The Fighter & The Kid - WHO'S **** is Bigger? Brendan's or Bryan's? | TFATK Ep. 923

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub have a body part measurement competition and talk football, wrestling, Swamp Kings, Deion Sanders bringing in Brittany Renner to teach players some wisdom, current events around the world including the Del Amo hero and much more! Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/fighter Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight only kid. Come on baby. I am my testosterone. I want to apologize if this podcast gets a little heated and if there's, there's, I slap Brendan or something happens because I was,

I've been watching Swamp Kings and, um, man, Florida, Florida's got some football, but gay, the gayers. Back then especially. Dude, those guys, that Urban Miro's like, I'm gonna break these, whoever can't handle this insane training is, why don't you watch here? That, but the thing when I watch that,

that's pretty much division of football. Is it really? Yeah, high level. We did the exact same thing. You did, huh? Called dirty dozens. Just killing each other. Yeah.

And they're just trying to weed out the week. But I think it's good for people to see. It is, I would imagine also that the bond that those guys have. Yes, brings everybody together, especially the top dogs. Like the people who are actually in a play get really, really close. I get a little sad too sometimes

because sometimes it's like, that might be the highlight of your life at that age. That might be the best time of the pinnacle of your life. And for most of us, it isn't that, right? We get older, we have kids, we were still accomplishing. When you're an athlete, and the other thing is I looked up a lot of those guys and what their pro careers were.

Some of them had good pro careers, a lot of them didn't. A lot of them had two years in the NFL, which is nothing, you know, it's not, I'm not speaking. Spikes like the main captain on defense at like a seven year career, which is good. So, Tibo, you know, not a decent career. What a stud, don't get to go. Percy Harvins was a stud, but then he always,

Percy Harvins, he always had some issues, mental issues. Oh, is that what it was? How long did he plan to pros, Percy? I don't know, he's freak. Freak, right? Tim says the best athlete he's ever seen. That's what Erwin Myers said. He said he's the best athlete.

How about Erwin Meyer on that? He goes, we won the NASH championship. Everyone's in the locker room celebrating. I go to my office to start recruiting kids. He's like, it was never enough. It never ends. They start taking ambience and got addicted to that drinking. I don't tell me I haven't gotten to that part yet.

Oh, okay. Yeah, if you know, it's 12 documents. It's 12 documents, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyone knows football. Cause then he, and then he retired cause he had like a hard issue because you just the stress he was put himself on. I didn't know that.

And he was never happy. He was never happy. Yeah. He retired. Then he went to Ohio State when an ass an Ashton Ship with Ohio State. I spoke to the team at year, that's why they won, I think. That's right, that's how we know.

Yep, and then after that, they went to Jacksonville, they went to the NFL and it was a horrible mistake. It was? Because he tried implementing that same strict with the pros. Those kids, yeah, those, they're not kids there.

Those are grown men who like do what, bitch? Yeah. But we've only been through that. We've obviously've obviously made it and so just it was a complete failure i love every mile he's the best he is and uh... the tim tibo with when i think don't people don't realize like me people like me who don't watch uh... college football i don't think they realize the level of fame a guy like Tim Tibo has in this country.

So you don't mean Tim or close. Oh, no, that's how I know. So she's back there super close. Yeah. You know, he was a number one selling Jersey in the world over Michael Jordan LeBron James when he was playing called football in the world. International because thing about like he had such a big he was Christian following beautiful. Yeah, that is anybody better looking. I mean, be tough, right? Yeah, and and and here's the thing about him right now right now with him. He's six four and His legs and his he's so jacked in this thing. I don't know what he's doing. Just lifting weights all the time But he's gotten more jacked and his legs are what, what, what will blow your fucking mind.

Such a good guy. Such a hard worker. Such a hard worker. He's also regarded as top three best college football players all time. Top three. And that team is regarded as, I mean, top, definitely top three. So I haven't gotten yet to the point

where he's starting in this document. Oh, so you're like one episode in? I'm two episodes in. So right now they just, when there's, they're at the one you're online, they just give a timid run. And then people start, they put in Chris Lee, who's the starter, and they bow up.

Yeah. And so they're just a man for Tim, because he was the only real. My question to you is this, how much is that is racism? How much is that is? Oh, not racism. No, Tim, it's just, that's so stupid, that narrative, they try to spin in the documentary.

But it's in the South and it's Florida. No. Oh, was it the right choice? He's the best cause for a little bit of all time. Is it racism, Ryan? Yeah. Is it racism? Yeah.

Well, he was, oh, why? Because there's 18, oh, why? Because they went to two national championships, one, one. Could it went to three? Is it racism? You stupid fuck. You woke, cuck. Hey, don't call me that. Do we think it's racism that they put to him to you

hey i'm just this is sports urban my word doesn't give a fuck if the team was all career you know i understand they're winning games but they wouldn't they don't care if it was all come here what did you call me i woke up woke up a hillary supporter don't don't just ask in one You can't fucking, he has me as a woke cock. Hillary's the one. Just, just go back, like, can we, we're, we're, we're it. Yeah. Was it racist that Tim that would put in the game?

I just thought maybe he's beautiful and he's beautiful. Oh, but he's beautiful and he's white. The number one recruit in the nation, Brian. Well, but he was also 18. I just figured that you got the, just a better player. All right. And obviously history shows that. But he didn't put him in there.

And first, because he wasn't part of it. Well, he's a freshman, he was already. But then when they put him in, he performed. They're like, okay, he's ready. That's how it goes and calls football. Yeah. Jeez, man. Take it easy, bro. Take it easy.

