? And I see that. Says Hulu. May 30th.

That made me emotional. How can it not? He's such a good dude. He's sing on two albums of ours too. Yeah, he's a feature of the album and thick well. Great, great art saves lives man. I'm sorry, it just changes lives. I'll take that one.

It's not actually when he come from jelly's past. But jelly just had, you know this, you've been in rooms, certain people, Connor has his effect, Tom Cruise, Will Smith. When they're in the room, there's this aura, there's this energy that vibrates. And it's hard to even explain it. Jelly has that.

We walked in the room even before it was big when he came on, we had him on King of the Sting in Nashville. He just walked in, you're like, geez. It's just like, and not a bath, and you're just like, damn, it's beautiful. It's just the vibration. The amount of time he came to us, I did Zainies with him, and he just got up, we did a live podcast with him. He's the vibration. The amount of time he came to us. I did Zane's with him and he just got up.

We did a live podcast with him. He's the best. Me and Steve Burn. And he just gives this time. He's the absolute best. The absolute best. And he runs the Astral, man. I remember we were out there and it was after a show.

I lost something. I was getting someone took it and he's like, Burn on Tate right now. So I went to take your watch. I forget what it was. He's like, brand on tape right now. So I'm taking your watch. I forget what it was. He's like, I will have it back here in less than six hours. He was nobody's gonna take your shit in my city and not have it back.

I call a few boys. You have a bag about six hours, Mike. And then his wife was like, yeah, so when it took his Rolex and literally four hours later, like the guys who stole it came back there. We didn't know since yours were. What? Yeah, yeah, man. He he wrote off you she runs things

yeah she's the best my my my my grandfather had some guys broke into his house I took all my grandmother's jewelry my grandfather Cecilian from Brooklyn just made a call he made one call and he goes, they came into my house and they took my wife's jewelry. I'll take care of it. That jewelry was back in my grandma's house by that afternoon. There's certain guys like that.

That's what happened. They sent out the APB. And they were like, get your fucking second story pieces of shit. Get that to. I feel like that's going away because of cell phones and people can snitch and lawyers and whatever. So that kind of,

sort of hard to get away with. Yeah, exactly, but on both sides. It's hard to press those people to get it back, right? And then it's also harder for them to steal because the camera's still. Well, do you notice that my point was I think like there are certain parts of the world where that still go like in New York still Boston

Natural but do you know taxes especially Texas as well? Yeah, like when I told you I was in joke I was like well as David Lucas and he was like oh, we got a check in with this guy So we're safe. I'm like what are you talking about? I think no dude. They who make sure we're good everywhere we go like I'm gonna like David Buster's dude. He's like yeah, I'm telling you we check in we're good. I did. It's a different world. Check it. Yeah So Do you do you have to check a little young you might be a little young what you check in Denver We got a my town got a works goes. Hey, do you mind if we have Brian from Denver my Denver my town? No, you said your head. Yeah, I got roots. Well, you know Cody Donovan, friend of mine.

Well, you met him, me, right? So when Tommy were just, he'd be mine if we were in Brian's town, let me look at my schedule. Yeah, I'm not doing anything a little bit. I'm at comedy works at the end of June, so I gotta check him with you. Yeah, oh no, I've already called.

Oh, you came in the green light? Yeah, yeah, you're good. I would've told you, if you were. What if I spit in your green light and I just go and I start doing my shit? Is Nub gonna be around? Is Aunt Nub? No, my mom got a new hip.

Mom, is Shob gonna be around? My mom had hip replacement. Mom, Shob and I, we got that going on, right? And then we got Nubby. What's your word to, right? Hey, I'm just talking. You're going to see Crowder. I get power into that.

That was doing that. All I'm doing is talking out loud. If you say you're here, right? Hey, I'm just going to see Crowder. I get power in that. That was doing it. All I'm doing is talking out loud. If you say you're going to stack my aunt and mother, I'll never say something like that. I would never say something like that. But when drinks start rolling and I'm in Denver, and I'm looking at them rocky peaks and yaying around, I'll send you a little video. Hey man, don't do it with your tongue.

Hey B, just wanted to say hi. You hot tub. You hot tub. Mom. New hip. Tits out. New hip. Tits. Dude, when I saw my mom in Devin, she couldn't walk. Oh, no. I was all, I was like, my mom had to get so bad. The doctor did the hip replacement since the worst hip. She's ever seen. Oh, no.

Yeah, I didn't, I thought she was bullshit. But that new hip's a game changer. And usually back in the day, it was like, I mean, night man. Night, you're out for months. Dude, she was out the same day. Brother and brother and a lot, same thing. Jimmy, Jimmy the bumpy Pickle Burke, same thing. He had him replaced.

And he had it at a head. Cause he used to be like major deal, no anymore. No, no, no, no, that's it. In fact, when Jimmy got his hip replacement, he was there and he's been paying for like two years. Doctor comes in like this, just a guy with a thin pencil, thin mustache, not even looking at him. He had to wait a long time just wondering

what's going on with his guys. And he just goes like this, he goes, yeah, hip replacement. And Jim goes, but what? And he goes, it's got to have hip replacement. You know, heads we think is a big deal. But I mean, but I can do rehab and stuff. And he goes nah, nah, I just spun on bone.

And he goes, but I don't want it to, I just wanted to rehab. And he goes, quality of life, nah, I just spun on bone. He goes, but I don't want to tell, I just wanted to rehab and he goes, quality of life, quality of life. And walked out. That's all he said. Because it's not a big deal. He'll buy more.

I definitely want to do it. Yeah, but then it's like, it'll be 96,000 dollars if you don't have insurance. So I'm just getting insurance. I don't have insurance. He fixed things out. Yeah, you have to. Fixing things out, but it's nice.

