The Fighter & The Kid - Who's at Fault? Tyreek Hill or the Cops? | TFATK Ep. 1023
Episode Date: September 12, 2024Brendan and Bryan talk missing Monday's show, the Tyreek Hill traffic stop controversy, UFC 306 Noche Sean O'Malley vs Merab Dvalishvili, Nick Diaz vs Tony Ferguson rumors, a Fontana man falsely confe...ssing to a crime he didn't commit, celebrity dad busts and much more! Arena Club - Right now, get 10% off your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER and unlock big savings when you bundle items sitewide #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid
This is really the fighter and the kid
Come on baby
Oh damn
Oh damn
Let me just start
I thought we were laying on Chin, but Chin's laying on us
How dare you
Let me just
No
I thought when we just
I hitched up even earlier I was like where you at bro
Oh no not that, I'm saying since we sat down
We've been ready
I didn't know that
Oh no no, Brandon said 11.30 and now it's 12.18, but let me just start with this.
Well, you missed all Monday, right?
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Oh boy.
Oh, I'm sorry, am I a tad late today?
Hey, fuck days.
You missed the entire show Monday.
I apologize to everybody.
Oh, no, apologize to me, apologize to the fans.
All right, I'm fine.
To the fans.
Apologize to advertisers.
To the fans, I apologize.
Oh, people are pissed too.
Oh, you can't miss. No, you are pissed too. Oh, you can't miss.
No, you can't miss.
No, you can't miss.
You can't miss.
Yeah.
And you're right.
And I will not do another Sunday show.
Don't do Sunday in Dallas when Dallas Cowboys are playing,
even though you guys showed up in the Plano
and I really appreciate it.
But not on Sunday.
Sunday was not sold out.
Hey, Sunday was light.
It was three quarters full.
I got videos from fans.
No, it's about three quarters. I got videos. Hey, it was light. Well, I it was, uh, I got videos from fans. Now it's about three quarters.
I got videos.
Hey, it was light.
Well, I say it was about three quarters.
Where I come from, it's light.
Three quarters is about light.
It's light.
No, we call it light.
Now, now, now Friday.
Hey, hey, hold my hand.
I won three quarters.
What?
I won three quarters.
I got pictures.
I won three quarters.
It was light.
We'll look at them.
You know what it was?
It was like an Oakland A's game. Probably a little bit of an Oakland A's game.
It was a little Oakland A's show up.
Well let's put it this way.
They weren't Joe Rogan numbers.
Is that fair?
That's fair.
Okay.
Now, I walk in and I'm going to go do my podcast and I hear Brendan.
No, you're doing your podcast.
No, no, no.
Before, before.
Let me just start with the whole, my whole Brendan Shaw experience.
Yeah, well he's on the phone.
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying.
Well, that's why I don't drive.
Look, at the end of the day, it's gay.
And you want to be gay, I don't have any problem with it.
But don't tell me it's not gay
when you're gonna be in a car.
I hear the other guy, deep voice go,
yeah, I mean, if you want to push a button
and drive a truck, then that's gay.
I was like, literally, I was like, oh, Jesus.
Oh, I was so aggro, I was like, I didn't even say hi to you.
I was like, oh, and I actually kind of skedaddled.
That was like a business deal.
It was a business deal.
And I skedaddled my little feet and jumped in.
I thought you were going to jump in for sure.
Nope, I didn't know who it was.
And I ran into my podcast and I closed the door
and I made a little noise like, oh, like that.
It was a lot.
Yeah, and Dylan, my producer was like, what? noise like oh like that it was a lot yeah and
my producer was like what I go nothing it's just it's aggro out there yeah well it's okay because I knew you were talking about electric trucks and I knew if you saw me you would have
you would have pulled me in if you would have known who I was talking to you would have jumped
right in 100 100 because before that me and him were talking about football and the problem with
all the NIL stuff now dude we were going we were on one. I'd actually like to pick your brain on that.
But before, but then, so then I'm doing my podcast.
Did you have a guest?
I did.
I heard you getting all serious talking about politics.
I didn't have a guest.
I didn't have a guest.
Thank God.
Thank God because yesterday I had
like a world famous cancer specialist
who studies near death experiences.
And so like, I don't know the guy.
So I'm literally in the middle of my podcast.
And I'm doing some long rant.
I'm doing a long rant and I just see the door open.
I go, what is the door open?
And I just see, and it's a shovel.
And Brendan's wide hips, I just see his ass.
And I just hear, vroom!
And he farts,
and then he just pulls that back and closes the door.
My producer's not used to that,
just looked over and he goes,
what, do you want me to stop?
I go, don't, no, don't stop.
I hear you start laughing.
Just keep going, I was dying.
In the middle of my round, I started laughing.
Then, then I come out and I'm walking out
and there's this, oh.
Don't say what car it is.
No, I'm not gonna say what it is, but it's a car.
And it's a car.
I don't know cars, so I wouldn't know.
It's the next giveaway.
But I see this car, which is not quiet.
It's not electric and it ain't quiet.
And I see this car and you're still on the phone walking.
You got your hat mullet and wrap around sunglasses that you wear at NASCAR if you're going to
beat people up.
They're blenders.
They're gravyators, dude.
So then I go, I guess I go, do you want coffee?
And you go, you go, you're like this, you go, like that.
You kind of stick your tongue out and dig, put your, you point your thumb towards your
mouth.
Like hang loose. I'm like, what the fuck, okay.
So now I go, I'm waiting for Phil's coffee
and I get Phil's coffee.
As I'm coming back and I'm driving gingerly
because I'm trying not to spill things,
I just hear, ahem, like it was so loud
that it actually startled me and I went, ah, like that.
And as I turn, Brendan looks at me, sticks his tongue sideways,
and then gives me the finger.
We're about to do a podcast.
And just takes off in a cloud.
I was like, what the?
I can't believe fire didn't shoot out of that car.
I can't believe it.
And I was like, and then he kept, and I've been sitting here,
and I've waited for at least 40 minutes, but I'm not going to say anything.
I did it on purpose because you missed Monday. I'm not saying shit because you're,
I didn't know if you were going to actually come and give me a stopper.
I've been a lot today. Oh, a lot. That was very impressive. What a morning.
Just a high octane morning.
Your tolerance for things like, I don't know,
booze you don't drink anymore or, or caffeine or, or nicotine.
I take a three, I like nicotine now,
but I'll do a patch of three milligram.
I keep it in my mouth for about five minutes
and then I start getting a little woozy.
I have to take it out.
You'll put 24 milligrams in there, no problem.
Oh yeah, two, three cans a day, go through it.
Yeah.
But I've been doing a lot longer now,
you freaking fad junkies.
Yeah.
You know how long I've been doing it. Long time. Before before everyone thought it was cool good for your brain. What's up?
Jay's just nothing nothing. Oh, I feel you cuz next thing's good for your mind
But then you know what I like to do in the mornings. I I wake up before you take that I wake up
I get my dark roast coffee and it is so dark. It is dark like your heart, right?
It's so fucking dark dark like my dark like a shark eyes, shark eyes,
doll smile. I get a really dark coffee. I put in my nicotine,
24 milligrams, and then I take a, a freaking magic mine.
Little shot of magic. And it's a magic morning.
It's a magic morning. It's a nootropic. Now I had coffee.
I don't like drinking too much coffee,
but what I like about magic mine is it makes your coffee last a lot longer. I don't know why or what's in it.
See, I like, I do one in the morning, what is about, it's at 1230, so I woke up at three.
Yeah.
So then I probably just say, took this around 330, it's 1230 now.
Yeah.
It's a nice little-
Got matcha in it, which I think is the highest thing in antioxidants, but more importantly,
I live by this stuff, so does my wife. anybody I've ever introduced it to gets addicted to it
because it gives you that sort of sense of flow.
It's got that as long as it's green, I'm good, baby.
You're good for your brain and it's yeah, dude.
So what are you been up to slap dick?
Just do just working on my one hour.
That's what we call each other.
Slap dicks.
Sometimes that came from my high school, uh, coach Weaver.
He would buy, come on, you slap dicks.
And we used to think it was so funny.
I think slap dicks was great.
And he was the best coach, coach Weaver.
I don't know where you're at dude.
Shout out to coach Weaver.
He's the receiver coach.
And he always give us like a passionate speech
before every game.
And we're like, now get it together, you slap dicks.
It'd ruin the whole team.
Slap dicks.
Cause we thought it was so funny. We didn't find an offense. We were like slap dicks.
If Trump or Kamala had said that, if Kamala Harris had said, listen you slap dicks,
get it together and vote for me.
Yeah, like if Trump was like, you know, there was an assassination attempt. She's like,
oh, quit crying you slap dick. Boom, she wins.
Did you watch the, did you watch the debate?
I did. I had to catch the highlights like I
do in life. I think he wasted a huge opportunity because he lacks discipline and he didn't
prepare and it's like dude you could have hit us with like you could have literally
it was literally right there. This is also a home even though it's on CNN debates are
his thing that's where he flourishes. I I think he, you know what he did?
He's that number one contender, fighting an unranked guy.
I was like, I'm going to beat him.
Yeah, man.
Because Kamala is horrible at debates.
Nurturously horrible.
She's also a lawyer and an attorney general.
For sure, she's an idiot.
Yeah, moron.
But then also, you know, it's on CNN.
Did she get the questions before they're saying?