They want to want to ask Shelveship with Leake. Yeah. They do it with Timmy. Yeah. You didn't play quarterback, because your hands weren't big enough, right? No one had my palms are big, so I can grip a football.

You're not a good score. I don't know if you can. Oh, yeah, you have small fingers though. Not to be a dick. No, you don't have good fingers for basketball or for throwing football. That's true. No, I can. I can pull my ball because I have big palms. Yeah, but you have short fingers. I don't know. I know my, it's almost a defect. No, not to be a dick, but compared to you on Brock Lesnar. No, it's not true. because look, your fingers are...

It's... look at that. Look at how short this way you're dick. No, look. Hey, take it easy. Go pawn the pawn. I'm going to. Do you mind? I'm going to.

I'm showing you how long my fingers are. My fingers are as long as you're... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Palm the palm. The palm palm. You don't have me but I have much brother. And hey, can you let go of me? I can rip over your finger. No, you can't. Come here. No, I'm sorry. That's what it is. You're not going to do it.

That's what it is. No, I don't need to. Dude, my fingers are as long as yours. And that's a nice impression. Not even close, you wish. No, but that's a truth. You wish. You wish anything on your body.

OK, get it. Yeah, get a fucking measure of tape right now. David, you've had one before, right? Get a measuring tape. and this is a problem. Do it. Your appendages are short and that's fine. My legs are not short. My legs are long and long legs.

You have long legs. You have long legs, pretty long arms, short fingers. What I'm trying to say is that you're not a you're not a thrower. Is that fair? No, no, what we did the throwing in college. This is why the common folk doesn't get this. No, you didn't do any throwing in college.

You did? Yeah, well we all did. So they do the longest throw. I've finished second. I don't know. You finished second? Then a second, bud. In throwing?

Yes, Joe clapped beat me. Are you making this up right now? No, no, we so always do it. I've thrown the old pig skin around with you and I'm not. You know, a thump full of me. Yeah, we did. We've never thrown in people. At Jess place.

Who's? Tempest, we were throwing the old pig skin around. No, we just never have a pig skin. And we did not do it on the beach too. We did. No, we chucked and you saw you were like, I remember you said this. You go, dude, your hands are pretty crazy for a guy who doesn't play a D1 football. And I said, thank you. And then you said, and then you said, and you got some crazy speed. And your girl at the time who became your wife said, he's surprisingly explosive. And you said, and you said, you have no idea. And then she said, wow.

And then you said, the rumor is he's got a crazy piece as well. And she said, Brian, and you said, you have no idea. So first of all, thank you for that compliment, right? Thank you for that compliment. And then, when you watch the football stuff, do you go, I'm a pussy? 100%.

A little bit, right? No, not a little bit. Yeah. I, I, they're such free. That division one level, there's such freaks physically. First of all, they're so big and strong. Especially at Florida, but in general, that that's how it is. I a monster. I their monsters like Tim like like some of those do the Pouncy Brothers. You had spikes. I 100% feel like pussy because well, I am see the truth is think of my college experience compared I did I don't know yeah, I know don't even get here

My day has black one night. I was gonna wrestle, but I did yeah me too. Yeah me too me too because Supposed to be a resolution. Yeah, we don't laugh dude. Don't laugh about that. Now hold on. Let me just say something You're called okay, dude. Now alright you're a big network ethic never leaves you all right dude. I know but I'm just that's why you're I'm not over to the podcast Tuesday Do it Thursday? What the matter? Oh? How do I run social media? Oh? Not me dude. You see me just a grind

I'm being disrespectful about get I brought I could be like daddy. Can you bail me out? grind. No, you're being disrespectful about this. I brought what I said, but I could be like, daddy, can you bail me out? No, there's not that. I didn't do that. I didn't call my dad, I call this secretary. Yeah, there's a difference. Big difference. No, it is true though, as a regular guy, when you see those dudes and you go,

well, no, here's what, here's all seriousness, you go, if you say you're an athlete, you might say you can run fast and you can throw in your coordinate. Yeah, and an athlete, till you've had the mental fortitude to suffer for that long through that kind of preference. So it's also a difference in the UFC, like from the top five to the champs, like the champ is willing to suffer. The skill set wise, everyone can kick, punch, grapple for the most part to suffer the skill set wise Everyone can kick punch grapple for the most part

But the skill set wise of that the mental fortitude to get through like you down two rounds on a card and does not affect them They just power through it. Ben asked the difference. Ben asked when said that in college He never took a day off like he was so obsessed with wrestling and That's one of the reasons he was so amazing. People like that are able to suffer longer than most other people. Tim, I never took it down. You want me to travel together? He got off the job campaign.

So competitive. Tim is one of those guys that if he had been the UFC or anything, I think he would have been an absolute monster in anything he'd do. Oh, you think? Yeah, a monster. Yeah, no shit. There's nobody trained like him.

No. And nobody was his fierce competitor. And again, what a freak out of it. There's nobody trained like him. No, and nobody was this fierce competitor and again I'm free got it. What if we can't feed you mind we do a little measurement. It's all good sure if you're George come on over here you can measure us I'm getting there Georgie. So do it. We'll do it from I don't trust you from wrist to paw No, we'll do our fingers papa. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're doing the whole entire hand Okay, we can do the hand first big to the hand first We don't want the pockets come to come to screeching halt,

so let's just do it fast. But let's do the fingers. I know. So just go to whatever the tent it is. But to our tent needs you to, because he... No, look at it. From the rest to there. Eight on the dot, it looks like.