He was like 96, that, well, oh no, I'm an actor. Yeah, you're getting, you're getting, you're having insurance. Yeah. Yeah, insurance because it's going to run you pretty good. So there was that. I just interview chill for a big boy at chill and he was saying how much of a great time he had. You know, I felt like an asshole because Brian asked me to because I brought like eight people. No, I loved it. Yeah, I love this. He's the absolute best. I love that guy Oh, did he talk about it? Talk about it. Yeah, that's how we ended the show He's like I got tells him poor little man thinks setting that up. He's like but he went to the green room

Yeah, did you talk to his father-in-law? Oh, yeah, his father-in-law is a stud just a cowboy and old-time cowboy Chails the absolute best my favorite person talked to he's just everything about him. He is One of the he and crime of aregor people don't give chill his do Chail son was a superstar who put change the game change the game. There's some trash talking Oh, thank you. I'm a way change the game. I was He changed the game the gosh more the the the Kobe come to ins the Conners whoever else you want to say that was Chail I was chill. I remember him being the first guy where Dub David off start talking about Dub was like this guy says he's just going bad on the great Anderson Silver but the way he was doing it and I was like with no gear

Ah, it's just the greatest that when he goes Well, I don't put people between my legs. I'm a Republican. So I don't get on my back Just saying shit like that. I'm like this dude is out of it So funny because you call me you're like man, tail, Chale Boan, like, yeah, you used to rob banks. You're like, Chale, I'm like, yeah, it's called American Gangsta. I mean, you used to rob banks. My admiration grows.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a beast. He's a beast. Don't let his beautiful kind personality fool you. He was funny because he was talking about, he looks in shape. I said, what did for you? You know what I'll be honest?

John Jones made, said I had tits and it really hurt. So I started benching and eating right and chaped 90 more and he's like flexing. John Jones had he had tits. Yeah, he really hurt my feelings. I go, dude, no one wants to admit this, fat shaming works. When someone goes, man, what happened? Like, wait, what?

It worked, you're like, oh, there's only motivation you need. Oh, yeah. Because if I got really out of shape and you're like, do you look great? Like don't listen, I'm gonna be like great. You're like, I guess I can keep going there. But if I come in, you're like, dude, what, your face, your fucking, you got tits, dude.

I'm like, I'd go to the gym as soon as that happens. That's what you have to do. That's all it takes. Oh, you have to do this. Always works. Oh, I have to go. Do you get weight? I live there.

Is that? Oh no, we up late last night. Yeah. Well, the way the parents do it, like no, were you up late last night? Yeah. Well, the way the parents do it, like, man, you look tired. It's like, just tell me I look like shit. I'm not tired. I get eight hours.

I look like shit. I'm going to drop a name, Bradley Cooper. He was the same way like you are. Like that guy's super disciplined. And he went off to do a movie. I can't remember. And he came back and he put on some weight, you know, a little bit of weight. And all I do is I go like this, I go,

how do you get it up to me? Oh, movie like that. How does it move out? That'll do it. Even the joke though. You're joking, but even it gets in an head. You do that to a guy like that. Oh, my dad probably like two, three years ago,

he came out and we were swimming with the kiddos. You know, my dad loves to swim with the swimming. And he just started, he keeps it himself. He's in shape and we jump in the pool and I can tell, I can see he's looking at how it denigas. You still work out? But no, he didn't mean like to be mean he goes, no, yeah.

You still working out? I know. What? Yeah, like not as much. And he goes, that's all to it. And that's, I didn't need a car for two months. That's all it takes.

Just, I can see, I can feel his eyes looking at the denigas. You still work out? Oh my God. What? What? Early gyms like around this area, cause you should maybe check it out. Yeah.

Being super nice about it, but, I'm a fucking psycho because I forgot to tell you this. So there's this jaws or cizer, that thing where you chew on rubber and it's supposed to change your face. Now, I saw an old picture of myself and I had a jaw line. Bring me up with Joe Rogan when I'm a young man, right?

I had a jaw line. I don't know what happened, but my head turned oval and I lost my jaw. Well, there I am as a young man with a nice jaw. Yeah, that's a cut jaw. You and Rogan. We both had a cup, we had jaws on us. How about Rogan says a pick?

He's jacked. Jacked. Jacked. But Rogan right there was 170, 165, not more than that. 165 when he was there. That was 165 pound Rogan. Either way, tidy shit rocked out of his mind. But I've been chewing on, I don't have the jaws inside,

but I have a band and I chew on it. Yeah, it's completely waste time, right? Thank you. You got the gills here now, right? That's that's father time I got gills Yeah, like yours you get the gills here the fat gills here mine I don't have fat gills. No mine my store mine here look But don't say I have a fat kill you don't have it here yours is down here. You're a grouper fish, right? I don't have that you built like Oscar fish take that back You want to jump my new tank? 8 feet long.

You got a 8 footer? Half the... Exhausting. For the Arapahoe. Arapahoe or whatever the fuck they are? Airwannas. I had to. Airwannas.

I had to. That's you? That's me. That's in the main cave. That's an 8 foot long tank. Because Airwannas have to go back and forth. Here's the thing B. You know when you go to the pet store and they go,

Hey, if you're going to get that, they grow that areas there, getting big. They grow in, and they're... He gets along with the other fish in there? Right now, if he gets to be, he's going to eat them. That's why I have to get them out of there. Because in a month, he's going to eat them. He's too big. Well, I have a monster fish tank. Here's a problem. They don't care. They're a sociopath. They don't care, they're type bunnies to see.

Yeah. Of the tanks. But when you're at the pet store and they go, hey, you know, a lot of people come in and say they want those fish. You know, they grow like an inch, two inches every month. So eventually you have to upgrade your tank and people go, ah, yeah, I'll take it. No, dude, they grow two inches a month. You're gonna have to upgrade your tank.

And if they went, hey, in order to keep this thing cause now I care about that fish, I can't just let them give them away. So I'm like, I get upgrade. They don't, they should say, if you're gonna get this fish, just know, in about six months' round, this is how much this fish can be to keep,

different animal. Wow. The jet, I mean, because you need to keep it. So how big is that aropa hoget? Uh, uh, the Irwana. The common for, for, for foot. Well, that's very big. Yeah, yeah.

That's very big. Feel nice and whatever. You need more than what? You feel nice. You feel a mice. I can't. Yeah. So you need from you need more than eight feet.

No, eight feet, eight foot is the best part because I can set up a, uh, a jet three feet long, three feet long. because I can set up a jet. Three feet long. Three feet long. Spassamans that are nearly four feet long have been recorded, but mostly three feet. That's a very big fish. Yeah, but you can set up, so it's like in a finney pool,

where it's a jet run the water, so they go into it, so it could, you know, just chill and like. Really? So they swim against the pool. Yeah, yeah, swim against the current. Again. Okay, you know what's that thing is? They set up that jet, put it into the court. Yeah, yeah, swim against the court. Yeah, again. Okay, you know what that thing is? Did you set up that jet?