So she, but either way, she was fucking prepared. And he was just like, I got it way she was fucking prepared and he was just like I got it
It's the same as a fighter going I got it
Right you gotta pretend you're fighting the best
Exactly and not only that like you're gonna hear and he's already saying that the moderators were really biased
They were it was ABC. They did a terrible back to him and not her but you knew that going in
I agree and you have you have 90 minutes bro. All you had to do was ask her the questions that you knew
they weren't going to ask. But he kind of did but also they went fact check like they
did him. I know. But he was at a disadvantage. Don't blame the ref. You know it's there.
I agree. He had a chance and by the way he spoke for 10 minutes longer than she did rambling.
Bro. You got to hit us with gas prices you gotta hit us with grocery
the border he did good all that yeah but he was stuck to it so we could have he was going
all over his closing statement was to drop Mike when he goes she promises all these things
yeah she's been in office for three and a half years she's done none of it matter of
fact she's done the opposite yeah boom Mike dropped well I don't think it's gonna matter
well he's so high in the polls and also the morning of that debate he was the highest She's done none of it. Matter of fact, she's done the opposite. Yeah. Boom, mic drop. I don't think it's going to matter.
Well, he's so high in the polls and also the morning of that debate, he was the highest
he's ever been.
That's true.
The thing that I think it's so all that matters is independence.
And if independence, consider him unhinged or undisciplined, that can be a problem.
You got the RFK on the side, a lot of independents with RFK.
We'll see.
We'll see, man.
We'll see, dude.
What else you been doing, dog?
What have I been doing?
I've been, I've been not working out as much as I should, Brendan, and that's a problem.
Now what I did do is my friend took me to a sculpt class, very gay, but listen, it
was a class in Dallas.
Hold on, who's your friend?
It was a hot yoga class, my buddy Mitch.
Now hold on, he's a very muscular guy about my age, in very good shape.
He said, come do this hot yoga slash weightlifting class.
I'm like, what's this?
It's a girl in her 20s who's a professional cheerleader,
et cetera, right?
And gotta be ready for whatever comes our way.
And I got a story about that too.
And so it was one of those things where they're making you
do squats and lunges. With weights? And it's an hour, yeah. And that was um, it was one of those things where they're making you do squats and lunges
with weights and it's an hour. Yeah. And that was, that can't be safe. It was very, very,
you could just stay in LA and go outside. It was 110. 110 dude. I heard where we're at.
114 tigers baseball games got canceled. Really? Cause it's on turf too. So a little 10, 15 degrees
hottest, really 120 and they can't do it at eight. They can't do it. At eight, they can't do it. Damn.
It was hot.
But that hot yoga is no punk. It's tough.
It was tough. I actually had to get it together.
It can't be the only thing you do though.
No, no. You gotta lift weights.
Yeah.
How about that?
Yeah.
Lift weights.
Yeah. It can't be the only thing you did.
So, uh, boy, that boy, it sounds like I'm
living the life of Riley, huh? Woo hoo!
I did a hot yoga class. I watched the debates
and then I, then I played with my kids, you know
My kids honestly when I get home you got two little kids they take up all my time
Yeah, I mean he's so you can't work Sundays to you can't as a father you can't as a fucking podcaster
You can't do I'm telling you cuz cuz you're killing yourself
I know can't you're not spending time with the kids you're missing out on this. It's a huge problem. Yeah, you can't.
It's not worth it, too.
No.
Sundays ain't the move.
That literally was like, oh, I'm not doing this again.
Are you celebrating Mexican Independence Day this Saturday?
Cinco de Mayo.
No.
No, bitch.
That stands for May 5th.
I know.
This is Independence.
I was going to say, I was going to wait for May 5th to celebrate that. But I know that Cinco de Mayo is a ways off.
Yes.
But when that does come, I'm going to celebrate
that.
Yeah.
Uh, and I'm going to celebrate the Quinceanera
I never had, um, when I used to identify as a
16 year old.
Mexican independence is this, I think Saturday,
that's why you have USC Noches, you have, uh,
Canelo fighting.
That's about it. And then all the major Mexican bands.
I'm going to ask you a question.
It's okay.
Do you know who Mexico got their independence from?
And let's not read that.
He's already reading it.
It's too late.
There you go.
Well, I didn't see it.
Who did that?
Who did Mexico get their fight and get their independence from?
The French.
The French.
The French.
The French.
No, what did you say?
They got it from the French.
No.
Which is why the Mexicans speak French.
No, they did.
They got it from the Aztecs.
The Aztecs.
No, the Spaniards. Yeah, they it from the Aztecs. The Aztecs? No, the Spaniards.
Yeah, they messed up the Aztecs. The Spanish gave the Aztecs the what for with their European
diseases.
Yeah.
That's how it goes.
Yeah.
But anyways, you're not going to USD Noches, right? Rogan said, good luck asking for tickets.
Yeah, no, no, no. I would never ask them for tickets for that. Everybody ask them for
tickets for the Sphere? No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. I think the sphere for the fans is going to be experience.
I don't think it's going to translate on TV.
I think for people on TV, it's just a bad card.
I agree.
You have a great three fights.
The rest of it probably shouldn't pay for.
I think, but being there, it's going to be a once in a lifetime experience.
I guarantee the UFC goes back.
I know Dan is saying one and done.
Guarantee they go back.
Really?
Yeah.
Guarantee they go back.
They've spent $20 million on the UFC.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience.
I think it's going to be a great experience. I think it's going to be a great experience. I think it's going to be a great experience. I think it's going to be a great experience. I think it's going to be a once in a lifetime experience. I guarantee the UFC goes back and O'Dan is saying one and done.
Guarantee they go back.
Really?
Yeah.
Guarantee they go back.
They've spent $20 million on the sphere alone.
Um, so I think in person it's going to be once a lifetime.
20 million to rent it.
Yeah.
The whole production.
Yeah.
But isn't like the whole point of the sphere is like, it's a giant wall of like
LED TVs, right?
Yeah.
Isn't that going to be kind of weird for fighters not having that?
That's what I'm saying.
Well, for the fighters, the distraction, like I don't know what's going on when be kind of weird for fighters not having anyone on one side? That's what I'm saying.
Well, for the fighters, the distraction,
like what's going on when they're fighting?
It's not gonna be just black, is it?
And how weird only to get sound from like one side?
I don't know.
No, it's a circle.
Oh, it is?
Okay, but I don't think-
Sphere, right?
No, no, that'll be-
What is it in the ground, the seating?
Yeah, I think it'll be fine.
Yeah, the octagon will be in the middle.
Yeah.
Oh.
Let me see the card, please.
Yeah, that'll be interesting.
Did you watch Gilbert Burns and Sean Brady?
Brady?
Yeah.
Brady looked great.
Yeah.
So Suga, Marab, Fantastic, Alexa Grasso,
Shep Checo.
Against my girlfriend, Valentina.
Oh, I'm more of a Grasso fan.
I watched some of that tough.
It's good, man. It's hard not some of that tough. It's it's it's good man
It's hard. It is it's tough to watch. I find it very I
Realize how hard it is for those fighters from other countries where they come in and they just get like you can't fight because you
Have an injury or whatever it is. That's what I look at. Well, I find it from another country
Yeah, like if you get hurt. Well, you got a Brazilian fighter, you got a Russian fighter.
They're there.
It's like they'd say, look, you're not cleared by the doctor.
And it's like, well, there go my dreams.
Well, that's American or foreign.
Yeah, no, I'm saying.
Fuck foreign.
I'm saying.
It just sucks.
Wait, pomelo hairs?
You got to worry about the Americans.
Americans, same shit.
No, I'm saying all fighters.
All for ultimate fighting.
You come from Russia, you got no money,
you're talking to your sister for the first time in six weeks.
Then you go there and they're like, it's cleared. It's tough for everybody. Yeah. And're talking to your sister for the first time in six weeks Then you go there stuff for everybody
Yeah
and then if you cut in the fight and even if you win you got a fight in a few days like
There's a lot of luck goes in there a lot of strategy goes in how you're gonna win fights
Yes, you don't want to get enough fisticuffs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz they have you got a fight to eat two days later
Are you sleeping? Well, or is it no no ways? No, it wants loud. It's like prison. Yeah. Yep
No chicks. No reading. No, no phones
No entertainment just the bros. It's prison. It's even in prison. They have more freedom. Yeah
We don't get to leave either. You don't get to leave the house unless you're trained to the gym
Oh, the only time you leave is training twice a day. That's it
Yeah, I'm not you're in the house.
No reading material, no TV, no books.
And you may have to fight your own teammate,
which I didn't know.
Oh yeah, if your team does well.
Damn, I can't believe Tough, whatever this is,
30, you finally got hip to it.
I've watched it, but not enough.
I think if I had to watch it.
You don't watch my season?
If you want to see the real Tough,
go back to one through 15.
Yeah, great.
These seasons are garbage yeah that's
where fighters go to I watched the Michael Chiesa some of that his season
was wild yeah so that's what's in all sent me right now the that's kind of
like that layout for those here it's not in the middle we so this is like the
main area so we're that's very strange I guess they'll they'll broadcast it on
the walls so in other, while it's fighting,
you're gonna see it on the walls.
That's gonna be weird for the fighters.
How distracting.
That's gonna be so, I'm telling you,
it's gonna be a distraction.
Well, they're gonna try it, we'll see.
Again, I think for the fans, unbelievable experience.
For the fighters, for people at home,
it's gonna suck cock.
I could be wrong.
You never know.
Even Dana White said he doesn't know what's gonna happen.
I think it's dope he's doing it.
I also think they're gonna be back. Oh, so you don't know what's gonna happen. I think it's dope he's doing it.
I also think they're gonna be back.
Oh, so you don't think it's a one and done?
No, no, no, no.
Not yet.
You got some picks on this?
Can we go back?