Eight on the dot. George, what am I? I'm right there. It's about a few centimeters under eight. Yeah, so I got the same size hands. No. I'm bigger. Bob, you got me by a couple centimeters.

Is that bigger or no? It's a tiny bit bigger. It's bigger though, right? It's bigger than I thought. I don't need you to be such a stickler for detail. Right. I don't know. I'll talk about the bigger.

I need it. You know what's a shame though? What? Think what these hands have done compared to yours. Hey, hey, listen, no, wait, wait, wait, one football, I get it. And finally you have seen, I'll be doing it. All right.

And then I'll hold mics now. So do you. So here's a thing though. Think what these hands have done. And five in the UFC, not big deal. All right. And then not hold mics now. So do you? So here's a thing though. Think what these hands have done. And you have the same size hands, that's the, that's the comparison. Making me mad, dude. I don't know.

Oh shit, I've done nothing. I was fucking, I've, I've continued to do sports. It's a bummer, right? And I'll tell you something else. I'm not even asking for this. If I had been born with that bone structure, I would have been On that team you'd be right here, buddy right that on that without those experiences

Not you're not beyond you don't see a floors. I got a strong fucking mind Let's go one more. Let's go one more Yeah, everyone gives it to wrestlers. It's tough. It's very similar. Those hot guys go through the same shit, but all different one programs. It's such a nightmare. It's such a nightmare.

It's so good for kids. I do think there's a difference in football and everything else. And even, you know, I think that you play with pain. Of course. But I think you play with more pain with football. I just think the compared to what? Almost any other sport that concussions the MMA's tough, dude. MMA, hockey's tough, MMA's tough.

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There are free. Free. Any high level I'm saying. The more I get in a baseball and I see these pictures, like those guys throw 100 pictures. 100% those pictures are free. There are free. There are all freaks. Freeaks. Any high level I'm saying. The more I get in a baseball and I see these pictures, like those guys throw 100 pictures. Giant's. And how fast they throw it over and over

and your body's not meant to do that. Yeah. Talk about a hundred miles per hour and throwing junk and curve balls and fast balls. There is a difference between baseball and football. Football, you are playing with some kind of an injury all of it. Always. So, like, is he next week?

Yeah, you're never 100% that's true. That's the nature of the game. But they're not that's that's that's you're getting hit. You're fucking you know, so you have see you know, I did you know, I don't like on that document. I'm just in a spoil alert, but they don't cover any of the darkness. They don't and there was darkness. Oh, I think the dark steam of all time to be successful. It just arrests and crazy shit.

I mean murders arrests. What? Yeah. Yeah. Like I got murdered and they thought it was in her hand it's like first murder when he's on the team. I forgot that Aaron Hernandez was on that team. I didn't see him.

They barely talked about it. They showed a picture of him and then that's it. I don't show him. They barely show him and he was a big part of that team man. They show him catch a touchdown pass for maybe against Texas something like that or USC, but this is not it. They don't cover in the dock.

Oh, Ohio State, or are you saying that's one king? That's one king. They don't cover any of the dock. That's my one criticism of that documentary they covered. Like that's part of the story. Yeah. It's insane. Maybe I can have a documentary on OG Sims and just go, bye, pass in the murder.

Oh, this happened. And then he's going. Well, whoa, that's a big deal. Although I would say that the Aaron Hernandez stuff happened after. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. No, I mean, when he got recruited,

when he got drafted to the New England Patriots and those murders, but there was stuff going on in University of Florida, the Pound Seas and all that. Like this. And didn't he have, was it there that he was having sex with someone on the team, a guy? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And then Cam Newton was also on that team. He got kicked off.

Cam Newton was on that team. Fuck, what happened? He was a backup to Tim. Cam Newton was on that team. Fuck what happened? He was back up to Tim. Camning was the back up. I didn't know that. And then he got kicked out of you to show floor for stealing a laptop. What?

They don't talk about any of this. Damn. Yeah, Camning was on that team. Woo. The team was filthy. Filthy. That's a decision you made when you're editing it. That's a decision you make where you go.

What are we gonna focus on? You know, because I- But then they talked about it then. They talked about urban Myers down, falling like, what about the kids? when you're editing it. That's the decision you make where you go. What are we gonna focus on? Because I don't know. But then they talk about it at the end, they talk about Urban Myers downfall. But what about the kids? Like that was one of the main problems with this team. They're so damn good and successful that you had all, you had these amazing athletes.

There's so many dark arts going on. That urban, and like that one lineman talks about, he goes, people think like the politicians run Florida or like the government, the football team, and they don't talk about how Urban Meyer swept a lot of stuff under the rug. You're talking about horrible shit. Just keep the kids available.

Keep them active. That's the other thing that I didn't know. Cause I didn't grow up in this country. I mean, it sounds naive, but I'm being really serious. When I saw that documentary, and you are a 19 and 20, it sounds naive, but I'm being really serious. Like, when I saw that documentary and you are a 19 and 20, 21 year old, and I texted you about this, and you have 110,000 people screaming,

and that when you walk in anywhere, anywhere in that town, and you're like 19 year old kid from like this very small, like a bad neighborhood, the hood or whatever, and all of a sudden people are cheering you on or booing you or whatever it might be. A lot of pictures. It's life and death. Well, Tim came and go to class.

He got so famous he can go to class to take out the like, that's so nuts. Because they would literally shut down the class. What? Because kids would find out where he's at bombard the classroom. Jesus. He's signing autographs.