Which is the water? That's not giving that away. Well, that's an infinity pool. That's a mini-infinity. That's what I'm saying. People have those infinity pools. I've seen those. That's what you want to do.

We get the pet store they should be like, hey, whoever it is, he made it. You know, if you buy this thing in six months, this is how much, if you give a flying shit about fish, this is how much it's going to cost to maintain this fish. They didn't tell me that. They didn't tell you that. And he's good luck. Oh, and so you got you got to catch your attached. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They also don't tell you about the bearded dragons. You're going to be buying crickets every two days. And crates smell. Each one, noise. They smell like your worst asshole.

Like your worst asshole. Because they die, their half life is like three days. And when they die, it smells awful. It's a shit. Do you smell, you've ever, why are they smell so bad? They're about to open your asshole. After, and if you do, if I took your stupid nose right now

and rammed it in my asshole, that's what Cricut smell like. Yeah, okay, can you not, don't say stupid nose. Don't turn that aggressive. I'm sorry. Just say it smells like a game. Why does it smell so, most, I don't, I think it's because they die.

Like when flies die, they don't smell like that. They smell awful. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And they, and when you buy it, let's say buy 200, better feed them quick. Yeah, and the smell of the gases, they, by gut bacteria, is the stench of crickets.

If you put some crickets in a container with no substrate, you can see the fecal pellets. They're not lying. Quite quickly. Yeah. Hey, click on it says, how do you keep crickets from smelling? It says don't buy them. Yeah.

So, oh. No. When you start adding some water to it, trust me. This has seven views. She's a cricket lady. Don't overlook it. If you can get your relative humidity between 35 and 45%. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Not happening. I'm sorry. When people use things like, if you can get your relative humidity, I'm like this. You do, I'm out. Well, I'm in the pilot on the plane. It's like low pressure. We're having a low-pressure

I'm out. Anything that I just I just can hurt video campaign finance from you know, I'm out This is what I've been just give me the basics. I just need the basics. Well, if you'll be a professor you have consumer index Yeah, but you have to you have to take GPT and but yeah GPG Yeah, I'm done any any don't use any kind of like words So basically you got to deal with the shit smell of crickets. Yeah, god. It's bad. Do we tell us that well So my son had a bearded dragon. Oh bearded he died his name was beardy. What do you die from died of it?

Just of being a fucking yes, I'm feeling it's just died of being a lizard Sometimes they don't really die like I'm sure that we didn't have we didn't know we didn't have them. It just died of being a lizard. Sometimes they don't really die like. I'm sure that we didn't have, no we didn't have any. Or the blowback. We didn't have, we didn't have, we didn't know how to keep a beardy alive. We didn't have the optimal aquarium. We had all that, but I'm sure that there are

a lot of things were missing. The water. I'm not an expert on it. I'm not a fan of having those things as pets because I don't want them to suffer. And the thing was always trying to get out of the aquarium, which in my opinion means that animal is in hell. And someone like Hitler is probably

embodying that animal's soul. I always think that animal is like. Well, if Hitler's embodying his soul, he want him to suffer. I agree. So I don't make sense, right? Just I hate seeing something suffer like that that just wants to get out.

That's on you bro. I'm gonna have three-breda drag and stream pretty nice. Think about their life. This is my argument with people like oh let them free. They should be on the open cool. You know how they live their life? You know all they want to do is chill on the rock and sunbathe and eat crickets. So in my domain in their tank, they have a huge tank.

All they have to do is wake up. You don't have to worry about a hotk, suntan, a snake, snake, no, there's no predators. They get fed well, they're fresh water, a clean tank, they let us every fucking day, I have to let us all the fucking time. See what they get played with. If you're in dragons.

You're right, you're right. The worst is what, you don't realize this, the reason, like rabbits and squirrels have a very hard time. Look at that. Birds go on a snakes, dingoes, feral cats and foxes. Everything wants to kill them. And they're based out of Australia. Yeah. Oh, just Australia. Everything wants to kill them all too. They also have several of internal parasites and mites. So it's not a good time for them. And you know, you know you're, that's hilarious.

Oh, hawk. The hawk. Yeah. Yeah. So hawks kill you very nicely. No dude, they take their razor sharp beaks through your soft bearded tummy and right fucking rip you apart. Yeah.

My guys don't have to worry about that. Hawks eat you alive. And bearded dragons, they get pretty big too. Yeah. They get pretty big. Squirrels have to deal with hawks. Birds of prey are the worst because they grab you. I hate them. And they start eating you when you're still. I hate them. They grab they grab snakes.

Squirrels rabbits everything. They start eating you and eagles they'll kill a fox. They'll kill a coyote. No, hey birds. They do it all. So you kill a birdie dragon huh? I should fucking slap you. Huh? They're the easiest animal to take care of. It's just a knowing. I just have a snake too. Snakes make no sense to me. What do you can do with it? I told him I got beat by the snake, thank God. When the snake hit my son, the right thing gone. All my son's balls deep in all that reptiles and everything. My whole childhood was me wanting shit I couldn't have

cause I didn't live in the United States. A dog, a snake, and anything else, including junk food. There I sat. But the snake was fine. The snake was for your son or you? It's for me. Well, that's when my aquariums think I'm tigers one of the North Sanctaic.

I'm like, I can afford that as a kid. I'm gonna get an eight foot long tank. That's what happens. Too much. I love dogs, but dogs need to be walked. Oh, I enjoy that. Yeah, except for when you come back and it's late. Yeah, or you fly home and red eye and you get the dog's,

like, let's go, bitch. That's right. It's a lot of that. You know, I'm gonna, chin you'll be happy. I'm going camping this weekend. Rent to the RV. Well, that's awesome. Rent to RV. I pick it up tomorrow. We're leaving tomorrow. You're going camping. Yeah, where?

Yeah, I'm gonna say where but in the woods in the mountains you bring a pig bring a gun Yep, I always bring something just yeah me too just in case I don't know if they're Hill people that want to come surround me. I want to be or this serial killer. Yep. I want a shotgun and a pistol. Yep. We got all that lined up and then, just wait and go, Hey boys, you picked the wrong fucking RV. Shake, shake,

bouch, shake, shake, bouch, shake, shake, bouch, my girls never been cam and she's like, oh, well like,

we're gonna spaghetti, panay possibly. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no panna, pasta, I'm like, what fuck are you talking about? Yeah, wait, no, this isn't I'm catching my own food. Yeah, it was like, we only eat what we kill. The sound school, but no, we bought a bunch of meat and we're cooking on the fire. Is it just you and your lady or the kids to know kids? Yeah, yeah, I was you know, lady, that'd be terrible. She doesn't want to do that

long. Even she's doing this for the kids. She don't want to sleep on the right. You stay in the I'm staying. No, I bought a tent. I bought it. We're doing it. How my't want to do that, but when she's doing this for the kids, she doesn't want to sleep on the right. And you stay in the, I'm staying, no, I bought a tent. We're doing it, how my dad did it with me. We bought a tent, sleeping bags. Me and the kids were sleeping the tent, sleeping bags. That's your lady's gonna sleep. My lady and my mother-in-law sleeping on RV.