He's been right about a lot of things lately, Brian.
This Diego Lopez, Brian Ortega fight is exciting.
Yeah, it's supposed to happen earlier, right?
Yep.
Yeah, I
Would that thing can't be right it has Todd Duffy on there
Todd Duffy were on the prelims. That's interesting. No, it's someone okay, you know, you can't go to Wikipedia
We're gonna go UFC calm but Brent usually Wikipedia is more advanced than UFC's website because UFC's website doesn't like-
Sometimes, this close to the fight though, they should have everyone.
Someone's just messing around because-
Is Todd Duffy still fighting?
You can be a fan and just change stuff.
I know.
Alright, let's take a little break.
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Let's see UFC.com.
I hope Duffy's back.
That'd be cool.
No, he's not.
There's no way.
There's not a chance.
He fought in bare knuckle against Ben Rothwell.
How'd he do?
He lost.
Can't imagine fighting Ben Rothwell with bare knuckle.
Oh, I can.
Although Todd Duffy I've heard,
not just from you, but other people that he was a savage.
All right, so here's the card.
Go down, though, so we can see if Todd Duffy's up there.
No, he's not going to be on there.
That's definitely someone messing around.
Yeah.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Yeah, without a doubt.
Dude, you know how you thought Connor was Popeye?
Same shit.
That card is terrible.
My boy, Raul Rosa.
Early prelims.
The first prelim.
So Brendan did think that's like a disrespectful thing to do to Raul Rosas Jr. who's like really
popping right now.
But I'm also thinking that's a good way to start the card.
Well he's a fan favorite.
Like he's 18.
So you put him on at 4.30 in the afternoon.
Vegas doesn't get there to the co-main event. Yeah, he's really young
I mean, maybe he's 20 something now
Maybe he's 20. He's 20 see all these
You're probably have to use Wikipedia
It's just weird he's the first fight of the night
But he did just fight and he has to be added to this late.
So maybe that's it. But you saw him 20. Wow. Yeah. Well, he turns 20 October 8th. Yeah.
But when he started, he came on the scene at 18. So you watch tough 17, actually you watch tough.
The very by without a question, the best fight show anything is Dana White Contender Series
not even close if you want talent like real fights it ain't tough that's why
tough stead really tough stead they just do it to check the box vs. really yeah
they don't put any effort into it so it's the contender that's contender say
I mean sugar came from there a bunch of guys came from there. So so a bunch champion you want to go through this
What do you think of that Lopez or tag a fight has Lopez
He has he faced he's faced good guys. Oh, yeah
He the his toughest test he lost but some you know, it's close one
Evil of was his first UFC fight.
So I think, um, I'm going to go with Daniel Ortega.
You mean Brian Ortega?
I mean Brian Ortega, but I call him Daniel. That's my nickname.
Yeah.
Nickname for him.
Hell yeah.
You know what, dude?
Yeah.
Tough fight for Ortega.
Yeah.
Very tough fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I won't pick against my friend, but if I was betting on it, you'd probably pick Diego. Yeah. Tough fight for Ortega. Yeah. Very tough fight. Yeah. Yeah.
I won't pick against my friend, but if I was betting on it, you'd probably pick Diego.
Yeah.
He's a killer.
Ortega's a dog in that fight.
I think Alexa Grosso gets it done.
Really?
Yeah.
I think Shevshenko's older.
She's the old man.
Yeah, I was going to say, she's getting older.
It's their third fight.
I think Shevshenko won the last one.
Dude, I thought she, this whole time I thought
Shevshenko was from Poland.
Why did I think that?
Is she from Kyrgyzstan?
Cause you got her confused with Janczyk.
Wow.
I love Valentina Shevshenko.
I think she's incredible.
You didn't know where she was from though.
That's all right.
She got in the main event though.
What's that?
Who you got in the main?
I got Shawn.
Of course he's our boy, but say if got in the main. I got Sean. Of course he's our boy but say if we
weren't biased. I got Sean. I think that I think that Marab's takedown like as he puts on a furious
pace but you can stop him from taking you down. There are people that have done it you know. Who?
What's his name? Jose Aldo did and Aldo did. And he stuffed him a bunch.
He stuffed him a bunch though.
He stuffed him a bunch.
And then the other one.
Let me see what else he fought.
A.B.
Yeah.
Aldo has the best takedown defense of all time.
Yeah, he's great.
But he's also.
Of all time.
I think Sean, you know.
Peter Young did too.
I think Sean wins.
Peter Young was very good at keeping him at bay for a long time.
Young got taken down a ton.
Yeah, he got taken down, but he also like.
I think that, I think that, you know,
Murab is, I think that Murab is going to have to ultimately stand a bang with
Sean and if he does, he's in big trouble.
I just don't think he can avoid getting knocked out for 25 minutes.
That's right.
I think it's striking, it's atrocious.
Yep.
And all he has that wrestling is, uh, sugar can get a take down.
I will guarantee you gets taken down.
Yeah.
But I think he eventually worked his way back up and
Every round starts on the feet the marabas not a finisher
So if marabas wins you get five five minute rounds of straight grappling play and pray
But I think when those rounds are over now will shine you down the cards probably but he's gonna knock him out
That's what I think happens. Yep, and then the legend of sugar happens. Yeah, man. He's just, you knock him out.
It's off to the races.
So special.
Sugar was there when he was at that fight with Tim Welch, his, his, his part, his
trainer and, uh, like they were, they were basically cage side, you know, when
Murab did that shit to Sehudo.
And you can say whatever you want about Sehudo, but Cejudo was a gold medalist.
He's as good a wrestler as he gets.
He's older and that was a dominant shot.
Look at Marab's resume though, dude.
Marlon Marais, Jose Aldo, Peter Young, Henry Cejudo.
He's a beast, dude.
He's, that pace, it's a nightmare.
That fight alone is worth your money.
100%.
100%. That pace it's a nightmare that fight alone is worth your money 100% 100%
But if there's one person that rises the occasion is just better and does things that shows the fact. Yeah
We'll see. Yeah, I post this I didn't
Look up any sources see if it's actually true, but Nick Diaz versus Tony Ferguson is rumored in January. UFC 311.
It is and you did call that. I called it. You'll see if you're listening. Clearly they listened.
Yeah. Because you're supposed to fight Vicente Luque, right?
This is the fight we want to see though. This is the end of the career fight.
We're done after this. Yeah, I love this. Not me. You send them off on the right note. You make a
really special entrance for both of them. Both of them know them notes their last one. This is how you do it
See do it but see I posted it but no look like Ariel hasn't posted
That's a rumor for now, but yeah
Yahoo sports that's May 30th here wait, you know white announces Nick Diaz 21st return May 29th. Oh, that's old
Yeah, so it's just rumors for now
Yeah, I definitely spread it that right. Did you say it's happening for sure though? You said it's just that's what I'm hearing
He said he would like to see it and he did that's fine about potential good fights
And that was what he said would be this is a this. Yeah, this is what they should do
But we'll see.
It's fine.
Yeah.
I haven't seen, I was in Denver dude over the weekend.
You were for the truck stuff.
No, for one championship.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
How'd that go?
That's good.
See family.
Oh yeah.
Mom, Papa, Nubby.
Good.
Jay.
Oh, Nubby.
Oh yeah.
It's all Nubby.
I love it.
Stacks.
They're stacking. Trying to stack them. Huh? Trying to stack my no, come on, man
That's good time dude, how's mom doing she's chill. Yeah, come out here good
Denver how's Denver run over on with homeless are really nice
That's my mom cuz she lives in Aurora lives in Aurora. Downtown's a fucking train wreck. It's a train wreck?
Like every blue city, train wreck.
A train wreck.
Homeless everywhere.
But in Aurora with all the legal immigrants
and all that stuff.
Is that true?
That's my mom.
She's like, it's like one small complex.
She's like, it's not all over.
Because she's, you know.
We get gamed by social media all the time.
Well, she was like, there's definitely,
there's an issue in that complex.
She's like, but it's not like everywhere. in that one area it's a problem so did you hear the the
they were talking about how haitians were eating pets and it was a no they're homeless woman
ducks heads off it was a homeless woman who was uh not well who killed a cat and the cops there
and she was american she was like a homeless woman and he's like did you kill the cat and she
was like yeah and she's just not all there.
That's where they got it?
Yeah.
So someone posted a video of a Haitian
ripping a duck's head off.
Well, they definitely, there were people
that were definitely going,
hey, look at the geese and ducks.
And that was from an American black guy
who said they're cutting their heads off
and taking the ducks home, you know.
But ducks good.
Hey, to be fair, duck and goose is good eating.
If you come from.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
At least to my worries.
Least to my worries.
I agree.
With illegal immigrants.
At least to my worries.
They're grabbing ducks by the neck and ripping their heads off.
Trump should have just said, Trump should have just,
if he could have just cited the numbers
and the number of people, criminals.
Oh my God.
And people on the terror watch list.
He didn't do that because he didn't prepare.
It's like, bro.
Anyway, enough of that.
What else you got, Jim?
Card events.
Jim, are you doing anything for the fights?
You going to Buffalo Wild Wings with your boys?
For the fights.
BBWs with the boys?
I'm going to like a.
Yeah, you going to Buffalo Wild Wings.
You got BBW, a nice cold brew.
You guys going to have some drinks beforehand though?
Our friends always drink. So anyway, but we're going to like a nice cold brew. You guys gonna have some drinks beforehand though? Our friends always drink, so anyway,
but we're going to like a,
my friend adopted two babies,
so both of their birthdays are like kinda close,
so we're doing like a party for them, for the babies.
Will you guys watch the fights or?