He has to start over the class. He's free to have celebrity. That's what happened to that. The girl who's the baller for LSU. She's the pretty girl. Oh She can't go to class anymore the girl from LSU the number one NIL girl and making all the money She can't go to class and who's who's a gymnast? Yeah, Dimey. She's she if you had done Yeah, yeah, she can't go to class anymore. She's too famous. So those kids they lose out on this At least those kids are making millions of you think about how much Tim Teebo would have made off

his jersey. The Amazon Schoolman. What's cool about her? So she's off to the free gaffee and complete dime piece. Her boyfriend was the number one pick from Ella. She was the pitcher. He was the number one pick in the MLB. Signed a $9 million deal, I think.

Wow. That's her man. Makes sense. 9 million out of deal. In college. No, he got drafted. So are these high school kids making money now? Look at how gorgeous she is, Jesus.

Yeah. Good God. Yeah, she's cool. Very talented. There you go. But like the kid, Peyton Manning's nephew who's the backup at Texas is making more at Texas Archie's making more at Texas being the backup from an IL deal the most quarterbacks in the NFL

Because he I mean he's like the next thing is he that is a freak. He's a freak. He's a freak Yeah, he's a manning think about Archie Manning Peyton Manning. You know, cuz Paton Peyton Painting manning I didn't do I manning fighting his brother was a D1. Yeah, he was a stud too. You got injured unbelievable Not crazy and your grandpa's Archie Manning. I mean, it's just royalty your basic Kennedy or Royalty in England you really really are. Look at that. And then go to him, chin, he's a stut. Archie.

It's got this thing I know. So there's Archie and there's Archman. Archie Manning Jr. probably. Let's go to Archie. You have time out of kid, yeah. Yeah. There he is. Boy, he looks like a manningning I'll tell you that much and

He's he's he's just that good huh? What you guys declined all in a deals When to his name what is in the NIL deal? Let's read it paid name your likeness I was that right name. Oh, oh type in how much money he's making Maybe it's what he got offered, but it's not. I'm not real. It's cool. I'm on the fence about these kids getting paid. It's just tough.

3.7 million is a backup. He's edging out the likes of Caleb Williams who's the Hyde and trophy winner for USC starting quarterback. Number one drafted prospect. Jesus. He's earning 1.1 million more than USC's Heizmann, trophy winning quarterback so far.

He hasn't played it down. Good for him though, like these kids. It's good and bad, right? It's good and the problem is the dynamics of the team. He's a backup quarterback and he's making $3 million a year. You have kids on that team. Like it just, it separates the team. So's a backup quarterback, and he's making $3 million a year. You have kids on that team. Like it just, it separates a team.

So he pulls up an event lane. These kids are 17, 18. And he's a back, he was not playing. The star was like, Hopefully he's got me resentment there. Hopefully his brother, his uncles, and his grandfather, and his father can,

is that who's father is Archie Manning's son? I think he's the one that did it make it. So at least he's got- Which is why he's trying to do it. Hopefully he's got those, that whole group of people. Yeah, but that's one kid. Think about the rest of the college football.

So if I'm a lineman, lineman don't make money, but I'm the star, I'm the all-American, protecting this quarterback who's decent, but he's making more money than me. It's gonna be, the dynamics are just weird. And the resentment, either- Yeah, you figure that out, but I would say, kind of like actors and comics

and some people do really. Oh yeah, because they're so good at money. Yeah, but I'm saying. 18 year old managing $3 million being. Yeah, it's a disaster. Disaster. The pros don't manage it well. That's why there's the 30 for 30 broke

and they don't cover mortgages, taxes, health insurance, all that, they don't cover any of that stuff. They don't. Then you get out and get out and get out. All right, I guess this guy says he can do it. I'm gonna give him all my money to am and then he screws you over because you're not, you're 21, with $10 million in the bank,

and you buy a $10 million dollar house and that's a good idea, man, you're gonna be all pro. Okay, so $10 million dollar house, I have to put down 20% and then you played for three years, then you got this huge nut. No one teaches you that stuff. Crazy. I thought I heard that they do now in the NFL,

or they teach you like, you have one fucking class. That's it? Yeah. The UFC, the UFC, so it, hey everybody, okay, here, be smart with your money. That's our time. Is that it?

Yeah. No worries. But again, it's not on them, is it? One of the things that said that the reason a lot of people go broke is friends and family. So you, you, you, you, what's the number one way, but they alert that to you and then I felt the number one thing they owe as soon as it's announced, we get draft whatever, the number one reason people go broke is friends and family, mainly family. So everyone's going to be reaching for money, everyone's gonna be asking for money.

So they do warn you on that, but what are you gonna do? You and I, you and I, you and I, you broke as fuck. Then I'm working on it now. You're this 21 year old kid and your mom who raised you, she was like, hey honey, I need this $5 million house. She like, well my sign bonus was six months, so yeah, that makes sense. Hey Bubba, unless you pay for that house cash,

just outright cash, those payments, that's a 20 year mortgage, but 30 year mortgage. I'm not saying that. Yeah, taxes, if it's in Florida, if it's in Texas, where's this house at? They don't think about this stuff. See, it a million times. I've seen it a million times.

I've seen it a million times. And I'd be honest, guys, I've not been very good with my money, everybody, anybody. That's right, I make what I say. I spend seen it a million times. And I'd be honest, guys, I've not been very good with my money. Everybody, anybody? That's right. I make what I say. I spend what I make, you know what I'm saying? I'm not the guy to teach you financial fitness. And I should know better, but I don't.