Okay, that's cool. We're doing a real camping style. That's cool. That boys will love it. Yeah. Now when I rent the RV, I didn't know. I wanted to get like one of those big buses, and I was like, I can't believe they allowed me

to drive this thing. This is not, I tried paying with my credit card and they're like, oh, just show your class A license. I'm like, I don't have a fucking class A license. Like, well then you can't rent it, down that's like, that makes sense. That makes sense. Because it's a big RV.

Yeah, I mean, so your father and I are gonna drive it? No, so I got the, it's called a C class and it has the front looks like a big F, like 350. 350 and then but it's the whole back is it's 40 foot long The whole back is a big RV. Yeah TV's and shit. It'd be cool. How far away are you going? How long is it? It's like almost two hours three hours? I think three hours That's gonna be great. It's like that white one right top up. Yeah top right love that that one right there Yeah, love that. That's almost the exact model, yeah. My lady thought it would be funny

because I was talking about a living in a van. I wanted to just, I was looking at vans where you can have, and my lady booked a snare B and B, and she goes, you know, love it. Turn here, turn here, turn here, turn here. Get to a parking lot. And she goes, we're staying there, and I go, a parking lot.

A parking lot? A parking lot? Is there anything? Is there there and I go parking lot parking lot parking lot parking lot I'm there a van I'm not a van It was a van and there was this little girl there and she goes just cleaning it and it smelled like a toilet because people took Shits in the hall and there's no Shops of doomswap there I go I go so we have to shit in this van and shower out the back from a hose I look through I go I am do you know me at all? I am an older man Yeah, and I am going we're gonna go get a hotel and I'm gonna spend and I'm not money because I'm so angry

But you're the one that hyped her up for it. She probably didn't think of it You want to live like the guy that climbs the fucking mountain. And I did and she felt really bad. So you guys never stayed in the... No, no, I said thank you, I looked around. Thank you very much, we're still gonna pay you, but I'm not staying here. Some of those vans are pretty dope. The sprinter fans, you make them really dope.

Oh yeah. Really dope. But you don't wanna live in it, Brian. You're also not... You dress like a cop. From here to... You can't live like a con. I'll travel from here to Calabasis.

That's it. I'm not gonna sleep in it and take a shower from a hose. Because I'll kill myself. Yeah, those are sick. Yeah, they're sick. You know what else is sicker? My house. Yeah.

Or a hotel room. Or a hotel room. Well, you're the dumbest that got her hyped up to do this. I admit, I am some romantic about it. When you're young, you're two gay women who are stoners, who smell like patchouli. Yeah, that tracks. That's all.

And so it's all good. That tracks. Yeah. How about the backlash targets getting? They're the next bud light. Why would happen? Because in the kid section, like, and not like in the back or special section,

like in just the normal section, they have underwear for boys that help you tuck it and like, Gabe, all this gay stuff. Oh, that's hilarious. It's super bad. We're moving some LGBT merchandise following customer backlash. Yeah.

Yeah, I did. I know people say, well, it's because people are homophobic. No, that's not what it is. No, no, no, it's not in the least bit. We don't buy it. We just don't buy what you're doing. They were selling shirts. I'm not a girl.

Pride collection over 2000. And it's for like little kids. Gender fluid mugs. Queer all year. Challenges and books for children. Age two to eight. Title by, by binary. Wow, Pride one, two, three, I'm not a girl.

Holy shit. Target learn the hard way. Yeah, I, again, it's like you're pushing this trans agenda. Jen, bring up on, it's on Instagram and Twitter, the lady who broke this, she's like, I'm done with Target. And she went through their, their aisles and you're like, Jesus Christ, take it easy target. Yeah, it's such horseshit, it's like, I'm done with target. And she went through their, their aisles. And you're like, Jesus Christ, take it easy target. Yeah, it's such horseshit.

It's like, stop it, guys. Stop it with your dumb corporate bullshit. Like I don't buy it. You're doing it for money. You're also like, you're also pushing this transgender on children. They don't, they haven't made, they, you're confusing children.

Fuck you. You just, you just got me going? I'm not going to target now. No, no, that's not it. That month's complain, there's not it. Oh, there it is. Tick tock her. And of course, Newsom was like,

get the shame the head of Target fouled. Fuck dumb, dumb, Newsom. He's so dumb. You're gonna need a lot more of them because who else is gonna run for the better? He I'm so dumb you're gonna be a lot more of them cuz who else can run for the dumb dumb man Look at this the boy section is this the boy section. Yeah, wow Wow Is this the boy section to

You gotta be kidding me. You know, it doesn't fuck with this black people Wow new and and Latino people this is the? Wow. No. And Latino people. This is the boy section. Oh, hey, we got a boy shirt. Hold on. This is the boy section. We're in the boy section. Try to make a bunch of little Elton Johns.

Is this, you gotta be kidding me. Is this the boy section too? That is for boys. Oh. Now, if this is the same push in a agenda, it's pushing an agent. Is this the boy section to? That is for boys. Now, if this is how you push in a gender, it's pushing in a gender. I don't get why they just don't stay out of it. Just sell regular merch. I do better.

Do better is right. Fuck target. Look at this. Fuck you guys. You look like your sister. Yep. Isn't that something? She's not even showing the underwear.

We're there. We're there. Special tuck it underwear for the boys. So it doesn't look like you have a penis. Isn't that something? She's not even showing the underwear, we're that special tucket underwear for the boys. So it doesn't look like you have a penis. This is my fucking mind. We'll go into Target, leave your mind, bro. Do something. Storm Target. All I can do is talk about it. You're gonna do a shit.