That's in the morning, so I eventually wanna
watch the fights later.
You're doing a baby adoption, sir.
What? Is it to gay men?
No.
Oh, okay.
It's just, uh, it's a mother that can't have a baby.
So how dare you piece of shit.
I'm just saying it's usually now.
Yeah.
And her brother's helping her out by taking care of the kids as well.
So anyway, so I'm going to in the beginning, but then later on, I'm, yeah,
most likely watch the fight somewhere with friends, BBWs I see in your future.
Oh, you know, Dave and Buster's it's free.
So I think that's one of the best.
What's your UFC is free.
Yeah.
You can watch it free.
You know, you, usually they make you like pay like 10 bucks to get in.
25 or whatever.
What's your, what's your drink of choice when you're out?
Great question.
It drinks whiskey.
Drink of choice.
No, I, it's been a while since whiskey, but I did it recently.
But my soju and like wine and beer.
What's soju?
Korean, um, the Korean drink, you know, it's the most popular, it's the most popular alcohol
in the world, by the way.
It's what they serve at bars that don't have liquor licenses.
Exactly.
Cause it's only 20% at max, I think around, or 20.
Soju, beer, and wine.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I used to do hard liquor, but hard liquor just messes me up too much.
It does.
How's your liver?
Have you had it checked?
Remember I told you I had it checked and it said it was damaged to a cellular level,
but I backed off on alcohol for like, I told you, a couple of weeks and then it was like
back to normal.
So you're back drinking?
So I don't do hard liquor unless it's like a really special occasion like a birthday, you know that kind of stuff
It sounds like you have two birthdays this Saturday. Also, you have the U.S.
Fair get twins and you think you're but they're not twins. They have like okay, you got a drink with it
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Oh, the first thing I saw that I thought was insane is this guy.
He was pretty much interrogated by the police in Fontana.
This is in 2018 and he was, he, they made him confess to a murder that he never did
about his father.
I never get that.
You're just so tired.
You just give in and then your life's ruined.
I think honestly he has like a slight bit of mental retardation or just you know, yeah
Not yeah, he's not all there. They've done that to many many young they did to the Brendan Dacity
Remember, so yeah, and this is the guy you can kind of
Get dick, but so let me up. I'm gonna edit. Oh, this is my boy
I'll edit out like most ember watch
Settlement with a man they detained for a murder that never happened.
He's like ripping his hair out.
Ordering his father.
I was now in their little box of horrors.
They asked Perez to come to the station and that's where they turned a missing person
case into a 17 hour interrogation.
They even brought in Perez's best friend to try and get a confession.
They got you a burger. Impossible.
When that didn't work, the techie-
Not the dog.
That's how fucked up these cops were.
He's dead. And your dog is sitting here looking at you, knowing. Your dog saw it all, man. Why is he saying that? And your dog saw it all. Yeah, you know, we,
your dog saw it all, man. Why is he the same that in your dog saw it all?
This is the dog may have to be put down. Oh my such a traumatic event.
Well, he sounds like a very, very delicate, emotional human being.
He said, I just want to help her so he confessed to murder. So anyway, long story short, obviously he didn't commit the murder.
He probably was working on two hours of sleep.
Yeah, the dad's alive.
He's already in a fragile emotional state.
He hadn't eaten.
There's a thousand things and he just, he just, that's, that's how you get confessions.
But the cops doing that is so, I don't know, so jacked up.
Also, he only made 90 or sorry, $900, dollars off of that, you know winning that lawsuit, which I think you should deserve more
Three days without sleep for a million. No, but how much time do you do in jail? I think it was like literally
Yeah, like the only time they had him was an interrogation. Oh, dude, I know our kids so 17 hours of interrogation
And then he went to a psychiatric hospital, so that's not jail, but it's like, you know,
they're still stuck there.
Well, it turns out his dad was not dead, right?
No, yeah, he was not dead.
And the class even told him.
His dad walked in.
He might have been crying because they said your dad's dead.
And so he...
And he's not all mentally there?
Yeah.
He was probably like...
Now, Chin keeps calling him retarded.
I don't think he's retarded.
I know.
I said slight mental retardation.
That means he's not like all there.
Or he's just one of those people
who's not psychically doing well.
Some people are prone to hysteria.
When you're really depressed, when you're super depressed,
I know somebody who was suffering from such depression
that you could have told them almost anything
when they were going through their deepest depression, and they would have kind of gone along with it.
Like yeah, yeah, for sure.
I think that's stupid.
That's like, it might be, it might be a psychotic break.
I just think he's really stupid.
No matter how depressed you are, you're not going to admit to murdering your father.
But Brian, but you're saying that they're going through a certain...
They're directing each other.
Oh my God.
I don't think so.
But if they keep you awake...
Nobody means anything to me.
Bring up how many people who are sad admit to murdering their family members.
People confess to...
Bring that up, Chad.
You want to literally type it that way?
No, hold on.
People confess to crimes they didn't commit all the time.
It is a very common thing, dude.
It's actually something that lawyers will always talk about.
It's more common that they actually did the crime than fake confessions.
Yes, of course it is. Of course. But there are a shocking number of fake admissions.
Look at this. Look at that. 30%. So, pesticides didn't commit.
So, 70%.
Yeah. But that's like 30% is a huge number.
And that has to be some mental shit though, right? Yeah
I'll click on their they're tired click on why do people admit their crimes?
They didn't commit you see the blue the blue. Yeah, that's the same. There are a lot of reasons
Yeah, but let's see. Maybe they give us some good shit here
Is there like bullet points? It says the psychology behind false confessions is more difficult to comprehend than suicide
So interesting because sometimes people will do
People like it says false evidence is disorienting and confusing and here's someone who has just seen his parents
Stabbed lying in a pool of blood and you're a teenager
times as teens
So a lot of times false confessions are teenagers that are already not doing well damn
What's a confession is made it's difficult to prove the confessor did not commit the
crime.
Mm-hmm.
The sleep deprivation thing I've heard a lot, it says here, if you're awake for at least
24 hours, it's equal to having a BAC of.10.
Like you're going delirious at one point.
Especially when you're a teenager and you're drunk.
You know when I was drunk, I didn't admit that.
Yeah, I'm so strange.
But you're not an unstable teenager.
I could be.30 and I'm like, oh my god.
But think about these cops being like...
I've never been hammered and been like, I kill them.
I know. I know.
Think about the cop being like, what else do you want?
I'm so tired.
Bring in the dog.
Bring in the damn dog.
Well, they do all kinds of stuff there, but that's how they get confessions of real people too.
Yeah.
They're good at it.
But in instances like this, it's like the father's still alive.
He confessed to murder of his father.
You didn't even see his dad get hit.
But remember, detectives know a lot. And what detectives know is that human beings are dark.
And for me, if I'm there, I'm like, there's no way he killed his father. It's his father.
Detectives go, oh, that happens all the time.
There's no way he'd have sex with his kid. It's his kid.
Oh, detectives go, oh, happens all the time.
So you're dealing with the darkest part of human nature.
Where whatever, it's like-
And also those people who are guilty start off saying, I didn't do that.
And they somehow finagled their way and get them to confess and they actually did it.
It's like those detectives that they find a woman dead.
She had been pregnant.
Her stomach was cut open.
Her husband.
Baby was gone.
They go there, they say, who was she hanging around with? There was this gal who had been pregnant, her stomach was cut open, her baby was gone. They go there,
they say, who was she hanging around with? There was this gal who had befriended her.
They go to her house, the detectives go, how you doing? She goes, oh, I'm good, I escaped
birth so I'm a little tired. He goes, did you? And they hear the baby crying upstairs.
They go, can we, do you want to come down? We have some questions. She goes, great, let
me just go get a bag. She goes upstairs, shoots herself.
They were like, yeah, we knew.
She cut the woman, she befriended this woman,
then cut her stomach open and took that baby.
And that is, if you're a detective,
that is like, they all go like this.
That's a Tuesday.
Yep.
That'd be the darker side of human nature
that we deal with all the time.
I can't, God bless them.
I know.
That's why homicide detectives,
and they live a very different thing.
It's like that FBI profiler.
That FBI, he has all these young hotshots
who want to be FBI profilers for serial killers.
You know what he says to them?
He goes, no you don't.
Don't do it.
You can't do it.
You don't have, it'll ruin your life.
It'll ruin your life.
Because you'll see things you won't believe.
Oh, I bet.
Yeah.
You don't want to live in that dark city.
There's still no amount of alcohol where I'm admitting
to killing my parents though.
Well yeah, but if you were tired.
Did you watch this Tyreek thing?
Sure did.
What'd you think?
So you guys both saw the actual whole video, right?
Both are at fault.
Tyreek needs to learn how to handle cops better the cop needs to learn how to handle people better
Tyreke needs to take some accountability dude. Just leave the window down. This has been so much easier and then also hey cop
It's it's it's Tyreke Hill and he's in a McLaren and they're like a block away from the fucking stadium. Figure it out. The cops shouldn't have used all that force and make just so it's noted, that's
not a white cop. So the whole racist thing doesn't really work here. Those are Latino
cops. Tyree kill just needs, it's always amazing. People are looking at these cops, such assholes.
It's like, Tyree has to take a little bit of accountability.
Well, hold on. First of all, like, like, knock on my window, and he's not rolling his window down.
It's like, when cops are coming-
But the cop was cool with that.
The cop went, well, you have to hand me the license registration.
How else are you going to do it?
Just leave your window down.
You're asking for trouble.
Now, why do they ask for you when you have tinted windows to roll down?
Because you could have a gun.
Correct.