I have the same spending that Kodak black does. It's not good. There it is, that's right. That's right. I don't know who that is, because he's oldest fuck, right? I do, because I know his lawyer. I know his lawyer very well, so I know who Kudder Black is. Kudder Black went to jail for the, for three years,

for the same crime that Hunter Biden committed, and but Hunter's gonna be in a world of shit now, because when they come out of that, well now nobody's protected. Well, the judge in Delaware was like, hold on. It's gonna get dicey for him, yeah. I'd stick by it. Oh shit, Deon,on Sanders brought in Brittany Renner

to teach his player how to avoid hose. That's brilliant. Who is Brittany Renner? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey, come on man, I'm an old guy.

Oh my God, dude. No, I know. I'm not. No, I'm not. Fuck you, dude. Brittany Renner is notoriously known for going after athletes and famous people really She's a dime piece. Oh, so she's a dime. Yeah. Well, who wouldn't go after athletes?

I don't play in these girls rich and handsome as shit. Yeah calm down But so what she so Dion's brilliant. He brought her in because she's a pro She's like these are the red flags this what they're gonna come for this what they look like this what how they talk So it's brilliant by Dion red flags, this is what they're gonna come for, this is what they look like, this is how they talk, so it's brilliant by Dion. I love Dion. And I love Magic Mine. I heard Dion uses Magic Mine.

You know, a lot of people are using Magic Mine. A lot of, Magic Mine is growing faster right now at this stage of their development than Red Bull or Celsius was. And that's because it works. And that's my commercial for for magic mine and that's why I take it every day. It's a new tropic those others are just straight energy drinks. Yeah, that's why it's a big difference. It's healthy.

Yep. Better for you than coffee all that stuff. It's beautiful and delicious. Like can we hear a talk? Yeah please. She's like, what I'm sucking dick. She's looking hot. Yeah. Are you guys not familiar with her? Where's that? I'm not familiar with it

Look all the kid these are college kids Wait, wait, stop for a second who is she she? They must they all know her. Everybody knows her. Look at him, but who is she? She's just a, she's just a gorgeous girl who goes for athletes. So my name is Brittany Renner, aka Bundle of Brittany on Instagram. I have been on social media from... You took notes all year, but now you put it in. You take notes all year, and I Tick notes all year I will take notes The world is your oyster you can do whatever you want and for me my whole journey on here

I felt like my life almost like I was in Disney world like I like the motivational music Georgia's But I think this might be this might be one of the most important see you as things these guys could ever hear Everybody wants something so it's like even if we both have our own thing going on, me still being with you is a good look because you boost my stock. Just like you boost my, you know what I'm saying? Like I boost your stock.

It's just that simple. And I'm gonna play this for my seven year old, don't I, you know? I'm giving you a chance of... This is how the game is played. You think Dion knows a thing or two about the game oppose You do you on standing I had a in-depth conversation with him and Michael Irvin about that I'm a freaking free Yeah, I know I they they ran it as hard as it gets we all know yeah

Well a lot of people don't but you do everybody yeah, if people have no football and no one with a heartbeat No, I don't I don't, no. I don't think so. No, I don't, yeah, but I don't think who my dad was like, Deon, fucks. I don't think most people who don't follow sports actually understand and even guys understand like what those guys actually deal with and the access they have on a level.

You do, because you know, you were in the game but a lot of people like, I think the temptation when you're a superstar. You do, because you were in the game, but a lot of people, I think the temptation when you're a superstar like that is, I've never seen anything like it, actually. I've never seen anything like it. I mean, you can see why Deans get all these recruits. The biggest recruiting class from going, when in one game to Deans signing, now they have all these transfers, like the biggest recruitment class, they have all five stars now across the board.

This one, the reasons, like, is the coach of Auburn bringing Brittany Renner? No. It's amazing. And I'm going to have my seminal 10-3, or old watch that as well, you should, sir. Say, the last one, here's what's going on. The seminal is going to be a STUD. He's already a... He's already a little stud on his baseball team.

He's got some athleticism, huh? Some strength? Boss, he's the outlier. Because he has attitude, too. And he sees his brother. So he's just sitting, studying, and then we'll be like, do it, and he can do it, he can do it,

but I'm tired already. He can do more pushups than tired already. What? Drives tired nuts. Oh no, that's... I'm like, I'm telling you, bud. What? What? Dris Tiger nuts. Oh no, probably. I'm like, I'm telling you bud, it might be the best thing in the world though, because it creates this crazy competitive spirit.

Yeah, that's what it meant my brother. Yeah, you guys. Yeah. Really? Oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. Most people that make the NFL have older brothers. Yeah.

It's a common denominator. Most of them have that older rivalry. I think fighters too. I think, I think a lot of fighters had a look at John Jones Chris Wyman he talks about that Interesting Those kids yeah, especially now the NIL deal like they're gonna have money Can you imagine I can't imagine if I was 20 what, when I was 30, I started making real money.

At 20? No, I couldn't handle it. Wait, we been doing this, yeah, when I was 30, I started making legit money. legit money when I was 30, 10 years ago. We've been doing podcast two years. We started doing fire and kid live. Start seeing checks, start seeing actual.

I remember you said you sent me a picture of the check we made, no, the fuck? Yeah, it was a good shit. We're making actual money. I remember I was like, stand up and acting and that was always, you know, and then you were like, how about this? I think he said something like, we can get used to this. I went damn.

Yeah. It's 10 years ago, it was starting to make a 30, even then I struck, took me probably, I mean, even I don't really have a grasp on it. You know, I've property and stuff like that, I don't really have a grasp on it. You know, I've property and stuff like that, but I don't have a grasp on it. And I'm surrounded by some motherfuckers that are good with money, Melia. Now, think of these young kids, $3 million,

and you're 20 or 19. You better have somebody who really understands how to, or you better have fun, bro. No, no, I mean. Did you have fun? Yeah. No, that's not good. Oh my God, have fun, sellers. No, no, I'm not. Did you have fun? No, that's not good. Oh my God, have fun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, hey, hey, what are you doing? I was like, I'm sorry, I just, she was way too intense.