I'm gonna boycott it. Yeah, I just don't, yeah, that's for real. Well, we shop at Target a time, I tell my girl, I'm not doing something. I'm not shopping there. I'm not shopping there, you're pushing your trans agenda on my children. They took it down though. Okay, yeah. Leave kids out of your fucking agenda. Leave kids out of

your political agenda. I don't know why they're jumping into it looking at the back glass. Because of these, so it started with when you, I'm sorry, oh no. Think about the feminist movement. The feminist movement. The third-wave feminist movement, the fourth-wave feminist movement, said there's zero difference between men and women, even biologically. It was all cultural. Judith Butler, why don't you just go to the table?

Why don't you just go to the table? I'm reading Judith Butler. I'm listening to her interviews. I like to read people that scare me. Judith Butler wrote gender trouble in 1990. Gender trouble is what is the foundational text for queer theory. I like to read people that scare me. Judith Butler wrote gender trouble in 1990. Gender trouble is what is the foundational text for queer theory.

It was talking about this trans movement a long time ago. So anybody who's a disciple of this movement, Judith Butler is one of the god mothers of the movement. It was a good diet code. Break as you're... Yeah. I'm gonna be a long one.

I'm gonna be a long one. I'm gonna be a long one. I'll be right back. I'll lot more. Chew wet, chew wet, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Okay, here we go, chew wet, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Think about this. Think about this. I hear.

I can't blame him. I don't blame him for that place. The problem is you gotta know where this comes from. No, I know. But the feminist movement, they said, there's no difference between men and women biologically. It's all a construct, it's all social, it's all sociological, and it has another, and all of a sudden,

women are fighting to be put on the exact same plane and eradicating the differences, and the differences are beautiful between a man and a woman. Anybody who's lived a life knows that women have in these incredible strengths, men have these incredible strengths, and there are gender roles that are different, I'm these incredible strengths, and there are gender roles that are different.

I'm talking about overall, the norm. Are there, is there overlap, of course? But overall, there is a, women tend to be interested in things that men are not. All you need is have a party and men break up about talking about sports and business, women are talking about other stuff. That's it, for real.

Like we just talk about different things, why our audience is mainly men. It's just the way it is, Okay. And when women in the academic world, the way women in the academic world were saying, no, it, there is no difference. What you have is now you're saying, gender is a construct. Now you're saying, and gender is just what you make. Are you a society? And that's when you get the trans movement. The trans movement says, you're a woman if you say you're a woman. And it's just not. And that's all you have to do.

Maybe take some estrogen. Maybe not. You're a woman because you identify as woman. So you, Brennan, could say I'm a woman with that beard and you'd be a woman. And there are people on the left who would honor that because they're fucking not because they're left, because we need people on the left and the right. I'm honor both sides at both points.

So we get to the best idea. But these far left ideologues, like far right ideologues are fucking crazy. Yep. That's not good. I'll tell you what, if I was even a woman, though, I went half-ass it like some of these people out there do.

I'm going all in, dude. I'm shaving the beard. I'm not just gonna wear a dress. Well you're gonna put some work into it. I'm dead put in work. Yeah. Do you want a crazy diet? Well no, you already have a nice layer of, you know, softness that would, that would, know my skin is soft like a woman.

Yeah, but you also have that. Yeah, but you know if we were gay, you stay home cooked dinner, yeah? Well you know I'm, have, hey, hot meal ready you know, have, hey, hot meal ready. I think the, hey, hot meal ready. I think you're the kind of guy. Hot meal ready. No, you want to say that. Hold on, hot meal ready.

I want to say that. Hey, and don't do my laundry, whites, and colors. Don't put all in one spot. What if I fucking out? Separate him. Sigrate my laundry. What if I fuck it up? Take your hand, right? What right what cuz you only learn once don't make you do it twice. You're gonna take a hand of me No, yeah, I think you're the I really I think it's only time. It's okay. Don't ask about it if it's me and you yeah

Mm-hmm. I feel I'm gonna say this out loud And I make me it's a twice. I know but I believe this is my heart I think at the end of the day if you and I decide to just cash it all in, moving together and stop pretending. Yeah. I think you are secretly. Hot meal. I know.

I hear you, dude. There you go, see you. Hot meal. See you already like, you know, okay. Whatever you want. Yeah, there we go. Okay, good. Hot meal.

But at the end of the day, Bubba, I think you're in the ass play. I'm lazy, man. And I think you want me to plow you a new rumble with my crazy dawn. And what everyone do, but... Hot meal. Your face is in the pillow and your butt's up.

And after I make your meal, I'm getting mine. How's that? Oh, oh. Oh, God. So shut up. Hot meal, though. Fine. No. No problem now get on the back Our sad big stupid brown but ears I'm yield though. I need my hot meal. You just keep saying that meal. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, I wasn't yeah

Keep saying hot meal. Yeah, I wasn't yeah, you say hot meal. Yeah, dinner good. I Was dinner Hot meal What are you talking about? Get me out of this fucking Get me out of this bit I'm uncomfortable Let's take a little break Brian left to go cook me a hot meal. This episode's brought to you by Onnet, the one and only Onnet.

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All right. Oh, let me do. Chin was looking down. Chin was like looking to go for another Diet Coke break. Chin's first one. The first one. Oh, this made my day. I woke up to this. Just become first team to work out Matt Arreza

since putters released from the bills. It should say since he was exonerated. That lady's of rape charges. Yeah, I know. McKenzie salmon. She's very pretty. Okay, well the message is, it's part of the problem, right?

It's part of your problem. Sorry, but it's why we're in this situation, right? Let's focus on the task at hand. Yeah. But our boy is with my boy in Rogers in New York right now working out. Now hopefully they sign them, because just the work out's not good enough.

We don't stop there. They got to sign them to the 53 man roster. The Broncos just released their veteran. Can't just read that, go back. The Broncos just released their veteran punter. So the Broncos have an opening. Please go to the Broncos. They never say, they say,

even not face charges after being accused of evolving in the alleged, you know, stuff with the 17th-year-old woman. They never, okay. They never say he, they never, like, they can't give it up to say he was accused wrongly by this disturbed or shitty person. Oh no, that's USA Today, what do you expect?

Like, it's unbelievable. They never never they never say that she was lying I also want to say when I was looking up this to send chin that Google when I typed in Materizer jets workout USA today USA today would not pop up. I had to like special look it up It was you're not allowed to say that she's a liar because you'll get sued. Do you know that? Do you understand that? So the reason Trump lost that thing is because Trump said she's lying. That's called defamation. If somebody is telling their story and you say they're lying, you cannot say that specific person's a liar. If you do, it's defamation and you lose that case.