And the cop cops perspective here they
don't know who he is apparently they didn't so they don't know if he has a gun what's
going on stolen vehicle so they need you to leave the window down for their safety they're
trying to go back home to their family now one cop was like get off the fucking ground
too much too much to have a bad day too much now he's on paid leave probably gonna lay
low for a little bit but But Tyra needs to take accountability
Hey, dude, leave your fucking window down
Don't be hostile towards the cops and you would have made the game on time when cops come to my window
My windows rolled down my hands are on my steering wheel. I don't fuck around. I put my hands on their dick
Well, that that's the other thing. I know whatever you need officer. I go I've been a boy
You can put them on your on your wiener. You tell me where bad boy
Yep, or on the or on the steering wheel and that's what I say
I go would you like me to work your your baton and I didn't say dick
No, he doesn't know he can't prove it
I go I'm my hands are here to work your baton or they could be on the steering wheel
It's up to you because I've been a bad boy and I didn't wear my seatbelt or whatever you choose to tell me correct
But I think Tyree just needs to learn how to handle cops. Did you see his little touchdown celebration, Dan?
Yeah.
No, what'd he do?
Act like he got arrested.
Put his hands back in his mouth and started
jumping around like that.
Don't act like that so far.
His agent's calling for the cops to be fired.
They're on paid-
But Tyreke, please.
You have to have some accountability.
Literally, it's antagonistic.
And you're right, when you have a tinted window as a cop,
you don't know what you're dealing with.
Miami? Do you know how many people have guns in Miami? Oh, I've everyone everyone everyone
And it's cops want to go back home to their families, right and the crime is very serious man. So but also
Watch football. That's Tyree kill. It's not my most famous guys in the league
You didn't have to pull him out and throw him on the ground like that
I would have taken him out you put put him on, you cuff him.
There was macho stuff going on.
You could have gave him a warning like, dude, you roll that window up one more time, we're
going to pull you out of that car.
I bet he would have listened.
Well, let's watch it for a sec.
Let's just rewatch it.
Now we've seen it.
We've seen it so many times.
Because I think he did say that.
Let's just, for shits and giggles.
Yes, but also that one cop in particular was just out of his... He's fucking so pissed
off.
He was too much. He was crazy for no reason.
He came out of nowhere.
And then he's like, God damn, grab.
Whoa.
And then his friends pulled up.
You know that Saturday Night Live skit where Chris Farley goes,
lay off me, I'm starving.
That's what that guy was like.
It was too much.
The gap one.
I agree it was too much.
Yes.
That guy should take it back.
Take it, hey.
I don't think he should be fired.
No.
I think he should be spent for a month.
He needs to get some more training. He has so much anger issues. Hey, I don't think you'd be fired. No, I mean, I think should be spent for like get get some more training
He he has so much angry. Hey, you know what else is crazy. They're human
Maybe had a horrible fucking day exactly
Maybe his buddy just got shot by a guy who refused to roll his window down. We all agree that he sees the worst of the worst
So maybe he's like, hey dude, roll your fucking window down. I don't get shot, right?
That's like me saying like I'm going through some tough shit and I can't fucking
perform you know doing my job here.
I have to be professional at my job no matter what.
Okay, but let me tell you, so my buddy is a motorcycle cop.
So many.
My buddy Jason is a motorcycle cop.
So many.
My neighbor for two years, he was a motorcycle cop and Jason used to play the guitar.
He was a real good guitar player and actually a talented singer. But he was a motorcycle cop.
And he would always, at the end of his shift,
sit down and play his guitar with a beer.
And I'd go, I go, how you doing?
He goes, try not to blow my fucking brains out.
I go, what do you mean?
He goes, it's just I gotta do this
before I even hang with my wife and my baby
because I deal with the kind, and he was a great guy,
he goes, the kind of negative shit I deal with all day long.
All day, like, wha?
So it does get to you after a while.
And it's not just from black people or white people.
You just, as a motorcycle cop, you deal with a lot of shit.
I do think Tyreek Hill could have rolled his window down.
Yes, I agree.
You gotta take some accountability.
I don't think this is a racist thing at all either.
No.
I think it's just him being like,
kind of a dick in a douchey, like,
in the window thing.
Cause we have the time, let me just watch
just the beginning.
Do we have the time?
I don't need to say the whole thing.
Why?
Do we have the time?
No.
Cause we've seen this.
I don't get who we're doing it for.
But I don't remember quite the,
let's just watch the interaction.
We can just watch, okay, let's just.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
What?
What?
What? What do you mean? See now, see now, Okay, let's just. Okay.
See now, see now, right there, keep that window down.
You probably, I think you have to keep your window down or do you not?
There's this sovereign citizen thing that's,
it's so crazy.
I don't know.
Either way, by the way, probably if you're in that situation
you're keeping the window down, right?
I'm keeping the window down.
Well, I will say this, Tyreek Hill is probably within his right
to keep the window up, I think.
Unless it's some sort of weird issue.
I don't know, would you know?
Yeah, go ahead and leave your window up.
Let me know how it goes for you.
It always easy as if we could roll your fucking window down.
There's also a sense of arrogance too.
Come on man, try to give the stadium.
I don't give a fuck.
Roll your window, you know how easy it is to roll your know easiest to roll you you know easiest to be nice to people even if that cost me in a dick
Yeah, I got cost me dick to me. I'm like dude. I get it. Yep. Here's your life. Yeah, exactly
Yeah, but to protect you right?
I don't get shot. I don't
I don't so I don't want to escalate the situation right because you don't want to fight
That's why when I had that issue at Starbucks, I didn't come up yelling, what the fuck?
No.
What's up man?
You got a gun?
Nope.
Cool.
Get out the car.
Right, though.
You're right.
No, because when you're both yelling, it escalates everything.
And then people do shit that is out of their control.
But when you're very calm, my bad, dude.
Yeah, I was speaking.
Oh, damn.
I didn't realize it.
Here's my license and registration.
Right.
No, I know. You're right. didn't realize it. My here's my less registration, right? Oh
No, I know you're right Yeah, you can see it's like you're
Sticking look at his gut fuck. Yeah, he's pissed off dude, and then you're and you're in that stupid uniform
You're not the gay uni like that and that helmet
You don't want to wear that shit
You don't want to wear that shit. He has an underarmor on, it's a hundered degrees, it's muggy out.
But wait, can I see something else?
Now he pulls him out.
So it's his boy that pulls him out.
Wait until we get Tyreek on the side and that's when it gets bad.
When Tyreek's on the side.
It's like my knee bro.
Let's just see this right here.
But this guy, this is his.
Okay hold on, let's play this now.
This guy's cool, he's like dude if you just roll down the window man.
I don't want to get you out of the car. I said motherfucker get out of the car. Let's play this now his other officer this guy's cool. He's like dude if you just roll down the window, man
This guy right here goes
Does he have a neck tattoo? Yeah, yeah, we can't have that and he's got scrawl. Hey, we can't look
See that's that there there I got a problem. Yeah, of course got a big problem it's horrible you know what's going on there that guy's running fucking 100 CCs of testosterone through his fucking veins he has a neck tattoo he's like just get the fuck out the car
yeah even his boys like okay I guess we're doing this yeah I I think that
that's and you got a space on the ground you don't have to do that you didn't
have to do that you did not have to do that. You didn't have to do that. You did not have to do that.
Because then it escalates because the other guys start
getting all rowdy too.
Yeah.
So watch this part.
And by the way, right here also is like, hey, guys.
Let's round it up.
Give them a second.
Man, man.
We've seen this, Jen.
That was an escalation.
I've seen this part.
He probably plays too, right?
We got time.
We need the cops over here beating on them, man.
They over here beating on time, man. That's a large man. Just get in the car. Hey, don't care, cops over here beating on him, man. They over here beating on Tommie, man.
Just get in the car.
Hey, O.K. and Drew, you gotta come, man.
Just get in the car.
Hey, Coppers, figure it out, though.
There's about a million dollars in cars there, bud.
What is that car?
A Royal's Royce Phantom.
Or a Colnade, sorry.
Colnade. It's the driver? Or a colonel, sorry. Alright, move! Colonel.
You gotta move right now!
It's like 600 grand.
This guy's a little excessive, this guy here.
Let me have your license!
I'm leaving!
I'm not playing!
Alright, I'm so annoyed already, I've seen it four times.
Yeah, it's enough.
It's, okay.
They both, honestly, everyone was-
The cops really fucked up.
They fucked up the most in this interaction.
Tyreek, be cool with the cops.
Hey, cops!
Be cool.
Yeah. Just roll down the window, give your license. I don't get,
I don't get, for me, I don't get all of the,
I don't get the resistance. Like for me, you want my driver's license?
Here it is. You want me to get out of the car? I'll get out of the car.
I mean, I just, I'm just dealing with, you know, I'm dealing,
I don't like to your point,
like I might be dealing with a guy who's having a bad day He might be an a-hole he might just be on edge because it's a dangerous job
There are a thousand reasons to cooperate with the police. There's also times when really cool to them. They let you go, correct
And just to be safe on your own just to be just to make sure nothing happens like do everything what they do what they ask
And then if they fucking start beating you up then you go. Yeah Oh, then you then don't like I'm about to you. I worry about my safety first
So if I'm getting pulled over by something, though, they think there's a murder suspect looks like me
Yeah, you're not gonna I'm gonna be like, hey, I don't point is you're never gonna win
I'm not even my say they are really routing you on a resistance. Okay, but don't yeah one more car
So much more cars coming. There's so much for that
I'm I understand I'm on Tywick side for the most part in terms of like I thought the cops overreacted.
But you know what I came after.