I'm like, I'm so sorry. You would love my son, my son goes to school. He's got a pair of fake glasses on, a fedora, and he carries a briefcase. He's a detective. He's like you though, he loves fashion. Yeah, that's how he was. I wore it so much. You like, when I wear those hats, I was like, I wear a detective. He's like, he loves fashion. Yeah, that's how he was. I wore it to him.

You like, when I wear those hats, like that I wear a Monday. It's the summertime. Like they had I wear Monday, people would go, that's the thing to wear, like, I've been doing that since I was a kid, man. I wear Outlanders. My son is the same way.

He shows up. I don't know what it is. I'm wondering what that is. I wonder what that is. He loves shoes, like he's like, I just want shoes. He wants the Jordans. He knows all about it. I got, I got from Suplex, I got him two pairs of shoes.

And he was like, he knew exactly what they were. Yeah. And I was like, damn. Sexy. He saw that I gave the Suplex, Mike gave me those Jordans that were chocolate, the chocolate, the mocha. The mocha, those are said. I didn't know what they were, they're 700 bucks.

They're just releasing mail, I had to re-release them, they're safe. I gave them to my nephew because because they were a little big on me and my nephew Love them and then he grew out of them But like he told me like you couldn't believe it and my son saw them. He was like those are the mocha joy I want some yeah, your son needs a talk to me. Yeah Yeah, cuz you know your shit. I'm one comes. Yeah, he said he's all about it. He's all about it What do you got, Chin? That old school T5K shirt, dude. Are you a peep hard? Let me go for you. You got a peep. I'm coming with What do you got, Chin? I like the shirt, Chin. Thank you. It's not made it. Look at that. It's actually an amazing shirt. There's

Chin thank you. It's not made it. It's actually an amazing shirt. There's I Don't I think my girl gave away all those old-school shirts I have Like to find the kids I said have the jackets. I still need it the red jacket from you. I know I got to find a large in that Great shirt, but yeah, there's Theo Chris Bobby Brennan and then brought your Bobby. Damn Brennan. And then Brock. Yeah, yeah, great. Just Robin. Yeah, just great. Okay, Rob. This is a great shirt though. Do they thank you? Thank you. Dude is amazing. Yeah. All right, so this happened recently. This is a this is Delama, which is like in Torrance here in California. It's not too far from here. There's for some reason a bunch of teenagers just going crazy and brawling. Why? I'll show you a little bit from there. There's, for some reason, a bunch of teenagers

just going crazy and brawling. Why? I'll show you a little bit of it. So there's no real reason. Is it school or what? No, no. The only thing I can find was like, there was like a discount on the movie theater.

So if you're like a student or something, you was a discount. They do this in New York, I would see them. But there's like time. People, the witnesses said there was like 400 something people. That's a lot of time. And they would beat other people up. And the reason why I bring this up is because

Henry Gray c posted this on his Instagram. And this one guy saw this one do get chased by a bunch of people getting beat up. And then he just came in, I'll show you this video quick. This kid in the black and white hoodie running away from the crowd gets grabbed from behind, pulled to the ground, gets stomped. And he's just an innocent kid.

We don't know the story. 10 different kids are stepping on him. Look at this guy. And the blue shirt storms in from out of nowhere, puts himself right in the middle, pushes kids off of the victim and starts yelling and separating with every cell in his body. Get for that guy.

Yeah. And to it, the crazy part is, I don't know who the victim was. I don't know who's it fall. I don't know why they're fighting. One kid was getting jumped and this guy, unreliable, was like black automation crime. Rushes in there and risked his own life

to put out a fire that, I think it's a race thing you caught. He's cut from a different cloth and the best part is, anybody can get it. Torrance California, this happened at Del Mama Hall. So either way, but there, so there's mostly black kids, but then there's a black guy that defended that,

well, I guess next time, why can't I say whatever it is whatever the kid could have been Mexican either way of the dude that came in to fight back all those guys are one of the black kids go get that I know he's trying to make a race so we don't know much about this story, but apparently this is the guy What's wrong with kids though? I in New York City, but that was 16 if my friends are K. Let's go to the mall and just fight anybody what I What? New York City, but what? That was 16. If my friends are like, Kay, let's go to the mall and just fight anybody. What?

I shot a New York all the time. What did you do? No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? It looks like the kids wilder now, they call it. But this guy, it's apparently his name is that, on Instagram, that boy reckless. And then he's just all his posts are super like.

Positive? Yeah, super positive, they're really great. He seems just like a good dude. Real model. Look, you can, you will. Oh, I like this guy. Dude, and he's the one that did, apparently he's the one that did it. And I love this one especially. That's a good man.

He's saying the working man gets that slow money, but I say it's foe show money. And the janitor, the CEO of the company, we all humans trying to get by and deserve the same respect. I love it. We should get him on the pod. I'm fine, for sure. I love this month.

But I mean, if this is for a fact, that guy, it's still kind of like a little bit. You funny if it was. It's what we have to mom. We don't know for a fact, so. But it seems like that guy. It seems like it's like, yeah, I wasn't there, but the thing is, and Dana,

why reposted Hanner's story too. I love him. I love him. Hanner, when my favorite people on the planet, yep, there's nobody better at talking. They're selling them. He's awesome. He's awesome. planet. Yep. There's nobody better at talking. They're selling them undergraced joss. That's dope. I don't get those kids.