So that's why you have to just take it and keep your mouth shut. It's crazy that they don't say he's been completely exonerated. It's disgusting. What else you got, Chin? Don't give me started. Let's go to... Oh, the Pat McAfee thing. When you talk about that, Tom told us about this, right?

Yeah, so Pat McAfee left, he was with Fandall, left nice at an ESPN show, signed for whatever $120 million bucks, but he still broadcasts on his own, and he's part of ESPN's programming, but he just says he can't use that for it as much. And the fans, he didn't realize he came out and addressed, so he was like, I don't realize fans when when we said they're calling them a sellout he had so much

backlash because he has to sort of you know he has to limit himself it's Disney it's he has been so you got a good friend home great 120 million dollars also he was making he was gonna make a hundred twenty million dollars for a four-year deal or something like that with a fan no fandal but then this one obviously has to be more because he turned that one down Yeah, so they don't really how much money this is no Yeah, so it must be a hundred and what you see what Pat said you can play that He said it's been tough to say sure that there's nearly inside that guy's brain He's great. He's great. Pat. Remember what I told you to do is shown you didn't do it

Yeah, I'm like oh no, he's just some guy, remember what I told you to do was showing you didn't do it? Yeah, I'm gonna set you up in India. I didn't know who was. And I'm like, oh no, he's my, he's the best. I didn't know, I was in India, I didn't know what reason was. But he's right, there's certain times where you think it's gonna go one way and you don't assume the backlash. I've had my issues with that. Where it's like, oh, people would be so happy and they celebrate it.

And then the backlash, it just takes you like, really? Yeah. You guys are upset about this. You just don't expect it. You can't go with the details and sometimes. You just don't, you know, but you know, Pat's one the best. So this is the, what I was reading,

but I said I'm like a hundred million a year then, right? Yes. Yes. Eight figures per year. Yes. It's more than I make. What? Yeah, Pat, you know, he's one of the best.

He's a personality, you know, Flurx with the WWE, he does WWE, he's massive personality. Now remember, and Pat's always bet on himself, remember, he was at barstool, he's part of the barstool crew. Was like, you know what, I'm gonna go on my own, bank on myself and turn down their deal, left barstool, started on in Indy, has a great studio there, got massive there,

and then he's really close to the rodgers in rogers is his errant rogers only do interviews with him so we became the go-to source for erin rogers and he's just blew up and he's a personality great great great that speaking and articulate football he's the best love it he does some college football games play by play great or color comp team for it but he's great. No, he's got a color comp team for it, but he's great. I love it. He's one of the boys.

Love it. All right. Our old coworker, Meatball. We headed to the shade room. Hold on, let's see if this video is okay. Let me put this into a different browser. So Giovanni who's on that show power and all that. So he only really hangs out with black guys.

So he put Meatball ball who worked for us, but my little brother's never been a black game night before. Look at his face. Oh, that was a face ball. He's no Christian, no me ball. Oh yeah! Yeah.

This is awesome. His face is so funny. You don't know how to act. It's like biting at a black church. Yeah. Give it a sip We got him to see I mean, it's just Biden at a black church

That's Biden is a black church. That's how there is That was layers. Oh, that's so good I love me Yeah Thompson's podcast. Yeah. Johnny Fodd. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Brothers. Him, Johnny's crushing it. His dad's fantastic. When I play, it's a crazy dude. Probably throw it out.

And the dad came through. He's the best. It's great. The whole family's great. All right. This was about, I think, a last week, we didn't get to cover this current event. But this ABC7 anchor said his co-host was a

cut, but off air, he thought he was, the mic was still hot, but he called her a cunt, and then he got immediately fired right after that. People get in fire all the time for hot mics, like that report on the SPIN, called the lady I cunt too, and got the mic. Do we have kind of a response? No, we don't have it. Oh man, once you had it. But that's the woman. The color cut. Yeah. And they always like, they blur out the letters, like we don't woman yeah, and they always like they blur out the letters like

We don't know and then at first they even said it was some sort of racial thing, but it's not a racial thing I had to go to the etymology to look at what it's okay. He said it. He wasn't on there. No, not not on air Weird, but it got picked up from the hot mic. Yeah, fire move that well as narrow. You can't there's nowhere to go Sorry, I called Mike. Sorry. See tomorrow. Yeah How you feel about me like he's like you knew this I just said out loud and the mic was on but There was the I think it was in Chicago Chicago like New York and forget where but they had beef It's too like big sports radio shows and there they start talking shit show, the back and forth each morning. And then guy goes, I'm headed to Chicago.

I hope I see your mother so I can fuck her. And even the guys are like, sir, what's that? One of the co-hosts, one of the main hosts. Oh, you got suspended. They're like, well, he came back like two weeks later. I was like, I am so sorry. He's like, this really got out of here.

I am. You know, they're just sports shit talking like Boston. What's up, he said something about later. I was like, I am so sorry. He's like, this really got out of here. I am. You know, they're just sports shit talking like Boston. When somebody says something about you, I was like, I'm being Chicago see your mother. I'm gonna fuck it. And even the guys like too much. There was a comic who said about me.

He never, things never worked out. But I was at the college store and I just, I get up on stage and do pretty well, you know. Some would say, get him laughing pretty hard. And some grogas, yeah, he called you. You were there killing. And like, if you were laughing so hard, and he just, he called you a hack.

And they tried to have sex with me. And I was like, I was like, that's, and I'm just, and he would all say, hey, Brian. I was like, oh, yeah. And would you know that about him? Yeah, I was like, I can't, you're just mean and also. I've had to deal with that. Stupid and also not a hack.

What I know so much about me, and then you brought it in. Say me well, but I'm not a hacker. It was like just a bad, a hacker. The term hacker, a hacker refers to as what exactly? Like, Galagro would be a hacker. Like, gimmicky, right? Like, the tar.

Like, gimmicky is hacky. I mean, you know, listen, by the way, I also, I also, I do fake, right? Have on, I also have a puppet they call had you fake right have on that times ridden a horse a fake horse and and I have who called that half ribbed in imaginary cow, but I was making the laugh a lot. I will admit that there was a lot of you know what I was probably the point is I shouldn't have said that. And he got back to yeah, but that's

probably what you say that same things if you knew it was going to get back to that person. No, not a chance. Let's say I'm on Twitter. Would you say that to that person's face if you solve them, how is it going to affect them? No, you never say that. Well, I was just also just saying.