So you know what I came away with? I think Tyreek is just really immature.
He's also got 10 kids.
He's got 10 kids. I'm sure he sees them all the time.
Also he's so fast. Run.
He's a cheetah. He's an Olympic medal.
That's my wide receiver. He's so fast. He's cheetah. He's an Olympic medal. Run bro. That's my wide receiver. He's so fast.
He's so fast.
You don't know how many people in my keeper league hate me
because every year they're like,
Sinaz is gonna keep Tyreek again.
Yes I am.
This is another example of a guy who's probably been
treated like a prince since he was old.
Yeah.
Like he's been an outlier for a long time.
He was fast, he was a little cheetah all his life.
His whole life.
So, and also when you are a wide receiver
and you can run on catch balls
Because you don't need to you don't need to be as big a team player
You don't need to know the playbook biggest even you just go out run your routes, right?
No one has a bigger ego than receivers. Yes, I've heard that not even close. Yep. So you can be a diva
You can just show up. You just got crazy speed good hands. He's a crazy athlete
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Keeping with football talk,
the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show has been announced.
It's Kendrick Lamar, guys.
What are our thoughts?
Halftime shows always suck, cock,
but at least it's Kendrick Lamar.
I wonder if he's gonna do not like us to Drake.
My big question.
Oh yeah, he's not. Drake's not.
Yeah.
I heard good things about Cuddy B.
Kid Cuddy.
And Kanye's.
Kid Cuddy.
Kid Cuddy.
Kid Cuddy.
Kid younger dude.
Kid Cuddy and Ye's album.
I hear good things.
Can't wait to see Daniel Ortega fight this weekend.
Cardi Cuddy, I'm a fan of.
Can I say Cuddy B?
Can I say Cuddy B?
Cuddy B.
Damn, I thought it was cool too.
I was like, I got it.
Kid Cuddy.
It's all good, Brian.
There's so many artists out there. So Kid Cuddy and Kanye West, apparently it's was cool too. I was like, I got it. Kid Cudi. It's all good, Brian. There's so many artists out there.
So Kid Cudi and Kanye West,
apparently it's a good album, yeah?
But we're not talking about those two.
That's your story?
Sorry, we're not talking.
It's okay.
It's okay.
In a straight way.
Well, I was just saying,
Kendrick Lamar has beef with Drake.
I mean, with Drake.
Why does he not like Drake?
I feel sick.
It's too much to go into.
It is?
Yeah, it's also so old.
Yeah.
It's over, it's so old.
But like, B is right, like Not Like Us was such a hit,
but it's so, I mean it's just a shit talking song.
It's just a diss track to Drake,
so it'd be weird if they played it.
I guarantee he does.
They have to play it.
Drake's been taking a lot of shit lately for a long time.
Well, he's also the king.
Like he sells, he has more money,
more Spotify downloads than any of them.
So yeah, of course.
I had to have the Super Bowl show is always lame.
It's always gay.
Ever since Justin Timberlake pulled out that tit, they've really locked it down.
Remember that?
That was cool.
Ever since those days, they really locked it down. The great, the great,
um, okay.
What else you got?
It's a funny video I found on Instagram.
That's my boy Kevin.
Yeah.
KFC bar school,
bar stool.
This guy's getting his car taken away.
So let me tell people.
So it says man's trucks can repot, he steals the repo truck and fucks up his car. Oh wow. So let me tell people. So it says man's trucks can repot. He steals the
repo truck and fucks up his car. His truck. Everyone else's. Your truck and what ensued
was total destruction. There's like five different angles of this video on the internet. Your Get the fuck out of here! Get this fucking truck out! Get the fuck out!
You can't put your hand on nothing!
God!
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There's so many angles. I kind of respect this guy. Now you're gonna have a big old bill and you're in some big trouble when you're just fucking his truck from me. Oh. Just worried.
Nobody's taking this truck from me, just fucking his truck up.
And fucking other cars.
This guy's so screwed.
How many cars is that?
This guy's so screwed.
It's a lot of money.
And for what?
Because your EO got hit because you parked in whatever dim thing you parked in.
Well, he's having a major fit. Oh no!
Hahahaha
So bad.
Now you're in New York!
Concrete jungle
where the repo man drives you to your truck
but then you steal the repo man's truck back and drive it to real life
grant that thought of there's nothing you can't do
He took the truck!
Our favorite part is he had. Was that it or?
Yeah, but he steals the repo truck.
God damn it.
And he just totaled his truck.
And totaled a ton of...
He had messed up a ton of cars.
Dude, he's so fucked.
I mean, he's in debt for the rest of his life.
His grandkids are in debt.
Oh, screw it.
I mean, you sideswiped all the cars,
literally all the cars on the block.
You're also getting arrested because you're
stolen property. Then you fucking hit all those cars, literally all the cars. You're also getting arrested because you're stolen property.
Then you fucking hit all those cars, hit and run.
Then you get sued.
And for what is that?
A Chevy?
Was that just a normal Silverado for a $40,000 truck?
Buddy.
You look like an old school.
I like trucks myself.
All these people are like, any guess who this guy's voting for?
Trump voter for sure.
Yeah.
Here's a bummer one, guys.
Dave Grohl came out recently and admitted he's had another
daughter with a woman outside the marriage.
Well, listen, he's a rock star and.
You think Hugh's a drummer for Nirvana
and he has one fucking girl?
But why is it now this late in the game?
In other news, no shit. This late in the game, B?
I think, Sinaz, a lot of your heroes-
You're saying you're my hero.
If they're musicians or athletes, and they're great,
I think you might be surprised at some of the
extracurricular activity that happens among the rich
and powerful out there.
It could be anybody in the spotlight
if they tell me any of this stuff.
Like when the Maroon 5 guy, Adam Lambert or whatever.
Levine, Levine.
Adam is a gay guy from-
I like him, he's like,
I think at least he's owning up,
I've recently become the father of a new baby daughter,
born outside my marriage.
I plan to be loving and supportive parent to her.
Why at his age is he not just snipping it up at that point?
Well, I don't know. Sometimes you just gotta live on the edge.
Because you know what? I'm going to say something out loud.
It can be boring being a rock star, singing the same songs over and over, and touring.
I said it out loud.
And also, dude, a couple Foo Fighter groupies, a couple fucking groupers,
I don't know what they call them, the Foo.
The Foo groupies.
He's going through a hard time.
Come slaying it around.
Who knows.
I love my wife and my children, which I believe
and I'm doing everything I can to regain their trust
and earn their forgiveness, I believe that.
We're grateful for your consideration
toward all the children involved
as we move forward together.
God bless, Dave.
Hey, people make mistakes, something happened.
And uh. There's not a famous person on earth where if this came out, I would stop and read it.
I'd go, Oh yeah, I'm excited. I keep going in my life. Yeah. I go, Oh damn crazy. Good
for Dave. Can you go back? Can I see his face there? Is that a nice picture? No, no, no.
Look, Dave Grohl is a good guy, man. He's just, he's just fucked up. Yeah. Can I, can you
go back to, um, he's had a tough year because he talks shit about Taylor Swift.
Go back up or down.
That was a big one, yeah.
He talks shit about Taylor.
Yeah, he was like, we actually play our songs, or write them.
And then Swifties went, get them.
Somebody said something about Taylor Swift that I thought was interesting and said, she's
a white girl.
She's basically a basic white girl who appeals to a lot of basic white girls.
Her songs are, they all see themselves in that and there's nothing wrong with that.
I don't know.
I don't listen to her.
Have you ever told you that?
Did you go no shit to them?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just, they were all-
That's why she's so big.
I'll never forget that.
They were there at Wimbledon and he looks like he's in a-
Oh, Brian, she didn't know then, buddy.
You think she showed up to Wimbledon with him?
Okay. He does look like he's in court there.
But he does look like he's in court.
Why does he look like that?
He looks like a fine upstanding citizen.
July, that's back in July.
Yeah, she didn't know there.
Little did she know.
He knows.
Look at his face.
He knows.
He's like, fuck.
Dude, he knows.
And he's dealing.
No, she's probably a big tennis fan.
So he took her there and like,
did you have fun, babe?
Yeah, it was fun, huh?
Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
Excuse me. He's been married since 2003. How about a trophy for that? They've made their
marriage work. They've raised kids, a trophy. How about that?
You know what you sound like?
An apologist.
A guy who's been through this.
No, I haven't been through that, but I've been through it.
Not this, but you know what I'm saying.
Divorce.
Yeah, I know. I know.
And I get along great with my ex, but I'm just saying, I'm a human know what I'm saying. But I've been through a divorce. Yeah, I know, I know. And I get along great with my ex,
but I'm just saying, I'm a human being
and I'm looking at, you know.
He's also a fucking world famous rock star
who's on tour all the time, also lives around here,
so be cool.
It doesn't.
He's super likable.
That's the hard part.
He, Dave Grohl is awesome.
If this makes you like him less,
God, you're not living in the reality.
If this makes you like him less, get the fuck out of here.
Everybody makes mistakes, and
he's been married for 24 years.
Also, who's your favorite rock star?
I promise you,
they're getting their dicks sucked.
Who do you like?
Ozzy Osbourne? He's great, right? What politician do you like?
What what movie star do you like?
Chris Chris is gonna stick suck. Well might be different. Yeah, there's no rock star like by the way, by the way
He's got a good-looking family there, too. They've done a good job all girls
It's tough. He's going through a lot of shit right now.
He's having a hard time.
And I wish him well.
And I wish them well, and I wish everybody well.
I wish the world well.
You know what, I'm gonna say it.
Shut up.
You know what I'm gonna say it.
One love, guys.