I don't get it, man. I don't know what happened, exactly. And 400? Who was 400 friends who were down to jump? It's just, what happens is they get out of school and there's always already beef and school going on. Is that mob mentality? I mean, if they get off campus.

So I need sports. They break, yeah. This way my kids don't have 100%. 100%. No, when they get to high school, they could get a little dice if there's a discussion there. But right now, they don't have, they have to sports. Keep some out of trouble, keep some discipline,

keep some having a goal. There's no choice. If you live in my house, then the rules. I mean, in my house, you've got to play sports. Every society always knows that you're especially boys from the age of like fucking 13 18 You gotta keep them you don't just let them idle around in groups. No, if they get bored That's so much trouble man. There's drugs baby Killing all things all that suck each other all hey man But there's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why people like, oh, but what about CT? I'm like, hey man, I don't know if I have a splash of CT.

I've done pretty well with it. I can't get to fucking jump. And jump people at the mall because they're bored. Yeah. That's right. You went, no, nothing about that though. Pussy. Why are you saying that about me?

I came up hard, dude. What do you got, Jen? So this is something that happened in Saudi Arabia. Ige Zalia was doing a, performing in a concert. She's cool. And her pants accidentally ripped. Oh, you can't show skin, especially if you're female in Saudi Arabia, you can't show skin.

Oh, did they kill her? No, no. They didn't kill her. I'll show you the actual, is these Igy's pants ripped and they cut her head off? No, they didn't kill her, but watch. I feel like you see it accidentally rips here. But that alone, that little rip made the authorities cancel her entire their form.

She's like, you shouldn't get stoned. No, they allotted that. So, she better didn't cut it in the back. Just the fucking thigh. Look at that, look at that. I mean, if I bend down, these would be a lot of fun. It's kind of cool. Look, actually.

She's like, she has like really thick thighs, so. Yeah, yeah, she's cool. I get why I have that. I get why I have that. She's cool. So she did say they're a thoo. She said don't blame the promoters. It was the authorities.

And then she also said one other thing. They didn't let her finish. She goes, I did it. I did, but I also said, ladies, make some noise. It's a woman's world and apparently that's what made them want to keep her somewhere. So when she says Saudi Arabia with, excuse me.

Yes, so when she says it was the police, it was the religious police, okay. And the Mullahs and the MS, MBS, Mohammed bin Sultan, who runs fucking Saudi Arabia. He's modernizing Saudi Arabia, but there's this dance he's doing. And there's a quadrant of Saudi Arabia

where you're allowed to do whatever you want, and there's a quadrant where you're, you know. Well, the where she fucked, it was like, it's a women's world, it's not real. Say last, cut her mic. Cut her mic. She thinks that's what actually pushed her over the edge of it. I love both, cut her Mike. No way that. She thinks that's what actually pushed her over the edge. I love both, I like.

Yeah. But that's what they're probably like, her dress ripped like, yeah, like, do you cut her head off? No, no. But then she yelled, it's a woman's world to it. Let's stone. When I lived there, you women weren't allowed to drive and they weren't allowed to work. So it's changed now, but it's very-

Wait, last accident? Probably a better world. Brennan? Brennan? Just kidding. Brendan. All right. What do you got, Chen?

All right, I saw this. This is a video I see from this, I think the same account meant, like multiple times, Santa.China. It's like kids sparring with other kids or their parents. So here we go. This looks, even though that kid looks like an older dude. How old is he? He's probably 30. Oh, that body shot. Yeah, he looks like, he's like skillful, technically.

Dad can take a beating too. He's not the knockout dad. This kid, this kid is just loving this shot. Look at that body shot. Oh, damn. Oh, that's a little much though. Not elephant in the room. I stopped feeling so much rice, right?

For being that active kid, a bit of a guy. He's growing though. He's got some speed. I'm impressed with the kid's speed. He seems to have some really good technique and good speed. And my parents fed me a ton when I was growing up. I got so fat but then I started developing getting taller and bigger. There is a large, but I got a big height rate and I lost quotient there. I think that kid or that maybe just like, you know, I got to just grown

baby fat on certain points. At 10 know what that that's the parents feeding them. Yeah. Like that's on the parents. Like when I see a fat kid, I like the parents, I'm like, what are you doing, dude? Right. At least give him a chance. All right, so these are just a bunch of silly memes that George and I.

Your memes that I think are funny. I think it's a video never gets old. Call for the ball. Hello, ball. Here we go. Hands up. Call for the ball. Can you have ball? No. The mom said call for the ball. Hands up. you help out?

The mom said call for the ball. He's up Oh, he's cute. Yeah, so he just says hello ball cuz he's going like this call for the ball mom's like no not like that dude and This one's crazy. This is a super dad at a baseball game right here crazy. This is a super dad at a baseball game right here. Drops the baby. Oh, Jesus baby. Okay, it'll replay again. You'll see that. That's impressive. That's an app. He's only kid with one arm. You'll see what happens here after we're plays again. See it. He let go of the kid. Oh, oh, you see that. That's

home. The kid catch. Oh, that's impressive. That's impressive. God give them to season tickets. That we are getting some You got to give it up Like kids like I didn't want the ball to Any stage of fear too. I like when I show the when the That the MLB games they hit the run and the kid catches it and that's like yeah the kid throws it back That's like no Oh my god All right, here's this one's This one's a little less this one ends on a little less positive note, but teacher kids well

Oh You can see out that happened. Oh yeah. Oh, cutie pie. Oh, God. Well, that's part of life, ain't it? Getting a couple of nicks and bruises. Who's this guy?