I was giving people the benefit of that. Even when I go to certain venues and clubs and I know the comic who's going to be there to talk shit about me, I see them. They're always nice. I don't think I'm going to hurt my feelings. I actually never say that person's not funny. I'm really careful always nice. I don't think I'm- I just said my head, I'm like, I don't know, I actually never say that person's not funny. I'm really careful about that.

I don't even say that to other comics. Like, there are comics that I'll see that are, you know, not my cup of tea. But if I have said that, it's really quite- I'm sure you say one person. You and I have talked, and I'll talk about certain people, I like crushed it and you'll be like,

I don't get it. But you never say- I said that only to you, you're quiet. Yeah, but you never say that he's not funny. I don't, you just go, I don't get it. But you never say, I said that only to you, but you never say that he's not funny. No. You just go, I don't get it. I would never say that. I would never say that.

But I don't get it's fine. What's that? It's not for me or I don't get it. Yeah, he's crushing it. I don't get it. Meaning like, he's calm he's not for me. Yeah, but I would never say that publicly.

No, I would never. I would never. A comic publicly. I just, that's bitch shit. No, and I don't say it to, I would say it maybe to you. Well, men don't do that either.

Men don't get on earwaves and talk to you. I'm just, I'm gonna talk to you, fucking face to face. Like if I get, how do you cook me a hot meal? If I get mad at you, I'm gonna cook me a hot meal. I'll get right in your face.

I'll get right in your face. Yeah, and cook me a hot meal. I'll put your hand, watch where you put your fucking hands, right? You get right in my face, you make a passion. I'm actually madly, otherwise I would have fucking, I would jump right on you in case your fucking hands, right? You get right my face. You make I'm actually Otherwise, I would have fucking I would I would jump right on you Take a break then are you good?

Yeah, you got hard can't stop won't stop. All right cool. I'm wearing purple Georgia This one sure this is just a fan submission fan sent this in yeah, make us giggle Oh This is just a fan submission fan sent this in to make us giggle. Oh Hey In Keto G you know this from being a big guy. They're like do you get him a slide? And literally he's like I feel you the bad Diaz is like worst fears Kate like So it's like what's gonna you're not gonna break the thing

Do you get a fucking slide the weight liminon? It's like a thousand pounds. You'll be fine This guy just guy that killed try let's all take cheap shots the guy struggling with his weight in a very humiliating situation Oh, I bet he got lit up, go to view replies. Yeah, I'm switching on bar stool. Yeah, the slides, thank you. Well, do this guy needs to reduce the damage we can't take. He doesn't want no. This guy goes, that's exactly what you're meant to do.

You know that moment's scared of polite. Scarred him. Yeah, I was crying for life. Oh, man. Dude, I've never seen a slide break like that. It was all painful. It was all painful. That looks super painful.

That's a good wake up call. Oh. Oh. Well. That's tough. Yeah. Damn. His buddy's like, do what the worst is going to happen.

That. That bad right there. And he knows that he goes, well, this guy could break while I go down it. No, do come on. Every slow step up the ladder is a shake. He's like, oh, God. He's like, man, I don't want to do this. And you know as soon as they're like pool party, the Kalea, John Bull, he's like, don't

ask me get on that slide. He's like, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You drink like flasky. What's the one's like to have it? It's not like I'm going to fall through. Ooh, that watched it. So this is graphic. I'm not going to be able drinks like flasky. What's the ones you can have? It's like I'm gonna fall through.

Ooh, that watched it. So this is graphic, I'm not gonna be able to show it on air. Why? But show it to us though. Yeah, definitely show it to you guys. But this is a 23 year old dude who went to a bar. That pops up everywhere. It's a 23 year old dude that went to a bar

and then the bar was too packed. The urinals, so he went outside. This is in florist. He went outside to pee. He thinks he fell into a pond where there was an alligator alligator Took off his arm. How did he fall into it? He doesn't he was probably drunk, dude Let the other way that happens more than you think but also I know this just you know being a florist numerous times on tour Any vitamins when pool. I assume all of you are airway

Well, he must have really had to pee so they block out the me saying so what they do is they do a real story has that actually grab you and roll and I think the American alligator they say has the strongest bite of any animal America there was that's that yeah There was asses up. I had to get her brothers. What? Is could you put the phone down and help him? Oh yeah, he's hammered. For sure get out of the water because I'll get her still around.

Oh, you couldn't, he couldn't die. Hey, guys, you could have killed him. And help him out. I'm right there. It's like above his elbow. Oh, it took him off at the shoulder. So they put an attorney kid on right now. I got his cigarette. I know that's He's a cigarette in I love this guy. He knows he's a real

Arielle. This guy's awesome. That must be his bone right? Stickin' out right there. Yes Let me now get a bit rolled and took the I love the sky. I'll come with With the cigarette No, he's not good God bless those people. We've got to tell him that the guy in the hat gazed I Love that guy the hat me too. Here. Oh, so Gaster I love that guy the hat me to hero hero so Surprisingly not that much blood as I would think agree and the kid He's like he was on a news program saying like you know, it's just an arm. He literally just says just an arm

Yeah, he's like good to be alive to be alive. So mom's like the same thing arm Well, dude, he could have been dead dead dead. Yeah, and that's the alligator. They obviously dispose of the alligator I don't get it That's the alligator. They obviously dispose of the alligator. I don't get it Well, you mean alligator doing alligator shit because you get the taste of blood I don't agree with that kills one human Also, that's too close to a bar and that thing waits that what happens is their ambush predators They go that was tasty, you know you do though. You don't give license to bars behind the go I agree, but that's what I'm talking about. Algae is like, we've been here, bitch.

Well, you know what that was to drink, bud, light, and suck each other out. The Johnny Theater, the Vassani Theater, where we do the Comedy Zone. Yeah. Okay, right out there is a moat. Right there, five years ago, a guy exactly like that, what got drunk, took a piss, alligator grabbed him,

took his arm exactly like that. They had to get a helicopter to land and take him out of there. Okay, well don't, okay. You can't, that's the game. What you do, alligator, to an alligator ship, is you roll with him. You roll with him.