One love.
Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah.
Tough.
You want one more?
You want a happy one? Yeah, this one's not, tough. You want one more? You want a happy one?
Yeah, this one's not.
This one, you know what this one is?
You know what this one is?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, what?
Oh, yeah, sometimes, yeah, not surprising.
That a man has been married,
a rock star has been married for that long,
done a great job with his family,
stepped out while on the road or like for a year.
Oh man.
That's what I mean, sniff, sniff.
Yeah.
It's the whole thing.
It's not the kid, it's the act that people are, you know.
Oh no, no one cares about the kid or the-
The baby's a happy accident, it's all good.
And he's gonna weather it, he'll be all right.
I'm trying to figure out my picture in picture.
I have to reprogram this after the episode,
but it's gonna block a little bit of you,
Brandon, when we do the...
Can't block the faces, come on.
Okay, then we're not on camera.
There we go.
Then we're not on camera.
All right, there we go.
Okay, actually, real quick, before we move on.
So David Grohl, drummer, right?
One of the biggest bands ever.
Once, fuck, god damn it, once the lead singer died.
Kurt Cobain.
Kurt Cobain, he actually became a front man
and played guitar.
Oh, I've read his book, his book is amazing.
That's insane, dude, as a musician, that's so insane.
He also wrote a ton of songs, but he was like,
I don't wanna be the drummer who's always suggesting songs,
so he saved a ton of those songs to not up show
Kurt Cobain. Yeah, he's talented. So incredibly talented. Have you ever seen when he broke his ankle and kept
playing an entire concert? No. Yeah he jumped into the crowd broke his ankle
jumped back on stage like broke my ankle there goes my... didn't give a fuck. Great sense of humor too.
And then impregnated a lady after that. He's feeding homeless people taking a
smoker out here and stuff you you know, come on guys.
He looks so guilty in that picture.
Yeah, he's having a hard time.
He looks like he just got the tags
that he got a side piece on.
Yeah, that's right.
He's all.
It's impending doom.
His life is flashing before his eyes right now.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's been through the worst.
I'm a tennis guy.
You're not a tennis guy. He took his girl there to tell her. He didn't see the match. He's like, babe, you really dressed up. Yeah, I know
you love this. I've always wanted to take you. Hey, can you sit down for a second?
That's how that went. Hey, can I talk to you real quick before you head back home?
Oh my god. Hate to see it. Well, here's my happy one. I know we're big Tim Burton fans, B. He finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Just now?
Just now! And Michael Keegan came out and Danny DeVito came out and it was, I don't know, I mean it seemed late to me too.
But I also haven't seen Beetlejuice 2 yet.
I heard it's good.
Oh thank God.
Play it? I wanna go, go yeah I love Tim Burton.
But what's weird is Helen Bonham Carter's not there his wife's not there.
invited to wander through his heart and imagination. It's the ultimate cathedral. She had a career come up, huh? Remember she got caught stealing?
Yeah. And y'all want to be mad at Dave Grohl? She got caught stealing at Macy's in San Francisco
or New York. I'm right with you.
Yeah. And she bounced back. Then Adam Sandler gave a shot on Big Daddy.
Oh, is that what it was? Or no, I'm sorry, not Big Daddy.
Adam Sandler. Mr. Deeds. Mr. Deeds. Oh, is that what it was? Oh no, I'm sorry, not Big Daddy.
Adam Sandler was the owner. Mr. Deeds.
Oh, Mr. Deeds, yeah.
There you go.
I have it on good authority,
she's not the easiest person to work with.
Who told you that, Tim Burton?
No.
Adam Sandler?
Someone who works for her on a project right now.
Tim Burton's one talented dude, man.
Oh my god
dude nightmare before Christmas October 1 plays non-stop at the crib I mean
you've never seen all that Beetlejuice Edward Scissorhands my favorite movie to
this day Edward Scissorhands big fish he's incredible Frank and Weenie
Willie Walker the first two Batman the The best Batman. Batman won Batman.
Batman returns.
Batman returns as the best Batman won Batman.
He's the only real Batman.
I mean there's a reason why he's been asked to do it twice.
Michael Keaton's my Batman.
He's phenomenal. Michael Keaton is a great Batman.
Great Beetlejuice.
I know.
I'm excited.
We should do a couple others. Yeah, for fun.
There's a Korean movie.
It's a comedy.
I keep seeing it on the plane.
You would know it.
God, so racist.
A Korean movie, a comedy.
That's a Korean movie.
You would know it.
You know what I'm talking about.
Give me a little bit of a...
It's about a divorce.
Family, husband evasion.
They're getting divorced and they keep flashing back to what led them here. It's about a divorce. Family, husband evasion. And they're getting divorced and they keep flashing back to what led them here.
It's fucking...
I know what you're talking about. I don't know the name, but I know what you're talking about.
And I didn't see it yet.
Can you find out for me? I want to watch it.
Not now.
Okay.
Yeah, please don't play that trailer.
Yeah.
You want to do this one real quick?
Yeah, so you guys, I'm a huge LA...
Well, they're the LA Chargers, remember that, Brian.
Not San Diego. I'm going to the game.
Well, this is why I never go to Charger Raider games.
The fans are out of control,
they end up fighting each other,
but then they end up fighting their own fans.
In this video, you can see what happened last week.
The Chargers fans are out of control or the Raiders?
Both of them.
The Raiders are usually the roughest, toughest.
Both of them.
I'm not gonna make my arts up, like the Innocents.
He's trying to help.
Whoa.
Now Raider fans are hitting on each other.
Oh, now.
Look.
Sign him up.
This I don't like.
He's instigating.
Well, he owns a fight league.
Exactly, yeah.
He's promoting his fight league.
Okay. See, phew's promoting his fight league Oh, see few I love Sean
Yeah
By the way that guy just got punched and got knocked the fuck out but the guy who's he was hitting demon knocked him out
He punched him after the fact is knocked out some other dude hit him and knocked him out. Oh, yeah
Yeah, the guy in the Crosby Jersey down like that. Okay, the gates guy knocks him out. Watch
Look watch watch watch right there. Oh, yeah, you're right the guy in the number three Jersey
I couldn't tell maybe the guy through a left now hook the guy number three
Three watch number three
Watch Boom. That Raiders guy's a fucking asshole. Okay. Not a good look, guys.
No.
What happened to this?
I hate these games.
I'm mad about it.
You're mad about it.
Also, what are you arguing about?
You think the fucking Raiders of Chargers give a fuck, dude?
I know, I know.
They don't.
They're already on the plane.
You don't play football.
This is a sad one, guys.
James Earl Jones style.
The great James Earl Jones.
Again, isn't sad? Darth Raiders? 93 is a hell of a run. 93 is a great run. End of an Jones stuff. The great James Earl Jones.
Again, is it sad?
Darth Vader?
93 is a hell of a run.
93 is a great run.
End of an era, but a hell of a run.
Simba?
Yeah.
Darth Vader, I mean, you're talking about a legend.
Mufasa, that's right.
By the way, by the way,
a great stage actor in his own right?
Yeah, you want a Tony.
A great Broadway actor, a great actor,
a man who came along back back in the 70s that bus
So nobody nothing like him. Oh the bus is the brain
Trained
Look at that bus. It's called a bus. That bus is so racist
It is one of the great races one of the greats man. Who the fuck is that supposed to be?
That's it the West End. That's probably London's West End, one of the theaters.
But you're talking about a Hall of Famer.
Those are always hit or miss though, those like,
what a fucking career he's had.
What was the bus that was horrible?
Remember for the Hall of Fame?
Who was it?
No, I remember when they tried to prank Stephen Beckham.
Was it Champagney?
No, well, no, Ronaldo's was bad.
It was Ronaldo's, that's what it was.
Ronaldo's, yeah, he looked just,
they made him look all retarded.
I didn't say that. B, all those. Yeah. He looked just, they made him look all retarded.
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I got Sugar.
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So you're going to think I'm kidding, but I take joy mode all the time, not even for
sex.
I just think it actually gives me energy
and makes me feel better.
You just feel better, right?
Well, it's got-
It's all natural, backed by science, Brian.
Well, it's got ginseng, it's got vitamin C,
it's got-
Helping blood flow,
all of that stuff. Not just to your big old wiener.
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Uh do statues like worse athlete statues
Renato's is so bad. Even renato's like what the fuck
The wax ones they have at madame tussauds or whatever legit
Eight worst sports statues of sports legends. Yeah, that's been 2017 though. Is that too far? Oh, there it is You know that the first one pops up is the one I'm talking about
Yes, I can pop up ads. It's Rolling Stone. Look at that one. Yeah, that's pretty bad
No, why they make them look like that? Why do you do that? That is so terrible?
They're all laughing. What's with the teeth and oh god
That one is just blowing his horn.
I know.
Her Johnson.
That's Gretzky.
Wayne Gretzky?
That one's pretty good.
What's wrong with that one?
That's a boring one.
But it actually looks like him a little bit.
That one's not terrible.
He looks like a gay Disney character there, actually.
Oh, that one's not great.
Is that Arthur Ashe?
It is.
That's Arthur Ashe.
Look at you.
You knew that before we even went down.
Is he a midget? I know. Terrible. That's his head is You look at you, you knew that before we even went down. Is he a midget?
I know, terrible. His head is way too big for his body.
That's terrible, terrible job.
Yeah, that's bad.
Terrible job.
Do you guys know what this is?
I like that one. Is that Ted Williams?
Stand me still.
Keep going. These are...
Okay.
Andy, my...