This is a kid who... So, he's being the devil. He's coming out to his little brother. Oh, alright. So, back to when I came out to my brother. I mean, you're gonna be a little... He's a little young. I agree. That's disgusting. Bro, you can't be home a full book. All right, so back to when I came out to my brother Bros. Little young I agree So your day

That makes more sense. You did it! That's a little great for it though. Yeah, that makes more sense. I want to play with GI Joe's, you keep one, play with Barbees. The fact that he said that makes more sense. Oh, there's a straight guy with a boyfriend that's disgusting. Hey, you can't do that. How interesting.

Here's another one. Yeah. This is what not to do as a little leak catcher right here oh no what's he doing what happened he's probably going to throw the bat the runner out and just got to excited and I get it. And maybe it's just used to practice. Maybe the better. Was he grab his back like that? No, he got better. He hit the back. It is back.

Or his or her back. You'll see right here. Watch. I don't know the batter watch. Right. The old kidney. Why do you what happened when he swung? Oh, what do they do with that?

What's the penalty there? Because the catcher's in the wrong. Yeah, I think it's just the... I think it's death. I think the penalty is safe. That was inside of your head. He raised like Saudi Arabia with Stoneham. He raised like a stone to death.

Oh, this is a crazy little story right here. What is it? You fear Al-Makhtha? Did it pass? Here you go. Fell from the sky and landed on her. I'm here by and dropped the snake as it flew over. So the snake just looked at this. Oh, and confused.

Started attacking her. Then the hawk, my goodness, came back to get its meal and it also started attacking her. Peggy says the entire ordeal is giving her a new appreciation for the small things. In the blink of an eye and the snap of a finger. Oh, she killed this thing. You don't know if a hawk was hunting. A hawk to snake.

Or a car ricker with a snake, a cat, a dog, a little bit of a morn back. You want to eat a piece of chocolate, it takes so much better. That's just bad luck. That's just bad luck. Or your neighbor does voodoo. Or the hawk senses your weak and not that healthy and it wants to kill you. A hawk and a snake.

Pick your Jones. You know what I'm saying? A hawk. I wonder what the chance of that happening, somebody. Yeah, I can be that. I better to win the lottery. I mean, wait, so the hawk dropped the snake. The hawk's name had the snake.

Came back down again. It dropped it on her. Yeah, on her arm. That's a rattlesnake. That's a rattlesnake. So she gets tore by the snake. The Hawk's name had the snake. Came back down again, it dropped it on her. Yeah, on her arm. That's a rattlesnake. That's a rattlesnake. So she gets tore by the snake and the Hawk's like, that's lunch, bitch. Comes down and starts attacking her.

I heard a story and it's probably not true, but I love it. So when they drop water on fires, they have these giant scoop things that scoop it up from the lake. And they got a guy who was scooped diving or snorkeling. Cool. Cool. Right.

And dropped him into trees. I feel like that's fake. He was caught in a tree. That's fake, right? It's got to be fake. How do you? Because I'm sure they scan, unless he's down there for a hot set. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. You ever see how much water do they drop? It's so, it doesn't look know. You ever see how much water they drop? It doesn't look like much. If you ever see people under the plane and they get doused by the water, it's crazy. It's so much water.

Oh yeah. I feel like this would be a dream. It's a group of heaven tree. I feel like that story is fake though. No. So this is snopes. So this is the way of one way to find out. It's snopes legit.

No, there's some like yeah Fallissfuck. Oh, well, I feel like it's happened before right. Yeah, it's not true There's no you know, I start possible though. It's possible. You know what show? I said what did we watch season one here? I don't think you did be maybe Georgie you did but um Oh, what the fuck? Not love is blind, but I'll to made them. Have you seen it? So ultimately it's couples that have been together

for like two to seven years. And one of the, either the woman or the man go, we need to get Mary to move on. So they put them on the show. It's Nicholas Shay and his girl who host it. Vanessa Manilla. Yeah, and so they have the opportunity, either get married or break up.

But before they decide they go on the show, there's whatever, six other couples. And they can mix and match and date for two weeks. They live together, would be like to be with a married couple. And they can decide if they want to go with that partner or get married. I've seen it. The season finale is, I think, tomorrow night. with a mere couple and then you can decide if they want to go with that partner or get married.

The season finale is I think tomorrow night, but I mean, it's just. It's intense. It's intense. The people are faced with the truth of like, they're like, but the best is the couples that they're forced to live in, they don't get along. And when there's beef, that's the best. I love it. It's a good show actually. It's so good. I've watched it with my wife loves that. Nick Lyshe has they have the easiest job. They show up three times. It makes so much money. It's unbelievable. He's a good guy. I got to know him a little bit because his wife at the time, a girlfriend at the time was on my show. What's her name? Vanessa Manello. Vanessa Manello. I know

Just a sip of his oh Jessica Simpson. Yeah, it's a good job Not better than down with love, but whatever What else you got I think that's pretty much it We did it again, friends. I think we did it again Did it again oops, I did it again. Mm-hmm. Why is guys this weekend? September one and two. Solid city. Solid city. And God damn it.

Melbourne Florida King Center. September 23rd Saturday and then I go right over Genesee theater, Joaquin Illinois on a Sunday at seven o'clock. And I know you guys are dying to come out on a Sunday. We'll see you there. Then we're at Covina that's next Friday, set number eight, two shows. Seven, nine, three, those bad boys almost sold out.

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