You wrap your legs around, and you roll with him. You can be drunk when this happens, you should. Well, that's why Jiu-Jitsu is really important. I practiced that. Yep. That's why they call him Jokarere. What else you get, Jin? You already mentioned the winner right of our American Idol Demonstrate to Brent you're a little bit you don't follow it so no matter

Oh, so but did you see the winner from Their name I think I am Sam or whatever some shit like Sam or whatever she won three years ago She's basically performing on the streets now, she's homeless. She got out of her contract, didn't show up for the recording times, just self sabotage, and now she's back, on the subways of New York, playing her music.

She said, yeah, I got out of my contract, I could do it myself, missed the deadlines to like perform and wouldn't show up to the studio. So hopefully people learn from my mistakes. He needs to lose weight because he's gonna die. Yes. And I think that's important too. Like he's so painfully over where I can't look at it. And he's gotten bigger through the season.

Yeah, it's just not good. It's not good. Hopefully he does get healthier. I mean, I don't know how bad it is. We talk about gun violence, but we all know that obesity kills way more people. You just read that, aren't you? Yeah. I mean, to, I know, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not,, it's food. There's, but both can be true. Both can be true. Because guns are killing us and food's killing us. It is a nice voice. Yeah, it is a nice voice. I just don't know what you do with them as a star.

That's what's scary. So there was real quick on the EM tongue thing. So people are saying it's rigged because if his story was like so powerful that he's gonna win because his dad. His sympathy vote, whatever. Yeah, but that's just some whatever. There's two countries and one. Yeah, the country music artist. He's crazy good. Yeah, he's good. He's on the night. I'm going to go. And his story, I like your thing. You posted about the nuggets.

The temper nuggets. The, the, do they, do they went disrespect? Hell yeah, they went easily. They're going to sweep the Celtics of the heat, right? Yeah. And and and Joe Kitch will be the first player ever to win a NBA championship without another all star on his team. You know, when he was drafted, they didn't even show it on TV. They had a Taco Bell commercial plane. Yeah, he's got that giant white guy. Yeah, I mean, I'm giant ish. But what is it for Vassal? He's really good at everything. Best pass you've ever seen. Ever.

Might be the best pass you've ever seen. Is that true? Yeah. And hits from everywhere. Yeah, unstoppable. Average is triple double. More triple doubles in the playoffs than anybody. What's the triple double?

So over 10 points, 10 points are over. Over 10 rebounds, over 10 assists. He's get it everything He makes everybody better and when they gave him the trophy for Western Converse MVP. They were how do you feel about us? I don't I don't care I just want to win games. He was I wish I could break this trophy up and give to each one of my teammates That's what you want But again, I mean it doesn't want that you don't have to that to and do all the stupid shit

He's humble so then he doesn't want to give him his flowers. That's fine. Yeah, he's undeniable. What's him teams. He's looking for the nuggets. The nuggets. No, because I went to a Lakers game. I got like great seats and I saw him. And I'm like, who else? I've never heard of him. But every shot he made, he would, he was just destroyed. I found out it was like, that got drove me to the chair. I even married best combination sports. So it's John Marant, the guy that was in the NBA, or that's where he's in the NBA.

I'm gonna be in the hot with guns. It's like that. Now he's facing a big suspension that make an example of him. This work gets scary. This what scares me. So he puts this, love your mom with a heart. In stories.

Then he, that, not that, not that. I wanna fuck it. No, keep going down. You he, that, not that, not that. I wanna forget. No, keep going down. You're on it, keep going down. They post a picture of his kid he has a daughter. They're there. You say he says love you. And then, let me go play the story, actually, hold on.

It's sad, dude. Like, what's going on here? It's fast forward to here. So that's his sister, said love you, then post love you mom, love you dad, the baby, and then, bye. Bye bye and they deleted it is he going into rehab maybe but could you go and re-efrogun no the police just welfare check and he said he was just taking a social media break but it is very cryptic and yeah dark especially what he's

going through that terrible thing about he's like 23-24 yeah it's horrible hopefully he's okay but at the end of the day he's too through that terrible thing about He's like 2324. Yeah, it's horrible. Hopefully. He's okay And at the end of the day, he's too close to the flame to realize bro You're still top 10 and be playing the world correct me if I'm wrong, Bob Like when you have children and you love something that much. I'm always on edge. Oh my anxiety I'm always Inside your anxiety is always I do my my boss. Your anxiety's always the right. I hate those. I hate those.

I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those.

I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those.

I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I'm the same way, Bob. I'm just worried about that. Because I read all the headlines immediately. It's making the wrong, because you love your children so much. Yeah, and then my brother, I told my brother, he's like, oh, you know, if you've seen the statistics, odds are mass shooting.

I'm like, that doesn't work for me. It could be a thousand things. It doesn't work for me. It could be a thousand things. It could be that it works for me. Someone comes in and robs it, it's like, crimes up right now. That's all I think about.

It could be a lot of things. Yeah. Is that it, Jim? Just one last one, but let me put this in another browser, because it's just slow. Or we can skip it. Oh, you're like this, B. So Tiger right now, he's in baseball. He has basketball. He's in basketball too. Last night, this little kid shows up.

It has to be somewhere from India's parents were born there, but he's raised here. So he comes in as LeBron James. Sweet LeBron James Jersey on some cool kicks because the turbine on his head, he's a Sikh. He's a Sikh and the mom all have their heads covered his sisters and the brothers do. And my son doesn't see he's not being rude. He goes, Dad, that kid looks weird. That's not where he comes from. That's normal. Kid plays. Baller. Ball, best kid on the court.

Fucking crosschairs. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Shoot him. And my son comes back and we're in the cargo. Does he look weird now? Why? My son goes, no, it's actually cool. Dad, can I have one? I go, no.

That's not what we do. I go, it's not so weird though. Is it? You're pretty cool. Pretty cool, huh? He goes, yeah, it is quite that cool man Dude this kid balled out and went up to the mom's in my he's up ballers. Yes. Is he obsessed? He's obsessed Beautiful. I said it's cool because I got I'm sure you guys are used to like kids if they don't see it They don't know and my like why some kids like why is he wearing that hat and then all those questions about the window That's sports that won't the window because we started then all those questions about the window, that's sports. That one out the window,

because when you start busting your ass, now that's cool. It's like that's cool. I want to turn. Yeah, that's my son was like, I think I can have a seat. So to speak, I've never cut their hair.

And there were a lot of things like that. But I just pretty much. What the women do it to, and they don't cut their hair. Not the women. But the women have their hair. I don't know about what the women do. I have a men do.

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