That's a British knight. Ridiculously bad. That's
ridiculous. Might be the worst. Oh, that's cool. Harry carry. That's Harry. Wow. Yes,
you knew. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Oh, why are the kids coming out of his legs? That's
scary. That's what that one is. Yeah. Really scary. Oh, that's it.
Ronaldo's the worst.
Yeah.
They unveiled it for him.
He's like, god damn it.
They said, he said, for me, I see life like this.
Pain, pain.
Constant work and uncertainty.
For me, this is how I see everything.
Come on, Cristiano.
You have to work, Susie.
Come on, Cristiano.
Cristiano Ronaldo said that?
Yeah, so cool.
I'm like, I got to get the greatest soccer players.
You need to think his life is amazing.
It's always been uncertainty and constant work.
Okay.
What else you got, Jen?
What a terrible stage.
Is there more?
You can do this last one.
This is right by me where I live.
Huge monster fire past few days.
Like air quality's garbage.
It's really hard to get around. Is there smoke in New air quality is garbage. It's really
Newport and all that it's not all the way in Newport. So I live further south
It's there in Tribuco Canyon and it's now going towards like anaheim like Elsinore
No, not that far like Vegas. Sorry. No clue where I'm at. You don't know what your buca Canyon is
No, like
It's been so fucking hot out.
Cota de Casa.
Oh, okay.
It's in that area.
Now it's going to Anaheim Hills.
Dude, you were gone, but, dude, when it was 1 10...
It was hot.
My wife took call me.
She goes, I'm more dying.
I've been feeling...
It's the hottest I've ever been here.
That's crazy.
Let me do one more.
Let's do one last one. You guys
catch the Ravens game? Yeah. Because there was that one little toe that didn't make
it across the line and Dave Portnoy made a bit of a bet on that and he lost 300k
on it and we got the video.
Oh, yeah, well, Compton, yeah Oh Wearing the D on cleats
He's out. He's out.
Oh.
Wearing the D on cleats.
If he had white cleats.
I don't understand.
If there was white cleats,
he wouldn't have enough evidence.
So he caught the ball when he was still in?
No, look, his toes out of bounds.
His toes right.
Out of bounds, right there.
But if he would have had white on,
they probably wouldn't have enough sufficient evidence
and he would have won the game.
So.
Is it a black toed cleat?
Is that him catching the ball then?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
That's the end zone.
Wait, I don't understand what's going on.
I don't get it either, I don't know.
He stepped out.
So that's the back of the fucking end zone, dude.
He caught the game-winning touchdown,
his big toe is over the white line,
so it doesn't count as a catch.
It's because he has black cleats on it. If the cleats would have had a white toe on the front. Why doesn't, but that over the white line, so it doesn't count as a catch. It's because he has black cleats on it.
If the cleats would have had a white toe on the front.
Why doesn't, but that's the end zone.
So he's in the end zone, right?
He's about to be in the end zone.
The white is out of bounds for God's sake.
Oh, that's the end of the end zone.
I'm thinking like the touchdown zone.
You're saying like, end of the zone.
What?
The touchdown zone is the end zone.
That's the end of the end zone.
You know what I shouldn't even talk about this
because I don't know what I should do.
Hey, Chin, that's the, so Chin, so if this is the end zone here, like this is the start, this is the end zone. That's the end of the end zone. You know what I shouldn't even talk about this because I don't know what I should do. Hey Chin, that's the, so Chin, so if this is the end zone
here, like this is the start, this is the end,
this is that white stuff.
So he's at the back of the end zone.
Does that make sense?
Oh, so he needs to be on the other side.
You just can't touch that.
If his foot was half an inch on the grain, he'd been,
so anywhere on the white side of bounds.
I love it.
Oh, okay, okay.
I have a dumb question.
Is this pre-season right now? Fuck, dude. This was week one. Get him out of bounds? I love it. Oh, okay. I have a dumb question. Is this preseason right now?
Fuck, dude.
This was week one.
Get him out of here.
It was?
Yeah, man.
Preseason?
And you're going to a Chargers game?
Do you think the crowd was light on Sunday for a preseason game?
Guys, it's September.
I forgot.
Do you think it was Diet Coke Sunday?
No, guys, I can explain.
Because it's preseason?
Guys, we can rewind.
College football started too, bud.
Yeah. This is the best time to be a sports fan cause you're October coming get that MLB playoffs
So now who are the teams to look for in the Super Bowl? How is Dallas looking?
They want their first one, but Dax always chokes
Yeah, Sam Fran looks fucking good, but they always do and they were signed Iuke but McCaffrey didn't play this week
They still look good though chiefs look good. The Dolphins look great.
Houston looks good.
I think Houston's gonna be a sleeper.
So Thursday night's game is Buffalo and Miami.
That's gonna be a good match.
Yeah, Miami's gonna be tough for sure.
Allen's a good quarterback.
Tua's a good quarterback.
My Broncos suck cock.
Yeah.
Dude, Tua, after that brain injury.
It's because your coach won't wear a normal hat
and wears a visor.
Tua after that brain injury or whatever. They still don't have gang, and wears a visor. Two after that brain injury or whatever.
They still have gang signs?
Yeah, you know, back.
Yeah, we'll see.
It's gonna be interesting.
Gonna be good football season, guys.
The coach is an Aurora boy, so I root for him.
Here's our boy, Will.
Let me throw one more at you guys real quick.
Actually, no, not that one.
Dude, that wife won 5.6.
That's not like a crazy one though.
Oh, I know.
Still.
What?
Oh, by the way, that's the guy that apparently allegedly started it.
Why did he do it?
They don't have the details yet.
Do this one.
He looks like he's a smokey.
He's a dick.
God, because he's a huge ape.
Think how fucked you are.
Think how fucked you are. When they have evidence that you started a,
excuse me, sir, a wildfire that's burned how many acres?
Your life's over.
I know.
Michael Jordan's getting a divorce, guys.
And the numbers have been revealed.
No, he's had a divorce.
But I think he just finalized it,
because he has that white girl.
He's been with the white girl for years.
Yes.
She's going to get $168,000. Well, he's worth, but he has that white girl. Yeah. He's been with the white girl for years. Yes. She's going to get $168 million.
Well, he's worth it, but he's worth a billion.
Yeah.
$1 million for every year of their marriage.
Wow.
Some big numbers here, but.
She's earned it.
She helped him shoot, come up with shoes well yeah he
has that dime piece blonde now does he yeah he paid a hundred sixty eight
million for that boy when you see her I get it if you have a billion I get it
let me see yeah bring up his girl go ahead the greatest basketball player of all
time you think he's fucking around with some basic chick? Oh boy.
Oh man.
You have a problem with that?
I sure don't.
That is-
If I had his money, 168 million, gladly pay.
Jeez.
She's just delicious, isn't she?
That's his wife.
So the other one, they were just finalizing their vote?
It doesn't make sense.
Because that's been his wife for a hot second.
Yeah. Michael is, uh, the king.
Yeah. Eric Jordan, dude.
Yeah. He's got the best.
She's just, you know, fantastic, but he's
Michael Jordan.
So what are we talking about?
He looks like shit on the right there.
Doesn't much matter.
Yeah, you're right.
So this one is gonna get one million dollars
for every year of marriage.
The previous wife got five million dollars
per years of marriage and paid his wife
approximately 168 million as well as giving her
custody of three children.
Wait, wait, wait, he's gonna divorce from her now?
Yes. Oh, I thought it was the's getting divorced from her now? Yes.
Oh, I thought it was the older one.
I knew he was married.
So she's single and she's gonna be that rich?
Yep.
Man, that's a number five in your future.
You wanna talk about a cash,
I gotta talk to my wife about this.
Cuban wife too, she's Cuban, fantastic, fantastic.
That's if they get a divorce, cause I guess it's like rocky, rocky. Whoa, he's been married since 2013, she's Cuban, fantastic. Fantastic. That's if they get a divorce,
because I guess it's like rocky, rocky.
Whoa, he's been married since 2013, that's a long time.
11 years, bro.
Wow.
Man, does he have kids with her?
Yeah.
All right.
Bring it up.
Congratulations everybody.
Did he marry her when she was 16, because?
Man, what are you doing, man? I'm just saying. Congratulations everybody. Did he marry her when she was 16 because
Man why you doing math? I'm just saying he's a billion. It'll be alright. That it chin one more
This is just a silly one so that girl ray gun who
Went viral for being a terrible breakdancer from Australia. So she's she's ranked number one by a governing body. It's called it's called dance sports Federation and it's the
governing body of breaking and other dance sports that it can't be real.
It's insane. Her husband worked for them or something. It's a troll.
And they've been around. I looked it up. They've been around for 67 years. So this is like a real legit federations. Number one,
she's number one for break dancing. That's how,'re looking at the presence or German. That's how she's
Australian. It sounds like a troll job. I don't know what's happening,
but yeah, I thought that was pretty funny.
Do people have been break dancing for 67 years? No, that's for dancing.
Oh, gotcha. That just break dancing. What a world. All right.
Where are you going to be? I count. Oh, um Oh, Edmonton. Alberta this weekend. Come get some.
I'll be there at the comic strip. Are you working Sunday? I am not working Sunday, sir. Thursday,
Friday, Saturday. Back from Canada, buddy. Yep. I'll see you there. Edmonton. Comic strip. Let's go.
Oh, we got the, we'll have an announcement the winner finally, I know trust me I see it
Where's the winner? We announced the winner. We got it. The law firm finally got back to us
We got the frickin winner. So I'm sure by the time this comes out. You'll have a video or something announced in the winter. So
The dude who won it man. Hopefully enjoy this truck. We'll announce something soon. Love you guys. Drive fast all gas
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